,illu/ration ,,c>toons ,,by ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n ,illu/ration ,,c>toons ,,by ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n ,a ,selection ( ,"o ,hundr$ ,draw+s ,by ,,john ,t4 ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n ,,includ+ ,,! ,,fam\s 8,,boy ,,9 ,,spr+time0 ,,s]ies1 ,,etc4 ,illu/ration ,,*icago ,a4 ,c4 ,mc,c,l,u,r,g ,,co #aijd ,,copyright ,,by ,a4 ,c4 ,,mcclurg ,,co4 #aijc ,publi%$ ,may #b1 #aijc ,second ,edition1 ,may #bj1 #aijc ,?ird ,edition1 ,june #bj1 #aijc ,f\r? ,edition1 ,july #ae1 #aijc ,fif? ,edition1 ,janu>y #a1 #aijd ,! c>toons 9 ?is volume orig9ally appe>$ 9 8,! ,*icago ,record-,h]ald10 & !y are n[ repr9t$ ?r\gh ! c\rtesy ( ! publi%] ( t pap]1 ,mr4 ,frank ,b4 ,noyes4 ,,univ]sity ,,press ,,john ,,wilson ,,& ,,son ,,cambridge1 ,u4 ,s4 ,a4 ,,conc]n+ ,,mr4 ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n',s ,,c>toons ,^? :o h /udi$ & admir$ ,mr4 ,mc,cutcheon's c>toons 9 ! daily press d\btless h be5 favorably impress$ by ! two em95t *>act]i/ics ( 8 int5t4 ,fir/1 he c>toons public m5 )\t grossly insult+ !m4 ,second1 he recognizes ! v l>ge & important fact t political ev5ts d n fill ! entire horizon ( ! ,am]ican p4 ,x has n be5 v _m ye>s s9ce ! newspap] c>toon 0 a savage c>icature ( "s public man :o _h be5 guilty ( ent]ta9+ t>iff op9ions t did n agree ) ! t>iff op9ions ( ! man :o controll$ ! newspap]4 ,x 0 suppos$ to supplem5t ! ef=ts ( ! editorial 9 :i* ! lead]s ( ! opposition 7 t]m$ 8reptiles40 ,! fir/-class1 mod]n newspap] seems to h awak5$ to ! fact t our mundane exi/5ce is n entirely wrapp$ up 9 politics4 ,also1 t a man may disagree ) u & /ill h "s ( ! attributes ( humanity4 ,9 ,mr4 ,mc,cutcheon's c>toons we admire ! clev] execution1 & ! g5tle humor :i* diffuses all ( 8 "w1 b ,i d>e say t m ?an all we admire him = 8 consid]ate treatm5t ( public m5 & 8 bless$ wisdom 9 gett+ away f ! hackney$ political subjects & giv+ u a few pictures ( t e-day life :i* is our real int]e/4 ,george ,ade ,*icago1 ,m>* #a1 #aijc4 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,spr+time ,illu/ration3 8,dog gone x6 ,i wi% !y hadn't f\nd h] till aft] ! baseball season40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,spr+time ,illu/ration3 8,aw1 t's easy4 ,i c d lots h>d] ones ?an t40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,spr+time ,illu/ration3 8,,sunday ,,clo!s0 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,spr+time ,illu/ration3 8,dog gone ! luck1 anyway40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,spr+time ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,la/ ,,day ,,( ,,s*ool ,,! ,,fr5* ,,emiss>y ,,/udies ,,our ,,indu/rial ,,me?ods ,illu/ration3 ,,up-,,to-,,date ,,ar*itecture ,,! ,,fr5* ,,emiss>y ,,/udies ,,our ,,indu/rial ,,me?ods ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,ent]pris+ ,,daily ,,pap] ,,! ,,fr5* ,,emiss>y ,,/udies ,,our ,,indu/rial ,,me?ods ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,/ock ,,y>ds ,,! ,,fr5* ,,emiss>y ,,/udies ,,our ,,indu/rial ,,me?ods ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,bo>d ,,( ,,trade ,,! ,,coliseum ,,horse ,,%[ ,illu/ration ,,at ,,la/ ,,we ,,are ,,to ,,h ,,fox ,,hunt+ ,,ne> ,,*icago ,illu/ration ,a ,,sunday ,,trolley ,,trip ,,along ,,! ,,nor? ,,%ore ,illu/ration ,,sunday ,,9 ,,l9coln ,,p>k ,illu/ration ,,d]by ,,day ,illu/ration ,,! ,,lake ,,=e/ ,,horse ,,%[ ,illu/ration ,,! ,,wom5',s ,,golf ,,t\rnam5t ,illu/ration ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,pirate ,,*iefta9--8,we're ,surr\nd$ by p]ils4 ,beh9d ,u is a ,h]d ( ,wild ,buffaloes1 on ,"o ,side ,is an ,unfri5dly ,%ore ,sw>m+ ) ,ho/ile ,natives1 & 9 ,front ( ,u ,are ,break]s & ,deadly ,reptiles40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,see1 ,i a9't afraid40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,bl[+-,,up ,,( ,,p5elope ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,= ! l&'s sake1 *ild1 :]e d y put all ! /uff y eat8 ,?is is ! f\r? piece y've _h s9ce breakfa/40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,come & look at y\r new si/]1 ,johnny40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,i wond] if %e likes him bett] ?an %e does me40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,,! ,,voice ,,( ,,! ,,tempt]0 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,summ]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,,sudd5tly ,,attackt$0 ,,by ,,s]i\s ,,illness ,,on ,,! ,,fir/ ,,morn+ ,,( ,,s*ool ,,! ,,vacation ,,season ,illu/ration ,,read+ ,,! ,,decl>ation ,,( ,,indep5d5ce ,illu/ration ,,circus ,,day ,illu/ration ,,! ,,d9n]-,,horn ,,at ,,h>ve/-,,"t ,illu/ration ,,! ,,c\nty ,,fair ,illu/ration ,,! ,,op5+ ,,day ,,( ,,! ,,colleges ,illu/ration ,,! ,,colleges ,,are ,,n[ ,,9 ,,full ,,bla/ ,illu/ration ,,! ,,football ,,season ,,is ,,"h ,illu/ration ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,fall-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8',cept ,spr+ & ,summ]1 ,i l ,fall ! be/ ( all40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,fall-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,,recess0 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,fall-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,,little ,,bro!r ,,visits ,,! ,,s*ool0 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,fall-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,poor little fell[1 ,i'm afraid he's a pretty sick little dog40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,fall-,,"t ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,burial ,,( ,,kafoozalum ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,fall-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,g ahead1 ,bill1 y're brav] ?an ,i am4 ,we'll j p]t5d we're pirates & ! crulls is a %ip fill$ ) gold & joolry40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,fall-,,"t ,illu/ration3 ,,?ree ,,days ,,be=e ,,?anksgiv+--8,i believe ,i'll j p]t5d x's ,?anksgiv+ already40 ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,little ,,exhibition ,,( ,,democratic ,,simplicity ,,at ,a ,,new ,,york ,,lun*eon ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,,t5 ,,m9utes ,,9 ,,/4 ,,l\is ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,,puzzle--8,,:om ,,are ,,!y ,,expect+80 ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,co/ume ,,ev5t ,,at ,,! ,,auditorium1 ,,illu/rat+ ,,life ,,9 ,,! ,,wild ,,we/ ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,,milwaukee ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,,niag>a ,,falls ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,,bo/on ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,,bo/on ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 ,,an ,,aft]noon ,,tea ,,9 ,,new ,,york ,,ent]ta9+ ,,pr9ce ,,h5ry ,illu/ration3 8,,ladies ,,& ,,g5tlem51 ,i ,,?ank ,,y ,,= ,a ,,v ,,pleasant ,,visit0 ,,presid5t ,,roosevelt ,,is ,,re/+ ,,at ,,oy/] ,,bay ,illu/ration3 ,fir/ he *ops d[n a few trees4 ,illu/ration3 ,!n takes a cross-c\ntry cant]4 ,illu/ration3 ,& a tw5ty-m9ute brisk walk4 ,illu/ration3 ,aft] :i* he gives ! *ildr5 a :eel-b>r[ ride4 ,illu/ration3 ,he !n re/s = a mom5t4 ,illu/ration3 ,by :i* "t he is ready = breakfa/4 ,,our ,,presid5t ,,ent]ta9s ,,"s ,,( ,,8 ,,fri5ds ,,at ,,oy/] ,,bay ,illu/ration3 ,he fir/ ent]ta9s an old fell[ t5nis-play]4 ,illu/ration3 ,& !n %[s a few fell[ r\gh rid]s ar\nd t[n4 ,illu/ration3 ,aft] :i* he is visit$ by "s fell[ ,,ll4,d4's4 ,illu/ration3 ,& !n a c\ple ( old hunt] fri5ds4 ,illu/ration3 ,a few fell[ politicians !n call to discuss ! situation4 ,illu/ration3 ,& f9ally he has a pleasant *at ) "s fell[ au?ors & hi/orians4 ,,presid5t ,,roosevelt ,,visits ,,mr4 ,,clevel& ,,at ,,pr9ceton ,illu/ration3 8,ah6 ,welcome to ,pr9ceton1 ,mr4 ,roosevelt40 ,illu/ration3 8,w\ld y l to look at my photograph albums80 ,illu/ration3 8,t "o weigh$ eight p\nds1 ,!odore40 ,,be> ,,hunt+ ,,9 ,,miasma1 ,,mississippi ,illu/ration3 8,n[1 y je/ be pati5t1 ,mr4 ,presid5t1 & ye'll soon h a nice mess o' b>40 ,illu/ration3 7,f\r h\rs lat]47 8,i wond] :]e ! be>s are to-day4 ,?is is unbe>able40 ,illu/ration3 7,eight h\rs lat]47 8,/range !re wa'n't none o' !m b> ar\nd4 ,reckon y all wa'n't pati5t en\gh1 ,mr4 ,presid5t40 ,,campaign+ ,,) ,,ba?h\se ,,john ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,poet ,,c&idate ,,gives ,,an ,,au?or',s ,,read+ ,,be=e ,,lit]>y ,,circles ,,9 ,,! ,,lodg+-,,h\se ,,di/rict ,,campaign+ ,,) ,,ba?h\se ,,john ,illu/ration3 ,,c\ri] ,,f ,,! ,,front--8,!y've r\t$ ! #8,old ,gu>d1' ,g5]al60 ,,our ,,*icago ,,ald]m5 ,,9 ,,new ,,york ,illu/ration3 8,ah1 g5ts1 p]mit u to %[ y our beautiful city40 ,illu/ration3 8,n[1 g5ts1 /ep "r up & try to pick out ! little jok]40 ,illu/ration3 8,great ,scott1 ,%orty1 :o wass !m guys1 anyway80 ,,our ,,*icago ,,ald]m5 ,,9 ,,bo/on ,illu/ration3 8,ah1 g5tlem51 y are int]e/$ 9 lit]ature1 are y n80 8,:y1 sure40 ,illu/ration3 8,h[ is ! lit]>y movem5t 9 ! ,we/1 g5tlem580 8,f9e4 ,mov+ "r along 9 great %ape40 ,illu/ration3 8,i suppose y enjoy ,em]son1 g5tlem580 8,:y1 yes1 ,i suppose s4 ,:at pap]'s he on n[80 ,illu/ration3 8,& d y n love ,holmes1 ! de> old ,autocrat ( ! ,breakfa/ ,table80 8,y bet6 ,!re's nobody l ,%]lock = a good1 rattl+ detective /ory40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,w9t]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,look1 ,ma6 ,see h[ mu* wood we c>ri$ 91 & y didn't haf to ask u to1 ei!r4 ,& we wat]$ ! plants1 too40 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,w9t]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,lett] ,,to ,,santy ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,w9t]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,well1 h[ lovely = y to come ov] to visit y\r ,aunt ,m>y6 ,& y're j 9 "t = d9n]1 too4 ,isn't t nice8 ,did y tell y\r "m t y 7 go+ visit+80 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,w9t]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,come on6 ,hurry up1 fell]s6 ,! h\nds h f\nd ! trail60 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,w9t]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,fairy ,,/ory--8,once ^u a "t !re 0 a v beautiful little fairy pr9cess--0 ,a ,,boy ,,9 ,,w9t]-,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,i bet y] glad to be out aga91 ha9t y1 ,johnny80 ,,mr4 ,,morgan ,,visits ,,k+ ,,edw>d ,illu/ration ,,k+ ,,edw>d ,,meets ,,mr4 ,,morgan ,illu/ration3 8,good-ev5+1 ,y\r ,maje/y40 8,good-ev5+1 ,mr4 ,morgan40 ,illu/ration3 8,y look well 9 y\r knick]s1 ,morgan40 8,i came on my bike1 ,k+ ,edw>d40 ,illu/ration3 8,y\r cr[n becomes y v mu*1 ,k+40 8,i'm afraid x ne$s press+1 ,pi]pont40 ,illu/ration3 8,h a fre% cig>1 ,pi]p40 8,?anks1 ,edw>d4 ,x looks l a good "o40 ,illu/ration3 8,let me reciprocate1 ,ed4 ,h a bun* ( /ocks on me40 8,?anks4 ,don't c>e if ,i d40 ,illu/ration3 ,& !n ,pi]pont settl$ d[n to bus9ess4 ,,mr4 ,,morgan ,,meets ,,! ,,kais] ,illu/ration3 8,i hope y l my orig9al pa9t+1 ,mr4 ,morgan80 8,v clev]1 ,y\r ,maje/y40 ,illu/ration3 8,i hope y enjoy my orig9al musical composition1 ,mr4 ,morgan80 8,x's v clev]40 ,illu/ration3 8,my orig9al poetry int]e/s y1 ,i tru/80 ,illu/ration3 8,:at's t ab\t #8tru/'8 ,ah1 n[ y int]e/ me1 ,y\r ,maje/y40 ,,presid5t ,,roosevelt ,,deliv]s ,,an ,,address ,,to ,,! ,,tru/ ,,magnates ,illu/ration3 ,,presid5t ,,roosevelt--8,we mu/ regulate ! bad tru/s1 &-- ,illu/ration3 8,p]haps revise ! t>iff on articles t are sold *eap] abroad ?an at home40 ,,! ,,speak] ,,t ,,spoke ,,at ,,! ,,wrong ,,"t ,illu/ration3 8,%6 ,d n speak1 or else y'll wake ! t>iff40 ,illu/ration3 ,& j !n ,speak] ,h5d]son came along4 ,,social ,,happ5+s ,,at ,,bird ,,c5t]1 ,,ill9ois ,a ,,reception ,,9 ,,! ,k4 ,,( ,p4 ,,hall ,,9 ,,honor ,,( ,,! ,,hon4 ,,ephraim ,,pumphrey1 ,,congressman-,,elect ,illu/ration3 8,among ^? pres5t 7 ,mrs4 ,riley ,)]sby1 wid[ ( ! late ,riley ,)]sby2 ,rev4 ,walpole & wife & *ildr51 ,dr4 ,crosby ,niebl+ & wife1 ,judge ,horatio ,s4 ,w>d51 ,mr4 ,smiley ,w4 ,gre5e1 ! popul> und]tak]1 & wife & *ildr52 ,capta9 ,roscoe ,fry & wife & *ildr51 ,m9e ,ho/1 #8,mort' ,pet]s1 ( ! ,bird ,c5t] ,h\se1 & wife2 ,attorney ,d4 ,i4 ,black & wife & *ildr51 ,messrs4 ,w9?rop ,k4 ,biddle1 ( ,philadelphia1 ,elm] ,pratt1 ,hom] ,)]sby1 ,orville ,pet]s1 ,riley ,w4 ,pet]s1 ,wilbur ,fry1 & #8ye editor1' ,j4 ,osc> ,fi%]2 ,misses ,flossye ,niebl+1 ---- ,b>n>d1 ( ,x5ia1 ,ohio2 ,lucile ,ramona ,fry1 ,grace ,niebl+1 ,kate ,w>d51 :o is home = ! ,?anksgiv+ vacation2 ,mae ,niebl+1 ,myrtle ,pet]s1 ,elizabe? ,nicklefield1 ,anna ,walpole1 ,cl>a ,black1 & ,alys ,fry4 ,*ris ,c4 ,newb[] 0 also among ^? pres5t40 ,,social ,,happ5+s ,,at ,,bird ,,c5t]1 ,,ill9ois ,,mrs4 ,,riley ,,)]sby ,,ent]ta9s ,,! ,,bird ,,c5t] ,,read+ ,,circle ,illu/ration3 8,a delightful affair 0 t giv5 la/ ev5+ at ! pleasant resid5ce ( ,mrs4 ,riley ,)]sby4 ,x 0 ! mon?ly meet+ ( ! ,bird ,c5t] ,read+ ,circle & 0 an unusually successful & happy function4 ,among ^? pres5t 7 ,mrs4 ,riley ,)]sby1 ,rev4 ,walpole & wife & *ildr51 ,mr4 ,smiley ,w4 ,gre5e1 ! popul> und]tak]1 & wife & *ildr51 ,m9e ,ho/1 #8,mort' ,pet]s1 ( ! ,bird ,c5t] ,h\se1 & wife & *ildr51 ,messrs4 ,elm] ,pratt1 ,hom] ,)]sby1 ,orville ,pet]s1 ,riley ,w4 ,pet]s1 ,wilbur ,fry1 & ye editor1 ,j4 ,osc> ,fi%]1 ,misses ,lucile ,ramona ,fry1 ,grace ,niebl+1 ,kate ,w>d51 ,mae ,niebl+1 ,myrtle ,pet]s1 ,anna ,walpole1 ,cl>a ,black1 & o!rs4 ,*ris ,c4 ,newb[] 0 also pres5t = a :ile40 ,,social ,,happ5+s ,,at ,,bird ,,c5t]1 ,,ill9ois ,,mrs4 ,,smiley ,w4 ,,gre5e1 ,,wife ,,( ,,! ,,popul> ,,und]tak]1 ,,celebrates ,,?anksgiv+ ,,by ,,ent]ta9+ ,,! ,,danc+ ,,club ,illu/ration3 ,! ,danc+ ,club met at ! home ( ,mrs4 ,smiley ,w4 ,gre5e on ,?anksgiv+ ev5+4 ,a full quota ( our fell[ t[nsm5 att5d$ & all agre$ on p>t+ t a mo/ enjoyable "t 0 _h4 ,mrs4 ,gre5e 0 beautifully g[n$ 9 a blue & :ite creation trimm$ ) sprays ( immortelles4 ,elegant refre%m5ts 7 s]v$ & ! occasion 0 r5d]$ q ,bohemian 9 "* by ! pres5ce ( our tal5t$ local arti/1 ,e4 ,milton ,br[n ( ! ,bird ,c5t] ,t9type ,/udios4 ,rev4 ,walpole & family dropp$ 9 = a few mom5ts dur+ ! e>ly "p ( ! fe/ivities4 ,,additional ,,society ,,notes4 ,*ris ,c4 ,newb[] 0 also among ^? pres5t at ,mrs4 ,smiley ,w4 ,gre5e's danc+ club ent]ta9m5t4 ,*ris says t he is n mu* ( a %9+ light 9 ! social :irl4 99 99 99 99 99 ,miss ---- ,b>n>d1 ( ,x5ia1 ,ohio1 :o has be5 visit+ ! ,misses ,niebl+1 has decid$ to rema9 "h a week long]4 ,ah1 !re1 ,r----y ,p----s4 ,,! ,,w> ,,man,,uvres1 ,,! ,,gallant ,,g5]als1 ,,& ,,! ,,army ,,mules ,,:o ,,did ,,n ,,"k ,,t ,,x ,,0 ,,all ,,9 ,,fun ,illu/ration3 ,%ortly aft] lun*eon ! enemy's fleet 0 sight$ /eal?ily approa*+ by sea4 ,illu/ration3 ,:]eupon a t]rific battle occurr$ :i* la/$ two h\rs2 & ! fleet1 be+ sunk1 annihilat$1 & bl[n to atoms 7con/ructively71 ,illu/ration3 ,dep>t$1 leav+ ! army victori\s1 ) b two con/ructive casualties4 ,illu/ration3 ,e batt]y at ! =t 0 work$ ) t]rific effect4 ,,! ,,naval ,,man,,uvres ,,at ,,newport ,illu/ration3 8,! enemy's fleet has be5 sight$ (f ! />bo>d qu>t]1 sir40 ,illu/ration3 8,call all h&s to qu>t]s6 ,cle> %ip = action60 ,illu/ration3 8,?is rem9ds me ( ,santiago40 ,illu/ration3 8,! ,du*ess ( ,m>lbor\gh is alongside 9 h] d+hy1 sir40 8,pass ! ^w to cease fir+1 & h ,h] ,grace come abo>d40 ,illu/ration3 8,ah1 delight$1 ,y\r ,grace4 ,i hope ?is noise hasn't annoy$ y40 ,,decoration ,,day ,illu/ration3 8,don't cry1 ,gr&ma4 ,y'll see him aga9 sometime40 ,,! ,,+lori\s ,,fif? ,illu/ration ,,j ,,be=e ,,?anksgiv+ ,,day ,illu/ration3 8,,help+ ,,"m0 ,,j ,,be=e ,,*ri/mas ,illu/ration3 8,ah1 ,i see q a numb] ( new faces "h to-day40 ,,h ,,y ,,ev] ,,_h ,,?is ,,exp]i5ce8 ,illu/ration3 ,,mr4 ,,man%opp]--8,i've discov]$ ! great secret ( ,*ri/mas pres5t buy+4 ,fir/ decide positively :at y want to buy1 !n decide on ! price y want to pay1 & !n g & buy x40 ,illu/ration3 8,i ?9k ,i l t b[l bett] ?an ! vase or ! ink/&40 ,illu/ration3 ,,*orus ,,( ,,admir+ ,,fem99e ,,voices--8,oh1 isn't t a p]fectly lovely pit*]6 ,oh1 isn't x too lovely = any?