,libraries47 ,,the ,academy ,keeper4 ,price ,one ,shilling ,,the ,academy ,keeper3 ,or ,,variety of useful ,,directions ,concerning the ,management of an ,,academy1 ,,the ,,terms1 ,,diet1 ,,lodging1 ,,recreation1 ,,discipline1 and ,,instruction of ,,young ,,gentlemen4 ,,with ,,the ,proper ,methods of addressing ,parents and ,guardians of all ,ranks and ,conditions4 ,,as ,,also ,necessary ,,rules for the proper ,choice and ,treatment of ,academy-,wives1 ,ushers1 and other menial ,servants3 with the ,reasons of making them public4 ,quando pauperiem1 missis ambagibus1 horres2 ,accipe1 qu ratione1 queas ditescere4 ,,hor4 ,,london3 ,printed for ,,tho4 ,,peat1 ,no4 #bb4 ,fleet-,street4 ,m4,,dcc4,,lxx4 ,transcriber's ,note3 ,in the ,contents1 ,chapter ,,ix has been changed to read ,ushers only and ,chapter ,x1 ,other ,servants1 which was not included in the original text1 has been added4 ,sect4 #ad in ,chapter ,,ix is missing from the original text4 ,,introduction4 ,after many unsuccessful experiments1 made some years ago1 to retrieve a declining fortune1 ,i was lucky enough at last to marry the mistress of a boarding-school3 her circumstances were not1 indeed1 at the time of our marriage1 very considerable4 ,but as ,i was neither unacquainted with the world1 nor the more useful sciences1 by a peculiar attention to the tempers of the boys1 and the dispositions of their parents1 by a flexibility of face1 for which ,i was always remarkable1 the assistance of a northern degree1 and a tolerable share of assiduity2 ,i soon accumulated a large fortune with credit4 ,my eldest daughter ,i afterwards married to a favourite usher1 resigned to him the school1 and for his service drew up most of the following rules4 ,after his decease ,i favoured many others with a copy1 who adhered to them with equally great advantage1 and added a few to their number3 ,i therefore should not acquit myself properly as a citizen of the world1 if ,i did not give every one an opportunity of seeing them who may have occasion to use them4 ,many alterations in the mode of education render them indeed1 at this time1 peculiarly necessary4 ,mothers1 not school-masters1 have with great propriety of late1 the sole direction of their children's studies2 as also what punishments shall be inflicted on them2 what diversions must be allowed them2 what degree of insolence they may express to their ushers2 and what liberties they may take with their school-fellows4 ,these are circumstances formerly unknown1 and many1 by a too great inattention to them1 and an adherence to the ancient plan1 have lately been ruined4 ,there is another inducement to the publication of these rules1 which ,i must not suppress4 ,the cause of learning declines with the reputation of its friends4 ,and if we enquire1 why the character of an ,academy-,keeper is treated with such general contempt1 we shall not find the true causes to be either superciliousness1 pedantry1 ignorance1 or venality1 as the world maliciously insinuates1 but the modesty of these people1 and their disinterested probity2 by the former of which they have unhappily prevented the world from being acquainted with their merit1 and by the latter prevented themselves from emerging out of a state of poverty and raggedness1 which in these golden days cannot be expected to find much courtesy in the world4 ,in retrieving therefore their fortunes1 we may not only re-establish their characters1 but administer relief to learning and science1 which have been wounded through their sides4 ,nor were these my only motives for publishing these papers4 ,another1 and very considerable one1 was the good of the public4 ,the parents of these times seem duly sensible of the advantages of a good education1 and are rather desirous of having their children instructed in the different branches of polite literature1 and genteel deportment1 than acquainted with the crabbed writers of antiquity1 or the useless distinctions and discoveries of modern philosophical subtlety4 ,but1 for want of proper information1 they know not where those several accomplishments are regularly taught4 ,these directions1 therefore1 may be of the greatest service2 since by properly enquiring how many of them shall be hereafter practised at the respective ,academies in and near ,london2 parents may generally know in what school their children are likeliest to receive the desired improvements4 ,note4 ,as it is not imagined that the following ,directions are all that may be necessary1 whoever amongst my readers is kind enough to communicate to my bookseller others equally pertinent1 may be assured of finding them properly noticed in the next edition4 ,a ,,friend to ,,youth4 ,,contents4 ,page ,,chap4 ,i4 ,,academy ,,terms1 c4 #a ,,chap4 ,,ii4 ,,diet #f ,,chap4 ,,iii4 ,,lodging #i ,,chap4 ,,iv4 ,,recreation #aa ,,chap4 ,v4 ,,discipline #ab ,,chap4 ,,vi4 ,,instruction #ae ,,chap4 ,,vii4 ,,address #ai ,,chap4 ,,viii4 ,,wives #ba ,,chap4 ,,ix4 ,,ushers #bc ,,chap4 ,x4 ,,other ,,servants #bg ,,errors4 ,page #b4 l4 #h-i4 ,expences is1 for expences are4 ----- l4 #aa4 charge1 for charges4 ,page #g4 l4 #i4 is1 for are4 ----- l4 #aa4 boulli1 for boulli4 ,page #aa4 l4 #bj4 month1 for year4 ,page #ae4 l4 #f4 dele 7see article ,,usher47 ,the reader is also desired to excuse a few other typographical errors2 as the author could not conveniently attend the press4 ,,directions ,,to ,academy ,keepers4 ,,chap4 ,i4 ,,terms4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,you are desirous of engaging in the management of an ,academy4 ,are you in low circumstances8 ,are you a broken attorney1 or excise-man8 ,a disbanded ,frenchman1 or superannuated clerk8 ,offer your service for a trifling consideration2 declaim on the roguery of requiring large sums1 and make yourself amends in the inferior articles2 quills1 paper1 ink1 books1 candles1 fire1 extraordinary expences1 taylors and shoe-maker's bills1 are excellent items in academy-accounts4 ,you may charge them as amply as you please1 without injury to your reputation4 ,the expence in books1 paper1 c4 is chearfully paid1 as proofs of a rapid progress4 ,the charge of candles1 fire1 and extraordinary expences1 as proofs of your indulgence2 and no-body will suspect you to be partner in your taylor's and shoe-maker's bills4 ,this is an approved rule1 and practised with success by many of my acquaintance4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,but we will suppose you of higher character1 and better prospect4 ,we will suppose you an emigrant from some northern university1 or a tuftless child of one of our own1 and to have been a considerable time assistant in some southern school4 ,twenty-five pounds is the least you can ask4 ,nor are you to neglect to avail yourself of the preceding items2 but deem it a general rule that your extraordinary advantages are to bear a direct proportion to your stated terms4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,if you have promised to confine your attention to a trifling number2 by advertising that one or two are still wanting1 or by decreasing your terms1 attempt immediately to retract this promise4 ,apply to your first benefactors2 hope they will permit you to accommodate a few pretty little masters1 sons of ,mr4 ,such-a-one1 who may be of the greatest service to you4 ,they will not deny you2 they will consider it as a proof of your rising reputation4 ,you are indebted for this judicious rule to the late eminent ,mr4 ,jerkham1 who died broken-hearted1 as is supposed1 in consequence of the ridiculous appearance he made in one of our late monthly reviews4 ,i mention this melancholy circumstance1 that you may avoid his fate1 and let your learning be known only to your boys2 it will do you most service1 be a proof of your modesty and attention to your school4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,when advertising for boys does not answer1 advertisements for servants may probably succeed4 ,the following is an approved copy4 ,wanted at an academy near ,london three domestics2 ,a compleat penman1 accomptant1 and mathematician1 with an undeniable character3 ,a steady careful person capable of teaching the ,english language grammatically1 and willing to attend the children to bed3 ,a cleanly sober wench to look after the children's linen1 and do other occasional work3 ,enquire of ,mr4 ,twitch1 broom-maker1 in ,kent-street4 ,by properly publishing advertisements like this1 you will seldom fail of attracting the attention of the publick4 ,but you may want none of these servants4 ,you have an easy redress4 ,ask the mathematician if he understands ,english1 the abecedarian if he understands mathematics2 upon these conditions promise them each ten pounds a year1 7board1 lodging1 and washing7 with eighteen-penny perquisites1 and you are acquitted with credit2 as to the wench1 if she comes bare-foot1 almost before the news-paper appears1 rebuffs of this kind are so common1 that you may say1 without suspicion1 you are engaged4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,if you are at any time desirous of enlarging your terms1 expostulate plentifully on your intended improvements1 and the large stipends your assistants require4 ,your expences are extremely great1 and the business above measure fatiguing2 you have been long accustomed to children1 and are fond of seeing them about you2 and indeed otherwise the business would be