,h4 ,m4 ,i4 ,illu/ration ,,macmillan ,,& ,,co41 ,limit$ ,,london ,,bombay ,,calcutta ,,melb\rne ,,! ,,macmillan ,,company ,,new ,,york ,,bo/on ,,*icago ,,dallas ,,san ,,francisco ,,! ,,macmillan ,,co4 ,,( ,,canada1 ,ltd4 ,,toronto ,h4 ,m4 ,i4 ,,"s ,,passages ,,9 ,,! ,,life ,,( ,,"o ,,( ,h4 ,m4 ,,inspectors ,,( ,,s*ools ,,by ,e4 ,m4 ,,sneyd-,,kynn]sley ,,=m]ly ,h4 ,m4 ,i4 ,,nor?-,,we/ ,,division ,,macmillan ,,& ,,co41 ,,limit$ ,,/4 ,,m>t9',s ,,/reet1 ,,london #aiac ,,copyright ,fir/ ,edition1 #hvo1 ,april #aijh2 ,repr9t$ ,septemb] #aijh4 ,%ill+ ,edition1 ,globe #hvo1 #aiaj2 ,repr9t$ #aiac4 ,,d$ication ,to ,e4 ,g4 ,a4 ,holmes1 ,esq41 ,h4,m4 ,*ief ,inspector2 & to my late ,colleagues ( ! ,nor?-,we/ ,division1 by ^: desire ^! records 7 put toge!r2 9 ev] grateful memory4 ,e4 ,m4 ,s4-,k4 ,,cont5ts ,,*ap4 ,,page ,i ,,! ,,beg9n+ #a ,,ii ,,anglesey #e ,,iii ,,vagrant #ac ,,iv ,,llanga/anau #be ,v ,,llanga/anau3 ,,! ,,libr>y #cd ,,vi ,,llanga/anau3 ,,! ,,village ,,s*ool #db ,,vii ,,w9d+ ,,up #ea ,,viii ,h4,m4,i4 #eh ,,ix ,,arcadia #fb ,x ,,arcadia ,,cl]icorum #gc ,,xi ,,mill]',s #hb ,,xii ,,mill]',s3 ,,! ,,/udy #id ,,xiii ,,*e%ire #ajf ,,xiv ,,my ,,lords #aaa ,,xv ,,manag]s #abb ,,xvi ,,s*ool ,,bo>ds #acd ,,xvii ,,*ildr5 #adb ,,xviii ,,inspectors #aee ,,xix ,,*aunt]s' #afd ,,xx ,,*aunt]s'3 ,,! ,,g>d5 #agc ,,xxi ,r4,c4',s #ahd ,,xxii ,,errata #bja ,,xxiii ,,reports #bbj ,,xxiv ,,s++ #bbi ,,xxv ,,natural ,,hi/ory #bce ,,xxvi ,,composition #bdb ,,xxvii ,,ne$lework #bej ,,xxviii ,,upheaval #bfa ,,xxix ,,isle ,,( ,,man #bgb ,,xxx ,,release #bha ,h4,m4,i4 ,,*apt] ,i ,,! ,,beg9n+ 8,! ,man seems foll[+ /ill ! fun]al ( ! ,boy40 ,j4 ,keble4 ,my fir/ acqua9tance ) ! (fice ( ,h4,m4 ,inspector ( ,s*ools dates z f> back z #ahed4 ,i 0 !n twelve ye>s old4 ,at breakfa/ we 7 in=m$ t ! ,rev]5d ,h5ry ,s&=d 0 com+ on a visit4 8,:o1 & :at is he80 ,i ask$4 8,fir/ly1 he 0 ! son ( our neighb\r1 ,ar*deacon ,s&=d3 secondly1 he 0 #8,h4,m4,i4'3 t is to say1 "o ( ,h] ,maje/y's ,inspectors ( ,s*ools40 8,:at d !y d80 8,oh1 !y travel ab\t ! c\ntry1 & exam9e ! s*ool-*ildr5 9 ! ,national ,s*ools40 8,travel ab\t80 ,i said wi/fully3 8,i %\ld l to be an ,inspector40 ,x 0 po9t$ out to me1 ) t frankness :i* is necess>y 9 deal+ ) ! inquisitive boy1 t if ,i want$ travell+ ,i _h bett] be an eng9e-driv]4 ,b ,i repli$1 ) unconsci\s s>casm1 t !re 7 c]ta9 qualifications ne$$ = ! po/ ( eng9e-driv]4 ,?irty ye>s lat] bitt] exp]i5ce wre/$ f me ! frequ5t rem>k t ,i did n f9d my "w h>d or disagreeable :5 ,i 0 once 9 s*ool3 all t ,i compla9$ ( 0 ! travell+4 ,& !re came ano!r curi\s rem9d] ( ! conv]sation ( #ahed4 ,"o day1 9 ! #8eighties1 ,i 0 lun*+ ) a ,roman ,ca?olic prie/1 & among my fell[-gue/s 0 a mu*-lov$ ,canon1 :o apologiz$ = hav+ omitt$ 8 morn+ %ave because he 0 suff]+ f neuralgia3 8&10 he add$1 8,i h (t5 ?\ght ,i %\ld l to be a ,capu*9 ,monk1 s t ,i might be at lib]ty to gr[ a be>d40 ,be+ myself a hairy man1 ,i po9t$ out t ,inspectors ( ,s*ools _h ! same privilege4 ,b ! ,canon promptly retort$ t he believ$ !re 7 c]ta9 qualifications necess>y = ! (fice ( inspector1 & he _h nev] he>d t !re 7 any requir$ = be+ a ,capu*94 ,?is w\ld seem to po9t to a classification3 #a4 ,eng9e-driv]s4 #b4 ,inspectors ( ,s*ools4 #c4 ,capu*9s4 ,f #ahed to #ahga ,i 0 n int]e/$ 9 ,elem5t>y ,education1 ?\gh aft] leav+ ,ox=d ,i took "s "p 9 ,classical tea*+4 ,! /orms ( ,mr4 ,l[e's ,revis$ ,code pass$ ov] my head3 & ! ,elem5t>y ,education ,bill ( #ahgj 0 f\ght 9 ,p>liam5t :ile ,i 0 sail+ home f ,au/ralia4 ,! ,s*ool ,bo>d elections ( ,novemb]1 #ahgj1 caus$ "s excitem5t 9 ! l>ge t[ns1 b ! ,franco-,g]man w> 0 rag+1 & ! siege ( ,p>is 0 ( m g5]al int]e/4 ,to ! support]s ( ! ,gov]nm5t ! ,new ,education ,act appe>$ to be an admirable measure2 ! ,opposition ma9ta9$ ! contr>y op9ion2 b1 z is usually ! case1 ! great majority ( ! p adopt$ "o or ! o!r side )\t t$i\s enquiry into details4 ,i ?9k t 0 my case4 ,9 ! foll[+ ye> )\t any w>n+ my de/9y began to be %ap$4 ,ab\t ,ea/] !re came a lett] to my fa!r f our old fri5d ( #ahed1 ,h4 ,s&=d1 :o 0 a c\s9 ( ,sir ,francis ,s&=d1 ,secret>y ( ! ,education ,dep>tm5t1 & _h become a ,s5ior ,inspector4 ,he premis$ t c]ta9 (fic]s 7 to be appo9t$ to make enquiries "u ! new ,education ,act--m5 :o _h graduat$ ) hon\rs at ,ox=d or ,cambridge--& t ! nom9ation ( ^! 0 9 ! h&s ( ! ,di/rict ,inspectors4 ,he w5t on to enquire :e!r my fa!r _h a son ) ! necess>y qualifications4 ,n[ at t "t ,i 0 a briefless b>ri/] ( some?+ less ?an two ye>s' /&+1 ne>ly "o ( :i* ,i _h sp5t 9 ! a=esaid visit to ,au/ralia2 & ! prospect ( "w ) a liv+ wage 0 allur+4 ,i 0 assur$ by my briefless bre?r5 t ! solicitors w\ld n miss me1 & t !y !mselves 7 able & will+ to fill ! gap4 ,! (f] ( ! appo9tm5t 0 accept$ = me1 & at ! end ( ,april ,i f\nd myself an 8,inspector ( ,returns40 ,to my extreme delight ,i receiv$ notice t my "w lay 9 ,nor? ,wales3 ,anglesey1 ,c>n>von%ire1 ,m]ione?1 & ab\t a ?ird ( ,d5bigh%ire =m$ ! di/rict ( my ,*ief1 :om ,i 0 to assi/4 ,i 0 to beg9 9 ,may2 ! pay 0 good2 ,i 0 tw5ty-n9e1 & 9 robu/ heal?4 ,) su* a c\ntry :at c\ld a man wi% = m8 ,! nature ( ! "w 0 obscure1 b presumably explanations w\ld foll[1 & cr$it might be giv5 to ! ,gov]nm5t t ! task w\ld be nei!r di%on\rable nor on]\s4 ,on an appo9t$ day we 7 to att5d at ! ,education ,dep>tm5t at #aa ,a4,m4 to meet ,sir ,f4 ,s&=d1 & to receive fur!r in/ructions4 ,i w5t accord+ly1 />t+1 z ,i ?\ght1 9 good "t1 s t ,i might n beg9 ) a reputation = unpunctuality4 ,b at ,*>+ ,cross ,i f\nd t !re 7 b ?ree m9utes left1 & ,i n]v\sly hail$ a hansom to complete ! j\rney4 ,) admirable exactness ,i rea*$ ! (fice door at #aj4ei1 & enquir$ = ! ,secret>y4 8,n come d[n yet1 sir10 said ! port]3 8he don't g5]ally get "h till half-pa/40 ,i felt t ,i _h f\nd a pr(ession aft] my own he>t4 ,judges sat at #aj2 ,qu>t] ,sessions' ,*airm5 at #i2 & na/y rem>ks 7 made1 if c\nsel by ! m]e/ *ance 9 ! _w happ5$ to be a qu>t] ( an h\r late4 ,! cases 9 :i* ,i held briefs 7) a fee ( #a #cs4 #f;d47 c\ld n contemplate a delay ( half an h\r2 !y 7 n on t scale4 ,ev5tually ! great man arriv$1 & pleasantly greet$ ! roomful ( novices4 ,we got our in/ructions1 & 7 promis$ fur!r in=mation4 ,9 ! foll[+ week ,i began "w at ,c>n>von4 ,!re1 & 9 o!r s*ools 9 ! di/rict1 we sp5t a few days1 p>tly to tea* me ! rudim5ts ( s*ool "w1 p>tly to arrange a plan ( campaign = my special "w4 ,x 0 all new to me1 & ,i c\ld (f] no sugge/ions4 ,b ,i ?\ght ( ! poor briefless ones :om ,i _h left beh9d me 9 ,london3 ,we/m9/] or ,guildhall f #aj to #d2 ,temple ,*amb]s = an h\r or s2 smok+-room at ! club at night1 ) "s rem>ks on ! ,ti*borne case1 !n sup]s$+ ! ,franco-,g]man w> z a topic ( conv]sation2 & ,i 0 m ?an cont5t ) my lot4 ,,*apt] ,,ii ,,anglesey 8,y d yet ta/e ,"s subtilties ( ! isle1 t w n let y ,believe ?+s c]ta940--,tempe/4 ,x next became necess>y to f9d out :at an 8,inspector ( ,returns0 _h to d4 ,:at 7 ^! 8,returns08 ,!re 0 ! ,elem5t>y ,education ,act1 #ahgj1 to /udy1 & !re 7 ,in/ructions ( ! vague/ k9d4 ,9 aft] ye>s ,i became famili> ) _m doz5s ( su* docum5ts2 & ,i us$ to associate !m ) ! words :i* 78) t univ]sal applicability :i* *>act]izes ! b>d ( ,avon0--to quote ,mr4 ,micawb]7 ,%akespe>e puts into ! m\? ( ,macbe?3 ,b 9 ^! cases ,we /ill h judgm5t "h2 t we b tea* ,bloody in/ructions1 :i*1 be+ taught1 return ,to plague ! inv5tor4 ,x appe>$ t ! ,returns 7 answ]s to que/ions s5t by ! ,dep>tm5t to e p>i% 9 ! c\ntry2 ,:at 0 ! population8 ,:at s*ools _h !y 9 ! p>i%8 ,:at s*ools outside ! p>i% did !y use8 & s on4 ,:5 we _h v]ifi$ ! answ]s1 we 7 to recomm5d recognition ( su* s*ools z we f\nd to be effici5t1 & to /ate :at fur!r provision 0 requir$1 ) detail$ sugge/ions4 ,= ,p>liam5t _h decre$ t e *ild %\ld h an effici5t s*ool )9 reasonable di/ance ( 8 home4 ,?is seem$ simple4 ,b ! ^w 8p>i%0 gave u endless tr\ble4 ,:5 we speak ( a p>i%1 we ?9k ( an ecclesia/ical di/rict2 & we picture to ourselves a clu/] ( h\ses1 a long /reet1 & an old *ur*1 ) ! village inn & a but*]'s %op 9 ! backgr\nd4 ,b ,p>liam5t meant1 or def9$1 a civil p>i%2 t is1 a f9ite area 9 :i* a sep>ate rate c be collect$4 ,9 mo/ p>ts ( ,engl& ! diff]5ce is immat]ial2 b 9 ,anglesey1 & sometimes 9 o!r places1 we 7 baffl$ at ! outset4 ,! p _h long ago left ! old c5tres1 & _h settl$ d[n :]e f\r cross-roads met1 or ne> ! railway /ation1 or ne> a qu>ry1 or a m9e4 ,!re !y _h put up two *apels1 ?ree be]-%ops1 & a g5]al /ore3 !y _h call$ ! place aft] ! bigg] *apel1 ,moriah1 or ,c>mel1 or ,be!sda2 &1 except = a w$d+ or a fun]al1 !y ceas$ to g up to ,j]usalem4#a ,n[ ,moriah 0 ne>ly always on ! edge ( two or m civil p>i%es1 & if x want$ a s*ool1 ! two or ?ree p>i%es w\ld h to pay = x1 ?\gh !y might h p]fectly effici5t s*ools ( _! own 9 ! old c5tres4 ,?is ( c\rse r\s$ prote/s4 ,!n !re came ano!r /umbl+-block4 ,if a s*ool 7 ord]$1 x w\ld probably be built & manag$ by a ,s*ool ,bo>d2 & 9 ,anglesey ! memb]s ( ! ,bo>d w\ld be five m5 ^: op9ion on a pig might be accept$1 if ! pig belong$ to a p]fect /rang]1 b on s*ool matt]s ! pig's op9ion w\ld be equally valuable4 ,a ?ird tr\ble4 ,^! p>i%es 7 (t5 s small t "o c\ld n hope to see a compet5t ,bo>d1 unless sev]al p>i%es 7 unit$4 ,b ! p>i%es w\ld (t5 r die s+le ?an live unit$ to _! next-door neighb\rs4 ,i _c =get ! fury ( ! ,rector ( ,llantwyddeldwm1 :5 x 0 propos$ to yoke him unequally ) ,llantwyddeldy1 & to build a jo9t s*ool = ! two p>i%es4 ,la/ly came ! great "q ( rates4 ,all ! ,diss5t]s 7 det]m9$ to h ,s*ool ,bo>ds elect$ ev]y:]e2 &1 to calm ! m9ds ( ! small-s\l$ bre?r5 :o fe>$ = _! pockets1 ^w _h be5 pass$ r\nd t ! rate c\ld n exce$ #c;d4 9 ! p\nd4 ,to prove ?is !y appeal$ to ! decl>ations ( ,mr4 ,glad/one & ,mr4 ,=/]1 & to ,section #ig ( ! ,education ,act4 ,t ,section is n9ete5 l9es long 9 ! (ficial copy1 & !re is no?+ bigg] ?an a comma by way ( relief f beg9n+ to end4 ,9 ! sev5? l9e occur ! words 8#c;d4 9 ! p\nd40 ,:o c blame a ,wel%man imp]fectly acqua9t$ ) ,engli%1 if aft] div+ into ?is sea ( tr\bles he came up gasp+ = brea?1 b firmly clut*+ ! com=table words ,,?reep5ce ,,9 ,,! ,,p\nd8 ,f9d+ t ,i 0 a b>ri/]1 & suppos+ 9 ! innoc5ce ( _! he>ts t ?is impli$ "s k ( ! law1 ! combatants frequ5tly appeal$ to me2 & ,i assur$ !m1 ) all ! self-assurance ( ! briefless1 t ! ,section did n limit ! rate3 x m]ely provid$ an aid-grant = poor p>i%es4 ,& x happ5$ t ,i 0 "r4 ,:51 9 ! 'n9eties1 !y came to pay rates ( f "o to ?ree %ill+s 9 ! p\nd1 !y mu/ h said a good deal4#b ,our in/ructions said no ^w ab\t any ( ^! special difficulties4 ,b ! difficulties fac$ u ev]y:]e we w5t1 & caus$ u no little p]plexity4 ,at ! same "t ! discussion r\s$ mu* int]e/ among ! lead]s ( ! cont5d+ p>ties1 z we mov$ ab\t f c5tre to c5tre4 ,i ?9k x 0 ! mo/ /ormy mon? ( my (ficial life4 ,!re 7 few comp5sat+ pleasures4 ,anglesey is n a good c\nty = an uncomm]cial travell]4 ,9 #ahga x 0 almo/ :olly unkn[n to ! ord9>y ,briton4 ,travell]s to ,irel& 7 :irl$ ?r\gh tw5ty miles ( desolation betwe5 ! ,/raits & ,holyhead4 ,ya*t+ m5 knew ! beautiful coa/ fac+ ! ,/raits4 ,occasionally a ,liv]pool /eam] full ( sea-sick t\ri/s call$ at ,beaum>is4 ,once ,john ,bright visit$ t dre>y capital1 admir$ ! f9e view ( ! ,sn[don range1 & deplor$ ! deadness ( ! t[n4 ,f9d+ t ! l&lord 0 a ,b>onet1 he snort$1 & describ$ x z 8)]+ 9 ! cold %ade ( ari/ocracy40 ,also1 ( c\rse1 ?\s&s ( tripp]s visit$ ! great bridges4 ,b ! int]ior 01 & is1 :olly un9t]e/+1 & ! f9e sea-coa/ 0 at t "t almo/ inaccessible by l&1 & _h no accommodation = summ] visitors4 ,! roads1 except ! great ,london & ,holyhead road1 7 g5]ally atroci\s1 & !re 7 only ?ree or f\r places :]e a c>riage c\ld be hir$4 ,trees1 ev5 h$ges1 7 r>e1 & !re 0 no %elt] f ! frequ5t gales4 ,m>%es & moorl& divid$ villages app>5tly connect$4 ,:o c\ld ask a *ild to g to s*ool across a mile ( w9d-swept 8morfa0 or 8rhos08 ,i 0 told ! curr5t1 & recurr5t1 anecdote ( ! ,tutor ( ,jesus ,college1 ! ,wel% ,college ( ,ox=d4 ,jones1 ( ,jesus1 ask$ h[ x 0 t ,tacitus spoke ( ,anglesey z 8insula umbrosa10#c :]eas n[adays !re is h>dly a tree to be se5 inl&4 ,& ! ,tutor repli$ deprecat+ly1 8,well1 y "k1 ,mr4 ,jones1 x's r a %ady isl& /ill40 ,also ,william ,williams1 ,ysgol-fei/r1 _h said t 9 mo/ p>i%es !re 0 8n a /ick 9 ! place except ! p>son40 ,! inhabitants ( ?is t]ra incognita 7 !mselves incognitiores2 = ev5 ! travell]s :o knew ! railway & ! coa/l9e _h no deal+s ) ! p4 ,9 ^? days ,anglesey 0 almo/ :olly ignorant ( ,engli%4 ,our deal+s lay1 ( c\rse1 *iefly ) ! cl]gy & ! p>i% ov]se]s2 b ! latt] usually br\ght _! own m9i/]s & eld]s to support !m4 ,!n ! proce$+s rag$ l5g?ily 9 ! v]nacul>3 my *ief1 or 8 assi/ant1 conduct$ ! enquiries3 8,druidaeque circum1 preces diras sublatis ad caelum manibus fund5tes0 7z ,tacitus said ( _! ance/ors7 d5\nc$ ! ,cate*ism1 :ile ,i look$ on & yawn$4 ,?anks to ! freehold t5ure ( ,*ur* ,b5efices1 ! isl& 0 9 ! h&s ( ! ,*apel4 ,!re 7 practically only two ,diss5t+ bodies 9 ,anglesey2 ! ,calv9i/ic ,me?odi/s & ! ,congregationali/s4 ,! ,wesleyans locally 7 a small body4 ,! ,calv9i/s1 l ! ,wesleyans1 7 an (f%oot f ! ,*ur*1 =c$ out by ! folly ( its rul]s4 ,!y held all ! vital doctr9es ( ! ,*ur*1 &1 ev5 n[1 c\ld accept ! ,?irty-n9e ,articles & ! ,liturgy z freely & ) ! same m5tal res]vations z an or?odox ,l[ ,*ur*man4 ,an intellig5t ,calv9i/ told me t 8,calv9i/ic0 _h ceas$ to be any?+ b an epi!ton ornans3 b t may h be5 m]ely 8 own position4 ,i imag9e !re is no diff]5ce 9 doctr9e betwe5 ! ,calv9i/s1 ! ,congregationali/s1 ! ,presbyt]ians1 & ! ,wesleyans2 b _! views on ,*ur* gov]nm5t v>y4 ,h[ev] ?is may be1 & my ideas on ! subject are v hazy1 !re is no d\bt t ! ,*apel =ms "p ( ! ,anglesey life1 z ! ,kirk 7( :atev] sort7 does ( ! ,scotti% life4 ,b x does n produce ! ,scotti% virtues1 & ! m9i/]s ( t date1 #ahga1 7 n morally1 intellectually1 or educationally ( ! ,scotti% type4 ,c]ta9ly ,tru? & ,hone/y 7 n well cultivat$1 or else ! soil 0 bad4 8,! ,*apel has /ood betwe5 ,wales & ,hea!nism40 8,! ,*apel /&s betwe5 ,wales & ,religion40 ,^! are ! rival cries1 & ! read] may *oose :i* he pref]s4 ,!re is no freehold 9 ! ,*apel pulpit3 a m9i/] :o 0 c>ri$ out ( ! 8,k+'s ,arms0 w\ld h %ort %rift4 ,& morality is n ! only rock on :i* ! prea*] may /rike4 ,dur+ ! ,s\? ,african ,w> ,i 0 sp5d+ a ,sunday at a ,wel% wat]+ place1 & aft] lun* ,i 0 talk+ to ! l&lord at ! door ( ! hotel4 8,see t *apel80 he said3 8!y _h a new m9i/] ?is morn+2 prea*$ 8 fir/ s]mon2 turn$ out to be a pro-,bo]1 & prea*$ aga9/ ! w>4 ,!y _h a meet+ 9 ! ve/ry aft] s]vice1 & gave him ! sack be=e d9n]4 ,sm>t "w1 wasn't x80 ,wales is *apel-ridd51 b x is n prie/-ridd53 ! w>y m9i/] adopts ! plat=m ( ,! ,cause3 & !re is a t5d5cy to put ,! ,cause above ! ,great ,fir/ ,cause4 ,c]ta9ly !re 0 a lam5table want ( tru? & hone/y 9 ! 8,returns0 inve/igat$ by u 9 #ahga1 & made by1 & "u ! influ5ce (1 ^! m9i/]s & eld]s3 & also 9 _! ord9>y s*ool /ati/ics4 ,^! s*ools 7 always kn[n z ,briti% ,s*ools2 & 9 !ory !y 7 c>ri$ on 9 connexion ) ! ,briti% & ,=eign ,s*ool ,society1 "o guid+ pr9ciple ( :i* 0 t ! *ildr5 %\ld h pla91 und5om9ational ,bible tea*+4 ,up to #ahga ! inspection ( ,elem5t>y s*ools 0 c>ri$ on by ?ree sorts ( ,h4,m4 ,inspectors4 ,! ,*ur* s*ools 7 inspect$ by cl]gym52 ! ,roman ,ca?olic s*ools by ,roman ,ca?olic laym52 & ! o!r s*ools by laym51 ( :om ! be/ kn[n 0 ,mat!w ,arnold4 ,9 ,wales ! ,briti% ,s*ools 9 receipt ( ,gov]nm5t grant 7 n num]\s2 & ,nor? ,wales 0 gr\p$ ) ,lanca%ire & ,*e%ire4 ,z a rule _! inspector liv$ 9 ,london1 &1 except :5 he paid 8 annual visit1 !y saw no?+ ( him4 ,nor inde$ _h he1 ,i believe1 be=e ,may1 #ahga1 ! "r to ent] ! doors )\t due notice4 ,& z ! manag]s 7 = ! mo/ "p unle>n$ m51 ^: int]e/ lay *iefly 9 ! balance %eet1 ! s*oolma/] f>m$ ! :ole conc]n--t is1 he took ! *ildr5's s*ool p5ce1 ! annual grant1 & ! subscriptions1 & paid ! exp5ses1 reta9+ ! rema9d] = 8 sal>y--or1 alt]natively1 he _h a sal>y v>y+ ) ! grant4 ,9 ei!r case 8 income dep5d$ on ! regul> att5dance ( ! *ildr53 = ! grant 0 paid 9 "p on ! unit ( av]age att5dance1 & 9 "p on ! success 9 exam9ation ( ea* *ild :o _h att5d$ #bej times4 ,all ^! /ati/ics 7 record$ 9 regi/]s1 & x is easy to see t !re 7 _m temptations to fraud & few *ecks4 ,9 "o case ! ma/] ( a l>ge ,briti% s*ool confess$ to me t he _h _h no regi/]s = ?ree mon?s3 he _h record$ ! att5dance 9 copybooks & he 0 8go+ to transcribe !m40 ,! religi\s in/ruction :i* ^! wor?ies 7 suppos$ to give--& ,i believe t up to #ahga x 0 a condition prec$5t ( ! ,code grant 9 all s*ools1 z x c]ta9ly 0 an ess5tial feature ( ,briti% s*ools--(t5 seem$ to h be5 dropp$4 ,9 "o case ,i ask$ casually & un(ficially :at ! arrangem5ts 71 & ! ma/] told me he read a *apt] ( ! ,bible e morn+4 8,9 ,engli% or 9 ,wel%80 8,oh1 9 ,engli%10 he repli$ eag]ly2 = ,wel% 0 disc\rag$ by ,my ,lords4 8,& d ! *ildr5 und]/& x80 8,well1 no1 inde$2 b x is j :ile !y are com+ 91 & x doesn't matt]40 ,i made no rem>k4 ,we 7 =bidd5 to make any enquiry4 ,a *>ge freely br\ght aga9/ ^! s*ools 0 t :5 ! ,briti% s*ool inspector came d[n f ,london1 capable *ildr5 likely to e>n a grant 7 pass$ on f s*ool to s*ool to be exam9$ "u ! names ( less capable *ildr5 on ! books ( ! recipi5t s*ool4 ,! /ory 0 g5]ally believ$1 & special precautions 7 tak5 to ?w>t ! conspirators4 ,detection w\ld be almo/ impossible1 = *ildr5 9 ! bulk are mu* alike1 & 9 ,nor? ,wales few are s ecc5tric z n to be call$ by "o ( ! six names1 ,jones1 ,evans1 ,hughes1 ,davies1 ,williams1 ,rob]ts4 ,also ! inspector w\ld be always 9 a hurry1 & always ignorant ( ,wel%1 & enquiries c\ld h>dly be made4 ,b ,i am b\nd to say t ,i nev] came across an in/ance ( ?is p>ticul> fraud4 ,! only au!ntic case )9 my k occurr$ 9 a ,*ur* s*ool 9 ,liv]pool1 :]e an inspector :o _h ! royal gift ( rememb]+ faces1 recogniz$ a numb] ( *ildr5 :om he _h se5 9 ano!r s*ool4 ,let x be said = ! manag]'s sake t he 0 ask+ = recognition only1 n = grant4 ,recognition1 quo?a6 ,well1 he got t4 ,i believe ! trick is m common 9 fl[] %[s4 ,x w be ga!r$ f ! =ego+ acc\nt t ,i 0 n fav\rably impress$ by ! isl&]s1 ?\gh 9 _m cases 8! b>b>\s p %[$ me no little k9dness40 ,?is op9ion 0 n conf9$ to visitors4 ,i receiv$ a lett] f a resid5t1 :o gave me mu* help 9 my "w1 speak+ d\btfully ( ! *ances ( success 9 deal+ 8) ^! ,cretan p40 8,cretan08 or 0 x 8crt908 ,no3 cle>ly ,c-r-e-t-a-n4 ,crete is an isl&--ah1 ,i h x-- 1 1 4 ,i might add 8,cret5sis incidit 9 ,cret5ses02 ! ,anglesey man is d[n on ! ,anglesey m54 ,b ,i w\ld r n translate ! ,greek4 ,y w f9d x 9 ,/4 ,paul's lett] to ! fir/ bi%op ( ,crete1 ,*apt] ,i4 ,?is1 ( c\rse1 is all anci5t hi/ory4 ,m ?an a g5]ation ( m5 has pass$1 & ! new g5]ation may be va/ly diff]5t4 ,moreov]1 !re 0 a revival 9 ! isl& n long s9ce4 ,! p are *ang$ 9 he>t4 8,d y ?9k a ,tory c&idate w be return$ at ! next election1 ,mr4 ,jones1 ,ynys ,fn80 7,mona's ,isle74 8',de$1 ,i don't "k2 yes1 p]haps1 ,i ?9k40 ,,footnotes3 #a ,?us1 to take a few prom95t cases1 ,colwyn ,bay1 ,be!sda1 ,portmadoc1 ,b>m\?1 ,bala 7 kn[n (ficially z p>ts ( ! civil p>i%es ( ,eirias1 ,ll&egai--,llanlle*id1 ,ynyscynhai>n1 ,llanb$r1 ,llanycil respectively4 #b ,! ,blue ,book ( #aijb gives ! foll[+ returns3-- ,c\nty ,bo>ds ,rates ov] #i;d4 ,highe/ ,l[e/ 7s*ool own+7 ,anglesey #cd #bj #bc;d4 #dd;d4 ,c>n>von #cj #bj #bee #ae ,m]ione? #bj #ae #bfh #ei ,9 ,anglesey ! exp5ses ( adm9i/ration 7 #hej #aas4 #b;d4 ,9 #ahhb two p>i%es 9 ,c>n>von%ire1 ,criccie?1 & ,llanllyfni1 levi$ rates ( #cid & #dd p5ce respectively4 7,see ,blue ,book1 #ahhc47 #c ,b ,i _c f9d ! phrase 9 ! ,annals xiv4 #bi2 or 9 ! ,agricola4 ,,*apt] ,,iii ,,vagrant 8,sports l ^! ,9 sweet succession taught e'en toil to please40 ,goldsmi?4 ,s we f\ght a h>d fight = two mon?s or m1 & began to see our way m cle>ly4 ,x 0 !n t ,i le>n$ a lesson1 :i* la/$ me ?r\gh my (ficial life & did me mu* good s]vice3 ! advisability ( tak+ ! public into "o's confid5ce4 ,p l to "k :at is go+ on2 &1 if !re is to be disagreem5t1 x is bett] to h x e>ly1 :5 explanation w g5]ally put matt]s "r or effect a compromise4 ,at t "t ?is 0 a hateful doctr9e 9 ! eyes ( ,:itehall (ficials3 !y said x 8l$ to correspond5ce40 ,my exp]i5ce is 9 ! opposite direction3 :y %\ld m5 write lett]s if !y "k ! facts8 ,if (ficial inf]5ce f ! facts is wrong1 !y ought to write4 ,i liv$ to see ! 8free & op50 policy g5]ally adopt$1 & comm5d$ by ,my ,lords4 ,= ?is reason 9 our enquiry we#d took ! local magnates into c\nsel4 ,*oos+ "s place c5tral = two or m p>i%es1 we invit$ ! incumb5t & ! ov]se]s to meet u4 ,! incumb5t br\ght ! l&[n]s1 & ! ov]se]s br\ght ! *apel dignit>ies4 ,f ?is collect$ wisdom we got all ! in=mation we want$1 & sometimes good advice4 ,above all1 we got confid5ce2 = ^? pres5t saw & he>d all ! in=mation t 0 giv5 u3 !y le>n$ ! requirem5ts ( ! ,act1 & 7 told exactly h[ f> _! di/rict w5t t[>ds satisfy+ ! law4 ,confid5ce is a plant t = special reasons gr[s sl[ly 9 t l&2 & occasionally !re 7 outbur/s ( fury2 b1 z we %all see lat]1 ! result 0 t our recomm5dations 7 receiv$ ) h>dly a s+le murmur4 ,?r\gh ^! meet+s sometimes "o made fri5d%ips :i* la/$ = ye>s3 less (t5 "o met m51 :om1 x 0 a consolation to ?9k1 "o w\ld nev] meet aga9 9 ?is _w1 or 7) good =tune7 9 any o!r _w4 ,sometimes 9 out ( ! way corn]s ( ! e>? !re 7 odd incid5ts :i* abide 9 ! memory & aft] all ! long int]val blossom into mir?4 ,a dull ,june day1 ) cold ra9 hang+ ab\t3 a m$ival gig1 & an indig5\s driv]1 l9eally desc5d$ f ,caliban1 & all b monoglott4 ,we meet an ag$ cl]gyman1 & ,caliban t\*es 8 hat4 8,:o is t80 ,i ask1 to make conv]sation4 8,well1 !y call him ,m5&]40 8,m5&]8 ,:at does t mean80 8',de$1 ,i don't "k10 0 ! natural & national answ]4 ,m5&]--,greek poet--nev] read a ^w ( him--mu/ h be5 dead #b1jjj ye>s3 p]haps he came to ,nor? ,wales4 ,wasn't !re an ,e>ly ,fa!r ( t "n8 ,i ?9k ,i confus$ him ) ,ne&]1#e ?\gh ,i c\ld give no acc\nt ( ,ne&] !n or n[4 ,b :y8 ,& :o8 ,a p>son2 p]haps an (fic] ( ! ,*ur*4 ,?us ,i mus$4 ,!n ,i put x to ! driv]3 did he ?9k x 0 ! ,wel% = a rural dean8 8,well1 yes1 ,i ?9k10 said he1 obvi\sly hav+ no idea :at ,i meant4 ,on arriv+ at our meet+-place ,i told my *ief t ,i _h met ,m5&]1 & t ,i _h asc]ta9$ t he 0 s call$ 9 virtue ( ! (fice ( rural dean4 ,he ro>$4 ,i suppose ! /ory is told ( me to ?is day 9 ,ruridecanal *apt]s4 ,! holy man 0 a b>d1 & ,m5&] 0 8 b>dic "n2 :5 he wrote poetry = an ,ei/$dfod1 he took t = a p5-"n4 ,ano!r dull cold day 9 ,septemb]4 ,we _h assembl$ at a spot conv5i5t = sev]al p>i%es1 & _m local heads _h be5 summon$4 ,b ! di/rict 0 n int]e/$ 9 s*ools1 & only "o incumb5t & two or ?ree f>m]s met u on ! top ( a l[ hill ov]look+ ! affect$ area4 ,we soon settl$ our bus9ess1 & 7 ab\t to return1 :5 ! ,major appe>$4 ,he 0 ! squire1 & 8 int]e/ 9 s*ools 0 n 8 rul+ passion4 ,we expla9$ matt]s1 & x became app>5t t ! ,major 0 n a total ab/a9]3 he _h be5 %oot+1 & seem$ to h f\nd x ?ir/y "w4 ,! "q ) him 01 ,w\ld we come to lun*8 ,we accept$ ) qualms4 ,x 0 mo/ un=tunate1 ! ,rector said1 b he _h ano!r engagem5t1 & he fl$4 ,we w5t to ! ,hall1 & ! ,major jo9$ u 9 "s trifl+ alcoholic refre%m5t z a /op-gap1 = x 0 /ill e>ly4 ,we survey$ ! gr\nds1 & enjoy$ ! ,major's conv]sation4 ,x appe>$ t he 0 a _m-sid$ man4 ,ares1 ,dionysus1 & ,aphrodite 7 among 8 idols1 & 7l ,p>is7 he pref]r$ ! la/-nam$ to ,a!ne4 ,ev5tually we lun*$1 & to our al>m ! ,major began ) *ampagne1 & f9i%$ up ) port4 ,i say advis$ly 8f9i%$10 = dur+ dess]t1 ) a ha/y apology1 he retir$2 & aft] an awkw>d int]val ! butl] appe>$ ) a timid sugge/ion t we %\ld g away1 z 8we _h sewn ! ,major up40 ,we /opp$ only to disclaim ! pla9 sew+3 !re 7 _m /it*es put 9 be=e we took ! g>m5t 9 h&4 ,we le>n$ aft]w>ds t ! un=tunate man _h receiv$ "s injury to ! head 9 active s]vice1 & t 8 bra9 c\ld /& no unusual pressure4 ,i nev] saw him aga93 ! inevitable end came )9 twelve mon?s4 ,ano!r ,septemb] day4 ,! s*ool-room :]e we met 0 r full1 & ,i ga!r$ t !re 0 a special grievance4 ,! p>i%ion]s disclaim$ any k ( ,engli%1 & a brisk conv]sation 9 ,wel% foll[$1 :ile ,i fill$ up =ms4 ,aft] "s "t ,i ask$ my colleague :at x 0 all ab\t4 8,oh1 ! usual ?+3 ! ,consci5ce ,clause1 & ! ,cate*ism1 & !y want a ,s*ool ,bo>d40 8,tell !m ! usual ?+3 mu/ adopt ! me?od prescrib$ by ! ,act40 ,b a m animat$ discussion ensu$3 :at 0 ! matt]8 8,!y say ! ,rector lives 9 ! s*ool-h\se1 & keeps 8 pig 9 ! girls' playgr\nd40 ,i turn$ on ! ,rector1 :o 0 li/5+ ) "s al>m1 & ask$ him :e!r ?is 7 true4 ,he admitt$ x4 ,:]e else 0 he to live8 ,!re 0 no p>sonage4 ,a man mu/ live some:]e4 8,je n'en vois pas la ncessit10 ,i quote to myself4 8,& ! pig80 ,well1 yes1 sure2 !re 0 ! pig !re2 b :]e else 0 he to put x8 ,i 0 wro?1 & told him emphatically t he might keep x 9 ! *ur* = any?+ ,i c>$4 ,! monoglott meet+ ro>$ ) laught]4 ,!y _h foll[$ ! conv]sation ) "s ease--= monoglotts4 ,i fully expect$ a =mal compla9t to ! ,(fice f ! aggriev$ ,rector4 ,b he 0 too mu* fright5$4 ,ano!r autumn visit br\ght me to ! p>i% ( ,ll&udwal4 ,! ,*apel p>ty 7 aggriev$1 & unfold$ _! pite\s tale4 ,weeks ago !y _h br\ght ov] ! ,cl]k to ! ,gu>dians1 & _h _h a /atutory meet+1 at :i* !y _h pass$ a resolution 9 fav\r ( a ,s*ool ,bo>d1 & _h writt5 to ! ,education ,dep>tm5t3 & yet !re 0 no ,bo>d ord]$4 ,i expla9$ t my functions 7 limit$ to enquiry3 ,i _h no executive p[]s3 !y %\ld 8call him l\d]40 ,!n ! /ory w5t out ( my front bra9 to t d>k *amb] at ! back1 :]e s mu* lumb] lies unsuspect$4 ,b 9 ! c\rse ( ! next ye> ,i happ5$ to be /udy+ ! ,educational affairs ( ,ll&udwal1 & s5t = ! file conta9+ its annals4 ,a fla% ( light lit up ! lumb]4 ,!re are two ,ll&udwals2 "o 9 ,a4 %ire1 ! o!r 9 ,b4 %ire4 ,ll&udwal ,a1 :i* ,i _h visit$1 _h vot$ = a ,bo>d1 & ! application 0 fil$ ) ! pap]s ( ,ll&udwal ,b4 ,! latt] _h n ask$ = a ,bo>d2 b :5 !y 7 in=m$ t _! pray] 0 grant$1 & t !y 7 to elect a ,bo>d on ! #be? prox41 !y ?ank$ ,heav5 = a ,lib]al ,gov]nm5t1 & l ,ob$i5t ,yem51 ,answ]$ ,am51 ,& did ,z !y 7 bid4 ,= twelve mon?s !y _h liv$1 ?\gh n yet born1 & _h1 no d\bt1 levi$ a rate to pay = _! illegal election4 ,full ( horror ,i broke x g5tly to a magnate at ,:itehall4 ,he laugh$ consum$ly1 & said ,wales 0 a /range c\ntry4 ,a g5]al ,act ( #ahgc cur$ ?is & all o!r simil> irregul>ities4 ,b ?9k ( ! hum\r ( x6 ,"t w\ld fail me to tell ( o!r j\rneys3 bright ,may days ) ! fre% gre5 ( ! l>* on ! hillside1 & ! glories ( ! *e/nut & ! wild fl[]s 9 ! valleys4 ,hot ,june sun%9e ) azalea1 & honeysuckle1 & rhodod5dron2 & ! cool sea-breeze at night4 ,july & ,augu/ ) ! tripp] 9 ! l&2 cr[d$ hotels1 & noisy table d'hte d9n]s2 ! grass is br[n1 & ! trees h tak5 a uni=m t9t1 & ! riv]s are l[2 except :5 torr5tial ra9s h fall5 = ?ree days1 & made ! ,swall[ ,falls to rival ,niag>a4 ,septemb] comes1 & ! tripp] ceases f tripp+2 ! trees beg9 to put on _! own col\rs aga91 & _! autumn robes are magnific5t3 by ! middle ( ,octob] !y are blaz+ 9 r$ & yell[2 & t[>ds ! end ( ! mon? !re is (t5 sn[ on ! hills1 & bel[ ! sn[ ! brack5 is r$4 ,!n came wild drives 9 ,wel% c>s--a sort ( clumsy 8gov]ness-c>t10 n[ almo/ ext9ct--?r\gh ra9 & /orm to remote villages 9 ,m]ione?1 & ,d5bigh%ire valleys2 & !n fro/ & sn[2 & all travell+ became a burd54 ,tra9s 7 v few on ! ,cambrian l9e 9 w9t]4 ,! hotels 7 empty1 b h[ glad ! proprietors 7 to see any "o6 ,h[ amiable 0 ! ev] amiable l&lady6 ,c\ld ,i h a sitt+-room8 ,yes1 sure1 !re 0 ,no4 #a4 ,& a c> to-morr[8 ,yes1 inde$1 to g any:]e4 ,& ,dobb9 0 reclaim$ f ! agricultural op]ations to :i* he _h be5 devot$ s9ce ! fall ( ! tripp]4 ,!re 0 "o j\rney f :i* ,i confess ,i %rank1 & ,i regret x to ?is day4 ,(f ! f> we/ coa/ ( ! ,c>n>von%ire p59sula call$ ,lleyn1 beyond ! cape call$ ,brai*-y-,pwll1 lies ,b>dsey ,isl&4 ,x is approa*able by sail+-boat1 if w9d & tide are fav\rable2 ! di/ance f ,ab]d>on is ab\t f\r miles1 & "o might *oose "o's day4 ,b1 ,i 0 w>n$1 if any?+ w5t wrong ) ! w9d1 ,i might be kept on ! isl& = a week3 ,ba$ek] did n m>k ! pr9cipal hotel ) a /> ( approval4 ,! population 0 ab\t fifty-two2 !re %\ld be eight *ildr5 ( s*ool age4 ,!re 0 a k+2 ! que5 0 dead4 ,say "o k+1 no que51 eight knaves1 ! re/ pla92 a /range pack4 ,if ,i w5t !re1 & 0 deta9$ = a week1 ,i %\ld h to *>ge ! ,treasury some?+ ov] #af = wages1 railways1 c>riages1 & boats2 !re w\ld be reams ( lett]s ab\t x1 & a ,radical ,m4,p4 might br+ x up 9 ! ,h\se4 8,c't y let x alone80 said ,"l ,melb\rne3 s ,i did4 ,b ! next ye> ,i report$ ! facts to ,:itehall4 ,mean:ile ! ,vice ,presid5t _h rul$ t if ! numb] ( *ildr5 any:]e1 = :om no s*ool accommodation 0 or c\ld conv5i5tly be provid$1 7 less ?an tw5ty x 0 negligible4 ,& x 0 agre$ t ! ,b>dsey ,k+ %\ld take ! trick1 & ! ,deuce might take ! ,eight4 ,q4,e4,f4 ,ev5 on dry l& travell+ 0 n always simple4 ,"o day a k9d-he>t$ ,rector1 he>+ t my int5d$ r\te 0 m ?an usually difficult1 (f]$ to m\nt me & p]sonally conduct me next day4 ,to my dismay he arriv$ aft] breakfa/ ) a horse = himself1 & a ,%etl& pony = me4 ,z ,i am1 l ,rosal9d1 8m ?an common tall10 x 0 l rid+ a safety bicycle1 ! /irrups tak+ ! place ( p$als = my feet4 ,x 0 a wet morn+1 & ! road 0 v hilly2 my mack9to% cov]$ my /e$1 & ne>ly t\*$ ! gr\nd4 ,! ,rector rode beh9d me1 convuls$ ) laught]1 & comm5t+ on my appe>ance4 ,b "o mu/ n look a gift ,%etl& pony 9 ! m\?4 ,we 7 due at ,tyn dd+wmbob at #aj ,a4,m41 & we arriv$ at #ab4ae4 ,! s*ool :i* ,i 0 to inspect _h adj\rn$ to d9n]1 & !re 0 only a fat ,vic> wav+ a l>ge gold wat* at me4 8,pray1 sir1 is ?is (ficial punctuality80 ,b ,i ?rew ! blame on my guide1 & :5 my /e$ _h be5 survey$1 & measur$1 ! excuse 0 admitt$3 peace 0 made1 & we lun*$ at ! ,vic>age4 ,ev]y:]e hospitality 0 abundant4 ,! cl]gy f$ me on old port3 ! diss5t+ m9i/]s on _! *oice/ butt]-milk4 ,! squires (f]$ me cig>s3 ! eld]s an or?odox br& ( ,anglesey tobacco1 :i* w\ld h soon repell$ ,suetonius1 if ! ,druids _h be5 9 a position to try x on him2 & :i* 0 call$ 8tobacco yr a*os10 or 8tobacco ( ,! ,cause40 ,"h ,i %\ld n omit to say t ! port w9e 0 a s]i\s "q to a mod]ate man4 ,especially 9 ,anglesey !re lurk$ dang] 9 ! b[l4 ,"s ( ! ,college incumb5ts _h s f> pr(it$ by a ,univ]sity education z to h acquir$ a pretty ta/e 9 v9tages4 ,"o ( ^! excell5t m51 hav+ fea/$ me royally1 aft] d9n] br\ght out a bottle ( port t rememb]$ ,tract #ij4 ,we f9i%$ ! bottle3 if ,i drank my %>e1 & ,i feel sure ,i did my be/1 ,i mu/ h _h five glasses4 ,! ,rector rose to r+ = ano!r bottle4 ,i implor$ him to h m]cy3 ,i _h to get back to my hotel1 & my appo9tm5t 0 t5able only dur+ good behavi\r3 :at if ,i 7 f\nd 9 ! gutt]8 ,! good man look$ at me m 9 ang] ?an 9 sorr[3 8,well10 he said1 8y are ! fir/ man ev] d9$ "h t didn't l my port40 ,! laity 7 n beh9dh&4 ,arriv+ at "o village :]e ,i _h hop$ to meet ! usual incumb5t & ov]se]s1 ,i f\nd ! squire only4 ,he told me t no "o else 0 com+2 & t ,i 0 to come at once to ! ,hall to discuss ! s*ool supply1 & to d9e & sleep4 ,x 0 "s "o's bir?day & relations 7 !re to hon\r ! occasion4 ,! subsequ5t proce$+s rem9d$ me ( ,dean ,ramsay's ,scot* /ories4 ,we _h mu* port2 _m bottles3 & we w\nd up ) ,family ,pray]s4 ,i =get :o read !m3 8x wasn't me40 ,i only rememb] ! ,squire ?r[+ 9 #8,am5s' f> m frequ5tly ?an _h be5 contemplat$ by ! compil]4 ,we all got safely to b$1 & z ,i 0 n (f]$ ! *ance ( smok+1 & did n expect ano!r invitation to ! ,hall1 ,i _h a f9al pipe out ( my b$room w9d[1 risk+ detection1 z ,i fea/$ my eyes on ! beauty ( ! ,june night4 ,did my ho/ gl>e at me 9 ! morn+1 or 0 x my guilty consci5ce8 ,tobacco 0 (t5 gl>$ at 9 ^? days4 ,) "o possible exception all t fe/ive p>ty has pass$ away1 & ! tale may be told4 ,^! 7 oases 9 ! des]t ( a life sp5t 9 hotels4 ,& yet !re is mu* fun 9 ! des]t1 :5 !re are good fell[-travell]s4 ,9 ^? days at hotel d9n]s we sat at long tables1 in/ead ( ! 8sep>ate tables0 n[ g5]al 9 ?is c\ntry3 & at d9n]1 or 9 ! smok+-room1 "o pick$ up _m pleasant acqua9tances4 ,x 0 n always hotels2 sometimes x 0 inns1 & ! inns gave "o m insight into ! life ( ! c\ntry4 ,!re aft] d9n] we usually adj\rn$ to ! b>-p>l\r z a smok+-room1 :]e ! local *ief citiz5s w\ld assemble to discuss ! affairs ( _! neighb\rs4 ,x 0 9 su* assemblies t ,i le>n$ h[ little importance is atta*$ to a surname 9 ,wales4 ,we all "k t hundr$s ( ye>s ago p 9 ,engl& acquir$ surnames by add+ to _! ,*ri/ian "n ! "n ( _! h\se1 or ( _! t[n1 or ( _! trade1 or :at n4 ,?us ,john ( ,*e/] became ,john ,*e/]1 & ,william ! ,mill] became ,william ,mill]1 !reby be+ diff]5tiat$ f ,william ,tailor4 ,9 ,wales1 ! process 0 on o!r l9es4 ,john1 son ( ,william1 0 ,william's ,john1 or ,john ,williams4 ,b ! next g5]ation rev]t$3 ,william1 son ( ,john ,williams1 became ,william ,jones1 because he 0 ,john's ,william4 ,?is may /ill be ! cu/om 9 remote p>ts ( ,wales4 ,x 0 n ext9ct 9 ,we/ ,c>n>von%ire 9 #ahga1 :]e an incumb5t told me ( ! difficulty he _h 9 expla9+ ! me?od to ! ,admiralty1 or ! ,bo>d ( ,trade1 :5 8 seaf>+ p>i%ion]s got dr[n$4 8,if ,william ,jones 0 ! son ( ?is ,john ,williams1 :o claims to be next ( k9 to ! deceas$1 h[ is x t he 0 call$ ,jones1 & n ,williams8 ,i am to reque/ t a decl>ation may be fil$40 ,i c imag9e ! annoyance ( a ,gov]nm5t ,(fice at ?is dep>ture f ! normal4 ,b z ! possible ,wel% surnames 7 limit$ to ! d]ivatives f possible ,*ri/ian names1 x foll[$ t !y ceas$ to be suffici5tly di/9ctive1 & ! local habitation1 or ! trade _h to be app5d$ to ! surname1 z 9 ,engl& x 0 once app5d$ to ! ,*ri/ian "n4 ,i once ask$ a fri5d :e!r ,john ,davies1 :om we _h j left1 0 any relation to ,william ,davies1 :om we _h se5 a week ago4 8,none :atev]10 he said2 8:at makes y ask80 8,*iefly ! "n be+ ! same40 8,ah10 he repli$1 8,i suppose 9 ,engl& y w\ld draw t inf]5ce3 9 ,wales x w\ld nev] occur to a man to d s40 ,9 a c\ntry inn y might he>1 8,h y he>d t ,john ,jones1 ,ty ,gwyn1 is dead8 ,i met ,william ,rob]ts1 ! ,gas1 & he told me4 ,john ,jones' daught]1 y "k1 m>ri$ ! son ( ,evan ,davies1 ! ,bank1 t us$ to live at ,tyn-y-mynydd1 & !y built a h\se at ,cwm-tir-,myna*1 :i* us$ to belong to ,mrs4 ,capta9 ,rob]ts1 ,g>?2 & ,william ,rob]ts1 ! ,gas1 is h] son40 ,!n ! company id5tifi$ ,john ,jones4 ,once1 :5 ,i 0 inspect+ a ,wel% s*ool1 be+ di/urb$ by ! hum ( conv]sation1 ,i call$ out to a r+lead]1 8,john ,jones1 don't make su* a noise40 ,! ma/] look$ up 9 surprise2 pond]$1 & !n sidl$ up to me3 h[ did ,i "k t ! boy's "n 0 ,john ,jones8 ,i retort$ t ,i didn't "k1 b t x seem$ likely4 ,x turn$ out t ,john ,jones 0 ! boy's "n1 & t !re 7 sev5te5 ,john ,jones' on ! li/4 ,i 0 fir+ into ! br[n4 ,9 "o "p ( ! di/rict !re 7 sev5 cl]gym5 be>+ ! same "n1 incumb5ts ( sev5 consecutive p>i%es4 ,b ea* _h an agnom51 & no "o ev] confus$ ,mr4 ,davies1 ,llanfihangel1 ) ,dr4 ,davies1 ,llanfairfe*an1 or ei!r ) ,john ,davies1 ,llan=1 :o wrote indiff]5t poetry "u ! b>dic "n ( ,job4 ,9 ^! inns we v>i$ gossip ) occasional gambl+4 ,once to oblige ?ree hungry play]s ,i took a h& at :i/4 ,we play$ long :i/ = p5ny po9ts1 & we c\nt$ 8hon\rs1 spots1 & corn]s40 ,hon\rs 7 hon\rs3 spots1 ,i ?9k1 meant ! ace ( spades2 & ,i am incl9$ to believe t corn]s d5ot$ ! 8,jack ( trumph0 7knave ( trumps72 b ,i plead ! ,/atute ( ,limitations on behalf ( my memory4 ,i "k we play$ till clos+ "t1 & ,i won t5p5ce4 ,an ard5t gambl] ) a sl5d] purse & a weak he>t might try ,nor? ,wales4 ,at ano!r su* inn ,i ga!r$ t gambl+ is a p]il\s pa/ime1 :5 y d n "k y\r fell[ gambl]s4 8,!re wass ?ree "y m50 said a sort ( an ,eld] to me 9 ! smok+-room1 8t wass v desir\s to play c>ds1 & !y c\ld n get an-ny "o to play ) !m3 &1 :ile !y 7 wait+ = "s "o1 y "k1 !re ca-ame 9 a /rang] t (f]$ to play ) !m4 ,& he sat d[n0--"h ! ,eld]'s voice sank1 & he gl>$ at me l ! ,anci5t ,m>9]--8& x is tru? t ,i am tell+ y1 he won f !m e p5ny t !y _h 9 ! _w1 & w5t awa-ay ) ! money2 & 7molto mi/]ioso7 !y say he wass ! f]y liv+ spit & image (----0 7& he nam$ a fam\s ,bapti/ prea*]74 8,0 x ,satan0 7,i ask$7 89 ?is unlikely g>b8 ,:y did he #8make up' l t angel ( sweetness & light8 ,if x 0 ! prea*] rev5ant1 h[ did he acquire ?is skill 9 c>ds8 ,did he *eat1 or did he exhibit sup]natural skill8 ,:at game 0 x8 ,if :i/1 :y did n 8 p>tn] score also8 ,?9k x 0 ,nap1 or ,loo8 ,!n :y did !y insi/ on a f\r? man80 ,b ! ,eld] knew no m ab\t 8! fam\s victory0 ?an did old ,kasp> ( ,bl5heim4 ,at ano!r inn1 :]e ,i call$ = su* lun* z "o c get 9 c\ntry inns1 ,i f\nd a small p>ty ( villag]s1 & ! arrival ( a /range ,saxon produc$ a mom5t>y sil5ce4 ,?is 0 brok5 by ! olde/ inhabitant1 :o seem$ to be impress$ by my l5g? ( limb4 ,evid5tly he 0 ! ,m]cury1 or *ief speak]3 8,f]y high10 said he4 ,i admitt$ ! *>ge4 8,yes1 sure3 go+ to ra91 ?9k y80 ,i disclaim$ special k1 b rem>k$ t ! glass 0 go+ d[n4 8,ah1 wea!r-glass80 said ! old man1 aft] an int]val = m5tal translation4 8,!re wass an old man1 ,john ,jones1 ,llanfair1 f]y old-fa%ion$ man1 _h a wea!r-glass2 & "o "t he wass want+ to get 9 8 hay1 & ! glass g up1 up1 up1 & ! ra9 come d[n1 d[n1 d[n1 & at la/ ,john get q mad1 & he ta-ake ! glass & g to ! door1 & hold x up to ! ra91 & he say1 #8,!re1 n[1 see = y\rself4'0 ,i repaid him ) laught]4 ,i suppose ! villag]s knew t /ory f _! cradles1 b !y laugh$ a g5tle welcome to an old fri5d4 ,m]cury 0 enc\rag$ to fur!r ef=ts4 8,ano!r "t x came on to ra9 worse ?an t "t1 & ! riv] wass above ! bank1 & wass c>ry (f all ! hay t wass ly+ ab\t2 & ,john ,jones wass try+ to sa-ave x1 b x wass all c>ri$ away1 & he say1 #8,,tad ,,anwyl6 7de> ,fa!r71 take ! rake & =k too1' & he ?r[ !m into ! riv]4 ,f]y old-fa%ion$ man1 ,john ,jones1 ,llanfair40 ,alas6 my tra9 came 9 sight1 & ,i _h to run1 leav+ ! tale ( ,john ,jones1 l ,cambuscan's1 half told4 ,!re might be ,tales ( my ,l&lords also1 = 9 ! late autumn "o saw mu* ( !m4 ,x 0 my privilege to visit ! ,s*ool ,bo>d :]e( ,h>ry ,ow5 ( ,p5-y-gwryd1 0 a memb]2 ,ow51 belov$ ( ,*>les ,k+sley1 ,tom ,taylor1 & ,tom ,hughes4 ,are n 8 praises writt5 9 ,two ,ye>s ,ago8 ,/range to f9d a man out ( a novel s]v+ on a ,s*ool ,bo>d4 ,at t "t 8 visitors' book /ill conta9$ ! v]ses writt5 by ! ?ree above-m5tion$ h]oes1 :i* may be f\nd on page #die1 vol4 i41 ( ,c4 ,k+sley's ,life4 ,ow5 0 w>n$ to cut out ! page1 & frame x1 z _h be5 done ) ,dean ,buckl&'s geological note 9 ! ,b$dgel]t book2 & he promis$ to d s2 b at my next visit x 0 gone4 ,"s "o1 said1 on ,i "k n :at au?ority1 to be an ,am]ican1 _h cut out ! page1 & c>ri$ x (f4 ,ano!r l&lord's memory ,i *]i%1 ?\gh ,i conceal 8 "n1 because he told me a preci\s anecdote3-- 8,i took a few fri5ds 9 a l&au ov] ! pass la/ week1 & on ! way we came to ,mr4 ,william ,hughes1 ,rector ( ,llansgriw2 y "k ,mr4 ,hughes8 & ,i told my fri5ds we w\ld g 9 !re = a m9ute1 j to get a rise out ( ! old fell[3 s 9 we w5t4 #8,morn+1 ,mr4 ,hughes1' ,i said1 #8j driv+ r\nd2 ?\ght we w\ld give y a call1 & ask h[ y 74' 8#8,v glad to see y1 ,mr4 ,jones1 & y\r fri5ds1 too1 ,i am sure4 ,w y take a glass ( %]ry ?is cold morn+8' 8,( c\rse we said we w\ld1 & he w5t (f to ! cell>1 & came back ) a bottle1 & fill$ our glasses4 ,i took "o m\?ful ( x1 & said3-- 8#8,i see y've tak5 ! pickles out1 ,mr4 ,hughes4'0 ,"o m ^w4 ,h[ did ,i get on )\t kn[+ ! language8 ,i h (t5 be5 ask$ ! "q4 ,9 ! (ficial enquiries ,i _h1 z ,i h said1 ! good fell[%ip & support ( ,mr4 ,e4 ,rob]ts1 late ,h4,m4,i4 9 ! ,c>n>von di/rict1 :o sav$ me f _m p]ils !n1 & n[ has add$ to my debt ( gratitude by correct+ ! fragm5ts ( ,wel% quot$ 9 ^! pages4 ,9 travell+ x 0 v seldom t ,i 0 inconv5i5c$1 ?\gh ,i (t5 got no reply to my que/ions b 8,dim ,saesneg0 7no ,engli%74 ,& t nev] fail$ to br+ to m9d ! simple-he>t$ ,balliol don1 ^: lam5t ov] ! rude pr(anity ( ! ,wel% peasants x 0 ! delight ( 8 pupils to extract by judici\s que/ion+3 8,:5 ,i 0 9 ,wales ,i regret to say t ,i 0 n fav\rably impress$ by ! mann]s ( ! p4 ,if at any "t 9 ! c\rse ( a walk ,i appli$ to any "o = in=mation1 ,i always receiv$ ! reply #8,sass5a*1' :i*1 ,i believe1 means #8,engli%man1' c\pl$ ) an expression t ,i %\ld be v sorry to repeat40 ,,footnotes3 #d ,"h & ?r\gh\t ?is *ronicle 8we0 /&s = ! ,inspect+ ,/aff4 #e ,i h s9ce asc]ta9$ t ,ne&] 0 n an ,e>ly ,fa!r1 b a ,g]man !ologian4 ,,*apt] ,,iv ,,llanga/anau 8,o good old man2 h[ well 9 !e appe>s ,! con/ant s]vice ( ! antique _w40 ,z ,y ,l ,x4 ,on a dre>y day 9 ,octob] ,i _h to visit "o ( ! remote villages high up 9 ! moorl& di/rict4 ,! w9d h[l$1 & ! ra9 beat d[n pitilessly1 z my ,wel%-c> jolt$ me1 & sway$ me to ,llanga/anau#f ,rectory1 :]e ,i _h be5 invit$ to sp5d ! night4 ,i 0 by no means sure ( com=table qu>t]s1 = ,i _h nev] se5 my ho/3 8 invitation came ?r\gh my *ief4 ,b ! alt]native c\rse1 a long drive 9 ! e>ly morn+ to ! p>i% s*ool1 0 /ill less attractive1 & ,i made up my m9d to take college port1 or butt]-milk1 z ! case might be4 ,:5 ! c> turn$ (f ! bleak road into a %elt]$ drive lead+ up to a solid-look+ h\se1 ) gleams ( light 9 ! w9d[s1 & smoke issu+ f sev]al *imneys1 my spirits rose3 & :5 ,i saw ! neat-h&$ ,phyllis at ! door1 & beh9d h] a s*ol>ly1 yet sociable face beam+ ov] a well-l9$ wai/coat1 ,i felt t ,i 0 9 = a good ?+3 ! lot _h fall5 unto me 9 a fair gr\nd4 ,!re 0 no ,mrs4 ,rector--!re is mu* to be said = celibacy ( ! cl]gy--& we made our way to a libr>y ) a bright leap+ fire ( logs1 & ! mo/ admirable furniture t a libr>y c h1 two arm *airs1 a long table1 & ?ree walls l9$ ) books4 ,z = seats o!r ?an ! arm *airs1 "o rememb]s ! rem>k (--0 x n ! visitor to ,*>les ,lamb8--8all ! seats 7 book$40 ,on ea* *air 0 a pile ( volumes tak5 d[n f ! %elves1 & n replac$3 s free & c>eless is ! celibate life4 ,b ,phyllis ,jones ey$ !m scornfully z %e pass$1 & dur+ d9n] !y 7 all 8put back0 :]e ,phyllis ?\ght !y w\ld fit 94 ,ev5 ! celibate life is n all free4 ,my b$room 0 equally entic+4 ,is x wick$ to enjoy he>+ ! w9d moan1 & ! ra9 beat aga9/ ! w9d[s1 :5 y h a good fire burn+ 9 ! grate1 & !re are ,r$ ,curta9s to ! w9d[s1 reflect+ ! gl[8 ,i nev] see r$ curta9s )\t ?9k+ ( t wild night4 ,be=e leav+ me to dress1 my ho/ in=m$ me ( ,rule #a ( ! h\se3 8,smok+ is all[$ 9 e room 9 ! h\se1 except ! draw+-room20 & ,i _h a delici\s pipe & a snooze be=e d9n]4 ,on rea*+ ! draw+-room a=esaid ,i 0 told :om ,i %\ld meet4 ,fir/1 !re 0 ! ,squire--:o1 by-!-bye1 _h want$ to h me at ! ,hall1 b ! ,rector w\ld n he> ( x1 8?\gh he 0 pa9fully well aw>e t ,i %\ld be f> m com=table !re40 7,laught] & diss5t47 ,! ,squire1 ,john ,trevor1 _h be5 ! ,rector's pupil at ,ox=d2 !y _h kept up _! fri5d%ip1 & ! ,squire _h giv5 him ! liv+2 "o ( ! be/ fell[s 9 ! _w4 ,) ! ,squire w\ld come ,david ,williams1 ,vic> ( ,llanb$r1 =m]ly at a public-s*ool ) ! ,squire4 ,at ,ox=d !y _h p>t$2 ,david _h be5 tempt$ by a ,wel% s*ol>%ip to ,jesus ,college2 ! ,squire & my ho/ 7 at ,/4 ,pet]'s4 ,david 0 ano!r ( ! be/ fell[s 9 ! _w1 & also "o ( ! mo/ humor\s4 ,?irdly1 ,mr4 ,morgan1 ! ,rector ( ,llanfair-ca/anwydd-uw*-y-mynydd1 :i* ,i might call ,llanfair = %ort1 0 com+1 because he really want$ to see me ab\t 8 ,s*ool ,bo>d2 a mo/ wor?y man1 & an em95t b>d & philologian4 ,m5 call$ him ,! ,druid4 ,& la/ly1 might he introduce 8 nephew1 ,h>ry1 =m]ly a s*ol> ( ,/4 ,pet]'s1 & n[1 aft] tak+ a degree t satisfi$ ev5 ! ,presid5t1 mu* engag$ 9 develop+ ! ,squire's slate-qu>ries4 ,! ,rector add$ no praises ( ,h>ry1 b x 0 suffici5tly pla9 t ! nephew 0 ! apple ( ! uncle's eye4 ,& a m *>m+ 8rosy-*eek$ apple0 ,i nev] saw4 ,_h ,h>ry got up ! w9e z direct$8 ,yes1 he _h2 & 9 a l[ voice he rec\nt$ 8 auxili>y =ces4 ,!re 71 he said d\btfully1 two ( ,no4 #f4 ,:o 0 com+ ) ! ,squire8 ,:at1 ,dafydd ,nantgwyn8 ,ah-h4 ,& he turn$ to me4 ,did ,i "k ,mr4 ,williams1 ,vic> ( ,llanb$r8 ,i repli$ t ,i _h met him (ficially4 ,:y did he call him by "s o!r "n8 8,:at1 ,david ,nantgwyn8 ,don't y "k ! /ory8 ,d y "k ,nantgwyn ,junction1 :]e y *ange tra9s1 if y want to g to ,llanfihangel1 y "k80 ,i admitt$ s mu*4 8,well1 y rememb]1 ! tra9 waits !re = six m9utes1 :ile ! eng9e runs on to ,llanfihangel ) "o c>riage to pick up pass5g]s1 & br+s !m back to hook on to ! tra9 at ,nant4 ,!re is no refre%m5t room at ,nant ,/ation1 b ! w>y travell] ) a ?ir/ kn[s t !re is j "t to run #bej y>ds to ! #8,black ,lion1' to get a glass ( be]1 to dr9k x1 & to run back to cat* ! tra94 ,david 0 !re la/ mon?4 ,he 0 w>y1 & ?ir/y2 & he ran to ! #8,lion1' & %\t$ #8,glass ( be]1 please1 ,m>y ba*'2 b a bagman _h out/ripp$ him1 & _h already ord]$ 8 be]4 ,s j z ,david spoke1 ! bagman's be] 0 s]v$4 ,david bang$ d[n 8 twop5ce & drank ! bagman's be] joyfully4 #8,sir1' said ! bagman1 #8t 0 my be]4' ,by t "t ,m>y _h drawn ,david's be] & _h put x 9 front ( him4 8#8,0 x8' said ,david2 #8!n ?is is m9e4' ,& he drank t too4 ,! eng9e :i/le 0 he>d 9 ! di/ance1 & !y bo? _h to nip back to ! /ation4 ,david 0 triumphant1 & n[ !y call him ,dafydd ,nantgwyn4 ,"h he comes40 ,! ,squire arriv$ ) 8 gue/4 ,i 0 introduc$4 ,! ,squire look$ d\btfully at me1 & =mally regrett$ t he _h be5 unable to h ! hon\r ( ent]ta9+ me4 ,w>m+ a little1 he add$ t he _h he>d dreadful ?+s ( me4 ,0 ,i n engag$ 9 =m+ ,s*ool ,bo>ds ev]y:]e8 ,:at 0 to become ( ! f>m]s :5 ! rates w5t up aga98 ,i laugh$1 & ?rew ! responsibility on ! ,education ,dep>tm5t4 ,i 0 only a s]vant4 ,b he _h also he>d t ,i _h said at d9n] 9 ,c>n>von%ire t if a man _h m ?an a c]ta9 income1 ! balance %\ld be giv5 to ! ,ex*equ]4 ,he 0 glad to f9d t ,i _h nam$ #ej1jjj a ye>1 :i* left him unt\*$2 b x 0 a dang]\s doctr9e4 ,i dimly rememb]$ "s su* obit] dictum at "s "o's h\se1 b ?is 01 ,i ?9k1 ! fir/ "t 9 my life t ,i _h he>d ( any importance be+ atta*$ to a rem>k ( m9e4 ,9 ! smok+-room at ! ,club1 9 *amb]s at ! ,temple1 or at ,b> ,mess1 "o might propose ! confiscation ( ,grosv5or ,squ>e = ! b5efit ( briefless b>ri/]s1 & no "o w\ld object2 nay1 mu* advice z to details w\ld be (f]$4 ,x seem$ t an ,inspector ( ,returns mu/ weigh 8 words4 ,(ficial life has its drawbacks4 ,:ile ,i 0 ?us mus+ ! ,rector ( ,llanfair 0 ann\nc$1 & our p>ty 0 complete4 ,a little man1 r\nd1 quick 9 eye & movem5t1 & ) t 8tip-tilt$0 nose :i* is sure evid5ce ( enjoym5t ( a joke4 ,fri> ,tuck ) ! acc5t ( ,sir ,hugh ,evans ( ,w9dsor4 ,i =got to say t 8,david ,nantgwyn0 _h greet$ me z an old fri5d4 ,i _h lun*$ ) him at ,llanb$r1 :5 ,i visit$ 8 p>i%2 & _h laugh$ at 8 ,wel% /ories till ,i c\ld laugh no m4 ,a fell[ ( inf9ite je/1 ( mo/ excell5t fancy4 ,alas1 poor ,yorick6 ,:at 0 he do+ 9 t galley8 ,we w5t 9 to d9n]1 & z ,i pass$ by ,i he>d ,h>ry mutt] to ,david1 8,sut yma ,dafydd ,nantgwyn80 7,h[ is ,david ( ,nantgwyn87 & !re 0 a scuffle4 ,x is good to d9e at ,llanga/anau4 ,! tr\t came out ( ! burn2 ! ,wel% mutton 0 a native gr[?2 ! game1 if ,i may judge f a smile pass+ f ho/ to squire1 came f ! ,hall4 ,! port 0 f ! college cell>s1 & ,/4 ,pet]'s has a reputation4 ,^! delicacies1 or ! l1 might be got 9 ,london2 b ,david & ! ,druid 7 local & priceless3 x did "o good to look at ! ,squire & ,h>ry2 & ! ,rector w\ld h adorn$--n ,lambe?1 b a *oice/ ,dean]y4 8,if !re 0 _m l him10 said ,mrs4 ,gamp1 8we %\ldn't want no *ur*es40 ,we talk$ ( _m ?+s1 :eel+ r\nd1 & light+ "h & !re2 = ,i 0 a /rang]1 & all t !y knew ( me 0 t ,i 0 a ,sociali/1 & probably a ,turk1 ,infidel1 or ,h]etic2 o!rwise ,i %\ld n h be5 s5t d[n !re by ,,t ,gov]nm5t4 ,b by "s *ance rem>k x 0 f\nd t we _h ,ox=d z a common nurs+ "m1 & we did bett]4 ,! ,rector 0 ?irty ye>s my s5ior4 ,he 0 ( ,mr4 ,glad/one's /&+1 & _h be5 "o ( 8 ard5t support]s3 n[ m\rn$ 8 decad5ce4 ,! ,squire prec$$ me by t5 ye>s2 ,david 0 v slightly 8 junior2 ,h>ry 0 five ye>s my junior2 ?us we cov]$ ?irty-n9e ye>s4 ,/ill ! ,squire 0 r di/ant1 till 9 ! c\rse ( our memories ,i let fall some?+ :i* incl9$ him to believe t our views ( ! ,prime ,m9i/]'s policy co9cid$4 ,aft] t he became mo/ fri5dly4 ,x is bett]1 z ,mrs4 ,malaprop rem>k$1 to beg9 ) a little av]sion4 ,he 8took a glass ( w9e ) me0 9 ! old ,ox=d fa%ion1 & we got on capitally4 ,:]e _h ,i be5 la/ week8 ,i told him4 ,_h ,i se5 old ,micaiah ,rob]ts !re8 ,i ?\ght ,i _h1 b !re 7 two or ?ree ,rob]tses4 8,did y see ,mrs4 ,micaiah80 said ,david2 8!y say t %e lo/ h] w$d+-r+ la/ ye>1 & w5t to h] husb& to get a new "o3 8#8,micaiah1 ,i've lo/ my w$d+-r+4' 8#8,well1 ,mrs4 ,rob]ts1 :at ( t8' 8#8,won't y get me ano!r1 ,micaiah8' 8#8,no-a1 ,mrs4 ,rob]ts1 ,i w n2 y\r a-age & y\r p]sonal appe>ance w pres]ve y f insult4'0 ,! ,druid 0 hot on ! sc5t4 ,_h ,i he>d ab\t ,micaiah's son8 8,"s "o ask$ ,micaiah :at he 0 go+ to d ) 8 two sons4 ,he said1 #8,! elde/ w be a solicitor1 if he c get 8 articles4 ,! o!r w g into ! ,*ur*1 l 8 fa!r4' 8#8,b t w be co/ly1 my de> sir4 ,%all y s5d him to ,ox=d8' 8#8,no-a1 sir1' repli$ ,micaiah1 #8he w become a ,noncon=mi/ prea*]2 !n aft] a ye> or two he w g to ! ,bi%op & say1 8,my ,"l1 ,i haf se5 reason to *ange my ope5ionss1 & ,i wi% to be orda9$10 & ! ,bi%op w orda9 him1 & gif him a liv+ more(]4'0 ,david turn$ to me4 8,! ,druid doesn't love ! ,bi%op2 says he is a 7,wel% expression--,i ?9k #8,hwntw drwg' or #8bad man f yond]'72 t is :at we call ! ,s\? ,walians2 & he says ! ,bi%op's acc5t is lam5table40 ,! ,druid admitt$ 8 dislike4 8,! ,bi%op c\ldn't say #8,hollalluog' 7,almighty7 to save 8 mitre2 & he is worse ?an ,j]oboam2 he makes prie/s ( ! l[e/ ( ! p4 ,five ,calv9i/ prea*]s has he orda9$ 9 two ye>s2 ! la/ c\ldn't speak dec5t ,engli%2 he 0 read+ ! ,second ,lesson 9 *ur* ! o!r day1 & he came to ! *apt] 9 ,/4 ,luke1 y "k1 :]e x says #8!re came d[n a /orm1 & !y 7 fill$ ) wt-t]2 & 7 9'--7he 0 foll[+ ! words1 y "k1 ) 8 fat1 greasy =ef+]1 & he /opp$ sudd5ly1 & w5t on sl[ly1 z if ! ice 7 ?97--#8gee-o-p>-dy4' ,engli% or ,wel%1 ! ,bi%op is no good40 8,druid1 ,druid10 said ! good ,rector g5tly4 ,i saw he did n l to he> ! ,*ief ,rul] ?us spok5 (1 or 8 diss5t+ bre?r5 scornfully entreat$4 8,y mu/ rememb] t we don't get ! pick ( ! *apel = our conv]ts40 8,no1 inde$10 said ! o!r1 q unaba%$1 8nor ( ! s*oolma/]s ei!r4 ,h y met ,william ,williams1 ,rhos1 yet1 ,mr4 ,inspector8 ,he w5t to prea* a ,h>ve/ ,fe/ival s]mon = old ,h[ell ! o!r day4 ,mr4 ,h[ell1 y "k1 ,rector ( ,llanfo*yn1 is r an old swell10 he add$1 = my in=mation1 8& ,williams 0 a ,briti% s*oolma/]44440 8,& an excell5t "y man10 int]pos$ our ho/4 8,oh yes1 inde$1 ,i 0 n say+ any?+ aga9/ him2 ,i w\ld n d x :atev]2 b he is n q ( ! same ways ( act+ z old ,h[ell10 said ! n>rator1 plead+ = 8 /ory4 8,well1 he came1 & he prea*$ a v excell5t s]mon1 ,i am sure2 & :il/ !y 7 9 ! *ur* a /orm came on1 & :5 s]vice 0 ov] x 0 /ill ra9+ v h>d1 & ,h[ell said1 #8,look "h1 ,williams1 y c't g home 9 ?is wea!r1 let me put y up at ! ,rectory to-night4' ,( c\rse he 0 mu* oblig$1 & !y _h supp]1 & s on1 & !n ,h[ell %[$ ,williams 8 b$room1 & !re 0 a night%irt1 y "k1 & ev]y?+1 !y ?\ght2 & ,williams1 :5 he 0 ask$ :e!r he _h got all he want$1 says1 #8inteet x iss f]y k9d ( y1 ,mr4 ,h[ell2 ef]y?+1 ?ank y1' & !y said #8good-night4' ,b 9 ab\t five m9utes ,h[ell comes back1 & knocks at ! door2 #8,sorry to di/urb y1 ,williams1 b x occurs to me t y w\ld n h a too?-bru%1 & ,i h br\ght y "o4' 8,williams took x1 & look$ at x1 & he says1 #8,well1 inde$1 ,mr4 ,h[ell1 x is v k9d ( y1 & ,i am mu* oblig$2 yes sure2 b ,i d feel t ,i am depriv+ y & ,mrs4 ,h[ell ( x4'0 ,! ,druid c\ld h>dly h f\nd a m appreciative audi5ce4 ,notably ! ,rector gasp$ = brea?1 & wip$ away _m te>s ( pure delight4 ,h>ry & ,david ,nantgwyn 7,i h already got into ! habit ( speak+ ?us ( him7 %\t$ = joy1 l ! morn+ />s2 & ! ,squire *ortl$ 9 8 glee4 8,llanfo*yn is becom+ fam\s10 said ! ,squire2 8x 0 9 t p>i% t a v rem>kable s]mon 0 prea*$ "o week-night 9 ,july4 ,! orator 0 a local prea*] 9 ,zion ,*apel1 & ! congregation 7 f>m lab\r]s1 male & female4 ,aft] "s %ort prelim9>y ex]cises1 he began3 8#8,well1 my fri5ds1 y h all be5 busy 9 ! hay to-day1 & in/ead ( a s]mon let u take "s ( ! pr9cipal ,bible *>act]s1 & see :at we "k ( !m4 ,!re 0 ,moses3 :at %all we say ( ,moses8 ,he 0 man = meekness4 ,& !n !re 0 h'm1 h'm1 ,samson3 ,samson slew a ?\s& m5 ) ! jawbone ( a lion3 0 x lion8 ,yes1 ,i ?9k3 well1 he 0 man = /r5g?4 ,!n !re 0 ,samuel 444 & ,david 444 & ,solomon3 ,solomon _h #cjj wives1 & h'm1 h'm3 he 0 man = m>riage4 ,& !re 0 ,jonah3 0 ?ree days & ?ree nights 9 ! belly ( a :ale3 :at %all we say ( ,jonah8 ,he 0 man = fi%4 ,& n[1 c41 c4'0 ,i ?ank$ ! ,squire w>mly1 = he _h told ! /ory well4 ,b1 z he truly rem>k$1 ! song wants s++2 write x d[n on pap] & x is n\ght4 ,!re 0 a %ort lull 9 ! conv]sation :ile we ate1 & *ew$ ! cud ( ! ,llanfo*yn s]mon4 ,i turn$ to my neighb\r1 ! ,druid3 8,h y be5 long at ,llanfair1 ,mr4 ,morgan80 ,i ask$1 hop+ to draw him out4 8,?irty ye>s3 ev] s9ce ,i 0 orda9$4 ,i w5t !re z curate at fir/1 & my rector nev] came ne> ! place4 ,i 0 only a deacon1 ( c\rse1 & ! fir/ ,sunday 9 e mon? ,i w\ld g d[n to ,rhosfawr1 & ,john ,evans1 ,rhosfawr1 w\ld take my s]vice1 :ile ,i took 84 ,& ! fir/ ,sunday ,i 0 !re1 we began1 z usual 9 ^? days1 ) ! ,morn+ ,hymn1 & ! *oir 9 ! *ancel sang x1 & !n we w5t on read+2 b ,i 0 quick] ?an ,john ,evans1 be+ a "y man1 & :5 we got to ,te ,deum !re 0 no s++4 ,i look$ ab\t1 & !re 0 no *oir1 & ,i he>d ! cl]k say 79 ,wel%1 y "k7 to a lad1 #8,g d[n to ! #8,r$ ,lion1' & tell !m t ! little *ap !y h got f ,llanfair has read s quick t !y mu/ come back & s+ ,te ,deum4' ,& x seem$ t !re 0 a door at ! back ( ! *ancel1 & e ,sunday ! m5 w\ld g out aft] ! hymn1 & /op at ! #8,r$ ,lion' till x 0 "t to s+ aga94 ,b ,i 0 too quick = !m :atev]4 ,i c\ld give ,john ,evans 7he add$ mode/ly7 d[n to #8,pontius ,pilate1' & beat him40 ,?is anecdote 0 evid5tly an old fav\rite ) ! p>ty1 & x 0 duly hon\r$4 8,_h any tr\ble ) ,ri*>d ,jones1 ,ty'n-y-fel91 lately1 ,druid80 ask$ ,h>ry1 ,i ?9k1 to draw him out once m4 ,mr4 ,morgan *uckl$4 8,he won't h any?+ to say to me = a mon? or two1 n[4 ,la/ week aft] ! equ9octial gale--y rememb]8--! ro( ( my *ur* _h suff]$ a little1 & ,i 0 go+ d[n to ! build] to see ab\t x1 :5 ,i met ,ri*>d ,ty'n-y-fel94 #8,good morn+1 ,mr4 ,morgan1' he said1 #8wass bl[ f]y h>d la/ night3 got slates (f y\r *ur* ro(1 !y tell me8' 8#8,yes1' ,i said1 #8,i'm on my way to ,moses ,j5k9s to get x m5d$4' 8,he le]$ at me ) horrible malice & cunn+3 #8,wass no-a sle-ates (f our *apel ro(1 ,mr4 ,morgan4' 8,i le]$ back at him3 #8,d'ye ?9k1 ,risi>d1 ! ,pr9ce ( ! p[] ( ! air w\ld unro( 8 own *apel8' ,& he fl$40 8,too bad1 too bad10 prote/$ ! ,rector feebly2 = he _h laugh$ ) ! re/1 ?