,illustration ,,cartoons ,,by ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n ,illustration ,,cartoons ,,by ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n ,a ,selection of ,one ,hundred ,drawings ,by ,,john ,t4 ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n ,,including ,,the ,,famous 8,,boy ,,in ,,springtime0 ,,series1 ,,etc4 ,illustration ,,chicago ,a4 ,c4 ,mc,c,l,u,r,g ,,co #aijd ,,copyright ,,by ,a4 ,c4 ,,mcclurg ,,co4 #aijc ,published ,may #b1 #aijc ,second ,edition1 ,may #bj1 #aijc ,third ,edition1 ,june #bj1 #aijc ,fourth ,edition1 ,july #ae1 #aijc ,fifth ,edition1 ,january #a1 #aijd ,the cartoons in this volume originally appeared in 8,the ,chicago ,record-,herald10 and they are now reprinted through the courtesy of the publisher of that paper1 ,mr4 ,frank ,b4 ,noyes4 ,,university ,,press ,,john ,,wilson ,,and ,,son ,,cambridge1 ,u4 ,s4 ,a4 ,,concerning ,,mr4 ,mc,c,u,t,c,h,e,o,n',s ,,cartoons ,those who have studied and admired ,mr4 ,mc,cutcheon's cartoons in the daily press doubtless have been favorably impressed by the two eminent characteristics of his intent4 ,first1 he cartoons public men without grossly insulting them4 ,second1 he recognizes the very large and important fact that political events do not fill the entire horizon of the ,american people4 ,it has not been very many years since the newspaper cartoon was a savage caricature of some public man who had been guilty of entertaining tariff opinions that did not agree with the tariff opinions of the man who controlled the newspaper4 ,it was supposed to supplement the efforts of the editorial in which the leaders of the opposition were termed 8reptiles40 ,the first-class1 modern newspaper seems to have awakened to the fact that our mundane existence is not entirely wrapped up in politics4 ,also1 that a man may disagree with us and still have some of the attributes of humanity4 ,in ,mr4 ,mc,cutcheon's cartoons we admire the clever execution1 and the gentle humor which diffuses all of his work1 but ,i dare say that more than all we admire him for his considerate treatment of public men and his blessed wisdom in getting away from the hackneyed political subjects and giving us a few pictures of that every-day life which is our real interest4 ,george ,ade ,chicago1 ,march #a1 #aijc4 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,springtime ,illustration3 8,dog gone it6 ,i wish they hadn't found her till after the baseball season40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,springtime ,illustration3 8,aw1 that's easy4 ,i can do lots harder ones than that40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,springtime ,illustration3 8,,sunday ,,clothes0 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,springtime ,illustration3 8,dog gone the luck1 anyway40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,springtime ,illustration3 ,,the ,,last ,,day ,,of ,,school ,,the ,,french ,,emissary ,,studies ,,our ,,industrial ,,methods ,illustration3 ,,up-,,to-,,date ,,architecture ,,the ,,french ,,emissary ,,studies ,,our ,,industrial ,,methods ,illustration3 ,,the ,,enterprising ,,daily ,,paper ,,the ,,french ,,emissary ,,studies ,,our ,,industrial ,,methods ,illustration3 ,,the ,,stock ,,yards ,,the ,,french ,,emissary ,,studies ,,our ,,industrial ,,methods ,illustration3 ,,the ,,board ,,of ,,trade ,,the ,,coliseum ,,horse ,,show ,illustration ,,at ,,last ,,we ,,are ,,to ,,have ,,fox ,,hunting ,,near ,,chicago ,illustration ,a ,,sunday ,,trolley ,,trip ,,along ,,the ,,north ,,shore ,illustration ,,sunday ,,in ,,lincoln ,,park ,illustration ,,derby ,,day ,illustration ,,the ,,lake ,,forest ,,horse ,,show ,illustration ,,the ,,women',s ,,golf ,,tournament ,illustration ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 ,,the ,,pirate ,,chieftain--8,we're ,surrounded by perils4 ,behind ,us is a ,herd of ,wild ,buffaloes1 on ,one ,side ,is an ,unfriendly ,shore ,swarming with ,hostile ,natives1 and in ,front of ,us ,are ,breakers and ,deadly ,reptiles40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 8,see1 ,i ain't afraid40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 ,,the ,,blowing-,,up ,,of ,,penelope ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 8,for the land's sake1 child1 where do you put all the stuff you eat8 ,this is the fourth piece you've had since breakfast40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 8,come and look at your new sister1 ,johnny40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 8,i wonder if she likes him better than she does me40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 8,,the ,,voice ,,of ,,the ,,tempter0 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,summer-,,time ,illustration3 8,,suddently ,,attackted0 ,,by ,,serious ,,illness ,,on ,,the ,,first ,,morning ,,of ,,school ,,the ,,vacation ,,season ,illustration ,,reading ,,the ,,declaration ,,of ,,independence ,illustration ,,circus ,,day ,illustration ,,the ,,dinner-,,horn ,,at ,,harvest-,,time ,illustration ,,the ,,county ,,fair ,illustration ,,the ,,opening ,,day ,,of ,,the ,,colleges ,illustration ,,the ,,colleges ,,are ,,now ,,in ,,full ,,blast ,illustration ,,the ,,football ,,season ,,is ,,here ,illustration ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,fall-,,time ,illustration3 8',cept ,spring and ,summer1 ,i like ,fall the best of all40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,fall-,,time ,illustration3 8,,recess0 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,fall-,,time ,illustration3 8,,little ,,brother ,,visits ,,the ,,school0 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,fall-,,time ,illustration3 8,poor little fellow1 ,i'm afraid he's a pretty sick little dog40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,fall-,,time ,illustration3 ,,the ,,burial ,,of ,,kafoozalum ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,fall-,,time ,illustration3 8,go ahead1 ,bill1 you're braver than ,i am4 ,we'll just pertend we're pirates and the crulls is a ship filled with gold and joolry40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,fall-,,time ,illustration3 ,,three ,,days ,,before ,,thanksgiving--8,i believe ,i'll just pertend it's ,thanksgiving already40 ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,a ,,little ,,exhibition ,,of ,,democratic ,,simplicity ,,at ,a ,,new ,,york ,,luncheon ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,,ten ,,minutes ,,in ,,st4 ,,louis ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,,puzzle--8,,whom ,,are ,,they ,,expecting80 ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,a ,,costume ,,event ,,at ,,the ,,auditorium1 ,,illustrating ,,life ,,in ,,the ,,wild ,,west ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,,milwaukee ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,,niagara ,,falls ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,,boston ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,,boston ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 ,,an ,,afternoon ,,tea ,,in ,,new ,,york ,,entertaining ,,prince ,,henry ,illustration3 8,,ladies ,,and ,,gentlemen1 ,i ,,thank ,,you ,,for ,a ,,very ,,pleasant ,,visit0 ,,president ,,roosevelt ,,is ,,resting ,,at ,,oyster ,,bay ,illustration3 ,first he chops down a few trees4 ,illustration3 ,then takes a cross-country canter4 ,illustration3 ,and a twenty-minute brisk walk4 ,illustration3 ,after which he gives the children a wheel-barrow ride4 ,illustration3 ,he then rests for a moment4 ,illustration3 ,by which time he is ready for breakfast4 ,,our ,,president ,,entertains ,,some ,,of ,,his ,,friends ,,at ,,oyster ,,bay ,illustration3 ,he first entertains an old fellow tennis-player4 ,illustration3 ,and then shows a few fellow rough riders around town4 ,illustration3 ,after which he is visited by some fellow ,,ll4,d4's4 ,illustration3 ,and then a couple of old hunter friends4 ,illustration3 ,a few fellow politicians then call to discuss the situation4 ,illustration3 ,and finally he has a pleasant chat with some fellow authors and historians4 ,,president ,,roosevelt ,,visits ,,mr4 ,,cleveland ,,at ,,princeton ,illustration3 8,ah6 ,welcome to ,princeton1 ,mr4 ,roosevelt40 ,illustration3 8,would you like to look at my photograph albums80 ,illustration3 8,that one weighed eight pounds1 ,theodore40 ,,bear ,,hunting ,,in ,,miasma1 ,,mississippi ,illustration3 8,now1 you jest be patient1 ,mr4 ,president1 and ye'll soon have a nice mess o' bar40 ,illustration3 7,four hours later47 8,i wonder where the bears are to-day4 ,this is unbearable40 ,illustration3 7,eight hours later47 8,strange there wa'n't none o' them bar around4 ,reckon you all wa'n't patient enough1 ,mr4 ,president40 ,,campaigning ,,with ,,bathhouse ,,john ,illustration3 ,,the ,,poet ,,candidate ,,gives ,,an ,,author',s ,,reading ,,before ,,literary ,,circles ,,in ,,the ,,lodging-,,house ,,district ,,campaigning ,,with ,,bathhouse ,,john ,illustration3 ,,courier ,,from ,,the ,,front--8,they've routed the #8,old ,guard1' ,general60 ,,our ,,chicago ,,aldermen ,,in ,,new ,,york ,illustration3 8,ah1 gents1 permit us to show you our beautiful city40 ,illustration3 8,now1 gents1 step right up and try to pick out the little joker40 ,illustration3 8,great ,scott1 ,shorty1 who wass them guys1 anyway80 ,,our ,,chicago ,,aldermen ,,in ,,boston ,illustration3 8,ah1 gentlemen1 you are interested in literature1 are you not80 8,why1 sure40 ,illustration3 8,how is the literary movement in the ,west1 gentlemen80 8,fine4 ,moving right along in great shape40 ,illustration3 8,i suppose you enjoy ,emerson1 gentlemen80 8,why1 yes1 ,i suppose so4 ,what paper's he on now80 ,illustration3 8,and do you not love ,holmes1 the dear old ,autocrat of the ,breakfast ,table80 8,you bet6 ,there's nobody like ,sherlock for a good1 rattling detective story40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,winter-,,time ,illustration3 8,look1 ,ma6 ,see how much wood we carried in1 and you didn't haf to ask us to1 either4 ,and we watered the plants1 too40 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,winter-,,time ,illustration3 ,a ,,letter ,,to ,,santy ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,winter-,,time ,illustration3 8,well1 how lovely for you to come over to visit your ,aunt ,mary6 ,and you're just in time for dinner1 too4 ,isn't that nice8 ,did you tell your mother that you were going visiting80 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,winter-,,time ,illustration3 8,come on6 ,hurry up1 fellers6 ,the hounds have found the trail60 