,illu/ration3 ,,helpful ,,donts ,transcrib]'s ,notes3 ,! orig9al text _h "s words sup]script$ on ?is page4 ,^? words h be5 surr\nd$ by curly braces to signify ?is4 ,t,,he ,,college ,,fre%man',s ,,don',t ,,book ,,9 ,,! ,,int]e/s ,,( ,,fre%m5 ,,at ,,l>ge ,,especially ,,^? ,,^: ,,rema9+ ,,at ,,l>ge ,,un9/ruct$ ,,unguid$ ,,appe>s ,a ,,worry ,,& ,a ,,m5ace ,,to ,,college ,,univ]sity ,,society ,,^! ,,rem>ks ,,& ,,h9ts ,,are ,,set ,,=? ,,by ,g4 ,f4 ,e4 7,a4 ,b47 ,a ,,sympa?iz] ,,! ,,illu/rations ,,by ,,*>les ,,frank ,,+]son ,,! ,,decorations ,,initials ,,by ,,raymond ,,c>t] ,illu/ration ,,paul ,,eld] ,,& ,,company ,,publi%]s 333 ,,san ,,francisco ,,to ,h4 ,h4 ,c4 ,,toge!r ,,we ,,7 ,,small ,,frogs ,,9 ,,t ,,great ,,academic ,,puddle ,,! ,,olde/ ,,9 ,,our ,,l& ,,& ,,9 ,,memory ,,( ,,! ,,polliwog ,,/age ,i ,,d$icate ,,to ,,y ,,?is ,,plunge ,copyright1 #aiaj by ,paul ,eld] & ,company ,san ,francisco ,,cont5ts ,page ,z to ! ,place #a ,z to ,settl+ ,d[n #c ,z to ,dress #aa ,z to ,d9+ #ae ,z to ,lectures & ,/udies #ah ,z to ,college ,organizations & ,fri5ds #bf ,z to ,?+s 9 ,g5]al #cb ,,illu/rations ,opposite ,helpful ,don'ts1 ,frontispiece ,page ,! wea!r is g5]ally ! only ?+ ab\t a ,college ,t[n n yet educat$ #b ,don't ov]do ! decoration ( y\r room #h ,don't dress too sporty #ab ,don't monopolize ! conv]sation at ! table #af ,don't fail to keep 9 m9d ! /eps ( desc5t #bd ,don't answ] back if ! ,coa* speaks h>%ly to y #bh ,don't pawn y\r wat* dur+ y\r fir/ ye> #cd ,,z ,,to ,,! ,,place ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,college ,,t[n ,,don',t imag9e t y own ! ,college ,t[n f ! mom5t y /rike x4 ,rememb]1 !re are prior claims1 & y're n ! fir/ squatt]4 ,sid5ote3 ,,its ,,wea!r ,don't expect ! ,college ,t[n to furni% y ) good wea!r2 because x won't4 ,! wea!r is g5]ally ! only ?+ ab\t a ,college ,t[n n yet educat$4 ,( c\rse1 if y happ5 to h come f ,lapl& or ,patagonia1 & d n "k :at good wea!r is1 ! wea!r "h may suit y4 ,! olde/ inhabitants 9 a ,college ,t[n live to be v old2 ?is is to be acc\nt$ = by ! fact t !y are kept alive by _! curiosity to see :at k9d ( wea!r is go+ to develop next4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,college ,,sights ,don't =get t sight-see+ relatives & o!rs com+ on a visit to ! ,college1 mu/ see ! ,libr>y1 ! ,gymnasium1 ! ,d9+ ,hall1 & ! ,a?letic ,field4 ,^!1 & ! ,campus1 are g5]ally all ! sights !re are4 ,x is well to get ?is li/ c>efully 9 m9d e>ly1 z x saves y f a panic at ! la/ m9ute4 ,y (t5 ?9k t y w explore ! place & get some?+ new to %[ p2 b ?is y nev] d4 ,! above li/ is a fairly accurate "o1 & x suffices4 ,^? :om y are guid+ ab\t always pret5d !y are dreadfully int]e/$ & excit$ ab\t e ?+ 9 turn4 ,on y\r fir/ trip z (ficial guide1 y y\rself see a great deal2 on y\r fiftie?1 y try n to4 ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,wea!r ,,is ,,g5]ally ,,! ,,only ,,?+ ,,ab\t ,a ,,college ,,t[n ,,n ,,yet ,,educat$ ,,z ,,to ,,settl+ ,,d[n ,sid5ote3 ,,y\r ,,arrival ,,don',t ?9k t y\r m]e arrival at ,college has made y able to relieve ,atlas 9 hold+ up ! ,_w4 ,! ,_w's idea ( y at ?is po9t is1 t y're some?+ l a gold-fi% j let loose 9 a glass globe4 ,x w beg9 to expect some?+ ( y :5 y're dump$ into ! big ,ocean4 ,sid5ote3 ,,y\r ,,resid5ce ,don't1 if y c possibly side-/ep x1 beg9 to live 9 a place :i* y d n l4 ,! ,blue-,willies may lurk 9 ! corn]s4 ,_m a ,fre%man *anges 8 resid5ce ab\t ! mid-ye>1 because he has n made a c>eful selection at fir/4 ,! mov+ (t5 entails crack$ wa%-b[ls1 brok5 pictures & ca/s1 /ifl$ oa?s1 & a s5se ( great unre/ n appropriate to ! season4 ,sid5ote3 ,,y\r ,,l&lady ,don't treat y\r ,l&lady %abbily if y happ5 to live 9 a private h\se4 ,"s ,l&ladies are ! be/ s\ls 9 ! _w4 ,all ( !m are pr\d & desc5d$ f ! be/ e>ly families 7y h only to take _! ^w = ?is74 ,?