,illu/ration3 ,george ,du ,mauri] ,,engli% ,,society ,,sket*$ ,,by ,,george ,,du ,,mauri] ,illu/ration3 ,logo ,,new ,,york ,,h>p] ,,bro!rs1 ,,publi%]s #ahig ,copyright1 #ahhf1 #ahhg1 #ahhh1 #ahhi1 #ahij1 #ahia1 #ahib1 #ahic1 #ahid1 #ahie1 & #ahif1 by ,,h>p] ,,bro!rs4 ,all rights res]v$4 ,,george ,,du ,,mauri] ,i 0 ?9k+1 ) a pang1 j be=e ,i put my p5 to ! pap]1 t ! dea? ( ,george du ,mauri] mu/ be a fact ( /ale int]e/ to ! read] already1 & t x w\ld be /al] yet by ! "t my words rea*$ him4 ,s swiftly does ! revolv+ _w c>ry our sorr[ into ! sun1 our mir? into ! %ade1 t x is z if ! spe$ ( ! planet _h caught some?+ ( ! impati5ce ( age1 & x 7 hurri$ r\nd ^u its axis ) ! quick5$ pulses ( s5ility4 ,b p]haps ?is is a delusion ( ours :o dwell 9 ! vicissitude ( ev5ts1 & !re are /ill spots on ! e>?'s :irl+ surface1 lurk+-places ( quiet1 :]e x seems n to move1 & !re is "t to rememb] & to regret2 :]e x is no a/oni%+ ?+ t a k+ %\ld be a :ole mon? dead1 & yet n =gott54 ,at any rate1 x is 9 ! hope1 if n q ! fai?1 ( ?is t ,i v5ture "s belat$ l9es conc]n+ a man :om we h lo/ j :5 he seem$ beg9n+ to reveal himself4 ,i4 ,x 0 my good =tune to h ! c\rage to write to ,du ,mauri] :5 ,trilby 0 only half pr9t$1 & to tell him h[ mu* ,i lik$ ! gay1 sad /ory4 ,9 e way x 0 well t ,i did n wait = ! end1 = ! la/ ?ird ( x seem$ to me s altoge!r =c$ 9 its conclusions t ,i c\ld n h (f]$ my praises ) a :ole he>t1 nor he accept$ !m ) any1 if ! disgu/ ) its prepo/]\s popul>ity1 :i* he s frankly1 s humor\sly express$1 _h !n begun 9 him4 ,b ! lik+ :i* its read]s felt _h n yet become loa?some to ! au?or1 & he wrote me back a *>m+ note1 promis+ me ! my/]y1 & en\gh ( x1 :i* ,i _h hop$ =1 because ( my pleasure 9 ! true-dream+ 9 ,pet] ,ibbetson2 & speak+ briefly1 mo/ mode/ly & fitly1 ( 8 comm5c+ noveli/ at sixty1 & 8 relative misgiv+s & surprises4 ,x 0 inde$ "o ( ! mo/ extraord9>y ?+s 9 ! hi/ory ( lit]ature1 & )\t a p>allel1 at lea/ to my ignorance4 ,he might h comm5c$ & fail$2 t w\ld h be5 inf9itely less amaz+ ?an 8 mo/ amaz+ success2 b x 0 v amaz+ t he %\ld h comm5c$ at all4 ,x is useless to say t he _h comm5c$ long be=e1 & 9 ! lit]>y prop]ty ( 8 "w he _h always be5 an au?or4 ,?is !ory w n ju/ify itself to any critical judgm5t2 "o might z well say1 if "s great noveli/ di/+ui%$ = 8 s5se ( color took to pa9t+1 t he _h always be5 an arti/4 ,! wond] ( ,du ,mauri]'s essay1 ! a/\nd+ spectacle ( 8 success1 _c be dim9i%$ by any su* explanation ( x4 ,he comm5c$ noveli/ 9 ,pet] ,ibbetson1 & s f> z lit]ature 0 conc]n$ he succe$$ 9 ev5 great] fulness ?an he has succe$$ s9ce4 ,he _h p]fect reason to be surpris$2 he _h attempt$ an exp]im5t1 & he _h p]=m$ a miracle4 ,z = ! nature1 or ! quality1 ( 8 miracle1 t is ano!r "q4 ,i myself ?9k t 9 all ess5tials x 0 f9e4 ,! result 0 n less gold because !re 0 "s dross ( ! transmut$ metals hang+ ab\t ! preci\s +ot1 & ! evid5ces ( ! process 7 pres5t1 ?