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,winter-,,time ,illustration3 ,,the ,,fairy ,,story--8,once upon a time there was a very beautiful little fairy princess--0 ,a ,,boy ,,in ,,winter-,,time ,illustration3 8,i bet yer glad to be out again1 haint you1 ,johnny80 ,,mr4 ,,morgan ,,visits ,,king ,,edward ,illustration ,,king ,,edward ,,meets ,,mr4 ,,morgan ,illustration3 8,good-evening1 ,your ,majesty40 8,good-evening1 ,mr4 ,morgan40 ,illustration3 8,you look well in your knickers1 ,morgan40 8,i came on my bike1 ,king ,edward40 ,illustration3 8,your crown becomes you very much1 ,king40 8,i'm afraid it needs pressing1 ,pierpont40 ,illustration3 8,have a fresh cigar1 ,pierp40 8,thanks1 ,edward4 ,it looks like a good one40 ,illustration3 8,let me reciprocate1 ,ed4 ,have a bunch of stocks on me40 8,thanks4 ,don't care if ,i do40 ,illustration3 ,and then ,pierpont settled down to business4 ,,mr4 ,,morgan ,,meets ,,the ,,kaiser ,illustration3 8,i hope you like my original painting1 ,mr4 ,morgan80 8,very clever1 ,your ,majesty40 ,illustration3 8,i hope you enjoy my original musical composition1 ,mr4 ,morgan80 8,it's very clever40 ,illustration3 8,my original poetry interests you1 ,i trust80 ,illustration3 8,what's that about #8trust'8 ,ah1 now you interest me1 ,your ,majesty40 ,,president ,,roosevelt ,,delivers ,,an ,,address ,,to ,,the ,,trust ,,magnates ,illustration3 ,,president ,,roosevelt--8,we must regulate the bad trusts1 and-- ,illustration3 8,perhaps revise the tariff on articles that are sold cheaper abroad than at home40 ,,the ,,speaker ,,that ,,spoke ,,at ,,the ,,wrong ,,time ,illustration3 8,sh6 ,do not speak1 or else you'll wake the tariff40 ,illustration3 ,and just then ,speaker ,henderson came along4 ,,social ,,happenings ,,at ,,bird ,,center1 ,,illinois ,a ,,reception ,,in ,,the ,k4 ,,of ,p4 ,,hall ,,in ,,honor ,,of ,,the ,,hon4 ,,ephraim ,,pumphrey1 ,,congressman-,,elect ,illustration3 8,among those present were ,mrs4 ,riley ,withersby1 widow of the late ,riley ,withersby2 ,rev4 ,walpole and wife and children1 ,dr4 ,crosby ,niebling and wife1 ,judge ,horatio ,s4 ,warden1 ,mr4 ,smiley ,w4 ,greene1 the popular undertaker1 and wife and children2 ,captain ,roscoe ,fry and wife and children1 ,mine ,host1 #8,mort' ,peters1 of the ,bird ,center ,house1 and wife2 ,attorney ,d4 ,i4 ,black and wife and children1 ,messrs4 ,winthrop ,k4 ,biddle1 of ,philadelphia1 ,elmer ,pratt1 ,homer ,withersby1 ,orville ,peters1 ,riley ,w4 ,peters1 ,wilbur ,fry1 and #8ye editor1' ,j4 ,oscar ,fisher2 ,misses ,flossye ,niebling1 ---- ,barnard1 of ,xenia1 ,ohio2 ,lucile ,ramona ,fry1 ,grace ,niebling1 ,kate ,warden1 who is home for the ,thanksgiving vacation2 ,mae ,niebling1 ,myrtle ,peters1 ,elizabeth ,nicklefield1 ,anna ,walpole1 ,clara ,black1 and ,alys ,fry4 ,chris ,c4 ,newbower was also among those present40 ,,social ,,happenings ,,at ,,bird ,,center1 ,,illinois ,,mrs4 ,,riley ,,withersby ,,entertains ,,the ,,bird ,,center ,,reading ,,circle ,illustration3 8,a delightful affair was that given last evening at the pleasant residence of ,mrs4 ,riley ,withersby4 ,it was the monthly meeting of the ,bird ,center ,reading ,circle and was an unusually successful and happy function4 ,among those present were ,mrs4 ,riley ,withersby1 ,rev4 ,walpole and wife and children1 ,mr4 ,smiley ,w4 ,greene1 the popular undertaker1 and wife and children1 ,mine ,host1 #8,mort' ,peters1 of the ,bird ,center ,house1 and wife and children1 ,messrs4 ,elmer ,pratt1 ,homer ,withersby1 ,orville ,peters1 ,riley ,w4 ,peters1 ,wilbur ,fry1 and ye editor1 ,j4 ,oscar ,fisher1 ,misses ,lucile ,ramona ,fry1 ,grace ,niebling1 ,kate ,warden1 ,mae ,niebling1 ,myrtle ,peters1 ,anna ,walpole1 ,clara ,black1 and others4 ,chris ,c4 ,newbower was also present for a while40 ,,social ,,happenings ,,at ,,bird ,,center1 ,,illinois ,,mrs4 ,,smiley ,w4 ,,greene1 ,,wife ,,of ,,the ,,popular ,,undertaker1 ,,celebrates ,,thanksgiving ,,by ,,entertaining ,,the ,,dancing ,,club ,illustration3 ,the ,dancing ,club met at the home of ,mrs4 ,smiley ,w4 ,greene on ,thanksgiving evening4 ,a full quota of our fellow townsmen attended and all agreed on parting that a most enjoyable time was had4 ,mrs4 ,greene was beautifully gowned in a blue and white creation trimmed with sprays of immortelles4 ,elegant refreshments were served and the occasion was rendered quite ,bohemian in character by the presence of our talented local artist1 ,e4 ,milton ,brown of the ,bird ,center ,tintype ,studios4 ,rev4 ,walpole and family dropped in for a few moments during the early part of the festivities4 ,,additional ,,society ,,notes4 ,chris ,c4 ,newbower was also among those present at ,mrs4 ,smiley ,w4 ,greene's dancing club entertainment4 ,chris says that he is not much of a shining light in the social whirl4 99 99 99 99 99 ,miss ---- ,barnard1 of ,xenia1 ,ohio1 who has been visiting the ,misses ,niebling1 has decided to remain here a week longer4 ,ah1 there1 ,r----y ,p----s4 ,,the ,,war ,,man,,uvres1 ,,the ,,gallant ,,generals1 ,,and ,,the ,,army ,,mules ,,who ,,did ,,not ,,know ,,that ,,it ,,was ,,all ,,in ,,fun ,illustration3 ,shortly after luncheon the enemy's fleet was sighted stealthily approaching by sea4 ,illustration3 ,whereupon a terrific battle occurred which lasted two hours2 and the fleet1 being sunk1 annihilated1 and blown to atoms 7constructively71 ,illustration3 ,departed1 leaving the army victorious1 with but two constructive casualties4 ,illustration3 ,every battery at the fort was worked with terrific effect4 ,,the ,,naval ,,man,,uvres ,,at ,,newport ,illustration3 8,the enemy's fleet has been sighted off the starboard quarter1 sir40 ,illustration3 8,call all hands to quarters6 ,clear ship for action60 ,illustration3 8,this reminds me of ,santiago40 ,illustration3 8,the ,duchess of ,marlborough is alongside in her dinghy1 sir40 8,pass the word to cease firing1 and have ,her ,grace come aboard40 ,illustration3 8,ah1 delighted1 ,your ,grace4 ,i hope this noise hasn't annoyed you40 ,,decoration ,,day ,illustration3 8,don't cry1 ,grandma4 ,you'll see him again sometime40 ,,the ,,inglorious ,,fifth ,illustration ,,just ,,before ,,thanksgiving ,,day ,illustration3 8,,helping ,,mother0 ,,just ,,before ,,christmas ,illustration3 8,ah1 ,i see quite a number of new faces here to-day40 ,,have ,,you ,,ever ,,had ,,this ,,experience8 ,illustration3 ,,mr4 ,,manshopper--8,i've discovered the great secret of ,christmas present buying4 ,first decide positively what you want to buy1 then decide on the price you want to pay1 and then go and buy it40 ,illustration3 8,i think ,i like that bowl better than the vase or the inkstand40 ,illustration3 ,,chorus ,,of ,,admiring ,,feminine ,,voices--8,oh1 isn't that a perfectly lovely pitcher6 ,oh1 isn't it too lovely for anything60 ,illustration3 ,mr4 ,manshopper after having purchased a present for his wife's writing desk4 ,a ,,pictorial ,,sermonette ,,the ,,woman ,,who ,,tells ,,her ,,husband ,,all ,,her ,,petty ,,troubles ,illustration3 8,i tell you1 it's a relief to get home after a long1 hard day of work and