#ba ,illustration3 ,,dr4 ,,frank ,,crane ,we may all possess wisdom if we are willing to be persuaded that the experience of others is as useful as our own4 ,why give to old age alone the privilege of wisdom8 ,what would be thought of one who prided himself on possessing bracelets when he had lost his two arms in war8 --,yoritomo1 the ,japanese ,philosopher4 #ba ,,by ,,dr4 ,,frank ,,crane ,being the article ,if ,i ,were ,twenty-,one which originally appeared in the ,american ,magazine4 ,revised by the author ,,new ,,york ,,wm4 ,h4 ,,wise ,,co4 #aicj ,copyright1 #aiah1 by ,,wm4 ,h4 ,,wise ,,co4 ,all rights reserved1 including that of translation into foreign languages1 including the ,scandinavian4 ,,copyright1 #aiag1 ,,by ,,the ,,crowell ,,publishing ,,company ,,contents ,,chapter ,a ,foreword ,prelude ,i4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would do the next thing ,,ii4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would adjust myself ,,iii4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would take care of my body ,,iv4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would train my mind ,v4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would be happy ,,vi4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would get married ,,vii4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would save money ,,viii4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would study the art of pleasing ,,ix4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would determine1 even if ,i could never be anything else in the world1 that ,i would be a thoroughbred ,x4 ,if ,i were ,twenty-,one ,i would make some permanent1 amicable arrangement with my conscience ,a ,,foreword ,the following note1 by the editor of the ,american ,magazine1 appeared in conjunction with the publication of this story in that magazine3 ,in most of the biggest cities of the ,united ,states1 from ,new ,york and ,chicago down1 you will find people who1 every night of their lives1 watch for and read in their evening paper an editorial by ,frank ,crane4 ,these editorials are syndicated in a chain of thirty-eight newspapers1 which reach many millions of readers4 ,the grip which ,crane has on these readers is tremendous4 ,the reason is that the man has plenty of sensible ideas1 which he presents simply and forcibly so that people get hold of them4 ,in reality1 ,crane is a wonderful preacher4 ,years ago1 in fact1 he was the pastor of a great church in ,chicago4 ,but he left the pulpit and took up writing because he had the ability to interest millions1 and could reach them only by means of the printing press4 ,doctor ,crane lives in ,new ,york and does most of his work there4 ,,prelude ,the voyager entering a new country will listen with attention to the traveller who is just returning from its exploration2 and the young warrior buckling on his armour may be benefited by the experiences of the old warrior who is laying his armour off4 ,i have climbed the ,hill of ,life1 and am past the summit1 ,i suppose1 and perhaps it may help those just venturing the first incline to know what ,i think ,i would do if ,i had it to do over4 ,i have lived an average life4 ,i have had the same kind of follies1 fears1 and fires my twenty-one-year-old reader has4 ,i have failed often and bitterly4 ,i have loved and hated1 lost and won1 done some good deeds and many bad ones4 ,i have had some measure of success and ,i have made about every kind of mistake there is to make4 ,in other words1 ,i have lived a full1 active1 human life1 and have got thus far safely along4 ,i am on the shady side of fifty4 ,as people grow old they accumulate two kinds of spiritual supplies3 one1 a pile of doubts1 questionings1 and mysteries2 and the other1 a much smaller pile of positive conclusions4 ,there is a great temptation to expatiate upon the former subjects1 for negative and critical statements have a seductive appearance of depth and much more of a flavour of wisdom than clear and succinct declarations4 ,but ,i will endeavour to resist this temptation1 and will set down1 as concisely as ,i can1 some of the positive convictions ,i have gained4 ,for the sake of orderly thought1 ,i will make ,ten ,points4 ,they might of course just as well be six points or forty1 but ten seems to be the number most easily remembered1 since we have ten fingers1 first and handiest of counters4 #ba ,i ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,do ,,the ,,next ,,thing ,the first duty of a human being in this world is to take himself off other people's backs4 ,i would