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,illu/ration3 ,,william ,,hog>?4     ,,!
 ,,works ,,( ,,william ,,hog>?2  ,,9 ,a 
,,s]ies ,,( ,,engrav+s3 ,,)             
,,descriptions1 ,,& ,a ,,comm5t ,,on    
,,_! ,,moral ,,t5d5cy1  ,,by ,,! ,,rev4 
,,john ,,trusl]4  ,,to ,,:i* ,,are      
,,add$1 ,,anecdotes ,,( ,,! ,,au?or ,,& 
,,8 ,,works1 ,,by ,j4 ,,hog>? ,,& ,j4   
,,ni*ols4   ,london3 ,,publi%$ ,,by     
,,jones ,,& ,,co4 ,,temple ,,( ,,!      
,,muses1 7,,late ,,lack+ton',s17        
,,f9sbury ,,squ>e4  #ahcc4   ,c4        
,,baynes1 ,,pr9t]1 #ac ,,duke ,,/reet1  
,,l9coln',s ,,inn ,,fields4     ,,!     
,,life ,,( ,,hog>?4   ,william ,hog>? is
 said to h be5 ! desc5dant ( a family   
orig9ally f ,kirby ,?ore1 9 ,we/morl&4  
,8 gr&fa!r 0 a pla9 yeoman1 :o possess$ 
a small t5em5t 9 ! vale ( ,bampton1 a   
village ab\t fifte5 miles nor? ( ,k5dal1
 9 t c\nty2 & _h ?ree sons4  ,! elde/   
assi/$ 8 fa!r 9 f>m+1 & succe$$ to 8    
little freehold4  ,! second settl$ 9    
,tr\tbeck1 a village eight miles nor?   

we/ ( ,k5dal1 & 0 rem>kable = 8 tal5t at
 prov9cial poetry4  ,ri*>d ,hog>?1 !    
?ird son1 :o 0 educat$ at ,/4 ,bees1 &  
_h kept a s*ool 9 ! same c\nty1 appe>s  
to h be5 a man ( "s le>n+4 ,he came e>ly
 to ,london1 :]e he resum$ 8 orig9al    
occupation ( a s*oolma/]1 9 ,%ip-c\rt 9 
! ,old ,bailey1 & 0 occasionally employ$
 z a corrector ( ! press4  ,mr4 ,ri*>d  
,hog>? m>ri$ 9 ,london2 & our arti/1 & 8
 si/]s1 ,m>y & ,anne1 are believ$ to h  
be5 ! only product ( ! m>riage4         
,william ,hog>? 0 born ,novemb] #aj1 &  
baptis$ ,nov4 #bh1 #afig1 9 ! p>i% ( ,/4
 ,b>?olomew ! ,great1 9 ,london2 to :i* 
p>i%1 x is said1 9 ! ,biographia        
,britannica1 he 0 aft]w>ds a b5efactor4 
,! s*ool ( ,hog>?'s fa!r1 9 #agab1 0 9 !
 p>i% ( ,/4 ,m>t91 ,ludgate4 ,9 ! regi/]
 ( t p>i%1 !re=e1 ! date ( 8 dea?1 x 0  
natural to suppose1 might be f\nd2 b !  
regi/] has be5 se>*$ to no purpose4     
,hog>? seems to h receiv$ no o!r        
education ?an t ( a me*anic1 & 8 outset 
9 life 0 unpropiti\s4 ,"y ,hog>? 0 b\nd 

appr5tice to a silv]smi? 7^: "n 0       
,gamble7 ( "s em95ce2 by :om he 0 conf9$
 to t bran* ( ! trade1 :i* consi/s 9    
engrav+ arms & cyph]s ^u ! plate4 ,:ile 
?us employ$1 he gradually acquir$ "s k (
 draw+2 &1 be=e 8 appr5tice%ip expir$1  
he exhibit$ tal5t = c>icature4 ,he felt 
! impulse ( g5ius1 & t x direct$ him to 
pa9t+1 ?\gh little appris$ at t "t ( !  
mode ,nature _h int5d$ he %\ld pursue4  
,! foll[+ circum/ance gave ! fir/       
indication ( ! tal5ts ) :i* ,hog>?      
aft]w>ds prov$ himself to be s lib]ally 
end[$4  ,dur+ 8 appr5tice%ip1 he set out
 "o ,sunday1 ) two or ?ree companions1  
on an excursion to ,highgate4 ,! wea!r  
be+ hot1 !y w5t into a public-h\se2 :]e 
!y _h n long be51 be=e a qu>rel arose   
betwe5 "s p]sons 9 ! same room2 f words 
!y soon got to bl[s1 & ! qu>t pots be+ !
 only missiles at h&1 7 s5t fly+ ab\t ! 
room 9 glori\s confusion4 ,?is 0 a sc5e 
too laughable = ,hog>? to resi/4 ,he    
drew out 8 p5cil1 & produc$ on ! spot "o
 ( ! mo/ ludicr\s pieces t ev] 0 se52   

:i* exhibit$ lik5esses n only ( !       
combatants engag$ 9 ! affray1 b also ( !
 p]sons ga!r$ r\nd !m1 plac$ 9 grotesque
 attitudes1 & height5$ ) "* & po9ts (   
hum\r4  ,on ! expiration ( 8            
appr5tice%ip1 he ent]$ into ! academy 9 
,/4 ,m>t9's ,lane1 & /udi$ draw+ f !    
life3 b 9 ?is 8 pr(ici5cy 0             
inconsid]able2 nor w\ld he ev] h        
surpass$ m$iocrity z a pa9t]1 if he _h n
 p5etrat$ ?r\gh ext]nal =m to "* &      
mann]s4 ,x 0 "*1 passions1 ! s\l1 t 8   
g5ius 0 giv5 him to copy4  ,! engrav+ ( 
arms & %op-bills seems to h be5 8 fir/  
employm5t by :i* to obta9 a dec5t       
livelihood4 ,he 01 h[ev]1 soon engag$ 9 
decorat+ books1 & furni%$ sets ( plates 
= sev]al publications ( ! "t4 ,an       
edition ( ,hudibras af=d$ him ! fir/    
subject suit$ to 8 g5ius3 yet he felt s 
mu* ! %ackles ( o!r m5's ideas1 t he 0  
less successful 9 ?is task ?an might h  
be5 expect$4 ,9 ! mean "t1 he _h acquir$
 ! use ( ! bru%1 z well z ( ! p5 &      
grav]2 &1 possess+ a s+ul> facility 9   

seiz+ a lik5ess1 he acquir$ consid]able 
employm5t z a portrait-pa9t]4 ,%ortly   
aft] 8 m>riage1 he in=ms u t he comm5c$ 
pa9t] ( small conv]sation pieces1 f     
twelve to fifte5 in*es 9 height2 !      
novelty ( :i* caus$ !m to succe$ = a few
 ye>s4 ,"o ( ! e>lie/ productions ( ?is 
k9d1 :i* di/+ui%$ him z a pa9t]1 is     
suppos$ to h be5 a repres5tation (      
,wan/ead ,assembly2 ! figures 9 x 7     
drawn f ! life1 & )\t burlesque4 ,!     
faces 7 said to be> great lik5esses to !
 p]sons s drawn1 & to be r bett] col\r$ 
?an "s ( 8 m f9i%$ p]=mances4 ,grace1   
h[ev]1 0 no attribute ( 8 p5cil2 & he 0 
m dispos$ to aggravate1 ?an to s(t5 !   
h>% t\*es ( ,nature4  ,a curi\s anecdote
 is record$ ( our arti/ dur+ ! e>ly "p (
 8 practice z a portrait pa9t]4 ,a      
nobleman1 :o 0 uncommonly ugly & de=m$1 
sat = 8 picture1 :i* 0 execut$ 9 8      
happie/ mann]1 & ) s+ul>ly rigid        
fidelity4 ,! pe]1 disgu/$ at ?is        
c\nt]p>t ( 8 de> self1 0 n dispos$ v    
readily to pay = a reflector t w\ld only

 insult him ) 8 de=mities4 ,aft] "s "t  
_h elaps$1 & num]\s unsuccessful        
applications _h be5 made = paym5t1 !    
pa9t] resort$ to an exp$i5t1 :i* he knew
 mu/ al>m ! nobleman's pride4 ,he s5t   
him ! foll[+ c>d3--,mr4 ,hog>?'s dutiful
 respects to ,"l----2 f9d+ t he does n  
mean to h ! picture :i* 0 drawn = him1  
is in=m$ aga9 ( ,mr4 ,hog>?'s press+    
necessities = ! money4 ,if1 !re=e1 8    
lord%ip does n s5d = x 9 ?ree days1 x w 
be dispos$ (1 ) ! addition ( a tail & "s
 o!r app5dages1 to ,mr4 ,h>e1 ! fam\s   
wild bea/ man2 ,mr4 ,h4 hav+ giv5 t     
g5tleman a conditional promise on 8     
lord%ip's refusal4 ,?is intimation _h   
its desir$ effect2 ! picture 0 paid =1 &
 committ$ to ! flames4  ,hog>?'s tal5ts1
 h[ev]1 = orig9al comic design1         
gradually unfold$ !mselves1 & v>i\s     
public occasions produc$ displays ( 8   
ludicr\s p[]s4  ,9 ! ye> #agcj1 he      
cl&e/9ely m>ri$ ! only daught] ( ,sir   
,james ,?ornhill1 ! pa9t]1 :o 0 n easily
 reconcil$ to h] union ) an obscure     

arti/1 z ,hog>? !n comp>atively 04      
,%ortly aft]1 he comm5c$ 8 fir/ great   
s]ies ( moral pa9t+s1 ,! ,h>lot's       
,progress3 "s ( ^! 71 at ,lady          
,?ornhill's sugge/ion1 design$ly plac$  
by ,mrs4 ,hog>? 9 h] fa!r's way1 9 ord] 
to reconcile him to h] m>riage4 ,be+    
in=m$ by :om !y 7 execut$1 ,sir ,james  
obs]v$1 ,! man :o c produce su*         
repres5tations z ^!1 c also ma9ta9 a    
wife )\t a portion4 ,he soon aft]1      
h[ev]1 rel5t$1 & became g5]\s to ! "y   
c\ple1 ) :om he liv$ 9 great h>mony     
until 8 dea?1 :i* took place 9 #agcc4   
,9 #agcc 8 g5ius became conspicu\sly    
kn[n4 ,! ?ird sc5e ( ,! ,h>lot's        
,progress introduc$ him to ! notice ( ! 
great3 at a ,bo>d ( ,treasury1 7:i* 0   
held a day or two aft] ! appe>ance ( t  
pr9t71 a copy ( x 0 %[n by "o ( ! lords1
 z conta9+1 among o!r excell5ces1 a     
/rik+ lik5ess ( ,sir ,john ,gonson1 a   
celebrat$ magi/rate ( t day1 well kn[n =
 8 rig\r t[>ds wom5 ( ! t[n4 ,f !       
,treasury ea* "l repair$ to ! pr9t-%op =

 a copy ( x1 & ,hog>? rose completely   
into fame4  ,upw>ds ( twelve hundr$     
subscrib]s ent]$ _! names = ! plates1   
:i* 7 copi$ & imitat$ on fan m\nts1 & 9 
a v>iety ( o!r =ms2 & a pantomime tak5 f
 !m 0 repres5t$ at ! !atre4 ,?is        
p]=mance1 toge!r ) sev]al subsequ5t ones
 ( a simil> k9d1 h plac$ ,hog>? 9 ! r>e 
class ( orig9al g5iuses & inv5tors4 ,he 
may be said to h creat$ an entirely new 
species ( pa9t+1 :i* may be t]m$ ! moral
 comic2 & may be consid]$ r z a writ] ( 
com$y ) a p5cil1 ?an z a pa9t]4 ,if     
cat*+ ! mann]s & follies ( an age1 liv+ 
z !y rise--if g5]al satire on vices1--& 
ridicule famili>is$ by /rokes ( ,nature1
 & height5$ by wit1--& ! :ole animat$ by
 prop] & j expressions ( ! passions1--be
 com$y1 ,hog>? compos$ com$ies z mu* z  
,moli]e4  ,soon aft] 8 m>riage1 ,hog>?  
resid$ at ,s\? ,lambe?2 & be+ intimate )
 ,mr4 ,ty]s1 ! !n spirit$ proprietor (  
,vauxhall ,g>d5s1 he contribut$ mu* to !
 improvem5t ( ^? g>d5s2 & fir/ sugge/$ !
 h9t ( embelli%+ !m ) pa9t+s1 "s ( :i* 7

 ! productions ( 8 own comic p5cil4     
,among ! pa9t+s 7 ,! ,f\r ,p>ts ( !     
,day1 ei!r by ,hog>?1 or aft] 8 designs4
  ,two ye>s aft] ! publication ( 8      
,h>lot's ,progress1 appe>$ ! ,rake's    
,progress1 :i*1 ,"l ,or=d rem>ks1 7?\gh 
p]haps sup]ior17 _h n s mu* success1 =  
want ( notoriety3 nor is ! pr9t ( !     
,arre/ equal 9 m]it to ! o!rs4 ,!       
curta91 h[ev]1 0 n[ drawn aside1 & 8    
g5ius /ood display$ 9 its full lu/re4   
,! ,rake's ,progress 0 foll[$ by sev]al 
works 9 s]ies1 viz4 ,m>riage a-la-,mode1
 ,indu/ry & ,idl5ess1 ! ,/ages (        
,cruelty1 & ,election ,pr9ts4 ,to ^! may
 be add$1 a great numb] ( s+le comic    
pieces1 all ( :i* pres5t a ri* s\rce (  
amusem5t3--su* z1 ,! ,m>* to ,f9*ley1   
,mod]n ,midnight ,conv]sation1 ! ,sleep+
 ,congregation1 ! ,gates ( ,calais1 ,g9 
,lane1 ,be] ,/reet1 ,/roll+ ,play]s 9 a 
,b>n1 ! ,lecture1 ,laugh+ ,audi5ce1     
,enrag$ ,musician1 c4 c4 :i*1 be+       
introduc$ & describ$ 9 ! subsequ5t "p ( 
?is "w1 x w\ld f> exce$ ! limits1       

necess>ily assign$ to ^! brief memoirs1 
"h m9utely to *>act]ise4  ,all ! works (
 ?is orig9al g5ius are1 9 fact1 lectures
 ( morality4 ,!y are satires ( p>ticul> 
vices & follies1 express$ ) su* /r5g? ( 
"*1 & su* an accumulation ( m9ute &     
appropriate circum/ances1 t !y h all !  
tru? ( ,nature height5$ by ! attractions
 ( wit & fancy4 ,no?+ is )\t a mean+1 b 
all ei!r conspires to ! great end1 or   
=ms an addition to ! lively drama (     
human mann]s4 ,8 s+le pieces1 h[ev]1 are
 r to be consid]$ z /udies1 n p]haps = !
 pr(essional arti/1 b = ! se>*] into    
life & mann]s1 & = ! vot>ies ( true     
hum\r & ridicule4 ,no furniture ( ! k9d 
c vie ) ,hog>?'s pr9ts1 z a fund (      
inexhau/ible amusem5t1 yet convey+ at ! 
same "t lessons ( morality4  ,n cont5t$1
 h[ev]1 ) ! j reputation :i* he _h      
acquir$ 9 8 prop] dep>tm5t1 ,hog>?      
attempt$ to %9e 9 ! highe/ bran* ( !    
art1--s]i\s hi/ory-pa9t+4 ,f a contempt1
 says ,"l ,or=d1 ( ! ignorant virtuosi (
 ! age1 & f indignation at ! impud5t    

tricks ( picture deal]s1 :om he saw     
cont9ually recomm5d+ & v5d+ vile copies 
to bubble collectors1 & f hav+ nev]     
/udi$1 or inde$ hav+ se51 few good      
pictures ( ! great ,italian ma/]s1 he   
p]suad$ himself t ! praises be/[$ on ^? 
glori\s works 7 no?+ b ! effects (      
prejudice4 ,he talk$ ?is language till  
he believ$ x2 & hav+ he>d x (t5 ass]t$  
7z is true7 t "t gives a mell[ness to   
col\rs1 & improves !m1 he n only d5i$ ! 
proposition1 b ma9ta9$ t pictures only  
grew black & worse by age1 n di/+ui%+   
betwe5 ! degrees 9 :i* ! proposition    
might be true or false4 ,he w5t f>!r3 he
 det]m9$ to rival ! anci5ts1 &          
un=tunately *ose "o ( ! f9e/ pictures 9 
,engl& z ! object ( 8 competition4 ,?is 
0 ! celebrat$ ,sigismonda ( ,sir ,luke  
,s*aub1 n[ 9 ! possession ( ! ,duke (   
,newca/le1 said to be pa9t$ by          
,correggio1 probably by ,fur9o4--,x is  
impossible to see ! picture1 7cont9ues 8
 lord%ip17 or read ,dryd5's inimitable  
tale1 & n feel t ! same s\l animat$ bo?4

 ,aft] _m essays1 ,hog>? at la/ produc$ 
8 ,sigismonda1--b no m l ,sigismonda ?an
 ,i to ,h]cules4  ,not)/&+ ,hog>?       
pr(ess$ to decry lit]ature1 he felt an  
incl9ation to communicate to ! public 8 
ideas on a topic connect$ ) 8 art4 ,8   
,analysis ( ,beauty made its appe>ance 9
 "o volume qu>to1 9 ! ye> #agec4 ,its   
lead+ pr9ciple is1 t beauty fundam5tally
 consi/s 9 t union ( uni=mity :i* is    
f\nd 9 ! curve or wav+ l9e2 & t r\nd    
swell+ figures are mo/ pleas+ to ! eye4 
,?is pr9ciple he illu/rates by _m +5i\s 
rem>ks & examples1 & also by "s plates  
*>act]i/ic ( 8 g5ius4  ,9 ! ye> #ageg1 8
 bro!r-9-law1 ,mr4 ,?ornhill1 resign$ 8 
(fice ( k+'s s]jeant-pa9t] 9 fav\r (    
,hog>?1 :o receiv$ 8 appo9tm5t on ! #f? 
( ,june1 & ent]$ on 8 functions on !    
#af? ( ,july1 bo? 9 ! same ye>4 ,?is    
place 0 re-grant$ to him by a w>rant (  
,george ! ,?ird1 :i* be>s date ! #cj?   
,octob]1 #agfa1 ) a sal>y ( t5 p\nds p] 
annum1 payable qu>t]ly4  ,?is connexion 
) ! c\rt probably induc$ ,hog>? to      

deviate f ! /rict l9e ( p>ty neutrality 
:i* he _h hi!rto obs]v$1 & to engage    
aga9/ ,mr4 ,wilkes & 8 fri5ds1 9 a pr9t 
publi%$ 9 ,septemb]1 #agfb1 entitl$ ,!  
,times4 ,?is publication provok$ "s     
sev]e /rictures f ,wilkes's p51 9 a     
,nor? ,briton 7,no4 #ag47 ,hog>? repli$ 
by a c>icature ( ! writ]3 a rejo9d] 0   
put 9 by ,*ur*ill1 9 an angry epi/le to 
,hog>? 7n ! brighte/ ( 8 works72 & 9 :i*
 ! sev]e/ /rokes fell on a defect !     
pa9t] _h n caus$1 & c\ld n am5d--8 age2 
:i*1 h[ev]1 0 nei!r rem>kable nor       
decrepit2 mu* less _h x impair$ 8       
tal5ts3 =1 only six mon?s be=e1 he _h   
produc$ "o ( 8 mo/ capital works4 ,9    
rev5ge = ?is epi/le1 ,hog>? c>icatur$   
,*ur*ill1 "u ! =m ( a canonical be>1 ) a
 club & a pot ( port]4  ,dur+ ?is p]iod 
( w>f>e 7s virul5t & disgraceful to all 
! p>ties71 ,hog>?'s heal? visibly       
decl9$4 ,9 #agfb1 he compla9$ ( an      
int]nal pa91 ! cont9uance ( :i* produc$ 
a g5]al decay ( ! sy/em1 t prov$        
incurable2 &1 on ! #be? ( ,octob]1      

#agfd1 7hav+ be5 previ\sly convey$ 9 a v
 weak & languid /ate f ,*iswick to      
,leice/] ,fields17 he di$ sudd5ly1 ( an 
aneurism 9 8 *e/1 9 ! sixty-sev5? or    
sixty-eigh? ye> ( 8 age4 ,8 rema9s 7    
int]r$ at ,*iswick1 b5ea? a pla9 b neat 
mausoleum1 ) ! foll[+ elegant           
inscription by 8 fri5d ,g>rick3--       
,f>ewell1 great pa9t] ( mank9d1     ,:o 
rea*'d ! noble/ po9t ( art2     ,^:     
pictur$ morals *>m ! m9d1     ,& ?r\gh !
 eye correct ! he>t4     ,if ,g5ius fire
 !e1 read]1 /ay2     ,if ,nature t\* !e1
 drop a te>3     ,if nei!r move !e1 turn
 away1     ,= ,hog>?'s hon\r'd du/ lies 
"h4     ,,li/ ,,( ,,engrav+s4  ,,vol4   
,i4   ,,rake',s ,,progress4             
,page  ,,plate #a ,heir tak+ ,possession
                                        
#aa      #b ,surr\nd$ by ,arti/s        
#ac      #c ,tav]n ,sc5e                
#ae      #d ,arre/$ = ,debt             
#ag      #e ,m>ries an ,old ,maid       
#ai      #f ,gam+ ,h\se                 
#ba      #g ,prison ,sc5e               

#bc      #h ,mad ,h\se                  
#be  ,! ,di/ress$ ,poet                 
#bg ,! ,b5*                             
#bi ,! ,laugh+ ,audi5ce                 
#ca ,gate ( ,calais                     
#cc ,! ,politician                      
#ce ,ta/e 9 ,high ,life                 
#cg   ,,h>lot',s ,,progress4  ,,plate #a
                                        
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#da      #c                             
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#dg      #f                             
#di  ,! ,lecture                        
#ea ,! ,*orus                           
#ec ,columbus break+ ! ,egg             
#ee ,mod]n ,midnight ,conv]sation       
#eg ,consultation ( ,physicians         
#ei ,portrait ( ,daniel ,lock1 ,esq4    
#fa ,! ,enrag$ ,musician                
#fc ,masqu]ades & ,op]as                
#fe   ,,times ,,( ,,! ,,day4  ,morn+    
#fg ,noon                               
#fi ,ev5+                               

#ga ,night                              
#gc  ,sigismonda                        
#ge ,portrait ( ,m>t9 ,f[kes1 ,esq4     
#gg ,! ,cockpit                         
#gh ,capta9 ,?omas ,coram               
#ha ,c\ntry ,inn ,y>d                   
#hc   ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate 
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#aje      #ab                           
#ajg  ,s\?w>k ,fair4                    
#aji ,g>rick z ,ri*>d ,,iii4            
#aaa   ,,france ,,& ,,engl&4  ,,plate #a
 ,france                                
#aac      #b ,engl&                     
#aae     ,,hog>?',s ,,works4     ,,!    