\gh ! secret 0 z occult z ev]4 ,he won ! he>t1 he k9dl$ ! fancy1 he bewit*$ ! reason2 & no "o c say j h[ he did x4 ,8 lit]>y attitude 0 n altoge!r new2 he p]fect$ an attitude recognizable fir/ 9 ,field+1 next 9 ,/]ne1 !n 9 ,he9e1 aft]w>ds 9 ,?ack]ay3 ! attitude :i* ,i once call$ confid5tial1 & %ook ?ree realms beyond seas1 & _! colonial dep5d5cies "h1 ) ! ^w4 ,x is an attitude :i* ,i f9d swagg]+ 9 ,field+1 ins9c]e 9 ,/]ne1 mock+ 9 ,he9e1 & in>ti/ic 9 ,?ack]ay2 b ,du ,mauri] made x lovable4 ,8 :ole /ory 0 a confid5ce2 :atev] illusion !re 0 resid$ 9 t fact2 y _h to grant x 9 ! beg9n+1 & he made y grant x gladly4 ,a trick8 ,yes2 b none ( y\r vulg> ones2 a species ( leg]dema91 exquisite z t ( ! ,ea/]n juggl] :o plants 8 ladd] on ! gr\nd1 climbs x1 & pulls x up aft] him into ! empty air4 ,x wants s]i\sness1 x wants ! la/ respect = ! read]'s intellig5ce1 x wants critical ju/ification2 x wants :atev] is ! v greate/ ?+ 9 ! v greate/ noveli/s2 ! ?+ t conv9ces 9 ,haw?orne1 ,george ,eliot1 ,t\rgu5ief1 ,tol/oy4 ,b %ort ( ?is supreme tru?1 x has e grace1 e beauty1 e *>m4 ,x t\*es1 x appeals1 x consoles2 & x flatt]s1 too2 if x turns ! head1 if x intoxicates1 well1 x is bett] to own ! fact t x leaves "o 9 n q ! condition = judg+ x4 ,i made my tacit prote/ aga9/ x aft] foll[+ ,trilby1 poor s\l1 to h] apo!osis at ! h&s ( ! _w & ! *ur*2 b ,i fell a prey to x aga9 9 ! fir/ *apt]s ( ,! ,m>tian1 & ,i expect to cont9ue 9 t sweet bondage to ! end4 ,,ii4 ,if ,i v5ture to say t s5tim5tality is ! dom9ant ( ! ,du ,mauri] music1 x is because 8 art has made s5tim5tality beautiful2 ,i _h almo/ said real1 & ,i am ready to say diff]5t f :at x 0 be=e4 ,x is a v manly s5tim5tality2 we ne$ n be a%am$ ( %>+ x2 "o %\ld r be a%am$ ( dis[n+ its emotions4 ,x is 9 its sweetness1 z well z its manl9ess1 t ,i f9d ! *ief analogy betwe5 ,du ,mauri]'s lit]ature & 8 art4 ,9 all ! long c\rse ( 8 deal+ ) ! life ( ,engli% society1 ,i c ?9k ( b two or ?ree in/ances ( ung5tl5ess4 ,! humor :i* %one ^u e rank1 & e v>iety ( "*1 nev] aba%$ ! l[ly1 nev] insult$ wom51 nev] betray$ ! tru/ :i* repos$ 9 its traditions ( dec5cy & g5]osity4 ,if we ?9k ( any o!r c>icaturi/'s art1 h[ bitt] x is apt to be1 h[ brutal1 h[ base6 ,! cruelties t (t5 pass = wit1 ev5 9 ! be/ ( our own society satires1 nev] tempt$ him to _! ignoble exploitation2 & z = ! fil?y droll]ies ( ,fr5* wit1 =ev] amus+ itself ) "o comm&m5t1 h[ f> !y all are f him6 ,8 pictures are full ( ! de>e/ *ildr51 lovely "y girls1 hone/ "y fell[s2 snobs :o are z compassionable z !y are despicable1 bores :o h _! reason = be+1 hypocrites :o are n beyond r$emption4 ,x is 9 8 tol]ance1 8 f9al pity ( all life1 t ,du ,mauri] takes 8 place ) ! great tal5ts2 & x is 9 8 sympa?y = weakness1 = ! abas$ & outca/1 t he classes himself ) ! =emo/ noveli/s ( ! age1 n "o ( :om is recreant to ! high (fice ( tea*+ by p>able t we may n pr(itably despise "o ano!r4 ,n ev5 ,sv5gali 0 beyond ! pale ( 8 m]cy1 & h[ well )9 x "s o!r sorts ( s9n]s 71 ! grief ( v respectable p te/ifi$4 ,i w own myself t ,i l h]oes & h]o9es to be born 9 w$lock :5 !y conv5i5tly c1 & to keep true to x2 b if an au?or wi%es to suppose !m o!rwise ,i _c proscribe !m except = subsequ5t misbehavior 9 8 h&s4 ,! tr\ble ) ,trilby 0 n t %e 0 :at %e 0 imag9$1 b t f9ally ! _w c\ld n imag9ably act ) reg>d to h] z ! au?or feign$4 ,su* z %e are to be =giv51 :5 !y s9 no m2 n exalt$ & b[$ d[n to by all mann] ( elect p]sonages4 ,b ,i fancy ,du ,mauri] did n mean h] to be an example4 ,%e _h to be done some?