,,pun* ,,& ,,judy4 ,illu/ration3 ,,mr4 ,,pun*4 ,,f ,,! ,,orig9al ,,by ,,george ,,cruik%ank4 ,,! ,,tragical ,,acts1 ,,or ,,comical ,,trag$ies ,,( ,,pun* ,,& ,,judy1 ,,) ,,tw5ty-,,?ree ,,illu/rations1 ,,f ,,orig9als ,,by ,,george ,,cruik%ank4 ,,& ,,o!r ,,plates1 ,,accompani$ ,,by ,,! ,,dialogue ,,( ,,! ,,puppet-,,%[1 ,,an ,,acc\nt ,,( ,,its ,,orig91 ,,& ,,( ,,puppet-,,plays ,,9 ,,italy1 ,,engl& ,,& ,,am]ica1 ,,) ,,in/ructions ,,conc]n+ ,,! ,,*oice1 ,,selection ,,& ,,act+ ,,( ,,! ,,puppets4 ,,by ,,pr(4 ,w4,j4 ,,judd4 ,illu/ration ,,new ,,york3 ,,happy ,,h\rs ,,company1 ,,publi%]s1 ,,no4 #e ,,beekman ,,/reet4 ,ent]$1 accord+ to ,act ( ,congress1 9 ! ye> #ahgi1 by ,,happy ,,h\rs ,,company1 9 ! ,(fice ( ! ,libr>ian ( ,congress1 at ,wa%+ton1 ,d4 ,c4 ,,li/ ,,( ,,engrav+s ,,f ,,orig9als ,,by ,,george ,,cruik%ank4 ,,page4 ,portrait ( ,mr4 ,pun* ,frontispiece4 ,beh9d ! ,sc5es #aj ,pun* & 8 ,dog ,toby #bf ,pun* ) 8 ,horse ,hector #bg ,judy ,beats ,pun* #cb ,! ,doctor ,physics ,mr4 ,pun* #cd ,sc>am\* & 8 ,fiddle #di ,pun* & 8 ,pretty ,polly #ej ,pun* & 8 ,music #eb ,pun* tea*es ,jack ,ket* h[ to hang a man #eg ,pun* fights ,old ,nick #fj ,pun* ,victori\s #fa ,,o!r ,,illu/rations ,,n ,,by ,,mr4 ,,george ,,cruik%ank4 ,,page4 ,! ,p]=mance ( ! ,trag$y ,title4 ,! new ,wat] ,sc5e1 & ! ,s9k+ ,%ip #ag ,side view ( a l>ge ,pun* & ,judy ,!atre #ag ,! ,_s ( ,fun gives ! ,baby back to ,judy #bi ,mrs4 ,b>risnobe & ! ,dut*man #ch ,! ,dut*man & ,m>y /ruggle = ! b$ #dg ,! ,dut*man sees a ,%ip #fc ,trial ,sc5e by ! ,black ,judge #fe ,! ,snake swall[s ,mr4 ,pun* #fi ,! ,v5triloquial ,*ampions #gb ,! ,royal ,m>ionettes #gi ,,cont5ts4 ,,page4 ,introduction1 #i ,*apt] ,i4--,orig9 ( ,pun* 9 ,italy1 #aa ,,ii4--,orig9 & ,progress ( ,puppet-,plays 9 ,engl&1 #ab ,,iii4--,antiquity ( ,pun* 9 ,am]ica1 #ad ,,iv4--,on ! ,con/ruction ( ! ,!atre & ! ,act+ ( ! ,puppets--on ! ,*oice & ,selection ( ,p]=m+ ,figures--on ! ,managem5t ( ! ,pun* ,squeak]1 #af ,,! ,,tragical ,,acts1 ,,or ,,comical ,,trag$ies ,,( ,,pun* ,,& ,,judy4 ,pun* & 8 ,dog ,toby1 #be ,sc>am\* ) ,pun* & 8 ,horse1 #bh ,pun*1 ,judy & ! ,baby1 #bi ,pun* sees a ,gho/1 #cd ,pun* & ! ,doctor1 #cd ,pun* kills ,sc>am\*1 #cf ,! ,iri%man tells ,pun* a little /ory1 #cf ,pun* & ! ,op]a ,s+]1 #cg ,cl[n tr\bles ,mr4 ,pun*1 #cg ,! ,p]secut$ ,dut*man 9 ,mrs4 ,b>risnobe's ,hotel1 #ch ,s*midt is wait$ on by ,t$dy1 ,pretty ,polly & ,mrs4 ,b>risnobe2 he retires to re/1 b is di/urb$ all ?r\gh ! night by /range & un9vit$ visitors--fir/ by ,t$dy1 :o gives him a clubb+1 foll[$ by a ,cl[n1 ,iri%man1 ! ,doctor1 ,adel9a1 ,capta9 ,bl[h>d1 ,police ,(fic]1 a ,lawy]1 a ,gho/1 ,mrs4 ,b>risnobe1 ) a f9al /ruggle betwixt ,m>y & ! ,dut*man1 :o attempts to c>ry (f ! b$1 #ci ,sc>am\* & 8 ,fiddle1 #di ,pun* & 8 ,pretty ,polly1 #ej ,s]vant ord]s ,pun* to ,/op 8 ,music1 #eb ,pun* & ! ,bl9d ,man1 #ed ,pun* & ! ,con/able1 #ee ,pun* hangs ! ,hangman1 #eg ,joey & ,pun* bury ,jack ,ket*1 #ei ,pun* ,al>m$ at ! ,appe>ance ( ! ,demon1 #fj ,gradually becom+ bold]1 he fights ,8 ,maje/y1 #fa ,pun* ,victori\s1 #fa ,! ,s9k+ ,%ip & ,/orm at ,sea1 #fb ,! ,black ,judge1 #fe ,pun* 9 8 fam\s #fie1jjj ,box ,act1 #fi ,dialogue = a pair ( ,v5triloquial ,*ampions1 #gc ,a ,"y ,lady's ,conv]sation1 #gg ,price ,li/ ( ,pun* & ,judy ,prop]ties1 #gh ,! ,royal ,m>ionettes1 #gi ,illu/ration ,,introduction4 ,) ! assi/ance ( in=mation t we h ga9$1 be+ a practical p]=m] ( ackn[l$g$ ability1 we are ab\t to fill up a hiatus 9 !atrical hi/ory4 ,x is s+ul> t1 to ! pres5t day1 save by "o au?or ( a valuable "w1 n[ out ( pr9t1 no o!r attempt has be5 made to illu/rate ! orig91 biography & "* ( a p]son s di/+ui%$ & notori\s z ,,mr4 ,,pun*4 ,8 "n & 8 p]=mances are famili> to all ranks & ages2 yet none h hi!rto tak5 ! tr\ble1 9 ?is c\ntry or abroad1 to make any inquiries reg>d+ himself1 8 family or connections4 ,! /udi\s ,bayle is record$ to h repeat$ly salli$ f 8 retreat1 at ! s\nd ( ! crack$ trumpet1 ann\nc+ 8 arrival 9 ,rott]dam2 & we ourselves1 :o h (t5 hunt$ our favorite p]=m] f /reet to /reet1 saw ! late ,mr4 ,w9dham1 !n "o ( ! ,secret>ies ( ,/ate1 on 8 way f ,d[n+ ,/reet to ! ,h\se ( ,commons1 on a night ( important debate1 pause l a truant boy until ! :ole p]=mance 0 conclud$1 to enjoy a he>ty laugh at ! :imsicalities ( ! motley h]o4 ,b x is ne$less to p>ticul>ize4 ,pun* has made our y\? to laugh1 ,until !y sc>cely c\ld look out = te>s2 :ile ! old h /ood by1 delight$ ) delight ( o!rs1 & !mselves1 too1 enjoy+ ! ludicr\s repres5tation4 ,:y ! int]e/ has hi!rto be5 limit$ to ! p]iod ( repres5tation1 & :e!r x has n 9 "p aris5 f inability to satisfy x1 is n = u to expla94 ,we conf9e ourselves to an endeavor1 9 "s degree1 to supply ! defici5cy4 ,! contra/ betwe5 ! neglect ,mr4 ,pun* has exp]i5c$1 & ! indu/ry employ$ 9 collect+ p>ticul>s relat+ to o!r p]=m]s ( f> less reputation1 is rem>kable4 ,nev]!less1 x is und5iable t 8 fame has spread )\t 8 /irr+ ov] all ! k+doms ( ! civiliz$ _w4 ,to use ! wordy p]iphrasis ( ,dr4 ,johnson1 ,let obs]vation1 ) ext5sive view1 ,survey mank9d f ,*9a to ,p]u1 if x c1 & x w ev]y:]e behold ,pun* disp5s+ ! luxury ( a laugh4 ,x is lit]ally true t "s ye>s ago he f\nd 8 way to ,canton2 & t s9ce ! ,s\? ,am]ican ,revolution he has be5 se5 ev5 on ! we/]n side ( ! ,&es4 ,he is1 p]haps1 himself 9 "p to blame = ! neglect we h notic$4 ,sev]al ( ! pr9cipal support]s ( our !atres1 9 our own day1 h giv5 _! memoirs to ! _w1 ei!r by writ+ !m ) _! own h&s1 or by furni%+ ! mat]ials to o!rs2 & ! works ( ?is k9d by dead actors1 ! =gott5 ( ! /age1 consi/ ( _m volumes4 ,:e!r x has aris5 f an abs5ce ( t vanity 7may we call x87 :i* has at times influ5c$ 8 hi/rionic rivals1 or f a some:at haughty reluctance on 8 "p to gratify public curiosity1 we "k n4 ,illu/ration ,,*apt] ,i4 ,,orig9 ,,( ,,pun* ,,9 ,,italy4 ,mr4 ,pun* 7^: orig9al family "n 0 probably ,pulc9ella7 fir/ came into exi/5ce at ,ac]ra1 an anci5t city at a %ort di/ance f ,naples4 ,! date ( ?is ev5t is diff]5tly /at$ by au?ors :o h incid5tally m5tion$ him1 ,riccoboni fix+ x be=e ! ye> #afjj1 & ,gimma & ,signorelli aft] ! comm5cem5t ( ! sev5te5? c5tury4 ,! words ( ,gimma are v precise1 & z he ent]s into p>ticul>s1 x seems safe to rely ^u 8 au?ority = ?is important fact4 ,! p]=mances1 9 :i* ! actor 0 left to 8 own tal5ts & discretion 9 furni%+ ! dialogue1 7 once extremely popul> ?r\gh\t ,italy2 b f ! v nature ( ! repres5tation1 x unluckily happ5s t n a s+le specim5 has be5 h&$ d[n to our "t4 ,h[ev]1 to pursue ?is topic w\ld lead u away f ! object ( our pres5t inquiry4 ,we take x = grant$ t ,silvio ,fiorillo inv5t$ ,pulc9ella1 & fir/ introduc$ him z a v>iety 9 ! li/ ( buffoons requir$ to repres5t ! impromptu com$ies ( ,naples3 b1 al?\gh he may date 8 sep>ate exi/5ce f ab\t ! ye> #afjj1 x is a matt] ( mu* d\bt :e!r he 0 n1 9 fact1 only a bran* ( a family ( f> great] antiquity4 ,! discov]y1 9 ! ye> #agbg1 ( a bronze /atue ( a mime1 call$ by ! ,romans ,maccus1 has inde$ l$ "s antiqu>ies to ! conclusion t he 01 9 fact1 ,pulc9ella "u a diff]5t "n1 b ) ! same attributes1 & among !m a hump-back & a l>ge nose4 ,! dress1 too1 corresponds v mu* ) ! motley or p>ti-color$ habit ( ! cl[ns ( our old dramatic poets4 ,x is true t ! diff]5t hues h be5 arrang$ ) great] regul>ity1 & ! pat*es are ( small] size4 ,! ord9>y habilim5ts ( ,pun* at ! pres5t day1 pres]v$ by anci5t usage1 ) 8 po9t$ fool's-cap1 be> a mu* ne>] resemblance2 & ?is is "o circum/ance t evid5ces ! /rong family lik5ess betwe5 ! ,vice1 ,h>lequ9 & ,pulc9ella4 ,riccoboni repres5ts ! anci5t ,h>lequ9 9 a dress compos$ ( pat*es1 z if 8 ragg$ clo!s _h be5 (t5 m5d$1 & ,goldoni speaks ( him z orig9ally a poor1 fooli% dolt4 ,accord+ to ,quadrio1 9 8 ,/oria d'ogni ,poesia1 ! "n ( our h]o has relation to ! l5g? ( 8 nose3 he w\ld spell x ,pullic9ello f ,pullic5o1 :i* ,mr4 ,d',israeli translates turkey-cock1 an allusion to ! beak ( t bird4 ,b>etti has x ,pulc9ella1 because t ^w 9 ,italian means a h5-*ick51 ^: cry ! voice ( ,pun* is said to resemble4 ,pollic5ello1 z x has also be5 writt51 9 its etymology f pollice1 ! ?umb1 goes ^u ! mi/ak5 presumption t 8 size 0 always dim9utive1 l t ( our ,engli% wor?y1 ( c[-swall[+ memory4 ,! ,fr5* ,pon*e has be5 fancifully d]iv$ f no less a p]sonage ?an ,pontius ,pilate ( ! old ,my/]ies1 :om1 9 b>b>\s times1 ! ,*ri/ians wi%$ to abuse & ridicule4 ,if we _c settle ! disput$ po9t1 x is v evid5t t1 9 future1 +5uity & le>n+ w be ?r[n away 9 attempt+ fur!r elucidation4 ,,*apt] ,,ii4 ,,orig9 ,,& ,,progress ,,( ,,puppet-,,plays ,,9 ,,engl&4 ,be=e we proce$ f>!r1 x w be necess>y to consid]1 briefly1 ! antiquity & nature ( puppet-plays 9 ! old c\ntry4 ,x is ! m prop] to d s1 because !y =m a bran* ( our drama :i* has nev] be5 exam9$ by ! hi/orians ( our /age ) z mu* int]e/ & indu/ry z ! subject des]ves4 ,:5 we m5tion t no less a man ?an ,dr4 ,johnson 0 ( op9ion t puppets 7 s capable ( repres5t+ ev5 ! plays ( ,%akspe>e1 t ,macbe? might be p]=m$ by !m z well z by liv+ actors1 x w be evid5t f su* a fact only1 t ! inquiry is f> f unimportant4 ,9 connection ) ?is op9ion1 & confirmatory ( x1 we may add1 t a p]son ( ! "n ( ,h5ry ,r[e1 %ortly be=e ! ye> #agig1 did actually1 by wood5 figures1 = a s]ies ( ye>s1 g ?r\gh ! action ( ! :ole ( t trag$y1 :ile he himself repeat$ ! dialogue :i* belongs to ea* ( ! *>act]s4 ,puppet-plays are ( v anci5t date 9 ,engl&2 &1 if !y 7 n contempor>y ) our ,my/]ies1 !y probably imm$iately succe$$ !m4 ,! =midable rival%ip ( puppet-plays to ! regul> drama is e/abli%$ by ! fact t ! proprietors ( ! !atres 9 ,drury ,lane1 & ne> ,l9coln's ,inn ,fields1 =m]ly petition$ ,*>les ,,ii4 t a puppet-%[ /ation$ on ! pres5t site ( ,cecil ,/reet 9 ! ,/r&1 might n be all[$ to exhibit1 or might be remov$ to a great] di/ance1 z its attractiv5ess mat]ially int]f]$ ) ! prosp]ity ( _! conc]ns4 ,x is n unlikely t burlesque & ridicule 7 sometimes aim$ at ! productions ( ! regul> /age by ! exhibitors ( motions4 ,p[ell's %[ 0 set up 9 ,cov5t ,g>d51 opposite to ,/4 ,paul's ,*ur*2 & ! ,spectator 7,no4 #ad7 conta9s ! lett] ( ! sexton1 :o compla9$ t ! p]=mances ( ,pun* ?9n$ ! congregation 9 ! *ur*1 & t1 z ,p[ell exhibit$ dur+ ! "t ( pray]s1 ! toll+ ( ! bell 0 tak51 by all :o he>d x1 = notice ( ! int5d$ comm5cem5t ( ! exhibition4 ,! writ] ( ! pap] !n proce$s1 9 ano!r epi/le1 to e/abli% t ! puppet-%[ 0 mu* sup]ior to ! op]a ( ,r9aldo & ,armida1 repres5t$ at ! ,haym>ket1 & to obs]ve t too mu* enc\ragem5t c\ld n be giv5 to ,mr4 ,p[ell's skill 9 motions4 ,a regul> p>allel is drawn betwe5 ! two1 :i* ends mo/ decid$ly 9 favor ( ,p[ell 9 e respect b ! inf]ior po9t ( ! moral4 ,f ^! s\rces we collect1 mo/ di/9ctly1 t ! popul>ity ( ,pun* 0 completely e/abli%$1 & t he triumph$ ov] all 8 rivals1 mat]ially less5+ ! receipts at lea/ at ! ,op]a1 if n at ! regul> national !atres1 & accompli%+ at t p]iod1 by 8 great] attractiv5ess1 :at ,d5nis1 by 8 ,essay on ,op]as aft] ! ,italian mann]1 & o!r critiques de pr(ession1 _h be5 unable to effect4 ,he c\ld h>dly h tak5 su* firm possession ( ! public m9d if he _h only rec5tly emigrat$ f 8 native c\ntry4 ,! late ,mr4 ,joseph ,/rutt1 9 8 ,sports & ,pa/imes ( ! ,p ( ,engl&1 ?us speaks ( ! puppet-%[s 9 8 "t3 ,9 my memory ^! %[s consi/$ ( a wret*$ display ( wood5 figures1 b>b>\sly =m$ & decorat$1 )\t ! lea/ degree ( ta/e or propriety3 ! wires t communicat$ ! motion to !m appe>$ at ! top ( _! heads1 & ! mann] 9 :i* !y 7 made to move ev9c$ ! ignorance & inatt5tion ( ! manag]s4 ,! dialogues 7 m]e jumbles ( absurdities & nons5se1 int]mix$ ) l[1 immoral disc\rses1 pass+ betwe5 ,pun* & ! fiddl]1 = ! or*e/ra r>ely admitt$ ( m ?an "o m9/rel2 & ^! fla%es ( m]rim5t 7 made (f5sive to dec5cy by ! actions ( ! puppet4 ,f :atev] cause ! *ange may h aris51 c]ta9 x is t at pres5t1 9 ! ord9>y exhibitions ( ,pun* & ,judy1 ! brea*es ( decorum compla9$ ( by ,mr4 ,/rutt are r>e & slight4 ,we h nev] se5 less ?an two m5 conc]n$ 9 ^! ambulatory exhibitions3 "o to c>ry ! !atre & use ,pun*'s t9 :i/le1 & ! o!r to be> ! box ( puppets & bl[ ! trumpet4 ,dur+ ! p]=mance ! money is collect$ f ! by/&]s1 & f> f agree+ ) ,mr4 ,/rutt t ! contributions are v trifl+1 we h se51 = we h tak5 ! pa9s to asc]ta9 x1 ?ree1 f\r & five %ill+s obta9$ at ea* repetition2 s t1 suppos+ only t5 p]=mances take place 9 a summ]'s day1 ! rew>d to ! two m51 on an av]age1 might be ab\t a sov]eign ea*4 ,on "o occasion we rememb] to h se5 ?ree diff]5t spectators give sixp5ce1 besides ! p5nies else:]e contribut$1 on :i* ! collector w5t back to ! !atre & :isp]$ ! exhibitor1 :o imm$iately made ,pun* ?us address ! cr[d3 ,ladies & g5tlem51 ,i nev] yet play$ = sev5p5ce halfp5ny1 & ,i nev] w2 s good-morn+4 ,he !n /ruck 8 t5t & dep>t$1 pocket+ ne>ly two %ill+s1 & excus+ himself f go+ ?r\gh ! p]=mance1 "u pret5ce t all ! contributions he _h receiv$ only am\nt$ to sev5p5ce halfp5ny4 ,,*apt] ,,iii4 ,,antiquity ,,( ,,pun* ,,9 ,,am]ica4 ,9 ! prec$+ *apt]s we h spok5 ( ! orig91 progress & high e/eem held = ,pun* & puppet-plays ?r\gh\t ! c\ntries ( ,italy & ,engl&2 & judg+ f our own p]sonal exp]i5ce & actual k1 9 /ill great] favor may ,pun* be said to hold = himself among/ ! fun-lov+ ,am]icans4 ,:at *ildr5's p>ty is br\ght to a p]fect /ate ( m]rim5t unless ) ! greet+s & comicalities ( ,mr4 ,pun*8 ,?