+60 ,illu/ration3 ,mr4 ,man%opp] aft] hav+ pur*as$ a pres5t = 8 wife's writ+ desk4 ,a ,,pictorial ,,s]monette ,,! ,,woman ,,:o ,,tells ,,h] ,,husb& ,,all ,,h] ,,petty ,,tr\bles ,illu/ration3 8,i tell y1 x's a relief to get home aft] a long1 h>d day ( "w & worry at ! (fice40 ,illu/ration3 8,oh1 ,william1 ,i've _h su* a dreadful day to-day6 ,fir/ x 0 "o ?+ & !n ano!r4 ,i j "k ! groc] ov]*>g$ me on t yea/ ,i b\ght ye/]day2 & ! baby cri$ ne>ly an h\r ?is aft]noon1 & ! bread burn$1 & ! dog *ew$ up "o ( y\r slipp]s1 & ! ro( leaks1 & ! hall c>pet is we>+ out40 ,illu/ration3 8,& y mu/ puni% ,willie4 ,i c't d a ?+ ) him any m4 ,he insi/s on be+ a pirate :5 he gr[s up1 & he kn[s well en\gh t we want him to be a doctor4 ,& we really mu/ h a new hall c>pet1 & y mu/ see ab\t ! ro(1 & be sure to see ! groc] ab\t ! yea/40 ,illu/ration3 8,great ,scott6 ,i guess ,i'll h to g d[n to ! (fice aga9 to-night40 ,a ,,pictorial ,,s]monette ,illu/ration3 8,half-pa/ f\r--& ,johnny n "h yet4 ,i wond] :at c keep him s long80 ,illu/ration3 8,suppos+ he has be5 skat+ & has brok5 ?r\gh ! ice60 ,illu/ration3 8,or maybe he has be5 run ov] by a trolley c>60 ,illu/ration3 8,oh1 ,i "k some?+ dreadful has happ5$ to him4 ,i j "k !y'll soon be br++ him home40 ,illu/ration3 ,b1 z usual1 !re 0 no?+ :atev] ! matt] ) ,johnny4 ,a ,,pictorial ,,s]monette ,,! ,,man ,,:o ,,_h ,,no ,,"r ,,to ,,talk ,illu/ration3 ,,at ,,eight ,o',,clock--8,:y1 take a night l ?is1 ) ! !rmomet] bel[ z]o1 ! suff]+ among ! poor is simply t]rible4 ,somebody ought to take !m coal b>ons out & /r+ 'em up to ! ne>e/ lamp-po/40 ,illu/ration3 ,,at ,,elev5 ,o',,clock--8,i tell y1 g5tlem51 x's an infam\s outrage4 ,j ?9k ( ! suff]+ among ! helpless poor4 ,x makes me mad to ?9k ( x4 ,i wi% ,i 0 ,presid5t = ab\t fifte5 m9utes--y'd see "s ( !m villa9s 9 ! coal tru/ pay = _! conf\nd$ he>tlessness40 ,illu/ration3 ,,at ,,twelve ,o',,clock--8,well1 ,i've got to be go+1 = ,i've got a twelve-mile drive & x's bitt] cold to-night4 ,i pity ! poor p :o h no coal on a night l ?is40 ,a ,,pictorial ,,s]monette ,,on ,,! ,,imag9ative ,,man ,,:o ,,works ,,himself ,,into ,a ,,passion ,,because ,,he ,,?9ks ,,"s ,,"o ,,may ,,insult ,,him ,illu/ration3 8,i wond] if he w rememb] me aft] all ^! ye>s4 ,maybe 8 prosp]ity has *ang$ him s t he w pret5d to =get ! old s*ool-days40 ,illu/ration3 8,well1 if he tries ! haughty act ) me !re'll be tr\ble4 ,i won't all[ any man to insult me4 ,x w\ld be an outrage\s way to treat an old fri5d40 ,illu/ration3 8,& ,i'm too pr\d to /& = x a m9ute6 ,i'll mop up ! floor ) him6 ,i'll %[ him t ,i'm z good z he is1 ev5 if he is ri*4 ,conf\nd him1 ,i'll leave ?is bea/ly hole r ?an be humiliat$ t way60 ,illu/ration3 ,z a matt] ( fact ,mr4 ,scadswor? 