\gh all unwill+ly4 8,too bad = ,ri*>d ,jones10 murmur$ ,david to me4 8,well1 ,i am n s bad z ,dr4 ,johnson1 :atev]10 retort$ ! ,druid4 8,i 0 read+ la/ week h[ ,boswell f\nd him ?r[+ snails ov] 8 g>d5 wall40 8#8,sir1' remon/rat$ ,bozzy1 #8t is r h>d on y\r neighb\r4' 8#8,sir1' repli$ ! ,doctor1 #8,i believe ! dog is a ,diss5t]4'0 ,! ,rector rose f 8 *air ) m>k$ disapproval4 8,%all we g into ! /udy80 he said4 ,& we adj\rn$4 ,,footnotes3 #f ,llanga/anau3 ,ca/anau is ! ,wel% = *e/nuts3 ,i _c imag9e h[ ! p>i% got its "n4 ,i saw no *e/nuts1 & ,i ought to "k "o4 ,,*apt] ,v ,,llanga/anau3 ,,! ,,libr>y ,dissolve frigus ligna sup] foco ,l>ge repon5s1 atque b5ignius ,deprome quadrimum ,sab9a1 ,o ,?ali>*e1 m]um diota4 ,horace1 ,od4 ,i4 #i4 ,heap high ! logs1 & melt ! cold1 ,good ,?ali>*2 draw ! w9e we ask1 ,t mell[] v9tage1 f\r-ye> old1 ,f out ! cell>'d ,sab9e cask4 ,con+ton4 ,i f\nd t ! ,rector _h a qua9t cu/om1 a survival ( 8 ,common-room days at ,/4 ,pet]'s4 ,d9n] 0 9 ! d9+-room2 ,w9e ) ! eponym\s *e/nuts 0 s]v$ 9 ! libr>y1 & x 0 an old] b9 ?an ,horace (f]$ to 8 gue/s4 ,we sat 9 a half-circle be=e ! fire1 & ea* man _h a small table 9 front ( him4 ,!re 0 ev5 a mimic railway1 copi$ f ! ,/4 ,pet]'s ,common-room1 to c>ry ! decant]s across ! fireplace1 "u ! mantel-%elf4 ,b at ! d9+-room door my ho/ /opp$ me1 & at ! same "t signall$ to ! ,druid to /op4 ,) _m apologies he expla9$ t ! s*oolma/]1 ,mr4 ,evans1 :om ,i 0 to inspect next morn+1 0 v anxi\s to see me j = a mom5t1 if ,i w\ld oblige ! wor?y man4 ,mr4 ,morgan1 :o 0 "o ( ! manag]s1 w\ld accompany me4 ,( c\rse ,i cons5t$1 & we w5t into ano!r room4 ,z we pass$ ?r\gh ! hall ,i notic$ t ! ,rev4 ,david gave ! ma/] a k9dly greet+1 & t ! latt] return$ x ) a respectful b reproa*ful smile4 ,our bus9ess 0 entirely un9t]e/+1 & 9 fact might h well be5 po/pon$ to ! morr[2 b ,i _h already le>n$ t 9 c\ntry s*ools ! ,annual ,inspection 0 ! ev5t ( ! ye>1 & ! fill+ up ( ,=m ,,ix4 7! s*ool /ati/ics suppli$ to ! ,dep>tm5t7 0 l ! settl+ ( a m>riage contract4 ,two m9utes suffic$ to pacify ! ma/]1 & ,i bade him good-night4 ,z ,i 0 leav+ ! room1 h[ev]1 ,i he>d him say to ! ,druid3 8,y h ,mr4 ,williams1 ,llanb$r1 "h to-night1 ,mr4 ,morgan4 ,f]y pleasant *5tleman3 ef]ybotty likes ,mr4 ,williams1 inde$4 ,did y he> ab\t ,capel ,zion8 ,oh x wass too bahd40 ,& he /rok$ 8 be>d ) int5se enjoym5t4 8,capel ,zion8 ,no1 :at 0 x80 ask$ ! ,druid eag]ly4 8,/op1 ,inspector1 ?is is good = ! dige/ion40 8,well inde$ x wass too bahd10 repeat$ ,evans4 8,y "k ,capel ,zion1 ,mr4 ,morgan1 t !y h built betwe5 ,llanb$r & ,llanfawr8 & j be=e x wass f9i%$1 ,mr4 ,williams wass rid+ pa/ ! *apel door1 & saw t !y 7 putt+ up a bo>d ) a text pa9t$ on x1 & x wass #8,t ,gw$di y ,gelwir ,fy nh i'2 t is1 sir 7he expla9$ to me71 #8,my h\se %all be call$ ! ,h\se ( ,pray]4' ,s ,mr4 ,williams looks at x1 & j !n ,me%a* ,morgan1 ! deacon1 y "k1 came out1 & ,mr4 ,williams says1 #8,morn+1 ,me%a*3 pity to haf x pa9t$ l ?aht3 x w want do+ aga9 ef]y two ye>s 9 ?is valley3 :y n h x c>v$ on slate8' #8,too mu* money1 ,mr4 ,williams1' says ! deacon4 ,b ,rev]5d ,williams says1 oh1 he %\ld l to h ! pri-vi-l$% ( pres5t+ ! new *apel ) a suitable text l ?aht1 out (f ! ,book t !y all valu$ 7?aht wass bahd = ,me%a*1 because he w\ld n haf x 9 ! ,bo>d ,s*ool at ! la/ meet+71 j to %[ 8 fri5d%ip = 8 ,noncon=mi/ bre?r54 ,& s x wass settl$4 ,mr4 ,williams goes d[n to ,dolgellau & ord]s a slab ( slate to be c>v$1 & he gives ! man a copy ( ! text3 & aft] a "t x comes1 & ! ,capel ,zion congrega%un 7 v pr\d ( x1 & ef]y "o prais$ ! ,vic> = be+ s lib]al to ^? f :om he diff]$1 & ! ,h]ald ba* 7,c>n>von ,h]ald7 prais$ him too4 8,b "o day ,elias ,morgan1 ,fel9-ddu1 wass rid+ by ! *apel aft] d9+ ) ! ,capta91 & !y say he _h _h a glass or two--well1 x is a peety--& he sees ! deacon !re1 & calls out1 #8,hallo1 ,me%a*1 ,h5 ,og( ,lladron6'--t iss1 sir1 #8old d5 ( ?ieves'--& he po9ts to ! slab4 ,well1 ,me%a* ,morgan look$ up1 & all 9 a mom5t x came to him :at x wass1 :5 he saw ! slab1 & ! text3 !re x wass (] ! door3 #8,t ,gw$di y ,gelwir ,fy nh i2 ei?r *wi a'i gwnae?o* yn og( ,lladron4' ,t iss1 sir1 #8,my ,h\se %all be call$ ! ,h\se ( ,pray]1 b ye h made x a d5 ( ?ieves4' ,oh1 x wass too bahd2 & n[ !y don't "k :at to d ) ! slahb :atef]4 ,well1 good-night n[1 g5tlem510 & he w5t4 ,! ,druid lay back 9 a l[ *air1 & kick$ 8 little fat legs 9 ! air1 scream+ ) suppress$ joy1 b anxi\sly look+ r\nd to see :e!r ! ,rector 0 )9 he>+4 ,i ?9k ,i enjoy$ ! /ory no less4 ,!re are mom5ts :5 life is wor? liv+4 ,we made our way to ! libr>y1 & f\nd t our ho/ 0 wax+ impati5t4 ,! *e/nuts 7 gett+ cold4 8,ca/an da iawn0 7fir/-rate *e/nut7 said ! ,druid ) a rem9isc5t *uckle1 & we sat d[n to ! ,college port4 8,old w9e1 old fri5ds1 old books10 murmur$ ! ,rector1 & ! squire grasp$ 8 h& ) a te> ( affection 9 8 eye4 8,old jokes too1 eh8 h5 ,ca/an10#g said ,david4 8,h5 og( lladron10#h repli$ ! ,druid 9 a l[ voice1 & !y bo? look$ n]v\sly to see :e!r ! ,rector 0 li/5+4 ,happily he 0 absorb$ 9 m$itation4 ,i wond]$ at times :e!r !re _h be5 "s trag$y 9 8 life1 leav+ him a lonely man4 ,b x 0 n my bus9ess4 8,good old *ap1 ,evans10 said ! ,squire3 8p>i% c\ldn't get on )\t him2 b he gets bo!r$ a bit :5 y fell[s come r\nd e autumn4 ,runs ! s*ool f n9e to f\r2 keeps ! acc\nts ( a small qu>ry1 & ( a ,co-op]ative ,/ore at night3 measures l& = ! f>m]s on ,saturdays40 8,helps me ) my figures on ,saturdays1 too10 murmur$ ,h>ry1 ^: education _h be5 sev]ely classical4 8,runs ,sunday ,s*ool on ,sundays1 & plays ! organ 9 ,*ur*10 cont9u$ ! ,squire4 8,) approximate accuracy10 add$ ,h>ry 9 a c>p+ _s2 8gets a foot on ! wrong p$al n[ & !n40 ,x seem$ t ,h>ry 0 *oirma/]2 & *oirma/] & organi/ are l ,bi%op & ,dean4 8,extrane\s duties3 h>d "w10 said ,i pr(essionally4 8,b good pay10 plead$ ! ,rector3 8"o way & ano!r he gets n less ?an #bej1 ) h\se1 g>d5 & coal40 ,i admitt$ t ?is 0 bett] ?an ! ,b>2 b a man :o c\ld measure an irregul>ly polygon\s field ) a semi-circul> bulge 9 x 0 wor? all t4 ,david ,nantgwyn sagely rem>k$ t "s ( ^! m5 7 bett] ?an o!rs4 ,h>ry int]polat$ ! (f5sive comm5t t ?is diff]5tiation appli$ equally to ,vic>s4 ,david wav$ him aside ) an 8,avaunt1 /ripl+10 & proce$$ ) a rec5t pa9ful exp]i5ce4 ,8 s*ool _h be5 vacant1 & a man _h appli$ ) a te/imonial f ! ,rural ,dean1 depos+ t ,mr4 ,a4 ,b4 0 equally admirable :e!r y reg>d$ him z a s*oolma/] or z a ,*ri/ian--8r imply+1 y "k1 t !y are sep>ate walks 9 life0--9 ! =m] capacity he 0 mo/ effici5t2 9 ! latt] he 0 exempl>y4 ,david w5t to see ! ,rural ,dean1 & ask$ 8 real op9ion ( ,a4 ,b4 ,! reply 0 t ,a4 ,b4 0 a reprobate p]son3 he _h be5 dismiss$ = a s]ies ( (f5ces1 culm9at+ 9 brawl+ 9 *ur* ) suspicions ( intemp]ance4 8,b1 ,good ,heav5s10 ,david _h object$1 8y /at$ 9 black & :ite t he 0 #8equally effici5t' & all ! re/ ( x40 ,! ,rural ,dean 0 entirely unaba%$3 8t 0 only a tes-ti-mo-ni-al40 ,i rem>k$ t ?is s9 0 n conf9$ to ! ,pr9cipality4 ,an ,engli% ,inspector _h told me a /ory ( a s*ool manag] :o came to him at ! inspection ab\t ! middle ( ,octob] ) a lam5table acc\nt ( ! s*oolmi/ress4 ,visit+ ! s*ool a few days back he _h f\nd t ! mi/ress 0 abs5t2 & on call+ at h] h\se he _h f\nd h] dead drunk4 ,%e _h be5 b rec5tly appo9t$1 *iefly on ! /r5g? ( an excell5t "* f a cl]ical neighb\r4 ,he add$ t ?is giv+ ( false te/imonials 0 immoral & unneighb\rly4 78,:e!r y reg>d him z a ,*ri/ian or a neighb\r10 sugge/$ ,david aside1 & ,i accept$ ! am5dm5t47 ,! inspector agre$1 & sugge/$ t he %\ld prosecute 8 fri5d & get him six mon?s4 ,! manag] said he %\ld h>dly l to d t1 b x 0 a sc&al4 ,mean:ile ! inspector _h be5 glanc+ at :at we call ,=m ,,ix41 ! pap] t ,evans br\ght j n[1 & on page f\r he read3 8,qu4 7#d7 ,are ! manag]s satisfi$ ) ! tea*]'s "*1 conduct1 & att5tion to duty80 ,! answ] 0 8,,yes40 8,q s10 ! (ficial said1 9 cont9uation ( ! discussion1 8b ,i ?9k if ,i 7 y ,i w\ld modify ! answ] to t "q10 & he laid an incisive f+] on ,qu4 7#d74 ,! manag] 0 n at all aba%$4 8,t ref]s10 he retort$1 8to h] conduct up to ! end ( ! s*ool ye>1 ,septemb] #cj4 ,x 0 on ,octob] #g t ,i f\nd h] s drunk40 ,my mode/ contribution to ! gaiety ( ! ev5+ 0 receiv$ ) ! c\rtesy due to a /rang]1 & _m simil> /ories foll[$4 ,! ,squire1 :o 9 ^? d>k days be=e ! inv5tion ( c\nty c\ncils _h to give _m votes 9 ! appo9tm5t ( (ficials1 besides 8 own consid]able %>e z l&lord1 & qu>ry-"l1 0 /rong on ! moral side4 ,! ,druid & ,david 7 lam5tably lax4 ,:at 7 y to d :5 a poor begg>1 or 7/ill worse7 a half />v$ wid[1 dem&$ a te/imonial = himself1 h]self1 or son8 8,:at ,i d10 said ,david1 ! ,ox=d casui/1 89 su* cases1 is to ignore ! special exig5cies ( ! po/4 ,a man comes to me = help to get a place z organi/4 ,i "k he c't play any m ?an y\r ,evans2 s ,i dilate on 8 moral "*1 8 t5or voice1 & 8 excell5t bus9ess capacity4 ,! appo9t] looks at ! signature1 & says #8,excell5t man1 ,mr4 ,williams1 ,vic> ( ,llanb$r2 glad to f9d he speaks s highly ( y1' & t5 to "o ! man is appo9t$ m]ely by reason ( my sup]abundant m]its40 ,mu* pla9 speak+ foll[$ ?is audaci\s ass]tion1 & all talk$ at once = "s m9utes4 ,! ,squire effect$ a div]sion by enquir+ ab\t ! expect$ visit ( a common fri5d nam$ ,j5k9s1 a return$ mission>y1 :o 0 to prea* = 8 ,society next ,sunday4 ,david also knew him2 _h ent]ta9$ him z a gue/ at ,llanb$r a =tnight be=e2 & 9 turn _h be5 ent]ta9$ by him ) anecdotes ( 8 deputation t\r4 8,9 ,augu/ he 0 /ay+ ) ,hugh ,hughes1 ,p5-y-g>?1 & ,hugh _h kept him !re = ?ree days1 s *e]y a gue/ 0 he4 ,on ! ,monday !y _h />t$ ov] ! pass to collect "s subscriptions f ! f>m]s2 x 0 v hot1 & old ,hugh is a bad walk]3 :5 !y _h got ab\t half-way1 ,hugh /opp$ him & said ) 8 delightful /amm]1 #8,i s-say1 w-w-:at d y ?9k ?is f-f-fell[ w give8' 8#8,five %ill+s1 ,i %\ld say4' 8#8,w-well1 l-look "h2 "h's five %ill+s2 l-let's g-g home aga94' ,& !y w5t home4 8,hugh admitt$ t he 0 n int]e/$ 9 mission>y "w4 ,he add$ t ! only ,society he subscrib$ to 0 ! ,patagonian ,mission4 ,j5k9s naturally enquir$ :y he select$ t "o4 8#8,because !y tell me1' said ,hugh1 #8t ! ,p-p-patagonians eat all ! m-mission>ies4' ,j5k9s decl>$ t 0 wor?y ( ,sydney ,smi?40 ,! ,druid lit a cig> ) ?\ghtful c>e4 8,we want a mission>y 9 my p>i%10 said he delib]ately2 8"s ( my p are hea!ns4 ,la/ week ,i met ,william ,rob]ts1 ,tan-y-fron3 y "k him1 ,mr4 ,trevor8 & aft] a little talk--,i want$ him to subscribe to ! s*ool--he says to me3 #8,well1 inde$1 ,mr4 ,morgan1 ,i don't believe !re is a ,god at all4' 8#8,s+ul> ?+1 ,rob]ts1' ,i said1 #8b ,i h a c[ 9 my field ( ! same ope5ion4' ,oh1 he wass mahd40 ,?is l$ to an acrimoni\s discussion on 8,*ri/ian ,missions10 all lean+ =w>d 9 _! *airs & fill+ & light+ _! pipes ) fev]i% ha/e2 ! ,druid & ,david pessimi/1 ! ,rector optimi/1 ! ,squire b5evol5t1 =1 z he rem>k$1 if ! mission>ies don't d mu* good1 !y don't h mu* ( a "t out !re2 & he wav$ a compreh5sive h& ov] ! e>? beyond ,wales4 ,h>ry & ,i pull$ out ( ! /ream1 & fill$ up a :isky & soda to la/ till peace %\ld be decl>$4 ,& ,h>ry told me ( 8 /range life up 9 ! hill-c\ntry1 :]e ! joy ( liv+ aton$ = ! loss ( ,ox=d society4 ,! ,rector 0 ! f9e/ old *ap 9 ! _w2 ! ,squire 0 a rattl+ good sort1 & gave him a free h&2 "s ( ! qu>rym5 7 fir/-rate fell[s2 ( c\rse !y want$ a lot ( look+ aft]1 & an ,engli%man w\ld h a r\gh "t ( x1 b he himself 0 a ,wel%man1 & he knew _! little ways4 ,!n !re 0 fi%+1 & !re 0 %oot+1 & he 0 always fit4 ,& s on1 till ! w> ( words end$1 & ! ,druid came = 8 :isky1 & sat d[n by my side4 8,y seem to h "s rem>kable p>i%ion]s1 ,mr4 ,morgan10 ,i rem>k$ ) def]5ce2 8b ,i ga!r t y get ! bett] ( !m40 ,he 0 mu* flatt]$4 ,he admitt$ t he 0 too _m = !m4 ,:5 he fir/ came !re1 he confess$ x 0 uphill "w1 b he _h le>n$ by ex-pee-ri-ence1 & he prolong$ ! ^w to indicate ! "t requir$ = 8 complete education4 ,x 0 9 ! autumn1 aft] he came to ,llanfair1 t a "y man came to him "o ,saturday ev5+1 & ask$ him 79 ,wel%7 8to cry ! nuts 9 *ur* next morn+40 8,well1 ( c\rse1 ,i did n l to let him "k t ,i did n und]/&1 & ,i ask$ a few que/ions ab\t x2 9 ! end ,i f\nd t 8 "m _h an or*>d full ( nut-trees1 & ! nuts 7 ripe1 & ,i 0 to give out aft] ! ,second ,lesson t an-ny "o t took !m1 y "k1 w\ld be prosecut$ by law40 8,) ! ,banns ( ,m>riage8 ,& :at did y d1 ,mr4 ,morgan80 ,he smil$ 9 a sup]ior mann]4 8,i told him x wass no use = me to cry ! nuts to ! p t 7 9 *ur*2 !y w\ld n t\* 8 nuts2 x wass ! p outside t want$ to be told40 ,:at an admirable doctr9e6 & :at simplification ( s]mons x w\ld produce if g5]ally promulgat$4 ,b mo/ congregations pref] to 8,comp\nd = s9s !y are incl9$ to0 9 ! mann] indicat$ by ,butl]4 8,i suppose ! population is scatt]$ 9 y\r p>i%80 ,i ra%ly rem>k$4 ,! ,druid seiz$ 8 opportunity1 & drew up 8 *air ne>] to me4 8,well1 yes1 my de> sir1 t is :at ,i want$ to speak to y ab\t4 ,x is l ?is4 ,llanfair-ca/anwydd-uw*-y-mynydd--t is ! ,*ur* ( ,/4 ,m>y ( ! *e/nut trees on ! m\nta91 & ,h>ry !re calls me #8,old ,*e/nuts1' & ,i tell him if !re 7 no *e/nut trees !re w\ld be no *e/nuts1 t is ca/anau1 y "k--well1 ! p>i% is divid$ 9 two3 !re is ,llanfair-ca/anwydd-uw*-y-mynydd-u*af1 t is ! upp] "p1 & we call t ,moriah1 because ( ! big *apel up !re2 & !re is uw*-y-mynydd-isaf1 t is ! l[] "p at ! foot ( ! m\nta91 & !y call x ,llan2 t is :]e ! *ur* is4 ,well1 ! *apel folk 9 ,moriah say----0 ,b at ?is mom5t--sic me s]vavit ,apollo--,phyllis ,jones1 p>l\rmaid1 ann\nc$ ! ,squire's c>riage1 & ! o!rs1 :o _h be5 wat*+ my bewild]m5t ) mu* delight1 rose f _! arm-*airs & came ar\nd u1 laugh+ upro>i\sly4 8,come ) me1 ,mr4 ,morgan10 said ! ,squire2 8,i w put y d[n outside y\r gate40 8,don't g1 ,druid10 prote/$ ,h>ry1 8don't be put d[n2 ! ,rector w put y up4 ,! inspector doesn't yet und]/& :i* is #8u*af1' & :i* is #8isaf1' & h[ c y expect him to make x cle> to ^? fell[s 9 ,london8 ,/op1 & ,i w l5d y a too?-bru%40 ,! ,druid saw ! lead & foll[$ suit4 8,?ank y1 ,h>ry10 he said1 8b ,i w n deprive y & ! ,rector ( x40 ,& s !y vani%$ into ! night4 ,,footnotes3 #g ,old *e/nut4 #h ,old d5 ( ?ieves4 ,,*apt] ,,vi ,,! ,,village ,,s*ool 8,y mu/ wake & call me e>ly1 call me e>ly1 "m de>2 ,to-morr['ll be ! happie/ day ( all ! glad ,new ,ye>40 ,conceive1 oh ye inhabit]s ( t[ns1 a condition ( exi/5ce s devoid ( incid5t t ! annual inspection ( ! village s*ool is ! ev5t ( ! ye>4 8,nev] comes ! trad]02 nev] comes ,wombwell or ,sang]2 ! ,bi%op holds no ,confirmation "h1 & ! ,ei/$dfod keeps af> (f4 ,to ?is p ,octob] is ! fir/ ( mon?s1 because ( ! 8,xam9a%un40 ,septemb] is ! long ,vigil1 dur+ :i*1 9 spite ( late h>ve/1 truants are hunt$ up1 cajol$1 ?reat5$1 brib$ to complete _! tale ( #bej att5dances4 ,ris+ e>ly1 & s late tak+ re/1 ! tea*]s /ruggle ) _! little flock4 ,! ?ird week comes1 & ! po/ is wat*$ ) ke5e/ anxiety4 ,has ! day be5 fix$8 ,surely he won't come on ! ,fir/6 ,surely he won't keep u 9 susp5se till ! la/ week6 ,suppose x ra9s6 ,suppose !y get ! measles6 8,suppose !re is an e>?quake10 says ! ,rector *e]fully4 ,! *ildr5 d n look s f> ahead1 b :5 ! actual day is fix$ !y cat* ! infection1 & we>y _! mo!rs ) speculations ( probable success1 possible failure4 ,! eve ( ! awful day br+s a half-holiday1 on :i* ! s*ool floor has its annual wa%3 b ! *ildr5 hang ab\t ! playgr\nd & ! s*ool gate2 = ev5 blackb]ry+ has lo/ its *>m to-day4 ,d !y lie awake at night8 ,i d\bt x1 b ,i h no k4 ,c]ta9ly !y rise e>ly1 & clam\r = e>ly breakfa/4 ,d !y1 l ,falkl& at ,newbury1 8put on a clean %irt to be kill$ 908 ,!re1 aga91 ,i h no in=mation2 b ,i "k t x is a day ( be/ frocks1 ( ribbons1 above all ( ,,boots4 ,& ! ,inspector8 ,! *ildr51 nay1 possibly ! y\nge/ tea*]s1 ?9k 7l ,poor ,pet] ,peebles71 8,i h n be5 able to sleep = a week = ?9k+ ( x1 &1 ,i d>e to say1 nei!r has ! ,"l ,presid5t himsell40 ,alas6 at ,llanga/anau ! inspector wants yet t5 ye>s to tea* him ! mo/ ne$ful lesson1 t :at to him is 8,w$nesday's job0 is ! day ( ! ye> to !m4 ,he sleeps a solid eight h\rs' sleep1 & dreams t he is play+ football ) ,h>ry & ! ,druid4 ,9 #ahga s*ool inspection 01 z a sci5ce1 /ill 9 its infancy4 ,! *ief function ( ,h4,m4 ,inspector 0 to assess ! am\nt :i* ! ,treasury %\ld pay2 & ?is 0 done by rapid exam9ation ( e *ild above sev5 ye>s ( age :o _h att5d$ #bej times 9 ! s*ool ye>4 ,^? :o _h made less ?an ! specifi$ numb] usually came to s*ool to see ! /rang]2 b 9 mo/ cases !y 7 rew>d$ = _! habitual truancy by be+ s5t home z soon z ! great man arriv$4 ,:]eby !y got a holiday1 ) ! additional reli% ( ?9k+ t ! good *ildr5 7 on ! rack4 ,! *ildr5 "u sev5 71 & are1 call$ infants4 ,!re 0 a grant ( #hs4 7or #ajs4 if ! tea*] 0 c]tificat$7 = ^! suckl+s1 if !y 7 pres5t4 ,if ! wea!r 0 s bad t !y c\ld n come1 or if !y got measles1 :oop+ c\gh1 *ick5-pox1 sc>let fev]1 or any o!r ( ! dreadful li/1 & 7 unable to appe>1 ! grant = ! abs5tees 0 lo/4 ,! pr9cipal function ( ! ,inspector 9 an ,infant ,s*ool 0 to call ov] ! names ( ! *ildr5 on ! ,s*$ule4 ,he might g on to he> !m s+2 &1 if he 7 an en?usia/1 he might c>ry 8 enquiries to any l5g?4 ,! in/ructions issu$ by ! ,dep>tm5t advis$ t 8e f\r? *ild 9 ! fir/ class %\ld be call$ out & /rictly exam9$40 ,b ev5 9 my gre5e/ days ,i _c rememb] t ,i 0 s gre5 z to obey t recomm5dation4 ,a little exp]i5ce taught me t infants %\ld be left 9 ! h&s ( _! own tea*]s1 & t ! inspectors %\ld look on4 ,my ,lords _h n discov]$ ?is 9 ,may1 #ahga1 :5 !y issu$ ,circul> #aa4 ,x 0 seldom t ! exam9ation ( ! eld] *ildr5 w5t beyond ! ?ree elem5t>y subjects commonly kn[n z ! ,?ree ,r's4 7,:at philosoph] 0 x :o fir/ f\nd out t read+1 writ+1 & ari?metic all beg9 ) ,r8 ,?9k ( him z a "t-sav]67 ,b a t[n s*ool might hunt up a few boys1 :o 9 ,ox=d p>lance ambiebant honores 9 geography1 gramm>1 hi/ory1 or ma!matics4 ,!re 0 an extra grant = a *ild :o 8pass$0 9 "o ( ^! luxuries1 b ,circul> #ah safegu>d$ ! public purse by requir+ t ! exam9ation %\ld be on pap]4 ,to express !mselves intelligibly on pap] 0 f> beyond ! p[]s ( ^! mute +lori\s ,miltons4 ,z = inve/igation ( me?ods ( tea*+1 or ( causes ( weakness 9 any subject1 su* ref9em5ts 7 b j beg9n+ to be kn[n4 ,! great aim ( inspector1 tea*]1 & *ildr5 0 to f9i% by #ab4cj at ! late/4 ,our plan ( campaign 0 delightfully simple4 ,mo/ ( ! *ildr5 7 9 ! two l[e/ /&>ds4 ,^! 7 suppli$ ) slates1 p5cils1 & a read+-book1 & 7 drawn up 9 two long l9es d[n ! middle ( ! room4 ,!y /ood back-to-back1 to prev5t copy+1 & did dictation1 & ari?metic1 sometimes dropp+ _! slates1 sometimes _! p5cils1 sometimes _! books1 n infrequ5tly all ?ree1 ) a cra% on ! floor4 ,:5 we _h m>k$ ! results on ! ,exam9ation ,s*$ule1 all ^! *ildr5 7 s5t home1 & ! atmosph]e 0 imm5sely improv$4 ,!n we proce$$ to exam9e ! re/1 ! ari/ocracy1 :o work$ _! sums on pap]4 ,z a rule1 if we began ab\t #aj we f9i%$ ab\t #aa4de4 ,if ! ma/] 0 a good fell[1 & tru/wor?y1 we look$ ov] ! few pap]s 9 dictation & ari?metic1 m>k$ ! ,exam9ation ,s*$ule1 & %[$ him ! :ole result be=e we left4 ,!n he calculat$ 8 8p]c5tage ( passes10 8 grant1 & 8 result+ income2 & w5t to d9n] ) :at appetite he might4 ,b if ! man 7 cross-gra9$1 & likely to compla9 t ! ex]cises 7 too h>d1 ! /&>d ( m>k+ too high1 & s on1 he w\ld be left 9 m]ciful ignorance ( details4 ,half an h\r 9 ! ev5+ suffic$ = mak+ up ! ,annual ,report1 & ! incid5t 0 clos$4 ,?9k ( ! simplicity ( x6 ,we breakfa/ e>ly at ! ,rectory1 & dur+ ! meal we *ew ! cud ( la/ night's mir?4 ,h>ry & ,i are full ( rem9isc5ces3 ! ,druid's /ories2 ,david's fla%es ( hum\r2 ! surpass+ m]its ( ! ,squire4 ,! ,rector is a little uneasy & r sil5t3 at #g4cj ! wea!r 0 r bad1 & if ! *ildr5 are kept away by ra9--"s ( !m hav+ long di/ances to walk ov] ! bleak c\ntry--n only w ! grant suff]1 b ! tea*]s w be griev\sly disappo9t$4 ,happily ! cl\ds lift & hope returns4 ,soon aft] n9e we visit ! /ables to arrange ab\t s5d+ me to ! /ation 9 ! aft]noon1 & ! groom t\*es 8 cap to me1 gaz+ ) a wi/ful eye4 ,he expresses an ard5t wi% t x may be a f9e day = ! s*ool *ildr51 & z we make our way to ! s*ool ! ,rector in=ms me t !re is a "y p]son tea*+ !re1 to :om ! groom is mu* atta*$2 9 fact he believes !re is an engagem5t4 ,we f9d a long1 r l[ build+ ) a ?at*$ ro(3 ! w9d[s are some:at l[ & n>r[1 & fill$ ) diamond panes2 & inside ! light is scanty4 ,!re is a til$ floor2 !re are desks = ! upp] /&>ds only2 ! o!r *ildr5 sit on b5*es ) no back-rails3 bo? desks & b5*es are evid5tly ! "w ( ! c>p5t] on ! e/ate4 ,!re is no cloak-room1 & ! damp clo!s ( ! *ildr5 are hung r\nd ! walls1 s5d+ out a g5tle /eam1 z if x 7 wa%+-day next door1 & ! wat] 7 n v clean4 ,ab\t a qu>t] ( ! room at "o end is occupi$ by a plat=m1 :i* is f\nd conv5i5t = village ent]ta9m5ts2 & a n>r[ passage by its side leads to a small class-room1 8contriv$ a d\ble debt to pay03 x holds ! small ,infant ,class & x s]ves z a ,gre5 ,room = ! p]=m]s at ! a=esaid ent]ta9m5ts4 ,! *ildr5 greet u ) effusion1 & ,i am introduc$ to ! tea*]s4 ,mr4 ,evans receives me ) a smile t rememb]s ,capel ,zion1 b does n presume unduly4 ,!re is ,mrs4 ,evans1 :o takes ! ,infant ,class1 & also tea*es ! girls to sew = f\r aft]noons a week1 dur+ :i* "t a big girl 8m9ds0 ! infants3 an admirable woman1 ,mrs4 ,evans1 b gett+ r middle-ag$ = ! little ones2 always mo!rly1 b n always fre% & gamesome4 ,& !re is pretty ,myfanwy ,rob]ts1 =m]ly a ,pupil ,tea*] "h1 n[ ,assi/ant ,mi/ress1 8till %e c save a bit40 ,cle>ly ?is is 8! "y p]son10 & ,i admire ! groom's ta/e4 ,myfanwy is trembl+ ) excitem5t 9 h] ,celtic mann]1 & ,evans himself is uneasy1 = he does n "k my ways1 & ,i may fright5 ! *ildr54 ,if ,i insi/ on giv+ out ! ,dictation1 my deplorable ,engli% acc5t w be fatal2 & if ,i laugh at ! *ildr5's ef=ts to talk ,engli%1 !y w close up l tulips 9 a %[]4 ,! *ildr5 are = ! mo/ "p ei!r black-hair$ & d>k ey$1 or r$-hair$1 freckl$1 & snub-nos$3 b "s are pure ,saxon3 8,blue-ey$1 :ite-bosom$1 ) long gold5 hair40 ,all we> _! be/ clo!s1 & ribbons1 & ! maid5s "k x4 ,!y too are uneasy1 & !y discuss my appe>ance 9 _! own tongue1 :i* leaves me nei!r elat$ nor depress$3 z :5 a ,v5etian gondoli] sca?+ly del9eates 8 pass5g] 9 local patois to ano!r boatman3 b ! pass5g]'s )]s are unwrung4 ,only :5 ,i v5ture into ! ,infants' room ,i he> a murmur f a f\r-ye>-old1 :i* ! ,rector int]cepts & translates to me4 ,x 01 if ,i rememb] rightly1 8,welw*-'i-f>f-o10 8look at 8 be>d40 ,i admit t 9 ^? days ,i _h a be>d :i* rea*$ to ! ?ird button ( my wai/coat3 x _h an extraord9>y fasc9ation = infants4 ,i call ov] ! names ( ! fifte5 infants1 & f9d great difficulty 9 di/+ui%+ betwe5 ,m>y ,jones1 ,ty-gwyn2 ,m>y ,jones1 ,h5dre2 & ,m>y ,jones1 ,! ,r$ ,lion4 ,"o ( !m is abs5t1 & h] "n mu/ be /ruck (f3 ,mrs4 ,evans w n admit t x is immat]ial :i* "n is cancell$1 s long z %e gets sixte5 %ill+s = ! two survivors3 if ,john ,jones1 ,! ,r$ ,lion1 he>d t 8 ,m>y 0 wrongfully m>k$ abs5t1 !re w\ld be lett]s 9 ! pap]1 & a meet+ at ,capel ,c>mel4 ,yes1 sure6 ,m>y ,ty-gwyn is sacrific$ on ! alt> ( exp$i5cy4 ,!n ,i lose my he>t to ,gw51 ag$ f\r1 & !reby w9 ,mrs4 ,evans' he>t4 ,x 0 ,gw51 ,i f9d1 :o comm5t$ on my be>d1 & %e is /ill s :olly absorb$ 9 contemplation ( x1 t my addresses are unhe$$4 ,z ,i /oop d[n to press my suit 9 a language t %e does n 9 ! lea/ und]/&--b ! language ( ,love is univ]sal--%e makes a sudd5 grab at ! object ( h] admiration1 to see :e!r x is real4 ,! o!r babes hold _! brea? 9 t]ror2 b f9d+ t ,gw5 does n swell up & die1 t no %e-be>s appe>1 & t ,i am laugh+1 !y break into a long ripple ( *ok+ mir?1 9 ! mid/ ( :i* ,i escape4 ,i return to ! ma9-room1 :]e ! fifty 8eld] s*ol>s0 await me4 8,w ,i he> a song80 ,c]ta9ly ,i w4 ,is x ! 8,m5 ( ,h>le*08 ,x is2 & x is r5d]$ ) a vig\r t leaves no?+ to be desir$4 ,mr4 ,evans volunte]s ano!r ( a m pla9tive "*1 & we h a native lam5t 9 a m9or key1 :i* leads me ha/ily to assure him t ! grant is n[ secure4 ,! ,rector is a ke5 ,%akespe>ean s*ol>1 & he mutt]s to me3 8,?is passion & ! dea? ( a ne> fri5d w\ld g ne> to make a man look sad40 ,i cap 8 quotation3 8,an he _h be5 a dog t %\ld h h[l$ ?us1 !y w\ld h hang$ him3 ,i _h z lief h he>d ! night rav540 ,! ,rector is s mu* pleas$ to h 8 trump return$1 t he beams1 & pats me g5tly on ! sleeve4 ,?9k :at x mu/ be = a man to live 9 a p>i% :]e y may lead trumps f ,janu>y to ,decemb] )\t a *ance ( gett+ !m back6 ,we proce$ ) ! exam9ation4 ,i beg9 ) ,/&>ds ,i4 & ,,ii4 ,!y f9d ! sums a little try+1 ?\gh !y c\nt mo/ c>efully on _! f+]s4 ,:5 y h a slate 9 y\r arms1 x is h>d to c>ry ! reckon+ across f "o h& to ! o!r )\t dropp+ ! slate4 ,i sugge/ to ,mr4 ,evans t c\nt+ on f+]s is n practis$ 9 ! be/ circles ( ma!maticians4 ,he is s mu* surpris$ by ?is novel !ory1 t he gasps3 !n1 recov]+ himself1 he says1 8,well1 inde$1 :y did ,provid5ce give !m t5 f+]s = :atev]80 ,angh>ad ,davis1 a *>m+ maid ( sev51 to :om ,i transf] ! affection :i* ,gw5 scorn$1 gets "o sum "r 7out ( ?ree71 & "o t is n )\t m]it4 ,%e has 8borr[$0 & omitt$ to 8pay back40 ,i h kn[n gr[n-ups to d ! same ?+4 ,i ask h] :at %e makes ( f\r f\rs3 %e looks at me ) te>ful eyes & mutt]s some?+ 9 ,wel%4 8,:at does %e say1 ,myfanwy80 8,%e says #8nid wn i ddim1' & t is1 #8,i don't "k4'0 ,i ?9k ,angh>ad may pass = h] frankness1 comb9$ ) good looks4 ,! ,squire arrives ) ! s*ool acc\nts2 & br+s ,mrs4 ,trevor1 :o ann\nces t %e is p>ticul>ly int]e/$ 9 ! sew+1 & wants to h my op9ion z an exp]t4 ,horror6 ,mean:ile ,/&>ds ,,iii41 ,,iv41 & ,v4 are /ruggl+ ) sums1 &1 at int]vals1 ) ,dictation1 giv5 out by ! ma/] 9 a conv9c+ acc5t4 ,!n !y read ) a flu5cy t 9 ^? e>ly days us$ to amaze me1 kn[+1 z ,i did1 t !y knew v little ,engli%2 till ,i f\nd by great] exp]i5ce t !y knew ! two books by he>t1 & c\ld g on equally well if ! book fell on ! gr\nd4 ,all ! "w is done--,geography1 ,gramm>1 ,hi/ory1 ,ne$lework--done be=e ! ,inspector's eyes--all ^! mu/ wait till ,octob]1 #ahge3i ! *ildr5 g home ) undisguis$ joy1 & ,i proce$ to m>k ! pap]s4 ,evans has pass$ #ib p] c5t42 great rejoic+s foll[1 & ,i am class$ above ! la/ inspector1 :o drew ! l9e at #hh4 ,i fe> ! ,consolidat$ ,fund loses by my inexp]i5ce1 b ,i hold my tongue4 ,mrs4 ,trevor insi/s t ,i %all report on ! sew+4 ,!re is a table cov]$ ) female g>m5ts 9 unblea*$ calico 7:i* smells l hot glue71 l951 & flannel2 & ,i am expect$ to look z if ,i knew "o /it* f ano!r4 ,by great good luck ,i drive away bo? ,mrs4 ,squire & ,mrs4 ,evans by pick+ up1 9 my ignorance1 a g>m5t s %ock+ to ! mode/ eye t my critics turn ha/ily away1 & are spee*less4 ,i hold x up to ! light2 comm5t on ! back/it*+ 7:i* ,i n[ h reason to believe 0 hemm+72 pull at ! seams2 & f9d t my lay assessors h fl$4 ,r aba%$ ,i also g1 & f9d ! ,druid at ! door4 ,he has _h a w$d+1 & he has left ! l\d bassoon & its moan+ t he may expla9 to me ab\t ^? hamlets ) ! cacophon\s names4 8,good-bye1 ,mr4 ,evans3 #ib p] c5t4 is excell5t4 ,good-bye1 ,mrs4 ,evans3 love to ,gw54 ,ff>wel1 ,myfanwy40 8,beg p>don1 sir10 int]poses ,evans1 n]v\sly2 8b y hav5't sign$ ! ,log ,book1 or se5 ! ,acc\nts2 & y h left ,=m ,,ix4 & ! ,s*$ule beh9d1 & "h !y are40 ,?is dims ! glory ( my dep>ture1 & ,i return to sign ! ,log ,book1 a cu/om ( ^? days4 ,! ,squire comes ) me1 & z ,i op5 ! ca%-book1 & wond] :i* is ,income & :i* ,exp5diture1 he rem>ks q casually to ! ma/]3 8,by-!-bye1 ,mr4 ,evans1 ,i h arrang$ ) ! ar*itect & ! build] to c>ry out ! improvem5ts 9 ! premises recomm5d$ by ,h4,m4 ,inspector la/ ye>1 if ?is g5tleman approves40 ,i1 ( c\rse1 intimate t ,i %\ld n presume to h an op9ion contr>y to my *ief's3 & ! ,squire cont9ues3 8,! w9d[s w be enl>g$2 ! diamond panes w be tak5 out2 ! floor w be bo>d$2 & ,i h ord]$ "s new desks4 ,if we c manage to get ?ree weeks' holiday )\t fro/ at ,*ri/mas1 we c d all ! "w !n40 ,evans 0 radiant ) joy1 & we />t$ = ! /reet4 ,j by ! gate ,i aga9 he> a s(t murmur f infant lips2 ?is "t z a soliloquy3 8welw*-'i-f>f-o60 ,x is ,gw54 ,ff>wel1 ,gw5 ba*4 8,n[1 ,mr4 ,inspector10 says ! p]t9aci\s ,druid1 8f "h y c see my p>i%4 ,on ! hill-side is ,llanfair-ca/anwydd-uw*-y-mynydd-u*af444 40 8,look "h1 ,mr4 ,morgan10 ! ,squire says hurri$ly1 8come up to ! ,hall ) ! ,inspector2 ! ,rector is com+1 & we w settle ,moriah aft] lun*4 ,give him a re/ n[4 ,hang ,moriah40 8,b x isn't all ,moriah10 ! ,druid 0 beg9n+4 ,! ,rector saw 8 *ance3 8,non omnis ,moriah3 multaque p>s mei ,vitabit ,libit9am40 8,ye-es1 sure10 said ! ,druid vaguely3 & s x 0 settl$4 ,,footnotes3 #i ,^! & o!r subjects 7 introduc$ = g5]al use by ! ,code ( #ahge4 ,,*apt] ,,vii ,,w9d+ ,,up 8,if x 7 done1 :5 'tis done1 !n 'tw]e well ,x 7 done quickly40--,macbe?4 ,:5 y are paid by ! day x is v unwise to "w quickly4 ,i 0 v "y 9 ! public s]vice 9 #ahga1 & t immortal1 if immoral1 tru? _h n come home to me4 ,!re=e ,i _h work$ almo/ cont9u\sly = eight mon?s1 & at a spe$ t1 if ! ,civil ,s]vice _h possess$ a well organiz$ trade union1 w\ld h ensur$ a heavy p5alty = 8spoil+ ! place40 ,ab\t ! second week 9 ,decemb]1 j at ! "t :5 all m5 7 wat*+ ) bat$ brea? ! draw+ ne> ( ! d>k %ad[ at ,s&r+ham1 my task 0 done4 ,i 0 griev$ to leave ! lovely c\ntry2 ! ho/ ( fri5ds1 an exce$+ great army t _h sprung up f ! dry bones ( ,returns2 & especially my *ief & 8 family4 ,he mu/ h f\nd me an all b intol]able nuisance1 = ,i 0 v gre51 & v un(ficial 9 disposition3 b he _h nev] reproa*$ me1 or h9d]$ my /eps4 ,i 0 a little sorry1 too1 to leave ! "w 9 s crude a /ate4 ,! plans 7 f9i%$1 b ! execution 0 h>dly begun4 ,!re is a f9e l9e1 :i* "o is surpris$ to trace to ! ,reject$ ,addresses1 because x ought to be 9 ,%akespe>e3 8,& deems n\ght done1 :ile ought rema9s to d40#aj ,& t 0 my lam5table case4 ,let me add1 too1 t ,i 0 griev$ to lose my pay4 ,!re 7 no su* almug trees 9 ! ,inn] ,temple4 ,b ,i s5t 9 my la/ bat* ( ,reports1 & my resignation4 ,9 ^? times ( (ficial inexp]i5ce ,i suppos$ t ,i %\ld receive a polite reply1 regrett+1 c41 & tru/+1 c41 & especially comm5t+ on ! fact t ,i _h f9i%$ my "w s soon4 ,:5 ,clive 0 8amaz$ at 8 own mod]ation10 x 01 d\btless1 a %ock to him to f9d t no "o %>$ 8 amazem5t4 ,! only reply t ,i receiv$ 0 a =mal ackn[l$gm5t ( ! receipt ( my communication4 ,x 0 n _! ,lord%ips' way to be effusive4 ,m ?an #cj ye>s lat]1 "o ( my /aff1 :o 0 resign+ aft] #ce ye>s' s]vice1 told me t he _h n receiv$ ev5 a po/c>d1 un/amp$1 ,on ,8 ,maje/y's ,s]vice1 to ?ank him1 & bid him f>ewell4 ,x is record$ ( ,"l ,*ancellor ,?url[ t "o summ] aft]noon on ! la/ day ( t]m be=e ! ,long ,vacation ! ,b> rose f _! seats1 & b[$ ) expectancy :5 ! ,*ancellor _h ris54 ,x 0 usual t 8 ,lord%ip %\ld say some?+3 b he 0 mute2 & a lead] rem>k$1 9 an audible aside1 8,he might h d----d u1 anyh[40 ,be+ unemploy$ ,i return$ to ! ,b>4 ,my practice _h n suff]$ by my abs5ce3 no solicitors _h felt any inconv5i5ce2 & my briefless bre?r5 %[$ no displeasure at my return to compete ) !m4 ,"o rem>k$ t he ?\ght he hadn't se5 me ab\t lately2 & ,i 0 pleas$ to f9d t my eight mon?s' abs5ce _h attract$ s mu* att5tion4 ,!re is no "p ( ,anglesey s repulsive to ! well-regulat$ m9d z is ,fleet ,/reet 9 ! ,city ( ,london4 ,!re is no?+ 9 ! "w ( an ,elem5t>y ,s*ool s dull z ! proce$+s 9 ! ,law ,c\rts4 ,& on go+ ! usual r\nds to att5d ,sessions & ,assizes ,i f\nd t ! necessity ( pay+ "o's own travell+ exp5ses1 in/ead ( *>g+ !m to ! ,treasury1 0 a di/9ct fall+ (f4 ,?is la/$ till aft] ,ea/]4 ,ab\t t "t ,i got notice f ! ,education ,dep>tm5t t ,i %\ld be requir$ to att5d at ! ,(fice = ! prep>ation & issue ( notices "u ! ,act ( #ahgj1 & ) "s hesitation1 = ?is 0 nei!r a p]man5t billet nor a road to ! ,woolsack1 ,i accept$ ! call4 ,! ,dep>tm5t1 hav+ accumulat$ suffici5t in=mation ab\t s*ool supply & defici5cy1 0 n[ to s5d to e p>i% 9 ,engl& & ,wales a ,/atutory ,notice conta9+ _! ,lord%ips' decision4 ,x 0 my duty to advise on ! issue ( ^! notices to my =m] di/rict4 ,?is occupi$1 ) occasional int]vals1 ab\t two mon?s4 ,i h always s9ce be5 glad t ,i _h ?is opportunity ( see+ ! inn] work+ ( ! ma*9]y1 & 9 aft] ye>s ,i f\nd x ( great s]vice4 ,x br\ght me face to face ) (ficials :o sign$ only initials to _! m9utes address$ to ! outdoor /aff1 & 7 dispos$1 if !re 0 any dispute1 to %elt] !mselves beh9d ! %ield ( 8my ,lords40 ,:5 "o knew t 8my ,lords0 0 ,j4 ,b41 or ,b4 ,j41 & t ,j4 ,b4 0 only old ,br[n1 & ,b4 ,j4 only "y ,b5jam9 ,jones1 "o felt less d[ntrodd5 ?an :5 "o suppos$ ,j4 ,b4 & ,b4 ,j4 to be possess$ ( ! inn] confid5ce ( ! ,vice-,presid5t4 ,!re 7 "s o!r ,inspectors ( ,returns summon$ = simil> "w4 ,sev]al ( ^! rose to m important positions 9 ! public s]vice1 b ! only man t atta9$ to di/9ction 0 "o already well kn[n to me1 ! late ,h5ry ,traill1 ^: comm5ts on 8 di/rict inspector1 & on ! ,(fice g5]ally1 7 our daily delight4 ,we assembl$ 9 a decay$ mansion 9 ,p>liam5t ,/reet1 n[ entirely de/roy$4 ,i suppose x /ood 9 front ( ! new ,=eign ,(fice4 ,our h\rs 7 ^? ( ! p]man5t /aff3 we began at #aa ,a4,m4 ) a m>g9 ( at lea/ half an h\r4 ,ab\t "o ,p4,m4 !re 0 a g5]\s int]val = lun*4 ,! man :o /ay$ till ,big ,b5 /ruck five might h _h a f9al half h\r ( quiet "w4 ,( c\rse !re 0 no night "w4 ,?is 0 bett] ?an ru%+ ab\t ! c\ntry 9 ,wel% c>s1 cat*+ ! #h4cj ,a4,m4 tra91 & sitt+ up aft] midnight to make up ,reports4 ,= ! mo/ "p our "w 0 to transcribe our recomm5dations f ! ,reports :i* we _h s5t 94 ,:5 ^! 7 done1 we conf]r$ ) ! ,s5ior ,exam9] ( ea* area1 :o _h to sign ea* notice4 ,x 0 trivial "w = ^? :o _h already gone ?or\ghly into ! details4 ,x mu/ be und]/ood t ! exam9]s--^: exi/5ce z an unexam9$ b nom9at$ body ( ,civil ,s]vants occasionally excites ! wra? ( ,radical ,m4,p4's--nev] exam9$ *ildr54 ,nec exam9ati1 nec exam9antes1 is _! pr\d motto1 & ,i ?9k !y w\ld add s$ sicut angeli 9 caelo4 ,b !y exam9$ our ,reports & ! correspond5ce ( ! ,(fice4 ,!re 7 simil> (ficials 9 ! old ,india ,(fice4 ,james ,mill 0 an exam9]2 b 9 ! ,national ,biography ,*>les ,lamb & ,john ,/u>t ,mill are /yl$ 8cl]ks10 & probably !y 7 ( l[] rank4 ,our exam9]s 7 appo9t$ by ! ,"l ,presid5t1 & 9 answ] to ^? c>p+ ,radicals x is alleg$ t high academical di/9ction already e>n$ r5d]s fur!r exam9ation unnecess>y4 ,i ?9k !re 7 exceptions1 b c]ta9ly _m 7 m5 ( rem>kable ability1 & 9 "s cases ?is 0 comb9$ ) practical aptitude = affairs4 ,if ?is latt] qualification 7 conspicu\sly want+1 ,i suppose "s h9t 0 dropp$ t 9 ano!r c>e] !re w\ld be m scope = obvi\s abilities1 :i*1 c41 c4 8,! /age1 or ! army1 or some?+ v sup]ior 9 ! lic5s$ victuall+ way10 sugge/$ ,mr4 ,sampson ,brass4 ,! fitte/ survivors rose by degrees to be ,assi/ant ,secret>ies1 & until rec5tly "o ( ?is select body 0 *os5 to be ,secret>y :5 a vacancy occurr$4 ,! exam9]s 7 ( two ord]s1 s5ior & junior1 & betwe5 ! juniors & ! y\ng] inspectors int]mitt5t w> sm\ld]$ & rag$4 ,! indoor man 0 %ock$ at ! irregul> habits ( ! outdoor man2 ! outdoor man 0 disgu/$ by ! p$antry & ignorance ( details %[n by ! indoor (ficial4 ,b no blood 0 %$1 & on bo? sides advanc+ ye>s br\ght tol]ation4 ,( late ye>s a mu* bett] tone has prevail$ ?r\gh\t ! ,(fice4 ,! ma*9]y _h be5 oil$4 ,!re 0 ano!r class ( (ficials1 9 "s respects ! mo/ m]itori\s3 ^! 7 ! cl]ks4 ,!y 7 appo9t$ 9 ! ord9>y way ( ! ,civil ,s]vice1 & rose to great em95ce 9 _! class4 ,i imag9e !y work$ ) reasonable dilig5ce dur+ (fice h\rs1 & if !y sp5t "s "p ( ! "t on ! ,civil ,s]vice ,co-op]ative ,/ore1 & simil> toys1 t is bett] ?an writ+ poetry on (fice pap] 9 (fice h\rs2 :i* 0 ! crime laid at ! doors ( ! exam9]s4 ,dur+ ! ?irty-five ye>s ( my correspond5ce ) ! ,(fice ,i ?9k ,i saw only ?ree ( ^! excell5t m51 b ,i knew by "n & high repute _m m4 ,_! mission 9 life 0 to keep ! exam9]s 9 ! /raight pa?1 & at times !y treat$ bo? !m & ! y\ng] inspectors mu* z a caddie treats a beg9n] at ! game ( golf2 or1 to put x m respectfully1 z an old s]geant treats a newly-jo9$ subalt]n4 ,_! m]it 0 accuracy & tru/wor?9ess2 _! foible 0 p$antry4 ,9 a treatise bl5d+ ! ,politics ) ! ,e?ics1 ,ari/otle w\ld h said t ! virtue ( a ,civil ,s]vant's life 0 ,ord]ly ,me?od2 its ,defect is ,muddle2 & its ,excess is ,r$ ,tape4 ,z a rule ! high] bran*es ( ! s]vice lean to ! ,defect1 & ! l[] to ! ,excess4 ,! critic ( ,m9i/]ial & (ficial disa/]s w\ld d well to be> ?is 9 m9d :5 he is seek+ a victim to d5\nce4 ,among ! ?ree cl]ks :om ,i met1 !re 0 "o :o gave me "s rem>kable in=mation4 ,x 0 9 my e>ly days1 & ,i _h rec5tly met an angry ,wel%man on ! *ur* side1 :o compla9$ t 8 p>ty did n get fair-play4 ,!re 0 a c]ta9 ,wel%man1 :om we may call ,jones1 highly plac$ 9 ! ,r$ ,tape & ,seal+ ,wax ,(fice1 discov]$ by ,an?ony ,trollope4 ,jones 0 /rong on ! *apel side1 & accord+ to my compla9ant1 :5 !re 0 any special controv]sy ab\t s*ools rag+ at ! ,education ,dep>tm5t1 ,jones got access to ! correspond5ce1 & put 8 p>ty 9 possession ( ! case = ! o!r side4 ,i _h decl>$ t ! /ory 0 absurd3 ,jones _h no access to ! portfolios ( ano!r ,(fice2 also x w\ld be di%on\rable1 & x w\ld be a brea* ( etiquette1 & s on4 ,n[1 f9d+ t ! cl]k ^: room ,i 0 visit+ _h a pile ( portfolios on 8 table1 x sudd5ly occurr$ to me to ask3 8,suppose ,mr4 ,jones ( ! ,r$ ,tape ,(fice s5t to y = "o ( ^! files1 w\ld y let him h x80 8,c]ta9ly2 !y h a "r to see our files1 & we h a "r to see !irs40 ,i made no fur!r enquiry1 & ,i did n communicate ! result to my ,wel% acqua9tance4 ,he might h repli$ t !re 0 :at logicians call 8an undi/ribut$ middle0 9 ! /ory2 b t if x is f\nd 7#a7 t ,a4 ,b4 is improp]ly us+ private in=mation2 & 7#b7 t ,a4 ,b4 has access to docum5ts conta9+ t in=mation1 "o may reasonably assume 7#c7 t ,a4 ,b4 w5t to ! private docum5ts = 8 private in=mation4 ,) ! aid ( all ^! (ficials1 & 9 spite ( _m ob/acles (f]$ by an army ( less] s]vants1 call$ 8writ]s0 & 8boys10 :o hid1 or lo/1 docum5ts ( vital importance ) ! easy unconc]n ( a slavey 9 lodg+s1 we made rapid progress4 ,once1 :5 ,i compla9$ t ! progress 0 n suffici5tly rapid1 ,i 0 taught a valuable lesson3 8y mu/ rememb] t 9 a ,gov]nm5t (fice x doesn't d to make mi/akes3 x is bett] to g sl[ ?an to g wrong40 ,difficult cases arose at times1 & ^! 7 ref]r$ to ! high] (fic]s2 on "o or two occasions ! direction ( ! ,vice-,presid5t 0 tak51 & g5]al rules 7 made4 ,b1 z a rule1 x 0 /raight=w>d fill+ up ( =ms2 ,=m ,a1 if ! p>i% supply 0 complete2 ,=m ,b1 if !re 0 a defici5cy2 & s on4 ,:5 ! cases 7 settl$1 a notice 0 s5t to ! local (ficials1 & publication 9 local newspap]s & on *ur* doors 0 requir$4 ,by ! t]ms ( ! ,act objection might be made )9 a mon? aft] ! publication ( ! notice1 &1 z popul> feel+ _h run high dur+ our enquiries1 ,i look$ =w>d to a g5]al ris+ 9 ,nor? ,wales4 ,b 9 due c\rse ,i receiv$ an in=mal communication f ,:itehall3 ! mon? 0 up1 & f all t 8infect$ area0 n an objection _h be5 receiv$4 ,i repli$ t ?is mu/ n be tak5 z evid5ce ( acquiesc5ce3 x 0 ,july2 ! p 7 gett+ 9 _! hay & plund]+ ! e>ly t\ri/2 :5 !y 7 at lib]ty1 !y w\ld fight4 8,pooh1 pooh10 said ! ,(fice1 8!y h lo/ _! *ance40 ,a little disappo9t$1 z a s*oolboy might be1 t !re 0 to be no fight1 ,i w5t to ,switz]l&2 return+ 9 ,septemb]1 ,i f\nd "o lett] await+ me4 ,x alleg$ t my proposal to unite ! p>i% ( ,llanon ) ! p>i% ( ,llan( 0 ! mo/ mon/r\s outrage on common s5se )9 ! exp]i5ce ( ! writ]4 ,secondly1 ! writ] w\ld be glad to "k :y ,i _h n kept my appo9tm5t to meet him & a neighb\r on ,augu/ #bj4 ,x gave me "s satisfaction to reply t ! meet+ to :i* he ref]r$ 0 fix$ = ,augu/1 #ahga1 & t1 z we 7 n[ 9 #ahgb1 he & 8 neighb\r 7 a ye> late4 ,no explanation 0 t5d]$ by ! compla9ant4 ,i suspect$ t ! local ,mrs4 ,mailsett] _h int]cept$ ! #ahga invitations1 probably at ! in/igation ( "s local politician1 & _h w>m$ !m up a ye> lat]4 ,0 ,llanon w$d$ to ,llan(8 8,jeanie's mairit weel eneu*10 said ! ,scotti% matron2 8to be sure %e canna abide h] mon1 b !re's aye a some?+40 ,! subsequ5t proce$+s int]e/$ me no m4 ,except = occasional reque/s = in=mation1 ,i _h no fur!r conc]n ) ! di/rict1 & ?\gh ,i h paid v _m visits to ! beautiful c\ntry 9 ^! ?irty-five ye>s1 x has always be5 z a t\ri/4 ,,footnotes3 #aj ,a k9dly critic po9ts out t ! l9e is m]ely an exact translation f ,lucan's ,ph>salia1 ,,ii4 #feg-- 8,nil actum cr$5s1 quum quid sup]esset ag5dum40 ,,*apt] ,,viii ,h4,m4,i4 ,,judge 7pianissimo73 8,x 0 manag$ by a job40 ,,all3 8,& a good job too40--,w4 ,s4 ,gilb]t4 ,i return$ to ! hunt aft] ! elusive brief4 ,! life ( ?is class ( hunt] is famili> to read]s ( fiction4 ,x is ex hypo!si )\t incid5t4 ,mon? aft] mon? w5t on1 & ! ,woolsack came no ne>]4 ,b "o night1 d9+ at ! ,club1 ,i met a fri5dly (ficial f ,:itehall4 ,_h ,i he>d t ! ,"l ,presid5t 0 go+ to appo9t a bat* ( ,inspectors1 & t he _h express$ an op9ion t ! ,inspectors ( ,returns 7 entitl$ to fir/ claim8 ,i _h he>d no?+1 b ! idea took root1 & ,i made imm$iate application4 ,x happ5$ by specially good =tune t my fa!r knew two ( ! ,m9i/ry1 "o ( :om 0 9 ! ,cab9et4 ,! s]vices ( bo? /atesm5 7 invok$2 my =m] *ief 9 ,nor? ,wales support$ me1 r out ( ! goodness ( 8 he>t1 ,i fe>1 ?an out ( conviction1 = he reg>d$ me z a firebr&2 & o!rs1 ( :om ! mo/ helpful & ?or\gh 0 my =m] tutor at ,rugby1 ! pres5t ,dean ( ,wells1 did k9de/ s]vice4 ,9 a few days a lett] f ! ,"l ,presid5t to ! fri5dly ,cab9et ,m9i/] 0 =w>d$ to my fa!r2 x ran ?us3 8,de> ---- ,i h _h great pleasure 9 putt+ y\r fri5d ,mr4 ,kynn]sley's "n on my li/4 ,y\rs s9c]ely1 ,c>abas40 ,& on a fold$ corn] 0 a note3 8,?anks = appo9t+ ,x4,y40 ,x 0 evid5t t ,x4,y4 & ,i _h be5 b>t]$4 ,i always regret t ,i did n make a note ( ,x4,y4's real "n1 s t ,i might h foll[$ up 8 public c>e]4 ,la/ sc5e ( all4 ,"s ?ree weeks lat] my cl]k1 ( :om inde$ ,i own$ b>ely "o-f\r? undivid$ %>e1 came to my lodg+s be=e ,i _h breakfa/$1 ) ! extraord9>y news t !re 0 a brief = me 9 ,*amb]s4 ,?is _h nev] occurr$ be=e4 ,!re 7 briefs at ,sessions & ,assizes1 few & f> betwe51 b 9 ,pap] ,build+s hi!rto ! solicitors _h respect$ ! privacy ( my ap>tm5t4 ,i took a hansom z soon z possible1 & drove to ! ,temple4 ,!re on ! table 0 a real brief1 & side by side ) x lay an (ficial envelope conta9+ my appo9tm5t z 8"o ( ,h4,m4 ,inspectors ( ,s*ools40 ,?is 0 dramatic4 ,i accept$ ! brief1 :i* in/ruct$ me to exam9e a bankrupt 9 ,*amb]s1 & ,i exam9$ him accord+ly4 ,nev] 0 ,i m conv9c$ ( my unprep>$ness = ! ,woolsack4 ,x rema9$ to int]view ! ,secret>y ( ! ,dep>tm5t2 & to leave a c>d on ! ,"l ,presid5t1 :o regrett$ t he 0 s busy t he c\ld n see me4 ,be> 9 m9d t ,i did n see him2 my ?anks 7 receiv$ vic>i\sly by 8 private secret>y4 ,n[ let me pause4 ,%\ld ,i h 8told tales out ( s*ool0 ab\t t lett]8 ,i d\bt4 ,& yet ,i decide 9 fav\r ( ! read]4 ,z f> z ,i am conc]n$1 ,i ?9k meanly ( ! man :o w hide a good /ory because x is to 8 own disp>agem5t2 & ,i ?9k t ! ,m>quis ( ,c>abas is unt\*$ 9 8 hon\r1 ,i w\ld ev5 say 9 8 judgm5t4 ,rememb] t ,i _h all necess>y qualifications = ! po/1 includ+ practical exp]i5ce1 9 addition to good te/imonials4 ,& !n y admit t x 0 an admirable appo9tm5t8 ,t be+ s1 ,i w let ! /ory /&4 ,"s tw5ty-five ye>s aft]w>ds x happ5$ t ,i 0 on a cycl+ t\r1 & *ance br\ght me to a noble p>k :i*1 by ! c\rtesy ( ! own]1 0 op5 to cycli/s4 ,at ! entrance !re 0 ! usual in/ruction to cycli/s to r+ a bell on approa*+ p or c>riages2 b bell-r++ _h already fall5 into disuse z an indisp5sable c]emony1 ?\gh reta9$ = em]g5cies4 ,!re=e1 :5 ,i saw a wagonette drawn up 9 ! middle ( ! p>k road1 ,i did n r+2 x 0 ! fir/ ye> ( 8free-:eel]s10 & ,i m]ely slack5$ pace1 & plann$ circumv5tion ( ! c>riage4 ,9 ! wagonette sat an eld]ly g5tleman1 :o look$ reproa*fully at me & said1 8,yes1 b y didn't r+ y\r bell40 ,! exp]i5c$ ,civil ,s]vant acquires a habit ( n 8answ]+ back02 he keeps sil5ce ev5 f good words1 & ,i did n reply t ,i nev] rang a bell unless ,i want$ some?+2 t ,i did n wi% him to move2 nor _h ,i any int5tion ( runn+ into 8 c>riage1 :i* w\ld h buckl$ my front :eel4 ,m]ely ,i look$ at him ) "s surprise1 & rode on pond]+ on ! ph5om5on4 ,sudd5ly x fla%$ across my m9d t ?is 0 ! mon>* ( all he survey$--my ,"l ( ,c>abas1 =m]ly ,"l ,presid5t ( ! ,c\ncil1 patron ( my y\?1 :om ,i _h fail$ to see :5 ,i call$ 9 ,:itehall2 ?r\gh ^: disc]nm5t 9 ! selection ( ,inspectors ,i _h be5 batt5+ on ! ,consolidat$ ,fund = a qu>t] ( a c5tury4 ,r+ a bell6 ,i w\ld h rung a triple bob major4 ,%\ld ,i g back1 & expla91 r++ c>illons z ,i drew ne>8 ,long be=e ,i c\ld decide1 ,i _h left ! p>k f> beh9d4 ,x 0 a ,h>d ,case1 su* z ! +5i\s editor ( ,vanity ,fair prop\nds = solution e week4 ,:at %\ld ,a4 d8 ,?is is q irrelevant to ! prep>ations = my assumption ( (fice4 ,i _h to pass a m$ical exam9ation1 & !n ,i 0 gazett$4 ,9 t day1 & up to #aijc1 ,inspectors ( ,s*ools 7 actually appo9t$ by ! ,sov]eign 9 ,c\ncil1 & = ?is reason !y 7 really entitl$ to ! prefix ,h4,m41 :i* is assum$ by _m o!r inspectors 8( less] bre$40#aa ,?is be+ done1 ,i bade an in=mal f>ewell to ! ,b>1 & put away my wig & g[n 9 a safe place1 to be resum$ if ,i 7 dismiss$ f (fice4 ,once only 0 an attempt made to entice me back to ! ,law ,c\rts4 ,at a ,london hotel1 "s few ye>s aft] my appo9tm5t1 ,i met a ,c\nty ,c\rt ,judge :om ,i _h kn[n 9 8 cat]pill> /age4 ,he hail$ me4 ,_h ,i he>d t old ,z41 ,c\nty ,c\rt ,judge at ,y41 0 dy+8 ,i did n "k ! man1 b ,i express$ dec5t regret4 8,i ?ay1 ,kynn]?ley10 he w5t on1 ) ! lisp s famili> to _m common juries1 8:y ?\ldn't y g 9 = hi? pla!8 ,i "k ---- ha? mu* int]e?t ) ! ,gov]nm5t1 & he w\ld get x = y40 8,my de> ,judge10 ,i said1 8y =get t ,i h left ! ,b> "s "t1 & t :5 ,i 0 at x ,i _h no practice40 ,he look$ at me pity+ly3 8,:at do? t matt]8 ,d y "k ,q41 n[ ,c\nty ,c\rt ,judge at ,duff]by8 ,give y my ^w he hadn't got a wig & g[n40 8,good graci\s6 :y did ! ,*ancellor appo9t him80 8,he taught 9 ,?unday ,?cool? 9 ,twaddleton40 ,alas6 ,i _h n ev5 t scanty qualification1 & ,i did n apply4 ,! suitors at ,y4 h mu* to be ?ankful =4 ,,footnotes3 #aa ,a rec5tly creat$ ,h4,m4,i4 assures me t ! me?od ( appo9tm5t by ! ,sov]eign is unalt]$4 ,i apologise4 ,,*apt] ,,ix ,,arcadia 8,i am "h ) !e & ?y goats1 z ! mo/ caprici\s poet1 hone/ ,ovid1 0 among ! ,go?s40--,z ,y ,l ,x4 ,! ,"l ,presid5t might appo9t1 b ! ,secret>y disappo9ts1 & he ord]$ me to ,norfolk1 !re to act z second inspector to ! ,rev4 ,f4 ,synge4 ,! alt]native1 = !re 7 two places to be fill$ up1 0 ,ox=d1 & ,i 0 a good deal annoy$ at my billet4 ,at ,ox=d ,i c\ld h d9$ 9 hall & common-room1 read my ,times at ! ,union1 & at ! same "t h be5 )9 easy rea* ( my home4 ,b ,i h reason to believe t !re 7 ?orns on ! ,ox=d rose-trees3 c]ta9ly my successful rival made a v %ort /ay 9 ! ,civil ,s]vice4 ,( ,norfolk ,i knew no?+1 & x seem$ intol]ably remote4 ,9 ^? days x _h no golf l9ks1 & its ,broads 7 z little frequ5t$ z ,lake ,balaton4 ,its railway sy/em 0 arrang$ on ! plan ( ! ,roman camp3 !re 0 a ,via ,pr9cipalis runn+ nor? & s\?2 ,k+'s ,lynn to ,wells1 ,norwi*1 & ,london3 & a cross l9e 7,i =get ! ,lat9 t]m7 runn+ ea/ & we/--,y>m\? to ,norwi* & ,ely4 ,! travell] :o wi%$ to w&] 9 ! back /reets ( ! c\nty1 drove1 rode1 or walk$4 ,safety bicycles 7 n yet3 ! ,bone%ak] 0 n tempt+1 & ! ,spid] 0 p]il\s4 ,add to ?is a curi\s collection ( ?ird-class inns1 & ! climate ( ,sib]ia4 ,!re 7 days 9 spr+ :5 "o left home 9 ! morn+ ) a bright blue sky ov]head & a ,n4,w4 w9d f> m attractive ?an ,k+sley's nor?-ea/]3 b ) little w>n+ ! sky w\ld be ov]ca/1 & :irlw9ds ( ra91 sn[1 or sleet w\ld drive "o to dep?s ( mis]y1 & back to ! ?ird-class inn1 :]e ! *imney smok$1 & !re 7 woolly mutton *ops = d9n]4 ,!re 7 days 9 ,april at ,y>m\?1 = by "s p]v]sity ( judgm5t ,y>m\? s*ool inspections _h be5 fix$ 9 ,april1 :5 ! black ea/ w9d1 fre% f ! ,ural ,m\nta9s1 paid no m he$ to ! imp$im5t (f]$ by a brick wall ?an w\ld ! ,rntg5 rays to a deal door4 ,!re 7 days 9 ,june :5 a pitiless sun scor*$ ! travell] till ab\t five 9 ! aft]noon1 at :i* "t a sea-breeze f ! ea/ rose up & afflict$ 8 ?roat & lungs ) all ! diseases t beg9 ) a cold & end 9 'itis4 ,at su* times ! p>*$ light soil rose up 9 cl\ds1 & mu* real prop]ty *ang$ h&s4 ,let me (f] y ! local anecdote ( ! p>ts ab\t ,br&on & ,!t=d1 :]e ,suffolk & ,norfolk meet3 ,fir/ f>m]3 8,ne[ :i* c\nty dew y\r l& lay 91 ,mr4 ,a480 ,second f>m]3 8,well1 ,mr4 ,b41 !t dew dep5d mo/ly on ! w9d3 la/ week1 :5 ! w9d 0 s wonn]ful /rong1 !t f>e to lay mo/ly 9 ,norfolk40 ,b1 if !re 7 ?orns to ! roses ( ,ox=d1 !re 7 roses to ! ?orns ( ,norfolk4 ,i 0 s+ul>ly =tunate 9 my *ief1 bo? socially & pr(essionally3 s+ul>ly =tunate1 also1 9 ! assi/ant :om we %>$3 bo?1 alas6 gone be=e4 ,& ! ,nor?-folk are among ! mo/ lovable ( ! peoples ( ! e>?4 ,x 0 told ( ,bi%op ,wilb]=ce t1 aft] meet+ ) a bro!r ,bi%op1 he said he _h (t5 he>d ( ! milk ( human k9dness1 b nev] hi!rto _h he met ! c[4 ,t c[ family /ill br[ses on ! ,norfolk pa/ures1 & ! ea/ w9d does n ruffle its sweet temp]4 ,our di/rict includ$1 p]haps1 two-?irds ( ! c\nty1 & ov]fl[$ into ! ragg$ edges ( ,suffolk3 ! rema9+ fraction1 ! ,f5 di/rict1 0 annex$ to ,cambridge4 ,we _h only "o l>ge t[n1 ,norwi*3 ,great ,y>m\?1 ! next 9 size1 _h only n9e s*ools4 ,!n !re 7 ab\t half a doz5 m>ket t[ns1 :]e g5]ally ,*ur* & ,*apel ma9ta9$ rival s*ools3 ! bulk ( ! "w lay 9 c\ntry p>i%es1 & involv$ drives ( f t5 to tw5ty miles be=e ! morn+'s s*ool 0 rea*$4 ,our g5]al plan ( campaign 0 t my *ief1 be+ a family man ) 8 home 9 ,norwi*1 took ! ,norwi* s*ools1 & _m o!rs t 7 )9 a morn+ drive or a railway j\rney4 ,i1 be+ a ba*elor1 ^: abode 0 9 ,e>ly ,engli% lodg+s1 usually w5t (f on ! ,monday morn+ to "o ( ! outly+ settlem5ts1 & made t a c5tre = ! five days4 ,z a rule ,i got to s*ool ab\t #aj ) a m>g94 ,! *ildr5 did no?+ beyond ! rudim5ts4 ,i f9i%$ ! "w by #aa4de1 w5t to ! ,rectory1 & inspect$ ! g>d51 or play$ croquet ) ! ,rector's daught]s3 _h a noble lun*2 drove back to my inn1 m>k$ ! s*ool pap]s1 wrote ! ,report1 & po/$ x3 & !n--!re 0 a night ( ,arctic w9t] l5g?1 & n a s\l to speak to4 ,com+ fre% f ,london club life1 ,i f\nd ?is plunge into solitude q appall+4 ,a philosoph]1 ^: "n ,i =get1 rem>k$ 7see ,cic]o de ,(ficiis7 t he 0 nev] less alone ?an :5 he 0 alone4 ,b he w\ld h admitt$ t he 0 nev] s mu* alone z :5 he 0 alone 9 a m>ket t[n inn3#ab ! banal laught] ( ! comm]cial-room1 & ! murmurs ( talk f ! nightly assemblage ( local magnates :o frequ5t$ ! b>-p>l\r1 & int]*ang$ pleasantries ) ! "y lady at ! b>--^! rose up1 z did simil> s\nds 9 ,sweet ,auburn1 & made ! he>] z melan*oly z ! b>d4 ,b ?is is m]ely a matt] ( habit4 ,at ! end ( two ye>s ,i f\nd ! life q agreeable1 & two ( ! hotels--,d]eham & ,fak5ham1 b ,i am n sure ( ! eponym\s bea/s1 or h]aldic be>+s--sweet5$ com=t ) an ev] g5ial welcome4 ,! c\ntry s*ools 7 usually v small1 & sometimes v bad4 ,a v gre5 girl1 fre% f ! tra9+ college1 w\ld take a s*ool1 & at ! end ( ! ye> w\ld get a poor report4 ,9 h] second ye> %e w\ld "w ) m vig\r & m skill1 & w\ld get a ,report suffici5tly good to e>n h] ,p>*m5t ,c]tificate4#ac ,!n %e w\ld take ano!r s*ool1 or a husb&1 & ! education ( ! village w\ld relapse4 ,i wond] :e!r ?is alt]nate me?od /ill obta9s4 8,amant alt]na ,cama5ae0 we are told1 b ,i _c rememb] t any ( ! ,n9e ,si/]s took any int]e/ 9 ,elem5t>y ,education4 ,:at girl ( #bj to #cj w\ld will+ly /ay = m ?an two ye>s 9 a c\ntry village f five to t5 miles di/ant f a railway /ation1 ) no %op w9d[s to look at1 & no eligible "y m5 to look at h]8 8,= ei!r x 0 diff]5t 9 blood1 7,o cross6 too high to be en?rall$ to l[7 ,or else misgraff$ 9 respect ( ye>s1 7,o spite6 too old to be engag$ to "y470 ,9 ,nor? ,wales ,i h>dly ev] saw a village s*ool mi/ress o!r ?an a m>ri$ woman4 ,ow+ to ! deplorably l[ moral tone ( ! p x 0 said to be impossible = a s+le girl to hold su* an appo9tm5t4 ,9 ,norfolk !re 0 n a %ad[ ( hesitation on ?is acc\nt3 bra9s 7 sc>ce !re1 z ev]y:]e1 b morals 7 s\nd3 a good girl at #ej 0 bett] ?an a bad man at #hj1 & ! manag]s took _! *ance ( ! good girl :o w\ld g1 9 pref]5ce to ! bad man :o w\ld /ay4 ,i h my old (ficial note-books ( t "t1 record+ ! s*ool /ati/ics & draft reports1 & ,i see t 9 two autumn weeks ,i inspect$ a total ( #fjf *ildr5 at a co/ to ! c\ntry 9 travell+ exp5ses ( #aa4 ,9 ,man*e/]1 #cj ye>s lat]1 ,i c\ld f9d #fjj *ildr5 9 a s+le dep>tm5t ( a s*ool by sp5d+ twop5ce on a tram-c>1 & ! day's travell+ f door/ep to door/ep might take #dj m9utes4 ,9 ,norfolk ! real lab\r ( ! day 0 ! travell+1 & x w\ld (t5 take two h\rs' drive to rea* a s*ool ) no m *ildr5 ?an y c\ld put 9 a tram-c>4 ,yet !re 7 comp5sations 9 ^! long drives4 ,! de>? ( railways made x wor? ! :ile ( ! hotel proprietors to keep good cattle1 & ! horses 7 spl5did4 ,i h driv5 #ad miles 9 an h\r1 )\t use ( :ip1 to cat* a tra94 ,equally preci\s 7 ! driv]s4 ,o ,*>lie ,b46 ag$ fri5d & *>iote] = ?ree ye>s4 ,h[ _m miles we j\rney$ beh9d t black horse1 or ^? black horses2 & h[ delightful 0 y\r conv]sation6 ,we began daily ) ! same op5+3 ,he3 8,let's see3 :]e is x tu ?is m>n98 ,norton8 7m$itatively7 ,norton ,r$ ,lion8 7he always associat$ ! village ) its inn74 ,ne[ :i* way du !t lay1 ,i wond]80 ,i3 8,accord+ to ! map x is beyond ,we/on40 ,he3 8,we/on ,black ,dog3 :y ,i 0 !re la/ week = a fun]al3 let me see1 :]e did ,i fet* t corpse f80 ,= :5 n driv+ me & ! black horse to s*ool1 he 0 driv+ ! black horse1 or horses1 9 a he>se to a fun]al2 & dur+ ! ,burial ,s]vice he bait$ ! horses & himself at ! 8,r$ ,lion0 or ! 8,black ,dog40 ,?us guid$ by ! association ( ideas1 ,*>lie took my vile body )9 ?ree or f\r miles ( ,norton1 & !n hail$ a native3 8,:i* way %\ld ,i g to get to ,norton2 f> to g ! nighe/ way80 ,imply+ t he knew sev]al r\tes1 b 0 unable to decide on ! be/4 ,! s*ool 0 !n f\nd4 ,v seldom he put up at ! 8,r$ ,lion02 usually he w5t /raight to ! ,rectory1 :]e he got ent]ta9m5t = man & bea/1 & provid$ ent]ta9m5t = ! cook by retail+ ! late/ news f ,norwi*4 ,our conv]sation 0 mo/ improv+4 ,all t ,i knew ab\t 8,! ,pr9ciples ( ,agriculture0--a possible subject ( exam9ation 9 s*ools--,i got f ,*>lie 9 ^? drives4 ,he did 8 be/ to tea* a %ort-sight$ man ! diff]5ce betwe5 sw$es1 mangolds1 & turnips2 & betwe5 :eat1 oats1 & b>ley1 be=e _! e>s 7 develop$4 ,he taught me n to expect a field ( :eat :]e ,i _h be5 s mu* pleas$ ) ! crop la/ ye>4 ,x w\ld be ?ree ye>s be=e ! ph5om5on recurr$1 & 9 ^? ye>s o!r vegetables w\ld be se54 ,?is 0 n to relieve ! monotony ( agricultural life1 & s to br+ ! lab\r] 8back to ! l&10 b = c]ta9 agricultural-*emical reasons :i* ,*>lie did n expla94 ,he _h views ab\t cattle1 too1 & _! approximate value1 & attribut$ ! introduction ( cattle plague to ,gu-ann]4 ,also he disc\rs$ ^u birds1 plants1 & fl[]s "u _! ,norfolk names1 su* z ,/ub9 wood1 ,pretty ,betsy1 ,m]gule1 & ,:ite ,rim1 & gave me mu* in=mation4 ,9 return "o day1 z ,i travell$ ) my colleague1 ,i taught him indirectly ! my/]ies ( ,roadside ,cribbage3 y "k ! game8 ,a4 & ,b41 sitt+ "r & left1 c\nt all ! m5 & bea/s on _! respective sides ( ! road )9 ! limits ( two h$ges1 m>k+ t5 = a :ite horse & t5 = a w9dmill3 ! high] score at ! end ( an agre$ di/ance or "t w9s ! game1 b a cat on ! w9d[-sill1 or an old woman 9 spectacles is ,game at once4 ,*>lie 0 ref]ee ab\t ! %ade ( ! horses claim$ z 8:ite02 he wat*$ ! game ) ! ke5e/ int]e/1 & once1 :5 ,i snat*$ a victory at ! la/ mom5t 9 ! face ( a heavy majority1 by espy+ a spectacl$ hag1 he roll$ ab\t 9 te>ful laught] till ! black horse wond]$ if we _h be5 to a fun]al 9 8 dog-c>t4 ,! sc5]y 0 tame z a rule4 ,on ! ea/ side ab\t ,y>m\?1 & on ! we/ edge t[>ds ! ,f5s x 0 hide\s4 ,b 9 ,may & ,june ! re/ ( ! di/rict 0 pleasant en\gh1 & ! typical ,engli% village1 ) its broad ma9 /reet edg$ ) :ite-wall$1 ?at*-ro($ cottages2 its old grey *ur* & snug ,rectory & neat s*ool1 all 9 a r+ f5ce1 made su* a *>m+ picture t ,i recomm5d$ an ,am]ican t\ri/ visit+ ,engl& 9 se>* ( antiquity to drive #bj miles 9 ,ea/ ,anglia 9 ,june4 ,i suppose he w\ld ?9k little ( a hundr$-acre field ( :eat2 b to u m5 ( small /&>ds--,i am told y may put all ,engl& into ,new ,york ,/ate--?is great expanse ( roll+ gold1 :5 8,a light w9d blew f ! gates ( ! sun1 ,& waves ( %ad[ w5t ov] ! :eat10 aton$ = a long drive on a burn+ ,augu/ day4 ,septemb] 9 ,norfolk is said to be delightful4 ,i di/ru/ p :o boa/ ( only "o mon? 9 ! ye>1 & t a mon? :i* falls 9 ! holidays4 7,we began our ye>'s "w on ,octob] #a47 ,b ,i love !m mu*1 & ,i am ready to conc$e ,septemb]4 ,! records ( ^? old note-books are (t5 a/oni%+4 ,^! are village s*ools not$ 9 "o volume3 ,a4 ,c]tificat$ ,tea*]'s sal>y1 #cf )\t h\se2 #gb *ildr5 pres5t3 #cd exam9$3 pass$ #bb p] c5t4 ,b4 ,out ( #aba *ildr5 on ! books only #cf h made #bej att5dances3 deep sn[ kept away #aa ( ^! on ! day ( inspection4 ,c4 #gf *ildr5 on ! books3 #ch exam9$3 pass$ #ah p] c5t4 ,d4 #ag exam9$3 pass$ #cg p] c5t4 ,let me expla9 ! te*nical t]ms4 ,if a *ild did n come to s*ool #bej times 9 ! ye> he c\ld n be exam9$4 ,z ! s*ools 7 usually op5 #ddj times 7t is #bbj days7 9 ! ye>1 x 0 n a h>d b>ga94 ,?is 0 be=e ! ,act ( #ahgf1 :i* made att5dance compulsory ev]y:]e4 ,n[ 9 ! case ( ,s*ool ,c1 :i* 8pass$ #ah p] c5t410 ea* ( ! #ch *ildr5 might h pass$ 9 ?ree subjects1 call$ ! ,?ree ,r's1 mak+ #aad passes 9 all3 in/ead ( :i*1 #ab pass$ 9 ,read+1 #e 9 ,writ+1 & #d 9 ,ari?metic4 ,a little fur!r on ,i h a note ( a poem 9 use at a s*ool1 m>k+ an e>ly attempt at ! co-ord9ation ( elem5t>y education ) und5om9ational morality3 #bj p5ce are 1 ,wa% y\r face & comb y\r hair4 #cj p5ce are 1 ,e day to s*ool repair4 7,"h is a lam5table gap47 #hj p5ce are 1 ,m9d :at y are taught 9 s*ool3 #ij p5ce are 1 ,nev] call y\r bro!r a fool4 ,write x myself8 ,c]ta9ly n4 ,i c\ld h manag$ ! ma!matical "p1 b ! e?ical d$uctions w\ld nev] h occurr$ to me4 ,else:]e ,i come to notes ( odd names borne by ! *ildr54 ,"h is a girl call$ ,himalaya1 because %e 0 born 9 ! troop%ip ( t "n1 ! %ip t c>ri$ ,*>les ,rav5%oe to ,malta & ! ,ea/4 ,%e 0 a lucky girl1 felix opportunitate nativitatis1 = ! o!r troop]s 7 ,s]apis & ,crocodile4 ,:o w\ld m>ry a ,crocodile8 ,also !re is a *ild nam$ ,la/e4 ,i ask$ ! ,rector :e!r ,i %\ld say ,la/1 or ,la/ee8 & :e!r ,x 0 a boy or a girl4 ,x 0 a boy1 & ! ,rector well rememb]$ baptiz+ ,x4 8,"n ?is *ild10 he said1 & ! fa!r repli$ 8,la/40 8,h[ d y spell x80 said ! puzzl$ prie/4 ,! fa!r said he didn't spell x at all1 b ,x 0 ! t5?1 & he wasn't go+ to h any m4 ,b he _h ?ree m4 8,:at did he call !m80 ,! ,rector did n "k6 ,:at amaz+ indiff]5ce6 ,! ,curate sugge/$ 8,knave1 ,que51 ,k+10 & 0 8,highly ,comm5d$40 ,! +5uity ( p>5ts 9 *oos+ names = _! (fspr+ 0 truly rem>kable4 ,at ! end ( "o note-book ,i f9d ?is li/1 ! result ( six mon?s' collection3 9 ea* case ,i h ! "n ( ! s*ool 9 :i* ! *ild 0 enroll$3 8,loral1 ,iho1 ,bylettia1 ,j]usia1 ,fitty1 ,beld5 7girl71 ,asabiah 7boy71 ,dees 7boy71 ,atelia1 ,eb]t40 ,i suspect$ ,j]usia & ,asabiah ( ,biblical extraction1 & aft] se>*+ ,smi?'s ,diction>y ,i c id5tify !m ) ,j]u%a1 & ,ha%abiah1 ^: hi/ory ,i d n rememb]4 ,atelia mu/ h be5 ,a?aliah4 8,fitty10 ! note says1 8is a nickname1 b 8 "m doesn't "k any o!r40 ,:y n ,commodus8 8:o1 "u ! appellation ( ,commodi\s1 0 held by ,mr4 ,b(f9 n to h act$ up to 8 "n40 ,ano!r book conta9s an epitaph4 ,!re are _m collections ( su* ?+s publi%$1 b ,i d n possess "o1 & = any?+ ,i "k ?is may be z well kn[n to collectors z ! epitaph ( h] :o 0 8fir/ c\s9 to ,burke1 commonly call$ ! ,sublime40 ,= ^? :o %>e my ignorance ,i subjo9 x1 premis+ t x 0 9 memory ( a =m] ,rector (--let u call x ,corn]/one3 8,:o = 8 uni=m exempl>y practice ( ! moral & ,social virtues & a fai?ful dis*>ge ( ! duties ( 8 ,m9i/]ial (fice 0 greatly & des]v$ly e/eem$1 & ) t dec5t unconc]n :i* ! ,review ( a well-sp5t life naturally inspires1 ,quitt$ ?is _w ,aug--1 #agfi40 ,i l 8dec5t unconc]n40 ,b ,corn]/one is memorable 9 ano!r way n record$ 9 my s*ool note-book4 ,! ,rectory _h at "o "t be5 haunt$ by two gho/s4 ,"o 0 a =m] ,rector ) a wood5 leg1 :o e night at ! midnight h\r came /ump+ d[n ! cell> /eps to fet* himself be]4 ,i l to ?9k t he 0 ! 8dec5tly unconc]n$0 "o1 :o _h f\nd out 8 mi/ake4 ,! o!r 0 a lady1 & an illu/ri\s "o3 no less ?an ,amy ,robs>t4 ,h[ x came to pass t ,amy 7:o1 accord+ to ,sir ,walt]1 liv$ 8on ! fronti]s ( ,devon0 & 0 murd]$ at ,cumnor7 haunt$ a ,norfolk ,rectory1 y mu/ ask ,mr4 ,&rew ,lang4 ,sir ,walt] nev] let hi/ory or geography /& 9 8 way1 & "o w\ld n condemn a gho/ on 8 evid5ce4 ,!re %e 02 %e 0 kn[n z ,mi/ress ,amy1 & %e walk$ ab\t at ! midnight h\r 9 a silk dress t ru/l$4 ,! ,rector = ! "t be+ no d\bt reg>d$ ?is /rangely assort$ c\ple ( incorporeal h]$itam5ts ) dec5t unconc]n1 b no s]vant w\ld /ay 9 ! h\se4 ,i ?9k x 0 my ho/ :o put an end to ! s]vile w> by import+ "s ,breton lasses :o spoke no ^w ( ,engli%4 ,z x 0 impossible t any villag] %\ld =ew>n !m1 !y 7 n on ! look out3 or p]*ance ! gho/s 7 only 8,doom$ = a c]ta9 t]m to walk ! night0 & ! t]m _h expir$4 ,c]ta9ly ! plague ceas$1 & ! confid5ce ( ! village 0 re/or$4 ,!nce=? s]vants 7 pl5tiful4 ,t v]itable hi/ory is n 9 my note-book3 !re is little 9 x ( ! slighte/ int]e/3 !re is no record ( ! human elem5t 9 our inspect+ life2 no record ( ! con/ant succession ( anxi\s manag]s1 di/ract$ tea*]s1 half-di/ract$ & half-delight$ *ildr51 ^: absorb+ int]e/ 9 ! day's "w 0 a con/ant reproa* to me4 ,! tea*]s alone w\ld fill a volume3 8) y\r rememb]$ faces1 ,de> m5 & wom51 :om ,i s\ght & slew10 z an ,inspector-poet#ad once sang--! note-books record only y\r names ) a few dry (ficial details2 b memory br+s back mu* m4 ,x 0 a h>d life = ! pione]s 9 ! back-woods ( ,arcady 9 ! e>ly 'sev5ties4 ,y lab\r$1 & o!r m5 h ent]$ into y\r lab\rs4 ,ill-paid1 (t5 ill-h\s$2 worri$ by inspectors2 worri$ by manag]s & manag]s' wives2 worri$ by p>5ts1 & worri$ by *ildr51 :o came to s*ool z a p]sonal fav\r1 &1 if affront$1 /ay$ away = a week1 y s]v$ y\r g5]ation4 ,!re c be few1 if any1 /ill at "w :om ,i knew 9 ,arcady ?irty ye>s ago2 b z ,i look ?r\gh ^! books ,i see ! names ( _m :om all m5 hon\r$1 & :o reap$ a full rew>d 9 ! affectionate gratitude ( ! *ildr54 ,& ^? *ildr56 %all !y h nev] a ^w8 ,h[ !y assembl$ 9 ! e>ly morn+1 & haunt$ ! prec9cts till #h4ej1 :5 !y 7 admitt$ into s*ool1 & h>angu$ on behavi\r2 h[ !y1 b]ibbon$1 br\ght d[n flax5-hair$1 blue-ey$ infants /ill m b]ibbon$1 & too mu* pleas$ ) ! ribbons to take ?