,,humorists ,,of ,,the ,,pencil ,,phil ,,may ,illustration3 colophon ,,london3 8,,punch0 ,,office1 #aj1 ,,bouverie ,,street1 ,e4,c4 ,illustration3 ,,phil ,,may--,by ,himself4 ,reproduced from 8,the ,history of ,punch0 by the kind permission of ,mr4 ,h4 ,h4 ,spielmann1 the ownder of the original drawings4 ,illustration3 8,,and ,,she ,,ought ,,to ,,know60 8,that's supposed to be a ,portograph of ,lady ,solsbary4 ,but1 bless yer1 it ain't like her a bit in ,private60 ,illustration3 ,,preaching ,,and ,,practising4 ,lady ,bountiful 7to old ,parishioner74 8,i hope you like our ,new ,clergyman's ,sermons1 ,mrs4 ,brown80 ,mrs4 ,brown3 8,oh yes1 my ,lady1 he do ,preach quite beautiful2 but then1 you see1 he don't ,practise4 ,so when my poor old ,man be troubled with the ,rheumatics1 ,i have to send for the ,doctor in the ,village1 and it do come so very expensive60 ,illustration3 8,,please ,,to ,,remember ,,the ,,waiter40 8,all right1 ,sir6 ,my fault60 ,illustration3 ,,foggy ,,weather4 8,has ,mr4 ,smith been here80 8,yes2 he was here about an hour ago40 8,was ,i with him80 ,illustration3 8,penny ',addick40 8,finen80 8,no2 thick 'un60 ,illustration3 ,a ,,neglected ,,industry4 8',ow are yer gettin' on1 ,bill80 8,ain't gettin' on at all4 ,i'm beginnin' to think as the ,publick doesn't know what they wants60 ,illustration3 ,,blas ,kitty 7reading a fairy tale74 8#8,once upon a time there was a frog----'0 ,mabel 7interrupting74 8,i bet it's a ,princess6 ,go on60 ,illustration3 ,,cruel6 ,lucullus ,brown 7on hospitable purpose intent74 8,are you ,dining anywhere to-morrow night80 ,jones 7not liking to absolutely 8give himself away074 8,let me see0--7considers7--8,no2 ,i'm not ,dining anywhere to-morrow40 ,lucullus ,brown 7seeing through the artifice74 8,um6 ,poor chap6 ,how ,hungry you will be60 8,exeunt1--severally40 ,illustration3 8,,the ,,cow ,,was ,,the ,,stamp ,,to ,,impress ,,superior ,,butter40 8',arf a pound er ,margarine1 please2 an' ,mother says will yer put the ,cow on it cos she's got ,company60 ,illustration3 ,q4 ,e4 ,d4 8,wha's up wi' ,sal80 8,ain't yer 'erd8 ,she's ,married agin60 ,illustration3 ,,of ,,vital ,,importance4 8,hi1 ,billie6 ',ere's ,cheap ,gloves60 ,illustration3 ,,an ,,important ',,junction4 8,you mind your ,fader gets my ,boots reddy by ,four o'clock1 'cos ,i'm goin' to a ,party60 ,illustration3 ,,an ,,informal ,,introduction4 ',arry 7shouting across the street to his 8,pal07 8,hi6 ,bill6 ,this is 'er60 ,illustration3 ,,politics ,,and ,,gallantry4 ,first ',arry3 8,hay1 wot's this 'ere ,rosebery a torkin' abaat8 ,bless'd if he ain't a goin' to do awy with the ,lords60 ,second ',arry3 7more of a ,don ,juan than a ,politician74 8,do awy with the 'ole bloomin' lot o' ,lords1 if he likes1 as long as he don't do awy with the ,lidies60 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,plunger4 ,first ,boy 7much interested in the game of ,buttons74 8',as 'e lost80 ,second ,ditto4 8,yes2 'e lost all them ,buttons what 'e won off ,tommy ,crowther yesterday1 an' then 'e cut all the ,buttons off 'is ,clothes1 and 'e's lost them too60 ,illustration3 ,superior ',arry4 8,cabbie6 ,to the--aw--the ,prince of ,wales's40 ,cabbie-8,marlbro' ',ouse1 my ,lord80 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,genial ,,season4 ,hungry-looking ,acquaintance 7with eye to invitation74 8,so glad to see you enjoying yourself60 ,fat ,chap 7evidently doing well74 8,wrong again1 old ,man4 ,i'm enjoying my ,dinner60 ,illustration3 8,look what ,i've bought you for a ,christmas ,box60 ,illustration3 ,,past ,,and ,,present4 ,serious and much-,married ,man4 8,my dear ,friend1 ,i was astonished to hear of your dining at ,madame ,troistoiles6--a #8,woman with a ,past' you know60 ,the ,friend 7,bachelor 8unattached074 8,well1 you see1 old ,man1 she's got a first-rate ,chef1 so it isn't her #8,past' but her #8,re-past' that ,i care about40 ,illustration3 ,editor of ,libellous ,rag 7who has just received a terrific but well-deserved kick74 8,dud you man thot80 ,colonel ,mc,murder4 8,yis1 oi dud1 you thunderin' villain60 ,editor4 8,oh1 very well1 thot's all roight4 ,oi t'ought it moight av been wan o' thim prac-ta-cle jokes06 ,illustration3 8,hi1 ,billy6 are yer ,movin'80 ,illustration3 ,,so ,,likely6 ,scene--,bar of a ,railway ,refreshment ,room4 ,barmaid4 8,tea1 ,sir80 ,mr4 ,boozy4 8,tea666 ,,me66660 ,illustration3 ,,botany2 ,,or1 ,a ,,day ,,in ,,the ,,country4 8,say1 ,billee1 shall we gaver ,mushrooms80 8,yus4 ,i'm a ,beggar to ,climb60 ,illustration3 ,first ,boy4 8,give us a ,bite of your ,apple1 ,bob40 ,second ,boy4 8,shan't40 ,first ,boy4 8,what for80 ,second ,boy4 8',cos yer axed me60 7,after a pause47 ,small ,boy4 8,gi' me a ,bite1 ,bob4 ,i never axed yer60 ,illustration3 ,a ,,business ,,announcement4 ,illustration3 ,,may #a4 ,,the ,,sweeps' ,,festival4 ,a ,study in ,black and ,white4 ,nice for ,next ,fare4 ,illustration3 ,new ,assistant 7after hair-cutting1 to ,jones1 who has been away for a couple of weeks74 8,your ',air is very thin be'ind1 ,sir4 ,try ,singeing60 ,jones 7after a pause74 8,yes1 ,i think ,i will40 ,n4,a4 7after singeing74 8,shampoo1 ,sir8 ,good for the ',air1 ,sir40 ,jones4 8,thank you4 ,yes40 ,n4,a4 8,your ,moustaches curled80 ,jones4 8,please40 ,n4,a4 8,may ,i give you a ,friction80 ,jones4 8,thank you40 ,n4,a4 8,will you try some of our----0 ,manager 7who has just sighted his man1 in ,stage whisper74 8,you ,idiot6 ,he's a ,subscriber660 ,illustration3 ,youngster 7who has just had a ,penny given to him74 8',ow much is them ,grapes1 ,mister80 ,shopkeeper 7amused74 8,they are ,four ,shillings and ,sixpence a ,pound1 my ,lad40 ,youngster4 8,well1 then1 give us a ',a'porth o' ,carrots4 ,i'm a ,demon for ,fruit60 ,illustration3 ,ragged ,urchin 7who has just picked up very short and dirty end of a ,cigarette74 8,hi1 ,billy6 ,look 'ere6 ,see what you've missed60 ,illustration3 8,perfeck ,lidy0 7who has just been ejected74 8,well1 next time ,i goes into a ,publickouse1 ,i'll go somewhere where ,i'll be respected60 ,illustration3 ,a ,,yorkshire ,,gossip4 ,first ,gossip4 8,so you was nivver axed tut ,funeral80 ,second ,gossip4 8,nivver as much as inside t'house4 ,but nobbut wait till we hev' a ,funeral of us own1 an' we'll show 'em60 ,illustration3 ,,so ,,that ,,doesn',t ,,count4 8,are you sure they're quite ,fresh80 8,wot a ,question to arst6 ,can't yer see they're ,alive80 8,yes2 but you're ,alive1 you know60 ,illustration3 ,a ,,sunday ,,dinner4 ,father of ,family 7who has accidentally shot the leg of a ,fowl under the table74 8,mind t',dog doesn't get it60 ,young ,hopeful 7triumphantly74 8,all right1 ,feyther6 ,i've gotten me ,foot on it60 ,illustration3 ,workman 7politely1 to old ,lady1 who has accidentally got into the ,smoking ,compartment74 8,you don' object to my ,pipe1 ,i 'ope ,mum80 ,old ,lady4 8,yes1 ,i do object1 very strongly60 ,workman4 8,oh6 ,then out you get660 ,illustration3 ,,reassuring4 8,lor' bless yer1 ,sir1 that's all right1 ,sir6 ,that ain't a ,fly1 ,sir6 ,that's a bit of ,dirt60 ,illustration3 ,,pickings ,,from ,,picardy4 ,after the ,procession4 ,a ,solo by ,grand-pre4 ,illustration3 ,,much ,,ado4 8,mumma-a-a6 ,boo-hoo6 ,we's crying6 ,tum up 'tairs