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p9+ ne$ ( a "w ( ?is k9d--an in/ructive %>p5] 9 book-=m1 z x 71 ( ! moral faculty--has long be5 s s]i\sly felt t ! au?or eag]ly ha/5s to supply x4 ,9 8,,nev]0 & 8,,always10 8 appeal 0 r to ! ext]nalities ( life4 ,9 8,,/op10 8 aim is to regulate ! v spr+s ( impulse1 delib]ation & resolve4 ,9 o!r words1 !re is n a temptation t he w\ld n /rip ( its disguise1 n an unwor?y motive t he w\ld n pulv]ize z ) a corrective club1 n a mislead+ conceit t he w\ld n skew] to its squirm+ s\rce4 ,al?\gh ! pe>ls ( ?\ght & monitory gems h]e) pres5t$ are int5d$ ma9ly = "y m5 j ent]+ ^u ! great "w ( life1 !re is nei!r man nor maid1 /ripl+ nor patri>*1 saphead nor sage :o may n scramble = !m ) avidity1 & glory 9 _! possession4 ,"y man1 are y hesitat+ 9 ! *oice ( a vocation8 ,a ref]5ce to ! admonitions "u ?is head 9 8,,/op0 may be ! means ( y\r becom+ a ,millionaire1 a ,police ,magi/rate or an ornam5t to society4 ,are y 9 love1 or will+ to be8 ,a consultation ( ! advice at y\r comm& may place y 9 su* hobnobb+1 s\l-w$d$ relations ) ! rosy god z %all cause y to *>m1 to captivate1 & f9ally to wre/ ! rapt1 responsive ?rob f ,beauty's battlem5t$ he>t4 ,are y a drivel+ idiot 9 money matt]s8 ,imbibe1 & be wise4 ,& s on1 ?r\gh all ! dep>tm5ts ( exi/5ce4 ,?us1 panopli$1 z x 71 aga9/ ! ,_w1 ! ,fle% & ! ,devil1 y might ev5tually1 9 an agony ( gratitude & wond]m5t1 eulogize ! au?or 9 ! significant words ( ,hamlet1 slightly alt]$1 to ! foll[+ effect3 8',sblood6 he plays on me easi] ?an on a pipe6 ,he w\ld seem to "k my ,,/ops2 he w\ld pluck out ! he>t ( my my/]y2 he w\ld s\nd me f my l[e/ notes to ! top ( my compass2 !re is s mu* music1 excell5t voice & incomp>able c\nsel 9 ?is little book60 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration ,cont5ts4 ,illu/ration ,9 ,*oos+ a ,vocation #i ,9 ,g5]al ,deportm5t #ai ,9 ,love ,affairs #bg ,9 ,money ,matt]s #ci ,9 ,gu>d+ ,aga9/ ,bad ,habits #dh ,9 ,judg+ ,o!rs #ee ,9 ,recreations #fd ,9 ! ,dome/ic ,relations #gc ,9 ,bus9ess ,life #hd ,9 ,?\ght1 ,^w & ,de$ #ia ,illu/ration ,/op6 ,illu/ration ,9 ,*oos+ a ,vocation4 ,/op1 fir/1 & reflect :at y are fit =4 ,to ru% recklessly into an occupation ( :i* y are z ignorant z a horse is ( music1 is n to be ?\ght (4 ,/op1 next1 & consid] if :at y h 9 view is respectable4 ,or1 if too mu* ( an ass to di/+ui% betwe5 bank+ & bunco1 = in/ance1 read up c>efully on horse-s5se4 ,/op1 aga91 & be sure t y\r *oice is 9 keep+ ) y\r capacity4 ,to essay "o ( ! le>n$ pr(essions if :olly un$ucat$1 speculative pursuits if a natural born fool1 or hod-c>ry+ if lily-h&$1 sp9dle-propp$ & wasp-wai/$1 is h>dly a pro( ( intellectuality4 ,/op1 y\r c>e] be+ *os51 to ma/] its rudim5ts be=e essay+ its high] walks4 ,rome 0 n built 9 a day1 nor is any vocation a spr+-bo>d to waft y into ! empyrean at ! prim>y b\nce4 ,/op long en\gh to ma/] ! rule ( 8addition1 division & sil5ce10 if seek+ political pref]rm5t1 or employm5t z a confid5tial cl]k4 ,/op long en\gh 9 "o vocation to give x a fair trial4 ,jacks-(-all-trades--m5 :o are /udy+ law 9 ! morn+1 c\nt]-hopp+ aft] d9n]1 p$dl+ soap to-day1 />t+ a bank to-morr[--are seldom successful4 ,/op1 & pond] deeply1 be=e becom+ t pitiable object1 a pr(essional (fice-seek]4 ,r s9k y\r indep5d5ce ( ?\ght & action at once by m>ry+ = money1 or toady+ ^u a ri* relative4 ,/op1 if a lawy]'s (fice-boy1 be=e intrud+ y\r legal views ^u y\r employ]'s grav] consultations4 ,?9k6 ,%\ld y excite 8 pr(essional envy at ! outset8 ,/op1 if beg9n+ z a dry-goods cl]k1 be=e imag9+ y\rself a sil5t p>tn] 9 ! conc]n1 ) y\r f\r doll>s a week z its *ief inve/m5t4 ,self-respect is "o ?+1 unmitigat$1 idiotic as99ity ano!r4 ,/op1 if at ! tape-&-%oe/r+s c\nt]1 be=e aspir+ to ! glitt]+ g5]alities ( ! ribbons & laces1 or ! grave responsibilities ( ! :ite-goods dep>tm5t4 ,! c>es ( ^! high functions may surpass y\r conception1 & we mu/ creep be=e we climb4 ,/op be=e ent]+ ! m9i/ry1 if )\t religi\s convictions1 a sacrilegi\s sc(f]1 & morally deprav$4 ,/op on ! ragg$ edge ( ! fallacy t y\r place1 or any man's _c be fill$ by ano!r4 ,:5 m5 die1 z !y all mu/1 are _! places n always fill$8 ,/op on ! br9k ( blatant1 unaccr$it$1 irresponsible quack]y 9 any?+1 b especially if desir\s ( becom+ a disciple ( ,hippocrates4 ,/op1 if contemplat+ a bank+ c>e]1 & inquire if y h a ma!matical m9d & atta9m5ts4 ,a vague acqua9tance ) ! rule ( ?ree1 toge!r ) a m\?-wat]+ desire = colossal weal?1 _c alone enable y to rival ! wiz>ds ( f9ance4 ,/op be=e sett+ up on y\r own acc\nt1 unless ?or\ghly 9 e>ne/4 ,ev5 a peanut-/& may be dignifi$ by bus9ess en]gy & p]sev]ance4 ,/op %ort1 br+ up ) a r\nd turn1 at any inducem5t1 h[ev] dazzl+1 t is n /rictly hone/4 ,y c bett] af=d to be m$iocre ?an obnoxi\s4 ,/op1 & consid] well1 be=e tak+ up a pat5t lightn+-rod4 ,ag5ts are already num]\s1 & f>m]s' dogs on ! al]t4 ,/op1 be=e jo9+ ! army ( comm]cial drumm]s1 & be sure t y possess ?ree qualifications 9 a sup]lative degree1 i4e43 *eek1 p]t9acity & ! gift ( gab4 ,/op1 %\ld y become a drumm]1 at ! n9ete5? lie 9 support ( "o l9e ( goods4 ,m5dacity ha? its limits1 & ev5 ! cr$ulity ( a yokel may be gorg$4 ,/op on ! giddy v]ge ( ov]-e/imate 9 any bus9ess4 8,hope10 says ,lacon1 8is a prodigal "y heir1 & exp]i5ce is 8 bank]2 b 8 drafts are seldom honor$1 because he draws l>gely on a small capital1 is n yet 9 possession1 & if he 71 w\ld die40 ,/op1 indignantly repel1 all inducem5ts on ! 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"n is legion1 & !y seek b to dev\r4 ,/op1 h[soev] tempt$1 at ! allurem5ts ( rogu]y1 embezzlem5t1 rascality1 & satanic sugge/ions ( e description4 ,if y mu/ be a cutpurse let x be on ! broad highway1 pi/ol 9 h&1 dime-novel at he>t1 & ! gall[s 9 sight4 ,/op1 if contemplat+ a political c>e]1 & di/9ctly settle ?is "q 9 y\r m9d3 ,am ,i to boss ! p>ty1 or is ! p>ty to boss me8 ,!re is no?