\gh !y are (t5 inquisitive1 _! inquisitiv5ess (t5 comes f _! g5u9e int]e/ 9 y4 ,sometimes1 ! m !y "k ( y\r family hi/ory1 ! less !y w *>ge y = oil & gas1 at ! end ( ! mon?4 ,sid5ote3 ,,h] ,,rights ,don't beg9 too e>ly 9 ! t]m to make y\r ,l&lady's h\se a noisy abode4 ,%e may get impati5t & d some?+ ha/y1 su* z ev5 dem&+ y\r key1 paym5t & evacuation4 ,9 su* an ev5t y see ! full mean+ ( h] appellation4 ,:]eas1 be=e y may h ?\ght t ! ^w l& 9 h] title meant to cat*1 z to l& a fi%1 y n[ see t x is prim>ily d]iv$ f h] ability to come d[n h>d on a special occasion4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,du/+ ,,lady ,don't be disc\rag$ if y c't f9d any?+ 9 ! "r place aft] ! du/+ lady has put ?+s 9 ord]4 ,x's a way !y h4 ,sid5ote3 ,,y\r ,,room ,don't neglect ta/e 9 y\r room4 ,h[ d y "k b t somebody may judge y by ! way y decorate y\r /udy8 ,presumably1 y 7 n rais$ 9 a b>n1 & !re c be no h>m 9 lett+ ! appe>ance ( y\r room be> out ?is z fact4 ,sid5ote3 ,,fitt+ ,,x ,,up ,don't try to make a royal resid5ce ( y\r room4 ,y\r ta/e may alt]4 ,a ,college man's ta/e (t5 und]goes rapid & viol5t revolution = ! bett]1 )9 ! fir/ ye>4 ,sid5ote3 ,a ,,^w ,,ab\t ,,rugs ,don't ?9k t y mu/ h ,turki% rugs4 ,g5]ally1 a ,fre%man _c tell ! real article :5 he sees x4 ,! man at ! sale may try to make y believe !y'll nev] we> out4 ,nev] m9d4 ,y h only to get !m to "k :at he means4 ,j get "s old1 reliable patt]ns4 ,!re is a secret connect$ ) ?is4 ,! old] & dirti] !y get1 ! m ,ori5tal !y look4 ,y've no idea h[ mu* sweep+ ?is saves4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,bric-,a-,,brac ,don't g 9 = a lot ( f9e *9a1 ! fir/ t]m4 ,h[ c y tell b t y\r neighbors or visitors may n c>e z mu* = t sort ( ?+ z y8 ,rememb]1 t 9 a room :]e co/ly *9a lies ab\t 9 pr(usion1 a r\gh-h\se may be a m exp5sive v>iety ( ent]ta9m5t ?an ,gr& ,op]a ) seats = ! family4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,decorations ,don't get angry if a ,s5ior comes into y\r room & looks ab\t & smiles4 ,probably1 he's only rememb]+ t he once decorat$ 8 room ! way y n[ d y\rs4 ,j keep y\r eyes op5 :5 y g into old] fell[s' rooms4 ,y'll soon le>n t two cross$ college flags1 a vile pla/] copy ( ! ,v5us de ,milo1 & a copy ( ! ,b>ye ,lion z sole decorations may be liv$ d[n1--or lat] pull$ d[n4 ,if y wi% to be exceptionally orig9al1 don't g 9 = ei!r ! flags or ! ca/s4 ,yet1 9 foll[+ ye>s1 ^! ?+s may become good old fri5ds to rem9d y t y 7 once a ,fre%man4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,furniture ,don't ov]do ) respect to furniture1 ev5 if y c af=d x2 x may make "s ( y\r visitors uncom=table4 ,if y c't af=d x1 y'll be made uncom=table y\rself4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,college ,,color ,don't mi/ake ! color ( y\r ,college4 ,a good _m ,fre%m5 d ?is2--x is especially pa!tic1 by ! way1 to see a ,fre%man wav+ a flag :i* is (f-color at a big game4 ,sometimes ! mi/ake is attribut$ to color-bl9dness4 ,?is is a *>itable int]pretation4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,t ,,/udy-,,desk ,don't buy a roll-top desk or an iron safe dur+ y\r fir/ ye>4 ,y "k1 y may n c>e to occupy "o room all ?r\gh ,college4 ,we he>d ( "o h\se hav+ to be torn d[n1 t a ,fre%man might move out ) 8 roll-top desk4 ,n only ?is1 b :5 he fail$ to f9d ano!r place1 a h\se _h to be built up ar\nd 8 cumb]some furniture4 ,x 0 a case ( ?is or 8 room+ 9 ! desk4 ,illu/ration3 ,,dont ,,ov]do ,,! ,,decoration ,,( ,,y\r ,,room ,sid5ote3 ,,gett+ ,,on ,don't ?9k t y h fairly got on to ?