an' see what's de matter wiv us60 ,illustration3 ,a ,,sketch ,,from ,,life4 ,chorus 7slow music74 8,we've a rare old--fair old--rickety ,crew60 ,illustration3 8,are you comin' 'ome80 8,i'll do ellythik you like in reasol1 ,m'ria--7hic7--,bur ,i won't come 'ome40 ,illustration3 ,importunate ,street ,urchin 7for the tenth time74 8,gi' us a ,copper4 ,sir6 ,gi' us a ,copper60 ,testy ,individual 7losing patience74 8,oh1 go to0--7substitutes a milder form7--8blazes60 ,street ,urchin4 8,sure thin an' ,i would in this bastly could weather1 if ,i was only certain o' comin' back again60 ,individual's testiness overcome and ,urchin rewarded4 ,illustration3 8,,nice ,,for ,,the ,,visitors40 7,sketch ,outisde a ,fashionable ,hotel47 ,illustration3 ,coster 7to acquaintance1 who has been away for some months74 8,wot are yer bin doin' all this time80 ,bill ,robbins 7who has been 8doing time074 8,oh1 ,i've bin ,wheelin' a bit1 ,ole ,man--,wheelin' a bit60 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,great ,,prize ,,fight4 ,johnnie 7who finds that his ,box1 #bj1 has been appropriated by 8the ,fancy074 8,i beg your pardon1 but this is my ,box60 ,bill ,basford4 8,oh1 is it8 ,well1 why don't you tike it80 ,illustration3 ,fussy ,old ,lady4 8,now don't forget1 ,conductor4 ,i want the ,bank of ,england40 ,conductor4 8,all right1 ,mum40 7,aside47 8,she don't want much1 do she1 ,mate80 ,illustration3 ,,information4 ,first ',arry 7with newspaper74 8,i say1 ',arry1 you'se a ,toff4 ,what's a #8,collar ,day' at ,court80 ,second ',arry4 8,donno 'xactly4 ,suppose it's a ,saturday when things come 'ome from the ,wash40 ,first ',arry4 8,oh1 ,i see--#8,clean ,collar ,day'60 ,illustration3 ,little ,guttersnipe 7who is getting quite used to posing74 8,will yer want me ter tike my ,bun down80 ,illustration3 8,,everything ,,comes ,,to ,,him ,,that #8,,waits4'0 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,healing ,,art4 ,doctor4 8,did you give the ,children the ,physic ,i sent last night80 ,fond ,mother4 8,yes1 ,sir10 ,doctor4 8,and how are they to-day80 ,fond ,mother4 8,well1 the little un's very bad to be sure4 ,but it don't seem to 'ave done the t'other un' no ',arm as yet60 ,illustration3 ,bill ,sykes 7reading74 8,there are now ten men of the ,bechuanaland ,border ,police in the whole ,bechuanaland ,protectorate1 four of whom are doing ,customs ,duty40 ,illustration3 ,street ,serio 7singing74 8,er--yew will think hov me and ,love me has in dies hov long ago-o-o60 ,illustration3 ,old ,jones4 8,yes1 my ,boy1 there's ,wine for you1 eh8 ,i bought ,ten ,pounds of it the other day40 ,brown4 8,what a lot you must have got60 ,illustration3 ,first ,newspaper ,boy4 8,hullo1 ,bill6 ,who's 'e80 ,second ,newspaper ,boy4 8,i suppose 'e's the ,north ,pole as 'as just been ,discovered60 ,illustration3 8,what ,bait are yer usin'1 ,billie80 8,cheese40 8,what are yer tryin' ter catch--,mice80 ,illustration3 ,a ,,bi-,,metallistic ,,discussion4 ,jim4 8,what's this ere #8,bi-metallism1' ,bill80 ,bill 7of superior intelligence74 8,well1 yer see1 ,jim1 it's heither a ,licensed ,wittlers' or a ,teetotal ,dodge4 ,the ,wages'll be paid in ,silver1 and no more ,coppers4 ,so you can't get no arf-pint nor hanythink under a ,sixpence or a ,thrip'ny4 ,then you heither leaves it alone1 and takes to ,water like a ,duck1 or you runs up a score40 ,jim4 8,ah6 ,but if there ain't no more ,coppers1 'ow about the ',buses and the ,hunderground ,rileway80 ,bill 7profoundly74 8,ah60 ,left sitting4 ,illustration3 ,first ,genius to ,second ,genius4 8,why on ,earth do you do your ,hair in that absurd ,fashion1 ,smith80 ,illustration3 8,oi tell yez ,oi will not clane out me ,cell4 ,oi'd lave the ,jail furrst60 ,illustration3 ,small ,voice from under the ,bed4 8,no1 ,i will not come out6 ,i tell you1 once and for all40 ,bernesia4 8,i will be ,master in my own ,house60 ,illustration3 ,photographer4 8,i think this is an excellent ,portrait of your ,wife40 ,mr4 ,smallweed4 8,i don't know--sort of repose about the mouth that somehow doesn't seem right0 ,illustration3 8,where did yer spend yer ',olidays1 ,bob80 8,souf o' ,frarnce1 o' course60 ,illustration3 ,,hospitality4 ,spokesman of ,working ,men's ,club 7on the occasion of their ,patron's first visit74 8,and we 'opes1 ,sir1 as this 'll be neither the first nor the last time as you'll dew us the honner of settin' among us60 ,illustration3 ,,so ,,inviting6 ,illustration3 ',bus ,conductor1 8,emmersmith6 ,emmersmith6 ',ere ye are6 ,emmersmith60 ',liza ,ann4 8,oo er yer callin' ,emmer ,smith8 ,sorcy 'ound60 ,illustration3 ,enthusiastic ,briton 7to seedy ,american1 who has been running down all our ,national ,monuments74 8,but even if our ,houses of ,parliament #8aren't in it1' as you say1 with the ,masonic ,temple of ,chicago1 surely1 ,sir1 you will admit the ,thames ,embankment1 for instance----0 ,seedy ,american4 8,waal1 guess ,i don't think so durned much of your ,thames ,embankment1 neither4 ,it rained all the blarmed time the night ,i slep on it40 ,illustration3 8,gentlemen1 ,i am ready to admit that his ,career in the ,past has not been free from ,blemish----0 ,illustration3 ,,fashionable ,,and ,,seasonable4 ,where to ,sup al fresco in the ,hottest ,weather4 ,the 8,whelkome ,club40 ,illustration3 8,tell your ,fortune1 ,pretty ,gentleman80 ,illustration3 ,clerk of ,booking-,office4 8,there is no ,first ,class by this ,train1 ,sir40 ',arry4 8,then wot are we going ter do1 ,bill80 ,illustration3 8,,the ,,anchor',s ,,weighed40 7,sketched on an ,excursion ,steamer47 ,illustration3 ,,social ,,evolution ,tramp 7to benevolent but inquisitive ,lady74 8,well you see1 ,mum1 it were like this4 ,i were a ',addick ,smoker by profession2 then ,i got ill1 and 'ad to go to the ',orspital2 then ,i sold ,cats' ,meat2 but some'ow or other ,i got into low water60 ,illustration3 ,a ,,sketch ,,near ,,piccadilly4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,motor ',,bus4 ,fussy ,old ,gent4 8,hi6 ,stop6 stop6 ,i want to get down40 ,driver4 8,i can't stop the bloomin' thing660 ,illustration3 8,poor likkle ,doggie--hasn't got any ,fevvers on60 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,motor ',,bus4 ,fussy ,old ,gent4 8,hi6 ,stop6 stop6 ,i want to get down40 ,driver4 8,i can't stop the bloomin' thing660 ,illustration3 ,,so ,,very ,,considerate4 ,stout ,coster4 8,where are yer goin' to1 ,bill80 ,bill4 8,inter the ,country for a nice ,drive1 bein' ,bank ',olidy40 ,stout ,coster4 8,same 'ere4 ,i sy6 don't yer think we might swop ,misseses just for a few ,hours8 ,it would be so much kinder to the ,hanimile60 ,illustration3 ,sexton 7to a ,divine1 who was spending his holidays in the country1 and who1 on the sudden illness of the ,village ,parson1 volunteered to take the duties74 8,a worse ,preacher would have done for us1 ,sir1 but we couldn't get one60 ,illustration3 ,,zoology4 8,that's a ,porkypine1 ,sarah40 8,no1 it ain't1 ,bill4 ,it's a ,orstridge60 ,illustration3 ,,songs ,,and ,,their ,,singers4 ,illustration3 #gi ,,songs ,,and ,,their ,,singers4 ,illustration3 ,,songs ,,and ,,their ,,singers4 8,oh1 rest you merry ,gentleman1 ,may nothing you dismay60 ,illustration3 8,a ,,study ,,in ,,expression40