+ l avoid+ a confusion ( ideas4 ,/op1 next1 & be c]ta9 t y\r ambition is n o'erleap+ its aim4 ,pluck bright honor f ! pale-fac$ moon1 if possible1 b to make a dead set = ! ,presid5cy & br+ up z a police-c\rt janitor1 or coron]'s assi/ant1 is apt to prove disc\rag+4 ,/op1 ev5 if ri*1 be=e ent]+ ^u pleasure z a bus9ess4 ,few con/itutions c long /& ! racket1 ennui is ! result1 & premature dea? its b\rne4 ,/op be=e ent]+ ! lit]>y pr(ession1 if devoid ( imag9ation1 a prov]bial fool1 & ) b a lazy compreh5sion ( or?ography1 gramm> & syntax4 ,/op1 next1 & ask y\rself1 :at great au?or1 dead or liv+1 %all ,i emulate8 ,!n1 be y\r model ,%akespe>e or ,b>tley ,campbell1 ,?ack]ay or ,tupp]1 ,byron or ! ,burl+ton ,hawkeye1 /ick to y\r ideal1 revel 9 ink & />ve = glory4 ,/op1 if ( a dramatic turn1 be=e absolutely =c+ a manag] to produce y\r play4 ,!re are1 un=tunately1 legal safegu>ds = ev5 ?is species ( cr$ul\s1 unsophi/icat$1 pr(essionals4 ,/op1 & reflect pr(\ndly1 be=e adopt+ pugilism z a vocation1 if con/itutionally weak 9 ! back1 color-bl9d1 %ort-w9d$1 & timid to pusillanimity4 ,/op be=e decid+ ^u a hi/rionic c>e]1 until satisfi$ t y are n bett] fitt$ = an auction-room or a junk-%op4 ,/op1 9 any call+1 long en\gh to become famili> ) ! foot ( ! ladd] be=e claw+ ineffectually at ! top-r\nd4 ,beg9n+ at ! top1 to come d[n ) a ru%1 is res]v$ = millionaires' sons1 hold]s ( w9n+ lott]y-tickets & cat's-paws ( nom9at+ conv5tions4 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration ,9 ,g5]al ,deportm5t4 ,/op at ! assumption ( a sup]cili\s1 ducal air1 especially if small ( /ature1 monkey-bra9$ & impecuni\s4 ,?is is solely ! privilege ( floor-walk]s1 bra9$ midgets & actresses' husb&s4 ,/op1 on ! o!r h&1 if tall & comm&+1 be=e cultivat+ a creep+1 cru%$ demeanor1 unless y are a colporteur or dog-/eal]4 ,/op on ! br9k ( :olly disreg>d+ ! prevail+ fa%ions4 ,knee-bree*es1 %oe-buckles1 a p[d]$ wig1 & a swall[-tail$ coat1 ) ! wai/-buttons betwe5 ! %\ld]-blades1 w\ld /amp y z an ecc5tric at ! pres5t day4 ,/op be=e despis+ ! requirem5ts ( ! seasons4 ,a /raw-hat 9 a sn[-/orm1 = in/ance1 w\ld excite rem>k4 ,/op :5 vanity c\nsels an excess ( ornam5t4 ,to exhibit a jewel or two ) judgm5t is "o ?+1 to groan "u a clank+ avoirdupois ( gauds & tr9kets ano!r4 ,/op at ! claims ( bo? a cadav]\s gravity & a causeless faceti\sness ( demeanor4 ,nei!r ! belfry owl nor ! prov]bial basket ( *ips %\ld be y\r model 9 ?is reg>d4 ,/op on ! v]ge ( unnecess>y viol5ce 9 ^w & de$4 ,res5t1 if y mu/1 )\t prelim9>y ro>+4 ,! deadly subm>9e torp$o is t]rible 9 its explosion1 b less noisy ?an ! h>mless bur/+ ( an inflat$ pap]-bag4 ,/op be=e criticis+ :at y d n und]/&4 ,! bore indulg+ 9 ?is species ( idiocy is des]v+ ( an en=c$ association ) num]\s mo!rs-9-law 9 a :isp]-gall]y4 ,/op1 inde$1 snap y\r jaws to l a spr+-trap1 at ! v sugge/ion ( an oa? or l[ expression4 8,pr(anity10 says ,lacon1 8nev] yet dignifi$ wra? nor emphasiz$ a great purpose40 ,/op be=e indulg+ 9 cov]t sne]s4 ,inde$1 8a good1 m\?-fill+ oa?0 is pref]able1 because less hypocritical1 b an ung>ni%$ ass]tion is bett] ?an ei!r4 ,/op be=e meanly ins9uat+ :at %\ld be pla9ly spok54 ,ev5 if a man owes y money1 :i* y ?9k he ought to pay1 tell him s1 or ask = an explanation1 in/ead ( convey+ y\r mean+ ?r\gh an allusion to 8 curr5t exp5se or new clo!s4 ,?is is ! c\rse ( a sneak & a c[>d4 ,/op1 r1 & bewail ! abolition ( imprisonm5t = debt1 or tell him t he ought to live *eaply & g 9 rags until he liquidates4 ,/op be=e assum+ a rasp+1 file-edg$1 :ip-9-h& demeanor t[>d y\r dep5d5ts or inf]iors4 ,ap>t f its villa9\sly bad ta/e1 ! :irligig ( "t may br+ ab\t a transposition ( relations1 & !n :]e are y8 ,/op1 on ! o!r h&1 ere adopt+ a grovel+1 sycophantic1 ultra-+ratiat+ mann] ) y\r sup]iors4 8,! flavor t c only be won by fawn+ s]vility is seldom ( great wor?40 ,/op be=e p]si/+ 9 a /yle ( laugh t c betray y\r motives to y\r disadvantage4 ,! 8,he1 he1 he60 ( hypocrisy is z pat5t z ! 8,haw1 haw1 haw60 ( ! w9dbag4 ,/op at an unw>rant$ o/5tation ( spee* & be>+4 ,! dung-hill bird is di/+ui%$ q z mu* by 8 /rut z by 8 vocif]\sness4 ,/op1 9 address+ a woman1 & consid] ! privilege ( h] sex1 ev5 if %e may h aggriev$ y4 ,/op1 on ! o!r h&1 be=e ov]-:elm+ h] ) an excess ( c\rtesy4 ,ov]-att5tiv5ess to wom5 always inspires a suspicion z to its motive4 ,/op be=e retail+ a sc&al1 ev5 if conv9c$ ( its tru?4 ,?is is ! prov9ce ( ! incorrigible gossip & ! newspap] report]1 ) nei!r ( :om y c hope to cope4 ,/op on ! ?re%old ( a temptation to di/ort ! tru?4 ,plausibility 9 ly+ is an art 9 :i* b few c e>n di/9ction4 ,/op be=e disput+ a fact1 h[ev] di/a/eful1 t c be prov$ by /ati/ical evid5ce4 ,figures are n apt to lie1 save on gas-metres4 ,/op be=e adh]+ to an error ?r\gh a mi/ak5 s5se ( %ame4 8,:o ackn[l$ge? 8 error %[e? an increase ( wisdom2 :o /ubbornly adh]e? to :at ha? be5 disprov$ confesse? himself a fool40 ,/op %ort ( ! conceit t irresi/ibility ) ! fair sex dep5ds on good-looks alone4 ,! mann]s make ! man4 ,/op be=e ap+ ! *>act]i/ics ( ano!r1 h[ev] exalt$4 ,! ge/iculations ( ! ,fr5*man w\ld be unseemly 9 ! /aid ,hidalgo1 & t :i* w\ld be a pleas+ orig9ality 9 "o might be a prepo/]\s p>ody 9 ! imitator4 ,/op %ort ( ! notion t wiseacre looks & frigidity ( mann] w always be indicative ( res]v$ =ce & intellectual acum54 ,! owl is ! solemne/ & likewise ! /upide/ ( birds4 ,/op1 :5ev] 9 moral d\bt or di/ress1 & consult ! ma/]ly advice & sage prompt+s ( ?is jewel ( a book4 ,x %all be unto y 8z riv]s ( wat] 9 a dry place1 or ! %ad[ ( a great rock 9 a we>y l&40 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration ,9 ,love ,affairs4 ,/op6--,t burn+ ?\ght--t delirium 9 ?y he>t--z to ! lovely be+ ^: image is be=e !e night & day--is x su* z h] mode/y & virtue1 h] s]aphic guilelessness %\ld inspire8 if n1 away ) x--blot x out6 ,/op6 ,0 %e r pla9 ?an pe]less1 & is x ! ?