\gh = a :ile ! trac+ ( ! adv5tures & travels ( ,mr4 ,pun* ?r\gh\t ?is l& is lo/1 yet we h be=e u suffici5t to %[ t 8 family are ( good antiquity1 ! ,new ,york ,gazette ( ,feb4 #bj?1 #agci1 hav+ ! foll[+ ann\ncem5t3 ,to-morr[ w be p]=m$1 9 ,mr4 ,holt's long room1 ! new pantomime ent]ta9m5t1 9 grotesque *>act]s1 call$ ',! ,adv5tures ( ,h>lequ9 & ,sc>am\*2 or1 ,! ,spani>d ,trick'd1' to :i* w be add$ an ,optick1 :]e9 w be repres5t$ 9 p]spective sev]al ( ! mo/ not$ cities & rem>kable places 9 ,europe & ,am]ica1 ) a new ,prologue & ,epilogue address$ to ! t[n4 ,to beg9 precisely at six o'clock4 ,tickets to be _h at ,mr4 ,holt's1 at five %ill+s ea*4 ,irel&'s hi/ory ( ! ,new ,york /age pres]ves ! next e>lie/ record ( me*anical puppets p]=m$ 9 ?is c\ntry4 ,x ref]s to ! ,new ,york ,gazette ( ,augu/1 #agdg3 ,to be se5 at ! h\se ( ,mr4 ,hamilton ,hewetson1 at ! sign ( ! ,spread ,eagle1 ne> ,:ite ,hall slip1 ,pun*'s op]a1 ',bateman2 or1 ,! ,unhappy ,m>riage1' ) a f9e dialogue betwe5 ,pun* & 8 wife1 ,joan1 act$ by a set ( lively figures4 ,9 ,augu/1 #agdi1 ! play ( ,:itt+ton & 8 ,cat 0 ann\nc$ to be act$ 9 ,new ,york city by ,pun*'s company ( com$ians1 & 9 ! foll[+ ye> ! same company1 suppos$ to be me*anical figures1 7 to h p]=m$ ! ,norfolk ,trag$y2 or1 ,! ,babes 9 ! ,wood1 along ) ,ent]ta9m5ts ( ,m5 & ,wom54 ,pass+ on to ! "t )9 ! memory ( ! pres5t g5]ation1 we f9d t ,mr4 ,pun* came into special favor ab\t ! ye> #ahff1 z may be ga!r$ f ! reports 9 ! ,engli% newspap]s ( t "t1 ,manv]s & o!rs ( ,engl&'s be/ ,pun* & ,judy play]s hav+ left its %ores to try _! =tunes 9 ,am]ica's m favor$ *annels4 ,9 #ahgd ! dem& = puppets 0 s great t x became difficult to meet ! wants ( ! _m pr(essors t _h decid$ to become p]=m]s4 ,not)/&+ ! gr[+ numb] ( actors1 9 ! fall ( #ahgf n "o unemploy$ ,pun* & ,judy p]=m] c\ld be f\nd 9 ,new ,york city4 ,z to ! puppet-%[ ( ,pun* & ,judy1 x nev] is look$ at by our p b z a m]e joke2 & a mo/ effective "p ( t joke is ! ultimate triumph ( ! h]o2 )\t x ! repres5tation w\ld be n only flat & /ale1 b unpr(itable4 ,we h se5 x s1 = we rememb] a %[man on "o occasion n m]ely receiv+ little or no money1 b gett+ lam5tably pelt$ ) mud1 because1 f "s scruple or o!r1 he refus$ to all[ ! victory ov] ! ,devil to ,pun*4 ,besides1 x may surely des]ve consid]ation1 :e!r1 wick$ z ,pun* unque/ionably is1 ! ,devil is n ! worse (f5d] ( ! two1 &1 consequ5tly1 ! m des]v+ ( puni%m5t4 ,if s1 poetical ju/ice is satisfi$4 ,rec5tly an ,am]ican %[man has introduc$ a v fam\s popul> piece z a clos+ act to ! comical trag$ies ( ,mr4 ,pun*1 9 :i* our h]o1 aft] hav+ ga9$ a victory ov] ! demon1 is ev5tually himself swall[$ up by a great snake4 7,see ! ,act = ,pun* & 8 great #be1jjj ,box ,trick47 ,,*apt] ,,iv4 ,,on ,,! ,,con/ruction ,,( ,,! ,,!atre ,,& ,,! ,,act+ ,,( ,,! ,,puppets4 ,hav+ dwelt at "s l5g? on ! antiquity & high popul>ity ( ,mr4 ,pun*1 we w devote ! :ole ( ?is *apt] 9 expla9+ to ! read] h[ he may successfully arrange & "w ! figures1 ) a description ( ! frames or ,pun* & ,judy h\ses 9 :i* ! p]=m] op]ates 8 tr\pe ( puppets4 ,portable frames1 complete1 ready = use1 are adv]tis$ by ! au?or 9 ! la/ pages ( ?is "w2 yet ! read]1 if a g5ius1 may save half its co/ by con/ruct+ = himself ! little h\se4 ,obta9 f\r pieces ( p9e1 eight feet long1 two in*es 9 diamet]2 let !m be plan$ on ! f\r sides2 divide ea* piece 9 ! c5tre1 & fix !reon an h+e1 ) a bolt on ! opposite side2 ?us ! f\r eight-feet pill>s may be made to fold up to fit into any box or trunk f\r feet 9 l5g?4 ,next cut six cross-pieces1 #ca in*es long1 = ! sides1 two to be us$ = ! c5tre1 & f\r = ! ends2 next get ready five l5g?s1 #cf in*es long1 to make ! cross-pieces = ! back & front ( ! frame1 f\r to be fitt$ on ! f\r ends1 ! rema9+ "o to =m ! cross-piece on :i* y screw a flat piece ( wood1 six in*es wide1 to =m ! /age1 :i* we advise to be fix$ up ab\t #ei in*es f ! gr\nd1 ! :ole to be clamp$ firmly toge!r ) tw5ty-two ord9>y iron bolts & nuts4 ,if ea* jo9t is mortis$1 ! skeleton /ructure w h a wond]ful degree ( /r5g?4 ,to f9i%1 cut a %elf f a t5-in* bo>d1 full #cf in*es long2 mortise two ( ! corn]s to fit or cat* into ! two front pill>s2 ?is y lay on ! two c5tre cross-pieces1 :i* =ms y a snug int]ior %elf on :i* y lay all ! figures t y use 9 ! p]=mance4 ,a prosc5ium1 cut out ( ?ick c>dbo>d1 & ta/efully decorat$ or pa9t$1 %\ld be hung 9 front ( ! /age4 ,?is1 ) ! calico cov]+ t y wrap ar\nd ! frame1 completes ! /ructure1 illu/rations ( :i* may be se5 on our title-page & next succe$+ engrav+4 ,x is g5]ally kn[n t ! writ] ( ?is book owns ! l>ge/ & mo/ complicat$ ,pun* & ,judy !atre 9 ! _w1 ) its six *anges ( sc5]y2 &1 al?\gh its plan ( con/ruction has be5 kept secret1 we ?9k t to ! read]s ( ?is "w we ought to convey "s idea ( its specialties4 ,we !re=e n only give a description1 b h caus$ our arti/ to make engrav+s ( two ( its mo/ important p>ts ( con/ruction4 ,! !atre is ne> t5 feet 9 height1 ov] six feet frontage1 & ! same di/ance 9 its dep? to back ( /age4 ,bel[ we give a description ( ! engrav+4 ,illu/ration3 ,j1 ,k is a side view ( ! little !atre2 ,m =ms a front view ( an int]ior wat] sc5e1 :i* is locat$ t[>ds ! back ( ! /age2 ! flies1 five 9 numb]1 are pa9t$ gre51 ) spla%es ( :ite to repres5t sea-foam2 ea* fly is atta*$ to two small gre5 cords ?r\gh ! holes at ,n1 ,n2 !re are two cross-pieces above1 t trav]se f ! /age1 front to back2 on ^! are t5 hooks2 ! gre5 cords are /rung on to ^! hooks2 ! five flies are !n swung into motion1 :i*1 to ! audi5ce1 repres5ts a /orm at sea4 ,! %ip sails along once ! :ole l5g?2 b on its second or ?ird j\rney x is wreck$2 ! sails ruffle up1 & x gradually s9ks b5ea? ! waves4 ,:5 !re are two p]=m]s conceal$ 9 ?is !atre1 ! %ip is made to meet ano!r vessel 7a /eam]72 ! two to collide2 "o is wreck$1 ! o!r sails away safely4 ,^! %ips are s con/ruct$ t !y me*anically wreck at ! w ( ! p]=m]4 ,l1 ,l are two ( ! pill>s ( ! !atre2 ,k is ! upp] cross-beam1 ) f\r wood5 pegs project+ out2 ,j is a groov$ bo>d ab\t five in*es 9 diamet]1 ) holes bor$ to correspond ) ! pegs to fit secure on ! cross-beam ,k2 ,a1 ,b1 ,c1 ,d & ,e are half-circles1 cut out to receive roll]s conta9+ ! drop sc5]y2 ,f1 ,f1 ,f1 ,f1 ,f are grooves cut to receive ! w+s t are plac$ 9 front ( ! drop sc5]y2 ,h is ! pulley2 ,i %[s section ( pulley2 ,g %[s pulley & cord fitt$ on to ! roll] at ,a4 ,! five pulleys %\ld n be m ?an f\r in*es 9 diamet]4 ,a %\ld be ! sc5e ( a prison1 ,b an hotel sc5e1 ,c ! =e/1 ,d ! ,black ,hills1 & ,e ! backgr\nd4 ,a front drop sc5e c also be add$1 :i* does n /& locat$ 9 ! engrav+4 ,! rema9+ portion ( ?is !atre is made & bolt$ toge!r aft] ! plan advis$ = ! small] frame4 ,! !atre once prop]ly built1 ea* timb] mu/ be legibly m>k$ be=e tak5 ap>t1 s t ! p]=m] may spe$ily rebuild ! same :5 want$4 ,hav+ ?us fully expla9$ h[ to con/ruct a ,pun*'s !atre1 we w n[ proce$ to treat on ,,! ,,*oice ,,& ,,selection ,,( ,,p]=m+ ,,figures1 ( :i* !re are two classes--! p]fectly made & ! imp]fect4 ,! latt]1 :i* are *iefly importations f =eign c\ntries1 %\ld be /udi\sly avoid$ by ! p]=m]4 ,!y may be di/+ui%$ f ! prop]ly made puppets by _! cramp+ ! h&1 _! %ortness ( dress br++ into special notice ! arms ( ! p]=m] z he attempts to manipulate !m above ! /age4 ,! desirable g5u9e-made figures c only be safely secur$ by ord]+ !m f a deal] or mak] t is himself1 also1 a ,pun* & ,judy play]4 ,a bona fide p]=m]1 ( c\rse1 kn[s j h[ !y ought to be made1 & prides himself on _! p]fectness1 improvem5ts & advantages ov] ^? ( ! toy import]s t deal 9 ! productions ( novices1 made = !m at ! *eape/ rates2 h5ce ! r$uc+ ( ^? ess5tial p>ts ( ! dress t are ( special advantage to ! p]=m]4 ,we draw ! read]'s att5tion to ! address ( ! deal] ^: c>d w be f\nd 9 ! la/ pages ( ?is book1 & :o w supply y ) correctly made figures1 & has e appurt5ance & /age-requisite treat$ on 9 ?is "w4 ,an op]ator c give a v fair %[ ) an outfit ( eight figures1 to :i*1 f "t to "t1 he %\ld add o!rs1 until he has a complete set1 :i* are to be arrang$ on ! inn] %elf 9 8 frame 9 ! foll[+ ord]3 ,"u 8 left h&1 at ! end ( %elf1 he lays ! ,snake ,demon & ,little ,dog2 next to !m ! ,%]iff1 ,doctor1 ,gho/1 ,negro1 ,negress1 ,judy2 on 8 "r or o!r end ,pun*1 ,sc>am\*1 ,dut*man1 ,iri%man1 & ,pretty ,polly2 ov] ^! he re/s ,dog ,toby & ,pun*'s ,baby 9 read9ess = ! op5+ acts4 ,among/ ! figures he %\ld h a bell1 ! gall[s1 & ?ree clubs1 z /icks = ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,! box trick1 c(f91 & o!r /age prop]ties %\ld lie on ! gr\nd ne> ! p]=m]'s feet4 ,:]e !re is b "o play] to "w ! %[1 rememb] to put a /ick 9 ! hole ( ,mr4 ,pun*'s head1 & 9 sev]al ( ! o!rs4 ,?is greatly assi/s ! p]=m]1 & enables him to cat* ! figures up mu* quick]1 & prev5ts ,mr4 ,pun* f dropp+ d[n 8 head1 z if we>y4 ,:il/ "o figure is up to view above ! /age1 ! op]ator may quickly adju/ ano!r figure by hold+ its head betwixt 8 *9 & brea/1 :il/ he plants 8 h& b5ea? its dress4 ,! p]=m] %\ld educate himself to play+ ! acts bo? s+le-h&$1 & also ) ! help ( an assi/ant4 ,:]e conv5i5t = two p]=m]s to be inside ! frame1 ! %[1 ( c\rse1 c be gott5 up on a mu* m gr& & ext5sive scale4 ,pun* is always held 9 ! p]=m]'s "r h&1 & is always to be ! h]o 9 ! trag$ies1 & ! mo/ lively ( all ! puppets1 & op]at$ by ! be/ man ( ! two p]=m]s4 ,! assi/ant play] puts up a ?ird figure at "s w9d[ or side corn] to poke fun at ,mr4 ,pun*1 & also is a useful help by int]e/+ ! company at any gap 9 ! p]=mance caus$ by ! lead+ p]=m] fix+ 8 puppets ready = ! successive acts4 ,! play]s mu/ rememb] to give to ea* figure g5u9e life-l motions1 convey ! impressive idea by %ak+ ! head or arms ( ea* figure 9 turn1 z !y conv]se "o ) ! o!r4 ,?is advice is ( special importance1 & %\ld be obs]v$ by ! play]s4 ,on no acc\nt %\ld ,mr4 ,pun* be all[$ to rema9 motionless1 dull or /upid1 ) no?