,,humorous ,,masterpieces ,,pictures ,,by ,,phil ,,may ,,humorous ,,masterpieces1 ,no4 #e ,,pictures ,,by ,,phil ,,may ,printed by ,robert ,mac,lehose and ,co4 ,ltd4 ,glasgow4 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 ',,appy ',,ampstead4 8,ere y'are1 ,lidies' ,tormentors4 #8,two' n penny60 ,,pictures ,,by ,,phil ,,may ,,gowans ,,gray1 ,,ltd4 #e ,,robert ,,street1 ,,adelphi1 ,,london1 ,w4,c4 #eh ,,cadogan ,,street1 ,,glasgow #aijh ,first ,edition1 ,may1 #aijg4 ,reprinted1 ,june1 #aijg1 ,jamiary1 #aijh 7completing #af1jjj74 ,,the ,publishers take this opportunity of thanking ,messrs4 ,w4 ,thacker ,co4 for the readiness with which they accorded permission for the reproduction of1 the drawings contained in this little book4 ,they believe that these examples of ,phil ,may's work show that inimitable artist at his best4 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 8,i 'ear as you don't walk hout with ',arry ,smith any more40 8,no1 'e wanted me to meet 'im incandescently1 and ,i wouldn't do such a thing1 so ,i chucked 'im40 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 ',arriet4--8,ow6 ,i s'y1 look at 'is bloomin' ',at40 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 8,wot's th' row up the ,court1 ,bill80 8,bob ,smith was kissing my missus1 and 'is old woman caught 'im4 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 ,,one ,,easter ,,monday4 ',arriet 7watching the funeral of ',liza74--8,nice sort of a ,bank ',oliday for 'er1 poor dear40 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 8,what price this for ,margit40 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 ,fat ,party 7after a war of words74--8,if you come down our court to-morrer and bring a bit o' fat with yer1 ,i'll bloomin' well eat yer40 ,,costers ,,and ,,cockneys ,illustration3 8,ow ,i s'y1 look at 'er frills4 ,got 'erself hup like a bloomin' 'am bone60 ,,brother ,,brushes ,illustration3 8,do you want a ,muddle4 ,sir40 ,,brother ,,brushes ,illustration3 ,first ,r4,a4 7who hates to be interrupted in his hobby but is doing his best to be polite74--8,done any work to-day80 ,second ,r4,a4--8,no1 confound it4 ,that stupid ass ,brown came to the studio and talked all the afternoon1--couldn't do a stroke of work4 ,what do you do when some idiot comes and interrupts your work80 ,first ,r4,a4--8,oh1 ,i go on weeding40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 8,come and 'ave a ,cup of ,tea1 ,mrs4 ,malony1 it's the hanniversary of my ,weddin' ,day4 ,i'm sorry my old man won't be there1 'cos e's just got a ,month for knocking me about40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 ,,fraternity4 87,hic7 ,can't help you1 ole f'la1 but ,i'll sit down with you 7hic740 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 8,mos' 'tronary thing6 a'most shertain th' was shome ,coffee in it40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 ,,it ,,must ,,have ,,been ,,awful4 ,mrs4 ,baggs 7after receiving tornado of abuse from over the road74-- 8,well1 ,i never 'eard sich ,langwidge in all my life4 ,i never was called sich ,names before4 ,even my own 'usband doesn't call me s'ch ,names40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 8,by the way1 when does your ,american ,tour come off80 8,oh1 not for about a ,year40 8,well1 let's go in here and have a ,drink before you go40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 ,urchin 7to companion over the way74--8,ow would that suit yer1 ,bill80 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 8,did you go to ,smith's burying80 8,yes1 ,i did1 an' a measly affair it was4 ,tea and ,bread and ,butter6 ,i've buried two 'usbands1 but1 thank goodness1 ,i buried 'em both with ,seedy ,cake an' ',am ,sandwiches40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 8,i want you to take me to ,st4 ,john's ,wood1 ,cabbie40 8,all right1 sir1 but would you mind getting in on the other side so as the old horse don't see yer40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 8,i don't so much mind your sneaking my ,pewters1 but when it comes to bringing 'em back in the shape of 'arf crowns it's a bit too much40 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 ,bill ,snooks 7reading from a fashion paper74--8#8,to be really well dressed a man's clothes should have the appearance of having been worn once or twice4' ,what ,o60 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 8,what's 'e done1 ,guv'nor8 ,,in ,,the ,,bars ,,and ,,streets ,illustration3 7,hic67 ,jacet4 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,the ,mayor of ,middle ,wallop 7who is interested in the decoration of new theatre74--8,oo's that gentleman you're painting80 ,artist4--8,that is ,william ,shakespeare40 ,the ,m4 of ,m4 ,w4--8',as 'e ever done anything for ,middle ,wallop80 ,artist4--8,no1 ,sir1 not that ,i'm aware of40 ,the ,m4 of ,m4 ,w4--8,then paint 'im out and paint ,,me in40 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,bailiff 7who has been well treated and settled with74--8,well1 good-bye1 sir4 ,see you again #8soon1' sir1 ,i 'ope60 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 8,nuts for the ,monkeys1 ,sir80 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,american ,million ,heiress4--8,and have you really got a coronet80 ,lord ,hardup4--8,well--ah--yes--at least--,i mean--,i've got the ticket40 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,visitor to ,lunatic ,asylum4--8,is that ,clock right80 ,the ,dotty ,one4--8,o course it ain't1 or it wouldn't be here0 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,visitor to ,lunatic ,asylum which is undergoing structural improvements 7to harmless lunatic who is extremely busy wheeling barrow upside down74--8,you ought to turn that barrow the other way up60 ,harmless ,lunatic 7knowingly74--8,i did yesterday1 but they put ,bricks in it40 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,,dottyville4 ,inmate to new arrival4--8,what1 you mad too8 ,so glad40 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,condoling ,friend 7to recently ,bereaved ,widower74--8,it must be awfully hard to lose one's ,wife40 ,the ,bereaved--8,yes1---- it's almost impossible0 ,,studies ,,and ,,sketches ,illustration3 ,wife 7to ,lion ,tamer who has been out late71--8,you ,coward60 ,,within ,,and ,,without ,,the ,,ghetto ,illustration3 ,sol ,jacobs 7to his friend the proprietor of the boat who has fallen overboard1 and has come to the surface for the second time74--8,i thay1 ,ikey1 if yer don't come up again may ,i keep the ,boat80 ,,within ,,and ,,without ,,the ,,ghetto ,illustration3 8,what 'ave you got in dem boddles1 ,ikey80 8,dem ain't boddles1 dem's fire extinguishers40 8,garn1 you ain't afraid of a bit of a fire40 8,no1 but ,i gets ten per cent1 off the ,insurance ,company for having dem about40 8,what's in 'em40 8,i don't know what was in 'em but there's kerosene in 'em now60 ,,within ,,and ,,without ,,the ,,ghetto ,illustration3 8,i must congratulate you1 ,mothes1 dot vos a grandt fire of yours last ,tuesday40 8,vat yer mean8--,not last ,tuesday1 next ,tuesday40 ,,within ,,and ,,without ,,the ,,ghetto ,illustration3 ,moses 7generously74--8',ave a ,thigar1 ,ikey80 ,ikey 7suspiciously74--8,vat's the matter vith it80 ,,within ,,and ,,without ,,the ,,ghetto ,illustration3 8,good ,morning1 ,miss ,voss40 8,my name is not ,voss4 ,it never ,voss and never vill be40 ,,within ,,and ,,without ,,the ,,ghetto ,illustration3 ,solomon 7who has had a terriffic bang on the nose from his friend74-- 8,do it again4 ,do it again4 ,i can thee ,diamonts6660 ,,within ,,and ,,without ,,the ,,ghetto ,illustration3 8,father1 ,i've thwallered a thoverign1 and how am ,i to make the books balance8 ,you thee1 ,i'm a pound in and a pound out40 ,,among ,,the ,,thespians ,illustration3 ,,in ,a ,,garrison ,,town4 ,first ,loafer to ,second ,ditto 7as our friends from the ,circus pass by74--8,officers60 ,,with ,,the ,,children ,illustration3 ,,the ,,game ,,of 8,,buttons40 ,winner 7to the ruined one74--8,well1 dash it all1 old man1 it you will go in for this sort of thing you must expect to lose a ,button or two40 ,,with ,,the ,,children ,illustration3 ,uncle ,john4--8,well1 ,bobby1 how did you manage to get out so soon80 ,bobby4--8,leg before1 ,uncle40 ,,with ,,the ,,children ,illustration3 8,,you ,,never ,,know ,,your ,,luck40 8,hi6 come back1 yer ,silly6 ,do yer want to spile yer ,luck80 ,,with ,,the ,,children ,illustration3 8,my ,father 'e once caught a ,fish as big--as our ,street60 8,well1 then1 it must 'ave bin a ,whale0 8,garn1 'e were baitin' wi' ,whales60 ,,with ,,the ,,children ,illustration3 8,why don't we have ,open-,air ,cafs8 ,so pleasant to take one's refreshment in the open air40--7,vide newspapers47 ,illustration3 ,,with ,,the ,,children 8,do you want a errand boy80 8,no40 8,yus you do1 yours 'as just been runned over40 ,,with ,,the ,,children ,illustration3 8,don't 'e make a gawd of 'is ,stummick8 ,why1 that's the second a'porth ,i've seed 'im 'ave this mornin'60 ,,by ,,the ,,sea ,illustration3 8,you ,naughty ,boy1 you'll fall over60 ,,by ,,the ,,sea ,illustration3 ----6----6----6 ,,by ,,the ,,sea ,illustration3 8',taint so long ago1 ,willium1 since you an' me was the dandies of ,deal60 ,,by ,,the ,,sea ,illustration3 ,scene--,scarboro'4 ,time--,sunday morning4 ,very muddy4 ,inhabitant--8,be thoo a strong mon80 ,amateur weight-lifter 7rather proud that his fame has spread so far74--8,well1 yes1 my friend4 ,i do a little in that way40 ,inhabitant4--8,i'll lay thee a fiver1 ,i'll put thee on thy back in t' muck40 ,,on ,,the ,,country ,,side ,illustration3 ,lodging-,house ,keeper 7to ,professional ,lady74--8,which my 'usband1 ,miss1 is one of the ,virgins at the ,cathedral60 ,,on ,,the ,,country ,,side ,illustration3 8,i heard as how you've been fighting with ,bob ,smith80 8,yus4 ,he said my ,sister was cross-eyed40 8,but you haven't got a ,sister80 8,i know that4 ,it was the ,principle o' the thing that upset ,me40 ,,on ,,the ,,country ,,side ,illustration3 ,stout ,party4--8,and can't ,i get to ,x ---- without walking80 ,porter4--8,well1 there's the ,coal ,train1 ,mum40 ,stout ,party4--8,how ,much will it cost ,me80 ,porter4--8,seven ,shillings a ,ton60 ,,on ,,the ,,country ,,side ,illustration3 8,have you got change for a ,threepenny-piece1 ,adolphus8 ,i want to give the ,porter a gratuity40 ,,sporting ,,sketches ,illustration3 8,hullo1 old chap1 you look as if you'd had ,sport6 ,in at the ,kill80 8,well1 no4 ,i was in at the ,ditch and in at the ,river4 ,we can't expect to be in every where40