insupportable4 ,,chap4 ,,ii4 ,,diet4 ,among the first articles enquired after1 both by parents and children1 are those of the table4 ,you cannot therefore be too early instructed in the desirable art of giving all reasonable satisfaction in this matter1 at the least possible expence4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,remember then always1 to see the fruit-basket amongst your boys before dinner4 ,fruit is least prejudicial to an empty stomach2 and if the children will indulge themselves with biscuit and gingerbread1 who can help it4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,if your number of boys or their allowances deserve not a fruit-woman's attendance1 your wife may properly enough engage in the office2 it will prevent the boys from being cheated1 and be a proof of her humility4 ,the use of some neighbouring tavern may also be permitted with caution2 it is an indulgence which will not fail to conciliate the affection of your leading boys4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,if there be no considerable parish work-house near you1 it will be your interest to secure the stale loaves and neck-beef2 the former is excellent in boiled milk or plumb-pudding1 the latter in boulli for a ,saturday's dinner4 ,the butchers and bakers you must remember have been time immemorial the best academy-ticks4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,the worse your fresh joints are dressed the better for you2 the boys will eat the less1 and it is always the cook's fault4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,whenever the boys find fault with the quality of your meat1 appear at the head of your table1 declare the extraordinary price you have given for it1 and call your servants to witness that you sent for the best in the market4 ,whoever replies1 turn him away4 ,,sect4 #f4 ,i allow of no pies except a little before the holidays4 ,delicacies and dainties are not to be expected in a school4 ,,sect4 #g4 ,the less salt1 vinegar1 pepper1 c4 at dinner upon the table1 so much the better2 boys want no such provocatives4 ,,sect4 #h4 ,if you oblige your boys to eat all you send them1 it will prevent the frequent return of their plates1 and learn them an excellent custom2 if not1 what they leave will make excellent hashes1 and seem more indulgent3 in this point ,i find few who are agreed4 ,,sect4 #i4 ,if you are afraid they will eat more than you have provided1 say grace4 ,,chap4 ,,iii4 ,,lodging4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,few instructions may suffice on this head4 ,the lighter the boys are covered1 and the harder the bed1 the more natural and more healthy4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,the fewer chamber-pots the better2 it will prevent the boys catching cold by rising in the night1 and make them unwilling to drink much beer at supper4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,the more you put in the bed the better also2 it will endear them to each other1 and prevent their playing wicked tricks4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,lodge the great boys always farthest from you1 it will prevent them disturbing you in the night4 ,if they lie near the maids1 so much the better2 the maids may give you proper notice of their behaviour4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,your usher must always be stowed amongst the little boys1 to prevent them from tumbling out of bed1 and to help them in the night4 ,,sect4 #f4 ,if you allow the occasional use of a close-stool1 let it be locked up in the garret that they may not abuse it4 ,but ,i rather approve of their easing themselves in some corner of the room1 that they may have the less pleasure in resorting thither in the day-time1 and tumbling the bed-clothes about2 and that their mothers1 who always pay a visit to the bed-chambers1 may be sensible what trouble you have with them4 ,,sect4 #g4 ,let the beds be always to be made1 at the time of undressing4 ,going to bed is a thing the boys dislike4 ,this little respite1 therefore1 will please them mightily1 and they will please the maids4 ,,chap4 ,,iv4 ,,recreation4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,the more holidays the better2 it will give the boys an opportunity of feeding themselves at their own expence1 and1 by tasking them well1 you will prevent the complaints of their parents4 ,but the fewer holidays you promise before-hand the more prudent2 it will prevent your usher from gadding abroad4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,never give a holiday on the day appointed for the entertainment of your friend2 you will have the fewer interruptions1 and a good excuse for being absent