\ght = ! inspector2 :ile comely matrons /ood at _! doors repres5t+ ! pa/1 b c>ry+ 9 _! arms ! s*ol>s ( ! future3 h[ !y wait$ we>ily till ! ,man arriv$1 & !n 9 audible :isp]s discuss$ ! "q :e!r ,x 0 ,! ,same--) app>5t ref]5ce to ! inspection ( ! previ\s ye>2 h[ !y /ruggl$ te>fully ?r\gh ! morn+2 fl$ home2 &1 :at "t ! ,inspectors _h em]g$ f ! ev] hospitable ,rectory1 & 7 gaz+ at ! tombs ( ! rude =efa!rs 9 ! *ur*y>d1 7 ready1 clad 9 _! workaday suits1 to see _! enemies (f ) fa9tly subdu$ d]isive *e]s4 ,& ! ,rector & ,rectoress said1 8,well1 t's ov] = ano!r ye>40 ,& ! tea*]s said1 8,?ank ,goodness1 t is done2 he seem$ 9 a pretty good temp]40 ,& ,h4,m4,i4 said to 8 colleague3 8,nice old boy4 ,:at induc$ him to m>ry h]8 ,nev] m9d2 %a'n't see h] aga9 = a ye>4 ,:at s*ool to-morr[8 ,home1 ,*>lie40 ,,footnotes3 #ab 8,9 respect t x is solit>y ,i l x v well1 b 9 respect t x is private x is a v vile life10 said ,t\*/one4 #ac ,c]tificate pr9t$ on p>*m5t1 atte/+ compet5ce z tea*]4 ,see ,*apt] on 8,reports40 #ad ,f4 ,h4 ,my]s1 ,/4 ,paul4 ,,*apt] ,x ,,arcadia ,,cl]icorum 8,i am "o t _h r g ) sir prie/1 ?an sir knight40--,twelf? ,night4 ,! *ief *>m ( ,norwi*1 :i* 0 my headqu>t]s1 lies 9 its ,ca!dral4 ,ar*itecturally x is a delight to ! s\l ( man4 ,gaz+ on arcade pil$ on arcade2 ,norman pill>s1 po9t$ cl]e/ory1 & tri=ium2 my/ic curves & int]sections ( w9d[ trac]y2 & ! noble vault$ ro( above2 "o c\ld sit undi/urb$ :ile ! ,canon 9 ,resid5ce took 8 weekly toll ( our "t1 & dis*>g$ "o-?irte5? ( 8 ye>ly task3 8,i 'e]$ un a bumm9' awaay loik a buzz>d-clock ow] my yead1 ,an' ,i ?[t a said :ot a owt to 'a said1 an' ,i com$ awaay40 ,! music 0 rem>kable = ! p]fect tra9+ ( ! boys' voices by ,dr4 ,buck1 & = ! incompet5ce ( ! ag$ m51 :o1 ?\gh pa/ "w1 c\ld n be dismiss$1 because !y 7 freehold]s & _h n be5 convict$ ( felony2 z ?\gh petty l>c5y 7 a grav] (f5ce ?an s++ out ( tune6 ,freehold6 always freehold6 ,to me1 h[ev]1 ! great attraction 0 ! ,dean1 ,dr4 ,g\lburn4 ,he _h be5 my headma/] at ,rugby tw5ty ye>s e>li]2 & ?\gh ,i _h n _h ! slighte/ acqua9tance ) him1 ! sight ( t famili> face1 & ! tones ( t sonor\s voice 7 suffici5t to call up priceless memories ( bygone days & long-lo/ fri5ds4 ,9 ,norwi* ! ,dean 0 v5]at$4 ,9 ,london & ,ox=d he 0 fam\s z a prea*]3 z a writ] ( religi\s books he _h done excell5t "w1 :i*1 if "o may judge f adv]tisem5ts1 /ill holds its gr\nd4 ,z a headma/] he _h be5 less successful1 & ,i ga!r$ f "s slight conv]sation ) him z ,dean t ! v "n ( ,rugby j>r$ on 8 e>s4 ,he 0 a s*ol>1 a div9e1 a g5tleman1 a sa9tly man1 & a good companion3 b !re 0 some?+ lack+1 some?+ ess5tial 9 deal+ ) boys4 ,i d\bt if he ev] 0 a boy4 ,at ,eton1 z we le>n f 8 biograph]1 8 %ort sight deb>r$ him f games1 & 8 8sapp+0 prop5sities made him s unpopul> ) ! drones t1 al?\gh b5e natus1 b5e ve/itus1 & b5e doctus1 8 election to ! ,debat+ ,society1 call$ ,pop1 0 secur$ only by ! int]position ( ! headma/]4#ae ,?is 0 ,keate1 & probably he ?reat5$ to flog ! ,opposition4 ,:5 he 0 himself headma/] 9 aft] ye>s1 ?is want ( sympa?y ) a?letes & drones mu/ h limit$ 8 sph]e ( influ5ce4 ,9 "s way he _h fail$ to assimilate himself to ,boy1 & ,boy saw t some?+ 0 want+4 ,)\t boy-k a headma/] is l a coa*man )\t horse-k3 he _c drive4 ,i c\ld fill _m pages ) /ories ( him1 & _m pages ) tributes to 8 excell5t m]its1 b ,i =be>4 ,z ,inspector ,i _h no deal+s ) him4 ,peace be to 8 memory4 ,bo? 9 ! city & 9 ! c\nty my acqua9tance dur+ ! ?ree ye>s t ,i sp5t 9 ,ea/ ,anglia 0 almo/ :olly cl]ical4 ,! p>o*ial cl]gy manag$ ! s*ools1 collect$ ! funds1 (t5 suppli$ a l>ge %>e ( ! funds1 & ent]ta9$ ! inspector4 ,9 a %ort "t ,i f\nd t !re 0 inf9ite v>iety 9 ! seem+ monotony4 ,p>son ,a4 0 lit]>y1 & 8 "n 0 kn[n to all m5 ( lett]s4 ,b4 0 ar*ological1 & _h views ab\t ru9s4 ,c4 grew bulbs1 & ! di/rict 0 s badly arrang$ 7qu ,c47 t 8 s*ool inspection came 9 ,janu>y1 :5 only ! noses ( 8 aconites1 sn[drops1 & crocuses 7 visible2 b f ,febru>y to ,june1 & ev5 lat]1 he liv$ 9 spl5did happ9ess4 ,d4 grew conif]1 a pursuit :i* requires expectation ( long life2 ,e4 grew or*ids1 & told me ( 8 p>l\r-maid's bon mot4 ,%e 0 help+ 9 "s /age ( ! culture1 & 9 amazem5t inquir$ ! "n ( ! unsightly vegetable4 8,or*ids10 %e 0 told4 8,& a w]a good "n f> un tew10 said ! maid5 ) :olly unconsci\s pleasantry2 8awkide/ ?+s ,i ev] h&l$40 ,f4 0 absorb$ 9 s*ools1 & sp5t half 8 days !re4 ,g4 add$ to ! c>es ( 8 life by doctor+ ! bodies ( 8 flock4 ,a neighb\r+ duly qualifi$ practition] _h ?reat5$ him ) a prosecution = manslaught] if any m ( 8 pati5ts di$4 ,"o likes to see ! ?+ done prop]ly1 & qu m$icus ! ,rector 0 a noncon=mi/2 qu artifex a blackleg4 ,h4 0 ,high & told me ( 8 p]secutions2 ,l4 0 ,l[ & tri$ to int]e/ me 9 ! conv]sion ( ! ,jews4 ,! alphabet becomes we>isome4 ,suffice x to say t ! society nev] became we>isome4 ,9 _! reception ( ! common enemy1 ! ,inspector1 !y v>i$1 z !y v>i$ 9 _! pursuits3 x is n e man t c /& be+ told t 8 s*ool is bad1 & t ! grant w be r$uc$2 & !re=e ! smiles ( welcome v>i$ a good deal 9 direct proportion ) la/ ye>'s s*ool balance3 b we 7 v good fri5ds on ! :ole4 ,if old ,bookworm comp>$ me to ,glo/]-- 8! cl]gy's bags ,are lank & lean ) ?y extortions0-- ,i knew t love ( ,%akespe>e1 n hatr$ ( ,inspectors1 mov$ him4 ,if ,c>k] compla9$ t ,i _h pluck$ 8 be/ boy 9 ,ari?metic1 he melt$ into apologies on see+ ! prodigy's prodigi\sly incorrect sums4 ,! ,norwi* di/rict b>ely t\*$ ! ,f5s4 ,t dismal region :]e1 z a ,cambridge man assur$ me1 ! inhabitants are web-foot$ & speckle-belli$ 7l frogs7 0 naturally & (ficially w$d$ to ,cambridge2 & ,i regret t ,i am unable to report on ! accuracy ( my fri5d's /atem5t4 ,on our side ! liv+s ( ! cl]gy 9 ! 'sev5ties 7 fat1 & ! *ur*es 7 magnific5t4 ,i fancy t1 ev5 !n1 ! congregations 7 n equal to ! spl5d\r ( ! build+s4 ,!re may h be5 reasons = ?is4 ,x us$ to be said 9 ,cambridge 9 ! e>ly ye>s ( ! la/ c5tury1 t ! incumb5ts ( ! ,f5 di/rict liv$ 9 ,cambridge f ,monday to ,saturday4 ,on ! la/ day ( ! week !y s\ght _! sph]e ( lab\r--:]e no g5tleman c\ld be expect$ to live--& got ?r\gh _! ,sunday duty ) tol]able acceptance4 ,a select b& w\ld c5tre at ! 8,lamb0 at ,ely1 & ) ! aid ( ! hebdomadal rubb] made ! place almo/ z snug z ,cambridge4 ,freehold]s6 ,freehold]s6 8,o sa9te glise6 some?+ div9e mu/ inde$ dwell 9 !e1 :5 ev5 ?y m9i/]s h n be5 able to ru9 !e40 ,9 ! 'sev5ties ! ,norfolk cl]gy z a rule 7 resid5t4 ,!re 0 inde$ a /rip ( c\ntry 9 "o qu>t]1 :]e = sev]al miles ! incumb5ts _h 8left _! c\ntry = _! c\ntry's good10 b reta9$ ! income ( ! b5efice1 only d$uct+ 7) mu* reluctance7 ! sal>y ( a *eap curate3 & !re 7 o!rs ^: ?roats & *e/s 7 n /rong en\gh to /& ! ,norfolk w9t]3 b ,provid5ce temp]s ev5 ! ,norfolk w9d 9 c]ta9 cases1 & ,i 0 assur$ t ! common h]d1 ^: liv+s 7 ( less value ?an #a1bjj a ye>1 bore up well4 ,!re is a sy/em ( comp5sation 9 ! di/ribution ( good ?+s4 ,i /ill rememb] "o ho>y s9n]--possibly /ill alive1 = he 0 ! sort ( man :o w\ld be likely to live = ano!r ?irty ye>s1 to support ,mrs4 ,poys]'s !ory1 8x seems z if !m z ar5't want$ "h are ?' only folk z ar5't want$ i' ?' o!r _w0--:o boa/$ t1 be+ entitl$ to n9ety days' leave ( abs5ce f 8 flock 9 ea* ye>1 he arrang$ to take ! la/ qu>t] ( "o ye> & ! fir/ qu>t] ( ! next1 :]eby he got six mon?s' solid holiday4 ,! drawback1 he said1 0 t he c\ldn't get ano!r holiday till ,octob] #a ( ! ?ird ye>4 ,i _c say :at provision he made = ! s]vices 9 8 abs5ce1 & x 0 n = me to ask4 ,b on a visit to a c\ntry s*ool 9 ano!r p>i% ,i f\nd t ! incumb5t _h be5 away = f\r mon?s by special leave f ! ,bi%op1 because 8 wife 0 ill1 & t he _h ?\ghtfully arrang$ = ! ,vic> ( ! adjo9+ p>i% 8to come ov] & give !m a s]vice on ,sunday aft]noons40 ,! b5efice 9 8 case 0 valu$ 9 ! 8,cl]gy ,li/0 at ov] #gjj a ye>1 ) a h\se4 ,^! cases ( neglect & ! worse cases ( evil-liv]s s\nd$ /range 9 ! e>s ( a ,civil ,s]vant ^: t5ure ( (fice 0 on a frail] foot+4 ,i us$ to po9t ! f+] ( scorn at ! ,bi%op1 :o might be suppos$ to int]v5e4 8,b h[ is he to get evid5ce80 8 def5d]s w\ld say4 ,i repli$ t if ,i 7 ,bi%op ) #e1jjj a ye>1 ,i %\ld hire a private detective & s5d him d[n to old ,booz]'s p>i% 7,rev4 ,o4 ,booz]1 ,great ,tipl+ham7 = a mon? to collect evid5ce4 ,b ,i 0 told ) "s w>m? t ! cl]gy w\ld consid] t a mo/ ung5tlemanly proce$+4 ,?is surely is to put v]m9 on a level ) game4 ,i said t ! *ur*es 7 magnific5t4 ,x is ano!r in/ance ( ! comp5satory t5d5cy ( ! gifts ( ,provid5ce1 t ugly c\ntries g5]ally h f9e *ur*es4 ,look at ,norfolk1 ,cambridge%ire1 ,nor?ampton%ire4 ,!re 0 a "t :5 ev5 ,holl& receiv$ ! b5efit ( ?is arrangem5t1 & did n build %anties r\nd ! bases ( its ca!drals4 ,! decay ( agriculture1 ! dim9ution ( ! rural population1 &1 above all1 ! migration ( ! weav]s to ! coalfields h wr\ght havoc ) ! congregations1 *>m ! ,rector nev] s wisely4 ,:o1 outside ,norfolk1 kn[s t 8wor/$0 gets its "n f ,wor/ead 9 ,ea/ ,norfolk1 a village ) a noble *ur* t might hold f #hjj to #a1jjj p8 ,i see 9 ! 8,cl]gy ,li/0 t ! population is n[ #gha1 ( :om #ed p] c5t4 might be expect$ to g to *ur*1 if !y valu$ /ati/ics--& our incomp>able ,liturgy4 ,take ano!r case4 ,!re 0 a "t :5 ,our ,lady ( ,wals+ham _h an extraord9>y reputation1 n only 9 ,engl& b 9 ! ,l[ ,c\ntries4 ,five ,engli% sov]eigns s\ght h] %r9e3 ?ree ,h5ries & two ,edw>ds4 ,erasmus visit$ x 9 #aeaa1 & wrote an acc\nt ( x1 :i* = wit1 irrev]5ce1 & g5]al impropriety c\ld h>dly be surpass$4#af ,! cult la/$ = #cjj ye>s1 & :5 x 0 at its height pilgrims came ov] 9 great numb]s to ,y>m\? & ,k+'s ,lynn1 & made _! way along a ,via ,sacra ( noble *ur*es & priories4 ,! f9e/ ( ea/]n c\nties' *ur*es1 9 my recollection1 is at ,sawell1 or ,sall1 )9 easy rea* ( ,wals+ham2 & x 0 sugge/$ t pilgrims 7 p]suad$ to drop a co9 or two at *ur*es on ! road1 :]eon ,sall fl\ri%$ 7,sall--pr(its--yes1 ,i see2 ,i leave x71 z did ! ,lady ,*apel at ,k+'s ,lynn1 & ! *ur*es on ! ,palm]s' way f ,london & ! ,s\?4 ,:5 ,i saw ! great *ur* 9 #ahgf x 0 go+ fa/ to decay1 & ! sum m5tion$ z necess>y = repairs 0 al>m+4 ,! population 9 #aija 0 #aia4 ,9 ano!r ( ^! f9e *ur*es ,i f\nd ! ,rector 9 mu* tr\ble4 ,bats _h got into ! ro( & multipli$4 ,! p>i% w\ld gladly h reta9$ ! ,pi$ ,pip] ( ,hamel9 to rid !m ( _! foes2 besides ord9>y pollution !y _h made ! *ur* _! slaught]-h\se & _! d9+-room--! w+s ( mo?s1 & all sorts ( g>bage lay ab\t4 8,bats60 said ! ,rector1 :o 0 a ,biblical s*ol>2 8,isaiah c\ples !m ) ! moles1 accord+ to our translation1 b ,i d\bt :e!r *ephor p]o? ref]s to moles40 8,p]haps x 0 ! *ur* m\se80 ,i sugge/$4 8,bats10 he w5t on1 aft] giv+ me a suspici\s glance1 8are cle>ly indicat$ by ! ^w atalleph40 8,x is y/lumod 9 ,wel%10 ,i said1 n to be ov]cr[$ by a ,rural ,dean1 8& ,fl$]maus 9 ,g]man2 flitt]m\se 9 ,b5 ,jonson40 ,b ! ,rector 0 int5t on murd]1 & he$$ n my p$antic flippancies3 8,bats10 he repeat$1 ) a f>-away look 9 8 eyes4 ,:at a p>ody ,calv]ley w\ld h made3 8,!y hunt$ = mo?s 9 ! ,rector's g>d51 ,& ?\gh !y possibly no h>m meant1 ,!y litt]$ ! pew ( ! ,*ur*w>d53 ,!y spoil$ ! gold ( ! ,t5? ,comm&m5t40 ,t is a bad rhyme3 ,i am n equal to ! task4 ,! case 0 s]i\s3 :at did ,i sugge/8 ,i said x 0 r out ( my prov9ce3 bats nev] built 9 s*ools3 _h he tri$ inc5se8 ,8 eyes 7 aga9 fix$ int5tly on me1 b ,i gaz$ at ! ro(4 ,x seem$ t ! good man 0 ,l[4 ,h[ 0 ,i to "k8 ,f9ally he gave me cr$it = guilelessness4 8,b :at w\ld ! ,ar*deacon say80 ,i inf]r$ t ! ,ar*deacon also 0 ,l[4 ,c]ta9ly ! bats 7 ,high4 ,x is sad t ,i _c c>ry ! tale fur!r4 ,did he try ! rem$y8 ,i _c b ?9k t 8good /rong ?ick /upefy+ inc5se-smoke10 su* z ,br[n+'s ,bi%op lov$ to ta/e1 w\ld h evict$ ! *eiropt]a4 ,fe> ( ! ,ar*deacon might h held ! ,rector's h& :5 ,div9e ,s]vice 0 t[>d1 b ,i suspect he w\ld /ill h six week-days undi/urb$4 ,?is 0 n ! only in/ance ( want ( practical common-s5se 9 ! managem5t ( ! freehold4 ,ano!r incumb5t rem>k$ to me t he c\ldn't und]/& :y 8 p didn't come to *ur*4 ,i ?\ght x might be t 8 prea*+ 0 det]r5t1 b polit5ess sugge/$ 8! s++80 8,oh no2 x isn't ! s++3 !re's pl5ty ( t4 ,to be sure10 he add$ p5sively1 z if ! ?\ght came to him = ! fir/ "t1 8x may be t x is because !re is no heat+ app>atus40 ,t is "o ( ! drawbacks ( (ficial life4 ,y _c tell a s*ool manag] :at y really ?9k ( him4 ,if 8 *ur* _h be5 a s*ool1 we %\ld h tak5 a t5? (f 8 grant aft] a ye>'s w>n+2 & ! next ye>1 if 8 s*ool 0 /ill un9habitable1 we %\ld h /ruck x (f ! li/4 ,no d\bt 9 ,norfolk1 z else:]e1 a great *ange has come ov] ! c\ntry cl]gy4 ,mo/ ( ! valuable liv+s 9 t diocese 7 9 ! gift ( ! ,cambridge colleges1 & probably at ,cambridge1 z at ,ox=d1 cl]ical fell[s hung ab\t ! comb9ation rooms = ye>s1 ei!r giv+ indiff]5t lectures1 or1 9 ! pref]able alt]native1 m]ely consum+ ! college port2 :ile !y wait$ = ! %oes ( ri*ly b5efic$ incumb5ts1 :o %[$ an indec5t reluctance to put !m (f4 ,x 0 (t5 discov]$1 :5 ! long-def]r$ inh]itance fell 91 t !re 0 lurk+ 9 ! backgr\nd a virg91 :o _h b too (t5 pass$ ! fl[] ( h] y\?1 & :o ?us t>dily became ,rectoress ,consort4 ,a /range c\ple !y w\ld be to adm9i/] ! affairs ( a c\ntry p>i%4 ,b ?\gh too (t5 hamp]$ by lack ( tra9+1 & sometimes by lack ( zeal1 9 _! ecclesia/ical duties1 !y did mu* = education4 ,! traditions ( a college liv+ requir$1 long be=e ! ,act ( #ahgj1 t !re %\ld be a p>o*ial s*ool1 & !y built g5]\sly1 if 8n accord+ to k03 /range s*ools 9 ! ,univ]sity-,go?ic /yle2 ext]nally picturesque2 int]nally ill-light$1 ill-v5tilat$1 ill-w>m$2 b no worse ?an y w\ld f9d 9 ! great public s*ools4 ,& ,mrs4 ,rector look$ aft] ! sew+1 & ! girls' ailm5ts2 & bo? husb& & wife 7 dilig5t att5dance (fic]s1 brib+1 ?reat5+1 p]suad+ p>5ts & *ildr54 ,let me n omit to add t "s ( ^! ex-dons 7 ( ! salt ( ! e>?1 ?\gh n too e>?y4 ,i knew !m only z s*ool manag]s1 b x 0 suffici5tly cle> t 9 su* cases ! s*ool 0 "p ( an admirably organiz$ p>i%3 _! acqua9tance ) ! *ildr51 & _! complete k ( ! home life ( ! *ildr5 nev] ceas$ to surprise & int]e/ me3 ! discipl9e & ! s*ool "w 7 pro( ( ! ,rector's wat*ful eye2 & ! greet+ ( ! tea*]s %[$ ! affectionate respect 9 :i* he 0 held4 ,?ree great *anges h come ab\t 9 ! la/ =ty ye>s4 ,! abolition ( cl]ical fell[%ips has cut (f ! supply ( academical idl]s4 ,x is h>d n[adays = a college to f9d m5 to take ! college liv+s4 8,& oh1 ! heavy *ange10 ! collapse ( agriculture 9 corn-gr[+1 & ! consequ5t fall 9 r5tal ( glebe l&s1 & 9 ti!1 h all b ext+ui%$ ! old-fa%ion$ broadclo? ,rector4 ,?irdly1 rec5t legislation has all b ext+ui%$ ! crim9\s cl]k1 & made x comp>atively easy to /ir up ! m]e idl]4 ,are ! p grateful8 ,i d\bt x4 ,!y grumbl$ at ! old /yle1 & !y grumble at ! new /yle2 b !y made m out ( ! old /yle4 ,a few ye>s ago ,i happ5$ to be 9 ,wales1 &1 meet+ a fruit-sell] ) a c>t be>+ ! "n ( ,llanbe?1 ,i got into conv]sation ) him1 & casually enquir$ :e!r my old fri5d1 ! ,rev4 ,j4 ,jones1 sometime ,rector ( ,llanbe?1 0 /ill liv+4 ,no3 he 0 dead1 & ,rev]5d ,williams reign$ 9 8 /ead4 ,i express$ sorr[4 8,f]y diff]5t g5tleman n[10 said ! fruit man1 disp>ag+ly3 8,i am p>i% cl]k1 & ,i "k3 f]y diff]5t g5tlem5 ef]y:]e4 ,yes1 sure40 ,& ! wret* le]$ hide\sly4 8,well1 ,i w tell y10 he cont9u$ unask$1 8!y are m5 t h fail$ at ! ,in/itu%un 7mean+ ! ,tra9+ ,college1 !n at ,c>n>von72 t iss :at !y are40 8,aft] all10 ,i sugge/$1 8!y are bett] m5 n[80 8,well1 ,i w tell y3 !y are m m5 ( ! _w3 t iss :at !y are40 8,b1 at lea/10 ,i plead$1 8!y don't dr9k80 8,no-a1 inde$2 because !y c't af=d x3 ,else----0 8,?\ %alt n escape calumny10 said ,hamlet4 8,did a day's "w80 8,yes3 because he is a man ( ! _w40 8,didn't get drunk80 8,no3 c't af=d x40 ,& ev5 ! wise & 7comp>atively7 virtu\s ,inspector1 :5 he meets 9 s*ool ! man ( ! _w1 :o 9 g5]al demean\r comp>es unfav\rably ) ! s*oolma/]1 rememb]s easy-go+ old ,broadclo? ) a sigh1 & hopes ! new broom w sweep clean4 ,,footnotes3 #ae ,see 8,memoir ( ,dean ,g\lburn10 page #ae4 #af ,f a pr(essional po9t ( view ,erasmus' ,geography 0 lam5table4 ,he speaks ( 8?is sea-side sa9t10 & says t ! place is on 8! extreme coa/ ( ,engl& on ! ,nor? ,we/40 ,x is #g miles f ! ,wa%4 ,,*apt] ,,xi ,,mill]',s 8,a m]ri] man ,)9 ! limit ( becom+ mir? ,i nev] sp5t an h\r's talk )al40 ,love's ,lab\r's ,lo/4 ,x 0 n 9 ,norfolk t ,i met ! ,rev4 ,joseph ,mill]1 ,hon4 ,canon ( 8 ,ca!dral1 ,rural ,dean1 & =m]ly ,fell[ & ,tutor ( "s ,college 9 ,ox=d4 ,hav+ at "o "t or ano!r inspect$ s*ools 9 t5 diff]5t c\nties ,i may leave ! v5ue unc]ta94 ,x is m]ely = conv5i5ce t ,i record ! visit "h4 ,at ! "t :5 ,i made 8 acqua9tance1 he _h acquir$ "s notoriety 9 cl]ical circles 9 a s+ul> way4 ,9 ^? days--,i "k n :e!r ! rule is alt]$--! ,bampton ,lectur] at ,ox=d 0 appo9t$ by a committee3 !re 0 a li/ ( subjects to :i* ! lectur] 0 conf9$1 & any "o :o felt a call to ! ,univ]sity pulpit s5t 9 8 application1 specify+ ! p>ticul> subject ^u :i* he 0 mov$ to disc\rse4 ,mill] propos$ to give a c\rse ( lectures on 8,! ,failure ( ,moses40 ,i suppose he s5t 9 a syllabus ) 8 application3 b possibly ! syllabus :i* he %[$ me 0 made m]ely = 8 own use4 ,! argum5t1 briefly /at$1 0 t 9 spite ( ! div9e & miracul\s assi/ance :i* x enjoy$2 9 spite ( ! purity & simplicity ( its doctr9es1 ! ,mosaic sy/em _h nev] up to ! "t ( ! ,captivity spread ov] ev5 ! little c\ntry ( ,pale/9e4 ,assum+ ! correctness ( ! popul> *ronology1 !re 0 an int]val ( #hha ye>s betwe5 ! ,exodus & ! ,captivity1 & at no "t dur+ t p]iod 0 ! c\ntry z a :ole free f gross idolatry4 ,b aft] ! return f ! ,captivity idolatry seems to h disappe>$ 9 ! c\rse ( ye>s2 at lea/ !re is no m5tion ( x 9 ! ,gospels4 ,to :at 0 ?is *ange due8 ,cle>ly to ! introduction f ! ,ea/ ( ! doctr9e ( a future life1 ) future rew>ds & puni%m5ts4 ,moses & 8 foll[]s 7said ! ,canon7 promis$ temporal prosp]ity to ! righte\s1 & 9 ! end ru9 to ! ungodly4 ,?is 0 n ! common exp]i5ce1 & ! p1 seem+ to ga9 little by virtue 9 ?is _w1 & hav+ no hope = ano!r1 tri$ o!r =ms ( wor%ip1 :i* comb9$ pleasure ) religion4 ,solomon1 :o 0 /rong en\gh to en=ce uni=mity1 became ! f\nd] ( ! doctr9es ( ,religi\s ,equality & ,concurr5t ,end[m5t1 & appli$ !m to 8 own h\sehold4 ,!n came ! s*ism1 & ?+s became worse4 ,mill]'s description ( ,j]oboam z ! fir/ ,home ,rul]1 ! p>5t ( ,free ,*ur*es1 w\ld h convuls$ ! und]graduate gall]y4 ,! lectures w\ld h set ,ox=d 9 an upro> betwe5 ! ,torpids & ! ,eights1 & :5 publi%$ 9 ! foll[+ ye> w\ld h fill$ ! ,gu>dian & ! ,spectator ) correspond5ce4 ,!y w\ld ev5tually h attract$ ! att5tion ( ,convocation1 & odium !ologicum w\ld h blossom$ into a gravam51 or ev5 an articulus cl]i4 ,b x 0 n to be4 ,! committee *ose ano!r man1 & an in=mal message 0 s5t to ,mill] to ! effect t ! success or failure ( ,moses 0 n among ! ,bampton li/ ( subjects4 ,moreov]1 8 !ory 0 oppos$ to ,article ,,vii4 ,"o ,div9ity ,pr(essor privately compla9$ to ,mill]'s ,bi%op t he %\ld h a ,rural ,dean hold+ su* views 8directly contrav5+ ! ,articles40 8,let u see ! ,article10 said ! w>y ,bi%op2 & he op5$ a ,pray] ,book3 8,:]e=e !y are n to be he>d1 :i* feign t ! old ,fa!rs did look only = transitory promises40 8,x seems to me1 ,pr(essor1 t ! ,article is satisfi$4 ,! ,rural ,dean w n be he>d40 8,b1 my de> ,"l1 he may prea* ! same doctr9es f 8 own pulpit40 ,! ,bi%op pick$ up ,liddell & ,scott1 & turn$ to 8 fav\rite passage 9 t "w3 ---- 3 8e>ly-pr[l+ base-in=m+ sad-litigi\s plaguy ways0 8,!re is a bran* ( t ,society 9 ! ,diocese1 & ,i %all receive prompt intimation ( any brea* ( ,article ,,vii40 ,! ,pr(essor 8retir$ hurt10 z cricket]s w\ld put x2 & 8 score 0 #j4 ,mill] told me ! :ole /ory1 & probably improv$ x a little4 ,:o 7except ! pres5t *ronicl]7 does n ?r[ 9 a little p\rboire = ! ev] ?ir/y read]8 8,b10 he add$ ) mock resignation1 8x has co/ me a mitre4 ,junior ,proctor ,i 03 ,rural ,dean ,i am3 ,bi%op ,i %all nev] be4 ,d y rememb] ,scott's 7( ,balliol7 l9es on ,%uttlewor?1 ,w>d5 ( ,new1 :51 accord+ to ,common ,room gossip1 t dignit>y refra9$ f giv+ 8 vote = fe> ( imp]ill+ 8 promotion80 ,he op5$ a draw]1 & 9 ! v tones ( ! ,ma/] he read3 ' 1 ' 3 8,%uttlewor?1 ,w>d5 r5[n$1 l$ n 8 m5 to ! battle2 ,/&+ alo( f ! fray1 mu* afraid on acc\nt ( ! mitre40 8,no "o c say t ( me1 & ,i %all n we> ! mitre40 ,he nev] did3 b 9 fullness ( "t he made an excell5t ,dean4 ,"o ye> ,i s5t him =mal notice ( 8 s*ool inspection1 & receiv$ a pa!tic reply4 ,i _h *os5 ! v day :i* he _h fix$ = a ruridecanal meet+4 ,he c\ld n put x (f1 & he c\ld n leave 8 rurideacons un%eph]d$1 ev5 to wait ^u ,h4,m4,i4 ,w\ld ,i =give him1 &1 p>tly 9 evid5ce ( =giv5ess1 p>tly by way ( p5ance = hav+ select$ a day s obvi\sly unsuitable1 w\ld ,i d9e ) ! 8,rurideacons0 at #e4cj--old ,ox=d h\rs1 & conv5i5t 9 ! c\ntry1 because x enabl$ ! bre?r5 to d9e1 & to get home be=e d>k1 )\t 8fall+ out by ! way08 ,he add$ 9 a ,p4,s4--8,t[z] has got ! g\t & c't come40 ,i 0 glad ,t[z] c\ld n come3 ,i _h se5 him la/ at 8 own s*ool1 :5 he 0 mad ) g\t1 & %ook 8 fi/ at me 9 8 fury4 ,mill] knew ?is4 ,on ! appo9t$ day ,i exam9$ ! s*ool1 &1 :5 ! aft]noon "w 0 done1 /roll$ up to ! ,rectory1 to wait = ! arrival ( ! exhau/$ cl]ics4 ,!re 7 sev5 or eight ( !m at d9n]3 ! re/ w5t empty away4 ,x w\ld be easy to describe ! gue/s individually1 b all ! cl]gy betwe5 ! ,nor? ,sea & ! ,iri% ,*annel1 betwe5 ,c>lisle & ! bord]s ( ,salop1 w\ld wa/e _! preci\s "t 9 hunt+ = ! l9eam5ts ( !mselves1 or _! neighb\rs4 ,i ne$ m5tion only two3 fir/1 ! ,ar*deacon1 :o _h views ab\t ! ,burials ,bill 7:i* 0 ! burn+ "q ( t day71 ! ,revis$ ,v]sion1 & ! ,unity ( ,*ri/5dom4 ,he 0 full ( goodness2 r lack+ 9 hum\r1 & r ho/ile to inspectors1 :om he reg>d$ z a lay & inf]ior =m ( ar*deacon4 ,!re 7 two ,ar*deacons 9 ! diocese1 bo? wor?y1 & bo? wood52 s t ,canon ,mill] _h said1 9 8 epigrammatic way1 8,! ,ar*deacon is ! oculus episcopi1 & our ,bi%op suff]s f t =m ( oph?almia :i* is kn[n to ! faculty z amaurosis1 or dullness ( sight40 ,! o!r notable 0 ! ,rev4 ,o4 ,goodfell[4 ,he 0 ! butt ( ! ,rural ,dean]y4 ,= five t$i\s ye>s he _h toil$ at ,ox=d = 8 degree2 8 college _h eject$ him at ! end ( 8 f\r? ye>1 & he _h tak5 refuge 9 a ,hall4 ,!re he exhau/$ ! pass-coa*es ( ,ox=d1 & he might h exhau/$ 8 fa!r's pati5ce1 b a s(t-he>t$ exam9] took pity on him1 & 8 fate 0 l t ( ,augu/us ,smalls ( old3 8,m5 said he made /range answ]s ,9 8 ,div9ity2 ,& t /range words 7 9 8 ,prose ,can9e to a degree3 ,b !y call$ 8 viv voce #8,fair1' ,& !y said 8 books w\ld d2 ,& native *eek1 :]e facts 7 weak1 ,br\ght him 9 triumph ?r\gh40 ,possibly he might h done bett] 9 ! s*ools if he _h n devot$ ! ,octob] t]m to football1 ! ,l5t t]m to ! ,torpids1 & ! summ] t]m to cricket4 ,!re is little "t = read+1 if a man really tries to d 8 duty by 8 college 9 ^! ?ree bran*es ( indu/ry4 ,9 8 p>o*ial "w 8 a?letics help$ him greatly2 = ! re/ he 0 ! mo/ good-natur$ ( m51 & 8 wife 0 *>m+4 ,e "o laugh$ at him1 & ev]ybody lik$ him4 ,also he 0 kn[n to all m5 z ,rob94 ,! d9n] 0 simple & good2 ! conv]sation 0 v>i$1 except 9 two directions3 ! ,canon ann\nc$ at ! outset t if any "o m5tion$ ! ,burials ,bill or ! ^w 8education0 he %\ld be sconc$4 ,?is1 z my neighb\r on ! left rem>k$ sotto voce1 trump$ ! ,ar*deacon's be/ trick1 & left me )\t a c>d to lead4 ,i h omitt$ to m5tion ,mrs4 ,mill]1 mo/ delightful ( ho/esses1 :om ,i1 8z ! repres5tative ( ! ,cr[n10 _h1 ) fri5dly laught]1 be5 in/ruct$ to take 9 to d9n]4 ,at ?is mom5t %e ask$ me confid5tially :at w\ld happ5 if %e 7 sconc$4 ,i told h] t ! p5alty 9 ! case ( a man 0 to pay = a qu>t ( be] = ! company2 b t if ! sconcee c\ld dr9k ! :ole qu>t )\t /opp+ to take brea?1 ! p5alty reb\nd$ on to ! in=m]2 presumably 9 ! cases ( 8lunatics1 infants1 & m>ri$ wom50 7"u ! law ( t date7 ! gu>dian1 p>5t1 or husb& w\ld be liable4 ,i gave ?is legal op9ion ) "s solemnity1 & ! company r emb>rass$ me by susp5d+ _! conv]sation t !y might he> ! decision ( ! ,c\rt4 ,! ,ar*deacon1 :o1 l ,/4 ,pet]1 80 himself a m>ri$ man10 %[$ m>k$ disapproval1 & ,i ha/ily div]t$ discussion by add+ t ,i _h se5 ! draught complet$1 & ! p5alty reflect$4 ,johnson1 my left-h& neighb\r1 a ,york%ire man1 said t 9 8 c\nty x w\ld n be a rem>kable feat4 8,i rememb] a case 9 po9t10 he cont9u$2 8a discussion arose at ! #8,r$ ,lion' 9 ----ton1 :e!r any man c\ld dr9k two qu>ts )\t /opp+ to take brea?4 ,f9ally x 0 agre$ t if su* a man exi/$1 x 0 ,w ,pike4 ,bets 7 made1 ,w 0 s5t =1 & ! case 0 laid frankly be=e him2 w\ld he try8 8,to ! surprise ( 8 back]s he hesitat$1 & at la/ ask$ :e!r !y c\ld give him a two-?ree m9utes j to see ab\t x4 ,?is 0 conc$$2 ,w retir$1 & 9 less ?an ?ree m9utes he return$1 & drank 8 two qu>ts 9 mann] prescrib$4 ,! opposition paid up1 b "o man1 feel+ a little sore1 compla9$ ( ! delay4 ,:y didn't ,w beg9 at once8 8,w hesitat$ a m9ute1 & !n confess$ t he himself didn't feel q sure ( 8 ability--,i might say #8capacity'--s1 to make sure1 he _h j /epp$ d[n to ! #8,black ,lion' to try4 ,z he /ood !re1 he conta9$ f\r qu>ts40 ,mrs4 ,mill] 0 q unmov$ by ! horror ( ?is anecdote2 %e laugh$ ) ! re/1 b add$ a ^w ( caution to me3 8,!y d v /range ?+s 9 ,york%ire1 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley2 if y c\ld he> ,mr4 ,johnson's fi%+ /ories1 y w\ld add to y\r k ( natural hi/ory40 8,?is is h>d10 said ,johnson1 pla9tively2 8,mrs4 ,mill] alludes to a v rem>kable exp]i5ce ( m9e la/ ,june4 ,i 0 fi%+ = tr\t 9 ! ,we/ ,rid+1 & a f>m] (f]$ to %[ me ! way1 & gave me "s h9ts4 ,he po9t$ out ! be/ pool to beg9 on2 advis$ a p>ticul> fly2 & specially *>g$ me1 :5 ,i hook$ a tr\t1 n to let ! l9e get slack1 or ! fi% w\ld get cle>4 ,a big tr\t took ! f>m]'s pet fly1 & by bad luck ,i /umbl$ aga9/ a root1 let ! l9e slack z ,i fell1 & 9 a mom5t ! fi% drew ! l9e ov] a %>p-edg$ rock1 cut x1 & sank4 8#8,n[ wat* him1' said ! f>m]3 ,i saw t tr\t sl[ly rise1 & swim to a log t *eck$ ! curr5t3 !re x work$ ) its m\? aga9/ ! wood1 till x _h extract$ ! hook3 x caught ! hook betwe5 its jaws2 swam close to ! log1 & delib]ately plant$ x ) its b>b fix$ 9 ! s(t wood4 ,f9ally x drew back1 & contemplat$ its trophies4 ,!re 0 a complete r[1 ,janu>y1 ,febru>y1 ,m>*1 ,april1 ! ,mayfly44440 ,a %\t ( indignant laught] cut %ort ! li/4 ,only ! ,ar*deacon 0 grave4 ,he wait$ till ! 8mir? unseemly0 0 done1 & !n 9 solemn tones ask$ ,johnson :e!r ?is _h really happ5$ to him4 8,well1 n exactly to me1 ,i admit3 x 0 a fri5d ( m9e :o witness$ ! feat3 b ! /ory is m effective 9 ! fir/ p]son4 ,i hope1 ,mr4 ,ar*deacon1 y don't d\bt my fri5d's v]acity8 ,he is a ,diocesan ,inspector40 8,oh1 n at all10 said ! o!r ha/ily4 ,b he look$ grave1 & ,mrs4 ,mill] crumbl$ h] bread4 8,v he>ty1 g5ial sort ( folk 9 ,york%ire1 are !y n80 ,i int]pos$ by way ( eir5icon4 8,v mu* s3 n q t ref9em5t ( ?\ght & mann] :i* /amps ! ca/e (--er--! ,l[] ,h\se ( ,convocation10 said he1 ) a glance at ! sceptic4 8,i rememb] a s+ul> in/ance ( ?is s-to-say lack ( delicacy4 ,a "y doctor 9 my fir/ p>i% 0 com+ home late at night1 :5 he he>d ! noise ( :eels2 !n a cra%1 & !n a %\t4 ,he ran ha/ily 9 ! direction ( ! s\nd1 & by ! help ( a feeble moon & a c>t-lant]n f\nd a "y colli] 9 difficulties3 a :eel _h come (f ! c>t1 & he 0 extricat+ :at seem$ to be a long box4 ,! doctor (f]$ fir/ aid1 :i* 0 readily accept$4 8#8,aw've 'ad a reight mullock 7a regul> mis=tune71 ?a' sees4 ,aw've be5 ovv] tut t',union1 :e] ar owd man de$1 an gett5 leeave to tak 'im hooam1 & burry 'im 9 t' ,*ur* y>d1 an n> me c>t is brokk5 daan3 aw s'all hav to leeave all t' job 9 t' field :ol morn9'4 ,n[t'll mell 7m$dle7 on 'em4' 8,x 0 8 fa!r6 8,! doctor gave a h&1 & toge!r !y c>ri$ ! light %ell d[n ?r\gh ! gateway into ! field1 & left x 9 a corn]4 ,! driv] turn$ 8 lant]n on 8 help]'s face1 & said briskly3 8#8,:y1 x's ,mai/] ,smi?1 t' yung doctor1 = sew]8' 8,smi? ass5t$4 8#8,si!e1' said ! colli] confid5tially2 #8aw'll tell ?a wot aw'll d'2 &1 com+ closely to him1 he said 9 an und]tone1 #8,aw'll sell ?a t'owd un f] awf a crawn4' 8,x 0 8 fa!r40 ,mrs4 ,mill] %udd]$4 8,if any "o m5tions ,york%ire aga910 %e decl>$1 8,i w talk ab\t ! ,burials ,bill 7:i* seems mu* want$ 9 t c\nty71 & if ! ,canon is sconc$1 & dr9ks all t be]1 he w h ! g\t1 & ,i pity ! ,rural ,dean]y40 ,johnson *uckl$ ) ! satisfaction ( a man :o has hit ! m>k1 & ! conv]sation became g5]al4 ,! ,ar*deacon tri$ to int]e/ our ho/ess 9 ! ,revis$ ,v]sion1 b %e did n "k ! aori/ f ! paulo-po/-futurum4 ,%e skilfully play$ a spade1 & introduc$ g>d5+3 b he did n "k a pel>gonium f a pot5tilla4 ,!n %e l$ a small club1 & br\ght 9 ! ,girls' ,fri5dly ,society ,annual ,meet+1 & he foll[$ suit4 ,"s "o m5tion$ ! ,bi%op1 & ?\gh n mu* c\ld be said ab\t ! local ,diocesan 9 ! ,ar*deacon's pres5ce--= z y w\ld n abuse a man's eye to ! own]1 s y %\ld n abuse ! own] to ! eye--yet x l$ to talk ab\t bi%ops g5]ally1 & we became anecdotical1 z we ate our gooseb]ry t>t4 ,at t date m5 told /ories ( ,s4 ,wilb]=ce1 & ,magee3 ,/ubbs & ,temple 7 n yet 9 all m5's m\?s4 ,mo/ ( ! /ories 7 famili>1 b we enjoy$ !m z old fri5ds1 & 9 ! tell+ ( !m1 & 9 ! subsequ5t discussion1 curi\s light 0 ?r[n on ! gradual accretion & expansion to :i* su* leg5ds are subject4 ,9 ! case ( "o well-kn[n /ory we 7 able to trace ! aborig9al my?3 8,bi%op ,magee 0 at a meet+ ( bi%ops1 discuss+ ! rubrical words #8,be=e ! table4' ,he wrote on a bit ( pap]1 & pass$ x to a colleague3 8#8,be=e ! table' means #8at ! nor? end ( ! table4' ,qu43 0 #8! pip] t play$ be=e ,moses' /&+ at ! nor? end ( ,moses80 ,& ?is is ! complete leg5d1 _m ye>s y\ng]4 ,! ,bi%op ( ,pet]bor\gh 0 /&+ on a railway plat=m 9 ,nor?ampton%ire1 wait+ = a tra91 :5 he 0 acco/$ by a prom95t ,evangelical cl]gyman 9 8 diocese1 :o 0 mu* ex]cis$ ab\t ! "q ( ! 8,ea/]n ,position40 8,my ,"l10 said ! latt]1 8! case is p]fectly cle>3 :5 ! rubric says #8,be=e ! table' x means /&+ #8at ! nor? end ( ! table4'0 8,i see10 repli$ ! ,bi%op1 m$itatively2 89 my c\ntry we h a say+1 #8,by ! pip] t play$ be=e ,moses'3 hi!rto ,i h always suppos$ t ! pip] /ood 9 front ( ,moses3 n[ ,i see t he /ood at ! nor? end ( ,moses4 ,"h is my tra93 good morn+40 ,! /ories ( ,wilb]=ce 7 equally famili>1 & all w5t to illu/rate :at we may call 8 diplomatic tal5t4 ,"o came f private s\rces1 & may p]haps be record$ "h4 ,a man fre% f ! ,ox=d diocese told x3 ,!re 0 a great function ( "s sort 9 a *ur* ne> ,ox=d1 & _m cl]gy _h assembl$ to meet ! ,bi%op1 & 7 us+ ! s*oolroom z a ve/ry4 ,five m9utes be=e s]vice "t ! ,rector came 9 great tr\ble to ,wilb]=ce3 ! cl]gy _h be5 specially reque/$ to br+ _! surplices1 b ,mr4 ,a4 & ,mr4 ,b4 _h come ) black g[ns1 & ! effect w\ld be ru9$3 w\ld ! ,bi%op speak to !m8 8,my de> ,mr4 ,x41 leave !m to me10 0 ! only reply4 ,?ree m9utes pass$1 & aga9 ! ,rector plead$ = help3 8,leave !m to me10 0 repeat$4 ,j be=e ! clock /ruck ! ,bi%op mov$ d[n to ! two black-legs4 8,h[ d y d1 ,mr4 ,a48 s glad to see y "h3 w y read ! fir/ lesson = u8 ,h[ d y d1 ,mr4 ,b48 w y read ! second lesson8 s mu* oblig$40 ,greatly flatt]$1 ! two m5 ha/ily borr[$ :ite robes1 & ! situation 0 sav$4 8,t10 he add$1 8is a true /ory40 ,i res5t ?is sort ( w>ranty4 ,x has a t5d5cy 7fir/ly7 to imply t previ\s /ories 7 n true3 7secondly7 to assume t tru? is bett] ?an fiction4 ,mov$ by ?is feel+ ,i v5tur$ to int]pose4 ,if tru? 0 to ga9 extra m>ks1 ,i knew a ,wilb]=ce /ory ( su* au!nticity t x 0 v\*$ by a ,judge ( ! ,common ,pleas1 & a ,bi%op3 & ,i (f]$ ?is contribution to ! *ronicles ( ! ev5+3 ,x happ5$ j aft] ! ,summ] ,assizes at ,ox=d t ,mr4 ,ju/ice ,keat+ 0 go+ on to ,worce/]2 & 9 ! c>riage ) him 7among o!rs7 0 ,bi%op ,wilb]=ce4 ,opposite ! latt] 0 a seat unt5ant$1 b litt]$ ) correspond5ce4 ,a lady look$ 91 j be=e ! tra9 0 />t+1 & ask$ :e!r ! empty seat 0 engag$3 8,occupi$10 said ! c\rtly prelate ) a c\rtly smile1 & ! lady mov$ hurri$ly on4 ,he turn$ to ! judge3 8#8,occupi$1' n #8,engag$'2 y obs]ve ! di/9ction3 ,i h a great deal ( "w to d 9 ! tra91 & ! gu>d is good en\gh to all[ me ! use ( a second seat = my pap]s40 ,! judge1 an ,iri%man by bir?1 0 mu* tickl$1 & told ! /ory to a fri5d 9 ,london4 ,! fri5d repeat$ x at a d9n] table1 :]e ,ar*deacon ,john ,all5 ( ,salop 0 a fell[ gue/2 & conclud$ ) mu* virtu\s indignation1 boldly ass]t+ t ! di/9ction 0 inconsi/5t ) hone/y4 ,! ,ar*deacon 0 ! mo/ excell5t & ! mo/ combative ( m51 except 8 bro!r ,ar*deacon ( ,taunton 7,d5ison74 ,he w5t to ! root ( ! matt] by d5y+ emphatically t ! ,bi%op ev] made ! rem>k1 & und]took to get 8 ,lord%ip's au?ority = 8 d5ial4 ,accord+ly he wrote to ,cuddesd5 t night3 told 8 /ory 9 full1 & ask$ = an (ficial contradiction4 ,! malign$ man v\*saf$ no answ]1 good or bad3 only he =w>d$ ! petition to ! ,bi%op ( ,li*field1 & wrote at ! bottom3 8,de> ,bi%op ( ,li*field1 ,c't y f9d some?+ = y\r ar*deacons to d8 ,y\rs always1 ,s4 ,oxon40 ,! man :o told me ! /ory _h1 ,i believe1 he>d x f ,sir ,h5ry ,keat+4 ,i repeat$ x to a cl]ical fri5d1 :o1 :5 ,i rea*$ ! end1 said1 8,yes1 t is q "r3 ,i 0 exam9+ *apla9 to ! ,bi%op ( ,li*field1 & he told me ! /ory40 ,a vehem5t discussion arose dur+ dess]t3 "s accus+1 o!rs excus+1 & ,mrs4 ,mill] look$ anxi\s4 ,b ! ,canon broke 91 j z %e 0 prep>+ to retreat to ! draw+-room3 8,:y10 he exclaim$1 8d y h two /&>ds ( morality8 ,let me tell y two /ories3 ,i _c tell !m 9 p>allel columns1 b y mu/ put !m side by side 9 y\r m9ds40 ,he told !m 9 ord]1 & ,i1 ! *ronicl]1 put !m 9 p>allel columns3 ,! ,bi%op4 ,he w5t to a prov9cial t[n = "s function3 ! cl]gy & o!rs met 9 ! ,assembly room ( ! *ief hotel2 & !re 0 to be a procession ?r\gh ! /reets4 ,:ile !y 7 rob+1 an eld]ly f>m] came hurri$ly into ! room1 made /raight = ! ,bi%op1 & greet$ him he>tily4 8,h[ d y d-o80 said ! ,bi%op3 8s glad to see y3 h[ is ! old grey80 8,v he>ty1 ?ank ye1 my ,"l1 & ! grey m>e too3 v good ( y\r lord%ip to rememb] ! old lass40 8,s-o glad10 purr$ ! ,bi%op3 8s good ( y to come3 good bye40 8,:o's y\r fri5d80 said "o1 :5 ! door 0 %ut4 8,really1 ,i h no idea40 8,:y1 y ask$ him aft] 8 old grey40 8,yes10 repli$ ! ,bi%op reproa*fully2 8b :5 y see a man ) a great coat cov]$ ) grey hairs1 y may assume t he has be5 driv+ a grey horse40 ,! ,premi]4 ,"l ,palm]/on & ,sir ,j4 ,paget 7:o told ! /ory7 7 walk+ d[n ,bond ,/reet4 ,a man came up & salut$ ! /atesman4 8,h[ d y d1 ,"l ,palm]/on80 8,ah1 h[ d8 glad to see y3 h['s ! old compla9t80 ,! /rang]'s face cl\d$ ov]1 & he %ook 8 head3 8,no bett]40 8,de> me3 s sorry3 glad to h met y3 good bye40 8,:o's y\r fri5d80 said ,sir ,james :5 ! /rang] 0 gone4 8,no idea40 8,:y1 y ask$ ab\t 8 old compla9t60 8,pooh1 pooh10 repli$ ! o!r1 unconc]n$ly3 8! old fell['s well ov] #fj2 b\nd to h some?+ ! matt] ) him40 8,n[ :5 y he> "o /ory1 y say1 #8,good old ,pam' & admire 8 worldly wisdom3 :5 y he> ! o!r1 y say #8,h[ l ,sam' & deplore 8 crafty cunn+40 ,we look$ at "o ano!r1 & %ame cov]$ our faces4 8,agre$10 said ,johnson3 8,s4 ,oxon 0 great2 he 0 g5ial1 & he 0 witty4 ,:at 0 8 be/ say+8 ,i am incl9$ to give ! fir/ prize to 8 comm5t on ,bi%op ,x's m>riage4 ,let me recite x4 ,! ,bi%op1 y rememb]1 m>ri$ "s "o ( humble /ation1 & t s quietly t no "o knew ( x = "s "t4 ,!n !re 0 an outcry1 & ! ,bi%op resign$ ! see4 ,?is 0 report$ to ,wilb]=ce1 :o rem>k$ t 8 "r-rev]5d bro!r might fitly be appo9t$ to ! ,see ( ,ossory & ,f]ns1 !n vacant1 = he believ$ f]ns 7 cryptogam\s40 ,! laught] 0 p>tial1 = c]ta9ly ,goodfell[1 & possibly ano!r1 besides ,mrs4 ,mill]1 fail$ to cat* ! po9t1 & ! ,ar*deacon seem$ 9 d\bt :e!r ! /ory 7 q prop]3 b ,mrs4 ,mill] turn$ calmly to me1 & begg$ t ,i w\ld p]=m ! necess>y surgical op]ation1 if ,i 0 q sure----eh8 8,q safe10 ,i assur$ h]3 8,i exam9e 9 ,botany3 plants :i* h visible fl[]s & s on are phan]ogams3 ! o!rs1 :i* m>ry 9 secret1 are cryptogam\s3 f]ns are cryptogams40 8,no joke c survive a po/ mortem03 ,mrs4 ,mill] smil$ sadly & left u4 8,h a cig> be=e y g80 said our ho/1 & we made = ! /udy4 ,,*apt] ,,xii ,,mill]',s ,,/udy 8,p]eant qui ante nos no/ra n>rav]9t40 ,b n all4 ,i /opp$ 9 ! hall to se>* my great-coat pocket = my pipe1 & ,i ov]he>d ! f>ewell ( ! ,ar*deacon4 ,dome/ic circum/ances call$ him home1 & ! ,canon rema9$ to see him (f ! premises4 ,x fell to me1 !re=e1 to break to ! o!rs ! news t ! v5]able "o w\ld n jo9 !m4 ,!y bore up4 8,he c't take my new hat10 said ! ,rev4 ,patrick ,o',bri51 ,,ll4,d41 8x hasn't ! curly brim3 b he gets fir/ pick ( ! umbrellas4 ,i suppose he 0 creat$ = "s wise purpose1 b he doesn't eat1 he doesn't dr9k1 he doesn't talk1 & he doesn't smoke4 ,hwat c ye d ) um80 ,& he lit a fat cig>4 8,rem9ds me ( :at ,top]s ( ,bras5ose said to ! ,pr(essor10 comm5t$ an eld]ly rector nam$ ,oldbury3 7,ox=d2 high & dry2 broadclo?1 silk hat1 bit ( a squ>son2 good old *ap74 8,d y rememb] ,top]s80 he ask$ me4 ,i plead$ comp>ative y\?4 8,ah1 ( c\rse4 ,well1 ,top]s & ano!r man 7 d9+ at ,balliol ,high ,table ) "o ( ! dons1 & ! only o!r don pres5t 0 ,pr(essor ,aldri*1 :o hat$ ,top]s & all 8 ways1 & 0 inf9itely disgu/$ to meet him z a gue/4 ,top]s 0 quick to see ?is1 & excell$ himself 9 wit & anecdote1 :ile ! ,pr(essor 0 mute4 ,! d9n] 0 prolong$3 ! und]graduates dep>t$3 ev5 ! s*ol> ^: duty x 0 to say ,grace 0 releas$1 :5 ,top]s turn$ to 8 ho/1 & plead$ = a bottle ( t admirable ,balliol port to mell[ ! ,/ilton4 ,?is 0 too mu* = ,aldri*3 he got up & said1 #8,g5tlem51 y w f9d c(fee 9 ! ,common-room1 :5 y are ready = x1' & he 0 /alk+ d[n ! empty hall4 8,top]s rose f 8 seat ) tragic solemnity3 #8,g1 sir1' he said1 ) a maje/ic wave ( 8 h&1 #8& take ) y t appreciation ( ! good ?+s ( ?is _w :i* ,heav5 has n giv5 y1 & ! conv]sation ( :i* we h he>d n a ^w4'0 ,ah me6 ,z ! o!rs laugh$1 ,i saw ! old ,hall1 n[ us$ z a libr>y1 ! ?ree black-g[n$ figures at ,high ,table1 ! empty ,hall half-light$1 & at ! f> end two or ?ree sc\ts :o 7 cle>+ away di%es1 turn+ /upidly to />e at ! %ort squ>e don ) firm-set *9 & gleam+ eyes2 :ile ,john de ,baliol1 ,d]vorguilla1 8 wife1 8& o!rs1 b5efactors ( ?is college10 9 _! gilt-fram$ pictures1 look$ on ) ! cold imp>tiality ( ,gallio4 8,top]s 0 a brilliant man10 said ,mill]1 free f 8 ,ar*deacon3 8he _h ! m>vell\s gift ( conc5tration :i* s few possess40 8,w\ld y call x absorption1 ,canon80 murmur$ ,johnson3 & !re 0 a /ifl$ laugh1 :i* annoy$ ,mill]3 ,top]s' weakness 0 notori\s4 8,conc5tration1 ,i pref]4 ,day aft] day he us$ to g to ,p>k]'s1 ! booksell]'s 9 ! ,broad1 & take up ! new book ( ! day4 ,z he /ood !re1 he read 9 spite ( all di/ractions1 & pick$ ! entire m>r[ ( x be=e he came away4 ,:at a faculty = a b>ri/]1 a judge1 a /atesman to possess6 ,yet he did no?+ b make epigrammatical rem>ks :i* are mo/ly =gott54 ,i nev] meet a man call$ ,littl] )\t ?9k+ ( ,top]s4 ,littl] came up = viv voce 9 ,collections3 #8,mr4 ,littl]1' said ,top]s ) v5om\s looks1 #8y\r ,greek prose is disgu/+1 y\r ,lat9 prose is disgu/+1 y\r translation is disgu/+1 & y\r "n is ungrammatical4'0 8,:at 0 8 "n80 ask$ ,goodfell[1 ^: m9d travels sl[ly4 8,top]s10 said ! n>rator ha/ily1 det]m9$ t !re %\ld be no m po/ mortems2 & w5t on1 :ile ,goodfell[ pond]$ on ! grammatical defects ( ?is prop] n\n3 8,x 0 sev]e2 b a m cau/ic address is record$ ( ! great ,dean ,mansel4 ,t em95t philosoph] 0 exam9+ a raw ,cockney 9 ,greek4 ,! lad came to ! ^w #8hippos1' :i* he pron\nc$ #8ippos1' & translat$ #8orse4' #8,i c und]/& y\r call+ x ,,orse1' drawl$ ,mansel1 #8= ,i suppose y\r fa!r & "m call$ x ,,orse1 & y nev] he>d x call$ any?+ else3 b ,i c't conceive :y y %\ld call x ,,ippos1 because ,i don't suppose !y ev] he>d ! expression4'0 8,mansel 0 great10 ,oldbury rem>k$3 8,tommy ,%ort 0 brilliant3 greate/ & mo/ brilliant 0 ,h5ry ,smi? ( ,balliol4 ,did y ev] he> 8 comm5t on ! ma!matical pap]s ( two ( 8 fri5ds8 ,br[n & ,jones 7 9 = :at is call$ #8,second ,s*ools1' t is to say1 a pass 9 ,ma!matical ,greats aft] ! ,classical ,hon\rs exam9ation4 #8,h[ did y get on to-day1 ,mr4 ,br[n8' he ask$4 8,br[n produc$ ! pap] ( ,que/ions3 #8,9 ! ,euclid ,i did t1 & t1 & t2 ,i left out ^?1 & ,i _h a %ot at ^?4 ,9 ! ,algebra ,i did ^?1 & left out ^?4' 8#8,oh yes1' said ,smi?1 )\t fa9te/ comm5t3 #8& ,mr4 ,jones1 :at did he d8' 8#8,9 ! ,euclid he did ^?1 & left out ^?2 9 ! ,algebra he did ^? & left out ^?4' 8#8,oh yes1' said ,smi? ) increas$ polit5ess3 #8!n ,i %\ld ?9k he w\ld be pl\gh$ ,,too4'0 ,:at evil _s prompt$ ,rob9 ,goodfell[ to ru% into ! fray8 ,:5 0 any anecdote ( 8 n condemn$8 ,yet at ?is mom5t he />t$ =w>d3 8,i say1 ,i he>d a good /ory ! o!r day10 he began1 *uckl+ feebly at ! rem9isc5ce2 8& ,i d\bt if ev5 y1 ,mill]1 ev] he>d x be=e4 ,a woman br\ght h] girl to be *ri/5$1 & :5 ! p>son1 y "k1 ask$ h] to "n ! *ild1 %e said1 #8,lu?y ?ir1' because %e lisp$1 don't y "k4 #8,lucif]6' said ! p>son1 #8y might z well call him ,beelzebub3 ,i %all *ri/5 him ,john1' & s he did4 ,good1 wasn't x80 ,! /ory 0 n well receiv$4 8,y've =gott5 ! end1 ,rob910 %\t$ "o man3 8:5 ,i fir/ he>d t /ory at a private s*ool 9 ,lanca%ire ab\t ?irty ye>s ago1 x w5t on3 8,b ! fa!r mutt]$1 #8,?a'/ call$ hoo ,jahn1 & hoo's a w5*4'0 7,g5]al ass5t47 ,! ,canon rose wra?fully f 8 seat3 8,goodfell[1 y call t a new /ory6 d y "k t x is to be f\nd 9 ! #8,life ( ,/4 ,augu/9e1' 9 ! *apt] describ+ 8 reception 9 ,k5t 9 ! ye> #eif8 ,:]e is ! book80 ,& he w5t to ! book%elves1 pick$ up a huge folio1 & read ) "s flu5cy3 ,inde1 precibus f9itis1 po/quam omnes disp]si ess5t1 adv5it fem9a filiolam 9 manibus g]5s4 8,quid petis1 mea filia0 inquit ,augu/9us3 8,ut infantem baptiz>e velis0 respondet mat]4 7,h'm1 x's v poor pr9t47 ,quo concesso omnes r$i]unt1 et ad ,fontem aggr$iebantur4 8,n[ t is v int]e/+10 int]pos$ ,johnson1 to give ! ,canon "t4 8,y see #8,fons' w\ld n be ! font1 ( c\rse1 b a spr+3 ,augu/9e1 no d\bt1 0 prea*+ on a hillside1 & at ! foot 9 ! mead[ !re w\ld be a fons1 or spr+4 ,i beg p>don = int]rupt+ y1 ,mill]40 8,n at all10 said ! ,canon1 gr9n+ ) complete und]/&+ ( ! motive3 he _h sp5t ! int]val 9 c>eful /udy ( ! folio1 & n[ resum$ m easily3 8,nom9a hunc infantem0 inquit sac]dos4 8,lu-lu-lucia0 respondit illa1 balbuti5s propt] qu&am hesitationem l+u4 8,quid dixi/i1 muli]80 petit ,augu/9us2 quippe qui--78#8quippe qui' is good10 mutt]$ ,johnson to me7--po/ tot p]icula p] t]ram et m>e1 et tantos labores paululum surdus erat2-- 8,is x #8erat' or #8esset'80 enquir$ ,johnson1 ) k9dly conc]n = ! ,lat9ity ( ,augu/9e1 or 8 biograph]4 8#8,esset' ( c\rse3 x's ! vile/ pr9t10 said ! ,canon1 smo!r+ a laugh3 8:]e 0 ,i8 h'm1 h'm03 surdus esset3 8num audes infanti mox ,*ri/iano futuro nom5 ,lucif]um ascrib]e8 quem ego c]te ,johannem appell>e mallem02 et ita factum e/4 8,!re1 ,goodfell[1 ,i ?9k t settles ! antiquity ( y\r /ory40 ,) furtive laught] we applaud$ ! /ud5t ( ,augu/9e4 ,rob91 :o l ,c$ric at ,torquil/one1 0 a little deaf 9 8 ,lat9 e>1 ask$ to be all[$ to read ! passage = himself3 b x happ5$ mo/ un=tunately t z ! book 0 be+ h&$ to him1 x fell1 & ! ref]5ce 0 lo/1 nor c\ld x be f\nd aga94 ,! conv]sation 0 hurri$ly *ang$ by ,johnson1 :o congratulat$ ! ,canon on 8 intimate acqua9tance ) ! ,fa!rs1 & also ) ! ,lat9 language4 8,"s ( u10 he w5t on to say1 8get a little ru/y 9 our dead languages4 ,la/ mon? ,i 0 d9+ ) my squire 7:o1 y "k1 is a s*ol>ly man7 & a cl]ical fri5d1 :o %all be nameless1 0 !re4 ,! squire reads ! lessons = me3 he does x well1 & ! p l to he> him4 ,aft] d9n] he sudd5ly ask$ me :e!r 9 read+ ! ,revelation he ought to say #8-mg' z a dactyl ) ! acc5t on ! ,o1 or #8 mgg]' z two words1 if y und]/& me4 ,i said ! latt] might be "r1 b x w\ld be z p$antic z ,sam>a1 or ,alex&ra3 ,i pref]r$ ! =m]4 ,& my cl]ical bro!r volunte]$ approval3 he said x 0 mg 9 ! orig9al ,hebrew4 ,& he made ! /atem5t q ) ! air ( a man :o _h ! gift ( tongues m ?an we all4 ,! squire />$1 b we made no rem>k1 & ! fell['s complac5cy 0 undi/urb$40 ,oldbury rem>k$ t n all ( u lose our acqua9tance ) ! classics4 ,he _h writt5 lately to ! ,bi%op 9 reply to a reque/ = in=mation z to *ur* att5dance3 & _h /at$ t on ,sunday morn+s ! att5dance 0 v good1 especially 9 ! case ( ag$ p2 b :e!r t 0 due to piety1 or to ! necessity ( adduc+ regul> *ur*-go+ z a condition prec$5t ( b5efit+ by ,tomk9s' dole1 he %\ld be sorry to say4 ,& ! ,bi%op wrote back3 8,sit dolus1 an virtus1 quis 9 ho/e requirat80 ,oldbury consid]$ t neat4 ,b ,mill] object$ t x only w5t to %[ t ev5 a bi%op knew ! second 8neid40 8,a little k is a dang]\s ?+10 said a man opposite1 :o 0 ! ,diocesan ,inspector ( ,religi\s ,k2 8,i 0 compla9+ to ,squire ,b41 :o1 y "k1 made 8 money 9 ! ,black ,c\ntry1 ab\t ! "* ( 8 s*oolma/]1 a notori\sly intemp]ate man3 8#8,well ( c\rse1' repli$ ! squire1 #8if we ev] f\nd him drunk1 we %\ld give him 8 s9e qu non at once4'0 ,goodfell[ _h be5 pond]+ sil5tly4 ,at ?is po9t he pu%$ 8 *air ne> ,johnson's1 & :isp]$1 8,i say1 did ,joe ,mill] make up all t rot ab\t ,/4 ,augu/9e80 8,my de> *ap10 repli$ ,johnson soo?+ly1 8:at1 all t8 #8,bradley's ,ex]cises' c\ldn't h done x "r (f3 x w\ld h tak5 ,cic]o all 8 "t40 8,well1 ( c\rse1 x 0 a long /ory10 ,rob9 admitt$2 & confid5ce 0 p>tially re/or$4 ,a bold /roke ( ,mill]'s complet$ ! "w4 ,i ?9k he mu/ h ov]he>d "p ( ,rob9's "q1 z he pass$ beh9d u to concoct a p>t+ dr9k = ,o',bri54 ,he return$ ) a po/ c>d 9 8 h&4 8,talk+ ( ,lat9 rem9ds me t ,i got a ,lat9 po/c>d f an old ,ox=d fri5d ?is morn+1 :i* y may l to he>3 8#8,dives quidam ad portas'--h'm1 let me translate x to save "t40 ,a c]ta9 ri* man hav+ arriv$ at ! gates ( heav5 begg$ ,/4 ,pet] to admit him into ! company ( ! ble/4 8,admit !e1 ,o ,dives80 said ! holy janitor3 8:at good ?+ ha/ ?\ done 9 ?y life80 ,dives paulisp] m$itatus--er--t is1 aft] a little ?\ght ,dives repli$1 8,once ,i gave an obol to a poor man :o ask$ an alms ( me40 8,"o obol6 ?\60 said ! sa9t3 8is !re no?+ m ( good80 8,& ano!r "t10 plead$ ,dives1 8on a v cold day1 a poor boy1 scantily clad & ill f$1 (f]$ to sell me = an obol a box ( fire-br++ /icks 7,i suppose ,dives meant mat*es71 & mov$ ) compassion1 ,i gave him ! obol1 nor accept$ ! /icks40 ,! sa9t1 mu* p]plex$1 turn+ to ! ,ar*angel ,mi*ael1 enquires :at %\ld be done3 8,o sancte ,petre0 inquit ille1 8hunc duobus obolis donatum ad ,orcum demittas40 8,:i*1 ,i ?9k1 we may translate #8give him twop5ce1 & s5d him d[n/airs4' ,l to see ! c>d1 ,goodfell[80 ,& ,rob9 0 satisfi$1 ?\gh ! ,lat9 0 beyond 8 grasp4 8,is x ,/4 ,augu/9e80 he ask$4 8,ulpian1 ,i ?9k1 f ! /yle10 repli$ ,mill]2 & ,rob9 tacitly admitt$ ,ulpian into ! company ( ,e>ly ,fa!rs4 8,i h a lot ( ^! c>ds10 said ,mill]2 8my fri5d supplies me ) ! ,common ,room anecdotes 9 ?is inexp5sive mann]4 ,"h is ano!r1 :i* ,i give 9 ,engli%--= ! sake ( ! ,inspector30 ,a c]ta9 und]graduate1 erudite & dev\t1 ,puseyite & ,augu/an1 w5t to 8 ,fa!r-,confessor2 &1 ! secrets ( 8 he>t hav+ be5 reveal$1 ask$ = absolution n )\t p5ance4 8,?\ ha/ err$1 my son10 said ! prie/1 dev\t b n erudite2 8g to ?y *amb] & recite ! ,att5dte40 8,x is %ort1 fa!r10 said ! "y man %udd]+4 8,!n say x twice10 repli$ ! ,confessor ) placid c\nt5ance4 8,:at is ! ,att5dte80 ,i ask$4 8,! #gh? ,psalm1 #8,att5dte1 popule1' #8,he> ,my law1 ,o ye p'2 #ae? ev5+1 don't y "k80 8,%ort60 said ,goodfell[3 8x's #gc v]ses60 ,& he hasn't se5 ! joke yet4 ,o',bri5 f9i%$ 8 /irrup-cup1 & obta9$ leave to g home3 he _h a sev5 miles' drive4 ,i 0 n sorry to lose him1 = ,i dislik$ ! man1 ?\gh he _h ! m]it ( furni%+ ! diocese ) a good /ory4 ,x is said t :5 he w5t up = ,ord9ation1 ! ,bi%op put him up = ! night1 or nights1 at ! ,palace ) ! o!r c&idates2 & on ! ,saturday night1 ?\gh !re 7 no outside gue/s1 ! exam9+ *apla9s & ! future prie/s & deacons made a l>ge p>ty at d9n]4 ,ab\t half way ?r\gh ! meal ! att5tion ( all 0 arre/$ by ! voice ( ,mr4 ,o',bri5 address+ ! ,bi%op3 8,h ye read my s]mon1 my "l80 7,x appe>s t ea* c&idate _h to submit a sample s]mon = ! episcopal criticism47 8,n yet1 ,mr4--er----0 8,o',bri51 my "l40 8,mr4 ,o',bri51 ,i h n yet _h "t3 may ,i ask :at is ! subject t y h *os580 8,x's on ! ,atonem5t1 my "l40 ,! ,bi%op %udd]$1 & repli$ coldly3 8,y h *os5 a v difficult subject1 ,mr4 ,o',bri540 8,fai?1 my "l1 x's signs ye hav5't read x1 or ye'd say x 0 easy en\gh40 ,b he 0 orda9$1 &1 /ill m surpris+1 he f\nd a woman ) money to m>ry him4 ,) h] money he b\ght a good liv+ & settl$ d[n 9 ! c\ntry4 ,z ! late ,ma/] ( ,tr9ity w\ld h said1 8,! little "t he c\ld sp>e f ! neglect ( 8 p>o*ial duties he devot$ to ! bre$+ ( prize p\ltry20 & on t po9t 8 op9ion 0 deem$ valuable4 ,also he _h ! national flu5cy1 & ! ,colonial & ,cont95tal ,society (f]$ him holiday *apla9cies 9 ! *oice/ spots ( ,middle ,europe4 8,:at is ! "n ( ,dr4 ,o',bri5's p>i%80 ,i ask$ ! ,canon1 :5 he came back f ! door3 8,i don't meet him 9 any s*ool40 8,exby3 he succe$$ a v diff]5t man1 old ,wright1 ( :om _m /ories are told4 ,x is n a college liv+1 b ,wright _h be5 a don = _m ye>s1 &1 hav+ a good bit ( money1 b\ght ,exby soon] ?an wait any long] = ,z$t[n1 8 fat college liv+4 ,he nev] m>ri$1 & he kept up 8 ,common ,room habits1 especially includ+ ! rubb]1 :i* 0 ! delight ( 8 life4 ,b he 0 a v prud5t man1 & he didn't l los+ 8 money4 ,if he 0 los+1 he w5t to b$ e>ly3 if he 0 w9n+1 he w\ld sit up all night1 or z long z he c\ld get ! o!r m5 to sit up4 ,"o night1 !y say1 he _h a great run ( luck1 & w5t on play+ till aft] ! e>ly h\rs ( ! morn+3 9 fact1 x 0 ab\t five1 :5 !y he>d a mo/ fe>ful rumbl+ 9 ! *imney1 increas+ 9 noise1 till at la/ ) a cl\d ( soot a black app>ition 9 human =m desc5d$1 & /ood on ! he>?/one4 8,i may tell y 9 confid5ce t x 0 only ! sweep3 8 proce$+s 7 p]fectly 9 ord]1 b ! s]vants _h omitt$ to notify ! ,rector t ! visit 0 imp5d+4 8,! gambl]s1 & especially ! ,rector1 reasonably conclud$ t x 0 ! ,pr9ce ( ,d>kness1 :o _h come to c>ry !m (f2 & !y />t$ f ! table4 ,old ,wright dropp$ on 8 knees1 & held up 8 trembl+ h&s ) a goodly assortm5t ( trumps & c\rt-c>ds1 & /amm]$ out3 8#8,sp>e me1 oh1 sp>e me1 till ,i h f9i%$ ! rubb]4'0 ,all ! 8,ruri-deacons10 z ,mill] call$ !m1 knew ! /ory2 b famili>ity ) x ev5 n[ _c h9d] me f laugh+ 9 sleepless h\rs ( ! night at ! picture ( ! ble>-ey$ f\r1 ) %att]$ n]ves1 cl++ to ! table1 & gaz+ at ! /ill m />tl$ sweep4 8,i knew ,wright10 said "o on my "r3 8he told me he us$ to keep 8 /ore ( money 9 #e notes :i* he hid 9 a volume ( ,tillotson's s]mons 9 8 /udy4 ,i ask$1 #8,:y ,tillotson8' & he said1 #8,because x is n likely t a burgl> w\ld be fond ( s]mons1 & if he 01 he w\ldn't want to read ,tillotson4'0 ,x ne$s "s acqua9tance ) ,tillotson to get ! full aroma ( ?is appreciation4 8,he 0 a great man = s*ools1 ,inspector10 said ano!r3 8us$ to d all ! ?ra%+ = ! s*oolmi/ress2 & "o "t he did 8 duty to a boy s nobly t ! "m came to compla94 #8,y "k1 p>son1' %e said1 #8z ,scripture says z a man %\ld be m]ciful to 8 bea/4' 8#8,b he wasn't my bea/1 ,mrs4 ,gre51' retort$ old ,wright3 & %e 0 s mu* pleas$ ) ! homely rep>tee t %e retir$ *uckl+40 8,h y met ,o',bri5's new ,curate1 ,rog]s1 yet80 said ,johnson to ! ,rural ,dean4 8,a v diff]5t man f our fri5d4 ,he told me ( a s+ul> exp]i5ce t befell a fell[ /ud5t3 he 01 y "k1 =m]ly a ,diss5t] ( sorts1 & 0 educat$ at "o ( _! colleges40 8,t acc\nts = ! excell5ce ( 8 prea*+1 ,i suppose80 said our cynical ho/4 8,no d\bt10 repli$ ! n>rator coolly2 8any h[1 he is a good fell[4 ,well1 at ^? colleges x is ! cu/om to s5d out /ud5ts to prea* 9 outly+ di/ricts1 bo? to give !m ! confid5ce t comes f exp]im5ts on vile bodies1 & also to keep ! cause toge!r4 ,"o ,saturday aft]noon ,rog]s' fri5d 0 s5t (f ) in/ructions to g "s miles by tra92 !n to walk two miles to ,blankby2 & !re to ask ! way to ,mudby1 :]e "o ,john ,hodge w\ld put him up = ! night4 ,he got all "r to ,blankby1 & s on to ,mudby4 ,!n he enquir$ = ,mr4 ,hodge4 8#8,:i* ,mr4',odge w\ld 'a be8' 8,he expla9$ t he 0 go+ to prea* at ! *apel next day2 & x 0 agre$ t ,jahn ',odge o' ?' owd f>m1 be+ great wi' ?' *apel folk1 0 l to be ! mon1 & full directions 7 giv54 ,z t sort ( p always tells y #8"r1' :5 !y mean #8left1' x 0 late & d>k :5 ! mission] arriv$4 ,old ,mrs4 ,hodge op5$ ! door1 & admitt$ 8 plea = hospitality4 ,h] husb& _h n yet come 94 ,x 0 a m]e cottage1 & ! ev5+ meal did n take long4 ,notic+ t h] gue/ 0 we>y1 ! dame sugge/$1 #8'app5 yo'd loike ta goo ta b$8' ,he gladly agre$1 & foll[$ 8 ho/ess4 ,z he w5t1 x /ruck him t !re 7 n _m rooms1 b x 0 n 8 affair1 & he 0 soon 9 b$ & asleep4 ,he knew n at :at lat] h\r he felt a dig 9 ! ribs1 saw a light1 & he>d ,mrs4 ,hodge's voice3 8#8,!e move a bit furd] on1 yoong mon3 !]'s me an' my owd mon to coom yet4'0 8,oh1 b t is good10 %\t$ ,mill]1 8& ,i don't c>e :e!r x is true or n4 ,n go+ away1 ,oldbury8 ,tell ! ,inspector ! /ory ( ,wilb]=ce & ,lady ,a4 be=e y g4 ,he has nev] he>d x40 8,i always obey my ,rural ,dean10 said ,oldbury4 8,! /ory 0 told me _m ye>s ago by a pill> ( ! ,*ur*1 & ,i ?9k x is little kn[n4 8,x 0 at ! "t ( ! ,crimean ,w> t ! ,bi%op 0 d9+ at a solemn banquet giv5 by "o ( ! ,peelite ,m9i/ry ( t "t4 ,!re 7 ?ree or f\r m9i/]s pres5t1 & among ! ladies 0 an illu/ri\s ,m>*ioness1 ,lady ,a4 ,%e sat next to ! ,bi%op1 & :5 ! solemnity ( ! /atesm5 _h kill$ all o!r conv]sation1 !y became aw>e t ! ,*ur* & ! _w 7 /ill full ( life4 ,& ?is is :at !y he>d3 ,lady ,a4 ,d y ev] g d[n to ,boreham n[1 ,bi%op8 ,bi%op4 ,x is seldom t ,i c f9d "t3 b f old associations ! place has a peculi> int]e/ = me4 ,la/ ye> ,i 0 =tunate en\gh to be able to accept an invitation f my fri5d ,mr4 ,goodhe>t1 & at d9n] ,i sat next a v wor?y1 eld]ly1 man ( ! "n ( ,polyc>p1 :o 9 a v t\*+ mann] 0 rec\nt+ to me ! _m bless+s :i* he _h receiv$ 9 ! c\rse ( a life prolong$ beyond ! usual limits4 ,lady ,a4 7/ifl+ a yawn74 ,de> me1 ,bi%op4 ,bi%op4 ,yes3 & x appe>$ t he consid]$ ! *ief ( 8 bless+s to be t he _h _h tw5ty-?ree *ildr54 ,& :ile ,i 0 try+ to f9d words to express my op9ion t "s p might reg>d t z a n unmix$ bless+1 a black-ey$ lady1 :om ,i _h obs]v$ to be li/5+ ) mu* att5tion to our conv]sation1 leant across ! table1 & said ) rem>kable di/9ctness3 #8,only ,sixte5 by me1 ,mr4 ,polyc>p4'0 8,good-night1 ,mill]4 ,good-night1 ,mr4 ,inspector40 ,solvuntur risu tabulae2 !y all w5t home4 ,b ! night 0 /ill "y1 & ,mill] & ,i drew up our *airs to ! fire4 8,good m51 & true60 said ! ,rural ,dean1 turn+ ov] 9 8 h&s a bundle ( ! ,ox=d po/c>ds4 ,i 0 turn+ ov] 9 my m9d ! m5 to :om ,i _h j bidd5 f>ewell4 ,"o puzzl$ me3 8,:o 0 ! big man ) gold spectacles1 sitt+ next ,o',bri52 h>dly spoke a ^w all ! "t80 ,i ask$4 8,gold spectacles8 ,oh1 old ,weights ( ,slobury2 mo/ wor?y1 b n lively4 ,!re is a /ory ( him4 ,x is said t :5 ! new railway 0 be+ made ?r\gh 8 p>i%1 he "o day paid a pa/oral visit to ! navvies' huts2 & hav+ ga9$ admission to "o hut1 he talk$ & read till ! ma/] grew we>y1 & sugge/$ t x 0 ab\t tea-"t4 ,weights took ! h9t1 & 8 leave4 ,z he clos$ ! door1 ! man po9t$ compassionately ov] 8 %\ld] at ! pond]\sly retreat+ figure1 & mutt]$3 8#8,!] goos a good navvy--spil$4'0 8,b "h1 ,inspector10 he cont9u$1 8"h is a po/c>d t w suit y4 ,y 7 at ,balliol1 7 y n80 ,he gave x to me1 & x may be anglicis$ ?us3 ,a travell] 9 ,c5tral ,africa 0 surpris$ & c>ri$ (f by ho/ile natives1 :o br\ght him be=e _! *ief4 ,a drum-head c\rt-m>tial 0 held1 & s5t5ce ( dea? 0 spe$ily pass$4 ,b :ile ! execution] 0 mak+ ! necess>y prep>ations1 ! tribe 7 ransack+ 8 baggage1 & "o ( !m ) a %\t ( joy held up an ,ox=d blaz] ( ! ,balliol patt]n4 ,! *ief saw x1 & 8 grim features relax$4 ,9 excell5t ,engli% he said-- 8,7 y at ,balliol8 ,s 0 ,i3 y may g4 ,good old ,j[ett60 7,abi 9 pacem3 ,j[ettii1 et no/rum1 haud immemor47 ,,*apt] ,,xiii ,,*e%ire 8,!n !re is ! ,c\nty ,palat9e40 ,m]*ant ( ,v5ice4 ,?ree pr(itable ye>s ,i sp5t 9 ,norfolk1 le>n+ my bus9ess1 & ,i became we>y ( exile4 ,:5 on my appo9tm5t ,i receiv$ my in/ructions f ! ,secret>y1 he said t1 look+ to my exp]i5ce ga9$ z ,inspector ( ,returns1 x 0 n necess>y t ,i %\ld s]ve any fur!r appr5tice%ip3 ,i 8ne$ n take up my headqu>t]s 9 ,norfolk40 ,?is 9 (ficial language meant t z soon z possible ,i %\ld be giv5 a di/rict ( my own2 & 9 my ignorance ( (ficial life ,i took no ?\ght = ! morr[4 ,b1 z my ?ird ye> ( expatriation began to draw to a close1 x occurr$ to me t ! ,secret>y 0 n p]sonally int]e/$ 9 me1 & t 9 ! ,civil ,s]vice1 z else:]e1 a man :o wants promotion mu/ see t he gets x4 ,i rem9d$ ,sir ,francis t ,i 0 hungry--n = promotion1 b = amotion to less remot5ess4 ,he at once admitt$ my claim1 & creat$ a new di/rict = me1 ! headqu>t]s ( :i* w\ld be ,k+'s ,lynn1 & ! t]ritory ,we/ ,norfolk & ,ea/ ,cambridge%ire4 ,i rememb] t ,wisbe* & ,:ittlesey 7 includ$4 ,i nev] saw ei!r1 b ,i %\ld class !m ) ,timbuctoo & ,borrioboola ,gha4 ,my capital _h a population ( #ag1jjj1 & a memb] ( ,p>liam5t3 ! grass grew 9 ! /reets1 & on ,tuesdays ! cattle f ! ,h9t]l& came to m>ket & ate x d[n4 ,!re 0 no ,gr& hotel1 & no place :]e ,i c\ld lodge2 x w\ld be necess>y to take a h\se1 & manage x4 ,matrimony />$ me 9 ! face4 ,! great] "p ( ! a=esaid ,h9t]l& 0 f5 di/rict1 imprud5tly reclaim$ f ! great dismal swamp4 ,i po9t$ out ^! drawbacks to ! ,secret>y1 & he k9dly sugge/$ t ,i %\ld beguile ! t$ium ( exi/5ce by %oot+ gulls4 ,x might h come to secret>y-birds4 ,9 a few weeks ,provid5ce int]v5$4 ,i he>d t ,h4,m4,i4 at ,*e/] want$1 = family reasons1 to live ne> ,lynn3 w\ld ,i *ange8 ,i felt z ,clive mu/ h felt :5 ! pi/ol1 :i* he snapp$ at 8 own head1 fail$ to g (f4 8,he bur/ =? 7says ,macaulay7 into an exclamation t surely he 0 res]v$ = some?+ great40 ,c x ev] at any o!r "t h happ5$ t a man want$ to leave ,*e/] to g to ,k+'s ,lynn8 ,) great difficulty ,i p]suad$ ,sir ,francis t to ! ,*e%ire & ,norfolk p x mu/ be a matt] ( pr(\nd indiff]5ce :e!r ,gyas or ,cloan?us inspect$ _! s*ools4 ,grant$ t ,*e%ire suff]$ loss1 yet h[ pleasant to ?9k ( ! joy ( ,norfolk4 ,he grudg+ly agre$1 & 9 due c\rse x 0 arrang$4 ,on ,octob] #a1 #ahgg1 ,i took *>ge ( ! ,*e/] di/rict4 ,we read at times 9 ! hi/ory ( great m5 t aft] "s turn+-po9t 9 _! c>e] !y 8nev] look$ back40 ,i am n a great man1 & 9 "o s5se ,i (t5 look$ back4 ,!re 7 _m days :5 ,i ?\ght ( my successor2 9 w9t] fro/bitt5 9 ! f5s2 9 spr+ %iv]+ 9 a dogc>t1 beat+ up aga9/ ! ea/ w9d1 smo!r$ ) yell[ du/ on ,r\dham ,hea?2 at any "t ( ! ye> we>ily wait+ = sl[ tra9s at dismal roadside /ations3 & at su* times ! old pi\s ejaculation rose to my lips1 8,!re b = ! ,grace ( ,god goes poor ,john ,brad=d40 ,= ,i _h got ! be/1 or at lea/ ! mo/ com=table1 di/rict 9 ,engl&4 ,9 six mon?s ,i 0 reliev$ ( ! ea/]n side ( ,*e%ire1 & my limit 0 a radius ( f #aj to #bj miles r\nd ,*e/]4 ,!re 7 eight railway l9es c5tr$ 9 ! anci5t city to c>ry me ab\t1 & on "s ( ! l9es tra9s 7 frequ5t4 ,! s*ool inspections _h be5 s craftily arrang$ t ,i c\ld sp5d ! w9t] mon?s 9 ,birk5head1 :]e all ! travell+ 0 done 9 cabs2 ! spr+ 9 & ar\nd ,*e/]1 :]e !re 7 hansom cabs in/ead ( ! p]il\s dogc>t2 ! summ] mon?s 9 ! m di/ant places at ! end ( my *a92 & ! autumn 9 ! ,wirral p59sula1 betwe5 ! ,dee & ! ,m]sey4 ,late 9 ! 