+ )1 & aft] all %e _h suff]$1 x 0 n 9 ! he>t ( poetic ju/ice to d5y h] a little moritur>y triumph4 ,du ,mauri] 0 n a c5sor ( morals1 b ( mann]s1 :i* inde$ are or ought to be ! fl[] ( morals1 b n _! root1 & 8 deflections f ! /raight l9e 9 ! de/9y ( 8 creations mu/ n be too s]i\sly reg>d$4 ,i take x t ! v highe/ fiction is t :i* treats itself z fact1 & nev] once all[s itself to be o!rwise4 ,?is is ! k9d t ! read] may well hold to ! /ricte/ acc\ntability 9 all respects4 ,b !re is ano!r k9d capable ( express+ an engag+ beauty1 & bewit*+ly portray+ _m phases ( life1 :i* comes smil+ to y or 79 vulg> keep+7 nudg+ y1 & ask+ y to a game ( make-believe4 ,i d n object to t k9d ei!r1 b ,i %\ld n judge x on su* high gr\nds z ! o!r4 ,i ?9k x rea*$ its p]fect effect 9 ,du ,mauri]'s h&s1 & t ?is noveli/1 :o wrote no fiction till nigh sixty1 is ! greate/ ma/] 9 t sort :o ev] liv$1 & ,i d n =get ei!r ,/]ne or ,?ack]ay :5 ,i say s4 ,,iii4 ,:5 ,i fir/ spoke1 long ago1 ( ! confid5tial attitude ( ,?ack]ay1 ,i said t n[ we w\ld n endure x4 ,b ,i 0 wrong1 if ,i meant t m ?an ! v small numb] :o judge novels critically w\ld be impati5t ( x4 ,no soon] 7 ^? fe>ful words pr9t$ ?an ,i began to f9d1 to my va/ surprise1 t ! confid5tial attitude 9 ,?ack]ay 0 :at mo/ pleas$ ! greate/ numb] ( 8 read]s4 ,?is gave me an ill op9ion ( _! ta/e1 b ,i c\ld n d5y ! fact2 & ! ob/rep]\s triumph ( ,trilby1 :i* 0 "o long confid5ce1 has s9ce contribut$ to r5d] my defeat ov]:elm+4 ,du ,mauri]'s use ( ! me?od1 z he p]fect$ x1 0 s *>m+ t ,i am n sure b ,i began to be a little 9 love ) x myself1 ?\gh ord9>ily sup]ior to its bl&i%m5ts4 ,x 0 all v well to h ,?ack]ay weep ^u y\r neck ov] ! =tunes ( 8 *>act]s1 b if he _h j be5 tell+ y !y 7 puppets1 x 0 n s gratify+2 & z = poor ,/]ne1 8 sighs 7 s frankly ins9c]e y c\ld n believe any?+ he said4 ,b ,du ,mauri] came ) ano!r eye = life1 ) a fai? ( 8 own :i* y c\ld %>e1 & ) a _s :i* ende>$ him f ! fir/4 ,he _h prodigi\s novelties 9 /ore3 true-dream+1 hypnotism1 & n[ 7"o does n "k q :at yet7 intellig5ce f ! neighborly little planet ,m>s4 ,he _h ! gift ( p]suad+ y t all 8 wond]s 7 true1 & 8 flatt]+ famili>ity ( mann] height5$ ! effect ( 8 wond]s1 l t ( ! pre/idigitator1 :o passes r\nd 9 8 audi5ce1 *att+ pleasantly1 :ile he p\rs tw5ty diff]5t liquors out ( "o magical bottle4 ,i w\ld n c\nt 8 beautiful tal5t at less ?an its r>e wor?1 & if ?is figure belittles t1 x does him wrong4 ,n be=e 9 our lit]ature has any?+ m di/9ct1 m individual1 made itself felt4 ,i h assum$ to trace its desc5t1 f ?is writ] to t2 b x 0 only p>tly s desc5d$2 9 :at made x surpris+ & captivat+1 x 0 heav5-desc5d$4 ,we %all be ! loneli] & ! poor] h]eaft] = ! sil5ce :i* is to be :]e ,george du ,mauri] might h be54 ,w4 ,d4 ,,h[ells4 ,,engli% ,,society ,illu/ration3 ,,po/-,,pr&ial ,,/udies ,,fair ,,ho/ess 7pass+ ! w9e74--,i hope y admire ?is decant]1 ,admiral8 ,,gallant ,,admiral4--,ah6 x's n ! vessel ,i am