from your school4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,give a holiday always on public rejoicing-days2 it will be considered as a proof of your loyalty2 and let that day of the month on which your predecessor died1 be always a feast for the boys2 it is a tribute due to his memory4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,send your boys always on a holiday to see something or other in the neighbourhood2 it will please both them and their parents1 prevent their lurking about the pantry1 and employ your ushers4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,boys commonly endeavour on these days to dispatch a letter or two privately4 ,it will be your business to intercept them2 they may be negligently written2 there may be solecisms in them1 or misrepresentations of facts1 which might be displeasing to their friends4 ,,chap4 ,v4 ,,discipline4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,remember always to exercise your first severity on poor people's children1 and day-scholars4 ,the first floggings are a perpetual disgrace1 and it is but reasonable that they should bear it1 by whom you are least profited4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,never punish the favourite of a family1 if he have any younger brothers4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,boys who bear flogging best are commonly those who most deserve it4 ,if four be accused1 therefore1 he who bears flogging best is always in the fault4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,if a father gives you full power over his son's posteriors1 be not afraid to use it1 but make him the scape-goat of the school as often as convenient4 ,in this1 and many other rules1 the reasons are too obvious to be particularly noticed4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,no good to be done with a boy who has not a good opinion of his master4 ,if a boy1 therefore1 accuses you1 or your ushers1 of ignorance or incapacity1 take the first opportunity to expel him1 especially if he be clever1 and likely to make a progress1 in which you may be ill-qualified to accompany him4 ,,sect4 #f4 ,insolence to ushers is to be punished with great caution4 ,this will best maintain a proper distinction between you and them4 ,,sect4 #g4 ,if some untouchable youth happens to be detected in expressing his insolence1 your wife1 or the person he has offended1 must beg him off4 ,,sect4 #h4 ,severe discipline is never to be inflicted immediately before the school breaks up1 or very soon after the return4 ,,sect4 #i4 ,setting a maid upon her head1 or pissing upon a mistress's new gown1 is a flogging matter1 no more2 it might look like partiality4 ,,sect4 #aj4 ,the best punishment for idleness is confinement and short commons4 ,by an adherence to this rule you will not endanger the children's health2 you will save your victuals1 expose your scholars to sufficient disgrace1 and give them an opportunity of learning their book4 ,,chap4 ,,vi4 ,,instruction4 ,the instruction of youth you must commit in a great measure to your ushers2 it is for this purpose you employ them1 7see article ,,usher47 ,but not to omit any thing material1 which may concern you1 take the following rules4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,if your principal boys ask too hard questions1 make it a rule never to tell them2 it would be excusing them from a necessary part of their duty4 ,tell them it is easy enough1 and send them back2 the more pains they take to acquire their learning1 the longer they will retain it4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,if you be ever obliged to have a hard lesson said to you1 busy yourself in writing letters1 or take an occasional nap2 the boys will be glad of it1 and it may prevent their accusing you of ignorance4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,never explain a passage in a difficult author2 your scholars will hereafter have a greater pleasure in making the discovery themselves4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,if you ever condescend to hear your head boys tell them of it2 it will make them get their lesson the better1 and thereby give you less trouble4 ,if they happen to meet with a ne plus ultra1 abuse them1 and send them back2 if they grumble1 flagellation is necessary4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,if you see a boy sent back by an usher1 and the boy cries1 call him1 unseen by the usher1 hear him1 and let it pass2 it will please the boy mightily4 ,,sect4 #f4 ,never let your boys get too forward2 the longer they stay1 the longer they pay4 ,i have known a dozen boys of six years standing in an academy1 who neither knew the