,,rake',s ,,progress4   ,( all ! follies
 9 human life1 !re is none great] ?an t 
( extravagance1 or pr(us5ess2 x be+     
con/ant lab\r1 )\t ! lea/ ease or       
relaxation4 ,x be>s1 inde$1 ! col\r ( t 
:i* is comm5dable1 & w\ld fa9 be ?\ght  
to take its rise f laudable motives1    
se>*+ indefatigably aft] true felicity2 
n[ z !re c be no true felicity )\t      
cont5t1 x is ?is :i* e man is 9 con/ant 
pursuit (2 ! le>n$1 = in/ance1 9 8      
indu/ri\s que/ aft] k2 ! m]*ant1 9 8    
dang]\s voyages2 ! ambiti\s1 9 8        
passionate pursuit ( hon\r2 ! conqu]or1 
9 8 e>ne/ desire ( victory2 !           
politician1 9 8 deep-laid designs2 !    
wanton1 9 8 pleas+ *>ms ( beauty2 !     
covet\s1 9 8 unwe>i$ heap+-up (         
treasure2 & ! prodigal1 9 8 g5]al &     
extravagant indulg5ce4--,?us f> x may be
 well2--b1 s mi/ak5 are we 9 our road1 z
 to run on 9 ! v opposite tract1 :i*    
leads directly to our ru94 ,:atev] else 
we indulge ourselves 91 is att5d$ ) "s  
small degree ( reli%1 & has "s trifl+   

satisfaction 9 ! enjoym5t1 b1 9 ?is1 !  
f>!r we g1 ! m we are lo/2 & :5 arriv$  
at ! m>k propos$1 we are z f> f ! object
 we pursue1 z :5 we fir/ set out4 ,"h   
!n1 are we inexcusable1 9 n att5d+ to ! 
secret dictates ( reason1 & 9 /opp+ our 
e>s at ! timely admonitions ( fri5d%ip4 
,head/rong & ungov]nable1 we pursue our 
c\rse )\t int]mission2 ?\ghtless &      
unw>y1 we see n ! dang]s t lie          
imm$iately be=e u2 b hurry on1 ev5 )\t  
sight ( our object1 till we bury        
ourselves 9 t gulf ( woe1 :]e p]i%es at 
once1 heal?1 weal? & virtue1 & ^:       
dreadful labyr9?s admit ( no return4    
,/ruck ) ! =esight ( t mis]y1 att5dant  
on a life ( debau*]y1 :i* is1 9 fact1 ! 
(fspr+ ( prodigality1 our au?or has1 9 !
 sc5es be=e u1 attempt$ ! re=mation ( ! 
worldl+1 by /opp+ him z x 7 9 8 c>e]1 & 
op5+ to 8 view ! _m sad calamities      
await+ ! prosecution ( 8 propos$ s*eme (
 life2 he has1 9 hopes ( re=m+ !        
prodigal1 & at ! same "t det]r+ ! ris+  
g5]ation1 :om ,provid5ce may h bless$ ) 

e>?ly weal?1 f ent]+ into s iniquit\s a 
c\rse1 exhibit$ ! life ( a "y man1      
hurri$ on ?r\gh a succession ( pr(ligate
 pursuits1 = ! few ye>s ,nature 0 able  
to support itself2 & ?is f ! in/ant he  
might be said to ent] into ! _w1 till ! 
"t ( 8 leav+ x4 ,b1 z ! vice ( av>ice is
 equal to t ( prodigality1 & ! ru9 (    
*ildr5 is (t5 ow+ to ! indiscretion ( _!
 p>5ts1 he has op5$ ! piece ) a sc5e1   
:i*1 at ! same "t t x exposes ! folly ( 
! y\?1 %ews u ! imprud5ce ( ! fa!r1 :o  
is suppos$ to h hurt ! pr9ciples ( 8    
son1 9 depriv+ him ( ! necess>y use ( "s
 portion ( t gold1 he _h ) p5uri\s      
covet\sness be5 ho>d+ up1 = ! sole      
purpose ( lodg+ 9 8 c(f]s4     ,,plate  
,i4  ,,! ,,"y ,,heir ,,tak+             
,,possession4      ,oh1 vanity ( age    
unt[>d6     ,ev] sple5y1 ev] fr[>d6     
,:y ^! bolts & massy *a9s1     ,squ9t   
suspicions1 jeal\s pa9s8     ,:y1 ?y    
toilsome j\rney o'er1     ,lay'/ ?\ up  
an useless /ore8     ,hope1 along ) ,"t 
is fl[n2     ,nor can/ ?\ reap ! field  

?\'/ s[n4     ,ha/ ?\ a son8 ,9 "t be   
wise2     ,he views ?y toil ) o!r eyes4 
,ne$s mu/ ?y k9d pat]nal c>e1           
,lock'd 9 ?y *e/s1 be buri$ !re8        
,:5ce1 !n1 %all fl[ t fri5dly ease1     
,t social conv]se1 he>tfelt peace1      
,famili> duty )\t dread1     ,in/ruction
 f example br$1     ,:i* y\?ful m9ds )  
fre$om m5d1     ,& ) ! fa!r mix ! fri5d8
     ,uncircumscrib$ by prud5t rules1   
,or precepts ( exp5sive s*ools2         
,abus$ at home1 abroad despis$1         
,unbr$1 unlett]'d1 unadvis$2     ,!     
head/rong c\rse ( life begun1     ,:at  
com=t f ?y d>l+ son8      ,,hoadley4    
,! hi/ory op5s1 repres5t+ a sc5e cr[d$ )
 all ! monum5ts ( av>ice1 & lay+ be=e u 
a mo/ beautiful contra/1 su* z is too   
g5]al 9 ! _w1 to pass unobs]v$2 no?+ be+
 m common ?an = a son to prodigally     
squ&] away t sub/ance 8 fa!r _h1 )      
anxi\s solicitude1 8 :ole life be5      
amass+4--,"h1 we see ! "y heir1 at ! age
 ( n9ete5 or tw5ty1 raw f ! ,univ]sity1 
j arriv$ at home1 ^u ! dea? ( 8 fa!r4   

,eag] to "k ! possessions he is ma/] (1 
! old w>drobes1 :]e ?+s h be5 rott+ "t  
out ( m9d1 are in/antly wr5*$ op52 !    
/rong *e/s are unlock$2 ! p>*m5ts1 ^?   
securities ( treble int]e/1 on :i* ?is  
av>ici\s mon/] l5t 8 money1 tumbl$ out2 
& ! bags ( gold1 :i* _h long be5 ho>d$1 
) grip+ c>e1 n[ expos$ to ! pilf]+ h&s (
 ^? ab\t him4 ,to expla9 e little m>k ( 
usury & covet\sness1 su* z ! mortgages1 
bonds1 ind5tures1 c4 ! piece ( c&le /uck
 on a save-all1 on ! mantle-piece2 !    
rott5 furniture ( ! room1 & ! mis]able  
cont5ts ( ! du/y w>drobe1 w\ld be       
unnecess>y3 we %all only notice ! m     
/rik+ articles4 ,f ! va/ quantity (     
pap]s1 falls an old writt5 j\rnal1 :]e1 
among o!r memor&ums1 we f9d ! foll[+1   
viz4 ,may ! #e?1 #agba4 ,put (f my bad  
%ill+4 ,h5ce1 we le>n1 ! /ore ?is       
p5uri\s mis] set on ?is trifle3 t s     
p5uri\s is ! disposition ( ! mis]1 t    
not)/&+ he may be possess$ ( _m l>ge    
bags ( gold1 ! fe> ( los+ a s+le %ill+  
is a cont9ual tr\ble to him4 ,9 "o "p ( 

! room1 a man is hang+ x ) black clo?1  
on :i* are plac$ escut*eons1 by way (   
dre>y ornam5t2 ^! escut*eons conta9 !   
arms ( ! covet\s1 viz4 ?ree vices1 h>d  
screw$1 ) ! motto1 ,,bew>e6 ,on ! floor1
 lie a pair ( old %oes1 :i* ?is sordid  
wret* is suppos$ to h long pres]v$ = !  
weight ( iron 9 ! nails1 & has be5 sol+ 
) lea!r cut f ! cov]s ( an old ,family  
,bible2 an excell5t piece ( satire1     
intimat+1 t su* m5 w\ld sacrifice ev5 _!
 ,god to ! lu/ ( money4 ,f ^! & "s o!r  
objects too /rik+ to pass unnotic$1 su* 
z ! gold fall+ f ! break+ cornice2 !    
jack & spit1 ^? ut5sils ( orig9al       
hospitality1 lock$ up1 ?r\gh fe> ( be+  
us$2 ! clean & empty *imney1 9 :i* a    
fire is j n[ go+ to be made = ! fir/ "t2
 & ! emaciat$ figure ( ! cat1 /rongly   
m>k ! natural temp] ( ! late mis]ly     
inhabitant1 :o c\ld />ve 9 ! mid/ (     
pl5ty4--,b see ! mighty *ange6 ,view !  
h]o ( our piece1 left to himself1 ^u !  
dea? ( 8 fa!r1 possess$ ( a goodly      
inh]itance4 ,m>k h[ 8 m9d is            

affect$6--det]m9$ to p>take ( ! mighty  
happ9ess he falsely imag9es o!rs ( 8 age
 & =tune enjoy2 see him runn+ headlong  
into extravagance1 )hold+ n 8 he>t f any
 joy2 b implicitly pursu+ ! dictates ( 8
 w4 ,to comm5ce ?is delusive sw+ (      
pleasure1 8 fir/ application is to !    
tailor1 :om we see "h tak+ 8 measure1 9 
ord] to trick out 8 pretty p]son4 ,9 !  
int]im1 ent]s a poor girl 7) h] "m71 :om
 our h]o has s$uc$1 "u pr(essions ( love
 & promises ( m>riage2 9 hopes ( meet+ )
 t k9d welcome %e _h ! greate/ reason to
 expect2 b he1 corrupt$ ) ! weal? ( :i* 
he is n[ ! ma/]1 =gets e engagem5t he   
once made1 f9ds himself too ri* to keep 
8 ^w2 &1 z if gold w\ld atone = a brea* 
( hon\r1 is (f]+ money to h] "m1 z an   
equival5t = ! non-fulfill+ ( 8 promise4 
,n ! sight ( ! r+1 giv5 z a pl$ge ( 8   
fidelity2 n a view ( ! _m affectionate  
lett]s he at "o "t wrote to h]1 ( :i* h]
 "m's lap is full2 n ! te>s1 nor ev5 !  
pregnant condition ( ! wret*$ girl1 c\ld
 awak5 9 him "o sp>k ( t5d]ness2 b1 h>d 

he>t$ & unfeel+1 l ! g5]ality ( wick$   
m51 he suff]s h] to weep away h] woes 9 
sil5t sorr[1 & curse ) bitt]ness h]     
deceitful betray]4 ,"o ?+ m we %all take
 notice (1 :i* is1 t ?is unexpect$      
visit1 att5d$ ) abuse f ! "m1 s engages 
! att5tion ( our y\?1 z to give ! old   
pettifogg] beh9d him an opportunity (   
robb+ him4 ,h5ce we see t "o ill        
consequ5ce is g5]ally att5d$ ) ano!r2 & 
t mis=tunes1 accord+ to ! old prov]b1   
seldom come alone4      ,mr4 ,irel&     
rem>ks ( ?is plate--,he "h pres5ts to u 
!     picture ( a "y man1 ?\ghtless1    
extravagant1 & lic5ti\s2     &1 9 col\rs
 equally impressive1 pa9ts ! de/ructive 
consequ5ces ( 8 conduct4 ,! fir/ pr9t   
mo/ =cibly contra/s     two opposite    
passions2 ! un?9k+ neglig5ce ( y\?1 & ! 
sordid av>ici\s rapacity ( age4 ,x br+s 
into "o po9t ( view     :at ,mr4 ,pope s
 exquisitely describes 9 8 ,epi/le to   
,"l     ,ba?ur/--          ',:o sees    
pale ,mammon p9e amid/ 8 /ore1          
,sees b a backw>d /ew>d = ! poor2       

,?is ye> a res]voir1 to keep & sp>e2    
,! next a f\nta91 sp\t+ ?r\gh 8 heir4'  
,! introduction to ?is hi/ory is well   
del9eat$1 & !     pr9cipal figure m>k$ )
 t easy1 unmean+ vacancy ( face1     :i*
 speaks him =m$ by nature = a ,,dupe4   
,ignorant ( ! value     ( money1 &      
neglig5t 9 8 nature1 he leaves 8 bag (  
untold     gold 9 ! rea* ( an old &     
gre$y pettifogg+ attorney1 :o is        
mak+ an inv5tory ( bonds1 mortgages1    
ind5tures1 c4 ,?is man1     ) ! rapacity
 s natural to ^? :o disgrace !          
pr(ession1     seizes ! fir/ opportunity
 ( plund]+ 8 employ]4 ,hog>?     _h1 a  
few ye>s be=e1 be5 engag$ 9 a law suit1 
:i* gave him     "s exp]i5ce ( !        
,,practice ( ^? pe/s ( society4         
,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,rake',s ,,progress4 
,,plate #a4  ,,! ,,"y ,,h]o ,,takes     
,,possession ,,( ,,! ,,mis]',s          
,,effects4     ,,plate ,,ii4  ,,surr\nd$
 ,,by ,,arti/s ,,& ,,pr(essors4         
,prosp]ity 7) h>lot's smiles1     ,mo/  
pleas+ :5 %e mo/ beguiles71     ,h[     

soon1 great foe1 c all ?y tra9     ,(   
false1 gay1 frantic1 l\d1 & va91        
,ent] ! unprovid$ m9d1     ,& memory 9  
fett]s b9d8     ,load fai? & love )     
gold5 *a91     ,& spr9kle ,le! o'er !   
bra96     ,pleasure1 on h] silv] ?rone1 
,smil+ comes1 nor comes alone2     ,v5us
 comes ) h] along1     ,& smoo? ,lyaeus1
 ev] "y2     ,& 9 _! tra91 to fill !    
press1     ,come api% ,dance & swoln    
,excess1     ,me*anic ,hon\r1 vici\s    
,ta/e1     ,& ,fa%ion 9 h] *ang+ ve/4   
,,hoadley4   ,we are next to consid] our
 h]o z laun*$ into ! _w1 & hav+ equipp$ 
himself ) all ! necess>ies to con/itute 
him a man ( ta/e1 he plunges at once    
into all ! fa%ionable excesses1 & ent]s 
) _s into ! "* he assumes4  ,! av>ice ( 
! p5uri\s fa!r !n1 9 ?is pr9t1 is       
contra/$ by ! giddy pr(usion ( 8        
prodigal son4 ,we view him n[ at 8      
levee1 att5d$ by ma/]s ( v>i\s          
pr(essions1 suppos$ to be "h (f]+ _!    
int]e/$ s]vices4 ,! =emo/ figure is     
readily kn[n to be a danc+-ma/]2 beh9d  

him are two m51 :o at ! "t :5 ^! pr9ts 7
 fir/ publi%$1 7 not$ = tea*+ ! arts (  
def5ce by diff]5t weapons1 & :o are "h  
drawn f ! life2 "o ( :om is a ,fr5*man1 
tea*] ( ! small-sword1 mak+ a ?ru/ ) 8  
foil2 ! o!r an ,engli%man1 ma/] ( !     
qu>t]-/aff2 ! vivacity ( ! fir/1 & !    
cold contempt visible 9 ! face ( !      
second1 beautifully describe ! natural  
disposition ( ! two nations4 ,on ! left 
( ! latt] /&s an improv] ( g>d5s1 drawn 
also f ! life1 (f]+ a plan = t purpose4 
,a ta/e = g>d5+1 c>ri$ to excess1 mu/ be
 ackn[l$g$ to h be5 ! ru9 ( numb]s1 x   
be+ a passion t is seldom1 if ev]1      
satisfi$1 & att5d$ ) ! greate/ exp5se4  
,9 ! *air sits a pr(essor ( music1 at ! 
h>psi*ord1 runn+ ov] ! keys1 wait+ to   
give 8 pupil a lesson2 beh9d ^: *air    
hangs a li/ ( ! pres5ts1 "o ,f>9elli1 an
 ,italian s+]1 receiv$ ! next day aft] 8
 fir/ p]=mance at ! ,op]a ,h\se2 among/ 
:i*1 !re is notice tak5 ( "o1 :i* he    
receiv$ f ! h]o ( our piece1 ?us3 ,a    
gold snuff-box1 *as$1 ) ! /ory (        

,orpheus *>m+ ! brutes1 by ,j4          
,rakewell1 esq4 ,by ^! mem5tos (        
extravagance & pride1 7= gifts ( ?is k9d
 proce$ (t5] f o/5tation ?an g5]osity17 
& by ! engrav$ frontispiece to a poem1  
d$icat$ to our fa%ionable sp5d?rift1 ly+
 on ! floor1 :i* repres5ts ! ladies (   
,brita9 sacrific+ _! he>ts to ! idol    
,f>9elli1 cry+ out1 ) ! greate/         
e>ne/ness1 "o ,g--d1 "o ,f>9elli1 we are
 giv5 to und]/& ! prevail+ dissipation &
 luxury ( ! times4 ,ne> ! pr9cipal      
figure 9 ?is plate is t ( him1 ) "o h&  
on 8 brea/1 ! o!r on 8 sword1 :om we may
 easily discov] to be a bravo2 he is    
repres5t$ z hav+ br\ght a lett] (       
recomm5dation1 z "o dispos$ to und]take 
all sorts ( s]vice4 ,?is "* is r        
,italian ?an ,engli%2 b is "h introduc$ 
to fill up ! li/ ( p]sons at t "t too   
(t5 engag$ 9 ! s]vice ( ! vot>ies (     
extravagance & fa%ion4 ,our au?or w\ld h
 x imag9$ 9 ! int]val betwe5 ! fir/ sc5e
 & ?is1 t ! "y man ^: hi/ory he is      
pa9t+1 _h n[ giv5 himself up to e       

fa%ionable extravagance2 & among o!rs1  
he _h imbib$ a ta/e = cock-fight+ &     
horse-rac+2 two amusem5ts1 :i*1 at t "t1
 ! man ( fa%ion c\ld n disp5se )4 ,?is  
is evid5t1 f 8 rid] br++ 9 a silv]      
pun*-b[l1 :i* "o ( 8 horses is suppos$  
to h won1 & 8 saloon be+ ridicul\sly    
ornam5t$ ) ! portraits ( celebrat$      
cocks4 ,! figures 9 ! back "p ( ?is     
plate repres5t tailors1 p]uke-mak]s1    
mill9]s1 & su* o!r p]sons z g5]ally fill
 ! anti*amb] ( a man ( quality1 except  
"o1 :o is suppos$ to be a poet1 & has   
writt5 "s panegyric on ! p]son ^: levee 
he att5ds1 & :o waits = t approbation he
 already va9ly anticipates4 ,^u ! :ole1 
! g5]al t5or ( ?is sc5e is to tea* u1 t 
! man ( fa%ion is too (t5 expos$ to !   
rapacity ( 8 fell[ creatures1 & is      
commonly a dupe to ! m kn[+ "p ( ! _w4  
,h[ exactly1 says ,mr4 ,irel&1 does     
,bram/on describe !     "* 9 8 ,man (   
,ta/e3--          ',)\t ,italian1 & )\t 
an e>1         ,to ,bononc9i's music ,i 
adh]e4----         ,to boon companions  

,i my "t w\ld give1         ,) play]s1  
pimps1 & p>asites ,i'd live2         ,i 
w\ld ) jockeys f ,newm>ket d9e1         
,& to r\gh rid]s give my *oice/ w9e4    
,my ev5+s all ,i w\ld ) %>p]s sp5d1     
,& make ! ?ief-tak] my bosom fri5d2     
,9 ,figg1 ! prize-fight]1 by day        
delight1         ,& sup ) ,colley ,cibb]
 e night4'      ,( ! expression 9 ?is   
pr9t1 we _c speak m highly ?an     x    
des]ves4 ,e "* is m>k$ ) its prop] &    
discrim9ative /amp4 ,x has be5 said by a
 v judici\s critic     7! ,rev4 ,mr4    
,gilp97 f :om x is n easy to diff] )\t  
be+ wrong1 t ! h]o ( ?is hi/ory1 9 !    
fir/ plate (     ! s]ies1 is unmean+1 & 
9 ! second ungraceful4 ,! fact     is   
admitt$2 b1 = s del9eat+ him1 ! au?or is
 entitl$ to     our praise1 r ?an our   
c5sure4 ,rakewell's :ole conduct proves 
he 0 a fool1 & at t "t he _h n le>n$ h[ 
to p]=m an     artificial "*2 he !re=e  
looks z he is1 unmean+1 &     un9=m$4 ,b
 9 ! second plate he is                 
ungraceful4--,grant$4     ,! ill-educat$

 son ( s av>ici\s a fa!r c\ld n h be5   
introduc$ into v good company2 & ?\gh1  
by ! diff]5t     tea*]s :o surr\nd him1 
x evid5tly appe>s t he wi%es to         
assume ! "* ( a g5tleman1 8 int]nal     
feel+s tell     him he has n atta9$ x4  
,"u t consci\sness1 he is prop]ly     & 
naturally repres5t$ z ungraceful1 &     
emb>rass$ 9 8 new     situation4        
,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,rake',s ,,progress4 
,,plate #b4  ,,surr\nd$ ,,by ,,arti/s   
,,pr(essors4     ,,plate ,,iii4  ,,!    
,,tav]n ,,sc5e4      ,o vanity ( y\?ful 
blood1     ,s by misuse to poison good6 
,woman1 fram$ = social love1     ,faire/
 gift ( p[]s above1     ,s\rce ( e      
h\sehold bless+2     ,all *>ms 9        
innoc5ce possess+3     ,b1 turn'd to    
vice1 all plagues above2     ,foe to ?y 
be+1 foe to love6     ,gue/ div9e1 to   
outw>d view+2     ,able/ m9i/] ( ru98   
,& ?\1 no less ( gift div9e1     ,sweet 
poison ( misus$ w9e6     ,) fre$om l$ to
 e "p1     ,& secret *amb] ( ! he>t1    
,do/ ?\ ?y fri5dly ho/ betray1     ,&   