admir+4444 ,,fair ,,ho/ess4--,i suppose x's ! port8 ,,gallant ,,admiral4--,oh1 no2 x's ! pilot4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,hamp]$ ,,) ,a ,,consci5ce ,,tommy 7home f an aft]noon p>ty74--,mamma1 d>l+1 ,i've got a great favor to ask ( y4444 ,please don't ask me h[ ,i behav$6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,fel9e ,,am5ities ,,old ,,lady 7to fa%ionable beauty1 :o has rec5tly m>ri$ ! ,g5]al74--,& s t :ite-hair$ old d>l+ is y\r husb&6 ,:at a good-look+ c\ple y mu/ once h be56 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,tak+ ,,! ,,*ances ,,! ,,g5]al4--,i've br\ght y a new book1 ,aunt ,emily1 by ! new ,fr5* ,academician4 ,i'm told x's v good2 b ,i've n read x myself1 s ,i'm n sure x's q--a--q correct1 y "k4 ,,aunt ,,emily4--,my de> boy1 ,i'm n9ety-six1 & ,i'll risk x6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,trials ,,( ,a ,,pa9t]',s ,,wife ,,sir ,,b9ks 7:o always piques himself on say+ j ! "r ?+74--,a--:at ,i l s mu* ab\t ! milkmaid1 dont*]kn[1 is t y\r husb& hasn't fall5 into ! usual mi/ake ( pa9t+ a lady dress$ up 9 milkmaid's clo!s6 ,%e's s unmi/akably a milkmaid & no?+ else1 dont*]kn[6 ,,! ,,pa9t]',s ,,wife4--,i'm s glad y ?9k s4444 ,he pa9t$ h] f me6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,ladies ,,( ,,fa%ion ,,& ,,_! ,,doctors 7,,sc5e3 ,! ,wait+-,room ( a ,fa%ionable ,physician47 ,,fair ,,pati5t 7j u%]$ 974--,:at--y "h1 ,lizzie8 ,:y1 a9't y well8 ,,second ,,ditto4--,p]fectly1 ?anks6 ,b :at's ! matt] ) y1 de>8 ,,fir/ ,,ditto4--,oh1 no?+ :atev]6 ,i'm z "r z possible1 de>e/4446 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,bonj\r1 ,,suzon6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,rival ,,small ,,& ,,e>lies 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,"m',s ,,d>l+s 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,daylight ,,wisdom ,,eld] ,,si/]4--,oh6 he propos$ aft] supp]1 did he--aft] danc+ ) y all night--& y refus$ him8 ,q "r6 ,my de> *ild1 nev] believe 9 any proposal until ! "y man calls at elev5 9 ! morn+ & asks y to be 8 wife6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,an ,,unappreciat$ ,,complim5t ,good-night1 ,miss ,maud6 ,i'm n ,miss ,maud4 ,miss ,e!l1 ,i mean4 ,won't y %ake h&s ) me8 ,h[ ungrateful ( y6 & j aft] ,i've be5 tak+ y = y\r lovely si/]1 too4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,le ,,monde ,,ou ,l',,on ,s',,ennuie ,i see a t5t4 ,i wond] :at's go+ on inside8 ,let's g & see4444 ,:at's ! good ( our go+ 9 !re8 ,:at's ! good ( our /opp+ out "h8 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,tables ,,turn$ ,,tir$ ,,daught]s4--,don't y ?9k we might g n[1 mamma8 ,x's ?ree o'clock4 ,,fe/ive ,,mamma4--,oh1 t's n s v late1 d>l+s4444 ,mayn't ,i h "o m dance8 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,sleepy ,,holl[ ,,9 ,,! ,,old ,,c\ntry 7,! ,common ,room at ,/4 ,morpheus1 ,oxbridge47 ,,fir/ ,,tutor 7wak+ up1 & languidly help+ himself to 8 mode/ glass ( cl>et74--,ah6 ,i l a little sleep aft] d9n]4444 ,x makes "o ready = "o's w9e6 ,,second ,,tutor4--,well1 ,i l a little sleep be=e d9n] be/6 ,,! ,,ma/]4--,pooh6 ,talk to me ( ! aft]-breakfa/ sleep 9 t]m-"t6 ,t's :at ,i enjoy66 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,tak+ ,,"o ,,too ,,mu* ,,at ,,"o',s ,,^w ,,ho/ess4--,won't y play u some?