,,heretics ,,and ,,heresies ,by ,robert ,g4 ,ingersoll ,,heretics ,,and ,,heresies ,,liberty1 ,a ,,word ,,without ,,which ,,all ,,other ,,words ,,are ,,vain4 ,,whoever has an opinion of his own1 and honestly expresses it1 will be guilty of heresy4 ,heresy is what the minority believe2 it is the name given by the powerful to the doctrine of the weak4 ,this word was born of the hatred1 arrogance and cruelty of those who love their enemies1 and who1 when smitten on one cheek1 turn the other4 ,this word was born of intellectual slavery in the feudal ages of thought4 ,it was an epithet used in the place of argument4 ,from the commencement of the ,christian era1 every art has been exhausted and every conceivable punishment inflicted to force all people to hold the same religious opinions4 ,this effort was born of the idea that a certain belief was necessary to the salvation of the soul4 ,christ taught1 and the ,church still teaches1 that unbelief is the blackest of crimes4 ,god is supposed to hate with an infinite and implacable hatred1 every heretic upon the earth1 and the heretics who have died are supposed at this moment to be suffering the agonies of the damned4 ,the ,church persecutes the living and her ,god burns the dead4 ,it is claimed that ,god wrote a book called the ,bible1 and it is generally admitted that this book is somewhat difficult to understand4 ,as long as the ,church had all the copies of this book1 and the people were not allowed to read it1 there was comparatively little heresy in the world2 but when it was printed and read1 people began honestly to differ as to its meaning4 ,a few were independent and brave enough to give the world their real thoughts1 and for the extermination of these men the ,church used all her power4 ,protestants and ,catholics vied with each other in the work of enslaving the human mind4 ,for ages they were rivals in the infamous effort to rid the earth of honest people4 ,they infested every country1 every city1 town1 hamlet and family4 ,they appealed to the worst passions of the human heart4 ,they sowed the seeds of discord and hatred in every land4 ,brother denounced brother1 wives informed against their husbands1 mothers accused their children1 dungeons were crowded with the innocent2 the flesh of the good and true rotted in the clasp of chains2 the flames devoured the heroic1 and in the name of the most merciful ,god1 his children were exterminated with famine1 sword1 and fire4 ,over the wild waves of battle rose and fell the banner of ,jesus ,christ4 ,for sixteen hundred years the robes of the ,church were red with innocent blood4 ,the ingenuity of ,christians was exhausted in devising punishment severe enough to be inflicted upon other ,christians who honestly and sincerely differed with them upon any point whatever4 ,give any orthodox church the power1 and to-day they would punish heresy with whip1 and chain1 and fire4 ,as long as a church deems a certain belief essential to salvation1 just so long it will kill and burn if it has the power4 ,why should the ,church pity a man whom her ,god hates8 ,why should she show mercy to a kind and noble heretic whom her ,god will burn in eternal fire8 ,why should a ,christian be better than his ,god8 ,it is impossible for the imagination to conceive of a greater atrocity than has been perpetrated by the ,church4 ,every nerve in the human body capable of pain has been sought out and touched by the ,church4 ,let it be remembered that all churches have persecuted heretics to the extent of their power4 ,toleration has increased only when and where the power of the church has diminished4 ,from ,augustine until now the spirit of the ,christians has remained the same4 ,there has been the same intolerance1 the same undying hatred of all who think for themselves1 and the same determination to crush out of the human brain all knowledge inconsistent with an ignorant creed4 ,every church pretends that it has a revelation from ,god1 and that this revelation must be given to the people through the ,church2 that the ,church acts through its priests1 and that ordinary mortals must be content with a revelation--not from ,god--but from the ,church4 ,had the people submitted to this preposterous claim1 of course there could have been but one church1 and that church never could have advanced4 ,it might have retrograded1 because it is not necessary to think or investigate in order to forget4 ,without heresy there could have been no progress4 ,the highest type of the orthodox ,christian does not forget2 neither does he learn4 ,he neither advances nor recedes4 ,he is a living fossil embedded in that rock called faith4 ,he makes no effort to better his condition1 because all his strength is exhausted in keeping other people from improving theirs4 ,the supreme desire of his heart is to force all others to adopt his creed1 and in order to accomplish this object he denounces free-thinking as a crime1 and this crime he calls heresy4 ,when he had power1 heresy was the most terrible and formidable of words4 ,it meant confiscation1 exile1 imprisonment1 torture1 and death4 ,in those days the cross and rack were inseparable companions4 ,across the open bible lay the sword and fagot4 ,not content with burning such heretics as were alive1 they even tried the dead1 in order that the ,church might rob their wives and children4 ,the property of all heretics was confiscated1 and on this account they charged the dead with being heretical--indicted1 as it were1 their dust--to the end that the ,church might clutch the bread of orphans4 ,learned divines discussed the propriety of tearing out the tongues of heretics before they were burned1 and the general opinion was1 that this ought to be done so that the heretics should not be able1 by uttering blasphemies1 to shock the ,christians who were burning them4 ,with a mixture of ferocity and ,christianity1 the priests insisted that heretics ought to be burned at a slow fire1 giving as a reason that more time was given them for repentance4 ,no wonder that ,jesus ,christ said1 ,i came not to bring peace1 but a sword4 ,every priest regarded himself as the agent of ,god4 ,he answered all questions by authority1 and to treat him with disrespect was an insult offered to ,god4 ,no one was asked to think1 but all were commanded to obey4 ,in #abjh the ,inquisition was established4 ,seven years afterward1 the fourth