'eighties an old colleague ask$ :y ,i did n apply = a ,london di/rict1 & s get rid ( all ! travell+4 ,!re 0 ! lead+ case ( ,s4 :o us$ to inspect ! f\r nor!rn c\nties1 giv+ six mon?s to ,nor?umb]l& & ,durham1 & six to ,cumb]l& & ,we/morl&3 n[ he _h a compact area 9 ,ea/ ,london1 a mile across "o way1 & a mile & a qu>t] ! o!r4 8,& a yell[ fog by way ( a *ange f a black fog1 & absolute monotony ( s*ools all ! ye> r\nd10 ,i repli$3 8t[n *ildr5 diff]+ only 9 degrees ( dirt2 s*ool build+s :i* w\ld n be tol]at$ outside ! l>ge t[ns2 & manag]s :o take a cab to ,:itehall1 if !y don't l _! ,report4 ,& at ! back1 & us+ private & political influ5ce at ! ,(fice1 a ,debat+ ,society call+ itself ! ,london ,s*ool ,bo>d4 ,"h 9 ,*e%ire ,i get v>iety4 ,on ,monday ,i _h a t[n s*ool ( #djj boys 9 a black hole3 on ,tuesday a suburban s*ool ( #aej girls 9 a beautiful build+ ) a lavi% supply ( tea*]s3 on ,w$nesday ,i drove #aj miles to a c\ntry village1 :]e ! :ole #de lambs ( ! flock 7 collect$ 9 :at an e/eem$ inspector call$ #8a ?ird class wait+-room & a jam cupbo>d4' ,i am go+ to get ,monday's s*ool %ut up 9 #ab mon?s3 9 ,london x w\ld take #ab ye>s4 ,london6 ,i _h r be a c\ntry dog1 & bay ! moon40 ,he admitt$ t ! ,s*ool ,bo>d 0 z bad z ! fog4 ,h4,m4,i4 is all b p[]less 9 ,bo>d ,s*ools2 ! ,bo>d inspectors hold ! purse /r+s & control ! promotion1 & if ,h4,m4,i4 tries to raise ! /&>d ( education to ! level ( o!r t[ns ! ,bo>d comb9e ) ! tea*]s to worry 8 life out4 8,b10 he add$1 8,h4,m4,i4 sometimes has an inn+s & scores freely4 ,did y he> ab\t ,b\nc]8 ,memb] ( ! ,bo>d1 y "k3 prom95t educational re=m]4 ,w5t d[n to a ,bo>d ,s*ool ! o!r day1 & walk$ ?r\gh ! class-rooms4 ,:5 he got to ,/&>d ,v4 he f\nd !m sitt+ upright1 & a middle-ag$ sort ( man balanc$ on ! firegu>d 9 front ( ! class4 8#8,hallo1' said ,b\nc]1 #8:at is ?is class do+8' 8#8,at pres5t1' said ! middle-ag$ man1 n lik+ ! ,b\nc]ian mann]1 #8!y are do+ no?+4' 8#8,no?+6 !n !y _h bett] g home1' snort$ ,b\nc]4 8#8,n a bad idea1' said ! middle-ag$ man m$itatively4 8,b\nc] 0 furi\s4 #8,pray1 sir1' he ask$1 #8d y "k :o ,i am8' 8#8,hav5't a notion1' said ! middle-ag$ man4 8#8,my "n is ,b\nc]1 sir1 ,john ,b\nc]2 & ,i am a memb] ( ! ,s*ool ,managem5t ,committee4' 8#8,ah1' said ! man on ! firegu>d1 #8& d y "k :o ,i am8' 8#8,y1 sir8 ,no1 ,i d ,,n "k4' 8#8,i am ! inspector1 :at y call ,h] ,maje/y's ,inspector ( ,s*ools4 ,n[1 boys1 "h is tea*] ) ! map ( ,europe4 ,:at is ! capital ( ,h]zegov9a8'0 ,i ?\ght ,i w\ld d )\t ,b\nc]4 ,no "o behav$ l t 9 ,we/ ,*e%ire3 ,i %\ld be fright5$4 8,& !n10 ,i cont9u$1 8look at my playgr\nd4 ,!re are ?ree railways to take me into ,wales2 eighty m9utes to ,ll&udno1 ?ree & a half h\rs to ! foot ( ,sn[don1 two & a half h\rs to ! foot ( ,cad] ,idris4 ,d y (f] me ,m>gate & ,primrose ,hill80 ,s ,i abode 9 ,*e/] = tw5ty-five ye>s4 ,?is is n a biography4 ,i got to "k ! :ole di/rict topographically & individually--manag]s1 tea*]s1 & *ildr54 ,a new g5]ation ( manag]s sprang up2 _m ( ! tea*]s _h be5 *ildr5 "u my inspection2 ! *ildr5 7 ! sons & daught]s ( my e>lie/ victims4 ,! build+s _h gr[n up ) ! tea*]s & *ildr52 !re 7 few1 inde$1 t _h n be5 enl>g$1 mod]nis$1 or practically recon/ruct$1 & _m ( !m br\ght pleasant recollections ( h>d f\ght battles wag$ ) manag]s = ! sake ( ! *ildr51 or ) ! p[]s ( d>kness = ! sake ( bo? manag]s & *ildr54 ,b ,i began to ?9k t ,i _h be5 !re too long4 ,we knew "o ano!r too well1 & !re 0 an increas+ dang] ( my /&>d be+ reg>d$ z ! /&>d /&>d4 ,s ,i mus$1 & wait$4 ,,*apt] ,,xiv ,,my ,,lords 8,nay1 d n ?9k ,i flatt]3 ,= :at advancem5t may ,i hope f !e80 ,hamlet4 ,"s ye>s ago ! pres5t *ronicl] & o!rs 7 /ay+ at a small hotel 9 a remote corn] ( ,silesia4 ,aft] breakfa/ ! wait] appe>$ & address$ ! l+ui/ ( ! p>ty4 ,:at did ! ,h]rs*aft propose8 he %\ld recomm5d ! asc5t ( ! ,flas*5b]g4 ,at :at h\r w\ld ! ,h]rs*aft d9e8 8,:at does he call u80 ,i ask$ ! l+ui/4 8,h]rs*aft10 he said3 8,_! ,lord%ips2 y ought to "k40 ,we 7 8,my ,lords06 ,probably "s ,hanov]ian mon>* _h import$ ! title f ,g]many1 & _h appli$ x to a ,committee ( ! ,privy ,c\ncil4 ,"u ?is sign !y conqu]$4 ,x took ! place ( ! k+ly & editorial ,,we4 ,x call$ up a vision ( phantasmal1 coronet$ heads1 %ak+ a negative1 m r>ely nodd+ an affirmative4 ,9 front !re might seem to be a ,secret>y1 an ,assi/ant ,secret>y1 ev5 a cl]k3 b :5 ! suppliant got z f> z 8,:at ho6 ,arre/ me t ag5cy10 ! (ficial vani%$1 & !re 0 b a voice1 8,my ,lords regret40 8,& s ! vision fade?40 ,) ?is weapon !y put to sil5ce inquisitive memb]s ( ! ,opposition1 :o 8want$ to "k0 ?+s bett] unkn[n3 ) ?is !y conqu]$ ,s*ool ,bo>ds & s*ool manag]s ( all d5om9ations3 ) ?is !y ev5 tri$ to intimidate ,h4,m4 ,inspectors !mselves1 :o well knew t x 0 no lion t ro>$1 b only ,snug ! jo9]4 ,my ,lords 7 b a ,p>liam5t>y fiction2 9 !ory compos$ ( ! ,"l ,presid5t1 ! ,fir/ ,"l ( ! ,treasury1 & "s ,secret>ies ( ,/ate3 9 practice !y _h no exi/5ce2 b ,i ?9k ! ,:itehall /aff _h by long 8mak+ believe0 p]suad$ !mselves t !y 7 fle% & blood4 ,a newly appo9t$ exam9] w\ld g to 8 imm$iate sup]ior ) a lett] f ! ,s*ool ,bo>d ( ,swagg]by1 prote/+ aga9/ a d$uction ( "o-t5? f ! annual grant paid 9 respect ( ! ,slum ,/reet ,bo>d ,s*ool3 h[ %\ld he reply8 8,pooh1 pooh3 x's ,article #cb1 c4 7#c73 tell !m to g to ! deuce40 ,& ! be>dless /ripl+ w\ld sit d[n1 & write3-- 8,adv]t+ to y\r lett] ( ! #bd? in/41 ,i am direct$ to in=m y t ,my ,lords regret t ,!y are unable to reconsid] ,_! decision 9 ! matt]4 ,i am to ref] y to ,art4 #cb1 c4 7#c7 ( ! ,code2 & ,i am to add t ,_! ,lord%ips w look = a m>k$ improvem5t 9 ! results ( ! next exam9ation z a condition ( ! paym5t ( any fur!r grant40 ,! capital lett] prefix$ to ! ?ird p]sonal pron\n always seem$ to me ! height ( imp]t95t arrogance4 ,b ! exam9]s enjoy$ x imm5sely2 & ,i am conv9c$ t1 if !y ev] w5t to *ur* & he>d ! petition 9 ! ,litany supplicat+ wisdom & und]/&+ = ! ,lords ( ! ,c\ncil1 !y m5tally add$1 8,mean+ ,,u1 ?\gh ,,we are already well suppli$40 ,! composition ( ! ,education ,dep>tm5t 0 v simple 9 #ahgb :5 ,i trod ! corridors4 ,at t "t elem5t>y education pure & simple 0 controll$ f ,:itehall4 ,sci5ce & art 7 ! c>e ( ano!r e/abli%m5t1 :i* we knew z 8,s\? ,k5s+ton40 ,! ,montague & ,capulet reta9]s nev] met2 only !y bit _! ?umbs :5 ! o!r h\se 0 m5tion$4 ,:5--9 ! lat] 'sev5ties--we began to cla%1 sci5ce & art 7 consid]$ pa/imes = retir$ (fic]s1 :o _h ex*ang$ ! sword = an ,h4,b4 p5cil1 & all sorts ( majors & capta9s us$ to be mix$ up ) ! /udy !re(4 ,!y us$ to exam9e 9 draw+1 & !y conduct$ exam9ations 9 ,may & ,decemb] ) a code ( regulations ( _! own compos+4 ,!y ev5 inv5t$ an envelope ) a fa/5+ t rem9d$ "o ( ,rob ,roy's purse--78! simplicity ( ! contrivance to secure a furr$ p\*1 :i* c\ld h be5 ripp$ op5 )\t any attempt on ! spr+1 c407--& :51 z occasionally happ5$1 we 7 appeal$ to = help 9 sup]9t5d+ _! exam9ations at ! tra9+ colleges1 we danc$ 9 fett]s ( r$-tape4 ,x us$ to be told ( "o ( ! be/ kn[n ( ! ,:itehall (ficials1 ,f4 ,t4 ,palgrave1 ( ,gold5 ,treasury fame1 t a s*ool manag] once int]view$ him on "s grievance1 &1 gett+ little satisfaction1 enquir$ :e!r he might ask :om he _h ! hon\r ( address+4 8,oh1 c]ta9ly10 said he1 8my "n is ,francis ,palgrave40 ,! visitor ?ank$ him1 b expla9$ t he r wi%$ to "k ! (ficial's rank3 = in/ance1 0 8 op9ion f9al8 8,n at all10 repli$ ,palgrave airily2 8,i am :at !y call a ,s5ior ,exam9]3 above me are ! ?ree ,assi/ant ,secret>ies1 ,mr4 ,a41 ,mr4 ,b41 & ,mr4 ,c43 above !m is ! ,secret>y1 ,sir ,francis ,s&=d3 above him ! ,vice-,presid5t1 ,mr4 ,=/]3 above him ! ,"l ,presid5t1 ,"l ,ripon3 & above him1 ,i believe1 ! ,almighty40 ,i s]v$ ! ,dep>tm5t1 or ,bo>d1 9 "o capacity or ano!r & ) "s int]val = m ?an ?irty-five ye>s4 ,9 all t "t ,i nev] saw a ,"l ,presid5t1 & ,i %\ld (t5 h f\nd x h>d to tell ! "n ( ! reign+ pot5tate if ,i _h be5 ask$ sudd5ly4 ,he 0 always a pe]3 ,i dimly rememb] two dukes1 two m>quises1 "s e>ls1 & a visc\nt4 ,b>ons 7 no?+ acc\nt$ (4 ,x 0 said t :5 ,greville1 ! di>i/1 sometime ,cl]k ( ! ,c\ncil1 _h att5d$ 8 fir/ ,c\ncil meet+1 "s "o ask$ a ,cab9et ,m9i/] :e!r he _h notic$ t !y _h a new cl]k3 & ! noble "l repli$1 8,n ,i2 :5 ! tall footman puts coals on ! fire1 d y suppose ,i notice :e!r x is ,*>les or ,james80 ,& ! rem>k be+ repeat$ to ,greville induc$ him to =m a l[ e/imate ( ! /atesman4 ,t 0 v mu* our attitude t[>ds ! ,"l ,presid5t ( ! ,c\ncil4 ,= our ma/] at ! ,education ,dep>tm5t ( ! ,privy ,c\ncil 0 ma/] ( all ! bran*es ( t ,vehmeg]i*t1 if ,i may adopt ,sir ,walt] ,scott's spell+4 ,i believe agriculture & public heal? 7 our rivals 9 8 affections1 & x 0 (t5 said t ! *ief knew m ab\t cattle plague ?an he did ab\t ! education code4 ,9 actual practice he conf9$ himself 7z we und]/ood7 to ! patronage2 t is to say1 to ! appo9tm5t ( ! indoor /aff 7exam9]s7 & outdoor /aff 7inspectors74 ,sometimes a ,"l ,presid5t w\ld take ! same k9dly int]e/ 9 education t 8 wife might take 9 ! g>d5s ( ! family place2 lik+ to see a good %[ ( fl[]s1 & at times v5tur+ to give a h9t to ! head-g>d5]1 b %r9k+ back if t magnate %[$ signs ( impati5ce or res5tm5t4 ,x 0 ev5 said ( "o ,"l ,presid5t t he lik$ to read reports1 if type-writt51 on educational matt]s2 b we 7 w>n$1 8y mu/n't talk to him ab\t ,p4,t4's & ,article #fh or ,circul> #cba3 he dislikes te*nical details40 ,alas6 ! ,"l ,presid5t is ext9ct z ! mammo?4 ,! ,vice-,presid5t1 kn[n 9 ! ,(fice z ! ,v4,p41 0 a mu* m real p]son4 ,he 0 always 9 ! ,l[] ,h\se1 & q (t5 0 *os5 = "s fanci$ fitness = ! po/4 ,x 0 8 duty to def5d ! ,(fice & ! ,inspectors aga9/ ! attacks ( num]\s enemies1 & once a ye>1 late 9 ! ,session1 :5 ! ,h\se 0 gett+ ?91 he 0 all[$ to move ! ,e/imates1 & to make a nice long spee*4 ,= any?+ ,i "k to ! contr>y he may h ?\ght t he bo? reign$ & gov]n$4 ,b ! ev] wat*ful ,p]man5t ,secret>y knew bett]4 ,let u he> ,susan ,nipp] on a simil> situation4 ,oh6 bless y\r he>t1 ,mrs4 ,ri*>ds1 tempor>ies always ord] p]man5cies "h1 didn't y "k t8 ,:y1 :]ev] 0 y born1 ,mrs4 ,ri*>ds8 ,b :]ev] y 0 born1 & :5ev]1 & h[ev] 7:i* is be/ kn[n to y\rself71 y may be> 9 m9d1 please1 t x's "o ?+ to give ord]s & q ano!r ?+ to take 'em4--7,dombey47 ,!re 0 (t5 a good deal ( ,nipp]ism 9 ! ,secret>y :5 ! tempor>y ,v4,p4 want$ to give ord]s4 ,! outdoor /aff tr\bl$ itself v little ab\t ! tempor>ies4 ,almo/ e new ,v4,p4 came 9 l a lion1 & rum\rs w\ld rea* u f "t to "t t ! new man 0 giv+ tr\ble1 & might be expect$ to produce a new ,code4 ,g5]ally ! malady took ! =m ( :at we may call ,circul>itis1#ag & aft] t ! pati5t exp]i5c$ relief4 ,:5 ! fur!/ recesses ( our p59sula _h be5 made to tremble at ! new policy1 ! afflict$ man began to am5d1 & ! disease yield$ to treatm5t at ! h&s ( ! p]man5t physician4 ,!n he w5t out l a lamb4 ,( all ! ,v4,p4's ( my era1 ! mo/ obtrusive 0 ,mr4 ,an?ony ,john ,mundella4 ,ev]yone kn[s ,tacitus' e/imate ( ,galba1 t 8by univ]sal cons5t he 0 fit = empire1 if he _h n be5 an emp]or40 ,b ,i d\bt if ev5 ?is fa9t praise c\ld be giv5 to ,mundella4 ,he 0 made ,vice-,presid5t1 we may suppose1 to pacify ! ,birm+ham ,league1 to keep ! fussy man himself quiet1 to satisfy ! advanc$ w+ ( ! p>ty4 ,& x 0 g5]ally conc$$ t no man ev] 9 ! (fice 0 m ke5ly int]e/$ 9 education2 no man m anxi\s to d & say ! "r ?+4 ,at times he so>$ above e>?1 & won admiration = 8 abs5ce ( pret5ce1 & 8 /r5u\s endeav\rs to c>ry out :at he conceiv$ to be ! "r policy4 ,b no "o c\ld h ?\ght him fit to gov]n4 ,he _h nev] held (fice be=e1 & nei!r ! manufacture ( hosi]y1 nor ! "p :i* he _h play$ 9 ! local politics ( ,nott+ham _h fitt$ him = ! difficult & delicate task :i* fell ^u him4 ,m5 9 ! ,(fice said he 0 a pulpit-cu%ion ?ump]1 & no?+ m3 he 0 incapable ( decid+ a case submitt$ to him4 ,moreov]1 z is (t5 ! case 9 simil> circum/ances1 he c\ld n "w ) m5 above him1 or bel[ him4 ,x 0 told me by "o 9 ! secrets ( ! ,(fice t ! ,secret>y w5t "o day 9 subdu$ fury to ! ,"l ,presid5t ) a pap] 9 8 h&4 8,look10 he said1 8:at ,mr4 ,mundella has said to me40 ,! noble e>l read x1 & said soo?+ly1 8,i assure y t ?is is no?+ to :at he says to me40 ,! argum5t1 if x c be s call$1 is a bad "o2 = a rude rem>k to a subord9ate diff]s f a rude rem>k to a sup]ior4 ,b pity = ! helpless *iefta9 /ay$ ! o!r's wra?4 ,on ! retirem5t ( ,sir ,francis ,s&=d1 9 #ahhd1 ,mundella det]m9$ to h a secret>y aft] 8 own he>t4 ,sir ,francis _h recomm5d$ ! appo9tm5t ( "o ( ! able/ ( ! ,inspectorate z 8 successor1 & ! ,"l ,presid5t _h agre$3 b :5 ?is 0 reveal$ to ,mundella1 he prote/$ vehem5tly t ! ,bo>d ,s*ools w\ld n be safe 9 su* h&s1 & insi/$ on ! appo9tm5t ( ,mr4 ,cum91 !n an assi/ant secret>y 9 ! ,(fice4 ,! ,presid5t adh]$ to 8 *oice1 & ,mundella /raight-way seiz$ a piece ( pap]1 wrote 8 resignation1 & h&$ x to 8 sup]ior (fic]4 ,:at c\ld be done8 ,x is easy to say ) ,dogb]ry1 8,:y1 !n1 take no note ( him1 b let him g1 & ?ank ,god t y are rid (--an undesirable p]son40 ,b ! situation 0 difficult4 ,mundella w\ld h giv5 8 reasons 9 ! ,h\se1 & w\ld h /irr$ up ! ,radicals aga9/ ! old ,:igs3 ! ,birm+ham ,league & ! ,diss5t]s 9 bo? camps w\ld h support$ _! ,golia? aga9/ ! ,:ig ,david3 ,i ?9k !re 0 no rem$y4 ,cum9 0 appo9t$4 ,x 0 n a good appo9tm5t2 b if ! new secret>y did n ju/ify 8 patron's praises1 he equally fail$ to ju/ify 8 expectations ( fav\ritism4 ,! traditions ( ! ,(fice require t ! p]man5t /aff %all treat all classes & sects ( s*ools ) equal h&2 & ?\gh !re 7 _m will+ to ca/ a /one at ! ,secret>y1 ,i _c rememb] t he 0 ev] accus$ ( undue p>tiality to "o type4 ,!re 7 times1 :oev] might be secret>y1 :5 ! balance seem$ to be depress$ on "o side or ! o!r2 b x 0 always expla9$ by nods1 & upheaval ( ! %\ld] t po9t$ to ! ,v4,p4's room1 t ,,^? ,,fell[s 7 giv+ tr\ble4 ,9 ! la/ few mon?s a rec5tly emancipat$ secret>y1 :o employs 8 well-e>n$ leisure 9 !ological w>f>e1 has in=m$ u t he 8puts ,prote/antism be=e politics40 ,i believe ,i am correct 9 say+ t dur+ 8 long p]iod ( s]vice 9 ,:itehall no "o ev5 suspect$ him ( ecclesia/ical prejudices4 ,?is habit ( m9d ,mundella c\ld n und]/&4 ,9 (fice1 z 9 bus9ess1 he did n seem to run /raight2 b :5 f9ancial tr\bles caus$ 8 d[nfall1 m5 piti$ him1 because !y ?\ght 8 errors1 !re also1 7 errors ( judgm5t r ?an ( moral s5se4 ,( o!r ,vice-,presid5ts be=e ! arrival ( ,sir ,john ,gor/1 ,i ?9k ,mr4 ,acl& 0 ! mo/ demon/rative4 ,he _h be5 a cl]gyman 9 ,prie/'s ,ord]s1 b he 8r5\nc$ !m all10 & ent]$ ,p>liam5t1 & 9 #ahib 0 made ,vice-,presid5t by ,mr4 ,glad/one4 ,x 0 said t ! ,premi] 0 "u ! impression t 8 new ,m9i/] _h nev] gone beyond ,deacon's ,ord]s1 & t1 kn[+ t ! ab&onm5t ( ,prie/'s ,ord]s involv$ excommunication1 he w\ld ) full] k h made ano!r *oice4 ,ecclesia/ical law is "o ( ! few subjects t ,i h nev] exam9$ 91 & ,i repeat ! canonical proposition )\t any w>ranty4 ,x may be a joke4 ,:5 ,mr4 ,glad/one is conc]n$1 "o mu/ always rememb] ! excell5t rule laid d[n by a critic 9 ! ,times1 :5 review+ a book ( ,ox=d anecdotes3 8,:at "o requires ( a /ory 7at ,ox=d7 is n t x %\ld be true1 b t x %\ld be suitable to ! "* ( ! man ( :om x is told40 7,i quote f memory47 ,accept+ ! /ory ) ?is res]vation1 ,i ?9k x 0 op5 to ! new ,m9i/] to retort t ! *ange f ,tory ,m4,p4 = ,ox=d to ,radical ,m4,p4 = ,mid ,lo?ian m ri*ly des]v$ ! great] excommunication4 ,h[ev] t may be1 ! new ,v4,p4 _h little sympa?y ) 8 =m] bre?r54 ,8 zeal = education 0 great1 b :e!r 9 ,:itehall or 9 ! ,we/ ,rid+ x has always be5 ! zeal ( ! tailless fox ye>n+ to bite ! well-tail$ little ones4 ,to u inspectors mu* ( ?is fury 0 welcome4 ,!re 7 _m s*ools :i* we _h long be5 anxi\s to close on acc\nt ( ! defects ( _! build+s1 & always hi!rto1 :e!r ,tories or ,radicals 7 9 p[]1 we 7 ?w>t$ by ,my ,lords4 ,n[ we began to hope4 ,b x 0 n till ,novemb]1 #ahic1 t ! ,v4,p4 succe$$ 9 =g+ a weapon ) :i* to smite 8 foes4 ,9 t mon? appe>$ ! fam\s ,circul> #cba1 :i* dem&$ full in=mation ab\t ! premises ( e ,public ,elem5t>y ,s*ool1 & we sp5t a busy ye> 9 compil+ ! answ]s4 ,! me% 0 n>r[1 & if we _h be5 prop]ly support$ 9 ,:itehall we %\ld h nett$ all ! (f5d]s4 ,b !re nev] 0 any backbone to ,my ,lords4 ,volunt>y ,s*ools & ,bo>d ,s*ools = once w5t h&-9-h&3 ! back/airs ( ! ,(fice crawl$ ) prote/ants ( all d5om9ations3 !re ensu$ con/]nation1 procra/9ation1 prev>ication4 ,9 "s di/ricts we kept ! fire bank$ up1 & 9 a lat] ye>1 ) ! help ( ! ,aid ,grant1#ah we mov$4 ,b x requir$ cont9ual /ok+4 ,excommunicat$ ,mr4 ,acl& may be1 b _m a *ild has to ?ank him = increas$ heal? & com=t2 & ,i tru/ t :5 he comes to "w (f 8 s5t5ce 9 ,purgatory1 he may be able to plead ^! good works z an equitable set (f4 ,! la/ ( ! ,v4,p4's1 & ! only "o t ,i ev] saw1 0 ,sir ,john ,gor/4 ,nature _h n design$ him = ! position ( second fiddl]2 b ! ,"l ,presid5t1 f9d+ t 8 und]/udy1 :5 he got hold ( ! fir/ fiddle1 play$ out ( tune & ?rew out ! b&1 insi/$ on 8 keep+ ! l[] place4 ,?is amus$ ! ,h\se ( ,commons1 & ! ,duke omitt$ to /ipulate t ,sir ,john nev] %\ld 8,) arms encumb]$ ?us1 or ?us head %ake1 ,or by pron\nc+ ( "s d\btful phrase1 ,z1 #8,well1 we "k'2 or1 #8,!re be1 an if !re might'2 ,or su* ambigu\s giv+ out----0 intimate t "s p c\ld play fiddles bett] ?an o!rs :o _h a great "n4 ,!n ! ,secret>y ass]t$ t he 0 ,conductor1 :oev] 0 play+ fir/ fiddle4 ,x 0 rum\r$ t !re 0 incompatibility ( temp] 9 exalt$ circles4 8,:at odds to ,hippokleides80 we said1 we o!rs4 ,!re came a new ,code1#ai t 0 to put elem5t>y education on a really satisfactory basis4 ,?is 0 s common a ph5om5on t we h>dly turn$ our heads to look at x3 b to our amazem5t x 0 foll[$ by an invitation to att5d at ! ,=eign ,(fice "o ,m>* day1 t we might he> ! ,v4,p4's op9ions on 8 new baby1 & on education g5]ally4 ,we assembl$ f ! ,solway to ! ,*annel1 f ! ,iri% ,sea to ! ,g]man ,ocean4 ,:itehall lay d[n ) ,s\? ,k5s+ton1 & ! great ,hall ( ! ,=eign ,(fice _h a novel congregation4 ,!re = ! fir/ & only "t ,i saw a ,v4,p4 ,8 views on education 7 pron\nc$ 8v crude10 8amateuri%10 & s on2 b x 0 a holiday1 & ! c\ntry paid our exp5ses3 ,i ?9k my bill came to ab\t #d4 ,i lun*$ ) a ,treasury cl]k1 :o sugge/$ t ! ,v4,p4 _h n sp5t all 8 8,vote10 & want$ to knock d[n ! balance1 in/ead ( refund+ x to ! ,treasury4 ,b x is ! way ( ! ,treasury to take l[ views ( human motives4 ,! ,"l ,presid5t & ! ,vice-,presid5t h pass$ away4 ,x may be t ! dual control 0 unworkable2 b !re 0 some?+ to be said = x4 ,! ,v4,p4 0 n a fir/-class ,m9i/]2 ! ,presid5t 0 n a fir/-class educationali/4 ,!re=e ! ,v4,p4 put on ! /eam1 & ! o!r put on ! brake4 ,we are n[ bett] able to appreciate ! value ( ! arrangem5t4 ,!re came a *ange aft] an ,act ( #ahii4 ,! ,education ,dep>tm5t ( ! ,privy ,c\ncil cut ! cable1 became indep5d5t1 & took ! title ( 8,bo>d ( ,education40 ,my ,lords vani%$1 & ! ,"l ,presid5t & ,vice-,presid5t 7 trans=m$ into a ,presid5t & a ,p>liam5t>y ,secret>y4 ,! =m] may be *os5 f ei!r ,h\se1 b ! fir/ to hold (fice 0 a noble "l :o w\ld h fitly adorn$ ! po/ ( ,"l ,presid5t ( ! ,c\ncil4 ,he 0 foll[$ by a philosophic common]2 & he aga9 by o!r common]s1 :om _! fri5ds applaud$1 & _! enemies sev]ely c5sur$ = _! activity4 ,x may be sugge/$ t a m exp]i5c$ /atesman 9 ! ,upp] ,h\se might h ex]cis$ a :olesome re/ra9+ influ5ce4 ,on a =m] page ! ,"l ,presid5t 0 disrespectfully comp>$ ) ! tall footman4 ,! p]man5t secret>y occupies ! m exalt$ position ( head wait]4 ,x is to ! head wait] t ! exp]i5c$ travell] pays c\rt4 ,he controls ! loaves & fi%es1 & )\t him "o may hang on & />ve :ile o!rs wax fat4 ,he arranges ! tables1 & gives to 8 *os5 fri5ds corn] seats by ! fire1 or *oice spots 9 ! b[ w9d[ comm&+ a ri* prospect2 b to ! ungodly a draughty place ne> ! door4 ,z ! old] visitors drop (f1 x is 8 to move up ^? :o f9d fav\r 9 8 eyes1 & to let ! runagates cont9ue 9 sc>c5ess4 ,if he smiles1 ! und]/rapp]s sc[l 9 va93 a ^w to ! great man w d all t is want$4 ,! directors1 ! manag] :o appo9t$ him1 pret5d to sup]ior dignity1 & _! emolum5ts are on a m g5]\s scale3 b 9 _! secret he>ts !y admit t ! key to ! success ( ! e/abli%m5t is 9 ! h&s ( ! matre d'htel4 ,^! valuable1 if t$i\s1 reflections come to me too late4 ,i nev] paid c\rt to ! great man3 ,i nev] w5t ne> him1 unless ,i want$ some?+ v mu*4 ,x 0 suffici5t = me to cultivate ! goodwill ( ! wait] at my table1 ?\gh ,i 0 well aw>e t he w\ld endure b = a "t4 ,z soon z ,i _h got to "k ,ros5crantz he 0 mov$ on1 & ,i _h to beg9 aga9 ) ,guild5/]n4 ,i sat 9 a d>k corn] & c>efully avoid$ ! ma/] eye4 ,b ,i 0 v well treat$4 ,presid5ts1 ,v4,p4's1 secret>ies1 & all ! ho/ t call$ !mselves 8,my ,lords0 tr\ble me no m4 ,i c sit l ,amyas ,leigh on ,lundy & dream ( my old fri5ds & foes3 8,& ,i saw him sitt+ 9 8 cab9 l a valiant g5tleman ( ,spa91 & 8 (fic]s 7 sitt+ r\nd him ) _! swords ^u ! table at ! w9e4 ,& ! prawns & ! crayfi%1 & ! rockl+ !y swam 9 & out above _! heads44440 ,%ad[y presid5ts & vice-presid5ts2 /urdy ,sir ,francis ) 8 pleasant smile & ri* ,doric acc5t2 ! grim & cauti\s head ( ,cum92 %>p-tongu$ ,a41 r\gh-tongu$ ,b41 d\ble-tongu$ ,c41 honey-tongu$ ,d4 8,%e lies 9 fifte5 fa?oms at ! edge ( ! rocks1 ^u ! s&1 & h] m5 are ly+ all ar\nd h]1 asleep until ! ,judgm5t ,day40 ,& s ,i bid !m f>ewell4 ,requiescant 9 pace1 z !y let me d4 ,,footnotes3 #ag ,circul>itis3 ! symptoms ( ?is di/ress+ compla9t are eruptions ( ,circul>s1 ,memor&a1 & ,in/ructions address$ to ! s]vants ( ! ,dep>tm5t1 or to ,s*ool ,bo>ds1 or o!r local au?orities1 & (t5 produc+ great local irritation4 ,x is said t ! disease is almo/ :olly conf9$ to ,:itehall4 #ah ,aid ,grant3 ! ,volunt>y ,s*ool ,act1 #ahig1 gave an #8aid grant' n exce$+ #es4 p] s*ol>1 c41 to ,volunt>y s*ools4 ,?is enabl$ ! manag]s to increase ! tea*]s' sal>ies1 or to improve ! build+s & furniture4 #ai ,code3 e ye> ! ,bo>d issue a ,code ( regulations = ,public ,elem5t>y ,s*ools4 ,?is directs ! c\rse ( in/ruction & fixes ! annual ,gov]nm5t grant4 ,,*apt] ,,xv ,,manag]s 8,to say #8ay' & #8no' to ^! p>ticul>s is m ?an to answ] 9 a ,cate*ism40--,z ,y ,l ,x4 ,:at is a manag]8 ,g5]ally "o t manages2 p>ticul>ly "o :o manages a s*ool4 ,be=e #aijc e s*ool 0 suppos$ to h at lea/ ?ree ( ^! pot5tates3 ov] ! o!rs t[]$ ! ,correspond5t2 9 "s cases !re 0 no "o beh9d or bel[ ! ,correspond5t2 & :5 ! ?ree necess>y signatures _h to be provid$ z a w>ranty = ! accuracy ( /ati/ical returns1 ! ,dep>tm5t advis$ rec\rse to a m9i/] ( religion1 a ,j4,p41 or a bank]4 ,b ,squire ,broadl&s us$ to call 9 8 wife & 8 g>d5]4 ,!y put _! names :]e !y 7 told1 & ask$ no que/ions4 8,manag+0 includ$ ! appo9tm5t ( tea*]s1 g5]al sup]vision ( ! process ( ,education1 upkeep ( ! fabric1 & pay+ ! bills4 ,incid5tally ?is br\ght ) x ! rais+ ( ! necess>y funds4 ,!re 0 ! weight t pull$ !m d[n4 ,! ,correspond5t 0 usually ! ,rector2 or1 9 ,roman ,ca?olic s*ools1 ! ,prie/4 ,he c>ri$ on ! endless lett]-writ+ ) ,my ,lords2 secur$ tea*]s2 kept !m 9 ord]2 &1 above all1 kept ,h4,m4,i4 9 good temp]1 especially by votive (f]+s ( lun*4 ,9 ,bo>d s*ools ! ,cl]k1 z a rule1 did all ?is "w1 except ! lun*4 ,!re ,h4,m4,i4 0 left to ! uncov5ant$ m]cies ( ! *>itable4 ,at ! pres5t day all ?is is *ang$4 ,! s-call$ manag]s h ! %ad[ ( p[] )\t ! sub/ance3 !y appo9t tea*]s1 :o at once pass f _! control3 & !y h to raise money = l&lord's repairs f ratepay]s :o are already ov]burd5$ ) ! exp5ses ( _! t5ancy4 ,b !y h got rid ( ,=m ,,ix4 ,:at 0 ,=m ,,ix48 ,9 ! d>k ages be=e ! ,act ( #aijb ?is 0 ! /umbl+-/one ( manag]s & a rock ( (f5ce to inspectors4 ,at ! end ( ! s*ool ye> ,=m ,,ix4 arriv$ at ! correspond5t's h\se1 & !nce=? sleep 0 bani%$ f 8 pill[4 ,!re 7 c\ntless que/ions spread ov] n9e pages ( foolscap1 & arrang$ sometimes 9 horizontal1 sometimes 9 v]tical columns4 ,= ! unw>y !re 7 m traps to ! squ>e in* ?an are conta9$ 9 any o!r n9e pages 9 ! _w4 ,two pages 7 devot$ *iefly to signatures & g5]al decl>ations4 7,dolus latet 9 g5]alibus47 ,two m 7 = ! s*ool acc\nts2 five rema9$ = ! /ati/ics ( ! s*ool2 ! size ( ! rooms2 ! names1 ages1 sal>ies1 qualifications1 & pa/ hi/ories ( all ! tea*]s2 ! numb] ( *ildr5 on ! rolls2 ! numb] 9 av]age att5dance2 ! numb] at ea* age betwe5 #c & #ad2 & s on4 ,x requir$ _m h\rs ( lab\r f ! head tea*]s be=e x rea*$ ! treasur]3 a skilful f9anci] 0 ! treasur] :o c\ld complete 8 %>e 9 a day4 ,at ! (fice 9 ,:itehall !re 0 an army ( cl]ks1 ^: duty x 0 to exam9e ,=m ,,ix4 & to hunt = errors & omissions4 ,i h he>d !m comp>$ ) ! railway m5 at important junctions1 :o tap ! c>riage :eels ) a hamm] 9 se>* ( flaws or fractures2 &1 accord+ to popul> rum\r1 receive z mu* z half-a-sov]eign if !y detect a fault4 ,b x 0 alleg$ t 9 ! case ( ! cl]ks ! rew>d 0 z l[ z sixp5ce2 ?is1 ,i feel sure1 0 a libel on ! lib]ality ( ! ,dep>tm5t4 ,_! ,lord%ips enc\rag$ accuracy by a pr9t$ w>n+ to ! effect t any mi/ake might involve a delay ( six weeks 9 ! paym5t ( ! grant2 & z ! sum involv$ might be #a1jjj1 or m1 & z int]e/ on an ov]draft at ! bank might be runn+ on 7) a possible ,bank ,rate ( f five to t5 p] c5t47 ?is 0 a s]i\s consid]ation4 ,x is (t5 said t ! ,cl]gy are bad m5 ( bus9ess4 ,if ?is means t !y h a habit1 :i* !y %>e ) wid[s1 & o!r n>r[-incom$ p]sons1 ( inve/+ 9 speculative und]tak+s ( ! wild-cat type1 ,i h no?+ to say to ! contr>y4 ,b :5 we get beyond ?is1 let "o :o has (ficially be5 a malleus mona*orum = _m ye>s ent] a prote/4 ,9 ! ord9>y local affairs1 & especially 9 ! control ( public meet+s1 !y are z a rule sup]ior to ! av]age layman1 simply because !y h m exp]i5ce4 ,& = ?is reason !y--& ,i emphatically include ! cl]gy ( ! ,*ur* ( ,rome--7 able to fill up ,=m ,,ix4 ) an ease to :i* ! unhall[$ lawy] or l& ag5t nev] atta9$4 ,x 0 a solicitor :o 9 two successive ye>s pres5t$ me ) a balance %eet %[+ a surplus on bo? sides ( ! acc\nt3 x 0 an e/ate ag5t :o--b let sleep+ dogs lie4 ,:5 ,=m ,,ix4 0 approximately f9i%$1 x 0 t5tatively (f]$ to ! ,inspector1 & ne>ly all classes ( manag]s 7 grateful = sugge/ions ( improvem5t4 ,! b5evol5t ,inspector w\ld run 8 eye d[n ! pages1 & w\ld say1 8,j put 9 #8,,no' twelve times 9 ^! columns1 & #8,,yes' ?irty-six times d[n !re20 & ! ?+ 0 done4 ,x matt]$ little :at 0 !reby affirm$ or d5i$1 if ! ,inspector v\*$ x4 ,b ?is edit+ 0 (t5 a s]i\s addition to our lab\rs2 = x might involve a consid]able am\nt ( rese>* & "s delicate enquiries4 8,date ( bir? ( ! assi/ant mi/ress80 ,:at a "q to ask a lady6 ,i us$ to soo! ! pati5t by je/+ly propos+ impossible pre-hi/oric dates1 & s com+ g5tly d[n to ! irr$ucible m9imum ( ! approximate tru?4 ,& ! manag]s always lik$ to he> ! old ,b> /ory3 ,c\nsel3 ,pray1 h[ old are y1 madam8 ,witness3 ,well1 if y mu/ "k1 ,i 0 born 9 ! ye> '#fd4 ,c\nsel 7bl&ly73 ,a4,d4 or ,b4,c48 ,once a manag] came to me dur+ ! inspection & ask$ to h ,=m ,,ix4 back = a m9ute4 ,i produc$ x1 & he expla9$3 8,old ,miss ,grey1 :5 %e br+s me ! ,=m1 always asks to h x back aga91 be=e y come1 s t %e may run h] eye ov] x4 ,!n ,i look at x1 & ,i always f9d t %e has left a blank = h] #8date ( bir?4' ,%e gets x back f me1 fills 9 ! date1 & gives y ! ,=m3 !n ,i get x back aga9 to see h[ %e is gett+ on1 & v sl[ progress %e makes40 8#8,"* ( ! late ma/]8' ,h[ v awkw>d3 aft] ! la/ report1 y "k1 we really 7 oblig$ to make a *ange1 & p d say he 0 n q--he seem$ at times a little--:at c ,i put !re80 8#8,pres5t address ( ! late mi/ress'--& %e di$ la/ ,novemb]4 ,eh80 ,x 0 n always possible to g into ^! details3 !re might be a tra9 to cat*3 & !n1 if any?+ w5t wrong1 ! manag] w\ld lay ! blame on ! broad back ( ! ,inspector4 8,i _h ,=m ,,ix4 return$ to me la/ ye>10 said a s\?-c\ntry incumb5t to me3 8,i ?9k ,pluckham1 our ,inspector--d y "k ,pluckham8--might h correct$ x = me3 ,i gave ! fell[ lun*1 don't y "k40 ,i assur$ him t !re 0 no reciprocal obligation 9 ! matt] ( lun*4 ,^! 7 comp>atively simple que/ions4 ,b ! acc\nts 7 appall+2 & !y _h to be audit$4 ,till rec5t ye>s ?is 0 n mu* ( an ordeal1 = an amateur auditor 0 easily satisfi$4 ,i myself 0 witness ( an audit :5 a treasur] pres5t$ 8 acc\nts to a fri5dly bank] = 8 c]tificate4 ,! skill$ acc\ntant add$ up ! figures1 & pron\nc$ ! result v good4 8,n[10 he ask$1 8:at h ,i to c]tify3 #8,t ,i h comp>$ ?is balance %eet ) ! acc\nts1 & ) ! regi/]s'8 ,:]e are ! regi/]s80 & he seiz$ ! v\*]s1 & ran ?r\gh !m3 !n he sign$ ! c]tificate4 ,! s*ool 0 n 9 my di/rict1 & ,i 0 n b\nd to rem>k t a regi/] ( s*ool att5dance is n ! same z a receipt$ acc\nt4 ,9 ! late 'n9eties a pr(essional auditor 0 requir$1 & aft] "s exp]i5ce ,i conclud$ t comp\nd addition & subtraction are no "p ( an auditor's education4 ,b ! process inspir$ confid5ce 9 ! public m9d4 ,:5 ladies & o!r simple s\ls und]took ! (fice ( treasur]1 !re 0 a *ance ( tr\ble4 ,two in/ances occur to me4 ,! fir/ 0 9 ! dep?s ( ,botia4 ,my sub-inspector & ,i _h to inspect a s*ool support$ by ! ,e>l ( ,x41 & manag$ by ! ,d[ag] ,c\ntess4 ,i _h be5 w>n$ t h] ,lady%ip 0 a little try+1 & ,i 0 prep>$ = ! wor/4 ,on ! appo9t$ day we drove a few miles f ! railway /ation1 & caught a glimpse ( ! ,hall z we pass$ ! lodge gates4 8,t's built 9 ! ,grotto /yle10 said my driv]1 & aft] mu* m$itation on ?is ord] ( ar*itecture1 ,i decid$ t he meant 8,go?ic40 ,y c\ld h>dly put an ,e>l into a grotto4 ,at ! s*ool door--! s*ool also 0 ,go?ic1 b ,i pref] ! ,v&als--,i 0 invit$ into a sort ( lobby1 :i* %\ld h be5 ! girls' cloakroom2 & !re 0 ! ,c\ntess4 ,%e 0 /ately1 b graci\s4 ,! acc\nts 7 a little p]plex+2 :at %\ld ,i advise8 ,i sugge/$ "s trivial alt]ations1 & !n notic$ t on ! ,income side !re 0 no record ( 8,s*ool-p5ce0 paid by ! *ildr53 if any _h be5 receiv$ !y mu/ be ent]$4 ,! ,d[ag] scorn$ ! idea3 !re 7 s*ool-p5ce1 b !y _h be5 receiv$ by ! ,mi/ress & _h be5 kept by ! mi/ress3 ,i ?9k %e consid]$ !m ,korban4 ,9 t case1 ,i said1 !y mu/ appe> on bo? sides ( ! acc\nt2 on ! ,exp5diture side !y mu/ be add$ to 8,mi/ress's ,sal>y40 ,! ,d[ag] 0 wro?3 %e clut*$ me by ! arm1 & w5t nigh to %ake me1 z ,que5 ,elizabe? 8%ook ! dy+ c\ntess40 8,my good sir10 %e said ) bit+ s>casm1 8,"l ,x4 is will+ to pay ! ord9>y exp5ses ( ! s*ool1 b he _c be expect$ to meet ^! additional *>ges4 ,is he to put d[n 9 ! acc\nts e trifl+ pres5t t he has giv5 ! mi/ress dur+ ! ye>80 ,i po9t$ out t if ! *ildr5 _h paid ! p5ce1 & ! mi/ress _h receiv$ ! p5ce1 ! ,e>l 0 safe3 all t rema9$ 0 to record ! paym5t & receipt4 ,o!rwise1 ,i said v emphatically1 ! acc\nts w\ld be return$ by ! ,dep>tm5t1 & paym5t ( ! grant w\ld be delay$ = weeks4 ,h] grasp relax$4 8,i ?9k ,i see10 %e said sl[ly3 & ,i escap$ into ! s*ool & jo9$ my colleague 9 ! exam9ation ( ! *ildr54 ,! ,d[ag] f9i%$ h] acc\nts by ! light ( my sugge/ions1 & foll[$4 ,my sub4 0 he>+ ! fir/ class read1 & at ! same "t 0 keep+ an eye on ! second class1 to :i* ! tea*] 0 giv+ ,dictation4 ,i saw h] ,lady%ip make h] way betwe5 ! wall & back r[ ( desks1 glanc+ ov] ! girls' %\ld]s1 z !y wrote3 ,i saw h] pause beh9d "o girl1 & ) a sugge/ive f+] indicate t a ^w 0 wrongly spelt3 ,i saw my ev] wat*ful colleague %oot out a long arm1 clut* ! girl's pap]1 crumple x up 9 8 pocket3 ,i he>d him cont9ue 9 8 *e]ful tones1 8,v nicely read1 ,m>y ,smi?2 g on1 ,jane ,br[n40 ,! ,c\ntess )drew3 ! ,grotto ,hall did n provide lun*3 ,i w\ld h giv5 a good deal to he> h] ,lady%ip's acc\nt ( ! morn+'s "w4 8,& o!r simple s\ls10 ,i said3 = ,i _h 9 my m9d ! /rangely p>allel conduct ( my fri5d ,mr4 ,%ippon4 ,citoy5 f]mi] ,%ippon 0 elect$ treasur] ( ! village s*ool1 & he f\nd ,=m ,,ix4 a h>d ?+ to tackle4 ,s f> 8 exp]i5ce ( public education _h only taught him t x int]f]$ ) ! supply ( *eap lab\r on f>ms2 notably 9 ! sc>+ ( cr[s1 & ! dropp+ ( 'tat]s4 ,:5 x came be=e him z an (f%oot ( ! ,civil ,s]vice 9 connexion ) a code & a balance %eet1 he 0--9 ! expressive language ( nor?-we/ ,engl&--8fairly moi!r$10#bj & he came to me = help4 ,i got a slate & collect$ ! items3 income f s*ool-p5ce1 subscriptions1 & proce$s ( a baza>--#ih #aas4 #d;d4 ,exp5diture on sal>ies1 books1 coal1 c4--#cf #hs4 #h;d4 ,balance 9 treasur]'s h&--#fb #bs4 #h;d4 ,if he w\ld copy d[n ^? figures1 he w\ld be safe4 8,na1 na1 x conna be10 said ,%ippon ) mu* emotion3 8yo've rackon$ 9 t' skule p5ce1 & t' gov]ness 'z took 'em all40 8,yes10 ,i said1 8b ,i h includ$ !m 9 h] sal>y3 x's z broad z x is long40 8,x conna be10 he repeat$ v emphatically2 8yo knaw n[t ab\t x40 ,:5 a man holds all ! c>ds1 he c keep 8 temp]1 & ,i laugh$1 & left him4 ,b ,i add$ a w>n+ t if he didn't br+ out a balance ( #fb #bs4 #h;d4 he w\ld get no grant2 & aft] "s weeks' m$itation he yield$4 ,manag]s g5]ally 7 f> m agreeable ?an ^! two3 we got to tol]ate "o ano!r1 & e/abli%$ an arm$ neutrality2 !n we made advances on ei!r side1 & 9 mo/ cases we became fri5ds4 ,!y became "p ( our little sol> sy/em 9 our annual revolution r\nd ! di/rict1 & z ! ye>s roll$ on we got /rangely to associate !m ) ! season ( ! ye> 9 :i* _! s*ool inspection fell due4 8,i hope1 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley1 y don't reg>d me z ,novemb]10 said a rector's wife to :om ,i _h made ?is confession4 ,i prev>icat$1 b ! association ( ideas 0 unavoidable4 ,we nev] met 9 any o!r mon?4 ,!re 7 places :i* ,i nev] saw except 9 w9t]3 !re 7 o!rs :i* ,i connect$ ) climb+ roses 9 ! village1 & great bun*es ( wild fl[]s 9 :ite jugs inside ! s*ool4 ,if ,i lun*$ ) ,a41 ,i _h ducks & gre5 peas3 ,b4 came 9 rhub>b-t>t "t 7,i hate rhub>b73 ,c4 f$ me on game3 ,d4 gave me ! fir/ m9ce-pies ( ,adv5t4 ,i knew ! exact spot 9 ,e4's g>d5 :]e he w\ld draw himself up to 8 full height & say1 8,novemb]'s sky is *ill & dre>03 & ,i 0 prep>$ = ,f4's annual def5ce ( ! ra9y wea!r by 8 *e]ful cry ( 8,febru>y fill-dyke1 don't y "k80 ,x 0 on ! way to ,g4 t ,i expect$ to see ! fir/ lamb ( ,m>*1 irresponsible z a daddy-long-legs3 & ! big mead[s beyond ,h4 seldom fail$ to %[ ! fir/ infant colt4 ,9 ,may ! cuckoo--b t rem9ds me ( a /ory told me by "o ( my mo/ hospitable manag]s1 good old ,mr4 ,s41 n[ gone to 8 re/4 ,he 0 exce$+ly deaf1 & "o talk$ to him ?r\gh tubes & trumpets1 b he bore 8 affliction mo/ *e]ily4 ,"o ,may night at d9n]--he himself told me ! /ory--8 neighb\r1 be+ a little emb>rass$ ) ! trumpet1 lo/ h] head1 & %\t$ into ! app>atus3 8,h y he>d ! cuckoo1 ,mr4 ,s480 8,n = ?irty ye>s10 he repli$ ) ke5 enjoym5t1 & ) 8 mo/ fa!rly smile4 ,! re/ 0 sil5ce4 ,to ! ,inspector1 possibly to ! manag]'s wife1 lun* 0 a m s]i\s "q ?an ,=m ,,ix4 ,soon aft] my appo9tm5t ,i consult$ an em95t ,london doctor ab\t "s ailm5t1 & 0 giv5 a /r+ ( diet>y rules1 among :i* "o rema9s 9 my memory3 8,= lun* y'll h a piece ( bread & butt] & a glass ( cold wat]40 ,t1 ,i said firmly1 0 impossible2 ,i 0 an inspector ( s*ools1 & "p ( my (ficial duty 0 to lun* ) ! p>son ( ! p>i%4 ,if ,i 7 to conf9e myself to ?is convict f>e1 ,i %\ld give grave (f5ce2 &1 moreov]1 %\ld weak5 public confid5ce 9 my judgm5t4 ,:o w\ld accept ! report ( a man :o lun*$ on bread & butt]1 :5 he c\ld get fatt$ calf8 ,he admitt$ ! plea4 ,my sup]ior (fic] ( t "t nev] lun*$ ) ! manag]s3 he said he lik$ to lun* ) 8 own family4 ,i 0 only a lodg]1 & a hungry "o2 & :5 ! cl]gy f\nd t ,i w\ld gladly accept _! hospitable (f]s1 ,i rose 9 _! e/imation4 ,b z "w increas$1 ?is mid-day meal became a burd52 & z ye>s increas$1 :at ,hom] calls 8! love ( meat & dr9k0 abat$2 !n came ! end ( =mal inspections1#ba & = ! rema9+ "t ,i lun*$ *iefly at railway /ations4 ,yet :ile ! lun*eon season la/$1 ,i _h _m pleasant h\rs1 & made _m valu$ fri5d%ips4 ,_m manag]s invit$ u out ( pure bro!rly k9dness3 "s possibly because x 0 usual to 8lun*0 ! inspector3 a few p]haps ) a fa9t hope t a good lun* might soo! ! savage bea/4 8,ask him to lun*10 wrote "o ( !m to a bro!r manag] on a piece ( pap]1 :i* 0 by *ance laid on ! table 9 front ( my unexpectant eyes1 & read be=e ,i knew :at ,i 0 read+3 8a little civility is nev] ?r[n away20 & ,i 0 fea/$ royally1 :ile my sub41 :o 0 go+ to m>k ! exam9ation pap]s1 0 s5t empty away4 ,i enjoy$ t lun*4 ,!re 7 "s manag]s :o craftily tri$ to *>ge ! inspectors' lun* to ! s*ool exp5ses4 ,:5 ?is 0 detect$1 we ceas$ to lun* !re4 ,b x 0 n always easy to trace4 ,i h he>d ( its be+ includ$ "u ! head ( 8,repairs40 8,y c't tell :at's 9 a bill10 said a ,liv]pool man to me 9 ?is connexion2 8did y ev] he> ab\t ! ,capta9's horse80 ,i nev] _h4 ,a ,liv]pool ,capta91 return+ f ,calcutta1 pres5t$ to ! own]s 8 acc\nt = out-(-pocket exp5ses4 ,times 7 bad1 & ! own]s criticis$ x ) unusual c>e4 ,!re 0 a *>ge ( t5 %ill+s = horse hire3 :at 0 ?is8 ,horses f ! riv] to ! (fice8 ,h[ f>8 ,:y didn't he walk8 ,! ,capta9 plead$ ! climate1 ! cu/om ( ! c\ntry1 sav+ ( "t4 ,all 9 va93 ! *>ge 0 disall[$4 ,aft] ! next voyage ! ,capta9 reappe>$ ) 8 usual acc\nt4 ,! own]s exam9$ x m9utely1 & ! s5ior p>tn] congratulat$ ! ,capta9 on ! improvem5t3 t horse didn't appe> aga94 8,he's !re all "r10 said ! ,capta9 frankly2 8y don't see him1 b he's !re40 ,a colleague told me he dislik$ lun*+ ) manag]s because x 0 s unpleasant to give !m a bad report aft] hav+ eat5 _! salt4 ,i _h no su* scruple1 because ,i admitt$ no connection betwe5 ! two ?+s4 ,x w\ld be an affront to my ho/s to suppose t !y wi%$ to corrupt me4 ,!re 71 ( c\rse1 manag]s ) :om "o did n lun*4 ,! h& ( ,d\glas is 8 own & s is 8 m\?4 ,b ,i nev] 0 r$uc$ to su* /rong words z 7 attribut$ by tradition to "o ( my pr$ecessors1 :om a squire _h r comm&$ ?an invit$ to lun* at ! ,manor4 8,tell him ,i w\ld r eat my lun* 9 a dit* "u a h$ge10 said ,h4,m4,i4 ,tak5 by itself )\t k ( antec$5t ju/ification ?is almo/ seems rude4 ,lun*1 ,i ma9ta9$1 0 extra-(ficial3 & mu* ( our "w 0 extra-(ficial4 ,aft] a few ye>s 9 a di/rict we became in=mal advis]s to v _m manag]s4 ,we advis$ on sites2 recomm5d$ ar*itects2 advis$ on ! plans ) ! ar*itects2 recomm5d$ head tea*]s & assi/ants4 ,:]e did we /op8 ,0 ,i n con/antly appeal$ to at lun* to recomm5d a really nice cook1 & a curate :o want$ a title8 ,i ?9k ,i e>n$ my lun*es4 ,a rem>kable in/ance occurs to me4 ,9 a c\ntry p>i% ! ,rector 0 lam5t+ ! collapse ( 8 s*ool at t morn+'s inspection4 ,he attribut$ x to ! /upidity ( 8 p>i%ion]s3 8 la/ lot 9 ! s\? _h be5 full ( g5ius4 ,i assur$ him t ?is 0 a delusion3 if y cut (f ! heads ( #ej boys 9 ,arcadia1 & #ej 9 ,botia1 & weigh$ _! bra9s--,arcadia v4 ,botia--y w\ld n f9d an ounce ( diff]5ce4 ,:at he want$ 0 n a new horse b a new driv]4 8,c\ld ,i f9d "o80 ,c]ta9ly3 !re 0 a fir/ rate man j leav+ a s*ool a few miles away2 & ,i gave p>ticul>s4 ,! man 0 appo9t$ at once2 ! s*ool pass$ out ( my di/rict1 & ,i ?\ght no m ( x4 ,b f\r ye>s lat] ,i got a lett] f ! ,rector1 full ( gratitude3 my nom9ee _h effect$ a re=mation3 he _h rais$ ! ,gov]nm5t ,grant f #gg to #acb1 r5d]+ unnecess>y ! collection ( a volunt>y rate4 ,he 0 8good all r\nd1 9 fact invaluable40 ,9 ! ?irtie? ye> aft] my recomm5dation1 :5 ! ,rector _h retir$1 & ! ma/] _h1 alas6 brok5 d[n1 ,i got f ! =m] a complete hi/ory4 ,n only _h ! grant ris5 to #agj1 8x _h nev] look$ back03 ! ma/]'s influ5ce out ( s*ool _h be5 equally priceless3 ! p>i% 0 *ang$4 ,i ?9k ,i e>n$ t lun*4 ,! humor\s feature ( ?is bran* ( our "w 0 t mo/ ( x 0 bitt]ly res5t$ by ! ,dep>tm5t4 ,!y in/ruct$ u to assi/ manag]s ) advice1 b ! selection ( good tea*]s & ! we$+ out ( bad ones sadly int]f]$ ) ! policy ( ! ,national ,tea*]s' ,union1 & ,:itehall trembles :5 x sees ! weake/ ( ! ,n4 ,u4 ,t4's4 ,a ^w ( f>ewell is due to ! lady manag]4 ,!re 0 a "t :5 %e 0 a prom95t p]sonage3 %e assi/$ at ! inspection1 & wait$ = h\rs t %e might see ! ,inspector blund]+ ov] ! 8g>m5ts40 ,%e call$ 8 att5tion to specially m]itori\s /it*es1 & deplor$ ! bl9dness ( ,my ,lords 9 _! selection ( sew+ te/s3 %e deprecat$ ma!matics1 & urg$ ! sup]ior claims ( h\sewif]y4 ,%e gave private in=mation on ! *>act]s ( ! pupil-tea*]s & ! *ildr51 g5]ally h9t+ t ! pretty ones 7 undesirable4 ,& %e _h ! /ronge/ views ab\t _! dress1 views t ! male inspector reg>d$ ) lack-lu/re eye4 ,x 0 n only at ! inspection t %e appe>$3 9 _m s*ools %e 0 to be f\nd )\t fail two or ?ree days a week2 possibly assi/+ 9 ! ne$lework2 possibly tak+ a g5]al int]e/ 9 ! girls3 always full ( good works4 ,alas6 h] class is ext9ct4 ,i ?9k ! cold disapproval %[n by ! pr(essional tea*] has froz5 h] out4 ,or is x t ! haughty *ildr5 res5t intrusion8 ,or t ! compreh5sive1 critical glance1 :i* ev5 ,/&>d ,i4 w\ld ca/ at h] dress :5 %e ent]$ ! room1 made x impossible = h] to cont9ue h] visits )\t 8mak+ a toilette0 = e visit8 ,^! are my/]ies hidd5 f ! male eye4 ,) ! pass+ ( ! ,act ( #aijb came ! ,pass+ ( ! manag]1 male & female4 ,n[ !re is a committee2 !re is a correspond5t2 !re is a c>etak]2 b ! greate/ ( ^! is ! c>etak]4 ,& ) ! o!r *ange came ! pass+ ( ,=m ,,ix4 z an amateur "w4 ,"p ( x is done by ! tea*]s1 "p by ! local au?ority2 ! manag]s are free f x1 & ! inspector sees x no m4 ,if ,i ?\ght any manag] ( ! _m :o befri5d$ me w\ld read :at ,i write1 ,i w\ld bid him f>ewell2 & = 8 consolation ,i w\ld ref] him to ! op5+ s5t5ces ( ,dr4 ,johnson's ,preface to 8 ,diction>y3 8,x is ! fate ( ^? :o toil 444 to be r driv5 by ! fe> ( evil ?an attract$ by ! prospect ( good2 to be expos$ to c5sure1 )\t hope ( praise2 to be disgrac$ by misc>riage1 or puni%$ = neglect1 :]e success w\ld h be5 )\t applause1 & dilig5ce )\t rew>d40 ,,footnotes3 #bj #8,moi!r$' equival5t to #8h>ass$' or #8emb>rass$1' b mu* easi] to spell4 ,9 ,norfolk x is #8m!r$'4 #ba ,9 ! 'n9eties annual inspections 9 a giv5 mon?1 ) =mal notice to ! manag]s s5t at lea/ t5 days 9 advance1 7 discont9u$1 & #8visits )\t notice1' paid at any "t ( ! ye>1 7 sub/itut$4 ,! result 01 t ! manag]s did n "k ( our pres5ce 9 _! s*ools1 &1 unless we s5t = !m1 we saw no "o4 ,,*apt] ,,xvi ,,s*ool ,,bo>ds 8,all[+ him a brea?1 a little sc5e ,to mon>*ize1 be fe>'d1 & kill ) looks40 ,ri*>d ,,ii4 ,! object ( ! ,education ,act ( #ahgj 0 to supply all ,engl& ) effici5t s*ools4 ,if volunt>y ef=t fail$1 special ma*9]y 0 devis$ 8n to supplant1 b to supplem5t40 ,puri/s object$ t 8supplem5t0 0 a vile misuse ( a n\n z a v]b4 ,on ! analogy ( 8complete10 8complem5t10 x %\ld be 8supplete02 b ! nation %rugg$ its %\ld]s4 ,?is ma*9]y 0 summ$ up 9 ! phrase 8,s*ool ,bo>d02 & = ?irty-two ye>s ! ,s*ool ,bo>d 0 ! idol ( "o p>ty & ! bugbe> ( ano!r4 ,x _h ! same /range effect on ! morals ( m5 t is attribut$ to horses4 ,x is said t m51 :o 9 ! ord9>y affairs ( life are hone/1 tru?ful1 & temp]ate1 lose all control ov] ^! qualities :5 !y are conc]n$ 9 ! sale or pur*ase ( a horse4 ,& s x 0 ) ^! ,bo>ds4 ,:5 a "q arose ( ! =mation ( a ,s*ool ,bo>d1 ! p>ties on ea* side laps$ into hea!nism2 hea!nism ( a l[ type4 ,di/ort$ figures & facts p\r$ 9 at ,:itehall1 & 7 ev5tually =w>d$ to ! ,inspector 8= report1 & obs]vations02 & if x _h n be5 an un(ficial act1 ,h4,m4,i4 w\ld h blu%$ z he read !m4 8,& !n ,i saw :at ,i _h nev] se5 be=e1 ,?rasyma*us blu%+10 says ,plato 9 8 ,republic4 ,!re 0 "o p>ticul> combatant1 a buttress & eke a pill> ( 8 d5om9ation1 a philan?ropi/1 & an educational mission>y1 :o1 :5 any "q ( ,s*ool ,bo>ds arose1 exhibit$ s mu* ( :at a c]ta9 ,"l ,ju/ice call$ 8! inaccuracy ( ,ananias0 t ,i _h to w>n ! ,education ,dep>tm5t to all[ him a special disc\nt4 ,he 0 happy 9 ! opportun5ess ( 8 dea?2 = he did n live to see ! ,act ( #aijb1 :i* de/roy$ ,s*ool ,bo>ds & ?us took away ! occupation alike ( iconolat]s & iconocla/s4 8,ow] bad = bless+1 & ow] gude = bann+ l ,rob ,roy0 0 ,&rew ,fairs]vice's immortal phrase1 & x may be ! epitaph ( ,s*ool ,bo>ds4 8,i wat*$ by _! cradle1 & ,i foll[$ _! he>se0 ,i may add 9 ,grattan's no less r5[n$ phrase3 = ,i rock$ ! cradle ( _m ,bo>ds 9 #ahga1 & m9e 7 two ( ! dry eyes t not$ ! int]m5t ( ! ,man*e/] ,bo>d 9 #aijc4 ,b happily my connection ) ! in/itution did n end !re2 9 ! ,isle ( ,man ,s*ool ,bo>ds /ill exi/2 a population ( #ej1jjj has tw5ty-"o ,bo>ds to sup]9t5d its education1 & n less ?an #aaj devot$ m5 & wom5 /ruggle to keep d[n ! rates4 ,! advantage ( ! ,s*ool ,bo>d sy/em 0 t x provid$ a body ( m5 :o _h an opportunity ( be+ acqua9t$ ) ! wants ( ! place2 usually qualifi$ by resid5ce to att5d meet+s2 & ) l>ge p[]s ( rais+ money to c>ry on ! "w4 ,! disadvantage 0 t x put te*nical1 skill$ lab\r into ! h&s ( m5 f :om no pro( ( skill 0 requir$2 & 9 v _m places into ! h&s ( m5 :o 7 manife/ly skill-less4 ,9 ! l>ge t[ns ! ,bo>d might become a ,debat+ ,society1 b if x escap$ ?is sn>e1 x (t5 did well4 ,9 small villages sometimes x 0 a f>ce1 sometimes a trag$y4 ,9 mo/ places1 :e!r l>ge or small1 ! real p[] fell into ! h&s ( "o man1 ei!r ! cl]k or ! *airman1 :o manag$ bo? ,s*ool ,bo>d & ,bo>d ,s*ool4 ,d y ask = an in/ance8 ,at a ,bo>d ,s*ool inspection1 notic+ t !re 7 n en\gh desks = ! *ildr51 ,i ask$ ! *airman1 :o 0 pres5t1 to see t ! defici5cy 0 made good at once4 ,he assur$ me t x w\ld be done )\t delay4 8,:5 does ! ,bo>d meet80 ,i ask$4 8,oh1 we don't meet3 ,i get :at is want$ & !n on m>ket-day ,i g d[n to ! t[n1 :]e ,i am sure to f9d ! memb]s2 !y are all f>m]s4 ,i say to ,br[n1 #8,! ,inspector 0 "h la/ week2 wants "s m desks2 always ask+ = some?+2 suppose y agree8' ,& he says1 #8,:atev] y ?9k is "r1 ,mr4 ,*airman4' ,!n ,i g on to ,jones1 & ,rob9son1 & ,snooks1 & !y all agree4 ,we don't bo!r ab\t a meet+1 except once a ye> to make up ,=m ,,ix4 = y\r inspection40 ,:at admirable discipl9e6 ,! absolute unfitness = any educational "w ( "s ,bo>ds l$ to /range results4 ,some:]e 9 ,wales ,i _h s5t notice to a ,bo>d t ,i propos$ to meet !m at a c]ta9 place on a c]ta9 day4 ,!y s5t no answ]1 b ,i kept my own appo9tm5t1 & f\nd ! ,bo>d duly assembl$4 ,i began by sugge/+ t x 0 usual to answ] (ficial lett]s4 ,!y decl>$ inteet !y did n "k :]e ,i liv$1 & h[ c\ld !y s5d a lett]8 ,i po9t$ out t ! (ficial notepap]1 ^u :i* ,i wrote1 _h ! address pr9t$ at ! top4 ,?is emb>rass$ !m3 b ! true explanation 0 giv5 to me aft]w>ds4 ,!re 0 n a man on ! ,bo>d :o c\ld read & write1 & !y _h to take all _! correspond5ce to ! m>ket-t[n to get ! advice ( ! ,cl]k to ! ,gu>dians be=e !y c\ld reply4 ,!y 7 9 too small a way ( educational bus9ess to h a cl]k ( _! own4 ,a p>allel b m amus+ case occurr$ 9 ,engl&4 ,!re 0 a fi]ce cont5tion among ! memb]s ( a ,bo>d ab\t ! site ( ! propos$ new s*ool1 & ! knot seem$ wor?y ( ! int]v5tion ( ,my ,lords4 ,aft] "s correspond5ce ,i 0 s5t d[n ) in/ructions to report4 ,x 0 arrang$ t ,i %\ld meet ! ,bo>d at ! *airman's h\se 7he 0 a f>m]71 & ?i!r ,i w5t1 & f\nd him alone4 ,& let me "h rem>k1 t a ,norfolk f>m] is n l a f>m] 9 ! %ires4 ,he might f>m f #c1jjj to #d1jjj acres4 ,he expla9$ ! argum5ts = & aga9/ ea* site1 & w5t on to express 8 regret t ,i 0 n likely to meet "s memb]s ( ! ,bo>d4 8,:]e is ! ,rector80 ,i ask$4 8,v ill1 & conf9$ to ! h\se40 8,i see 9 ! correspond5ce file t ,mr4 ,a4 is /rongly 9 fav\r ( ! nor? site4 ,w he be "h80 8,well1 ,i fe> n3 ! fact is t !re is an affiliation summons out aga9/ him1 &1 z he is an eld] ( ! ---- *apel1 he is r a%am$ to %[ 8 face40 8,mr4 ,b41 ! treasur]1 is on ! same side80 8,yes1 & ,i expect him "h e m9ute3 b1 if y w excuse me1 ,i w\ld r y saw him 9 ! o!r room3 ,i h _h to s]ve him ) a writ = sl&] 9 consequ5ce ( "s rem>ks he made at ! la/ ,bo>d meet+1 & we don't speak40 8,!n !re is only ,mr4 ,c80 8,yes3 & he promis$ to be "h4 ,p]haps y c\ld call at 8 h\se on y\r way to ! sites8 ,& "h comes ! treasur]40 ,i met ! ,fir/ ,"l ( ! ,treasury 9 ! d9+-room4 8,morn+1 ,mr4 ,b4 ,ab\t t site3 "h is ! ordnance map3 y want ! s*ool to be built j !re1 don't y80 8,well1 sir10 said he1 8,i'm no s*ol>4 ,b :atev] y ?9k "r1 ,i am agreeable to40 ,i b[$ him out1 & return$ to ! *airman3 8,says he is no s*ol>1 ,mr4 ,*airman80 8,:at1 ,john ,b48 ,no1 he c't read or write40 ,i ro>$4 ,a cricket team w\ld h be5 m p>ticul> 9 *oos+ a scor]4 ,w\ld ,i m9d call+ on ! err+ eld]1 & on ,william ,c48 ,n at all4 ,we salli$ =? & s\ght !m4 ,! affiliat$ eld] 0 n at home4 ,william ,c4 0 haymak+3 he 0 old & deaf1 & ! *airman reproa*$ him 9 /5torian tones3 8,:y1 ,william1 y did promise me to come d[n to m9e#bb to meet ! ,inspector1 if y nev] came aga940 ,! old man gr9n$1 & %ook h&s1 & excus$ himself3 8,yu see1 sir1 ,i've a dale ( hay out1 & ,i'm a bit h>d ( he>91 & !y du all talk at once40 ,i gave him pl5>y absolution1 & ask$ 8 cons5t to ! bett] site4 ,:atev] ,i ?\ght "r1 he 0 agreeable to4 ,& we p>t$ ! be/ ( fri5ds4 ,i _h tea at ! f>m1 & w5t back home4 ,i laugh$ all ! way to ! /ation1 & 9 ! tra91 & ,i laugh$ 9 ! small h\rs ( ! night4 ,& ,i recall$ h[ ,i once w5t ) a colleague to see 8,! ,tempe/40 ,at ! end ( ! fir/ ,act he turn$ 9 8 /all & said3 8,did y ev] consid] :at admirable mat]ials = a ,s*ool ,bo>d !y _h on t isl&8 ,look "h30 & he %[$ me 8 annotat$ programme4 8,prosp]o1 ,tory ,l&lord1 exp]t 9 ,elem5t>y ,sci5ce1 & ,language1 :i* he taught to ,caliban4 ,mir&a1 qualifi$ by entire ignorance to sup]9t5d ! ,girls' sew+4 ,antonio1 ,lib]al1 ,lead] ( ! ,opposition4 ,/ephano1 a drunk5 butl]1 repres5t+ ! ,trade4 ,caliban1 ,agricultural ,lab\r]s' ,union1 ,primitive ,me?odi/ int]e/4 ,!re y are2 five memb]s complete40 8,& ,ariel80 ,i ask$1 mu* int]e/$4 8,! tricksy _s %all be ,cl]k to ! ,bo>d1 & %all bamboozle ! lot1 & ,my ,lords too40 ,!re are "s ,educationi/s :o nev] get free ( ! %op4 ,ano!r ,bo>d annually /irr$ me to mir?ful compassion1 because ,i knew1 & none o!r knew1 t x ow$ its bir? to defective ari?metic4 ,! p>i% _h a population ( sev]al ?\s&s2 :5 ! s*ool accommodation & requirem5ts 7 comp>$ 9 ! e>ly 'sev5ties1 a n\ght got wrong1 z n\ghts w d at times1 & a deficit ( #acj places 0 ann\nc$4 ,! real deficit 0 #ac1 b x 0 no "o's bus9ess to *eck ! figures1 & #acj prevail$4 ,! p>i% decl9$ to build1 & a ,s*ool ,bo>d 0 duly elect$4 ,x sp5t ! next t5 ye>s 9 po9t+ out to ! ,dep>tm5t 9 ,london t no new s*ool 0 want$2 & ,my ,lords unwill+ly agre$3 b no "o f\nd out ab\t ! n\ght4 ,& x 0 a v useful ,bo>d1 &1 l ! "y man1 ,godfrey ,b]tram ,hewitt1 9 ,guy ,mann]+1 0 89 a fair way ( do+ well 9 ! _w1 al?\gh he came some:at irregul>ly into x40 ,we (t5 laugh$1 or groan$--accord+ to our /&-po9t--at ! nigg>dl9ess ( c\ntry ,s*ool ,bo>ds2 b ! %oe did n p9* u4 ,bo? 9 ,nor? ,wales & 9 ,norfolk we _h to deal ) _m p>i%es :]e a p5ny rate br\ght 9 less ?an #aj4 ,e ?ird ye> !re might be a conte/$ election1 & ! co/ v>i$ f d4 to #a;d4 9 ! p\nd4 ,add to ?is ! co/ to ea* c&idate1 & ! intol]able worry ( a /orm 9 a tea-cup1 & x is n surpris+ t p>i%es ?us afflict$ 7 held up z awful w>n+s to unwill+ subscrib]s else:]e4 ,an exp]i5c$ obs]v] 9 ,*e%ire once rem>k$1 8,if ! av]age f>m] _h to *oose betwe5 ! ,colorado beetle & a ,s*ool ,bo>d1 he w\ldn't "k :i* way to g40 ,9 all ^! small p>i% ,bo>ds !re 0 a cl]k1 :o *>g$ f #aj to #bj a ye> = c>ry+ on ! correspond5ce :i* ! rector _h hi!rto und]tak5 gratuit\sly4 ,an ,anglesey incumb5t told me t he _h (f]$ to d ! cl]k's "w = no?+2 b ! *apel lead] said t no?+ %\ld induce him to entru/ ! "w to a *ur*man4 ,"o ,norfolk ,bo>d ,s*ool _h an av]age att5dance ( five *ildr52 !y co/ #bf apiece1 & x took a #c;d4 rate to pay ! cl]k3 ! total rate 0 #ac;d4 9 ! p\nd4 ,a ,norfolk f>m] rat$ on 8 ?\s& acres might be p>don$ = an economic zeal t 0 n always well direct$4 ,x 0 propos$ 9 "o p>i% to raise ! sal>y 7#dj a ye>7 ( ! head mi/ress4 8,:y10 said "o memb]1 8!t !re "y woman is gett9 a matt] ( saxte5 %ell9 a week3 look :at !t is = a "y woman z hesn't only h>self tu keep40 8,don't %oot !m3 !y are do+ _! be/10 might h be5 inscrib$ on ! c\ncil *amb]s ( _m ,bo>ds4 ,x 0 unfamili> & un9t]e/+ "w = mo/ ( !m2 & !y mu/ h sp5t _m we>y days on x4 ,9 ! e>ly days ( ! in/itution x 0 usual = two or ?ree memb]s to att5d ! s*ool inspection4 ,i ?9k ! cl]k w\ld tell !m x might s(t5 8?an :i* :at's h>d]8 ! 7,jewi%7 he>t0 ( ! ,inspector4 ,!y t\*$ _! =eheads l pl\ghboys1 :5 ,h4,m4,i4 arriv$1 & huddl$ toge!r l _! own ewes 9 n]v\s appreh5sion--ne> ! gate4 ,:]e w\ld ?is que/ion+ end8 ,7 ! ,bo>d immune8 8,if y[ 7 tu a/ me "s ( !m que/ions y[ a/ ! *ild]10 said "o bucolic bulw>k ( education1 8,i'd be t>rible put ab\t4 ,same "t1 if ,i _h y[ on my f>m----0 ,i admitt$ my limitations4 ,latt]ly !y ceas$ to att5d4 ,9 "o p>i% ,i saw no memb] ( ! ,bo>d = t5 ye>s1 & :5 x happ5$ t ! s*ool got a l[] grant ?an usual1 ! ,bo>d ( ! adjac5t p>i% reproa*$ ! abs5tees3 8,yo %uld ha loon*$ ?' inspector3 our *airman did1 & u did well40 8,mo/ p h _! price10 said ,walpole1 usually misquot$3 b m9e is n s mod]ate4 ,9 ! 'n9eties1 z ,i h said1 visits )\t notice took ! place ( ! field-day inspections1 & we lo/ sight ( ! c\ntry ,bo>ds4 ,!n came ! great ,act ( #aijb1 :i* aboli%$ all ! ,bo>ds & made ! c\nty or c\nty bor\gh ! unit1 in/ead ( ! civil p>i%4 8,^! our actors are melt$ into air1 into ?9 air10 & ! "n ( ,s*ool ,bo>d rema9s only to ! ,s*ool ,att5dance ,(fic]s1 ! paidagogoi1#bc :o1 ?\gh !y n[ repres5t ! ,education ,committees1 /ill keep _! old titles among ! populace4 ,be=e ,i close ! hi/ory1 let me app5d a /ory 9 connection ) ! old tri5nial elections m5tion$ above4 ,i read x 9 a ,norfolk pap] m ?an ?irty ye>s ago4 ,!re 7 n few] ?an five memb]s 9 ! smalle/ ,s*ool ,bo>d1 &1 z ! vote 0 cumulative1 !re 7 (t5 t5 or twelve c&idates = ! five1 or sev5 seats4 ,z ^! elections 7 frequ5t1 & elections to ,bo>ds ( ,gu>dians 7 annual1 vot]s & onlook]s 7 accu/om$ to a long li/ ( (fice seek]s2 & :5 !re 0 a ,p>liam5t>y by-election 9 a ,norfolk division1 & ! result 0 po/$ on ! walls1 ! ru/ic m9d 0 a little p]plex$ to f9d s small a field4 ,!re x 0 9 black & :ite3 ,br[n #c1def ,jones #b1igh ---- ,majority #dgh ,two yokels gaz$ at x & wond]$4 8,i 'xpact !t's ab\t !t !re elaction40 8,ya-z3 !re 0 only tew ( un got 91 ?\gh40 8,ya-z3 only !y tew a' ! top40 ,& ! o!r add$ ) an indescribable air ( cunn+3 8,ole ,majority di'nt get _m1 did 'a80 ,,footnotes3 #bb 8,m9e0 & 8y\rs0 9 ,e4 ,anglia /& = 8my h\se0 & 8y\r h\se40 #bc ,paidagogoi 7see ,galatians iii7 7 8n s*oolma/]s b slaves :o l$ *ildr5 to ! h\se ( ! s*oolma/]40 ,,*apt] ,,xvii ,,*ildr5 8,*ildr5 sweet5 lab\rs1 b !y make mis=tune m bitt]3 !y increase ! c>es ( life1 b !y mitigate ! remembrance ( dea?40 ,bacon4 ,bacon's !ory is v s\nd1 & x is "o t appeals to bo? inspectors & tea*]s4 ,!re are times :5 ! essayi/ lab\rs to be %ort1 & becomes obscure2 b "h 8 mean+ is pla91 z is 8 ciph] to ! ,am]ican exp]t3 *ildr5 79 s*ool7 are delightful2 b if y are m5tally worri$1 or physically 9 poor case1 !y are v try+4 ,! "w 7( inspect+ or tea*+7 takes x out ( y1 b x is a consolation to ?9k t dea? w br+ y relief4 ,i d n speak )\t exp]i5ce4 ,9 my fir/ ye> at ,*e/] ! population ( ! di/rict 0 ab\t #bje1jjj1 ( :om #cd1jjj %\ld h be5 at s*ool4 ,9 my la/ ye> at ,man*e/] ! di/rict compris$ ab\t #hhj1jjj p1 ( :om m ?an #aej1jjj 7 "u inspection3 = ! ,high] ,grade & ,high] ,elem5t>y ,s*ools _h br\ght 9 _m m ( ! l[]-middle class ?an us$ to patronise u4 ,r\ghly speak+1 ,i may say t = ?irty-two ye>s ,i sp5t five days a week1 holidays & extra "w except$1 9 ! /udy ( my ev]-increas+ flock2 _! habits1 _! physical *>act]i/ics 9 connection ) education1 _! morals & mann]s 7if any71 _! likes & dislikes1 _! "w & _! play4 ,9 ! c\rse ( ano!r ?irty-two ye>s ,i might h got to "k a little ab\t !m4 ,= ! b5efit ( o!r se>*]s1 & t !y may beg9 :]e ,i leave (f1 ,i record "h a v small fraction ( ! result ( my exp]i5ces 9 s*ool4 ,! physical *>act]i/ic side is "o ( absorb+ int]e/4 ,i h long regrett$ t ,i did n give special att5tion to 8,e>s1 _! influ5ce on1 & indication (1 "*40 ,!re is room = a valuable monograph on ?is subject4 ,! k9dr$ topic ( hair 0 my special /udy4 ,i regret t my !ories on hair 7 receiv$ ) su* g5]al incr$ulity t ,i %r9k f cru%+ ?is simple record ( facts by introduc+ matt] s debatable4 ,ev5 ! r\gh conclusions :i* "o =m$ by not+ ! size & %ape ( heads 7 n :olly acceptable4 ,x is n always easy at fir/ sight ( a massive br[ 78top-heavy = ,%akespe>e07#bd to decide :e!r x conta9s bra9s or wat] on ! bra94 ,simil>ly ,i believe 9 ! political _w ! man ) a swoll5 head is (t5 mi/ak5 9 ! e>li] days ( acqua9tance =--b ,i am go+ beyond my la/4 ,let u keep to saf] gr\nd4 ,x 0 once po9t$ out to me t ! ma9 feature ( ,am]ican hum\r is be/ describ$ by a ,greek phrase mean+ 8contr>y to expectation40 ,?is c]ta9ly is ! mo/ delightful feature ( *ildr51 b x is manife/ *iefly 9 _! conv]sation4 ,9 mo/ respects !y are ! slaves ( habit1 & _! games are ! /ronge/ in/ance ( ?is4 ,( all boys x may be ass]t$ t1 if ,socrates 7 to enquire into _! ideas ( ,pleasure1 he w\ld r$uce !m to 8motion )\t ex]tion1 & some?+ to d ) a ball40 8,a :eel & a ball0 is tempt+ z a concise summ>y1 b 8:eel0 w\ld exclude horse-rid+1 boat+1 skat+1 & "s o!rs4 ,if x is argu$ t cycl+1 skat+1 & boat+ connote ex]tion1 ,i reply t to boys ( ,public ,elem5t>y ,s*ool age ! delightful "p is ! cont9u\s motion :i* !y get by int]mitt5t ex]tion1 & t !y w *e]fully drag a bicycle up a /eep hill = ! sake ( ! gratuit\s desc5t4 ,?is great !ory compreh5ds all ,engli% boys f top to bottom ( ! social ladd]3 9 details !re are po9ts ( simil>ity & ( ! opposite betwe5 ! old ,public ,s*ools & ! #ae1jjj ,public ,elem5t>y ,s*ools4 ,! !ory ( p]iodicity is common to bo?1 b 9 ! =m] ! pr9ciple :i* allots ! summ] mon?s to cricket 7or ! cult ( ! less] ball71 & ! w9t] to football 7or ! cult ( ! great] ball71 is climatic4 ,! 