+s :ile ! tray ( y\r trunk is /ill unpack$4 ,sid5ote3 ,,tak+ ,a ,,haz+ ,don't look too sob] if haz+ happ5s to be 9 vogue1 & ! ,sophomores ord] y ab\t4 ,rememb] t y c make ! affair ei!r a fun]al or a f>ce2 & x's pleasant] to be ! lead+ man 9 a f>ce ?an to be ! pr9cipal at a fun]al4 ,! be/ way to get along ) ,sophomores is to take !m good-natur$ly4 ,don't be nauseat+ly sac*>9e1 = t's j ab\t z bad z gett+ mad ab\t x4 ,j fool !m into ?9k+ y're enjoy+ y\rself1 & !y'll /op4 ,sid5ote3 ,a ,,trick ,,ab\t ,,receiv+ ,,visitors ,don't neglect to receive y\r visitors z if y 7 glad to see !m4 ,?is is n enc\rag+ hypocrisy1 inasmu* z ! recomm5dation ne$ n include ! laundryman or ! tailor's collector4 ,y c\ldn't fool !m1 anyway4 ,x is n polite1 :5 visitors come1 always to be f\nd ) a gre5 %ade ov] y\r eyes4 ,:5 a visitor calls1 look z if y _h j be5 wait+ = "s "o to talk to4 ,if y improve y\r "t betwe5 visitors1 !y ought n to cause y to wa/e any valuable "t4 ,sid5ote3 ,,musical ,,temp]ance ,don't play ! piano at all h\rs4 ,h a regul> "t = practice2 !n y\r neighbors may protect !mselves4 ,if y play ! viol9 or ! trumpet1 don't ov]do x2 y are tempt+ ,fate4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,proctor ,don't incur ! ang] ( y\r ,proctor by noisy conduct or disrespect4 ,proctors--especially "y ones--are apt to feel _! oats & to report y on slight provocation4 ,b a fri5dly ,proctor is a fri5d wor? hav+4 ,,z ,,to ,,dress ,sid5ote3 ,,v>sity ,,& ,,prep-,,s*ool ,,fa%ions ,,don',t we> y\r ,prep-s*ool hat-b&1 or fla% y\r ,high-s*ool ,frat]nity p9 ^u y\r almo/ manly *e/4 ,^! are /ock idiosyncrasies ( ! ,fre%man4 ,j rememb] t ,s*ool fa%ions d n prevail at ,college4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,sporty ,,dress] ,don't dress too sporty1 dur+ ! fir/ t]m4 ,! effects y try to imitate at ?is p]iod ( ! game are apt to be only ! sup]ficial & amus+ ones4 ,sid5ote3 ,a ,,%ort ,,^w ,,ab\t ,,long ,,hair ,don't we> long hair4 ,hair1 if left to gr[ z x li/e?1 may atta9 to a surpris+ l5g? )9 a s+le season4 ,! ,fre%man ye> is n ! "t to te/ ! accuracy ( ?is /atem5t4 ,wait till y are a ,sophomore2 !n y won't c>e to4 ,rememb] t long hair is ! ,poet's privilege 7?\gh n always pro( ( a ,poet74 ,to we> long hair1 y _h bett] take out a ,poet's lic5se4 ,9 ?is respect a dog-lic5se w d if y fail to qualify z ,poet4 ,sid5ote3 ,,:isk]s ,,& ,,su* ,don't feel x incumb5t ^u y to we> a be>d or a m\/a*e1 if y happ5 to h rais$ "o on ! f>m or 9 ,engl&1 dur+ ! summ]4 ,:isk]s are ! plus sign ( mascul9ity4 ,upp]-classm5 d n appreciate !m 9 ,fre%m54 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,^? ,,sp>kl]s ,don't we> too mu* jewelry2 z an ov]-am\nt ( x sugge/s trips to places :]e !y loan money4 ,sid5ote3 ,,horsy ,,ornam5ts ,don't affect /ick-p9s be>+ l>ge horses' heads or horse%oes1 ?9k+ ^! w demon/rate t y keep a gig4 ,! horsy ornam5t connotes ! coa*man's :ite tie & ! odor ( ! /able4 ,illu/ration3 ,,dont ,,dress ,,too ,,sporty ,sid5ote3 ,,t ,,cane ,don't c>ry a cane 9 y\r ,fre%man ye>2 some?+ is v likely to happ5 to x4 ,sid5ote3 ,,t ,,tall ,,hat ,don't be f\nd display+ a tall hat4 ,a tall hat is a mighty nice ?+ = ,si/]'s w$d+ at home2 b bett] leave x !re4 ,its dignity is liable to fade1 l ! glory t 0 ,greece & ! gr&eur t 0 ,rome4 ,x 0 only because ^? nations got too *e/y1 y rememb]1 t ! ,v&als ( old worri$ !m4 ,sid5ote3 ,,crazy ,,m5--,,crazy ,,clo!s ,don't ?9k t crazy or odd clo!s are necess>ily ,college clo!s4 ,lots ( ,college m5 d we> crazy clo!s2 b x isn't s mu* because !y're ,college m51 z because !y're crazy4 ,sid5ote3 ,,sane ,,dress ,don't =get to dress neatly & up to y\r means4 ,y owe x to y\rself to dress z well z y c4 ,i don't mean t ow+ ?is to y\rself %\ld necessitate y\r cont9ually ow+ some?+ to y\r tailor4 ,y d n owe x to y\rself to owe anybody4 ,,z ,,to ,,d9+ ,sid5ote3 ,,y\r ,,d9+ ,,place ,,don',t beg9 by resort+ habitually to ! ,quick ,lun*4 ,nobody ev] made fri5ds at a ,quick ,lun*1 except ) ! waitresses4 ,select a good place :]e !re are lots ( fell[s :om y w see cont9ually4 ,y ought to pick out "s good fri5ds f among !m4 ,sid5ote3 ,,y\r ,,table ,don't attempt1 9 a l>ge d9+ hall1 to get a place at a society1 club1 or a?letic table = :i* y h n yet qualifi$4 ,y are liable to que] y\rself f ! />t4 ,sid5ote3 ,,table ,,talk ,don't try cont9ually to air ! sum ( k :i* y are j assimilat+4 ,!re are few ?