go to work at something for which my fellow men would be willing to pay4 ,i would not wait for an ,ideal ,job4 ,the only ideal job ,i ever heard of was the one some other fellow had4 ,it is quite important to find the best thing to do4 ,it is much more important to find something to do4 ,if ,i were a young artist1 ,i would paint soap advertisements1 if that were all opportunity offered1 until ,i got ahead enough to indulge in the painting of madonnas and landscapes4 ,if ,i were a young musician1 ,i would rather play in a street band than not at all4 ,if ,i were a young writer1 ,i would do hack work1 if necessary1 until ,i became able to write the ,great ,american ,novel4 ,i would go to work4 ,nothing in all this world ,i have found is so good as work4 ,i believe in the wage system as the best and most practical means of cordinating human effort4 ,what spoils it is the large indigestible lumps of unearned money that1 because of laws that originated in special privilege1 are injected into the body politic1 by inheritance and other legal artificialities4 ,if ,i were twenty-one ,i would resolve to take no dollar for which ,i had not contributed something in the world's work4 ,if a philanthropist gave me a million dollars ,i would decline it4 ,if a rich father or uncle left me a fortune1 ,i would hand it over to the city treasury4 ,all great wealth units come1 directly or indirectly1 from the people and should go to them4 ,all inheritance should be limited to1 say1 #ajj1jjj4 ,if ,government would do that there would be no trouble with the wage system4 ,if ,i were twenty-one ,i would keep clean of endowed money4 ,the happiest people ,i have known have been those whose bread and butter depended upon their daily exertion4 ,,ii ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,adjust ,,myself ,more people ,i have known have suffered because they did not know how to adjust themselves than for any other reason4 ,and the happiest-hearted people ,i have met have been those that have the knack of adapting themselves to whatever happens4 ,i would begin with my relatives4 ,while ,i might easily conceive a better set of uncles1 aunts1 cousins1 brothers1 and so on1 yet ,destiny gave me precisely the relatives ,i need4 ,i may not want them1 but ,i need them4 ,so of my friends and acquaintances and fellow workmen4 ,every man's life is a plan of ,god4 ,fate brings to me the very souls out of the unknown that ,i ought to know4 ,if ,i cannot get along with them1 be happy and appreciated1 ,i could not get along with another set of my own picking4 ,a man who is looking for ideal human beings to make up his circle of acquaintances would as well go at once and jump into the river4 ,the ,god of ,things as ,they ,ought to ,be is a humbug4 ,there is but one ,god1 and ,he is the ,god of ,things as ,they ,are4 ,half of my problem is ,me2 the other half is ,circumstances4 ,my task is to bring results out of the combination of the two4 ,life is not a science1 to be learned2 it is an art1 to be practised4 ,ability comes by doing4 ,wisdom comes not from others2 it is a secretion of experience4 ,life is not like a problem in arithmetic1 to be solved by learning the rule2 it is more like a puzzle of blocks1 or wire rings--you just keep trying one way after another1 until finally you succeed1 maybe4 ,i think it was ,josh ,billings who said that in the ,game of ,life1 as in a game of cards1 we have to play the cards dealt to us2 and the good player is not the one who always wins1 but the one who plays a poor hand well4 ,,iii ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,take ,,care ,,of ,,my ,,body ,the comfort and efficiency of my days depend fundamentally upon the condition of this physical machine ,i am housed in4 ,i would look out for it as carefully as ,i attend to my automobile1 so that it might perform its functions smoothly and with the minimum of trouble4 ,to this end ,i would note the four ,x's4 ,they are ,examination1 ,excretion1 ,exercise1 ,excess4 ,,examination3 ,i would have my body thoroughly inspected by intelligent scientists once a year4 ,i do not believe in thinking too much about one's health1 but ,i believe in finding out the facts1 and particularly the weaknesses1 of one's mechanism1 before one proceeds to forget it4 ,,excretion3 ,by far the most important item to attend to in regard to the body is the waste pipes1 including the colon1 the bladder1 and the pores4 ,most diseases have their origin in the colon4 ,i would see to it that it was thoroughly cleaned every day4 ,in addition1 ,i would drink plenty of water1 