+1 ,mr4 ,sp9ks8 ,,musical ,,amateur 7:o ?9ks a good deal ( himself1 9 spite ( 8 mode/y74--,oh1 don't ask me--y are all su* fir/-rate p]=m]s "h--& y play su* good music1 too4 ,,ho/ess4--,well1 b we l a little v>iety1 y "k4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,engli% ,,take ,,_! ,,pleasures ,,sadly 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,daught] ,,( ,,he? ,,lionel4--,oh1 ,i say1 ,b5jam96 h[ spl5did y\r wife is look+6 ,%e pays = dress+1 if y l6 ,,b5jam94--,does %e1 my boy8 ,i only wi% %e did6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,"q ,,( ,,age ,,t$dy4--,h[ old are y1 ,aunt ,milly8 ,,aunt ,,milly 7:o owns to #ce74--,oh1 ,t$dy1 almo/ a hundr$6 ,,t$dy4--,auntie1 ,i c't believe y6 ,i'd believe y if y'd said fifty6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,breakfa/ ,,at ,,bonneb\*e ,,hall ,a s\!rly w9d & a cl\dy sky proclaim a hunt+ morn+4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,bus9ess ,,sir ,,b$iv]e ,,de ,,v]e4--,oh1 ,i say4 ,h[ y d *aff6 ,y nev] take me s]i\sly6 ,,am]ican ,,belle4--,y nev] ask$ me6 7,no c>ds47 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,dome/ic ,,economy ,,mat]4--,papa1 de>1 d y "k a halfp5ny weekly pap] call$ ,flipbutts8 ,,pat]4--,nev] he>d ( x 9 my life6 ,,mat]4--,well1 x (f]s n9ep5ce a column = answ]+ que/ions1 & !y are s difficult1 & we d s want to make a little money6 ,d leave (f y\r novel & help u a little4 7,pat] c only write two novels a ye>1 b gets ,l#aj1jjj = ea* ( !m47 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,:at ,,induc$ ,,him ,,to ,,m>ry ,,h]8 ,,he4--,look6 ,"h comes "y ,brummell ,wa%+ton1 ) 8 bride4 ,i wond] :at on e>? induc$ him to m>ry h]8 ,,%e4--,oh1 probably somebody bet him he w\ldn't6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,claim ,,to ,,social ,,prec$5ce ,,ho/ess4--,y mu/ give y\r arm to ,miss ,male*o1 ,william1 & put h] on y\r "r1 & make y\rself z agreeable z y possibly c6 ,,ho/4--,:y1 %e's a p]son ( no consequ5ce :atev]6 ,,ho/ess4--,oh1 yes1 %e is6 ,%e's v ill-natur$1 & tells ! mo/ horrid lies ab\t p if !y don't pay h] ! v greate/ att5tion6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,an ,,introduction ,auntie1 d>l+1 ?is is my new fri5d1 ,georgie ,jones4 ,he is nice4 ,& isn't x funny1 my bir?day is ! n9? ( ,janu>y1 & 8 is ! t5?1 s y see we only j escap$ be+ tw9s6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,banjonalities 7,! ,freemasonry ( ,art47 ,,he4--,i beg y\r p>don--b--er w\ld y be s k9d z to give me ! ',g'8 ,,%e4--,oh1 c]ta9ly4 7,gives x47 ,,he4--,?anks1 awfully6 7,b[s & proce$s on 8 way47 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,teutonic ,,satire ,,ho/ess4--,oh1 pray don't leave (f1 ,h]r ,ros5cranz4 ,t 0 a lovely song y j began6 ,,em95t ,,b>ytone4--,yes1 matame1 bot x tit n h>monise viz de *5]al gonf]zation4 ,x is 9 ,b vlat1 & y & all y\r vr5ts are talk+ 