,,the ,,doubts ,,of ,,infidels1 ,,or1 ,,queries ,,relative ,,to ,,scriptural ,,inconsistencies ,,contradictions4 ,,submitted ,,for ,,elucidation ,,to ,,the ,,bench ,,of ,,bishops ,,by ,a ,,weak ,,but ,,sincere ,,christian4 ,by ,anonymous 4444444,metus omnes et inexoraibile fatum ,subjecit pedibus1 strepitumque ,acherontis avari6 ,illum non populi fasces1 non purpura regum ,flexit et infidos agitans discordia fratres4 ,virg4 ,woe unto you1 ,scribes and ,pharisees6 ,hypocrites6 ye blind guides1 which strain at a gnat1 and swallow a camel4 ,matt1 xxiii4 #bc1 #bd4 ,the world is divided into two classes of men444the one have understanding but no religion2 the other have religion but no understanding4 ,,london3 ,,printed ,,published ,,by ,r4 ,,carlile1 #ee1 ,,fleet ,,street4 #ahai4 ,,the ,,epistle ,,dedicatory4 ,,to ,,the ,,right ,,reverend ,,and ,,reverend ,,the ,,bishops1 ,,clergy1 ,,and ,,all ,,other ,,supporters ,,of ,,the ,,church ,,militant ,,here ,,on ,,earth4 ,,reverend ,,sirs1 ,your late zealous exertion against the infidels1 in procuring the ,sunday ,bill to be passed1 and prosecutions and pillory against infidel writers and publishers1 must have convinced them that you are in earnest in your attempts to propagate and establish our holy faith4 ,an act of parliament is an excellent engine for producing that kind of uniformity of opinions1 which consists in holding the tongue2 and1 however unfair it may be in common transactions to suppress the arguments on one side of any question1 yet1 in religious matters1 even the most cool and charitable must allow1 that it is otherwise4 ,when the salvation of men is concerned1 every means is justifiable4 ,what right has a man to complain1 though by virtue of an act of parliament1 by pains and penalties1 fines1 imprisonment1 and the pillory1 he may be sent to heaven whether he will or no8 ,it is carrying the notion of liberty too far1 to suppose1 because we are free-born ,englishmen1 that we may choose our own faith and go to heaven our own way6 ,what would become of the right reverend and reverend guides and turnpike-men1 if people were permitted to avoid the strait gate and go to their journey's end without paying8 ,foreigners are so sensible of this1 and the priests of other countries are so tenacious of their rights of directing the intellects of the people1 that they have invented and deposited in the inner chambers of the holy inquisition1 a number of most ingenious machines1 which1 by means of whips1 cords1 pullies1 screws1 wheels1 iron crows1 red hot pincers1 and the like1 are found to be extremely serviceable in twisting and warping opinions to any settled models government may require4 ,notwithstanding your ,lordships' readiness99 to oppose error of every kind by argument and persuasion1 it happens unfortunately for us1 that these mechanical and persuasive arguments are unknown in ,britain4 ,instead of that most strong and logical argument1 called the torture1 we are obliged to adopt plain reason1 or1 at most1 when that fails us1 the prison1 fine1 and pillory4 ,but1 it is to be hoped1 that the happy time is not far off1 when the priests of ,britain may be able to argue with as much force as the spiritual directors of other countries2 when the ,clergy may approach the throne1 and avow their readiness to stop the mouths of men1 without being under the shameful necessity of contradicting themselves1 by disavowing all violence in the cause of religion499 99 ,vide ,address of the ,convocation presented to his ,majesty the #agth of ,november1 #aghj4 ,in those better days1 the ,lord ,bishop of ,chester may overthrow the arguments of an infidel peer1 by declaring them unworthy of a ,reply2 and the ,bishop of ,st4 ,david may confirm the defeat1 by affirming1 that the arguments of unbelievers deserve no answer2 for every one will then say1 they would not answer them1 not that they could not1 as they impiously affirm at present4 ,but as those glorious times are not yet arrived1 we must be contented1 in the mean while1 to proceed in the old method of reasoning upon even ground with our adversaries4 ,the weak1 though zealous ,christian1 who has the honour1 to address your ,lordships on the present occasion1 has presumed to lay before you a few of the ,doubts of the ,infidels1 and he hopes you will answer them to his entire satisfaction499 ,he is happy in reflecting that the late act of parliament forbids them to speak2 but his satisfaction is infinitely greater when he assures himself1 that your ,lordships' answer will convince them and make them ashamed even to write1 speak1 or think4 99 ,vide the same address4 ,thus fervently prays your ,lordships' unworthy co-operator1 ,the ,author4 99 ,the following are the chapters1 with many others1 which contain the most objectionable parts3-- ,genesis1 chap4 #af1 #ah1 #ai1 #cj1 #cd1 #ce1 #ch1 #cj4 ,numbers1 #be4 ,judges1 #aj1 #ai4 #a ,samuel1 #be4 #b ,samuel1 #aa1 #ac1 #af4 ,ezekiel1 #d1 #aj1 #bb1 #bc4 ,hosea1 #a1 #b1 #c4 ,the following are those chapters which contain instances of cruel and torturous executions1 and unrelenting vindictiveness4 ,genesis1 chap4 #cd4 ,numbers1 #ca4 ,joshua1 #h1aj4 ,judges1 #d1 #e1 #ba4 #a ,samuel1 #ae4 #b ,samuel1 #ab1 #ba4 #a ,kings1 #b4 #b ,kings1 #aj4 ,,doubts ,,of ,,infidels1 #a4 ,how can the attributes of ,god be vindicated1 in having performed so great a number of miracles1 for a long succession of very distant ages1 and so few in latter times8 ,if they were performed for the instruction of those times only1 are they not equally necessary at present for us8 or1 if those ancient miracles were intended likewise for our instruction1 are they adequate to the purpose8 ,can ,god1 who gave us reason1 act inconsistently with its dictates2 and is it rational or fair to demand our belief of things1 which are in their own nature far removed from common belief1 or common sense1 and require something more than the usual testimony of history for their support8 ,when ,livy affirms199 that the ,gauls conspired against ,hannibal1 we admit and believe the fact2 but when in the same chapter he speaks of shields sweating blood1 of its raining hot stones at ,arpi1 and the like1 we justly reject and disbelieve these improbable assertions2 neither is any credit given to the account of the wonderful method of curing diseases by the touch1 said to be possessed by ,mr4 ,greatrix199 though we find it in the ,philosophical ,transactions4 ,the miracles of the ,old ,testament were all performed in those ages of which we have no credible history2 what reply then can be made to those who affirm1 that miracles have always been confined to the early and fabulous times2 that all nations have had them1 but that they disappeared in proportion