,,drawn ,,at ,a ,,venture ,,drawn ,,at ,a ,,venture ,a ,,collection ,,of ,,drawings ,,by ,,fougasse ,,with ,,an ,,introduction ,,by ,a4 ,a4 ,,milne ,,methuen ,,co4 ,,ltd4 #cf ,,essex ,,street ,w4,c4 ,,london ,first ,published in #aibb ,,introduction ,,there are various methods of introducing an artist to his public4 ,one of the best is to describe how you saved his life in the ,bush in '#hb2 or he saved yours2 and then you go on3 ,little did either of us anticipate in those far-off days that ,fougasse was destined to become4444 ,another way is to leave ,fougasse out altogether1 and concentrate1 how happily1 on your own theories of black-and-white drawing1 or politics1 or the decline of the churches2 after all1 an introduction doesn't last long1 and he has the rest of the book to himself4 ,perhaps1 however1 it is kinder to keep the last paragraph for him3 ,take these little sketches by ,fougasse1 for instance4444 and the reader1 if he cares to any longer1 can then turn over and take them4 ,left to ourselves1 that is the method we should adopt4 ,but the publisher is at our elbow4 ,this is an introduction1 he says4 ,for ,heaven's sake introduce the fellow4 ,let us begin1 then1 by explaining ,fougasse's nationality4 ,i never discuss his drawings with another1 but we tell each other how remarkable it is that a ,frenchman should have such an understanding of ,english sport4 ,of course1 we say1 in the actual drawing the nationality reveals itself2 the ,gallic style stands forth unmistakeably2 only a ,frenchman has just that line4 ,but how amazingly ,british is the outlook6 ,was there ever a ,frenchman before who understood and loved cricket as this one8 ,we ask ourselves how the phenomenon is to be explained4 ,the explanation is simple4 ,a fougasse--,i quote the dictionary--is a small mine from six to twelve feet underground charged either with powder or loaded shells2 and if a ,british sapper subaltern1 severely wounded at ,gallipoli1 beguiles the weary years of hospital by drawing little pictures and sending them up to ,punch1 he may as well call himself ,fougasse as anything else4 ,particularly if his real name is ,bird1 and if a ,bird1 whose real name is ,yeats1 is already drawing for ,punch4 ,of course it would have been simpler if they had all stuck to their own names like gentlemen1 but it is too late now to do anything about it1 and when a genuine ,m4 ,fougasse of ,paris comes along1 he will have to call himself ,tomkins4 ,once the downward path of deceit is trodden1 there is seemingly no end to it4 ,we have our artist1 then1 ,kenneth ,bird of ,morar1 ,inverness4 ,when ,i first met him at the beginning of #aiai1 he was just out of hospital1 swinging slowly along with the aid of a pair of rocking-horse crutches4 ,this was on his annual journey south1 for they have the trains in ,morar now4 ,once a year ,fougasse makes the great expedition to ,london1 to see what the latest fashions may be1 and is often back in ,morar again before they have changed to something later4 ,i have seen him each year2 in #aibj with two ordinary crutches2 in #aiba with two sticks2 in #aibb with one stick2 perhaps by #aibc he will be playing again the games of which he makes such excellent fun4 ,but1 selfishly1 we cannot regret the ,turkish bullet1 which turned what ,i suspect of being quite an ordinary engineer into such an individual black-and-white draughtsman4 ,i am really the last person who should be writing this introduction1 for all drawing is to me a mystery4 ,when ,i put two dots1 a horizontal line and a vertical line into a circle1 the result is undoubtedly a face1 but whose1 or what expressing1 ,i cannot tell you until afterwards1 nor always then4 ,but these mystery men can definitely promise you beforehand that their dot-and-line juggling will represent ,contempt or ,surprise or ,mr4 ,asquith1 just as you want it4 ,it is very strange2 and1 sometimes ,i think1 not quite fair4 ,however1 this is not the place wherein to dwell upon the injustice of it4 ,what ,i wanted to say was that with ,fougasse ,i feel a little more at ease than usual2 we have something in common4 ,accepting the convention that writers write exclusively with the pen1 and that black-and-white artists draw exclusively with the pencil1 ,i should describe ,fougasse as more nearly a ,brother of the ,pen than any of the others4 ,were ,i in the ,punch office now1 ,i should never begin my weekly contribution until his drawing had turned up1 lest it should prove that he had already written it for me2 and he1 ,i like to tell myself1 would be equally fearful lest that very week ,i might have got his drawing into type4 ,the ,tragedy of a ,trouser1 for instance--it is a whole article4 ,any wide-awake ,trade ,union would forbid it4 ,but it is ,fougasse's golf and cricket articles of which1 as a rival practitioner1 ,i should have complained most2 in which1 ,plancus no longer consul1 ,i delight most4 ,turn to page #ca and you will see all that is to be said on the subject of village cricket4 ,how lucky these draughtsmen are6 ,what a laborious business we others should have made of it6 ,would any of you have laughed at our wordy description of the fielder in a cloth cap to whom one can run a single8 ,but one gets in two