9 ,g4 ,i haf a zong 9 ,f & a zong 9 ,a %>p1 bot ,i haf no zong 9 ,g6 ,,accompani/4--,a*6 ,b]haps1 to opli*e matame1 ,i c\ld dransbose de aggombanim5ts--ja8 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,reason+ ,,f ,,induction ,look1 ,ge(frey6 ,t's ,lady ,emily ,toml9son4 ,isn't %e pretty8 ,yes4 ,& ,i s'pose t's ,"l ,emily walk+ ) h]6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,^? ,,infelicit\s ,,spee*es ,,pr(essor ,,boreham4--,:at6 alone1 ,mrs4 ,highfly]8 ,y\r husb& is n ill1 ,i tru/6 ,,mrs4 ,,highfly] 7innoc5tly74--,oh no2 b he 0 afraid he might be1 if he came "h6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,social ,,p]sev]ance ,,mrs4 ,,onsl[-,,pu%+ton4--,:at a v s+ul> woman ,lady ,ma%am is1 ,pr(essor6 ,i h call$ on h] e ,w$nesday ?is mon?1 & ! 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,,pr(essor4--,w y give me a kiss1 my de>8 ,,effie 7an habitually naughty girl74--,oh1 mammie4444 ,i'll be good1 ,i'll be good4444 ,i promise6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,an ,,unpleasant ,,social ,,duty ,,ho/ess4--,ge(frey1 ,i want y to dance ) t little girl6 ,,ge(frey4--,oh1 well1 if ,i mu/1 ,i mu/4446 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,/reet ,,dialectics ,,br[n 7:o 0 all b run ov]74--,:y didn't y call out soon]1 y /upid ass8 ,,cabby4--,i did1 sir6 ,,br[n4--,:y didn't y call out l\d]1 !n8 ,,cabby4--,i did1 sir6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,equal ,,to ,,! ,,occasion ,,mrs4 ,,gu%+ton4--,oh6 oh6 :at a lovely1 lovely picture6 ,s true1 s4444 ,,our ,,arti/4--,wait a bit1 ,mrs4 ,gu%+ton--x's wrong side up4444 ,let me put x "r fir/4446 7,does s47 ,,mrs4 ,,gu%+ton 7unaba%$74--,oh6 oh6 oh6 ,:y1 t way x's ev5 m lovely /ill6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,prec$5ce ,,at ,,bonneb\*e ,,hall ,,dur+ ,,! ,,holidays ,gr&papa takes ! bride 9 to d9n]1 & ! re/ foll[ anyh[4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,hi/rionic ,,egotism ,,our ,,pet ,,actor 7j arriv$74--,by ,jove--^! good p all seem to "k me v well--nodd+ & smil+--7nods & smiles himself1 "r & left7--uncommonly flatt]+1 ,i'm sure--consid]+ ,i've nev] set foot 9 ! t[n be=e6 ,,our ,,pet ,,arti/ 78 *um74--,i'm afraid x's me !y're nodd+ & smil+ at1 old man6 ,i come e ye>1 y "k--& "k e s\l 9 ! place6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,/ately ,,/aircase ,,w9ds ,,ar\nd ,a ,,l>ge ,,hall 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,h[ ,,reputations ,,( ,,di/+ui%$ ,,amateurs ,,are ,,sometimes ,,made ,,h]r ,,silb]mund 7! ,great ,piani/7 ,,to ,,mrs4 ,,tattl]4--,a*1 ,lady ,crei*ton has = ba9t+ d] mo/ rem>rgaple *5ius4 ,look at dis6 ,x is eqval to ,felasquez6 ,m4 ,,langu$or 7! ,fam\s ,pa9t]7 ,,to ,,miss ,,gu%+ton4--,ah6 ,= ze music1 ,miladi ,cretonne has a tal5t kvite exceptionnel4 ,li/5 to zat6 ,x surpass ,madame ,s*umann6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,eo!n ,,cook',s ,,t\ri/ 7female74--,:at's t jagg$ :ite l9e on ! horizon1 ,i wond]8 ,,cook',s ,,t\ri/ 7male74--,sn[1 probably6 ,,cook',s ,,t\ri/ 7female74--,ah6 t's mu* m likely6 ,i he>d ! 