%ew ?y riot\s gang ! way     ,to ent] 91
 ) cov]t treason1     ,o'er?r[ ! dr[sy  
gu>d ( reason1     ,to ransack ! ab&on'd
 place1     ,& revel !re ) wild excess8 
,mr4 ,irel& hav+1 9 8 description ( ?is 
,plate1 incorporat$ :atev] is ( value 9 
,dr4 ,trusl]'s text1 ) mu* judici\s     
obs]vation & criticism ( 8 own1 !       
,editor has tak5 ! =m] v]batim4  ,?is   
,plate exhibits our lic5ti\s prodigal   
engag$ 9 "o ( 8 midnight fe/ivities3    
=getful ( ! pa/1 & neglig5t ( ! future1 
he riots 9 ! pres5t4 ,hav+ p\r$ 8       
libation to ,bac*us1 he concludes ! ev5+
 orgies 9 a sacrifice at ! ,cyprian     
%r9e2 &1 surr\nd$ by ! vot>ies ( ,v5us1 
jo9s 9 ! unhall[$ my/]ies ( ! place4 ,! 
companions ( 8 revelry are m>k$ ) t     
easy1 unblu%+ effront]y1 :i* belongs to 
! s]vants ( all "w 9 ! isle (           
,paphos2--= ! maids ( hon\r !y are n    
suffici5tly elevat$4  ,he may be        
suppos$1 9 ! phrase ( ! day1 to h beat !
 r\nds1 ov]set a con/able1 & conqu]$ a  
wat*man1 ^: /aff & lant]n he has br\ght 

into ! room1 z trophies ( 8 pr[ess4 ,9  
?is situation he is robb$ ( 8 wat* by ! 
girl ^: h& is 9 8 bosom2 &1 ) t         
adroitness peculi> to an old            
practition]1 %e conveys h] acquisition  
to an accomplice1 :o /&s beh9d ! *air4  
,two ( ! ladies are qu>rell+2 & "o ( !m 
delicately sp\ts w9e 9 ! face ( h]      
oppon5t1 :o is prep>+ to rev5ge !       
affront ) a knife1 :i*1 9 a po/ure (    
?reat5+ defiance1 %e grasps 9 h] h&4 ,a 
?ird1 enrag$ at be+ neglect$1 holds a   
light$ c&le to a map ( ! globe1 det]m9$ 
to set ! _w on fire1 ?\gh %e p]i% 9 !   
conflagration6 ,a f\r? is undress+4 ,!  
fell[ br++ 9 a pewt] di%1 z "p ( !      
app>atus ( ?is elegant & ,attic         
ent]ta9m5t1 a bl9d h>p]1 a trumpet]1 & a
 ragg$ ballad-s+]1 ro>+ out an obsc5e   
song1 complete ?is motley gr\p4  ,?is   
design may be a v exact repres5tation ( 
:at 7 !n ! nocturnal amusem5ts ( a      
bro!l2--s diff]5t are ! mann]s ( =m] &  
pres5t times1 t ,i mu* "q :e!r a simil> 
exhibition is n[ to be se5 9 any tav]n (

 ! metropolis4 ,t we are less lic5ti\s  
?an our pr$ecessors1 ,i d>e n affirm2 b 
we are c]ta9ly m delicate 9 ! pursuit ( 
our pleasures4  ,! room is furni%$ ) a  
set ( ,roman emp]ors1--!y are n plac$ 9 
_! prop] ord]2 = 9 ! mad revelry ( !    
ev5+1 ?is family ( fr5zy h decollat$ all
 ( !m1 except ,n]o2 & 8 mann]s _h too   
great a simil>ity to _! own1 to admit ( 
8 suff]+ s degrad+ an insult2 _! rev]5ce
 = virtue induc$ !m to sp>e 8 head4 ,9 !
 frame ( a ,caes> !y h plac$ a portrait 
( ,pontac1 an em95t cook1 ^: great      
tal5ts be+ turn$ to height5+ s5sual1 r  
?an m5tal enjoym5ts1 he has a mu* bett] 
*ance ( a votive (f]+ f ?is company1 ?an
 w\ld ei!r ,vespasian or ,trajan4  ,!   
%att]$ mirror1 brok5 w9e-glasses1       
fractur$ *air & cane2 ! mangl$ f[l1 ) a 
=k /uck 9 its brea/1 ?r[n into a corn]1 
& inde$ e accompanim5t1 %ews1 t ?is has 
be5 a night ( riot )\t enjoym5t1 mis*ief
 )\t wit1 & wa/e )\t gratification4  ,) 
respect to ! draw+ ( ! figures 9 ?is    
curi\s female cot]ie1 ,hog>? evid5tly   

int5d$ sev]al ( !m = beauties2 & (      
vulg>1 un$ucat$1 pro/itut$ beauty1 he _h
 a good idea4 ,! h]o ( our tale displays
 all t c>eless jollity1 :i* copi\s      
draughts ( madd5+ w9e are calculat$ to  
inspire2 he laughs ! _w away1 & bids x  
pass4 ,! poor dupe1 )\t 8 p]iwig1 9 !   
back-gr\nd1 =ms a good contra/ ( "*3 he 
is maudl9 drunk1 & sadly sick4 ,to keep 
up ! _s ( unity ?r\gh\t ! society1 & n  
leave ! poor ,african girl entirely     
neglect$1 %e is mak+ signs to h] fri5d !
 port]1 :o p]ceives1 & slightly returns1
 h] love-inspir+ glance4 ,?is pr9t is r 
cr[d$1--! subject dem&$ x %\ld be s2 "s 
( ! figures1 ?r[n into %ade1 might h    
help$ ! g5]al effect1 b w\ld h injur$ ! 
*>act]i/ic expression4  ,illu/ration3   
,,! ,,rake',s ,,progress4  ,,plate #c4  
,,tav]n ,,sc5e4     ,,plate ,,iv4       
,,arre/$ ,,= ,,debt4      ,o1 vanity (  
y\?ful blood1     ,s by misuse to poison
 good6     ,reason awakes1 & views      
unb>r'd     ,! sacr$ gates he wi%'d to  
gu>d2     ,approa*+1 see ! h>py ,law1   

,& ,pov]ty1 ) icy paw1     ,ready to    
seize ! poor rema9s     ,t vice has left
 ( all 8 ga9s4     ,cold p5it5ce1 lame  
aft]-?\ght1     ,) fe>1 despair1 &      
horror fraught1     ,call back 8 guilty 
pleasures dead1     ,:om he ha? wrong'd1
 & :om betray'd4   ,! c>e] ( dissipation
 is "h /opp$4 ,dress$ 9 ! fir/ /yle ( ! 
ton1 & gett+ out ( a s$an-*air1 ) ! hope
 ( %9+ 9 ! circle1 & p]haps =w>d+ a =m] 
application = a place or a p5sion1 he is
 arre/$6 ,to intimate t be+ plund]$ is !
 c]ta9 consequ5ce ( su* an ev5t1 & to   
%ew h[ closely "o mis=tune treads ^u !  
heels ( ano!r1 a boy is at ! same mom5t 
/eal+ 8 cane4  ,! un=tunate girl :om he 
basely des]t$1 is n[ a mill9]1 &        
naturally en\gh att5ds 9 ! cr[d1 to m>k 
! fa%ions ( ! day4 ,see+ 8 di/ress1 )   
all ! eag] t5d]ness ( unabat$ love1 %e  
flies to 8 relief4 ,possess$ ( a small  
sum ( money1 ! h>d e>n+s ( unremitt$    
indu/ry1 %e g5]\sly (f]s h] purse = !   
lib]ation ( h] wor?less fav\rite4 ,?is  
releases ! captive beau1 & displays a   

/rong in/ance ( female affection2 :i*1  
be+ once plant$ 9 ! bosom1 is r>ely     
eradicat$ by ! colde/ neglect1 or h>%e/ 
cruelty4  ,! high-born1 haughty         
,wel%man1 ) an enorm\s leek1 & a        
c\nt5ance ke5 & l(ty z 8 native m\nta9s1
 e/abli%es ! *ronology1 & fixes ! day to
 be ! fir/ ( ,m>*2 :i* be+ sacr$ to !   
titul> sa9t ( ,wales1 0 obs]v$ at c\rt4 
,mr4 ,ni*ols rem>ks ( ?is plate3--,9 !  
e>ly impressions1 a     %oe-black /eals 
! ,rake's cane4 ,9 ! mod]n ones1 a l>ge 
gr\p     ( sweeps1 & black-%oe boys1 are
 introduc$ gambl+ on !     pavem5t2 ne> 
!m a /one inscrib$ ,black's1 a contra/  
to     ,:ite's gam+-h\se1 aga9/ :i* a   
fla% ( lightn+ is     po9t$4 ,! curta9 9
 ! w9d[ ( ! s$an-*air is ?r[n     back4 
,?is plate is likewise f\nd 9 an        
int]m$iate /ate2 ! sky     be+ made     
unnaturally obscure1 ) an attempt to    
introduce a     %[] ( ra91 & lightn+ v  
aukw>dly repres5t$4 ,x is     suppos$ to
 be a fir/ pro( aft] ! ins]tion ( ! gr\p
 (     blackgu>d game/]s2 ! w9d[ ( !    

*air be+ only m>k$ =     an alt]ation t 
0 aft]w>ds made 9 x4 ,hog>? appe>s to   
h s f> spoil$ ! sky1 t he 0 oblig$ to   
oblit]ate x1     & cause x to be engrav$
 ov] aga9 by ano!r h&4      ,mr4 ,gilp9 
obs]ves3--,v disagreeable accid5ts (t5  
befal     g5tlem5 ( pleasure4 ,an ev5t (
 ?is k9d is record$ 9 !     f\r? pr9t1  
:i* is n[ be=e u4 ,our h]o go+1 9 full  
dress1     to pay 8 complim5ts at c\rt  
on ,/4 ,david's day1 0 acco/$ 9     !   
rude mann] :i* is "h repres5t$4--,!     
composition is good4     ,! =m ( ! gr\p1
 made up ( ! figures 9 action1 ! *air1  
& ! lamplight]1 is pleas+4 ,only1 "h we 
h an opportunity     ( rem>k+1 t a gr\p 
is disgu/+ :5 ! extremities ( x     are 
heavy4 ,a gr\p 9 "s respects %\ld       
resemble a tree4 ,!     heavi] "p ( !   
foliage 7! cup1 z ! l&scape-pa9t] calls 
x7 is always ne> ! middle2 ! outside    
bran*es1 :i* are     reliev$ by ! sky1  
are light & airy4 ,an inatt5tion to ?is 
rule     has giv5 a heav9ess to ! gr\p  
be=e u4 ,! two bailiffs1 !     woman1 & 

! *airman1 are all huddl$ toge!r 9 t "p 
(     ! gr\p :i* %\ld h be5 ! lighte/2  
:ile ! middle     "p1 :]e ! h& holds !  
door1 wants /r5g? & consi/5ce4     ,x   
may be add$ too1 t ! f\r heads1 9 ! =m (
 a diamond1     make an unpleas+ %ape4  
,all regul> figures %\ld be /udi\sly    
avoid$4--,! light _h be5 well di/ribut$1
 if ! bailiff     hold+ ! arre/1 & !    
*airman1 _h be5 a little light]1 &     !
 woman d>k]4 ,! gl>e ( ! :ite apron is  
disagreeable4--,we     h1 9 ?is pr9t1 "s
 beautiful in/ances ( expression4 ,!    
surprise & t]ror ( ! poor g5tleman is   
app>5t 9 e limb1     z f> z is consi/5t 
) ! fe> ( discompos+ 8 dress4 ,!        
insol5ce ( p[] 9 "o ( ! bailiffs1 & !   
unfeel+ he>t1     :i* c je/ ) mis]y1 9 !
 o!r1 are /rongly m>k$4 ,!              
self-importance1 too1 ( ! hone/         
,cambrian is n ill portray$2     :o is  
*iefly introduc$ to settle ! *ronology (
 ! /ory4--,9     pose ( grace1 we h no?+
 /rik+4 ,hog>? might h     introduc$ a  
degree ( x 9 ! female figure3 at lea/ he

 might     h contriv$ to v>y ! heavy &  
unpleas+ =m ( h]     drap]y4--,!        
p]spective is good1 & makes an agreeable
 %ape4  ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,rake',s     
,,progress4  ,,plate #d4  ,,arre/$ ,,=  
,,debt ,,z ,,go+ ,,to ,,c\rt4           
,,plate ,v4  ,,m>ries ,,an ,,old ,,maid4
      ,new to ! s*ool ( h>d mi%ap1      
,driv5 f ! ease ( =tune's lap4     ,:at 
s*emes w nature n embrace     ,t' avoid 
less %ame ( dre> di/ress8     ,gold c ! 
*>ms ( y\? be/[1     ,& mask de=mity )  
%ew3     ,gold c av]t ! /+ ( %ame1      
,9 ,w9t]'s arms create a flame3     ,c  
c\ple y\? ) ho>y age1     ,& make       
antipa?ies engage4   ,to be ?us degrad$ 
by ! rude en=cem5t ( ! law1 & reliev$ f 
an exig5ce by "o :om he _h injur$1 w\ld 
h w\nd$1 humbl$1 ,i _h almo/ said       
reclaim$1 any man :o _h ei!r feel+ or   
elevation ( m9d2 b1 to m>k ! progression
 ( vice1 we "h see ?is deprav$1 lo/ "*1 
hypocritically violat+ e natural feel+ (
 ! s\l1 to recruit 8 exhau/$ f9ances1 & 
m>ry+ an old & )]$ ,sybil1 at ! sight ( 

:om nature mu/ recoil4  ,! c]emony      
passes 9 ! old *ur*1 ,m>y-le-bone1 :i* 0
 !n consid]$ at su* a di/ance f ,london1
 z to become ! usual resort ( ^? :o wi%$
 to be privately m>ri$2 t su* 0 ! view (
 ?is pro/itut$ "y man1 may be fairly    
inf]r$ f a glance at ! object ( 8 *oice4
 ,h] *>ms are height5$ by ! affectation 
( an amor\s le]1 :i* %e directs to h]   
y\?ful husb&1 9 grateful return = a     
simil> complim5t :i* %e supposes paid to
 h]self4 ,?is gives h] face mu* mean+1 b
 mean+ ( su* a sort1 t an obs]v] be+    
ask1 ,h[ dreadful mu/ be ?is creature's 
hatr$8 w\ld naturally reply1 ,h[ hateful
 mu/ be h] love6  ,9 8 demeanor we      
discov] an attempt to appe> at ! alt> ) 
becom+ decorum3 b int]nal p]turbation   
d>ts ?r\gh assum$ tranquillity1 = ?\gh  
he is plight+ 8 tro? to ! old woman1 8  
eyes are fix$ on ! "y girl :o kneels    
beh9d h]4  ,! p>son & cl]k seem made =  
ea* o!r2 a sleepy1 /upid solemnity m>ks 
e muscle ( ! div9e1 & ! nasal dron+ ( ! 
lay bro!r is mo/ happily express$4      

,accompani$ by h] *ild & "m1 ! un=tunate
 victim ( 8 s$uction is "h aga9         
introduc$1 endeav\r+ to ent] ! *ur*1 &  
=bid ! banns4 ,! opposition made by an  
old pew-op5]1 ) h] bun* ( keys1 gave !  
arti/ a good opportunity = indulg+ 8    
ta/e 9 ! burlesque1 & he has n neglect$ 
x4  ,a dog 7,trump1 ,hog>?'s favorite71 
pay+ 8 addresses to a "o-ey$ quadrup$ ( 
8 own species1 is a happy p>ody ( !     
unnatural union go+ on 9 ! *ur*4  ,!    
comm&m5ts are brok53 a crack runs ne> ! 
t5?1 :i* says1 ,?\ %alt n covet ?y      
neighb\r's wife2 a prohibition 9 !      
pres5t case h>dly necess>y4 ,! cre$ is  
de/roy$ by ! damps ( ! *ur*2 & s little 
att5tion has be5 paid to ! poor's box1 t
 x is cov]$ ) a cobweb6 ,^! ?ree        
high-wr\ght /rokes ( satirical hum\r 7  
p]haps nev] equall$ by any ex]tion ( !  
p5cil2 excell$ !y _c be4  ,on "o ( ! pew
 doors is ! foll[+ curi\s specim5 (     
*ur*-y>d poetry1 & mortu>y or?ography4  
,,^! 3 ,,pewes 3 ,,vnscrud 3 ,,& ,,tane 
3 ,,9 3 ,,svnd]     ,,9 3 ,,/one 3 ,,!rs

 3 ,,grau5 3 ,,:at 3 ,,is 3 ,,vnd]      
,,to 3 ,,wit 3 ,a ,,valt 3 ,,= 3        
,,burial 3 ,,!re 3 ,,is     ,,:i* 3     
,,edw>d 3 ,,=set 3 ,,made 3 ,,= 3 ,,him 
3 ,,& 3 ,,84  ,?is is a correct copy ( !
 inscription4 ,"p ( ^! l9es1 9 rais$    
lett]s1 n[ =m a pannel 9 ! wa9scot at ! 
end ( ! "r-h& gall]y1 z ! *ur* is ent]$ 
f ! /reet4 ,! mural monum5t ( !         
,taylor's1 compos$ ( lead1 gilt ov]1 is 
/ill pres]v$3 x is se5 9 ,hog>?'s pr9t1 
j "u ! w9d[4  ,a glory ov] ! bride's    
head is :imsical4  ,! bay & holly1 :i*  
decorate ! pews1 give a date to ! p]iod1
 & det]m9e ?is prepo/]\s union ( ,janu>y
 ) ,june1 to h tak5 place ab\t ! "t (   
,*ri/mas2      ,:5 ,w9t] l+]'d 9 h] icy 
ve9s4  ,addison w\ld h class$ h] among !
 ev]gre5s ( ! sex4  ,x has be5 obs]v$1 t
 ! *ur* is too small1 & ! wood5 po/1 :i*
 seems to h no use1 divides ! picture v 
disagreeably4 ,?is _c be d5i$3 b x      
appe>s to be meant z an accurate        
repres5tation ( ! place1 & ! arti/      
del9eat$ :at he saw4  ,! gr\p+ is good1 

& ! pr9cipal figure has ! air ( a       
g5tleman4 ,! light is well di/ribut$1 & 
! sc5e mo/ *>act]i/ically repres5t$4  ,!
 comm&m5ts be+ repres5t$ z brok51 might 
probably give ! h9t to a lady's reply1  
on be+ told t ?ieves _h ! prec$+ night  
brok5 into ! *ur*1 & /ol5 !             
communion-plate1 & ! t5 comm&m5ts4 ,i   
suppose1 add$ ! in=mant1 t !y may melt &
 sell ! plate2 b c y div9e = :at        
possible purpose !y c\ld /eal !         
comm&m5ts8--,to break !m1 to be sure1   
repli$ %e2--to break !m4  ,illu/ration3 
,,! ,,rake',s ,,progress4  ,,plate #e4  
,,m>ries ,,an ,,old ,,maid4     ,,plate 
,,vi4  ,,sc5e ,,9 ,a ,,gam+ ,,h\se4     
,gold1 ?\ bright son ( ,phoebus1 s\rce  
,( univ]sal int]c\rse2     ,( weep+     
,virtue s(t r$ress3     ,& bless+ ^? :o 
live to bless3     ,yet (t behold ?is   
sacr$ tru/1     ,! tool ( av>ici\s lu/2 
,no long] bond ( human k9d1     ,b bane 
( e virtu\s m9d4     ,:at *aos su*      
misuse att5ds1     ,fri5d%ip /oops to   
prey on fri5ds2     ,heal?1 t gives     

reli% to delight1     ,is wa/$ ) ! wa/+ 
night2     ,d\bt & mi/ru/ is ?r[n on    
,heav51     ,& all its p[] to *ance is  
giv54     ,sad pur*ase ( rep5tant te>s1 
,( ne$less qu>rels1 endless fe>s1       
,( hopes ( mom5ts1 pangs ( ye>s6        
,sad pur*ase ( a tortur$ m9d1     ,to an
 imprison'd body jo9'd4   ,?\gh n[1 f ! 
infatuat$ folly ( 8 antiquat$ wife1 9   
possession ( a =tune1 he is /ill ! slave
 ( t baneful vice1 :i*1 :ile x enslaves 
! m9d1 poisons ! enjoym5ts1 & sweeps    
away ! possessions ( its delud$ vot>ies4
 ,de/ructive z ! e>?quake :i* convulses 
nature1 x ov]:elms ! pride ( ! =e/1 &   
engulfs ! lab\rs ( ! ar*itect4          
,newm>ket & ! cockpit 7 ! sc5es ( 8 e>ly
 amusem5ts2 to cr[n ! :ole1 he is n[    
exhibit$ at a gam+-table1 :]e all is    
lo/6 ,8 c\nt5ance di/ort$ ) agony1 & 8  
s\l agitat$ almo/ to madness1 he        
imprecates v5geance ^u 8 own head4      
,9 he>tfelt bitt] angui% he appe>s1     
,& f ! blood-%ot ball gu% purpl$ te>s6  
,he beats 8 br[1 ) rage & horror        

fraught2     ,8 br[ half bur/s ) agony (
 ?\ght6  ,t he %\ld be depriv$ ( all he 
possess$ 9 su* a society z surr\nd him1 
is n to be wond]$ at4 ,"o ( ! mo/       
conspicu\s *>act]s appe>s1 by ! pi/ol 9 
8 pocket1 to be a highwayman3 f ! pr(\nd
 /upor ( 8 c\nt5ance1 we are c]ta9 he   
also is a los+ game/]2 & s absorb$ 9    
reflection1 t nei!r ! boy :o br+s him a 
glass ( wat]1 nor ! wat*man's cry (     
,fire6 c ar\se him f 8 rev]ie4 ,ano!r ( 
! p>ty is m>k$ = "o ( ^? well-dress$    
cont95tal adv5tur]s1 :o1 be+ unable to  
live 9 _! own c\ntry1 annually p\r into 
?is1 & ) no o!r requisites ?an a quick  
eye1 an adroit h&1 & an undaunt$ =ehead1
 are admitt$ into :at is absurdly en\gh 
call$ good company4  ,at ! table a p]son
 9 m\rn+ grasps 8 hat1 & hides 8 face1 9
 ! agony ( rep5tance1 n hav+1 z we inf] 
f 8 weep]s1 receiv$ t legacy ( :i* he is
 n[ plund]$ m ?an a little mon?4 ,on !  
opposite side is ano!r1 on :om =tune has
 sev]ely fr[n$1 bit+ 8 nails 9 ! angui% 
( 8 s\l4 ,! fif? completes ! climax2 he 

is frantic2 & ) a drawn sword endeav\rs 
to de/roy a pauvre mis]able :om he      
supposes to h *eat$ him1 b is prev5t$ by
 ! int]position ( "o ( ^? /agg]+ vot>ies
 ( ,bac*us :o are to be f\nd 9 e company
 :]e !re is good w9e2 & gam+1 l ! rod ( 
,moses1 s f> swall[s up e o!r passion1 t
 ! actors1 engross$ by great] objects1  
will+ly leave _! w9e to ! audi5ce4  ,9 !
 back-gr\nd are two collusive           
associates1 eag]ly divid+ ! pr(its ( !  
ev5+4  ,a nobleman 9 ! corn] is giv+ 8  
note to an usur]4 ,! lean & hungry      
appe>ance ( ?is c5t4 p] c5t4 wor%ipp] ( 
! gold5 calf1 is well contra/$ by !     
sleek1 cont5t$ vacancy ( s well-employ$ 
a legislator ( ?is great empire4 ,seat$ 
at ! table1 a portly g5tleman1 ( :om we 
see v little1 is coolly sweep+ (f 8     
w9n+s4  ,s engross$ is e "o pres5t by 8 
own situation1 t ! flames :i* surr\nd !m
 are disreg>d$1 & ! vehem5t cries ( a   
wat*man ent]+ ! room1 are necess>y to   
r\se _! att5tion to :at is g5]ally deem$
 ! fir/ law ( nature1 self-pres]vation4 