for trousers tucked into socks--stretching it to three for a straw hat--and four for a black waistcoat4 ,each fielder as drawn here is a joy4 ,yet there is something more than that2 we are not just laughing at them1 for they are our friends4 ,we look from one to the other of them1 and gradually the smile becomes a little wistful4 ,it was how many years ago8 ,now the printed page has vanished1 and we see again the village green4 ,straw ,hat was the postman4 ,not quite like that1 however1 for he wore the official trousers with it1 but he moved slowly1 being the postman and tired of it1 and one ran three to him4 ,black ,waistcoat was the dairy farmer2 his the cows which had to be driven off the pitch on a ,saturday morning2 a mighty underhand bowler1 bouncing terribly4 ,fougasse is wrong here1 for his hands could stop anything1 and one would never run four to him4 ,i doubt if you would ever run four to a black waistcoat1 their hands are so big4 ,slow in the return of course1 but safe1 safe4 ,you may think that you have had enough of ,war ,sketches1 but you will be glad to see the historic ,gadgets again1 and perhaps even now #aiad-aiah will give you a lump in the throat with your smile1 and make you somehow a little more proud4 ,it is so very much ,england4 ,but1 taking the drawings as a whole1 ,i should say that the charm of their humour lies in the fact that they make the very jokes which we should have made for ourselves1 if only we had realized that they were jokes4 ,when ,mr4 ,bateman gives us his brilliant life-study of the man who breathed on the glass in the ,british ,museum1 we realize that this is an inspiration far outside our range4 ,however did he think of it8 we say to ourselves in awe4 ,when ,mr4 ,morrow draws us a little supper-party at the ,borgias1 we have to admit sadly that the comedy of a supper-party at the ,borgias would never have occurred to us4 ,but when ,fougasse describes to us his feelings in the presence of the ,wedding ,detective1 or the conversation of the ,club ,bore in the library1 then we beam upon him delightedly4 ,why1 it's absolutely true6 ,we've noticed it ourselves a hundred times6 ,as we were saying to ,jones only yesterday----,alas we flatter ourselves4 ,we saw the pebbles lying there1 day after day1 and there1 for us1 they would still be lying4 ,but a humorist picks them up and holds them this way and that4 ,the light shines upon them4 ,see6 ,they are precious stones4 ,a4 ,a4 ,,milne ,,contents ,,page ,,crashed ,,in ,a ,,shell-,,hole #h ,,the ,,song ,,of ,,the ,,shirt #i ,,so ,,beastly ,,infectious #aj ,,the ,,fumbler #aa ,,don',t ,,trouble #ab ,,after ,,dinner ,,jokes #ac ,,the ,,car ,,for ,,the ,,owner-,,driver #ad ,,tact #ae ,,or ,,to ,,take ,,arms ,,against ,a ,,sea ,,of ,,troubles #af ,,the ,,hearty ,,fellow #ag ,,danse ,,des ,,vents #ah ,,the ,,first ,,joke #ai ,,golfing ,,note #bj ,,how',s ,,that8 #ba ,,the ,,fancy ,,dress #bb ,,the ,,advent ,,of ,,the ,,champion #bc ,,only ,,in ,,the ,,comic ,,papers #bd ,,the ,,professional ,,humorist ,,pays ,a ,,visit #be ,,only ,,doing ,,it ,,for ,,the ,,pictures #bf ,,the ,,tragedy ,,of ,a ,,trouser #bg ,,golfing ,,note #bh ,,the ,,telegram ,,at ,,rugger #bi ,,the ,,lost ,,ticket #cj ,,the ,,charm ,,of ,,village ,,cricket #ca ,,unrest ,,through ,,the ,,ages #cb-cc ,,the ,,right ,,road ,,for ,,london #cd ,,the ,,enthusiast #ce ,,have ,,you ,,any ,,hats8 #cf ,,system #cg ,,the ,,practical ,,application #ch ,,the ,,man ,,who ,,sneezed #ci ,,scotland ,,for ,,ever #dj ,,gadgets #da ,,nature',s ,,tactless ,,mimicry #db ,,is ,,there ,,an ,,order ,,come ,,round8 #db ,,the ,,visit ,,to ,,the ,,front #dc ,,unpleasant ,,nightmare ,,of ,,hans #dd ,a ,,german-,,like ,,name #dd ,,the ,,bashful ,v4,c4',s ,,welcome ,,home #dc ,,wot ,,flies8 #df ,,why ,,don',t ,,you ,,salute ,,an ,,officer8 #df ,,ceremonial #dg ,,the ,,bribe #dh ,,the ,,latest ,,rumour ,,from ,,the ,,back #dh ,,the ,,making ,,of ,,history #di #aiad-aiah #ej-ea ,i ,,thought ,,you ,,was ,,an ,,enemy #eb ,,the ,,hero #ec ,,keep ,,your ,,hands ,,up #ed ,,camouflage #ee ,,strawberries ,,for ,,jam #ef ,,come ,,out ,,and ,,fraternise #ef ,,the ,,war ,,masterpiece #eg ,,no ,,trouble ,,at ,,home1 ,i ,,hope8 #eh ,,on ,,parade ,,without ,,your ,,spurs #eh ,,his ,,native ,,soil #ei ,d',,you ,,remember ,,halting ,,here8 #fj ,,jock ,,the ,,sheep-,,dog #fa ,,the ,,right ,,spirit #fb ,,the ,,house ,,that ,,jack ,,wants ,,built #fc ,,golfing ,,note #fd ,,our ,,treacherous ,,climate #fe ,a ,,british ,,warm #ff ,,safari-,,smith',s ,,trophies #fg ,,golfing ,,note #fh ,,the ,,golfer ,,and ,,the ,,naturalist #fi ,,the ,,young ,,firebrands' ,,art ,,club #gj ,a ,,biography #ga ,,pathos #gb ,,the ,,wedding ,,detective #gc ,,what ,,time ,,will ,,it ,,be8 #gd ,,to ,,promote ,a ,,graceful ,,figure #ge ,,duration ,,of ,,the ,,peace #gf ,,the ,,lure ,,of ,,the ,,land #gg ,,someone',s ,,forgotten ,,to ,,pack #gh ,,tall ,,hats ,,on ,,the ,,cricket-,,field #gi ,,bed1 ,,sir8 #hj ,i',,ve ,,read ,,it #ha ,,how ,,small ,,the ,,world ,,is6 #hb ,,the ,,dog ,,fight #hc ,,two ,,teas1 ,,please #hd ,,some ,,new ,,revue ,,features #he ',e ,,called ,,me ,a ',,un #hf ,,the ,,journey #hg ,,the ,,right ,,entrance #hh ,,the ,,brotherhood ,,of ,,music #hi ,,not ,,the ,,thaw #ij ,,the ,,price ,,of ,,efficiency #ia ,,will ,i ,,take ,,my ,,hat ,,off8 #ib ,,the ,,spread ,,of ,,education #ic ,,midges #id ,,saltsea #ie ,,golfing ,,note #if ,,quite ,,cricket #ig ,,brown',s ,,story #ih ,,consolation #ii ,,which ,,mr4 ,,jones ,,are ,,you8 #ajj ,a ,,use ,,for ,,modern ,,art #aja ,,golfing ,,note #ajb ,,the ,,man ,,who ,,could ,,do ,,it ,,himself #ajc ,,would ,,you ,,not ,,prefer ,,to ,,have ,,them ,,sent8 #ajd ,,the ,,bargain #aje ,,the ,,practitioner',s ,,oversight #ajf ,,check #ajg ,for permission to reproduce the great majority of the ,drawings included in this ,volume1 the ,artist is indebted to the courtesy of the ,proprietors of ,punch4 ,he has also to acknowledge similar kindnesses from the ,editors of ,london ,opinion1 ,the ,sketch1 ,the ,tatler1 ,the ,bystander1 and ,the ,evening ,news4 ,illustration3 ,,mamma6 ,,yes1 ,,my ,,child4 ,,wilfred ,,has ,,crashed ,,in ,a ,,shell-,,hole4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,song ,,of ,,the ,,shirt ,illustration3 ,host 7a ,mighty ,hunter1 breaking off in the middle of his longest story73 ,,but ,i ,,seem ,,to ,,be ,,boring ,,you8 ,guest3 ,,oh1 ,,no4 ,,fact ,,is--,,all ,,these ,,animals ,,yawning--,,so ,,beastly ,,infectious4 ,illustration3 ,,my ,,dear ,,fellow-- ,,you ,,must ,,let ,,me-- ,,pay ,,for ,,this ,,taxi-- ,i ,,really ,,must ,,insist-- ,,you',,ve ,,paid ,,for-- ,,everything1 ,,so ,,far-- ,,and ,i ,,engaged-- ,,the ,,fellow-- ,,why1 ,,you',,ve ,,paid ,,him ,,already6-- ,,well1 ,,look ,,here1 ,,you',,ll ,,really ,,have ,,to-- ,,tell ,,me ,,some ,,time-- ,,what ,i ,,owe ,,you4 ,,the ,,fumbler ,illustration3 ,,waiter1 ,,bring ,,me ,a ,,whisky-,,and-,,soda1 ,,please4 ,i',m ,,not ,a ,,waiter1 ,,confound ,,you6 ,,oh1 ,,right-,o--,,then ,,don',t ,,trouble4 ,illustration3 ,how curious it is that jokes which-- irritate us in a book-- aggravate us in a magazine-- exasperate us in a newspaper-- goad us to fury in a revue-- ,should go down so well in an after-dinner speech6 ,illustration3 ,prospective ,purchaser3 ,,and ,,why ,,do ,,your ,,advertisements ,,say ,,that ,,yours ,,is ,,essentially ,,the ,,car ,,for ,,the ,,owner-,,driver8 ,salesman 7under notice to leave73 ,,because ,,no ,,self-,,respecting ,,chauffeur ,,will ,,condescend ,,to ,,be ,,seen ,,in ,,one4 ,illustration3 ,,tact ,,excuse ,,me1 ,,driver1 ,,but ,,could ,,you ,,tell ,,me ,,where ,i',d ,,be ,,most ,,likely ,,to ,,find ,a ,,taxi8 ,illustration3 444 ,,or ,,to ,,take ,,arms ,,against ,a ,,sea ,,of ,,troubles 444 ,hamlet1 ,,act ,,iii1 ,sc4 #a4 ,illustration3 ,,hullo6---- ,,my ,,dear---- ,,old ,,boy---- ,,how ,,are ,,you8 ,,by ,,jove1 ,,that',s ,a ,,funny ,,thing---- ,,could ,,have ,,sworn ,,you ,,were---- ,,someone ,i ,,knew---- ,,but ,,now ,i ,,come ,,to ,,look ,,at ,,you---- ,,you',,re ,,no ,,more---- ,,like---- ,,him---- ,,than ,i ,,am4 ,,the ,,hearty ,,fellow ,illustration3 ,,danse ,,des ,,vents ,illustration3 ,,the ,,first ,,joke ,illustration ,illustration3 ,,what ,,individual ,,effort ,,will ,,not ,,bring ,,about---- ,,how',s ,,that8 ,,combined ,,action ,,will ,,sometimes ,,effect4 ,,how',s ,,that8 ,illustration3 ,,portrait ,,of ,a ,,gentleman ,,in ,,process ,,of ,,deciding ,,that ,,the ,,hire ,,of ,a ,,car ,,to ,,take ,,him ,,to ,,his ,,fancy-,,dress ,,revel ,,would ,,have ,,been ,,well ,,worth ,,the ,,expense4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,advent ,,of ,,the ,,champion ,it is extraordinary how apathetic and undemonstrative we are as a nation4 ,take1 for instance1 the case of ,wally ,tuff 7champion of the world at his own weight1 mark you71 who came over here the other day for a quiet holiday4 ,,although-- ,,no ,,one-- ,,had ,,any ,,excuse-- ,,for ,,not ,,knowing ,,knowing-- ,,that ,,he ,,was ,,coming-- ,,would ,,you ,,believe ,,it ,,that ,,out ,,of ,a ,,population ,,of ,,forty-,,two ,,millions-- ,,not ,,more ,,than ,,two ,,per ,,cent4 ,,turned ,,out ,,to ,,see ,,him ,,arrive8 ,illustration3 ,,dear1 ,,dear1 ,,dear6 ,,what ,a ,,curious ,,accident6 ,i ,,thought ,,that ,,only ,,happened ,,in ,,the ,,comic ,,papers4 ,illustration3 ,,oh1 ,,mr4 ,,jones1 ,,would ,,you ,,write ,,some ,,funny ,,little ,,thing ,,in ,,my ,,album8-- --,,and ,,in ,,mine8-- --,,and ,,in ,,mine8-- --,,and ,,in ,,mine8-- --,,and ,,in ,,mine8-- --,,and ,,in ,,mine8-- --,,and ,,in ,,ours8-- --,,here',s ,,some ,,ink--,,and ,a ,,pen-- --,,and ,a ,,chair-- --,,and ,a ,,table-- --,,and ,,now ,,we',,ll ,,all ,,gather ,,round1 ,,chicks ,,and ,,be ,,ready ,,for ,a ,,real ,,good ,,laugh6 ,,the ,,professional ,,humourist ,,pays ,a ,,visit ,illustration3 ,voice from the gods3 ,,it',s ,,all ,,right1 ,,miss4 ,,don',t ,,you ,,take ,,on ,,so4 ,,they',,re ,,only ,,doing ,,it ,,for ,,the ,,pictures4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,tragedy ,,of ,a ,,trouser ,illustration ,illustration3 ,i ,,always ,,think ,,the ,,telegram ,,custom-- ,,adds ,,such ,a ,,tone-- ,,to ,,cricket4 ,i ,,wish-- ,,it ,,could-- ,,be-- ,,introduced-- ,,into-- ,,rugger4 ,illustration3 ,the ,lost ,ticket-- ,illustration3 ,,the ,,charm ,,of ,,village ,,cricket ,,the ,,charm ,,of ,,village ,,cricket ,,lies ,,to ,a ,,great ,,extent ,,in ,,the ,,stress ,,it ,,places ,,on ,,the ,,individual ,,factor4 ,,for ,,instance1 ,,one ,,knows ,,that1 ,,other ,,things ,,being ,,equal1 ,,if ,,one ,,hits ,,the ,,ball ,,directly ,,towards ,a-- ,,fielder ,,in ,a ,,cloth ,,cap ,,one ,,can ,,run ,a ,,single-- ,,and ,,if ,,he',s ,,wearing ,,braces ,,one ,,can ,,run ,,two-- ,,but ,,if ,,he',s ,,got ,,on ,,one ,,of ,,those ,,fancy ,,sweaters ,,one ,,stays ,,where ,,one ,,is4 ,,similarly1 ,a ,,belt ,,with ,a ,,snake ,,in ,,it ,,means ,a ,,single-- ,,so ,,does ,a ,,club ,,tie-- ,,whereas ,a ,,gent',s ,,fancy ,,bow ,,means ,,two4 ,,one ,,takes ,,no ,,risks1 ,,of ,,course1 ,,with ,a ,,handkerchief ,,round ,,the ,,neck-- ,,but ,,one ,,gets ,,in ,,two ,,for ,,trousers ,,tucked ,,into ,,socks-- ,,stretching ,,it ,,to ,,three ,,for ,a ,,straw ,,hat-- ,,and ,,four ,,for ,a ,,black ,,waistcoat-- ,,while ,,for ,,cuffs ,,buttoned ,,at ,,the ,,wrist-- ,,or ,a ,,dickey ,,one ,,just ,,buns ,,it ,,out4 ,,with ,,small ,,boys ,,in ,,shorts ,,one ,,naturally ,,takes ,,no ,,chances ,,whatever-- ,,as ,,everyone ,,knows ,,they ,,are ,,apt ,,to ,,become ,,so ,,confoundedly ,,enthusiastic4 ,illustration3 ,,unrest ,,through ,,the ,,ages4 ,,the ,,amalgamated ,,society ,,of ,,bakers ,,in ,,good ,,king ,,alfred',s ,,reign ,,protests ,,against ,,the ,,employment ,,of ,a ,,non-,,union ,,man4 ,,the ,,mariner',s ,,union ,,threatens ,,direct ,,action ,,if ,,king ,,canute ,,tampers ,,with ,,the ,,tides4 ,illustration3 ,,unrest ,,through ,,the ,,ages ,,the ,,household ,,staff ,,of ,,the ,,borgias ,,demands ,,to ,,be ,,put ,,upon ,,board ,,wages4 ,,james ,,watt ,,is ,,unable ,,to ,,carry ,,out ,,his ,,experiments ,,through ,a ,,strike ,,of ,,the ,,employees ,,of ,,the ,,local ,,water ,,company4 ,illustration3 ,,can ,,you ,,tell ,,me ,,if ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,right ,,road ,,for ,,london1 ,,please8 ,,why1 ,,bless ,,my ,,soul1 ,,ain',t ,,none ,,of ,,you ,,ever ,,been ,,there ,,before8 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,enthusiast4 ,,going ,,for ,a ,,walk ,,over ,,the ,,hills8 ,i',,ll ,,come ,,with ,,you ,,to ,,cheer ,,you ,,up4 ,,tell ,,me ,,if ,i ,,go ,,too ,,fast ,,for ,,you4 ,i ,,can ,,keep ,,this ,,pace ,,up ,,all ,,day4 ,i ,,don',t ,,mind ,,how ,,far ,,it ,,is--,i ,,never ,,get ,,tired ,,walking4 ,,nice ,,warm ,,weather1 ,,isn',t ,,it8 ,i ,,say1 ,,it ,,is ,,hot6 ,,oh1 ,,no1 ,,thanks4 ,i',m ,,all ,,right--,,only ,,just ,,feeling ,,my ,,groggy ,,leg ,,rather-- ,,and ,,my ,,stiff ,,back4 ,,never ,,been ,,quite ,,right ,,since ,i ,,had ,,influenza ,,so ,,badly ,,three ,,years ,,ago-- ,,that',s ,,why ,,the ,,doctor ,,said ,i ,,must ,,never ,,walk ,,much4 ,,it',s ,,really ,,my ,,own ,,fault-- ,i ,,shouldn',t ,,have ,,let ,,you-- ,,persuade ,,me4 ,illustration3 ,,have ,,you ,,any--,,er--,,hats8 ,illustration3 ,what counts nowadays1 my boy1 is system-- ,when ,i want a certain piece of information1 for instance-- ,i just look up my index1 reach down-- a file-- or two-- and-- before you can-- say-- knife-- it's-- in front of you6 ,,system6 ,illustration3 ,,please1 ,,mr4 ,,grafto1 ,,the ,,gentleman ,,on ,,the ,,next ,,floor ,,presents ,,his ,,compliments ,,and ,,says1 ,,seeing ,,as ,,how ,,you ,,can ,,foretell ,,the ,,future1 ,,would ,,you ,,be ,,so ,,good ,,as ,,to ,,let ,,him ,,know ,,how ,,long ,,it ,,will ,,be ,,before ,,your ,,bath ,,stops ,,overflowing ,,through ,,his ,,ceiling8 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,man ,,who ,,sneezed ,illustration3 ,,scotland ,,for ,,ever4 ,illustration3 ,,gadgets ,illustration3 ,,nature',s ,,tactless ,,mimicry4 ,,curious ,,attitude ,,assumed ,,by ,,trees ,,in ,a ,,district ,,occupied ,,by ,,the ,,germans4 ,illustration3 ,,here1 ,,stick ,,your ,,head ,,down1 ,,charlie4 ,,what--,,is ,,there ,,an ,,order ,,come ,,round ,,about ,,it8 ,illustration3 ,,you ,,can ,,clear ,,away ,,those ,,notice-,,boards ,,now1 ,,sergeant4 ,,the ,,visitors ,,have ,,gone4 ,,the ,,visit ,,to ,,the ,,front4 ,illustration3 ,,unpleasant ,,nightmare ,,of ,,hans1 ,,the ,,ex-,,cinema ,,attendant1 ,,after ,,learning ,,of ,,the ,,american ,,declaration ,,of ,,war4 ,illustration3 ,,we',,ll ,,no ,,gang ,,in ,,there1 ,,jock4 ,,for ,,why1 ,,donal'8 ,,man1 ,,it',s ,,got ,,an ,,awfu' ,,gerrman-,,like ,,name1 ,,yon4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,bashful ,v4,c4',s ,,welcome ,,home ,illustration3 ,new ,hand3 ,,flies ,,seem ,,pretty ,,awful ,,out ,,here1 ,,corporal4 ,hardened ,campaigner3 ,,wot ,,flies8 ,illustration3 ,both together3 ,,now1 ,,my ,,man1 ,,why ,,don',t ,,you ,,salute ,,when ,,you ,,pass ,,an ,,officer8 ,illustration3 ,a ,,soldier ,,when ,,riding ,a ,,bicycle ,,will ,,turn ,,his ,,head ,,smartly ,,towards ,,an ,,officer ,,in ,,passing ,,him ,,and ,,will ,,not ,,move ,,his ,,hands ,,from ,,the ,,handle-,,bar4 ,,ceremonial ,,reference--,,infantry ,,training1 #aiad1 ,,sect4 #ah1 viii4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,bribe4 ,,who ,,goes ,,there8 ,k-,,kamerad--,,mit ,,souvenirs4 ,illustration3 ,,hear ,,the ,,latest ,,rumour ,,up ,,from ,,the ,,back1 ,,george8 ,,war',s ,,going ,,to ,,be ,,over ,,next ,,week4 ,,ho4 ,,well1 ,i ,,hope ,,it ,,don',t ,,upset ,,my ,,going ,,on ,,leave ,,next ,,tuesday4 ,illustration3 #aiae4 ,,the ,,purchase ,,of ,,the ,,souvenir4 #aibj4 ,,that',s ,a ,,souvenir ,,of ,,my ,,job ,,at ,,havre-- #aibe4 --,,of ,,my ,,service ,,in ,,france-- #aicj4 --,,of ,,my ,,active ,,service-- #aice4 --,,of ,,my ,,fighting ,,days #aidj4 ,,got ,,that ,,in ,,the ,,big ,,push-- #aide4 --,,fierce ,,fighting ,,it ,,was-- #aiej4 --,,desperate ,,fighting1 #aiee4 --,,hacked ,,my ,,way ,,through-- #aifj4 --,,right ,,up ,,to ,,their ,,general-- #aife4 --,,cut ,,his ,,head ,,off-- #aigj4 --,,that ,,was ,,on ,,it6 ,,the ,,making ,,of ,,history ,illustration3 ,,well1 ,i',m ,,blowed ,,if ,i ,,see-- --,,what ,,good-- --,i ,,can ,,be-- --,,turning ,,out-- --,,to ,,fight-- --,,them-- --,,blooming-- --,,germans-- --,,with ,,all ,,their-- --,,guns-- --,,and ,,their ,,millions ,o' ,,men-- --,,and ,,so ,,forth-- --,,and ,,so ,,on4 ,,been ,,preparing ,,for ,,this1 ,,they ,,have1-- #aiad-aiah--;,i4 ,illustration3 --,,for ,,the ,,last ,,forty ,,years-- --,,and ,,not ,,so ,,particular1 ,,either1 ,,mind ,,you1-- --,a ,,dirty ,,lot1-- --,,with ,,their ,,zepps-- --,,and ,,submarines4 ,,it',s ,,not ,,as ,,if-- --,,we ,,were ,a ,,military ,,nation-- --,,or ,,took ,,kindly ,,to ,,it ,,at ,,all4 ,,in ,,fact-- --,i ,,don',t ,,wonder-- --,,it',s ,,taken ,,us-- --,,over-- --,,four ,,years-- --,,to ,,finish ,,the ,,job4 #aiad-aiah--;,,ii4 ,illustration3 ,boche 7suddenly appearing over the top73 ,,kamerad6 ,,kamerad6 ,briton3 ,,lor'1 ,,my ,,son1 ,,you ,,did ,,give ,,me ,a ,,turn4 ,i ,,thought ,,you ,,was ,,an ,,enemy4 ,illustration3 ,i ,,want ,,you ,,to ,,make ,,me ,a ,,tunic-- ,,rank8 ,,brigadier-- ,,yes1 ,,one ,,or ,,two ,,ribbons ,,to ,,go ,,on ,,it-- ,,military ,,cross-- ,d4,s4,o4-- ,,and ,a ,v4,c4 ,,of ,,course-- ,,legion ,,of ,,honour1 ,c4,m4,g4 ,,and ,,so ,,forth-- ,,ten ,,wound ,,stripes-- ,,and ,,make ,,as ,,smart ,a ,,job ,,of ,,it ,,as ,,you ,,can1 ,,won',t ,,you8 ,,because-- ,i ,,want ,,it ,,for ,,private ,,theatricals4 ,,the ,,hero ,illustration3 ,,and ,,look ,,here1 ,,fritz-- --,,whatever ,,happens-- --,,see ,,you ,,keep-- ,,them ,,hands ,,of ,,yours-- --,,well ,,above-- ,,your ,,blinkin' ,,head4 ,illustration3 ,,before4 ,,after4 ,,camouflage ,illustration3 ,,here1 ,,listen ,,to ,,this4 ,,it ,,says ,,the ,,gov',,ment ,,have ,,bought ,,up ,,all ,,the ,,strawberries ,,to ,,make ,,jam ,,for ,,the ,,troops4 ,,go ,,on1 ,,george6 ,,how ,,can ,,they ,,make ,,plum-,,and-,,apple ,,out ,o' ,,strawberries8 ,illustration3 ,tommy 7,mopping-up captured trench73 ,,is ,,there ,,anyone ,,down ,,there8 ,voice from dug-out3 ,,ja6 ,,ja6 ,,kamerad6 ,tommy3 ,,then ,,come ,,out ,,here ,,and ,,fraternise4 ,illustration3 ,,it ,,was ,,unfortunate ,,that ,,brown ,,had ,,not ,,finished ,,his ,,masterpiece1 ,,the ,,surrender ,,of ,,the ,,garrison1 ,,by ,,the ,,time ,,the ,,war ,,came ,,to ,,an ,,end4 ,,however1 ,,it ,,needed ,,very ,,little ,,alteration ,,to ,,make ,,it ,,saleable4 ,illustration3 ,sociable ,escort 7to ,boche prisoner1 after several ineffectual attempts to start a conversation73 ,,ahem6--,,er--,,no ,,trouble ,,at ,,home1 ,i ,,hope8 ,illustration3 ,the ,wit3 ,,ah1 ,,now ,,you',,re ,,for ,,it1 ,,albert4 ,tractor-,driver3 ,,wot',s ,,the ,,matter8 ,the ,wit3 ,,why1 ,,you',,ve ,,been ,,and ,,gone ,,and ,,come ,,on ,,parade ,,without ,,your ,,spurs4 ,illustration3 #aiad4--,,mr4 ,,william ,,smith ,,answers ,,the ,,call ,,to ,,preserve ,,his ,,native ,,soil ,,inviolate4 #aiai4--,,mr4 ,,william ,,smith ,,comes ,,back ,,again1 ,,to ,,see ,,how ,,well ,,he ,,has ,,done ,,it4 ,illustration3 ,first ,contemptible3 ,d',,you ,,remember ,,halting ,,here ,,on ,,the ,,retreat1 ,,george8 ,second ditto3 ,can't call it to mind1 somehow4 ,was it that little village in the wood down by the river1 or was it that place with the ,cathedral and all them factories8 ,illustration3 ,,jock ,,the ,,sheep-,,dog ,,jock ,,the ,,sheep-,,dog-- ,,was ,a ,,battalion ,,mascot ,,during ,,the ,,war4 ,,now ,,he-- ,,is ,,back-- ,,with ,,the ,,sheep ,,again4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,right ,,spirit4 ,corporal in charge 7on arrival at bridge73 ,,de--,,tachment1 ,,break--,,step6 ,when crossing a military bridge ,infantry will break step4--,extract from ,regulations4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,house ,,that ,,jack ,,wants ,,built4 ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,house ,,that ,,jack ,,wants ,,built4 ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,landowner ,,who 7,,if ,,the ,,talk ,,of ,a ,,railway ,,being ,,made ,,over ,,this ,,bit ,,of ,,land ,,doesn',t ,,come ,,to ,,anything1 ,,and ,,the ,,corporation ,,cannot1 ,,after ,,all1 ,,be ,,induced ,,to ,,buy ,,it ,,as ,a ,,recreation-,,ground1 ,,and ,,no ,,one ,,makes ,a ,,better ,,offer7 ,,is ,,willing ,,to ,,sell ,,the ,,ground ,,to ,,carry ,,the ,,house ,,that ,,jack ,,wants ,,built4 ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,architect ,,and ,,surveyor ,,who 7,,as ,,soon ,,as ,,he ,,has ,,finished ,,his ,,designs ,,for ,,the ,,new ,,town ,,hall1 ,,the ,,proposed ,,county ,,hospital1 ,,the ,,cathedral ,,extension1 ,,the ,,borough ,,power ,,station ,,and ,,the ,,drinking-,,fountain1 ,,and ,,provided ,,that ,,no ,,more ,,important ,,commission ,,turns ,,up7 ,,is ,,going ,,to ,,design ,,the ,,house ,,to ,,go ,,on ,,the ,,ground ,,of ,,the ,,landowner ,,who4444 ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,local ,,authority ,,who 