0 delight$ to see 8 old fri5d4 ,a ,,pictorial ,,s]monette ,,"o ,,( ,,! ,,p]ils ,,( ,,^? ,,^: ,,positions ,,9 ,,society ,,are ,,n ,,secure ,illu/ration3 ,,mr4 ,,snobbly 7aside7--8,great ,scott1 !re's t man :o spoke to me at ! hotel4 ,i wond] h[ he broke 9 "h4 ,i hope he doesn't speak to me "r "h be=e ,mrs4 ,topnot*]40 ,illu/ration3 8,oh1 ,mrs4 ,topnot*]1 :at a beautiful tape/ry t is ov] !re60 ,illu/ration3 8,& :at a lovely *&eli] y h40 7,aside47 8,i hope t old man has n recognis$ me40 ,illu/ration3 ,z a matt] ( fact1 old ,mr4 ,bullion didn't "k ,snobbly 0 on e>?4 ,he m]ely came ov] to speak to 8 old fri5d1 ,mrs4 ,topnot*]1 ) :om he sp5t a week at a h\se-p>ty 9 ,w9dsor ,ca/le z ! gue/ ( ,k+ ,edw>d4 ,,mr4 ,,lugubri\s ,,blue ,,& ,,mr4 ,,smiley ,,gladd ,,on ,,! ,,v5ezuelan ,,situation ,illu/ration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,well1 ,i see !re's ano!r little scrap d[n 9 ,v5ezuela40 ,,mr4 ,,blue--8,little scrap1 no?+4 ,x's ! beg9n+ ( a t]rible w> betwe5 ! ,unit$ ,/ates & ,europe40 ,illu/ration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,oh1 ,i ?9k !y'll adju/ ! tr\ble be=e long40 8,n[1 y m>k my words4 ,inside ( ?ree mon?s we'll h to def5d ! ,monroe ,doctr9e aga9/ ,engl& & ,g]many40 ,illu/ration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,oh1 de> me1 y don't ?9k x's s s]i\s z all t1 d y80 8,li/54 ,i'll tell y j :at w happ54 ,engl& & ,g]many w fight ,v5ezuela = a week or two1 !n dem& eight hundr$ million doll>s indemnity & refuse to leave till !y get x4 ,uncle ,sam'll say1 #8cle> out1' & !n look out = some?+ do+ 9 w> circles40 ,illu/ration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,oh1 ,i'm sure !y'll pat* x up all "r40 8,j y wait4 ,we'll h a w> t w be ! mo/ dreadful "o t ev] happ5$40 ,a ,,c>ibbean ,,s*,,tz5fe/ ,,or1 ,,! ,,%ip ,,t ,,0 ,,mu* ,,! ,,worse ,,= ,,w> ,illu/ration3 8,a*1 ,himmel1 ?is monotony is deadly4 ,ni*ts komme raus2 or1 9 o!r words1 !re's no?+ do+ 9 w> circles40 ,illu/ration3 8,:ile we're wait+1 let's heave a few twelve-p\nd]s ov] 9 t ,v5ezuelan =t4 ,let's wake 'em up a little40 ,illu/ration3 8,by ! way1 gunn]1 see if y c %oot ! mizz5-ma/ (f ( t mule ov] yond]40 ,illu/ration3 ,b at t mom5t ! ,v5ezuelans woke up1 & ! ,s*tz5fe/ 0 all ov]4 ,,%]lock ,,holmes ,,analyzes ,a ,,p]fect ,,/rang] ,illu/ration3 ,,%]lock ,,holmes--8,ah1 a /rang] :om ,i've nev] se5 be=e40 ,illu/ration3 8,h[ d y d1 sir4 ,i obs]ve t y are 9 ! coal tru/2 also t y h j _h a n>r[ escape2 t y h no *ildr52 t y 7 9 a great hurry ?is morn+2 t y h be5 writ+1 & t y %av$ ) y\r left h& ?is morn+4 ,are y go+ away on ! aft]noon or ! ev5+ tra980 ,illu/ration3 8,:y1 ?is is simply m>vel\s1 ,mr4 ,holmes4 ,ev]y?+ y've said is true4 ,h[ 9 ! _w did y f9d out all ^! ?+s ab\t a man y've nev] he>d ( be=e80 ,illu/ration3 8,by a v simple process ( d$uction4 ,i c tell by y\r h&s t y are 9 a tru/1 & ,i "k x 0 ! coal tru/ by ! hungry way y look$ at my purse !re on ! table1 & by ! fact t y glanc$ appreh5sively ar\nd y z if expect+ "s "o to hit y ) a club4 ,i knew t y _h j _h a n>r[ escape1 by ! fact t ?ree bricks graz$ y1 & ! brick du/ is /ill on y\r coat4 ,y h no *ildr51 = if y _h y w\ld h "s consid]ation = poor p :o h *ildr54 ,i knew t y expect$ to take a j\rney1 because ,i und]/& ! gr& jury is 9 session4 ,i also knew t y _h %av$ ) y\r left h& because y\r face is cut1 & !re is ink on y\r "r =ef+]1 %[+ t y 7 writ+ out an ord] to :oop ! price ( coal :ile %av+ ) y\r left4 ,y 7 9 a hurry1 because y _h "t to h only "o %oe poli%$4 ,x's all v simple40 ,,! ,,sympa!tic ,,coal ,,deal] ,,& ,,! ,,man ,,:o ,,_h ,,to ,,h ,a ,,ton ,,( ,,coal ,illu/ration3 ,,sympa!tic ,,coal ,,deal]--8,i'm t]rible sorry y\r family is suff]+1 b ,i hav5't an ounce ( coal t isn't contract$ =40 ,illu/ration3 8,oh1 x breaks my he>t to he> t y\r *ildr5 are suff]+ & if ,i _h any coal to sp>e ,i'd let y h x40 ,illu/ration3 8,oh1 y\r sad /ory ov]:elms me ) grief & ,i wi% to express my deep sympa?y40 ,illu/ration3 8,i'll s5d ! coal "r d[n4 ,if y ne$ any m j let me "k40 ,,does ,,! ,,end ,,ju/ify ,,! ,,meanness8 ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,coal ,,op]ator--8,hone/ly1 ,i hate to see all ?is suff]+ ^u all sides--0 ,illu/ration3 8,b1 ,great ,scott1 j see h[ mu* money ,i'm mak+6 ,i'll soon h en\gh to end[ a college40 ,,! ,,coal ,,inve/igation ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,*airman ,,( ,,! ,,committee ,,to ,,! ,,coal ,,conspirator--8,n[1 answ] me explicitly4 ,:at p] c5t ( hydrog5 does ! av]age ton ( coal conta980 ,illu/ration3 8,n[1 d n attempt to equivocate or evade ?is important "q4 ,if a ton ( coal weighs a ?\s& p\nds1 h[ mu* does a ton ( an?racite coal weigh comp>$ to ! weight ( a ton ( bitum9\s coal80 ,illu/ration3 8,d y or d y n "k :e!r a ton ( an?racite coal dat+ f ! paleozoic age burns m readily ?an a ton ( bitum9\s dat+ f ! pre-glacial epo*8 ,?is has an important be>+ ^u our inve/igation40 ,illu/ration3 ,! ,committee submits its report4 8,,an>*y ,,isle0 ,illu/ration3 ,,sugge/$ ,,by ,,s5ator ,,ho> ,,!re ,,is ,,no ,,clause ,,9 ,,! ,,new ,,nic>aguan ,,canal ,,treaty ,,aga9/ ,,billbo>ds ,illu/ration 8,,9 ,,! ,,spr+ ,,! ,,"y ,,man',s ,,fancies ,,lightly ,,turn ,,to ,,?\ghts ,,( ,,/4 ,,joe0 ,illu/ration3 ,! ,mi*igan 8,gretna ,gre50 ,,! ,,arrival ,,( ,,! ,,indiana ,,au?ors ,,& ,,poets ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,lit]>y ,,ev5t ,,9 ,,*icago ,,! ,,annual ,,cruise ,,( ,,! ,,doro!a ,,& ,,! ,,ill9ois ,,naval ,,res]ves ,illu/ration ,,! ,,national ,,golf ,,t\rnam5t ,,at ,,gl5view ,illu/ration ,,social ,,happ5+s ,,9 ,,wa%+ton1 ,d4 ,c4 ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,tea ,,& ,,pun* ,,r\te ,,on ,,connecticut ,,av5ue ,,dur+ ,,! ,,busy ,,h\rs ,,"o ,,result ,,( ,,! ,,mod]n ,,me?ods ,,( ,,! ,,up-,,to-,,date ,,*ur* ,illu/ration3 8,john1 ,i j "k !re's somebody try+ to get 9 our front door40 ,illu/ration3 8,n[1 d be c>eful :5 y op5 ! door1 ,john40 ,illu/ration3 8,john1 ,john1 don't op5 t door60 ,illu/ration3 8,gee6 ,i didn't "k w'ere te toor-bell wass at40 ,illu/ration3 8,oh1 ,john1 ,i j "k some?+ dreadful has happ5$ to fa!r60 ,illu/ration3 8,gee6 if d]e ha9't no answ]1 ,i guess ,i'll mosey back4 ,gee6 dis is a pea* ( a night40 ,,g5]al ,,*affee ,,& ,,vice-,,gov]nor ,,wright ,,arrive ,,f ,,! ,,philipp9es ,illu/ration3 8,let u give !m a ,filip9o welcome t w make !m feel at home40 ,,! ,,univ]sity ,,( ,,*icago ,,football ,,team-- ,illu/ration3 ,,z ,,/agg ,,describes ,,! ,,condition ,,( ,,! ,,team ,,be=e ,,! ,,game-- ,illu/ration3 ,,z ,,! ,,team ,,really ,,w ,,be ,,dur+ ,,! ,,game ,,! ,,popul> ,,girl ,,:o ,,wi%$ ,,out ,,l\d ,illu/ration3 8,oh1 ,i %\ld s de>ly love to h a nice ,bo/on t]ri]60 ,illu/ration3 ,decemb] tw5ty-fif?