,mr4 ,gilp9 obs]ves3--,! =tune1 :i* our 
adv5tur] has j     receiv$1 enables him 
to make "o pu% m at ! gam+-table4 ,he   
is exhibit$1 9 ! six? pr9t1 v5t+ curses 
on 8 folly =     hav+ lo/ 8 la/         
/ake4--,?is is1 ^u ! :ole1 p]haps1 !    
be/ pr9t ( ! set4 ,! horrid sc5e x      
describes1 0 nev] m     inimitably      
drawn4 ,! composition is artful1 &      
natural4 ,if !     %ape ( ! :ole be n q 
pleas+1 ! figures are s well     gr\p$1 
& ) s mu* ease & v>iety1 t y _c take    
(f5ce4      ,! expression1 9 almo/ e    
figure1 is admirable2 & ! :ole     is a 
/rong repres5tation ( ! human m9d 9 a   
/orm4 ,?ree     /ages ( t species (     
madness :i* att5ds gam+1 are "h         
describ$4 ,on ! fir/ %ock1 all is inw>d 
dismay4 ,! ru9$     game/] is repres5t$ 
lean+ aga9/ a wall1 ) 8 arms     across1
 lo/ 9 an agony ( horror4 ,p]haps nev]  
passion 0     describ$ ) s mu* =ce4 ,9 a
 %ort "t ?is horrible gloom     bur/s   
into a /orm ( fury3 he te>s 9 pieces :at
 comes next him2     &1 kneel+ d[n1     

invokes curses ^u himself4 ,he next     
attacks     o!rs2 e "o 9 8 turn :om he  
imag9es to h be5     in/rum5tal 9 8     
ru94--,! eag] joy ( ! w9n+ game/]s1     
! att5tion ( ! usur]1 ! vehem5ce ( !    
wat*man1 & !     pr(\nd rev]ie ( !      
highwayman1 are all admirably m>k$4 ,!re
     is great coolness1 too1 express$ 9 
! little we see ( ! fat     g5tleman at 
! end ( ! table4  ,illu/ration3 ,,!     
,,rake',s ,,progress4  ,,plate #f4      
,,gam+ ,,h\se ,,sc5e4     ,,plate ,,vii4
  ,,prison ,,sc5e4      ,happy ! man ^: 
con/ant ?\ght1     7,?\gh 9 ! s*ool (   
h>d%ip taught17     ,c s5d remembrance  
back to fet*     ,treasures f life's    
e>lie/ /ret*2     ,:o1 self-approv+1 c  
review     ,sc5es ( pa/ virtues1 :i* %9e
 ?r\gh     ,! gloom ( age1 & ca/ a ray  
,to gild ! ev5+ ( 8 day6     ,n s !     
guilty wret* conf9$3     ,no pleasures  
meet 8 consci\s m9d2     ,no bless+s    
br\ght f e>ly y\?1     ,b brok5 fai?1 & 
wre/$ tru?2     ,tal5ts idle & unus$1   
,& e tru/ ( ,heav5 abus$4     ,9 seas ( 

sad reflection lo/1     ,f horrors /ill 
to horrors toss'd1     ,reason ! vessel 
leaves to /e]1     ,& gives ! helm to   
mad ,despair4   ,by a v natural         
transition ,mr4 ,hog>? has pass$ 8 h]o f
 a gam+ h\se into a prison--! inevitable
 consequ5ce ( extravagance4 ,he is "h   
repres5t$ 9 a mo/ di/ress+ situation1   
)\t a coat to 8 back1 )\t money1 )\t a  
fri5d to help him4 ,begg>$ by a c\rse ( 
ill-luck1 ! common att5dant on ! game/]1
 hav+ fir/ made away ) e valuable he 0  
ma/] (1 & hav+ n[ no o!r res\rce left to
 retrieve 8 wret*$ circum/ances1 he at  
la/1 va9ly promis+ himself success1     
comm5ces au?or1 & attempts1 ?\gh        
inadequate to ! task1 to write a play1  
:i* is ly+ on ! table1 j return$ ) an   
answ] f ! manag] ( ! !atre1 to :om he _h
 (f]$ x1 t 8 piece w\ld by no means d4  
,/ruck spee*less ) ?is disa/r\s         
occurr5ce1 all 8 hopes vani%1 & 8 mo/   
sangu9e expectations are *ang$ into     
dejection ( _s4 ,to height5 8 di/ress1  
he is approa*$ by 8 wife1 & bitt]ly     

upbraid$ = 8 p]fidy 9 conceal+ f h] 8   
=m] connexions 7) t unhappy girl :o is  
"h pres5t ) h] *ild1 ! innoc5t (fspr+ ( 
h] am\rs1 fa9t+ at ! sight ( 8          
mis=tunes1 be+ unable to relieve him    
f>!r71 & plung+ h] into ^? difficulties 
%e nev] %all be able to surm\nt4 ,to add
 to 8 mis]y1 we see ! "u-turnkey press+ 
him = 8 prison fees1 or g>ni%-money1 & !
 boy refus+ to leave ! be] he ord]$1 )\t
 be+ fir/ paid = x4 ,among ^? assi/+ !  
fa9t+ "m1 "o ( :om we obs]ve clapp+ h]  
h&1 ano!r apply+ ! drops1 is a man cru/$
 ov]1 z x 71 ) ! ru/ ( a gaol1 suppos$  
to h />t$ f 8 dream1 hav+ be5 di/urb$ by
 ! noise at a "t :5 he 0 settl+ "s      
affairs ( /ate2 to h left 8 great plan  
unf9i%$1 & to h hurri$ to ! assi/ance ( 
di/ress4 ,we are told1 by ! pap]s fall+ 
f 8 lap1 "o ( :i* conta9s a s*eme = pay+
 ! national debt1 t 8 conf9em5t is ow+  
to t it* ( politics "s p]sons are tr\bl$
 )1 :o w neglect _! own affairs1 9 ord] 
to busy !mselves 9 t :i* n[ays conc]ns  
!m1 & :i* !y 9 no respect und]/&1 ?\gh  

_! imm$iate ru9 %all foll[ x3 nay1 s    
infatuat$ d we f9d him1 s tak5 up ) 8   
belov$ object1 z n to be/[ a few m9utes 
on ! dec5cy ( 8 p]son4 ,9 ! back ( !    
room is "o :o owes 8 ru9 to an          
indefatigable se>* aft] ! philosoph]'s  
/one4 ,/range & unacc\ntable6--,h5ce we 
are taught by ^! *>act]s1 z well z by ! 
pair ( human w+s on ! te/] ( ! b$1 t    
s*em+ is ! sure & c]ta9 road to begg>y3 
& t m owe _! mis=tunes to wild &        
romantic notions1 ?an to any accid5t !y 
meet ) 9 life4  ,9 ?is upset ( 8 life1 &
 aggravation ( di/ress1 we are to       
suppose our prodigal almo/ driv5 to     
desp]ation4 ,n[1 = ! fir/ "t1 he feels !
 sev]e effects ( p9*+ cold & grip+      
hung]4 ,at ?is melan*oly season1        
reflection f9ds a passage to 8 he>t1 &  
he n[ revolves 9 8 m9d ! folly &        
s9fulness ( 8 pa/ life2--consid]s )9    
himself h[ idly he has wa/$ ! sub/ance  
he is at pres5t 9 ! utmo/ ne$ (2--looks 
back ) %ame on ! iniquity ( 8 actions1 &
 =w>d ) horror on ! rueful sc5e ( mis]y 

t awaits him2 until 8 bra91 torn )      
excruciat+ ?\ght1 loses at once its p[] 
( ?9k+1 & falls a sacrifice to m]ciless 
despair4      ,mr4 ,irel& rem>ks1 on !  
plate be=e u3--,our improvid5t          
sp5d?rift is n[ lodg$ 9 t dre>y         
receptacle ( human     mis]y1--a prison4
 ,8 c\nt5ance exhibits a picture (      
despair2     ! =lorn /ate ( 8 m9d is    
display$ 9 e limb1 & 8     exhau/$      
f9ances1 by ! turnkey's dem& ( prison   
fees1 n     be+ answ]$1 & ! boy refus+  
to leave a tank>d ( port]1     unless he
 is paid = x4      ,we see by ! enrag$  
c\nt5ance ( 8 wife1 t %e is     viol5tly
 reproa*+ him = hav+ deceiv$ & ru9$ h]4 
,to     cr[n ?is catalogue ( human      
tortures1 ! poor girl :om he     des]t$1
 is come ) h] *ild--p]haps to com=t     
him1--to     alleviate 8 sorr[s1 to soo!
 8 suff]+s3--b ! agonis+     view is too
 mu* = h] agitat$ frame2 %ock$ at !     
prospect (     t mis]y :i* %e _c remove1
 e object swims be=e h]     eyes1--a    
film cov]s ! sight1--! blood =sakes h]  

*eeks--h]     lips assume a pallid      
hue1--& %e s9ks to ! floor ( ! prison   
9 tempor>y dea?4 ,:at a he>t-r5d+       
prospect = him by :om     ?is is        
occasion$6      ,! wret*$1 squalid      
inmate1 :o is assi/+ ! fa9t+ female1    
be>s e m>k ( be+ naturalis$ to ! place2 
out ( 8     pocket hangs a scroll1 on   
:i* is inscrib$1 ',a s*eme to pay !     
,national ,debt1 by ,j4 ,l4 n[ a prison]
 9 ! ,fleet4' ,s att5tive     0 ?is poor
 g5tleman to ! debts ( ! nation1 t he   
totally     =got 8 own4 ,! cries ( !    
*ild1 & ! good-natur$     att5tions ( ! 
wom51 height5 ! int]e/1 & realise !     
sc5e4 ,ov] ! gr\p are a l>ge pair ( w+s1
 ) :i* "s     emulator ( ,d$alus int5d$ 
to escape f 8 conf9em5t2 b     f9d+ !m  
inadequate to ! execution ( 8 project1  
has plac$     !m ^u ! te/] ( 8 b$4 ,!y  
w\ld n exalt him to !     regions ( air1
 b !y o'ercanopy him on e>?4 ,a *emi/ 9 
!     back-gr\nd1 happy 9 8 views1 wat*+
 ! mom5t ( projection1     is n to be   
di/urb$ f 8 dream by any ?+ less ?an !  

fall ( ! ro(1 or ! bur/+ ( 8 retort2--& 
if 8 dream     af=ds him felicity1 :y   
%\ld he be awak5$8 ,! b$ &     gridiron1
 ^? poor remnants ( our mis]able        
sp5d?rift's     wret*$ prop]ty1 are     
br\ght "h z necess>y 9 8 degrad$        
situation2 on "o he mu/ try to repose 8 
we>i$ frame1 on !     o!r1 he is to     
dress 8 scanty meal4  ,illu/ration3 ,,! 
,,rake',s ,,progress4  ,,plate #g4      
,,prison ,,sc5e4     ,,plate ,,viii4    
,,sc5e ,,9 ,a ,,madh\se4      ,madness6 
?\ *aos ( ! bra91            ,:at art1 t
 pleasure giv'/ & pa98        ,tyranny (
 fancy's reign6     ,me*anic fancy6 t c 
build     ,va/ labyr9?s & mazes wild1   
,) rude1 disjo9t$1 %apeless measure1    
,fill'd ) horror1 fill'd ) pleasure6    
,%apes ( horror1 t w\ld ev5     ,ca/    
d\bt ( m]cy ^u ,heav52     ,%apes (     
pleasure1 t b se51     ,w\ld split !    
%ak+ sides ( ,sple54      ,o vanity (   
age6 "h see     ,! /amp ( ,heav5 effac$ 
by !e6     ,! head/rong c\rse ( y\? ?us 
run1     ,:at com=t f ?is d>l+ son8     

,8 rattl+ *a9s ) t]ror he>1     ,behold 
dea? grappl+ ) despair6     ,see him by 
!e to ru9 sold1     ,& curse ?yself1 &  
curse ?y gold6   ,see our h]o !n1 9 !   
sc5e be=e u1 rav+ 9 all ! dismal horrors
 ( hopeless insanity1 9 ! hospital (    
,be?lehem1 ! s5ate ( mank9d1 :]e ea* man
 may f9d a repres5tative2 !re we behold 
him trampl+ on ! fir/ great law (       
nature1 te>+ himself to pieces ) 8 own  
h&s1 & *a9$ by ! leg to prev5t any fur!r
 mis*ief he might ei!r d to himself or  
o!rs4 ,b 9 ?is sc5e1 dre>y & horrid z   
are its accompanim5ts1 he is att5d$ by !
 fai?ful & k9d-he>t$ female :om he s    
basely betray$4 ,9 ! fir/ plate we see  
him refuse h] 8 promis$ h&4 ,9 ! f\r?1  
%e releases him f ! h>py fangs ( a      
bailiff2 %e is pres5t at 8 m>riage2 & 9 
! hope ( reliev+ 8 di/ress1 %e foll[s   
him to a prison4 ,our arti/1 9 ?is sc5e 
( horror1 has tak5 an opportunity (     
po9t+ out to u ! v>i\s causes ( m5tal   
bl9dness2 = su*1 surely1 x may be call$1
 :5 ! intuitive faculties are ei!r      

de/roy$ or impair$4 ,9 "o ( ! inn] rooms
 ( ?is gall]y is a despair+ wret*1      
implor+ ,heav5 = m]cy1 ^: bra9 is craz$ 
) lip-lab\r+ sup]/ition1 ! mo/ dreadful 
enemy ( human k9d2 :i*1 att5d$ )        
ignorance1 error1 p5ance & indulg5ce1   
too (t5 deprives its unhappy vot>ies (  
_! s5ses4 ,! next 9 view is "o man draw+
 l9es ^u a wall1 9 ord]1 if possible1 to
 f9d out ! longitude2 & ano!r1 be=e him1
 look+ ?r\gh a pap]1 by way ( a         
telescope4 ,by ^! expressive figures we 
are giv5 to und]/& t su* is ! mis=tune (
 man1 t :ile1 p]haps1 ! aspir+ s\l is   
pursu+ "s l(ty & elevat$ conception1    
so>+ to an uncommon pit*1 & teem+ ) "s  
gr& discov]y1 ! f]m5t (t5 proves too    
/rong = ! feeble bra9 to support1 & lays
 ! :ole magaz9e ( notions & images 9    
wild confusion4 ,?is melan*oly gr\p is  
complet$ by ! crazy tailor1 :o is />+ at
 ! mad a/ronom] ) a sort ( wild         
a/oni%m5t1 wond]+1 ?r\gh excess (       
ignorance1 :at discov]ies ! heav5s c    
possibly af=d2 pr\d ( 8 pr(ession1 he   

has fix$ a v>iety ( patt]ns 9 8 hat1 by 
way ( ornam5t2 has cov]$ 8 poor head )  
%r$s1 & makes 8 measure ! con/ant object
 ( 8 att5tion4 ,beh9d ?is man /&s ano!r1
 play+ on ! viol91 ) 8 book ^u 8 head1  
intimat+ t too great a love = music has 
be5 ! cause ( 8 di/raction4 ,on ! /airs 
sits ano!r1 craz$ by love1 7evid5t f !  
picture ( 8 belov$ object r\nd 8 neck1 &
 ! words *>m+ ,betty ,c>eless ^u !      
banni/]s1 :i* he is suppos$ to scrat* ^u
 e wall & e wa9scot17 & wrapt up s close
 9 melan*oly p5siv5ess1 z n ev5 to      
obs]ve ! dog t is fly+ at him4 ,beh9d   
him1 & 9 ! inn] room1 are two p]sons    
madd5$ ) ambition4 ,^! m51 ?\gh "u !    
influ5ce ( ! same passion1 are actuat$  
by diff]5t notions2 "o is = ! papal     
dignity1 ! o!r = regal2 "o imag9es      
himself ! ,pope1 & say+ mass2 ! o!r     
fancies himself a ,k+1 is encircl$ ) !  
emblem ( royalty1 & is ca/+ contempt on 
8 imag9>y subjects by an act ( ! greate/
 disda94 ,to bright5 ?is di/ressful     
sc5e1 & draw a smile f him ^: rigid     

reason+ might condemn ! br++ into public
 view ?is blemi% ( humanity1 are two    
wom5 introduc$1 walk+ 9 ! gall]y1 z     
curi\s spectators ( ?is melan*oly sight2
 "o ( :om is suppos$1 9 a :isp]1 to bid 
! o!r obs]ve ! nak$ man1 :i* %e takes an
 opportunity ( do+ by a le] ?r\gh !     
/icks ( h] fan4  ,?us1 imag9+ ! h]o (   
our piece to expire rav+ mad1 ! /ory is 
f9i%$1 & little else rema9s b to close x
 ) a prop] application4 ,reflect !n1 ye 
p>5ts1 on ?is tragic tale2 consid] )    
y\rselves1 t ! ru9 ( a *ild is too (t5  
ow+ to ! imprud5ce ( a fa!r4 ,_h ! "y   
man1 ^: /ory we h relat$1 be5 taught !  
prop] use ( money1 _h 8 p>5t giv5 him "s
 insight into life1 & grav51 z x 71 ^u 8
 he>t1 ! precepts ( religion1 ) an      
abhorr5ce ( vice1 our y\? w\ld1 9 all   
probability1 h tak5 a contr>y c\rse1    
liv$ a cr$it to 8 fri5ds1 & an hon\r to 
8 c\ntry4  ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,rake',s  
,,progress4  ,,plate #h4  ,,sc5e ,,9    
,,b$lam4     ,,! ,,di/ress$ ,,poet4     
,?is ,plate describes1 9 ! /ronge/      

col\rs1 ! di/ress ( an au?or )\t fri5ds 
to patronise him4 ,seat$ ^u ! side ( 8  
b$1 )\t a %irt1 b wrapp$ 9 an old       
night-g[n1 he is n[ sp9n+ a poem ^u     
,ri*es3 ( _! use he probably kn[e?      
little2 & ( _! abuse1--if judgm5t c be  
=m$ f ext]nals1--c]tes1 he kn[e? less4  
,en*ant$1 impress$1 inspir$ ) 8 subject1
 he is di/urb$ by a nymph ( ! lact>ium4 
,h] %rill-s\nd+ voice awakes "o ( !     
little loves1 ^: *orus di/urbs 8        
m$itations4 ,a l9k ( ! gold5 *a9 is     
brok56--a ?\ght is lo/6--to recov] x1 8 
h& becomes a sub/itute = ! b>b]'s       
comb3--enrag$ at ! noise1 he tortures 8 
head = ! fleet+ idea2 b1 ah6 no ?\ght is
 !re6  ,pr\dly consci\s t ! l9es already
 writt5 are /]l+1 he possesses by       
anticipation ! m9es ( ,p]u1 a view ( :i*
 hangs ov] 8 head4 ,^u ! table we see   
,by%e's ,art ( ,poetry2 =1 l !          
pack-horse1 :o _c travel )\t 8 bells1 he
 _c climb ! hill ( ,p>nassus )\t 8      
j+l+-book4 ,on ! floor lies !           
,grub-/reet ,j\rnal1 to :i* valuable    

repository ( g5ius & ta/e he is probably
 a contributor4 ,to %[ t he is a ma/] ( 
! ,,pr(\nd1 & w envelope 8 subject 9 a  
cl\d1 8 pipe & tobacco-box1 ^? fri5ds to
 cogitation deep1 are close to him4  ,8 
wife1 m5d+ t "p ( 8 dress1 9 ! pockets (
 :i* ! afflu5t keep _! gold1 is wor?y ( 
a bett] fate4 ,h] figure is peculi>ly   
int]e/+4 ,h] face1 s(t5$ by adv]sity1 & 
m>k$ ) dome/ic c>e1 is at ?is mom5t     
agitat$ by ! appe>ance ( a boi/]\s      
woman1 insol5tly dem&+ paym5t ( !       
milk-tally4 ,9 ! excuse %e returns1 !re 
is a mixture ( conc]n1 complac5cy1 &    
mortification4 ,z an addition to !      
di/resses ( ?is poor family1 a dog is   
/eal+ ! remnant ( mutton incauti\sly    
left ^u a *air4  ,! slop+ ro(1 &        
project+ *imney1 prove ! ?rone ( ?is    
inspir$ b>d to be high above ! cr[d2--x 
is a g>ret4 ,! *imney is ornam5t$ ) a   
d>e = l>ks1 & a book2 a loaf1 !         
tea-equipage1 & a saucepan1 decorate !  
%elf4 ,be=e ! fire hangs half a %irt1 & 
a pair ( ruffl$ sleeves4 ,8 sword lies  

on ! floor2 = ?\gh our pr(essor ( poetry
 wag$ no w>1 except ) words1 a sword 01 
9 ! ye> #agdj1 a necess>y app5dage to e 
?+ :i* call$ itself g5tleman4 ,at ! feet
 ( 8 dome/ic seam/ress1 ! full-dress    
coat is become ! re/+-place ( a cat &   
two kitt5s3 9 ! same situation is "o    
/ock+1 ! o!r is half imm]s$ 9 !         
wa%+-pan4 ,! broom1 bell[s1 & mop1 are  
scatt]$ r\nd ! room4 ,! op5 door %[s u t
 _! cupbo>d is unfurni%$1 & t5ant$ by a 
hungry & solit>y m\se4 ,9 ! corn] hangs 
a long cloak1 well calculat$ to conceal 
! ?readb>e w>drobe ( its fair own]4     
,mr4 ,hog>?'s /rict att5tion to         
propriety ( sc5]y1 is ev9c$ by ! crack$ 
plai/]+ ( ! walls1 brok5 w9d[1 & unev5  
floor1 9 ! mis]able habitation ( ?is    
poor weav] ( madrigals4 ,:5 ?is 0 fir/  
publi%$1 ! foll[+ quotation f ,pope's   
,dunciad 0 inscrib$ "u ! pr9t3          
,/udi\s he sate1 ) all 8 books ar\nd1   
,s9k+ f ?\ght to ?\ght1 a va/ pr(\nd3   
,plung$ = 8 s5se1 b f\nd no bottom !re2 
,!n wrote & fl\nd]'d on1 9 m]e despair4 