+s m pa!tic ?an ! fir/-ye> *emi/ :o keeps ask+ y at table to pass ! ,na,cl1 or ! fl$gl+ psy*ologi/ :o w\ld try to prove t bread-&-butt] is matt] = ! m9d & n = ! /oma*4 ,sid5ote3 ,,local ,,egotism ,don't keep tell+ h[ !y d ?+s 9 t "p ( ! c\ntry :i* y come f4 ,! assumption is1 t s9ce y came to ,college1 y are will+ to le>n some?+ ( h[ !y d ?+s "h4 ,sid5ote3 ,,li/5+ ,,to ,,o!rs ,don't monopolize ! conv]sation at ! table1 especially if !re are old] m5 ar\nd4 ,y'll get y\rself snubb$ if y talk too mu* ab\t y\rself4 ,fell[s don't c>e mu* :e!r y\r gr&fa!r kept a brake & t5 horses1 or drove a %ay ov] ! plank-road4 ,be a good li/5]4 ,!n1 too1 old] m5 l to be li/5$ to4 ,! *ances are y w le>n a sight m by he>+ !m ?an !y w by he>+ y4 ,illu/ration3 ,,dont ,,monopolize ,,! ,,conv]sation ,,at ,,! ,,table ,sid5ote3 ,,knock+ ,,! ,,grub ,don't cont9ually f9d fault ) ! ?+s y h to eat4 ,act z if y 7 us$ to eat+ away f home4 ,half ! "t ! jokes y make at ! exp5se ( ! food come m]ely f an uncontrollable desire to air y\r wit4 ,knock+ ! grub doesn't require half s mu* bra9s or individuality z %utt+ up ab\t x4 ,,z ,,to ,,lectures ,,& ,,/udies ,sid5ote3 ,,att5dance ,,at ,,lectures ,,don',t =get to att5d a l>ge p] c5t4 ( y\r lectures4 ,! in=mation disp5s$ 9 lectures is (t5 to be f\nd invaluable 9 pass+ ! ,exam9ations4 ,sid5ote3 ,,*oos+ ,,c\rses ,don't let y\rself be mesm]iz$ into tak+ a lot ( ?+s y feel a positive dis9cl9ation =4 ,_m a ,fre%man has spoil$ 8 fir/ ye> 9 ?is way2 &1 fail+ to pass1 has left ,college & become a /reet-c> conductor or a cl]k4 ,sid5ote3 ,,snap ,,c\rses ,don't mi/ake ! will+ness to accept a snap c\rse = a />tl+ aptitude = a subject4 ,sid5ote3 ,,elective ,,sy/em ,don't abuse ! ,elective ,sy/em if y are privileg$ to be at a ,college :]e x is employ$4 ,x is a sy/em :i* presupposes y\r own int]e/ 9 y\r intellectual welf>e4 ,x is too easy to fill up ) a lot ( unrelat$ subjects4 ,y may say1 ,b ,i desire a broad education4 ,v good4 ,did y ev] g to a circus8 ,!re ! prettie/ feats are p]=m$ ^u ! broad1 spaci\s back ( "o horse4 ,! rid] gets ! broade/-back$ critt] he c f9d t w keep mov+4 ,^? :o ride two & ?ree horses take a risk4 ,9 ,college y may f9d t :5 y try to d ! intellectual split1 y're liable to fall d[n betwe5 y\r horses4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,meet+ ,,pr(essors ,don't neglect any hone/ opportunities y may h to make fri5ds ) an ,in/ructor or a ,pr(essor4 ,meet+ ,tea*]s repres5ts a privilege & n always necess>ily a pull4 ,z = kn[+ ,pr(essors intimately1 few d1 except o!r ,pr(essors4 ,z = _! kn[+ u intimately1 x might seem z if ?is seldom happ5s1 until x comes "t to expel u4 ,sid5ote3 ,,mal+]+ ,don't try to fool ! ,college ,doctor into believ+ t y c't g to lectures1 or are go+ to die1 because y've spra9$ y\r left ?umb4 ,g5]ally1 ! ,college ,doctor is a %rewd man1 or he w\ld n be ! ,college ,doctor4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,requir$ ,,read+ ,don't fail to make a li/ ( ! requir$ read+ 9 any c\rse4 ,& d "s ( x--say1 a little m ?an w enable y m]ely to pass ! ,exam4 ,x is b>ely possible t ! read+ y h done 9 connection ) y\r ,college c\rses w "s day prove y an educat$ man4 ,z = do+ all ! read+ t all ! ,pr(essors require--well1 a fell[ mu/ sleep & eat4 ,sid5ote3 ,,work+ ,,= ,,exams ,don't ?9k t ,exams c be pass$ )\t any prep>ation4 ,x takes "s4 ,! m9imum has n yet be5 det]m9$2 nor has ! maximum4 ,! middlemum has ev5 be5 kn[n to v>y1 accord+ z ! in/ructor imag9es t ! cr[d is or is n tak+ ! c\rse z a snap4 ,! little birdies are surely 9 league ) ! ,faculty4 ,sid5ote3 ,,intellectual ,,n>cotics ,don't rely ^u special tutors to pass all y\r c\rses4 ,x's lazy & n entirely self-respect+4 ,:5 our fri5d ,gulliv] w5t to ,laputa1 he met c]ta9 ,tea*]s :o gave _! pupils small intellectual waf]s4 ,^! !y swall[$ ^u empty /oma*s4 ,z ! waf]s dige/$1 ! t9cture m\nt$ to ! pupil's bra91 be>+ ! proposition along ) x4 ,! same sy/em ( cramm+ exi/s today2 only x doesn't always "w z adv]tis$4 ,a fell[ resorts to special tutors :5 he has lo/ confid5ce1 & ne$s an intellectual n>cotic4 ,special tutors repres5t ! drug-capsule ( le>n+4 ,:y be a dope-fi5d8 ,sid5ote3 ,,9 ,,! ,,exams ,don't try 9 y\r ,exams to make a hit by writ+ long pap]s4 ,! ,exam is n an endurance conte/4 ,someh[1 long pap]s don't take1 unless !re is "s s5se 9 ev]y?