+ to say or d4 ,he is ev] to be ! gaye/ ( ! gay1 k+ & conqu]or ( all be=e him4 ,once 9 view above ! /age be=e ! company1 :il/ wait+ = an act to comm5ce or = a figure to come up1 he ?umps 8 club d[n on ! /age1 ?r[s x at ! %[man outside1 dances1 or s+s a v]se ( a song4 ,aft] a figure has ent]$ & ann\nc$ to ,mr4 ,pun* t he has a f9e horse = ,mr4 ,pun* to ride on1 ,pun* %[s 8 pleasure by runn+ f end to end ( ! /age1 to ! company appe>+ to enjoy tak+ note ( e ef=t t is be+ made to br+ ! horse 94 ,hector ent]s2 ! comical results relat+ !reto are illu/rat$ & describ$ 9 ! dialogue = ,act ,i4 ,,on ,,! ,,managem5t ,,( ,,! ,,squeak]4 ,"s writ]s h rais$ objections to ! use ( ! in/rum5t call$ ! ,pun* & ,judy ,squeak]1 on acc\nt ( ! great] difficulty 9 articulat+ ! words us$ by ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,f ! e>lie/ times )9 ! rea* ( our memory ! famili> squeak ( ,mr4 ,pun* has always greet$ our e>4 ,we !re=e say by all means let x s cont9ue4 ,a little practice w soon enable y to articulate ! s\nd ( words intelligibly1 & until y are pr(ici5t 9 its use1 ! answ] ( ! o!r figure w convey ! mean+4 ,?us1 ,pun*1 9 8 squeak+ voice1 asks = ! baby4 ,judy answ]s1 ,oh1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 y want ! baby1 d y8 ,well1 ,i'm afraid x's asleep1 b ,i'll g & see4 ,let ! squeak] be 7a good "o7 plac$ on ! c5tre ( ! tongue1 held close to ! ro( ( ! m\? & ! words spok5 ?r\gh x4 ,x w readily re/ itself on ! tongue :5 ! answ]+ voice is made4 ,! be/ squeak]s are made ( silv]2 !y are fully f\r times ?ick] 9 sub/ance ?an ^? t are made ( t9 or z9c1 h5ce !y _c s easily be cru%$ up1 & only require reb9d+ ) tape ab\t once e ye>4 ,a second squeak] %\ld also be 9 ! p]=m]'s ve/ pocket = in/ant read9ess 9 case squeak] ,no4 #a %\ld be dropp$ out ( ! p]=m]'s m\?4 ,hav+ in/ruct$ ! read] h[ to build a !atre1 & trac$ ! hi/ory1 ) ! "* & deportm5t1 ( ,mr4 ,pun*1 we %all n[ proce$ to place 8 p]=mances ^u record4 ,x is "t to d s = ! b5efit ( po/]ity2 le/1 z society gradually acquires a m sup]f9e poli% ?an x ev5 n[ possesses1 x %\ld be impossible1 h]eaft]1 to pr9t :at is =tunately yet consid]$ innoc5t & h>mless4 ,addison tells u t ! m]ry p ( ! _w are ! amiable1 & 9 ! language ( a man =bid1 we address ourselves to ^?1 ,*i amano1 s5za smorfia e ipocrisia ,gl'innoc5ti piac]i e l'allegria4 ,illu/ration ,,! ,,tragical ,,acts1 ,,or ,,comical ,,trag$ies ,,( ,,pun* ,,& ,,judy4 ,,preface4 ,portions ( ! foll[+ drama are f\nd$ ^u ! p]=mances ( an old ,italian ,pun* & ,judy p]=m] ( ! "n ( ,picc9i1 :o has p]ambulat$ ! t[ns & c\ntry hamlets ( ,engl& = ! la/ =ty or fifty ye>s4 ,l ! repres5tations ( our e>ly /age1 x 0 n by him di/+ui%$ into acts & sc5es1 b ! divisions 7 easily made4 ,! writ] is a pr(essional play] ( ,pun* & ,judy1 & n[ gives ! public1 9 ?is book1 n only ! ,italian ,picc9i's e>li] introduction1 b ! records ( 8 own exp]i5ce1 ) glean+s f t ( o!r fir/-class play]s4 ,! :ole n[ assumes a %ape 9 :i* x may rival mo/ ( ! !atrical productions ( ! pres5t era1 :e!r by ,poole1 popul> = 8 ,paul ,pry1 ,peake = 8 puns1 ,plan*e = 8 poetry1 ,peacock = 8 p>odies or ,payne = 8 plagi>isms4 ,picc9i liv$ 9 ! classical vic9ity ( ! ,we/ ,end ( ,london1 & up to ! "t t ourselves left ,engl& 79 #ahfi7 0 /ill travell+1 consid]+ x no s9 to labor 9 8 vocation4 ,he is ?us describ$ by a writ] 9 a discont9u$ p]iodical call$ ! ,lit]>y ,speculum1 :i* we quote because x is ! only pr9t$ notice we h se5 ( an individual s g5]ally kn[n4 ,x is to be obs]v$ t ! article to :i* we are indebt$ 0 publi%$ _m ye>s ago1 & ! au?or ( x speaks ( 8 own y\?1 :5 ,picc9i's age 0 z a lu/y w9t]1 fro/y b k9dly1 & be=e "t1 ! old clock-sett]1 _h ne>ly let him run ! :ole l5g? ( 8 *a9 )\t w9d+ him up aga94 ,he 7,picc9i7 0 an ,italian2 a little ?ick-set man1 ) a r$1 humor\s-look+ c\nt5ance4 ,he _h lo/ "o eye1 b ! o!r made up = ! abs5ce ( its fell[ by a %rewdness ( expression suffici5t = bo?4 ,he always wore an oil-sk9 hat & a r\gh great-coat4 ,at 8 back he c>ri$ a deal box1 conta9+ ! dramatis p]son ( 8 little !atre1 & 9 8 h& ! trumpet at ^: glad summons hundr$s ( m]ry1 laught]-lov+ faces flock$ r\nd him1 ) gap+ m\?s & anxi\s looks1 all eag] to r5ew _! acqua9tance ) _! old fri5d & favorite1 ,pun*4 ,! !atre itself 0 c>ri$ by a tall man1 :o seem$ a sort ( sleep+ p>tn] 9 ! conc]n1 or m]e dumb wait] on ! o!r's op]ations4 ,! woodcut on our title-page precisely corresponds ) ?is lively description1 mak+ "s all[ance = ! diff]5ce ( age 9 ! ma/] ( ! puppet-%[2 /ill1 h[ev]1 n too old to c>ry 8 deal box & to bl[ an inspir+ air4 ,!re is "o peculi>ity ab\t ,picc9i's puppets :i* des]ves notice3 !y 7 mu* bett] c>v$1 ! features hav+ a m m>k$ & comic expression ?an ^? ( 8 rivals4 ,he br\ght mo/ ( !m ov] ) him f ,italy1 & he compla9$ t 9 ,engl& he _h n be5 able to f9d any workman capable ( adequately supply+ ! loss if by *ance "o ( 8 figures _h be5 brok5 or /ol54 ,:y 8 ,pun* 0 made to squ9t1 or1 at lea/1 to h :at is kn[n by ! epi!t ( a swivel-eye1 unless = ! sake ( humor or di/9ction1 does n appe>4 ,besides ,picc9i's repres5tation1 we h comp>$ ! foll[+ pages )1 & correct$ !m & made additions accord+ to1 ! text ( our pr(essional p]=mances & ! exhibitions ( o!r p]ambulatory arti/es 7z our neighbors t]m !m7 n[ fl\ri%+4 ,! read]'s att5tion %\ld be specially direct$ to ! act+ drama ( ! ,p]secut$ ,dut*man1 9 ,mrs4 ,b>risnobes ,hotel1 & to ,pun*'s fam\s #be1jjj ,box ,trick4 ,illu/ration ,,! ,,tragical ,,acts1 ,,or ,,comical ,,trag$ies ,,( ,,pun* ,,& ,,judy4 ,,act ,i4 ,,sc5e4--,! ,=e/4 ,,%[man 7outside1 call+ out74 ,n[1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i want y to %[ y\rself4 ,,pun* 7)974 ,all "r2 let me put my boot on4 ,,%[man4 ,y\r boot on--hurry up4 ,ent] ,,pun*4 ,aft] a few prelim9>y squeaks1 he b[s ?ree times to ! spectators--once 9 ! c5tre & once at ea* side ( ! /age1 & !n vigor\sly beats ! /age ) 8 club4 ,ent] ,,sc>am\*4 ,,sc>a4 ,hollo1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 :at is all ?is noise ab\t8 ,,pun*4 ,:o are y8 ,,sc>a4 ,i want to "k :at y've done ) my dog ,toby4 ,,pun*4 ,y\r dog8 ,,sc>a4 ,yes4 ,,pun*4 ,i "k no?+ ab\t him4 ,,sc>a4 ,t won't d1 ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,y 7 se5 go+ r\nd ,gretna ,squ>e ) him la/ night1 & ,i want t dog4 ,,pun*4 ,y are a cure4 7beats 8 /ick on ! /age47 ,,sc>a4 ,y call me a cure2 t won't d1 ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,,pun* 7danc+ ar\nd74 ,yes1 y are1 y are4 ,,sc>a4 ,n[1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 t is too bad = y to call me a cure1 :5 "h ,i am ?\ght h&some1 & am engag$ to be m>ri$ to ,miss ,j5nie ,l---- e>ly next week4 ,,pun*4 ,i don't believe x4 ,,sc>a4 ,yes1 yes1 x is true1 & ,bella's to be at ! w$d+1 too2 b :at1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 h y done ) my dog8 ,,pun*4 ,i told y t ,i knew no?+ ab\t him4 7he knocks ,,sc>am\* d[n-/airs ) a bl[ ( 8 club47 ,illu/ration ,ent] ,,dog ,,toby4 ,,toby4 ,b[1 w[1 w[6 ,,pun*4 ,h[ d1 my good fri5d1 y\r ma/]1 ,mr4 ,toby8 ,h[ d1 ,mr4 ,sc>am\*8 ,,toby4 ,b[1 w[1 w[6 ,,pun*4 ,i'm glad to he> x4 ,poor ,toby6 ,:at a nice1 good-temp]$ dog x is6 ,no wond] 8 ma/] is s fond ( him4 ,,toby 7sn>ls74 ,arr6 ,arr6 ,,pun*4 ,:at6 ,toby6 y cross ?is morn+8 ,y got out ( b$ ! wrong way upw>ds8 ,,toby 7sn>ls aga974 ,arr6 ,arr6 ,,pun*4 ,poor ,toby6 7putt+ 8 h& out cauti\sly1 & try+ to coax ! dog1 :o snaps at x7 ,toby1 y're "o na/y1 cross dog2 get away ) y6 7/rikes at him47 ,,toby4 ,b[1 w[1 w[6 7seiz+ ,,pun* by ! nose47 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 de>6 oh1 de>6 ,my nose6 my poor nose1 my beautiful nose6 ,get away6 get away1 y na/y dog--,i tell y\r ma/]4 ,oh1 de>1 de>6 ,judy6 ,judy6 ,illu/ration 7,,pun* %akes 8 nose1 b _c %ake (f ! ,,dog1 :o foll[s him z he retreats ar\nd ! /age4 ,he cont9ues to call1 ,judy6 ,judy1 my de>6 until ! ,,dog quits 8 hold1 & exit47 ,,pun* 7solus1 & rubb+ 8 nose ) bo? h&s74 ,oh1 my nose6 my pretty little nose6 ,y na/y1 na/y brute1 ,i w tell y\r ma/] ( y4 ,re-ent] ,,sc>am\*4 ,,sc>a4 ,ah1 ah6 ,mr4 ,pun*1 y got ! wor/ ( x4 ,my dog got hold ( y\r nose4 ,ah1 ah6 7,,pun*1 mad at be+ made fun (1 aims a bl[ at ,,sc>am\*1 b misses2 he1 quickly disappe>+1 pops up aga91 say+3 ,nev] m9d1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i'll fet* up a f9e horse = y4 ,,pun* comm5ces to dance ab\t 9 high glee4 ,,sc>am\* bel[ /amps 8 feet1 call+ out3 ,wo1 ho1 my ,hector6 ?is way1 my ,hector4 ,,pun* cont9ues 8 dance1 !n attempts to m\nt 8 ,,hector by ! tail4 ,horse gallops away1 ,,pun* 9 pursuit47 ,re-ent] ,,pun*1 lead+ 8 horse by ! bridle ov] 8 arm4 ,x prances ab\t1 & seems v unruly4 ,,pun*4 ,wo1 ho1 my f9e fell[6 ,wo1 ho1 ,hector6 ,/& /ill1 c't y1 & let me get my foot up to ! /irrup4 7,:ile ,,pun* is try+ to m\nt1 ! horse runs away r\nd ! /age1 & ,,pun* sets (f aft] him1 cat*es him by ! tail1 & s /ops him4 ,,pun* !n m\nts by sitt+ on ! front ( ! /age1 &1 ) bo? 8 h&s1 lift+ "o ( 8 legs ov] ! animal's back4 ,at fir/ x goes pretty /eadily1 b soon quick5s its pace1 :ile ,,pun*1 :o does n keep 8 seat v well1 cries3 ,wo1 ho1 ,hector6 ,wo1 ho6 b to no purpose1 = ! horse sets (f at full gallop1 j]k+ ,,pun* at e /ride ) great viol5ce4 ,,pun* lays hold ar\nd ! neck1 b is ultimately ?r[n ^u ! plat=m47 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration ,,act ,,ii4 ,,sc5e4--,int]ior ( an ,hotel4 ,,pun*4 ,judy6 ,judy1 my de>6 ,judy1 my de>1 c't y answ]1 my de>8 ,,judy 7)974 ,well1 :at d y want1 ,mr4 ,pun*8 ,,pun*4 ,come up-/airs2 ,i want y4 ,,judy4 ,!n want mu/ be y\r ma/]--,i'm busy4 ,,pun*4 ,judy1 my de>6 ,judy1 my love6 ,pretty ,judy1 come up-/airs4 ,ent] ,,judy4 ,,judy4 ,well1 "h ,i am4 ,:at d y want1 n[ ,i'm come8 ,,pun* 7aside74 ,:at a pretty creature6 ,an't %e a beauty8 ,,judy4 ,:at d y want1 ,i say8 ,,pun*4 ,a kiss2 a pretty kiss6 7kisses h]1 :ile %e hits him a slap on ! face47 ,,judy4 ,take t1 !n4 ,h[ d y l my kisses8 ,w y h ano!r8 ,,pun*4 ,no2 "o at a "t1 "o at a "t1 my sweet pretty wife6 7aside7 ,%e always is s playful4 ,:]e's ! *ild8 ,fet* me ! baby1 ,judy1 my de>4 ,,judy4 ,! baby8 ,i'm afraid t %e is asleep--,i'll g d[n & see4 ,exit ,,judy4 ,,pun* 7solus74 ,!re's a wife = y6 ,:at a preci\s1 d>l+ creature6 ,%e g to fet* our baby4 ,re-ent] ,,judy ) ! ,,baby4 ,,judy4 ,"h's ! *ild4 ,pretty de>6 ,take ! baby4 ,,pun* 7hold+ out 8 h&s74 ,give x me--pretty little ?+6 ,h[ l its sweet mamma6 ,,judy4 ,h[ awkw>d y are6 ,,pun*4 ,give x me2 ,i "k h[ to nurse x z well z y d4 7%e gives x him7 ,get away6 7,exit ,,judy4 ,,pun*1 nurs+ ! ,,*ild 9 8 arms7 ,:at a pretty baby x is6 0 x sleepy !n8 ,hu%-a-by1 by1 by4 7s+s to ! tune ( ,re/ !e1 ,babe7 ,oh1 re/ !e1 my baby1 ,?y daddy is "h2 ,?y mammy's a gaby1 ,& t's v cle>4 ,oh1 re/ !e1 my d>l+1 ,?y "m w come1 ,) a voice l a />l+2-- ,i wi% %e 0 dumb6 ,poor1 de> little ?+6 x _c get to sleep4 ,by1 by2 by1 by1 hu%-a-by4 ,well1 !n1 x %an't4 7dances ! ,,*ild1 & !n sets x on 8 lap1 betwe5 8 knees1 & s+s ! common nurs]y ditty7 ,dancy1 baby1 diddy2 ,:at %all daddy d widdy8 ,sit on 8 lap1 ,give x "s pap-- ,dancy1 baby1 diddy4 7,aft] nurs+ x ^u 8 lap1 ,,pun* /icks ! ,,*ild aga9/ ! side ( ! /age1 on ! plat=m1 & go+ himself to ! opposite side1 runs up to x1 clapp+ 8 h&s & cry+1 ,cat*ee1 cat*ee1 cat*ee6 ,he !n takes x up aga91 & x beg9s to cry47 ,:at is ! matt] ) x8 ,poor ?+6 x has got ! /oma*-a*e1 ,i d>e say4 7,,*ild cries7 ,hu%-a-by1 hu%-a-by6 7sitt+ d[n1 & roll+ x on 8 knees7 ,naughty *ild6 ,judy1 7call+7 ! *ild has got ! /oma*-a*e4 ,judy1 ,i say6 7,,*ild cont9ues to cry7 ,keep quiet1 c't y8 7hits x a spank7 ,i won't keep su* a naughty *ild4 ,hold y\r tongue6 7/rikes ! ,,*ild',s head sev]al times aga9/ ! side ( ! /age7 ,!re--!re--!re6 ,h[ d y l t8 ,i ?\ght ,i'd /op y\r squall+4 ,get along ) y1 naughty1 cry+ *ild6 7?r[s x ov] ! front ( ! /age among ! spectators7 ,he1 he1 he6 7laugh+ & s++ to ! same tune z be=e7 ,get away1 naughty baby2 ,!re x goes ov]4 ,?y mammy's a gaby1 ,?y daddy's a rov]4 ,illu/ration ,re-ent] ,,judy4 ,,judy4 ,:]e is ! baby8 ,,pun*4 ,gone--gone to sleep4 ,,judy4 ,:at h y done ) ! *ild1 ,i say8 ,,pun*4 ,gone to sleep1 ,i say4 ,,judy4 ,:at h y done ) x8 ,,pun*4 ,:at h ,i done ) x8 ,,judy4 ,aye2 done ) x6 ,i he>d x cry+ j n[4 ,:]e is x8 ,,pun*4 ,h[ %\ld ,i "k8 ,,judy4 ,i he>d y make ! pretty d>l+ cry4 ,,pun*4 ,i dropp$ x out at w9d[4 ,,judy4 ,oh1 y cruel1 horrid wret*1 to drop ! pretty baby out at w9d[4 ,oh1 7cries1 & wipes h] eyes7 y b>b>\s man6 ,oh1 ,i'll make y pay = ?is1 dep5d ^u x4 ,exit 9 ha/e4 ,,pun*4 ,!re %e goes4 ,:at a piece ( "w ab\t no?