council of the ,lateran enjoined all kings and rulers to swear an oath that they would exterminate heretics from their dominions4 ,the sword of the ,church was unsheathed1 and the world was at the mercy of ignorant and infuriated priests1 whose eyes feasted upon the agonies they inflicted4 ,acting1 as they believed1 or pretended to believe1 under the command of ,god2 stimulated by the hope of infinite reward in another world--hating heretics with every drop of their bestial blood2 savage beyond description2 merciless beyond conception1--these infamous priests1 in a kind of frenzied joy1 leaped upon the helpless victims of their rage4 ,they crushed their bones in iron boots2 tore their quivering flesh with iron hooks and pincers2 cut off their lips and eyelids2 pulled out their nails1 and into the bleeding quick thrust needles2 tore out their tongues2 extinguished their eyes2 stretched them upon racks2 flayed them alive2 crucified them with their heads downward2 exposed them to wild beasts2 burned them at the stake2 mocked their cries and groans2 ravished their wives2 robbed their children1 and then prayed ,god to finish the holy work in hell4 ,millions upon millions were sacrificed upon the altars of bigotry4 ,the ,catholic burned the ,lutheran1 the ,lutheran burned the ,catholic1 the ,episcopalian tortured the ,presbyterian1 the ,presbyterian tortured the ,episcopalian4 ,every denomination killed all it could of every other2 and each ,christian felt in duty bound to exterminate every other ,christian who denied the smallest fraction of his creed4 ,in the reign of ,henry ,,viii--that pious and moral founder of the apostolic ,episcopal ,church1--there was passed by the parliament of ,england an act entitled ,an act for abolishing of diversity of opinion4 ,and in this act was set forth what a good ,christian was obliged to believe3 ,first1 ,that in the sacrament was the real body and blood of ,jesus ,christ4 ,second1 ,that the body and blood of ,jesus ,christ was in the bread1 and the blood and body of ,jesus ,christ was in the wine4 ,third1 ,that priests should not marry4 ,fourth1 ,that vows of chastity were of perpetual obligation4 ,fifth1 ,that private masses ought to be continued2 and1 ,sixth1 ,that auricular confession to a priest must be maintained4 ,this creed was made by law1 in order that all men might know just what to believe by simply reading the statute4 ,the ,church hated to see the people wearing out their brains in thinking upon these subjects4 ,it was thought far better that a creed should be made by parliament1 so that whatever might be lacking in evidence might be made up in force4 ,the punishment for denying the first article was death by fire4 ,for the denial of any other article1 imprisonment1 and for the second offense--death4 ,your attention is called to these six articles1 established during the reign of ,henry ,,viii1 and by the ,church of ,england1 simply because not one of these articles is believed by that church to-day4 ,if the law then made by the church could be enforced now1 every ,episcopalian would be burned at the stake4 ,similar laws were passed in most ,christian countries1 as all orthodox churches firmly believed that mankind could be legislated into heaven4 ,according to the creed of every church1 slavery leads to heaven1 liberty leads to hell4 ,it was claimed that ,god had founded the ,church1 and that to deny the authority of the ,church was to be a traitor to ,god1 and consequently an ally of the devil4 ,to torture and destroy one of the soldiers of ,satan was a duty no good ,christian cared to neglect4 ,nothing can be sweeter than to earn the gratitude of ,god by killing your own enemies4 ,such a mingling of profit and revenge1 of heaven for yourself and damnation for those you dislike1 is a temptation that your ordinary ,christian never resists4 ,according to the theologians1 ,god1 the ,father of us all1 wrote a letter to his children4 ,the children have always differed somewhat as to the meaning of this letter4 ,in consequence of these honest differences1 these brothers began to cut out each other's hearts4 ,in every land1 where this letter from ,god has been read1 the children to whom and for whom it was written have been filled with hatred and malice4 ,they have imprisoned and murdered each other1 and the wives and children of each other4 ,in the name of ,god every possible crime has been committed1 every conceivable outrage has been perpetrated4 ,brave men1 tender and loving women1 beautiful girls1 and prattling babes have been exterminated in the name of ,jesus ,christ4 ,for more than fifty generations the ,church has carried the black flag4 ,her vengeance has been measured only by her power4 ,during all these years of infamy no heretic has ever been forgiven4 ,with the heart of a fiend she has hated2 with the clutch of avarice she has grasped2 with the jaws of a dragon she has devoured2 pitiless as famine1 merciless as fire1 with the conscience of a serpent3 such is the history of the ,church of ,god4 ,i do not say1 and ,i do not believe1 that ,christians are as bad as their creeds4 ,in spite of ,church and dogma1 there have been millions and millions of men and women true to the loftiest and most generous promptings of the human heart4 ,they have been true to their convictions1 and1 with a self-denial and fortitude excelled by none1 have labored and suffered for the salvation of men4 ,imbued with the spirit of self-sacrifice1 believing that by personal effort they could rescue at least a few souls from the infinite shadow of hell1 they have cheerfully endured every hardship and scorned every danger4 ,and yet1 notwithstanding all this1 they believed that honest error was a crime4 ,they knew that the bible so declared1 and they believed that all unbelievers would be eternally lost4 ,they believed that religion was of ,god1 and all heresy of the devil4 ,they killed heretics in defense of their own souls and the souls of their children4 ,they killed them because1 according to their idea1 they were the enemies of ,god1 and because the bible teaches that the blood of the unbeliever is a most acceptable sacrifice to heaven4 ,nature never prompted a loving mother to throw her child into the ,ganges4 ,nature never prompted men to exterminate each other for a difference of opinion concerning the baptism of infants4 ,these crimes have been produced by