as men became enlightened1 and capable of discovering imposture and priestcraft4 99 ,t4 ,livii1 lib4 xxii1 cap4 #a4 #b4 ,suppose a book to be published1 containing assertions of historical facts long past1 which had no collateral testimony of other authors2 suppose those facts in general to be improbable and incredible2 suppose the book to be anonymous1 or1 which is worse1 ushered into the world under the name of a person who1 from the internal evidence of the thing1 could not have written it2 can it be imagined1 that such a book would find credit among people1 who have the least pretensions to reason or common sense8 ,which1 then1 is the readiest way of confuting the enemies of our holy and only true religion1 who do not scruple to affirm1 that many books of canonical ,scripture are in this predicament8 ,they observe that the books of the ,pentateuch bear many strong marks of an author long posterior to ,moses2 that the book of ,numbers9999 quotes the book of the ,wars of the ,lord1 which1 as first written1 was most probably the book which ,moses wrote2 that ,moses could not possibly have written the account of his own death and burial in ,deuteronomy199999999 which nevertheless has no mark to distinguish it from the rest of the book4 99 ,lowther's ,abridgement1 ,vol4 ,,iii4 p4 ,,ii4 ,greatrix published a pamphlet1 to which the attestations of ,boyle1 ,wilkins1 ,cud-worth1 and many other great men were affixed4 ,vide ,life of ,st4 ,evremont1 printed with his works in ,english1 #c vols4 #hvo4 9999 ,numb4 xxi4 #ad4 999999 ,deut4 xxxiv4 ,and supposing these and other objections of the like nature to be removed1 what must we say in reply to their remark1 that the ,scripture1 which we believe to be dictated by the inspiration of the unerring ,god1 is frequently9999 contradictory with regard to facts1 and very often represents the all-wise ,creator999999 as angry1 repenting1 unjust1 arbitrary1 c4 and that consequently we must either give up that dependence1 which we naturally place on his goodness and rectitude1 or reject those writings which represent him as a demon4 ,do not your ,lordships apprehend1 that1 for want of better arguments1 we shall be under the necessity of recurring to the argumentum pillorii1 or of adopting some of those gentle methods which were lawfully used for the conversion of heretics in the mild and pious reign of ,mary1 ,queen of ,england8 9999 ,vide infra4 999999 ,genesis vi4 #f1g4 also ,exod4 vii4 #c4 xi4 #i1aj4 and #a ,sam4 xv4 #ce4 #c4 ,is the account of the creation and fall of man1 in the book of ,genesis1 physical or allegorical8 ,did ,god create light before the sun8 ,how could he divide the light from darkness1 since darkness is nothing but the mere privation of light8 ,how could time be divided into days1 before the creation of the sun1 since a day is the time between sun-rise and sun-rise8 ,how could the firmament be created1 since there is no firmament1 and the false notion of its existence is no more than an imagination of the ancient ,grecians8 #d4 ,the ,scriptures were certainly written for the purpose of being understood1 or for no purpose at all4 ,a mystery1 that is to say1 an assertion or theorem1 which the human understanding is incapable of comprehending1 must likewise be inexpressible in human speech2 we cannot1 therefore1 avail ourselves of the short and elegant method of clearing and elucidating difficult parts of ,scripture1 by the use of the word mystery1 but how shall we1 without this happy resource1 explain the business of the tree of knowledge of good and evil1 of a speaking serpent1 and of a tree of life1 which ,god was obliged to guard by cherubim and a flaming sword1 lest man should eat of the fruit and become immortal8 #e4 ,the serpent was afflicted with the curse of going upon his belly4 ,the scoffers seem to think it no curse at all2 for as they take it for granted that he went upon his back before this unfortunate transaction1 they apprehended it was doing him a singular piece of service to reverse him1 the latter position being evidently the most convenient4 ,they also take notice1 that no animal can subsist upon dust1 and that whatever the individual serpent in question might have done1 the serpents of modern times are so profane1 that they universally reject so dry a food1 and1 by a second act of impiety1 emancipate themselves from the consequences of the first4 99 ,gen4 vi4--#gh4 #f4 ,the account of the flood is very embarrassing4 ,it is described as the effects of natural agents in the hands of ,god4 ,it rained2 no mention is made of waters created for the purpose4 ,the deluge was universal2 all the high hills1 that were under the whole heaven1 were covered2 and it ceased1 not by the annihilation of the waters1 but they were evaporated by a wind4 ,now from whence came the water8 ,the weight of the whole atmosphere1 with all its vapours1 is equal to no more than a hollow sphere of three or four and thirty feet thickness1 environing the whole globe1 and consequently the whole of its contents1 if condensed into water1 could not deluge the earth to the height of an ordinary house4 ,it is to no purpose to break open the fountains of the abyss1 or great deep1 if any such fountains there are2 for gravity would prevent the waters from issuing out2 neither can we easily persuade infidels1 that the windows of ,heaven were opened1 while they know it has no windows2 so that we have but three or four and thirty feet of water to deluge the highest mountains1 some of which are more than fifteen thousand feet high499 99 ,the ,indian ,alps are #bj1hfb feet above the level of the ocean4 ,editor4 ,see ,col4 ,kirkpatrick's ,history of ,nepaul1 and ,asiatic ,researches1 ,vol4 ,,viii4 #g4 ,the weak in faith find themselves equally at a loss respecting the ark4 ,it seems strange to them1 that so vast an assemblage of animals could be inclosed in an ark or chest1 which had but one window1 7which window was kept shut for more than five months17 without being stifled for want of air3 it appears equally remarkable that ,noah and his three sons could unstow and serve out the daily allowance of provisions and water to the passengers2 and if their wives were supposed to help them1 the work to be done is still prodigious4 ,the lions and other carnivorous animals must have lived on salt provisions2 which1 no doubt1 they were glad of1 as seafaring people are not very nice1 especially in long voyages4 #h4 ,if ,god set his bow in the clouds1 as a token of his covenant with mankind after the flood1 ought we not to conclude1 that he1 at that time1 established the law of the various refrangibility and reflexibility of the rays of light1 and consequently1 that before the flood many optical experiments1 