,all 8 books1 am\nt+ to only f\r1 01 ,i 
suppose1 ! arti/'s reason = eras+ !     
l9es4  ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,di/ress$     
,,poet4     ,,! ,,b5*4  ,,"*1           
,,c>icatura1 ,,& ,,outre4   ,x hav+ be5 
univ]sally ackn[l$g$ t ,mr4 ,hog>? 0 "o 
( ! mo/ +5i\s pa9t]s ( 8 age1 & a man   
possess$ ( a va/ /ore ( hum\r1 :i* he   
has suffici5tly %[n & display$ 9 8      
num]\s productions2 ! g5]al approbation 
8 works receive1 is n to be wond]$ at4  
,b1 z ow+ to ! false notions ( ! public1
 n ?or\ghly acqua9t$ ) ! true art (     
pa9t+1 he has be5 (t5 call$ a c>icatur]2
 :51 9 reality1 c>icatura 0 no "p ( 8   
pr(ession1 he be+ a true copi] (        
,nature2 to set ?is matt] "r1 & give !  
_w a j def9ition ( ! words1 "*1         
c>icatura1 & outre1 9 :i* humor\s pa9t+ 
pr9cipally consi/s1 & to %[ _! diff]5ce 
( mean+1 he1 9 ! ye> #ageh1 publi%$ ?is 
pr9t2 b1 z x did n q answ] 8 purpose1   
giv+ an illu/ration ( ! ^w "* only1 he  
add$1 9 ! ye> #agfd1 ! gr\p ( heads     
above1 :i* he nev] liv$ to f9i%1 ?\gh he

 work$ ^u x ! day be=e 8 dea?4 ,! l9es  
betwe5 inv]t$ commas are our au?or's own
 words1 & are engrav$ at ! bottom ( !   
plate4  ,!re are h>dly any two ?+s m    
ess5tially diff]5t ?an "* & c>icatura2  
nev]!less1 !y are usually conf\nd$1 &   
mi/ak5 = ea* o!r2 on :i* acc\nt ?is     
explanation is attempt$4  ,x has ev] be5
 all[$1 t :5 a "* is /rongly m>k$ 9 !   
liv+ face1 x may be consid]$ z an index 
( ! m9d1 to express :i*1 ) any degree ( 
ju/ness1 9 pa9t+1 requires ! utmo/ ef=ts
 ( a great ma/]4 ,n[ t1 :i* has ( late  
ye>s got ! "n ( c>icatura1 is1 or ought 
to be1 totally dive/$ ( e /roke t ha? a 
t5d5cy to good draw+2 x may be said to  
be a species ( l9es t are produc$1 r by 
! h& ( *ance1 ?an ( skill2 = ! e>ly     
scrawl+s ( a *ild1 :i* d b b>ely h9t !  
idea ( a human face1 w always be f\nd to
 be l "s p]son or o!r1 & w (t5 =m su* a 
comical resemblance1 z1 9 all           
probability1 ! mo/ em95t c>icatur]s ( ^!
 times w n be able to equal1 ) design2  
because _! ideas ( objects are s mu* m  

p]fect ?an *ildr5's1 t !y w1            
unavoidably1 introduce "s k9d ( draw+2 =
 all ! humor\s effects ( ! fa%ionable   
mann] ( c>icatur+1 *iefly dep5d on !    
surprise we are "u1 at f9d+ ourselves   
caught ) any sort ( similitude 9 objects
 absolutely remote 9 _! k9d4 ,let x be  
obs]v$1 ! m remote 9 _! nature1 ! great]
 is ! excell5ce ( ^! pieces4 ,z a pro( (
 ?is1 ,i rememb] a fam\s c>icatura ( a  
c]ta9 ,italian s+]1 t /ruck at fir/     
sight1 :i* consi/$ only ( a /raight     
p]p5dicul> /roke1 ) a dot ov]4 ,z to !  
,fr5* ^w outre1 x is diff]5t f ! re/1 & 
signifies no?+ m ?an ! exagg]at$ outl9es
 ( a figure1 all ! p>ts ( :i* may be1 9 
o!r respects1 a p]fect & true picture ( 
nature4 ,a giant or a dw>f may be call$ 
a common man1 outre4 ,s any "p1 z a     
nose1 or a leg1 made bigg]1 or less ?an 
x ought to be1 is t "p outre1 :i* is all
 t is to be und]/ood by ?is ^w1         
injudici\sly us$ to ! prejudice (       
"*4--,,analysis ,,( ,,beauty1 *ap4 vi4  
,to prev5t ^! di/9ctions be+ look$ ^u z 

dry & un5t]ta9+1 our au?or has1 9 ?is   
gr\p ( faces1 ridicul$ ! want ( capacity
 among "s ( our judges1 or disp5s]s ( ! 
law1 ^: %all[ disc]nm5t1 natural        
disposition1 or wilful inatt5tion1 is "h
 p]fectly describ$ 9 _! faces4 ,"o is   
amus+ himself 9 ! c\rse ( trial1 ) o!r  
bus9ess2 ano!r1 9 all ! pride (         
self-importance1 is exam9+ a =m]        
deposition1 :olly inatt5tive to t be=e  
him2 ! next is busi$ 9 ?\ghts q =eign to
 ! subject2 & ! s5ses ( ! la/ are lock$ 
fa/ 9 sleep4  ,! f\r sages on ! ,b5*1   
are int5d$ = ,"l ,*ief ,ju/ice ,sir     
,john ,willes1 ! pr9cipal figure2 on 8  
"r h&1 ,sir ,edw>d ,clive2 & on 8 left1 
,mr4 ,ju/ice ,ba?ur/1 & ! ,hon4 ,william
 ,noel4  ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,b5*4       
,,! ,,laugh+ ,,audi5ce4      ,let him   
laugh n[1 :o nev] laugh'd be=e2     ,&  
he :o always laugh'd1 laugh n[ ! m4   ,f
 ! fir/ pr9t t ,hog>? engrav$1 to ! la/ 
t he publi%$1 ,i d n ?9k1 says ,mr4     
,irel&1 !re is "o1 9 :i* "* is m        
display$ ?an 9 ?is v spirit$ little     

et*+4 ,x is mu* sup]ior to ! m delicate 
engrav+s f 8 designs by o!r arti/s1 & ,i
 pref] x to ^? t 7 /ill high] f9i%$ by 8
 own bur94  ,! prim coxcomb ) an enorm\s
 bag1 ^: fav\rs1 l ^? ( ,h]cules betwe5 
,virtue & ,vice1 are cont5d$ = by two   
rival orange girls1 gives an admirable  
idea ( ! dress ( ! day2 :51 if we may   
judge f ?is pr9t1 our grave =efa!rs1    
defy+ ,nature1 & despis+ conv5i5ce1 _h a
 mu* high] rank 9 ! temple ( ,folly ?an 
0 !n atta9$ by _! ladies4 ,x mu/ be     
ackn[l$g$ t1 s9ce t p]iod1 ! s(t] sex h 
ass]t$ _! natural rights2 &1 snat*+ !   
wrea? ( fa%ion f ! br[ ( presum+ man1 h 
tortur$ x into su* =ms t1 7 x possible1 
:i* c]tes x is n1 to disguise a beaute\s
 face----,b to ! high behe/ ( ,fa%ion   
all mu/ b[4  ,gov]n$ by ?is idol1 our   
beau has a cuff t1 = a mod]n fop1 w\ld  
furni% fronts = a wai/coat1 & a family  
fire-scre5 might be made ( 8 enorm\s    
bag4 ,8 b>e & %rivell$ neck has a close 
resemblance to t ( a half-/>v$ greyh\nd2
 & 8 face1 figure1 & air1 =m a f9e      

contra/ to ! easy & degagee assurance ( 
! ,grisette :om he addresses4  ,!       
opposite figure1 ne>ly z grotesque1 ?\gh
 n q s =mal z its companion1 presses its
 left h& ^u its brea/1 9 ! /yle (       
prote/ation2 &1 eag]ly contemplat+ !    
sup]abundant *>ms ( a beauty ( ,rub5s's 
s*ool1 pres5ts h] ) a p9* ( com=t4 ,e   
muscle1 e l9e ( 8 c\nt5ance1 is act$ ^u 
by affectation & grimace1 & 8 queue be>s
 "s resemblance to an e>-trumpet4  ,!   
total inatt5tion ( ^! ?ree polite p]sons
 to ! bus9ess ( ! /age1 :i* at ?is mom5t
 almo/ convulses ! *ildr5 ( ,nature :o  
are seat$ 9 ! pit1 is highly descriptive
 ( t ref9$ apa?y :i* *>act]ises our p ( 
fa%ion1 & raises !m above ^? mean       
passions t agitate ! gr\ndl+s4  ,"o     
g5tleman1 inde$1 is z affect$ly         
unaffect$ z a man ( ! fir/ _w4 ,by 8    
saturn9e ca/ ( face1 & contract$ br[1 he
 is evid5tly a pr(\nd critic1 & mu* too 
wise to laugh4 ,he mu/ indisputably be a
 v great critic2 =1 l ,voltaire's       
,poccocurante1 no?+ c please him2 &1    

:ile ^? ar\nd op5 e av5ue ( _! m9ds to  
mir?1 & are will+ to be delight$1 ?\gh  
!y d n well "k :y1 he analyses ! drama  
by ! laws ( ,ari/otle1 & f9d+ ^? laws   
are violat$1 det]m9es t ! au?or ought to
 be hiss$1 in/ead ( be+ applaud$4 ,?is x
 is to be s excell5t a judge2 ?is x is  
:i* gives a critic t exalt$             
gratification :i* c nev] be atta9$ by ! 
illit]ate1--! supreme p[] ( po9t+ out   
faults1 :]e o!rs disc]n no?+ b beauties1
 & pres]v+ a rigid inflexibility (      
muscle1 :ile ! sides ( ! vulg> h]d are  
%ak+ ) laught]4 ,^! m]ry mortals1 ?9k+ )
 ,plato t x is no pro( ( a good /oma* to
 nauseate e alim5t pres5t$ !m1 d n      
inquire too nicely into causes1 b1 giv+ 
full scope to _! risibility1 display a  
set ( features m highly ludicr\s ?an ,i 
ev] saw 9 any o!r pr9t4 ,x is to be     
regrett$ t ! arti/ has n giv5 u "s clue 
by :i* we might h kn[n :at 0 ! play :i* 
s mu* delight$ 8 audi5ce3 ,i %\ld       
conjecture t x 0 ei!r "o ( ,%akespe>'s  
com$ies1 or a mod]n trag$y4 ,s5tim5tal  

com$y 0 n ! fa%ion ( t day4  ,! ?ree    
s$ate musicians 9 ! or*e/ra1 totally    
engross$ by m9ims & crot*ets1 are an    
admirable contra/ to ! company 9 ! pit4 
,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,laugh+ ,,audi5ce4   
,,gate ,,( ,,calais4   ,o1 ,,! ,,roa/   
,,beef ,,( ,,old ,,engl&6        ',twas 
at ! gate ( ,calais1 ,hog>? tells1      
,:]e sad despair & fam9e always dwells2 
,a meagre ,fr5*man1 ,madame ,gr&sire's  
cook1     ,z home he /e]'d1 8 c>case t  
way took1     ,b5d+ b5ea? ! weight (    
fam$ sirlo91     ,on :om he (t5 wi%'d 9 
va9 to d9e2     ,good ,fa!r ,dom9ick by 
*ance came by1     ,) rosy gills1 r\nd  
paun*1 & gre$y eye2     ,&1 :5 he fir/  
beheld ! greasy load1     ,8 b5$iction  
on x he be/['d2     ,& :ile ! solid fat 
8 f+]s press'd1     ,he lick'd 8 *ops1 &
 ?us ! knight address'd3          ',o   
r>e roa/ beef1 lov'd by all mank9d1     
,0 ,i b doom'd to h !e1         ,well   
dress'd1 & g>ni%'d to my m9d1           
,& swimm+ 9 ?y gravy2         ,n all ?y 
c\ntry's =ce comb9$1           ,%\ld f  

my fury save !e6          ',r5[n'd      
sirlo96 (t times decre$           ,! !me
 ( ,engli% ballad1         ,e'en k+s on 
!e h deign'd to fe$1           ,unkn[n  
to ,fr5*man's palate2         ,!n h[ mu*
 mu/ ?y ta/e exce$                      
,s\p-meagre1 frogs1 & salad6'  ,! ?\ght 
on :i* ?is :imsical & highly-*>act]i/ic 
pr9t is f\nd$1 orig9at$ 9 ,calais1 to   
:i* place ,mr4 ,hog>?1 accompani$ by "s 
( 8 fri5ds1 made an excursion1 9 ! ye>  
#agdg4  ,extreme p>tiality = 8 native   
c\ntry 0 ! lead+ trait ( 8 "*2 he seems 
to h begun 8 ?ree h\rs' voyage ) a firm 
det]m9ation to be displeas$ at e ?+ he  
saw out ( ,old ,engl&4 ,= a meagre1     
p[d]$ figure1 hung ) tatt]s1 a-la-mode  
de ,p>is1 to affect ! airs ( a coxcomb1 
& ! importance ( a sov]eign1 is         
ridicul\s en\gh2 b if x makes a man     
happy1 :y %\ld he be laugh$ at8 ,x mu/  
blunt ! edge ( ridicule1 to see natural 
hil>ity defy depression2 & a :ole nation
 laugh1 s+1 & dance1 "u bur!ns t w\ld   
ne>ly break ! firm-knit s9ews ( a       

,briton4 ,su* 0 ! picture ( ,france at t
 p]iod1 b x 0 a picture :i* our ,engli% 
satiri/ c\ld n contemplate ) common     
pati5ce4 ,! sw>ms ( grotesque figures :o
 p>ad$ ! /reets excit$ 8 indignation1 & 
drew =? a torr5t ( co>se abusive        
ridicule1 n mu* to ! hon\r ( 8          
lib]ality4 ,he comp>$ !m to ,callot's   
begg>s--,laz>us on ! pa9t$ clo?--!      
prodigal son--or any o!r object         
descriptive ( extreme contempt4 ,aga9/  
giv+ way to ^! effusions ( national     
sple5 9 ! op5 /reet1 he 0 frequ5tly     
caution$1 b advice _h no effect2 he     
treat$ admonition ) scorn1 & consid]$ 8 
monitor unwor?y ! "n ( ,engli%man4 ,^!  
satirical ebullitions 7 at l5g? *eck$4  
,ignorant ( ! cu/oms ( ,france1 &       
consid]+ ! gate ( ,calais m]ely z a     
piece ( anci5t ar*itecture1 he began to 
make a sket*4 ,?is 0 soon obs]v$2 he 0  
seiz$ z a spy1 :o int5d$ to draw a plan 
( ! =tification1 & escort$ by a file (  
musquete]s to ,m4 la ,comm&ant4 ,8      
sket*-book 0 exam9$1 leaf by leaf1 &    

f\nd to conta9 draw+s t _h n ! mo/      
di/ant relation to tactics4 ,not)/&+ ?is
 fav\rable circum/ance1 ! gov]nor1 )    
great polit5ess1 assur$ him1 t _h n a   
treaty betwe5 ! nations be5 actually    
sign$1 he %\ld h be5 "u ! disagreeable  
necessity ( hang+ him ^u ! ramp>ts3 z x 
01 he mu/ be p]mitt$ ! privilege (      
provid+ him a few milit>y att5dants1 :o 
%\ld d !mselves ! hon\r ( wait+ ^u him1 
:ile he resid$ 9 ! dom9ions ( ! gr&e    
mon>que4 ,two s5t9els 7 !n ord]$ to     
escort him to 8 hotel1 f :5ce !y        
conduct$ him to ! vessel2 nor did !y    
quit _! prison]1 until he 0 a league f  
%ore2 :51 seiz+ him by ! %\ld]s1 & sp9n+
 him r\nd ^u ! deck1 !y said he 0 n[ at 
lib]ty to pursue 8 voyage )\t fur!r     
mole/ation4  ,s mortify+ an adv5ture he 
did n l to he> recit$1 b has 9 ?is pr9t 
record$ ! circum/ance :i* l$ to x4 ,9 "o
 corn] he has giv5 a portrait ( himself1
 mak+ ! draw+2 & to %ew ! mom5t ( arre/1
 ! h& ( a s]jeant is ^u 8 %\ld]4  ,!    
,fr5* s5t9el is s situat$1 z to give "s 

idea ( a figure hang+ 9 *a9s3 8 ragg$   
%irt is trimm$ ) a pair ( pap] ruffles4 
,! old woman1 & a fi% :i* %e is po9t+   
at1 h a /rik+ resemblance4 ,! abundance 
( p>snips1 & o!r vegetables1 indicate   
:at are ! lead+ articles 9 a ,l5t5 fea/4
  ,mr4 ,p9e1 ! pa9t]1 sat = ! fri>1 & f 
!nce acquir$ ! title ( ,fa!r ,p9e4 ,?is 
di/9ction did n flatt] him1 & he        
frequ5tly reque/$ t ! c\nt5ance might be
 alt]$1 b ! arti/ p]emptorily refus$4   
,illu/ration3 ,,gate ,,( ,,calais4  ,o  
,,! ,,roa/ ,,beef ,,( ,,old ,,engl&4    
,,! ,,politician4      ,a politician    
%\ld 7z ,i h read7     ,be furni%'d 9 ! 
fir/ place ) a head4   ,"o ( our old    
writ]s gives x z 8 op9ion1 t !re are    
onlie two subjects :i* are wor?ie !     
/udie ( a wise man1 i4e4 religion &     
politics4 ,= ! fir/1 x does n come "u   
inquiry 9 ?is pr9t1--b c]ta9 x is1 t too
 s$ul\sly /udy+ ! second1 has frequ5tly 
involv$ its vot>ies 9 _m mo/ t$i\s &    
unpr(itable disputes1 & be5 ! s\rce (   
mu* evil to _m well-mean+ & hone/ m54   

,"u ?is class comes ! ,quidnunc "h      
p\rtray$2 x is said to be int5d$ = a    
,mr4 ,tibson1 laceman1 9 ! ,/r&1 :o paid
 m att5tion to ! affairs ( ,europe1 ?an 
to ^? ( 8 own %op4 ,he is repres5t$ 9 a 
/yle some:at simil> to t 9 :i* ,s*alck5 
pa9t$ ,william ! ?ird1--hold+ a c&le 9 8
 "r h&1 & eag]ly inspect+ ! ,gazette] ( 
! day4 ,deeply int]e/$ 9 ! intellig5ce x
 conta9s1 conc]n+ ! flames t rage on !  
,cont95t1 he is totally ins5sible (     
dome/ic dang]1 & reg>dless ( a flame1   
:i*1 asc5d+ to 8 hat1--      ,?reat5s   
de/ruction to 8 ?ree-tail'd wig4  ,f !  
tie-wig1 /ock+s1 high-qu>t]$ %oes1 &    
sword1 ,i %\ld suppose x 0 pa9t$ ab\t ! 
ye> #agcj1 :5 /reet robb]ies 7 s frequ5t
 9 ! metropolis1 t x 0 cu/om>y = m5 9   
trade to we> swords1 n to pres]ve _!    
religion & lib]ty f =eign invasion1 b to
 def5d _! own pockets f dome/ic         
collectors4  ,! orig9al sket* ,hog>?    
pres5t$ to 8 fri5d ,=re/2 x 0 et*$ by   
,%]w91 & publi%$ 9 #agge4  ,illu/ration3
 ,,! ,,politician4     ,,ta/e ,,9 ,,high