religions filled with all that is illogical1 cruel and hideous4 ,these religions were produced for the most part by ignorance1 tyranny and hypocrisy4 ,under the impression that the infinite ruler and creator of the universe had commanded the destruction of heretics and infidels1 the ,church perpetrated all these crimes4 ,men and women have been burned for thinking there is but one ,god2 that there was none2 that the ,holy ,ghost is younger than ,god2 that ,god was somewhat older than his son2 for insisting that good works will save a man without faith2 that faith will do without good works2 for declaring that a sweet babe will not be burned eternally1 because its parents failed to have its head wet by a priest2 for speaking of ,god as though he had a nose2 for denying that ,christ was his own father2 for contending that three persons1 rightly added together1 make more than one2 for believing in purgatory2 for denying the reality of hell2 for pretending that priests can forgive sins2 for preaching that ,god is an essence2 for denying that witches rode through the air on sticks2 for doubting the total depravity of the human heart2 for laughing at irresistible grace1 predestination and particular redemption2 for denying that good bread could be made of the body of a dead man2 for pretending that the pope was not managing this world for ,god1 and in the place of ,god2 for disputing the efficacy of a vicarious atonement2 for thinking the ,virgin ,mary was born like other people2 for thinking that a man's rib was hardly sufficient to make a good-sized woman2 for denying that ,god used his finger for a pen2 for asserting that prayers are not answered1 that diseases are not sent to punish unbelief2 for denying the authority of the bible2 for having a bible in their possession2 for attending mass1 and for refusing to attend2 for wearing a surplice2 for carrying a cross1 and for refusing2 for being a ,catholic1 and for being a ,protestant2 for being an ,episcopalian1 a ,presbyterian1 a ,baptist1 and for being a ,quaker4 ,in short1 every virtue has been a crime1 and every crime a virtue4 ,the ,church has burned honesty and rewarded hypocrisy4 ,and all this1 because it was commanded by a book--a book that men had been taught implicitly to believe1 long before they knew one word that was in it4 ,they had been taught that to doubt the truth of this book--to examine it1 even--was a crime of such enormity that it could not be forgiven1 either in this world or in the next4 ,the bible was the real persecutor4 ,the bible burned heretics1 built dungeons1 founded the ,inquisition1 and trampled upon all the liberties of men4 ,how long1 ,o how long will mankind worship a book8 ,how long will they grovel in the dust before the ignorant legends of the barbaric past8 ,how long1 ,o how long will they pursue phantoms in a darkness deeper than death8 ,unfortunately for the world1 about the beginning of the sixteenth century1 a man by the name of ,gerard ,chauvin was married to ,jeanne ,lefranc1 and still more unfortunately for the world1 the fruit of this marriage was a son1 called ,john ,chauvin1 who afterwards became famous as ,john ,calvin1 the founder of the ,presbyterian ,church4 ,this man forged five fetters for the brain4 ,these fetters he called points4 ,that is to say1 predestination1 particular redemption1 total depravity1 irresistible grace1 and the perseverance of the saints4 ,about the neck of each follower he put a collar bristling with these five iron points4 ,the presence of all these points on the collar is still the test of orthodoxy in the church he founded4 ,this man1 when in the flush of youth1 was elected to the office of preacher in ,geneva4 ,he at once1 in union with ,farel1 drew up a condensed statement of the ,presbyterian doctrine1 and all the citizens of ,geneva1 on pain of banishment1 were compelled to take an oath that they believed this statement4 ,of this proceeding ,calvin very innocently remarked that it produced great satisfaction4 ,a man named ,caroli had the audacity to dispute with ,calvin4 ,for this outrage he was banished4 ,to show you what great subjects occupied the attention of ,calvin1 it is only necessary to state that he furiously discussed the question as to whether the sacramental bread should be leavened or unleavened4 ,he drew up laws regulating the cut of the citizens' clothes1 and prescribing their diet1 and all those whose garments were not in the ,calvin fashion were refused the sacrament ,at last1 the people becoming tired of this petty theological tyranny1 banished ,calvin4 ,in a few years1 however1 he was recalled and received with great enthusiasm4 ,after this he was supreme1 and the will of ,calvin became the law of ,geneva4 ,under his benign administration1 ,james ,gruet was beheaded because he had written some profane verses4 ,the slightest word against ,calvin or his absurd doctrines was punished as a crime4 ,in #aeec a man was tried at ,vienne by the ,catholic ,church for heresy4 ,he was convicted and sentenced to death by burning4 ,it was apparently his good fortune to escape4 ,pursued by the sleuth hounds of intolerance he fled to ,geneva for protection4 ,a dove flying from hawks1 sought safety in the nest of a vulture4 ,this fugitive from the cruelty of ,rome asked shelter from ,john ,calvin1 who had written a book in favor of religious toleration4 ,servetus had forgotten that this book was written by ,calvin when in the minority2 that it was written in weakness to be forgotten in power2 that it was produced by fear instead of principle4 ,he did not know that ,calvin had caused his arrest at ,vienne1 in ,france1 and had sent a copy of his work1 which was claimed to be blasphemous1 to the archbishop1 ,he did not then know that the ,protestant ,calvin was acting as one of the detectives of the ,catholic ,church1 and had been instrumental in procuring his conviction for heresy4 ,ignorant of all this unspeakable infamy1 he put himself in the power of this very ,calvin4 ,the maker of the ,presbyterian creed caused the fugitive ,serve-tus to be arrested for blasphemy4 ,he was tried4 ,calvin was his accuser4 ,he was convicted and condemned to death by fire4 ,on the morning of the fatal day1 ,calvin saw him1 and ,servetus1 the victim1 asked forgiveness of ,calvin1 the murderer4 ,servetus was bound to the stake1 and the fagots were lighted4 ,the wind carried the flames