8little1 wee1 wee0 balls us$ = fives1 racquets1 & t5nis1 are p]5nial4 ,9 our elem5t>y s*ools1 also1 !re is a law ( seasons1 b ,i h nev] be5 able to =mulate x1 & ,i "k ( no reason = ! alt]nations4 ,at "o "t all ! boys play tip-cat1 :i* ,%akespe>e w\ld call 8a dreadful trade03 a cru/y old ba*elor says 8x c\nts fifty if y break a w9d[1 & x is game if y put out "o eye ( a pass]-by03 ?is apocryphal ,rule ,i4 is ! only "o promulgat$4 ,at ano!r season hoops are de rigueur3 at ano!r m>bles3 ^! recreations are little kn[n 89 ! play+ fields ( ,eton1 :]e ! battle ( ,wat]loo 0 won40 ,! girls h skipp+-ropes1 less deadly ?an tip-cat1 b v injuri\s to ! bridge ( ! nose1 or ! be/ hat ( ! peaceful pass5g]3 & !y h ,jacks1 alias skip-jacks1 knuckle bones1 a/ragaloi4 ,i ?9k hop-scot*1 :i* drives ! pass]-by on to ! high-road to be jugg]naut$ by motors1 is common to bo? sexes4 ,! pursuit ( a football1 or any *eap sph]oidal sub/itute1 is p]5nial = boys4 ,9 ?is rotation ( games1 !n1 !re is resemblance ( a sort4 ,b !re is a lam5table dissimil>ity 9 ! _s ( ! game/]s4 ,our elem5t>y boy has h>dly ! mo/ elem5t>y idea ( s*oolboy hon\r4 ,he beg9s ) ! loa?some practice ( tell+ tales1 n to be nam$ among ,*ri/ians2 ,a4 tells tales ( ,b41 n because he hates wrong or loves rules1 b to raise 8 own value 9 ! eyes ( ! common enemy4 ,?is is to put self above ! common good4 ,f ?is beg9n+ he easily arrives at ! deadly vice ( ! work+ class1 ! incapacity = play+ fair1 & = play+ )\t qu>rell+4 ,:5 !y are boys1 _! cricket & football are "o long wrangle2 :5 !y gr[ up1 !y n only buy & sell conte/s1 !y ev5 attempt ! life ( ! umpire1 :o %\ld be sacrosanct z ! h]ald4 ,& f ?is blunt$ s5se ( hon\r comes ano!r abom9able habit1 fir/ among boys3 !y ask a boon--"s special indulg5ce1 p]haps--& obta9 x on special t]ms ( do+ or ab/a9+ f do+ some?+ else2 b :5 ! boon is grant$ !y h no scruple :atev] ab\t break+ ! condition prec$5t4 ,h5ce comes "o ( ! uglie/ features ( trade disputes1 ! incapacity = keep+ a b>ga94 ,"h1 z ,i said1 !y are ! slaves ( habit4 ,x is 9 _! spee* t ! unexpect$ness triumphs2 & ! y\ng] ! *ild ! m unexpect$ are 8 rem>ks4 ,_m an inspector1 _m a tea*]1 has be5 r$uc$ to utt] confusion by ^! r&om %ots4 ,x 0 "o ( my own /aff :o came to grief 9 a c\ntry s*ool 9 ?is way4 ,he _h be5 exam9+ ,/&>d ,,ii4 9 ! multiplication table1 & ! village idiot 0 9 ! class4 ,!y dealt ) fair success ) ! simpl] problems1 & ,mr4 ,rackem 0 embold5$ to so> high]4 8,h[ mu* is elev5 twelves80 he ask$1 & !re 0 none to answ]4 ,he put x 9 a m se>*+ way3 8,:o kn[s h[ mu* is elev5 twelves80 ,& ! village idiot answ]$ 8,gawd10 t be+ ! g5]ally accept$ answ] to difficult que/ions c\*$ 9 t =m4 ,9 ano!r c\ntry s*ool ,i met a boy1 :o by reason ( 8 wit & 8 wits 0 ! joy ( ! rector's he>t4 ,he 0 9 ,/&>d ,,iii41 age ab\t n9e4 ,i gave him an ari?metic c>d conta9+1 among o!rs1 ! "q3 8,h[ mu* w\ld "o million p5ny po/age /amps co/80 ,george took ! contract ) a fri5dly gr91 & 9 due "t intimat$ t he _h complet$ x4 8,:at d y make ( ! /amps1 ,george80 ,i ask$3 8,is x #d1aff #acs4 #d;d48 ,yes3 t is "r10 & ,i m>k$ 8 pap]4 ,george gr9n$ a l>g] gr91 & rem>k$ confid5tially1 z he sat d[n aga91 8,!t come to a dale m nor :at ,i'd c>e tu give f> un40 ,:5 ,mr4 ,bultitude 79 ,vice ,v]s7 0 giv5 bills ( p>cels to d1 he 0 8disgu/$ z a bus9ess man by ! gl>+ improbabilities ( _! details40 ,george took ! same view4 ,a colleague tells ( a simil> rebuff4 ,he 0 exam9+ 9 m5tal ari?metic1 & took pa9s to adapt 8 que/ions to local indu/ries4 ,pick+ out a big lad1 he ask$1 8,:at does y\r fa!r d80 8,cot*es sawmon i' ?' riv]40 8,capital3 y w be able to d ?is sum2 #bjlbs4 ( salmon at #c;d4 a lb41 :at is t wor?8 ,tw5-ty p\nds ( sal-mon at #c;d480 8,yah3 ?a' w\ldn't be wor? a dom40 ,i ?9k ?is is :at logicians w\ld call 8,ignoratio ,el5*i40 ,/ill m unexpect$ 0 ! reply t demoli%$ ! pres5t tru?ful *ronicl] 9 an infant s*ool4 ,! mi/ress 0 giv+ a lesson on an elephant4 ,x 0 9 ! days :5 etiquette =bade t ! subject ( ! lesson %\ld be directly ann\nc$ to ! class3 x _h to be approa*$ by artful devices4 ,!re=e %e began ) a "q3 8,:at is ! l>ge/ animal 9 ! _w80 ,*orus3 ,an elephunt1 tea*]4 ,mi/ress3 ,yes1 q "r4 ,?is h]esy %ock$ me2 b etiquette aga9 =bade t ,i %\ld contradict h]4 ,yet--= magis amica v]itas--,i might1 & did1 int]pose a "q3 8,:i* is ! bigg]1 an elephant or a :ale80 ,*orus3 ,a :eele4 ,! mi/ress look$ scornfully at me1 & return$ ! oblique %ot3 8,is a :ale an animal1 *ildr580 ,*orus3 ,noo1 tea*]4 ,mi/ress3 ,:at is a :ale1 *ildr58 ,*orus3 ,a fi%4 ,i 0 r\s$ to m def5ce ( tru?1 ?\gh tacitly accept+ ! fi%hood ( :ales3 8,isn't a fi% an animal1 *ildr580 ,*orus 7s>ca/ically73 ,noo4 8,is a girl an animal80 ,*orus3 ,noo4 8,is a girl a vegetable8 ,d y gr[ !m 9 a g>d51 l cabbages80 ,*orus3 ,noo4 8,is a girl a m9]al8 ,d y dig !m out ( a m9e1 l coals80 ,*orus3 ,noo4 ,n[ ,i seem$ to h ! l&+-net ready3 8,if a girl is n an animal1 nor a vegetable1 nor a m9]al1 :at is a girl80 ,! fir/ & second classes felt ! horns ( ! trilemma1 & !y 7 sil5t3 b a boy ag$ f\r1 or s1 rose f 8 seat 9 ! ?ird class1 & 9 /rid5t tones suppli$ ! cru%+ answ]3 8,hoo's ,a ,,w5*40 ,i fl$ into ! next room4 ,ano!r /ory ( discomfiture--m t\*+1 because ! discomfit$ "o _h n provok$ h] fate--comes to memory4 ,! sc5e 0 a ,sunday ,s*ool4 ,! suff]+ lady _h hurri$ d[n on a sultry aft]noon1 & f\nd h] class unusually anmic4 ,%e toil$ womanfully1 9 spite ( heat & consequ5t torpor1 & x 0 n till %e 0 fa9t ) ex]tion t %e seem$ to detect a sp>k ( int]e/4 ,!re 0 a l[ mutt]1 & %e *e]$ up1 z a fi%]man does :5 aft] h\rs ( no?+ness he feels a timid bite4 8,t is "r1 ,m>y de>2 speak up2 :at did y say80 8,woipe y] face40 ,%e nev] smil$ aga9--9 a ,sunday ,s*ool4 ,!y sp>$ nei!r age nor sex1 & ev5 ! look]s on might be ov]:elm$4 ,?is 0 ! case at a s*ool manag$ by a wor?y vic>1 ^: mo/ devot$ m9i/rations 7 s little acceptable to 8 flock t 8 congregation _h dw9dl$ d[n almo/ to ! po9t specifi$ by ,pr(essor ,h5ry ,j4 ,s4 ,smi?1 ( ,ox=d3 8,! att5dants at ,pr(essor ,z4's lectures might be c\nt$ on ! ?umbs ( two h&s40 ,t at lea/ 0 ! curr5t rum\r4 ,i 0 exam9+ ,/&>d ,,ii4 7ag$ eight or n9e7 9 ! rudim5ts ( geography1 & we came to ! ^w 8des]t10 :i* !y def9$ z 8a s&y pla9 :]e no?+ grew40 ,i 0 anxi\s to get at ! mean+ ( ! ^w1 9 connection ) 8des]t$10 & rememb]+ a long-unt5ant$ h\se at ! end ( _! /reet1 & j bel[ ! *ur*1 ,i put x ?us3 8,z ,i 0 com+ "h ,i saw an empty build+1 all %ut up1 :]e nobody lives1 & nobody goes3 :at %\ld y say t h\se 080 ,& a fatal boy repli$1 8,! ,h\se ( ,god40 ,nev] be=e or s9ce h ,i se5 a good man s utt]ly pro/rat$ z 0 t ,vic>4 ,if ,i 7 b\nd by *ronology1 ,i %\ld keep to ! end a comm5t on my own p]sonal appe>ance made by a ,man*e/] infant4 ,i 0 com+ out ( s*ool at d9n]-"t1 & f> bel[ me1 z ,i /ood on ! out] door/ep1 ,i he>d a %rill cry ( 8,hey60 ,!re 0 an exce$+ly small boy1 ag$ f\r or five1 gaz+ up into my sexag5>ian face & grey be>d4 8,hullo1 ,tommy6 :at's ! matt] ) y80 ,i repli$4 ,! imp po9t$ ov] 8 %\ld] at ano!r infant1 small] & a %ade dirti]3 8',ee says y're old ,fa!r ,*ri/mas40 ,x 0 well = ,tommy t he did n live 9 ! days ( ,eli%a3 well = ,tommy t ! %e-be>s 7 %ut up 9 ! ,belle ,vue ,g>d5s4 ,n ev5 ! ,diocesan ,inspectors 9 ,religi\s ,k are safe4 ,"o writes to me3 8,! *ildr5 h a holiday aft] ! diocesan inspection4 ,allud+ to ?is ye/]day 9 ---- s*ool ,i said1 #8,:at is ! pleasante/ "p ( my visit to y8' ,a4 #8,t y don't come (t54'0 ,! unexpect$ rem>ks 7 n always humor\s3 nay1 at times !y 7 int5sely pa!tic4 ,i once pick$ up a beautifully clean baby f ! front desk1 & plant$ h] on my knee1 :ile ! usual lesson on ! c[1 or ! camel 0 dron+ on4 ,%e sat !re 9 p]fect cont5t1 app>5tly absorb$ 9 contemplation ( h] be/ %oes1 worn 9 hon\r ( ! inspection4 ,sudd5ly %e turn$ to me1 & murmur$1 8,my daddy's be5 ?oomp9' our baby l any?9k ?is morn9'40 8,graci\s60 ,i said2 8:at _h ! baby be5 do+80 8,no?9k10 %e said1 & relaps$ into sil5ce4 ,x does n be> comm5t2 x h>dly be>s ?9k+ (4 ,less pa!tic1 p]haps1 b yet t\*+ 9 its way1 0 a rem>k report$ to me f ano!r ,infant ,s*ool4 ,a little boy 0 gaz+ at a wall-picture ( a be>4 ,! mi/ress ask$ :at he w\ld d if he met a creature l t4 8,i'd run away40 8,b ! be> c run ev] s quick1 & he w\ld cat* y40 ,! infant pond]$ on ! clumsy-look+ bea/2 calculat$ its rate ( spe$ by "s me?od ( 8 own1 & f9ally repli$3 8,he w\ldn't2 n if ,i 'ad my m5d$ boots on40 ,a pleasant] rem9isc5ce f ! same t[n4 ,x 0 9 ! babies' room3 ,i 0 talk+ to ! mi/ress1 :5 sudd5ly a baby made a rem>k to ! class-tea*]1 & bo? tea*]s explod$ 9 ha/ily suppress$ laught]4 8,:at did ! baby say80 ,i ask$4 8,%e saw y com+ 91 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley1 & %e said1 #8,is t my daddy8'0 ,! situation might be emb>rass+4 ,conceive x 9 a ,fr5* novel2 ) ! ,inspector's wife lurk+ 9 ! doorway4 ,! answ]s ( ^! infants to _! own tea*]s 7 a s\rce ( endless amusem5t2 & sometimes !y 7 sav$ up = me4 ,"o tea*] _h be5 giv+ a fir/ lesson to h] class on "s animals4 8,t10 %e said1 9 conclusion1 8is :at we call ,natural ,hi/ory3 all ab\t birds1 bea/s1 fi%es1 & insects4 ,i w write x on ! bo>d3 #8,natural ,hi/ory4' ,n[ c any little girl tell me any fact t %e has ev] obs]v$ 9 ,natural ,hi/ory--any?+ ab\t a bird1 or a bea/1 or a fi%1 or an insect8 ,yes1 ,m>y1 t is a good girl3 :at is x t y obs]v$80 ,m>y3 8,please1 tea*]1 our baby ate a slug once40 ,sometimes1 too1 ! tea*]s w\ld br+ u /ories ( our colleagues1 & ( ! unexpect$ answ]s giv5 to !m4 ,! unconsci\s hum\r 0 (t5 prom95t4 ,x 0 said t "o ,inspector ask$1 8,:at sort ( p d y ?9k !y 71 :o call$ ! mo/ nor!rly c\nty ( ,scotl& #8,su!rl&%ire'80 7,x may be well to /ate "h t ! prop] answ] is 8,norwegians407 ,& a *ild answ]$ 8,iri%m540 ,ano!r ,h4,m4,i4 0 cr$it$ ) ?is elaborate int]rogatory3 ,q4 8,:at is t isl& call$ :i* f its "n y w\ld suppose conta9$ nei!r wom5 nor *ildr580 ,a4 8,please1 sir1 ! ,scilly ,isles40 ,en\gh = ! ,unexpect$4 ,con/ant famili>ity ) s*ool life gave u a good deal ( insight into *ildr5's ways1 & 9 _m matt]s we c\ld calculate _! probable c\rse ( conduct ) ! assurance ( a wea!r prophet4 ,we got to "k1 also1 :at a ?9 wall sep>ates mis*ief f ,hooliganism1 & ! latt] f crime4 ,9 ! poor] di/ricts we dealt ) *ildr51 to :om ! wall 0 a transp>5t veil4 ,9 ! be/ di/ricts--& ! rem>k is equally true ( ! great ,public ,s*ools--!re is a v ?9 cru/ ov] ! volcano4 ,f ,monday to ,friday1 betwe5 #i ,a4,m4 & #d4cj ,p4,m4 conduct is exempl>y4 ,! ,roman poet dreamt ( ! return ( ,saturnia regna1 & ! ,briti% s*oolboy dreams ( :at he w d :5 ,saturday comes aga94 ,b e ev5+ s*ool discipl9e is susp5d$1 & ! home resumes its influ5ce4 8,y mu/n't be too h>d on ^! *ildr51 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley10 said a wise manag] ( a poor s*ool to me3 8aft] leav+ "h !y don't he> a dec5t ^w till to-morr[ morn+40 ,!n !re is ,sunday ,s*ool1 & ! animal gets ! upp] h&4 ,grattez l'coli]1 et tr\vez l'coli] de ,diman*e4 ,x 0 only second-h&1 & p]haps f see+ ! wreckage on ,monday morn+1 t we got to "k :at boy-)\t-cane is l4 ,( lat] ye>s ! ,sabbatical revels h be5 ext5d$ to week-nights4 ,"u ! names ( ,b&s ( ,hope & ,boys' ,brigades caneless boy has _h _m happy h\rs4 ,we us$ to read 9 ! s*ool log-books3 8,nov4 #ad4 ,meet+ ( ,b& ( ,hope "h la/ night3 two desks wreck$1 maps pull$ d[n1 & a picture brok540 ,nov4 #bj4 8,meet+ ( ,boys' ,brigade "h la/ night4 ,f\nd ! floor /rewn ) mat*es & cig>ette ends3 maps pull$ d[n1 c40 ,"s ,ox=d m5 ( ! e>ly 'sixties may rememb] a fam\s ,oratio ,procuratoria ( ! ,rev4 ,j4 ,riddell1 hon\r$ "n to all ,balliol m54 ,speak+ ( ! conduct ( und]graduates at conc]ts1 he lam5t$ t m51 :o at o!r times are p]fectly well conduct$1 :5 !y appe> at ^! meet+s--nulla rev]5tia praep$iti1 fumum /repitumque ed5tes1 b>b>orum m ululantes1 promiscue tumultuantur4 ,:o %all say t ,lat9 is a dead language6 ,once 9 a boys' s*ool1 :]e discipl9e 0 n rigidly en=c$1 ,i 0 implor+ ! fir/ class n to dr[n my voice ) _! conv]sation :ile ,i 0 exam9+ ! adjac5t class2 & ! ,rector's wife1 :o 0 look+ on1 :isp]$ to me1 8,mr4 ,kynn]sley1 d tell me2 d y really ?9k !y are disord]ly n[80 8,v disord]ly10 ,i said4 8,de> me60 %e sigh$3 8y %\ld see !m on a ,sunday40 ,x is n always easy = a /rang] to decide :e!r a baddi%-seem+ boy has really ov]-topp$ ! l9e :i* sep>ates seem+ f be+4 ,su* an "o's "m came to me "o day to consult me ab\t h] ,jem2 & f :at %e told me ,i w5t to ! s*oolma/] = fur!r in=mation4 8,:at d y ?9k ( ,james ,x480 8,well1 sir1 he is n a bad sort ( boy1 b he is--er--er----0 ,i broke 9 to 8 relief3 8,8 "m says he is ,,ronk40 ,! ma/] jump$ at x3 8,t's exactly :at he is1 sir3 he's ronk40 ,?is 0 9 ! ,midl&s1 & ! ^w :5 spelt 8rank0 is ,%akespe>ean4 ,9 ,*e%ire ! positive 8ronk0 is n us$1 b ! comp>ative or sup]lative is 8gallus10 :i* 9 ,fr5* is p5d>d4 ,b 8ronk0 is a l[ m>k = "*1 & :5 a c\ntry s*ool bo>d pres5t$ z c&idates = pupil-tea*]%ip ?ree boys s ronk t _! la/ exam9ation _h be5 9 ! ,police ,c\rt on a *>ge ( arson1 ,i ?\ght t ! b\nds ( *>itable con/ruction _h be5 pass$4 ,c]ta9ly _! 8(f5ce 0 rank40 ,nor did ,i ?9k ! cl]k's plea1 t 8!re 0 no?+ else y c\ld put 'em to10 a suffici5t excuse4 ,i w\ld n dwell on ! prov$ fact t !y c\ld nei!r spell nor d a sum4 ,*oir-boys h an e/abli%$ reputation = ronkness4 ,i 0 told ( an example 9 my di/rict ( t date4 ,a numb] ( !m _h be5 out = a ,saturday aft]noon exp$ition into ! c\ntry3 return+ on foot !y f\nd !mselves dead beat1 "s way f home1 & !y _h no money = rail or tram f>es4 ,! lead] on ! ,decani side--he :o s+s up to ,a1 & dies ( consumption1 "y1 ) s(t music--solv$ ! difficulty4 ,he w5t to ! ne>e/ h\se & rang ! door-bell4 ,full ( fictiti\s /r5g? !y ran = a hundr$ y>ds4 ,ano!r r+1 & ano!r run1 & s on da capo al f9e4 ,i wond] :e!r he 0 a ronk boy :o discomfit$ ! but*]4 ,x is (t5 *>g$ aga9/ our s*ools t !y d n give a practical education1 equipp+ a boy to fight ! battle ( life4 ,b ! lamb ( my flock1 ( :om ,i am ?9k+1 0 a rem>kable pro( to ! contr>y4 ,! but*] _h adv]tis$ 9 ,monday's pap] = 8,a ,sm>t ,lad40 ,t same morn+ a c&idate appli$4 8,:at "n8 ,age8 ,be5 to ! ,bo>d ,s*ool8 ,pass$ y\r ,/&>ds8 ,:at's f\r eights8 ,ah1 & sev5 eights8 ,fifty-six8 ,good3 seem a sm>t lad4 ,got a "*8 ,at home8 ,h[ long to get x8 ,tw5ty m9utes8 ,run & get x1 & if x's all "r1 ,i'll put y on 9 ! morn+40 ,?us ! but*]4 ,9 t5 m9utes ! sm>t lad return$4 8,got back already8 ,y are a sm>t lad4 ,?\ght y said x w\ld take tw5ty m9utes1 & y're back 9 t540 ,! sm>t lad gr9n$4 8,x 'ud take me tw5ty m9utes to get my "*1 b ,i got y\rs 9 t51 & ,i a9't com+4 ,g',morn9'40 ,^! v]itable hi/ories1 ,i see1 on look+ back1 are almo/ :olly conc]n$ ) boys & infants3 :]e are ! girls8 ,x 0 con/antly impress$ ^u me by ladies int]e/$ 9 s*ools1 t ,i1 z a m]e man1 0 :olly unfit to be entru/$ ) ! inspection ( girls' & infants' s*ools4 ,x 0 ev5 ?r[n 9 my tee? t ,i1 be+ a mis]able old ba*elor1 c\ld "k no?+ ab\t *ildr5 ( any k9d4 ,?is 0 ! argum5t ( ,con/ance 7,k+ ,john1 ,act ,,iii4 sc4 iv47 to ! ,c>d9al3 8,he talks to me t nev] _h a son40#be ,& ?is 0 ! view ( ,mrs4 ,gamp1 :5 %e contemplat$ 8! unconsci\s ,*uffey03 8,drat ! old creetur10 said t skill$ practition]1 8he's a lay9' d[n ! law tol]able confid5t too4 ,a deal he kn[s ( sons or d>t]s ei!r40 ,! taunt ( inexp]i5ce is appli$ to o!rs besides s*ool inspectors4 ,a cl]ical 7ba*elor7 fri5d ( m9e f\nd a woman 9 8 p>i% fe$+ h] ?ree-mon?s' old baby on kipp]$ h]r+ & tea4 ,he remon/rat$1 & %e turn$ indignantly ^u him3 8,i %\ld ?9k ,i'd ought to "k m ab\t babies ?an y1 see9' z ,i've buri$ sev5 ( 'em40 ,p]itis cr$5dum e/ 9 arte sua4 ,n[ ,i %\ld be loa? to ass]t t ,i "k any?+ ab\t *ildr54 ,"s "o 9 ,sophocles 7,i ?9k x 0 a ,*orus 9 ! ,antigone7 rem>k$ t 8( all weird ?+s 9 nature ,man is ! weirde/40 ,& by reason ( 8 unexpect$ness ,*ild is weird] ?an ,man4 ,b comp>+ my ignorance ) female ignorance ( ,*ild1 ,i d n see t ,i h any natural disqualification by reason ( sex4 ,& :5 my critic has be5 a maid5 lady1 x has be5 difficult to repress ! obvi\s rep>tee4 ,i might add t s /rong are ! *a9s ( cu/om t ^! critics1 if !y wi%$ to cru% me by an appeal to au?ority1 w\ld br+ =w>d none b ! names ( m54 ,9 ,fr5*1 x has be5 unk9dly rem>k$1 ange is always mascul9e1 bte always fem99e3 !re is no belle-ange1 no bte-noir3 & s 8,writ]-on-s*ool-me?od0 is always mascul9e4 ,?is %\ld be se5 to4 ,lanca/]1 ,bell1 ,pe/alozzi1 ,frbel1 ,h]b]t ,sp5c]--are !re no %e-prophets8 ,if 8,man m>ks ! e>? ) ru91 8 control0 %\ld /op %ort ( girls' s*ools4 ,f> be x f me to dispute ! po9t "h4 ,x may be on acc\nt ( ?is inability to und]/& girl1 t ,i h only "o anecdote 9 /ock = my #ej1jjj daught]s3 ,! ,squire's wife at ,exhur/ is n pleas$ ) ! mann]s ( ! girls1 s9ce t ,miss ,a4 took *>ge ( ! s*ool4 ,! o!r day ,h] ,excell5cy met ,m>y ,hodge 9 ! lane1 & did n meet ) due rev]5ce4 ,%e w5t on to ,mrs4 ,hodge's cottage1 & made compla9t3 8,i met ,m>y 9 ! lane j n[1 & %e didn't curtsey to me1 & ,i d ?9k1 c41 c40 8,well1 ma'am10 said ,mrs4 ,hodge1 deprecat+ly1 8y see curtsey+'s gone h\t n[2 b if y'd 'a slop$ to our ,m>y1 ,i'm sure %e'd a' slop$ to y40 ,de> girls6 ,i h no /ories to tell ( !m2 b ?\gh !y did n l5d !mselves to humor\s treatm5t1 !y 7 v delightful2 & !re 0 n "o among ! :ole #ej1jjj :o w\ld h *ang$ me = ,tabi?a ,br[n1 or ,priscilla ,jones1 or ,m9]va ,rob9son4 ,,footnotes3 #bd ,dick5s3 ,little ,dorrit4 #be ,& s ,macduff3 8,he has no *ildr540 --,macbe?1 ,act ,,iv4 sc4 iv4 ,,*apt] ,,xviii ,,inspectors 8,_m %all run to & fro1 & k %all be increas$40 ,daniel xii4 #d4 ,n s mu* ,inspectors1 z ,h4,m4 ,inspectors3 t di/9ction 0 always pres5t to ! m9d ( a self-respect+ ,h4,m4,i4 ,! indoor /aff fell back on ! imag9>y pe]age1 :i* !y call$ 8,my ,lords03 ! outdoor /aff w5t /raight to ! f\nta9 ( hon\r4 ,& :5 on "s sudd5 em]g5cy ,i call$ at ! h\se ( an exce$+ly deaf ,rector 7:o _h =gott5 my face7 & %\t$ ?r\gh a trumpet t ,i 0 ,! ,inspector1 ,i 0 a little hurt to be ask$ 8,:at (80 ,i fe> he rank$ me ) my e/eem$ colleague 9 ! o!r nuisances bran*4 ,!re 7 /range rum\rs ?irty ye>s ago ( ! all b regal position assum$ by ! pione]s ( inspection4 ,& no d\bt !y receiv$ mu* enc\ragem5t 9 c\ntry di/ricts4 ,9 "o corn] ( ,botia ,i f\nd a surpris+ in/ance ( ?is homage4 ,i _h sp5t ! night at 8,! ,lion0 at ,littlet[n2 ! accommodation 0 humble1 b suffici5t2 ! bill pres5t$ 9 ! morn+ 0 aspir+1 & m ?an suffici5t4 ,i sugge/$ "s abatem5t & got x4 ,two or ?ree ye>s aft]w>ds my successor propos$ to sleep at 8,! ,lion10 b prud5tly enquir$ be=eh& :e!r !y 7 likely to make him com=table4 ,! l&lord assur$ him !re 0 no cause = al>m2 he _h be5 patronis$ by ,royalty4 ,on fur!r enquiry x appe>$ t ! ,royalty 0 ,me4 ,l'tat1 c'tait moi4 ,?anks to l>ge envelopes1 8,on ,h] ,maje/y's ,s]vice10 address$ to ,h4,m4 ,inspector1 & unsoil$ ) ! common po/age /amp1 ,i _h be5 rais$ to ,royal rank1 & ! reputation ( ! hotel & its *>ges _h ris5 accord+ly4 ,i fe> ^? loyal spirits are m cauti\s n[4 ,9 a lead+ article 9 ,! ,times ,i read "o day t a fact1 :i* ! writ] _h j discuss$1 occurr$ at a "t 8:5 ,inspectors ( ,s*ools 7 really m5 ( m>k40 ,& ab\t ! same "t ,i read 9 a novel by a lady writ] t ! objectionable "y man ( ! /ory _h got 8"o ( ^? appo9tm5ts :i* require no special capacity1 su* z an ,inspector%ip ( ,s*ools40 ,9 ! latt] case ,i took pa9s to f9d out 9 :at ,inspector's di/rict ! lady liv$3 & ,i discov]$ t h] tyrant 0 "o ( ! mo/ amiable & mo/ exempl>y ( m54 ,among o!r qualifications = ! po/ he _h ! voice ( a turtle-dove afflict$ ) tonsilitis2 & z a prea*]--he 0 9 ,holy ,ord]s--he 0 inaudible at a di/ance ( tw5ty feet f ! pulpit4 ,x is record$ ( him t "o ,sunday1 aft] he _h be5 prea*+ 9 a /range *ur*1 ! v]g]1 or beadle1 met "o ( ! cl]ical /aff1 :o _h be5 engag$ else:]e1 & said1 8,y 'av5't miss$ mu* to-night1 sir2 we 'ad a bee 9 a bottle40 ,i _c ?9k h[ ?is colleague c h (f5d$ ! lady3 unless %e sat "u him4 ,h] criticism betrays a s5se ( p]sonal res5tm5t4 ,! compla9t t ?+s & p]sons are n :at !y 7 is famili>4 ,x mu/ h frequ5tly be5 made by ,eve1 aft] h] *ange ( resid5ce1 & 9 ! family ( ,noah x w\ld be ! m]e/ commonplace4 8,:at pt]odactyls we us$ to h be=e ! ,flood60 ,b !re is "s ju/ification = ! lam5t ( ,! ,times4 ,!re 7 two or ?ree ,inspectors ( ,s*ools :o 7 m di/+ui%$ ?an any :om ,i h kn[n 9 lat] ye>s4 ,dr4 ,temple1 & ,mat!w ,arnold1 = in/ance1 gave lu/re to ! (fice4 ,b ! =m] 0 8,inspector1 *iefly ( ,tra9+ ,s*ools0 7,life1 ,vol4 ,i41 p4 #ig7 = only two ye>s2 & ! latt] 0--to put x 9 mo/ c\rte\s t]ms--m effici5t on ! lit]>y side4 8,mr4 ,arnold inspects our s*ool 9 ,we/m9/]10 a ,london s*ool manag] said to me4 8,( c\rse we are mu* hon\r$1 & ! manag]s make a po9t ( att5d+ to meet him4 ,he arrives 9 ! c\rse ( ! morn+2 %akes h&s ) ! manag]s & tea*]s2 & talks v pleasantly = a few m9utes2 !n he walks ?r\gh ! classes betwe5 ! desks1 look+ ov] ! *ildr5's %\ld]s at "s ex]cises1 & s makes 8 way to ! door1 & we see him no m40 ,8 lett]s 9 8 ,life give "s plausibility to ! /ory3 8 he>t 0 n 9 ! "w1 & ! drudg]y 0 di/a/eful4 ,b he wrote admirable ,reports 9 ! ,blue ,books3 !re is a volume ( ^! collect$ ,reports be=e me1 & ,i ?9k no "o read+ !m w\ld detect any lack ( exp]i5ce 9 ! writ]4 ,he did :at we 7 /rictly =bidd5 to d1 & :at less] lights 7 afraid to d2 he freely criticis$ ! ,code1 & freely sugge/$ improvem5ts4 ,& ?r\gh\t !re ran ! ?ree ?reads ( hum\r1 irony1 & h>d common-s5se4 ,is x possible t my ,london fri5d slightly embelli%$ 8 acc\nt8 ,:5 manag]s got bad reports1 !y 7 dreadfully untru?ful4 ,mr4 ,m4 ,arnold's o!r mission 9 ! _w ( education 0 to supply ! ,(fice ) amusem5t4 ,! mo/ dete/able ( our obligations 0 to compile a weekly di>y1 =w>d$ to ,:itehall e ,saturday1 %[+ ! daily employm5t1 & ! daily exp5diture on travell+ exp5ses--:i* ! ,treasury repaid4 8,vex n ?\ ! poet's m9d0 said 8 great contempor>y2 & x may be t su* m9ds require special consid]ation1 :5 /riv+ to deal ) prosaic details4 8,:o kn[s :at #8?+s unkn[n' ,i might h #8bodi$ ,=?1' if n *eck$ by t absurd ,too-too80 sang ,calv]ley1 :5 8 neighb\r play$ on ! 8crumpl$ horn40 ,& 9 ! (fice ! ,too-too 0 repres5t$ by a cl]k1 ^: mission 9 life 0 to return ^! di>ies to neglig5t ,inspectors ) p]t95t or imp]t95t qu]ies4 8,:y n travel by tra9 in/ead ( tak+ a cab80 8,:y g r\nd by ,c4 to get to ,b480 & s on4 ,:5 9 my late/ days =ty-five ( ^! hateful di>ies came to me weekly1 ,i began to see ! /&po9t ( ! cl]k3 b 9 #ahge ! ,s5ior ,inspectors _h no su* (f5sive duties3 8!y !mselves 7 cu/odian$40 ,arnold's di/rict consi/$ ( ,we/m9/] & ,edmonton1 a ridicul\s gr\p+4 ,8 (ficial address 0 8,! ,a!num10 & he liv$1 ,i believe1 at ,e%]4 ,by ! ,treasury rules1 if 8 "w at ,edmonton requir$ 8 att5dance = two or m consecutive days1 he 0 b\nd aft] ! fir/ day to sp5d ! night !re1 or to refra9 f *>g+ 8 tra9 & cab f>es home aga94 ,be+ a poet1 ( c\rse he return$ home1 & *>g$ 8 f>e e day4 8,! knight ( ! ,blue ,p5cil10 z he call$ 8 enemy1 %>p5$ 8 blue p5cil1 & wrote--8,mr4 ,m4 ,arnold1 ,h4,m4,i4 ,:y n /ay at ,edmonton80 ,& ! great man pla9tively repli$3 8,h[ c y expect me to /ay at ,edmonton1 :5 ,john ,gilp9#bf c\ldn't80 ,! acc\nt 0 pass$4 ,i imag9e t 8 rule 0 l5i5t4 ,a colleague told me h[ !y sat toge!r at ,:itel&s ,tra9+ ,college 7:]e ! girls h ! rude w9d ( education temp]$ to !m by ! /udy ( ,rusk91 & ! cultus ( ! maypole7 & li/5$ to 8,recitation10 :i* at s*ool we call$ 8,l9es40 ,! prosaic colleague1 look+ ov] ! poet's m>ks1 notic$ t e girl _h got ! highe/ m>k possible1 & he comm5t$ on ?is monotony ( excell5ce4 ,arnold m]ely purr$--8!y are su* *>m+ girls40 ,( ^! two great m5 ,dr4 ,temple repres5t$ ! cl]ical inspector1 :o 9 ^? days inspect$ ! ,national s*ools3 ,arnold & a few m laym5 took ! ,prote/ant ,diss5t]s1 & ! ,briti% & ,=eign ,society's ,s*ools4 ,a /ill small] body visit$ ! ,roman ,ca?olics4 ,! cl]ical inspectors 7 m5 :o _h aspirations above p>o*ial "w1 & s\ls above common-room life4 ,! laym5 7 m5 :o want$ a fix$ income & cong5ial "w1 & saw nei!r float+ on ! surface ( any ( ! ord9>y pr(essions4 ,x mu/ be borne 9 m9d t inspect+ s*ools 0 only "p ( ! e>ly inspectors' "w3 !y 7 mission>ies ov] all ! l&1 & did mu* to /ir up m5 & bodies ( m5 to take an int]e/ 9 education4 ,m5 ( high atta9m5ts & diplomatic p[]s w\ld be mo/ valuable at su* times1 & if ! c\ntry got !m1 :e!r cl]ical or lay1 ! c\ntry 0 =tunate4 ,!re 7 o!rs fam\s 9 ! l& besides ! two above m5tion$2 ,brookfield1 ,bellairs1 ,fit*1 _m m4 ,!re 7 also "s v ineffici5t p]sons4 ,a cl]gyman :o dislikes ! pr(ession :i* he has adopt$1 is n necess>ily ! be/ man = ! pr(ession :i* he *ooses = 8 second /r+4 ,a layman :o sees no prospect ( success 9 ! le>n$ pr(essions1 ne$ n be ! be/ critic ( ! tea*+ pr(ession4 ,on ! :ole ,i ?9k x safe to say t if we h few] m5 ( rem>kable tal5t1 we h few] m5 ( rem>kable unfitness4 ,!re 7 _m anecdotes ( ! giants ( old4 ,9 "o c\nty /ories ( ! ecc5tric ,mr4 ,goodhe>t /ill survive4 ,a c\ntry rector told me "s3 8,mr4 ,g4 frequ5tly /ay$ "h = ! inspection ( my s*ool4 ,9 ^? days !re 0 no su* sy/em ( pupil-tea*] exam9ations z y h n[ 7he ref]r$ to ! mon?ly exam9ations1 long s9ce dropp$73 ! ,inspector exam9$ ! c&idates at _! own s*ools1 or at any conv5i5t c5tre1 & set 8 own que/ions4 ,he always came to ! p>i% s*ool "h on a ,monday3 slept "h t night1 & took ,/4 ,george's s*ool next day1 exam9+ ! pupil-tea*]s :]e he c\ld4 ,"o ye> he ask$ me to all[ ! ,p4,t4's ( bo? s*ools to come up to ! ,rectory at #f4cj to be exam9$1 & ( c\rse ,i agre$4 ,i 0 only ?ankful t he didn't fix #f4cj ,a4,m4 ,:5 !y came1 he put !m 9 my /udy2 gave !m que/ions on pap] 9 ,ari?metic1 ,gramm>1 ,geography1 & ,hi/ory2 & !n jo9$ me at d9n]40 8,:at80 said ,i2 8& left !m 9 ! room ) all y\r books80 8,oh yes3 he w\ldn't tr\ble himself ab\t a little ?+ l t4 ,well1 we d9$1 & we _h "s w9e t he lik$1 & !n he told /ories ab\t ,my ,lords3 y all d t1 don't y8 ,& "t w5t on4 ,ab\t t5 o'clock ! /udy bell rang1 & ! p>l\rmaid came 9 ) a gr91 & a message3 #8,please might ! tea*]s g home8' ,old ,goodhe>t _h =gott5 all ab\t !m4 8,at ,/4 ,george's 8 proce$+s1 :i* nev] v>i$ ye> by ye>1 w\ld h surpris$ y4 ,he w5t fir/ to ! ,boys2 he>d "s ,read+2 pick$ out "s pieces = ,dictation2 & gave ! ma/] a lot ( ,ari?metic c>ds to deal out4 ,!n he w5t to ! ,girls1 & did ! same4 ,la/ly he w5t to ! ,infants1 :]e he *att$ ) ,miss ,buxom1 :o 0 a great fav\rite ( 81 till #ab or s4 ,he w\nd up by return+ to ! ,boys' & ,girls' s*ools1 & collect+ all ! ,dictation & ,ari?metic :i* _h be5 done 9 8 abs5ce3 also he m>k$ ! slates4 ,! s*ool 0 done40 ,?is took away my brea? = a m9ute4 ,e 8pass0 0 wor? f\r %ill+s up to #ahgf1 & ! tea*]s usually got half ! grant4 ,!y w\ld n help ! *ildr51 z a rule1 ?\gh ,i h twice se5 t done2 b w\ld !y prev5t copy+8 ,! ,rector's eyes tw9kl$3 8,well1 we us$ to get bett] grants & bett] reports too f old ,goodhe>t ?an we d f y40 ,odd trick3 hon\rs easy4 ,!re 7 _m leg5ds also 9 ?ree di/ricts ( ! ,rev4 ,mr4 ,bluff]1 ,h4,m4,i4 ,he 0 ( ! common-room don type3 =m]ly1 & /ill g\rmet3 =m]ly r\gh to und]graduates2 n[ r\gh to manag]s1 tea*]s1 & *ildr52 b )al comb9+ a c]ta9 human elem5t & a lib]al h& 9 sp5d+ 8 own money4 8,:y10 ,i once ask$1 8did n ! manag]s rise up1 & dem& ,bluff]'s head on a *>g]80 ,& ! answ] 01 t ! old s9n] w\ld at times wa% d[n 8 advice & criticisms ) *eques 9 aid ( /ruggl+ s*ools4 ,!re 0 ne$ ( "s wa%+4 ,! ,secret>y ( ! ,dep>tm5t told me1 "s "t aft] ,bluff]'s dea?1 a /ory ( ,h4,m4,i4's behavi\r 9 s*ool4 ,! ma/] 0 an eld]ly man ( ! village p$agogue type1 & 8 fumbl+ ways 7 a little irritat+ to an (ficial 9 a hurry4 ,! fir/ class want$ read+ books1 & ! old man w5t (f to fet* !m2 se>*$ 9 "o cupbo>d unavail+ly2 f\nd !m 9 ano!r2 collect$ !m2 pil$ !m up 9 8 arms1 & limp$ back4 8,look alive1 man60 %\t$ ,bluff]1 ) a vigor\s slap on 8 fat ?igh4 ,! ma/] jump$3 d[n w5t ! books1 & ! *ildr5 ro>$4 ,! manag]1 :o told ! /ory to ! ,secret>y1 0 a pe] ( ! realm1 & a weal?y "o4 ,i ?9k if he _h kick$ ,bluff] out ( ! room--say #djs4 & co/s--& _h let ! ,gov]nm5t grant g hang1 he w\ld h enjoy$ himself m on 8 dea?-b$--& !reaft]4 ,b yet1 z ,i said1 !re 0 a human elem5t 9 ,bluff]4 ,f ano!r c\ntry s*ool aft] ! inspection ! mi/ress wrote to h] =m] headma/]3 8,h] ,maje/y's ,inspector has be5 "h4 ,he 0 9 a lovely temp]4 ,:5 he _h done1 he kiss$ all ! boys1 & all ! girls3 !n he kiss$ ! pupil-tea*]s2 & la/1 b n lea/1 he did n omit y\r humble s]vant40 8,on ne s'arrte pas dans un si beau *em910 said ,mr4 ,pleydell1 :5 he salut$ ,julia ,mann]+ aft] ,lucy ,b]tram4 ,x rem9ds "o also ( ! old cottag] :o le>n$ = ! fir/ "t t ,solomon _h _h all ^? wives3 8,lor1 sir1 :at bless$ privileges !m e>ly ,*ri/ians _h40 ,bluff]'s la/ di/rict 0 9 a l>ge t[n1 & a fri5d ( m9e 0 a manag] ( a s*ool !re94 ,:5 ! day ( inspection arriv$1 ! rector 0 away1 & my fri5d1 be+ s5ior curate1 0 left to receive ! great man4 ,he knew ,bluff] by reputation1 & ) comm5dable prud5ce enquir$ at ! ,inspector's ,london club :at1 z ,mr4 ,well] w\ld put x1 80 8 p>tickl] wanity40 ,x 0 oy/]s1 & oy/]s accord+ly 7 laid 94 ,on ! appo9t$ day ! curate approa*$ ! (ficial1 expla9$ 8 position z viceg]5t1 & pr(f]$ hospitality4 ,! inspector hesitat$3 to lun* ) a curate 0 haz>d\s1 &1 inde$1 pessimi exempli3 b ?is curate 0 a ,fell[ ( 8 college1 & _h 8sat at good m5's fea/s1 & f 8 eyelid wip$ a te>0 :5 ! cook fell %ort ( excell5ce2 x 0 a long way to ! hotel3 on ! :ole he ?\ght he w\ld v5ture4 8,& :5 he came to my lodg+s10 ! curate report$1 8& saw ! oy/]s laid out on ! table1 & ! br[n bread & butt]1 8 face lit up ) a heav5ly smile1 & ! report 0 excell5t40 ,no su* mitigat+ features 7 not$ 9 ,sn>l]'s reputation4 ,p]haps x 0 malice t attribut$ to him ! appall+ /atem5t1 8,i nev] feel t ,i h done my duty 9 s*ool unless ,i h left ! mi/ress 9 te>s40 ,x is n likely t he made ! /atem5t1 or t1 if he did1 he meant x4 ,b su* /ories are n told ( amiable m54 8,m5 mu/ "w1 & wom5 mu/ weep10 b ! actions1 if concurr5t1 mu/ n be causal4 8,x is bett] t wom5 %\ld greet ?an be>d$ m510 0 ,ru?v5's !ory2 b 8 me?ods 7 consid]$ r\gh1 ev5 9 ,ed9burgh1 ev5 9 ! sixte5? c5tury4 ,let x n be suppos$ t ! mod]n type ( inspector is :olly free f folly & vice4 ,i c\ld unfold sev]al tales1 b de viv5tibus nil nisi bonum is a safe motto4 ,:e!r anci5t or mod]n1 9 my some:at l5g?y exp]i5ce1 ,h4,m4,i4 is n g5]ally belov$4 ,at "o "t ,i us$ to att5d an annual d9n]1 :]e ! great majority ( gue/s 7 cl]ical4 ,!y w\ld come to me1 "o aft] ano!r1 ) ! same /ory3 8,are y /ill inspect+ s*ools8 ,/ill 9 ! same di/rict8 ,d y "k our man1 ,mr4 ,m4 or ,n480 8,no2 we nev] meet our colleagues outside ! ,division40 8,ah1 de> me3 ,i wi% y w\ld come to u in/ead4 ,our man is v unpopul>2 requires s mu* 9 ! way ( improvem5ts4 ,:y1 :at d y ?9k he did la/ ,m>*80 c41 c4 ,x 0 pleasant to ?9k t on t summ] day all my s*ool manag]s 7 w&]+ ab\t ,engl&1 mak+ ! same compla9t ab\t me4 ,x is a pleasant pr(ession = a peaceably-m9d$ man4 ,if ,i 7 ask$ to /ate its pr9cipal *>m1 ,i %\ld say x is ,irresponsibility4 ,! income is mod]ate1 b suffici5t & c]ta94 ,9 ! dim & di/ant future looms a p5sion1 assur+ bread & butt]4 ,! /&>d ( com=t1 !re=e1 is assur$3 unfruitfulness ( hone/ "w does n ?reat5 pov]ty2 ,pati5ts1 cli5ts1 cu/om]s1 _c leave "o4 ,b ! *ief com=t is t !re is no p]sonal worry4 ,a doctor grieves t 8 pati5ts die2 a b>ri/] gna%es 8 tee? at ! bl9d /upidity ( judges & juries1 :o he$$ him n2 a p>i% prie/ lies sleepless o' nights1 sorr[+ = ! wick$ness ( ,crook$ ,c\rt1 notably = ! backslid+ ( hopeful conv]ts4 ,b ! entire collapse ( ! ari?metic 9 ,crook$ ,c\rt ,bo>d ,s*ool w\ld n deprive ! 8irresponsible1 indol5t review]0 ( a mom5t's re/4 ,! "w is (t5 v heavy1 b x is n "w t kills3 x is worry4 ,,footnotes3 #bf ,a colleague insi/s on a v>iant3 8:5 ,john ,gilp9's horse c\ldn't40 ,,*apt] ,,xix ,,*aunt]s' 8,i he>d once m 9 college fanes ,! /orms _! high-built organs make1 ,& ?und]-music1 roll+1 %ake ,! prophets blazon'd on ! panes40 ,9 ,memoriam4 ,)\t any *oice ( m9e1 except 9 "o in/ance1 x has happ5$ t s9ce ,i left s*ool1 9 #ahfj1 ,i h always liv$ 9 ca!dral cities4 ,ox=d1 ,london1 ,bangor1 ,norwi*1 ,*e/]1 ,man*e/] 9 turns h be5 my dwell+-places4 ,! ca!dral city aspect ( ,london 7! above-m5tion$ exception7 is little consid]$3 only ( ,*e/] & ,norwi* c x be said t ! atmosph]e is ,close4 ,!re bi%op1 dean1 & canon 9 resid5ce are p]sons to be reckon$ )4 ,ev5 ! m9or canon1 a "y man :o comes ) a t5or or b>itone voice1 & goes away ) a wife & a liv+1 receives 9 _m qu>t]s ! brevet rank ( canon1 & is a welcome gue/ if he c s+ comic songs 9 ! draw+-room4 ,an ,ox=d college ab\t ! ye> #ahfj in/itut$ 8,*oral ,s*ol>%ips10 ) ! view ( attract+ und]graduates1 :o %\ld be able to take an intellig5t "p 9 r5d]+ ! *oral s]vices = :i* x 0 s fam$2 & ! wag ( ! p]iod unk9dly describ$ !m z 8,vox et praet]ea nihil40 ,?is is possibly true ( "s m9or canons also1 especially ( ^? :o are gift$ ) a t5or voice3 = nature be/[s ?is supreme gift ) s sp>+ a h& t %e c h>dly be expect$ 9 e case to add wisdom4 ,i _c rememb] t ,i ev] met a m9or canon ) a basso pr(ondo4 ,b b>itones ab\nd1 & :5 !y1 or ! t5ors1 retire to _! c\ntry liv+1 !re is mu* lam5tation 9 ! ,close4 ,"o su* glorifi$ m9or canon ,i us$ to meet annually4 ,! ,rev]5d ,a4 ,*aunt]s _h ris5 to ! rank ( prec5tor#bg 9 a s\!rn city3 let u call x ,sud*e/]3 !n he _h be5 (f]$ ! snug rectory ( ,q41 & 9 t c\ntry p>i% he _h sp5t _m happy ye>s4 ,8 ca!dral days %>$ a fond place 9 8 memory ) 8 und]graduate days at ,ox=d4 ,i ?9k1 if ,i may be all[$ ! va9 ?\ght1 t x really pleas$ him to get me to lun* e autumn aft] 8 s*ool inspection3 & ) c(fee & tobacco to prolong ! session till ! ,octob] twilight w>n$ me to g4 ,x 0 my "p to tell him ye> by ye> ( ! ,ca!dral s]vices 9 ! city 9 :i* ,i dwelt2 ( ,s]vices#bh by ,/a9] & ,/an=d2 ( an!ms by ,g\nod1 ,/a9]1 & ,m>t92 ( ! surpass+ m]its ( ! organi/ & *oirma/]4 ,he w\ld respond ) *ronicles ( ,magdal5 & ( ,new 9 ! '=ties & 'fifties2 ( ,elvey & ,corfe2 & ( ! ,musical ,society 9 :i* he took an active "p2 & !n ( ! mu*-lov$ ca!dral1 :]e he 0 prec5tor2 ( ! wond]ful t5or1 & ( ! surpass+ boy :o sang ,ross9i's 8,inflammatus0--8) ! ,c 9 alt1 y "k0--& ,m5delssohn's 8,he> my ,pray]40 ,he w\ld fet* out old folios1 worn at ! edges & weak 9 ! back2 & look+ lov+ly ?r\gh !m1 he w\ld ask1 did ,i "k 8,i beheld & lo10 ,bl[2 & 8,!y t g d[n10 ,attwood8 ,_h ,i ev] s]i\sly /udi$ ,purcell8 ,ah-h4 ,!n x 0 m9e to tell him ( *anges 9 ,ox=d3 ( new build+s1 ev5 ( new colleges3 & x 0 8 to br+ up memories ( 7,i =get :at7 college1 :]e he matriculat$ be=e ,i 0 born4 ,he 0 !re at ! "t ( ! 8,ox=d ,movem5t40 ,he _h he>d ! s]mon ( ,pusey :i* 0 condemn$3 he _h sat "u ,keble3 "u ,john ,h5ry ,newman himself4 ,he mu/ h cont9u$ at ,ox=d z ,*apla9 ( ,new1 ,magdal51 or ,*ri/ ,*ur* aft] he took 8 degree1 = he rememb]$ ! day 9 #ahde :5 ,b\nd] ( ,que5's met him & said1 8,h y he>d t ,newman has gone ov] at la/1 & a good job too80 ,t 0 ,john ,b\nd]1 :o aft]w>ds 0 ,ar*deacon ( ,nev]m9d:]e1 c41 c4 ,a little prompt+ f me w\ld set ! old man a-gate 79 ,*e%ire phrase7 ) a cr[d ( memories ( 8 ca!dral life2 s v>i$ t ,i suspect t1 l _m 9 _! anecdotage1 he assimilat$ ! exp]i5ces ( o!rs4 ,( 8 ,dean he _h mu* to say4 ,! v rev]5d g5tleman _h be5 incumb5t ( a t[n p>i%1 :]e ,evangelical views prevail$1 & ca!dral s]vices 7 new to him4 ,x 0 said t aft] wat*+ ! *oir = "s days he summon$ ! prec5tor 7t 0 ,*aunt]s' pr$ecessor7 to ! ,*apt] ,h\se1 & began aft] ! me?od ( ,socrates3 8,mr4 ,prec5tor1 ,i'd be glad to "k :e!r y\r *oir is paid to s+1 or to /& & d no?+80 8,c]ta9ly1 to s+1 ,mr4 ,dean40 8,because ,i h be5 wat*+ 'um = f\r days n[1 & ,i've come to ! conclusion t !re's an organis$ conspiracy among 'um4 ,9 ! ,psalms1 = in/ance1 ye'll see 'um tak+ x 9 turns2 "o side s++ a v]se1 & !n re/+1 :ile ! o!r side s+s2 s t half ( 'um are idle all ! "t4 ,x's an organis$ conspiracy2 no?+ else40 ,! prec5tor expla9$ ! antiphonal me?od1 & ! canon1 :o 0 pres5t1 r /agg]$ ! dean by assur+ him t ?is me?od 0 practis$ by ! e>ly ,*ri/ians 9 ! days ( ,trajan4#bi ,aft] ?is ! dean 0 quiet = "s weeks3 !n he broke out aga9 on ! prec5tor3 8,i've be5 look+ a good deal lately at y\r li/ ( ,s]vices1 & ,i notice t ye give u too mu* 9 ! same key4 ,!re's ,kempton 9 ,b flat1 & ,k+ 9 ,b flat1 & ,boyce 9 ,b flat1 & s on4 ,c\ldn't ye give u a little m v>iety80 8,by all means1 ,mr4 ,dean10 said ! prec5tor3 8glad to see t y take s mu* int]e/ 9 ! music40 ,he )drew1 & revis$ ! li/ = ! com+ week3 !re 7 f\r ,s]vices 7out ( f\rte57 9 ! objectionable key1 & 9 ea* case he eras$ ,b flat & sub/itut$ ,a %>p4 ,?us am5d$1 ! li/ 0 pr9t$ & submitt$ to ! dean1 :o 0 pleas$ to express 8 gratitude t 8 sugge/ion _h be5 adopt$4 8,y\r prec5tor1 ,i presume1 didn't expla9 t an organ has only "o note to repres5t ,a %>p & ,b flat10 said ,i1 anxi\s to let my ho/ "k t ,i saw ! po9t ( 8 /ory4 8,n he3 he 0 a man :o enjoy$ a joke1 & sometimes made "o1 :5 he w\ld h done bett] to hold 8 tongue till he got outside4 ,i rememb] "o day1 an old canon _h di$2 he _h always be5 9 money difficulties1 & _h left a family v poorly provid$ =4 ,! prec5tor came 9 j be=e s]vice ) a hymn-book1 & sugge/$ t ! canon 9 resid5ce %\ld *oose a hymn suitable to ! melan*oly occasion4 8#8,to be sure1' said ! canon p5sively1 turn+ ov] ! leaves 9 a vague way3 #8!re's a beautiful hymn beg9n+3 #8,o let him ^: sorr[ ,no relief c f9d--' 8#8,! v ?+1' said ! prec5tor3 #8,tru/ 9 ,god & borr[4'#cj 8#8,t is :at he w\ld h done4'0 ,*aunt]s' ca!dral1 he said1 /ood 9 ! mid/ ( a ,close3 !re 0 ! palace1 !re 0 ! dean]y1 !re 7 ! h\ses ( ! f\r canons4 ,ev5 ! m9or canons presum$ to occupy mode/ dwell+s or lodg+s 9 ! sacr$ prec9cts4 ,!re also 0 ! dev\t c5turion1 ,colonel ,a41 & !re ! retir$ ,admiral ,b4 ,!re1 too1 7 godly matrons & /ill m godly sp9/]s1 :o rev]$ ! ca!dral1 ador$ ei!r ! bi%op or ! dean1 associat$ ) ! canons' families1 & patronis$ ! m9or canons4 ,! canons 7 appo9t$ by ! ,cr[n4 ,! ,k+ c d no wrong1 b he may be misguid$4 ,"o canon 0 ! head ( a college at ,oxbridge2 he 8resid$0 at ,sud*e/] 9 ! ,long ,vacation4 ,:5 ,octob] came1 x br\ght ) x ! incumb5t ( a huge ,london p>i%1 :i* he neglect$ till ,*ri/mas4 ,!n came ! ar*deacon1 :o inde$ nev] w5t away1 = ! ,close 0 8 home4 ,! f\r? 0 a voluble ,iri%man :o _h oblig$ 8 political p>ty--,*aunt]s did n tell me :i* p>ty--at a critical "t1 & _h receiv$ 8 rew>d 9 ! =m ( a canonry2 ?\gh he 0 ( op9ion t a dean]y w\ld h be5 m fitt+1 & 8 wife criticis$ ) "s ac]bity two rec5t appo9tm5ts to ! episcopal b5*4 ,! ar*deacon1 ,i h said1 0 a fixture2 ! o!rs let _! h\ses1 :5 !y 7 n 9 resid5ce1 & ?us add$ a mode/ sum to _! rev5ues4 ,two ( !m sid$ ) ! bi%op1 :o 0 ,high2 ! o!rs ) ! dean1 :o 0 ,l[4 ,*aunt]s 0 epigrammatic & symmetrical 9 8 acc\nt4 ,j outside ! ,close1 = ! conv5i5ce ( 8 music pupils1 liv$ ! organi/1 ,dr4 ,p$l]1 ^: ,s]vices--,p$l] 9 ,c1 & ,p$l] 9 ,e flat--are z well kn[n z 8 an!ms1 8,oh my s\l10 ,p$l]1 & 8,great & m>vell\s10 ,p$l]4 ,he ev5 wrote an oratorio1 call$ ,s5na*]ib4 ,x 0 p]=m$ by ! local ,philh>monic ,society1 & ,"p ,i4 0 fav\rably receiv$2 b 9 ,"p ,,ii41 :5 !y came to ! t5or & bass recitative 7,d m9or7 8,& :5 !y arose0 7too-too7 8e>ly 9 ! morn+0 7too-too7 8behold0 7burr-r-r7 8!y 7 all dead corp-ses0 7vum-vum on ! 'cellos71 !re 0 smo!r$ laught] 9 ! middle ( ! hall3 & ! really f9e aria = ! t5or1 8,= ! ,angel ( ,dea? spread 8 w+s on ! bla/0 0 int]rupt$ by guffaws f ! back seats1 :]e ! hum\r ( ! recitative _h m sl[ly p5etrat$4 ,! dean1 too1 gave x to be und]/ood t ! bl5d+ ( ! ,book ( ,k+s ) ,"l ,byron 0 h>dly becom+ 9 a ca!dral (ficial1 & ,s5na*]ib p]i%$4 8,x 0 a pity1 ?\gh10 said my ho/1 8= t t5or air1 sung by ,sims ,reeves ) extraord9>y p[] to a h>p obbligato accompanim5t1 %\ld h c>ri$ x ?r\gh40 ,& ! old g5tleman sat d[n at ! piano1 & made z ?\gh he w\ld play x2 b he laugh$ sadly1 & mutt]$1 8,no ,sims ,reeves1 & no h>p "h10 & w5t on ) 8 memories4 8,?is s\r$ ! organi/1 & he develop$ uns\nd op9ions ab\t ! ,close4 ,8 enemies ev5 said t he vot$ = ! ,:ig c&idate at a ,p>liam5t>y election3 b ?is 0 be=e ! days ( ballot vot+1 & ! base sl&] 0 easily disprov$4 ,he 0 a freehold] "u ! old /atutes ( ! ca!dral1 & nei!r dean nor bi%op c\ld t\* him40 8,quamdiu b5e se gessisset10 ,i int]pos$1 kn[+ ! ,rector's affection = an easy bit ( ,lat94 8,j s10 he answ]$1 r unc]ta9ly1 & cont9u$4 8,p$l]'s special av]sion 0 ! ,iri% canon2 p>tly because he _h l$ ! laught] t slew ,s5na*]ib1 & _h ev5 ask$ :y ,sims ,reeves _h n a ,jews' h>p to accompany him3 p>tly because x 0 kn[n to ,p$l] t ! ,canon spoke ( him z ! #8great & m>vell\s' "o1 9 allusion to ! an!m above m5tion$3 b *iefly because by ! /atutes ( ! ca!dral 8 enemy 0 prec5tor1 & got #fjj a ye> = 8 (fice4#ca 8#8,paddy ,w9dbags1' he w\ld say--= by t opprobri\s "n he designat$ 8 enemy--#8doesn't "k ! diff]5ce betwe5 ! ,cruiske5 ,lawn & ,w9*e/] ,new2 & ) 8 canonry1 & :at he gets by lett+ furni%$ ap>tm5ts "h1 :5 he is on ! /ump 9 ,mudbor\gh1 he gets z mu* z all ! m5 & boys on ! ,cantoris side put toge!r4' 8#8,& !re's t ,cockney *ap1' he w\ld g on1 #8got a liv+ 9 ,london wor? goodness kn[s :at2 population #ae1jjj2 takes a holiday 9 ,septemb]1 because he is s h>d work$1 & !n comes d[n "h = ?ree solid mon?s ) ?irte5 old s]mons 9 8 pocket to fire at ! ca!dral congregation4 ,?ree mon?s ) two h\rs' "w a day6 ,yah6' 8,all gone n[10 ,*aunt]s sigh$2 & !re 0 a pause4 8,did ,i ev] tell y ab\t old ,dick ! bl[]80 he resum$3 8,dick _h be5 bl[+ ! ca!dral organ = ?irty-five ye>s2 x 0 all done by h& !n2 & ! /ory 0 t he knew ! ,s]vices & an!ms s well t he c\ld tell exactly h[ _m fill+s ( ! big bell[s w5t to ea*4 ,he _h a r\gh copy ( ! ,s]vice ,li/ hung up 9 ! recess :]e he work$ 8 lev]1 & a glance at t suffic$4 ,"o aft]noon1 :5 ! ,fir/ ,lesson 0 runn+ d[n1 he look$ at ! li/ to see :at #8,magnificat' 0 on2 x 0 ,rog]s 9 ,d2 & he mutt]$ #8sixty-f\r1' or :atev] ! numb] ( pump+s 01 & 9 due c\rse he blew sixty-f\r times4 ,b by bad luck x happ5$ t an em95t musician _h turn$ up1 &1 to impress him1 ! prec5tor _h tak5 (f ,rog]s 9 ,d1 :i* is a %ort affair1 & put on ,attwood 9 ,c1 :i*1 y may rememb]1 has a long ,gloria at ! end4 ,hav+ bl[n 8 sixty-f\r1 ,dick _h em]g$ f 8 d5 to /ret* 8 legs1 &1 long be=e ! ,gloria 0 f9i%$1 ! organ 0 z dead z ,s5na*]ib4 ,dick 0 puzzl$1 b consci\s ( "r2 & :51 dur+ ! ,second ,lesson1 ,p$l] came rag+ d[n-/airs to "k :at 0 wrong1 ,dick 0 ready3 #8,:at 'ave ,i b9 a do9' on8 ,:y1 :at 'ave y b9 a s+9' (8 ,hattwood 9 ,c8 ,:at does x say on t !re li/8 ,doctor ,rog]s 9 ,d1 & ,i bl[$ ,dr4 ,rog]s 9 ,d4 ,if y'd 'a said ,hattwood 9 ,c1 ,i'd 'a bl[$ accord9'40 ,p$l] admitt$ contributory neglig5ce4 ,conc]n+ v]g]s1 ,*aunt]s _h c\ntless tales2 b he robb$ all ! ca!drals 9 ,engl& ( _! local v]g]s & domicil$ !m all 9 ,sud*e/]4 ,x 0 n 8 v]g]1 b a ,/4 ,paul's man :o object$ to private devotions on ! gr\nd t !y _h s]vices at #aj & #c4cj1 & didn't want no fancy "w4 ,x 0 a ,cant]bury v]g] :o bade a private devotee rise f 8 knees1 & apologetically rem>k$ to a by/&] t if he didn't /op 'em he %\ld 'ave 'em pray9' hall hov] ! place4 ,x 0 a ,belgravian v]g] :o w>n$ ! lady n to leave h] p>asol ab\t :ile %e look$ at ! pa9t$ w9d[s1 8because ,private ,devotions comes 9 at #aa1 & !y halways /eals40 ,x 0 9 a nor!rn ca!dral t ! v]g]s compla9$ to ! dean t ! organi/1 by play+ on ! organ :5 !re 0 no s]vice go+ on1 di/ract$ ! visitors s mu* t !y w\ldn't g r\nd ! *apels & tombs4 8,s t10 repli$ ! ,dean bl&ly1 8n only ?is our craft is 9 dang] to be set at naught1 b also t ! temple ( ! great goddess ,diana %\ld be despis$40 ,x 0 at t same nor!rn fane t a rec5tly appo9t$ v]g]1 :o _h left a good place to assume 8 g[n1 on be+ invit$ by 8 exce$+ly respectable ma/] to return1 said1 8,i _h r be a doorkeep] 9 ! h\se ( my ,god1 ?an to dwell 9 ! t5ts ( ungodl9ess40 ,x 0 9 a /ill m remote ca!dral t ! old v]g]1 on be+ in=m$ by ! canon t ! /rang] :om he 0 %[+ r\nd 0 an ,ecclesia/ical ,commission]1 "o ( ! family ( ,%almanes]1 ha/ily mov$ to ! visitor's "r side1 & expla9$ t he kept 8 money 9 ! pocket :i* he ?us remov$ out ( dang]4 ,b all ^! & _m o!r equally v]aci\s anecdotes did my ho/ affiliate on ,sud*e/]1 & ,i said no ^w ( repro(4 ,all v]g]s "w on ! same pr9ciple1 t ! ca!dral exi/s = _! b5efit1 & t !y %\ld be supreme4 ,x foll[s t v]g]s' /ories are int]*angeable4 ,he _h /ories ( p>i% cl]ks1 :i* 9 l mann] he localis$ 9 ! adjac5t p>i%es4 ,mo/ ( !m are 9 pr9t1 b "o purely ,*e%ire /ory1 dat+ f #ahff1 has possibly be5 =gott51 ev5 9 ! c\nty4 ,i w risk x aft] =ty-two ye>s4 ,x 0 at ! "t ( ! cattle plague1 :5 ,*e%ire f>m]s 7 ?reat5$ ) absolute ru91 t 9 a c\ntry *ur* "o aft]noon ! *oir bur/ into a pa!tic hymn1 ( :i* ,i rememb] only "o v]se3 8,!re's n a c[1 or ox1 or bea/1 ,b takes x out ( h&2 ,& soon we'll h no bea/s at all ,to dwell )9 ! l&40 ,! f>m]s wept bitt]ly1 & said x 0 too t\*+3 b ! ,rector said to ! cl]k1 :5 !y got into ! ve/ry1 8,:y1 ,?omas1 :at 0 t psalm y 7 s++8 ,0 x "o ( ,david's80 8,deevid60 said ! cl]k 9 bitt] scorn1 8,deevid nev] wrote hany?9k loike t 9 hall 'is born dees3 t wur a bit ( moy putt9' t]ge!r40 ,i rememb] h[ ,i pleas$ ! old man by capp+ 8 /ory ) a ,midl& c\nties' /ory1 told me by ! vic> conc]n$ !re93 ,!y _h begun ! ,a?anasian ,cre$1 & 9 ! front seat1 "r be=e ! old ?ree-deck] ( pulpit1 read+-desk1 & cl]k's pew1 /ood an old man se>*+ 9 va9 = ! unaccu/om$ =mul>y4 ,! vic> ha/ily :isp]$ to ! cl]k bel[ him1 8,f9d 8 place40 ,! cl]k obey$1 & !n half-turn+ r\nd mutt]$ ) )]+ contempt3 8,:oy1 'ee 7 a-rootl9 i' ! ,psawms60 ,( c\rse ^! v>i$ rem9isc5ces 7 n all produc$ at "o meet+2 !y 7 spread ov] _m ye>s1 & "s recurr$ m ?an once1 m ?an twice4 ,! /ory ab\t ,dick1 ! bl[]1 = in/ance1 0 a h>dy annual1 & if ! ,rector _h n produc$ x 9 any ye>1 ,i %\ld h be5 aggriev$4 ,,footnotes3 #bg ,8 (ficial rank 0 succ5tor1 ! prec5tor be+ a ,canon2 b 9 ,sud*e/] ! full title is always conc$$4 #bh 8,s]vices0--) a capital ,s--/&s = ! ,canticles1 & ! musical sett+ ( ! ,communion ,s]vice4 #bi 8,c>m5que ,*ri/o1 quasi deo1 dic]e secum invicem40--,pl9y1 x4 #ig4 #cj ,! v]se runs ?us 9 ! hymn-book3 8,tru/ 9 ,god1 & borr[ ,ease = he>t & m9d40 #ca ,?is cu/om exi/s at o!r old f\ndations2 ,/4 ,paul's1 ,york1 c4 ,,*apt] ,,xx ,,*aunt]s' ,,g>d5 8,i'll fet* a turn ab\t ! g>d540 ,cymbel9e4 ,"o ye> ,*aunt]s ask$ me to excuse him = half an h\r or m1 :ile he took a fun]al3 ! g>d5 0 8 special delight1 & ?\gh 9 ,octob] !re 0 little to see1 ,i %\ld f9d ! g>d5] !re1 & he w\ld %[ me :at 0 left4 ,! fl[]s ne$$ no apology3 !re 0 a blaze ( dahlias1 & ,i "k n :at else3 & !re 0 ,rob]t ,diggle1 ! g>d5]1 ^: acqua9tance ,i _h made be=e4 ,he 0 digg+ away exactly z ,i _h se5 him 9 ! previ\s ,octob]2 & ,i ?\ght ( ! hi/oric ,&rew ,fairs]vice3 8,am tr5*+ up ! sp>ry-grass1 & am gaun to saw sum ,misegun beans40 ,d y tr5* up asp>agus 9 ,octob]8 & :at are ,misegun beans8 ,i did n ask ,rob]t1 because x w\ld h reveal$ ! dep? ( my ignorance1 & ! s*ool might h got to "k x4 ,h[ c\ld ,i exam9e 9 botany1 or 9 ! pr9ciples ( agriculture1 if ,i didn't "k :5 to tr5* up sp>ry-grass8 ,x seem$ wis] to congratulate ! good man on ! appe>ance ( ! g>d51 & on ! bright %[ ( fl[]s1 :i* ,i did n v5ture to specify m p>ticul>ly3 ,i add$ x 0 evid5t t ! rector 0 z ke5 a g>d5] z ev]4 ,! rem>k 0 n well receiv$3 x impli$ t ,rob]t 0 n entitl$ to ! undivid$ glory ( ! dahlias & ?+s4 ,he grunt$1 & !n conc$$ t ! rector work$ h>d4 8,x's a pa/ime10 he said1 & !n h&somely add$1 8& ,i ?9k he does good3 :y1 !]'s a manny little !ngs1 z x doon't matt] h[ y put 'em 940 ,poor rector6 8,alas6 :at boots x ) incessant c>e ,to t5d ! homely1 slight$ 7g>d5]'s7 trade40 ,rob]t's ?\ghts 7 else:]e1 :ile ,i fill$ & light$ a pipe4 8,ah he]d yo' 0 ab\t1 sir3 be5 to our skule1 'av5't yo'80 ,i admitt$ x4 8',twas our ,lizzie t\ld me !] 7 a /re5ge mon z 'ad be51 & hoo#cb w]5't a-go9' to skule anny moor4 #8,:oy1 :ativ]'s to d8' ah says3 & hoo says1 ! mon come & call$ hoo ,j5ny1 & hoo t[ld 'im hoo w]5't call$ ,j5ny3 t 7 ,j5ny ,mill] 9 yon desk2 & ! mon a/$ hoo to come 'ome ) 'im :e] 'ee liv$1 & hoo 7 froight5$4 #8,lor' bless !e1 w5*1' ah says1 #8yon 7 ?' inspector3 'ee w\ldna hurt yo'4' #8,na1 na1 dadda1' hoo says1 #8ah ba9't a-goo9 to skule anny moor4'0 ,& ,rob]t leant on 8 spade & ro>$4 ,!n he add$1 apologetically1 8,hoo isn't only f[]1 a-goo9' foive40 ,i sugge/$ t if %e _h be5 m ?an f\r ye>s old1 ) five 9 prospect1 ,i %\ld h hesitat$ to give ! invitation4 8,& hoo isn't s v /rong1 nee!r10 he add$ m\rnfully1 z if to disc\rage my abduction ( ,lizzie3 8doctor says z hoo _h ought to 'ave a iron tunic40 ,i ha/ily agre$1 & !n pond]$ on ,lizzie1 ?us arm\r-clad1 /rait-wai/coat$--inclusam ,dana5 turris a5ea--ah1 to be sure1 8tonic10 iron tonic1 mu* m suitable4 ,rob]t did n notice my hesitation3 he _h pick$ up a big /one1 & 9 ?r[+ x beh9d him _h di/urb$ ! peace ( a tom blackbird1 :o fl$1 us+ language t w\ld h br\ght a blu% to ! bill ( a ,melb\rne cockatoo4 ,i w5t on to rem>k t ! little ones seem$ v happy ) ,miss ,jones1 & t ,mr4 ,bir* 0 a good ma/]4 ,rob]t agre$3 ?+s 7 improv$ s9ce 8 "t1 & ! little 'uns w\ld z lief g to s*ool z /op at home1 :5 !y _h once got ov] ! sc>e ( ! fir/ week4 8,:5 ,i 0 a lad10 he cont9u$2 & ,i modify 8 dialect = g5]al conv5i5ce1 8at "o "t we _h a ,scot*man = s*oolma/]4 ,squire _h he>d z ! ,scot* 7 great at eddication1 & he adv]tis$1 & got ,mc,dougall1 z !y call$ him4 ,b ,i reckon squire 0 a bit took 91 = we soon f\nd out z old ,mac wasn't s wise z he look$4 ,x 0 9 ! read+ lessons t we fir/ caught him3 !re 7 "s ( ! top lads z 7 pretty tidy read]s1 b n[ & aga9 !y'd come to a long ^w1 z w\ld pull 'em up %ort1 same z if y'd /ruck y\r spade aga9 a /one 9 digg+2 & !y'd /op1 & wait = ,mac to give 'em a h& ov]4 ,b !y nev] got n[t (f 'im3 'ee'd only ! "o answ]1 & t 71 #8,hop t1 cocky1 x's ,laa-t9'3 & aft] a bit we got to und]/&1 & we'd laugh1 & he'd get mad4 ,well1 "o day 9 "o ( !m lessons he comes to a middl9' h>d ^w1 n s bad b :at he c\ld tell x himself3 #8,n[1 lads1' he says1 #8:at does ?is ^w mean8' #8,magaz9e' x 01 ,i rememb] z if x 7 ye/]day3 & ,tom ,jackson1 he gr9s1 & he says1 #8,please1 sir1 x's ,laht91' & we laugh$ a good 'un4 ,eh1 b ,mac 7 wild1 & he gives ,tom :at-= ) :at he call$ ! tawse1 a bit ( broad lea!r ) a hole 9 x1 & ,tom took & told 8 fa!r1 old ,tummas1 ! blacksmi?1 ( ?is newfangl$ way ( ?ra%+ a lad2 & old ,tummas1 he goes d[n to skule to h x out ) ! gaff]4 ,mc,dougall 0 sett9' 9 8 own p>l\r ) a black bottle by 8 side1 & little ,j5ny ,williams 0 keep9' skule till he'd done 8 pipe & glass4 #8,hey1 gaff]1' ,tummas says1 :5 he come inside2 #8?\'/ be5 a 'amm]9' our ,tom wi' a /rap wi' a 'ole 9 x1 '/ead ( a /ick1 & ah wunna 'ave x1' he says3 #8:oy :at do/ ?9k a%-plants 0 gr[$ =8' 8#8,my mon1' says ,mac1 #8:at are ye say+8 ,c ye no express y\rself 9 a m intelligible mann]8' & he tips up ! *e] z he 7 sett9' on1 on to its h9d legs1 & j waves 8 pipe at ,tummas1 z if he 7 a kid4 ,! smi? c\ld mak' n[t ( ! ,scot*1 b he kicks up ,mac's foot1 z he sw+s x 9 ! air1 & d[n goes skulema/]1 *air & all4 ,he clut*es at ! table to save hisself1 l1 & t br+s d[n table & :isky bottle too2 & ,tummas j *ucks a c\ple ( *airs & a big cu%ion (f ! c\* a-top ( ! :ool lot1 & he goes into skule4 #8',ello1 lads1' he %\ts3 #8t' gaff]'s n a-feel9' s v well to-dee1 & x's 'ollidee = y] all4' ,& (f !y goes d[n t' road a 'oll]9' l mad4 ,my ^w1 x 7 a bit o' fun4 8,well1 squire got to he> ( t "s road1 & ,mac _h to g3 !y d say z he got s drunk "o day 9 skule t ! lads _h him d[n on ! floor1 & roll$ him along1 same z a b>rel1 b ,i wasn't !re t day3 ,tom ,jackson t\ld me ( x4 ,& ! squire got a college man1 z _h pass$ all ! zam9ations1 same z ,ma/] ,bir*40 8,c]tificat$10 ,i sugge/$4 8,ah1 summat o' t3 & he play$ ?' organ 9 *ur*1 & got u "s new tunes1 z we didn't tak' to1 n at fir/1 b1 ,lor' bless y1 !y has 'em ev]y:e] n[1 & calls 'em old4 ,& he measures up fields = ?' f>m]s1 & goos (f manny a "t i' ?' art]noon to le>n _! daught]s to play ! piann]1 :5 he %\ld ha' be5 9 skule1 & !y %\ld ha' be5 makk9' *eese4 #8,eh1 my ^w1' ,f>m] ,turn] says "o day1 #8!]'s be5 no good *eese made i' ,*e%ire s9ce pianny=tes com' 9'3 & t's a fact40 ,& ,rob]t turn$ ov] ! soil p5sively1 & ?rew a worm to 8 fav\rite rob94 78,no good *eese s9ce pianos came 940 ,mrs4 ,poys]1 or1 /ill m1 h] misogyni/ enemy--:at 0 8 "n8 ,b>tle ,massey8--w\ld h be5 pr\d ( ! epigram47 8,well1 he gets too big = 8 boots3 c\ldn't c>ry corn1 z ! say9' is3 & t ye> ?' ,gov'm5t inspector began to come r\nd1 same z y1 sir2 only he 0 a m9i/]2 & he drops on skulema/]1 s ,i he]d1 because u lads c\ldn't get our sums "r2 & skulema/] goes (f 9 a huff4 8,i'd only "o m ma/]1 because ,i left skule to g to "w :5 ,i 7 elev53 & he 7 a cliv] *ap4 ,?' inspector i' ^? days us$ to zam9e u i' ?' ,bible & ,cate*ism1 be9' a m9i/]1 ,i suppose80 ,i nodd$ my head 9 confession ( my disqualification4 8,well1 we didn't d no jography1 nor none ( !m ?+s z !y l>n 'em n[1 b we has ,scripture2 & ?' rector & skulema/] takes x betwe5 'em1 & :5 ?' rector w]5't !]1 skulema/] w\ld say1 #8,n[1 lads1 don't g to sleep2 ,i l to see y] '&s 'eld up ev'ry "t :5 ,i a/ a "q1 & m9d1 if y "k ! "r answ]1 hold up ! "r h&2 t's ! "o z y write )2 b if y don't "k1 hold up ?' o!r '&4' ,well1 x tak's 'im a deal ( "t to get 'em to rememb] :i* 7 ! "r '&1 & ,bill ,tompk9s1 'ee 'olds up 'is left '&1 because he always wrote ) 'is left '&2 till at la/ gaff] taks & ties a bit ( /r+ r\nd all _! "r '&s1 & !n u got x "r4 8,b :5 ?' inspector com r\nd1 i'/ead ( a/+ skulema/] to zam9e ! lads1 same z ! la/ *ap did1 he a/s 'is own que/ions1 & skulema/] gets sc>$1 & says1 #8,n[1 boys1 don't 'old up ei!r '&1 unless y "k3 don't guess2' & 'opes ?' inspector w excuse 'im = int]rupt9'4 ,t fair moi!r$ u all1 & n a '& or a ^w c\ld ?' inspector get f u4 8,nat]ally ?' inspector1 & rector too1 gets a bit %irty1 & !y turns on skulema/]1 b he n[t b smiles at 'em1 & says1 #8,x's j se5' a /rang]1' he says1 #8z !y isn't us$ to3 ,i ?9k1 sir1 if y'll all[ me to a/ 'em a few que/ions1 !y'll d bett]4' ,?' inspector didn't mu* l be9' told z 'ee w]5't a good '& at ! job1 b 'ee says1 #8,oh1 all "r1' 'ee says1 #8take 'em y\rself1 by all means1' 'ee says2 & he sets d[n i' ?' arm *e] to see skulema/] cut 'is own ?roat1 9 a mann] ( speak+4 #8,n[1 lads1' says ?' gaff]1 v pleasant l1 #8don't =get :at ,i t\ld y ab\t 'old9' up y\r '&s4 ,:o 0 ,moses8' & e lad 'olds up "o '& or ?' o!r4 ,gaff]1 ( c\rse1 a/s only :at !y've be5 le>n$1 & picks out only ?' "r '&s = ?' answ]s2 an' 'ee goes on = a qu>t] ( a h\r1 '&s up e "t1 & mo/ly "r answ]s1 !] or !] ab\t1 & ?' rector p]ks up & says x 0 only be9' a bit %y1 9 a mann] ( speak9'1 & 'ee's v pleas$ ) 'em1 & !re'd be a s*ool treat next week2 & ?' ,inspector says 'ee 'asn't se5 a bett] %[ ( '&s n 9 ! c\nty4 ,ee6 my ^w1 my ^w60 ,i laugh$ ) ,rob]t2 b to ?9k ( ! villa9y ( ! ma/]1 :o made ! *ildr5 8 conspirators6 ,did 8 scripture syllabus include a c]ta9 text ab\t a mill/one & ! dep?s ( ! sea8 ,rob]t /ruck 8 spade deep 9 ! gr\nd & leant on x1 imply+ t he 0 com+ to some?+ ( int]e/4 8,did yo ev] meet ,ma/] ,bibb] 9 skule80 he ask$4 8,bibb]08 yes2 ,i _h se5 him 9 two s*ools "s "t ago3 he _h gone to ,am]ica & _h di$ !re1 a good :ile s9ce4 ,rob]t pond]$ :e!r ! law ( sl&]1 ab\t :i* ! work+-man is 7=tunately7 v timor\s1 w\ld 8cop0 him1 9 ,*e%ire phrase4 8,ah wudna say a ^w ag9 'im i' t case10 he said3 8b 'ee 7 a rum 'un40 8,wasn't an out-&-out teetotal]80 ,i sugge/$1 kn[+ ,bibb]4 ,rob]t took c\rage3 8,eh1 by gom1 no4 ,x wasn't h]eab\ts2 x 0 d[n 9 ,clay%ire1 :]e ,i 7 g>d5] to ,mu/] ,br[n1 t ,i se5 'im4 ,i hadna be5 m>ri$ above two-?ree ye>1 & x 7 on a ,sunday aft]noon1 t ,i he]d a t]rible noise1 & ,i says to my missus1 #8,polly1' ,i says1 #8!]'s dogs worry9' a c[3' & hoo says1 #8,eh1 yon's n dogs1 x's *ildr5 cry9'1' hoo says3 & ,i goes into ! /reet1 & !] 7 a cr[d r\nd ,ma/] ,bibb]'s door--he 7 skulema/] i' ?' village skule--& !] 7 little ,tommy ,bibb] among 'em1 cry9' fit to break 'is 'e>t4 #8,eh1 ,mu/] ,diggle1' 'ee says1 #8coom 91' 'ee says2 #8!]'s fa!r murd]$ ,j5ny1 & 'ee's a-goo9' to murd] u4' ,s ,i goes 91 o' c\rse1 & !] 7 ,j5ny ly9' on ?' floor 9 a fa9t1 & !] 7 old ,bibb]1 mad drunk1 & danc9' ab\t1 q craz$ l4 #8',ello1 ,gaff]1' ,i says1 #8:at's to d n[8' #8,ah1 ,rob]t ,diggle1' 'ee says1 #8'appy to see a neighb\r on ! ,sabba? day2 let u engage 9 pray]4' #8,yo dom'd rascal1' ah says1 #8x's g9 z yo've be5 engag9' 91' & ah /oops d[n to pick up ,j5ny1 & all ( a sudd5 ,bibb] maks = me1 & tries to bite me i' ?' arm4 #8,by gom1 ,bibb]1' ah says1 #8if x's fi/icuffs yo want1 yo %all 'ave 'em'2 & ah fet*es 'im "o on ?' side o' ?' yead1 & d[n 'ee goes l a bullock4 ,ah picks 'im up aga91 & ah %eeks 'im till yo c\ld 'e> 'is tee? rattle1 & ah puts 'im i' ?' *e]1 & ah picks up ,j5ny1 & puts 'er on ?' c\*1 & ah leaves 'em to x40 8,:at did ! s*ool manag]s say to t80 8,oh1 !y giv' 'im ! sack next week3 b ?' folks i' ?' village1 !y 7 all = ,bibb]--'ee 7 a sm>ti% *ap1 :5 'ee 7 sob]--& ,bibb]1 'ee taks a cottage close by1 & sets up a skule ( 'is own1 & gets all ! *ildr52 & ?' "y mon z gets ?' p>i% skule1 'ee hadna m ?an 'alf a doz5 :5 ah com$ away1 & ah niv] 'e]d h[ x end$4 ,skulema/]s is l g>d5]s1 ,i rackon2 !]'s good & bad2 b x taks all sorts to mak a _w40 ,:ile ,i 0 /ill pond]+ on ! compreh5sive wisdom ( ?is apoph!gm1 ! ,rector appe>$ ) apologies = delay4 ,9 8 h& he bore an op5 lett]1 & 8 flu%$ face %[$ "s excitem5t4 8,come 9 ! gre5h\se10 he said1 8!re is j "t = a cup ( tea be=e y\r tra91 & ,i h a lett] to %[ y40 ,! cons]vatory op5$ into ! d9+-room1 & !re we f\nd a table & *airs1 & tea ready4 8,x's f my nephew1 ,p]cy10 ,*aunt]s said1 wav+ ! lett]4 8,he is mad on music1 & ar*itecture1 & is mak+ a t\r ( ! s\!rn ca!drals ?is autumn2 among o!rs he has tak5 ,sud*e/]1 & ,i gave him an introduction to ! organi/40 8,:at1 old ,?+umy 9 ,e flat80 8,p$l]8 ,no3 he has be5 dead "s ye>s3 x's t que] fell[ ,track]s2 wrote a cantata call$ ,boan]ges1 don't y "k8 ,!y _h x at ,birm+ham1 or ,le$s1 or some:]e la/ "t4 ,"h is ! lett]3 8,he beg9s1 l mo/ travell]s1 ) ! hotel3 #8,:y d all ,ca!dral t[ns h an hotel t 0 =gott5 9 ! ,re=mation8 ,cranm]1 ,ridley1 & ,latim] us$ to lie "h1 & ! place has n be5 done up s9ce4 ,! fi% !y gave me = d9n] ye/]day 0 b\ght = ,cranm]'s d9n] "o ,friday1 & he w\ldn't h x because x wasn't fre%4 ,! head wait] us$ to be ,ridley's page1 & he has ! episcopal scorn = a layman4 ,! *amb]-maid 0 a buxom lass 9 ,latim]'s "t2 %e has lo/ ! bloom ( h] y\?1 b reta9s h] sixte5? c5tury dome/ic me?ods2' & s on2 y "k he is "y1 & out = a holiday4 8,!n he gets to ! fly+ buttresses & ! ,norman ar*es1 b y are 9 a hurry3 ?is is :at ,i ?\ght y w\ld h "t =3 8#8,i 0 j 9 "t = aft]noon s]vice1 & ,i took y\r lett] ) me & told ! v]g] ,i want$ to speak to ! organi/1 to :om ,i _h a lett] ( introduction4' 8#8,dr4 ,track]s1 sir8 c]ta9ly1' said ! (ficial ) (ficial patronage2 #8nev] he>d ! ,doctor play8 !n y'll 'ave a treat3 hev]y "o says s2 p]haps he'll give y a bit ) 8 new /op1 8nux vomica10 !y call x2 b ,i ?9k x s\nds l a *oir ( hangels play+ on a comb' 7'hngels ply9 hon a ca-omb'--9 ! orig9al74 ,i hadn't "t to dige/ ?is graphic description ( ! ,vox ,humana be=e ,t4 arriv$1 & accept$ my note3 #8,:at1 ! old ,prec5tor8' he said1 #8come up to ! organ-l(t2' & ,i w5t40 78,we may skip a good deal "h ab\t ! organ1 & its /ops1 & pneumatic ma*9]y--did ,i ev] tell y ab\t ,old ,dick ! bl[]8--& come to ! music40 8,cut ! cackle & come to ! 