\ght ( h] fa!r's bonds & %ekels t n[ summons ! enamor$ hectic to ?y virile *eek8 ,away ) x1 likewise1 & = %ame6 ,%all blood ) boodle bl5d--emotion cr+e at ,mammon's beck--& ,love be unav5g$8 ,/op6 ,/ay yet aga9 ?y headlong plunge6 ,0 %e yet lovely1 an h\ri ( a dream1 b /ill b5ea? !e 9 family1 /ation1 =tune1 & did/ !re=e smile b to deceive8 ,if s1 hold h>d1 hug ?is sweet volume to ?y he>t ( he>ts1 & s9 no m6 ,/op1 & m$itate ^u ! ?ree =ego+ p>agraphs1 = 9 !m are embodi$ ! c>d9al pr9ciples 9 mak+ love3 ,purity ( purpose1 ,dis9t]e/$ness & ,tru?4 ,/op = "s enc\ragem5t be=e r5d]+ y\r att5tions univ]sally conspicu\s4 ,a glance ( ! eye1 a tremor ( ! lip1 ! m]e/ %ad[ ( a blu% ^u ! sea%ell-t9t$ *eek1 w suffice4 ,/op1 if su* subtle signs are want+ or )held1 & plan "s deep-laid s*eme to unveil he>t's pr$ilection1 indiff]5ce1 or dislike4 ,oy/]s & ice-cream are /ill available 9 _! respective seasons4 ,/op be=e mi/ak+ a pass+ fancy = a wild1 consum+ madd5+1 ov]-ma/]+1 />-jo/l+ passion4 ,?is mi/ake has evok$ m pat]nal walk+-/icks & brea*-(-promise suits ?an w\ld keep a ,fr5* noveli/ 9 subject-matt] = a twelvemon?4 ,/op1 aft] fall+ head ov] e>s 9 love1 to collect y\r s5ses & =mulate y\r plans4 ,an inconsid]ate1 maniacal ru% into a decl>ation is (t5 rep5t$ at leisure4 ,/op1 if n c]ta9 ( y\r gr\nd1 be=e :olly unmask+ y\r batt]ies4 ,delicate att5tions1 ev5 wor%ip+1 awe-/ruck glances f af>1 are "t-old prelim9>ies1 b none ! less effective4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 on ! ?re%old ( fev]i% demon/ration at ! outset4 ,furnace-l sighs1 daz$1 dumb-f\nd$ looks1 l ^? ( an expir+ calf1 & fr5zi$ bodily contortions may be br\ght to be> 9 _! own good "t4 ,/op %ort ( oppos+ h] ta/es & convictions4 ,to g5tly *ime ) !m1 :e!r y h any ( y\r own or n1 :ile pres]v+ a vigor\s mascul9ity 9 favor ( quail-gorg+1 head-pun*+ & k9dr$ noble sports1 is 9 ! ma9 comm5dable4 ,/op be=e vaunt+ a wild1 a!i/ical or ,+]sollian contempt = all ?+s sacr$1 if %e %\ld be ( a deeply religi\s turn4 ,h[ev]1 ?is is n to prescribe a regul> biblical c\rse1 a v little ( :i* goes a great way 9 ! woo+ o't4 ,/op be=e disclaim+ all love = music1 or sugge/+ ! banjo or bagpipe z y\r favorite in/rum5t1 %\ld %e dote on ! op]a1 s+ div9ely & be a piano-p\nd] ( no mean ability 9 h] own p]son4 ,/op be=e depreciat+ any?+ ! de> creature does1 or tries to d4 ,eag]ly dem& ano!r song1 ev5 if ! scree* ( h] fir/ has ru9$ y\r tympanum1 call h] v]ses div9e1 if !y are no bett] ?an ,t5nyson's late/ s5ility1 swe> t h] favorite sc5t is y\rs1 ev5 if 'tis musk or g>lic1 & build1 build z ) a w&1 ! %9+ edifice ( love6 ,/op "r (f at ! idea t !re may be any?+ hypocritical or ins9c]e advis$ 9 ! =ego+ p>agraph4 ,if really 9 love1 y w religi\sly believe ev]y?+ y tell h]1 & m too4 ,/op1 fir/1 h[ev]1 & /udy ! "* ( y\r en*antress4 ,all wom5 are no m to be woo$ alike ?an are all fi% to be tempt$ ) ! same k9d ( bait4 ,/op be=e address+ a bra9y1 well-read p5etrative div9ity z y w\ld a laugh+ elf1 a c>eless1 c>eless fay1 a butt]fly ( mir? & joy4 ,an ,hypatia is n a ,hebe1 & reflect6 ,w\ld y tempt an eagle ) a mo?-light1 or a /rip$-bass ) an eel-bob8 ,/op1 if %e be intellectual1 & /udy up to an equality ) h] ta/es1 %\ld y be h] inf]ior4 ,!n sci5tific discussions1 ) poetry z a side-di%1 may gradually lead up to ! delici\s desid]atum ( two he>ts t beat z "o4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 at ! error ( pref]r+ h] intellectual to h] physical *>ms4 ,%e is a lovely li> if %e pret5ds to a desire = su* pref]5ce1 & y\r s9 w be unp>donable1 %\ld y take h] at h] ^w4 ,/op1 9 any case1 be=e prais+ ano!r woman's good-looks 9 ! ador$ "o's pres5ce4 ,9 fact1 y c af=d h] no pleasant] flatt]y ?an by a sy/ematic depreciation ( a pretti] woman's *>ms4 ,/op1 if %e be a ,hebe1 we w say1 & plunge recklessly amid h] paucity ( ideas4 ,fl\nd] 9 folly1 palpitate ) p]siflage1 at h] giggl+ beck2 & "h is ample opportunity = ! sil5t eloqu5ce ( ! nosegay1 ! oy/]1 or ! ic$ refre%m5t1 n less ?an = ! pr9cely prodigality ( ! op]a1 ! midnight c\pe & ! *ur* fair lott]y4 ,/op %ort ( any display ( fe> 9 h] pres5ce1 ev5 if y are timor\s to ! core4 ,let h] d ! %riek+ at ! onset ( a m\se1 b /& y z ! rugg$ rock1 ! beat5 anvil1 or ! root$ oak6 ,y might ev5 trample out a croton-bug occasionally1 ) a cold1 feel+less laugh4 ,imp]turbability 9 p]il 0 nev] yet a mascul9e fault 9 g5tle woman's eyes4 ,/op be=e incurr+ ! dislike ( ! fair "o's little bro!rs or si/]s4 ,! malap]t malici\sness ( l'enfant t]rible may occasion mortifications )\t numb]4 ,/op be=e los+ y\r temp] ) a rival 9 y\r *>m]'s pres5ce4 ,if y mu/ come to bl[s1 let x be 9 a retir$ spot1 b x 7 f> bett] to sit him out1 beat him on b\quets1 gum drops & !atre-tickets1 or o!rwise defeat him 9 ! rosy li/s4 ,/op at ! "o ?\s&? kiss1 aft] receiv+ ! covet$ 8,yes0 f ! ador$ "o's lips4 ,byron1 x is true1 9 "o ( 8 call[ effusions1 c\nsels a million1 b1 z a consci5ti\s ,m5tor1 we pref] to draw ! l9e some:]e ev5 9 su* an emotional proce$+4 ,/op1 discont9ue ! siege altoge!r1 9 case ( a d[nright rejection1 h[soev] reluctant1 h[soev] te>ful4 ,don't put up ) ! si/]ly sub/itute1 ei!r2 b j float out gr&ly on ! ebb-tide ( brok5 hopes1 until bright] eyes a welcome %9e to solace & to *e]4 ,/op be=e imag9+1 if accept$1 t y\r ordeal is n[ ne>ly at an end4 ,:y1 g5tle sir1 x ha? j begun4 ,y are n[ own$4 ,/op %ort at ! idea t ev5 y\r =m] devotion is /ill 9 ord]4 ,if x 0 a b\quet or two p] week be=e1 x is n[ a c>t-load p] day2 y\r male famili>s mu/ sigh = y 9 va9--y\r (f-nights are ?+s ( ! pa/2 y are on exhibition1 n only to y\r fiance's family1 b to ! _w at l>ge2 y are an engag$ man6 ,/op on ! v]ge ( suicidal despair z a result ( y\r fir/ lov]s' qu>rel4 ,?is is b ! pepp]-sauce ( passion1 ! curry ( c\rt%ip1 ! horse-radi% ( happ9ess1 )\t :i* t cr[n+ reflection1 ! kiss-gilt1 te>drop-ra9b[$ mak+-up 7 bani%$ =ev] f ,love's gold5 fea/6 ,/op1 9 a g5]al way1 be=e mak+ love = ! fun ( ! ?+4 ,!re is no mean]1 m reptilian creature 9 society ?an ! pr(essional male flirt4 ,/op be=e yield+ an iota to ! allurem5ts ( a notori\s coquette4 ,he>tlessness is h] d[]1 emotional mis]y h] delight1 fals5ess h] /ock 9 trade1 & ! a%5 ,dead ,sea fruit ! only rew>d 9 h] p[]1 ev5 if %e love at la/4 ,/op be=e p]mitt+ y\r admiration ( an actress1 or ballet danc]1 to glide into a ma/] passion4 ,dis5*antm5t1 if desir$1 is mo/ly )9 easy rea*1 & y c console y\rself ) ! reflection t !re is f> m beauty (f ! /age ?an on x4 ,/op %ort ( mak+ love at all1 if y are n ( an affectionate disposition2 or1 :5 too late--t is1 :5 m>ri$1 love w be likely to /op %ort ( y4 ,illu/ration ,9 ,money ,matt]s4 ,/op1 fir/1 & und]/& ! value ( money--! importance ( nev] be+ )\t "s money1 ev5 if a v little4 ,/op1 next1 & und]/& t money is no?