somewhat away from his body1 so that he slowly roasted for hours4 ,vainly he implored a speedy death4 ,at last the flames climbed round his form2 through smoke and fire his murderers saw a white heroic face4 ,and there they watched until a man became a charred and shriveled mass4 ,liberty was banished from ,geneva1 and nothing but ,presbyterianism was left4 ,honor1 justice1 mercy1 reason and charity were all exiled2 but the five points of predestination1 particular redemption1 irresistible grace1 total depravity1 and the certain perseverance of the saints remained instead4 ,calvin founded a little theocracy1 modeled after the ,old ,testament1 and succeeded in erect-ing the most detestable government that ever existed1 except the one from which it was copied4 ,against all this intolerance1 one man1 a minister1 raised his voice4 ,the name of this man should never be forgotten4 ,it was ,castellio4 ,this brave man had the goodness and the courage to declare the innocence of honest error4 ,he was the first of the so-called reformers to take this noble ground4 ,i wish ,i had the genius to pay a fitting tribute to his memory4 ,perhaps it would be impossible to pay him a grander compliment than to say1 ,castellio was in all things the opposite of ,calvin4 ,to plead for the right of individual judgment was considered a crime1 and ,castellio was driven from ,geneva by ,john ,calvin4 ,by him he was denounced as a child of the devil1 as a dog of ,satan1 as a beast from hell1 and as one who1 by this horrid blasphemy of the innocence of honest error1 crucified ,christ afresh1 and by him he was pursued until rescued by the hand of death4 ,upon the name of ,castellio1 ,calvin heaped every epithet1 until his malice was nearly satisfied and his imagination entirely exhausted4 ,it is impossible to conceive how human nature can become so frightfully perverted as to pursue a fellow man with the malignity of a fiend1 simply because he is good1 just1 and generous ,calvin was of a pallid1 bloodless complexion1 thin1 sickly1 irritable1 gloomy1 impatient1 egotistic1 tyrannical1 heartless1 and infamous4 ,he was a strange compound of revengeful morality1 malicious forgiveness1 ferocious charity1 egotistic humility1 and a kind of hellish justice4 ,in other words1 he was as near like the ,god of the ,old ,testament as his health permitted4 ,the best thing1 however1 about the ,presbyterians of ,geneva was1 that they denied the power of the ,pope1 and the best thing about the ,pope was1 that he was not a ,presbyterian4 ,the doctrines of ,calvin spread rapidly1 and were eagerly accepted by multitudes on the continent2 but ,scotland1 in a few years1 became the real fortress of ,presbyterianism4 ,the ,scotch succeeded in establishing the same kind of theocracy that flourished in ,geneva4 ,the clergy took possession and control of everybody and everything4 ,it is impossible to exaggerate the mental degradation1 the abject superstition of the people of ,scotland during the reign of ,presbyterianism4 ,heretics were hunted and devoured as though they had been wild beasts4 ,the gloomy insanity of ,presbyterianism took possession of a great majority of the people4 ,they regarded their ministers as the ,jews did ,moses and ,aaron4 ,they believed that they were the especial agents of ,god1 and that whatsoever they bound in ,scotland would be bound in heaven4 ,there was not one particle of intellectual freedom4 ,no man was allowed to differ with the ,church1 or to even contradict a priest4 ,had ,presbyterianism maintained its ascendency1 ,scotland would have been peopled by savages to-day4 ,the revengeful spirit of ,calvin took possession of the ,puritans1 and caused them to redden the soil of the ,new ,world with the brave blood of honest men4 ,clinging to the five points of ,calvin1 they too established governments in accordance with the teachings of the ,old ,testament4 ,they too attached the penalty of death to the expression of honest thought4 ,they too believed their church supreme1 and exerted all their power to curse this continent with a spiritual despotism as infamous as it was absurd4 ,they believed with ,luther that universal toleration is universal error1 and universal error is universal hell4 ,toleration was denounced as a crime4 ,fortunately for us1 civilization has had a softening effect even upon the ,presbyterian ,church4 ,to the ennobling influence of the arts and sciences the savage spirit of ,calvinism has1 in some slight degree1 succumbed4 ,true1 the old creed remains substantially as it was written1 but by a kind of tacit understanding it has come to be regarded as a relic of the past4 ,the cry of heresy has been growing fainter and fainter1 and1 as a consequence1 the ministers of that denomination have ventured1 now and then1 to express doubts as to the damnation of infants1 and the doctrine of total depravity4 ,the fact is1 the old ideas became a little monotonous to the people4 ,the fall of man1 the scheme of redemption and irresistible grace1 began to have a familiar sound4 ,the preachers told the old stories while the congregations slept4 ,some of the ministers became tired of these stories themselves4 ,the five points grew dull1 and they felt that nothing short of irresistible grace could bear this endless repetition4 ,the outside world was full of progress1 and in every direction men advanced1 while this church1 anchored to a creed1 idly rotted at the shore4 ,other denominations1 imbued some little with the spirit of investigation1 were springing up on every side1 while the old ,presbyterian ark rested on the ,ararat of the past1 filled with the theological monsters of another age4 ,lured by the splendors of the outer world1 tempted by the achievements of science1 longing to feel the throb and beat of the mighty march of the human race1 a few of the ministers of this conservative denomination were compelled1 by irresistible sense1 to say a few words in harmony with the splendid ideas of to-day4 ,these utterances have upon several occasions so nearly wakened some of the members that1 rubbing their eyes1 they have feebly inquired whether these grand ideas were not somewhat heretical4 ,these ministers found that just in the proportion that their orthodoxy decreased1 their congregations increased4 ,those who dealt in the pure unadulterated article found themselves demonstrating the five points to a less number of