and would take some form of exercise every day that would induce perspiration4 ,most of my sicknesses have come from self-poisoning1 and ,i would make it my main care to eliminate the waste4 ,,exercise3 ,i would1 if ,i were twenty-one1 take up some daily system of exercise that would bring into play all the voluntary muscles of the body1 and especially those which from my occupation tend to disuse4 ,i would devote half an hour to an hour daily to this purpose4 ,,excess3 ,i would take no stimulant of any kind whatsoever4 ,whatever whips the body up to excess destroys the efficiency of the organism4 ,hence ,i would not touch alcoholic drinks in any form4 ,if one never begins with alcohol he can find much more physical pleasure and power without it4 ,the day of alcohol is past1 with intelligent people4 ,science has condemned it as a food4 ,business has banned it4 ,it remains only as the folly of the weak and fatuous4 ,i would drink no tea or coffee1 as these are stimulants and not foods4 ,neither would ,i use tobacco4 ,the healthy human body will furnish more of the joy of life1 if it is not abused1 than can be given by any of the artificial tonics which the ignorance and weakness of men have discovered4 ,if ,i were twenty-one1 all this6 ,,iv ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,train ,,my ,,mind ,i would realize that my eventual success depends mostly upon the quality and power of my brain4 ,hence ,i would train it so as to get the best out of it4 ,most of the failures ,i have seen1 especially in professional life1 have been due to mental laziness4 ,i was a preacher for years1 and found out that the greatest curse of the ministry is laziness4 ,it is probably the same among lawyers and physicians4 ,it certainly is so among actors and writers4 ,hence1 ,i would let no day pass without its period of hard1 keen1 mental exertion so that my mind would be always as a steel spring1 or like a well-oiled engine1 ready1 resilient1 and powerful4 ,and in this connection ,i would recognize that repetition is better than effort4 ,mastery1 perfection1 the doing of difficult things with ease and precision1 depend more upon doing things over and over than upon putting forth great effort4 ,i would especially purge myself as far as possible of intellectual cowardice and intellectual dishonesty4 ,by intellectual dishonesty ,i mean what is called expediency2 that is1 forming1 or adhering to1 an opinion1 not because we are convinced of its truth1 but because of the effect it will have4 ,a mind should1 at twenty-one1 marry ,truth1 and cleave only unto her1 till death do them part1 for better1 for worse4 ,by intellectual cowardice ,i mean all superstitions1 premonitions1 and other forms of mental paralysis or panic caused by what is vague4 ,to heed signs1 omens1 cryptic sayings1 and all talk of fate and luck1 is nothing but mental dirt4 ,i have seen many bright minds sullied by it4 ,it is worthy only of the mind of an ignorant savage4 ,v ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,be ,,happy ,by this ,i imply that any one can be happy if he will4 ,happiness does not depend on circumstances1 but upon ,me4 ,this is perhaps the greatest truth in the world1 and the one most persistently disbelieved4 ,happiness1 said ,carlyle1 is as the value of a common fraction1 which results from dividing the numerator by the denominator4 ,the numerator1 in life1 is ,what ,we ,have4 ,the denominator is ,what ,we ,think ,we ,ought to ,have4 ,mankind may be divided into two classes3 ,fools and ,wise4 ,the fools are eternally trying to get happiness by multiplying the numerator1 the wise divide the denominator4 ,they both come to the same--only one you can do and the other is impossible4 ,if you have only one thousand dollars and think you ought to have two thousand dollars1 the answer is one thousand divided by two thousand1 which is one half4 ,go and get another thousand and you have two thousand divided by two thousand1 which is one2 you have doubled your contentment4 ,but the trouble is that in human affairs as you multiply your numerator you unconsciously multiply your denominator at the same time1 and you get nowhere4 ,by the time your supply reaches two thousand dollars your wants have risen to twenty-five hundred dollars4 ,how much easier simply to reduce your ,notion of ,what ,you ,ought to ,have4 ,get your idea down to one thousand1 which you can easily do if you know the art of self-mastery1 and you have one thousand divided by one thousand1 which is one1 and a much simpler and more sensible process than that of