declension or conjugations of their accidence1 their multiplication or pence table1 or any thing else besides1 which they had been sent to learn1 and for the learning of which1 some of them to my certain knowledge had paid upwards of three hundred pounds4 ,what then8 the boys are rather slow1 and require time2 or a little idle1 and will1 it is hoped1 grow more thoughtful as they grow up2 or your ushers have neglected their duty2 and you have therefore thought it necessary to change them4 ,,sect4 #g4 ,in all kinds of ,latin or ,greek exercises it is best to mark the faults1 and let the boys mend them1 it puts them on enquiring into the exact meaning of the words they use1 and will make them more careful of committing blunders4 ,,sect4 #h4 ,if your highest attainments be only some small smattering in the ,english language1 and the command of the pen1 it were to be wished you could impress upon the boys a higher opinion of you than you deserve3 and1 for this purpose1 ,i know nothing better than to inform yourself of the merit of the different authors of the learned languages4 ,declaim on this subject to your boys1 and order all their exercises to be publickly submitted to your inspection regularly every evening4 ,this was an infallible rule with our friend ,gerundivy ,leech1 and he acquired an easy fortune1 has taken out his ,dedimus for the county of ,wilts1 and lives in great repute4 ,,sect4 #i4 ,if you are a ,dissenter1 or a ,roman ,catholic1 you will not fail to make the young gentlemen committed to your care1 sensible of the truth of your particular tenets2 it will prevent their being bigots4 ,,chap4 ,,vii4 ,,address and ,,behaviour before ,parents4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,when a gentleman or lady pays you a visit1 run out1 the more slovenly the better2 it will shew your attention to business1 and a due sense of the honour they do you4 ,it would be proper also that your wife hold the door open2 your ushers be all ready to bow as they pass2 and that your best looking boys be called into the parlour4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,if a parent unfortunately call to see a boy who has been just whipped1 call the boy to you1 and threaten1 if he promises not to behave better1 to tell his parents2 then carry him into the parlour1 pat him upon the head2 tell them how prettily he reads1 that he is sometimes in fault--but you never tell1 and he will do so no more4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,if a fond mother come too often to see a favourite child1 never fail to tell her1 how the child cries when she is gone4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,write always to ministers of state1 and your brethren of the ,birch1 in ,latin or ,greek1 and the more blunders the better2 the former will take them for elegances which they have forgot2 and the latter which they never knew4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,never ask the parents or friends of the boys to dine with you4 ,you live upon the fragments left by the boys1 and have nothing worth asking them to2 it will be a proof of your frugality1 and they will the more readily pay your demands4 ,,chap4 ,,viii4 ,,academy ,,wives4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,the properest person is a daughter or widow of the trade1 such a one is commonly best instructed in the mystery of the business1 best able to conciliate the affection of the boys1 and make most of the children's linen4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,if such a one cannot be had1 some old maiden must be sought for2 she probably may have learnt the art of frugality1 and if peevish and proud1 the more desirable2 you will be liked the better1 it will preserve her also from being too familiar with the ushers1 and she will be more respected by people of quality4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,never1 ,i beseech you1 attempt to marry a young woman of fortune or family4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,never allow your wife to contradict you before the boys or parents4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,the older your wife the better2 she will look more motherly1 and take more patiently such names as the children may wantonly give her4 ,,sect4 #f4 ,never let her be humble enough to inspect the children's heads2 it will put her too much on a condition with the servants3 and yet she should not be too proud to sell them ribbon1 garters1 studds1 gingerbread1 c4 ,it is a necessary part of her duty4 ,,sect4 #g4 ,when you are absent she must watch the ushers1 and see that they watch the boys1 and cheat them not out of their money or play-things3 there is no