which are common with us1 would not then have succeeded8 ,for example1 a man could not have made a rainbow by spouting water out of his mouth2 ,mr4 ,dollond's achromatic telescopes would have then been no better than common ones2 natural bodies must have appeared all of one colour1 c4 c4 #i4 ,what answer must we give to those who are inclined to deny1 that an all-powerful and just ,god could make use of the most unjustifiable means to attain his great purpose of aggrandizing the posterity of ,abraham8 ,could this benevolent and just ,being approve of the ungenerous advantage which ,jacob took over his faint and hungry brother8 ,could this omnipotent and upright ,spirit adopt no method of distinguishing his favourite ,jacob1 but that of fraud and lies1 by which he deprived the same unsuspecting brother of his father's blessing8 ,or1 in short1 how shall we justify ,god for the continual distinction and favour he is said to have bestowed on a people1 who from their own annals appear to have been unparalleled for cruelty199 ingratitude1 inurbanity1 c48 99 ,see the acts of ,joshua2 also #a ,sam4 xv4 c4 #aj4 ,when the unbelievers affirm that a just ,god could not punish ,pharaoh for an hardness of heart of which he himself 7,god7 was evidently the cause1 we usually answer1 that the potter has power over the day to fashion it as he lists2 but when in reply1 they take notice1 that if the clay in the hands of the potter were capable of happiness or misery1 according to the fashion impressed on it1 the potter must be malevolent and cruel who can give the preference to inflicting pain instead of happiness1 then we are obliged to be silent1 in hopes that your ,lordships will condescend to supply us with better arguments than any we are acquainted with at present4 #aa4 ,miracles must have been very common in ,egypt1 since there was a body of people whose trade it was to work them4 ,when ,aaron's rod was turned into a serpent199 ,pharaoh1 instead of being surprised at it1 as an unusual phnomenon1 sends for his magicians1 who immediately perform the like with their rods4 ,your ,lordships owe us some little explanation concerning this business3 we know it is our duty to believe1 that ,aaron's miracle was performed by the power of ,god1 but are at a loss to discover by what power the magicians performed theirs4 #ai4 ,when9999 ,aaron turned the waters of ,egypt into blood1 their streams1 their rivers1 their ponds1 and all their pools1 together with all the water throughout the land of ,egypt1 whether in ,vessels of wood1 or vessels of stone1 the magicians of ,egypt did so likewise with their enchantments4 ,here again our adversaries1 who unfortunately have more curiosity than faith1 take the liberty to enquire1 whether the magicians formed water to practise their art upon1 since ,aaron had already turned it into blood8 99 ,exod vii4 #c1 #d4 and ix4 #i1 #aj4 9999 ,exod4 vii4 #aj4 999999 ,exod4 vii4 #aj1 c4 #ac4 ,pharaoh still continuing inflexible1 though successively exposed to the plagues of frogs1 lice1 and flies299 his cattle1 namely1 the horses1 the asses1 the camels1 the oxen1 and the sheep1 were afflicted with a very grievous murrain1 and all the cattle of ,egypt died1 except those of the children of ,israel49999 ,this producing no good effect with ,pharaoh1 the whole nation of ,egyptians were plagued with boils and blains2999999 notwithstanding which ,pharaoh's heart continued as hard as ever499999999 ,moses was therefore sent early in the morning1 to advise ,pharaoh to send for his cattle1 and all that he had in the field1 and shelter them against a terrible hail storm1 the approach of which he predicted4 ,they among ,pharaoh's servants who feared the word of the ,lord1 saved their cattle and servants1 by removing them into houses2 for the next day came on a storm of thunder1 lightning1 and hail1 which broke the trees1 destroyed the herbage1 and killed every living creature that was in the field1 excepting only that in the land of ,goshen1 where the children of ,israel were1 there was no hail4 ,divine truths are so different from those which carnal minds are used to contemplate1 that it must be very difficult by the force of mere human reason to persuade mankind in general1 that ,pharaoh's cattle were in any great danger from the hail storm1 since they were all previously dead by the murrain2 and some people are so stupid1 that they think killing them a second time was no punishment at all4 ,there are not wonting some amongst the present perverse generation2 who are at a loss to conceive how those of ,pharaoh's servants1 who feared the word of the ,lord1 could make their ,cattle flee into houses1 since they pretend to maintain1 that cattle already dead1 whether by the murrain or otherwise1 are incapable of fleeing4 ,notwithstanding those people are so obviously in the wrong1 yet we depend upon your ,lordships1 that you will expose their errors in more glaring colours than any in which they have yet appeared4 99 ,exod4 viii4 9999 ,exod4 ix4 #c1 #f4 999999 ,exod4 ix4 99999999 ,exod4 ix4 #ac1 c4 #ad4 ,some weak believers are in doubts whether so mean1 so ungenerous1 and so dishonest an act1 as borrowing the jewels of the ,egyptians99 without any intention of returning them1 did not rather originate in that disposition which characterizes the ,jews to this day1 than in the command of the just ,god1 who certainly could need no such tricks to accomplish his intentions4 #ae4 ,the plague of hail being succeeded by locusts1 thick darkness1 and the death of all the first-born of ,egypt1 cattle included1 ,pharaoh at length permitted the ,israelites to depart2 but afterwards repenting1 he went in pursuit of them9999 with six hundred chariots and all the horses and chariots of ,pharaoh1 and his horsemen and his army1 and overtook them by the sea1 near ,baal ,zephon4 ,the ,red ,sea was parted in two to afford a passage for the ,israelites1 the ,egyptians followed them1 and were punished for their rashness by the return of the waters1 which swallowed them up4 ,here again our petulant and unsatisfied opposers demand how ,pharaoh could pursue with chariots and horsemen1 since his horses were all slain twice over1 once by the murrain and once by the hail2 not to mention that the first born of cattle were slain even a third time4 ,they likewise add1 that ,egypt1 which1 to facilitate the dispersion of the waters of the overflowing ,nile1 is intersected by numberless canals1 must have always been a very improper country either for cavalry or chariots4 99 ,exod4 xi4 9999 ,exod4 xiv4 #af4 ,god came to ,balaam at night and said unto him1 ,if the men come to call thee1 rise up and go with them499 ,balaam accordingly rose up1 saddled his ass1 and went with