'osses10 ,i murmur$ to myself47 8,x 0 ! #ae? ev5+1 ) t long ,psalm1 y "k1 & nev] h ,i he>d su* *ant+4 ,t4 kn[s 8 psalt] by he>t1 & nev] seems to look at ! book2 8 m9d is busy ) half a doz5 ?+s1 & he keeps up a runn+ comm5t>y ( ! qua9te/ b mo/ madd5+ k9d on ! music1 ! s+]s1 ! ca!dral1 & :at n4 ,! *oir is admirably tra9$1 & ! boys' voices are good1 bett] ?an ! m5's2 & !y pron\nce e syllable1 ?\gh &anti con moto1 & got ?r\gh ! sev5ty-?ree v]ses )\t a slip4 ,track]s1 z a rule1 only indicates illu/rations1 res]v+ great] effects = great] ne$s2 b once he j ?rew 9 a p$al ,f natural1 to express 8 op9ion ( ! blacklegs ( ,ephraim1 :i* absolutely )]$ & %rivell$ !m up4 8#8,?ree *ants we h = ?is long psalm1' he began1 #8/>t+ 9 ,a2 sort ( recit+1 hi/orical *ant--d y und]/& /ops8 ,j pull out t *ap'--& he po9t$ ) 8 big nose--#8li/5 to t t5or2 he's z flat z ,holl&'--& he w>m$ him up ) a re$ on ! solo--#8we c't af=d ,sims ,reeves1 & ?is is a dec5t little *ap2 n[ t c\pl]1 please2' & he 8br\ght wat]s out ( ! /ony rock03 #8v]se #ai br+s u into ,d1 ) a heavy bass1 good = ! plagues f>!r on4 ,dean's away ?is week1 don't "k :]e--n[ ! re$s1 please'--& he 8ra9$ d[n manna10 & 8br\ght 9 ! s\?-we/ w9d10 & ) a sudd5 cyclone 8slew ! weal?ie/ ( !m10 & !n bit by bit he muzzl$ ! mon/]1 :ile ! ,israelites 7 fall+ into =getfulness1 till !re 0 only j en\gh to keep up ! pit*4 ,!n he broke out aga93 #8,did y he> ( ! ,dean's uncle1 & 8 w8 ,always hop$ to get some?+ out ( him1 & la/ ,*ri/mas ! old fell[ di$ 9 t[n--n[ ^? two at ! side3' & sudd5ly ! organ began to live aga91 & to gr[1 & we ru%$ into ! plagues ( ,egypt4 ,i look$ ov] ! rail & saw ! eyes ( ! boys positively %9e3 ! m5 7 %ift+ f "o leg to ano!r1 z ! gr[l ( ! p$als increas$40 78,de> me6 h[ /range10 ! old man int]polat$2 8,i always *ange legs e v]se :5 ,i am excit$407 8,!y 7 s++ ,tutti1 & ins5sibly quick5+ ! pace2 ,i he>d ,track]s abs5tly mutt] some?+ ab\t ! ,dean & 8 uncle--#8( c\rse ! ,dean w5t to ! fun]al'--& !n ev5 he jo9$ 9 ! *ase3 8hail/ones10 & !y danc$ on ! floor2 8hot ?und]bolts0 t rumbl$ & scor*$2 8furi\sness ( ,8 wra?1 ang]1 displeasure1 & tr\ble02 & 8! prophets blazon$ on ! panes0 rattl$1 & ! old fabric swam be=e my eyes1 & ,i clut*$ at ! rail = safety3 !re came a sudd5 ro>1 l an advanc+ e>?quake1 & ! pe/il5ce smote ! fir/-born ( ,egypt1 s t ! t[] %ook1 & !n1 )\t w>n+1 we slipp$ into ! smoo? wat]s ( ,g3 8,he l$ !m =? l %eep02 ,israel sat 9 %ady places by ! wat] side 9 ! ,promis$ ,l&1 play+ on ! h>monic flute1 &--,track]s1 half turn+ 8 head1 said3 8#8,& !y f\nd he'd m>ri$ 8 cook1 & left h] ! money4' ,b ,i 0 lean+ ov] ! rail & cry+ l a girl at h] fir/ play40 8,look "h1 rector10 ,i int]pos$1 8,i mu/ cat* ! #f4cj40 ,& ,i fl$4 99 99 99 99 99 ,poor old ,*aunt]s6 ,we 7 n to h _m m meet+s4 ,! next ye>1 on my arrival at ! rectory1 ,i 0 w>n$ t !re 0 some?+ special 9 /ore = me1 & 9 due c\rse ! secret 0 reveal$4 ,"s old fri5d _h bequea!d to him two doz5 ( #ahdg port1 & a bottle _h be5 decant$ ) extraord9>y c>e4 ,i own ,i f9d x difficult to dr9k port 9 ! aft]noon1 b su* nect> c\ld n come at a wrong "t4 ,! ,rector 0 ) difficulty induc$ to jo9 me3 he w\ld h j "o glass to see :e!r x _h 8suff]$ by translation02 & j ano!r glass because he w\ldn't see me aga9 = a :ole ye>2 & ! m]e/ drop m to dr9k ,*ur* & ,que51 because we _h =gott5 t c]emony4 ,z ,i 0 go+ away he *>g$ me to rememb] t ! '#dg 0 to be kept = me3 8no "o else came to see ! old man10 & ) 8 g\t he c\ldn't t\* x himself3 s long z ! old man la/$ !re 0 a bottle = me4 ,alas = good int5tions6 ,next ,octob]1 :5 ,i came to ! rectory1 ! ,rector _h _h ! g\t1 & ! port 0 gone4 ,x 0 n on t acc\nt1 b because ( ! increase ( "w :i* necessitat$ devolution ( ! small] s*ools to ! sub-inspectors1 t 9 ! foll[+ ye> ,i _h to delegate ! inspection ( ,*aunt]s' s*ool to my s5ior colleague4 ,b ,i *>g$ him to deal g5tly ) ! old man2 to lun* ) him2 to tell him ab\t ! an!ms at ! ca!dral2 & specially to be c>eful to introduce into 8 conv]sation su* fragm5ts ( ,lat9 z w\ld give x a s*ol>ly flav\r )\t /ra9+ 8 ho/'s classical memory2 & to ?is end we compil$ a li/ ( phrases1 su* z bona fide1 9 situ1 9 /atu quo1 timeo ,danaos1 fe/9a l5te1 pr(anum vulgus1 & o!rs :i* ,i =get4 ,x 0 a great success4 ,! ,rector wrote to me1 express+ 8 s9c]e regret t ,i c\ld n come2 b ?ank+ me = s5d+ s excell5t a sub/itute3 x 0 r>e1 he rem>k$1 9 ^! days to meet a man ^: conv]sation gave su* ample pro( ( a lib]al education4 ,i ?9k ,i nev] saw him aga93 8 dea? occurr$ soon aft]w>ds1 & ,i tru/ 8 nephew 8c>v$ 8 epitaph aright40 ,l ,br[n+'s ,bi%op he w\ld h lik$ ,lat92 b he w\ld n h c>$ :e!r x 7 ,tully or ,ulpian1 s long z x 0 famili>2 & he w\ld h giv5 a pref]5ce to examples f ! ,lat9 ,gramm>4 ,x w\ld h suffic$1 ,i ?9k1 to beg9 ) 8,hic jacet10 & to w9d up ) 8,multis ille bonis flebilis occidit02 & ,i %\ld he>tily h app5d$ 8,nulli flebilior quam ,,mihi40 ,,footnotes3 #cb 8,hoo10 or m prop]ly 8oo10 9 ! ,c\nties ,palat9e /&s = 8%e0 or 8h]40 ,,*apt] ,,xxi ,r4,c4s 8,a s+le life do? well ) *ur*m51 = *>ity w h>dly wat] ! gr\nd1 :]e x mu/ fir/ fill a pool40--,bacon4 ,i ?9k ,i h already said t "o ( ! *>ms ( our life1 seem+ly s monoton\s1 0 its inf9ite v>iety4 ,!re 7 no days 9 ! ye> t provid$ su* v>i$ ent]ta9m5t z ^? set ap>t = ! ,roman ,ca?olic s*ools4 ,te*nically we knew !m only z ,r4,c4s4 ,x %\ld be premis$ t1 z a g5]al rule1 9 ! nor?-we/ ( ,engl& 79 ,fr5* idiom7 8:o says ,roman ,ca?olic says also ,iri%40 ,?is is n ! case 9 "s villages 9 ,lanca%ire :]e ! ,re=mation has n yet p5etrat$2 & 9 su* t[ns z ,liv]pool & ,man*e/] !re is a l>ge admixture ( ! ,lat9 race1 besides ,belgians & ,holl&]s2 b 9 ,*e%ire ) v few exceptions ! prie/s are ,iri%1 & ! s*ool-tea*]s & *ildr5 are ,iri%4 ,!re is a spr9kl+ ( ,engli% prie/s1 b by d9t ( liv+ almo/ :olly ) ,iri% co-religioni/s !y ne>ly always h a noticeable brogue4 ,!y /udy _! bus9ess s dilig5tly & s skilfully t ,i c q imag9e !y w\ld cultivate ! brogue1 if x 7 n self-s[+1 z ! key to ! he>ts ( _! flocks4 ,assume a virtue if y h x n4 ,on ! o!r h& ,i h kn[n "s ,iri% prie/s ^: families h liv$ s long 9 ! l& ( ! sil5t ,h1 t1 if on su* a !me ,i may be all[$ a bull1 !y h add$ ! abs5t ,h to _! brogue1 mak+ !mselves all ?+s to all m54 ,x mu/ always be borne 9 m9d t 9 ! ,nor? !re are exce$+ly few ( ! well-born1 well-to-d prie/s1 su* z are to be f\nd 9 ,london & ! ,s\?4 ,9 ! =m] di/rict !y are = ! mo/ "p born ( ! work+ class2 work]s among ! work+ class1 & especially among ! work+ class t does n "w if x c avoid x4 ,born poor1 (t5 poorly educat$1 poorly paid1 *iefly dep5d5t on ! poore/ ( ! poor1 hold+ (fice practically at ! w ( ! bi%op 7subject to an appeal to ,rome7 & )\t prospect ( any promotion except to ! dignity ( an honor>y canonry1 !y seem to h less ( ! enviable 9 _! lives ?an mo/ ( _! flock4 ,a drudg]y ) ! halo ( m>tyrdom4 8,happily10 said a 'v]t to me1 8^! ,ca?olic-born prie/s are exempt f d\bt20 & _! absolute k t ! next _w w br+ !m a recomp5se = _! "w "h is suffici5t consolation4 ,no?+ c\ld be f>!r f ! tru? ?an ! popul> conception ( _! "* & habits4 ,:at prie/s 9 ,irel& may be ,i "k n2 :at !y are 9 nor?-we/ ,engl& ,i "k 9 "p4 ,z reg>ds _! "*1 ,i may say t ,i h kn[n v _m prie/s among ! five million inhabitants ( ! two ,c\nties ,palat9e 9 ! la/ ?irty ye>s1 & t ,i h he>d ( only two *>ges affect+ _! moral "* 79 ! popul> acceptation ( ! phrase72 9 "o case ! (f5d] 0 a =eign] & he 0 expatriat$ ) admirable spe$2 9 ! o!r case1 !re 0 only ! gossip t no "o he$s4 ,!y are prie/s ( ! *ur* ( a small m9ority3 !y are on _! gu>d1 & !y keep gu>d well4 ,i d n mean to say t !y are impeccable4 ,b _! peccadilloes 7 n my conc]n1 unless !y took ! =m ( an attempt on ! public purse 9 s*ool matt]s4 ,& ?is *ronicle is n a *ronicle ( o!r p's fail+s4 ,i turn to ,lorna ,doone3 8,t is said to be ! angels' bus9ess2 & ,i d\bt if !y c att5d to x )\t injury to !mselves40 ,= ! re/1 _! bitt]e/ enemies--& !y are v bitt] 9 ^! p>ts--w all[ t !y "w )\t ceas+ & ) entire self-devotion4 ,9 _! p>o*ial "w ,i imag9e--n f enquiry1 b f casual obs]vation--t ! h\se-to-h\se visit+ falls *iefly on ! curates2 ! rector is m easily f\nd at home4 ,b ! heavy "w und\bt$ly comes at night4 ,! door bell seems to get no re/2 sometimes x is a drunk5 woman1 :o comes to take ! pl$ge1 j z a weal?i] drunk>d might ask = a bottle ( seltz]2 sometimes a reque/ = worldly advice or assi/ance2 sometimes1 & _m times1 an urg5t dem& = a spe$y visit to ,biddy1 :o is 8dy9' entirely10 b turns out to be dismally drunk4 ,! :ole =ce ( ! mission is sometimes call$ out1 & !n1 ev5 :5 ! inspector 0 play+ 8 annual rubb]1 x 0 ) mu* difficulty t a quorum c\ld be kept4 ,9 ! small h\rs ( ! morn+ ! flock break out afre%4 ,patsey is br\ght home helpless at #b ,a4,m41 ,mi*ael has 8 head cut op5 at #c2 ,molly upsets ! lamp1 & sets ! baby on fire at #d4 ,9 ea* & e case 8 rev]5ce is br\ght d[n to give ! la/ rites to ! afflict$ p]son1 & 9 ea* & e case he f9ds t he might z well h gone on ) 8 sleep4 ,de> ,canon ,c4 mu* lov$1 mu* plund]$6 ,0 x n told ( him1 h[ 8 flock took x 9 turns to trade on 8 lov+ cr$ulity8 ,9 ! e>ly morn+ !re w\ld come a viol5t r+ at ! bell1 & ! ,canon w\ld />e out into wet d>kness3 8,:o is !re80 8,x's me1 ,mrs4 ,o',%aughnessy1 ,god help me1 y] ,rivir5ce40 8,:at d y want80 8,x's me husb& t's _h a %troke1 an' he's dy9' ?is m9ute40 8,well1 ,i c't come1 b "h's half-a-cr[n40 ,& s on da capo till ! purse 0 empty4 ,:y d !y /& x8 ,! answ] 0 giv5 me1 indirectly1 by a contemplative prie/3 ,he3 8,!re c be no d\bt t = ! work+-man ! ,*ur* ( ,rome is ! be/ 9 ! _w40 ,i3 8,:y specially = ! work+-man80 ,he3 8,because x enables him to lead :atev] sort ( life he pref]s1 & !n at ! la/ mom5t he c s5d = ! prie/1 & put x all /raight40 ,i3 8,good ,heav5s1 ,canon6 d y believe t80 ,he3 8,my de> man1 if y believe ! ,bible1 !re c't be ! lea/ d\bt 9 ! _w ab\t x40 ,?is seems to acc\nt = ! 8conv]sation0 79 ! ,scriptural s5se7 ( sev]al fri5ds4 ,x is h>d t ! privilege %\ld seem to be conf9$ to work+-m54 ,h[ev]1 x becomes abundantly cle> t ev5 at #b ,a4,m4 ,patsey _c be neglect$3 x may be = him ! *ance ( a lifetime4 ,ano!r & a mo/ di/ract+ "p ( _! "w is ,f9ance4 ,i believe ,i am correct 9 ! foll[+ premises3 ,e mission 9 ^! p>ts has a debt on ! build+s4 ,no su* debt c be incurr$ )\t leave f ! bi%op4 ,! prie/ is b\nd to f9d ! qu>t]ly int]e/4 ,no p]sonal liability atta*es to ! prie/3 8 successor inh]its ! debt4 ,9 fav\r ( sp5d+ !re is3 7#a7 ,a congregation full ( zeal2 ?riftless2 firmly believ+ 9 ,ju/ification by ,works4 7#b7 ,fre$om f p]sonal or family liability4 7#c7 ,accru+ reputation = zeal4 ,on ! o!r side3 ,! int]e/ has to be f\nd1 & ! congregations are poor1 & heavily tax$ = ma9t5ance4 ,y may say t is ?ree 8,=10 & "o 8,aga9/40 ,b argum5ts are weigh$1 n c\nt$2 & ! weight ( t qu>t]ly int]e/ is ! weight ( ! ,old ,man ( ! ,sea4 ,h[ _m lives h ,i se5 wreck$ 9 t sea ( debt--9 spite ( ! ,an*or ( ,fai?6 ,yet debt1 9 mod]ation1 is 8mo/ :olesome & full ( com=t10 z "o ( ! ,articles says ( some?+ else--,i =get :at2 & ,i h prea*$ to ,anglican div9es1 & ) "s acceptance1 ! bless+s ( debt4 ,call x 8di/ribut+ capital exp5diture ov] a t]m ( ye>s10 & ev5 a rural dean succumbs4 8,out ( debt1 out ( dang]10 b 8out ( debt1 out ( progress40 ,! ?ird great bran* ( _! "w is "o t ,i c discuss ) m k--! educational side4 ,?is is ! mo/ rem>kable in/ance ( _! zeal1 & also ( _! success4 ,! m]e build+ ( ! s*ools1 m]ely 9 ! two ,palat9e c\nties1 repres5ts a v l>ge exp5diture2 ?\gh1 no d\bt1 a good deal ( ?is 0 add$ to ! debt1 !re rema9$ ! ov]:elm+ difficulty ( ! annual upkeep4 ,x 0 9 _! fav\r t ! sal>ies ( ,r4,c4 s*ool tea*]s 7 l[1 & t ! excuse ( pov]ty 0 (t5 accept$ = a scanty supply ( s*ool app>atus4 ,aga9/ ?is mu/ be set ! ardu\s task ( gett+ s*ool-p5ce f a pov]ty-/rick5 flock--78s*ool-p5ce1 inde$1 an' me wid no?9' to eat 9 ! h\se1 & ! *ild] wid niv] a boot to ! sole ( _! feet3 ,h[ly ,"m607--& subscriptions f exhau/$ subscrib]s4 ,!re is1 ,i believe1 9 "s doma9 ( *emi/ry an 8exhau/$ receiv]03 x has no c\nt]p>t 9 ! *>itable _w4 ,! ,free ,education ,act ( #ahiacc 0 a positive boon to !m3 x gave !m a c]ta9 #ajs4 p] *ild p] ye>1 in/ead ( a problematic #es4 or #gs4 #f;d4 ,b ! ,act ( #aijb seems to h br\ght !m ! sort ( ri*es :i* ,horace call$ 8op]osiores40 ,i ?9k ! matt] has be5 m5tion$ 9 ! newspap]s4 ,_m ( ! girls' & infants' s*ools 7 taught by ,nuns1 & ,i h usually suppos$ t "s co-op]ative arrangem5t 0 made 9 su* cases ) ! conv5ts1 by :i* *apla9's duty at ! conv5t 0 set (f 79 "p7 aga9/ ! si/]s' sal>ies4 ,!re are _m ,ord]s 9 ! ,nor?-,we/1 & _! names1 :e!r polysyllabic1 or =eign1 or bo?1 are (t5 a sore trial to ! poor ,iri%4 ,outside ,liv]pool !re may be "s "o t has n he>d ! /ory ( ! afflict$ ,iri%man :o gratefully ackn[l$g$ ! k9dness ( 8! ,frightful ,companions 7,fai?ful ,companions72 !y 0 v good to me2 & ! ,little ,si/]s ( ,mis]y 7,mis]icorde71 !y 0 v good1 b ! be/ ( all 0 ! ,bone ,suck]s 7,bon ,sec\rs740 ,( ^! ?ree ! fir/ nam$ is ! only tea*+ ord]3 b !re are _m o!rs1 ( :om ! be/ kn[n are ! ,si/]s ( ,notre ,dame1 9 ,liv]pool4 ,& if any "o wants to "k :at c be done = education1 prim>y1 second>y1 t]ti>y = aught ,i "k1 he %\ld g to ,m\nt ,pleasant 9 t city1 & look ar\nd him4 ,z tea*]s nuns h _m advantages4 ,!y are :olly devot$ to _! "w2 n to _! pay1 = !y nev] see a f>?+ ( x3 x goes to ,domus4 ,!y reg>d _! s]vice z _! p]man5t vocation )\t ! di/raction ( possible c\rt%ips3 9 _! ways ) girls !y are almo/ mo!rly3 & ! si/]s f ! bett] ord]s h a s+ul>ly ref9+ influ5ce on ! *ildr54 ,!re are also c]ta9 disadvantages4 ,! good si/]s are too unworldly3 !y nev] read a newspap]2 ,i suppose !y read few books3 _! *ances ( improvem5t are limit$1 & _! t5d5cy is n>r[+4 ,9 ! case ( ! less successful ones x is r dispirit+ = a s*ool manag]1 or an inspector1 to ?9k t1 z ! happy dispat* ( m>riage is impossible1 !y mu/ wait = ! sl[] process ( age to remove !m f ! li/4 ,also !y h too (t5 a pr(\nd contempt = rules & codes4 ,i ?9k ?is is due to _! ,iri% ance/ry1 :i* naturally disposes !m to be 8ag9 ! ,gov]nm5t40 ,& !y are by no means subs]vi5t to _! prie/ly manag]s3 at _! back 9 case ( dispute is rev]5d "m1 & only ! bolde/ prie/ w\ld g to w> ) s excell5t & s p[]ful a p]son4 ,:5 ! ,orangem5 h p]suad$ ,p>liam5t to pass an ,act = ! inspection ( conv5ts ,i %all n apply = ! po/ ( ,inspector4 ,n t ,i h any fe> ( a ho/ile reception4 ,on ! contr>y3 x is because ,i fe> t1 inasmu* z ,i may be by t "t some:at advanc$ 9 ye>s1 my con/itution w\ld n be able to /& a life ( pr(use hospitality4 ,!re 0 "o conv5t1 b ,i hope rev]5d "m w nev] see ?is page1 :]e ,i f\nd ! ,"l ,mayoral collations aft] ! annual inspection s p]il\s t ,i _h to resort to ! mo/ discr$itable manuvres to escape4 8,bolton ,abbey 9 ! old5 "t0 7,l&se]7 0 _! model2 & fi%1 fle%1 & f[l made ! table groan be=e me1 & made me groan aft] ! table4 ,cruel only to be k9d1 & inv]sely4 ,a cl]ical fri5d ( m9e1 hold+ /rong ,evangelical views1 & be+ annoy$1 ,i suppose1 by 8 s*ool report1 took "s pa9s to und]m9e my "* by spread+ a rum\r t ,i _h play$ :i/ at a c]ta9 conv5t ) ! "m sup]ior1 ! second 9 comm&1 & ! *apla94 ,i %\ld h be5 v glad to d s1 & ,i c q imag9e rev]5d "m play+ a v good game1 & com+ out ) small c>ds f h] long suit :5 all our trumps 7 gone4 ,b 9 sob] tru? ,i 0 n ask$4 ,my de> fri5d1 ,fa!r ,rigidus1 0 mu* %ock$ :5 ,i told him ( ! rum\r4 ,x appe>$ t c>ds are =bidd5 to holy wom54 ,b surely ?is w\ld n exclude ,pati5ce8 ,x is ano!r in/ance ( ! tyranny ( man1 t he1 ! man-prie/1 p]suades holy wom5 to reg>d c>ds z p]missible to him1 b wick$ = !m4 ,i admit t !y are =bidd5 to ! cl]gy by ! canons ( ! ,*ur* ( ,engl&1 b ,i believe ,rome is m l5i5t4 ,& ,i h kn[n sev]al ,anglican transgressors4 ,9 ?is connection a fri5d tells a /ory ( ! great ,h5ry ( ,exet]1 ,bi%op ,phillpotts4 ,he 0 9 resid5ce z ,gold5 ,canon ( ,durham1 & 9 t anci5t city 0 play+ an unhall[$ rubb]4 ,close by 8 side 0 a /ray p>son1 :o 0 tell+ ) "s glee h[ he _h buri$ a ,diss5t]1 or m>ri$ a divorcee1 or :at n4 ,phillpotts turn$ savagely r\nd on him3 8,sir1 are y aw>e t y\r proce$+ 0 directly contr>y to ! canons ( ! ,*ur*80 ,! p>son 0 entirely unaba%$3 8,s x is contr>y to ! canons10 he retort$1 8= y to sit !re play+ :i/ ) ! ace ( trumps 9 y\r h&40 ,b ,i am /ray+ f ! po9t1 if !re ev] 0 "o4 ,!re is1 f9ally1 a bran* ( prie/ly employm5t ^u :i* ,i am peculi>ly well qualifi$ to speak3 ?is is ! hospitality dep>tm5t3 & h]e9 !y excel all d5om9ations4 ,_! traditions are p>tly ,iri%1 p>tly collegiate1 or mona/ic2 a good /ock on bo? sides1 if x's d9+ y want4 ,!re 7 /ill rema9+ 9 my e>li] inspect+ days a few c\ntry rectories :]e1 be=e ! fall 9 ! value ( ti! & glebe1 ,h4,m4,i4 0 royally receiv$1 & ! neighb\r+ g5try assembl$ to d him hon\r4 ,z a rule ^! d9n]s 7 magnific5t1 b n fe/ive4 ,a mode/ man 7l ! pres5t *ronicl]7 soon gets we>y ( be+ />$ at & li/5$ to4 ,moreov]1 ! t$ium 0 prolong$ beyond ! grave ( dess]t1 = !re 0 ! draw+-room1 & x 0 always possible t "s "o w\ld s+4 ,f> diff]5t 7 ! ,r4,c4 nights4 ,cle> 9 ! memory is ! recollection ( t ,*e/] s\? w9d[ look+ ov] ! ,vale ,royal1 & ! fre% gre5 ( ! ,april mead[s2 ! *e]ful room :]e ! ,provo/1 newly recov]$ f ! horrors ( ,l5t1 made all ?+s smoo?2 & ! well-belov$ ,canon pac$ re/lessly up & d[n 8 qu>t]-deck1 smok+ 8 unfail+ cig>ette1 & br++ out ( 8 treasures ?+s new & old4 ,& nev] to be =gott5 are ^? wild ,febru>y nights 9 ! ,city ( ! ,future1 :5 ,monsignore disp5s$ c>nival hospitality1 end+ 9 ! long1 well-/ock$ libr>y1 :]e we disc\rs$ de iis quae melius s9e ulla sol5nitate tradi possunt--! phrase is academical--till ne> ! midnight h\r4 ,well rememb]$1 too1 are ! o!r ,presbyt]ies 9 t hospitable t[n1 & ! g5ial welcome t began ) ! smil+ p>l\r-maid at ! door--:o 8remimb]$ ! ould man1 :5 ,i 0 9 ,/&>d ,,iv4 meself1 & he pull$ me hur1 & call$ me ,biddy0--& end$ mu* lat] at night4 ,to _m o!r places--,man*e/] & ,sal=d alone _h m ?an ?irty ,r4,c4 s*ools--my duty took me2 & 9 all ! welcome 0 ! same4 ,to _! cr$it1 moreov]1 be x said1 ! prie/s are s+ul>ly free f t pr(essional1 unreal mann] affect$ by "s cl]gym51 & by ne>ly all ,diss5t+ m9i/]s4 ,a good b$-side mann] is e/eem$ 9 doctors1 b a good grave-side mann] is abom9able 9 any "o b an und]tak]4 8,:]e is t b>ty n[80 ,few inde$ ( my old ho/s survive3 8,& ,i ! la/ g =? companionless1 ,& ! days d>k5 r\nd me1 & ! ye>s1 ,among new m51 /range faces1 o!r m9ds40 ,x mu/ n be suppos$ t ! company on ^! occasions 0 exclusively cl]ical4 ,poor 0 ! mission t c\ld n produce a fe/ive layman1 or two1 to give v>iety to ! conv]sation2 & also1 if by any remote *ance "s "o dem&$ a rubb]1 to prev5t ! possibility ( be+ c\nt$ out 9 consequ5ce ( an epidemic ( sick-calls4 ,x 0 n 9 :at ,disraeli absurdly call$ 8! ,city ( ! ,future10 b 9 ,utopia1 t ,i 0 gue/ at "o 8inspection d9n]10 t may seem to des]ve a record4 ,x 0 at ,/4 ,mi*ael's ,r4,c41 & ,i _h inspect$ ! s*ools t day4 ,:o 0 !re8 ,!re 0 ,canon ,a41 my ho/2 ,fa!r ,b41 an ,ox=d man1 =m]ly 9 ,deacon's ,ord]s 9 ! ,*ur* ( ,engl&1 aft]w>ds a 'v]t2 ,mr4 ,c41 treasur] ( ! s*ools1 a man ( good ,lanca%ire ,roman ,ca?olic family1 belong+ r to ! ,newman cult ?an to ! ,mann+ites2 = ! re/1 int]e/$ 9 cotton1 or silk1 or :eat3 ,fa!r ,o',d[d1 :o _h be5 tra9$ at ! ,engli% college 9 ,rome1 & _h liv$ = "s ye>s 9 =eign p>ts2 ,fa!r ,o',flynn1 :o _h come ov] f ,c\nty ,cork to see 8 old s*oolfell[ ! ,canon2 !y _h be5 boys toge!r at ,u%aw1 or ,/onyhur/1 or some:]e1 & _h kept up _! old fri5d%ip 9 spite ( di/ance4 ,la/ly1 !re 0 ,dr4 ,wal%1 a ke5-witt$ man ( ! _w1 :o _h a good ,r4,c4 practice 9 ! t[n1 & 0 mu* e/eem$ by my ho/1 ?\gh he 0 suspect$ ( "s laxity 9 8 views & 9 ! obs]vance ( 8 duties4 ,we d9$ well1 ( c\rse2 b1 :ile ! maids 7 hov]+ ab\t1 ! conv]sation 0 limit$ to local topics1 neutral politics1 &--= ,o',d[d's sake--recollections ( =eign t[ns4 ,we c\ld n ev5 allude to ! s*ools1 mu* to my relief1 = ! maids' si/]s1 c\s9s1 & aunts 7 at ,/4 ,mi*ael's1 z tea*]s1 or s*ol>s4 ,b :5 dess]t br\ght fre$om1 we exp&$1 & ,fa!r ,o',flynn ) 8 pleasant ,iri% good-fell[%ip said to me across ! table--he & ,i sat left & "r ( our ho/3 8,i hope ye've be5 pleas$ ) ! ,canon's s*ools ?is morn+1 ,mr4 ,inspector80 ,i laugh$1 accept+ ?is z a gambit1 n a "q2 & repli$ t ,i 0 always pleas$ ) ,/4 ,mi*ael's4 8,well1 ye "k10 he cont9u$1 8ye c't make a silk purse out ( unsuitable mat]ials3 b !y're a highly intellig5t lot ( boys t !y turn out3 ,i met "o ( !m on my way up f ! /ation1 & he got 'lave to c>ry me bhag1' because 8 brogue won my he>t4 ,he said he w5t to ,/4 ,mi*ael's :5 he 0 a kid1 b n[ he'd #8gott5 a surficate'2 :at did he mean by t1 n[8 ,got a c]tificate ( exemption1 & he pass$ an exam9ation = x8 ,well1 well1 x's easy ye are1 ,i c see1 & !re's hopes = ! ,canon yet4 ,s ,i j ask$ him h[ _m y>ds !re 7 to a foot & he said #8twelve'2 & ,i put x to him :e!r t wasn't too lib]al an all[ance8 ,oh1 he 0 mu* hurt3 #8anny ways1' he said1 #8t 0 ! way !y l>n$ me at ,/4 ,mi*ael's avv]depoyse4'0 ,our ho/ %ook ) laught]3 ! boy 0 ,jimmy ,nolan1 & he 0 8n all !re40 ,!re _h be5 a fight at a wake 9 ! h\se :5 ,jimmy 0 a baby1 & ,jimmy _h a na/y fall on ! floor1 & some?+ _h gone wrong4 8,ah1 well10 ,o',flynn w5t on1 8! boys h a bett] "t ( x ?an y & ,i _h1 ,william4 ,d y rememb] ! ,provo/8 ,he _h ! heavy h&4 ,d y rememb] h[1 :5 he _h giv5 u a doz5 a-piece1 he w\ld s5d u into *apel to pray = him8 ,:at d ye ?9k ( t1 n[1 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley80 ,i repli$ ) (ficial caution t x seem$ to %[ a c]ta9 lack ( hum\r on ! ,provo/'s "p2 or else a /rong disbelief 9 ! efficacy ( pray]4 ,if ,i _h be5 9 ! ,provo/'s place ,i %\ld n h giv5 two sore boys c>te blan*e to besiege ,provid5ce4 ,he might h f\nd himself an inv]t$ ,balak4 ,& ,i recall$ ! reply ( ,ar*bi%op ,sumn]1 :5 ,bi%op ,phillpotts 7already quot$ a few pages ago7 at ! end ( a heat$ argum5t said x only rema9$ = him to return to ,exet] & pray = ,8 ,grace4 8,no10 said ! ,ar*bi%op1 turn+ pale1 8don't d any?+ un*>itable40 8,t 0 neatly put = an ,engli%man10 said ,o',flynn4 8,i l a clean give & take1 all 9 good mann]s4 ,did ye ev] he> ( ,c>d9al ,z4's rebuff at 8 in/allation8 ,!re is a cu/om1 y may h he>d1 t :5 a ,c>d9al ,bi%op is appo9t$ he takes 8 title f a p>ticul> *ur* 9 ,rome4 ,c>d9al ,newman1 = in/ance1 0 ?is way associat$ ) ! *ur* ( ,/4 ,giorgio 9 ,velabro1 d[n by ! ,ar* ( ,janus1 is x n1 ,fa!r ,o',d[d8 ,& ! /ory goes t ,z41 :o _h at "o "t aspir$ to be ! head ( a c]ta9 *ur* 9 ! ,immortal ,city1 :i* we may call ,/4 ,apoll9>is1 & _h at t "t be5 unsuccessful1 ev5tually receiv$ ! purple1 & took 8 title f t same *ur*4 ,9 due c\rse he att5d$ ! *ur* 9 full pomp to be in/all$2 & x gave him ! ke5e/ delight to see at ! head ( ! local cl]gy ! man :o _h l$ ! opposition aga9/ him4 ,z he desc5d$ f 8 /ate c>riage1 he b[$ =mally to 8 enemy1 & said z if x 7 "p ( ! c]emony3 8#8,lapidem quem reprobav]unt a$ificantes1 hic factus e/ 9 caput anguli4'#cd 8,! o!r b[$ almo/ to ! gr\nd1 & respond$3 8#8,a ,dom9o factum e/ i/ud1 et e/ mirabile 9 oculis no/ris4'#ce 8,i d\bt if hi/ory c produce a bett] ?ru/ & p>ry40 8,9 ! upp] circles ( ,rome10 said ,fa!r ,b41 :o seem$ to be1 l ,mr4 ,c41 an admir] ( ,newman1 8!y cultivate ^! am5ities4 ,! inspector may n "k ,monsignor ,talbot's rem>k to ,c>d9al ,h[>d4 ,y rememb] t ,c>d9al ,mann+'s life is full ( allusions to ^? two great m52 & y w n h =gott5 h[ ,mann+ reli$ on ,talbot's help1 & h[1 :5 ,talbot broke d[n 9 m9d & body1 ,mann+ neglect$ him4#cf ,at "o "t bo? ,h[>d & ,talbot 7 9 great fav\r at ! ,vatican2 b :ile ,talbot 0 well aw>e t he ow$ 8 position simply to ! fact t he 0 a ,talbot1 ! ,c>d9al 0 secretly c]ta9 t1 besides 8 p]sonal appe>ance 7:i* at "o "t add$ lu/re to ! ,life ,gu>ds7 & 8 connection ) #8! blood ( all ! ,h[>ds1' !re 0 intr9sic m]it4 ,x 0 !re=e ! delight ( ,talbot to poke fun at 8 fell[ c\ntryman1 & ! ,inn] ,circle greatly enjoy$ ^! sc5es4 ,at la/ ! climax 0 rea*$4 ,! ,pope s5t = bo? gr&ees1 & in=m$ !m t he _h det]m9$ to s5d !m on a special mission to ,goa1 9 ,s4,w4 ,india4 ,full p>ticul>s 7 promis$3 mean:ile he pr(f]$ 8 bless+4 8,! two return$ to _! gorge\s c>riage1 & :5 x mov$ on1 ,h[>d lay back 9 8 corn]1 m$itat+ triumphantly t 8 "t _h come3 obvi\s m]it _h at la/ be5 recognis$1 & ! ,ca?olic _w w\ld admit x4 ,goa 0 only a />t+-po9t2 & !n--4 ,b5ea? ! dome ( ,/4 ,pet]'s a d5se cr[d ( ! fai?ful *e]+1 a bl>e ( trumpets1 an atmosph]e ?ick ) inc5se1 & a fifte5 /one ,pontiff borne on a s$ia ge/atoria--all ^! float$ be=e 8 eyes1 e>s1 nose2 :y %\ld ,ni*olas ,breakspe> be ! la/ ,engli%man to asc5d ! ,papal ?rone8--& !n came a *uckle by 8 side1 & a famili> voice3 8#8,i say1 ,h[>d1 ,i expect ?is isn't mu* ( a job1 or !y w\ldn't h s5t y & me4'0 8,!re 7 _m /ories ( ,talbot10 said ,mr4 ,c42 8my uncle knew ,c>d9al ,newman well at ,birm+ham1 & he>d _m1 = ,talbot 01 ( c\rse1 too ne>ly alli$ to ,c>d9al ,mann+ to be a p]sona grata to ! o!r great ecclesia/ic4 ,i rememb] "o /ory illu/rat+ ! simplicity ( 8 "*3 8,talbot came ov] to ,london to prea* = a special fund 9 "s *ur*1 & !re 0 a va/ congregation to he> #8! intimate & con/ant att5dant' ( ,pio ,nono4#cg ,he began by in=m+ !m t he _h only on ! previ\s day receiv$ a lett] f ! ,holy ,fa!r himself ^u ! v topic :i* _h br\ght !m toge!r t day4 ,he w\ld read x to !m1 & he begg$ t !y w\ld rememb] t1 ! ,pope be+ ! viceg]5t ( ! ,almighty1 !y %\ld reg>d x z a voice f ! unse5 _w4 ,he w\ld n[ beg93 #8,my de> ,monsignor ,x is v hot "h----' ,:at foll[$1 ! congregation nev] c\ld rememb]1 = !y laugh$ s mu* t ! re/ 0 lo/40 ,i ?9k t ,fa!r ,o',flynn did n l ^! anecdotes4 ,i suspect$ t he1 ! ,canon1 & probably ,o',d[d 7 ultramontanes1 & t ,wal% 0 entirely indiff]5t4 ,c]ta9ly at ?is mom5t ! ,canon rose1 & sugge/$ a move up/airs1 :]e we %\ld f9d a fire m suitable = ! ,janu>y temp]ature2 & we w5t4 ,!re 0 inde$ a *>m+ fire & a goodly array ( com=table *airs4 ,i don't "k :y x is1 b aft] a good d9n] ! frail body seems to ye>n = ext]nal heat3 some?+ to d ) ! ga/ric juices1 ,i believe1 b ,i nev] 0 good at animal physiology1 ?\gh ,i exam9$ 9 x :5 requir$4 ,i settl$ myself ) a sigh ( relief 9 a huge arm-*air1 & ,o',d[d f\nd a seat next me4 ,we ca/ away ! trifl+ cig>ette1 & betook ourselves to ! bus9esslike pipe or cig>4 ,wal% & "s o!rs betook !mselves at once to :i/4 ,we talk$ ab\t ,p>is = "s "t1 & !n mov$ s\?4 ,o',d[d rem>k$ t he believ$ ,i knew ,rome4 ,i told him h[ mu* & h[ little ,i knew ( x1 & = a "t we talk$ ( *ur*es1 & palaces1 pictures1 & music1 & an abid+ calm came ov] u4 8,i d>esay y "k10 said he1 probably ) "s ref]5ce 9 8 m9d to :at we _h he>d d[n/airs1 8t y mu/ n believe all y he> 9 ,rome8 ,!y are v great 9 anecdotes3 #8quid ,romae faciam8 m5tiri nescio1' said ,juv5al1 b t 0 z a critic40 7,nev] be=e _h ,i he>d a prie/ quote ,juv5al67 8,d y "k ! ,ges *ur* at ! foot ( ! ,capitol1 a t]ribly gu/y place80 ,i knew t tawdry edifice1 & ,i told him s1 omitt+ ! adjective4 8,& ! /ory ( ! ,devil & ! ,nor? ,w9d8 ,no8 ,x is a typical ,roman leg5d4 ,! ,devil & ! ,nor? ,w9d "o autumn ev5+ 7 com+ d[n f ! ,capitol1 & !y /opp$ outside ! ,ges4 ,said ,satan1 #8,j /op "h a mom5t1 :ile ,i g inside & say a pray]3' & he w5t 91 & ! ,nor? ,w9d has ev] s9ce be5 wait+ outside = him to come out40 ,n[ ,i saw h[ ,livy came to write 8 hi/ory4 ,he 0 8nurs$ ^u ! selfsame0 sev5 hills1 & he w\ld h lik$ t leg5d4 ,ins5sibly1 9 ! com=t ( ! arm-*air & ! fire1 ,i began to translate ! /ory into 8,lat9 9 ! /yle ( ,livy10 t w\ld h gladd5$ ! he>t ( ! ,rev4 ,e4 ,c4 ,w41 sometime ,fell[ & ,tutor ( ,balliol3 8,eodem anno jam autumnale equ9octium in/abat et complura prodigia ref]ebantur ta 444 ta 4440 :5 ,o',flynn woke me up ) a />t3 8,!y 7 tell+ me 9 ! boat10 he said1 8ab\t ,fa!r ,h5nessy & ! ,orangeman3 h ye he>d x8 ,h5nessy 0 travell+ to ,dubl91 & 0 say+ 8 ,(fice z he 0 9 ! c>riage2 & opposite him 0 a man f ,c\nty ,d[n4 ,soon aft] !y left ! /ation1 ! ,orangeman leant across to ,fa!r ,h5nessy1 9 ! middle ( 8 ,(fice1 ye und]/&1 & says1 #8,i w\ldn't g to ,purgatory1' says he4 8#8,beatum ,mi*aelem ,ar*angelum1 beatum ,joannem ,bapti/am1 sanctos ,apo/olos1' mutt]s ,h5nessy1 look+ ov] ! o!r's head1 z if he didn't exi/ anny way4 8,?is took ! ,orangeman back a bit1 b soon he p]ks up & slides a bit ne>]3 #8,i w\ldn't g to ,purgatory1' he says aga91 & ,h5nessy goes on3 #8,sicut erat 9 pr9cipio1 et nunc1 et semp]1' he says1 & nev] he$s him4 8,aft] a :ile ! ,d[n man gets q mad1 & he moves =w>d close up to ! prie/1 & looks him /raight 9 ! face1 & says v l\d & di/9ct3 8#8,i w\ldn't g to ,pur--ga--to--ry6' he %\ts4 8#8,well1 g to ,hell1 !n1 ne nos 'nducas 9 t'ntationem1 s$ lib'ra nos s'malo1' said ! old man1 all 9 a brea?1 & ! ,prodesan clos$ up40 ,i wi% ,i c\ld get ,o',flynn to tell ! /ory to a phonograph3 b ev5 !n y w\ld miss ! gratia vivax ( ! n>rator4 ,dr4 ,wal% _h f9i%$ 8 rubb]1 & _h cut out4 ,he jo9$ ! fireside gr\p 9 "t to he> ! end ( ! la/ /ory2 n[ he 0 /irr$ to emulation4 8,i he>d y :ile ,i 0 at ! :i/ table1 ,fa!r ,o',flynn1 talk+ ( ! old ,fr5* nobility2 "s ( !m are good fri5ds ( ! ,*ur*1 b !y get tak5 9 at times4 ,:5 ,i 0 a /ud5t 9 ,p>is1 ,i 0 told ( "o1 :o _h m>ri$ ! ,m>quis de la ,*ose1 a wor?less fell[ ( z good blood z h]self2 b %e 0 ri*1 & he hadn't a s\4 ,he want$ money aft] a bit = "o ?+ & ano!r1 b %e 0 v anxi\s to re=m him1 & %e dealt x out ) m c>e ?an he q lik$4 ,s at la/ he comes to h] ) a great /ory ( ! fund !y 7 rais+ = ! ,holy ,fa!r4 #8,pet]'s ,p5ce' 0 ! cry1 & %e ought to subscribe4 ,%e 0 z pleas$ z ,pun* to f9d him set on good works1 & %e =ks out ! money freely1 & he br+s h] receipts1 & all sorts ( /ories ab\t ! gr[? ( ! fund--les d5i]s de ,sa9t ,pi]re--& %e gives m & m4 ,b "o day two ( 8 old fri5ds saw him driv+ 9 ! ,bois ) a lady ) gold5 hair1 & %e 0 n ! ,m>quise4 8#8,ti5s1' says "o1 #8b reg>d ! locks ( gold4' 8#8,ju/em5t1' says ! o!r2 #8v\s avez raison3 ce sont les d5i]s de ,sa9t ,pi]re4'0 ,) su*-l fai?ful *ronicles !y beguil$ ! "t1 & ,i li/5$ & laugh$4 ,b ,i _h to get back to my hotel1 & ,i crav$ leave to dep>t4 ,dr4 ,wal% (f]$ to accompany me--8,j to be at h& if any ( ! ,/4 ,mi*ael's tea*]s or *ildr5 happ5$ to ?r[ half a brick at ! ,inspector0--& we w5t (f toge!r4 ,!re 7 no half bricks1 & ! murmur$ rem>k ( "o half-dress$ lad to a half-nak$ comrade1 8,?ur goes ! ---- ould mon10 0 purely affectionate recognition4 8,i didn't feel sure10 said ,wal% 9 a few mom5ts1 8t x w\ld be safe to tell !m inside !re ano!r ,p>isian /ory1 b y may l to he> x3 8,x 0 ab\t a c]ta9 ,pre ,h41 :o 0 visit+ "o ( 8 flock1 a lady ( ! old nobility :o _h lately lo/ h] husb&4 ,%e 0 plung$ 9 grief1 & ,pre ,h4 0 sugge/+1 9 ! mo/ delicate mann] 9 ! _w 7l ,mr4 ,*ucks71 t %e ought to h masses said = ! repose ( ! ,c\nt's s\l2 because1 betwe5 y & me1 he hadn't set ! be/ example to ! ,republicans4 ,b %e cri$1 & decl9$2 & ! m he press$ x ! m ob/9ate %e 04 ,at la/ %e recov]$ h]self suffici5tly to expla9 t ! money w\ld be ?r[n away3 ! late lam5t$ 0 gone l bas4 ,! prie/ expla9$ t if h] husb& 0 9 ,purgatory1 z might conceivably be ! case1 masses w\ld be pr(itable4 ,b %e wept m3 he _h di$ 9 mortal s91 & he 0 n 9 ,purgatory at all1 b plus bas4 ,fa!r ,h41 f9d+ argum5t & entreaty ?r[n away ^u h]1 w5t home4 ,b two days lat] he return$ to ! *>ge3 #8,madame la ,comtesse1' he said1 aft] ! usual introductory rem>ks1 #8,i h consult$ our ,sup]ior1 & ,i h consult$ our books1 & ,i f9d t 9 su* a case une messe ne fait aucun mal3 a ,rafra*it4'0 ,i woke up ! e*oes ( ! ,iri% qu>t] ) my laught]1 & ,wal%'s he>t w>m$ to me1 = laught] is meat & dr9k to a /ory-tell]1 & he became confid5tial3 8,good sort1 are !y n80 he said1 ref]r+ to our ho/s2 & he told me ( _! good works1 & _! self-d5ial1 z we walk$ ?r\gh ! dismal /reets4 ,be=e he _h f9i%$ 8 panegyric we came to ! cross roads1 :]e ,i _h to turn (f4 ,he /opp$ & sigh$3 8,x's a que] ?+ at ! same "t2 !re's no "o q p]fect3 ye'd ?9k t ! ,canon w5t z ne> be+ an uncanoniz$ sa9t z anybody3 b he habitually leads f a s+le c>d1 & ,i lo/ two-&-six by him ?is ev5+4 ,good-night3 pleas$ to h met y40 ,& we p>t$1 & z ,i brea/$ ! hill be=e me1 l ,*ri/ian 9 8,pilgrim's ,progress10 ,i sang sadly3 8,h[ _m a spot defiles ! robe ,t wraps an e>?ly sa9t40 ,,footnotes3 #cc ,be=e ! ,act ( #ahia *ildr5 paid 8s*ool-p5ce10 f #a;d4 to #i;d4 a week4 ,! ,act provid$ = a ,treasury grant ( #ajs4 p] head = ea* *ild1 say #c;d4 a week1 on condition t ! s*ool fees 7 r$uc$ by t am\nt4 ,?us *ildr5 pay+ n m ?an #c;d4 a week 7 reliev$ ( all *>ge1 & ! manag]s 7 assur$ ( a mod]ate income4 #cd 8,! /one :i* ! build]s reject$1 ! same is become ! head ( ! corn]40 #ce 8,?is is ! ,"l's do+1 & x is m>vell\s 9 our eyes40 #cf ,see ,mann+'s ,life1 vol4 ii1 pp4 #fie-f notes 7fir/ edition74 #cg ,see ,mann+'s ,life1 vol4 ii1 p4 #egd4 ,,*apt] ,,xxii ,,errata 8,9 :om ! de> ,errata column ,is ! be/ page 9 all ! volume40 ,t4 ,moore4 ,apologia3 ,i am d\btful :e!r ?is record ( human error %\ld be publi%$ "h4 ,out ( e possible hundr$ read]s mu/ be d$uct$ 7#a7 tea*]s & exam9]s :o are satiat$ ) errata & h ceas$ to be amus$2 7#b7 ^? :o1 l ! b5evol5t critic ( ! 8,reject$ ,addresses10 ?9k "s ( ! answ]s v good1 & d n see :y !y %\ld be reject$2 7#c7 ^? :o require a surgical op]ation be=e !y c be made to see any hum\r 9 error4 ,yet !re is a remnant1 & = ! remnant's sake let ! *apt] /&4 ,! re/ may skip4 8,y mu/ get v amus+ answ]s f ! *ildr5 9 s*ool1 d y n80 ,?is 0 a fav\rite op5+ at lun* or d9n]1 :5 my neighb\r _h f\nd out my pr(ession4 ,i h usually repli$ t if ,i ask$ a silly "q1 ,i 0 likely to get a silly answ]3 if ,i ask$ a s5sible "q1 & put x 9 pla9 ,engli%1 und]/&$ ( ! p1 ! *ances ( amusem5t 7 few4 ,by long exp]i5ce "o gets to "k ! way 9 :i* *ildr5 reason1 & any neglect ( caution might lead to dreadful results4 ,= in/ance1 !re 0 my old fri5d1 ! ,rev4 ,mr4 ,playne4 ,he 0 inspect+ a s*ool t ,i knew well1 & 0 l$ by "s ^w 9 ! read+ lesson to enquire ab\t pr(essions4 8,:at am ,i80 he ask$4 8,a mon40 8,yes1 a man2 b ! ,vic> is a man1 & ! ,ma/] is a man3 :at sort ( man am ,i80 8,a v hugly "o10 0 ! answ]1 & ! l9e ( exam9ation 0 *ang$4 ,"o %\ld n lay oneself op5 to cru%+ rejo9d]s4 ,i too h be5 cru%$1 & ,i ra%ly told ! pite\s tale to a lady at d9n]1 ?9k+ to meet ) sympa?y4 ,%e contribut$ z mu* ( ! /ory z %e c\ld rememb] to a newspap]2 :5ce x 0 pirat$ by a compil] ( 8,railway ,je/s10 & ! mutilat$ fragm5t 0 %[n to me by a tea*] aft] "s ye>s4 ,i also 0 he>+ a class read1 & we came to ! ^w 8,pilgrim40 ,:at1 ,i ask$1 0 a pilgrim8 ,a4 8,a man t goos ab\t f place to place40 ,q4 8,b ,i g ab\t f place to place3 am ,i a pilgrim80 ,a4 8,no3 'ee's a good mon40 ,& ! ,vic> rem>k$ sotto voce1 8,t's "o = y40 ,also "o is v likely to get /range answ]s if ! "q so>s above ! *ildr5's compreh5sion4 ,9 ano!r s*ool ! *ildr5 7 read+ f _! own s*ool-books a great spee* by ,john ,bright1 9 :i* occurr$ ! my/ic words1 8,urim & ,?ummim40 ,i ask$ ! mean+1 & ! ,rector1 an em95t s*ol> & div9e1 :isp]$ t he didn't "k3 to :i* ,i repli$ ) ! same secrecy1 t ,i didn't "k1 b t z ! words came 9 ! s*ool-book1 ! *ildr5 7 b\nd to h a !ory4 ,!y suppli$ two3 7#a7 8,:5 a man hev a lot ( prop]ty left un30 7#b7 8,:5 ! po/man come to ! door40 ,! int]pretation w\ld h baffl$ ,daniel1 b ! ,rector sugge/$ t 8?ump+0 0 ! clue3 ?ump+ legacy1 ?ump+ at ! door4 ,x 0 a simil> sudd5 /ra9 t produc$ f a ,norfolk *ild ! def9ition ( a philosoph]3 8a little ?+ ) two :eels :at y ride ab\t on40 ,velocip$es 7 m common ?an philosoph]s 9 ^? days4 ,b ! safe/ pa? to com$y 0 to ask a ?or\ghly silly "q1 & to get answ]$ accord+ to "o's folly4 ,x 01 ,i rememb]1 9 :at ,i may call ! 8,urim & ,?ummim0 s*ool1 t :ile ,i 0 exam9+ ! *ildr51 ! ,rector 0 revis+ a heap ( div9ity exam9ation pap]s f ! tra9+ colleges4 ,i he>d a sudd5 guffaw1 & begg$ t ,i might h ! joke1 :ile x 0 /ill w>m4 ,! "q 01 8,:at d we "k ( ! antec$5ts ( ! man at ! ,pool ( ,be!sda80 ,& ! appropriate answ] 01 8,x is cle> t 8 antec$5ts ei!r 7 dead1 or _h grossly neglect$ him40 ,fool meets fool4 ,b ?is ra% /yle ( "q is m common 9 oral exam9ations1 & z "o le>ns wisdom1 com$y decreases4 ,twice a ye>1 h[ev]1 our "w *ang$1 & a great mass ( exam9ation pap]s p\r$ 9 f ! tra9+ colleges & o!r c5tres4 ,! v>i\s subjects 7 allott$1 z a rule1 accord+ to our previ\sly decl>$ wi%es1 & ,i took ,geography1 or ,hi/ory1 ) an occasional lapse into ,engli% ,gramm> & ,lit]ature4 ,ye> aft] ye> ,i us$ to jot d[n on an old atlas1 or on ! blank pages ( a *eap hi/ory manual1 z ! case might be1 ! be/ jokes ( ! bat*1 & ! accumulat$ treasures lie be=e me4 ,= ! in=mation ( ! outside _w x mu/ be premis$1 t mo/ ( ! c&idates prep>$ = ! exam9ation 9 ,geography & ,hi/ory by le>n+ by he>t wret*$ text-books put into _! h&s by _! head-tea*]s4 ,:5 ! exam9ation pap] 0 laid be=e !m1 !y at once wrote d[n su* p>agraphs or pages z seem$ to meet ! em]g5cy4 8,b ?\gh !y wrote !m all by rote1 ,!y c\ld n write !m "r10 z ! admirable ,cambridge b>d sang4 ,moreov]1 hav+ f long exp]i5ce unb\nd$ confid5ce 9 ! l5i5cy ( ,h4,m4,i41 !y _h no d\bt t 8_! acts w\ld receive ! mo/ fav\rable con/ruction02 & if !y c\ld n rememb] ! "r page1 !y (f]$ ano!r v nice article1 mu* sup]ior to ! "o ask$ =2 z if x 7 a pat5t pill2 & !y expect$ equal treatm5t = ! *angel+4 ,an acc\nt ( ,ri*>d ,,ii4 might be out ( /ock1 or at lea/ !y c\ld n lay _! h&s on x3 b surely an exam9] w\ld give "s m>ks = a biography ( ,ri*>d ,,iii41 ) special ref]5ce to ! murd] ( ! little ,pr9ces4 ,a map ( ,africa 7our own br&7 0 surely z good z ! dem&$ map ( ,s4 ,am]ica3 & if ! man :o ask$ = a li/ ( ! exports ( ,briti% ,india 7 n satisfi$ ) a highly imag9ative li/ ( ! imports1 at lea/ he w\ld n take (f any m>ks f ! o!r que/ions4 ,?is is ! only explanation ( ! two foll[+ answ]s4#ch ,x w be se5 t ! =m] excels 9 ignorance1 ! latt] 9 irrelevance3 7#a7 ,q4 ,give a %ort acc\nt ( ! way 9 :i* ,great ,brita9 became ! *ief p[] 9 ,n4 ,am]ica f #afjg to #agfc4 ,a4 ,que5 ,elizabe? 0 reign+ 9 ! ye> #afjg4 ,%e rul$ = a long "t1 & 0 a v prosp]\s que54 ,leice/] 0 h] fav\rite = a long "t1 %e 0 a v *angable wom51 & no "o rema9$ 9 h] fav\r = a v long "t4 ,x 0 9 h] reign t ! w> />t$ 9 ,n4 ,am]ica4 ,aft] ,q4 ,elizabe? came h] si/] ,que5 ,anne & ,william ,pr9ce ( ,orange4 ,anne reign$ ) ,william six ye>s4 ,aft] h] dea? ,william reign$ = #g ye>s4 ,he call$ 8 p>liam5t & got toge!r a lot ( money ) :i* he aga9 r5ew$ ! w> 9 ,n4 ,am]ica 9 :i* he 0 v successful4 ,george ,,iii4 0 ! next to reign be+ ! gr&son ( ,q4 ,elizabe?4 ,he cont9u$ ! w> t ,elizabe? _h begun & kept ! w> on till he _h conqu]$ ! :ole ( ,n4 ,am]ica4 7#b7 ,q4 ,:at possessions 9 ,europe h ,engli% sov]eigns held8 ,h[ h su* possessions influ5c$ ,engli% ,hi/ory8 ,a4 ,india is a possession t makes a great deal ( diff]5ce or w d to ,engli% ,hi/ory4 ,! late ,q4 ,victoria 0 made ,empress ( ,india4 ,x is a v l>ge c\ntry & n a v heal?y "o4 ,! natives d n produce en\gh food 9 _! own c\ntry & v (t5 !y h a fam9e !re4 ,ab\t #c ye>s ago !y _h a fam9e !re & ! ,engli% p s5t out a lot ( food = !m4 7,note3 ,%e has writt5 sev5ty-sev5 words )\t approa*+ ,europe47 ,o!r /range cu/oms & beliefs 7 not$ annually4 ,x 0 n ?\ght correct 9 geography1 or 9 hi/ory1 to m5tion ,india )\t ref]r+ to ! ,black ,hole ( ,calcutta3 & inde$ ?is popul> incid5t might be introduc$ any:]e on an em]g5cy4 ,"h are "s in/ances3 7#a7 ,by ! treaty ( ,utre*t ! ,engli% ga9$ a good _m battles4 ,!y ga9$ ! entry ?r\gh ! ,m$it]ranean sea1 & also op5$ trade to ! ,am]icans4 ,^! battles 7 mo/ly all won by ,bute viz4 ,! battles ( ,vicissico1 ,mas*u]its1 ,pass>o & ,vico ,vosa4 ,! =m] be+ assi/$ by ,m>lbor\gh :o 0 "o ( ! *ief p]suad]s ( ,que5 ,anne #agjb4 ,bute ?\gh he tri$ 8 utmo/ to make ?+s successful he 0 hung by ! v5g5ce ( ! p4 ,! previ\s w>s l$ to ! ,indian ,mut9y :]e a great _m ( our soldi]s 7 ill-treat$ 7kn[n z ! ,blackhole affair at ,calcutta74 ,?is affair prov+ successful n[ 0 v sad at fir/4 7#b7 ,! ,crimean w> took place 9 #agjd4 ,9 ?is w> !re 7 ?\s&s ( !m kill$ b ! victory re/$ ) ! ,engli%4 ,! p 7 put into prison or ! ,black ,hole z x 0 call$ & !n !y 7 left to die4 ,! heat ( ! day 0 s great & !re 0 no place to let air 91 !re=e !y became romantic ) ?ir/ & di$ 9 ! morn+ only #bg rema9$ alive4 7#c7 ,q4 ,:at is ! ,mut9y ,act8 ,a4 ,! ,mut9y ,act 0 an ,act pass$ by ! ,gov]nm5t 9 #aheg to put an end to ! atroci\s crimes t 7 be+ c>ri$ on 9 ,india4 ,x 0 dur+ ?is ye> t #ahf p]sons 7 conf9$ 9 ! ,black ,hole ( ,calcutta4 ,?is me?od ( le>n+ hi/ory n only bl5ds w>s1 disa/]s1 & c5turies3 x comp\nds & conf\nds m54 ,well+ton & ,nelson unite to make "o h]oic figure1 & at times borr[ traits f o!rs3 7#a7 ,! ,duke ( ,well+ton mo/ ( ! ,iri%m5 claim him z "o ( _! nationality1 he 0 able to lead ! :ole ( ! ,briti% army into ,hyde ,p>k1 & lead !m out ( x aga91 he won _m battles by sea & 9 ! la/ & greate/ ( ^! ! ,great ,duke fell1 "s ( 8 (fic]s wi%+ him n to dress 9 8 uni=m on ?is occasion 8 la/ words 7 ,?ank ,god ,i h done my duty4 ,he 0 c>ri$ by 8 m5 f ! po/ ( duty 9 _! arms to ! cab9 bel[4 7#b7 ,:5 q "y ,well+ton ent]$ ! k+'s kit*5 b aft] a :ile he %[$ signs ( want+ to jo9 ! regim5t ! k+ !re=e ord]$ him to ! regul>s :]e he 0 n v long be=e he %[$ great skill 9 all milit>y "w4 ,he s]v$ on ! sea & 0 aft]w>ds s5t to ,france :]e he ga9$ ! fam\s victory at ,wat]loo4 ,he 0 also pres5t 9 ! ,crimean w> & 0 once s5t to ,india to dispel "s riot]s 9 ! ,indian ,mut9y2 c41 c4 ,"h ,nelson escapes f ! ,duke & bl5ds ) ,wolfe3 7#c7 ,:ile 7,nelson7 0 suff]+ f ! w\nd "s ( ! ,briti% soldi]s exclaim$ !y run !y run at :i* ,nelson cri$ ,:o run & :5 told he gave 8 la/ ord]s to ,h>dy3 c4 c4 ,& "h ! ,duke escapes f ,nelson & becomes ,elizabe?an3 7#d7 ,q4 ,/ate :at y "k ab\t ! ,spani% ,armada4 ,a4 ,! w> ( ! ,spani% ,armada 0 f\ght on ! sea1 at :i* ! ,engli% _h a great _m great & important %ips ( w> & mo/ important naval comm&]s su* z ! ,duke ( ,well+ton4 ,! w> 0 ) ! ,fr5* ) :om ! ,engli% ,spani% & ,portuguese w5t to fight aga9/4 ,! ,duke ( ,well+ton 0 aft]w>ds made a great g5]al4 ,god gave wisdom to our g5]al & success to a good cause4 ,! ,portuguese aft]w>ds s5t him 8 portrait & und]nea? x 0 writt5 ,inv9cable ,well+ton f grateful ,portugal4 ,b ! ,duke be+ ask$ = a copy ( ! pr9t by a fri5d be=e he s5t x scor$ out ! ^w inv9cable & und]nea? x wrote ,dont halloo till y are out ( ! wood :i* %[$ ! ,duke's good s5se4 ,x is difficult to rememb] at ! end ( ?is long /ory t ! orig9al !me 0 ! ,armada4 ,9 ! next example ,well+ton seems to be confus$ ) ,bacon1 z well z ) ,nelson3 ,duke ( ,well+ton 0 a great ,engli% g5]al4 ,he 0 ! comm&] ( ! ,engli% fleet dur+ ! ,p59sul> w>1 & won ! foll[+ battles ,assaye c41 & greate/ ( all ! ,battle ( ,wat]loo4 ,he 0 h[ev] *>g$ ) brib]y aft] s]v+ 9 ,p>liam5t a few ye>s he retir$ to 8 c\ntry resid5ce :]e he di$4 ,no "o suff]$ s mu* f ?is bl5d+ me?od z ! /range trio1 ,sir ,?omas ,m1 ,sir ,john ,moore1 & ,?omas ,moore1 ! poet4 ,"h all ?ree appe>3 ,q4 ,:o 0 ,sir ,?omas ,m8 ,a4 ,sir ,?omas ,moore 0 not$ z a poet1 a /atesman & a soldi]4 ,he 0 kill$ at ! battle ( ,corunna4 ,"h two ( ! p>ty are curi\sly mix$ up ) ,h5ry de ,bohun3 ,sir ,?omas ,m 0 a g5]al 9 ! ,engli% army4 he 0 kill$ 9 ! battle ( ,bannockburn & buri$ 9 ! dead ( night4 ,?is ne$s no comm5t3 ,! battle ( ,trafalg> comm5c$ 9 ! ye> #agje1 :5 two celebrat$ p]sons met ) _! dea? namely ,sir ,john ,moore & ,john ,j]vis4 ,sir ,john ,moore 0 a poet & ! au?or ( _m celebrat$ pieces ( poetry4 ,john ,hampd51 ! ,hampton ,c\rt ,conf]5ce1 ! ,five ,memb]s1 & ! ,sev5 ,bi%ops are a /rangely assort$ gr\p3 7#a7 ,hampton ,c\rt ,conf]5ce4 ,?is conf]5ce took place 9 ,*>les ,,ii's reign3 he want$ to compel ! bi%ops & cl]gy to believe 9 sev]al articles he _h drawn up4 ,if !y did n agree be=e ! fea/ :i* took place 9 a few days !y 7 to be expell$ f _! liv+s4 ,! night be=e ! fea/ sev5 bi%ops head$ by ,john ,hampton pres5t$ !mselves be=e ,*>les ) a mill5>y roll ) sev]al ?\s& names on begg+ !m to be excus$ f 8 unju/ dem&s4 7,note3 ,i ?9k 8! fea/0 0 n a banquet1 b ! ,fea/ ( ,/4 ,b>?olomew3 s t ,*>les ,,ii41 ,james ,i4 & ,james ,,ii4 are implicat$47 7#b7 ,hampton ,c\rt ,conf]5ce 0 pass$ 9 ! ye> #aghc4 ,x 0 9 ! reign ( ,*>les4 ,?is 0 drawn up by #f bi%ops & br\ght to ! ,k+ to be sign$4 ,:5 ! ,k+ saw ?is he flew into a t]rible rage & w\ld n sign x4 ,?is 0 awk$ ab\t ! /reets1 & all ! p 7 anxi\s to buy "o4 7#c7 ,blake is kn[n 9 hi/ory z be+ "o ( ! sev5 ,bi%ops :o liv$ 9 ! reign ( ,james ,,ii4 ,^! sev5 ,bi%ops among :om 0 ,blake _h (f5d$ _! k+4 ,:5 br\ght to trial he ,blake 0 n pres5t1 !y _h altoge!r hidd5 !mselves1 b h[ev] !y did appe>4 ,! day 0 9 _! fav\r & !y 7 happily dismiss$4 7,note3 ,"s confusion betwe5 ! ,sev5 ,bi%ops1 & ! ,five ,memb]s2 ,bi%op ,lake ( ,*i*e/]1 & ,admiral ,blake47 ,x is evid5t t ! acqua9tance :i* su* c&idates _h ) ,engli% hi/ory 0 limit$3 b "o w\ld ?9k x safe to ask pupil-tea*]s1 ag$ #ah-bj1 or assi/ant tea*]s1 ag$ #bj-cj1 ab\t ! ,"y ,pret5d]4 ,^! 7 ! results ( ra% confid5ce on ! "p ( an optimi/ exam9]3 ,q4 ,:o 0 ! ,"y ,pret5d]8 ,a4 7#a7 ,! son ( ,oliv] ,cromwell4 7#b7 444 also kn[n z ,william ,pitt4 7#c7 ,! son ( ,edw>d ,,vi ! old ,pret5d]4 ,s call$ because he pret5d$ to be ! little ,e>l ( ,w>wick4 ,"s p believ$ is /ory b m ?an half ! p disbeliev$ him4 ,he 0 tri$ & execut$4 7#d7 ,w>r5 ,ha/+s 0 kn[n z ! ,old ,pret5d]4 ,! ,du*ess ( ,burgundy help$ him4 7#e7 444 0 ,pr9ce ,*>les ,edw>d :o claim$ to be "o ( ! little ,pr9ces murd]$ 9 ! ,t[]4 ,he 0 f\nd to be a deceiv]1 & 0 put into ! k+'s kit*5 to "w4 7#f7 ,! son ( ! old ,pret5d] ,william ,pitt1 :o 0 a claimant to ! ?rone 9 ,george #c's "t4 ,he 0 "o ( ! greate/ /atesm5 t ev] liv$4 ,he 0 creat$ ,e>l ( ,or=d4 7#g7 ,he 0 q h>mless z may be se5 f ! way 9 :i* he suff]$ himself to be hid by ! maid 9 ,scotl&4 ,aga9 ! exam9] might suppose t all /ud5ts ( ,engli% hi/ory _h "s k ( ! ,jacobite movem5ts ( #agae & #agde2 b ! foll[+ w\ld op5 8 eyes3 7#a7 ,jacobites 7 orig9ally foll[]s ( ,jacob :o w5t ab\t 9 v>i\s p>ts ( ! c\ntry = prea*+ purposes4 7#b7 ,jacobite 0 ! "n giv5 to ! foll[]s ( ,jackade4 ,jackade 0 a p]son :o pret5d$ to be ,duke ( ,york4 he m>*$ ?r\gh ,london at ! head ( #fjjj m53 he w5t to ,irel& & tri$ to deceive !m 8 foll[]s 7 call$ ,jacobites & ,jacob9 0 ! "n giv5 to 8 gov]nm5t4 7,! two next may ne$ a note3 !y ref] to ! ,rebecca ,riots 9 ,wales1 bl5d$ ) ,jacob1 son ( ,rebekah4 ,i ?9k ,rebekah _h no daught]47 7#c7 ,!y call$ !mselves ,jacobites f a passage 9 ,scripture ab\t ,jacob :i* passage !y consid]$ applicable to _! own case4 ,_! object 0 to d away ) ! tolls at turn-pike gates & !y w5t to ! root ( ! matt] & de/roy$ ! gates !mselves4 7#d7 ,! ,jacobites f ! ^w ,jacabus means ,james4 ,! p ( ?is rebellion dress$ !mselves 9 a v odd fa%ion _! dress be+ l ,rebeckah's daught] ( old4 ,!y 7 h[ev] subdu$4 ,a fri5d brilliantly sugge/s t ,jonadab1 ! son ( ,re*ab1 & ! ,re*abites h be5 bl5d$ ) ,jacob1 ! ,jacobites1 ,rebekah1 & ,rebecca4 ,i gratefully agree4 ,!re 7 "s c&idates to :om ! politics ( ,george ,,iii4's reign 7 by no means cle>3 ,q4 ,:at effect _h ! ,fr5* ,revolution on ,pitt1 ,fox1 & ,burke8 ,a4 7#a7 ,! ,fr5* ,revolution l$ to su* an extraord9>y am\nt ( "w on ,pitt1 :o 0 !n ,prime ,m9i/] t he 0 ov]tax$1 & c\ld n cont5d aga9/ x !re=e he resign$ & l$ a life ( seclusion4 ,burke :o 0 a great writ] ov]tax$ 8 m9d ) writ+ ab\t ! ,revolution t he became p>tially insane4 ,fox 0 not$ = writ+ 8 celebrat$ ,book ( ,m>tyrs ab\t ?is "t1 he also 0 =c$ to lead a life ( seclusion on acc\nt ( worry1 & anxiety ( ! revolution4 7#b7 ,pitt & ,fox 7 great rivals 9 ! ,h\se4 ,burke 0 9 ,france4 ,! ,revolution occurr$ 9 #aheg1 & ^! ?ree m5 :o 7 clev] & _h a lot ( =esight b&$ !mselves toge!r s t !y c\ld be able to quell any signs ( a rebellion 9 ,engl&4 ,!y all saw :at a lot ( mis*ief _h be5 done 9 ,france1 & ?\ght x wise ?\gh diff]+ 9 politics to be on ! safe side4 7#c7 ,pitt1 ,burke1 & ,fox 7 /rongly oppos$ to ! ,fr5* ,revolution1 !y =etold :at w\ld happ5 b ! rema9d] ( ,p>liam5t w\ld he$ _! w>n+s4 ,pitt rose f 8 sick b$ & m9i/]$ unto !m b to no effect4 7,note3 ,! read] w h "s difficulty 9 aw>d+ ! prize among ! la/ bat*4 ,fox1 ! religi\s writ]2 ,pitt1 ! m9i/]+ angel3 ^! are two great conceptions47 ,n[ we come m cle>ly to ano!r =m ( idiocy1 ! ,happy ,conjecture2 :i* enables a c&idate :olly ignorant ( ! matt] 9 h& to evolve an answ] ( consid]able l5g? out ( "s famili> ^w 9 ! "q4 ,"h is an illu/ration4 ,9 #afda a ,bill 0 introduc$ 8= ! utt] abolition ( ,ar*bi%ops1 ,bi%ops1 ,deans1 c410 & a =cible epigrammati/ ( t day call$ x ! 8,root & ,bran* ,bill40 ,9 #aija an inquisitive exam9] put 9 ! ,hi/ory pap]3 8,:at 0 ! ,root & ,bran* ,bill80 8,root80 said ! c&idates2 8,bran*80 said !y3 8x c d no h>m 444 "h goes30 7#a7 ,x 0 pass$ s t no "o c\ld cut d[n ! trees or take ! wood )\t ! p]mission ( ! k+4 7#b7 ,a bill deal+ ) ! root ( ! matt]1 & c]ta9 bran*es relat+ to x4 7#c7 ,x 0 drawn up ,! ,root to repres5t ! :ole ( ! cr[n money & ! bran* "p ( x ! loans & money add$ to ! cr[n money4 7#d7 ,a ,bill t 0 made to %ield ! ,presbyt]ians f ! ,prote/ant community4 7,note3 ,9 ,no4 #d :i* 0 ! ,root87 ,9 ! same pap] !y 7 ask$ to expla9 ! t]m 8,ville9s02 & 9 l mann] !y said to !mselves 8#8villa9s1' ar*aic spell+1 p$antic exam9]0 & !y conjectur$2 "o z an indignant ,diss5t]1 ano!r z a bigot$ ,*ur*man1 a ?ird z an und5om9ational idiot3 7#a7 ,m5 :o committ$ da/>dly & vile tricks4 ,_m ( !m 7 becom+ cl]gym5 9 ! reign ( ,h5ry ,,ii x w be rememb]$ until x 0 decid$ t !y %\ld be tri$ by ! ,k+'s ,c\rt4 ,?is ( c\rse /opp$ _! trea*]\s games4 7#b7 ,! ville9 0 religi\s ris+1 ! p 9 ?is ris+ 7 call$ ,ville9s1 !y did n believe 9 ,baptism1 ,holy ,communion1 & ,confirmation4 7#c7 ,a ville9 0 a p]son :o 0 ord]$ to d "s cruel de$4 ,he 0 g5]ally paid v de>ly = do+ s4 ,a good example ( ville9s is se5 9 ! case ( ! murd] ( ! two pr9ces 9 ! ,t[]4 ,all ^! pale be=e ! brilliancy ( ! reply to ! foll[+ fe>ful "q3 ,q4 ,h[ 0 ! ,coalition ,m9i/ry ( #aghc =m$8 ,"n ! mo/ prom95t ,memb]s4 ,:at causes l$ to its fall8 ,my c&idate came f ! ,lanca%ire coalfield1 ne> ! ,bridgwat] ,canal4 8,coal-ition10 %e said1 & %e read h] title cle>1 ) ! aid ( local k3 ,a4 ,dur+ ! ye> #aghc ,mr4 ,br9dle & ,mr4 ---- cut a canal f ,worsley to ,man*e/] s t ! p ( ,man*e/] c\ld h coal mu* *eap] ?an !y 7 hav+4 ,:5 ! "t came = op5+ ! canal ,mr4 ,br9dle ran away & hid himself4 ,x turn$ out to be a great success & x has prov$ to be v useful to ,man*e/] p till lately4 ,coal is n[ mu* *eap] & !re are s _m coalpits r\nd ! di/rict t x is mu* *eap] gett+ coal ne>] home4 ,"h are "s miscellane\s bl5ds3 7#a7 7,"* ( ,h5ry ,,viii47 ,( a s\r & ha/y disposition he 0 n long 9 wreak+ 8 v5geance ^u ^? :o %\ld happ5 to fall "u 8 displeasure1 e4 g4 ,wolsey1 :o incurr$ ,h5ry's displeasure by n tak+ 8 "p 9 a qu>rel ! k+ _h ) ! cl]gy ?r\gh a ha/y spee* ( ! k+1 :o 9 an angry mom5t exclaim$ h ,i no "o to rid me ( ?is l[-born prie/4 ,?is caus$ f\r ,norman knights :o he>d ! k+ say ?is to set (f at once to ,cant]bury ,ca!dral to murd] ! man ,wolsey on ! spot4 7#b7 7,! ,pilgrim ,fa!rs47 ,a numb] ( m5 :o set out on foot = ! ,holy ,l& travell+ night & day on foot 7 call$ ! ,pilgrim ,fa!rs1 because !y 7 ?\ght ,*ri/ians if !y travell$ & d5i$ !mselves e com=t4 ,x 0 ! ,pilgrim ,fa!rs :o kept sacr$ ! cutt+ ( ! miseltoe f ! oak1 ! keep+ up ( ,*ri/mas1 ,good ,friday1 & su* l4 7#c7 ,q4 ,:at d y "k ( ,anselm8 ,a4 ,anselm ,ar*bi%op ( ,cant]bury 0 imprison$ by ,william ,,ii4 ,he escap$ f prison by ! aid ( a coil ( rope s5t to him conceal$ 9 a bottle ( w9e4 7,note3 ,9 ! second ( ! above ?ree answ]s ! la/ s5t5ce puzzles me4 ,i am incl9$ to sugge/ 8,puritans0 = 8,pilgrim ,fa!rs10 & 8d5\nc$0 = 8kept sacr$40 ,! ?ird answ] gave me mu* tr\ble1 b pati5t se>* %[$ t ,h5ry ,,ii4 7n ,william7 imprison$ ,flamb>d 7n ,anselm1 & no ,bi%op7 & t ! rope 0 hidd5 9 a j> 7n a bottle747 7#d7 ,fre$om ( ,trade may be attribut$ to ,g5]al ,wa%+ton :o ent]$ ! ,bri/ol ,*annel ) a c>go ( tea f ,am]ica :i* 0 upset by ! ,engli% caus+ a w> ) ! ,am]icans4 7#e7 ,q4 ,"n ?ree ,prime ,m9i/]s3 describe ! policy ( "o ( !m4 ,a4 ,edmund ,burke1 ,walt] ,scott1 ,bo?well4 ,bo?well 0 a great writ]3 he wrote ab\t bills & *eques4 7,note3 ,bo?well & ,boswell "o kn[s1 ?\gh n z ,prime ,m9i/]s3 b x 0 ,byles :o wrote on ,bills1 & x w\ld be /range if ! c&idate _h ev] he>d ( 8 "w47 7#f7 ,q4 ,m5tion ) dates any ris+s 9 ! times ( ! ,tudors4 ,a4 ,9 ! ris+ ( ,jack ,cade he mu/]$ up a l>ge numb] ( rebels :o "u !re desp]ate lead] plund]$ ev]y?+ be=e !m1 & f9ally ent]$ ,london ( :i* !y took possession4 ,cade 0 sla9 by ,wallwor? ! ,"l ,mayor1 & ! rebels )\t _! lead] became s desp]ate t ! k+'s life 0 9 dang]1 b ,h5ry took (f 8 helmet & exclaim$ /ay ,i am ,h5ry ( ,w9*e/]1 kill n y\r k+4 7,note3 ,cade is bl5d$ ) ,wat ,tyl]1 :o 0 kill$ by ,walwor? 9 pres5ce ( ,ri*>d ,,ii43 nei!r ,cade nor ,tyl] liv$ 9 ,tudor times4 ,h5ry ( ,w9*e/]1 alias ,h5ry ,,iii41 made 8 appeal 9 #abfe1 ne>ly #bjj ye>s be=e ! fir/ ,tudor k+47 ,!ology is z p]plex+ z politics3 "h are "s in/ances3 7#a7 ,high ,*ur* are ! high m9d$ memb]s ( ! ,*ur* ( ,engl&4 ,!y believe 9 inc5se1 ! wor%ipp+ ( ! cross1 & _m o!r hide\s notions4 7#b7 ,! ,puritans tri$ to make a great di/9ction betwe5 ! ,:igs or ,c\rt p>ty & !mselves4 ,!y wore sob] g>m5ts indulg$ 9 no vices & avoid$ ! ,society ( ! ,:igs4 ,only ?+ really approv$ ( 0 s]mons4 7#c7 ,/raf=d & ,laud two ar*bi%ops 9 ! reign ( ,h5ry #h 7 impea*$ = d5y+ ! doctr9e ( transsub/antiation4 7#d7 ,h5ry ,,viii4 0 a v /rict ,prote/ant & wi%$ to confirm all ,europe4 ,he s5t out m5 z mission>ies to prea* ! gospel & to tell ! p ( ! good ! wood receive if !y believ$ x4 ,! we>9ess ( wad+ ?r\gh a ?\s& ( ^! exam9ation pap]s 0 t]rible4 ,we 7 z gold-digg]s wa%+ gravel ( a poor quality1 & we hail$ ! smalle/ nugget ) %\ts ( delight4 ,"s ( ^! are small1 b to our hungry s\ls ! gold seem$ good3 7#a7 ,q4 ,:at d y "k ( ,dr4 ,arnold8 ,a4 ,dr4 ,arnold 0 hung z a spy by ,wa%+ton dur+ ! ,am]ican w>4 7,note3 ,bl5d+ ,g5]al ,arnold1 ,dr4 ,arnold1 & ,major ,&r47 7#b7 ,! ,black ,pr9ce di$ f injuries receiv$ by 8 horse4 7#c7 ,john ,knox introduc$ ! revival ( le>n+1 ! /eam roll]1 & ! pr9t+ press4 7#d7 ,edw>d ,,iii4 said he 0 ! dught] ( ,arabella4 7,note3 ,mean+ to say 8! son ( ,isabella10 bl5d$ ) ,arabella ,/u>t47 99 7#e7 ,james ,i4 0 a great ,ca?olic4 ,he 0 n at all brave4 ,x is said ( him t he padd$ 8 clo!s = fe> he w\ld be knock$4 99 7#f7 ,! ,cab9et consi/s ( ! ,private ,secret>ies1 ! ,=eign ,secret>ies1 ! ,colonial ,secret>ies1 & ! ,poet ,laureate4 99 7#g7 ,oliv] ,cromwell call$ ,sept4 #ad 8 lucky day3 he di$ on ,sept4 #ad1 b he /ill call$ x 8 lucky day4 99 7#h7 ,*ri/ianity 0 introduc$ into ,engl& by ,julius ,cs> 9 #ee ,b4,c4 99 7#i7 ,! ,black ,pr9ce got 8 "n f ! great disease4 7,qu43 ,mean+ ! ,black ,dea?87 99 7#aj7 ,magna ,*>t] 0 a v good woman to ! poor4 ,h] photograph is on ! /a9$ glass w9d[s ( ! ,*ur* ( ,scotl&4 ,^! came f ! ri* m9e ( ,hi/ory4 ,geography 0 n s aurif]\s4 ,to drop ! metaphor1 ! c&idates 7 less amus+ 9 ,geography1 because !y 7 less ignorant4 ,!y _h le>n$ ,geography z *ildr51 b z a rule !y pick$ up _! notions ( ,hi/ory f manuals1 compil$ by writ]s ( a l[ grade1 deal+ *iefly 9 anecdotes & picturesque phrases4 ,b !re 7 bright mom5ts ev5 9 revision ( ,geography4 ,! simple que/ions1 !re z 9 ,hi/ory1 7 (t5 ! mo/ fruitful4 ,"o w\ld ?9k t all pupil tea*]s1 all book read]s1 & newspap] read]s _h he>d ( ! equ9ox1 & ! ,midnight ,sun4 ,b look at ^! answ]s to dem&s = explanation ( ! t]ms4 ,fir/ ! ,equ9ox3 ,an imag9>y l9e drawn across ! sky4 ,l& ly+ on or ne> ! equator4 ,! axis on :i* ! e>? turns4 ,a w9d :i* bl[s f ,april to ,septemb]1 !y are call$ ,equ9octial gales4 ,:5 ! sun & moon are on ! z5i? !y are said to be 9 ! equ9ox4 ,a peculi> animal 9 ,s\? ,am]ica4 ,! "p :]e ! e>? & sun pass "o ano!r4 c41 c4 ,!n ! ,midnight ,sun3 ,! sun is visible at midnight f ! top ( ,m\nt ,riga :]e hotels h be5 built especially = t\ri/s :o g to see ! midnight sun4 7,note3 ,?is comes ( read+ ,m>k ,twa9 on ! ,rigi sunrise47 ,:5 ! sun %9es on ! nor!rn "p ( ! e>? x takes m ?an "o day to get 9 ! %ad[ ( ! e>? on acc\nt ( x mov+ s sl[ly4 ,! midnight sun is caus$ by c]ta9 gases ignit+ 9 ! air4 ,^! gases are at re/ :5 ap>t f ea* o!r1 b at _! jo9+ !y light up ! :ole p>ts ?us occupi$ by !m1 & ?us give light to all ! nor!rn p>ts ( ,europe4 ,t is s sci5tific t a mode/ exam9] hesitates to give x ,o3 & ! next is /ill m impos+3 ,q4 8,! sun nev] sets on ! ,briti% ,empire40 ,expla9 ?is4 ,a4 ,x is q true4 ,! ,briti% ,empire be+ mo/ly surr\nd$ by ocean is depriv$ ( ! sun's rays z ! wat] has ! great] attraction = x4 ,x is also responsible = ?is on acc\nt ( its position f ! equator4 ,& ?is aga9 ?r[s a new light on ?+s3 ,iron is usually m9$ 9 ! mo/ populat$ area :i* seems provid5tial z mu* lab\r is atta*$ to its ?or\gh prep>ation4 ,x mu/ h be5 a relative ( t c&idate1 :o fir/ not$ ! provid5tial arrangem5t by :i* l>ge riv]s always run ?r\gh l>ge t[ns4 ,ev5 v]bal ecc5tricity 0 f\nd wond]fully refre%+ at times3 7#a7 ,! riv]s ( ,que5sl& be+ mo/ ( ! ye> 444 m]e poodles4 7#b7 ,am/]dam is built on /ilts4 7#c7 ,!re are imm5se =e/s r\nd ! %ores ( ! ,baltic & toboggan+ is a great trade4 7#d7 ,cologne ca!dral built 9 ! ,elizabe?an /yle ( ar*itecture4 ,"h are "s unclassifi$ follies3 7#a7 ,a cyclone is an in/rum5t = tell+ ! di/ance ( travell+4 7,note3 ,! c&idate mu/ h be5 surpris$ to f9d a cyclomet] 9 a ,geography pap]47 7#b7 ,cyclones are ! evaporation ( volcanoes4 7#c7 ,! d+o is a bird ) a face l a dog4 7#d7 7,trees ( ,au/ralia47 ,! c[-tree1 octopus1 & l>ge palms are v pl5tiful4 7#e7 ,! ,plateau ( ,tibet is not$ = ! ,tibet goat4 ,i _c say :e!r ! goat took its "n f ! ,plateau or ! plateau f ! goat4 7,note3 ,%e w\ld feel ! same difficulty ab\t ! ,skye t]ri] & ! ,*e%ire cat4 ,did ! cat take its "n f ! c\nty1 or ! c\nty f ! cat87 7#f7 ,hong ,kong be=e x came into possession ( ,engl& consi/$ ( a few %anties & huts3 at ! pres5t "t x consi/s ( m\nta9s1 valleys1 & riv]s4 7#g7 ,rangoon a ,prussian seaport on ! ,baltic s call$ because x is situat$ on a ,rangoon1 salt wat] lake4 7,note3 ,take ! isl& ( ,rg51 ! port ( ,riga 9 ,russia1 a lagoon f ! ,adriatic1 & ,rangoon 9 ,burmah1 & mix47 ,engli% ,lit]ature pap]s seldom came my way4 ,!y 7 v exhau/+1 = ! c&idates wrote essays ( appall+ dre>9ess1 & !re 7 few oases4 ,i h a few samples4 ,q4 ,"n ! au?ors ( ! foll[+ works3 ,"w4 ,au?or4 ,ans3 ,%ort ,way ) ,diss5t]s4 ,trolloph4 ,tale ( a ,tub4 ,william ,wordswor?4 ,rape ( ! ,lock4 ,adam ,beade4 ,campaign4 ,mrs4 ,br[n+4 ,rights ( ,man4 ,jessie ,fo!rgill4 ,! really funny ?