trusting any of them4 ,,chap4 ,,ix4 ,,ushers4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,never employ a man of abilities if you can help it2 he will scarce ever submit to the drudgery of your business1 or pay that deference to your authority1 which you may find necessary4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,the most desirable method of procuring ushers is by advertisements4 ,none will apply who are not in desperate circumstances1 and these are your men4 ,if they know little it is no great matter2 they will be the more diligent3 and should the children detect their ignorance1 or the parents complain1 you may easily dismiss them2 others such-like are to be had2 and it will shew your friends how desirous you are to oblige them4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,when your ushers first come1 you must endeavour to open their hearts by kind treatment4 ,make yourself acquainted with their circumstances2 you may then more judiciously reduce them to trammels4 ,,sect4 #d4 ,it is not your interest that the ushers be too intimate one with another1 or with the boys2 they may communicate their respective observations2 poison the minds of your boys with injurious reflections on your character2 or revolt1 and make a confusion in your school4 ,,sect4 #e4 ,if a search is to be made after some hoards of forbidden dainties1 the information must always be declared to come from an usher2 it will preserve the odium from you3 but the seizure must be made by you or your wife2 it will afford you an agreeable repast4 ,,sect4 #f4 ,if a boy be sent home1 whose parents are in low circumstances1 the usher is the man to accompany him3 he is the properest person to inform the parents what progress the boy makes3 and to send your footman would be making no distinction betwixt the children of the poor and the rich4 ,,sect4 #g4 ,if a beggar appears at the door1 your usher is the man to send him away1 both because he may be mistaken for the master of the house1 and because he ought1 whilst the boys are at play1 to be always at the door4 ,,sect4 #h4 ,if you see an usher writing a letter1 or reading in school-time1 send him a boy to teach2 it will shew your regard to the welfare of your boys4 ,,sect4 #i4 ,never let your ushers have money before-hand2 they may abscond3 and you may as well seek a criminal in a coal-mine1 as an usher in an academy4 ,,sect4 #aj4 ,never introduce an usher into company2 it will lessen your authority1 and he will undermine your credit4 ,,sect4 #aa4 ,let them always breakfast with the servants1 or in some other equally humble manner2 it will keep them at a due distance from you1 and make them the more thankful for what little notice you may think proper to take of them4 ,,sect4 #ab4 ,if any of them dislike you1 and give you notice of their intentions to leave you1 let them go the first possible opportunity2 it will prevent their behaving awhile remarkably well1 and rendering their memory grateful to the boys3 it will also look as if some quarrel had been the occasion of their abrupt departure4 ,,sect4 #ac4 ,never speak well of an usher when he is gone1 nor recommend him to another place2 if bad he does not deserve it2 if good1 it is your interest to keep him as long as you can1 and never to suppose or allow him good for any thing after he is gone4 ,,sect4 #ae4 ,if an usher have it in his power to make advantages of his leisure-hours1 this must be carefully denied him2 it will make him independent4 ,,chap4 ,x4 ,,other ,,servants4 ,this is a point of no great consequence4 ,,sect4 #a4 ,they must be able to live upon scraps1 and lie three in a bed4 ,if you give them no wages it will oblige them to look sharp1 and be upon good terms with the boys4 ,,sect4 #b4 ,it will always be your interest to have a quarrel between the maids and the ushers2 it will prevent the latter from having more meat and drink than they are allowed4 ,,sect4 #c4 ,if your maids are taken from taverns or inns so much the better2 they will bear with less reluctance the innocent freedoms of the boys4--,many other rules might be added on this head1 but it is needless2 if you adhere strictly to those that ,i have already prescribed1 you will not fail of success2 and indeed ,i am rather afraid you will think them already too many and too plain1 as well as object to this method of conveyance4 ,to which ,i can only answer1 that ,i could think of no other so generally useful2 and that notwithstanding some few cautious parents1 or guardians1 may see more from it than might be wished2 you1 ,i am sensible1 will remember the rules1 when they shall have long forgotten for what good purposes they were given4 ,lambeth1 ,jan4 #g4 #aggj4 ,the ,e ,n ,d4