the princes of ,moab4 ,but ,god's anger was kindled because he went1 insomuch that he sent an angel to oppose him1 who would certainly have slain him1 if the ass he rode on had not exhibited a specimen of penetration and prudence1 of which the asses of modern times seem to be divested4 ,the infidels here insist1 that it is better to reject the whole story1 than to believe that the ,supreme ,being could be angry with ,balaam1 merely because he obeyed his command2 but the true believers1 the sons of the church1 who think there would be no exercise for our faith1 if we were required to admit nothing but what can be supported by argument1 are not at all concerned in this difficulty2 the more improbable the doctrine1 the greater must be the merit in believing4 99 ,numb4 xxii4 #bj1 c4 #ag4 ,the ,lord was with ,judah19999 and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountains1 but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley1 because they had chariots of iron4 ,it is difficult to conceive1 how the ,lord of heaven and earth1 who had so often changed the order1 and suspended the established laws of nature in favour of his people the ,jews1 could not succeed against the inhabitants of a valley1 because they had chariots of iron6 ,or ought we not rather to infer that the book in which this passage is found1 has nothing of divine inspiration in it1 but was written by one of the ,jews who considered the ,god of ,israel their protector as a local divinity2 who was in some instances more1 and in others less powerful1 than the gods of their enemies4 ,thus ,david in many places compares the ,lord with other gods ,the ,lord is a great ,god1 and a great king above all gods1 c4 and ,jephtha says to the king of the children of ,ammon1 ,wilt thou not possess that which ,chemosh thy ,god giveth thee1 to possess8 ,so whomsoever the ,lord our ,god shall drive out from before us1 them will we possess4 9999 ,judges i4 #ai4 #ah4 ,how unjustly are the ,spaniards stigmatised for the zeal they exhibited in converting the natives of ,peru and ,mexico to the ,christian religion6999999 ,it is true1 they ripped up women with child1 dashed infants to pieces against the rocks1 and broiled men to death with slow fires2 but as their pious intention was purely that of delivering these uninstructed and ignorant people from the more horrible pains of futurity1 the truly compassionate can not but approve their conduct4 ,how can we enough admire the mild and humane transaction of hanging up thirteen ,indians in honour of ,christ and the twelve apostles6 999999 ,see ,marmoutel's ,preface to the ,incas1 and the authors there cited4 ,while the rest of the world admired the ,greeks and ,romans1 they wisely assumed the heroes of sacred story as models for their imitation6 ,poor ,las ,casas6 ,his weak and effeminate heart bled at the scene of misery6 ,he wanted zeal to join in the pious work1 and even wished to leave the ,indians in possession of certain imaginary blessings which he pretended to call the rights of humanity6 ,but the holy ardour of his associates frustrated his impious attempts2 he could do no more than write1 yet his writings1 so far from producing the effect he intended1 only served to increase our admiration of those great characters he meant to stigmatize4 ,if the comparison might be allowed1 we may affirm that the ,spaniards were inferior to the ,jews in this only circumstance1 that they had a ,las ,casas among them4 ,the ,jews were obdurate to a man1 and hardened with holy cruelty4 ,we hear of no tergiversation when ,jericho was to be destroyed2 ,man and woman1 young and old1 ox1 sheep1 and ass1 were put to the edge of the sword499 ,what a philosophical command over the tender passions must ,joshua have acquired1 to have enabled him to smite with the sword19999 and utterly destroy the inhabitants of ,ai1 ,libnah1 ,lachish1 ,hebron1 ,debir1 c4 c4 c4 especially999999 as the hardness of their heart was no fault of theirs1 but proceeded from the ,lord6 ,how truly great1 how far above the common weakness of humanity1 appears the man after ,god's own heart1 at the taking of the city of ,rabbah699999999 ,he brought forth the people that were therein1 and put them under saws1 and under harrows of iron1 and under axes of iron1 and made them pass through the brick-kiln6 ,o ye greatly inexorable heroes6 ye ,jews6 ye ,spaniards6 ye firm and zealous of antient and modern times1 if any such exist6 pity the wretch who admires your virtues1 but whose pen trembles1 and whose eye overflows at the recital of your deeds6 ,and thou1 ,o mighty and benevolent ,power1 forgive the heart that1 shocked at the tortures inflicted on thy creatures1 is unwilling to acknowledge thee as the author of them6 99 ,johua vi4 #ba4 9999 ,joshua x4 #aj4 999999 ,joshua xi4 #bj4 99999999 #b ,sam4 xii4 #bi1 #ca4 #ai4 ,the most rational men reject the science of magic or witchcraft1 as a silly imposition on the credulity of mankind2 but we believers1 who have nothing to do with reason1 but are guided by the indefinable faculty called faith1 are perfectly ready to admit it1 and deplore the infidelity of that parliament1 which repealed the acts by which so many of that profession lost their lives4 ,the witch of ,endor19999 and the ,jewish law1 both prove by divine argument1 the existence of such professors1 though1 like miracles1 they have now ceased to appear4 ,but notwithstanding this1 we should be glad of an argument or two from you1 our spiritual directors1 which might establish this important point of doctrine1 as well in the minds of reasonable men1 as in the minds of men1 who1 by means of the additional faculty faith1 are above reason4 9999 ,sam4 xxviii4 #bj4 ,in the last battle of ,saul with the ,philistines99 near ,gilboa1 ,saul being sorely wounded1 requested his armour-bearer to draw his sword1 and run him through1 but his armour-bearer would not2 therefore ,saul took a sword and fell upon it2 and when his armour-bearer saw that ,saul was dead1 he fell likewise upon his sword1 and died with him49999 ,david was at this time returned from the pursuit of the ,amalekites1 when1 on the third day after ,saul's death1 a young man came out of the camp from ,saul1 with his clothes rent1 and earth upon his head4 ,he brought the news of ,saul's death1 the circumstances of which1 upon ,david's enquiry1 he reported to be1 that coming by chance upon ,mount ,gilboa1 he beheld that ,saul leaned on his spear1 and that the chariots and horsemen followed hard after him4 ,saul looking behind him1 called the young man1 and requested him to slay him3 so ,i stood upon him1 said the young man1 and slew him1 because ,i was sure he could not live after he was fallen2 and ,i took the crown