+ y h writt54 ,if y don't believe ?is1 try x & f9d out4 ,sid5ote3 ,,pr$ige/$ ,,in=mation ,don't rely :olly ^u typewritt5 notes to get ?r\gh y\r c\rses4 ,_m ,college ,pr(essors %[ no qu>t] to ^? :om !y asc]ta9 to be addict$ to ?is pr$ige/$ =m ( in=mation4 ,(t5 ! ,pr(essor's life-specialty is ! trac+ ( lit]>y works to _! s\rces2 s be c>eful4 ,bett] take notes 9 lectures2 if ?is s]ve no o!r purpose1 'twill keep y awake4 ,sid5ote3 ,,putt+ ,,(f ,,"w ,don't put (f t long piece ( writt5 "w till ! night be=e x is due4 ,a piece ( "w ab\t :i* y h be5 w>n$ mon?s be=eh&1 c't be done betwe5 #h p4m4 & #c a4m4 ,"h ru% ord]s1 contr>y to ! rule1 spoil4 ,if y come up to ! scrat* z y %\ld1 9 ! matt] ( long pieces ( writt5 "w1 ! ,in/ructor w almo/ =get h[ dog-gon$ lazy y h be5 all along 9 ! little ?+s4 ,sid5ote3 ,,idl+ ,don't idle away "t to su* an ext5t t y get a reputation z an idl]1 ei!r among y\r fri5ds1 or ) ! memb]s ( ! ,faculty4 ,y'll f9d su* a reputation h>d to live d[n4 ,not)/&+ ! fact t ev]ybody is suppos$ to come by a love ( ,le>n+ 9 ,college1 !re are "s ?+s :i* ! ,faculty w n take = grant$4 ,) ! ,faculty1 ! *ronic idl] w f9d t 8 "n is ana!ma1 or ,d5nis at lea/4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,desc5t ,,to ,,av]nus ,don't fail to keep 9 m9d ! flight ( /eps :i* repres5ts ! desc5t f ! plane ( regul> "w4 ,x goes some?+ l ?is3 "w1 slack "w1 probation1 special probation1 !n1 ,i am sorry to in=m y t ! ,faculty has decid$ t y are no long] ne$$ to ornam5t ! ,college1 etc4 ,aft] :i*1 x is ! greas$-slide1 d[n & out1 s to speak4 ,9 o!r words1 y are ab\t to feel ! ?rill ( ,academic life along y\r keel = ! la/ "t4 ,facilis desc5sus ,av]ni3 ,av]nus be+ ! cold1 cold _w1 & ! bo!r ( hav+ to expla9 to "o's relations & fri5ds 9 ! home t[n h[ x all happ5$4 ,illu/ration3 ,,dont ,,fail ,,to ,,keep ,,9 ,,m9d ,,! ,,/eps ,,( ,,desc5t ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,college ,,(fice ,don't %[ disrespect or contempt = ! ,college ,dean1 or = ! ret9ue )9 8 gates4 ,once y que] y\rself ) ! ,college ,(fice1 y are on dang]\s foot+1 & ! ,college ,degree y seek is no long] se5 to be con/ant z ! nor!rn />4 ,keep ! ,degree 9 m9d2 hit* y\r wagon to x4 ,b don't get too ambiti\s 9 ! way ( ,degrees4 ,we once he>d ( a fell[ :o 0 call$ up & giv5 ! ,?ird ,degree by ! ,faculty1 )\t ev] be+ graduat$4 ,,z ,,to ,,college ,,organizations ,,& ,,fri5ds ,sid5ote3 ,,try+ ,,= ,,?+s ,,don',t hesitate to g out = any teams or pap]s or musical clubs :i* y ?9k y'd l to make4 ,! m]e try+ = ?+s %[s y're n a dead "o4 ,if y are good en\gh1 y'll f9d ^! ?+s mean m ?an y ev] _h ?\ght !y c\ld2 if y fail to make !m1 y'll nev] regret hav+ tri$4 ,z y gr[ old]1 y w see t y nev] c\ld h done c]ta9 ?+s y ?\ght y c\ld1 & y'll h a fir/-rate op9ion ( y\r =m] self & y\r ambition4 ,sid5ote3 ,,sort+ ,,out ,,y\r ,,int]e/s ,don't be surpris$ or disappo9t$1 if y f9d y h nei!r "t nor incl9ation to keep up ) ev]y?+ y ?