trying to get another one thousand dollars4 ,this is the most valuable secret of life4 ,nothing is of more worth to the youth than to awake to the truth that he can change his wants4 ,not only all happiness1 but all culture1 all spiritual growth1 all real1 inward success1 is a process of changing one's wants4 ,so if ,i were twenty-one ,i would make up my mind to be happy4 ,you get about what is coming to you1 in any event1 in this world1 and happiness and misery depend on how you take it2 why not be happy8 ,,vi ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,get ,,married ,i would not wait until ,i became able to support a wife4 ,i would marry while poor1 and marry a poor girl4 ,i have seen all kinds of wives1 and by far the greatest number of successful ones were those that married poor4 ,any man of twenty-one has a better chance for happiness1 moral stature1 and earthly success1 if married than if unmarried4 ,i married young1 and poor as ,job's turkey4 ,i have been in some hard places1 seen poverty and trial1 and ,i have had more than my share of success1 but in not one instance1 either of failure or triumph1 would ,i have been better off single4 ,my partner in this task of living has doubled every joy and halved every defeat4 ,there's a deal of discussion over sex problems4 ,there is but one wholesome1 normal1 practical1 and ,god-blessed solution to the sex question1 and that is the loyal love of one man and one woman4 ,many young people play the fool and marry the wrong person1 but my observation has been that there's no fool like the old fool1 that the longer marriage is postponed the greater are the chances of mistake1 and that those couples are the most successful in matrimony who begin in youth and grow old together4 ,in choosing a wife ,i would insist on three qualifications3 #a4 ,she should be healthy4 ,it is all well enough to admire an invalid1 respect and adore her1 but a healthy1 live man needs a healthy woman for his companion1 if he would save himself a thousand ills4 #b4 ,she should have good common sense4 ,no matter how pretty and charming a fool may be1 and some of them are wonderfully winning1 it does not pay to marry her4 ,someone has said that pretty women with no sense are like a certain cheap automobile3 they are all right to run around with1 but you don't want to own one4 ,and #c4 ,she should be cheerful4 ,a sunny1 brave1 bright disposition is a wife's best dowry4 ,as to money1 or station in life1 or cleverness1 or good looks1 they should not enter at all into the matter4 ,if ,i could find a girl1 healthy1 sensible1 and cheerful1 and if ,i loved her1 ,i'd marry her1 if ,i were twenty-one4 ,,vii ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,save ,,money ,money has a deal to do with contentment in this workaday world1 and ,i'd have some of my own4 ,there isn't a human being but could save a little4 ,every man1 in ,america at least1 could live on nine tenths of what he does live on1 and save the other tenth4 ,and the man who regularly saves no money is a fool1 just a plain fool1 whether he be an actor getting one thousand dollars a week or a ditch-digger getting one dollar a day4 ,and ,i would get my life insured4 ,life insurance is the most practical way for a young man1 especially if he be a professional man1 or any one not gifted with the knack of making money1 to achieve financial comfort4 ,the life insurance companies are as safe as any money institution can be4 ,you are compelled to save in order to pay your premiums1 and you probably need that sort of whip4 ,and those dependent upon you are protected against the financial distress that would be caused by your death4 ,i believe life insurance to be the best way to save money1 at least for one who knows little about money4 ,,viii ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,study ,,the ,,art ,,of ,,pleasing ,much of the content from life is due to having pleasant people around you4 ,hence ,i would form habits and cultivate manners that would please them4 ,for instance1 ,i would make my personal appearance as attractive as possible4 ,i would look clean1 well-dressed1 and altogether as engaging as the material ,i had to work with would allow4 ,i would be punctual4 ,to keep people waiting is simply insolent egotism4 ,i would1 if my voice were unpleasant1 have it cultivated until it became agreeable in tone4 ,i would speak low4 ,i would not mumble1 but learn the art of clear1 distinct speech4 ,it is very trying to associate with persons who talk so that it is a constant effort to understand their words4 ,i would