that was on his head1 and the bracelet that was on his arm1 and have brought them hither unto my lord4 ,david rewarded the mistaken compassion of this young man1 by commanding him to be put to death4 99 #a ,sam4 xxxi4 9999 #b ,sam4 i4 ,how do our adversaries1 the infidels1 exclaim against the barbarity of ,david1 when they read this melancholy history6 ,what6 say they1 is this the mild1 the merciful ,david8 ,is this the man after ,god's own heart8 ,is he not rather the tyrant--the inhuman despot8 ,what effort of holy zeal could stimulate him to murder the young man1 who had performed the last offices of humanity to ,saul2 who1 in the agonies of death1 had himself besought him to put an end to his lingering miseries8 ,why should this idol of the ,christians1 this man after ,god's own heart1 embrue his hands in the blood of the youth1 who supposed he had done a charitable office to the deserted and expiring monarch1 whom this ,david pretended to lament1 and who1 at the same time1 gave such endearing proofs of loyalty to him himself1 by presenting him with the regal ornaments8 ,but we1 the faithful1 who can easily explain all scripture mysteries1 say1 that though ,david was really one of the greatest of sinners1 yet he truly repented him before he died4 ,our enemies1 the unbelievers1 say no2 that it is false1 and they quote the very ,book of ,books99 against us for their authority4 99 #a ,kings ii4 #e1 #f1 #g1 #h1 #i4 ,they say if ,david ever repented1 or was ever truly pious1 we shall certainly perceive it1 in his behaviour during his last moments1 on his death bed4 ,there1 say they1 it is to be hoped1 we shall find him forgiving his enemies1 and dying in charity with all mankind4 ,this is what all mankind in general make a point of doing1 from the saint to the malefactor4 ,david1 therefore1 must certainly give us an extraordinary instance of his attention to this important evidence of contrition4 ,but what shall we think1 say these enemies of our holy religion1 when we see this ,nero of the ,hebrews1 this man after ,god's own heart1 this idol of the ,christians1 die in a manner uniform and consistent with the whole course of his life8 ,what will be our reflections1 when we find him1 with his last accents1 delivering two cruel and inhuman murders in charge to his son ,solomon8 ,murders still farther aggravated by the included crimes of ingratitude and perjury6 ,one of them to be executed on his old and faithful general1 ,joab1 who powerfully assisted him on all occasions1 and who adhered to him in all his extremities2 till at the last1 when he had justifiable cause of chagrin1 but who1 notwithstanding1 had not appeared in actual hostility against him1 but only drank a glass of wine with the malcontents4 ,his other charge was against ,shimea1 who reviled ,david at his retreat from ,jerusalem1 during his son ,absalom's rebellion2 but who made his submission to him when he returned victorious1 and whose pardon ,david had sealed with a solemn oath4 ,all these commands1 say the infidels1 were executed in a manner truly worthy the son of such a father6 ,these1 ,christians1 say our enemies1 are the outlines of the life of a ,jew1 whom1 according to the ,book of ,books1 or1 more properly speaking1 priestcraft1 you are not ashamed' to continue extolling as a man after ,god's own heart6 ,what an impiety1 say the infidels1 to the ,majesty of ,heaven6 ,wherefore we1 the true believers1 pray that your ,lordships will satisfactorily answer and explain all those doubts and objections brought forward against us by infidel philosophers and writers2 and if unanswerable1 that your ,lordships will1 with true ,christian zeal1 procure an act of parliament to be passed1 in order to prevent any more doubts whatever being entertained by the enemies of our holy faith and religion1 as by law established4 ,none but infidels1 it is true1 would utter impieties like the above2 but1 alas1 'the infidels of our days have become formidable to the true believers1 by an attention to morality1 and the mild and gentle offices of pity1 and by warning their fellow-citizens to avoid and detest the cruelties of religious persecution3 how egregiously they mistake6 ,your ,lordships will rectify their notions1 it is to be hoped1 in these as well as in other respects4 ,they have an argument still more formidable against the truth of the foregoing accounts1 concerning the death of ,saul1 which is1 that they are so very different1 that one of them must be false4 ,to this we can only answer1 as it becomes the faithful in all such cases of seeming contradiction2 namely1 that they were both written by the pen of inspiration1 consequently must both be true1 however contradictory or absurd they may seem to mere human reason4 #ba4 ,david commanded that the children of ,judah should be taught the use of the bow3 behold1 it is written in the ,book of ,jasher499 ,many difficulties arise here about the ,book of ,jasher4 ,it was extant previous to the writing the ,book of ,joshua19999 the author of that book quoting it1 and by the foregoing text it appears1 it was not finished till after the accession of ,david to the throne of ,israel4 ,now1 if ,joshua wrote the account of his own transactions1 as is generally believed1 the author of ,jasher must have lived upwards of four hundred years2 and if the ,book of ,joshua was not written till after the time of ,david1 and by an unknown author1 the infidels will affirm1 that it comes under the description which is at the beginning of the second of these questions4 ,and the misfortune is1 we do not know how to confute them1 but we hope your ,lordships will easily remove this1 among many ,other very great difficulties1 now your long dormant seal is at length awakened4 ,our enemies have reproached us with the examples of the primitive church2 they observe1 that the priests were poor and indefatigable1 but are now pampered and lazy4 ,fat benefices and lordly bishoprics1 they say1 cause a total eclipse of the light of religion1 by obtruding1 their opake substances between the eye of the priest and the kingdom of ,heaven4 ,but1 alas1 how palpably they mistake6 99 #b ,sara4 i4 #ah4 9999 ,josh4 x4 #ac4 ,the ancient priests were ignorant of their business2 they despised riches1 because they knew no better1 or1 perhaps1 because they could not get them4 ,but how are the understandings of men enlightened6 how great the wisdom of the modern times6 how are the sciences improved6 ,has it not been for many centuries discovered1 that pain and mortification are fit companions for the devil1 and therefore totally improper for saints8 ,can a poor wretch1 inured to penury and the scourge1 be suddenly reconciled to happiness and ,heaven8 ,instead of enjoying the