+ 9 itself alone1 b valuable & p[]ful only 9 :at x w pur*ase & c pur*ase4 ,a pure love ( x = itself1 & n = :at x repres5ts1 develops a loa?some disease--! disease ( mis]l9ess4 ,/op %ort ( envy+ ! ri*1 ev5 if p5niless y\rself4 ,a philosophical reflection z to ! causes ( y\r bad =tune1 toge!r ) a resolve to m5d x by a m enlight5$ c\rse1 is y\r only rem$y4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 yet %ort] ( ! vulg>1 pighead$ notion t money1 ev5 by ! ton-weight1 c be ev]y?+ )\t moral or intellectual back+4 ,if ?is 7 s1 weal? w\ld be m glori\s ?an wisdom1 :i* happily1 x is n4 ,/op be=e p>t+ ) money1 ev5 to an insignificant am\nt1 )\t "s sort ( equival5t4 ,?is rule ne$ n r5d] y ei!r p>simoni\s or un*>itable1 s9ce ev5 alms-giv+ br+s a return 9 ! consci\sness ( hav+ yield$ to a k9dly impulse4 ,/op be=e cultivat+ a ho>d+ _s1 & rememb] t1 logically1 z betwe5 ! mis] & ! sp5d?rift1 ! latt] has ! be/ ( ! b>ga94 ,=1 :ile ! sp5d?rift has ! selfi% satisfaction ( squ&]+ 8 =tune 9 8 own p]son1 ! mis] is ! dupe ( 8 own self-d5ial1 = ! b5efit ( o!rs :o come aft] him4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 be=e emulat+ ! sp5d?rift any m ?an ! mis]4 ,if !re is nev] any love = ! s*em+ p>simony ( ! "o1 nei!r is !re ev] any gratitude = ! ?\ghtless l>gesse ( ! o!r4 ,/op1 & reflect well1 be=e borr[+ money "u any circum/ances4 ,to an hone/ man1 indebt$ness is ev] a d\ble torture--self-torture 9 ! haunt+ possibility ( n be+ able to keep 8 ^w1 & ! torture ( imag9+ :at1 9 t case1 w be ?\ght ( him4 ,/op1 dead1 be=e borr[+ money t y are n sure ( be+ able to repay4 ,z = ! man :o borr[s )\t ! int5tion to repay1 he is ev5 worse ?an a pr(essional ?ief1 & z fully des]v+ ( social o/racism4 ,/op be=e becom+ t unmitigat$ bore1 a *ronic borr[]4 ,he is at be/ a pitiful creature1 %unn$ ev5 :5 commis]at$1 & ! /ronge/ ties ( fri5d%ip _c long )/& ! wr5* ( 8 proximity4 ,/op1 ev5 be=e l5d+ money to a fri5d1 & reflect t non-liquidation mu/ co/ y y\r money1 & may co/ y--y\r fri5d4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 if y mean to grant a reque/ = a loan1 & grant x freely4 ,to produce x z if extract+ a wisdom-too?1 or accompany x ) a /]eotyp$ moral lecture on ! h>dness ( ! times1 etc41 is mu* l plac+ 8 reque/ on a level ) m5dicancy4 ,/op %ort--inde$1 z abruptly z y please--( l5d+ money to a kn[n pr(ligate or sp5d?rift4 ,! prov]bial blood f a turnip may be soon] expect$ ?an g5u9e ?ankfulness = an accommodation f su* a s\rce1 & ! probability is t he w secretly laugh at y = a fool4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 & reflect well be=e adopt+ a g5]al & irrevocable rule ( nev] l5d+ money "u any circum/ances4 ,_m em95t m51 ! rev]se ( h>d-he>t$1 h consci5ti\sly adopt$ ?is rule1 b :e!r x is ! be/1 z ! _w goes1 is a "q4 ,/op be=e compromis+ ) su* a rule by (f]+ z a gift t :i* is entreat$ z a loan4 ,?is is ! c\rse usually pursu$ by ! em95t m5 allud$ to above2 b su* a pr(f] is always humiliat+1 & (t5 insult+4 ,/op be=e runn+ 9 debt1 ev5 = groc]ies or be]1 = t = :i* y c pay on ! spot4 ,x is a p]nici\s habit t mu/ /eadily eng5d] loos] & loos] notions ab\t money matt]s4 ,/op be=e adopt+ hone/y z y\r /&>d m]ely on ! immorally aphori/ic gr\nds ( its be+ ! be/ policy4 ,true integrity %\ld /& on its m]its1 w9 or lose2 :]eas any %rewd rascal w\ld be hone/ on occasion1 if satisfi$ t he w\ld make by x4 ,/op1 r1 & =tify y\r uprightness on ! broad gr\nds1 8t hone/y is n only ! deepe/ policy1 b ! highe/ wisdom2 s9ce h[ev] difficult x may be = integrity to get on1 x is a ?\s& times m difficult = knav]y to get (f40 ,/op be=e cultivat+ an inord9ate desire to get ri* 9 ha/e4 ,9 n9ety-n9e cases out ( a hundr$ x w develop into a species ( fr5zy t mu/ ov]-rea* & defeat its aims4 ,/op1 r1 & und]/& t 9 speculation1 ! prizes ( ! few are only r5d]$ possible by ! ru9 ( ! _m4 ,/op be=e sett+ up f9ancial comets--t is sudd5ly-ri* m5--z y\r exempl>s4 ,! exceptional boldness1 or unscrupul\sness :i* con/itut$ _! op5 sesame to dazzl+ =tune1 may b fl+ wide1 = ! m$iocre imitator1 ! doors ( pov]ty or ( ! /ate prison4 ,/op :5 y h a*iev$ a com=table compet5ce1 & devote y\rself to ! rational enjoym5t !re(4 ,to be /ack+ up doll>s & securities to ! la/ gasp is worse ?an mak+ a hell on e>?2 s9ce x is a p]v]sity s obtuse z to imag9e t z heav5 :i* is 9 tru? a hell4 ,/op1 & rememb]1 t ! accumulation ( weal?1 z a sole pursuit1 is a diseas$ passion1 j z mu* z is ! crav+ = /rong dr9k1 or = ! excitem5t ( gambl+4 ,/op1 !re=e1 9 ! headlong race = money1 & s int]sp]se t pursuit ) k & unselfi% de$s1 ) moral & intellectual recreations1 z %all r5d] x ! *ief means1 r ?an ! *ief end1 ( a useful exi/5ce4 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration ,9 ,gu>d+ ,aga9/ ,bad ,habits4 ,/op be=e cultivat+ an inord9ate self-conceit1 & rememb] t real wor? is mo/ly mode/1 :ile ^? p]sons are ! va9e/ :o h ! lea/ to be va9 (4 ,/op be=e contract+ a habit ( exagg]ation4 ,?is is ! /ock-9-trade ( ! *eap p5ny-a-l9]1 :ile ! /r5g? ( ! true hi/orian lies 9 consci5ti\s /atem5t4 ,/op %ort ( fancy+ t su* exagg]ation c impress o!rs ) y\r imag9ative p[]s4 ,7 ?is true1 ! grimaces ( a baboon might be ascrib$ to emotional f9e fr5zy4 ,/op be=e contract+ ! habit ( ly+1 ev5 9 a h>mless way4 ,b ?is fault is z naturally ! outgr[? ( extravagance or loos5ess ( /atem5t1 z is ! noxi\s we$ ( ! miscellane\s muck t /imulates x into useless be+4 ,/op %ort ( li/lessness 9 ^w1 look & de$4 ,a p]functory p]son is nev] 9 dem&1 & ,rip ,van ,w9kle only indemnifi$ society 9 sleep+ out 8 tw5ty ye>s4 ,/op1 & d no?+1 r ?an procra/9ate indef9itely4 ,untru/wor?9ess is ! f9al result ( procra/9ation1 & a reputation = t is tantam\nt to elim9ation f ! _w's employm5t4 ,/op f> %ort ( any indulg5ce t c affect y\r g5]al reputation4 8,! two mo/ preci\s ?+s ?is side ! grave10 says ,lacon1 8are our reputation & our life2 ! mo/ contemptible :isp] may deprive u ( ! "o1 ! weake/ weapon ( ! o!r40 ,/op ! use ( tobacco1 if addict$ to x1 b especially 9 ! =m ( *ew+1 ! vil5ess ( ?is practice is 9 no wise mitigat$ by its preval5ce4 ,/op smok+1 also1 at its fir/ ?reat5$ inroad ^u ! g5]al heal?4 ,to p]si/ 9 x !reaft] is a confession ( bo? moral & m5tal weakness4 ,/op on ! ?re%old ( gambl+ ( e description1 &1 if already 9 ! toils1 %ut d[n on ! practice ) all ! pond]osity at y\r comm&4 ,/op1 moreov]1 & und]/& t gambl+--! wor%ip ( *ance--is dea? to ! s\l1 to fai? 9 human nature1 to man's nobl] attributes4 ,9 ?is reg>d1 x is m lit]ally demoraliz+ ?an alcoholic drunk5ness2 & !re is yet to be f\nd ! vet]an pr(essional gambl] :o is n a mat]iali/ic a!i/4 ,/op1 once m1 & rememb] t e man :o w play c>ds = money1 w 9 "t1 *eat4 ,he may set out hone/ly en\gh1 b x is only a "q ( "t be=e he w take an unfair advantage 9 self-def5se4 ,:at1 !n1 c be ?