hearers than they had points4 ,stung to madness by this bitter truth1 this galling contrast1 this harassing fact1 the really orthodox have raised the cry of heresy1 and expect with this cry to seal the lips of honest men4 ,one of the ,presbyterian ministers1 and one who has been enjoying the luxury of a little honest thought1 and the real rapture of expressing it1 has already been indicted1 and is about to be tried by the ,presbytery of ,illinois4 ,he is charged-- ,first4 ,with having neglected to preach that most comforting and consoling truth1 the eternal damnation of the soul4 ,surely1 that man must be a monster who could wish to blot this blessed doctrine out and rob earth's wretched children of this blissful hope6 ,who can estimate the misery that has been caused by this most infamous doctrine of eternal punishment8 ,think of the lives it has blighted--of the tears it has caused--of the agony it has produced4 ,think of the millions who have been driven to insanity by this most terrible of dogmas4 ,this doctrine renders ,god the basest and most cruel being in the universe4 ,compared with him1 the most frightful deities of the most barbarous and degraded tribes are miracles of goodness and mercy4 ,there is nothing more degrading than to worship such a god4 ,lower than this the soul can never sink4 ,if the doctrine of eternal damnation is true1 let me share the fate of the unconverted2 let me have my portion in hell1 rather than in heaven with a god infamous enough to inflict eternal misery upon any of the sons of men4 ,second4 ,with having spoken a few kind words of ,robert ,collyer and ,john ,stuart ,mill4 ,i have the honor of a slight acquaintance with ,robert ,collyer4 ,i have read with pleasure some of his exquisite productions4 ,he has a brain full of the dawn1 the head of a philosopher1 the imagination of a poet and the sincere heart of a child4 ,is a minister to be silenced because he speaks fairly of a noble and candid adversary8 ,is it a crime to compliment a lover of justice1 an advocate of liberty2 one who devotes his life to the elevation of man1 the discovery of truth1 and the promulgation of what he believes to be right8 ,can that tongue be palsied by a presbytery that praises a self-denying and heroic life8 ,is it a sin to speak a charitable word over the grave of ,john ,stuart ,mill8 ,is it heretical to pay a just and graceful tribute to departed worth8 ,must the true ,presbyterian violate the sanctity of the tomb1 dig open the grave and ask his ,god to curse the silent dust8 ,is ,presbyterianism so narrow that it conceives of no excellence1 of no purity of intention1 of no spiritual and moral grandeur outside of its barbaric creed8 ,does it still retain within its stony heart all the malice of its founder8 ,is it still warming its fleshless hands at the flames that consumed ,servetus8 ,does it still glory in the damnation of infants1 and does it still persist in emptying the cradle in order that perdition may be filled8 ,is it still starving the soul and famishing the heart8 ,is it still trembling and shivering1 crouching and crawling before its ignorant ,confession of ,faith8 ,had such men as ,robert ,collyer and ,john ,stuart ,mill been present at the burning of ,servetus1 they would have extinguished the flames with their tears4 ,had the presbytery of ,chicago been there1 they would have quietly turned their backs1 solemnly divided their coat tails1 and warmed themselves4 ,third1 ,with having spoken disparagingly of the doctrine of predestination4 ,if there is any dogma that ought to be protected by law1 predestination is that doctrine4 ,surely it is a cheerful1 joyous thing1 to one who is laboring1 struggling1 and suffering in this weary world1 to think that before he existed2 before the earth was2 before a star had glittered in the heavens2 before a ray of light had left the quiver of the sun1 his destiny had been irrevocably fixed1 and that for an eternity before his birth he had been doomed to bear eternal pain4 ,fourth4 ,with failing to preach the efficacy of a vicarious sacrifice4 ,suppose a man had been convicted of murder1 and was about to be hanged--the governor acting as the executioner2 and suppose that just as the doomed man was about to suffer death some one in the crowd should step forward and say1 ,i am willing to die in the place of that murderer4 ,he has a family1 and ,i have none4 ,and suppose further1 that the governor should reply1 ,come forward1 young man1 your offer is accepted4 ,a murder has been committed and somebody must be hung1 and your death will satisfy the law just as well as the death of the murderer4 ,what would you then think of the doctrine of vicarious sacrifice8 ,this doctrine is the consummation of two outrages--forgiving one crime and committing another4 ,fifth1 ,with having inculcated a phase of the doctrine commonly known as evolution1 or development4 ,the ,church believes and teaches the exact opposite of this doctrine4 ,according to the philosophy of theology1 man has continued to degenerate for six thousand years4 ,to teach that there is that in nature which impels to higher forms and grander ends1 is heresy1 of course4 ,the ,deity will damn ,spencer and his ,evolution1 ,darwin and his ,origin of ,species1 ,bastian and his ,spontaneous ,generation1 ,huxley and his ,protoplasm ,tyndall and his ,prayer ,gauge and will save those1 and those only1 who declare that the universe has been cursed1 from the smallest atom to the grandest star2 that everything tends to evil and to that only1 and that the only perfect thing in nature is the ,presbyterian ,confession of ,faith4 ,sixth1 ,with having intimated that the reception of ,socrates and ,penelope at heaven's gate was1 to say the least1 a trifle more cordial than that of ,catharine ,,ii4 ,penelope1 waiting patiently and trustfully for her lord's return1 delaying her suitors1 while sadly weaving and unweaving the shroud of ,laertes1 is the most perfect type of wife and woman produced by the civilization of ,greece4 ,socrates1 whose life was above reproach and whose death was beyond all praise1 stands to-day1 in the estimation of every thoughtful man1 at least the peer of ,christ4 ,catharine ,,ii assassinated her husband4 ,stepping upon his corpse1 she mounted the throne4 ,she was the murderess of ,prince ,iwan1 grand nephew of ,peter the ,great1 who was imprisoned for eighteen years1 and