manna of the promised land1 would he not be prescribing himself a fast2 and when it became him to sleep recumbent on his couch of blessedness1 would he not envy the damned their whips and scorpions8 ,so difficult it is to eradicate long confirmed habits4 ,but wherefore dwell on so unprofitable a subject8 ,the wisdom of our divines has taught them to avoid such absurdities1 to detest such errors4 ,they will not lose their relish for pleasure1 for want of practice4 #bi4 ,david1 by the instigation of the ,lord1 numbered the people-of ,israel and ,judah299 but afterwards1 being probably ignorant by whose instigation he had acted1 he repented of the deed4 ,this repentance did not excuse him in the sight of the ,lord1 who offered him to chuse either1 seven years famine1 three months defeat before his enemies1 or three days pestilence4 ,david chose the latter1 and seventy thousand men died4 ,this memorable event has not escaped the inspired penman of the ,book of ,chronicles19999 who affirms1 that ,satan stood up against ,israel1 and provoked ,david to number them2 but ,god was displeased with this thing1 and therefore smote ,israel4 ,david repenting1 was offered from ,god his choice1 either three years famine1 three months destruction before his enemies1 or three days pestilence the latter of which he chose1 and there died of ,israel seventy thousand men4 ,our too curious and inquisitive opposers1 who are unwilling to believe cunningly devised fables1999999 enquire how it could be a crime in ,david to number the people1 especially as it was by the instigation of the ,lord4 ,they beg to be informed1 whether the ,lord1 and ,satan1 be one and the same person2 and if not1 which of the two was the instigator of this unhappy1 business1 and likewise which of the two infallible and inspired writers tells the lie8 ,lastly1 they cannot conceive how the seven years famine in the ,book of ,samuel is dwindled into three in the ,chronicles4 ,to all these questions we answer1 that it was sufficient to make this action of ,david's criminal1 that the ,lord disliked it after it was done2 and as to its being done by his instigation1 we must observe1 that it is no uncommon thing for the ,lord to be angry with his servants for obeying his commands4 99 #b ,sam4 xxiv4 9999#a ,chron4 xxi4 999999 #b ,pet4 i4 #aj4 #bc4 ,the instance of ,balaam is a case in point499 ,hence we infer1 that1 in the commands of the ,lord1 there is always a clause implied or understood1 which leaves it to the discretion of the faithful to act as they think proper4 ,it is true1 that this position leads immediately to the doctrines of the ,jesuits1 which have been so universally abhorred3 but why need we regard the abhorrence of the world1 while we are convinced that our tenets are scriptural8 ,with regard to the affairs of ,satan and the ,lord1 we leave it to your ,lordships' management2 but cannot help observing with derision1 the futility of the objections respecting the three and seven years' famine4 ,they have little skill in divine arithmetic1 if this affords them any embarrassment4 ,they know nothing of the sublime logic by which divines prove three to be one1 and one to be three4 ,for example1 if it were affirmed that ,eldon is a ,lord1 ,castlereagh is a ,lord1 and ,sidmouth is a ,lord1 and yet they are not three ,lords1 but one ,lord1 this would be termed absolute and ridiculous nonsense1 notwithstanding their close ,ministerial union4 ,but in holy matters it is quite otherwise19999 as might easily be elucidated by instances too sacred to be commented upon by any unconsecrated individual4 99 ,qu4 #af4 9999 ,see an excellent specimen of this in the ,creed commonly ascribed to ,st4 ,athanasius4 #id4 ,another instance of the imperfection of the art of arithmetic1 as it is erroneously taught in our schools1 appears in its affording no rule by which the two genealogies of ,jesus ,christ may be reconciled to each other4 ,matthew reckons twenty-seven generations from ,david to ,christ4 ,luke reckons forty-two2 and the names totally disagree4 ,matthew traces the descent from ,solomon1 and ,luke from ,nathan1 both sons of ,david4 ,according to our feeble notions1 twenty-seven cannot be equal to forty-two1 neither can ,nathan1 c4 be imagined to be ,solomon1 c4 ,the infidels suppose1 that the two evangelists1 rather than the church should be without the genealogy of its founder1 chose to invent them2 but we good ,christians1 who know that both writers were infallible and inspired1 are ready to reject the clearest axioms of mere human science1 and allow that1 in sacred matters1 the greater number may be equal to the less4 ,these cavillers and infidels also demand how these genealogies of ,joseph prove1 that ,jesus was the son of ,david1 when it is avowed that ,joseph was not his father8 ,but they do not consider1 that a married man is obliged to father all the children his wife may produce2 and if this answer does not satisfy them1 they must at all events confess1 that ,joseph was father-in-law to ,jesus1 by being married to his mother2 consequently ,jesus was son 7in-law7 to ,joseph1 ,q4 ,e4 ,d4 ,as there is no answering for the perverseness of men1 there may perhaps be some1 whom even this demonstration will not satisfy4 ,to these we offer an argument discovered by the truly profound ,mr4 ,pascal499 ,he justly observes1 that when two witnesses disagree in the circumstances of a fact1 we ought to believe them so much the more readily on that account1 as it shews that they did not contrive the story in concert4 ,this remark1 it is to be hoped1 will likewise put an end to the absurd custom which prevails in our courts of justice1 of discrediting evidences1 which1 contradict each other1 such contradictions being in reality a mark of truth1 a ceux qui prennent bien les choses4 99 ,les faiblesses les plus apparentes sont des forces ceux qui prennent bien les choses1 ,par example les deux geneo logies de ,st4 ,matthieu1 et de ,st4 ,luc1 il est visible1 que cela n'a paset fait de concept4 ,voyes remarques sur les ,pensees de ,pastal ,ed4 ,geneve1 #aggc4 #be4 ,it is mouch to be wished1 that some of our spiritual directors1 who have leisure time and large incomes1 would be at the pains to rectify and adjust to the standard of holy writ1 the many errors and omissions of profane historians4 ,when ,christ was baptized by ,john1 the heavens were1 opened1 and a voice was heard1 declaring his divine origin4 ,such a prodigy must have awakened the attention of all ,judea2 yet we find the historians totally silent on the matter4 ,it is strange1 that the horrid massacre of the children by the command of ,herod should be totally unnoticed by ,josephus1 and even by the evangelists1 ,mark1 ,luke1 and ,john499 ,matthew alone mentions it2 but his authority is fully sufficient to justify an interpolation 7like many others7 into the text of the other three evangelists1 who are defective in that particular4 99 ,if such an act of cruelty had been committed1 it could not by any contrivance have been concealed1 and ,josephus1 the inveterate enemy of ,herod1 and many of the most impartial historians of the ,romans1 living at that period1 would have taken care to record such a public act of barbarity on the part of ,herod4 ,editor4 ,it is well known with what success the primitive ,christians began the holy work of interpolating1 suppressing1 forging1 and altering profane histories2 but as we believe their piety always prevented their meddling with the sacred text1 notwithstanding the arguments of infidels1 who attempt to prove the contrary1 these holy frauds have been found of infinite service in establishing the cause of ,christianity4 ,why do we forbear to pursue their great and laudable example8 ,the modesty or the mistaken candour of these antients99 have allowed them to interpolate no more than one paragraph concerning ,jesus into the text of ,josephus4 ,would it not shew our superior zeal1 and be of infinite service to posterity1 if some divine of the present age would incorporate the whole narrative of ,matthew into the same text8 ,but1 alas1 the sneers of our adversaries1 the unbelievers1 have prevailed too much1 and good works1 like these1 are now no more6 #bf4 ,about eighteen centuries ago1 7according to the prophecy of ,christ and his apostle ,paul19999 the sun was darkened1 the moon ceased to give light1 and the stars fell from heaven2 the sign of the ,son of ,man was seen1 the ,lord himself descended from heaven with a shout1 the trumpets of the archangels were heard1 the dead in ,christ arose1 ,st4 ,paul and others of the elect1 who were then living1 were caught up in the clouds1 went to meet the ,lord in the air1 and have been with him ever since4 ,it is truly astonishing1 that a phenomenon so awful as the destruction of the system of nature should have made no interruption in the state of nations and affairs at that time1 that all the historians should omit to record so dreadful an event1 nay1 that they should survive it2 and that the primitive fathers should forbear to mention a circumstance which was so well calculated to establish the ,christian religion1 and confute all the arguments of the ,jews1 heathens1 and unbelievers4 ,when your ,lordships set about the great work of rectifying antient histories1 you will doubtless be careful to insert an account of this tremendous occurrence2 for ,christians can have no doubt but that it really happened1 since it was so directly foretold both in time and circumstances1 by ,christ and his apostle ,paul4 99 ,josephus1 de ,antiq4 ,jud4 lib4 xviii4 cap4 #d4 9999 ,matt4 xvi4 #bg1 #bh4--,matt4 xxiv4 #bi1 #cd4--,mark xiii4 #bd1 #ca4--,lukexxi4 #be1 #cc4--a ,thess4 iv4 #af1 #ag4 #bg4 ,the oracles of ,delphos were obscure and capable of various interpretations1 but the prophecies of sacred writ are all so clear and obvious1 they shine so bright by their own native lustre1 that no one has ever pretended to doubt their divine origin1 except those infidels who are unfortunately blinded by the too great suffusion of light1 which the ,scriptures so continually emit4 ,if the gift of curing the blind be not entirely lost among the apostles of the present day1 it must be ,christian charity to describe the symptoms of their disorder1 that your ,lordships may attempt the cure4 ,these unfortunate people observe1 that ,god said to ,adam concerning the tree of knowledge of good and evil199 ,in the day that thou eatest thereof1 thou shalt surely die2 he transgressed1 and1 nevertheless1 lived at least eight hundred years afterwards4 ,they observe1 that the great evangelical prophet ,isaiah199 could foresee the downfall of ,babylon by ,cyrus1 but could not tell the name of the ,messiah1 though his coming was an event of infinitely greater consequence2 nay1 they even charge him with a blunder1 if we admit the opinion1 that ,christ was intended by the names1 ,mahershalal-hash-baz and ,immanuel19999 since he was never called by them4 ,but they impiously solve this1 difficulty1 by affirming1 that ,isaiah might take the advantage of writing his prophecy concerning ,cyrus after the events took place1 but could not avail himself of the same pious cunning in the affair of the ,messiah4 ,and1 in fact1 we1 the true believers1 are in great want of evidence to overthrow their supposition4 ,they demand1 if the prophecies be so evident and clear1 so different from those of the ,heathens1 how happened it that the whole ,jewish nation1 then living1 together with the angel ,gabriel1 should mistake1 and suppose the kingdom of the ,messiah to be temporal2 and that it should not be discovered that his kingdom was not of this world1 until his enemies1 the unbelievers1 had prevailed and sent him out of it8 ,they ask1 whether those inspired writers who prophesied concerning things of no consequence1 as the thirty pieces of silver1 and the casting lots for his garments1 could not1 with equal certainty1 have predicted the more important circumstances of his death and resurrection8 ,in short1 they beg to be shewn a single prophecy concerning which divines are agreed1 and desire to know why1 in the days of gospel light1 the great prophecy of ,john the ,divine should be more obscure and enigmatical than any which was written during the typical and shadowy dispensation of ,moses8 ,all which absurd questions your ,lordships will1 no doubt1 answer1 overthrow1 and expose in the most palpable manner1 to the great joy of us weak ,christians4 99 ,isaiah xiv4 and xlv4 9999 ,iaiah 999999 ,luke i4 #cb4 #bh4 ,how came it to pass1 say our enemies1 the cavillers and unbelievers1 that ,jesus1 the ,son of ,god1 should curse a fig-tree99 for being without fruit in ,march2 was he1 by whom the world was made19999 ignorant that it was not the season for figs8 ,they likewise demand1 whether it was by design or mistake that he affirmed999999 that wheat does not produce fruit unless it first die8 ,if ,scripture was not meant to instruct philosophers1 yet why should it mislead them8 ,but though these infidels may please to assert1 that wheat in our days is governed by laws directly contrary to these1 as all naturalists indeed acknowledge1 yet who can affirm that it was so eighteen hundred years ago8 ,on the contrary1 since these things are recorded in the sacred writings1 we ought to submit and believe that the system of ,nature is changed from what it was in ancient times4 ,this event probably came to pass when the sun was darkened1 and the