\ght ( a practice t almo/ necessitates di%one/y8 ,/op--hold6 ,t 8,d--n60 ^u ?y lips6 ,w\ld n 8,conf\nd x60 8,! deuce take x60 or simply 8,bless me60 emphasize res5tm5t or annoyance equally well8 ,or1 /ill bett]1 is !re any ne$ = emphasis at all8 ,/op1 above all1 be=e fall+ into ! pr(ane habit1 ^u no provocation4 ,a passionless1 half-consci\s int]l>d+ ( spee* ) oa?s & epi!ts is z idiotic z x is disgu/+4 ,/op on ! v]ge ( becom+ anecdotal to excess4 ,second only to ! confirm$ sc&al-be>] is ! fri5d ^: enc\nt] "o mu/ dodge = fe> ( be+ made ! repository ( "s long-w9d$ anecdote1 or po9tless pun4 ,/op %ort ( n>rat+ indec5t /ories4 ,un=tunately1 ne>ly all /ories ( mu* po9t t are int]*ang$ among m5 are ( ?is description2 ergo1 es*ew ! retail+ ( !m1 on y\r own "p1 altoge!r4 ,/op be=e becom+ ! slave ( any deprav$ appetite4 ,to take ! appetite = /rong dr9k z an illu/ration1 x is a t]rible en*antress--sir51 bac*ante1 or task-mi/ress1 at w4 ,"o c seldom coquette ) b he m>ries h] at la/2 :51 l ! ,lamia ( ! leg5d1 %e turns to a s]p5t 9 ! embrace1 & h] dalliance is despair & dea?4 ,/op be=e contract+ a habit ( belittl+ or sne]+ at :at y d n und]/&4 ,?is is b ! pa/ebo>d buckl] ) :i* ! fool w\ld %ield 8 self-love4 ,/op be=e habitually ascrib+ mean or sordid motives to o!rs ^u m]e conjecture4 ,/op %ort ( any habit t c fruitlessly wa/e "o's "t or sub/ance1 s9ce ! "o is m ?an money1 because1 once dissipat$1 x c nev] be replac$1 & ! o!r is ! v means ( life4 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration ,9 ,judg+ ,o!rs4 ,/op be=e gaug+ a p]son's capacity solely by 8 physiognomy4 ,lafayette's =ehead sugge/$ idiocy1 ,keats1 ! poet1 _h ! jaws ( a prize-fight]1 & w>riors ( ! ,salvation ,army h be5 mi/ak5 7be=e op5+ _! m\?s7 = m5 ( intellig5ce4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 be=e judg+ p altoge!r on anti!tic gr\nds4 ,to inv>iably accept a monkey-jaw$1 rat-ey$1 e>-%ad[$ c\nt5ance z a crit]ion = m5tal pr(undity1 = in/ance1 or crime-sodd51 s9-exhal+ bulldog traits z sugge/ive ( e?ical culture or religi\s zeal1 is h>dly to be recomm5d$4 ,/op be=e judg+ o!rs1 especially m51 :olly by _! dress & mann]s4 ,a millionaire may be 8%abby-g5teel0 & retir+ to excess1 :]eas pr(essional sc\ndrels are (t5 notori\s = a fa%ionable ext]ior & di/9ction ( be>+ 8z to ! mann] born40 ,/op on ! v]ge ( tak+ dress & ornam5t z a sure indication ( a woman's "* or /ation4 ,y might regret mi/ak+ a quietly-attir$ unadorn$ heiress = a %irt-mak] 9 di/ress2 or a f\r?-class pawnbrok]'s wife1 b]+$ & b$iamond$ f bang to belt1 = a sorc]ess ( fa%ion4 ,/op be=e judg+ p disp>ag+ly by _! ecc5tricities4 ,a poet1 = in/ance1 may indulge 9 long hair1 )\t necess>ily be+ an /hete or a c[boy2 ! habit ( talk+ to "o's-self is no pro( ( a guilty consci5ce2 & abs5t-m9d$ness 9 _m =ms has accompani$ ! possession ( exceptional capacity4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 be=e accept+ su* betrayals z positive indications ( ei!r g5ius1 tal5t or bra9s4 ,to d ?is w\ld be to libel ! ord9>ily well-behav$ p :o h "s respect = ! am5ities ( exi/5ce4 ,/op1 = in/ance1 ere ascrib+ pure b5evol5ce to ! abs5t-m9d$ness t mi/akes y\r silk umbrella = a mislaid g+ham "o1 %aky 9 ! ribs1 f]ul$ ) long s]vice1 & filt]y at ! seams4 ,/op & draw a l9e likewise1 at ! ab/raction t f9ds its h& 9 y\r pocket1 or creeps 9 at y\r b$room w9d[1 or is bl&ly oblivi\s z to :e!r x owes y money1 or vice v]sa4 ,/op1 & turn ! "q ov] 9 y\r m9d3 ,true en\gh1 !re is a *ance ( su* ecc5tricities be+ ! concomitants ( a c]ta9 sort ( tal5t1 b is x exactly ! sort t ought to be enc\rag$8 ,/op1 if naturally di%one/ or vici\s y\rself1 & inquire if y c fairly judge o!rs accord+ to y\r own corrupt /&>d4 ,?is may prev5t y\r giv+ y\rself away1 besides leav5+ y\r collective bas5ess ) a gra9 or two ( *>ity4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 if hone/ & well-mean+--&1 inde$1 x is ma9ly = su* t ?is symposium ( gold5 precepts is prep>$--& rememb]1 z a /imulant to c>eful discrim9ation 9 ^! ?+s1 t y\r own sup]ficialities may be con/antly & cruelly misjudg$4 ,/op %ort ( suppos+ t y h no sup]ficialities1 or b few1 to be judg$ by4 ,! visibility ( exi/5ce is l>gely made up ( !m2 x is1 p]haps ev5 well t ! he>t is n (t5 worn ^u ! sleeve2 & equally well t our ext]nals are b deceptive indices ( ! spr+s ( action1 ! blots & foibles !y disguise1 else 7 ! wise/ ( u ea* o!r's sport4 ,/op be=e tak+ mildness & retirem5t ( mann] = a want ( resolution or c\rage4 ,true greatness 9 any?+ is seldom self-celebrat+1 & x is z true z prov]bial t 8/ill wat]s run deep40 ,/op1 on ! o!r h&1 be=e sett+ d[n a /rutt+ self-importance z inv>iably betok5+ a w9d-bag or a n9compoop4 ,mode/y is1 un=tunately1 n always ! h&-maid ( m]it4 ,/op be=e mi/ak+ o/5tation = g5]osity1 or calm acceptance = +ratitude4 8,z ! mean h a calculat+ av>ice t sometimes incl9es !m to give1 s ! magnanim\s h a condesc5d+ g5]osity t sometimes incl9es !m to receive40 ,/op be=e despis+ 9 ano!r ! demon/rativ5ess t y w\ld despise 9 y\rself4 ,! babble ( ! brook is z natural z ! /illness ( ! pool & temp]am5tal diff]5ces are always to be consid]$4 ,/op be=e reg>d+ extreme p>ticul>ity 9 dress z an inv>iable evid5ce ( intellectual insignificance4 ,x (t5 is s1 b n9e-t5?s ( ! %abbily-attir$ m5 ( bra9s w\ld dress bett] if !y c\ld af=d to4 ,/op on ! dizzy v]ge ( mi/ak+ an excessive & pa9/ak+ c\rtesy = a g5u9e & he>tfelt int]e/4 ,x %\ld r put y on y\r gu>d4 ,/op %ort ( ! old-"t cynicism ( reg>d+ e man z a rascal until he %all h af=d$ pro(s to ! contr>y4 ,su* a :olesale di/ru/ ( human nature is cr$itable to nei!r ! head nor ! he>t4 ,/op be=e sweep+ly condemn+ a discr$itable action ! temptations to :i* are outside y\r own exp]i5ce4 ,ev5 to 8put y\rself 