\ght y w\ld1 :5 fir/ com+ to ,college4 ,y\r int]e/s naturally ne$$ a sort+ out4 ,sid5ote3 ,,"o ,,way ,,n ,,to ,,make ,a ,,team ,don't ?9k t (f]+ sugge/ions to an a?letic ,coa* is ! way to make a team4 ,& don't answ] back if ! ,coa* speaks h>%ly to y2 be ?ankful = any ( 8 att5tion1 ev5 if x be gruff4 ,) "s ,coa*es1 swe>+ is m ?an a lib]al art2 _m ?9k t ! (t5] !y s5d _! m5 to ,hell dur+ practice1 ! sur] !y are ( s5d+ !m to ,victory 9 ! conte/4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,social ,,clubs ,don't1 = ,heav5's sake1 ask p h[ "o ought to g ab\t gett+ into ,social clubs4 ,x isn't consid]$ polite4 ,j :y1 ,i c't tell y2 b y'll le>n :y1 "s day1 if y are ! "r sort4 ,sid5ote3 ,,acqua9tances ,,& ,,fri5ds ,don't hesitate to accept all *ances = mak+ fri5ds1 especially among y\r ,class4 ,don't ?9k t y c always control ! mak+ ( fri5ds2 y c't4 ,fri5ds are ,heav5-s5t4 ,hold ! ones y make1 & c\nt y\rself lucky if y make half a doz5 v good fri5ds y\r fir/ ye>4 ,!re is a diff]5ce betwe5 acqua9tances & fri5ds1 by ! way1 j z !re is a diff]5ce betwe5 fell[s to :om y'd casually (f] a cig>ette & ^? to :om y'd gladly (f] y\r pocket-book4 ,sid5ote3 ,,useless ,,prejudice ,don't rely too mu* on prejudice 9 decid+ :at c]ta9 fell[s may or may n be good =4 ,y may or may n be "r4 ,y\r /&>d may or may n be ! only small /one on ! sea%ore4 ,illu/ration3 ,,dont ,,answ] ,,back ,,if ,,! ,,coa* ,,speaks ,,h>%ly ,,to ,,y ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,visit+ ,don't invite ev]ybody y meet to y\r room4 ,x doesn't pay4 ,b make a po9t ( accept+ z _m invitations z possible :i* come f m5 y l4 ,visit any upp]-classman :o takes ! tr\ble to (f] y 8 hospitality4 ,x may help y to get on1 lat]4 ,sid5ote3 ,,t ,,h&-,,%ake ,don't %ake h&s l a clam4 ,! flipp]-%ake is n popul>1 & may make y di/ru/$4 ,y'll ne$ a good h&-%ake all ?r\gh ,college4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,woman ,,"q3 ,,! ,,que/ionable ,don't be "o ( ^? :o cont9ually pick up any?+ on ! /reet t we>s a bonnet & high heels4 ,!re are lots ( girls :o are will+1 at any "t1 to be se5 ) a ,college man4 ,! v>ieties diff]4 ,"s are g5u9ely pretty2 o!rs we> ! delib]ate z di/+ui%$ f ! natural complexion1 be+ p]haps n s well pres]v$ z c>efully pres]v$4 ,maybe y ?9k x is great fun to take a p>tn] into ! small hotel d9+-room ) an ,i-d-?is-e-ev5+ k9d ( air4 ,b y may f9d out1 aft] smok+ y\r br&y & dr9k+ y\r cig>ettes1 t x isn't pleasant to be play$ = a good ?+4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,unque/ionable ,don't1 h[ev]1 neglect any opportunity to meet ladies ( y\r own /ation4 ,y are sure to require _! society f "t to "t4 ,! ,mona/ic life is n pr(itable = a man at ,college4 ,! purr ( pretty wom5 & ! occasional ex*ange ( amicable no?+s w pres]ve y\r social s\l & keep ! little blood-pump+ organ 9 good condition4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,art ,,( ,,%utt+ ,,up ,don't hesitate to he> o!r p's op9ions4 ,! ,_w did n beg91 nor w x end1 ) y4 ,sid5ote3 ,,:]e ,,success ,,fails ,don't /rut or look patroniz+1 if y happ5 to h success2 x makes p feel sorry = y4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,little ,,?+s ,don't =get ! little ?+s2 fell[s notice !m4 ,"s w ev5 judge y by ! way y give or receive a mat* or cig>ette4 ,sid5ote3 ,,summ+ ,,up ,,! ,,club ,,problem ,don't imag9e t y\r entire success 9 ,college w be f9ally measur$ by ! numb] ( ,clubs y make dur+ y\r fir/ ye>4 ,always rememb]1 t x is ! /&+ ( ! ones y id5tify y\rself ) :i* c\nts4 ,don't jo9 any f9al ,club or ,society until y feel pretty sure y c\ld n d bett]4 ,,z ,,to ,,?+s ,,9 ,,g5]al ,sid5ote3 ,,sav+ ,,& ,,wa/+ ,,don',t expect to lay up a bank acc\nt by :at y save f liv+ inside y\r all[ance4 ,!re are lots ( unexpect$ ?+s com+ up :i* co/ money4 ,only be c>eful & *oose ! ?+s t seem necess>y4 ,y c't save mu* money2 b y don't h to wa/e a c5t to live & be a g5tleman4 ,sid5ote3 ,,writ+ ,,home ,don't =get to write home once e s (t54 ,mama & ,papa are always glad to see ! ,college-t[n po/m>k2 &1 l z n1 ,papa is pay+ y\r way ?r\gh ,college4 ,?9k h[ y'd feel1 if he =got1 sometimes1 to s5d t *eck6 ,sid5ote3 ,,:5 ,,fa!r ,,comes ,,to ,,t[n ,don't treat ,fa!r or ,uncle ,john %abbily if "o ( !m happ5s 9 t[n unexpect$ly4 ,maybe y'll h a son or a nephew 9 ! old place "o day2 & !n y'll l to take a run out1 once 9 a :ile1 & see h[ ?