stars fell from ,heaven1 as mentioned in a former question4 99 ,matt4 xxi4 #ah4 ,mark xi4 #ac1 #bj4 9999 ,john i4 #c4 999999 ,john xii4 #bd4 99999999 ,quest4 #bf4 #bi4 ,your ,lordships1 no doubt1 will readily explain and settle the mysterious disagreement between ,john the ,baptist and ,jesus ,christ499 ,john being asked if he was ,elias1 answered1 ,i am not2 but ,jesus9999 affirms1 the contrary4 ,as few even of the ,christians have faith enough to believe that ,john was and was not ,elias at the same time1 a word or two of explanation would afford them infinite satisfaction4 ,commentators in divinity can do miracles in the way of explaining2 but1 unfortunately for us1 all other miracles have long ceased1 though at no time so much wanted as at present4 #cj4 ,out of forty ,gospels we receive four as canonical2 the rest are the fruitful produce of that spirit of forgery which the ,christian world has always been celebrated for4 ,their piety was indefatigable in burning the books of the heretics and unbelievers1 and the same piety was not sparing in furnishing apocryphal books4 ,it is for the salvation of mankind that ,christianity should prevail2 and how can its propagation be advanced1 and its dominion confirmed1 more than by preventing the arguments against it from being exposed to view8 ,some may indeed pretend1 that this mode of proceeding is tyrannical1 and destructive of the rights of mankind2 but we1 the faithful1 insist that it is zealous and politic4 ,how can a man be said to be injured1 even if we allow that he is cheated1 since he is cheated into salvation1 though perhaps against his will8 ,yet it will be doing a singular service to us weaker ,christians1 if your ,lordships will point out by what particular emanation of the ,holy ,spirit the ,church was enabled to select the divine out of such a number of apocryphal writings4 99 ,john i4 #ba4 9999 ,matt4 xi4 #ad4 ,our enemies1 the infidels1 say1 that time has obliterated the primitive disputes on this subject1 and that the sanction of custom has confirmed the authority of the four ,gospels1 which1 so far from external and historical1 have not even the internal evidence of truth4 ,they observe1 that the gospel of ,mark1 though evidently an abridgement of that of ,matthew1 yet differs from it in many very material particulars2 that the grand circumstance of the conspiracy by which ,christ lost his life1 is told differently and discordantly by all the four4 ,they express the highest astonishment that the sending of ,jesus to ,herod by ,pilate should be related by ,luke1 and that the other three ,evangelists should not only omit that occurrence1 but relate the proceedings in this affair so as entirely to exclude the possibility of its insertion4 ,they think it also impossible that an earthquake should rend rocks1 and that many saints should arise from the dead1 and go into the holy city1 as ,matthew relates2 and yet that these great events should not only have escaped contemporary historians1 but even the other three ,evangelists4 ,and to this they add1 that it is particularly strange and amazing that ,john1 who was present at the crucifixion199 should not only forbear to mention any one of the terrible appearances recorded in ,matthew on that occasion1 but that even the darkness of three hours' duration1 which must have made the most lasting impression on every individual in ,judea1 should also be by him totally unnoticed4 99 ,such as we behold even in the present enlightened day by that great prophetess1 ,joanna ,southcott1 and her followers6 who are now deceiving the people of this kingdom with her prophecies4 ,edit4 #ca4 ,the malevolence and incredulity of our adversaries1 the unbelievers1 are visible in nothing so much as the criticisms they make on the resurrection4 ,they complain1 and with some degree of reason1 that this most miraculous and important event1 instead of possessing that extraordinary and uncommonly clear evidence1 which its incredible nature requires1 bears1 on the contrary1 every mark of a forgery4 ,instead of ,christ's re-appearing to all the world1 that the world might believe1 he is said to have appeared to his disciples1 who were the only men on earth whose evidence could be exceptionable in the case2 men who already engaged in the attempt of forming a sect or party199 could by no means be disinterested in their report2 the only men on earth who could be suspected of forgery in the present instance4 ,these are the men1 say our enemies1 who were to preach ,jesus ,christ to the world1 and to find arguments to support the fact1 which ,christ might have uncontrovertibly established by appearing again in public4 ,but the generation was unworthy of that condescension1 we reply1 which they wickedly paraphrase thus3 ,god1 who desireth3 not the death of a sinner1 left them in their sins1 that they might die--,god1 who spared not his beloved ,son1 but gave him to the bitterness of death1 that sinners might be saved1 chose1 nevertheless1 to deprive all mankind of the proper evidence of the resurrection1 because the ,jews of that age were sinners6 ,mercy is the character of the first act1 but how shall we characterize the latter8 ,is the ,god of the ,christians inconsistent with himself8 ,did the great and merciful ,being act thus8 ,did he inspire four men to write accounts of the resurrection199 which disagree with each other in almost every circumstance8 ,does his divine truth bear the resemblance of forgery and invention1 that we may shew our faith and reliance on him1 by making a sacrifice of our reason2 and believing by an act1 not of the understanding but of the will8 ,but why1 ,o thou ,supreme ,governor6 why hast thou given us reason1 if reason be the accursed thing which we ought to cast from us8 ,or rather1 is not reason the first and only revelation from thee2 and are not those enthusiasts accursed1 who1 promulgating vile systems unworthy of thee1 find their base purposes are not to be accomplished1 till they have first deprived us of thy best gift8 99 ,see the concluding chapters of the four ,evangelists4 ,these1 my ,lords1 are the reflections of infidels and unbelievers2 reflections which our truly ,christian zeal and detestation would have prevented us from repeating1 if we had not been supported by a pleasing anticipation of the glorious and satisfactory manner in which they will be answered1 explained1 and overthrown by your ,lordships1 to the entire satisfaction and conviction of us weak ,christians4 ,not by persecution1 pains1 penalties1 fines and imprisonment1 otherwise the unbelievers will then sneeringly say1 that your ,lordships are incapable of answering them1 or1 what is more unfortunate1 that they are really unanswerable4 ,,finis4