9 8 place0 is n always available = ! =mation ( intellig5t criticism 9 su* cases4 ,/op be=e lightly assign+ reasons = ano!r's dome/ic tr\bles4 ,! closet-skeleton is a /rictly local spectre t is n ! less t]rible by reason ( ! n>r[ness ( its haunt+ p[]s4 ,/op %ort ( disp>ag+ ! *>ity t me?odizes & calculates its smalle/ alms4 ,!re is an enlight5$ self-int]e/ t relieves m real di/ress ?an all ! (f-h&$ gratuities t are be/[$4 ,/op be=e impugn+ self-seek+ motives to a good de$ t r$\nds to ! do]'s advantage4 ,ev5 if p>tly prem$itat$ to ?is end1 ! result1 if humanit>ian 9 its g5]al influ5ce1 is n ! less useful & noble4 ,/op be=e judg+ a man solely by 8 errors or mis=tunes4 ,! =m] may h be5 circum/antially unavoidable1 z ! latt] may h be5 undes]v$4 ,/op be=e adopt+ ! /]eotyp$1 cant+ 8,i-might-h-told-y-s0 criticism 9 ! case ( a fri5d :o has fall54 ,! help+ h& is !n 9 ord]1 if ev] at all2 & he is d\btless aw>e ( ! cause ( 8 disgrace1 )\t y\r tell+ him4 ,illu/ration ,9 ,recreation4 ,/op be=e mak+ a regul> bus9ess ( any =m ( div]sion1 :i* !n ceases to be ei!r recreative or relax+1 & b adds to ! tissue-wa/e t %\ld be re/or$4 ,/op1 next1 & consid] t recreation1 9 its lit]al & be/ s5se1 is some?+ m ?an relaxation4 ,m ?an to m]ely loos51 slack5 & remit1 to recreate is to revive1 reanimate1 recup]ate & build up afre%4 ,/op1 !re=e1 be=e play+ billi>ds or pool e night = five or six h\rs at a /ret*1 "u ! mi/ak5 notion t y are comb9+ recreation ) amusem5t4 ,/op1 r1 & consid] if ! n]v\s t5sion produc$ by an unremitt+ desire to w91 & ?us saddle y\r adv]s>y ) ! co/ ( ! game1 may n be great] ?an ! we> & te> ( ! r\t9e bus9ess f :i* y are seek+ relief4 ,/op %ort ( ! error t billi>ds 9 public is a :olly innoc5t div]sion1 :5 c&id reflection mu/ conv9ce y to ! contr>y4 ,! associations are mo/ly ! rev]se ( ref9$1 ! gambl+ pr9ciple is necess>ily involv$1 & say :at y w1 non-success is ev] att5d$ by a s5se ( exasp]ation4 ,/op wond]+ :y y don't feel fre%5$ up = bus9ess aft] a t5 h\rs' siege ( :isky-pok]1 un9t]rupt$ cig>s1 & consequ5t loss ( sleep4 ,/op be=e fancy+ *ess-play+ z any sort ( relaxation :atev] f m5tal ex]tion4 ,! game1 be+ a con/ant m5tal ex]cise1 9 itself %\ld =m a div]sion f physical1 r ?an f intellectual1 ov]-"w4 ,/op %ort ( daily conviviality aft] bus9ess h\rs4 ,! idea t regul> rum or be]-guzzl+1 ev5 ) ! m]rie/ ( companions1 c be soon] or latt] any?+ b injuri\s is ei!r hypocritical or ridicul\s4 ,/op1 likewise1 %ort ( spree+ z a relief f bus9ess c>es4 ,inde$1 z betwe5 ! hebdomadal hurrah & ! diurnal hoi/1 ! di/9ction is s ?or\ghly relative to ! confess$ly evil effects 9 bo? cases z n to be wor?y ( consid]ation4 ,/op be=e seek+ recreation 9 l[ resorts4 ,give !m all a wide b]?--conc]t-saloons1 dives1 d5s1 hells1 h\ses ( ill-repute1 bucket-%ops1 slums1 cribs1 jo9ts--all6 & rememb] t :at is ess5tially debas+ c nev] reanimate exhau/ion or repair fatigue4 ,/op be=e patroniz+ a l[ p]=mance ( any description4 ,dog-fights1 rat-bait+s1 cock+-ma9s1 et al41 are happily surreptiti\s n[1 b !re are equally immoral exhibitions /ill 9 vogue to tempt ! ?\ghtless & unw>y4 ,/op be=e seek+ recreation 9 s5su\s p]=mances or spectacles4 ,true1 ! ballet is (t5 fasc9at+1 b--,well1 let ! l9e be drawn %>ply j aft] ! ballet1 at all ev5ts4 ,/op be=e attempt+ ei!r skat+1 bicycl+1 or horse-back ex]cise 9 public1 z a g5tle & graceful relaxation1 :5 :olly inexp]i5c$1 if y w\ld bo? corruscate & c>e]4 ,/op be=e mak+ a specialty ( any k9d ( recreation t is beyond y\r means4 ,o!rwise1 y may n infrequ5tly exclaim1 ) ,hamlet1 8,= ,o1 = ,o1 ! hobby-horse is =got60 ,/op at ! yawn+ abyss ( resort+ to opium1 or any simil> drug1 z a relief f c>e4 ,z ! alcoholic habit has be5 lik5$ to an en*antress1 a circean wit*1 s ! opium habit is a dream-woman1 ! sorc]ess ( a phantom realm1 elysian at fir/1 b *ang+ at la/ into a horror-haunt$ sph]e t appals ! _s :ile x tortures & consumes ! frame4 ,/op be=e apply+ y\rself to excessive gymna/ics z a relaxation1 if a horse-c> conductor or a lett]-c>ri]4 ,v>iety is ! spice ( life4 ,/op1 if engag$ 9 :olly intellectual pursuits1 be=e read+ dry & /ati/ical books1 su* z ,pat5t ,reports1 z a pleas+ & hil>i\s *ange4 ,/op be=e jo9+ a club ) ^: objects y are unfamili>4 ,to f9d y\rself unaw>es1 = in/ance1 9 ! bosom ( a hoodlum cot]ie :5 9 se>* ( ,*ri/ian ref9em5t1 or unexpect$ly affiliat$ ) a ,bible society :5 ?ir/+ = ro>+ & convivial companion%ip1 w\ld be alike uncong5ial4 ,/op be=e seek+ recreation 9 travel1 if )\t money4 ,true1 comm]cial drumm]s & tramps h atta9$ "s success 9 ?is field1 b nei!r ! tal5ts ( ! "o class nor ! me?ods ( ! o!r are to be cordially recomm5d$4 ,/op be=e indulg+ 9 ! r\gh] a?letic sports = :i* y are physically unqualifi$4 ,/udy y\r capacities well--take 9 ! entire a?letic range1 f jack/raws to ,indian clubs1 f ! bean-bag to foot-ball--& discrim9ate = all y are wor?4 ,/op be=e in/itut+ any home-amusem5t t %all b9d y to ! h\se ( ev5+s =ev] !reaft]4 ,y might really want to g out & 8see a man10 b ! excuse w\ld avail y little ) ! *>m+ home-game await+ y\r patronage4 ,/op be=e frequ5t+ any l\ng+ place1 be x be]-saloon or cig>-%op1 s mu* z to become a figure-head ( ! premises4 ,n to loaf at all is an excell5t g5]al rule4 ,/op be=e attempt+ recreation 8on ! road0 9 an ultra-economical way4 ,a liv]y-/able plug1 hobbl+ ambiti\sly be=e a batt]$ sleigh or ant$iluvian buggy1 9 ! mid/ ( swell turn-outs & spe$+ teams1 w\ld d\btless cause some?+ ( a s5sation1 b w\ld x be ( ! mo/ enviable k9d8 ,/op %ort ( seek+ m5tal repose by att5d+ 8excursions0 9 :i* bibul\s feats & glee-club improvisations bid fair to make up ! *ief fund ( amusem5t4 ,/op %ort ( practical jokes z a relief = ! "w-oppress$ bra94 ,z betwe5 joker & jokee1 ! ent]ta9m5t is mo/ly altoge!r ) ! =m]1 & "o-sid$ or top-heavy div]sions are bo? selfi% & untimely4 ,/op1 & be sure t y h a "w-oppress$ bra91 be=e ru%+ wildly into any recreation :atev]4 ,! =m] is (t5 imag9>y1 or a hypocritical excuse = dem&+ a pa/ime1 :i* is !n1 z a consequ5ce1 apt to prove mu* h>d] "w ?an play4 ,illu/ration ,9 ,! ,dome/ic ,relations4 ,/op %ort ( ?9k+ t m>riage & settlem5t 9 life c acquit y ( ! t5d]ness & rev]5ce due y\r p>5ts1 ev5 if !y are well-to-d4 ,x is a moral obligation :i*1 contract$ at y\r bir?1 %\ld cease n ev5 ) _! dea?1 b live on & on1 an ev]gre5 ( ! memory1 an am>an? ( ! he>t4 ,/op be=e res]v+ = ! bosom ( y\r own family ! fits ( ill-temp] t y w\ld be a%am$ ( if public4 ,?is is putt+ y\r own h\sehold on a level ) a private be>-g>d51 ^: limit$ spectators _c be ov]-grateful = ! privilege accord$4 ,/op %ort ( suppos+ t y\r wife is any?