,,iv  #aacth ,,congress  #b;d ,session  
,h4 ,,res4 #fce  ,,in ,,the ,,house ,,of
 ,,representatives  ,june #bj1 #bjad    
,mr4 ,stockman submitted the following  
resolution2 which was referred to the   
,committee on ,ways and ,means          
,,resolution  ,expressing the sense of  
the ,house of ,representatives that the 
,internal ,revenue ,service 7,,irs7 must
 allow taxpayers the same lame excuses  
for missing documentation that the ,,irs
 itself is currently proffering4  ,the  
resolution may be cited as the ,dog ,ate
 ,my ,tax ,receipts ,resolution4        
,whereas1 the ,,irs claims that         
convenient1 unexplained1 miscellaneous  
computer malfunction is sufficient      
justification not to produce specific1  
critical documentation2 and ,whereas1   
fairness and ,due ,process demand that  
the ,american taxpayer be granted no    
less latitude than we afford the        
bureaucrats employed presently at the   
,,irs3 ,now1 therefore1 be it  ,that it 
is the sense of the ,house of           

,representatives that unless and until  
the ,internal ,revenue ,service produces
 all documentation demanded by subpoena 
or otherwise by the ,house of           
,representatives1 or produces an excuse 
that passes the red face test1  ,all    
taxpayers shall be given the benefit of 
the doubt when not producing critical   
documentation1 so long as the taxpayer's
 excuse therefore falls into one of the 
following categories3 7#a7 ,the dog ate 
my tax receipts  7#b7 ,convenient1      
unexplained1 miscellaneous computer     
malfunction  7#c7 ,traded documents for 
five terrorists  7#d7 ,burned for warmth
 while lost in the ,yukon  7#e7 ,left on
 table in ,hillary's ,book ,room  7#f7  
,received water damage in the trunk of  
,ted ,kennedy's car  7#g7 ,forgot in gun
 case sold to ,mexican drug lords  7#h7 
,forced to recycle by municipal ,green  
,czar  7#i7 ,was short on toilet paper  
while camping  7#aj7 ,at this point1    
what difference does it make8  ,in any  
case1 ,,irs can see the ,,nsa for a     

good1 high quality copy4