who during all that time saw the sky but once4 ,taken all in all1 ,catharine was probably one of the most intellectual beasts that ever wore a crown4 ,catharine1 however1 was the head of the ,greek ,church1 ,socrates was a heretic and ,penelope lived and died without having once heard of particular redemption or of irresistible grace4 ,seventh1 ,with repudiating the idea of a call to the ministry1 and pretending that men were called to preach as they were to the other avocations of life4 ,if this doctrine is true1 ,god1 to say the least of it1 is an exceedingly poor judge of human nature4 ,it is more than a century since a man of true genius has been found in an orthodox pulpit ,every minister is heretical just to the extent that his intellect is above1 the average4 ,the ,lord seems to be satisfied with mediocrity2 but the people are not4 ,an old deacon1 wishing to get rid of an unpopular preacher1 advised him to give up the ministry and turn his attention to something else4 ,the preacher replied that he could not conscientiously desert the pulpit1 as he had had a call to the ministry4 ,to which the deacon replied1 ,that may be so1 but it's very unfortunate for you1 that when ,god called you to preach1 he forgot to call anybody to hear you4 ,there is nothing more stupidly egotistic than the claim of the clergy that they are1 in some divine sense1 set apart to the service of the ,lord2 that they have been chosen1 and sanctified2 that there is an infinite difference between them and persons employed in secular affairs4 ,they teach us that all other professions must take care of themselves2 that ,god allows anybody to be a doctor1 a lawyer1 statesman1 soldier1 or artist2 that the ,motts and ,coopers--the ,mansfields and ,marshalls--the ,wilberforces and ,sumners--the ,angelos and ,raphaels1 were never honored by a call4 ,they chose their professions and won their laurels without the assistance of the ,lord4 ,all these men were left free to follow their own inclinations1 while ,god was busily engaged selecting and calling priests1 rectors1 elders1 ministers and exhorters4 ,eighth4 ,with having doubted that ,god was the author of the #ajith ,psalm4 ,the portion of that psalm which carries with it the clearest and most satisfactory evidences of inspiration1 and which has afforded almost unspeakable consolation to the ,presbyterian church1 is as follows3 ,set thou a wicked man over him2 and let ,satan stand at his right hand4 ,when he shall be judged1 let him be condemned2 and let his prayer become sin4 ,let his days be few2 and let another take his office4 ,let his children be fatherless1 and his wife a widow4 ,let his children be continually vagabonds1 and beg2 let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places4 ,let the extortioner catch all that he hath2 and let the strangers spoil his labor4 ,let there be none to extend mercy unto him2 neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children4 ,let his posterity be cut off3 and in the generation following let their name be blotted out4 9999999999 ,but do thou for me1 ,o ,god the ,lord1 for ,thy name's sake2 because ,thy mercy is good1 deliver ,thou me4 99 99 ,i will greatly praise the ,lord with my mouth4 ,think of a ,god wicked and malicious enough to inspire this prayer4 ,think of one infamous enough to answer it4 ,had this inspired psalm been found in some temple erected for the worship of snakes1 or in the possession of some cannibal king1 written with blood upon the dried skins of babes1 there would have been a perfect harmony between its surroundings and its sentiments4 ,no wonder that the author of this inspired psalm coldly received ,socrates and ,penelope1 and reserved his sweetest smiles for ,catharine the ,second4 ,ninth4 ,with having said that the battles in which the ,israelites engaged1 with the approval and command of ,jehovah1 surpassed in cruelty those of ,julius ,csar4 ,was it ,julius ,csar who said1 ,and the ,lord our ,god delivered him before us2 and we smote him1 and his sons1 and all his people4 ,and we took all his cities1 and utterly destroyed the men1 and the women1 and the little ones1 of every city1 we left none to remain8 ,did ,julius ,caesar send the following report to the ,roman senate8 ,and we took all his cities at that time1 there was not a city which we took not from them1 three-score cities1 all the region of ,argob1 the kingdom of ,og in ,bashan4 ,all these cities were fenced with high walls1 gates1 and bars2 beside unwalled towns a great many4 ,and we utterly destroyed them1 as we did unto4 ,sihon1 king of ,heshbon1 utterly destroying the men1 women1 and children of every city4 ,did ,caesar take the city of ,jericho and utterly destroy all that was in the city1 both men and women1 young and old8 ,did he smite all the country of the hills1 and of the south1 and of the vale1 and of the springs1 and all their kings1 and leave none remaining that breathed1 as the ,lord ,god had commanded8 ,search the records of the whole world1 find out the history of every barbarous tribe1 and you cart find no crime that touched a lower depth of infamy than those the bible's ,god commanded and approved4 ,for such a ,god ,i have no words to express my loathing and contempt1 and all the words in all the languages of man would scarcely be sufficient4 ,away with such a ,god6 ,give me ,jupiter rather1 with ,io and ,europa1 or even ,siva with his skulls and snakes4 ,tenth4 ,with having repudiated the doctrine of total depravity4 ,what a precious doctrine is that of the total depravity of the human heart6 ,how sweet it is to believe that the lives of all the good and great were continual sins and perpetual crimes2 that the love a mother bears her child is1 in the sight of ,god1 a sin2 that the gratitude of the natural heart is simple meanness2 that the tears of pity are impure2 that for the unconverted to live and labor for others is an offense to heaven2 that the noblest aspirations of the soul are low and groveling in the sight of ,god2 that man should fall upon his knees and ask forgiveness1 simply for loving his wife and child1 and that even the act of asking forgiveness is in fact a crime6 ,surely it is a kind of bliss to feel that every woman and child in the wide world1 with the exception of those who believe the five points1 or some other equally cruel creed1 and such children as have been baptized1 ought at