+ less ?an an equal p>tn] 9 ! hym5eal firm4 ,ev5 if %e came to y p5niless1 ! idea t %e is !nce=? indebt$ to y = home1 position or fre$om f c>e1 is a b>b>ism =tunately obsolete 9 ?is c\ntry4 ,/op1 likewise1 %ort ( ! import$ notion1 also obsolete1 t %e belongs to y o!r ?an by ! free he>t-gift t inspir$ h] m>riage v[s1 or t %e is 9 any s5se y\r prop]ty4 ,! *]i%+ ( su* a s5tim5t is degrad+ alike to husb& & wife4 ,/op be=e d5y+ to y\r wife ! "r to h little secrets ( h] own1 if y claim ! same privilege = y\rself4 ,a lov+ & tru/$ wife w h no important secrets ap>t f h] husb&4 ,/op %ort ( altoge!r di/ru/+ h] 9 money matt]s4 ,ev5 if %e h b little common s5se 9 su* ?+s1 h] wifehood is a responsibility = :i* y are responsible1 & :i* _c be :olly nullifi$ )\t humiliat+ h]4 ,/op %ort ( d5y+ h] ! possession ( "s pocket-money ( h] own1 if b v little4 8,dur+ my m>ri$ life10 said a prom95t lectur] on woman's rights1 8,i nev] _h a c5t ( pocket-money t ,i 0 n =c$ to /eal f my husb&40 ,& ?is /atem5t w evoke m reflection ?an c5sure 9 ! ?\ghtful m9d4 ,/op be=e grumbl+ly supply+ ! h\sehold dem&s4 ,?is practice ( gr[l+ ov] a dome/ic exp5diture1 :i* is b a ti! ( :at y\r next 8good "t ) ! boys0 w co/ y1 is m preval5t ?an s5sible4 ,/op be=e plac+ any "o ov] y\r wife's head 9 h] own h\se4 ,be x "m-9-law1 si/]-9-law1 or any "o else1 ! c\rse is alike risky & unwise4 ,/op be=e cultivat+ a dislike or nigg>dl9ess = y\r wife's passion = dress1 if x is accompani$ by a ref9$ ta/e & an e>ne/ desire to be )9 :at y c af=d4 ,f9e fea!rs may n always make f9e birds1 b a naturally attractive woman is und5iably m lovable & attractive :5 ta/efully attir$ ?an o!rwise4 ,/op long be=e rel9qui%+1 aft] m>riage1 ! delicate little att5tions & sacrifices t 7 s acceptable dur+ y\r c\rt%ip4 ,a lov]-husb& w make a swee!>t-wife1 & = su* ! honey-moon ne$ h no wane4 ,/op1 h[ev]1 dead %ort ( uxori\sness to a degree t %all excite a smile or comm5t4 ,! =m] is apt to be exasp]at+1 & ! latt] ( a nature ! rev]se ( soo?+ to y\r am\r propre4 ,/op be=e develop+ a womani% desire to int]f]e ) dome/ic arrangem5ts outside ( y\r prov9ce4 ,9 o!r words1 nev] be :at y\r wife might call a 8cock-biddy10 & y\r cook 8an int]middl+ mon40 ,/op be=e develop+ a fault-f9d+ disposition ) ! cook+ or o!r accommodations1 or fir/ be sure t y are n m responsible = ! faults ?an y\r wife4 ,/op %ort ( conceal+ ! fact f y\r wife1 if %e is fall+ unconsci\sly into slov5ly & unkempt p]sonal habits :5 only 9 y\r pres5ce4 ,let h] b compreh5d t ?is is a wifely neglect t has driv5 _m a husb& into neat] b unscrupul\s fem99e society1 & spe$y am5dm5t mu/ foll[4 ,/op be=e hold+ y\r wife acc\ntable = e little smile or frankness accord$ to h] ant5uptial admir]s4 ',tis ! wat*$ fire t langui%es2 &1 %\ld %e m$itate treason1 %e w\ld n h9t x by s mu* z a ru%-light4 ,/op be=e lett+ h] "k x1 if y f9d out t y\r m>riage has be5 a mi/ake4 ,d\btless ?is w make itself felt1 despite y\r utmo/ precautions1 & h] suff]+s 9 mak+ ! sad discov]y w !n *all5ge y\r compunction1 y\r pity & y\r r$\bl$ devotion1 if y are a true man4 ,/op be=e laugh+ at piety 9 y\r wife1 ev5 if an infidel y\rself4 8,wise m5 l to h pi\s wives10 says ,em]son1 8& x is well = all conc]n$ t x %\ld be s40 ,/op be=e betray+ y\r weaknesses to y\r *ildr54 ,ev5 a hypocritical assumption ( a morality t y d n always practice is pref]able to self-exposure 9 ?is reg>d4 ,/op be=e correct+ !m 9 ! pres5ce ( outsid]s4 ,! self-respect ( a little *ild1 once w\nd$ to ! quick1 is long 9 heal+2 & "s consid]ation is due1 moreov]1 to ! outsid]s4 ,/op be=e puni%+ a *ild :5 influ5c$ by ang]4 ,! puni%m5t !n ceases to be corrective1 & is only res5tful2 :]eas ! helplessness ( ! *ild %\ld ( itself evoke b magnanimity4 ,/op1 :5 ?us impell$ by ang]1 & reflect if y w\ld z readily seek to gratify x1 7 no su* disp>ity exi/5t--t is1 :]e ! *ild z big & p[]ful z y\rself4 ,/op be=e ?reat5+ a *a/isem5t t y don't int5d to inflict4 ,or1 if y mu/ p]si/ 9 ?is c\rse1 don't ascribe ! cont9u$ disob$i5ce1 :i* is its inevitable outgr[?1 to any?+ b y\r own weakness4 ,/op %ort ( deception or untru? 9 y\r deal+s ) y\r *ildr51 if y w\ld impress !m ) ! opposite s5tim5ts4 ,/op1 9 ?is reg>d1 & reflect t1 if ! *ildi% m9d is wax to e>ly impressions1 x is ( a k9d t h>d5s ) ! impr9t1 & t f ! h>d5+ process spr+ ! imitation & ! emulation1 :i* mu/ gradually corrupt or ennoble1 z ! case may be4 ,/op be=e assum+ a bully+ tone or attitude t[>d y\r family or y\r dome/ics4 ,vapor+s ( ?is description are always 9 wret*$ ta/e1 & a home-circle t mu/ ne$s be t]roriz$ is little to be envi$4 ,/op be=e liv+ beyond1 or ev5 q up to y\r means1 & be n ambiti\s to make an outside %[ at ! exp5se ( int]nal com=t4 ,/op %ort ( less5+ ! significance ( old-"t fe/ivities1 su* z ,?anksgiv+ ,day1 ,*ri/mas1 ,new ,ye>'s & bir?-day obs]vances1 simply because y h y\rself outgr[n _! ze/4 ,/op be=e repress+ any innoc5t prop5sity to gu% on ! "p ( y\r wife or *ildr54 ,x is a *ill home-f\nta9 t w n occasionally ov]fl[4 ,/op1 if possible1 be=e ev] di/urb+ y\r family peace ) ev5 s mu* z an unk9d or ha/y ^w4 ,! pretty l9es1 8,we h greet+ words = ! /rang]1 ,& smiles = ! sometime gue/1 ,b (t = ,our ,own ! bitt] tone4 ,?