+ ab\t t li/ is t x is absolutely g5u9e1 & ! "w ( "o c&idate4 ,& ,i defy any "o to make a bett] li/1 try+ to be wrong4 ,?is life ( ,wordswor? is ne>ly z good3 ,william ,wordswor? 0 born 9 ,hamp%ire ( poor humble b ,god fe>+ p>5ts4 ,!y _h a v l>ge family & sometimes h>dly knew h[ to make ends meet4 ,!y 7 educat$ at any ord9>y e day s*ool b ,william _h always a ta/e = poetry & ?\ght he %\ld l to become a poet1 & 9 ord] to h _! son's wi% gratifi$ 8 p>5ts d5i$ !mselves s t he might h books to /udy & to try to s5d him to "s college4 ,he 0 a v /udi\s y\? & made a v good s*ol>4 ,he work$ v h>d at ,ox=d to try & repay 8 p>5ts :o _h n[ become old = _! self-d5ial on 8 behalf4 ,he help$ !m ) 8 purse4 ,he wrote sev]al v simple1 & int]e/+ poems & !y soon became kn[n4 ,9 ?is way he obta9$ a v nice livehood4 ,he 0 a v dutiful son1 h>d "w & pa9/ak+4 ,at s*ool he 0 lik$ by 8 fell[ companions = :om he _h always a joke ready at h&4 ,"s ( 8 poems are n[ us$ 9 our ,elem5t>y s*ools su* z 8,we are sev540 ,he 0 born 9 ! ye> #afbf & di$ 9 #aghe ag$ #ei ye>s4 7,note3 ,accord+ to ! ,nat4 ,biography he 0 son ( an attorney2 0 born 9 ,cumb]l&1 educat$ at ! ,gramm> ,s*ool at ,hawke%ead1 & at ,/4 ,john's1 ,cambridge4 7#aghj-ahej47 ,b x is agre$ t he wrote 8,we are sev540 ,! c&idate's subtraction is weak47 ,ab\t #aijb "s !ori/ discov]$ t our pupil tea*]s 7 lam5tably weak 9 k ( common ?+s1 & he p]suad$ ! ,bo>d to add a pap] on 8,g5]al ,in=mation0 to ! already heavy li/4 ,i at once appli$ = ! (fice ( revis]1 on ! tw(old gr\nd t x w\ld be easy to coa* up ! answ]s1 & t ! wrong answ]s w\ld be amus+4 ,i soon f\nd t f my po9t ( view ! m]its ( ! pap] 7 ov]-rat$2 & z ! ,bo>d f\nd ! same ?+ f _! po9t ( view1 ! pap] 0 dropp$4 ,b x provid$ me ) a few gems3 ,! exam9] began ) "s well-kn[n build+s & places3 8,:]e & :at are ! foll[+80 ,! ,=? ,bridge4 ,! ,phnix ,p>k4 ,! ,coliseum4 c41 c4 ,a4 7#a7 ,! ,f\r? ,bridge is s call$ because x is ! la/ ( #d bridges4 7#b7 ,! ,=? ,bridge is 9 ,v5ice :]e ! suspects 7 l$ by ! ,c\nsel ( ?ree1 & 7 nev] he>d ( aft]w>ds4 7#c7 ,! ,phnix ,p>k is 9 ,irel&3 s call$ because ( ! ,pho5eans hav+ be5 !re4 7#d7 ,! ,phnix ,p>k sc5e ( ! assass9ation ( ,mr4 ,phnix4 7#e7 ,! ,phnix ,p>k is an insurance4 7#f7 ,! ,coliseum ( ,rhodes is ! =m ( a great elephant "o ( ! sev5 wond]s ( ! _w4 ,!n he ask$ ! c&idates1 ! great majority ( :om 7 girls1 ab\t dogs1 _! appe>ance1 & _! special uses4 ,"o girl said t 8! fox t]ri] runs sideways10 b %e did n expla94 ,ano!r describ$ ! 8,/4 ,b]n>d dog r5[n$ = sav+ sn[-hidd5 w&]]s 9 ! ,torrid regions40 ,a ?ird *ose 8! scavang] dog1 a v ungamely dog4 ,x belogs to ! ,ea/]n c\ntries all refuse is put out at night & cle>s x away be=e morn+40 ,la/ly1 z f> z we are conc]n$1 he ask$ ! mean+ ( ! foll[+ expressions3 8,! ,gre5-,ey$ ,mon/]10 8! s]e & yell[ leaf10 8! ,?9 ,r$ ,l9e10 c41 c4 ,! ,gre5 ,ey$ ,mon/] 0 def9$ z 8indige/ion03 accord+ to ano!r x 8ref]s to a :ale03 accord+ to a skitti% "o1 8sometimes ! headma/] or headmi/ress ( a s*ool appe>s to be a gre5-ey$ mon/] 9 ! eyes ( h] pupils & also tea*]s sometimes40 ,! s]e & yell[ leaf 0 8a c]ta9 k9d ( tobacco40 ,! ?9 r$ l9e 0 8,! *>ge at ,b>aklava head$ by ,sir ,col9 ,campbell dur+ ! ,indian ,mut9y40 ,x 01 ,i ?9k1 9 ano!r pap]1 t ^! qua9t views appe>$3 ,q4 ,:at d y und]/& by a quorum1 a m9ute book1 c48 ,a4 ,a quorum is a "q ask$ at a meet+ :i* ! *airman is unable to answ]4 ,a m9ute book is a book kept1 ) ! exact numb] ( m9utes allott$ to ! speak]s at a meet+4 ,q4 ,:at are ! duties ( ! *airman8 ,a4 ,! *airman p]=ms ! doxology4 ,q4 ,:at rem$y w\ld y sugge/ = burns8 ,a4 ,/ripes ( hot v9eg> are v affect+4 ,at ! end ( _m days' revision ( su*-l skimble-skamble /uff an inspector wrote3 8,compla9t is sometimes made t ! tra9+ colleges d n provide suffici5t accommodation = all ! applicants1 b ! pla9 inf]5ce f ! p]usal ( ^! pap]s1 hav+ due reg>d to ! spell+1 ! gramm>1 & ! acqua9tance ) ! subject %[n by ! c&idates1 is t a k9d]g>t5 class 9 an idiot asylum w\ld be a m fitt+ place ( le>n+40 ,x w h be5 se5 t our ,errata are secul>4 ,we did n exam9e 9 div9ity4 ,b twice a ye>1 at "o "t1 ,i us$ to meet ,diocesan inspectors1 :o kept l>ge volumes ( ! mo/ hide\s blund]s 9 _! own subject4 ,"o ( ^! ,i rememb] = its exce$+ +5uity4 ,! "q 01 8,:at d y mean by #8a grav5 image'80 ,& ! answ] 0 8,an idle maid ) h&s40 ,n[ x is cle> to my m9d t ?is is n to be reg>d$ z bad spell+2 b t ! def9ition _h be5 giv5 orally1 & t ! impression produc$ on ! *ild's m9d 0 t ( a naughty girl 8z didn't d no "w ?\gh %e _h h&s to d x )40 ,& ,i ?9k %e _h he>d h] fa!r accuse h] "m ( 8do9' no?9k b set !] l a bloom9' image40 ,!n %e comb9$ ! ideas4 ,to ?is ,i w\ld add a delightful bl5d f a pupil tea*] exam9ation3 ,:5 ! ,israelites _h gone ,god told ,noah to g out into ! city & tell all ! ,israelites t if ,k+ ,ph>oah did n let ! p g he w\ld dr[n ! _w4 ,& x came to pass1 :5 ,god did dr[n ! _w1 & all ! bea/s & e liv+ creature 9 x4 ,dur+ ! flood ,god told ,noah to build an ark & x 0 to float on top ( ! wat]4 ,9 x save ,noah & 8 family & ) ! two tables ( /one3 c41 c4 ,,footnotes3 #ch ,9 all cases except ^? m>k$ ) an a/]isk1 ! answ]s are copi$ v]batim et lit]atim f ! orig9als3 9 mo/ cases ,i h ! "n ( ! writ]1 or ( ! s*ool1 or c5tre ( exam9ation4 ,! />r$ answ]s are suppli$ by colleagues1 & may be consid]$ au!ntic4 ,& 9 all cases ! ,spell+1 ! ,gramm>1 & ! ,punctuation are orig9al4 8,= ,heav5's sake1 read]1 take !m n = m9e40 ,,*apt] ,,xxiii ,,reports 8,all my reports g ) ! mode/ tru?1 ,nor m1 nor clipp'd1 b s40--,k+ ,le>4 ,! annual inspection ( a s*ool end$ 9 a ,report4 ,:5 ! pap]s _h be5 m>k$1 & ! ,exam9ation ,s*$ules _h be5 made up1 x 0 "t to se>* "o's note-book1 & to rack ! memory = facts1 & !refrom to con/ruct a report to ,_! ,lord%ips1 to be communicat$ to ! manag]s1 & by !m to ! tea*]s4 ,9 ! e>li] days ( inspection ?is 0 a comp>atively simple affair3 ! really important matt] 0 ! numb] ( *ildr5 :o _h pass$ or fail$ 9 ! exam9ation4 ,^u ?is1 unless !re 0 conspicu\s weakness1 ! great] "p ( ! grant dep5d$1 & x 0 easy to fill up ! =ms ) commonplace criticisms & sugge/ions4 ,f #ahgf to ! middle ( ! 'n9eties ! pressure increas$1 until at la/ report+ became a s]i\s /ra9 on memory1 judgm5t1 & consci5ce2 = !re 0 a v>iable grant = half a doz5 subjects1 culm9at+ 9 a v>iable grant = ! g5]al 8m]it0 ( ! :ole s*ool3 & ea* item requir$ "s ?\ght4 ,new code aft] new code relax$ ! /ra91 until inspection arriv$ at ! pres5t effete condition1 :5 ! grant is fix$1 & ! criticisms ( ,h4,m4,i4 are l ! bite ( a midge2 annoy+ = ! mom5t1 b transitory 9 effect4 ,or1 z my old headma/] w\ld h said1 8l ! coruscations ( ! summ] lightn+1 lamb5t1 b yet innocu\s40 ,f "o corn] ( my old doma9 comes a mimic blue-book1 conta9+ all ! s*ool reports = ! pa/ ye>4 ,"h !y are collect$2 & ,i look at !m ) "s dismay4 ,( c\rse ,i did n write all ( !m1 b ,i edit$ all1 & ,i am answ]able = all4 ,"s are /rongly word$1 =1 if "o does n %\t pretty l\d to a deaf man1 "o is n he>d4 ,yet "o does n want "o's %\ts phonograph$4 ,h[ d ! manag]s & tea*]s l ! reports 9 pr9t1 scatt]$ broadca/8 ,i se>* my memory = any p>allel publication4 ,! ne>e/ t ,i c discov] is a ,cricket ,directory1 :i* ,i saw p]haps =ty ye>s ago3 ,i quote f memory f]tilis$ by imag9ation3 ,a4 ,b4 is a promis+ run-gett]1 b he too (t5 =gets t a /raight bat is a rudim5t>y necessity3 8 field+ is improv+3 z a b[l] he has n be5 successful ?is ye>3 8 av]age is x4 ,c4 ,d4 b[l$ x ov]s = y runs la/ season1 & took z wickets3 ?is is 8 be/ record s f>1 & makes him a valuable acquisition to a c\nty team4 ,z a batsman he has /ill mu* to le>n3 8 av]age la/ ye> 0 z4 ,^! are complim5t>y comp>$ ) "s ( ! s*ool reports t lie on my table4 ,b :5 ,i read !m1 or r _! prototypes1 9 t remote p]iod1 ,i 0 sorry = ,a4 ,b4 & ,c4 ,d4 ,yet ! writ]s 7 subject to ! law ( libel1 & ,h4,m4,i41 if n malici\s1 is privileg$4 8,o!rs abide our "q3 ?\ art free10 ! ,law ,c\rts may say4 ,/]n critics sit 9 ,:itehall & we$ out all t seems p]il\s3 :5 ! sieve has done its duty !re is little left = ! lawy]s4 ,i m$itate on ! ext5sion ( ! expression ( free op9ion4 ,h[ w\ld x "w on ,sundays8 ,! prea*] has a pulpit1 & 9 t inviolable recess has a free tongue = half an h\r1 ) a m]ciful lean+ t[>ds tw5ty m9utes4 ,! organi/ is a great] lib]t9e4 ,! ar*itect & build] ill-use u1 & = ! mo/ "p we suff] sil5tly4 ,w\ld ! b5* ( bi%ops s5d me ab\t ! c\ntry to report on *ur* s]vices1 & to recomm5d d$uctions f ! incomes ( ! incompet5t8 ,( c\rse "o w\ld beg9 ) ca!drals & proce$ ) m l5i5t rule to p>i% *ur*es4 ,probably at lea/ "o inspector w\ld be requir$ 9 ea* diocese1 & z ^! (ficials1 l s*ool inspectors1 w\ld be m5 ( div]se m9ds1 x w\ld be ! mo/ racy ,bluebook ( ! ye> t reproduc$ _! v>i$ views4 ,let u make "s samples3 ,nor*e/] ,ca!dral4 ,visit$ on ,april #a by ,mr4 ,m5delssohn ,br[n4 ,! condition ( ?is ca!dral is f> f satisfactory4 ,! s++1 :i* is ! ma9 object ( int]e/ to ! great] "p ( ! congregation1 is ev5 worse ?an at la/ ye>'s inspection4 ,( ! eight m5 sev]al %\ld be contemplat+ acceptance ( a retir+ p5sion4 ,! boys are ill-behav$1 & _! musical capacity is on a level ) _! behavi\r3 9 ! ,psalms !re 0 no v]se 9 :i* !y did n make "o or m mi/akes4 ,! ,s]vices 7 ill-*os5 & incorrectly r5d]$3 ! ,an!m 0 a pret5ti\s failure4 ,! m]ely lit]>y "p ( ! s]vice 0 satisfactory1 b x is n desirable to atta* too mu* importance to ^! rudim5ts4 ,rem>ks3 ,my ,lords w require a m fav\rable report on ! s++ z a condition ( an unr$uc$ grant4 ,we/*e/] ,ca!dral4 ,visit$ on ,m>* #g by ,mr4 ,simeon ,jones4 ,x is gratify+ to be able to report well ( ! musical "p ( ! s]vice3 ! organ play+ 0 di/9ctly good1 & ! s++ (t5 rea*$ a high level ( excell5ce4 ,x %\ld1 h[ev]1 be borne 9 m9d t congregational wor%ip is ! prim>y consid]ation1 & special att5tion %\ld be paid to ?is feature 9 ! com+ ye>4 ,! ,canon 9 ,resid5ce w\ld d well to att5d an elocution class at a ,cont9uation s*ool 9 ! w9t] season3 x 0 ) ! utmo/ difficulty t ! ,lessons 7 he>d1 & ev5 9 ! #af? *apt] ( ,romans f\r mi/akes 9 ! ,salutations is #ccc p] c5t4 above ! av]age = all ,engl&4 ,! ,dean's s]mon 0 = ! mo/ "p inaudible3 ?is is probably n to be regrett$ f a doctr9al po9t ( view1 b ! wa/e ( "t is a s]i\s consid]ation4 ,rem>ks3 ,special att5tion %\ld be paid to ! ,inspector's w>n+4 ,sud*e/] ,ca!dral3 ,visit$ on ,nov4 #aj by ,mr4 ,hodge4 ,! s]vice 0 v cr$itably conduct$ & well att5d$4 ,x is un=tunate t ! collections cont9ue s small4 ,! premises ne$ att5tion3 ! *oir is d>k1 & ! walls ne$ clean+4 ,x might be advisable to remove ! #ae? c5tury /a9$ glass f ! ,ea/ w9d[ & to sub/itute cle> glass4 ,if ! walls 7 :itewa%$ 7two coats7 !re w\ld be less dang] f g]ms4 ,! heal? & com=t ( ! congregation %\ld n be sacrific$ to m]ely /hetic consid]ations4 ,rem>ks3 ,i am to reque/ t ! ,dean & ,*apt] w submit plans & e/imates ( ! "w recomm5d$ by _! ,lord%ips' ,inspector z soon z possible4 ,ea/*e/] ,ca!dral3 ,visit$ on ,dec4 #ae by ,mr4 ,crankie ,rob9son4 ,! ,dean & ,*apt] are to be congratulat$ on ! completion ( ! re/oration ( ?is anci5t fabric1 & :i* has be5 c>ri$ out 9 a ?or\ghly ca?olic & cons]vative _s1 ) ! result ( reveal+ to ! pres5t g5]ation ! "w ( ,sigismund1 fir/ ,abbot ( ,o/ia4 ,at ! same "t ! lat] accretions1 notably ! lancet w9d[s ( ! polygonal apse1 & ! late ,p]p5dicul> ma*icolations1 h be5 rev]5tly h&l$4 ,! "t at my disposal 0 insuffici5t to enable me to report fully on ! prea*+1 read+1 & s++1 b ! "w seem$ satisfactory on ! :ole4 ,! crypt 0 v cold4 ,rem>ks3 ,! ,dean & ,*apt] %\ld s]i\sly consid] ! advisability ( w>m+ all p>ts ( ! sacr$ edifice4 ,su* reports w\ld be :at my cl]ical fri5ds call 8di/9ctly helpful40 ,if !re is any hesitation %[n by ! episcopal b5* 9 tak+ x up1 ,ba$ek] might be appeal$ to4 ,by degrees all important places ( wor%ip might be ga!r$ 94 ,?is1 h[ev]1 is vision>y3 ,i am conc]n$ ) ! actual4 ,9 fram+ ! s*ool reports 8to be communicat$ to ! manag]s10 we _h sev]al r\gh pr9ciples4 ,! fir/ 0 t a good s*ool w\ld d ) a v few words3 a bad s*ool requir$ _m /ripes4 ,! second 0 t "o %\ld beg9 ) ! good po9ts 7if any71 & ?us proce$ m gracefully to ! bad po9ts4 ,b if ! place 7 ?or\ghly bad1 x 0 ?\ght wise to beg9 & end ) d5unciation1 s&wi*+ a few words ( fa9t praise ab\t ! middle4 ,x 0 noticeable t a ma/] lik$ to be prep>$ be=eh& = a bad report4 ,"o man1 ( :om ,i knew some?+1 compla9$ bitt]ly t ! ,inspector 8be=e leav+ ! room 0 z pleasant z y'd wi%1 & ,i ?\ght ev]y?+ 0 go+ well2 b :5 ,i got ! ,report ,i c\ldn't sit d[n = a week aft] x40 ,h[ graphic6 ,x happ5$ f "t to "t t a s*ool manag] w\ld be goad$ into fury4 ,at "o "t ,i expect$ ?is to occur twice1 or x might be ?rice1 a ye>4 ,x might almo/ c]ta9ly be pr$ict$ t ! fight w\ld rage r\nd "o adjective or "o v]b3 ?\gh ! ^w might be immat]ial to ! g5]al argum5t4 ,f _m su* conte/s we 7 sav$ by ! skill ( ! exam9]s 9 ,:itehall4 ,f long exp]i5ce & n1 ,i am sure1 f any cong5ial dullness ( m9d1 !y got to "k exactly h[ a ?or\ghly /upid manag] might mis9t]pret a h>mless phrase2 & if !y k9dly =ew>n$ me1 ,i gratefully sub/itut$ some?+ suitable to ! meane/ capacity4 ,! knavi% spee* may sleep 9 ! fooli% e>1 b simple spee* may k9dle amaz+ suspicion t w blaze into wra?4 ,9 m remote days our reports 7 tw(old4 ,! full report 0 s5t to ! ,dep>tm5t1 &1 if approv$1 0 =w>d$ to ! manag]s4 ,b1 9 addition1 e c]tificat$ tea*] :o _h pass$ ?r\gh a p]iod ( probation _h a p>*m5t c]tificate ( m]it2 & on ?is x 0 our duty to inscribe an epigrammatic ab/ract ( ! report on ! s*ool1 or1 if he 7 a class tea*]1 on 8 class4 ,! advantage ( ?is 8endorsem5t0 0 great4 ,x gave manag]s ( s*ools a complete hi/ory ( an applicant's c>e]4 ,x gave an inspector /ill m valuable in=mation2 = 9 read+ previ\s endorsem5ts he 0 (t5 able to supply a good deal t 0 n app>5t on ! surface4 ,! op9ions ( "s inspectors _h a special value4 ,o!rs 7 less e/eem$4 ,i 0 told t "o v important ,s*ool ,bo>d _h a sort ( table1 equat+ ! (ficial op9ions ( all ! inspectors 9 ,engl&4 ,b ,i nev] he>d :at ,mrs4 ,h>ris 7te/e ,mrs4 ,gamp7 w\ld h call$ 8my individgle numb]40 ,! ord9>y inspector soon acquir$ ! habit ( fram+ 8 endorsem5t on ! g5]al pr9ciples ( 8 craft4 ,x 0 n ?\ght fair to speak ill ( a tea*] on 8 c]tificate1 unless !re 7 special gr\nds4 ,!re=e "o proce$$ by judici\s omission4 ,if "o read t ,mr4 ,a4 8taught ! elem5t>y subjects ) fair success0 "o drew two inf]5ces2 7#a7 t he c\ld n tea* any?+ else2 7#b7 t 8 discipl9e 0 weak1 because x 0 n m5tion$4 ,b if x 0 /at$ t ,mrs4 ,b4 8ma9ta9$ good ord]1 & 0 p>ticul>ly successful 9 tea*+ h&writ+10 x became obvi\s t h] ari?metic 0 a deplorable failure4 ,s t to ! tra9$ eye ! suppressio v]i 0 n a sugge/io falsi4 ,b useful z ! sy/em 01 x 0 op5 to two /rong objections4 ,fir/ly1 x 0 (t5 h>d on a tea*]1 = ! inspector might err1 & ! endorsem5t 0 p]man5t4 ,secondly1 & ?is 0 ! la/ /raw1 x became an intol]able nuisance to ! inspector4 ,9 a s*ool ( #ajj *ildr5 x 0 easy to be t]se1 innocu\s1 & fairly tru?ful4 ,b ,i op5 a rec5t notebook1 & f9d a s*ool ( #fjj boys ) #ba tea*]s4 ,suppos+ t t5 ( ^! tea*]s want c]tificate reports2 conceive ! /ra9 on ! imag9ation1 or ! commonplace book6 ,!re=e a cynical & ecc5tric colleague adopt$ ! />tl+ me?od ( apply+ ! same treatm5t to all4 ,if ?is s*ool ( #fjj boys pass$ a good exam9ation on ! :ole1 b _h two weak classes out ( ! tw5ty1 !n ! correct summ>y w\ld be--8,! s*ool has on ! :ole pass$ a good exam9ation4 ,/&>ds ,,ii47b7 & ,,iii47c7 are n equal to ! re/40 ,& he wrote ?is on ! c]tificates ( all ! t5 m54 ,eight at lea/ w\ld say1 8,:at h ,i to d ) ! two black %eep8 ,m9e are :ite40 ,b ! inspector repli$1 l ,mrs4 ,prig1 8,:o d y ?9k's to wa% "o feat]1 & miss ano!r1 & we> out "o's eyes ) all mann] ( f9e "w ( t description1 = half-a-cr[n a day80 ,or words to t effect4 ,x 0 record$ ( ano!r inspector1 ^: massive intellect _h p>tly giv5 way "u ! /ra9 ( compil+ reports1 t 9 a c]ta9 s*ool he wrote3 8,! ma/]'s wife has lately di$3 ! s*ool has be5 pa9t$ pea-gre54 8,j4 ,te>em1 ,h4,m4,i40 ,^! records1 ,i said1 7 indelible3 b !re 0 no?+ to prev5t a tea*] f 7s to speak7 suicid+ 8 p>*m5t c]tificate & lam5t+ its loss = ! re/ ( 8 life4 ,if ! p>*m5t 0 lo/1 ! ,dep>tm5t decl9$ to replace x1 unless x _h be5 lo/ by an inspector4 ,probably ! inspectors lo/ m ?an ! tea*]s de/roy$1 b x 0 rum\r$ t ! latt] me?od 0 n unkn[n4 ,an alt]native rem$y 0 to erase undesirable words1 &1 if necess>y1 to introduce am5dm5ts4 ,?is c]ta9ly 0 done occasionally1 = !re 7 cases ( detection1 & t sugge/s ! exi/5ce ( undetect$ cases4 ,a m rem>kable c\rse 0 to hire1 or buy ! p>*m5t ( a retir$ tea*]1 if possible a homonym1 & to trade "u t new "n ) su* alt]ations z 7 necess>y4 ,a colleague told me ( a case1 :i* he decl>$ 0 well kn[n 9 ! village 9 :i* ! v5dor liv$4 ,x 0 9 ,wales1 & x 0 no "o's bus9ess to int]f]e4 ,a t\*+ /ory ( a lo/ p>*m5t is told by "o inspector4 ,^! docum5ts 7 n issu$ till aft] a p]iod ( probation1 & if results dur+ t p]iod 7 n satisfactory1 ! t]m might be prolong$ indef9itely4 ,a ,london tea*]1 :5 h] fir/ *ance came1 0 unsuccessful2 & :5 ! next *ance came %e 0 m ?an usually anxi\s4 ,! inspection w5t smoo?ly3 %e began to hope3 & day aft] day %e sat l ,m>iana1 lam5t+ ! delay4 ,!n came ! joyful ann\ncem5t t 8! c]tificate ( m]it w\ld %ortly be issu$10 & %e became m clamor\s4 ,x happ5$ "o day1 t illness kept h] at home on ! s\? side ( ! ,?ames1 & %e s5t /ricte/ ord]s t1 if ! big envelope ) (ficial head+ arriv$1 x 0 to be lock$ up 9 ! desk ) special c>e4 ,t v day x came1 & ! assi/ant mi/ress 9 h] fri5dly zeal det]m9$ to disreg>d ord]s1 & ) h] own h&s to c>ry x to h] c>e-worn *ief4 ,x w\ld d h] m good ?an m$ic9e4 ,%e w5t by /eam] up ! ,?ames1 ,batt]sea way2 & z x 0 a cold day1 %e put ! preci\s burd5 on h] lap1 & buri$ h] h&s 9 h] muff4 ,!re came a sudd5 gu/1 :i* lift$ ! big squ>e envelope1 :irl$ x r\nd1 & toss$ x into ! riv]4 ,& %e 0 left lam5t+4 ,fir/ ! news _h to be brok5 to ! b]eav$ "o4 ,l ,t5nyson's dame 87,%e7 wept l a *ild = ! *ild t 0 dead be=e he 0 born40 ,%e 0 frantic ) grief1 & h] fri5ds trembl$ = h] intellect1 su* z x 04 ,b ! assi/ant 0 a girl ( mu* res\rcefulness4 ,h] fa!r 0 a prom95t (ficial 9 ! body t looks aft] ! ,?ames3 %e w5t to him1 & told ! pite\s tale4 ,my colleague--b he 0 an imag9ative man--alleg$ t !y dragg$ ! riv] f ,t$d+ton ,lock to ! ,nore1 b caught no?+4 ,f9ally x 0 decid$ t a sea-gull _h detect$ a meaty flav\r b5ea? ! pap] cov] & _h c>ri$ x (f4 ,i am glad to say t aft] prolong$ correspond5ce ! ,dep>tm5t issu$ a duplicate4 ,( all endorsem5ts ! mo/ difficult to frame 0 ! initial entry4 ,at ! end ( ! t]m ( probation ! tea*] _h to give a =mal lesson on any topic or object t he *ose3 x 0 suppos$ to la/ = tw5ty m9utes1 & ,h4,m4,i4 0 expect$ to sum up 8 op9ion ( ! lesson & ( ! tea*]'s g5]al capacity 9 "o compact s5t5ce4 ,v (t5 "o disreg>d$ ! =mal lesson1 = ! tea*] might be all b spee*less ) fright1 & ! v]dict _h to be bas$ on ! g5]al results ( ! ye>'s "w4 ,9 "o su* case ,i 0 9 great d\bt4 ,! mi/ress 0 v "y & v pretty4 ,%e _h light hair & blue eyes1 & x foll[s t %e 0 v n]v\s4 ,i _c say t h] s*ool did v well4 ,i ?9k x 0 defici5t 9 ,ari?metic3 b %e 0 v *>m+4 ,%\ld ! p>*m5t be issu$8 ,my ,assi/ant 0 susceptible1 & s(t-he>t$3 he plead$ = h]3 %e 0 all alone 9 ?is c\ntry s*ool3 h] ,c]tificate exam9ation at ,:itel&s--"o ( ! lead+ ,colleges--%[$ t %e _h pl5ty ( bra9s3 %e _h done h] be/1 & %e w\ld improve4 ,f9ally ,i gave way1 & sugge/$ z ! endorsem5t3 8,miss ,x4 is a pretty fair tea*]40 ,he agre$ raptur\sly1 & s x 0 writt54 ,b ! next ye> my *ief visit$ ! s*ool1 & accord+ to cu/om call$ = ! p>*m5t4 ,& 7s ! assi/ant told me7 :5 he read ! entry1 & caught sight ( ! 8pretty1 fair0 "o 9 front ( h] class1 x smote him sudd5ly1 & he retreat$ ha/ily to ! ,infants' class-room4 ,all endorsem5ts are n[ aboli%$2 ,i am n sure :e!r !re is ev5 a p>*m5t c]tificate4 ,x is _m ye>s s9ce ,i saw "o4 ,oh1 ,miss ,o',flah]ty6 d y rememb] y\r bon mot at ,/4 ,petronius' s*ool8 ,i ask$1 y "k1 :e!r y _h any poetry to say z "p ( ! exam9ation = y\r c]tificate1 & y repli$ ) a tw9kle ( y\r ,iri% eyes3 8,i've got all ! c]tificates ,i want--7& y add$ s(tly7--except "o40 ,,*apt] ,,xxiv ,,s++ 8,i w b tea* !m to s+1 & re/ore !m to ! own]40 ,mu* ,ado4 ,! ord9>y "w ( s*ool inspection is n excit+ to an outside spectator4 ,!re is no?+ 9 ! ,?ree ,r's to quick5 ! pulse1 or to raise ! temp]ature4 ,gramm>1 geography1 hi/ory only seem to produce pr(\nd ?ankfulness 9 ! onlook]'s m9d1 t he is n on ! rack2 !re may be absurd answ]s1 b if he laughs1 ! effect on ! *ildr5 may be disa/r\s4 ,= v>i$ int]e/ ( a mild k9d1 ,i %\ld recomm5d composition & natural hi/ory4 ,ladies l ne$lework4 ,"s c /& ) a sweet smile on _! faces :ile ! *ildr5 s+4 ,"h1 !n1 are f\r subjects ^u :i* some?+ may be said4 ,! li/ ( accompli%m5ts t ,i d n possess w\ld be l5g?y4 ,b on ! cr$it side ,i may put music--up to ,/&>d ,,iii4 ,t is n an exalt$ boa/1 b x places me f> ahead ( _m ( my old colleagues4 ,i c\ld look ov] a music pap]1 if x 0 n ,tonic ,sol-fa1 & :5 ! *ildr5 sang s*ool songs ) ! view ( gett+ ! ,gov]nm5t ,grant ( #f;d4 or #as41 ,i 0 able to make q valuable rem>ks4 ,= an inspector1 a k ( music is an useful1 b n altoge!r an enviable possession4 ,he ought to be able to decide :e!r s++ is correct & tuneful1 b ! man :o does n "k suff]s less4 7,?is s\nds l a quotation f ! ,e?ics1 b ,i believe ,ari/otle is free f blame47 ,at "o conf]5ce ( inspectors we discuss$ rules = aw>d+ ! grant = s++4 ,! code laid d[n ! pr9ciple t1 if ! *ildr5 sang 8by note10 ! possible grant 0 #as4 p] head2 if 8by e>10 x 0 only #f;d42 to get ! high] grant !y _h to d c]ta9 ex]cises--t 0 simple en\gh4 ,!re 7 t5 ( u pres5t1 & x happ5$ t ,i 0 ! only man :o p]sonally conduct$ ! exam9ations2 ! o!rs s5t _! assi/ants4 ,i 0 appeal$ to1 z an exp]t1 to say :5 we %\ld be ju/ifi$ 9 refus+ ev5 ! l[] grant1 t = s++ by e>4 ,"o valu$ colleague1 :o admitt$ t he detect$ no diff]5ce betwe5 "o tune & ano!r1 rem>k$ t 8 plan 0 to wat* ! face ( ! head tea*]4 ,if x %[$ disgu/ & loa?+1 disappo9tm5t & fe>1 he conclud$ t ! necess>y /&>d _h n be5 rea*$1 & he refus$ ! grant4 ,b ?is obvi\sly l$ to hypocrisy4 ,& ! head tea*] might be no judge1 or too exact+4 ,f9ally ,i sugge/$1 & x 0 c>ri$ unanim\sly1 ,,t if ! s++ 0 s f> tol]able t y c\ld /op 9 ! room to ! v end1 ! grant might be paid2 ,,b ,,t if y _h to ru% into ! playgr\nd1 a /]n refusal %\ld foll[4 ,x 0 a v incomplete te/4 ,i h kn[n m5 :o c\ld smile at ! ,salvation ,army b&4 ,9 ! e>ly days !re 0 v little note-s++4 ,!re 0 no extra grant = voice cultivation or any o!r =m ( sci5tific tra9+2 m]ely #as4 = twelve songs4 ,!n1 ,i ?9k 9 #ahgf1 came ! graduat$ scale ( #f;d4 or #as41 & !n1 or lat]1 ! numb] ( songs 0 r$uc$ to eight4 ,z mo/ s*ools c\ld n receive m ?an #aes4 or #ags4 #f;d4 a head1 h[ev] mu* !y might e>n1 !re 0 n mu* inducem5t to pile up ! losses4 ,b ! cl]gy enc\rag$ note-s++ = ! sake ( _! *oirs1 & ! tea*]s f\nd x an agreeable *ange f ! monotony ( ! ord9>y r\t9e4 ,s ! "w grew1 till x became r>e to f9d a s*ool t did n attempt ,tonic ,sol-fa at ! lea/4 ,!n ! special grant 0 m]g$ 9 ! l>ge pr9cipal grant4 ,hymns 7 =bidd5 betwe5 #aj & #d4cj 7or ! equival5t times74 ,a s*ool manag] once prote/$ to me aga9/ ?is re/riction4 ,i sugge/$ t if manag]s *ose hymns conta9+ 8doctr9e di/9ctive ( any d5om9ation0 !re w\ld be ructions4 ,he said triumphantly t 8 selection w\ld satisfy all p>ties3 x 0 ,moody & ,sankey4 ,! pa*yd]m has _m advantages4 ,b x 0 n always easy to draw ! l9e1 if "o want$ to draw x2 & x 0 rum\r$ t a p$antic inspector object$ to ! ,national ,an!m1 z hav+ a religi\s t5d5cy4 ,x 0 probably ! same man :o correct$ a simil> error 9 hi/ory4 ,! "q 01 ,:o 0 ! wise/ man t ev] liv$8 ,a *ild1 :o knew m ?an ,i d1 answ]$ 8,solomon10 & ! tea*] said 8,yes02 b ,h4,m4,i4 said1 8,no3 n aft] #aj3 say #8,solon4'0 ,"s s*ools sang beautifully 9 two- or ?ree-"p h>mony4 ,!y 7 n always ! mo/ successful 9 o!r bran*es ( /udy1 & ,i am incl9$ to d\bt ,%akespe>e's !ory ( ! evil disposition ( ! unmusical man4 ,we did our be/ to enc\rage h>mony1 beg9n+ ) simple r\nds ( two or ?ree p>ts4 ,& ! /ory is told by an ,inspector ( e/abli%$ cr$ibility1 t 9 a c]ta9 s*ool he _h advis$ ?is rudim5t>y me?od1 & 0 ask$ by an uncultur$ ma/]1 8,:at is a r\nd80 ,h4,m4,i4 expla9$1 tak+ 8,?ree bl9d mice0 z an example3 8,! fir/ class w s+ ! fir/ l9e2 !n ! second class w take x up1 :ile ! fir/ class g on to ! second l9e2 & !n ! ?ird class *ime 940 ,! ma/] li/5$ def]5tially1 & promis$ to d 8 be/4 ,next ye>1 z ! ,inspector approa*$ ! s*ool = 8 annual visit aft] =mal notice1 he he>d f af> s\nds s agoniz+ t he hurri$ on to see :at _h gone wrong4 ,he f\nd ! :ole s*ool %riek+ z ?\gh !y 7 possess$ by ! fi5ds 9 ,b]lioz' ,fau/4 ,naturally he ask$ = an explanation4 8,?is10 said ! ma/]1 8is ! r\nd y recomm5d$4 ,!y are s++ #8,! ,la/ ,rose ( ,summ]'2 ! fir/ class s+ ! fir/ l9e1 ! second class ! second l9e1 & s on1 z y sugge/$4 ,we f\nd x h>d at fir/1 b ,i ?9k we h ma/]$ x n[40 ,( c\rse1 9 _m s*ools1 ! head tea*] is n a musician4 ,b mo/ ( !m c\ld 8hum a bit10 & !y g5]ally 7 aw>d$ ! grant = s++ by e>4 ,_! *oice ( songs 0 m>vell\s4 ,nev] %all ,i =get ! fury ( an em95t ,celtic s*ol>1 :o at "o "t adorn$ ! (fice ( ,inspector1 :5 he f\nd t a ma/] _h taught ! *ildr5 to s+ ! 8p5ce-table0 to ! hall[$ /ra9s ( 8,llwyn ,on0 7,! ,a% ,grove73 8,tw5ty p5ce are "o & eightp5ce2 ,tw5ty-f\r p5ce two %ill+s2 ,?irty-p5ce are two & sixp5ce2 ,?irty-six p5ce ?ree %ill+s40 ,i sugge/$ 8,?ree ,bob0 z m suitable to ! metre1 :i* requires a monosyllable at ! end ( ! f\r? l9e2 b ! am5dm5t 0 lo/2 l ! well-meant sugge/ion ( ,fitz ,james1 x 8add$ b fuel to 8 hate02 ,i 0 told 79 effect7 t 8,llwyn ,on0 %\ld be sung dolce1 cantabile1 con molta t5]ezza2 & ! *ildr5 sang x /accato1 alla m>cia1 giocoso4 ,i fe> t s*ool got a poor report4 ,?is unhall[$ w$d+ ( trivial v]se to immortal melody (t5 di/urb$ ev5 my placid temp]4 ,i rememb] 9 "o s*ool1 aft] li/5+ = "s "t to "s moral s5tim5ts sung to a tune t haunt$ me ) memories ( my y\?1 ,i recov]$ ! 8,lo/ ,*ord10 & enquir$ ( ! ,lady ( ! ,manor1 :o 7susp5d5s omnia naso7 0 keep+ an eye on my movem5ts1 :e!r %e recogniz$ ! air4 ,%e fail$ to d s1 & ,i _h ! pleasure ( in=m+ h] t x 0 8,villik9s & ,d9ah10 a tune :i*1 ab\t ! "t ( ! ,crimean ,w>1 divid$ popul>ity ) 8,p>tant p\r la ,syrie10 & prec$$ 8,! ,ratcat*]'s ,daught]40 ,h[ did x g fifty ye>s s9ce8 8,z ,villik9s 0 a vallik9 9 8 g>d5 ar\nd1 ,he saw 8 fair ,d9ah lay dead on ! gr\nd2 ,a cup ( cold poison lay close by h] side1 ,& a billet-d[ wot said z h[ 'twas ( poison %e di$40 ,little did ,i ?9k to meet ,d9ah aga9 9 a ,public ,elem5t>y ,s*ool4 ,! ,lady ( ! ,manor sniff$ scornfully3 probably ! mi/ress he>d ( x next day4 ,i am sorry ,i did n ask = a copy ( ! am5d$ words4 ,9 ano!r s*ool ,i 0 *e]$ by ! s\nd ( 8,nelly ,bly10 a nigg] song 7%all we say negro melody87 ( ! ,e>ly ,c>ol9a p]iod1 say #aheh-i4 ,!re ,i did ask = a copy ( ! words1 & "h !y are3 8,9 ,asia & 9 ,africa ,! elephant is f\nd3 ,he l>g] is ?an any bea/ ,t walks ^u ! gr\nd3 ,:5 tame he is g5tle & mild1 ,& does :at he's desir$1 ,b if he's mock$ or treat$ ill1 ,) ang] he is fir$40 ,i =get ! re/1 b ?is is g5u9e4 ,!re %\ld h be5 a *orus ( ,hi ,jumbo1 ,ho ,jumbo2 b x 0 be=e ! days ( ! popul> bea/4 ,9 an old ,blue ,book1 m ?an ?irty ye>s ago1 ,i read a lam5tation ( an ,inspector 9 ?is di/rict t he _h he>d 8,a ,s\!rly ,w9d0 to an ext5t t w\ld h sick5$ a ,*e%ire fox-hunt]1 & 8,! ,neat ,little ,clock0 till he c\ld wi% t "t 7 no m4 ,! latt] 0 a drivell+ piece ( morality sung to ! beautiful old tune ( 8,! ,woodpeck]03 x la/$ well into my epo*1 b x seems to be ext9ct n[4 ,at times "o attempt$ to guide ! popul> ta/e4 ,9 a fi%+ village1 :]e !re 0 a ligh?\se1 ,i p]suad$ ! ma/] to tea* ,k+sley's 8,?ree ,fi%]s03 & 9 an ,iri% s*ool ,i urg$ ,moore's ,melodies4 ,b 9 nei!r case 0 ! result enc\rag+1 & ! attempt 0 n repeat$4 ,!n x occurr$ to me "o day1 z x did ) a m satisfactory result to ,juv5al1 8am ,i always to be only a he>]80 or z to ,flet*] ( ,salt\n's 8v wise man10 if a man 7 p]mitt$ to make all ! s*ool songs1 he ne$ n c>e :o %\ld make ! ,code4 ,& ,i wrote = a fri5dly infant s*ool a p>ody ( ,gilb]t's ,m9/rel's ,song1 9 ! 8,yeom5 ( ! ,gu>d03 x 0 arrang$ antiphonally = boys & girls1 & ! second v]se ran ?us3 ,boys3 ,i h a song to s+1 oh4 ,girls3 ,s+ me t song1 oh4 ,boys3 ,x's ! song ( ! pie1 & ! gre$y boy ,:o sat 9 8 lonely corn]2 ,x's ! song ( a boy ) a gre$y ?umb1 ,:i* he put 9 ! pie to pull out a plum2 ,! little dog laugh$ :5 he saw su* sport1 ,= he always laugh$ :5 he didn't ought1 ,he nev] 0 at s*ool1 & nev] 0 taught1 ,a naughty boy1 ,jack ,horn]4 ,all3 ,heigh dey1 heigh dey1 ,heigh diddle diddle1 ! cat & ! fiddle1 ,! little dog laugh$ :5 he saw ! sport ,( ! naughty boy1 ,jack ,horn]4 ,i ?9k ! tea*]s 7 a little d\btful ab\t ! gramm> ( 8didn't ought10 & c&\r compels me to admit t ! song 0 n a success4 ,two s*ools sang x 8to oblige ! ,inspector10 b on him1 at lea/1 x _h ! effect ( a p5it5tial psalm4 ,i wrote no m4 ,/range t !re %\ld be any difficulty 9 f9d+ words ( songs3 8! _w 0 all be=e !m :]e to *oose40 ,engl&1 ,scotl&1 ,irel&1 & ,wales contribute folk-songs ( suffici5t m]it & v>iety1 ?\gh1 at times1 ( dialectic ,engli%4 ,g]many is always at h&4 ,b ,i admit t if y d$uct 9 ea* case songs 9 praise ( ,bac*us1 ,diana1 & ,v5us1 !re is a l>ge gap4 ,,*apt] ,,xxv ,,natural ,,hi/ory 8,8 acqua9tance ) ,natural ,hi/ory is surpris+4 ,q a ,buffoon40--,old ,curiosity ,%op4 ,9 ,public ,elem5t>y ,s*ools ! /udy ( ,natural ,hi/ory is /ill 9 its infancy4 ,b !re are signs ( its assum+ practical importance4 ,9 "o s*ool 9 ! c\nty 9 :i* ,i write1 x has develop$ en]gy 9 a truly surpris+ mann]4 ,our c\nty pap] rec5tly in=m$ u t ! boys att5d+ t place ( le>n+ _h caught & kill$ an a/oni%+ numb] ( 8worbles0 9 ! pa/ ye>2 ,i ?9k ov] #fc1jjj4 ,?is is a m]e plagi>ism f ! me?ods ( ,do!boys ,hall4 ,i turn to ! *ronicles !re(1 & ,i read3 8,please1 sir1 he's we$+ ! g>d540 8,to be sure10 said ,sque]s1 8s he is4 ,b-,o-,t bot1 ,t-,i-,n t91 bott91 ,n-,e-,y ney1 bott9ey1 n\n sub/antive1 a k ( plants4 ,:5 he has le>nt t bott9ney means a k ( plants1 he goes & kn[s 'em40 ,:at is a worble8 ,t ,i "k n3 ! worble-hunt]s 7 n 9 my di/rict4 ,nor is ! creature traceable 9 ,miss ,orm]od's 8,manual ( ,injuri\s ,insects40#ci ,i ?9k x mole/s cattle1 & !re=e ! f>m]s' sons are ke5 to 8take away t worble40 ,& z ! s*ool is 9 ! middle ( a great hunt+ di/rict1 ! desire = ! *ase is in/9ctive4 ,!re is1 h[ev]1 no ne$ to limit *ildr5 to worbles4 ,9 ,london1 = in/ance1 ! supply ( ?is prey w\ld be insuffici5t2 b 9 s l>ge a t[n !re w\ld be little difficulty 9 e/abli%+ a special entomological 8l9e40 ,!re w\ld be room = rese>* ( ! mo/ v>i$ k9d4 ,! names ( sev]al species w in/antly occur to ! read]4 ,if ,m>ylebone & ,we/m9/] c\ld be induc$ to make competitive collections ( ! be/ kn[n1 ! sympa?y ( all ,london w\ld be enli/$1 & education w\ld enjoy a popul>ity :i* x has hi!rto fail$ to atta94 ,to tell ! tru?1 we did n pr(ess to tea* natural hi/ory z a "p ( ! regul> c\rse4 ,b we gave object-lessons2 t is1 lessons on an object plac$ be=e a class2 & z ! object 0 usually a picture1 & z ! pictures usually repres5t$ ei!r ,scripture sc5es1 or animals1 x foll[$ t--aft] #aj a4m4--mo/ ( ! lessons 7 on animals4 ,our mnag]ie 0 a small "o1 &1 ! rem>kable habits & prop]ties ( ! creatures be+ traditional1 !re 0 little *ance ( its ext5sion4 ,a new bea/ w\ld require /udy4 ,moreov]1 ! manag]s did n l buy+ too _m pictures4 ,w y accompany me ?r\gh a l>ge infant s*ool8 ,! head mi/ress greets me3 8,! fir/ class 0 go+ to h a lesson on ! elephant3 w t d80 ,oh yes2 let u h ! elephant4 8,l\ng9' ar\nd & suff]9'10 said ,uncle ,remus4 ,! elephant is pa9fully famili>4 ,:5 ! visitor to ,cont95tal picture gall]ies cat*es sight ( ,s4 ,seba/ian--8arr[$1 b unh>r[$0--he ha/ily turns away 9 se>* ( novelty3 & s w\ld we gladly d "h4 ,bitt] con/ra9t & sad occasion compel u to li/5 = a dec5t "t1 ?\gh our ?\ghts w&] to pity = ! unhappy fate ( ! huge bea/4 ,to be z big z t1 & yet because ( 8a villa9\s trick ( ?9e eye1 & a fooli% hang+ ( ?y ne!r lip10 z ,fal/aff puts x1 to be 9 ! e/imation ( infant s*ools a comp\nd ( ! cl[n & ! pantaloon2 & to be lectur$ on by pupil-tea*]s1 8,ut pu]is placeas1 et declamatio fias10 x is a cruel de/9y4 ,b :o c\ld respect an animal ) t tail8 ,! lesson is devoid ( int]e/4 ,h[ d ,i "k1 :5 admitt$ly my ?\ghts h be5 w&]+8 ,because ! *ildr5 are bett] judges ?an ,i1 & !y h damn$ x by entire indiff]5ce4 ,w\ld ! ,inspector l to ask any que/ions at ! end8 ,only "o3 8,:at does ! elephant eat80 8,buns40 ,w ,i take ! second class8 ,c]ta9ly4 ,i am (f]$ ! camel4 ,! camelus s*ola/icus is z well kn[n to me z my dog4 ,i "k 8 :ole hi/ory1 8 habitat1 8 food-&-wat] arrangem5ts1 8 disposition4 ,he diff]s consid]ably f ! ,camelus ,kipl+icus1 or ,melan*oly ',oont3 8,! 'orse 'e kn[s above a bit1 ! bullock's b a fool1 ,! elephant's a g5tleman1 ! batt]y-mule's a mule2 ,b ! commiss>iat cam-u-el1 :5 all is said & done1 ',e's a devil an' a o/ri* an' a orphan *ild 9 "o40 ,b our camel is g5tle1 meek1 anxi\s to oblige4 ,! lesson is go+ on1 :ile ,i make ^! valuable reflections1 & ! bea/'s picture hangs on ! easel3 if he is at all l 8 picture1 mallem err>e cum ,platone1 ,i side ) ,mr4 ,kipl+4 ,! camel has be5 call$ ! %ip ( ! des]t4 ,he is v useful2 he lives 9 v hot c\ntries1 :]e x is v hot4 ,tommy ,jones1 don't fidget2 li/5 to tea*]4 ,& he lives 9 ! des]t1 :]e !re is no?+ b s& all r\nd4 ,m>y ,smi?1 if y don't give ov] talk+1 tea*] w be v cross ) y3 yes1 my ^w1 c41 c4 ,:5 ! /ream ( drivel has run dry1 ,i ask3 8,:]e does ! camel live80 8,9 v 'ot coontries40 8,yes3 b :]eab\ts80 8,9 ! des]t40 8,& :at does he live on !re80 8,sahnd40 8,s&8 ,yes2 b ,i mean1 :at does he get to eat80 8,sahnd40 8,& :at does he get to dr9k 9 ! des]t80 8,wat]40 8,& :]e does he get t f80 8,out ( ! taps40 ,i _h n ?\ght ( t4 ,!re comes up a recollection ( a ,norfolk c\ntry s*ool1 :]e1 aft] he>+ all ! uses & ! virtues ( ! camel1 ,i ask$ :e!r !re 7 any ( ^! preci\s bea/s 9 ,norfolk8 ,none4 ,& if ! camel 0 s useful1 :y n8 ,! answ] came f ! gamekeep]'s son3 8',cos t 'ud tread on ?' "y pheasants40 ,i look$ at its sprawl+ feet z %[n 9 ! picture1 & und]/ood _! unfitness = a game-pres]v+ c\nty4 ,we mu/ move on aga94 ,! ?ird class is he>+ ab\t ! mole1 & ,i pause = a m9ute on ! way3 ,! mole is useful because x eats ! worms1 :i* w\ld eat ! potatoes & get into our food4 ,is x ev] idle8 ,no1 x is always work+2 digg+ fre% passages4 ,good old mole6 8,well said1 old mole6 c'/ "w i' ! gr\nd s fa/80 ,let u try ! next class4 ,x is engag$ on ! lion1 & an eld]ly dame has got to ?irdly & la/ly4 ,etiquette requires t ! lesson %\ld conclude ) "s rem>ks on ! use ( ! lion4 8,:at is ! use ( ! lion8 ,! use ( ! lion is to 'unt4 ,:at is ! use ( ! lion1 *ildr580 ,*orus3 8,to ',,unt1 tea*]40 ,i f9d %e means 8to be hunt$03 &1 :5 ! *ildr5 are gone out to play1 ,i put x to h] :e!r %e really ?9ks t b5efic5t ,provid5ce has creat$ ! lion on purpose t man %\ld hunt him4 ,%e is a little /agg]$ by ?is pres5tm5t ( h] own doctr9e1 b pleads t x is s /at$ 9 h] book1 & produces x4 ,!re x is 9 black & :ite6 ,i h little d\bt t a simil> belief is held by fox-hunt]s & o!r sportsm54 8,crewel10 said an old keep]1 :5 reproa*$ = badg]-bait+1 8:y1 :ativ] d yo ?9k z badg]s 0 made =80 ,9 t5 m9utes ! *ildr5 return f ! playgr\nd1 & ,i am implor$ n to =get ! babies3 !y are go+ to h an object-lesson1 & ! pupil-tea*] is wait+ = me4 ,x is ,m>y ,williams1 ^: pretty face & pretty ways make h] ! idol ( ! babies1 & ev5 draw a smile f my grimme/ ,sub4 ,i yield to pressure4 ,! babies are hot & du/y1 & riot\s1 & h to be reliev$ ) a song1 j to bl[ (f /eam4 ,:at is next on ! ag5da pap]8 ,! c[8 ,let u h ! c[4 ,! :ole class sees ! picture ( ! c[ br\ght d[n f ! wall1 b nev]!less we mu/ approa* ! subject z tradition dictates3 ,p4,t43 ,z ,i 0 com+ to s*ool ?is morn+ along ,high ,/reet ,i he>d a great noise1 & !re 0 a man 9 a blue frock1 driv+ a great big animal d[n ! road4 ,:at d y ?9k x 01 babies8 ,*orus3 ,a ky[1 tea*]4 7,h4,m4,i4 to head mi/ress1 sotto voce3 8,if ye _h n pl[$ ) my heif]1 ye _h n f\nd out my riddle40 ,head-mi/ress1 unc]ta9ly3 8,ye-es407 ,p4,t43 ,yes1 a c[1 & "h's a picture ( a c[4 7,! class reg>d x ) blank indiff]5ce born ( famili>ity47 ,n[ ! c[ is a v useful animal3---- ,billy ,jones 7,amicus curi73 ,i se5 a ky[ ?is morn9' z ,i 0 com9'1 an' x 0 a bull3 & x run at a mon an' 'orn$ 'im ne>ly1 only 'ee got away--07pauses = want ( brea?74 ,p4,t4 7coldly73 ,t w d1 ,billy1 y mu/n't talk n[ till tea*] has done4 ,& x gives u milk4 ,:at little boy or girl _h milk = _! breakfa/ ?is morn+1 ,i wond]8 7,al>ums & excursions1 _m compet+ claims to h _h two moogs full47 ,yes1 & t came f ! c[4 ,:at has x got on its head8 ,horns1 yes4 ,& :at c x d ) its horns1 ,j5ny8 ,j5ny3 ,hike y]4 7i4 e4 toss y47 ,p4,t4 7mu* %ock$73 ,oh1 ,j5ny6 ,i told y nev] to say 8hike40 ,! c[ w\ld give y a great knock4 ,& h[ _m legs has x got8 ,my att5tion w&]s1 z if ,i 7 sitt+ "u a dull prea*]1 & 9 ! abs5ce ( mural tablets ,i /udy ! pictures & g5]al exhibits4 ,) joy ,i hail a read+ %eet = infants3 ,bill is n well4 ,he is ill at ! mill4 ,bid ,ann fill a c ( jam1 & get u a bit ( ham1 & we w g ) !m to him4 ,did ,bill sip ! jam8 ,oh yes1 he sat up 9 8 b$1 & did sip jam till 8 lips 7 r$4 ,he did n h a bit ( ham4 ,we sat ) ,bill till six1 & !n we set (f4 ,i inf] t ,bill succumb$ to ?is novel treatm5t at #e4ee1 & t !y fl$ 9 ha/e1 :5 !y 7 q sure1 y "k4 ,b ,i ?9k if !y _h giv5 him ! ham1 too1 he w\ld h gone (f quick]1 if t 0 all !y want$4 ,ov] ! fireplace is ! "t table = ! babies' class4 ,x is 8approv$ by me z satisfy+ ! ,consci5ce ,clause40 7,9 ^? days our control ov] "t tables w5t no fur!r47 ,! babies h two lessons a week1 ea* ( fifte5 m9utes1 on 8?read+ a ne$le40 ,i ?9k ! ,consci5ce ,clause might come 9 "h4 ,on ,friday aft]noon !y h a lesson on riddles6 ,& ,i nev] knew t6 8,:y does a mill] we> a :ite hat80 8,:5 is a door n a door80 ,= *ildr5 :o h gone ?r\gh a ye> ( ?is c\rse ( in/ruction1 includ+ ! c[1 ! camel1 & ! cat1 life has no fur!r t]rors1 & dea? comes z a happy release4 ,! c[ is ne>ly exhau/$4 8,& x has a v1 v long tongue1 & :5 x wants to get "s grass to eat1 x wraps its tongue r\nd ! grass1 & te>s x (f4 ,isn't t clev]8 ,yes1 ,sally1 y %all g home directly1 if y are a good girl40 ,! closure is appli$3 ! lesson ends1 & ! c[ 8w9ds sl[ly0 to its place on ! wall4 ,z ,i g1 ,i mutt] to myself ! old tag-- 8,claudite jam rivos1 pu]i1 sat prata bib]unt10#dj & x rem9ds me ( a famili> ,swiss sc5e4 ,! ,matt]horn1 ! ,zmutt glaci]1 & ! ,d5t ,blan*e make ! backgr\nd3 9 ! =egr\nd daddy ) a spade is div]t+ ! runnels to fe$ ano!r mead[1 & ,ana/asia1 ag$ sev51 is n embitt]+ life 9 ,/&>d ,i41 b sup]9t5ds ! prolong$ meal ( a te!r$ c[1 & at ! same "t 8m9ds0 ,s]aph9a & ,claud9us1 ag$ ?ree & f\r respectively1 :o sprawl cont5t$ly on ! ,alp1 & pull to pieces :at ,i call crocus1 & ! gods call ,col*icum ,alp9um4 ,!y toil n1 nor d !y ?read ne$les1 b !y "k a good deal ab\t a c[4 ,:]e is ,m>y8 8,oh6 ,m>y1 ,m>y1 q contrairy1 did y tell ^? babies any mortal ?+ ab\t ! c[ t !y didn't "k be=e !y came 980 8,well1 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley1 !re 0 t ab\t ! tongue40 8,m>y1 ,m>y1 did y ev] he> ( ! book--0 7,i pause1 try+ to rememb] ! details7-- 8,d y mean ! ,bible1 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley80 8,no1 ,m>y1 nor #8,brad%aw'3 ! book t conta9$ ?+s t are true & ?+s t are new3 b ! ?+s t are true are n new1 & ! ?+s t are new are n true80 ,m>y looks at me 9 utt] bewild]m5t4 ,i box h] pretty e>s1 pull h] pretty hair1 & dismiss h]1 q unrep5tant1 to h] d9n]4 ,! tea*] ( ! second class /&s :]e ,i left h]--8,griev+1 if aught inanimate e'er grieves40 ,%e ?9ks ,i 0 n pleas$ ) h] pres5tm5t ( ! camel4 ,i soo! h]1 & at t mom5t appe>s f ! end class-room a bright-ey$ little body1 ) a model1 & a pile ( lit]ature4 8,:y1 ,miss ,mir&a60 ,i exclaim1 8:]e h y be5 all ! morn+80 8,9 ! class-room ) ,/&>d ,i41 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley1 & y nev] came ne> my class40 ,h[ 0 ,i to "k t !re 0 a class 9 !re8 ,:at has %e got 9 h] h&s8 ,!re is a model ( a camel1 a sket* ( its int]nal arrangem5ts1 8,wood's ,natural ,hi/ory10 & r\gh notes ( ! lesson4 ,oh1 ,miss ,mir&a6 8,excell5t w5*6 ,p]dition cat* my s\l b ,i d----0 wi% !re 7 m tea*]s l y4 ,,footnotes3 #ci ,a sci5tific fri5d expla9s t ! ,manual treats only ( vegetable de/roy]s3 ! worble fly is ! pe/ ( ox54 #dj 8,%ut (f ! runnels n[1 lads2 ! mead[s h drunk en\gh40 ,,*apt] ,,xxvi ,,composition 8,an hone/ tale spe$s be/1 be+ pla9ly told40 ,k+ ,john4 ,9 ! d>k ages be=e 7ab\t7 #ahie "o ( ! subjects allott$ to ,/&>d ,v4 0 composition1 & ?is 0 fur!r expla9$ to be 8writ+ f memory ! sub/ance ( a %ort /ory read out twice40 ,x 0 a v useful ex]cise1 & _m ( my fri5ds w\ld be m valuable witnesses 9 a c\rt ( ju/ice1 & bett] company aft] d9n]1 if !y _h receiv$ ?is tra9+4 ,to be able to cat* ! po9t ( a /ory & repeat x accurately is a r>e accompli%m5t4 ,i rememb] an in/ance 9 po9t4 ,i 0 /ay+ ) a doctor1 a s*ool manag]2 & at d9n] ,i told him ! old /ory ( ,h4 ,j4 ,byron1 ,so!rn1 & ! great-coat4 ,he laugh$1 & made a m5tal note ( x = pr(essional use4 ,next day at lun* he told me t x _h br\ght him good fruit beyond expectation4 ,he _h call$ at ! ,hall1 & f9d+ ! daught]s ( ! h\se assembl$ 9 ! draw+-room1 aft] he _h se5 8 pati5t1 he _h told !m ! /ory ?us3 8,i he>d a good /ory la/ night4 ,h4 ,j4 ,byron1 y "k1 ! man t wrote ! plays1 0 go+ d[n ,reg5t ,/reet ! o!r day1 & met ,so!rn1 ! actor4 ,x 0 a v cold day1 & ,so!rn1 notic+ t ,byron 0 lightly clad1 exclaim$1 #8,:at a fell[ y are1 ,byron2 y nev] we> a great-coat4' #8,no1' said ,byron1 #8,i nev] 04' 8,!y all laugh$ consum$ly1 & 9 ! middle ( _! laught] a girl fri5d call$1 & ask$ :at 0 ! joke4 8#8,oh1' said "o1 #8su* a funny /ory ! ,doctor has j told u4 ,"l ,byron1 y "k1 t wrote ! poetry1 0 go+ d[n--:at /reet 0 x1 ,doctor8' 8#8,well1 x's immat]ial1 b x 0 ,reg5t ,/reet4' 8#8,oh1 ?anks1 yes2 & he met--:o 0 x8' 8#8,so!rn1 ! actor4' 8#8,( c\rse1 yes3' & s he said to ,so!rn1 #8y nev] we> a great coat2' s he said1 #8,no1 ,i nev] d4' 7,r5ew$ laught]47 8,! call] pond]$1 & !n rem>k$ t %e 0 awfully /upid1 b %e didn't see ! joke4 ,! n>rator pond]$ also1 & f9ally confess$1 #8,no m d ,i n[1 b we laugh$ v mu* :5 ! ,doctor told u4'0 ,i told ! :ole /ory to a fri5d1 & he suppli$ me ) a v>iant f a l[] /ratum ( society4 ,a ,lanca%ire man w5t ) a fri5d into a tailor's %op to buy a coat4 ,"o 0 produc$1 & ! pur*as] ask$ ! fri5d = 8 op9ion4 8,seems a bit %ort1 don't x80 said ! fri5d4 8,ah1 lad1 b x'll be long en\gh be=e ,i get ano!r40 ,?ree m9utes lat] a ?ird man f\nd ! fri5d 9 ! /reet1 /ill convuls$ ) laught]4 8,:y1 :at's to d80 he ask$4 ,! fri5d wip$ 8 eyes & took brea?3 8,eh1 x 7 ,jack ,rob9son3 he's a funny fell]4 ,ah w5t ) him into yon %op1 because he want$ an ov]coat1 d'ye see8 ,& !y br\ght him out "o1 & he tries x on & he says to me3 #8,h[ does x look1 ,bill8' he says4 #8,seems a bit %ort1 don't x8' says ,i4 #8,well1' he says1 #8x 'ull be a pretty "t a=e ,i get ano!r4'0 ,& ! fri5d 0 aga9 convuls$4 ,b ! ?ird man 0 indignant3 8,:y1 :ativ] 0 !] to laugh at80 ,! fri5d 8rubb$ an elongat$ =ehead ) a m$itative cuff03 8,ah reckon ah've got x a bit mix$10 he admitt$1 8b we laugh$ a good 'un at ?' toime40 ,a ?ird case may be quot$3 ,tw5ty or m ye>s ago !re 0 an inque/ t caus$ mu* excitem5t4 ,a man--let u call him ,mill]--di$ sudd5ly4 ,!re 0 a po/-mortem exam9ation1 & di/9ct traces ( antimony 7 f\nd4 ,! public dem&$ v5geance1 b soon cool$ d[n1 :5 x 0 disclos$ at ! enquiry t ! deceas$1 :e!r by mak+ or by sav+ money1 _h ha/$ to become ri*4 ,!re 0 a lun*eon p>ty at ! ,canon's h\se 9 ,norcet]1 & ! affaire ,mill] 0 discuss$4 ,among ! gue/s 0 old ,sir ,john ,surd1 :o1 be+ v deaf1 0 all[$ to h ,lady ,surd sitt+ next him4 ,! ,canon1 a well-kn[n humori/1 gave novelty to ! topic by rem>k+ h[ s+ul> x 0 t a man :o 0 s fond ( money %\ld h di$ ( anti-mony4 ,!re 0 laught]1 & ,sir ,john turn$ to 8 wife & privately ask$ = ! joke4 8,oh1 ,john10 %\t$ h] ,lady%ip1 8su* a funny ?+ ! ,canon has said4 ,mr4 ,mill]1 y "k1 ,john1 ,mill]--! ,inque/80 8,yes1 yes40 7,all conv]sation ceas$3 all eyes 7 turn$ on ! n>rator1 :o became flurri$47 8,mr4 ,mill]1 y "k4 ,well1 ! ,canon said h[ funny x 0 t--er--,mr4 ,mill] :o--er--0 s fond ( money1 ,,money1 y "k80 8,yes1 yes10 impati5tly4 7,! gue/s beg9 to smile1 & ,lady ,surd loses h] head & plunges47 8,s fond ( money1 %\ld h er--er--,,di$ ,,( ,,t>t> ,,emetic60 ,n[ if ^! imp]fect hi/orians _h be5 tra9$ 9 ,/&>d ,v4 ,i %\ld h lo/ ?ree /ories4 ,to meet ! requirem5ts ( ! ,code x 0 necess>y = s*ool tea*]s to h a /ock ( simple anecdotes1 & to ?is end publi%]s br\ght out collections ( /ories1 sometimes s]i\s1 moral1 improv+2 sometimes m or less humor\s2 b ne>ly always q unsuitable4 ,our *ildr5 h a v limit$ vocabul>y1 & ! long words & involv$ s5t5ces t occur 9 su* compilations completely bewild]$ !m4 ,or1 if by any *ance !re 0 a simpl] /ory1 x w\ld probably h only "o incid5t2 &1 be+ ( s elem5t>y a type1 w\ld be inadequate = ! latt] "p ( ! s*ool ye>1 :5 we expect$ two or m /ages 9 ! plot4 ,= in/ance3 7#a7 ,&rocles meets a lion 9 pa9 & removes a ?orn f 8 foot4 7#b7 ,! lion1 be+ invit$ to eat ,&rocles1 recognizes 8 b5efactor & decl9es ! meal4 ,b ,&rocles 0 n our /yle ( h]o4 ,an exp]i5c$ s*ool manag] once po9t$ out to me ! ne$ = educat+ ! faculty ( hum\r 9 *ildr54 8,look at old ,:ackem10 he said1 indicat+ ! ma/]1 8!re is no surgical op]ation t w\ld h any effect on t man's humor\s receptivity4 ,he ought to h be5 caught "y40 ,i bani%$ ,&rocles & ! l1 & collect$ ! /ories :i* ,m>k ,twa9 dislik$1 ! /ories ) 8a snap0 to !m3 ^! ,i put into simple ,engli%1 & !n tri$ to get ! class to f9d ! snap4 ,9 an old portfolio ,i f9d half a doz5 ( !m1 almo/ illegible ) age1 & !y br+ back memories ( mu* ( t 8unqu5*able laught]0 :i* ,i tri$ to tea* ,/&>d ,v4 to %>e ) ,olympus4 ,h[ popul> 0 8,! ,lady ,doctor06--%e :o 9 vol4 i4 took out ! pati5t's eye1 & put x on a table1 :ile %e 0 arrang+ b&ages4 ,b 7vol4 ii47 ! l&lady's cat ate ! eye1 ?9k+ x 0 its d9n]4 ,9 vol4 iii4 ! lady doctor kill$ ! cat1 took out its eye1 put x 9 ! unsuspect+ pati5t's head1 & s5t him away :ole4 8,b ! ungrateful pati5t compla9s t he is always look+ = mice1 & t ! sight ( a dog makes 8 hair /& on end40 ,m popul> /ill 0 ,boccaccio's /ory ( ! crane4 ,i believe x has appe>$ 9 all ! languages ( ,europe1 b n 9 s*ool anecdote books4 ,may ,i repeat x "h8 ,^? :o "k x h _! rem$y4 ,! orig9al1 :i* is slightly alt]$ = s*ool use1 is 9 ! ,decam]on1 ,,vi4 ,day1 ,,iv4 ,novel3 ,a di%one/ cook 0 "o day roa/+ a crane = h] ma/]'s supp]4 ,:5 x 0 done1 x look$ s nice t %e ?\ght %e mu/ j ta/e x1 & %e tore (f a leg & ate x4 ,:5 ! re/ ( ! bird 0 s]v$ up = supp]1 ! ma/] saw :at _h be5 done1 & angrily scold$ h] = tak+ ! leg4 8,oh1 ma/]10 %e said1 8^? birds h only "o leg40 8,only "o leg1 woman8 ,come ) me 9 ! morn+ to ! riv] bank1 & ,i w tea* y bett] ?an t40 ,s 9 ! morn+ !y w5t2 & !re 7 half a doz5 cranes1 ea* /&+1 z is ! way ( cranes1 on "o leg4 8,!re1 ma/]10 %e said1 8:at did ,i tell y8 only "o leg60 ,! ma/] clapp$ 8 h&s1 & said 8,%oo6 %oo60 & all ! birds put d[n ! o!r legs1 ran a few y>ds1 & flew away4 8,:at did ,i tell y80 he said1 8,two ,legs60 8,ah10 said %e1 8b if y'd h clapp$ y\r h&s & said ,%oo1 %oo1 at t crane la/ night1 maybe he'd h put d[n ano!r leg & fl[n away1 & y'd h lo/ y\r supp]40 ,! difficulty 0 ) ! girls4 ,9 a mix$ s*ool1 :ile ! boys 7 laugh+1 ! girls 9 ! same class w\ld be reflect+ t ! cook 8didn't ought to h took ! leg10 speculat+ also :e!r !y %\ld write 8cra90 l 8ra910 or 8creign0 l 8reign40 ,&rocles is _! man4 ,b ev5 ! boys fail$ me sometimes4 ,?is 0 notable 9 ! extreme case ( ! ,speculative ,maid & ! ,hamburg lott]y4 ,i told x to my be/ boys' s*ool ) mu* confid5ce3 8,!re 0 a lott]y 9 ,hamburg la/ ye>1 & ! fir/ prize 0 #a1jjj4 ,! tickets 7 sold 9 ! ,t[n ,hall1 & ! ,mayor 0 !re to see fair-play4 ,ab\t an h\r aft] !y began to sell1 a s]vant girl came 9 a great hurry & said %e want$ to buy ,no4 #bc4 ,!y told h] x 0 sold already4 ,%e cri$ s mu* t ! ,mayor ask$ :e!r ano!r ticket w\ldn't d z well3 %e c\ld h ,no4 #ba4 ,b %e said #8,no1' %e mu/ h #bc1 & no o!r4 ,! ,mayor 0 s sorry = h]1 t he s5t a cl]k to ! man :o b\ght ,no4 #bc1 & ask$ him to *ange x4 ,?is 0 done )\t any tr\ble1 & ! girl w5t away happy4 ,:5 ! lott]y 0 drawn1 ,no4 #bc won ! fir/ prize ( #a1jjj1 & ! ,mayor 0 s mu* surpris$ t he s5t = ! girl & ask$ h] :at made h] ?9k ( t numb]4 8,well10 %e said1 8x 0 ?is way3 ,i _h a dream t ,no4 #g won x2 & !n ,i dreamt aga9 t #g won2 & !n a ?ird "t ,i dreamt t #g won2 & ,i said to myself #8?ree sev5s is #bc1' & ,i came "h & got x40 ,& :5 ,i _h got to ! end1 ! :ole class rose def]5tially f _! seats1 & said1 8,?ree sev5s are #ba40 ,let me add two :olly irrelevant app5dices--app5dicitis is ! disease ( ! /ory-tell]3 ,fir/1 0 x ,huxley or ,tyndall1 :o1 aft] he>+ ?is1 said x 0 ! only dream /ory t ev] c>ri$ conviction to 8 m9d8 ,secondly1 ,i 0 told on ! highe/ au?ority t ! /ory is traditional 9 ! ,dean]y ( ,we/m9/]1 because x 0 told !re at ! d9n] table ( ,ar?ur ,p4 ,/anley2 ^: b5t 0 n sci5tific3 & :5 x came to an end1 all laugh$ except ! ,dean1 :o1 aft] "s ?\ght1 said he c\ld n see ! joke3 b1 aft] increas$ laught] ( ! o!rs1 haz>d$ ! surmise t 8p]haps ?ree times sev5 is n #bc80 ,?is irreceptivity caus$ me grave disquiet4 ,0 x possible t by dilig5t practice a *ild %\ld conv]t himself into a sort ( 8graph0 or 8phone10 capable ( reproduc+ a /ory ) absolute accuracy )\t intellig5t compreh5sion8 ,0 x n possible to sup]add a te/8 ,i tri$ ! exp]im5t ?us3 ! /ory 0 ( ! usual type1 & ,i told x to a l>ge mix$ class1 boys & girls3 8,a ,fr5* (fic]1 com+ into a w9e%op 9 ,p>is1 he>d an old soldi] boa/+ ( 8 battles1 8 w\nds & losses4 #8,i h lo/ my "r arm1' he said1 la/ly1 #8b x 0 = ,france & ! ,emp]or2 & = !m ,i w\ld gladly give ! o!r arm4' #8,t is all v f9e1' rem>k$ ! (fic]2 #8x is easy to boa/ :5 y are safe1 b if x came to ! real ?+1 x might be diff]5t4' ,! brave man rose f 8 seat1 drew 8 sword1 & cut (f ! o!r arm40 8,n[1 *ildr510 ,i conclud$1 8write t /ory1 & at ! bottom say :at is wrong ) x40 ,! be/ ( ! boys 7 already *uckl+3 o!r boys jo9$ 9 m sl[ly3 ev5 ! c>eworn tea*] ( ! class1 aft] />+ h>d at me = two or ?ree m9utes1 came up1 & confid5tially in=m$ me t he _h got x1 ?\gh at fir/ x seem$ a h>d ?+4 ,b ! girls sat dull-ey$ & res5tful ( ! novelty4 ,at ! end ( tw5ty m9utes !y _h reproduc$ ! /ory ^w = ^w2 & ! mo/ intellig5t ( !m _h app5d$ ! criticism1 8,x 0 v wrong ( ! man to cut (f ! arm :i* ,god _h giv5 him40 ,embold5$ by success1 ,i tri$ ano!r3 8,a ,bo] f>m] wi%$ to sell 8 cattle to a ,scot* deal]4 ,!y met at ! ne>e/ hotel & agre$ t ! price %\ld be #g #ajs4 a head3 !re 7 fifty ( !m1 &1 z ! ,bo] said he 0 no s*ol>1 ! ,scot*man made out ! bill2 #8fifty head ( cattle at #g #ajs41' he said1 #8j #cej1' & he gave ! f>m] a *eque = ! money1 & rode (f ) ! cattle4 ,b ! ,bo] did n feel q sure x 0 "r2 & :5 he got to ! next hotel1 he borr[$ a ,ready ,reckon]1 :i* %[$ t ! price %\ld h be5 #cge4 ,full ( fury1 he gallop$ aft] ! ,scot*man1 caught him up1 & *>g$ him ) *eat+4 8#8,eh1 man1' said ! rogue1 #8:at makes y ?9k x 0 #cge8' 8#8,i f\nd x 9 ! ,ready ,reckon] at ,smi?'s ,hotel1' said ! ,bo]4 8#8,pooh1 pooh1 man1' said ! o!r1 #8,i "k t ,reckon]3 x is la/ ye>'s4' 8,& ! ,bo] rode back cont5t4 8,!re is ! /ory4 ,write at ! end1 ,:at ! ,bo] ought to h said40 ,x 0 at ! end ( ! la/ c5tury t a philosoph] discov]$ t reproduc+ anecdotes 0 n educative3 x gave no play to ! imag9ation3 :at we want$ 0 orig9al ?\ght4 ,n[ ! /ories requir$ att5tion1 conc5tration1 accuracy1 & consid]able k ( ! laws ( composition2 & ! bett] c\rse w\ld h be5 to add :at requir$ orig9ality1 reta9+ :at requir$ accuracy4 ,b 9 education1 z 9 o!r ?+s1 x is ! man ( "o idea :o moves & gets 8 way4 ,my /ock ( /ories became wa/e pap]4 ,! se>* = orig9ality 0 too (t5 pursu$ 9 a rem>kable mann]4 ,no "o reads ,campbell n[1 & no boy c\ld retaliate ) ! l9es-- 8,= !re's no?+ orig9al 9 me ,except+ ,orig9al ,s940 b x 0 easy to (f] passive resi/ance1 & to let ! tea*] d ! orig9at+4 ,! latt] began by provid+ 8heads10 accompani$ ) copi\s comm5ts2 !n he suppli$ r\gh scribbl+-books1 9 :i* ! *ildr5 wrote _! crude attempts4 ,!n he wrote on ! blackbo>d a jejune essay1 :i* ! class copi$ v]batim into _! %[-books4 ,^! 7 (f]$ to u z ! fir/ fruits ( orig9al ?\ght4 ,occasionally we got ! real article1 & ,i treasure ! foll[+ essay 7fai?fully transcrib$ f ! ,,ms47 z #ah c>at gold3 ,my ,fav\rite ,h]o4 ,a good :ile ago ,i he>d ( a man call$ ,ar?ur ,wellesley4 ,8 fir/ s*ool he w5t too 0 9 ,france4 ,he 0 call$ ! ,duke ( ,well+ton4 ,he 0 a gr& speak]1 & spoke ab\t a great man nam$ ,napolean4 ,he 0 captur$ by ! ,romans & took to prison4 ,!y let him (f iff he w\ld n g back to ! ,britons4 ,well+ton 0 s5t to an isl& & he escap$ 9 a punt & w5t back to 8 own c\ntry4 ,!re he /ay$ = a long :ile :5 he di$4 ,he 0 a v /rong & heal?y man4 ,t is g5u9e4 ,! foll[+ ,essay ,i give z x 0 told to me1 )\t fur!r w>ranty4 ,a boy 0 told to write an essay on ! ,sev5 ,ages ( ,man4 ,n hav+ read ,z y l x1 he evolv$ ?is out ( 8 inn] consci\sness3 8,:5 he is "y1 he ?9ks ( ! bad ?+s he w d :5 he gr[s up3 ?is is ! age ( innoc5ce4 8,:5 he is gr[n up1 he does "s ( !m3 ?is is ! prime ( life4 8,:5 he is v old1 he is sorry = :at he has done3 ?is is dotage40 ,,*apt] ,,xxvii ,,ne$lework #8,domi mansit3 lanam fecit4'--,roman epitaph4 8,dome/ic ,economy & pla9 ne$lework40--,code4 8,x 0 ,i10 said ,dom9ie ,sampson1 8:o did educate ,miss ,lucy 9 all useful le>n+--albeit x 0 ! h\sekeep] :o did tea* h] ^? unpr(itable ex]cises ( hemm+ & %ap+40 ,! "q t occurs to ! pr(essional m9d1 is :e!r ,lucy ,b]tram's skill 9 pla9 ne$lework 0 really limit$ to hemm+1 :i* is ! "w allott$ to girls ( six or sev5 ye>s ( age2 or :e!r ! ,dom9ie 9 8 contemptu\s ignorance us$ ! t]m to include all v>ieties ( /it*es4 ,by 8%ap+10 ,i ?9k he meant :at we call 8cutt+ out40 ,t is high art1 & a few ye>s ago x 0 conf9$ to q ! upp] circles ( an ,elem5t>y ,s*ool4 ,if ,lucy really c\ld n g beyond hemm+1 ,i fe> %e w\ld h _h "s difficulty ) ! mat]ial :5 x 0 8%ap$03 unless1 inde$1 %e made only pocket-h&k]*iefs & t[els4 ,to be easily satisfi$ ) a l[ /&>d ( atta9m5ts 01 9 ! e/imation ( ,my ,lords1 a m>k ( ineffici5cy4 ,?is is a pity1 = ,lucy %>es ) ,rose ,bradw>d9e ! un5viable di/9ction ( be+ ! mo/ insipid ( ,scott's h]o9es1 & %e might h won great triumphs 9 ne$lework1 ev5 9 8div]s col\rs ( ne$lework on bo? sides40#da ,h] back-/it*+ %\ld h be5 a model ( neatness1 & h] flannel pat*es %\ld h drawn te>s ( admiration f ,h4,m4 ,inspector 9 ,dumfries%ire4 ,alas6 ! niceties ( nom5clature are already fad+ f my memory3 yet !re 0 a "t :5 ,i c\ld deceive ! v elect ) my sup]ficial j>gon4 ,be=e #ahgf ! inspection ( ne$lework 0 v simple4 ,t pla9 ne$lework--none ( y\r cro*et "w--%\ld be taught to all ! girls1 0 a condition prec$5t ( ! annual grant4 ,9 c\ntry s*ools !re 0 n mu* fe> ( neglect1 = ,mrs4 ,squire & ,mrs4 ,rector kept vigilant eyes on ?is bran* ( education1 & ! subscrib]s to ! s*ool funds (t5 got back "p ( ! value ( _! money by s5d+ _! h\sehold sew+ to be done 9 s*ool4 ,x 0 no unusual ?+ to f9d five aft]noons a week entirely devot$ to sew+4 8,!y tell me10 said "o ,lady ,b\ntiful1 8t ! girls 9 ,/&>d ,,vi4 le>n ,decimals6 ,n t ,i "k :at decimals are4 ,i ?9k !y %\ld le>n to sew1 don't y80 ,b ,i 8,dalli$ ) my gold5 *a9 ,&1 smil+1 put ! "q by40 ,on ! day ( inspection ! "w done 9 ! c\rse ( ! ye> 0 submitt$ to our judgm5t4 ,z a rule ! 8g>m5ts0 7 laid out on a long table2 alt]natively !y 7 dealt out to ! mak]s1 or to ^? :o 7 cr$it$ ) mak+ some?+4 ,x 0 our duty to g on 8visit+ r\nds0 among ! desks2 to pick up ! hateful ?+s1 to look wise2 &1 if possible1 to make an appropriate rem>k "h & !re4 ,?is 0 a t]rible ordeal2 = ea* girl reg>d$ h] "w z ! mo/ important output ( ! ye>1 & v few _h any suspicion t we lack$ k4 ,x happ5$ "o day t1 :ile ,i 0 ?us engag$1 my driv] got we>y ( wait+ = me 9 ! road ) 8 dogc>t1 & hail$ a little maid com+ out ( s*ool3 8,be ! g5tleman a-com+80 8,yes10 %e repli$1 8he's j a-look9' at our saw940 ,! driv] 0 a/oni%$3 8,:at8 dew he knaw ab\t saw91 !n80 8,i 'xpact10 said ! de> *ild1 8he knaw a little ab\t ev]y?9k40 ,x 0 a cruel judgm5t1 ?\gh k9dly meant3 if %e _h said 8a v little10 %e w\ld 7)9 limits7 h accurately describ$ our pret5sions2 ! duodecimo encyclopdia sort4 ,aft] "o ( ^! ordeals my assi/ant & ,i adj\rn$1 9 an unusually exhau/$ /ate1 to 8,! ,cr[n0 = lun*4 ,x 0 m>ket day1 & extra help _h be5 hir$ to meet ! dem&s ( ! f>m]s2 s t we 7 wait$ ^u by a /rang]1 :o began by ask+ :e!r "o ( u _h n be5 at 8our s*ool0 t morn+4 ,we plead$ guilty1 jo9tly & sev]ally4 8,my little gel10 %e w5t on to say1 8is wond]ful put out3 %e come back cry9' till %e's sick4 #8,! inspector come1' %e say1 #8& pick up my "w1 & he look at x1 #8,l>ks1' he say1 #8"h's a pill]-slip2' & oh1 "m1 x 0 my %immy1 z ,i'd took su* pa9s )3' & %e did cry ev] s40 ,my assi/ant behav$ %amefully3 he decl>$ ,i 0 ! culprit1 & he laugh$ till ! te>s ran d[n 8 *eeks4 ,b ,i 0 %ock$4 ,n = worlds w\ld ,i h _h x happ53 h[ 0 ,i to "k t ! fold$ up lump ( unblea*$ calico 0 a *emise & n a pill[-case8 & to ?is day ,i repudiate 8,lawks0 z an expletive4 ,i exhau/$ myself 9 apologies1 & !reaft] ,i 0 c>eful n to betray ignorance4 ,:at is a g>m5t8 ,cle>ly a 8we>m5t02 t :i* "o we>s4 ,%\ld x include pill[-cases1 t[els & du/]s8 ,cu/om said 8,yes10 & ! output ( pill[-slips--:i* 9 _! simplicity ( %ape & manufacture call$ = no special skill--always seem$ to me to be 9 excess ( ! possible dem&4 ,9 a s*ool ma9ta9$ by a b\ntiful ,e>l ,i notic$ t ! s*oolroom _h become ! workroom ( ! ,ca/le4 ,!re 0 a lib]al display ( h\sehold articles1 &1 :ile ! ?ird class _h suffic$ to hem & seam !m1 x _h be5 f\nd necess>y to employ ! fir/ class to m>k !m ) coronets4 ,?is 0 bad4 ,t5nyson w\ld c]ta9ly h rul$ t pla9 sew+ 0 8m ?an coronets40 ,b worse rema9$ beh9d4 ,! ,ca/le cle>ly _h n realis$ t ! :ole collection w\ld be exhibit$1 & !re 7 o!r ?