worry at the office40 ,illustration3 8,oh1 ,william1 ,i've had such a dreadful day to-day6 ,first it was one thing and then another4 ,i just know the grocer overcharged me on that yeast ,i bought yesterday2 and the baby cried nearly an hour this afternoon1 and the bread burned1 and the dog chewed up one of your slippers1 and the roof leaks1 and the hall carpet is wearing out40 ,illustration3 8,and you must punish ,willie4 ,i can't do a thing with him any more4 ,he insists on being a pirate when he grows up1 and he knows well enough that we want him to be a doctor4 ,and we really must have a new hall carpet1 and you must see about the roof1 and be sure to see the grocer about the yeast40 ,illustration3 8,great ,scott6 ,i guess ,i'll have to go down to the office again to-night40 ,a ,,pictorial ,,sermonette ,illustration3 8,half-past four--and ,johnny not here yet4 ,i wonder what can keep him so long80 ,illustration3 8,supposing he has been skating and has broken through the ice60 ,illustration3 8,or maybe he has been run over by a trolley car60 ,illustration3 8,oh1 ,i know something dreadful has happened to him4 ,i just know they'll soon be bringing him home40 ,illustration3 ,but1 as usual1 there was nothing whatever the matter with ,johnny4 ,a ,,pictorial ,,sermonette ,,the ,,man ,,who ,,had ,,no ,,right ,,to ,,talk ,illustration3 ,,at ,,eight ,o',,clock--8,why1 take a night like this1 with the thermometer below zero1 the suffering among the poor is simply terrible4 ,somebody ought to take them coal barons out and string 'em up to the nearest lamp-post40 ,illustration3 ,,at ,,eleven ,o',,clock--8,i tell you1 gentlemen1 it's an infamous outrage4 ,just think of the suffering among the helpless poor4 ,it makes me mad to think of it4 ,i wish ,i was ,president for about fifteen minutes--you'd see some of them villains in the coal trust pay for their confounded heartlessness40 ,illustration3 ,,at ,,twelve ,o',,clock--8,well1 ,i've got to be going1 for ,i've got a twelve-mile drive and it's bitter cold to-night4 ,i pity the poor people who have no coal on a night like this40 ,a ,,pictorial ,,sermonette ,,on ,,the ,,imaginative ,,man ,,who ,,works ,,himself ,,into ,a ,,passion ,,because ,,he ,,thinks ,,some ,,one ,,may ,,insult ,,him ,illustration3 8,i wonder if he will remember me after all these years4 ,maybe his prosperity has changed him so that he will pretend to forget the old school-days40 ,illustration3 8,well1 if he tries the haughty act with me there'll be trouble4 ,i won't allow any man to insult me4 ,it would be an outrageous way to treat an old friend40 ,illustration3 8,and ,i'm too proud to stand for it a minute6 ,i'll mop up the floor with him6 ,i'll show him that ,i'm as good as he is1 even if he is rich4 ,confound him1 ,i'll leave this beastly hole rather than be humiliated that way60 ,illustration3 ,as a matter of fact ,mr4 ,scadsworth was delighted to see his old friend4 ,a ,,pictorial ,,sermonette ,,one ,,of ,,the ,,perils ,,of ,,those ,,whose ,,positions ,,in ,,society ,,are ,,not ,,secure ,illustration3 ,,mr4 ,,snobbly 7aside7--8,great ,scott1 there's that man who spoke to me at the hotel4 ,i wonder how he broke in here4 ,i hope he doesn't speak to me right here before ,mrs4 ,topnotcher40 ,illustration3 8,oh1 ,mrs4 ,topnotcher1 what a beautiful tapestry that is over there60 ,illustration3 8,and what a lovely chandelier you have40 7,aside47 8,i hope that old man has not recognised me40 ,illustration3 ,as a matter of fact1 old ,mr4 ,bullion didn't know ,snobbly was