 ,,life1  ,,9 ,,! ,,ye> #agdb4   ,!     
picture f :i* ?is pr9t 0 copi$1 ,hog>?  
pa9t$ by ! ord] ( ,miss ,edw>ds1 a woman
 ( l>ge =tune1 :o hav+ be5 laugh$ at =  
"s s+ul>ities 9 h] mann]s1 reque/$ !    
arti/ to recrim9ate on h] oppon5ts1 &   
paid him sixty gu9eas = 8 production4   
,x is pr(ess$ly int5d$ to ridicule !    
reign+ fa%ions ( high life1 9 ! ye>     
#agdb3 to d ?is1 ! pa9t] has br\ght into
 "o gr\p1 an old beau & an old lady ( ! 
,*e/]field s*ool1 a fa%ionable "y lady1 
a little black boy1 & a full-dress$     
monkey4 ,! old lady1 ) a mo/ affect$    
air1 poises1 betwe5 h] f+] & ?umb1 a    
small tea-cup1 ) ! beauties ( :i* %e    
appe>s to be highly enam\r$4  ,!        
g5tleman1 gaz+ ) vacant wond] at t & !  
companion sauc] :i* he holds 9 8 h&1    
jo9s 9 admiration ( its a/oni%+         
beauties6      ,ea* v>i$ col\r ( !      
brighte/ hue1     ,! gre51 ! r$1 !      
yell[1 & ! blue1     ,9 e "p _! dazzl$  
eyes behold1     ,"h /reak'd )          
silv]--!re enri*'d ) gold4  ,?is        

g5tleman is said to be int5d$ = ,"l     
,portmore1 9 ! habit he fir/ appe>$ at  
,c\rt1 on 8 return f ,france4 ,! cane   
dangl+ f 8 wri/1 l>ge muff1 long queue1 
black /ock1 fea!r$ *apeau1 & %oes1 give 
him ! air (          ,an old & f9i%'d   
fop1     ,all cork at heel1 & fea!r all 
at top4  ,! old lady's habit1 =m$ ( /iff
 brocade1 gives h] ! appe>ance ( a squat
 pyramid1 ) a grotesque head at ! top ( 
x4 ,! "y "o is fondl+ a little black    
boy1 :o on 8 "p is play+ ) a petite     
pagoda4 ,?is m9iature ,o!llo has be5    
said to be int5d$ = ! late ,ignatius    
,san*o1 ^: tal5ts & virtues 7 an hon\r  
to 8 col\r4 ,at ! "t ! picture 0 pa9t$1 
he w\ld h be5 r old] ?an ! figure1 b z  
he 0 !n hon\r$ by ! p>tiality &         
protection ( a noble family1 ! pa9t]    
might possibly mean to del9eate :at 8   
figure _h be5 a few ye>s be=e4  ,!      
little monkey1 ) a magnify+ glass1      
bag-wig1 solitaire1 lac$ hat1 & ruffles1
 is eag]ly inspect+ a bill ( f>e1 ) !   
foll[+ articles p\r d9]2 cocks' combs1  

ducks' tongues1 rabbits' e>s1 fricasee (
 snails1 gr&e d'oeufs bu]re4  ,9 ! c5tre
 ( ! room is a capaci\s *9a j>2 9 "o    
corn] a trem5d\s pyramid1 compos$ (     
packs ( c>ds1 & on ! floor close to !m1 
a bill1 inscrib$ ,lady ,ba/o1 ,dr to    
,john ,pip1 = c>ds1--,l#cjj4  ,! room is
 ornam5t$ ) sev]al pictures2 ! pr9cipal 
repres5ts ! ,m$icean ,v5us1 on a p$e/al1
 9 /ays & high-heel$ %oes1 & hold+ be=e 
h] a hoop petticoat1 some:at l>g] ?an a 
fig-leaf2 a ,cupid p>+ d[n a fat lady to
 a ?9 proportion1 & ano!r ,cupid bl[+ up
 a fire to burn a hoop petticoat1 muff1 
bag1 queue wig1 c4 ,on ! dext] side is  
ano!r picture1 repres5t+ ,monsieur      
,desnoy]1 op]atically habit$1 danc+ 9 a 
gr& ballet1 & surr\nd$ by butt]flies1   
insects evid5tly ( ! same g5us ) ?is    
deity ( dance4 ,on ! s9i/]1 is a draw+ (
 exotics1 consi/+ ( queue & bag-wigs1   
muffs1 solitaires1 petticoats1 ,fr5*    
heel$ %oes1 & o!r fanta/ic fripp]ies4   
,b5ea? ?is is a lady 9 a pyramidical    
habit walk+ ! ,p>k2 & z ! companion     

picture1 we h a bl9d man walk+ ! /reets4
  ,! fire-scre5 is adorn$ ) a draw+ ( a 
lady 9 a s$an-*air--      ,to conceive  
h[ %e looks1 y mu/ call to y\r m9d      
,! lady y've se5 9 a lob/] conf9$1      
,or a pagod 9 "s little corn] en%r9$4   
,z ,hog>? made ?is design f ! ideas (   
,miss ,edw>ds1 x has be5 said t he _h no
 great p>tiality = 8 own p]=mance1 & t1 
z he nev] w\ld cons5t to its be+        
engrav$1 ! draw+ f :i* ! fir/ pr9t 0    
copi$1 0 made by ! connivance ( "o ( h] 
s]vants4 ,be t z x may1 8 ridicule on ! 
absurdities ( fa%ion1--on ! folly (     
collect+ old *9a1--cook]y1--c>d play+1  
c4 is po9t$1 & highly wr\ght4  ,at !    
sale ( ,miss ,edw>ds's effects at       
,k5s+ton1 ! orig9al picture 0 pur*as$ by
 ! fa!r ( ,mr4 ,bir*1 surgeon1 (        
,essex-/reet1 ,/r&4  ,illu/ration3      
,,ta/e ,,9 ,,high ,,life4     ,,!       
,,h>lot',s ,,progress4  ,,plate ,i4     
,! sn>es are set1 ! plot is laid1       
,ru9 awaits !e1--hapless maid6          
,s$uction sly assails ?9e e>1     ,&    

gloat+1 f\l desire is ne>2     ,baneful 
& blight+ are _! smiles1     ,de/ruction
 waits ^u _! wiles2     ,alas6 ?y       
gu>dian angel sleeps1     ,vice clasps  
h] h&s1 & virtue weeps4   ,! g5]al aim (
 hi/orical pa9t]s1 says ,mr4 ,irel&1 has
 be5 to emblazon "s signal exploit ( an 
exalt$ & di/+ui%$ "*4 ,to g ?r\gh a     
s]ies ( actions1 & conduct _! h]o f !   
cradle to ! grave1 to give a hi/ory ^u  
canvass1 & tell a /ory ) ! p5cil1 few ( 
!m attempt$4 ,mr4 ,hog>? saw1 ) !       
intuitive eye ( g5ius1 t "o pa? to !    
,temple ( ,fame 0 yet untrodd53 he took 
,nature = 8 guide1 & ga9$ ! summit4 ,he 
0 ! pa9t] ( ,nature2 = he gave1 n m]ely 
! gr\nd-plan ( ! c\nt5ance1 b m>k$ !    
features ) e impulse ( ! m9d4 ,he may be
 d5om9at$ ! biographical dramati/ (     
dome/ic life4 ,leav+ ^? h]oic mon>*s :o 
h blaz$ ?r\gh _! day1 ) ! de/ructive    
brilliancy ( a comet1 to _! adulatory   
hi/orians1 he1 l ,lillo1 has tak5 8     
sc5es f humble life1 & r5d]$ !m a s\rce 
( ent]ta9m5t1 in/ruction1 & morality4   

,?is s]ies ( pr9ts gives ! hi/ory ( a   
,pro/itute4 ,! /ory comm5ces ) h]       
arrival 9 ,london1 :]e1 initiat$ 9 !    
s*ool ( pr(ligacy1 %e exp]i5ces !       
mis]ies consequ5t to h] situation1 &    
dies 9 ! morn+ ( life4 ,h] v>iety (     
wret*$ness1 =ms su* a picture ( ! way 9 
:i* vice rew>ds h] vot>ies1 z ought to  
w>n ! "y & inexp]i5c$ f ent]+ ?is pa? ( 
infamy4  ,! fir/ sc5e ( ?is dome/ic     
trag$y is laid at ! ,bell ,inn1 9       
,wood-/reet1 & ! h]o9e may possibly be  
daught] to ! poor old cl]gyman :o is    
read+ ! direction ( a lett] close to !  
,york waggon1 f :i* vehicle %e has j    
alight$4 ,9 attire--neat1 pla91         
unadorn$2 9 demeanor--artless1 mode/1   
diffid5t3 9 ! bloom ( y\?1 & m di/+ui%$ 
by native innoc5ce ?an elegant symmetry2
 h] consci\s blu%1 & d[nca/ eyes1       
attract ! att5tion ( a female fi5d1 :o  
p&]s to ! vices ( ! opul5t & libid9\s4  
,com+ out ( ! door ( ! inn1 we discov]  
two m51 "o ( :om is eag]ly gloat+ on !  
devot$ victim4 ,?is is a portrait1 &    

said to be a /rong resemblance (        
,colonel ,francis ,*>tres4  ,! old      
procuress1 imm$iately aft] ! girl's     
alight+ f ! waggon1 addresses h] ) !    
famili>ity ( a fri5d1 r ?an ! res]ve (  
"o :o is to be h] mi/ress4  ,_h h] fa!r 
be5 v]s$ 9 ev5 ! fir/ rudim5ts (        
physiognomy1 he w\ld h prev5t$ h] engag+
 ) "o ( s decid$ an aspect3 = ?is also  
is ! portrait ( a woman infam\s 9 h]    
day3 b he1 good1 easy man1 unsuspici\s z
 ,field+'s p>son ,adams1 is :olly       
engross$ 9 ! contemplation ( a          
sup]scription to a lett]1 address$ to ! 
bi%op ( ! diocese4 ,s important an      
object prev5ts 8 att5d+ to 8 daught]1 or
 reg>d+ ! deva/ation occasion$ by 8     
gaunt & hungry ,roz9ante hav+ snat*$ at 
! /raw t packs up "s e>!nw>e1 & produc$ 
,! wreck ( fl[]-pots1 & ! cra% ( pans6  
,f ! inn %e is tak5 to ! h\se ( !       
procuress1 dive/$ ( h] home-spun g>b1   
dress$ 9 ! gaye/ /yle ( ! day2 & ! t5d] 
native hue ( h] complexion incru/$ )    
pa9t1 & disguis$ by pat*es4 ,%e is !n   

introduc$ to ,colonel ,*>tres1 & by     
artful flatt]y & lib]al promises1       
becomes intoxicat$ ) ! dreams ( imag9>y 
greatness4 ,a %ort "t conv9ces h] ( h[  
light a brea? ^! promises 7 compos$4    
,des]t$ by h] keep]1 & t]rifi$ by ?reats
 ( an imm$iate arre/ = ! pomp\s         
p>aph]nalia ( pro/itution1 aft] be+ a   
%ort "t protect$ by "o ( ! tribe (      
,levi1 %e is r$uc$ to ! h>d necessity ( 
w&]+ ! /reets1 = t prec>i\s subsi/5ce   
:i* fl[s f ! drunk5 rake1 or pr(ligate  
debau*ee4 ,"h h] situation is truly     
pitiable6 ,*ill$ by nipp+ fro/ &        
midnight dew1 ! rep5tant te> trickl+ on 
h] heav+ bosom1 %e endeav\rs to dr[n    
reflection 9 draughts ( de/ructive      
poison4 ,?is1 add$ to ! contagi\s       
company ( wom5 ( h] own description1    
vitiates h] m9d1 eradicates ! native    
se$s ( virtue1 de/roys t elegant &      
fasc9at+ simplicity1 :i* gives          
additional *>ms to beauty1 & leaves1 9  
its place1 art1 affectation1 & impud5ce4
  ,nei!r ! pa9t] ( a sublime picture1   

nor ! writ] ( an h]oic poem1 %\ld       
introduce any trivial circum/ances t are
 likely to draw ! att5tion f ! pr9cipal 
figures4 ,su* compositions %\ld =m "o   
great :ole3 m9ute detail w inevitably   
weak5 _! effect4 ,b 9 little /ories1 :i*
 record ! dome/ic incid5ts ( famili>    
life1 ^! access>y accompanim5ts1 ?\gh   
trifl+ 9 !mselves1 acquire a consequ5ce 
f _! situation2 !y add to ! int]e/1 &   
realise ! sc5e4 ,9 ?is1 z 9 almo/ all t 
7 del9eat$ by ,mr4 ,hog>?1 we see a     
close reg>d paid to ?+s z !y !n 72 by   
:i* means 8 pr9ts become a sort (       
hi/orical record ( ! mann]s ( ! age4    
,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,h>lot',s ,,progress4
  ,,plate #a4  ,,ensn>$ ,,by ,a         
,,procuress4     ,,! ,,h>lot',s         
,,progress4  ,,plate ,,ii4      ,ah6 :y 
s va91 ?\gh bloom+ 9 ?y spr+1     ,?\   
%9+1 frail1 adorn'd1 b wret*$ ?+        
,old age w come2 disease may come be=e1 
,& tw5ty prove z fatal z ?reescore6     
,ent]$ into ! pa? ( infamy1 ! next sc5e 
exhibits our "y h]o9e ! mi/ress ( a ri* 

,jew1 att5d$ by a black boy1#a &        
surr\nd$ ) ! pomp\s p>ade ( ta/eless    
pr(usion4 ,h] m9d be+ n[ z deprav$1 z h]
 p]son is decorat$1 %e keeps up ! _s (  
h] "* by extravagance & incon/ancy4 ,an 
example ( ! fir/ is exhibit$ 9 ! monkey 
be+ suff]$ to drag h] ri* head-dress    
r\nd ! room1 & ( ! second 9 ! retir+    
gallant4 ,! ,hebrew is repres5t$ at     
breakfa/ ) 8 mi/ress2 b1 hav+ come e>li]
 ?an 0 expect$1 ! fav\rite has n dep>t$4
 ,to secure 8 retreat is an ex]cise = ! 
inv5tion ( bo? mi/ress & maid4 ,?is is  
accompli%$ by ! lady f9d+ a pret5ce =   
qu>rell+ ) ! ,jew1 kick+ d[n !          
tea-table1 & scald+ 8 legs1 :i*1 add$ to
 ! noise ( ! *9a1 s f> engrosses 8      
att5tion1 t ! p>am\r1 assi/$ by !       
s]vant1 escapes discov]y4  ,! subjects (
 two pictures1 ) :i* ! room is decorat$1
 are ,david danc+ be=e ! ark1 & ,jonah  
seat$ "u a g\rd4 ,!y are plac$ !re1 n   
m]ely z circum/ances :i* belong to      
,jewi% /ory1 b z a piece ( cov]t        
ridicule on ! old ma/]s1 :o g5]ally     

pa9t$ f ! ideas ( o!rs1 & repeat$ ! same
 tale ad inf9itum4 ,on ! toilet-table we
 discov] a mask1 :i* well en\gh         
intimates :]e %e _h pass$ "p ( ! prec$+ 
night1 & t masqu]ades1 !n a v fa%ionable
 amusem5t1 7 mu* frequ5t$ by wom5 ( ?is 
description2 a suffici5t reason = _! be+
 avoid$ by ^? ( an opposite "*4  ,"u !  
protection ( ?is disciple ( ,moses %e   
c\ld n rema9 long4 ,ri*es 7 8 only      
attraction1 & ?\gh pr(usely lavi%$ on   
?is unwor?y object1 h] atta*m5t 0 n to  
be obta9$1 nor c\ld h] con/ancy be      
secur$2 repeat$ acts ( infidelity are   
puni%$ by dismission2 & h] next         
situation %[s1 t l mo/ ( ! si/]hood1 %e 
_h liv$ )\t appreh5sion ( ! sun%9e (    
life be+ d>k5$ by ! pass+ cl\d1 & made  
no provision = ! h\r ( adv]sity4  ,9 ?is
 pr9t ! *>act]s are m>k$ ) a ma/]'s h&4 
,! insol5t air ( ! h>lot1 ! a/oni%m5t ( 
! ,jew1 eag]ly grasp+ at ! fall+ table1 
! />t ( ! black boy1 ! cauti\s trip ( ! 
ung>t]$ & b>efoot$ retreat+ gallant1 & !
 sudd5 spr+ ( ! scald$ monkey1 are      

admirably express$4 ,to repres5t an     
object 9 its desc5t1 has be5 said to be 
impossible2 ! attempt has seldom        
succe$$2 b1 9 ?is pr9t1 ! tea equipage  
really appe>s fall+ to ! floor2 &1 9    
,rembr&t's ,abraham's ,(f]+1 9 !        
,h\ghton collection1 n[ at ,pet]sburg1 !
 knife dropp+ f ! h& ( ! patri>*1 appe>s
 9 a fall+ /ate4  ,qu9 comp>$ ,g>rick 9 
,o!llo to ! black boy ) ! tea-kettle1 a 
circum/ance t by no means enc\rag$ our  
,roscius to cont9ue act+ ! "p4 ,inde$1  
:5 8 face 0 obscur$1 8 *ief p[] (       
expression 0 lo/2 & !n1 & n till !n1 0  
he r$uc$ to a level ) sev]al o!r p]=m]s4
 ,x has be5 rem>k$1 h[ev]1 t ,g>rick    
said ( himself1 t :5 he appe>$ 9 ,o!llo1
 ,qu91 he suppos$1 w\ld say1 ,"h's      
,pompey6 :]e's ! tea-kettle8            
,,footnote3  #a ,! att5dant black boy   
gave ! f\ndation ( an ill-natur$ rem>k  
by ,qu91 :5 ,g>rick once attempt$ ! "p (
 ,o!llo4 ,he pret5d to play ,o!llo6 said
 ! surly satiri/2 ,he pret5d to play    
,o!llo6 ,he wants no?+ b ! tea-kettle & 

lamp1 to qualify him = ,hog>?'s ,pompey6
  ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,h>lot',s          
,,progress4  ,,plate #b4  ,,qu>rels ,,) 
,,h] ,,jew ,,protector4      ,,!        
,,h>lot',s ,,progress4  ,,plate ,,iii4  
,reproa*1 scorn1 infamy1 & hate1     ,on
 all ?y future /eps %all wait2     ,?y  
furor be loa?'d by e eye1     ,& e foot 
?y pres5ce fly4   ,we "h see ?is *ild ( 
mis=tune fall5 f h] high e/ate6 ,h]     
magnific5t ap>tm5t is quitt$ = a dre>y  
lodg+ 9 ! purlieus ( ,drury-lane2 %e is 
at breakfa/1 & e object exhibits m>ks ( 
! mo/ wret*$ p5ury3 h] silv] tea-kettle 
is *ang$ = a t9 pot1 & h] highly        
decorat$ toilet gives place to an old   
leaf table1 /rew$ ) ! relics ( ! la/    
night's revel1 & ornam5t$ ) a brok5     
look+-glass4 ,ar\nd ! room are scatt]$  
tobacco-pipes1 g9 measures1 & pewt]     
pots2 emblems ( ! habits ( life into :i*
 %e is initiat$1 & ! company :i* %e n[  
keeps3 ?is is f>!r intimat$ by ! wig-box
 ( ,james ,dalton1 a notori\s           
/reet-robb]1 :o 0 aft]w>ds execut$4 ,9  

h] h& %e displays a wat*1 :i* might be  
ei!r pres5t$ to h]1 or /ol5 f h] la/    
night's gallant4 ,by ! no/rums :i*      
ornam5t ! brok5 w9d[1 we see t pov]ty is
 n h] only evil4  ,! dre>y & com=tless  
appe>ance ( e object 9 ?is wret*$       
receptacle1 ! bit ( butt] on a piece (  
pap]1 ! c&le 9 a bottle1 ! bas9 ^u a    
*air1 ! pun*-b[l & comb ^u ! table1 & ! 
tobacco-pipes1 c4 /rew$ ^u ! unswept    
floor1 give an admirable picture ( !    
/yle 9 :i* ?is pride ( ,drury-lane ate  
h] mat9 meal4 ,! pictures :i* ornam5t ! 
room are1 ,abraham (f]+ up ,isaac1 & a  
portrait ( ! ,virg9 ,m>y2 ,dr4          
,sa*ev]ell & ,ma*ea? ! highwayman1 are  
companion pr9ts4 ,!re is "s :imsicality 
9 plac+ ! two ladies "u a canopy1 =m$ by
 ! unnail$ valance ( ! b$1 &            
*>act]i/ically cr[n$ by ! wig-box ( a   
highwayman4  ,:5 ,!odore1 ! un=tunate k+
 ( ,corsica1 0 s r$uc$ z to lodge 9 a   
g>ret 9 ,dean-/reet1 ,soho1 a numb] (   
g5tlem5 made a collection = 8 relief4 ,!
 *airman ( _! committee in=m$ him1 by   

lett]1 t on ! foll[+ day1 at twelve     
o'clock1 two ( ! society w\ld wait ^u 8 
maje/y ) ! money4 ,to give 8 attic      
ap>tm5t an appe>ance ( royalty1 ! poor  
mon>* plac$ an arm-*air on 8 half-te/]$ 
b$1 & seat+ himself "u ! scanty canopy1 
gave :at he ?\ght might s]ve z !        
repres5tation ( a ?rone4 ,:5 8 two      
visitors ent]$ ! room1 he graci\sly held
 out 8 "r h&1 t !y might h ! hon\r      
(--kiss+ x6  ,a magi/rate1 cauti\sly    
ent]+ ! room1 ) 8 att5dant con/ables1   
commits h] to a h\se ( correction1 :]e  
our legislators wisely suppose1 t be+   
conf9$ to ! improv+ conv]sation ( h]    
associates 9 vice1 mu/ h a p[]ful t5d5cy
 t[>ds ! re=mation ( h] mann]s4 ,sir    
,john ,gonson1 a ju/ice ( peace1 v      
active 9 ! suppression ( bro!ls1 is !   
p]son repres5t$4 ,9 a ,view ( ! ,t[n 9  
#agce1 by ,t4 ,gilb]t1 fell[ (          
,pet]h\se1 ,cambridge1 are ! foll[+     
l9es3      ,?\gh laws sev]e to puni%    
crimes 7 made1     ,:at hone/ man is (  
^! laws afraid8     ,all felons aga9/   