+6 7dances ab\t & s+s1 beat+ "t ) 8 head1 z he turns r\nd1 on ! front ( ! /age47 ,illu/ration ,re-ent] ,,judy ) a /ick2 %e comes 9 beh9d1 & hits ,,pun* a s\nd+ bl[ on ! back ( ! head be=e he is aw>e4 ,,judy4 ,i'll tea* y to drop my *ild out at w9d[4 ,,pun*4 ,s--o--(tly1 ,judy1 s--o--(tly6 7rubb+ ! back ( 8 head ) 8 h&7 ,don't be a fool n[4 ,:at y at8 ,,judy4 ,:at6 y'll drop my poor baby out at w9d[ aga91 w y8 7hitt+ him cont9ually on ! head47 ,,pun*4 ,no2 ,i nev] w aga94 7%e /ill hits him7 ,s(tly1 ,i say1 s(tly4 ,a joke's a joke4 ,,judy4 ,oh1 y cruel brute6 7hitt+ him aga97 ,i'll tea* y4 ,,pun*4 ,b me no l su* tea*+4 ,:at6 y're 9 e>ne/1 are y8 ,,judy4 ,yes1 7hit7 ,i 7hit7 am4 7hit47 ,,pun*4 ,i'm glad ( x2 me no l su* jokes4 7%e hits him aga97 ,leave (f1 ,i say4 ,:at6 y won't1 won't y8 ,,judy4 ,no1 ,i won't4 7hits him47 ,,pun*4 ,v well1 !n1 n[ come my turn to tea* y4 7he snat*es at1 & /ruggles ) h] = ! /ick1 :i* he wr5*es f h] & /rikes h] ) x on ! head1 :ile %e runs ab\t to diff]5t p>ts ( ! /age to get out ( 8 way7 ,h[ y l my tea*+1 ,judy1 my pretty de>8 7hitt+ h]47 ,,judy4 ,o1 pray1 ,mr4 ,pun*--no m6 ,,pun*4 ,yes2 "o little m lesson4 7hits h] aga97 ,!re1 !re1 !re6 7%e falls d[n1 ) h] head ov] ! plat=m ( ! /age2 & z he cont9ues to hit at h] %e puts up h] h& to gu>d h] head7 ,any m8 ,,judy4 ,no1 no2 no m4 7lift+ up h] head47 ,,pun* 7knock+ d[n h] head74 ,i ?\ght ,i %\ld soon make y quiet4 ,,judy 7aga9 rais+ h] head74 ,no4 ,,pun* 7aga9 knock+ x d[n1 & foll[+ up 8 bl[s until %e is lifeless74 ,n[1 if y're satisfi$1 ,i am4 7p]ceiv+ t %e does n move7 ,!re1 get up1 ,judy1 my de>2 ,i won't hit y any m4 ,none ( y\r %amm+4 ,?is is only y\r fun4 ,y got ! heada*e8 ,:y1 y only asleep4 ,get up1 ,i say6 ,well1 !n1 get d[n4 7tosses ! body d[n ) ! end ( 8 /ick47 ,,%[man 7outside74 ,oh1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 :at h y done8 ,y w h a gho/ aft] y n[4 ,,pun*4 ,i don't c>e4 ,,%[man4 ,y don't c>e8 ,,pun*4 ,no2 ,i've se5 five gho/s4 ,,%[man4 ,five gho/s6 ,:at w\ld y say 7 y to see "o n[8 ,,pun*4 ,i'd knock him d[n4 ,ent] ,,gho/1 :i* rises at back ( ! /age1 /eal?ily advanc+ to ! front4 ,,%[man4 ,well1 !re is "o com+ n[2 look to y\r left4 ,,pun* 7look+ "r r\nd ! corn] ( ! /age74 ,"h8 ,,%[man4 ,no2 ! o!r way4 ,,pun* 7looks e way b ! "r direction2 he at la/ sees ! ,,gho/2 he trembles1 say+74 ,oh1 de>6 oh1 de>6 ,i've se5 a gho/1 gho/1 gho/6 ,exit ,,gho/4 ,,%[man4 ,:at is ! matt]1 ,mr4 ,pun*8 ,,pun*4 ,i'm sick6 ,i'm sick6 ,i've se5 a gho/4 7he lies d[n on ! /age47 ,,%[man4 ,well1 call ! doctor4 ,,pun*4 ,doctor6 ,doctor6 ,illu/ration ,ent] ! ,,doctor4 ,,doctor4 ,:o is t call+ ! doctor8 ,,pun*4 ,x is me4 ,,doctor4 ,:]e are y hurt8 ,is x "h8 7t\*+ 8 head47 ,,pun*4 ,no2 l[]4 ,,doctor4 ,"h8 7t\*+ 8 brea/47 ,,pun*4 ,no2 l[]1 l[]6 ,,doctor4 ,"h1 !n8 7go+ d[nw>ds47 ,,pun*4 ,no2 l[] /ill4 ,,doctor4 ,!n is y\r h&some leg brok58 ,,pun*4 ,no2 high]4 7,z ! ,,doctor leans ov] ,,pun*',s legs to exam9e !m1 ,,pun* hits him 9 ! eye47 ,,doctor4 ,oh1 my eye6 my eye6 ,,pun*4 ,aye1 y're "r en\gh2 x is my eye1 & ,betty ,m>t91 too4 ,,doctor4 ,let me feel y\r pulse1 ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,,pun* 7wriggl+ 8 body z he lies1 says74 ,oh1 de>6 s sick6 s sick6 ,,doctor 7feel+ ,,pun*',s pulse74 ,:y1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 y are all "r2 =ty-five to ! m9ute4 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 no6 ,i'm dead6 ,i'm kill$6 ,,doctor4 ,t won't d1 ,mr4 ,pun*2 dead m5 don't talk4 ,,pun* 7jump+ up ) a lively gait74 ,ah6 t is s4 ,,doctor4 ,!n1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 s9ce y are n dead1 pay me my fee & let me g4 ,,pun*4 ,y\r fee8 ,,doctor4 ,yes1 my fee4 ,,pun*4 ,h[ mu*8 ,,doctor4 ,five doll>s4 ,,pun*4 ,five doll>s6 ,five doll>s6 ,well1 ,i've n got x4 ,,doctor4 ,well1 !n1 g d[n & get x4 ,,pun*4 ,ah6 t is s6 ,i'll j g d[n & br+ up ! money4 ,exit4 ,re-ent] ,,pun*1 ) a /ick4 ,,pun*4 ,five doll>s8 ,,doctor4 ,yes1 & little en\gh1 too4 ,,pun* 7hitt+ ! ,,doctor on ! head74 ,"o1 two1 ?ree6 ,,doctor4 ,oh6 golly1 golly1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 :at are y ab\t8 ,,pun*4 ,f\r1 five1 six doll>s--"o = good measure4 7,! ,,doctor falls lifeless on left-h& ( ! /age1 & is left ly+ to c\nt up 9 ! next act47 ,ent] ,,sc>am\*4 ,,sc>a4 ,ah1 ah6 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i've f\nd y out4 ,t's ! way y kill$ my poor dog1 is x8 ,,pun* 7/rik+ him on ! head74 ,yes2 j s4 7,,sc>am\* falls dead beside ! ,,doctor4 ,,pun* c\nts !m up1 ,"o1 two47 ,ent] ,,iri%man4 ,,iri%4 ,hey day1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i'm glad to see y4 7he %akes h&s47 ,,pun*4 ,ah1 ah6 ,paddy1 y look m]ry ?is morn+4 ,:at br+s y ?is way8 ,,iri%4 ,only a little on ! spree1 & ,i'm go+ to tell y a little /ory4 ,,pun*4 ,well1 g ahead4 ,,iri%4 ,! o!r day1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 z ,i 0 go+ ?r\gh ! =e/1 ,i met little ,sammy ,slick4 ,he _h 9 8 h& a pretty little lik5ess ( 8 wife4 ,he kiss$ x o'er & o'er4 ,j l h]1 says he4 ,,pun*4 ,j l :o8 ,,iri%4 ,:y1 j l 8 wife4 ,,pun*4 ,ah6 j s4 7he gives a dance1 !n li/5s47 ,,iri%4 ,well1 on comes 8 wife1 & says3 ,did x kiss y back1 my de>8 ,no1 says he4 ,!n1 sai? 8 wife1 h[ c x be l me8 7,,iri%man comm5ces to dance1 s++7 ,i'm o'er "y to m>ry yet1 to m>ry yet1 to---- ,,pun* 7hitt+ him a t]rific bl[ ) 8 /ick says74 ,s ,i ?9k--y are o'er "y to m>ry yet4 7he c\nts ! dead bodies up7 ,"o1 two & ?ree4 ,ent] ,,negress4 ,,negress4 ,oh1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i've be5 look+ = y4 ,,pun*4 ,well1 my ,julia1 :at c ,i d = y8 ,,negress4 ,i want y1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 to introduce me to ! proprietor ( ?is %[4 ,,pun*4 ,well1 ,miss ,julia1 ,i'm ! proprietor4 ,:at d y wi%8 ,,negress4 ,:at6 ,are y ! proprietor8 ,,pun*4 ,yes1 ,i am4 ,,negress4 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i'm an op]a s+]1 & ,i want to s+ to ! ladies & g5tlem5 "h assembl$4 ,,pun*4 ,y an upro> s+]8 ,,negress4 ,no1 an op]a4 ,,pun*4 ,yes2 ,i said an upro> s+]4 ,,negress4 ,op]a4 ,,pun*4 ,yes1 yes1 an upro>4 ,,negress4 ,well1 !n1 an upro>1 if y w h x s4 ,,pun*4 ,well1 :at are y go+ to s+8 ,,negress4 ,well1 ,i c s+ politics1 s5tim5tal1 or on love4 ,,pun*4 ,!n let's h x on love4 ,,negress 7s+s74 ,two lov]s w&]+ 9 a wood-- ,:at c be m delightful8 ,j z !y :isp]1 ,be my own1 ,%\ld "s "o ov]he> !m1 ,c mortal be m spiteful8 ,two1 n ?ree1 are company-- ,?is prov]b pray rememb]4 ,,pun* 7/rikes h] d[n ) a bl[ f 8 /ick1 & says74 ,if t is upro> s++1 we w h no m ( t4 7he c\nts ! bodies up7 ,"o1 two1 ?ree & f\r4 7,,pun*1 suspect+ !re to be life 9 "s ( ! bodies1 c>ries !m1 "o at a "t1 to ! "r-h& side ( ! /age4 ,aft] he has arrang$ two bodies1 & is go+ = ! ?ird1 a ,,cl[n walks up f beh9d & c>ries back "o ( ! bodies2 he also lies d[n z if dead4 ,,pun*1 miss+ ! body1 seems nonpluss$4 ,makes "s rem>k1 !n fet*es ano!r4 ,! ,,cl[n1 unp]ceiv$ by ,,pun*1 repeats 8 fun4 ,,pun* is dismay$4 ,returns to ! left ( ! /age & asks ! bodies3 ,are y all dead8 &1 :il/ ,,pun* is look+ t[>ds ! "r1 ! ,,cl[n1 jolt+ up 8 head1 says3 ,yes2 all dead4 ,,pun*1 t\*+ a body1 says3 ,0 t y8 ,he goes d[n = 8 club4 ,,cl[n %ifts "o to ! c5tre ( ! /age4 ,,pun*1 return+1 belabors x ) 8 club1 says3 ,oh6 x is y1 is x8--hit1 hit--,y w be dead ?is "t1 ,i ?9k4 ,hit1 hit1 & places x on ! "r ( ! /age4 ,he n[ discov]s ! ,,cl[n at 8 antics4 ,,pun* makes = him2 /&s him up aga9/ ! left pill> ( ! /age2 makes ?ru/s at him ) ! end ( 8 club1 c\nt+1 ,"o1 two1 ?ree--e--e2 b e "t ! ?ree is pron\nc$ ! ,,cl[n falls flat d[n1 caus+ ,,pun* to miss 8 m>k4 ,,pun* says1 ,i'll fix y n[4 ,he spits aga9/ ! po/ ( ! /age1 & rubs ! ,,cl[n aga9/ x4 ,he c\nts1 ,"o1 two1 ?ree--e--e4 ,?is "t p9s ! ,,cl[n to ! po/2 b ! mom5t ! end ( ,,pun*',s club is remov$1 ! ,,cl[n d>ts away1 giv+ ,,pun* a lively knock on ! back ( ! head--makes aft] to run (f ) "s ( ! bodies1 & betwixt ! ,,cl[n & ,,pun* ! /age is soon cle>$47 ,,end ,,( ,,"p ,,ii4 ,! p]=m]1 :5 engag$ at ,*ur* ,fairs to give 8 repres5tations be=e successive audi5ces1 holds up ! negro to make ! foll[+ ann\ncem5t3 ,ladies & ,g5tlem53 ,! la/ act concludes ! %[4 ,our next p]=mance w take place 9 ! c\rse ( fifte5 m9utes1 dur+ :i* we %all h ! honor ( introduc+ ! fam\s act ( ,,! ,,p]secut$ ,,dut*man1 ,,9 ,,mrs4 ,,b>risnobe',s ,,hotel4 ,illu/ration ,,act ,,iii4 ,ent] ,,s*midt1 c>ry+ c>pet-bag4 ,,s*midt4 ,i vond] ve!r ,i c f9d a place v]e ,i c sleep tonight4 ,"h is an hotel4 ,i w j r+ ! bell4 7he sets c>pet-bag on /age & r+s ! bell47 ,,t$dy 7pokes 8 head ?r\gh ! w9d[1 says74 ,i say1 y !re1 :at are y do+ r++ dat bell all ?is "t =8 ,,s*midt4 ,:at1 y old black nigg]1 come at la/8 ,,t$dy4 ,h[ d>e y insult8 ,call me no nigg]4 ,i'm de color$ man f de ,s\?2 & :at d y want1 ,i say8 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw6 ,:at y want ) yat black face ?r\gh dat w9d[8 ,come "r out "h2 ,i vant to talk bus9ess4 ,,t$dy4 ,:o are y call+ black8 ,:o rang dat bell8 ,,s*midt4 ,i've walk$ von ?irty-five mile ?is day1 & ,i want von place to sleep d[n on4 ,,t$dy4 ,"o place to sleep8 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw4 ,:o keeps ?is hotel8 ,,t$dy4 ,my mi/ress1 s>--,mrs4 ,b>risnobe4 ,,s*midt4 ,!n call t old basket up4 ,,t$dy4 ,%e is nei!r old nor a basket1 s>4 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw6 ,vell1 basket or no basket1 call ! old woman up4 ,,t$dy4 ,:at might y\r "n be1 sir8 ,,s*midt4 ,i am ,john ,s*midt4 ,,t$dy4 ,i ?\ght ,john ,smi? 0 dead4 ,,s*midt4 ,no humbug6 ,i am te orig9al ,john ,s*midt4 ,,t$dy4 ,well1 ,mr4 ,smi?1 ,i want my p>quisites4 7goes to take c>pet-bag47 ,,s*midt4 ,y c't /eal m9e g>pet-bags4 ,,t$dy4 ,ye's ly+--"u a mi/ake4 ,,s*midt4 ,y tell me ,i'm lie1 ,i vill bl[ y\r nose (f4 7squ>es himself1 puts d[n c>pet-bag1 ,,t$dy takes x up--,,s*midt scuffles ) him--,,t$dy trips him--he falls on /age ) c>pet-bag 9 8 arms7 ,oh1 m9e bump6 ,if m9e vr[ h se5 y drip up m9e heels von top tis floor1 un bang m9e bump1 %e w\ld give y fury4 ,i w h te con/obb] to take y mit te bo/-(fice4 7,,t$dy helps him up47 ,,t$dy4 ,i hope y're n hurt1 sir4 ,y're mi/ak52 ,i'm ! s]vant4 7bru%es him (f7 ,i beg y\r p>don1 sir4 ,,s*midt 7,l474 ,y begs m9e b>don4 ,vell1 ,i don't c>e4 ,d] i% m9e h&4 ,i am ,john ,s*midt1 von t] firm ( ,s*midt1 ,vondund]1 ,kelt un ,co41 boot un %oes tread f9t]s1 un nund] t9ks4 ,,t$dy4 ,i'm "h1 sir1 wait+ y] ord]s4 ,:at'll ye h1 ,mr4 ,john ,smi?8 ,,s*midt4 ,i van "s lag] pi] un spretsel--von leetle glass dat i% n z mu* z tri c5t4 ,,t$dy4 ,a little glass1 ,mr4 ,smi?6 ,y h m\? en\gh to swall[ a hog%ead4 ,exit ,,t$dy1 ,r4 ,,s*midt4 ,dat i% funny fell[4 ,he drips up m9e heels1 un d5 he pegs m9e b>don2 un v5 ,i ask him = tri c5t glass lag] bi]1 he say m9e m\? is pig z hog%ead m\?4 ,v5 ,i va% leetle poy1 z no pigg] a% dot1 t] gals say tat m9e m\? i% burty1 un m9e fr[ say tat m9e m\? i% burty1 un by d9ks ,i d9ks s1 too4 ,ent] ,,mrs4 ,,b>risnobe1 ) bi]1 ,r4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,y\r bi]1 sir4 ,,s*midt4 ,vot vil/ du hab5 vor tat8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,?ree c5ts1 sir4 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw6 ,t] i% five c5t--,i w hab5 two c5t *ange4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,v well1 sir2 ,i w s5d ! *ange4 ,,s*midt4 ,l&lady1 h y got von leetle bit onion tat i% not9ks1 un tat y w give to me mit\t any *>ges8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,well1 t c]ta9ly is meanness4 ,i'll see sir1 & s5d ! *ange4 ,,s*midt4 ,l&lady1 ,i h gone to sleep51 till to-morr[ morn+4 ,vot y ask = un b$8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,f\r doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,f\r doll>s6 my ,got un hemmel6 ,:y1 ,i gets un b$ 9 ,*a?am ,/reet1 ,new ,york1 = swelve un a half c5t4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,y w rememb]1 sir1 y are n 9 ,new ,york2 & if y obta9 a b$ "h1 f\r doll>s w be ! *>ge4 ,,s*midt4 ,l&lady1 ,i don't mean t] b$2 ,i only vant somet9ks to lay d[n mit1 un %ut m9e eyes op5--somet9ks dat co/ n a% mo* a% fifty c5t4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,!re is a room next to my own1 :i* is n occupi$1 y c h = f\r doll>s4 ,i'll s5d y\r *ange imm$iately4 ,,s*midt4 ,l&lady--two c5t *ange4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,i rememb]--two c5ts4 ,t is ! meane/ man ,i ev] saw4 ,exit1 ,r4 ,,s*midt4 ,f\r doll> = "o p$6 ,tat i% en\gh to set up von sav+ bank1 un _m sav+ bank ha% got n a% mo* z dat4 ,ent] ,,pretty ,,polly ) onion1 ,r41 %e holds x out to him at arm's l5g?4 ,,polly4 ,"h is y\r onion4 ,,s*midt4 ,tat i% nice leetle gal4 ,i h got un boy tat i% un gal--%e i% 'p\t y\r age1 if %e i% old] a% y4 ,,polly4 ,:y1 sir1 ,i am n a little girl--,i am n9ete54 ,,s*midt4 ,nev] m9d2 y are nice1 good gal1 un w5 ,i goes away ,i w make y un pres5t4 ,,polly4 ,make me a pres5t1 sir8--:at8 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw--( a kiss4 ,,polly4 ,?ank y1 sir2 we ask d\ble = t4 ,,s*midt4 ,well1 ,i won't take "s4 ,goes up4 ,,polly4 ,he's a brute1 & has no ta/e = luxuries4 ,fl\nces out4 ,,s*midt 7at table74 ,tat 0 a burty leetle gal1 un if %e hadn't *>ges s mo*1 ,i w\ld make h] von pres5t mit a kiss be=e ,i g4 ,tis onion i% a% /rong dat if y b him on top tis table = five m9utes1 he jumps all r\nd s mo* a% l t] _s-knock]s4 ,ent] ,,mrs4 ,,b>risnobe & ,,t$dy c>ry+ b$/ead1 :i* !y fix 9 position by adju/+ ! side po/s 9 ! two holes sunk 9 /age4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,n[1 ,t$dy1 h y fix$ x up nice = ! g5tleman8 ,,t$dy4 ,yes1 ma'am4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,!n y c g4 ,exit4 ,,s*midt4 ,is ?is my b$room8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,yes1 & y c sleep on t b$ = f\r doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,t b$8 ,:y1 :]e is ! b$8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 7look+ ov] ! head-bo>d74 ,lor1 t is s4 ,t$dy1 ,t$dy6 ,ent] ,,t$dy4 ,,t$dy4 ,yes1 ma'am4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,:y1 ,t$dy1 ,t$dy1 y nev] br\ght up ! fea!r-b$4 ,,t$dy 7) surprise74 ,lor1 sure1 :]e 0 my head8 ,exit4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,t$dy1 h y br\ght ! pill[8 ,,t$dy4 ,yes1 ma'am2 all "h1 7he ?r[s !m into ! b$/ead1 !n lay+ himself d[n1 says7 ,ah1 ah6 "h1 nice1 s(t1 d[ny b$4 ,,s*midt 7pu%+ him (f74 ,hi1 y black nigg]1 get (f ( my b$6 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,yes1 sir1 y c sleep on t b$ = f\r doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,i told y t ,i did n want to buy ! b$4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,no1 ,i d n want to sell y ! b$4 ,i'll let y t b$ "o night = f\r doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,no1 no2 me n vont to buy x1 me vont x only till ! morn+4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,yes1 yes2 ,i let y ! b$ till morn+ = f\r doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,v well2 me tir$1 _c /ay talk+1 walk$ ?irty-five miles2 call me 9 ! morn+4 7lays himself d[n on b$47 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,at six o'clock8 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw4 ,exit ,,mrs4 ,b4 7,,s*midt is tr\bl$ ) ! mosquitoes2 he rises1 %akes ! b$1 lies d[n aga91 is j boa/+ t :5 ! morn+ comes he'll walk out & =get to pay ! f\r doll>s1 :5 he f9ds himself di/urb$ by ! black s]vant47 ,,t$dy4 ,i say1 y1 "h6 ,,s*midt 7rema9+ snugly ensconc$ 9 b$74 ,well1 well2 :at is x y want n[8 ,,t$dy4 ,mrs4 ,b>risnobe s5t me up = t f\r doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,:at1 didn't ,i pay h]8 ,,t$dy4 ,no1 y did n4 ,,s*midt4 ,well1 tell ! old woman t ,i w give h] ! money 9 ! morn+4 ,,t$dy4 ,y w pay me f\r doll>s n[4 ,,s*midt4 ,no1 n till ! morn+4 ,,t$dy4 ,i say n[4 ,,s*midt4 ,no4 ,,t$dy4 ,oh6 no1 is x8 ,i'll soon %[ y all ab\t pay+ t money4 7exit1 & returns ) a broom/ick1 belabor+ ,,s*midt all ov] head & body1 says7 ,pay me t money1 w y8 ,,s*midt 7spr++ up f ! b$1 says74 ,oh1 yaw1 yaw6 ,i'll give y ! f\r doll>s2 yaw1 yaw1 me no /& ! clubb+4 ,,t$dy4 ,?ank y1 s>4 ,i'll call y at six 9 ! morn+4 ,,s*midt4 ,got away ) yaw six & clubb+4 ,exit4 ,ent] ,,cl[n4 ,,cl[n 7ent]+1 gazes at ! headbo>d ( ! b$1 says74 ,conf\nd x6 ,:y don't !y m>k ! numb]s pla91 s t a fell[ c read !m8 ,h[ev]1 ,i w wake ! man up4 7giv+ him a %ake1 says7 ,*>ley1 ,*>ley1 wake up4 ,,s*midt 7mov+ himself on b$ re/lessly74 ,:at is ! matt] n[8 ,,cl[n4 ,! matt]8 ,:y1 we are ord]$ = an e>ly morn+ rehe>sal4 ,get up4 ,,s*midt4 ,i want no he>se2 me n dead yet4 ,g away4 ,,cl[n4 ,he>se6 ,fun]als6 ,no4 ,me & y got to get to ! circus & rehe>se ! d\ble som]sault4 ,,s*midt 7sitt+ bolt upright 9 b$1 says74 ,i want no summ] suit2 my clo!s are "r "h4 ,,cl[n4 ,oh1 de>1 ,i made a mi/ake4 ,i ?\ght y 0 a cl[n1 & y are an old ,dut*man4 ,get back into y\r b$4 ,a ?\s& p>dons4 ,exit4 ,,s*midt4 ,conf\nd x6 ,f\r doll>s = a b$6 ,fir/ t old nigg] comes & gives me a clubb+1 !n t o!r :ite-fac$ monkey comes "h & wants to "k if ,i want a he>se1 a summ] suit1 !n says x's a beef/eak4 ,ent] an ,,iri%man4 ,,pat 7ent]s1 says74 ,ah1 ?is mu/ be ! b$4 ,y "h1 ,mike8 ,mike1 hurry up4 ,,s*midt4 ,hi1 n[1 vot is all dis tr\ble ab\t8 ,,pat4 ,:y1 ,mike1 hurry up2 we got to cat* ! e>ly morn+ tra94 ,we mu/ />t1 y "k1 = ,bo/on1 & t "r away4 ,n[ hurry up4 ,,s*midt4 ,i want no tra91 no ,bo/on4 ,i paid f\r doll>s = ?is b$1 & ,i've _h no sleep on x yet4 ,,pat4 ,f\r doll>s = t b$8 ,i don't believe x4 ,b1 ,i say1 d y he>1 hurry up1 no fool+4 ,,s*midt 7ris+ up74 ,are y go+ to get out ( "h8 ,,pat4 ,oh1 de>1 ,i've made a mi/ake4 ,y are an old ,dut*man1 & ,i aft] an ,iri%man4 ,beg p>don4 ,w leave y = a good night's re/4 ,,s*midt4 ,conf\nd !m6 ,ano!r beef/eak6 ,wond] if ,i %all get any sleep be=e morn+6 ,ent] ! ,,doctor4 ,,doctor 7pu%es 8 head 9 at ! w9d[1 says74 ,i believe ?is is ,mrs4 ,b>risnobe's hotel4 ,i w ent] by ! front door4 ,ah1 ?is mu/ be ! b$4 ,come1 "y man1 are y fa/ asleep8 ,,s*midt4 ,me asleep8 ,vot sleep6 ,paid f\r doll>s = t b$1 & h gott5 wok5 up all dis night long4 ,,doctor4 ,a little ( ! deliriems-trem9s1 "y man4 ,y are v sick4 ,y mu/ take "s physic4 ,i'm ! doctor4 ,,s*midt4 ,me vants no doctor1 no physic2 vant to get f\r doll>s wor? out ( dis b$4 ,,doctor4 ,b ,i'm ! doctor4 ,i want five doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,y get "r out ( "h & ,i'll give y t5 doll>s 9 ! morn+ if y w physic t old nigg] d[n-/airs4 ,,doctor 7retreats1 say+74 ,i see ,i made a mi/ake2 gone to ! wrong b$4 ,exit4 ,,s*midt4 ,ano!r beef/eak4 ,i vond] if any m ( 'em is com+ up4 ,f\r doll>s = dis b$6 ,ent] ,,"y ,,lady ) a long nose4 ,,adel9a 7%[s h]self at ! w9d[1 says74 ,i ?9k my ,willie mu/ be "h4 ,i w ent]4 7%e approa*es ! b$7 ,willie1 ,willie4 ,,s*midt4 ,vot matt] n[8 ,i no ,willie4 ,,adel9a4 ,willie1 :at did y run away f me =8 ,,s*midt4 ,oh1 vot a nose6 ,,adel9a4 ,my nose1 sir1 is z good z y\rs1 & m1 = y h none at all4 ,,s*midt4 ,oh1 vot a nose4 7he tries to t\* ! end ( x47 ,,adel9a 7gets excit$1 says74 ,my nose is h&som] ?an y\rs4 ,b1 ,willie1 ,willie1 :at did y run away =8 ,,s*midt4 ,vot1 me run away f y8 ,i vood n run away f a little girl s high4 7he measures ! height ) 8 two h&s47 ,,adel9a4 ,y promis$ to m>ry me1 !n y run away f me 9 ,philadelphia4 ,,s*midt4 ,vot6 ,me m>ry y viv t 'ere nose8 ,,adel9a 7v passionately74 ,nose or no nose1 ,i'll n m>ry y at all n[4 ,y are "o na/y1 bad man2 took me to ,philadelphia1 promis$ to m>ry me1 !n ran away4 ,bad man1 bad man4 ,i come "r "h & f\nd y out4 ,exit4 ,ent] ,,capta9 ,,bl[h>d1 ,l41 ) c&le1 :i* is sudd5ly put out z he ent]s4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,i ne$ no light to puni% a sc\ndrel4 7comes up1 & /rikes b$ ) :ip--,,s*midt jumps up7 ,s1 sir1 ,i've f\nd y--y rascally kidnapp]6 ,,s*midt4 ,y are mi/ak54 ,i am somebody else4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,i "k y are ,mr4 ,br[n1 & t's suffici5t4 ,,s*midt4 ,i am n ,br[n1 ,i am te orig9al ,john ,s*midt4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,br[n or ,smi?1 did y n decoy ,adel9a f h] fa!r's arms8 ,,s*midt4 ,ne94 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,did y n run away ) my *ild8 ,,s*midt4 ,ne91 ,i nev] run away nobody4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,did y n sw9dle me ( a hundr$ doll>s8 ,,s*midt4 ,ne94 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,are y n a li>8 ,,s*midt4 ,ne94 ,i nev] lie b 9 my b$4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,is n y\r "n ,br[n8 ,,s*midt4 ,i dell y ,i am de orig9al ,john ,s*midt4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,i'll make y confess y are a li>1 a sw9dl]1 a villa91 & t y\r "n is ,br[n4 ,,s*midt4 ,m9e ,got 9 ,himmel6 vot a peoples6 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,n[1 sir1 7beats him7 are y n a rascal8 ,,s*midt4 ,ne94 7,,capta9 beats him7 ,yaw6 yaw6 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,are y n a sw9dl]8 7beats him47 ,,s*midt4 ,ne94 ,i am no sw9dl]4 7,,capta9 beats him47 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,y are n8 7beats him47 ,,s*midt4 ,m9e ,got 9 ,himmel1 yaw1 ,i am a sw9dl]4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,s mu*1 s good4 ,,s*midt4 ,s mu*1 bl>ney bad4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,are y n a li> & a villa98 ,,s*midt4 ,ne94 7,,capta9 beats him7 ,yaw1 yaw1 ,i am a ,dut* villa91 ,john ,s*midt4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,no1 sir1 y\r "n is ,br[n4 ,are y n ,br[n8 ,,s*midt4 ,ne94 7,,capta9 beats him7 ,yaw1 yaw1 ,i am black & blue4 ,,capt4 ,b4 ,i am satisfi$ = ! pres5t1 b ,i %all s5d ano!r injur$ p>ty to y4 ,s good-night1 & pleasant dreams1 ,mr4 ,br[n4 ,exit4 ,,s*midt 7sitt+ up 9 b$1 cry+74 ,oh6 oh6 oh6 ,boo6 oo--oo--oo6 ,i %all die1 ,i %all be kill$ 9 dis h\se4 ,oh1 my poor fr[6 ,%e w nev] see h] husb&1 ,john ,s*midt1 n any no m4 ,:at w become ( me6 ,,t$dy 7)\t1 ,l474 ,i'll f9d him1 ,capta94 ,,s*midt4 ,te ,old ,h>ry1 d]e is un "u "o6 ,he %a'n't f9d ,john ,s*midt4 7jumps out ( b$1 f9ds c>pet-bag1 goes up to w9d[7 ,"h is von w9d[2 n[ ,i w jump out4 7c>pet-bag drops out ( 8 h&4 ,cra% )\t7 ,d]e goes m9e c>pet-bag2 n[ ,i w jump out4 7dog b>ks7 ,n[ ,i w n jump out4 ,i w g--,i "k :at ,i w d4 ,i w fool !m ?is "t4 7he crawls b5ea? ! b$7 ,i'm "r snug "h n[1 !y no f9d me out4 ,ent] ,,policeman4 ,,(fic]4 ,?is is ! hotel4 ,i wond] if ,i c f9d ! man t robb$ t bank4 ,i'll j se>* r\nd4 ,nobody 9 t b$2 wond] if he is hid b5ea? ! mattress4 7pokes at x ) 8 club7 ,sometimes !y conceal !mselves b5ea? ! b$ itself4 ,i'll j look4 7he looks b5ea?7 ,oh1 "h y are1 caught at la/4 7beats him out ( 8 concealm5t ) 8 club7 ,did y n rob ! ,manhattan ,bank8 ,,s*midt4 ,no--,i robb$ no?+4 ,,(fic]4 ,did y n run away ) ! ,squire's daught]8 ,,s*midt4 ,no1 ,i ran (f ) no?9'4 ,,(fic]4 ,did y n rob ! ,national ,bank8 ,,s*midt4 ,no1 ,i done no?9'4 ,,(fic]4 ,no?+1 aye4 ,ah1 :at d y call no?