+s are gett+ on4 ,sid5ote3 ,,%[+ ,,(f ,,at ,,home ,don't swagg] :5 y g home = y\r fir/ ,?anksgiv+ or ,*ri/mas vacation4 ,x doesn't make y\r fri5ds envi\s ( y4 ,x's apt to make !m sore4 ,sid5ote3 ,,runn+ ,,bills ,don't ?9k t because y c *>ge ?+s at almo/ any /ore 9 ! ,college ,t[n1 x is y\r duty to h y\r "n on ! books ( e firm4 ,y don't ne$ to back e ent]prise2 besides1 mo/ e firm has a habit ( r5d]+ mon?ly bills1 & a few ( ^! make ev5 a fair all[ance look wa%$ out & fad$4 ,sid5ote3 ,,t ,,automobile ,don't ?9k t x is y\r ,fa!r's duty to pres5t y ) an automobile4 ,9 ,fa!r's day1 x 0 possible = a boy to g ?r\gh ,college )\t "o ( ^! ?+s4 ,rememb] t x co/ a few p5ce to repair !m & run !m2--or r run !m & !n repair !m2 & ,fa!r's tw5ty ye>s 9 bus9ess h taught him a few ?+s4 ,_m a fa!r w\ld z soon buy 8 son an auto1 b is n will+ to end[ "o4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,pawn+ ,,y\r ,,wat* ,don't pawn y\r wat* or sleeve-l9ks dur+ y\r fir/ ye>4 ,?is privilege is limit$ to upp]-classm5 :o d ,society4 ,a pawn-ticket is a v compromis+ ?+ if f\nd by "s ( y\r close relatives4 ,y don't "k :at x is8 ,x is a ?9 slip ( pap] some:at resembl+ a *eck2 only x weighs m heavily on ! m9d4 ,no matt] h[ funny a /ory y make at home ( pawn+ y\r ,gr&fa!r's wat*1 ! heads ( ! family nev] see ! joke4 ,:5 y rake 9 ! price ( ex*ange = y\r pawn$ wat*1 x seems j l f9d+ money1 b :5 y pay x back out ( a slim all[ance at ! end ( ! mon?1 x seems l los+ ! same am\nt1 plus4 ,illu/ration3 ,,dont ,,pawn ,,y\r ,,wat* ,,dur+ ,,y\r ,,fir/ ,,ye> ,sid5ote3 ,,gett+ ,,hook$ ,,on ,don't buy cig>s 9 :olesale quantities f my/]i\s-look+ =eign]s1 :o say !y h j done a neat little job ( smuggl+ f ,havana1 & are will+ to let y 9 on a good ?+4 ,!y may ev5 flatt] y by tell+ y t y look tru/wor?y4 ,!y really mean t y look easy4 ,x's y\r move4 ,sid5ote3 ,,begg>s ,don't give money to able-bodi$ begg>s4 ,"s may ev5 speak good ,fr5* or ,g]man4 ,if y happ5 to be tak+ ,fr5* or ,g]man1 y w imag9e t y are ! only "o 9 ! _w :o c help !m4 ,b don't yield4 ,z = crippl$ or bl9d & deaf begg>s1 help !m n[ & !n4 ,y don't h to li/5 to _! rem9isc5ces ( ,life 9 a ,saw-mill to d ?is1 unless y c>e = t sort ( ?+4 ,sid5ote3 ,,que/ions ,,( ,,consci5ce--,,y\r ,,own ,,bus9ess ,don't kill y\r consci5ce 9 reg>d to matt]s :i* y h be5 br\ght up to see 9 c]ta9 def9ite lights4 ,if y ?9k play+ c>ds = money & ! dr9k+ ( be] wrong1 !n don't play & don't indulge4 ,y'll nev] be ?\ght less ( 9 ,college = hang+ on to pr9ciple4 ,j be sure t y\r pr9ciples are wor? /ick+ up =1 & !n /ick4 ,a wise old ,engli%man puts x ?is way3 ,obey y\r consci5ce2 b j be sure t y\r consci5ce is n t ( an ass4 ,illu/ration3 ,,! #eb ,,pa/ebo>ds ,don't get into ! little game too (t54 ,"u c]ta9 conditions x's z easy z roll+ (f ! decalogue4 ,sometimes y get 9 because y're afraid o!rs w ?9k y are afraid to play4 ,?is is really n c\rage4 ,a ^w m3 :5 y're 91 (t5 ! "t :5 y ?9k y c't af=d to /op is j ! "t :5 y c be/ af=d x4 ,take ?is advice2 x is bett] ?an t ( ,r4 ,e4 ,morse4 ,sid5ote3 ,,sp5d+ ,,money ,don't keep sp5d+ money = a lot ( ?+s t y w\ld h>dly c>e to itemize 9 ! acc\nt y s5d to ,fa!r4 ,rememb] h[ he said1 ,i'll keep y dec5tly1 only ,i don't want ,college to make only a sport ( my boy4 ,sometimes1 :5 y are press$1 y ?9k ( ask+ ,fa!r to l5d y money to be paid back ) int]e/1 :5 y get old]4 ,don't be surpris$ if he refuses & asks1 ,:]e's y\r collat]al8 ,rememb] t ! ,bus9ess ,_w1 hunt+ ab\t = some?