judges w exclaim1     ,z h>lots tremble 
at a ,gonson's "n4  ,pope has notic$ him
 9 8 ,imitation ( ,dr4 ,donne1 &        
,lovel+1 9 a v elegant ,lat9 ode4 ,?us1 
betwe5 ! poets & ! pa9t]1 ! "n ( ?is    
h>lot-hunt+ ju/ice1 is transmitt$ to    
po/]ity4 ,he di$ on ! #i? ( ,janu>y1    
#agfe4  ,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,h>lot',s    
,,progress4  ,,plate #c4  ,,appreh5d$   
,,by ,a ,,magi/rate4     ,,! ,,h>lot',s 
,,progress4  ,,plate ,,iv4      ,)      
pallid *eek & hagg>d eye1     ,& l\d    
lam5ts1 & he>tfelt sigh1     ,unpiti$1  
hopeless ( relief1     ,%e dr9ks ! bitt]
 cup ( grief4      ,9 va9 ! sigh1 9 va9 
! te>1     ,compassion nev] ent]s "h2   
,b ju/ice clanks h] iron *a91     ,&    
calls =? %ame1 remorse1 & pa94   ,!     
situation1 9 :i* ! la/ plate exhibit$   
our wret*$ female1 0 suffici5tly        
degrad+1 b 9 ?is1 h] mis]y is greatly   
aggravat$4 ,we n[ see h] suff]+ !       
*a/isem5t due to h] follies2 r$uc$ to ! 
wret*$ alt]native ( beat+ hemp1 or      
receiv+ ! correction ( a savage         

task-ma/]4 ,expos$ to ! d]ision ( all   
ar\nd1 ev5 h] own s]vant1 :o is well    
acqua9t$ ) ! rules ( ! place1 appe>s    
little dispos$ to %[ any return (       
gratitude = rec5t obligations1 ?\gh ev5 
h] %oes1 :i* %e displays :ile ty+ up h] 
g>t]1 seem by _! gaudy outside to h be5 
a pres5t f h] mi/ress4 ,! civil         
discipl9e ( ! /]n keep] has all !       
sev]ity ( ! old s*ool4 ,) ! true _s (   
tyranny1 he s5t5ces ^? :o w n lab\r to !
 :ipp+-po/1 to a k9d ( picket+ susp5sion
 by ! wri/s1 or hav+ a heavy log fa/5$  
to _! leg4 ,) ! la/ ( ^! puni%m5ts he at
 ?is mom5t ?reat5s ! h]o9e ( our /ory1  
nor is x likely t 8 obduracy c be s(t5$ 
except by a well appli$ fee4 ,h[        
dreadful1 h[ mortify+ ! situation6 ,^!  
accumulat$ evils might p]haps produce a 
mom5t>y remorse1 b a return to ! pa? (  
virtue is n s easy z a dep>ture f x4    
,to %[ t nei!r ! dread1 nor endurance1 (
 ! sev]e/ puni%m5t1 w det] f !          
p]petration ( crimes1 a "o-ey$ female1  
close to ! keep]1 is pick+ a pocket4 ,! 

torn c>d may probably be dropp$ by !    
well-dress$ game/]1 :o has ex*ang$ !    
dice-box = ! mallet1 & ^: lac$ hat is   
hung up z a companion trophy to !       
hoop-petticoat4  ,"o ( ! girls appe>s   
sc>cely 9 h] te5s4 ,to ! disgrace ( our 
police1 ^! un=tunate little w&]]s are   
/ill suff]$ to take _! nocturnal rambles
 9 ! mo/ public /reets ( ! metropolis4  
,:at he>t1 s void ( s5sibility1 z n to  
heave a pity+ sigh at _! deplorable     
situation8 ,vice is n conf9$ to col\r1 =
 a black woman is ludicr\sly exhibit$1 z
 suff]+ ! p5alty ( ^? frailties1 :i* are
 imag9$ peculi> to ! fair4  ,! figure   
*alk$ z dangl+ ^u ! wall1 ) a pipe 9 8  
m\?1 is int5d$ z a c>icatur$ portrait ( 
,sir ,john ,gonson1 & probably !        
production ( "s w\ld-be arti/1 :om !    
magi/rate _h committ$ to ,bridewell1 z a
 prop] academy = ! pursuit ( 8 /udies4  
,! inscription ^u ! pillory1 ,bett] to  
"w ?an /& ?us2 & t on ! :ipp+-po/ ne> ! 
lac$ gambl]1 ,! rew>d ( idl5ess1 are    
judici\sly introduc$4  ,9 ?is pr9t !    

composition is good3 ! figures 9 !      
back-gr\nd1 ?\gh prop]ly subord9ate1 are
 suffici5tly m>k$2 ! lassitude ( !      
pr9cipal "*1 well contra/$ by ! au/]ity 
( ! rigid ov]se]4 ,!re is a f9e climax (
 female debasem5t1 f ! gaudy h]o9e ( our
 drama1 to h] maid1 & f !nce to ! /ill  
object1 :o is repres5t$ z de/roy+ "o ( !
 plagues ( ,egypt4  ,su* well dress$    
females1 z our h]o9e1 are r>ely met ) 9 
our pres5t h\ses ( correction2 b h]     
spl5did appe>ance is suffici5tly w>rant$
 by ! foll[+ p>agraph 9 ! ,grub-/reet   
,j\rnal ( ,septemb] #ad?1 #agcj4  ,"o   
,m>y ,m(fat1 a woman ( great note 9 !   
hundr$s ( ,drury1 :o1 ab\t a =tnight    
ago1 0 committ$ to h>d lab\r 9          
,to?ill-fields ,bridewell1 by n9e       
ju/ices1 br\ght 8 maje/y's writ ( habeas
 corpus1 & 0 c>ri$ be=e ! "r hon\rable !
 ,"l ,*ief ,ju/ice ,raymond1 expect+ to 
h be5 ei!r bail$ or dis*>g$2 b h]       
commitm5t appe>+ to be legal1 8 lord%ip 
?\ght fit to rem& h] back aga9 to h] =m]
 place ( conf9em5t1 :]e %e is n[ beat+  

hemp 9 a g[n v ri*ly lac$ ) silv]4      
,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,h>lot',s ,,progress4
  ,,plate #d4  ,,sc5e ,,9 ,,bridewell4  
,,! ,,h>lot',s ,,progress4  ,,plate ,v4 
,) ke5 remorse1 deep sighs1 & trembl+   
fe>s     ,rep5tant groans1 & unavail+   
te>s1     ,?is *ild ( mis]y resigns h]  
brea?1     ,& s9ks1 despond5t1 9 ! arms 
( dea?4   ,releas$ f ,bridewell1 we n[  
see ?is victim to h] own indiscretion   
brea! h] la/ sad sigh1 & expire 9 all ! 
extremity ( p5ury & wret*$ness4 ,! two  
quacks1 ^: injudici\s treatm5t1 has     
probably accel]at$ h] dea?1 are         
vocif]\sly support+ ! infallibility ( _!
 respective m$ic9es1 & ea* *>g+ ! o!r ) 
hav+ poison$ h]4 ,! meagre figure is a  
portrait ( ,dr4 ,misaub91 a =eign]1 at t
 "t 9 consid]able practice4  ,^!        
disputes1 x has be5 affirm$1 sometimes  
happ5 at a consultation ( regul>        
physicians1 & a pati5t has be5 s        
unpolite z to die be=e !y c\ld det]m9e  
on ! "n ( 8 disord]4      ,ab\t !       
symptoms h[ !y disagree1     ,b h[      

unanim\s ab\t ! fee6  ,:ile ! maid      
s]vant is entreat+ !m to cease qu>rell+1
 & assi/ h] dy+ mi/ress1 ! nurse plund]s
 h] trunk ( ! few poor rema9s ( =m]     
gr&eur4 ,h] little boy1 turn+ a scanty  
remnant ( meat hung to roa/ by a /r+2 ! 
l95 hang+ to dry2 ! coals deposit$ 9 a  
corn]2 ! c&les1 bell[s1 & gridiron hung 
^u nails2 ! furniture ( ! room2 & inde$ 
e accompanim5t2 exhibit a dre>y display 
( pov]ty & wret*$ness4 ,ov] ! c&les     
hangs a cake ( ,jew's ,bread1 once      
p]haps ! prop]ty ( h] ,levitical lov]1 &
 n[ us$ z a fly-trap4 ,! initials ( h]  
"n1 ,m4 ,h4 are smok$ ^u ! ceil+ z a k9d
 ( mem5to mori to ! next inhabitant4 ,on
 ! floor lies a pap] inscrib$ anodyne   
necklace1 at t "t deem$ a sort ( *>m    
aga9/ ! disord]s incid5t to *ildr52 &   
ne> ! fire1 a tobacco-pipe1 & pap] (    
pills4  ,a picture ( g5]al1 & at ?is    
awful mom5t1 indec5t confusion1 is      
admirably repres5t$4 ,! noise ( two     
enrag$ quacks disput+ 9 bad ,engli%2 !  
h>%1 vulg> scream ( ! maid s]vant2 !    

table fall+1 & ! pot boil+ ov]1 mu/     
produce a comb9ation ( s\nds dreadful & 
dissonant to ! e>4 ,9 ?is pitiable      
situation1 )\t a fri5d to close h] dy+  
eyes1 or s(t5 h] suff]+s by a tribut>y  
te>2 =lorn1 de/itute1 & des]t$1 ! h]o9e 
( ?is ev5tful hi/ory expires6 h]        
premature dea?1 br\ght on by a lic5ti\s 
life1 sev5 ye>s ( :i* _h be5 devot$ to  
debau*]y & dissipation1 & att5d$ by     
consequ5t infamy1 mis]y1 & disease4 ,!  
:ole /ory af=ds a valuable lesson to !  
"y & inexp]i5c$1 & proves ?is great1 ?is
 important tru?1 t ,a ,,deviation ,,f   
,,virtue ,,is ,a ,,dep>ture ,,f         
,,happ9ess4  ,! emaciat$ appe>ance ( !  
dy+ figure1 ! boy's ?\ghtless           
inatt5tion1 & ! rapaci\s1 unfeel+       
eag]ness ( ! old nurse1 are naturally & 
=cibly del9eat$4  ,! figures are well   
gr\p$2 ! curta9 gives dep?1 & =ms a good
 back-gr\nd to ! doctor's head2 ! light 
is judici\sly di/ribut$1 & ea*          
accompanim5t highly appropriate4        
,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,h>lot',s ,,progress4

  ,,plate #e4  ,,expires ,,:ile ,,!     
,,doctors ,,are ,,disput+4     ,,!      
,,h>lot',s ,,progress4  ,,plate ,,vi4   
,no fri5d's compla9t1 no k9d dome/ic    
te>1     ,pleas'd ?y pale gho/1 or      
grac'd ?y m\rnful bi]3     ,by h>lots'  
h&s ?y dy+ eyes 7 clos'd2     ,by       
h>lots' h&s ?y dec5t limbs compos'd2    
,by h>lots' h&s ?y humble grave adorn'd2
     ,by h>lots hon\r'd1 & by h>lots    
m\rn'd4   ,! adv5tures ( our h]o9e are  
n[ conclud$4 ,%e is no long] an actor 9 
h] own trag$y2 & !re are ^? :o h        
consid]$ ?is pr9t z a f>ce at ! end ( x3
 b surely su* 0 n ! au?or's int5tion4   
,! +5i\s writ] ( ,tri/ram ,%&y beg9s !  
life ( 8 h]o be=e he is born2 !         
picturesque biograph] ( ,m>y ,hackab\t  
has f\nd an opportunity to convey       
admonition1 & en=ce 8 moral1 aft] h]    
dea?4 ,a wi% usually prevails1 ev5 among
 ^? :o are mo/ humbl$ by _! own         
indiscretion1 t "s respect %\ld be paid 
to _! rema9s2 t _! eyes %\ld be clos$ by
 ! t5d] h& ( a surviv+ fri5d1 & ! te> ( 

sympa?y & regret %$ ^u ! sod :i* cov]s  
_! grave2 t ^? :o lov$ !m liv+1 %\ld    
att5d _! la/ sad obsequies2 & a sacr$ "*
 read ov] !m ! awful s]vice :i* our     
religion orda9s1 ) ! solemnity x dem&s4 
,! memory ( ?is vot>y ( pro/itution     
meets ) no su* m>ks ( social att5tion1  
or pi\s respect4 ,! prep>ations = h]    
fun]al are z lic5ti\s z ! progress ( h] 
life1 & ! contagion ( h] example seems  
to rea* all :o surr\nd h] c(f94 ,"o ( !m
 is engag$ 9 ! d\ble trade ( s$uction & 
?iev]y2 a second is contemplat+ h] own  
face 9 a mirror4 ,! female :o is gaz+ at
 ! corpse1 displays "s m>ks ( conc]n1 & 
feels a mom5t>y compunction at view+ !  
melan*oly sc5e be=e h]3 b if any o!r "p 
( ! company are 9 a degree affect$1 x is
 a m]e maudl9 sorr[1 kept up by glasses 
( /rong liquor4 ,! deprav$ prie/ does n 
seem likely to feel = ! dead t hope     
express$ 9 our liturgy4 ,! appe>ance &  
employm5t ( almo/ e "o pres5t at ?is    
mock]y ( woe1 is su* z mu/ raise disgu/ 
9 ! brea/ ( any female :o has ! lea/    

t9cture ( delicacy1 & excite a wi% t su*
 an exhibition may n be display$ at h]  
own fun]al4  ,9 ?is plate !re are "s    
local cu/oms :i* m>k ! mann]s ( ! times 
:5 x 0 engrav$1 b are n[ g5]ally disus$1
 except 9 "s ( ! prov9ces v di/ant f !  
capital2 sprigs ( rosem>y 7 !n giv5 to  
ea* ( ! m\rn]s3 to appe> at a fun]al )\t
 "o1 0 z great an indecorum z to be )\t 
a :ite h&k]*ief4 ,?is cu/om might       
probably orig9ate at a "t :5 ! plague   
depopulat$ ! metropolis1 & rosem>y 0    
deem$ an antidote aga9/ contagion4 ,x   
mu/ be ackn[l$g$ t !re are also 9 ?is   
pr9t "s ?+s :i*1 ?\gh !y gave ! arti/ an
 opportunity ( display+ 8 hum\r1 are    
violations ( propriety & cu/oms3 su* is 
h] *ild1 b a few removes f infancy1 be+ 
habit$ z *ief m\rn]1 to att5d 8 p>5t to 
! grave2 r+s pres5t$1 & an escut*eon    
hung up1 9 a g>ret1 at ! fun]al ( a ne$y
 pro/itute4 ,! :ole may be int5d$ z a   
burlesque ^u o/5tati\s & exp5sive       
fun]als1 :i* 7 !n m cu/om>y ?an !y are  
n[4 ,mr4 ,pope has well ridicul$ ! same 

folly2      ,:5 ,hopk9s dies1 a ?\s&    
lights att5d     ,! wret* :o1 liv+1     
sav'd a c&le's end4  ,! figures h mu*   
*>act]i/ic discrim9ation2 ! woman look+ 
into ! c(f9 has m beauty ?an we g5]ally 
see 9 ! works ( ?is arti/4 ,! und]tak]'s
 gloat+ />e1 8 companion's le]1 !       
int]nal satisfaction ( ! p>son & 8 next 
neighb\r1 are contra/$ by ! ,iri% h[l ( 
! woman at ! opposite side1 & ev9ce ,mr4
 ,hog>?'s ?or\gh k ( ! op]ation ( !     
passions ^u ! features4 ,! composition  
=ms a good %ape1 has a prop] dep?1 & !  
light is well manag$4  ,sir ,james      
,?ornhill's op9ion ( ?is s]ies may be   
inf]r$ f ! foll[+ circum/ance4 ,mr4     
,hog>? _h )\t cons5t m>ri$ 8 daught]3   
,sir ,james1 consid]+ him z an obscure  
arti/1 0 mu* displeas$ ) ! connexion4   
,to give him a bett] op9ion ( 8         
son-9-law1 a common fri5d1 "o morn+1    
privately convey$ ! six pictures ( !    
,h>lot's ,progress into 8 draw+-room4 ,!
 vet]an pa9t] eag]ly inquir$ :o 0 !     
arti/2 & be+ told1 cri$ out1 ,v well6 ,v

 well inde$6 ,! man :o c pa9t su*       
pictures z ^!1 c ma9ta9 a wife )\t a    
portion4 ,?is 0 ! rem>k ( ! mom5t2 b he 
aft]w>ds consid]$ ! union ( 8 daught] ) 
a man ( su* abilities an hon\r to 8     
family1 0 reconcil$1 & g5]\s4  ,:5 !    
publication 0 adv]tis$1 su* 0 !         
expectation ( ! t[n1 t above twelve     
hundr$ names 7 ent]$ 9 ! subscription   
book4 ,:5 ! pr9ts appe>$1 !y 7 beheld ) 
a/oni%m5t4 ,a subject s novel 9 ! idea1 
s m>k$ ) g5ius 9 ! execution1 excit$ !  
mo/ eag] att5tion ( ! public4 ,at a "t  
:5 ,engl& 0 coldly inatt5tive to e ?+   
:i* relat$ to ! arts1 s desir\s 7 all   
ranks ( p ( see+ h[ ?is little dome/ic  
/ory 0 del9eat$1 t !re 7 eight piratical
 imitations1 besides two copies 9 a     
small] size ?an ! orig9al1 publi%$1 by  
p]mission ( ! au?or1 = ,?omas ,bakewell4
 ,! :ole s]ies 7 copi$ on fan-m\nts1    
repres5t+ ! six plates1 ?ree on "o side1
 & ?ree on ! o!r4 ,x 0 transf]r$ f !    
copp] to ! /age1 9 ! =m ( a pantomime1  
by ,!ophilus ,cibb]2 & aga9 repres5t$ 9 

a ballad op]a1 entitl$1 ! ,jew ,decoy$2 
or1 ! ,h>lot's ,progress4  ,illu/ration3
 ,,! ,,h>lot',s ,,progress4  ,,plate #f4
  ,,! ,,fun]al4     ,,! ,,lecture4      
,,datur ,,vacuum4      ,no wond] t      
sci5ce1 & le>n+ pr(\nd1     ,9 ,ox=d &  
,cambridge s greatly ab\nd1     ,:5 s _m
 take ?i!r a little ea* day1     ,& we  
see v few :o br+ any away4   ,i 0 once  
told by a fell[ ( a college1 says ,mr4  
,irel&1 t he dislik$ ,hog>?1 because he 
_h 9 ?is pr9t ridicul$ "o ( !           
,univ]sities4 ,i endeav\r$ to def5d !   
arti/1 by sugge/+ t ?is 0 n int5d$ z a  
picture ( :at ,ox=d is n[1 b ( :at x 0 9
 days long pa/3 t x 0 t k9d ( g5]al     
satire ) :i* no "o %\ld be (f5d$1 c4 c4 
,8 reply 0 too memorable to be =gott54  
,sir1 ! ,!atre1 ! ,b5*1 ! ,college (    
,physicians1 & ! ,foot ,gu>ds1 are fair 
objects ( satire2 b ^? v5]able *>act]s  
:o h devot$ _! :ole lives to fe$+ ! lamp
 ( le>n+ ) hall[$ oil1 are too sacr$ to 
be ! sport ( an un$ucat$ pa9t]4 ,_!     
unremitt+ indu/ry embrac$ ! :ole circle 

( ! sci5ces1 & 9 _! logical disputations
 !y display$ an acut5ess t _! foll[]s   
mu/ contemplate ) a/oni%m5t4 ,! pres5t  
/ate ( ,ox=d x is n necess>y = me to    
analyze1 z y cont5d t ! satire is n     
direct$ aga9/ t4  ,9 answ] to ?is       
obs]vation1 :i* 0 utt]$ ) becom+        
gravity1 a g5tleman pres5t rem>k$1 z    
foll[s4 ,= "s ( ! anci5t cu/oms ( ?is   
sem9>y ( le>n+1 ,i h mu* respect1 b z to
 _! dry treatises on logic1 immat]ial   
diss]tations on mat]iality1 & ab/ruse   
inve/igations ( useless subjects1 !y are
 m]e lit]>y leg]dema94 ,_! disputations 
be+ usually built on an undef9able      
*im]a1 are solv$ by a p>adox4 ,in/ead ( 
ex]cis+ _! p[] ( reason !y ex]t _! p[]s 
( sophi/ry1 & divide & subdivide e      
subject ) su* casui/ical m9ut5ess1 t ^? 
:o are n conv9c$1 are almo/ inv>iably   
conf\nd$4 ,?is cu/om1 x mu/ be grant$1  
is n q s preval5t z x once 03 a g5]al _s
 ( re=m is rapidly diffus+ itself2 &    
?\gh ,i h he>d cold-blood$ declaim]s    
ass]t1 t ^! %ades ( sci5ce are become ! 