learn the art of conversation1 of small talk4 ,i would equip myself to be able to entertain the grouchiest1 most blas people4 ,for there is hardly a business in the world in which it is not a great advantage to be able to converse entertainingly4 ,the secret of being a good conversationalist is probably a genuine1 unselfish interest in others4 ,that and practice4 ,it consists more in making the other person talk than in talking yourself4 ,i would learn how to write so that it would not burden people to read it4 ,in this matter1 one hint3 ,the ,english language is composed of separate letters1 hence1 when you have written one letter1 if you will move your pen along before you write the next we shall be able1 probably1 to discover what you intend1 no matter how imperfectly you compose your separate letters4 ,i would not argue4 ,i never knew one person in my life that was convinced by argument4 ,discuss1 yes2 but not argue4 ,the difference is this3 in discussion you are searching for the truth1 and in argument you want to prove that you are right4 ,in discussion1 therefore1 you are anxious to know your neighbour's views1 and you listen to him4 ,in argument1 you don't care anything about his opinions1 you want him to hear yours2 hence1 while he's talking you are simply thinking over what you are going to say as soon as you get a chance4 ,altogether1 ,i would try to make my personality pleasing1 so that people would in turn endeavour to be pleasing to me4 ,,ix ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,determine1 ,,even ,,if ,i ,,could ,,never ,,be ,,anything ,,else ,,in ,,the ,,world1 ,,that ,i ,,would ,,be ,a ,,thoroughbred ,thoroughbred1 as it is currently used1 is a word rather difficult to define1 perhaps entirely non-definable4 ,yet we all know what it means--it is like ,love4 ,but it implies being several things3 ,one1 being a good sport1 by which ,i mean the kind of a man that does not whine when he fails1 but gets up smiling and tackles it again1 the kind of man whose fund of cheer and courage does not depend upon success1 but keeps brave and sweet even in failure4 ,let me quote what ,i have written elsewhere on this point3 ,in one of the plays of this season1 ,the ,very ,minute1 one of the characters says something to this effect3 ,you go on till you can go no further1 you reach the limit of human endurance1 and then--you hold on another minute1 and that's the minute that counts4 ,the idea is a good one4 ,that last minute1 the other side of the breaking point1 is worth thinking about4 ,it is that which marks the thoroughbred4 ,there is a something in the hundredth man that bespeaks a finer quality4 ,it is unconquerableness1 heroism1 stick-to-it-iveness1 or whatever you have a mind to call it4 ,we have a way of attributing this to breeding1 after the analogy of horses and dogs2 but while there's something in blood ,i doubt if it is a very trustworthy guaranty of excellence4 ,so many vigorous parents have children that are morally spindling1 and so many surprising samples of superiority come from common stock1 that heredity is far from dependable4 ,but the quality exists1 no matter how you account for it--a certain toughness of moral fibre1 an indestructibility of purpose4 ,any mind is over matter1 but there are some wills so imperial1 so dominant over the body1 that they keep it from collapse even after its strength is spent4 ,we see it physically in the prize fighter who doesn't know when he is beaten1 in the race horse that throws an unexpected dash into the last stretch even after his last ounce of force is gone1 in the ,spartan soldier who exclaimed ,if ,i fall ,i fight on my knees4 ,of all human qualities that have lit up the sombreness of this tragic earth1 ,i count this1 of being a thoroughbred1 the happiest4 ,it has saved more souls than penance and punishment1 it has rescued more business enterprises than shrewdness1 it has won more battles and more games1 and altogether felicitously loosed more hard knots in the tangled skein of destiny than any other virtue4 ,most people are quitters4 ,they reach the limit4 ,they are familiar with the last straw4 ,but the hundredth man is a thoroughbred4 ,you cannot corner him4 ,he will not give up4 ,he cannot find the word fail in his lexicon4 ,he has never learned to whine4 ,what shall we do with him8 ,there's nothing to do but to hand him success4 ,it's just as well to deliver him the prize1 for he will get it eventually4 ,there's no use trying to drown him1 for he won't sink4 ,there's only one creature in the world better than the man who is a