+s1 :i*1 z ,miss ,griselda ,oldbuck w\ld say1 8x does n become a l$dy to p>ticul>eeze02 :i* ,h]odotus might h decl>$ x 8unlawful to m5tion02 & ! sight ( :i* w\ld h gorgoniz$ ! ,rector's wife1 if %e _h be5 pres5t4 ,all ?is 8und]we>0 ) ! coronett$ t[els 0 laid on ! table = our inspection4 ,x 0 v emb>rass+4 ,provid5tially ! ,ladies ,v]e de ,v]e did n att5d ! inspection4 ,allusion to ^! g>m5ts rem9ds me ( a case :]e grave misund]/&+ arose4 ,x 0 9 ! ye> #ahgf1 ,i suppose3 = x 0 9 t ye> t ! sy/em ( paym5t ( grant 0 alt]$4 ,if a s*ool *ose to pres5t itself = exam9ation 9 c]ta9 subjects1 :]e( ne$lework 0 "o1 !re 0 a grant ( #bs4 p] head--t is1 d\ble ! =m] grant--atta9able 9 case ( success4 ,b1 ?\gh ! special & ext5d$ exam9ation 0 optional1 ! tea*+ ( pla9 sew+ & ! display ( g>m5ts 7 /ill compulsory4 ,soon aft] ! *ange 9 ! ,code ,i 0 at--let u call x 8,layton0--s*ool1 ! manag] ( :i* 0 a valu$ fri5d ( m9e1 & an apo/le ( education2 = _m m]its e/eem$ ?r\gh\t ! c\nty4 ,at ! end ( ! ord9>y inspection ,i ask$ = ! g>m5ts4 ,! mi/ress1 ) app>5t surprise1 told me !re 7 none4 ,b1 9 accordance ) ! ,code1 ,i insi/$ on see+ "s z a condition ( ! grant3 ,i _h to c]tify some?+ 9 ! =mal report4 ,aft] "s delay %e produc$ a %irt1 & said t 0 all t 0 available4 ,i exam9$ & cross-exam9$ t %irt be=e lady manag]s & tea*]s1 &1 z ,i aft]w>ds rememb]$1 cov]$ myself ) disgrace by compla9+ t x _h no 8gusset0 some:]e3 x 0 po9t$ out to me 9 ! pla9e/ language1 t app>5tly ,i 0 n aw>e t a %irt might h ei!r a 8gusset10 or a 8yoke10 & ?is _h a yoke4 ,s we pat*$ up a peace & w5t to lun*1 oppressor & oppress$4 ,b 9 ! report ,i compla9$ ( ! scanty supply ( g>m5ts1 & "s correspond5ce foll[$4 ,x 0 n till "s days _h gone by t an explanation rea*$ me circuit\sly4 ,!re 7 g>m5ts 9 abundance1 b !y 7 n meet = ! male eye1 & !y 7 hidd5 away3 8',tis bett] to h sewn & hidd5 away ,?an nev] to h sewn at all40 ,!re are in/ances 9 ! ,classical ,diction>y ( males :o 7 ov]-curi\s3 ,i =get ! details1 b ,i rememb] t _! end 0 disa/r\s4 ,=tunately on ?is occasion ,i 0 innoc5t 9 int5tion & unsuccessful 9 action4 ,b ,i s5t ! ,rector ! foll[+ l9es1 & we made fri5ds aga93 ,*orus ( ,sp9/]s4 ,h y he>d ! sad news8 ,h[ !y've d>$ to abuse ,! sew+ our girls d at ,layton8 ,! man mu/ be worse ?an ,satan6 ,:at next8 ,no wond] ! ,p[ells are vex$4 ,!re's ! poor de> ,rector1 ,:o f$ ! ,inspector ,on 8 be/ ',?irty-f\r1 ,says he'll give him no m3 ,& ,miss ,lucy1 8 daught]1 ,says %e'd put him on bread & wat]3 ,& ,miss ,taylor1 ! mi/ress1 ,ov]:elm$ ) distress3 ,& pretty ,miss ,ball1 ,%e's worse ?an !m all1 ,& says 8,drat him10 ,%e'd l to get at him1 ,& %e's /rongly incl9$ ,to give him a bit ( h] m9d4 ,x's s l a man3 ,let him f9d1 if he c1 ,any *ildr5 s good at _! ne$les ,!y come pok+ & pry+1 ,set ! tea*]s all cry+1 ,& bully ! poor ?+s l beadles4 ,he's worse ?an a ,turk2 ,j look at our "w3 ,we h aprons & %irts1 ,& bodies & skirts1 ,& du/]s = infants to hem2 ,& sew+-on /r+s1 ,& a :ole heap ( ,,?+s-- ,b ( c\rse we c\ldn't %[ !m4 ,!re 7 two doz5 t[els ,we made = ! ,p[ells1 ,& t5 pairs ( /ays ,to be s5t to ! ,mays2 ,we d>n & we m5d1 ,& make ?+s )\t end ,= ! ,johnsons t live at ! ,lodge3 ,!re's f9e "w to be se5 ,t w\ld d = ! ,que51 ,& co>se ?+s m suit$ = ,hodge4 ,"o ?+ ,i mu/ own1 ,we c't h]r+bone1 ,b !y say x's no long] ! mode2 ,we've no flannel to %[1 ,& su* g>m5ts1 y "k1 ,z petticoats ar5't 9 8 ,code4 ,b we c make *emises2 ,we c knit muffeteeses1 ,or ! top ( a /ock+-- 7!y weep7 ,oh1 x's %ock+1 q %ock+3 ,& he comes to our s*ool1 ,& looks p]fectly cool1 ,:ile we're frett+ & fuss+1 ,& secretly cuss+1 ,& he says1 8,n[1 ,miss ,t41 ,i %\ld j l to see ,,:]e',s ,,y\r ,,sew+80 ,!re's no kn[+ ,! spite ( ^? t]rible m53 ,s l him to ask x3 ,& ,miss ,t4 br+s ! basket1 ,& takes (f ! cov]1 & !n-- ,mu* hurt1 ,%[s "o %irt4 ,& he says1 8,is t all8 ,& no gusset at all8 ,!re %\ld be "o "h30 7,oh1 ! ,,creature1 my de>47 ,!n he takes x up %amefully1 ,h&les x blamefully2 ,pulls x ab\t1 ,outside 91 inside out2 ,/icks 8 ?umbs ?r\gh ! cracks1 ,puts ,miss ,t4 9 a wax2 ,holds x up to ! light 7,z if he knew :at's "r71 ,& treats x s badly2 ,!n %akes 8 head sadly-- 7!y weep aga97 ,& ! ,?+s1 de>1 y "k1 ,t we really c't %[1 ,he pret5ds n to see1 ,& says1 8,really1 de-ah me60 ,& flops out ( s*ool 9 a huff4 ,z if "o %irt wasn't en\gh6 ,oh1 :at w become ( ! ,grant8 ,he surely won't d>e--no1 he c't-- ,to f9e u3 x w\ldn't be fair3 ,b if he %\ld try1 ,i decl>e1 ,we h made up our m9ds1 & we mean1 ,to take all ^? ,,?+s to ! ,,que51 ,& ask h] op9ion1 ,& :e!r h] ,,m9ion ,is to trample on wom5 l ?is3 ,& if %e'll be pleas$ to dismiss ,h] bold-fac$ ,inspector1 ,:o be>d$ our ,rector1 ,& says we c't sew1 ,:5 we only c't %ew6 ,x 0 said t ! simple inspection ( g>m5ts 0 n always s simple z ! inspector4 ,a lady manag] ( a c\ntry s*ool told me h[ 9 primitive times ! dame :o taught sew+ 9 h] p>i% _h annually beguil$ my remote pr$ecessor4 ,e ye> at ! end ( ! exam9ation he call$ = ! g>m5ts1 & e ye> %e h&$ him a %irt3 e ye> he exam9$ x ) c>e1 & e ye> he prais$ x 9 ! report on ! s*ool4 8,&1 ,mr4 ,kynn]sley10 %e add$1 8x 0 always ! same %irt1 &1 to beg9 )1 x 0 n made 9 ! s*ool at all1 b by a woman 9 ! village40 ,!re are "s :o 8?r\gh fai? h obta9$ a good report10 b 9 ?is case ! fai? 0 on ! report]'s side4 ,conceive ! greatness ( ! fraud1 & ! dep? ( ,h4,m4,i4's ignorance6 = ei!r ! %irt mu/ h gr[n yell[ ) age1 or x mu/ h be5 wa%$ annually3 & wa%$ g>m5ts 7 =bidd5 exhibits4#db ,z ye>s w5t on1 "o grew m skilful 9 criticism4 ,by pa9ful exp]i5ce "o le>nt to avoid c]ta9 pitfalls2 = ! old-fa%ion$ dames :o taught sew+ 7 v outspok5 9 _! comm5ts4 8,yew g5tlem5 don't knaw naw?9 ab\t x3 !t a9't ! "r way f> tew try x10 said "o ( ^! beldames to me1 :5 ,i te/$ ! /r5g? ( a d>n$ /ock+ by putt+ my f+]s ?r\gh ! d>n$ places4 ,%e turn$ on my assi/ant1 :o 0 gaz+ ) an air ( pr(\nd wisdom at "s ma/]piece1 8,!t's ! wrong side f> tew luke at10 & %e turn$ x r\nd1 9 spite ( 8 prompt ass]tion t he always lik$ to see bo? sides4 ,at ano!r s*ool1 :]e ,mrs4 ,squire 0 deeply int]e/$ 9 ! sew+1 ,i _h basely retreat$ into ! class-room1 :ile my excell5t assi/ant ( t p]iod 0 comm5t+ freely on ! "w4 ,to my dismay ! de> old lady came to me 9 a /ate midway betwe5 *ok+ mir? & gnaw+ indignation4 8,really1 x is too ridicul\s10 %e said at la/1 8to see y g5tlem5 pret5d+ to judge ( ne$lework3 !re is ,mr4 ,pluckham1 doesn't "k ! diff]5ce betwe5 fea!r-/it* & h]r+-bone40 ,i _h nev] he>d ( fea!r-/it*1 b ,i took ! e>lie/ opportunity ( mak+ its acqua9tance4 ,i h already allud$ to ! *ange 9 ! ,code1 :i* made ! full grant = sew+ dep5d *iefly on ! m]it ( ! "w done be=e our eyes4 ,!re 0 a li/ ( appropriate ex]cises1 & to ea* girl 0 allott$ "o ( ^!1 to be complet$ 9 a giv5 "t4 ,?is 0 ! dea? knell ( ! old sew+ mi/resses4 ,!y c\ld n tea* a class1 ?\gh !y 7 (t5 v successful ) individuals1 & n[ grants 7 9 dang]4 ,! exig5cy ( ! h\r requir$ new tricks to impose on ! unsuspect+ inspector4 ,x happ5$ "o day t ,i _h tak5 away ) me ! work$ specim5s--fragm5ts ( l951 calico1 & flannel ab\t ?ree or f\r in*es squ>e1 %[+ v>i\s /it*es--& ask$ a skill$ ne$lewoman to give me h] op9ion4 ,%e laugh$ me to scorn3 x 0 ma*9e "w4 ,i laugh$ h] to scorn3 ,i 0 n s easily tak5 93 ,i _h se5 ! "w done be=e my eyes 9 ! ,bo>d ,s*ool2 !re 0 no ma*9e 9 ! room4 ,! reply 01 t :at ,i saw work$ 9 s*ool 0 n :at ,i br\ght away4 ,we diff]$1 & ! full grant 0 paid4 ,"s ye>s aft]w>ds my eyes 7 op5$4 ,a lady :o took mu* int]e/ 9 ! girls' sew+1 & ) :om ,i _h annual & delightful enc\nt]s1 taunt$ me & ! male sex g5]ally ) our incapacity to judge ( ne$lework1 & also ) our hopeless gullibility4 ,!re 0 a s*ool1 %e said--b no?+ %\ld induce h] to reveal ! "n--:]e ! mi/ress did all ! specim5s :i* ,i ?\ght 7 work$ by ! girls1 & ^! 7 clev]ly palm$ (f on me 9 sub/itution = ! pat*es1 c41 on :i* ,i _h se5 ! *ildr5 engag$4 ,i ask$ no que/ions1 b my colleague & ,i1 z we w5t home1 ran ov] 9 our m9ds ! s*ools )9 a conv5i5t radius4 ,!re 0 only "o ( d\btful "*1 & ?i!r my colleague w5t next mon? 9 ! ord9>y c\rse4 ,! girls _h _! sew+ giv5 out1 & ! "w 0 go+ on 9 ! usual way1 :5 sudd5ly he notic$ t ea* girl _h a "w-bag ti$ r\nd h] wai/1 & 8 suspicions 7 ar\s$4 8,:at is 9 ! bags80 8,oh1 no?+3 j ! usual sew+ mat]ials40 ,he exam9$ sev]al3 ,m>y's bag conta9$ a flannel pat* complete3 ,jane _h a neat piece ( back-/it*+3 ,susan _h a button-hole complete3 ,h>riet _h s _m r[s ( knitt+4 ,he report$ to me4 ,!n ,i saw x all4 ,t old /ory ( ! ,bo>d ,s*ool came back to m9d3 ! "w 0 ma*9$1 & ! girls1 or ! tea*]s--let u hope t ! tea*]s did n make ! girls p>ties to ! fraud--_h 8palm$ x0 ) a little sleight ( h&1 & p]haps a little appropriate 8patt]40 ,b su* cases mu/ h be5 r>e2 :]eas 9 ! days ( exhibit$ g>m5ts1 detection be+ almo/ impossible1 any?+ may h be5 done4 ,9 "o l>ge t[n x 0 rum\r$ t !re 0 a dept :i* l5t out on hire g>m5ts = ! day ( inspection4 ,?is may be reg>d$ z evid5ce n s mu* ( :at 0 done1 z ( :at 0 possible4 ,x is c]ta9 t 9 "s o!r s*ools ! be/ girls made all ! g>m5ts1 & ! "w ( ! ineffici5t 0 suppress$4 ,:5 ! ,code made fraud too easy1 ,i blam$ ! ,code4 ,9 ^? days e pupil-tea*]1 & e woman sitt+ = a c]tificate1 _h to pres5t to ! ,inspector a g>m5t z evid5ce ( h] skill z a ne$lewoman3 & on ?is %e got m>ks :i* c\nt$ = ! exam9ation4 ,!re 0 no?+ on e>? to %[ t ! pres5t] ( ! g>m5t _h made x1 & ( c\rse "o c\ld n ask que/ions4 8,i am surpris$ t ,m>y ,jane has fail$10 said a s*oolmi/ress ( my acqua9tance1 8%e wasn't t bad at sums1 & x wasn't = h] ne$lework1 = ,i did t myself40 ,oh1 ,adam6 ,:5 we rememb] t he _h no "o to associate ) b ,eve1 we cease to wond] t 8 moral s5se weak5$4 8,%e gave me ( ! tree40 ,"o m rem9isc5ce4 ,lady manag]s (t5 w\ld say to me1 8,:y don't ! girls le>n to sew8 ,!y come "h z s]vants1 aft] hav+ be5 9 ! s*ool = ye>s1 & !y c't d a ?+80 ,i he>d ?is repeat$ = ye>s1 & c\ld n reply4 ,nor inde$ did ,i pay mu* he$3 lady manag]s 7 always on ! w>pa?4 ,b "o day ,i m5tion$ ! gravam5 to a colleague1 & ask$ h[ he expla9$ ?is failure ( our sy/em ( education4 8,pooh1 pooh10 he repli$1 8did y ev] he> ( ! monkeys on ! ,we/ ,coa/ ( ,africa1 or some:]e1 :o1 accord+ to ! natives1 c\ld talk if !y lik$1 b !y won't1 because1 if !y did1 !y w\ld h to "w8 ,t is :at is ! matt] ) our girls4 ,!y g out to s]vice1 & if !y confess t !y c sew1 !y are put on to d all ! h\sehold sew+1 besides _! regul> "w3 s !y pret5d !y are useless & ! #8missus' gets a ma*9e40 ,x may be s3 x is only m>ri$ m5 :o are 9 a position to reveal ! secret work+s ( dome/ic life4 8,:5 y're a m>ri$ man10 said ,mr4 ,well]1 8y'll und]/& a good _m ?+s z y don't und]/& n[0--,i comm5d ! re/ ( 8 pr(\nd utt]ance to ! att5tion ( ! read]4 ,x occurs 9 ,*apt] ,,xxvii4 ( ,pickwick4#dc ,,footnotes3 #da ,?is =m ( d\ble tape/ry mu/ h be5 difficult ( execution4 ,h[ did !y hide ! /it*es on #8! wrong side'8 #db ,because to "w cleanly c\nts = m]it1 & wa%+ pre-supposes dirt4 #dc 8,b ve!r x's wor? :ile go9' ?r\gh s mu*1 to le>n s little1 z ! *>ity-boy said v5 he got to ! end ( ! alphabet1 is a matt] o' ta/e4 ,i ray!r ?9k x isn't40 ,,*apt] ,,xxviii ,,upheaval 8,bless !e1 ,bottom1 bless !e1 ?\ art translat$40 ,midsumm] ,night's ,dream4 ,9 #aijb came ,mr4 ,balf\r's great ,education ,act1 putt+ ! :ole control ( all ,public ,elem5t>y ,s*ools 7exceptis rebus div9is1 9 ,baconian phrase7 into ! h&s ( ! local au?orities4 ,?is alt]$ ! :ole ma*9]y ( inspection4 ,hi!rto our di/ricts _h be5 limit$ by ! b\nd>ies ( l>ge bor\ghs1 or ( poor law unions1 ?\gh we _h no?+ to d ) corporations1 or gu>dians4 ,n[1 if ,i might borr[ ! words ( ,fr\de 9 ! purple/ ( 8 purple pat*es1 8! pa?s trodd5 by ! foot/eps ( ages 7 brok5 up40 ,h5ce=? our little doma9s 7 to be co-ext5sive ) a c\nty1 or ) "o or m l>ge t[ns4 ,a new ,secret>y to ! ,bo>d ( ,education 0 appo9t$1 8) fe> ( *ange p]plex+ 7our7 mon>*'s0 inspectors4 ,:]e is my ,rav5%oe8 8,:5 ! head ( a great family dies1 relations are *ang$ entirely betwe5 "s score or two ( p]sons4 ,! dog ( to-day is n ! dog ( ye/]day4444 ,p]haps ev5 ! old h\nd wond]s :e!r he is to keep 8 old place by ! fire or no2 & y\ng] bro!rs bite _! nails1 & wond]1 too1 ab\t _m ?+s40 ,t[>ds ! end ( ! ye> ,i1 among o!rs1 0 summon$ to ! ,(fice & _h my int]view4 ,9 a few days came ! ann\ncem5t t ,i 0 appo9t$ to ! c>e ( ,man*e/]1 & at ! same "t to ! ,*ief ,inspector%ip ( ! ,nor?-,we/]n ,division4 ,! local pap]1 :i* report$ ! *ange to a disconsolate city1 decl>$ 9 picturesque language t ,i 0 to rule f ! ,m]sey to ! ,solway1 & f ! ,p5n9e ,range to ! ,calf ( ,man4 ,9 o!r words1 ! ,division includ$ ,lanca%ire1 ,cumb]l&1 ,we/morl&1 & ! ,isle ( ,man4 ,!re 7 advantages & disadvantages1 ) :i* ,i ne$ n tr\ble ! read]4 ,:5 ,bi%op ,/ubbs 0 mov$ f ,*e/] to ,ox=d1 he said1 ) 8 accu/om$ hum\r1 t1 8l ,hom]1 he suff]$ f translation40 ,:at %\ld ,i lose or ga9 f my translation8 ,i soliloquis$ = a :ile1 l ,hamlet1 :e!r to be> ^? ills ,i _h1 or fly to o!rs t ,i knew n (2 b1 unlike ,hamlet1 ,i *ose ! latt]1 because1 9 any case1 x c\ld n be = m ?an f\r ye>s1 :]eas ,hamlet contemplat$ a consid]ably long] /ay 9 8 undiscov]$ b\rne4 ,i did myself ! hon\r to accept1 & assum$ *>ge ( ! *ildr5 ( #fjj1jjj p 9 ! di/rict1 & ( ab\t #e1jjj1jjj 9 ! ,division4 ,9 a few mon?s ,cumb]l& & ,we/morl& 71 to my great regret1 tak5 f me1 & ,*e%ire1 m conv5i5t b less beautiful1 0 sub/itut$4 ,! ,division !n consi/$ ( ! two ,c\nties ,palat9e#dd & ! ,isle ( ,man4 ,!re 0 a /aff ( ab\t =ty-five inspectors & sub-inspectors1 ^: diurnal & annual revolutions ,i 0 suppos$ to ov]see4 ,at ! "t ( ?is alt]ation ,i also ex*ang$ ! title ( ,*ief ,inspector = t ( ,divisional ,inspector4 ,! sub/itution ( five syllables = "o is always to be deprecat$1 b t 0 ! limit ( my injury4 ,:at are ! duties ( a ,s5ior1 or ,*ief1 or ,divisional ,inspector8 7,i h liv$ to see ! ?ree dyna/ies47 ,x is difficult to sum !m up concisely4 ,! pr(essional read] kn[s !m already3 ! unpr(essional read] w\ld n be int]e/$4 ,briefly ,i may say1 t he has to see t ! ,di/rict ,inspectors & _! /aff d _! "w1 & ma9ta9 ! requisite /&>d ( education2 he has to advise ! /aff 9 all cases ( difficulty2 he has to hold enquiries 9 cases ( dispute betwe5 ! ,di/rict ,inspector & ! local au?ority4 ,also he has to att5d conf]5ces at ! ,(fice1 & to advise ! ,bo>d 8be=e any important *ange is made40 ,la/ly1 he _h 9 alt]nate ye>s to compile a ,blue ,book report on ! /ate ( education 9 ! ,division4 ,i may say at once t ! two la/ duties gave me little or no tr\ble4 ,:5 ,i resign$1 !re _h be5 no conf]5ce = eighte5 mon?s1 & no divisional reports h be5 requir$ = five ye>s4 ,i _c say t ! conf]5ces 7 pr(itable to ! nation3 9 fact1 s f> z ,i rememb]1 !y 7 *iefly conf9$ to que/ions ( (ficial organisation2 b !y gave "o a conv5i5t opportunity ( meet+ old colleagues at ! exp5se ( ! ,consolidat$ ,fund4 ,! ,blue ,book report--if ,i may quote ,mr4 ,curdle#de--8;z an exquisite embodim5t ( ! 7,inspector's7 visions1 & a realisation ( human intellectuality1 gild+ ) refulg5t light our dreamy mom5ts1 & lay+ op5 a new & magic _w be=e ! m5tal eye1 is gone1 p]fectly gone40 ,i _c say :e!r ! ,bo>d suspect$ t no "o read ! reports2 or :e!r 9 its positively ,russian dread ( individual op9ion1 x dislik$ ! appe>ance 9 pr9t ( su* crude ideas z might survive a triple c5sor%ip4 ,s long z ,i 0 n ask$ to compile ! hateful ?+1 ,i 0 cont5t4 ,! mo/ important duty ( ! ,divisional ,*ief has be5 =gott54 ,x 0 to preside ov] an annual conf]5ce ( 8 suffragans1 :i* began ) discussion ( educational topics ( pres5t int]e/1 & end$ ) lun*4 ,i %all always reta9 pleasant recollections ( ^? spr+ meet+s at ,d]by1 :5 ,i sat at ! hospitable bo>d ( my good old *ief1 ,mr4 ,bl&=d1 & 8 successors1 & ,i did my be/ to c>ry on ! tradition at ,man*e/]4 ,z = ! 8topics10 !y s]v$ _! turn4 ,!n ! 8ag5da pap]0 evolv$ ! m5u4 ,x is obvi\s t an (ficial :o dis*>g$ ^! duties effici5tly w\ld be v valuable2 & ! ,royal ,commission1 :i* enquir$ into ,civil ,s]vice organisation1 propos$#df to assi/ him by reliev+ him ( 8 8small0 di/rict "w2 7,,small1 !y said674 ,s f> f foll[+ ?is sugge/ion1 ! ,bo>d h /eadily increas$ ! local "w by enl>g+ ! areas & dim9i%+ ! subord9ate /aff2 s t 9 my la/ half ye>1 :5 ! di/rict population _h increas$ to #hhj1jjj1 ?\gh ,i _h a spl5did /aff 9 numb] & 9 effici5cy1 ,i f\nd my "t & en]gies entirely absorb$ by local claims4 ,=tunately1 ! ,division c\ld boa/ an admirable body ( ,di/rict ,inspectors1 & appeals & enquiries 7 exce$+ly r>e4 ,i gave myself up to ,man*e/] & ,sal=d4 ,hi!rto ,i _h reg>d$ ,man*e/] z ! place :]e "o *ang$ tra9s if "o want$ to g f ,*e/] to ,york4 ,! ,london & ,nor? ,we/]n ?\ghtfully arranges an int]val ( an h\r or m1 & !re is "t to /roll into ! t[n4 ,!re is a riv] m gloomy ?an ! ,/yx1 m f\l ?an ! ,pegnitz ( ,nuremb]g1 or a back canal ( ,v5ice at l[ wat]4 ,beyond t is a ca!dral1 smoke-begrim$ outside1 fill$ ) an imp5etrable gloom inside4 ,beyond ! ca!dral ,i _h nev] v5tur$1 = x usually ra9s1 & !re is an (t recurr5t fog4 ,9 ?is t[n ,i 0 to sp5d f\r ye>s1 if ,i surviv$4 ,:5 y h realis$ ! ra9 & ! fog1 & ! smoke1 y beg9 to grasp ! ceaseless upro> ( traffic4 ,!re are electric trams scream+1 & :irr+1 & clang+1 & cra%+4 ,!re are lorries1 *iefly lad5 ) m9]al-wat] bottles1 :i* make a specially irritat+ rattle1 & j>4 ,!re are drays groan+ "u ! weight ( huge bales ( calico4 ,& ev]y:]e !re is /one pavem5t2 granite setts1 t multiply1 & int5sify ! clang+ & cra%+ & groan+4 ,& ?is granite pav+ is n conf9$ to ! ma9 ?or\ghf>es1 :]e ! we> & te> ( traffic might almo/ ju/ify a pov]ty-/rick5 corporation 9 its selection2 might at lea/ r$uce ! *>ge ( sleep-murd] to culpable somnicide3 x ext5ds ov] ! :ole t[n4 ,a few1 a v few fav\r$ spots h a %ort /ret* ( wood5 pavem5t3 ev]y:]e else1 ev5 9 ! mo/ remote side /reet ( a back qu>t]1 !re is granite4 ,?is does n /rike a ,man*e/] man z be+ objectionable4 ,h[ c\ld x d s8 ,:5 ! ,romans built ,mancunium !y laid d[n a /one-pav$ road1 & ! roads 9 ,man*e/] h ev] s9ce be5 /one-pav$1 & :at ,man*e/] has always done is "r4 ,!y ev5 build s*ools on ! edges ( ^! 8/ony griefs02 & :ile ,i 0 !re1 ,i us$ to wat* day by day ! gradual rise ( an enorm\s hospital b\nd$ by "o ( ! noisie/ ( ma9 ?or\ghf>es4 ,t 0 n my bus9ess1 b ! s*ools 7 my bus9ess1 & ,i nev] ceas$ to prote/ aga9/ ! tortures inflict$ on tea*]s & *ildr5 9 ^? places4 ,my p>ticul> bugbe> 0 a ,bo>d ,s*ool 9 ! ,p&emonium ,road1 a /ill noisi] /reet ?an ! "o *os5 = ! hospital pati5ts4 ,dur+ s*ool h\rs !re is seldom a lull 9 ! inf]nal d94 ,& !re 0 no conceivable reason :y ! s*ool %\ld n h be5 built at ! back1 except t ! ,s*ool ,bo>d want$ to %9e be=e m51 & to all[ ! pass]-by to see ! magnific5ce ( a ,man*e/] ,bo>d ,s*ool4 ,! noise ( ! /reet 0 s ov]:elm+1 t arrangem5ts 7 made to "w ! s*ool 9 8%ifts10 ea* class tak+ "o mon? ( noise 9 a class-room fac+ ! /reet1 & a mon? ( comp>ative quiet on ! opposite side ( ! build+4 ,on ! noisy side y might see ! tea*]s1 ) c>eworn faces & out/ret*$ necks1 /riv+ to make _! voices cut ?r\gh ! cross waves ( s\nd2 & y w\ld see ! *ildr51 ) knitt$ br[s & op5 m\?s1 /ra9+ _! e>s to cat* :at 0 said1 & at times %ak+ _! heads 9 despair1 & s9k+ back into _! seats ) resignation1 z :o %\ld say1 8,i h done my be/1 b aft] all x is y\r look-out m ?an m9e40 ,!re 7 two o!r s*ools1 bo? ,bo>d 7or ,c\ncil7 s*ools1 9 ! same plight3 _m 7 b slightly less torm5t$4 ,"s _h be5 plant$ 9 remote /reets1 & ! electric tram l9es _h brok5 9 on _! retirem5t1 n only de/roy+ _! peace1 b ?reat5+ ! *ildr5 ) dismemb]m5t4 ,! obvi\s rem$y 0 wood pavem5t outside ! s*ools4 ,?is 0 conc$$ to *ur*es & *apels1 t 7 op5 two or ?ree times on ,sundays1 & once or twice 9 ! week3 b s*ools1 t 7 at "w = five h\rs & a half five days a week1 & :]e x 0 important t "o %\ld he> :at 0 said1 7 d5i$ s mu* relief4 ,remon/rance 0 9 va94 ,! inord9ate self-satisfaction ( ,man*e/] 0 nev] m app>5t ?an 9 ?is in/ance3 8,j look at our traffic40 ,_! traffic6 ,if !y c\ld only see ,ox=d ,/reet1 or ! ,/r&1 & take ! evid5ce ( m5 :o rememb]$ ! old granite pavem5t !re6 ,noise 0 n ! wor/ ( _! (f5ces4 ,_m ( ! s*ool build+s1 *ur*1 *apel1 ,roman ,ca?olic1 & bo>d1 7 incr$ibly bad4 ,9 a note-book ,i h a record ( my la/ visit to ,hewitt ,/reet ,c\ncil ,s*ool1 on a ,novemb] aft]noon 9 a ?ick yell[ fog4 ,"o hundr$ & =ty-?ree boys 9 f\r classes 7 be+ taught 9 a l>ge hall3 ! w9d[s 7 %ut to keep out ! fog1 & f eighty to a hundr$ gas-jets 7 add+ pollution to ! poison$ air3 ?irty-two m boys 7 /ruggl+ = exi/5ce 9 a small & vilely-light$ classroom4 ,bo? rooms 7 on ! second floor3 on ! gr\nd floor india-rubb] 0 /or$3 on ! fir/ floor !re 0 calico3 !re 0 only "o /aircase4 ,if a fire _h brok5 out on ei!r ( ! two l[] floors1 h>dly a *ild c\ld h escap$2 = ! ?ick smoke m\nt+ upw>ds w\ld h prov$ z deadly z fire-damp4 ,aft] ?is x is h>dly wor? not+ t !re 0 n a foot ( playgr\nd2 ! boys play$ 9 ! /reet4 ,& ?is1 rememb]1 0 ?irty-five ye>s aft] ! =mation ( ! fir/ ,s*ool ,bo>d = ,man*e/]4 ,two ye>s lat]1 9 #aijg1 ! s*ool 0 clos$4 ,d n suppose t ^! horrors 7 conf9$ to ,man*e/]2 _m less important t[ns 9 ! di/rict might plead t !y _h _! /&>ds ( com=t & dec5cy l[]$ by ! example ( _! capital4 ,!re is a range ( hills runn+ f ! ,scot* bord] to ! ,peak1 kn[n to geography book writ]s 7b n locally7 z ! ,p5n9e ,range4 ,on ! we/ side ( ?is range lay my division1 & f ,pre/on to ,congleton !re 0 a succession ( l>ge manufactur+ t[ns1 diff]+ f "o ano!r 9 "s respects1 b agree+ 9 _! notions ( s*ool build+4 ,! root idea 0 a l>ge ma9 room1 hav+1 if possible1 a rais$ plat=m1 or das1 at "o end1 & sev]al small classrooms4 ,! ma9 room %\ld be f ?irty-f\r to =ty feet wide3 x w\ld be admirably adapt$ = ,sunday s*ool1 & ! sup]9t5d5t %\ld sit on ! plat=m to direct ! /orm4 ,! classrooms w\ld hold f tw5ty to ?irty *ildr5 on ! eight squ>e feet all[ance ( ! ,education ,dep>tm5t3 ! walls might be l9$ ) cupbo>ds to hold ! crock]y = tea p>ties1 & ! assort$ lit]ature ( ! ,b& ( ,hope & o!r societies2 also ! ,b& ( ,hope's big drum1 & ! huge tea-urns4 ,! societies w\ld meet 9 ! ma9 room1 & ! be/ classroom w\ld s]ve = ! committee to assemble 94 ,!re w\ld be no cloak-room1 & no wa%+-room4 ,incid5tally ! rooms w\ld be us$ = day-s*ool purposes3 9 ?is way ! repairs ( ! fabric1 & a good deal ( ! gas & coal bills1 & clean+ exp5ses w\ld be provid$ =2 & if a really en]getic s*oolma/] c\ld be f\nd to f>m ! s*ool1 he w\ld c]ta9ly relieve ! manag]s ( any f9ancial liability1 & might ev5 be induc$ to pay a com=table r5t1 !reby /r5g!n+ ! ,cause4 ,a v conv5i5t addition to ! s*eme 0 to build ! s*ool und]nea? a *apel1 m or less 9 a basem5t--?is economis$ space4 ,= "s ye>s ! plan work$ well4 ,!n tr\ble arose1 z new inspectors arose1 & prop\nd$ />tl+ !ories ( heal? & com=t4 ,"s m5 w5t s f> z to ass]t t a s*oolroom #cd feet wide1 ) f\r r[s ( desks on ei!r side ( a c5tral gangway--8d\ble-bank$0 is ! te*nical "n--0 intol]ably noisy3 & t classrooms1 :i*1 ev5 if cle>$ ( ! cupbo>ds1 & tea-urns1 held only tw5ty-five *ildr51 7 insanit>y :5 sixty-five 7 black-hol$ 9 !m4 ,b ! manag]s 7 v p[]ful1 & ! s*ool-f>m]s 7l9eal desc5dants ( ! ,syrian publicani7 comm&$ _m votes4 ,lanca%ire & ,*e%ire ,m4,p4's wrote private lett]s to ! ,vice-,presid5t d5\nc+ ! misplac$ zeal ( ! ,inspector3 or !y call$ at ! ,(fice & talk$ to ! ,secret>y4 ,all ! p[]s ( ob/ruction 7 us$4 ,! ,roman ,ca?olics kept an ,ar*bi%op1 a ,duke1 & an ,e>l 9 read9ess3 8,) belt$ sword & spur on heel ,!y quitt$ n _! h>ness bright1 ,nei!r by day1 nor yet by night10 & ! ,wesleyans _h _! d\ghty *ampion at ! ,we/m9/] ,tra9+ ,college1 :o 8,c>v$ at ! meal ,) gloves ( /eel1 ,& he drank ! r$ w9e ?r\gh ! helmet b>r$40 ,^! flock$ to ! ,(fice1 & ! ,secret>y = ! "t be+ ?rew all 8 *ildr5 to ! wolves1 on condition t ! wolves w5t away4 ,d y call ?is exagg]ation8 ,well1 ,i w n insi/ on ! b>r$ helmet2 & ! 8r$ w9e0 may h be5 toa/ & wat]4 ,b = ! re/1 ! /ory is true 9 ess5tials4 ,9 #aijc ,i 0 tak5 by a colleague to a ,wesleyan s*ool 9 "o ( ! cotton t[ns1 & 0 %[n ! build+s :i*1 9 a =m] ye>1 ,mundella1 :5 ,vice-,presid5t ( ! ,dep>tm5t1 _h d5\nc$ to ! manag]s3 he _h add$ ! (f5sive rem>k1 9 ! pres5ce ( ! ,di/rict ,inspector1 t he 8c\ld n und]/& h[ ,h4,m4 ,inspector all[$ su* a build+ to be recognis$40 ,t (ficial placidly murmur$1 8,i w tell y ab\t t d[n/airs10 & :5 !y 7 outside1 he said1 8,i h done all ,i c\ld to get ! place %ut up1 b y\r ,(fice has always block$ me40 ,did ,mundella g by an e>ly tra9 to ,:itehall to insi/ on imm$iate ju/ice8 8,t10 cont9u$ my colleague1 80 tw5ty-five ye>s ago1 & ! s*ool has gone on ev] s9ce40 ,! ,circul> ( #ahic1 issu$ by ,mr4 ,acl& ) ! aim ( secur+ sanit>y build+s1 has already be5 m5tion$4 ,h[ o!r places escap$ j condemnation ,i "k n2 b f c>eful /udy ( portfolios ,i discov]$ t ,man*e/] won ?r\gh ! n9ete5? c5tury by ! policy ( ,fabius4 ,9 #aijd ,i visit$ a horrible d51 squalid1 noisy1 noisome1 !n "u ! ,man*e/] ,committee1 & ,i report$ its defects 9 full4 ,! ,committee repli$ t !y _h appo9t$ a sub-committee to look out = a site = a new s*ool4 ,:at m c\ld be expect$8 ,b ,i turn$ to ! previ\s correspond5ce1 & !re ,i read t 9 #ahid my pr$ecessor _h d5\nc$ ! s*ool1 & t ! ,s*ool ,bo>d _h repli$1 8,a sub-committee has be5 appo9t$ to look out = a new site40 ,"o c picture ! relief ( ! ,dep>tm5t 9 #ahid on f9d+ t _! sugge/ion _h receiv$ due att5tion1 & ! relief ( ! ,s*ool ,bo>d on f9d+ t ! ,dep>tm5t 0 s easily pacifi$4 ,z a se>*] ,diog5es 0 n m unsuccessful4 ,9 ! tw5tie? c5tury ! pati5ce ( ,:itehall _h be5 exhau/$4 ,on my pr$ecessor's report a consid]able numb] ( ^! d5s _h be5 condemn$1 & _! dates ( execution _h be5 fix$4 ,b1 l ,prior's ,?ief1 !y 8,seem'd n 9 great ha/e t ! %[ %\ld beg93 ,n[ fitt$ ! halt]1 n[ trav]s$ ! c>t1 ,& (t5 took leave1 b seem'd loa? to dep>t10 &1 z 9 ! well-kn[n ,rheims case1 8nobody seem'd "o p5ny ! worse40 ,! ,act ( #aijb1 h[ev]1 gave new life to ! *ampions ( heal?4 ,we dem&$ execution ( ! condemn$1 & proce$$ to draw up a fe>ful li/ ( new indictm5ts aga9/ o!r (f5d]s4 ,look+ d[n ! li/ ( s*ools1 ?\gh "t & imp]fect memory h already confus$ ,nor? ,/reet ) ,s\? ,/reet1 & ,/4 ,john's ,c4,e4 ) ,/4 ,john's ,r4,c41 x is easy to pick out #ej habitual crim9als1 :o 7 br\ght up = correction4 ,! conte/ rag$ fi]cely ov] ! :ole t[n2 emiss>ies f ! local au?orities hurri$ up to ,london & besieg$ ! doors ( ! ,bo>d2 ! ,po/ ,(fice groan$ "u ! prote/s2 ar*itects ( ! ,bo>d visit$ & report$2 ! great ,panj&rum himself1 ) ! little r\nd button on top1 0 call$ 92 & /ill we f\ght4 ,9 "s p>ts ( ! field we won easily2 e ,wesleyan s*ool 9 ! t[n 0 condemn$ & tempor>ily transf]r$2 aft] a desp]ate fight a gr\p ( f\r ( ! wor/ (f5d]s receiv$ s5t5ce4 ,hewitt ,/reet1 z ,i said be=e1 is gone2 rev]s+ ,disraeli's epigram1#dg x is n only d----d1 x is dead4 ,! o!rs are1 ,i suppose1 /ill 9 ! =m] /age4 ,& all ! "t ! usual /ruggle ) ! ,code w5t on1 v>i$ n[ ) resi/ance to an attack f ! local au?ority2 n[ ) pres5tm5t ( a cold %\ld] to ob/ruction (f]$ by ! ,tea*]s' ,union2 n[ ) ! soo?+ ( indignant manag]s1 ^u ^: toes all ! o!r p>ties 7 tread+4 ,x 0 only 9 ! int]vals betwe5 ! recitation ( ,/&>d ,v4 & ! geography ( ,/&>d ,,vi4 t "o _h "t to notice t ! rooms 9 :i* bo? classes 7 taught 7 unfit = human habitation2 x 0 only on a *ance visit to a cook]y or woodwork class t "o discov]$1 t ! in/ruction 0 giv5 9 :at ! local au?ority call$ a basem5t1 & ,i call$ a cell>2 x 0 only on a simil> *ance visit to a s*ool t ,i discov]$ abom9ations :i* almo/ took away my appetite = d9n]4 ,& x 0 only aft] escap+ f ! day's drudg]y t ,i _h ev5 %ort leisure to /udy ! p1 f> too %ort a "t to be able to give any reason$ acc\nt ( !m4 ,a pilgrim may report 8 impressions ( mann]s & cu/oms1 b he _c g5]alise on "*4 ,true t ! ,man*e/] folk made no attempt to conceal _! fail+s1 or to conciliate ! casual visitor4 ,i h m5tion$ ! 8inord9ate self-satisfaction0 ( ! city1 b x w\ld be bett] to describe x z an ov]-full recognition ( its own surpass+ m]its3 let u n suppose t x w5t f> beyond a j claim4 ,!re w5t ) x a c]ta9 consci\sness t 9 ! we> & te> ( cr[d$ life ! am5ities ( society 7 a little neglect$4 ,x 0 told me ) a /range delight t ! comm]cial travell]s1 & o!rs1 speak ( ,man*e/] m51 & ,liv]pool g5tlem51 & x 0 av]r$ t ! =m] put on silk hats :5 !y j\rney$ to d bus9ess ) ! latt]4 ,i m5tion$ ?is d\ble tribute to a ,liv]pool resid5t1 & he repli$ t he _h n notic$ x4 ,n[1 :at did he mean8 ,0 x t ! ,liv]pool g5tlem54448 or t he _h n se5 ! silk hats8 ,x is bett] n to ask too _m que/ions4 ,b ! abs5ce ( pret5ce is sometimes itself a pret5ce1 & ! p are n s black z !y pa9t !mselves4 ,let u be reasonable4 ,if ! dwell]s 9 ,man*e/] _h be5 m ri*ly end[$ ) beauty1 grace1 c\rtesy1 & s on1 w\ld !y h cont9u$ to live 9 ,man*e/]8 ,or w\ld n o!r cities h entic$ away m5 :o comb9$ ^! m]its ) ! intellig5ce & activity :i* h produc$ ! ,%ip ,canal1 & ! ,te*nological ,museum8 ,we d n expect to f9d p9e-apples 9 ! ,hebrides1 or violets 9 ! ,sah>a4 ,dipp+ into a volume ( ,burns1 ,i came to "s l9es s exactly suitable to ! occasion1 t ,i _c d bett] ?an conclude ) !m1 aft] ! mann] ( ,addison3 8,b f>e ye weel1 auld ,nickie-b51 ,o wad ye tak' a ?\ght an' m5' ,ye aibl9s might--,i d9na k5-- ,/ill hae a /ake3 ,i'm wae to ?9k upo' yon d51 ,ev'n = y\r sake40 ,,footnotes3 #dd ,note t ,i fully admit ! "r ( ! ,c\nty ( ,durham to ?is mean+less title1 & also to immunity f me4 #de 8,ni*olas ,nickleby10 *apt] xxiv4 #df 8,t x w\ld t5d to secure a great] uni=mity ( /&>d among ! ,inspectors1 if ! *ief ,inspectors ceas$ to h *>ge ( small di/ricts ( _! own1 & conf9$ !mselves to ! l>g] areas :i* !y h to sup]vise1 c41 c410 p4 #gf1 ,report4 #dg 8,protection10 said ,mr4 ,disraeli1 8is n only dead1 x is d----d40 ,a mod]n ,protectioni/ w\ld lam5t t ! /atesman did n read ,alton ,locke1 publi%$ be=e ! utt]ance1 *4 xxii3 8,& sae ! deevil's dead4444 ,at ony rate ,i'd no bury him till he began smell a wee /rong l4 ,x's a grewsome ?+1 is premature int]m5t1 ,alton1 laddie60 ,,*apt] ,,xxix ,,isle ,,( ,,man 8,bold words affirm$1 9 days :5 fai? 0 /rong1 ,& d\bts & scruples seldom teas$ ! bra91 ,t no adv5tur]'s b>k _h p[] to ga9 ,^! %ores if he approa*$ !m b5t on wrong40 ,wordswor?4#dh ,! "q 0 (t5 put to me1 ,:y %\ld ! ,man*e/] inspectors visit ! ,isle ( ,man8 ,!y h to cross ! t]ritory ( at lea/ ?ree fri5dly colleagues to rea* x1 & surely !y h en\gh to d at home8 ,b ! satisfy+ answ] 0 t ) no less inducem5t c\ld ! ,man*e/] /aff be kept toge!r4 ,:5 ,i 0 transf]r$ to t ,city ( ,dreadful ,night1 ,i 0 incl9$ to ?9k t ,! ,isl&1 z we affectionately call$ x1 0 a ,heligol&1 a ,philipp9e ,isl&3 let :o w1 take x4 ,b ! ,man*e/] /aff soon undeceiv$ me4 8,we "w10 said !y1 ) te>s 9 _! manly eyes1 89 smoke1 fog1 & gas-light = five or six mon?s 9 ! ye>3 if x 7 n = ! ,isl& we %\ld die3 keep ! brighte/ jewel 9 y\r diadem40 ,&1 !re=e1 :5 ! ,bo>d h9t$ t ,i 0 ov]peopl$1 & t )\t ! ,i4,o4,m4 ,i %\ld be poor] b happi]1 ,i repli$ ) ! famili> ,t]5tian words1 8,,humani nihil a me ali5um puto40 7,all t is ( ,man1 is m9e47 ,9 ! foll[+ ,may came my fir/ ,essay on ,man4 ,c]ta9ly1 z ! crew ( ,ulysses sang1 8,our isl& home is di/ant f>40 ,!re is a great gulf fix$ betwe5 ,liv]pool & ,d\glas1 & out ( ! t\ri/ season1 :5 only ! small] boats are runn+1 "o is tempt$ to ?9k t ! ,liv]pool inspector1 :o probably exam9es night-s*ools 9 8,! ,pr9ciples ( ,navigation10 is a fitt] man = ! po/ ?an "o ^: nautical ideas are limit$ by ! ,%ip ,canal & ! ,p5n9e ,range4 ,b ! sight ( ,d\glas ,bay1 ! cle> sky1 ! pure air1 & ! quiet ( ! night--be=e ! tripp]s arrive--br+ consolation1 & !n cont5t4 ,a classical fri5d hail$ me z m1 ,k+ ( ,man1 b t really 0 an exagg]ation4 ,i _h no pret5sions to ! rank ( ,agamemnon4 ,! isl& belongs to ! ,briti% ,cr[n3 !re is a gov]nor1 & "s deem/]s1 besides ,mr4 ,hall ,ca9e1 & a second-class bi%op4 ,all ^! dignit>ies1 & o!rs1 take prec$5ce ( ,h4,m4,i4 ,x is some:at ( a mild co9cid5ce t ,i began my inspect+ c>e] 9 ! ,wel% ,mona1 &1 ?irty-five ye>s lat]1 end$ ) ! ,nor!rn ,mona4 ,! latt] is n a l>ge isl&1 ab\t tw5ty-five miles f nor? to s\?1 & ab\t twelve across4 ,! m famili> ,isle ( ,wight is ab\t two-?irds ( ! size1 b has ne>ly d\ble ! population4 ,?is inequality is1 d\btless1 p>tly due to ! fact t ! c5sus is tak5 on ! fir/ ,monday 9 ,april1 :5 ,wight is full & ,man is empty4 ,if ! fir/ ,monday 9 ,augu/ c\ld h be5 sub/itut$1 ,man w\ld h made a brav] %[4 ,?us is ! dignity ( ,man sacrific$ to a p$antic love ( accuracy4 ,& :ile comp>+ ! two1 let me pause to note t ,wihtg>esbyrig1 ! old "n ( ! s\!rn isle1 _h presumably no?+ to d ) a wight1 or man1 & t ,mann91 ! old "n ( our isle1 _h no?+ to d ) a man or wight2 b t ! =ces ( erosion & attrition h made "o into a ,wight & ! o!r into a ,man4 ,to ! ord9>y t\ri/ ! isl& is unkn[n4 ,a lady :om ,i ask$ :e!r %e knew x1 enquir$ ) "s surprise if x 0 a place to :i* p w5t4 ,b1 9 ! summ]1 tripp]s f ,lanca%ire & ,*e%ire come 9 hundr$s ( ?\s&s2 !re is ! pleas+ puni%m5t ( a f\r h\rs' sea voyage2 on ! isl& !re is *eap bo>d & lodg+1 ) magnific5t air & v>i$ sc5]y4 ,our visits 71 p]=ce1 conclud$ be=e ! mass ( ! tripp]s arriv$1 & r be=e ! w>m wea!r set 92 b x 0 a delightful break 9 ! monotony ( t[n "w4 ,our s*ool j\rneys did n take u into ! ,gl5s1 :i* are ! pride ( ! ,manxman2 & ! re/ ( ! c\ntry is r pretty ?an beautiful4 ,b 9 ,may & ,june we _h all ! *>m ( wild fl[]s1 ! fre% gre5 ( ! bee*es1 & ! spl5d\r ( ! gorse & ! broom4 ,song birds ab\nd$ 9 ! plantations1 & on ! coa/ sea-birds did _! be/ to prove t p]sonal beauty is compatible ) ! entire abs5ce ( a musical faculty4 ,walt] ,scott makes ! isl& ! sc5e ( "p ( ,pev]il ( ! ,peak2 b x does n appe> f 8 life1 or f 8 j\rnal--/ill less does ! novel %[--t he ev] set foot !re4 ,wordswor? wrote "s f9e sonnets on ! isl&1 f "o ( :i* ,i h borr[$ ! l9es at ! head ( ! *apt]4 ,mr4 ,hall ,ca9e1 ( c\rse1 has done ample ju/ice to ! traditions & local col\r4 ,x is "s ye>s s9ce ,i read1 & mu* enjoy$1 ,! ,manxman & ,! ,deem/]1 & at ! times ( read+ ,i 0 9 blacke/ ignorance ( ! sc5]y4 ,to me ! ,sacr$ ,b>d ( ! isl& 0 ,t4 ,e4 ,br[n1 ^: lett]s1#di & especially ^? f ! isl&1 ,i read & re-read4 ,i skimm$ ?r\gh a good deal ( 8 poetry also1 9 ! hope ( f9d+ some?+ suitable = ! ,manx *ildr5 to le>n1 b !re 0 little or no?+ ( t special k9d1 & ! tea*]s w\ld h none ( x4 ,we are told t ,br[n+1 ,george ,eliot1 ,max ,mll]1 & ,w4 ,e4 ,h5ley unit$ 9 prais+ 8 poetry v highly1 b 8 dialect poems are ! mo/ admir$1 & tea*]s wage w> aga9/ dialect4 ,i wond] :e!r ,scot* *ildr5 le>n ,burns8 ,! ,lett]s1 h[ev]1 are a priceless treasure2 & ! isl& :i* produc$ him1 & introduc$ me to !m1 e>ns f me a d\ble %>e ( gratitude4 ,dip into vol4 i4 if y see no *ance ( p]sonally inspect+ 8 haunts3 ,! isl& blooms l a rose4 ,primroses make no secret ( x n[--!y are ev]y:]e1 & beg9 to br+ ) !m "y blue-bells1 8t]'ble %oy10 b !y'll soon get ov] t4 ,i w5t up ,sulby ,gl5 a bit ! o!r day3 ! gorse !re1 z else:]e1 is a mass ( gold5 flame2 & ,i he>d ! cuckoo4444 ,ballaglass is delici\s 9 ! sunlight ) ! bee*5 spray brea?+ ov] x4 ,also its primroses are good1 also its blue-bells4 ,z yet ! blue-bells are hesitant or apologetic4 ,( c\rse y "k t lat] on !y w att5d ! fun]al ( ! primroses ) a mighty m\rn+ ( hyac9?9e blooms2 & !n !y w become q *eeky & trucul5t1 & make ! gr\nd _! own4 ,hills above ! ,gob-y-volley at ! m\? ( ,sulby ,gl51 twice2 p]fection ( gorse hassocks1 tuft$ ) bell-hea!r1 also ( l+ 9 %eets1 spr9kl$ ) ! bell-hea!r--! sea-rim r\nd+ all ) glori\s blue--! /eam] go+ r\nd ! isl& ) an almo/ impud5t famili>ity ( approa*1 l a 8,cotton0#ej ?r[+ 8 arms r\nd ! neck ( a pretty ,manx c\ntry-girl--8smook91 too1 ! dirt40 ,only fragm5t>y glimpses ( ^! sc5es 7 v\*saf$ to u1 b !y 7 en\gh to enhance our enjoym5t ( ! book4 ,s*ools 7 our urg5t suitors2 !y engross$ our att5tion1 & :at we saw ( ! beauties ( nature 01 9 ! ma91 :at we pass$ on our way to & f s*ools4 ,( ! s*ools !mselves !re is little to be said t c\ld int]e/ ev5 a pr(essional read]4 ,!y are = ! mo/ "p hamp]$ by pov]ty4 ,n t ! isl& is poor1 ?\gh x produces little1 & ! h>ve/ ( ! sea is sorely r$uc$ at pres5t2 ! tripp]s are a copp]-m9e ( weal?4 ,x is said t on an av]age ea* visitor sp5ds at lea/ a sov]eign1 & ,i h he>d ! income calculat$ at #a1ejj1jjj4 ,a fair proportion ( ?is mu/ rea* ! f>m]s1 b x requires a specially high tide to br+ x to ! door ( ! s*ool4 ,x mu/ be rememb]$ t ! isl& is afflict$ ) ,home ,rule4 ,x pays #aj1jjj a ye> to ! ,imp]ial ,ex*equ]1 & manages its own affairs4 ,no ,act ( ! ,imp]ial ,p>liam5t affects x1 unless x is specially nam$4 ,c]ta9 ,acts are adopt$ by ,tynwald 7! ,insul> ,p>liam5t7 :5 !y are consid]$ suitable4 ,b ! ,education ,act ( #aijb1 sub/itut+ a c5tral au?ority = ! p>o*ial organisation1 & increas+ ! ,gov]nm5t contribution1 0 n s adopt$4 ,!re=e ! tw5ty-"o ,s*ool ,bo>ds1 ) #a1jjj wor? ( cl]ks1 c41 rema9 to manage ! =ty-sev5 s*ools1 & tea*]s f9d _! sal>ies s l[ t !y seek _! =tunes across ! wat]4 ,no d\bt ! isl& suff]s1 z all t\ri/ places 9 our c\ntry suff]1 f ,p>asitism2 & ! s5t5ce :i* ,mr4 ,drummond1 9 8 *apt] on t social disease1 quotes f ,pr(essor ,ray ,lanke/]1 %\ld be pond]$ 9 all su* resorts3 ,any new set ( conditions occurr+ to an animal :i* r5d] its food & safety v easily atta9$1 seem to lead z a rule to deg5]ation4--8,natural ,law1 c410 p4 #cag4 ,= t5 weeks or s !re are cr[d$ h\rs ( prosp]ity3 !n comes ! long p]iod ( retrospection1 foll[$ by a long] p]iod ( anticipation1 nei!r be+ remun]ative4 ,ev5 9 ! season ( prosp]ity ,i d\bt if ! contemplation ( ,lanca%ire tripp]s1 frequ5tly tripp+1 c be any m b5eficial to ! p>asite ?an x is pleasant to ! philosophic onlook]4 7,see ,t4 ,e4 ,br[n1 passim47 ,( o!r "w ?an agriculture !re is little3 !re is "s--,i "k n h[ mu*--lead-m9+3 ! h]r+ & ! mack]el h all b des]t$ ! coa/s2 m5 say t ! /eam-trawl]s h ru9$ ! trade4 ,! really s]i\s cl\d on ! horizon is ! want ( a c>e] op5 to tal5t3 "y m5 :o h bra9s1 or ambition--/ill m ^? :o h bo?--seek _! =tunes 9 a l>g] m>ket1 & ! t5d5cy to fill up ! gaps ) ! we$y poitr9aire1 & ! se$y g5teel indig5t1 is /ill m al>m+4 ,z = ! *ildr5--! #h1ggd *ildr5--,i lo/ my he>t to !m individually & collectively4 ,b ,i receiv$ no enc\ragem5t4 ,!y are v %y1 8t]'ble %oy10 9 ,mr4 ,br[n's dialect4 ,9 mo/ s*ools !y nev] see a /rang]1 except ! inspector2 & ?\gh by ! desire ( ! ,c\ncil we made a po9t ( visit+ e s*ool twice a ye>1 !re 0 no "t to e/abli% an acqua9tance1 & ! second visit 0 paid by a diff]5t (ficial4 ,9 an oral exam9ation x 0 mo/ difficult to get an answ] ev5 f ! boys3 ! girls sat mute1 blu%+1 trembl+4 ,9 ,*e%ire phrase1 ,i 8got no =rad]40 ,! ,manx language is almo/ ext9ct4 ,at ! la/ c5sus #d1ejj p1 out ( ab\t #ej1jjj1 record$ !mselves z ,manx-speak+1 b we mu/ n suppose t any?+ l ?is numb] 0 monoglott4 ,9 ! di/rict betwe5 ,peel & ,port ,er9 on ! we/ coa/ !re is a s*ool1 :]e ,i 0 told t ! *ildr5 he>d little b ,manx at home2 b ,i h nev] he>d x spok54 ,on my fir/ visit to ,d\glas ,i 0 "u ! impression t ! *ildr5 9 ! /reets 7 talk+ ,manx2 b x turn$ out to be ,engli% ) all ! %ort syllables elim9at$4 ,?is local v>iety is mu* 9 use 9 s*ool4 ,! *ildr5 pit* _! voices high1 & rise by an imp]fect fif? on ! la/ ^w2 ?us !y w\ld *ant on & ar\nd ,a1 & w\ld end on ,e flat4 ,x is /range t a v simil> inflexion is 9 use 9 p>ts ( ,norfolk4 ,! ,manx s*ool recitation ( poetry is conduct$ on ?is pr9ciple1 & ! effect is ?is--! italic repres5t+ ! high note 7,m]*ant ( ,v5ice2 ,trial ,sc5e73 ,portia3 ,?' qualt' m]c's n /re5'd3 't dropp? 's g5tl' re5 f'm heav'n 'pon ?' pleece b'nee?3 'ts twice bless'd3 't bles/h him ?'t gives1 'nim ?'t teeks3 's might/ 'n might/4 ,if ,i laugh$1 or remon/rat$1 h[ev] t5d]ly1 ! s5sitive plant w\ld %rivel up4 ,bo? 9 ! isl& & 9 ,nor? ,wales ,i h (t5 be5 told t on a fi%+ fleet 9 ! ,iri% ,sea ! ,manx1 ! ,iri%1 ! ,gaelic1 & ! ,wel% fi%]m5 c\ld conv]se freely4 ,x w\ld be ra% = a man :o speaks none ( ^? languages to lay d[n ! law4 ,b we "k t !y diff] widely3 ! ,wel% are ,cymric1 ! o!r ?ree are ( ! ,gaelic bran* ( ,celts2 all f\r w\ld h ! ,indo-,european jo9t /ock & ! ,celtic roots 9 common4 ,b conv]sation _c subsi/ on roots4 ,judg+ f ! names ( places 9 ! isl& !re is little k9%ip betwe5 ,wel% & ,manx4 ,i d n rememb] any ,manx place-"n beg9n+ ) ,llan1 or ,lan2 !re is no ,wel% t[n or village beg9n+ ) ,balla1 ! g5]al ,manx prefix2 ,bala1 ! ne>e/ approa*1 is ! "n ( a mod]n t[n on ,llyn ,tegid1 & 9 ! p>i% ( ,llanycil4 ,b ,bally is common en\gh 9 ,scotl& & ,irel&4 ,s ) o!r names4 ,i imag9e t :at happ5$ 9 ! ,iri% ,sea 0 ?is3 a ,manx fi%]man held up a fi%1 & %\t$ ! ,manx "n = x--:i*1 ,i ?9k1 resembles ! ,wel% 8pysgodyn02 :]eupon a ,wel%man held up a :isky bottle1 & %\t$ 8,ie*yd da *wi0 7good heal?72 & !y p>t$ ) mutual satisfaction4 ,yet1 if !re is any tru? 9 ! novels ( ,scott & ,lev]1 ! ,gaels & ,erse %\ld h pref]r$ "s su* ^w z 8sla9t0 = 8heal?02 ! bottle is pan-an?ropic4 ,ab\t #aijd "s local en?usia/s attempt$ to introduce ! /udy ( ! ,manx language z a "p ( ! isl& s*ool c\rse4 ,x 0 manife/ aft] c>eful enquiry t ! language _h no lit]>y value1 = !re is no ,manx lit]ature beyond "s fairy /ories & folk songs4 ,nor has x a comm]cial value1 = obvi\s reasons4 ,x has an antiqu>ian value2 b betwe5 #i ,a4,m4 & #d4cj ,p4,m4 ! "t is already fully occupi$1 & ! rates & taxes w h>dly be> ! additional /ra9 ( s5tim5t4 ,! ,bo>d 9 ,:itehall are v unwill+ to int]f]e ) ,manx local option 9 education1 = ! isl& pays all ! s*ool grants1 & he :o pays ! pip] may call ! song4 ,:itehall conf9$ itself to ! spr9kl+ ( cold wat] on ! s*eme4 ,i he>d no m ( x4 ,x is /range t 9 our crankful ,engl& no crank has aris5 to dem& ! tea*+ ( ,old ,engli% 7:i* we us$ to call ,anglo-,saxon71 ! language ( our =efa!rs4 ,:y d we n all feel x to be mon/r\s t ! 8,lay ( ,be[ulf0 is a seal$ book to our six million *ildr51 & t ! tongue ( lfr$ %\ld be unkn[n to ! subjects ( ,edw>d ,,vii48 ,! ,manx language may n be a remun]ative /udy1 b ! hi/ory ( ! isl& is full ( int]e/1 & ! excell5t patriotism ( ! ,speak] ( ! ,h\se ( ,keys has provid$ ! *ildr5 ) a s*ool hi/ory1 abbreviat$ f a l>g] "w4 ,i wi% x 7 m g5]ally us$4 ,manx hi/ory is tangible2 ! monum5ts lie all r\nd2 ,celts & ,sc&9avians h left traces ev]y:]e4 ,sa9ts & m>tyrs1 su* z 7 ,patrick1 ,g]man1 ,maughold1 ,bride2 k+s & w>riors1 ,k+ ,orry &--& o!rs2 ,/anleys & ,murrays4 ,:o w\ld n be pr\d to be a ,manxman8 ,:o 0 ,k+ ,orry8 ,i h great gifts ( =getfulness :5 x comes to hi/ory in/ead ( /ory1 & ,i d n recollect ! details ( t mon>*'s c>e]4 ,x is all 9 t book on ! %elf4 ,a ,manx boy to :om ,i put ! same "q--,:o 0 ,k+ ,orry8--repli$ 8a boot40 ,x 0 expla9$ t he meant 8boat0 & t "o ( ! ,liv]pool /eam]s is call$ aft] ! k+4 ,t does n c>ry u any fur!r3 b ,i rememb] ! /ory ( ,bi%op ,wilson1 :i* a colleague told me z we came back f ,ca/le ,ru%51 & 7l an exam9ation c&idate7 ,i (f] ! "o 9 place ( ! o!r3 ,?omas ,wilson 0 = #eg ye>s 7#afig-agee7 ! sa9tly ,bi%op ( ,sodor & ,man4 ,! ,gov]nor's wife _h1 x 0 alleg$1 decl>$ t ,mrs4 ,z4 0 no bett] ?an %e %\ld be4 ,mrs4 ,z4 said %e 0 z good z ,mrs4 ,gov]nor4 ,! matt] 0 ref]r$ to ! ,bi%op1 :o decid$ 9 fav\r ( ,mrs4 ,z4 & ord]$ h] assailant to apologise4 ,on ! lady's refusal he excommunicat$ h]4 ,b %e 8got at0 ! ,ar*deacon--78pl\gh$ ) my heif]10 said ,bi%op ,wilb]=ce ( 8 ,ar*deacon #aej ye>s lat]7#ea--;& p]suad$ ! inf]ior (fic] to admit h] to ,communion4 ,!reupon ! ,bi%op inhibit$ ! ,ar*deacon4 ,:]eupon ! ,gov]nor seiz$ ! ,bi%op1 & put him 9 ! dungeons ( ,ca/le ,ru%51 till he %\ld be purg$ ( 8 contempt4 ,!re is mu* to be said = ,home ,rule4 ,,footnotes3 #dh ,"o ( my colleagues 0 unable to l& on ! ,isl&1 & 0 c>ri$ on to ,b>r[4 ,till ,i _h se5 ^! l9es1 ,i fully believ$ t x 0 ! ord9>y result ( an ea/]ly gale4 ,n[ ,i see t he 0 aft] no good4 #di ,lett]s ( ,t4 ,e4 ,br[n1 #b vols4 7,con/able47 #ej 8,cotton0 ,lanca%ire man8 #ea ,t 0 :5 ! ,ar*deacon ( ,ox=d act$ z 8,*airman ( ,h>dy's ,committee02 ! ,bi%op fav\r+ ,glad/one4 ,mansel's epigram is fam\s1 beg9n+-- ,:5 ! v]satile ,prelate ( ,ox=d's fam$ city ,spi$ ! "n ( ! *airman ( ,h>dy's ,committee1 ,said ,samuel 7f ,samson 8 metaphor seek9'7 8,y h pl\gh$ ) my heif]1--t is my ,ar*deacon40 c41 c4 7see ,burgon's ,life ( ,mansel74 ,,*apt] ,,xxx ,,release 8,we h _h en\gh ( action1 & ( motion we1 ,roll'd to />bo>d1 roll'd to l>bo>d1 :5 ! surge 0 see?+ free1 ,:]e ! wall[+ mon/] sp\t$ 8 foam-f\nta9s 9 ! sea40 8,lotos-,eat]s40 ,! ,psalmi/ fix$ ?ree score & t5 ye>s z ! limit ( man's age2 b he did n g into ! "q ( effici5cy4 ,t has be5 settl$ ) less lib]ality by ! rules ( ! ,civil ,s]vice1 :i* 8pluck away five lagg+ w9t]s & five wanton spr+s0 f ! m g5]\s sum1 & decree t survivors %all be put on ! ,p5sion ,li/ at #fe4 ,b ?is1 z ,isabella 7%e ( ,measure = ,measure7 w\ld say1 is = ! soldi]3 ! capta9 is free4 ,! ,prime ,m9i/]#eb is five ye>s my s5ior3 ! ,secret>y = ,india1 & ! late ,secret>y = ,irel&1 n[ ,ambassador 9 ,wa%+ton1 took _! degrees at ,ox=d 9 my fir/ or second ye>4 ,^! ho>y /atesm51 /ill z ,i write1 fl\ri% l gre5 bay-trees1 & ,i am become a lean & slipp]$ pantaloon4 ,= ^! high (fices1 says ! ,treasury1 !re is no ne$ ( re/riction2 b = po/s requir+ activity & intellig5ce 7su* z ! ,inspectorate ( s*ools7 !re mu/ be an age limit4 ,nay1 m3 a lat] circul> ( ! ,bo>d regrets t m5 %\ld be kept on to #fe :5 89 _m cases !y h lo/ t fre%ness & orig9ality :i*1 c41 c40 ,& x proposes to cut d[n ! limit by degrees to #fj4 ,on ! o!r h&1 ,i h read t ! ,prime ,m9i/] has appo9t$ "o "r rev]5d g5tleman1 ag$ #fg1 to be ,bi%op ( ,a42 ano!r rev]5d g5tleman1 ag$ #ga1 to be ,dean ( ,b42 & a ?ird1 :o graduat$ a ye> be=e me1 to be ,bi%op ( ,c4 ,b ! ,premi] himself is #ga1 & ?is alt]s a man's po9t ( view4 ,i admit t a dean requires little fre%ness & orig9ality3 b 9 ! annals ( ano!r bran* ( ! public s]vice ,i read1 t 9 #aheg1 :5 ! ,indian ,mut9y broke out1 ! ,gov]nm5t ask$ ,sir ,col9 ,campbell to take comm& ( ! ,briti% =ces 9 ,india1 he be+ !n #fe1 & t he />t$ 9 #bd h\rs4 8,x's ,tommy ?is an' ,tommy t1 an' ,tommy g away1 ,b x's good grey 'ead$ 'ero1 :5 ! b& beg9s to play40 ,i h tak5 a slight lib]ty ) ,mr4 ,kipl+'s l9es4 ,h[ev]1 ! arrangem5t suit$ me admirably1 & x is only to pres]ve my ,briti% "r to grumble1 t ,i grumble4 ,i _h int5d$ to retire at ! age ( sixty1 :5 ,i became eligible = a p5sion3 b1 l ,&rew ,fairs]vice1 :om ,i h already twice quot$1 ,i _h 8e'en daik]$ on frae ye>'s end to ye>'s end40 ,!re=e :5 ! spr+ ( #aijf cle>ly reveal$ to me t ! com+ ,decemb] w\ld br+ me fre$om1 ,i made no compla9t4 ,t spr+ _h add$ ,sal=d1 ) #bbj1jjj p1 to my already enorm\s family4 ,sal=d1 be x kn[n to s\!rn read]s1 adjo9s ,man*e/] mu* z ,we/m9/] adjo9s ,london1 b 9 "p z ,we/m9/] adjo9s ,lambe?2 = ! ,irwell is ! b\nd>y = "s di/ance4 ,sal=d is a ,c\nty ,bor\gh ) ?ree memb]s ( ,p>liam5t3 !re is no visible b\nd>y betwe5 ! ,man*e/] & ,sal=d types ( ,m4,p43 !y h all ba!d 9 ,irwell4 ,nor is !re any visible b\nd>y betwe5 ! two /yles ( s*ool ar*itecture3 !re1 too1 ,man*e/] has set ! fa%ion1 & ,sal=d1 nimium vic9a ,cremonae1 has foll[$ x2 b ,sal=d1 be+ ! poor relation1 is 9 a m deplorable /ate4 ,educationally1 h[ev]1 ,sal=d is n[ full ( zeal4 ,we got on v well toge!r1 &--s f>--,i %\ld h be5 glad to /ay = ano!r six mon?s1 9 ord] to weld toge!r ! inspect+ ma*9]y ( ! two t[ns4 8,!re's aye some?+ to saw t ,i w\ld l to see sawn1 or some?+ to maw t ,i w\ld l to see mawn1 or some?+ to ripe t ,i w\ld l to see rip510 said ! same ,&rew2 b x c\ld n be4 ,my h&s 7 full4 ,i ye>n$ to empty !m1 & fold !m1 & write no m reports ) !m4 ,! prospect ( ano!r ,novemb] 9 ,man*e/] 0 un5durable1 & ,i det]m9$ to retire on ,octob] #a/1 ?us incid5tally reliev+ ! c\ntry ( ! burd5 ( ma9ta9+ me on ! active /aff = ! two mon?s be=e my bir?day4 8,:at loss is x to be rid ( c>e80 said ! depos$ ,ri*>d ,,ii4 ,b ! ,bo>d ( ,education1 :i* w\ld wrangle dogg$ly = ?ree weeks ab\t a *>ge ( sixp5ce 9 travell+ exp5ses1 is bo? consid]ate & g5]\s 9 great] matt]s4 ,x 01 !y said1 conv5i5t to !m t *anges %\ld be made at ! end ( ! summ] holidays1 & if ,i lik$ to g at ! end ( ,septemb]1 !y w\ld give me 8leave ( abs5ce0 ) full pay = ! rema9+ two mon?s4 ,i gratefully accept$ ?is really h&some (f]3 b\ght a new bicycle ) ! late/ improvem5ts to c>ry my tott]+ limbs1 & w5t (f to ! ,isle ( ,man to prove x4 ,on my previ\s visits to ! isl& ,i _h reli$ on tra9s & c>riages1 & _h f\nd "s p>ts difficult ( access4 ,) a bicycle exploration is easy4 ,!re are rudim5t>y railways1 :i* put "o d[n at conv5i5t spots1 & !nce !re are good roads to ne>ly all ! s*ools4 ,x is advisable to make ! j\rney agree ) ! w9d1 if possible1 = ! breeze is (t5 fre%2 b1 ) s mu* caution1 !re is unb\nd$ delight4 ,two j\rneys /& out 9 my memory3 "o 9 ! wild flat c\ntry to ! nor? ( ! isl&1 f sea to sea1 & f9ally ov] ,t4 ,e4 ,br[n's ,ballaugh ,curragh3 ! o!r f ,peel ov] ! %\ld] ( ,i =get :at hill1 & !n ) free runn+ :eel = miles d[n a smoo? road to ,port ,er94 ,x 0 ,june1 & ,i 0 only sixty-f\r4 ,"h let me record an ev5t :i* c]ta9ly does n belong to ! isl&1 b may be conv5i5tly hidd5 away "h4 ,i _h be5 cycl+1 & inspect+1 & cycl+ aga9 all day1 & ,i 0 we>y z ,i got ne>] home4 ,!re 0 a long /ret* ( smoo? footpa?1 & no "o 9 sight3 ! prospect ( relief f 8! 'amm]1 'amm] ( ! 'ard 'igh road0 tempt$ me1 & ,i /ray$ f ! macadamis$ road ( virtue to ! c9d] pa? ( illegality4 ,sudd5ly a policeman %ot out f a side lane & block$ my pa?4 ,he dem&$ my "n1 & want$ to "k :e!r ! high road 0 n a good high road4 ,i prais$ 8 high road fulsomely1 b ,i w5t on to po9t out t ,i _h be5 out all day1 rid+ tw5ty miles on ,h4,m4 ,s]vice1 & t ,i 0 we>i$ 9 do+ good works4 ,& ,i put x to him :e!r he did n ?9k t memb]s ( ! ,civil ,s]vice1 l himself & me1 7 entitl$ to "s little indulg5ce4 ,he 0 mu* mov$1 b n m ?an an (ficial %\ld be mov$4 ,he c\ld n admit ! ju/ice ( my plea1 b he w\ld 8"n x to ! s]geant40 ,i he>d no m ( x1 & ,i ask$ no que/ions4 ,^? 7 delightful days1 ^? la/ days on ! isl&4 ,!re 0 heavy "w2 = besides ! ,manx s*ools1 ea* ( :i* want$ a report1 !re 7 six active sub-inspectors visit+ & report+ on ,lanca%ire s*ools1 & !re 7 boats f ,liv]pool weigh$ d[n to ! ,plimsoll m>k ) s*ool portfolios f ,man*e/] & ,sal=d 9 p>ticul>1 & ! ,palat9ate 9 g5]al1 requir+ 8rem>ks10 & 8sugge/ions10 & 8reports40 ,b "o le>ns to ?9k )\t 8tak+ ?\ght40 ,all day long !re 0 ! *>m ( ! isl&1 & 9 ! ev5+s1 by great good =tune1 ,i _h ! companion%ip ( an old colleague1 :o 0 engag$ 9 educational "w = ! ,manx ,c\ncil4 ,i griev$ to leave !e1 ,o ,ellan ,vann96#ec ,may ! h]r+ & ! mack]el return to ?y %ores6 ,may ! tripp]s ab\nd & behave dec5tly6 ,& ,i 0 griev$ to return to ,man*e/]2 b x 0 n = long4 ,late 9 ,july ,i f9i%$ ! "w !re1 & retir$ to ,nor? ,wales1 8on ! way0 to ! ,cont95t2 & !re1 ) a =egr\nd ( s*ool portfolios & a backgr\nd ( m\nta9s1 ,i work$ 9 peace4 ,sudd5ly a new prospect 0 op5$ be=e me1 dimm+ ! sight ( portfolios & m\nta9s4 ,!re came two urg5t lett]s1 ann\nc+ a vacancy on ! ,*e/] ,t[n ,c\ncil1#ed & urg+ me to be a c&idate6 ,if ,i w\ld accept ,i %\ld be unoppos$2 & ,i %\ld be put on ! ,education ,committee1 :]e ,i might give ! city ! b5efit ( t exp]i5ce :i*1 c41 c4 ,i laugh$1 & telegraph$ back--8,impossible2 contr>y to rules ( ,civil ,s]vice40 ,t seem$ to me to be conclusive4 ,x m]ely produc$ an embassage ( two1 :o begg$ me to reconsid]4 ,f9ally ,i agre$ to write to ! ,(fice = in/ructions4 ,to my surprise !re came a lett] /at+ t ,i might /&1 if ,i w\ld be=e ! conte/ h& ov] ! mantle to my already nom9at$ successor4 ,9 t case !y w\ld give me s mu* extra leave4 ,?is 0 m ?an g5]\s1 & x took away my la/ dilatory plea4 ,i accept$ ! ,*e/] invitation1 & pr(f]$ ! mantle ) apologies to my successor4 ,!n ,i proce$$ to d all ! electione]+ ?+s t ,i _h read ( o!r p do+ 9 l circum/ances4 ,i _h an indefatigable ,committee4 ,i issu$ an address2 "s "o plac>d$ ! walls ( ,*e/] ) my "n4 ,a ho/ile c&idate appe>$2 !re 0 canvass+1 9 :i* ,i took a lam5tably ineffective "p2 !re 0 mural lit]ature4 ,at ! critical mom5t1 nay twice1 on ! day be=e ! poll+-day & on ! fateful day itself1 ,i _h to g into ,lanca%ire on an (ficial enquiry4 ,b by ! aft]noon po/ ( ! latt] day ,i s5t to ,:itehall ! ann\ncem5t t ,i _h h&$ ov] ! seals ( (fice1 & ,i w5t to ! poll a free man4 ,all day long ! noise ( battle roll$1 & 9 ! ev5+ !re 0 q a ?rill ( excitem5t 9 ! /reet4 ,my excell5t & fri5dly oppon5t & ,i sat on a l[ wall outside ! poll+ /ation1 & %ook h&s ) our support]s z !y fil$ by4 ,i ?\ght he 0 ! fav\rite1 b ! ballot is z deceitful z ! he>t ( man4 ,at eight o'clock ! poll 0 clos$1 & we adj\rn$ to ! ,t[n ,hall t ! votes might be c\nt$4 ,x 0 a sl[ process1 & ,i fill$ up ! "t by writ+ a report ( ! ,lanca%ire enquiry1 t 0 my la/ (ficial act4 ,! poll 0 decl>$ ab\t #i1 & to ! surprise ( my support]s ,i 0 elect$ by a h&some majority4 ,i 0 a ,t[n ,c\ncillor6 8,quod optanti divum promitt]e nemo ,aud]et1 volv5da dies en attulit ultro10#ee said a p$antic fri5d next day4 ,aft] upro>i\s rejoic+s1 ,i walk$ home1 & 9 ! n>r[ /reet t leads ! travell] ea/w>d f out ! anci5t city ,i f\nd my be/ support]s4 ,!y 7 all "u ! age ( #ae1 & !y seem$ to h be5 wait+ = me4 ,9 ! dim light1 ,i came all unsuspect+ ^u !m expectant4 8,?ree *e]s = ,mr4 ,k5sley3 ,oor1 ,oor10 & ,i 0 9 ! mid/ ( an innum]able multitude4 ,e *ild 9 ! p>i% 0 !re1 & cr[d$ r\nd me4 ,x 0 a p]sonal victory = !m3 _! inspector _h be5 elect$1 & to !m 0 ! glory4 ,brawny mo!rs br\ght out babies 9 arms1 & br&i%$ !m3 8,y exam9$ me1 ,mr4 ,k5sley3 eh1 ,i am glad40 ,! cr[d yell$ on ,f %>p1 & ! drums ( my e>s vibrat$ l telegraph wires 9 ,i "k n :at condition ( ! atmosph]e4 8,oor1 ,oor40 ,!y surg$ r\nd me up ! n>r[ lane1 & 9 at my gate1 & up my mode/ drive1 & on ! door/ep1 z ,i s\ght = ! lat*key4 ,x want$ little t !y %\ld ent] l ,bi%op ,hatto's rats3 8,& 9 at ! w9d[s1 & 9 at ! door1 ,& ?r\gh ! walls helt]-skelt] !y p\r2 ,& d[n f ! ceil+1 & up ?r\gh ! floor1 ,f ! "r1 & ! left1 f beh9d & be=e--0 ,b !y paus$1 & ,i escap$ ! ,bi%op's doom4 ,good-night1 *ildr52 good-night1 & good-bye4 ,,footnotes3 #eb ,?is 0 writt5 9 #aijg4 #ec ,?is is n a lady's "n1 b a synonym = ! ,isle ( ,man 7,mann974 #ed ,n wi%+ to be biographical1 ,i omitt$ to m5tion t ,i kept on my h\se at ,*e/] :ile 9 *>ge ( ,man*e/]4 #ee 8,t1 :i* no god d>$ promise to ?y pray]1 ,! :eel ( "t br+s ( its own accord40 ,,! ,,end ,ri*>d ,clay ,sons1 ,limit$1 ,london & ,bungay4 ,,macmillan',s ,,new ,,%ill+ ,,libr>y ,globe #hvo4 ,clo?4 #as4 net p] ,volume4 ,,travel1 ,,sport1 ,,& ,,adv5ture4 ,,! ,,man-,,eat]s ,,( ,,tsavo4 ,by ,lieut4-,colonel ,j4 ,h4 ,patt]son4 ,) ov] #ajj ,illu/rations4 ,,tales ,,( ,,old ,,japan4 ,by ,"l ,r$esdale 7,a4 ,b4 ,freeman-,mit=d74 ,illu/rat$4 ,,at ,,la/4 ,by ,*>les ,k+sley4 ,illu/rat$4 ,,s\? ,,sea ,,bubbles4 ,by ,! ,e>l & ,! ,doctor4 ,,nor? ,,italian ,,folk4 ,by ,mrs4 ,comyns ,c>r4 ,illu/rat$ by ,r&olph ,caldecott4 ,,fiction4 ,,ca/ ,,up ,,by ,,! ,,sea4 ,by ,sir ,samuel ,:ite ,bak]4 ,illu/rat$4 ,,= ,,! ,,t]m ,,( ,,8 ,,natural ,,life4 ,by ,m>cus ,cl>ke4 ,,milit>y ,,hi/ory ,,& ,,anecdotes4 ,,! ,,relief ,,( ,,*itral4 ,by ,colonel ,g4 ,j4 ,y\nghusb& & ,sir ,f4 ,y\nghusb&4 ,illu/rat$4 ,,b>racks1 ,,biv\acs1 ,,& ,,battles4 ,by ,ar*ibald ,=bes4 ,,rem9isc5ces ,,( ,,! ,,great ,,mut9y4 ,by ,william ,=bes-,mit*ell4 ,,cawnpore4 ,by ! ,"r ,hon4 ,sir ,g4 ,o4 ,trevelyan1 ,b>t4 ,,! ,,/ory ,,( ,,! ,,guides4 ,by ,colonel ,g4 ,j4 ,y\nghusb&4 ,,biography4 ,,leaves ,,f ,,! ,,note-,,books ,,( ,,lady ,,doro?y ,,nevill4 ,edit$ by ,ralph ,nevill4 ,h4,m4,i4 ,"s ,passages 9 ! ,life ( "o ( ,h4,m4 ,inspectors ( ,s*ools4 ,by ,e4 ,m4 ,sneyd-,kynn]sley4 ,,! ,,life ,,( ,,william ,,ew>t ,,glad/one4 ,by ,john ,morley4 #c vols4 ,sold sep>ately4 ,,! ,,life ,,( ,,david ,,liv+/one4 7,a ,new ,book47 ,by ,rev4 ,c4 ,silve/] ,horne1 ,m4,p4 ,illu/rat$4 ,,sociology1 ,,politics1 etc4 ,a ,,poor ,,man',s ,,h\se4 ,by ,/eph5 ,reynolds4 ,,alcohol ,,& ,,! ,,human ,,body4 ,by ,sir ,victor ,horsley1 ,f4,r4,s41 & ,m>y ,d4 ,/urge1 ,m4,d4 ,) a ,*apt] by ,ar?ur ,new%olme1 ,m4,d4 ,,! ,,poor ,,law ,,report ,,( #aiji4 ,by ,mrs4 ,b4 ,bosanquet4 ,,six ,,lectures ,,on ,,! ,,inns ,,( ,,c\rt ,,& ,,( ,,*anc]y4 7,a ,new ,book47 ,by ,w4 ,blake ,odg]s1 ,k4,c41 ,e4 ,m4 ,und]d[n1 ,k4,c41 ,a4 ,r4 ,+p51 ,k4,c41 ,j4 ,d\glas ,walk]1 ,k4,c41 & ,h4 ,e4 ,duke1 ,k4,c41 ,m4,p4 ,,! ,,future ,,( ,,engl&4 ,by ! ,hon4 ,george ,peel4 ,,g>d5+4 ,,g>d5+ ,,= ,,! ,,ignorant4 7,a ,new ,book47 ,by ,mrs4 ,c4 ,w4 ,e>le & ,miss ,e!l ,case4 ,,essays ,,& ,,belles ,,lettres4 ,,! ,,intellectual ,,life4 ,by ,p4 ,g4 ,ham]ton4 ,,essays4 ,fir/ & ,second ,s]ies4 ,by ,r4 ,w4 ,em]son4 ,,essays ,,9 ,,criticism4 ,fir/ ,s]ies4 ,by ,mat!w ,arnold4 ,,man',s ,,place ,,9 ,,nature ,,& ,,o!r ,,essays4 ,by ,t4 ,h4 ,huxley4 ,illu/rat$4 ,,! ,,r5aissance4 ,by ,walt] ,pat]4 ,,!ology4 ,,ecce ,,homo4 ,by ,sir ,john ,r4 ,seeley4 ,,et]nal ,,hope4 ,by ,dean ,f>r>4 ,,seek]s ,,aft] ,,god4 ,by ,dean ,f>r>4 ,,lett]s ,,f ,,hell4 ,giv5 9 ,engli% by ,julie ,sutt]4 ,) a ,preface by ,dr4 ,george ,macdonald4 ,a ,,little ,,pilgrim ,,9 ,,! ,,unse54 ,a ,,def5ce ,,( ,,! ,,*ur* ,,( ,,engl& ,,aga9/ ,,dise/abli%m5t4 ,by ,r\ndell1 ,e>l ( ,selborne4 ,new ,edition4 ,,macmillan ,,& ,,co41 ,,limit$1 ,,london4 ,transcrib]'s ,notes ,a few m9or errors 9 punctuation h be5 correct$4 ,page #hc3 8little by virture0 *ang$ to 8little by virtue0 ,page #aig3 8exi/ anny way0 *ang$ to 8exi/ any way0