this very moment to be dashed down to the lowest glowing gulf of hell4 ,take from the ,christian the history of his own church--leave that entirely out of the question--and he has no argument left with which to substantiate the total depravity of man4 ,eleventh4 ,with having doubted the perseverance of the saints4 ,i suppose the real meaning of this doctrine is1 that ,presbyterians are just as sure of going to heaven as all other folks are of going to hell4 ,the real idea being1 that it all depends upon the will of ,god1 and not upon the character of the person to be damned or saved2 that ,god has the weakness to send ,presbyterians to ,paradise1 and the justice to doom the rest of mankind to eternal fire4 ,it is admitted that no unconverted brain can see the least particle of sense in this doctrine2 that it is abhorrent to all who have not been the recipients of a new heart2 that only the perfectly good can justify the perfectly infamous4 ,it is contended that the saints do not persevere of their own free will--that they are entitled to no credit for persevering2 but that ,god forces them to persevere1 while on the other hand1 every crime is committed in accordance with the secret will of ,god1 who does all things for his own glory4 ,compared with this doctrine1 there is no other idea1 that has ever been believed by man1 that can properly be called absurd4 ,twelfth1 ,with having spoken and written somewhat lightly of the idea of converting the heathen with doctrinal sermons4 ,of all the failures of which we have any history or knowledge1 the missionary effort is the most conspicuous4 ,the whole question has been decided here1 in our own country1 and conclusively settled4 ,we have nearly exterminated the ,indians1 but we have converted none4 ,from the days of ,john ,eliot to the execution of the last ,modoc1 not one ,indian has been the subject of irresistible grace or particular redemption4 ,the few red men who roam the western wilderness have no thought or care concerning the five points of ,calvin4 ,they are utterly oblivious to the great and vital truths contained in the ,thirty-nine ,articles1 the ,saybrook platform1 and the resolutions of the ,evangelical ,alliance4 ,no ,indian has ever scalped another on account of his religious belief4 ,this of itself shows conclusively that the missionaries have had no effect4 ,why should we convert the heathen of ,china and kill our own8 ,why should we send missionaries across the seas1 and soldiers over the plains8 ,why should we send bibles to the east and muskets to the west8 ,if it is impossible to convert ,indians who have no religion of their own2 no prejudice for or against the eternal procession of the ,holy ,ghost1 how can we expect to convert a heathen who has a religion2 who has plenty of gods and bibles and prophets and ,christs1 and who has a religious literature far grander than our own8 ,can we hope with the story of ,daniel in the lions' den to rival the stupendous miracles of ,india8 ,is there anything in our bible as lofty and loving as the prayer of the ,buddhist8 ,compare your ,confession of ,faith with the following3 ,never will ,i seek nor receive private individual salvation--never enter into final peace alone2 but forever and everywhere will ,i live and strive for the universal redemption of every creature throughout all worlds4 ,until all are delivered1 never will ,i leave the world of sin1 sorrow1 and struggle1 but will remain where ,i am4 ,think of sending an average ,presbyterian to convert a man who daily offers this tender1 this infinitely generous1 this incomparable prayer4 ,think of reading the #ajith ,psalm to a heathen who has a bible of his own in which is found this passage3 ,blessed is that man and beloved of all the gods1 who is afraid of no man1 and of whom no man is afraid4 ,why should you read even the ,new ,testament to a ,hindu1 when his own ,chrishna has said1 ,if a man strike thee1 and in striking drop his staff1 pick it up and hand it to him again8 ,why send a ,presbyterian to a ,sufi1 who says1 ,better one moment of silent contemplation and inward love1 than seventy thousand years of outward worship8 ,whoso would carelessly tread one worm that crawls on earth1 that heartless one is darkly alienate from ,god2 but he that1 living1 embraceth all things in his love1 to live with him ,god bursts all bounds above1 below4 ,why should we endeavor to thrust our cruel and heartless theology upon one who prays this prayer3 ,o ,god1 show pity toward the wicked2 for on the good thou hast already bestowed thy mercy by having created them virtuous8 ,compare this prayer with the curses and cruelties of the ,old ,testament--with the infamies commanded and approved by the being whom we are taught to worship as a ,god--and with the following tender product of ,presbyterianism3 ,it may seem absurd to human wisdom that ,god should harden1 blind1 and deliver up some men to a reprobate sense2 that he should first deliver them over to evil1 and then condemn them for that evil2 but the believing spiritual man sees no absurdity in all this1 knowing that ,god would be never a whit less good even though he should destroy all men4 ,of all the religions that have been produced by the egotism1 the malice1 the ignorance and ambition of man1 ,presbyterianism is the most hideous4 ,but what shall ,i say more1 for the time would fail me to tell of ,sabellianism1 of a ,modal ,trinity1 and the ,eternal ,procession of the ,holy ,ghost8 ,upon these charges1 a minister is to be tried1 here in ,chicago2 in this city of pluck and progress--this marvel of energy--this miracle of nerve4 ,the cry of heresy1 here1 sounds like a wail from the dark ages--a shriek from the inquisition1 or a groan from the grave of ,calvin4 ,another effort is being made to enslave a man4 ,it is claimed that every member of the church has solemnly agreed never to outgrow the creed2 that he has pledged himself to remain an intellectual dwarf4 ,upon this condition the church agrees to save his soul1 and he hands over his brains to bind the bargain4 ,should a fact be found inconsistent with the creed1 he binds himself to deny the fact and curse the finder4 ,with scraps of dogmas and crumbs of doctrine1 he agrees that his soul shall be satisfied forever4 ,what an intellectual feast the ,confession of ,faith must be6 ,it reminds one of the dinner described by ,sydney ,smith1 where