thoroughbred4 ,it is the woman who is a thoroughbred4 ,x ,,if ,i ,,were ,,twenty-,,one ,i ,,would ,,make ,,some ,,permanent1 ,,amicable ,,arrangement ,,with ,,my ,,conscience ,god1 ,duty1 ,death1 and ,moral ,responsibility are huge facts which no life can escape4 ,they are the external sphinxes by the road of every man's existence4 ,he must frame some sort of an answer to them4 ,it may please the reader to know how ,i have answered them4 ,it is very simple4 ,i am familiar1 to some extent1 with most of the religions1 cults1 and creeds of mankind4 ,there are certain points common to every decent religion1 for in every kind of church you are taught to be honest1 pure-minded1 unselfish1 reverent1 brave1 loyal1 and the like4 ,these elements of religion may be called the ,great ,common ,divisor of all faiths4 ,this ,g4 ,c4 ,d4 is my religion4 ,it is what more than fifty years of thought and experience has winnowed out for me4 ,it is my religion4 ,and ,i think ,i glimpse what ,emerson meant when he wrote that all good men are of one religion4 ,and the matter can be reduced to yet plainer terms4 ,there is but one thing needful1 and there's no use being careful and troubled about many things4 ,that one thing is to do right4 ,to do ,right and not ,wrong will save any man's soul1 and if he believes any doctrine that implies doing wrong he is lost4 ,so1 let a man of twenty-one resolve1 and keep his purpose1 that1 no matter what comes1 no matter how mixed his theology may be1 no matter what may be the rewards of wrong-doing1 or the perils and losses of right-doing1 he will do right2 then1 if there is any moral law in the universe1 that man must sometime1 somewhere1 arrive at his inward triumph1 his spiritual victory and peace4 ,and the corollary of this is that if ,i have done wrong the best and only way to cure it is to quit doing wrong and begin to do right4 ,if any man will stick to this1 make it his anchor in times of storm1 his pole-star in nights of uncertainty1 he will cast out of his life that which is life's greatest enemy--,fear4 ,he need not fear man nor woman1 nor governments nor mischief-makers1 nor the devil nor ,god4 ,he will be able to say with the accent of sincerity that word of ,william ,ernest ,henley1 to me the greatest spiritual declaration in any language3 ,out of the night that covers me1 ,black as the pit from ,pole to ,pole1 ,i thank whatever gods may be ,for my unconquerable soul4 ,in the fell clutch of circumstance ,i have not winced nor cried aloud1 ,beneath the bludgeonings of chance ,my head is bloody1 but unbowed4 ,it matters not how strait the gate1 ,how charged with punishments the scroll1 ,i am the master of my fate1 ,i am the captain of my soul4 ,let me repeat that ,i have not been telling what ,i did with the implication that the youth of twenty-one would do well to follow me4 ,i did not do all these things4 ,far from it6 ,i wish ,i had4 ,i only say that if ,i were twenty-one1 as ,i now see life1 ,i would do as ,i have here suggested4 ,but perhaps ,i would not4 ,i might go about barking my shins and burning my fingers1 making idiotic experiments in the endeavour to prove that ,i was an exception to all the rules1 and knew a little more than all the ancients4 ,so let not the young man be discouraged if he has committed follies2 for there seems to emerge a peculiar and vivid wisdom from error1 from making an ass of one's self1 and all that1 more useful to one's own life than any wisdom he can get from sages or copybooks4 ,in what ,i have written ,i have not tried to indicate the art of getting on1 or of acquiring riches or position4 ,these usually are what is meant by success4 ,but success is of two kinds1 outward and inward1 or apparent and real4 ,outward success may depend somewhat upon what is in you1 but it depends more upon luck4 ,it is a gambling game4 ,and it is hardly worth a strong man's while4 ,inward and real success1 on the contrary1 is not an affair of chance at all1 but is as certain as any natural law4 ,any human being that will observe the laws of life as carefully as successful business men observe the laws of business will come to that inward poise and triumph which is life's happiest crown1 as certainly as the stars move in their courses4 ,i would1 therefore1 if ,i were twenty-one1 study the art of life4 ,it is good to know arithmetic and geography and bookkeeping and all practical matters1 but it is better to know how to live1 how to spend your day so that at the end of it you shall be content1 how to spend your life so that you feel it has been worth while4 ,,the ,,end