\gh we love ,our ,own ! be/10 %\ld nev] be p]t95t 9 a wise man's h\sehold4 ,/op be=e assum+ an oracul> or infallible attitude--9 o!r words1 sett+ y\rself up z a small god--be=e y\r own family4 ,t5 to "o1 x is an assumption t y _c ma9ta9 ) any degree ( consi/5cy1 & "o :i* may entail a humiliat+ back-d[n :5 lea/ expect$4 ,illu/ration ,9 ,bus9ess ,life4 ,/op %ort ( attempt+ a bus9ess ent]prise :olly beyond y\r m5tal & f9ancial equipm5t4 ,to attempt ! rle ( a railroad magnate1 = in/ance1 :5 y h ! s\l ( a lic5s$ fi%-v5d]1 or ! manipulation ( a gov]nm5t loan ) h>dly en\gh capital = a fruit-/&1 w\ld be m ambiti\s ?an wise4 ,/op be=e adopt+ rigor\s & unb5d+ me?ods t1 "u a *ange ( =tune1 c be quot$ aga9/ y to y\r disadvantage4 ,?us1 to nev] l5d money1 on pr9ciple1 :5 prosp]\s1 b be p]fectly will+ to borr[ x :5 broke1 might subject y to unpleasant comm5t4 ,/op be=e assum+ a dom9e]+1 ,jovian tone t[>d ^? ) less money ?an y1 ev5 if y h a corn] on ! m>ket4 ,m5 are (t5 l rats 9 ?is1 t !y fight :5 !y are corn]$4 ,/op :5 already s deep into a hopeless speculation t y c't beg or borr[ ano!r c5t1 :5 c]ta9 ru9 />es y 9 ! face1 & ev5 y\r pawn-tickets are at a disc\nt4 ,=lorn hopes are only practicable 9 s]ial /ories & w>4 ,/op1 ev5 at ! height ( prosp]ity1 & make sure ( ! future by settl+ ^u y\r family a compet5ce t %all !nce=? =ev] be secur$ to !m1 come :at may4 ,?is prud5t c\rse1 feasible & honorable dur+ prosp]ity1 w\ld be j ! rev]se if def]r$ until aft] bus9ess disa/] may h come4 ,/op %ort ( imag9+ t !re is any m luck 9 a legitimate bus9ess ?an 9 games ( *ance--9 o!r words1 t !re is any at all4 ,or1 if !re is any1 x consi/s ( sup]ior en]gy1 =esight1 %rewdness & application1 :]e91 ( c\rse1 ! /rong] w9s :ile ! weak] goes to ! wall4 ,/op1 & reflect well1 be=e v5tur+ outside ( a legitimate1 fairly-pay+ bus9ess ^u ! sea ( speculation1 :i* is 9 reality b gambl+ "u ano!r "n4 ,/op be=e cultivat+ a reputation = ei!r ov]-cr$ulity or rel5tless h>d b>ga9+ 9 bus9ess life4 ,! "o w be abus$1 :ile ! o!r w fo/] enmities ?r\gh ! abuse x practices4 ,/op %ort ( uncompromis+ m>t9etism t[>d y\r employees4 ,our cl]ks1 = in/ance1 c no long] be treat$ z appr5tices2 _m ( !m are ri* m5 9 embryo2 & ) :at satisfaction & gratitude d p[]ful millionaires (t5 recall slight k9dnesses & enc\ragem5ts receiv$ f _! employ]s :5 !y 7 no?+ b obscure cl]ks or (fice-boys6 ,/op be=e *oos+ bus9ess qu>t]s ( a magnitude & pret5sion :olly out ( keep+ ) y\r trade & cu/om4 ,!re is a laughable case 9 po9t1 9 ! upp] "p ( ,new ,york1 :]e a dim9utive1 tumble-d[n junk-%op displays a fl>+ sign ) ! prepo/]\s leg5d3 8,great ,am]ican ,mammo? ,junk ,emporium40 ,/op be=e adv]tis+ y\r commodities = some?+ bett] ?an !y really are4 ,?is is to *eat y\rself 9 ! long run1 = ! av]age ( public buy]s r>ely all[ !mselves to be delib]ately sw9dl$ twice by ! same li>4 ,/op %ort ( suppos+ t ! hackney$ phrase1 8,bus9ess is bus9ess10 c ev] excuse a d[nright di%one/ transaction 9 ! op9ion ( all y\r bus9ess acqua9tances4 ,/op1 !re=e1 be=e sett+ ! majority ( !m d[n z secretly unpr9cipl$1 & vaunt+ _! uprightness z a mask4 ,money-lov+ z !y are1 ! majority ( ^? ^: good op9ion is wor? hav+ are p]sonally hone/ at ! core4 ,/op %ort ( be+ dazzl$ by m]e bus9ess success1 irrespective ( que/ionable or dang]\s me?ods by :i* x may h be5 a*iev$4 ,unless ! means %all h ju/ifi$ ! result1 !re c be no praisewor?y success4 ,/op %ort ( suppos+ t spasmodic clev]ness c ev] take ! place ( solid me?od1 organiz$ ef=t & settl$ application 9 any respectable call+4 ,/op1 & g easy be=e provok+ a p[]ful bus9ess ho/ility1 if possible1 b nev] to ! sacrifice ( a true pr9ciple2 &1 w> be+ fully decl>$ 7i4e41 competition1 ru?less & uncompromis+71 let x be to ! knife1 to ! bitt] end1 till ! la/ pecuni>y s9ew snaps6 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration ,9 ,?\ght1 ,^w & ,de$4 ,/op be=e ev5 ?9k+ unwor?ily4 ,n to ent]ta9 9 ! m9d :at y w\ld blu% to speak or put 9 writ+ is an excell5t g5]al rule ( e?ics4 ,/op be=e n\ri%+ a pride ( nationality4 ,?is is ev5 m unreasonable ?an ! pride ( ance/ry1 = ! greatness ( ! latt] may be 9 "s degree inh]it$1 :ile = ! m]e accid5t ( bir?-place a man is z irresponsible z he is un5titl$ to plume himself ^u hi/orical greatness 9 ! ab/ract4 ,/op1 also1 be=e *]i%+ ev5 a pride ( race4 ,?is is :olly di/9ct f ! virtue ( ,patriotism1 9 its be/ s5se2 is oppos$ to ! enlight5$ _s ( ! age2 & is "o ( ! n>r[e/ ( prejudices4 ,/op %ort ( despis+ public _s 9 o!rs1 or elim9at+ x f y\r own calculations4 ,! mo/ insignificant pot-h\se politician is ( m worldly use ?an ! mo/ gift$ misan?rope4 ,no am\nt ( selfi% seclusion or isolation c absolve "o f 8 duty ( fell[%ip4 ,/op be=e mak+ butts ( o!rs1 especially by reason ( p]sonal peculi>ities = :i* !y are 9 no wise responsible4 ,! old aphorism ab\t /one-?r[+ 9 relation to glass domiciles is always 9 ord]2 & ev5 a natural-born fool is m to be piti$ ?an ridicul$4 ,/op putt+ 9 words t :i* y w\ld n d1 or putt+ 9 writ+ t :i* y w\ld n sign4 ,/op1 & rememb] t an ill-consid]$ angry ^w may1 on ! brea? ( he>say1 become a w+$ se$1 f :i* %all spr+ a poison\s upas gr[?1 ^: deadly influ5ce c\ld n h be5 dream$ ( at its inception4 ,/op be=e fall+ into apa?y1 be=e becom+ a d-no?+1 ?r\gh disc\ragem5ts4 8,a great m9d10 says ,lacon1 8may *ange its objects1 b x _c rel9qui% !m2 x mu/ h some?+ to pursue4 ,v>iety is its relaxation1 & amusem5t its repose40 ,/op %ort ( be+ pa9/ak+ to excess 9 :at y w\ld pass (f z improvis$4 ,ov]-elaboration 9 ?is reg>d may be lik5$ to ! di%abille 9 :i* a coquette w\ld wi% y to ?9k y h surpris$ h]1 aft] sp5d+ h\rs at h] toilet4 ,/op %ort ( suppos+ t rascality c be z uni=mly logical z hone/y4 ,villa9s are usually ! wor/ casui/s1 & ru% into great] crimes to avoid less4 ,/op1 9 combat+ ! ,_w1 & reflect t by resi/+ its temptations y ma/] ! secret ( ultimately possess+ its noble/ prizes1 ! respect ( y\r fell[s1 & ! pr\de/ self-respect 9 hav+ successfully )/ood n 9 ord] to a*ieve1 b f a s5se ( moral duty4 ,/op1 9 resi/+ ! allurem5ts ( ! ,fle%1 & consid] t by subject+ !m to ! yoke ( reason1 y\r capacity = rational fle%ly enjoym5t is bo? int5sifi$ & prolong$4 ,/op1 9 fight+ ! ,devil 7i4e41 moral p]v]s5ess17 & rememb] t y\r victory w be evid5ce ( moral balance on y\r own "p1 r ?an ( fa9t-he>t$ness on ,8 ,inky ,maje/y's4 ,& y may likewise recall ) complac5cy ,em]son's indictm5t1 :]e he says1 8,x /&s to reason t ! ,devil is an ass40 ,/op1 aft] hav+ fairly floor$ ! ,ma*iavellian triumvirate1 ! ,_w1 ! ,fle% & ! ,devil1 & c&idly confess t y might h f>$ worse b = ! precepts & injunctions laid d[n 9 ?is little book4 ,,! ,,end4 ,a ,,great ,,hit4 ,a ,,naughty ,,girl',s ,,di>y ---,,by--- ,,au?or ,,( 8,a ,bad ,boy's ,di>y40 ,,full ,,( ,,fun4 ,price #ej c5ts4 ,transcrib]'s ,note3 ,inconsi/5t spell+ & hyph5ation are z 9 ! orig9al4