everything was cold except the water1 and everything sour except the vinegar4 ,every member of a church promises to remain orthodox1 that is to say--stationary4 ,growth is heresy4 ,orthodox ideas are the feathers that have been moulted by the eagle of progress4 ,they are the dead leaves under the majestic palm1 while heresy is the bud and blossom at the top4 ,imagine a vine that grows at one end and decays at the other4 ,the end that grows is heresy1 the end that rots is orthodox4 ,the dead are orthodox1 and your cemetery is the most perfect type of a well regulated church4 ,no thought1 no progress1 no heresy there4 ,slowly and silently1 side by side1 the satisfied members peacefully decay4 ,there is only this difference--the dead do not persecute4 ,and what does a trial for heresy mean8 ,it means that the ,church says to a heretic1 ,believe as ,i do1 or ,i will withdraw my support4 ,i will not employ you4 ,i will pursue you until your garments are rags2 until your children cry for bread2 until your cheeks are furrowed with tears4 ,i will hunt you to the very portals of the tomb1 and then my ,god will do the rest4 ,i will not imprison you4 ,i will not burn you4 ,the law prevents my doing that4 ,i helped make the law1 not however to protect you1 nor to deprive me of the right to exterminate you2 but in order to keep other churches from exterminating me4 ,a trial for heresy means that the spirit of persecution still lingers in the ,church2 that it still denies the right of private judgment2 that it still thinks more of creed than truth1 and that it is still determined to prevent the intellectual growth of man4 ,it means that churches are shambles in which are bought and sold the souls of men4 ,it means that the ,church is still guilty of the barbarity of opposing thought with force4 ,it means that if it had the power1 the mental horizon would be bounded by a creed2 that it would bring again the whips and chains and dungeon keys1 the rack and fagot of the past ,but let me tell the ,church it lacks the power4 ,there have been1 and still are1 too many men who own themselves--too much thought1 too much knowledge for the ,church to grasp again the sword of power4 ,the ,church must abdicate4 ,for the ,eglon of superstition ,science has a message from ,truth4 ,the heretics have not thought and suffered and died in vain4 ,every heretic has been1 and is1 a ray of light ,not in vain did ,voltaire1 that great man1 point from the foot of the ,alps the finger of scorn at every hypocrite in ,europe4 ,not in vain were the splendid utterances of the infidels1 while beyond all price are the discoveries of science4 ,the ,church has impeded1 but it has not and it cannot stop the onward march of the human race4 ,heresy cannot be burned1 nor imprisoned1 nor starved4 ,it laughs at presbyteries and synods1 at ecumenical councils and the impotent thunders of ,sinai4 ,heresy is the eternal dawn1 the morning star1 the glittering herald of the day4 ,heresy is the last and best thought4 ,it is the perpetual ,new ,world1 the unknown sea1 toward which the brave all sail4 ,it is the eternal horizon of progress4 ,heresy extends the hospitalities of the brain to a new thought4 ,heresy is a cradle2 orthodoxy1 a coffin4 ,why should man be afraid to think1 and why should he fear to express his thoughts8 ,is it possible that an infinite ,deity is unwilling that a man should investigate the phenomena by which he is surrounded8 ,is it possible that a god delights in threatening and terrifying men8 ,what glory1 what honor and renown a god must win on such a field6 ,the ocean raving at a drop2 a star envious of a candle2 the sun jealous of a fire-fly4 ,go on1 presbyteries and synods1 go on6 ,thrust the heretics out of the ,church--that is to say1 throw away your brains1--put out your eyes4 ,the infidels will thank you4 ,they are willing to adopt your exiles4 ,every deserter from your camp is a recruit for the army of progress4 ,cling to the ignorant dogmas of the past2 read the #ajith ,psalm2 gloat over the slaughter of mothers and babes2 thank ,god for total depravity2 shower your honors upon hypocrites1 and silence every minister who is touched with that heresy called genius4 ,be true to your history4 ,turn out the astronomers1 the geologists1 the naturalists1 the chemists1 and all the honest scientists4 ,with a whip of scorpions1 drive them all out4 ,we want them all4 ,keep the ignorant1 the superstitious1 the bigoted1 and the writers of charges and specifications4 ,keep them1 and keep them all4 ,repeat your pious platitudes in the drowsy ears of the faithful1 and read your bible to heretics1 as kings read some forgotten riot-act to stop and stay the waves of revolution4 ,you are too weak to excite anger4 ,we forgive your efforts as the sun forgives a cloud--as the air forgives the breath you waste4 ,how long1 ,o how long1 will man listen to the threats of ,god1 and shut his eyes to the splendid possibilities of ,nature8 ,how long1 ,o how long will man remain the cringing slave of a false and cruel creed8 ,by this time the whole world should know that the real bible has not yet been written1 but is being written1 and that it will never be finished until the race begins its downward march1 or ceases to exist4 ,the real bible is not the work of inspired men1 nor prophets1 nor apostles1 nor evangelists1 nor of ,christs4 ,every man who finds a fact1 adds1 as it were1 a word to this great book4 ,it is not attested by prophecy1 by miracles or signs4 ,it makes no appeal to faith1 to ignorance1 to credulity or fear4 ,it has no punishment for unbelief1 and no reward for hypocrisy4 ,it appeals to man in the name of demonstration4 ,it has nothing to conceal4 ,it has no fear of being read1 of being contradicted1 of being investigated and understood4 ,it does not pretend to be holy1 or sacred2 it simply claims to be true4 ,it challenges the scrutiny of all1 and implores every reader to verify every line for himself4 ,it is incapable of being blasphemed4 ,this book appeals to all the surroundings of man4 ,each thing that exists testifies of its perfection4 ,the earth1 with its heart of fire and crowns of snow2 with its forests and plains1 its rocks and seas2 with its every wave and cloud2 with its every leaf and bud and flower1 confirms its every word1 and the solemn stars1 shining in the infinite abysses1 are the eternal witnesses of it's truth4