+8 7he sets to & gives him a vigor\s clubb+7 ,y didn't rob ! bank--aye1 aye4 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw1 yaw2 hold (f1 ,i say4 ,i did rob ! bank4 ,yaw1 yaw4 ,,(fic] 7gett+ a cle>] view ( 8 man1 says74 ,oh1 lor1 y are n ! man n[1 aft] all4 ,! man t ,i am aft] has an ,iri% pug nose1 & y are an old ,dut*man4 ,get back into y\r b$4 ,i made a mi/ake4 ,,s*midt4 ,yaw1 ano!r beef/eak4 ,vond] :5 !y'll /op com+ & let von fell[ get von little sleep4 ,ent] ,,gho/1 :o op5s & closes 8 gho/ly tee?44 ,,s*midt4 ,oh1 vot is o'/eal+ o'er me8 ,i tremble1 ,i %ake4 ,oh1 t clubb+6 7he sees ! ,,gho/2 he trembles7 ,oh1 oh6 ,f\r doll>s = a b$ 9 a haunt$ h\se4 ,exit ,,gho/4 ,ent] ,,lawy]4 ,,s*midt4 ,n[ t horrid gho/ is gone1 vill try & get "s sleep4 ,,lawy]4 ,mr4 ,timo?y ,slobb]*ops4 ,,s*midt4 ,vot n[--von y ano!r gho/8 ,,lawy]4 ,no1 sir1 ,i be no gho/2 ,i'm a lawy]4 ,,s*midt4 ,i vant no lawy]4 ,,lawy]4 ,give me my reta9]4 ,,s*midt4 ,reta9]8 ,vot d y] call t8 ,,lawy]4 ,money4 ,h& me fifty doll>s4 ,,s*midt 7) surprise74 ,vant fifty doll>s8 ,vot =8 ,,lawy]4 ,did y n s5d = me to get a divorce f y\r wife8 ,,s*midt 7lies d[n on 8 b$74 ,diworce f my vife8 ,i got no wife4 ,i want no reta9]2 ,i vant f\r doll>s out ( ?is b$4 ,,lawy]4 ,i see !y h be5 fool+ me4 ,t man hasn't a c5t ( money4 ,i'll make tracks4 ,exit4 ,,s*midt#a 7n[ sits up 9 b$ & s+s 8 little song74 ,v5 fir/ ,i leaft dot ,f>d]l&1 ,or set me out to roam1 ,my he>t 0 light & happy ,z c\ld be4 ,b n[ ,i feel s lonely1 ,v5 ,i t9k me ( my home1 ,( dot little ,dit*] home ,across d] sea4 ,vell1 ,i guess dot n[ ,i'll lay d[n till ! morn+4 ,ent] ,,mrs4 ,,b>risnobe4 ,,s*midt4 ,veel1 ,i d decl>e4 ,i've be5 di/urb$ all night long ) ^? black & :ite gho/s4 ,i mu/ get "s sleep1 = by & by t old woman w be com+ up4 ,illu/ration ,,mrs4 ,b4 7look+ ?r\gh ! w9d[74 ,well ,i nev]6 ,!re is t ,dut*man sleep+ n[4 ,i'll j g & wake him up4 7%e approa*es ! b$7 ,hi1 sir1 y1 "h6 ,,s*midt4 ,vell1 vot is de matt] n[8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,x is sev5 o'clock1 sir4 ,,s*midt4 ,vell1 ,i paid f\r doll>s = ?is b$1 & ,i h n _h an in* ( sleep out ( x yet4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,well1 ,i only let y ! b$ = "o night = f\r doll>s4 ,,s*midt4 ,vell1 y h let ^? gho/s & fell[s tr\ble me all night1 & ,i h n _h f\r c5ts' wor? yet4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,x is an h\r pa/ six1 sir4 ,,s*midt4 ,vell1 :at ( t8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,i want y out ( "h4 ,,s*midt4 ,n till ,i've _h f\r doll>s' wor?4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,i'll soon tea* y :at ,i mean4 ,"h1 ,m>y1 ,m>y6 ,come up directly4 ,ent] ,,negress4 ,,m>y4 ,yes1 ma'am1 ,i'm "h4 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,fet* t man out ( b$4 ,,m>y4 ,:at6 ,he 9 b$ yet8 ,i'll soon make him cle>4 7exit1 & re-ent]s ) a broom/ick1 belabors ! ,,dut*man all ov]1 says7 ,y get out ( ?is b$1 w y8 ,%>p1 quick6 ,,s*midt 7hu/les quickly out ( ! b$74 ,vot6 ,me pay f\r doll>s = t b$1 & h no sleep on x all dis night8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,i let y t b$ = "o night = f\r doll>s1 & n[ x is "t t y 0 ab\t y\r bus9ess4 ,,s*midt4 ,vot's t y are say+8 ,,mrs4 ,b4 ,,m>y4 79 *orus74 ,y get out ( "h1 mighty quick4 ,,s*midt4 ,f\r doll>s = a b$6 ,!n ,i takes x along ) me4 7he lays hold ( & removes ! b$1 b ,,m>y & ,,mrs4 ,b4 =ce x f him1 & :il/ !y are deposit+ x bel[1 he tugs at ! b$/ead1 remov+ x1 says7 ,i'll take ?is along4 7,,m>y & ,,s*midt combat = ! possession ( x1 to & fro f end to end ( ! /age4 ,,m>y at la/ succe$s 9 remov+ x bel[4 ,,s*midt1 h[ev]1 rema9s1 s++7 ,f\r doll>s = a sleep1 ,9 dis haunt$ hotel1 ,clubb$ & wak5'd up1 ,all ! long1 long night ?r\gh4 ,,m>y 7returns ) a broom/ick1 vigor\sly belabors ,,s*midt1 :o is glad to beat a ha/y retreat1 say+7 ,i nev] vill vant to take f\r doll>s' wor? at dis hotel :5 ,i come dis way aga94 ,exit4 ,! ,negro "h pops 8 head above ! /age1 ann\nces t ! next %[ w take place 9 ! c\rse ( fifte5 m9utes1 ) a *ange ( programme4 ,,act ,,iv4 ,illu/ration3 ,,sc>am\* ,,& ,,8 ,,fiddle4 ,ent] ,,sc>am\*4 7,,pun*1 al>m$ at ! appe>ance ( ,,sc>am\*1 retreats r\nd ! corn] ( ! /age47 ,,sc>a4 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,mr4 ,pun*6 ,,pun* 7approa*+ ne>]74 ,mr4 ,sc>am\*1 :at h y !re8 ,,sc>a4 ,?is1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 is my fiddle4 ,,pun*4 ,call t a fiddle8 ,,sc>a4 ,yes1 x's a real beauty4 ,,pun*4 ,if x's a fiddle1 :y don't y play a tune8 ,,sc>a4 ,t is j :at ,i'm go+ to d4 ,?um1 ?um4 ,tum1 tum1 tum4 ,b+1 b+1 b+1 b+4 ,,pun*4 ,surely y don't call t a tune8 ,:y1 ,i c\ld d bett] ?an t4 ,,sc>a4 7gives ,,pun* ! fiddle74 ,!n let me he> y4 ,,pun*4 ,?um4 ,tum4 ,?um4 ,tum4 7he /rikes ,,sc>am\* bl[s on ! back ( ! head1 say+7 ,b+1 b+1 b+1 b+4 ,,sc>a4 ,oh1 de>6 ,oh1 de>6 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i'll h no m ( t4 ,exit ,,sc>am\*4 ,illu/ration ,ent] ,,polly1 v gayly dress$4 ,,polly4 ,:]e is my fa!r8 my de> fa!r6 ,,pun* 7aside74 ,:at a beauty6 ,,polly4 ,:o kill$ my poor fa!r8 ,oh6 ,oh6 7cries47 ,,pun*4 ',twas ,i4 ,,polly4 ,oh6 ,cruel wret*1 :y did y kill my fa!r8 ,,pun*4 ,= y\r sake1 my love4 ,,polly4 ,oh1 y b>b>ian6 ,,pun*4 ,don't cry s1 my de>4 ,y w cry y\r pretty eyes out1 & t w\ld be a pity4 ,,polly4 ,oh1 oh6 ,h[ c\ld y kill him8 ,,pun*4 ,he w\ld n let me h y1 & s ,i kill$ him4 ,if y take on s1 ,i mu/ cry too--,oh1 oh6 7pret5d+ to weep7 ,h[ sorry ,i am6 ,,polly4 ,& are y really sorry8 ,,pun*4 ,yes1 v sorry--look h[ ,i cry4 ,,polly 7aside74 ,:at a h&some "y man4 ,x is a pity he %\ld cry s4 ,h[ ! te>s run d[n 8 beautiful long nose6 7al\d7 ,did y kill my fa!r out ( love ( me1 & are y sorry8 ,if y are sorry1 ,i mu/ =give y4 ,,pun*4 ,i c\ld kill myself = love ( y1 mu* m y\r fa!r4 ,,polly4 ,d y !n really love me8 ,,pun*4 ,i d6 ,i d6 ,,polly4 ,!n ,i mu/ love y6 7,!n !y embrace1 kiss & dance4 ,! :ole sc5e1 b>r+ ! danc+1 seems modell$ ^u ! int]view betwe5 ,ri*>d ,,iii4 & ,lady ,anne4 ,,pun* s+s47 ,i love y s1 ,i love y s1 ,i nev] w leave y2 no1 no1 no3 ,if ,i _h all ! wives ( wise ,k+ ,sol1 ,i w\ld kill !m all = my pretty ,poll4 ,exeunt danc+4 ,ent] ,,pun*1 ) a l>ge %eep-bell1 :i* he r+s viol5tly1 & dances ab\t ! /age1 %ak+ ! bell & 8 head at ! same "t1 & accompany+ ! music ) 8 voice2--tune1 ,morgiana 9 ,irel&4 ,mr4 ,pun* is a v gay man1 ,he is ! fell[ ! ladies = w9n+1 oh2 ,let !m d :atev] !y c1 ,!y nev] c /& 8 talk+ & gr9n+1 oh4 ,ent] a ,,s]vant1 9 a =eign liv]y4 ,,s]vant4 ,mr4 ,pun*1 my ma/]1 he say he no l dat noise4 ,,pun* 7) surprise1 & mock+ him74 ,y\r ma/]1 he say he no l t noise6 ,:at noise8 ,,s]vant4 ,dat na/y noise4 ,,pun*4 ,d y call music a noise8 ,,s]vant4 ,my ma/] he no lika de music1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 s he'll h no m noise ne> 8 h\se4 ,,pun*4 ,he don't1 don't he8 ,v well4 7,,pun* runs ab\t ! /age1 r++ 8 bell z l\dly z he c47 ,,s]vant4 ,get away1 ,i say1 wid dat na/y bell4 ,,pun*4 ,:at bell8 ,,s]vant4 ,t bell4 7/rik+ x ) 8 h&47 ,,pun*4 ,t's a good "o4 ,d y call ?is a bell8 7patt+ x7 ,x is an organ4 ,,s]vant4 ,i say x is a bell1 a na/y bell4 ,,pun*4 ,i say x is an organ4 7/rik+ him ) x7 ,:at y say x is n[8 ,,s]vant4 ,an organ1 ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,,pun*4 ,an organ8 ,i say x is a fiddle4 ,c't y see8 7(f]s to /rike him aga947 ,illu/ration ,,s]vant4 ,x is a fiddle4 ,,pun*4 ,i say x is a drum4 ,,s]vant4 ,x is a drum1 ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,,pun*4 ,i say x is a trumpet4 ,,s]vant4 ,well1 s x is a trumpet4 ,b bell1 organ1 fiddle1 drum or trumpet1 my ma/]1 he say he no lika de music4 ,,pun*4 ,!n bell1 organ1 fiddle1 drum or trumpet1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 he say y\r ma/] is a fool4 ,,s]vant4 ,& he say1 too1 he w n h x ne> 8 h\se4 ,,pun*4 ,he's a fool1 ,i say1 n to l my sweet music4 ,tell him s3 be (f4 7hits him ) ! bell7 ,get along4 7driv+ ! ,,s]vant r\nd ! /age1 backw>ds1 & /rik+ him (t5 ) ! bell7 ,be (f1 be (f4 7knock+ him (f ! /age4 ,exit ,,s]vant4 ,,pun* cont9ues to r+ ! bell z l\dly z be=e1 :ile he s+s & dances47 ,re-ent] ,,s]vant1 slyly1 ) a /ick4 7,,pun* p]ceiv+ him1 retreats beh9d ! side curta91 & rema9s ^u ! wat*4 ,! ,,s]vant does ! same1 b leaves ! end ( ! /ick visible4 ,,pun* aga9 comes =w>d1 sets d[n 8 bell v g5tly1 & creeps across ! /age1 m>k+ 8 /eps ) 8 h&s ^u ! plat=m1 to asc]ta9 :]eab\ts 8 enemy is4 ,he !n returns to 8 bell1 takes x up1 &1 go+ quietly ov] ! /age1 hits ! ,,s]vant a heavy bl[ ?r\gh ! curta91 & exit1 r++ 8 bell on ! opposite side47 ,,s]vant4 ,y "o na/y1 noisy1 impud5t blackgu>d4 ,me cat* y yet4 7hides aga9 z be=e47 7,ent] ,,pun*1 & /rikes him z be=e ) ! bell4 ,! ,,s]vant pops out1 & aims a bl[1 b n quickly en\gh to hit ,,pun*1 :o exit47 ,,s]vant4 ,y sc\ndrel1 rascal1 vagabond1 blackgu>d & li>1 y %all pay = ?is1 dep5d ^u x4 7,he /&s back4 ,ent] ,,pun*1 ) 8 bell1 :o1 see+ ! ,,s]vant ) 8 /ick1 retreats in/antly1 & returns1 also arm$ ) a bludgeon1 :i* he does n at fir/ %[4 ,! ,,s]vant comes =w>d1 & /rikes ,,pun* on ! head s h>d a bl[ t x seems to confuse him47 ,,s]vant4 ,me tea* y h[ to r+ y\r na/y1 noisy bell ne> de g5til-m5's h\ses4 ,,pun* 7recov]+74 ,two c play at t4 7hits ! ,,s]vant ) 8 /ick4 ,a conflict--aft] a long /ruggle1 dur+ :i* ! combatants ex*ange /aves1 & p]=m v>i\s maneuv]s1 ,,pun* ga9s ! victory1 & knocks 8 antagoni/ d[n on ! plat=m1 by repeat$ bl[s on ! head47 ,,s]vant4 ,oh1 de>6 ,oh1 my head6 ,,pun*4 ,& oh1 y\r tail1 too4 7hitt+ him !re7 ,h[ d y l t1 & t1 & t8 7hitt+ him ea* "t7 ,d y l t music bett] ?an ! o!r8 ,?is is my bell1 7hits7 ?is my organ1 7hits7 ?is my fiddle1 7hits7 ?is my drum1 7hits7 & ?is my trumpet1 7hits7 !re6 ,a :ole conc]t = y4 ,,s]vant4 ,no m6 me dead4 ,,pun*4 ,q dead8 ,,s]vant4 ,yes1 q4 ,,pun*4 ,!n !re's ! la/ = luck4 7hits him & kills him4 ,he !n takes hold ( ! body by its legs1 sw+s x r\nd two or ?ree times1 & ?r[s x away47 ,ent] an old ,,bl9d ,,man1 feel+ 8 way ) a /aff2 he goes to ! opposite side1 :5 he knocks4 ,,bl9d ,,man4 ,poor bl9d man1 ,mr4 ,pun*2 ,i hope y'll be/[ y\r *>ity2 ,i he> t y are v good & k9d to ! poor1 ,mr4 ,pun*2 pray h pity ^u me1 & may y nev] "k ! loss ( y\r t5d] eyes6 7li/5s1 putt+ 8 e> to ! side1 & he>+ nobody com+ knocks aga97 ,i lo/ my sight by ! s&s 9 ,egypt2 poor bl9d man4 ,pray1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 h compassion ^u ! poor /one bl9d4 7c\ghs1 & spits ov] ! side7 ,only a halfp5ny to buy some?+ = my bad c\gh4 ,only "o halfp5ny4 7knocks aga947 ,ent] ,,pun*1 & receives "o ( ! knocks1 int5d$ = ! door1 ^u 8 head4 ,,pun*4 ,hollo6 y old bl9d blackgu>d1 c't y see8 ,,bl9d ,,man4 ,no1 ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,pray1 sir1 be/[ y\r *>ity ^u a poor bl9d man1 ) a bad c\gh4 7c\ghs47 ,,pun*4 ,get along1 get along2 don't tr\ble me3 no?+ = y4 ,,bl9d ,,man4 ,only a half-p5ny6 ,oh1 de>6 my c\gh is s bad6 7c\ghs & spits 9 ,,pun*',s face47 ,,pun*4 ,hollo6 ,0 my face ! dirtie/ place y c\ld f9d to spit 98 ,get away6 y na/y old blackgu>d6 ,get away6 7seizes ! ,,bl9d ,,man',s /aff1 & knocks him (f ! /age4 ,,pun* hums a tune1 & dances to x2 & !n beg9s to s+1 9 ! mock ,italian /yle1 ! foll[+ words1 pret5d+ to play ! fiddle on 8 arm1 ) ! /ick7 ,:5 ,i ?9k on y1 my jewel1 ,wond] n my he>t is sad2 ,y're s fair1 & yet s cruel1 ,y're en\gh to drive me mad4 ,on ?y lov] take "s pity1 ,& relieve 8 bitt] sm>t4 ,?9k y ,heav5 has made y pretty ,b to break y\r lov]'s he>t8 ,illu/ration ,,act ,v4 ,,sc5e4--,! ,prison ,h\se4 ,ent] a ,,con/able4 ,,con/able4 ,leave (f y\r s++1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 = ,i've come to make y s+ on ! wrong side ( y\r m\?4 ,,pun*4 ,:y1 :o ! devil are y8 ,,con/able4 ,don't y "k me8 ,,pun*4 ,no1 & don't want to "k y4 ,,con/able4 ,oh1 b y mu/3 ,i am ! con/able4 ,,pun*4 ,& :o s5t = y8 ,,con/able4 ,i am s5t = y4 ,,pun*4 ,i don't want con/able4 ,i c settle my own bus9ess )\t con/able1 ,i ?ank y4 ,i don't want con/able4 ,,con/able4 ,b ! con/able wants y4 ,,pun*4 ,! dick5s he does6 ,:at =1 pray8 ,,con/able4 ,y kill$ ,mrs4 ,pun*4 ,y knock$ h] head (f h] %\ld]s4 ,,pun*4 ,:at's t to y8 ,if y /ay "h mu* long]1 ,i'll s]ve y ! same4 ,,con/able4 ,don't tell me4 ,y h committ$ murd]1 & ,i've a w>rant = y4 ,,pun*4 ,& ,i've a w>rant = y4 7,,pun* knocks him d[n1 & dances & s+s ab\t ! /age1 to ! tune ( ,gre5 gr[ ! ,ru%es ,o47 ,ent] an ,,(fic]1 9 a cock$ hat ) a cockade1 & a long pigtail4 ,,(fic]4 ,/op y\r noise1 my f9e fell[4 ,,pun*4 ,%an't4 ,,(fic]4 ,i'm an (fic]4 ,,pun*4 ,v well4 ,did ,i say y 7 n8 ,,(fic]4 ,y mu/ g ) me4 ,y kill$ y\r wife & *ild4 ,,pun*4 ,!y 7 my own1 ,i suppose2 & ,i _h a "r to d :at ,i lik$ ) !m4 ,,(fic]4 ,we %all see t4 ,i'm come to take y up4 ,,pun*4 ,& ,i'm come to take y d[n4 7,,pun* knocks him d[n1 & s+s & dances z be=e47 ,ent] ,,jack ,,ket*1 9 a fur cap4 ,,pun*1 :ile danc+1 runs up aga9/ him )\t see+ him4 ,,pun* 7) "s symptoms ( al>m74 ,my de> sir1 ,i beg y "o ?