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ho/ & "y ,sir ,john & "y ,sir ,james & ! ,hon4 ,dick ,swivell]1 :ile ! ho/ess naturally takes ! arm ( h] nephew1 ,"l ,gosl9 7j f ,eton71 s t1 z ! p>ty is j two ladies %ort1 ,dr4 ,jones1 ! great hi/orian1 & ,pr(essor ,br[n1 ! fam\s philologi/ 7^: wives h n be5 ask$71 br+ up ! re> toge!r4 ,,! ,,doctor4--,well1 ,pr(essor1 we may be ( less consequ5ce ?an ! re/1 b at all ev5ts we're ! olde/ & ! mo/ r5[n$6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,?+s ,,"o ,,c\ld ,,wi% ,,to ,,h ,,express$ ,,o!rwise ,,puzzl$ ,,ho/ess4--,i beg y\r p>don1 ,"l ,bovril1 b w y tell me :e!r ,i ought to take y\r arm1 or ,pr9ce ,sulkyt(f's1 or ! ,duke's8 ,,"l ,,bovril 7,"l-,lieut5ant ( ! ,c\nty74--,well--a--s9ce y ask me1 ,i mu/ tell y t--a--z h] ,maje/y's repres5tative1 ,i am b\nd to claim ! honor6 ,b ,i hope y won't = a mom5t suppose t ,i'm fool en\gh--a--to c>e p]sonally "o rap ab\t t sort ( ?+6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,danc+ ,,m5 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,ill-,,consid]$ ,,utt]ances ,,well-,,pres]v$ ,,eld]ly ,,coquette4--,ah6 ,admiral1 :at a good "t we _h !re1 junket+ & danc+ & flirt+6 ,x all seems l ye/]day6 ,d y rememb] ! ,c>ew girls1 & y\r old flame ,lucy ,ma/]s1 & t poor boy ,jack ,lu%+ton1 :o 0 s desp]ately 9 love ) me8 ,,! ,,admiral4--,inde$ ,i d1 de> ,lady ,m>ia6 ,& to ?9k ( _! all dy+ 444 ye>s ago6444 ,& ( old age1 too6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,an ,,equivocal ,,complim5t ,,lady ,,prattl] 7a confirm$ fir/-night]1 to actor-manag]74--,i congratulate y on y\r success la/ night1 ,mr4 ,mc,stamp6444 ,h[ good y 76 ,x 0 all *>m9'--s light1 s bright1 s well put on ! /age6444 ,& oh6 su* nice long entr'actes1 y "k6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,pr(essional ,,beauties ,,( ,,! ,,pa/ ,,h\sekeep] 7%[+ visitors ov] hi/oric mansion74--,?is is ! portrait ( ,que5 ,ca!r9e ( ,m$ici--si/] to ! ,v5us ( t "n4444 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,gondolette 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,fe/ive ,,procession ,meet ( ! ,f\r-9-,h& ,club1 ,hyde ,p>k1 ,london4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,joys ,,( ,,hospitality ,,j5k9s4--,good heav5s6 ,:y1 !re's t brute ,tomk9s6 ,! skunk6 ,i wond] y c ask su* a man to y\r h\se6 ,i hope y hav5't put him ne> me at d9n]1 because ,i %all cut him dead4 ,,ho/ess4--,oh1 x's all "r4 ,he told me all ab\t y be=e y came 94 ,,j5k9s4--,did he8 ,:at did he say ab\t me1 ! ruffian8 ,,ho/ess4--,oh1 no?+ mu*--m]ely :at y've j be5 say+ ab\t him4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,too ,,k9d ,,by ,,half ,,he4--,oh1 ,i've long giv5 up danc+ = my own sake4 ,i only dance n[ ) ^? unlucky girls t don't get p>tn]s4 ,:o's t "y lady beh9d y8 ,,%e4--,my daught]4 ,,he4--,pray1 introduce me6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,an ,,infelicit\s ,,spee* ,:y1 y're look+ bett] already1 ,sir ,ronald6 ,yes1 ?anks to y\r delightful hospitality1 ,i've _h ev]y?