on earth4 ,he merely came over to speak to his old friend1 ,mrs4 ,topnotcher1 with whom he spent a week at a house-party in ,windsor ,castle as the guest of ,king ,edward4 ,,mr4 ,,lugubrious ,,blue ,,and ,,mr4 ,,smiley ,,gladd ,,on ,,the ,,venezuelan ,,situation ,illustration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,well1 ,i see there's another little scrap down in ,venezuela40 ,,mr4 ,,blue--8,little scrap1 nothing4 ,it's the beginning of a terrible war between the ,united ,states and ,europe40 ,illustration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,oh1 ,i think they'll adjust the trouble before long40 8,now1 you mark my words4 ,inside of three months we'll have to defend the ,monroe ,doctrine against ,england and ,germany40 ,illustration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,oh1 dear me1 you don't think it's so serious as all that1 do you80 8,listen4 ,i'll tell you just what will happen4 ,england and ,germany will fight ,venezuela for a week or two1 then demand eight hundred million dollars indemnity and refuse to leave till they get it4 ,uncle ,sam'll say1 #8clear out1' and then look out for something doing in war circles40 ,illustration3 ,,mr4 ,,gladd--8,oh1 ,i'm sure they'll patch it up all right40 8,just you wait4 ,we'll have a war that will be the most dreadful one that ever happened40 ,a ,,caribbean ,,sch,,tzenfest ,,or1 ,,the ,,ship ,,that ,,was ,,much ,,the ,,worse ,,for ,,war ,illustration3 8,ach1 ,himmel1 this monotony is deadly4 ,nichts komme raus2 or1 in other words1 there's nothing doing in war circles40 ,illustration3 8,while we're waiting1 let's heave a few twelve-pounders over in that ,venezuelan fort4 ,let's wake 'em up a little40 ,illustration3 8,by the way1 gunner1 see if you can shoot the mizzen-mast off of that mule over yonder40 ,illustration3 ,but at that moment the ,venezuelans woke up1 and the ,schtzenfest was all over4 ,,sherlock ,,holmes ,,analyzes ,a ,,perfect ,,stranger ,illustration3 ,,sherlock ,,holmes--8,ah1 a stranger whom ,i've never seen before40 ,illustration3 8,how do you do1 sir4 ,i observe that you are in the coal trust2 also that you have just had a narrow escape2 that you have no children2 that you were in a great hurry this morning2 that you have been writing1 and that you shaved with your left hand this morning4 ,are you going away on the afternoon or the evening train80 ,illustration3 8,why1 this is simply marvelous1 ,mr4 ,holmes4 ,everything you've said is true4 ,how in the world did you find out all these things about a man you've never heard of before80 ,illustration3 8,by a very simple process of deduction4 ,i can tell by your hands that you are in a trust1 and ,i know it was the coal trust by the hungry way you looked at my purse there on the table1 and by the fact that you glanced apprehensively around you as if expecting some one to hit you with a club4 ,i knew that you had just had a narrow escape1 by the fact that three bricks grazed you1 and the brick dust is still on your coat4 ,you have no children1 for if you had you would have some consideration for poor people who have children4 ,i knew that you expected to take a journey1 because ,i understand the grand jury is in session4 ,i also knew that you had shaved with your left hand because your face is cut1 and there is ink on your right forefinger1 showing that you were writing out an order to whoop the price of coal while shaving with your left4 ,you were in a hurry1 because you had time to have only one shoe polished4 ,it's all very