\s& p>dons3 v sorry4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,aye1 y'll be sorry en\gh be=e ,i've done ) y4 ,don't y "k me8 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 sir1 ,i "k y v well1 & ,i hope y v well1 & ,mrs4 ,ket* v well4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,mr4 ,pun*1 y're a v bad man4 ,:y did y kill ,mrs4 ,pun*8 ,,pun*4 ,9 self-def5ce4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,t won't d4 ,,pun*4 ,%e want$ to kill me4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,h[8 ,,pun*4 ,) a /ick4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,t's all gammon4 ,y mu/ come to prison2 my "n's ,ket*4 ,,pun*4 ,ket* t !n4 7,,pun* knocks d[n ,,jack ,,ket*1 & cont9ues to dance & s+47 ,re-ent] ,,jack ,,ket*4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,mr4 ,pun*1 !re is y\r gall[s & likewise--7retreats bel[47 ,,pun*4 ,:at d y call a likewise8 ,j4 ,,ket*4#b ,!re is y\r c(f94 ,,pun*4 ,:at t =1 ,i wond]8 ,oh1 de>1 ,i see n[3 :at "o fool ,i 06 ,t is l>ge basket = ! fruit be put into4 7he takes up c(f91 runs ) x two circles r\nd ! /age & slams x d[n on to ,,ket*',s head1 deposit+ x ) a bang d[n on to ! /age47 ,j4 ,,ket* 7adju/+ ! rope ( ! gall[s74 ,mr4 ,pun*1 /ep ?is way & h "s d9n]6 ,,pun*4 ,mu* oblig$ ,mr4 ,ket*1 b ,i h already tak5 d9n]4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,come1 !n1 & h "s nice ice-cream4 ,,pun*4 ,?ank y1 ,mr4 ,ket*1 ,i don't take ice n[2 x is too cold4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,!n come & h a good supp]4 ,,pun*4 ,i nev] eat supp]s2 !y are n :olesome4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,!n /ep ?is way & be hang$4 ,,pun*4 ,i'll be hang$ if ,i w4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,come directly4 ,,pun*4 ,i c't2 ,i've got "o bone 9 my leg4 ,illu/ration ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,& y've got "o bone 9 y\r neck :i* mu/ soon be brok52 b no m delay1 ,mr4 ,pun*2 put y\r head ?r\gh ?is loop4 ,,pun*4 ,?r\gh !re8 ,:at =8 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,aye1 ?r\gh !re4 7he holds ! loop op547 ,,pun*4 ,:at =8 ,i don't "k h[4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,x is v easy3 only put y\r head ?r\gh "h4 ,,pun*4 ,:at1 s8 7pok+ 8 head on "o side ( ! noose47 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,no1 no1 "h6 ,,pun*4 ,s1 !n8 7pok+ 8 head on ! o!r side47 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,n s1 y fool4 ,,pun*4 ,m9d :o y call fool3 try if y c d x y\rself4 ,only %[ me h[1 & ,i d x directly4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,v well2 ,i w4 ,!re1 y /& j !re & m9d don't y move4 7he places ,,pun* aga9/ ! side-po/ ( ! /age7 ,rememb] t y are n to move4 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 no2 ,i'll nev] move4 ,j4 ,,ket* 7ab\t to put 8 head ?r\gh ! loop1 notic+ a little movem5t 9 ,,pun*1 says7 ,ah1 y mov$4 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 no2 ,i nev] mov$4 ,j4 ,,ket*4 ,n[1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 y see my head1 & y see ?is loop4 ,put x 9 s4 7putt+ 8 head ?r\gh ! noose47 ,,pun*4 ,& pull x tight--s6 7he pulls ! rope =cibly d[n1 & hangs ,,jack ,,ket*7 ,huzza6 ,huzza6 ,j4 ,,ket* 7wriggl+ 8 arms & body vigor\sly ab\t74 ,golly1 golly1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 :at are y do+8 ,leave g ! end ( t rope4 ,,pun*4 ,n if ,i kn[s x4 ,i say1 old boy1 h[ d y feel8 7,,ket* ceases 8 /ruggl+1 & dies4 ,,pun* leaves 8 body hang+ & calls7 ,joey6 ,joey6 ,ent] ,,joey4 ,,joey4 ,:y1 ,massa ,pun*1 ye h be5 & hung ! %]iff4 ,,pun*4 ,i "k x4 ,he want$ to hang me1 & s ,i hung him4 ,,joey4 ,0 t s8 ,well1 :at are we to d ) him n[8 ,,pun*4 ,take him d[n4 ,,joey4 ,t is s1 ,massa ,pun*4 ,we w take 8 dead body d[n4 7!y take him d[n1 & remove ! gall[s47 ,,pun*4 ,put him 9 8 c(f94 ,,joey4 ,good1 ,mr4 ,pun*4 ,b :y1 massa1 !y h n made ! c(f9 long en\gh6 ,,pun*4 ,d\ble him up4 ,,joey4 ,ah6 t is s4 ,we w d\ble him up4 ,b1 ,massa ,pun*1 he'll n g 9 ! c(f9 n[4 ,,pun*4 ,well1 ram him d[n4 7,,pun* fet*es 8 club1 & tucks him d[n & 947 ,,joey4 ,&1 massa1 :at w y d ) him n[8 ,,pun*4 ,take him bel[4 ,lift4 ,,joey4 ,oh1 yes1 massa2 take him bel[--,i lift 7,,pun* lifts 8 end ( ! c(f9 sev]al in*es above ! /age2 b ,,joey is danc+ at ! o!r end47 ,,pun*4 ,:y don't y lift8 ,,joey4 ,oh1 yes1 massa2 me lift my end up4 7b he /ill fools at lift+ z be=e1 :il/ ,,pun* raises 8 end high up47 ,,pun*4 ,i say--are y go+ to lift8 ,,joey4 ,oh1 yes1 massa2 we'll bo? lift4 ,,pun*4 ,lift1 w y8 7,,pun* fet*es 8 club1 & gives ,,joey ?ree cracks on ! head2 repeats7 ,lift1 w y8 ,,joey4 ,oh1 yes1 yes1 ,massa ,pun*6 me w lift n[--"r away n[4 7!y raise ! c(f91 & c>ry x twice f end to end ( ! /age1 s++7 ,e>? to e>?1 a%es to a%es1 du/ to du/6 ,exeunt1 ) c(f94 ,re-ent] ,,pun*1 :o s+s3 ,!y're out1 !y're out6 ,i've done ! trick6 ,jack ,ket* is dead--,i'm free2 ,i d n c>e1 n[1 if ,old ,nick ,himself %\ld come = me4 7,goes (f1 & returns ) a /ick4 ,he dances ab\t beat+ "t on ! front ( ! /age1 & s++ to ! tune ( ,gre5 gr[ ! ru%es ,o7 ,"r foll de riddle loll1 ,i'm ! boy to d 'em all4 ,"h's a /ick ,to ?ump ,old ,nick1 ,if he1 by *ance1 ^u me call4 ,ent] ! ,,demon4 ,he j peeps 9 at ! corn] ( ! /age1 & exit4 ,,pun* 7mu* fright5$1 & retreat+ z f> z he c74 ,oh1 de>6 ,oh1 ,"l6 ,talk ( ! demon1 & he pops up 8 horns4 ,!re ! old g5tleman is1 sure en\gh4 7a pause1 & dead sil5ce1 :il/ ,,pun* cont9ues to gaze at ! spot :]e ! ,,demon appe>$4 ,! ,,demon comes =w>d7 ,good1 k9d ,mr4 ,demon1 ,i nev] did y any h>m1 b all ! good 9 my p[]4 ,!re--don't come any ne>]4 ,h[ y d1 sir8 7collect+ c\rage7 ,i hope y & all y\r respectable family well8 ,mu* oblig$ = ?is visit4 ,good-morn+6 ,%\ld be sorry to keep y1 = ,i "k y h a great deal ( bus9ess :5 y come to ?is city4 7! ,,demon advances7 ,oh1 de>6 ,:at w become ( me6 7,! ,,demon d>ts at ,,pun*1 :o escapes1 & aims a bl[ at 8 enemy2 ! ,,demon eludes x1 z well z _m o!rs1 lay+ 8 head on ! plat=m1 & slipp+ x rapidly backw>ds & =w>ds1 s t ,,pun*1 in/ead ( /rik+ him1 only repeat$ly hits ! bo>ds47 ,exit ,,demon4 ,,pun*4 ,he1 he1 he6 7laugh+7 ,he's (f6 ,he knew :i* side 8 bread butt]$ on4 ,he "o deep1 cunn+ devil4 7,,pun* is al>m$ by he>+ a /range1 sup]natural1 :irr+ noise1 some?+ l ! rapid motion ( fifty sp9n+ :eels1 & aga9 retreats to ! corn]1 fe>fully wait+ ! ev5t47 ,illu/ration ,re-ent] ! ,,demon1 ) a /ick4 ,he makes up to ,,pun*1 :o retreats r\nd ! back ( ! /age1 & !y /& eye+ "o ano!r1 & f5c+ at opposite sides4 ,at la/ ! ,,demon makes a bl[ at ,,pun*1 :i* tells on ! back ( 8 head4 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 my head6 ,:at is t =8 ,pray1 ,mr4 ,demon1 let u be fri5ds4 7! ,,demon hits him aga91 & ,,pun* beg9s to take x 9 dudgeon1 & to gr[ angry7 ,:y1 y mu/ be "o v /upid demon n to "k y\r be/ fri5d :5 y see him4 7! ,,demon hits him aga97 ,be quiet1 ,i say1 y hurt me6 ,well1 if y won't1 we mu/ try :i* is ! be/ man--,pun* or ! ,demon4 7,"h comm5ces a t]rific combat betwe5 ! ,,demon & ,,pun*2 9 ! beg9n+1 ! latt] has mu* ! wor/ ( x1 be+ hit by 8 black adv]s>y :5 & :]e he pleases4 ,at la/ ! ,,demon seems to gr[ we>y1 & ,,pun* succe$s 9 plant+ sev]al heavy bl[s4 ,! balance be+ re/or$1 ! fight is kept up = "s "t1 &1 t[>ds ! conclusion1 ,,pun* has ! decid$ advantage1 & drives 8 enemy be=e him4 ,! ,,demon is /unn$ by repeat$ bl[s on ! head & horns1 & falls =w>d on ! plat=m1 :]e ,,pun* completes 8 victory1 & knocks ! brea? out ( 8 body4 ,,pun* !n puts 8 /aff up ! ,,demon',s black clo!s1 & :irls him r\nd 9 ! air1 exclaim+3 ,huzza6 huzza6 ! ,demon's dead67 ,illu/ration ,,act ,,vi4 ,,! ,,s9k+ ,,%ip4 ,,sc5e4--,! ,sea1 ) waves 9 motion4 ,ent] ,,negro4 ,,negro4 ,%ip ahoy6 ,%ip ahoy6 ,,dut*man4 ,:at 0 t y 7 say+8 ,,negro 7po9ts across ! sea74 ,don't y see t 'ere8 ,,dut*man4 ,yaw6 ,i see ! sea4 ,,negro4 ,yah2 b ,i mean t 'ere--"r o'er !re4 ,,dut*man4 ,yaw6 s n[ ,i d2 b1 lor1 ,i've no telescope4 ,:at d y ?9k x is8 ,,negro4 ,big %ip6 big %ip6 ,maybe a man-o'-w>4 ,,dut*man4 ,d y ?9k %e's a-com+ ?is way8 ,,negro4 ,i d4 ,ent] ,,iri%man4 ,,iri%man4 ,arrah1 my boys1 glad y're "h4 ,h y se5 a /eam%ip come along8 ,,dut*man4 ,vell1 yes2 von 9 ! di/ance--"r ov] !re4 ,,iri%man4 ,arrah1 t is good6 ,my old lady w be pleas$ n[4 ,,dut*man4 ,vy1 ,paddy1 vot great ev5t is on n[8 ,,iri%man4 ,no?+1 only my wife made me s5d ov] to old ,irel& = h] "m to come on1 & %e hurri$ me (f ?is morn+ to look out = ! good %ip4 ,,dut*man4 ,i congratulate y1 my boy4 ,go+ to h a "m-9-law to take c>e ( !e4 ,,iri%man4 ,arrah1 my fri5d1 y try to /rike me h>d2 b1 y bet1 ,i'll make x w>m if ! old lady don't provide me ) a lat*-key4 ,,dut*man4 ,nev] m9d = ?is von leetle bit o' *aff1 ,come ) me1 & take a little refre%m5t4 ,,iri%man4 ,b ,i h to wait = ! %ip4 ,,dut*man4 ,t yon %ip vill n be "h = von :ole h\r yet4 ,come1 n[2 ?\ ha/ "t4 ,,iri%man4 ,arrah1 well said6 ,b :at are ^? black cl\ds ,i see8 ,,dut*man4 ,see yon %ip tak+ 9 h] canvas4 ,hurry1 be=e we are tak5 9 ! /orm ourselves4 ,exeunt4 ,illu/ration 7,! waves ( ! artificial sea are n[ set 9 motion4 ,%ip ent]s at ! left side1 & sl[ly sails twice across4 ,on its ?ird sail ! %ip is met by a ,/eam]1 com+ 9 an opposite direction4 ,voices are he>d--,h>d a-port6 ,:]e are y com+ to8 ,! ,%ip & ,/eam] collide toge!r2 voices are aga9 he>d--,we are s9k+6 ,get out ! life-boat6 ,! sails ( ! ,sail+#c,%ip become ruffl$ up1 & ! ,%ip gradually s9ks b5ea? ! waves--! ,/eam] passes along un9jur$47 ,ent] ,,dut*man4 ,,dut*man4 ,yaw1 yaw1 t vessel is n[ no m4 ,,iri%man4 ,arrah1 ,i say1 is t %ip come 9 yet8 ,,dut*man4 ,%ip come 96 ,vot1 h y n he>d ! news8 ,,iri%man4 ,news6 ,:at news8 ,,dut*man4 ,t %ip has sunk--gone to ! v bottom4 ,,iri%man4 ,:at6 ,) all on bo>d8 ,,dut*man4 ,yes2 all are dr[n$4 ,,iri%man4 ,!n my wife's "m is gone1 too4 7he puts 8 h&s up to 8 face & cries47 ,,dut*man4 ,vot6 ,cry+ because y've lo/ y\r "m-9-law8 ,,iri%man4 ,no1 fri5d1 x is n t2 b maybe :5 ,i tell my ole woman %e'll be art] go+ frantic1 & clubb+ my head (f4 ,,dut*man4 ,nons5se6 ,i'll come ) y1 & gradually break ! sad1 sad news4 ,exeunt4 ,illu/ration ,,! ,,black ,,judge4 ,,sc5e4--,! ,prison-,h\se4 ,ent] two m5 :o fix ! ,,judge',s b5* 9 ! hole us$ = ! gall[s4 ,,prison]s' p5 9 ! c5tre2 ,,lawy]s' table on ! left ( /age4 ,exit4 ,,judge ent]s--takes 8 /& at ! b5*4 ,,judge4 ,i h to in=m my le>n$ fri5ds t ! judge t %\ld h be5 "h1 by ! advice ( 8 physician has left ?is day = ,europe1 & ,i w hold ,c\rt until 8 return4 ,illu/ration ,,lawy]4 ,:at6 ,a black ,ju/ice to hold ,c\rt8 ,,judge4 ,yes2 ,i sit "h to-day4 ,,lawy]4 ,i object to y\r jurisdiction4 ,,judge4 ,! ,c\rt ov]rules y\r objection1 & f9es y t5 cig>s = contempt ( ,c\rt4 ,call ! docket4 ,is x l>ge8 ,:]e are ! (fic]s8 ,ent] ,,c\rt ,,(fic]4 ,,(fic]4 ,y\r ,honor1 !re are sev]al cases set d[n = trial4 ,,judge4 ,call ! fir/ t is guilty4 ,,lawy]4 ,mi*ael ,doolittle4 ,,(fic]4 ,mi*ael ,doolittle4 7goes = him1 & m>*es him into ! p547 ,,judge4 ,:at is ! *>ge8 ,,lawy]4 ,highway robb]y4 ,,judge4 ,highway robb]y6 ,:at is t8 ,,lawy]4 ,/eal+ f ! p]son--tak+ ! prosecutor's wat*--8 gold5 "t-keep]4 ,,judge4 ,prison]1 :at h y to say 9 mitigation ( ! s5t5ce ( ! ,c\rt1 p]ta9+ to ?is he9\s1 s]i\s *>ge8 ,,prison]4 ,i 0 guilty1 y\r ,honor1 b t 'ere man 7po9ts to ! prosecutor7 came alone1 & plac$ himself 9 my way4 ,,judge4 ,prison]1 is t y\r only def5ce8 ,7 y hungry--7 y h>d up8 ,,prison]4 ,_h n "o dime to rub aga9/ ano!r4 ,,judge4 ,! decision ( ?is honorable ,c\rt is---- ,,lawy] 7int]rupt+74 ,y\r ,honor1 s f> f be+ hungry1 he _h on him--8 p]son--a massive silv] wat* & a diamond r+4 ,,judge4 ,:at6 ,prison]s we> diamond r+s8 ,,lawy]4 ,j ! tru?1 y\r ,honor4 ,,judge4 ,prison]1 look on ! ,c\rt4 ,y1 hav+ plead$ guilty to ?is mo/ he9\s1 s]i\s *>ge1 ! ,c\rt decides t y be tak5 back to jail1 ! diamond r+ confiscat$ = ! ,c\rt's own use1 y to deliv] up bo? wat*es to ! prosecutor1 & be by him s5t5c$ to "w at h>d labor z _m days z he may see fit4 ,exit ,,prison]4 ,,judge4 ,call ! next case4 ,,lawy]4 ,! next1 y\r ,honor1 is an outfall betwixt a but*] & a bak]4 ,,judge4 ,a cat-fall betwe5 a but*] & a bak]6 ,h[ did t happ58 ,,lawy]4 ,an outfall1 y\r ,honor--a misund]/&+--a fight4 ,,judge4 ,let !m come into ,c\rt4 ,,(fic] 7calls74 ,h]man ,kahlesole & ,william ,paul4 7he br+s !m 9 & places 9 p547 ,,judge4 ,:at is ?is grave *>ge all ab\t8 ,,lawy]4 ,no?