7,,if ,,he ,,can ,,obtain ,,details ,,of ,,the ,,several ,,requirements ,,of ,,the ,,county ,,council1 ,,parish ,,council1 ,,central ,,housing ,,authority1 ,,ministry ,,of ,,health1 ,,board ,,of ,,agriculture1 ,,ministry ,,of ,,transport1 ,,congested ,,districts ,,board1 ,,and ,,any ,,other ,,departments ,,interested1 ,,either ,,now ,,in ,,existence ,,or ,,contemplated ,,for ,,the ,,future7 ,,is ,,going ,,to ,,inspect1 ,,revise1 ,,amend1 ,,and ,,positively ,,finally ,,approve ,,the ,,designs ,,of ,,the ,,architect ,,and ,,surveyor ,,who4444 ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,building ,,contractor ,,who 7,,provided ,,that ,,pressure ,,of ,,work ,,allows ,,him1 ,,and ,,that ,,he ,,can ,,get ,,the ,,materials1 ,,which ,,is ,,doubtful1 ,,and ,,the ,,men1 ,,which ,,is ,,hardly ,,probable1 ,,and ,,the ,,price1 ,,which ,,is ,,practically ,,out ,,of ,,the ,,question7 ,,is ,,going ,,to ,,carry ,,out ,,the ,,designs1 ,,as ,,finally ,,approved ,,by the local authority who4444 ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,railway ,,official ,,who 7,,on ,,the ,,supposition ,,that ,,the ,,congestion ,,on ,,the ,,line ,,will ,,possibly ,,be ,,easier ,,later1 ,,and ,,that ,,the ,,supply ,,of ,,goods ,,wagons ,,is ,,very ,,considerably ,,augmented1 ,,and ,,that ,,new ,,loops ,,and ,,sidings ,,not ,,yet ,,suggested ,,will ,,be ,,constructed ,,to ,,relieve ,,the ,,pressure1 ,,and ,,that ,a ,,reorganisation ,,of ,,the ,,railway ,,staff ,,does ,,not ,,move ,,him ,,elsewhere1 ,,as ,,will ,,almost ,,certainly ,,happen7 ,,has ,,promised ,,to ,,do ,,his ,,best ,,to ,,expedite ,,the ,,transport ,,of ,,the ,,necessary ,,materials ,,to ,,the ,,building ,,contractor ,,who4444 ,,this ,,is ,,the ,,merchant ,,who 7,,if ,,prices ,,are ,,left ,,entirely ,,to ,,his ,,discretion ,,and ,,time ,,is ,,of ,,no ,,importance1 ,,and ,,if ,,he ,,finds ,,that1 ,,after ,,all1 ,,it ,,is ,,to ,,his ,,advantage ,,to ,,sell ,,in ,,this ,,country ,,rather ,,than ,,to ,,export1 ,,and ,,if ,,he ,,doesn',t ,,retire ,,in ,,the ,,meantime1 ,,as ,,he ,,is ,,thinking ,,of ,,doing7 ,,has ,,consented ,,to ,,try ,,to ,,send ,,materials ,,through ,,the ,,medium ,,of ,,the ,,railway ,,official ,,who4444 ,,these ,,are ,,the ,,representatives ,,of ,,the ,,building ,,trades ,,who 7,,if ,,all ,,matters ,,in ,,dispute ,,are ,,satisfactorily ,,settled ,,by ,,that ,,time1 ,,and ,,provided ,,that ,,they ,,can ,,all ,,get ,,their ,,own ,,houses ,,sited1 ,,designed1 ,,passed1 ,,contracted ,,for1 ,,supplied ,,and ,,built ,,first7 ,,are ,,going ,,to ,,erect ,,the ,,materials ,,provided ,,by ,,the ,,merchant ,,who4444 ,,and ,,this8 ,,this1 ,,incidentally1 ,,is ,,jack4 ,illustration ,illustration3 ,,our ,,treacherous ,,climate ,illustration3 ,,well1 ,,anyhow1 ,,no ,,one ,,could ,,tell ,,that ,,this ,,was ,,once ,a ,,british ,,warm4 ,illustration3 ,i ,,used ,,to ,,think ,,that ,,old ,,safari-,,smith',s ,,trophies ,,made ,,an ,,awfully ,,jolly ,,decoration ,,to ,,his ,,dining-,,room-- ,,but ,,now ,,that ,,he',s ,,moved ,,to ,a ,,flat ,,in ,,london ,i',m ,,really ,,not ,,quite ,,so ,,sure ,,of ,,it4 ,illustration ,illustration3 ,,robinson ,,used ,,to ,,find ,,that ,,the ,,audience ,,at ,,big ,,matches-- ,,put ,,him ,,right ,,off ,,his ,,game4 ,,but ,,after ,,greenchat1 ,,the ,,naturalist1-- ,,had-- ,,played-- ,a ,,few-- ,,rounds-- ,,with ,,him-- ,,nothing ,,could-- ,,ruffle ,,him4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,young ,,firebrands' ,,art ,,club ,,holds ,,its ,,fiftieth ,,annual ,,dinner4 ,illustration3 #a ,a ,house ,party in the ,midlands4 7,from left to right73 ,mr4 ,john ,smith1 ,mr4 ,t4 ,jones1 ,miss ,peggy ,smith1 ----1 ,capt4 ,robinson4 ,seated ,col4 ,tompkin1 ,v4,d41 ,mrs4 ,smith4 #b ,snapped in the ,park4 ,lady ,lily ,lavender walking with a friend4 #c ,an ,echo of the ,twelfth4 ,members of ,lord ,tweedledum's party at luncheon4 ,from left to right3 ,capt4 ,cork1 ,r4,n41 the ,horrible1 ,rose ,tweedle1 ,mr4 ,j4 ,penn1 ,lord ,tweedledum ,major ,mitten4 #d ,authors at ,play4 ,sir ,ernest ,wrightwell ,mr4 ,jay ,penn at ,north ,hoywick4 #e ,a ,rising ,writer4 ,mr4 ,jay ,penn1 whose latest novel1 ,tripe1 is attracting so much attention4 #f ,a distinguished ,author4 ,mr4 ,jay ,penn at work4 #g ,mr4 ,jay ,penn4 ,a recent portrait4 #h ,mr4 ,jay ,penn1 the brilliant novelist1 whose stirring serial of love and hate1 entitled ,apes of ,lebanon commences in these columns on ,monday4 #i ,snapped in the ,park4 ,mr4 ,jay ,penn walking with a friend4 #aj ,enjoying the sunshine on the ,riviera3 ,mr4 ,jay ,penn ,lord ,zero4 #aa ,at the ,eton ,harrow ,match4 ,sir ,salmo ,ferox ,mr4 ,jay ,penn4 #ab ,mr4 ,jay ,penn1 whose novel ,tripe created such a sensation a few seasons ago4 #ac ,general ,omnibus chatting with ,mr4 ,penn1 the author4 #ad ,a ,group at the ,mudshire ,hunt ,ball3 ,capt4 ,roarer1 ,miss ,bullfinch1 ,miss ,thurston ,mr4 ,james ,penn4 #ae ,the ,hopkins-,jopson wedding3 one of the guests arriving4 ,a ,,biography ,illustration3 ,,pathos ,i ,,want ,,to ,,choose ,a ,,christmas ,,present--,,one ,,suitable ,,for ,a ,,short1 ,,dark1 ,,middle-,,aged ,,bachelor ,,with ,,retiring ,,disposition ,,and ,,no ,,near ,,relatives--,,to ,,give ,,to ,,himself4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,presence ,,of ,a ,,detective ,,among ,,the ,,wedding ,,presents-- ,,always ,,unsettles ,,me4 ,i ,,feel ,,sure ,,that-- ,,sooner ,,or ,,later-- ,i ,,shall ,,be ,,hypnotised-- ,,into ,,doing-- ,,something-- ,,which ,,will ,,get ,,me-- ,,into ,,trouble4 ,,the ,,wedding ,,detective3 ,a ,,study ,,in ,,suggestion ,illustration3 ,wee ,donald ,angus3 ,,please1 ,,sirr1 ,,what ,,time ,,will ,,it ,,be8 ,literal ,gentleman3 ,,when8 ,illustration3 ,the ,pupil should now seat himself upon the floor-- with the feet under some heavy piece of furniture-- with body erect-- and arms extended above the head-- he allows himself-- to-- bend-- slowly-- backwards-- until-- a recumbent position-- is reached4 ,,exercise #c4--,,to ,,promote ,a ,,graceful ,,figure4 ,illustration3 ,,hullo1 ,,george--,,not ,,demobbed ,,yet8 ,,no--,,signed ,,on ,,again4 ,,how ,,long ,,for8 ,,just ,,for ,,duration ,,of ,,the ,,peace4 ,illustration3 ,,once ,,upon ,a ,,time ,,there ,,was ,a ,,man ,,who ,,bought ,a ,,farm-- --,,because ,,an ,,open-,,air ,,life ,,appealed ,,to ,,him-- --,,and ,,because ,,it ,,made ,,one ,,one',s ,,own ,,master-- --,,because1 ,,moreover1 ,,he ,,was ,,fond ,,of ,,animals-- --,,and ,,also ,,because ,,any ,,amount ,,of ,,expert ,,opinion ,,was ,,always ,,available ,,in ,,cases ,,of ,,doubt-- --,,because1 ,,again1 ,,the ,,element ,,of ,,uncertainty ,,gave ,,such ,a ,,charm ,,to ,,it-- --,,and1 ,,further1 ,,because ,,certain ,,sections ,,were ,,bound ,,to ,,be ,,profitable-- --,,in ,,addition ,,because ,,up-,,to-,,date ,,appliances ,,made ,,everything ,,so ,,easy-- --,,because1 ,,in ,,particular1 ,,it ,,took ,,one ,,back ,,to ,,nature1 ,,and ,,helped ,,one ,,to ,,an ,,understanding ,,of ,,natural ,,laws-- --,,and1 ,,lastly1 ,,because1 ,,after ,,all1 ,,one ,,could ,,always ,,get ,,rid ,,of ,,the ,,beastly ,,thing4 ,,the ,,lure ,,of ,,the ,,land ,illustration3 ,husband 7on visit to ,country ,house73 ,i ,,say1 ,,someone',s ,,forgotten ,,to ,,pack ,,my ,,evening ,,clothes4 ,wife3 ,,well1 ,,it ,,wasn',t ,,me1 ,,dear4 ,,if ,,anyone ,,didn',t1 ,,you ,,must ,,have ,,yourself4 ,illustration3 ,,of ,,course ,,we ,,know ,,all ,,about-- ,,the ,,tall ,,hats-- ,,that ,,our ,,forefathers-- ,,used ,,to ,,wear-- ,,on ,,the ,,cricket-,,field-- ,,but ,,what ,,no ,,one-- ,,seems ,,to ,,have ,,recorded-- ,,is ,,what-- ,,the ,,umpire-- ,,thought ,,about ,,it ,,all4 ,,tall ,,hats ,,on ,,the ,,cricket-,,field4 ,illustration3 ,,bed1 ,,sir8 ,,here ,,is ,a ,,genuine ,,jacobean1 ,,for ,,which ,,we ,,are ,,asking ,,only ,,two ,,hundred ,,and ,,fifty ,,guineas4 ,,well1 ,,to ,,tell ,,you ,,the ,,truth ,i ,,wasn',t ,,wanting ,,to ,,buy ,,one4 ,,but ,i ,,can',t ,,get ,a ,,bed ,,anywhere ,,in ,,london1 ,,and ,i ,,was ,,just ,,wondering ,,if ,,you ,,could ,,let ,,me ,,sleep ,,in ,,it ,,to-,,night4 ,illustration3 ,,rattling ,,good ,,book ,,this1 ,,courtship ,,and ,,crime4 ,,yes1 ,i',,ve ,,read ,,it4 ,,splendidly ,,written4 ,,yes1 ,i',,ve ,,read ,,it4 ,,by ,,jove1 ,,it',s ,,exciting6 ,i',,ve ,,read ,,it4 ,,there',s ,,one ,,thrilling ,,bit ,,where-- ,,yes1 ,i',,ve-- --,,the ,,hero-- --,,read ,,it4 --,,but ,i ,,must ,,read ,,it ,,to ,,you4 ,i',,ve ,,read ,,it4 ,i ,,know ,,you',,ll-- ,i',,ve ,,read ,,it4 --,,enjoy ,,it4 ,i',,ve ,,read ,,it4 ,illustration3 ,,hullo1 ,,brown6 ,,fancy ,,running ,,up ,,against ,,you4 ,,how ,,small ,,the ,,world ,,is1 ,,to ,,be ,,sure6 ,y-,,yes4 ,,terribly ,,small1 ,,isn',t ,,it8 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,dog ,,fight ,illustration3 ,,could ,,we ,,have ,,two ,,teas1 ,,please8 ,,why1 ,,didn',t ,i ,,bring ,,you ,,two ,,just ,,now8 ,,oh1 ,,yes4 ,,but ,,we',,ve ,,let ,a ,,gentleman ,,in ,,the ,,stalls ,,have ,,those4 ,illustration3 ,,we ,,are ,,credibly ,,informed ,,that ,,several ,,entirely ,,new ,,and ,,original ,,features ,,will ,,appear ,,in ,,revues ,,produced ,,this ,,season4 ,,there ,,will ,,be1 ,,for ,,instance3-- ,a ,,scene ,,in ,,paris2 ,a ,,scene ,,in ,,honolulu2 ,a ,,scene ,,in ,,the ,,old ,,village2 ,a ,,scene ,,in ,,the ,,states 7,,humorous72 ,a ,,novel ,,thirty-,,minute ,,sketch2 ,a #ejj1jjj ,,spectacle2 ,a ,,rather ,,daring ,,scene ,,in ,,an ,,artist',s ,,studio1 ,,complete ,,with ,,model1 ,,and ,a ,,scene ,,at ,a ,,fancy-,,dress ,,ball1 ,,complete ,,with ,,speciality ,,dance2 ,,not ,,to ,,mention ,,some ,,extremely ,,original ,,cross-,,talk2 ,a ,,delightfully ,,dainty ,,old-,,world ,,interlude2 ,a ,,few ,,subtle ,,political ,,allusions1 ,,and ,a ,,grand ,,pageant ,,of ,,british ,,sports4 ,illustration3 ,the ,pugnacious ,gentleman3 ,,but ',e ,,bin ,,an' ,,called ,,me ,a ',,un4' ,the ,peacemaker3 ,,well1 ,,he ,,may ,,have ,,meant ,,it ,,quite ,,kindly-,,like1 ,,bill4 ,,it ,,ain',t ,,as ,,if ,,we ,,was ,,still ,,at ,,war ,,with ,,the ,,dirty ',,ounds4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,journey3 ,a ,,dialogue ,,in ,,english4 ,the ,start4 #a hour4 #b hours4 #c hours4 #d hours4 #e hours4 #f hours4 #g hours4 #h hours4 #h hours #ei minutes4 ,excuse me but isn't your name ,smith8 ,surely we met at the ,robinsons' yesterday8 #h hours #ei minutes4 ,of course--you're ,jones aren't you8 ,i was sure ,i recognised you when ,i got in4 #i hours4 ,arrival at destination4 ,illustration3 ,i ,,trust ,,you',,ll ,,excuse ,,me ,,mentioning ,,it1 ,,my ,,good ,,fellow1 ,,but ,,that ,,is ,,the ,,right ,,entrance--,,on ,,the ,,opposite ,,side ,,of ,,the ,,road4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,brotherhood ,,of ,,music ,illustration3 ,professor's ,wife3 ,,septimus1 ,,the ,,thaw ,,has ,,burst ,,the ,,pipes4 ,professor3 ,,no1 ,,no1 ,,marie4 ,,as ,i',,ve ,,had ,,occasion ,,to ,,explain ,,to ,,you ,,every ,,year ,,since ,i ,,can ,,remember1 ,,it',s ,,the ,,frost ,,that ,,bursts ,,the ,,pipes--,,not ,,the ,,thaw4 ,illustration3 ,,the ,,price ,,of ,,efficiency4 ,,in ,,the ,,days ,,when ,,lawn ,,tennis-- ,,was ,,only ,a ,,game-- ,,serving ,,used ,,to ,,be ,,really-- ,,quite-- ,,good-- ,,fun4 ,,but ,,now-- ,,that-- ,,it',s-- ,,become-- ,a ,,serious ,,business-- ,,of ,,course-- ,,things-- ,,are-- ,,different4 ,illustration3 ,,will ,i ,,take ,,my ,,hat ,,off8-- ,,certainly-- ,i',m ,,sure-- ,i ,,don',t ,,want-- ,,to ,,be ,a ,,nuisance-- ,,to ,,anybody4 ,illustration3 #aiad4 #aibj4 ,,the ,,spread ,,of ,,education ,illustration3 ,,my ,,dear ,,fellow1 ,,you',,ll ,,never ,,catch ,,anything ,,like ,,that4 ,,no--,,dare ,,say ,,not--,,get ,,away ,,from ,,most ,,of ,,the ,,midges1 ,,though4 ,illustration3 ,if you're thinking of painting the picturesque little village of ,saltsea-- make sure-- before you start-- that you don't choose-- the day of the annual regatta4 ,illustration ,illustration3 ,,when ,,the ,,best ,,you ,,can ,,hope ,,for ,,is ,a ,,draw-- --,,it ,,is1 ,,of ,,course-- --,,rotten ,,bad ,,form-- --,,to-- --,,waste ,,time-- --,,deliberately-- ,,but ,,can ,,there ,,be ,,any ,,harm-- --,,in-- --,,putting-- --,,on-- --,a ,,bowler-- --,,who-- --,,takes-- --,a-- --,,somewhat-- --,,longer-- --,,run ,,than ,,usual8 ,,quite ,,cricket ,illustration3 ,,have ,,you ,,heard ,,brown',s ,,story ,,of ,,how ,,he ,,scored ,,off ,a ,,taxi-,,driver ,,this ,,morning8 ,,yes4 ,i ,,told ,,him ,,it ,,last ,,night4 ,illustration3 ,,at ,,all ,,events-- ,i',d ,,rather-- ,,lose ,,my ,,side ,,the ,,match-- ,,by ,,committing ,,the ,,blunder-- ,,of ,,missing ,a ,,catch-- ,,while ,,fielding ,,for ,,them-- ,,than ,,that-- ,i ,,should-- ,,win ,,it-- ,,for ,,them-- ,,by ,,committing-- ,,the ,,unspeakable ,,crime-- ,,of-- ,,missing ,,one-- ,,while ,,fielding ,,substitute ,,for ,,our ,,opponents4 ,,consolation ,illustration3 ,fair ,partner3 ,one always meets so many interesting people here that i get quite confused4 ,now tell me1 which ,mr4 ,jones are you8 ,jones3 ,me8 ,oh1 i'm only the ,jones who's invited to brighten up a dull party4 ,illustration3 ,a ,,use ,,for ,,modern ,,art ,illustration ,illustration3 ,,horace1 ,,there',s ,,something ,,wrong ,,with ,,the ,,boiler4 ,,shall ,i ,,get ,,the ,,plumber8 ,,plumber8 ,,of ,,course ,,not-- ,i',,ll ,,put ,,it ,,right4 ,,just ,,get ,,me ,a ,,spanner-- ,,and ,a ,,hammer-- ,,and ,a ,,ladder-- ,,and ,,some ,,string-- ,,and ,a ,,wooden ,,plug ,,or ,,two-- ,,and ,,as ,,many ,,towels ,,as ,,you ,,can ,,find-- ,,and ,,all ,,the ,,blankets ,,in ,,the ,,house-- ,,and-- ,,the ,,doctor4 ,,the ,,man ,,who ,,could ,,do ,,it ,,himself ,illustration3 ,tactful ,shopwalker 7to lady who seems to have got into the rough with her umbrella73 ,excuse me1 ,madam1 but would you not prefer to have them sent for you8 ,illustration3 ,,smith1 ,,with ,,surprising ,,good ,,fortune1 ,,picked ,,up ,,an ,,almost ,,indubitably ,,genuine ,,old ,,satsuma ,,bowl ,,for #gs4 #f;d4 sc,pipkin on ,pottery 7#bas4 ,,net7 ,,confirmed ,,his ,,belief4 ,,which ,,was ,,further ,,strengthened ,,by ,,grubmann',s ,,oriental ,,porcelains 7#c #ads4 #f;d4 ,,with ,,postage72 ,,while ,,mutt',s ,,ceramics 7#ae ,,vols4 #bj ,,carriage ,,paid7 ,,put ,,the ,,matter ,,practically ,,beyond ,,doubt4 ,a ,,visit ,,to ,,the ,,victoria ,,and ,,albert ,,museum 7,,taxis #gs471 ,,and ,,another ,,to ,,the ,,british ,,museum 7,,more ,,taxis #is4 #f;d42 ,,lunch #aas4 #c;d47 ,,increased ,,his ,,conviction2 ,,and ,,finally ,,his ,,friend ,,hardpaste1 ,,the ,,expert1 ,,whom ,,he ,,asked ,,to ,,dinner 7,,including ,,wines ,,and ,,cigars #d #ahs4 #f;d47 ,,to ,,view ,,the ,,piece1 ,,set ,,the ,,seal ,,on ,,his ,,triumph ,,by ,,declaring ,,it ,,unquestionably ,,authentic ,,and ,,worth 7,,in ,,the ,,proper ,,quarter1 ,,of ,,course7 ,,quite ,,double ,,what ,,he ,,gave ,,for ,,it4 ,,the ,,bargain ,illustration3 ,,unfortunate ,,oversight ,,on ,,the ,,part ,,of ,a ,,practitioner ,,called ,,away ,,from ,,his ,,children',s ,,party ,,to ,,attend ,a ,,patient ,,in ,,his ,,consulting-,,room4 ,illustration3 ,h',m1 ,,yes--,i ,,fear ,,we ,,must ,,knock ,,off ,,tobacco4 ,,certainly4 ,i ,,never ,,smoke4 ,,and ,,alcohol ,,also1 ,i',m ,,afraid4 ,,by ,,all ,,means4 ,i',m ,a ,,teetotaler4 ,,strong ,,tea ,,and ,,coffee ,,are ,,equally ,,poisonous1 ,,bear ,,in ,,mind4 ,,rather4 ,i ,,never ,,touch ,,them4 ,,no ,,sugar ,,or ,,sweet ,,things1 ,,remember6 ,,excellent6 ,i ,,detest ',,em4 ,a ,,meat ,,diet ,,strictly ,,forbidden66 ,,splendid4 ,i',m ,a ,,vegetarian4 ,a ,,cold ,,bath ,,every ,,morning666 ,,glorious4 ,i ,,always ,,have ,,one4 ,,and ,g-,,go ,,away ,,for ,a ,,long ,,bracing ,,change ,,to ,,the ,b-,,bleakest ,,part ,,of ,,the ,,east ,,coast4444 ,,priceless4 ,,why1 ,,my ,,dear ,,old ,,fellow-- ,i ,,live ,,there4 ,,check6 ,printed in ,great ,britain by ,jarrold ,sons1 ,ltd41 ,norwich1 ,england4