simple40 ,,the ,,sympathetic ,,coal ,,dealer ,,and ,,the ,,man ,,who ,,had ,,to ,,have ,a ,,ton ,,of ,,coal ,illustration3 ,,sympathetic ,,coal ,,dealer--8,i'm terrible sorry your family is suffering1 but ,i haven't an ounce of coal that isn't contracted for40 ,illustration3 8,oh1 it breaks my heart to hear that your children are suffering and if ,i had any coal to spare ,i'd let you have it40 ,illustration3 8,oh1 your sad story overwhelms me with grief and ,i wish to express my deep sympathy40 ,illustration3 8,i'll send the coal right down4 ,if you need any more just let me know40 ,,does ,,the ,,end ,,justify ,,the ,,meanness8 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,coal ,,operator--8,honestly1 ,i hate to see all this suffering upon all sides--0 ,illustration3 8,but1 ,great ,scott1 just see how much money ,i'm making6 ,i'll soon have enough to endow a college40 ,,the ,,coal ,,investigation ,illustration3 ,,the ,,chairman ,,of ,,the ,,committee ,,to ,,the ,,coal ,,conspirator--8,now1 answer me explicitly4 ,what per cent of hydrogen does the average ton of coal contain80 ,illustration3 8,now1 do not attempt to equivocate or evade this important question4 ,if a ton of coal weighs a thousand pounds1 how much does a ton of anthracite coal weigh compared to the weight of a ton of bituminous coal80 ,illustration3 8,do you or do you not know whether a ton of anthracite coal dating from the paleozoic age burns more readily than a ton of bituminous dating from the pre-glacial epoch8 ,this has an important bearing upon our investigation40 ,illustration3 ,the ,committee submits its report4 8,,anarchy ,,isle0 ,illustration3 ,,suggested ,,by ,,senator ,,hoar ,,there ,,is ,,no ,,clause ,,in ,,the ,,new ,,nicaraguan ,,canal ,,treaty ,,against ,,billboards ,illustration 8,,in ,,the ,,spring ,,the ,,young ,,man',s ,,fancies ,,lightly ,,turn ,,to ,,thoughts ,,of ,,st4 ,,joe0 ,illustration3 ,the ,michigan 8,gretna ,green0 ,,the ,,arrival ,,of ,,the ,,indiana ,,authors ,,and ,,poets ,illustration3 ,a ,,literary ,,event ,,in ,,chicago ,,the ,,annual ,,cruise ,,of ,,the ,,dorothea ,,and ,,the ,,illinois ,,naval ,,reserves ,illustration ,,the ,,national ,,golf ,,tournament ,,at ,,glenview ,illustration ,,social ,,happenings ,,in ,,washington1 ,d4 ,c4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,tea ,,and ,,punch ,,route ,,on ,,connecticut ,,avenue ,,during ,,the ,,busy ,,hours ,,one ,,result ,,of ,,the ,,modern ,,methods ,,of ,,the ,,up-,,to-,,date ,,church ,illustration3 8,john1 ,i just know there's somebody trying to get in our front door40 ,illustration3 8,now1 do be careful when you open the door1 ,john40 ,illustration3 8,john1 ,john1 don't open that door60 ,illustration3 8,gee6 ,i didn't know w'ere te toor-bell wass at40 ,illustration3 8,oh1 ,john1 ,i just know something dreadful has happened to father60 ,illustration3 8,gee6 if dere hain't no answer1 ,i guess ,i'll mosey back4 ,gee6 dis is a peach of a night40 ,,general ,,chaffee ,,and ,,vice-,,governor ,,wright ,,arrive ,,from ,,the ,,philippines ,illustration3 8,let us give them a ,filipino welcome that will make them feel at home40 ,,the ,,university ,,of ,,chicago ,,football ,,team-- ,illustration3 ,,as ,,stagg ,,describes ,,the ,,condition ,,of ,,the ,,team ,,before ,,the ,,game-- ,illustration3 ,,as ,,the ,,team ,,really ,,will ,,be ,,during ,,the ,,game ,,the ,,popular ,,girl ,,who ,,wished ,,out ,,loud ,illustration3 8,oh1 ,i should so dearly love to have a nice ,boston terrier60 ,illustration3 ,december twenty-fifth