+ grave1 y\r ,honor4 ,x appe>s t ?is but*]1 on leav+ 8 /ore1 /epp$ on a piece ( fat1 & fell ) a qu>t] ( beef4 ,paul1 ! bak]1 laugh$ at him4 ,! but*] got angry1 & s !y set to pun*+ "o ano!r's heads4 ,,judge4 ,:at6 ,pun* "o ano!r's heads aft] ! spill ( a qu>tet ( beef8 ,,lawy]4 ,j ! hi/ory1 ,judge4 ,i am in/ruct$ to recomm5d !m to ! m]ciful consid]ation ( ! ,c\rt4 ,,judge4 ,kahlesole1 y h he>d ! *>ge aga9/ y1 & ! recomm5dation ( y\r c\nsel4 ,are y ready to bury ! hat*et8 ,,but*]4 ,vat6 ,m9e ax8 ,ne91 ne94 ,,judge4 ,i mean to make peace & %ake h&s4 ,,but*]4 ,vell1 vell1 ,i w2 b dot goe% aga9/ m9e con/itution4 7!y %ake h&s & dep>t47 ,,judge4 ,:at is ! next *>ge8 ,,lawy]4 ,intoxication4 ,,judge4 ,inoculation6 ,is t any?+ good to eat8 ,,lawy]4 ,no1 y\r ,honor2 ,i said intoxication--too mu* :isky4 ,,judge4 ,oh6 ,i d compreh5d4 ,call ! w9e-b>rel 94 ,,(fic] 7calls74 ,osc> ,hubbs1 ?is way 94 ,,judge4 ,hubbs1 y 7 f\nd drunk la/ night4 ,:at h y to say8 ,,hubbs4 ,z long z ! fox runs1 he gets cat*$ at la/4 ,,judge4 ,does ! fox ev] h a t5-doll> note8 ,,hubbs4 ,sometimes2 b n n[4 ,,judge4 ,y c g ?is "t2 b don't get into ?is fox-hole aga94 ,exit ,,hubbs4 ,,judge4 ,:at is ! next *>ge8 ,,lawy]4 ,bigamy4 ,,judge4 ,bigg] ?an me6 ,h[--9 bad de$s8 ,,lawy] 7*uckl+ ) laught]74 ,no2 bigamy--a man t has m>ri$ six wives4 ,,judge 79 a/oni%m5t74 ,six wives6 ,are any ( !m 9 ,c\rt8 ,,lawy]4 ,yes2 !re are f\r "h4 ,,judge4 ,s ! rema9+ two h gott5 him "h to be kept out ( ! f\r's way4 ,i condemn ! prison] to be giv5 up to ! cu/ody ( ! f\r1 & if ei!r is l m9e at home1 he w h puni%m5t en\gh4 ,call ! next case4 ,,(fic] 7calls & %[s into p574 ,timo?y ,g>pickle4 ,,judge4 ,:at is ! *>ge8 ,,lawy]4 ,robb+ h5-roo/s4 ,,judge4 ,robb+ h] roa/s6 ,roa/ :at8 ,,lawy]4 ,h5-roo/s--tak+ away ! eggs & "y *ick5s4 ,,judge4 ,prison]1 :at h y got to say to ! *>ge8 ,,prison]4 ,guilty4 ,,judge4 ,cle> him out2 we'll /& no bl>ney fool+ "h4 ,! ,c\rt & le>n$ c\nsel w take a recess = lun*eon4 ,exit ,,lawy]4 7,voices are n[ he>d f )\t4 ,two m51 ) /icks1 ent]1 & dem& an int]view ) ! ,,judge4 ,! ,,(fic] attempts to dis>m !m ( _! weapons4 ,a lively fight ensues1 dur+ :i* ! /age is cle>$ ( its ,,lawy]s' table1 ,,prison]s' p5 & ,,judge',s box4 ,! fight cont9u+1 ! ,,judge & ,,c\rt ,,(fic] at la/ succe$ 9 caus+ ! two pugili/s to beat a ha/y retreat47 99 99 99 99 99 ,! above ,drama has be5 arrang$ = act+ on ! ,pun* & ,judy /age4 ,= ! p>lor act+ ,drama1 :i* is on a m ext5d$ scale1 s5d #ae c5ts to ! publi%]1 = a copy ( ! ,dut* ,ju/ice4 ,illu/ration #d,mr4 ,pun* & ! ,great #be1jjj ,box ,trick4 ,illu/ration ,ent] ,,=eign] & ,,mr4 ,,pun*4 ,,=eign]4 ,mr4 ,pun*1 h y he>d ! news8 ,,pun*4 ,news6 ,:at news8 ,,=eign]4 ,:y1 my boss has receiv$ f ,europe a great tw5ty-five-?\s&-doll> box4 ,,pun* 7) a ge/iculation ( surprise1 says74 ,i don't believe x4 ,,=eign]4 ,x is all true1 & he has left me 9 *>ge ( x4 ,,pun*4 ,is t s8 ,well1 :at is !re inside t box8 ,,=eign]4 ,oh1 ,i don't exactly "k2 b lots ( funny ?+s1 alive1 ,i ?9k4 ,,pun*4 ,well1 suppose y br+ x up1 & let's see :at x looks l4 ,,=eign]4 ,ah6 s ,i w2 b m9d1 y mu/n't raise ! lid up4 ,,pun*4 ,all "r2 g ahead--br+ x up4 7,,pun* comm5ces to dance ) delight47 ,,=eign]4 ,yes1 yes1 x %all be br\ght up1 b y mu/ come d[n & help me1 x is s heavy4 7,,pun* disappe>s1 foll[+ ! ,,=eign]47 ,re-ent] ,,=eign] & ,,pun*1 be>+ box4 ,!y fix x 9 position4 ,,=eign]4 ,n[ m9d1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 y are n to t\* t box4 ,,pun* 7dances up & d[n ! /age 9 high glee2 peeps r\nd1 & looks at front ( box1 says74 ,oh1 no2 ,i n t\* x4 ,,=eign]4 ,n[1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i am go+ away2 b rememb]1 y are n to t\* t box4 ,exit ,,=eign]4 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 no2 ,i n t\* x4 7he taps1 h[ev]1 at side ( box1 & d>ts away1 danc+47 ,,=eign] 7return+74 ,ah6 ,n[1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i saw y t\*+ t box4 ,,pun*4 ,oh1 no6 me no g ne> x4 ,,=eign]4 ,n[ rememb]1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 if y g t\*+ or op5+ t box1 ! little dog may wake up & bite4 ,,pun* 7cont9u+ 8 dance to & fro1 says74 ,i n t\* box2 y c g away4 7,,=eign] disappe>s47 7,,pun*1 gett+ curi\s1 rem>ks3 ,i'd l to see :at is inside t box4 ,attempts to raise ! lid1 b is />tl$ by a yell4 ,box flies op51 & ! little ,dog pops 8 head & =epaws out2 tries to get a grip at ,,pun*1 :i* he p>tially succe$s 94 ,,pun* squeals1 & gets away2 cauti\sly c>ries on a combat1 end+ 9 ! little ,dog be+ driv5 d[n1 ! lid ( ! box clos+ on him4 ,,mr4 ,,pun*1 congratulat+ himself t !re are no m foes1 is />tl$ by he>+ a ro>+ s\nd1 &1 on attempt+ to op5 ! lid1 %[s al>m at ! appe>ance ( 8 ,,satanic ,,maje/y47 ,,demon4 ,mr4 ,pun*1 ,i'm f ! inf]nal regions4 ,,pun*4 ,well1 :at ( t8 ,,demon4 ,i've come to take y bel[ ) me4 ,,pun*4 ,i don't "k s mu* ab\t t4 ,,demon4 ,yes1 ,mr4 ,pun*1 y\r "t is up2 y h to come ) me4 ,,pun*4 ,!n we'll fight4 7,,pun* & ! ,,demon h a v sm>t combat1 dur+ :i* ! ,,demon ne>ly succe$s 9 draw+ ,,mr4 ,,pun* d[n ! box4 ,,pun* squeals1 & wriggles himself away1 aft]w>ds tak+ c>e n to approa* too ne>1 to be aga9 grasp$ by 8 ,,maje/y2 sets to mak+ a vigor\s attack1 end+ by driv+ ! ,,demon d[n ! box4 ,,pun* is n[ greatly elat$ ov] 8 triumphal battle ) ! ,,demon2 d>ts quickly f corn] to corn] ( ! /age2 !n %[+ himself at ! c5tre1 approa*es ! box1 raises up ! lid1 looks )91 says3 ,i see !re is no?+ m 9 !re1 & be+ all safe1 ?9k t ,i w n[ take a nap4 ,he lies d[n on ! /age1 8 head t[>ds ! box4 ,he is soon di/urb$ by ! appe>ance ( a wide-m\!d ,snake1 :o tries to gulp him d[n4 ,,pun*1 escap+1 & embold5$ ) ! success ov] 8 =m] foes1 %[s fight4 ,snake nips him1 b he aga9 escapes4 ,,pun* is mu* put ab\t by ! appe>ance1 also1 ( a huge ,crocodile on ! opposite end ( ! /age4 ,f9d+ ! *ances ( victory go+ aga9/ him1 he calls out = ,,joey1 :o1 appe>+1 is seiz$ by ! ,crocodile4 ,,pun* =ces him away1 &1 9 8 excitem5t1 places him 9 ! way ( ! wide-m\!d ,snake1 :o gulps at him1 & draws him d[n ! box out ( sight4 ,snake1 reappe>+1 lays hold ( ,,mr4 ,,pun*1 draws him squeal+1 head=emo/1 d[n ! box1 ! ,crocodile assi/+ by snapp+ at ,,mr4 ,,pun*',s legs z !y are disappe>+ f view4 ,! ,crocodile plunges r\nd ab\t & ov] ! front ( ! /age1 b f9d+ no?+ m to snap at1 also disappe>s f view47 ,illu/ration ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,v5triloquial ,,*ampions ,,copyright ,,dialogue ,,= ,a ,,pair ,,( ,,v5triloquial ,,*ampions4 ,see ,illu/ration4 ,,p]=m]4 ,well1 my little boys1 c y talk8 ,,joey4 ,yes2 ,i c talk4 ,,fr$dy4 ,& ,i c talk1 too4 ,,p]f4 ,s9ce y c talk1 w y please tell me y\r names8 ,,fr$4 ,well1 my "n is ,fr$dy4 ,,joey4 ,& call me ,joey4 ,,p]f4 ,well1 ,joey1 h[ d y feel8 ,,joey4 ,well1 ,i don't feel v well4 ,,p]f4 ,don't feel v well8 ,,joey4 ,no4 ,,p]f4 ,:at appe>s to be ! matt] ) y8 ,,joey4 ,well1 ,i 0 out 9 ! ra91 & ,i caught cold4 ,,p]f4 ,out 9 ! ra9 & caught cold8 ,,joey4 ,yes4 ,,fr$4 ,i say1 ,mr4 ,val5t9e4 ,,p]f4 ,yes1 ,fr$dy4 ,,fr$4 ,:at good is ! ra98 ,,p]f4 ,:at good is ! ra96 ,,fr$4 ,yes4 ,,p]f4 ,! ra91 my boy1 has a t5d5cy ( br++ ev]y?+ up f ! gr\nd4 ,,joey4 ,well ,i hope x won't br+ my old woman up4 ,,p]f4 7) surprise74 ,:at8 ,y\r old woman6 ,y don't mean to say y 7 ev] m>ri$6 ,,joey4 ,yes1 ,i 01 once4 ,,p]f4 ,y are b a little boy4 ,y don't look old en\gh to h be5 ev] m>ri$4 ,,joey4 ,i am old] ?an y ?9k ,i am4 ,,p]f4 ,h[ old a man are y8 ,,joey4 ,i am m ?an tw5ty ye>s old4 ,,p]f4 ,d y pret5d to say t y 7 born tw5ty ye>s ago8 ,,joey4 ,i d4 ,,p]f4 ,i don't believe x4 ,,joey 7looks 9 ,,p]=m]',s face74 ,0 y !re8 ,,p]f4 ,no4 ,,joey4 ,well1 ,i 04 ,,p]f4 ,!n1 if y 0 !re1 y mu/ "k all ab\t x4 ,,joey4 ,i d4 ,,p]f4 ,y are a pretty good spell]1 are y n1 ,joey8 ,,joey4 ,yes1 & ,i c c\nt1 too4 ,,p]f4 ,y c c\nt6 ,i'll j try y4 ,:at d two & two make8 ,,joey4 ,please to give me a h>d] "o ?an t4 ,,p]f4 ,f\r & f\r8 ,,joey4 ,eight4 ,,p]f4 ,twice eight8 ,,joey4 ,sixte54 ,,p]f4 ,t5 & t58 ,,joey4 ,tw5ty4 ,,p]f4 ,good1 s f>1 ,joey1 b ,i %all cat* y soon4 ,,joey4 ,no1 y won't4 ,,p]f4 ,well1 we %all see4 ,twice elev58 ,,joey4 ,tw5ty4 ,,p]f4 ,wrong4 ,ah1 ,joey6 ,i've caught y ?is "t4 ,twice t5 0 tw5ty4 ,,joey4 ,& twice elev5 is tw5ty1 too 7two74 ,,p]f4 ,"r1 ,joey2 y are gett+ sm>t4 ,c y spell milk8 ,,joey4 ,y mu/ %[ me h[4 ,,p]f4 ,w soon d t4 ,m-i-l-k4 ,,joey4 ,milk4 ,,p]f4 ,no2 ,i want y to spell x4 ,,joey4 ,m-i-l-k1 milk4 ,,p]f4 ,i w try y on ano!r4 ,spell sug>4 ,,joey4 ,s-e-g-a-r1 seg>4 ,,p]f4 ,t's wrong4 ,n seg>--sug>1 ,i want y to spell4 ,,joey4 ,t 0 "r4 ,s-e-g-a-r1 seg>4 ,,p]f4 ,no1 no6 ,:at does my wife put 9 my tea 9 ! morn+8 ,,joey4 ,ah6 n[ ,i "k4 ,:isky4 ,is t :at x spells8 ,,p]f4 7wait+ a few seconds = ! applause to quiet d[n1 says74 ,sm>t aga91 ,joey4 ,i'll try y yet on ano!r4 ,con/ant9ople4 ,,joey4 ,oh1 ,j]u%ua6 ,:at an h>d 'un6 ,,p]f4 ,well1 ,joey1 ,i w help y4 ,n[1 "r aft] me4 ,con4 ,,joey4 ,con4 ,,p]f4 ,/an4 ,,joey4 ,/an4 ,,p]f4 ,ti4 ,,joey4 ,ti4 ,,p]f4 ,no4 ,,joey4 ,no4 ,,p]f4 ,ple4 ,,joey4 ,ple4 ,,p]f4 ,con/ant9ople4 ,,joey4 ,con/able4 ,,p]f4 ,t 0 wrong4 ,con/ant9ople--n con/able4 ,,joey4 ,well1 t isn't ! way we spelt x :5 ,i w5t to s*ool4 ,,p]f4 ,well h[ did y spell x1 !n8 ,,joey4 ,we spelt x 9 ?is way3 ,con1 ) a /an1 ) a t1 ) a ti1 ) a tipple1 ) a tople1 ) a ,con/ant9ople4 ,,p]f4 ,good1 ,mr4 ,joey6 ,aft] t we---- ,,fr$4 7int]rupt+74 ,i say1 ,mr4 ,val5t9e8 ,,p]f4 ,yes1 ,fr$dy4 ,,fr$4 ,d y "k t ,joe w5t d[n-t[n & knock$ d[n an old woman ne> sixty ye>s old8 ,,p]f4 ,he did6 ,,fr$4 ,yes1 he did4 ,,joey4 ,yes1 & ,i w\ld h knock$ h] d[n if %e _h be5 an hundr$ & sixty ye>s old4 ,,p]f4 7giv+ ,,joey a box on ! e>74 ,n[1 y w\ld d no su* ?+4 ,,joey4 ,yes1 ,i w\ld4 ,,p]f4 ,n[1 ,joey1 :at 0 y\r fa!r8 ,,joey4 ,well !y say t he 0 a good man4 ,,p]f4 ,i mean1 :at trade 0 he8 ,,joey4 ,my fa!r1 sir1 0 a glazi]4 ,,p]f4 ,a glazi]8 ,,joey4 ,yes2 & pray1 ,mr4 ,val5t9e1 :at 0 y\r fa!r8 ,,p]f4 ,my fa!r1 sir1 0 a g5tleman4 ,,joey4 ,a g5tleman8 ,,p]f4 ,yes4 ,,joey4 ,!n h[ 0 x1 ,mr4 ,val5t9e1 t he did n make a g5tleman ( y8 ,,p]f4 ,joey1 y are gett+ a little too p]sonal4 7turns to ,,fr$dy7 ,n[1 ,fr$dy1 :at 7 y do+ ov] ! bridge la/ night8 ,,fr$4 ,i w5t ov] to see my girl4 ,,p]f4 ,& did y see h]8 ,,fr$4 ,! old p w\ld n let me into ! h\se4 ,,p]f4 ,well1 :at did y d8 ,,fr$4 ,i /ood "u a tree4 ,,p]f4 ,:at happ5$ !n8 ,,fr$4 ,i got wet all ov]4 ,,p]f4 ,well1 ,i suppose t x ra9$4 ,,fr$4 ,no1 n t4 ,"s say t x 0 p]spiration4 ,,p]f4 ,& 0 x t8 ,,fr$4 ,no2 ,i guess t x 0 di%-wat]4 ,,p]f4 ,n[1 ,fr$dy1 suppos+ t a man 7 to dig d[n deep into ! e>?1 :at w\ld he come to8 ,,fr$4 ,to dirt4 ,,p]f4 ,b suppos+ t he 7 to dig d[n ?r\gh ! 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"y man d :o /ood beh9d ! c\nt]1 b he came all ! way r\nd1 took ,julius by ! %\ld]4 ',!re1' says he1 'leave ! ?+s alone1 & let y\r mamma pick :at %e likes4' ,oh6 ,i 0 awfully confus$1 & poor ,julius1 he didn't "k :i* way to look4 ,b :5 ,i got my pres5t1 :at d y ?9k t 08 ,oh1 su* a spl5did pair ( new %oes6 ,b :5 ,i got home ,i f\nd ! 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