+ my doctor ord]$ me3 ',fre% air1 good food1 agreeable society1 & *e]ful conv]sation t involves no /ra9 on ! intellect6' 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,disappo9tm5ts ,,( ,,lion-,,hunt+ ,,gu>dsman 7gaz+ at ! motley ?rong74--,any great lit]>y or sci5tific celebrities "h to-night1 ,lady ,circe8 ,,lady ,,circe 7:o has tak5 to hunt+ ,lions74--,no1 ,sir ,*>les4 ,! wor/ ( celebrities 9 ^! democratic days is t !y won't come unless y ask _! wives & families1 too6 ,s ,i ask ! wives & families1 & ! wives & families come 9 _! ?\s&s1 if y please1 & ! 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,,old ,,m>quis ,,( ,,c>abas4--,:at1 madam6 ,!re's y\r lovely b p5niless daught] positively dy+ to m>ry me2 & "h ,i am1 will+ to settle ,l#bj1jjj a ye> on h]1 & give h] "o ( ! olde/ titles 9 ,engl&1 & y refuse y\r cons5t6666 ,by ,george1 madam1 9 my "y days x wasn't ! mo!rs :o object$ to m5 ( my sort4 ,x 0 ! daught]s !mselves66 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,spee*es ,,"o ,,has ,,to ,,live ,,d[n ,,ho/ess4--,s sorry to h kept y wait+1 ,mr4 ,gre54 ,,visitor4--,oh1 don't m5tion x4 ,! anticipation1 y "k1 is always s mu* bright] ?an ! reality4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,too ,,consid]ate ,,mrs4 ,,br[n4--,oh1 ,mrs4 ,smi?1 d h t sweet baby ( y\rs br\ght d[n to %[ my husb&4 ,he's nev] se5 x4 ,,mr4 ,,br[n4--,oh1 pray1 don't tr\ble on my acc\nt4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,?+s ,,"o ,,w\ld ,,h ,,express$ ,,diff]5tly ,,g5ial ,,ho/ess4--,:at1 go+ already1 ,pr(essor8444 ,& mu/ y take y\r wife away ) y8 ,,! ,,pr(essor 7) grave polit5ess74--,inde$1 madam1 ,i am sorry to say ,i ,,mu/6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,happy ,,?\ght 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,flunkyana 7,a ,visit to ! ,portrait-,gall]y ( ,brabazon ,t[]s47 ,p>don me6 ,b y h pass$ ov] t picture 9 ! corn]4 ,an old ,dut* ma/]1 ,i ?9k4 ,oh1 t6 ',! ,burg]ma/]' x's call$ ,by ,rembrank1 ,i b'lieve4 ,x a9't no?+ mu*4 ,only a "w ( h>t4 ,n "o ( ! family1 y "k6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,oh1 ,,don',t ,,y ,,rememb] ,,sweet ,,alice1 ,,b5 ,,bolt8 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,a ,,w9d[ ,,/udy ,,! ,,maid54--,good-morn+1 ,mr4 ,jones6 ,h[ d y l my hyac9?s8 ,,! ,,curate4--,well1 !y prev5t me f see+ y6 ,i %\ld pref] ,l[] c9?s6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,s ,,engli%1 ,,y ,,"k6 ,! ,miss ,br[ns 7( a good ,bayswat] family7 play+ ,buffalo ,gals1 ) v>iations1 on two ,am]ican banjoes & an ,am]ican p>lor-gr&4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,social ,,t>radiddles ,,mrs4 ,,gu%+ton 7aside to h] husb&74--,:at a long1 tiresome piece ( music t 06 ,:o's x by1 ,i wond]8 ,,mr4 ,,gu%+ton4--,bee?ov51 my love4 ,,mrs4 ,,gu%+ton 7to ho/ess74--,my de> ,mrs4 ,br[n1 :at heav5ly music6 ,h[ 9 e b> "o feels ! /amp ( ! greate/ g5ius ! _w has ev] kn[n6 99 99 99 99 99 ,illu/ration3 ,,love',s ,,labor ,,lo/ ,oh1 papa1 we've all q made up our m9ds nev] to m>ry1 n[ we've got ?is beautiful h\se & g>d56 7,papa has tak5 ?is beautiful h\se & g>d5 solely ) ! 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