+ to :i* to atta* its respect & admiration1 does n s+le out ! ,und]graduate 9 ,college4 ,sid5ote3 ,,e>n+ ,,money ,don't be a%am$ ( *ances to e>n money 9 ,college1 if y ne$ x4 ,m fell[s e>n _! way ?r\gh ,college ?an y h any idea (4 ,college m5 h lots ( respect = a fell[ :o isn't a%am$ to "w4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,dead ,,game ,,act ,don't be a ,sport or a ,snob4 ,ei!r is fatal4 ,! dead game act plays itself out soon] ?an ^? :o "w x suppose1 & s]ves (t5] to po9t a weakness ?an adorn a virtue4 ,sid5ote3 ,,imitat+ ,don't imitate ! mann] ( "s "o else4 ,:5 y try to be l "s "o else1 y only succe$ 9 be+ unlike y\rself4 ,p don't expect or want y to be l !m4 ,sid5ote3 ,,! ,,fancy ,,income ,,pose ,don't pret5d t y h a fancy income1 if y hav5't4 ,x's a *eap1 exp5sive pose4 ,lots ( fell[s get money regul>ly f home4 ,all !y h to d1 x w\ld seem1 is to rip op5 lett]s & sign _! names on ! back ( :at falls out4 ,if y ar5't 9 ?is class1 don't pret5d y are4 ,x isn't h[ mu* money y've got1 b h[ y make :at y've got d1 t %[s y up a good "o4 ,sid5ote3 ,,t ,,bank ,,acc\nt ,don't fail to keep "o eye on t bank acc\nt4 ,x sl[ly & surely dw9dles4 ,x ne$s wat*+ especially1 ab\t ! "t ! elms put on _! new leaves1 & ! und]graduates _! new flannel tr\s]s4 ,to end ! ye> ) an ov]-drawn bank acc\nt is risky4 ,no fell[ c af=d to h 8 cr$it g bel[ p>4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ex]cise ,don't neglect ! heal? habit4 ,sub/itute ! t5nis racquet = ! cig>ette1 "o ( ^! days1 & note ! diff]5ce4 ,x may make y feel l a ,k+ 9 ! p9k ( condition2 aft] :i* y'll probably try x aga91 :i* won't hurt y a bit4 ,sid5ote3 ,,jokes ,don't repeat all ! jokes t come into y\r head4 ,avoid especially jokes t may be old4 ,_m a fell['s popul>ity may h+e on ! fact t he'll li/5 to a funny /ory )\t insi/+ on tell+ ano!r t isn't q s funny4 ,sid5ote3 ,,%[+ ,,(f ,don't1 if y are f a l>ge well-to-d ,prep>atory ,s*ool1 talk too mu* ab\t x1 or ?9k t ! ,college mu/ be run on ! same plan z y\r s*ool4 ,y\r views may n be appreciat$4 ,sid5ote3 ,,swagg]+ ,don't aspire to be tak5 = an upp]-classman by cultivat+ a walk or a swagg] or an air4 ,y c "w ?is s h>d1 t f9ally y are ! only "o deceiv$4 ,sid5ote3 ,,r[dyism ,don't be r[dyi%1 or get ! reputation ( be+ a drunk5 fell[4 ,! real fun y get out ( ,college ne$ n be a cont9ual r\nd ( batt+4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,be+ ,,snubb$ ,don't ?9k x is always entirely ! o!r man's fault if he fails to speak to y4 ,if y h n ! ability to make an impression wor? ano!r's rememb]+1 look to y\rself4 ,sid5ote3 ,,college ,,habits ,don't be a fool4 ,?is is ! sum & ! sub/ance ( all t h]e9 prec$es4 ,a fell[ %[s himself a fool or n a fool by 8 habits4 ,college habits are funny ?+s4 ,! soon] y =m y\r ,college habits ! bett]1--or worse4 ,to put (f ! s5sible resolve till ! "t ( y\r la/ exam may be z useless z ! call ( ! doctor aft] ! m9i/] has left4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,be+ ,,! ,,ass ,don't imag9e = a mom5t t com+ to ,college enables y to act 9 a sup]ior way to o!rs :o h n enjoy$ ! same privilege4 ,a ,college c>e] is a gr&1 good ?+2 b its object is to enable y1 if possible1 bett] to und]/& ! ,_w1 n to lift y at all above x4 ,! ,_w hates a fool2 b a ,college-br$ fool1 x ?or\ghly despises4 ,don't let y\r e>s gr[ long1 & don't bray4 ,sid5ote3 ,,ab\t ,,be+ ,a ,,g5tleman ,don't imag9e t ! ,college ,catalogue1 or ev5 ?is book1 c tell y all ! ?+s y ne$ to "k conc]n+ h[ to make a man ( y\rself4 ,aft] all1 its really up to y4 ,look ab\t1 & be a g5tleman4 ,y say1 ,b ^! few rem>ks h>dly beg9 to solve ! problem4 ,& e*o answ]s1 ,,v]bum ,,sap4 ,,"h ,,ends ,,! ,,college ,,fre%man',s ,,don',t ,,book ,,by ,g4 ,f4 ,e4 7,a4 ,b47 ,a ,,sympa?iz]4 ,,decorations ,,& ,,initials ,,by ,,raymond ,,c>t] ,,illu/rations ,,by ,,*>les ,,frank ,,+]son ,,publi%$ ,,by ,,paul ,,eld] ,,company ,,& ,,pr9t$ ,,= ,,!m ,,by ,,! ,,tomoye ,,press ,,"u ,,! ,,direction ,,( ,j4 ,h4 ,,na% ,,9 ,,! ,,city ,,( ,,san ,,francisco ,,dur+ ,,! ,,mon? ,,( ,,may ,,& ,,ye> ,,n9ete5 ,,hundr$ ,,t5 99 99 99 99 99 ,transcrib]'s ,notes3 ,all ( ! illu/ration captions omit ! apo/rophe 9 ! ^w ,,don',t4 ,?is 0 reta9$4 ,all o!r punctuation 0 correct$ if wrong4 ,page #i1 y *ang$ to y\r 7y\r trunk is /ill7 ,page #ai1 repeat$ ^w to delet$ f text4 ,orig9al read 7liable to to fall d[n4447 ,page #bi1 v>ities *ang$ to v>ieties 7,! v>ieties diff]7