retreats ( ignorance1 & ! haunts (      
dissipation1 ,i consid] !m z ! great    
s*ools ( urbanity1 & fav\rite seats ( ! 
belles lettres4 ,by ! belles lettres1 ,i
 mean hi/ory1 biography1 & poetry2 t all
 ^! are univ]sally cultivat$1 ,i c      
exemplify by ! mann] 9 :i* a highly     
accompli%$ "y man1 :o is consid]$ z a   
model by 8 fell[-collegians1 divides 8  
h\rs4  ,at breakfa/ ,i f\nd him /udy+ ! 
m>vell\s & ev5tful hi/ory ( ,b>on       
,mun*aus52 a "w ^: p]iods are equally   
free f ! long-w9d$ obscurity ( ,tacitus1
 & ! a/hmatic t]s5ess ( ,sallu/4 ,:ile 8
 hair 0 dress+1 he enl>g$ 8 imag9ation &
 improv$ 8 morals by /udy+ ,doctor :at's
 8 "n's abridgem5t ( ,*e/]field's       
,pr9ciples ( ,polit5ess4 ,to furni%     
himself ) biographical in=mation1 & add 
to 8 /ock ( useful anecdote1 he /udi$ ! 
,lives ( ! ,highwaym52 9 :i* he f\nd _m 
opportunities ( ex]cis+ 8 g5ius &       
judgm5t 9 draw+ p>allels betwe5 !       
virtues & exploits ( ^! mod]n wor?ies1 &
 ^? dignifi$1 & almo/ deifi$ anci5t     

h]oes ^: de$s are record$ 9 ,plut>* &   
,nepos4  ,) poetical /udies1 he is      
furni%$ by ! ,engli% op]as1 :i*1 add$ to
 ! prologues1 epilogues1 & odes ( ! day1
 af=d him high] ent]ta9m5t ?an he c\ld  
f9d 9 ,hom] or ,virgil3 he has n /or$ 8 
memory ) _m epigrams1 b ( puns has a    
pl5tiful /ock1 & 9 conundra is a        
:olesale deal]4 ,at ! same college ,i "k
 a mo/ /rik+ contra/1 ^: read+--,b z 8  
oppon5t w\ld he> no m1 my advocate      
dropp$ ! subject2 & ,i w foll[ 8        
example4  ,x seems probable1 t :5 !     
arti/ engrav$ ?is pr9t1 he _h only a    
g5]al ref]5ce to an univ]sity lecture2 !
 words datur vacuum 7 an aft]-?\ght4 ,"s
 pr9ts are )\t ! inscription1 & 9 "s ( !
 e>ly impressions x is writt5 ) a p54   
,! sc5e is laid at ,ox=d1 & ! p]son     
read+1 univ]sally admitt$ to be a ,mr4  
,fi%]1 ( ,jesus ,college1 regi/rat ( !  
univ]sity1 ) ^: cons5t ?is portrait 0   
tak51 & :o liv$ until ! #ah? ( ,m>*1    
#agfa4 ,t he %\ld wi% to h su* a face   
h&$ d[n to po/]ity1 9 su* company1 is r 

extraord9>y1 = all ! b&1 except "o man1 
h be5 /eep$ 9 ! /ream ( /upidity4 ,?is  
g5tleman has ! pr(ile ( p5etration2 a   
project+ =ehead1 a ,roman nose1 ?9 lips1
 & a long po9t$ *94 ,8 eye is b5t on    
vacancy3 x is evid5tly direct$ to !     
moon-fac$ idiot t cr[ns ! pyramid1 at ^:
 r\nd head1 contra/$ by a corn]$ cap1 he
 ) difficulty suppresses a laugh4 ,?ree 
fell[s on ! "r h& ( ?is fat1 cont5t$    
fir/-born transmitt] ( a fooli% face1 h 
mo/ degrad$ *>act]s1 & are mu* fitt] = !
 /able ?an ! college4 ,if !y ev] read1 x
 mu/ be 9 ,brack5's ,f>ri]y1 or !       
,c\ntry ,g5tleman's ,recreation4 ,two   
squ>e-capp$ /ud5ts a little b5ea? ! top1
 "o ( :om is hold+ conv]se ) an adjo9+  
pr(ile1 & ! o!r lift+ up 8 eyebr[s1 &   
/>+ )\t sight1 h ! same mis=tune t      
att5d$ our fir/ ,james--_! tongues are r
 too l>ge4 ,a figure 9 ! left-h& corn]  
has %ut 8 eyes to ?9k2 & hav+1 9 8      
attempt to sep>ate a syllogism1 plac$ ! 
=ef+] ( 8 "r h& ^u 8 =ehead1 has fall5  
asleep4 ,! pr(essor1 a little above !   

book1 endeav\rs by a projection ( 8 "u  
lip to assume importance2 su* *>act]s   
are n uncommon3 !y are m solicit\s to   
look wise1 ?an to be s4 ,( ,mr4 ,fi%] x 
is n necess>y to say mu*3 he sat = 8    
portrait1 = ! express purpose ( hav+ x  
ins]t$ 9 ! ,lecture6--,we want no o!r   
te/imony ( 8 tal5ts4  ,illu/ration3 ,,! 
,,lecture4     ,,! ,,*orus4  ,,rehe>sal 
,,( ,,! ,,oratorio ,,( ,,judi?4      ,o 
c>a1 c>a6 sil5ce all t tra91     ,joy to
 great *aos6 let division reign4   ,!   
,oratorio ( ,judi?1 ,mr4 ,irel& obs]ves1
 0 writt5 by ,esquire ,william ,hugg9s1 
hon\r$ by ! music ( ,william de ,fes*1  
aid$ by new pa9t$ sc5]y & magnifique    
decoration1 & 9 ! ye> #agcc br\ght ^u ! 
/age4 ,z ,de ,fes*#b 0 a ,g]man & a     
g5ius1 we may fairly presume x 0 well   
set2 & !re 0 at t "t1 z at ?is1 a sort (
 musical mania1 t paid mu* great]       
att5tion to s\nds ?an to s5se2 not)/&+  
all ^! po9ts 9 h] fav\r1 :5 ! ,jewi%    
h]o9e _h made h] !atrical debut1 & s    
effectually smote ,hol(]nes1            

----,z to sev]     ,8 head f 8 great    
trunk = ev] & = ev]4  ! audi5ce compell$
 h] to make h] exit4 ,to set aside ?is  
p>tial & unju/ decree1 ,mr4 ,hugg9s     
appeal$ to ! public1 & pr9t$ 8 oratorio4
 ,?\gh x 0 adorn$ ) a frontispiece      
design$ by ,hog>?1 & engrav$ by         
,v&]gu*t1 ! _w c\ld n be compell$ to    
read1 & ! unhappy writ] _h no o!r       
res\rce ?an ! consolatory reflection1 t 
8 "w 0 sup]latively excell5t1 b         
unluckily pr9t$ 9 a ta/eless age2 a     
com=table & solac+ self-consci\sness1   
:i* ha?1 ,i v]ily believe1 prev5t$ _m a 
great g5ius f becom+ 8 own execution]4  
,to pa9t a s\nd is impossible2 b z f> z 
art c g t[>ds x1 ,hog>? has gone 9 ?is  
pr9t4 ,! t5or1 treble1 & bass ( ^!      
e>-pi]c+ *ori/]s are s decisively       
discrim9at$1 t we all b he> !m4  ,!     
pr9cipal figure1 ^: head1 h&s1 & feet   
are 9 equal agitation1 has v prop]ly ti$
 on 8 spectacles2 x w\ld h be5 prud5t to
 h ti$ on 8 p]iwig also1 = by ! en]gy ( 
8 action he has %ak5 x f 8 head1 &1     

absorb$ 9 an eag] att5tion to true "t1  
is totally unconsci\s ( 8 loss4  ,a     
g5tleman--p>don me1 ,i meant a s+]--9 a 
bag wig1 imm$iately b5ea? 8 uplift$ h&1 
,i suspect to be ( =eign gr[?4 ,x has ! 
engag+ air ( an importation f ,italy4   
,! little figure 9 ! s9i/] corn]1 is1 x 
seems1 int5d$ = a ,mr4 ,to?all1 a       
wooll5-drap]1 :o liv$ 9 ,tavi/ock-c\rt1 
& 0 ,hog>?'s intimate fri5d4  ,! "n ( ! 
p]=m] on 8 "r h&1             ----,^:   
gr[l+ bass     ,w\ld dr[n ! cl>ion ( !  
bray+ ass1  ,i _c le>n1 nor d ,i ?9k t  
?is gr\p 7 meant = p>ticul> portraits1 b
 a g5]al repres5tation ( ! viol5t       
di/ortions into :i* ^! crot*et-mong]s   
draw _! features on su* solemn          
occasions4  ,ev5 ! head ( ! bass-viol   
has air & "*3 by ! b& "u ! *91 x gives  
"s idea ( a pr(essor1 or :at is1 ,i ?9k1
 call$ a ,mus4 ,d4  ,! words n[ s++1 ,! 
_w %all b[ to ! ,assyrian ?rone1 are    
extract$ f ,mr4 ,hugg9s' oratorio2 !    
et*+ is 9 a mo/ ma/]ly /yle1 & 0        
orig9ally giv5 z a subscription ticket  

to ! ,mod]n ,midnight ,conv]sation4  ,i 
h se5 a small political pr9t on ,sir    
,rob]t ,walpole's adm9i/ration1 entitl$1
 ,excise1 a new ,ballad ,op]a1 ( :i* ?is
 0 unque/ionably ! basis4 ,b5ea? x is ! 
foll[+ le>n$ & poetical motto3          
,exp]to cr$e ,rob]to4      ,m9d h[ ea*  
hirel+ song/] tunes 8 ?roat1     ,& !   
vile knight beats "t to e note3     ,s  
,n]o sung :ile ,rome 0 all 9 flames1    
,b "t %all br& ) infamy _! names4       
,,footnote3  #b ,he 0 a respectable     
p]=m] on ! viol91 "s ye>s *apel-ma/] at 
,antw]p1 & sev]al seasons lead] ( ! b&  
at ,m>ybone ,g>d5s4 ,he publi%$ a       
collection ( musical compositions1 to   
:i* 0 annex$ a portrait ( himself1      
*>act]is$ by ?ree l9es f ,milton3       
,?\ hon\r'd/ v]se1 & v]se mu/ l5d h] w+ 
,to hon\r !e1 ! prie/ ( ,phoebus' quire1
     ,t tun'/ h] happie/ l9es 9 hymn or 
song4  ,he di$ 9 #agej1 ag$ sev5ty ye>s1
 & gives "o additional "n to a catalogue
 ,i h some:]e se5 ( v old pr(essors (   
music1 :o1 sai? my au?or1 g5]ally live  

unto a great] age ?an p]sons 9 any o!r  
way ( life1 f _! s\ls be+ s attun$ unto 
h>mony1 t !y enjoy a p]petual peace (   
m9d4 ,x has be5 obs]v$1 & ,i believe    
ju/ly1 t ?9k+ is a great enemy to       
longevity1 & t1 consequ5tly1 !y :o ?9k  
lea/ w be likely to live longe/4 ,!     
quantity ( ?\ght necess>y to make an    
adept 9 ?is div9e sci5ce1 mu/ be det]m9$
 by ^? :o h /udi$ x4--,x w\ld seem by   
?is rem>k1 t ,mr4 ,irel& 0 n aw>e t to  
acquire pr(ici5cy 9 ! div9e sci5ce to   
:i* he s pleasantly alludes1 requires   
great application & /udy4  ,illu/ration3
 ,,! ,,*orus4      ,,columbus ,,break+  
,,! ,,egg4   ,by ! success ( ,columbus's
 fir/ voyage1 d\bt _h be5 *ang$ into    
admiration2 f ! hon\rs ) :i* he 0       
rew>d$1 admiration deg5]at$ into envy4  
,to d5y t 8 discov]y c>ri$ 9 its tra9   
consequ5ces inf9itely m important ?an _h
 result$ f any made s9ce ! creation1 0  
impossible4 ,8 enemies _h rec\rse to    
ano!r exp$i5t1 & boldly ass]t$ t !re 0  
nei!r wisdom 9 ! plan1 nor haz>d 9 !    

ent]prise4  ,:5 he 0 once at a ,spani%  
supp]1 ! company took ?is gr\nd1 & be+  
by 8 n>rative furni%$ ) ! reflections   
:i* _h induc$ him to und]take 8 voyage1 
& ! c\rse t he _h pursu$ 9 its          
completion1 sagaci\sly obs]v$1 t x 0    
impossible = any man1 a degree above an 
idiot1 to h fail$ ( success4 ,! :ole    
process 0 s obvi\s1 x mu/ h be5 se5 by a
 man :o 0 half bl9d6 ,no?+ c\ld be s    
easy6  ,x is n difficult n[ ,i h po9t$  
out ! way1 0 ! answ] ( ,columbus3 b easy
 z x w appe>1 :5 y are possess$ ( my    
me?od1 ,i d n believe t1 )\t su*        
in/ruction1 any p]son pres5t c\ld place 
"o ( ^! eggs upright on ! table4 ,!     
clo?1 knives1 & =ks 7 ?r[n aside1 & two 
( ! p>ty1 plac+ _! eggs z requir$1 kept 
!m /eady ) _! f+]s4 ,"o ( !m swore !re  
c\ld be no o!r way4 ,we w try1 said !   
navigator2 & giv+ an egg1 :i* he held 9 
8 h&1 a sm>t /roke ^u ! table1 x rema9$ 
upright4 ,! emotions :i* ?is excit$ 9 ! 
company are express$ 9 _! c\nt5ances4 ,9
 ! be-ruff$ booby at 8 left h& x raises 

a/oni%m5t2 he is a ,,de> ,,me6 man1 ( ! 
same family ) ,/]ne's ,simple ,travell]1
 & came f ,ami5s only ye/]day4 ,! fell[ 
beh9d him1 beat+ 8 head1 curses 8 own   
/upidity2 & ! :isk]$ ruffian1 ) 8 =e-f+]
 on ! egg1 is 9 8 he>t curs+ ,columbus4 
,z to ! two vet]ans on ! o!r side1 !y h 
liv$ too long to be agitat$ ) trifles3  
he :o we>s a cap1 exclaims1 ,is ?is all6
 & ! o!r1 ) a bald head1 ,by ,/4 ,jago1 
,i did n ?9k ( t6 ,9 ! face ( ,columbus 
!re is n t viol5t & excessive triumph   
:i* is exhibit$ by little *>act]s on    
little occasions2 he is too elevat$ to  
be ov]be>+2 &1 po9t+ to ! conical       
solution ( 8 problematical conundrum1   
displays a calm sup]iority1 & sil5t     
int]nal contempt4  ,two eels1 twi/$ r\nd
 ! eggs ^u ! di%1 are introduc$ z       
specim5s ( ! l9e ( beauty2 :i* is aga9  
display$ on ! table-clo?1 & h9t$ at on !
 knife-blade4 ,9 all ^! curves !re is   
peculi> propriety2 = ! et*+ 0 giv5 z a  
receipt-ticket to ! ,analysis1 :]e ?is  
fav\rite undulat+ l9e =ms ! basis ( 8   

sy/em4  ,9 ! pr9t ( ,columbus1 !re is   
evid5t ref]5ce to ! criticisms on :at   
,hog>? call$ 8 own discov]y2 & 9 tru? ! 
connoisseurs' rem>ks on ! pa9t] 7       
dictat$ by a simil> _s to ^? ( ! critics
 on ! navigator3 !y fir/ ass]t$ !re 0 no
 su* l9e1 & :5 he _h prov$ t !re 01 gave
 ! hon\r ( discov]y to ,lomazzo1 ,mi*ael
 ,angelo1 c4 c4  ,illu/ration3          
,,columbus ,,break+ ,,! ,,egg4     ,a   
,,midnight ,,mod]n ,,conv]sation4       
,?9k n to f9d "o meant resemblance !re2 
,we la% ! vices1 b ! p]sons sp>e4       
,pr9ts %\ld be priz'd1 z au?ors %\ld be 
read1     ,:o %>ply smile prevail+ folly
 dead4     ,s ,rabelais laugh'd1 & s    
,c]vantes ?\ght2     ,s nature dictat$  
:at art has taught4   ,not)/&+ ?is      
inscription1 :i* 0 engrav$ on ! plate "s
 "t aft] its publication1 x is v c]ta9 t
 mo/ ( ^! figures 7 int5d$ = individual 
portraits2 b ,mr4 ,hog>?1 n wi%+ to be  
consid]$ z a p]sonal satiri/1 & fe>ful (
 mak+ enemies among 8 contempor>ies1    
w\ld nev] ackn[l$ge :o 7 ! *>act]s4 ,"s 

( !m ! _w might p]haps mi/ake2 = ?\gh ! 
au?or 0 fai?ful 9 del9eat+ :atev] he    
int5d$ to portray1 complete intoxication
 s f> c>icatures ! c\nt5ance1 t1 accord+
 to ! old1 ?\gh trite prov]b1 ! man is n
 himself4 ,8 portrait1 ?\gh giv5 ) !    
utmo/ fidelity1 w sc>cely be kn[n by 8  
mo/ intimate fri5ds1 unless !y h        
previ\sly se5 him 9 ?is degrad+         
disguise4 ,h5ce1 x becomes difficult to 
id5tify m5 :om ! pa9t] did n *oose to   
po9t out at ! "t2 & a c5tury hav+       
elaps$1 x becomes impossible1 = all :o  
compos$ ! gr\p1 ) ! arti/ by :om x 0    
del9eat$1      ,%ake h&s ) du/1 & call !
 worm _! k9sman4  ,mrs4 ,piozzi 0 (     
op9ion t ! div9e ) a cork-screw1        
occasionally us$ z a tobacco-/opp]1     
hang+ ^u 8 little f+]1 0 ! portrait (   
p>son ,=d1 ,dr4 ,johnson's uncle2 ?\gh1 
^u ! au?ority ( ,sir ,john ,hawk9s1 (   
anecdoti% memory1 x has be5 g5]ally     
suppos$ to be int5d$ = ,orator ,h5ley4  
,z bo? ^! wor?ies 7 di/+ui%$ by t       
rubicundity ( face ) :i* x is m>k$1 !   

read] may decree ! hon\r ( a sitt+ to   
:i* he pleases4  ,! ro>+ bac*analian :o 
/&s next him1 wav+ 8 glass 9 ! air1 has 
pull$ (f 8 wig1 &1 9 ! zeal ( 8         
fri5d%ip1 cr[ns ! div9e's head4 ,he is  
evid5tly dr9k+ de/ruction to fanatics1 &
 success to "m *ur*1 or a mitre to !    
jolly p>son :om he addresses4  ,! lawy]1
 :o sits ne> him1 is a portrait ( "o    
,kettleby1 a vocif]\s b>-orator1 :o1    
?\gh an utt] b>ri/]1 *ose to di/+ui%    
himself by we>+ an enorm\s full-bottom  
wig1 9 :i* he is "h repres5t$4 ,he 0    
f>!r rem>kable = a diabolical squ9t1 & a
 satanic smile4  ,a poor maudl9         
mis]able1 :o is address+ him1 :5 sob]1  
mu/ be a fool2 b1 9 ?is /ate1 x w\ld    
puzzle ,lavat] to assign him a prop]    
class4 ,he seems endeav\r+ to demon/rate
 to ! lawy]1 t1 9 a poi--poi--po9t (    
law1 he has be5 mo/ cruelly *eat$1 & lo/
 a cau--cau--cause1 t he ought to h     
got1--& all ?is 0 ow+ to 8 attorney be+ 
an inf]nal villa94 ,?is may v probably  
be true2 = ! poor man's te>s %[ t1 l !  

p]son reliev$ by ! good ,sam>itan1 he   
has be5 among ?ieves4 ,! b>ri/] gr9s    
horribly at 8 mis=tunes1 & tells him he 
is prop]ly puni%$ = n employ+ a         
g5tleman4  ,next to him sits a g5tleman 
9 a black p]iwig4 ,he politely turns 8  
back to ! company1 t he may h ! pleasure
 ( smok+ a sociable pipe4  ,! ju/ice1 9 
fair r\nd belly1 ) good capon l9'd1--!  
ju/ice1 hav+ hung up 8 hat1 wig1 &      
cloak1 puts on 8 nightcap1 &1 ) a goblet
 ( sup]ior capacity be=e him1 sits 9    
solemn cogitation4 ,8 left elb[1        
support$ by ! table1 & 8 "r by a *air1 )
 a pipe 9 "o h&1 & a /opp] 9 ! o!r1 he  
puffs out ! bl& vap\r ) ! dignity ( an  
ald]man1 & fancies himself z great z    
,jupit]1 seat$ ^u ! summit ( ,m\nt      
,olympus1 envelop$ by ! ?ick cl\d :i* 8 
own brea? has creat$4  ,) fold$ arms &  
op5 m\?1 ano!r leans back 9 8 *air4 ,8  
wig is dropp$ f 8 head1 & he is asleep2 
b ?\gh spee*less1 he is sonor\s2 = y    
cle>ly p]ceive t1 :]e nasal s\nds are ! 
music1 he is qualifi$ to be lead] ( !   

b&4  ,! fall5 h]o1 :o ) 8 *air & goblet 
has tumbl$ to ! floor1 by ! cockade 9 8 
hat1 we suppose to be an (fic]4 ,8      
=ehead is m>k$1 p]haps ) hon\rable sc>s4
 ,to wa% 8 w\nds1 & cool 8 head1 !      
/agg]+ apo!c>y ba!s x ) br&y4  ,a       
g5tleman 9 ! corn]1 :o1 f hav+ !        
,craftsman & ,london ,ev5+ 9 8 pocket1  
we det]m9e to be a politician1 v        
unluckily mi/akes 8 ruffle = ! b[l ( 8  
pipe1 & sets fire to x4  ,! p]son 9 a   
bag-wig & solitaire1 ) 8 h& ^u 8 head1  
w\ld n n[ pass = a f9e g5tleman1 b 9 !  
ye> #agce 0 a complete beau4 ,unaccu/om$
 to su* joy\s company1 he appe>s to h   
drank r m ?an agrees ) him4  ,! company 
consi/s ( elev51 & on ! *imney-piece1   
floor1 & table1 are ?ree & tw5ty empty  
flasks4 ,^!1 add$ to a bottle :i* !     
apo!c>y holds 9 8 h&1 prove t ?is select
 society h n lo/ a mom5t4 ,! ov]fl[+    
b[l1 full goblets1 & *>g$ glasses1 prove
 t !y ?9k1 ',tis too e>ly to "p1 ?\gh ! 
dial po9ts to f\r 9 ! morn+4  ,! diff]5t
 degrees ( drunk5ness are well          

discrim9at$1 & its effects admirably    
describ$4 ,! poor simpleton1 :o is weep+
 out 8 woes to hone/ lawy] ,kettleby1 x 
makes mawki%2 ! beau x makes sick2 & !  
politician x /upifies4 ,"o is excit$ to 
ro>+1 & ano!r lull$ to sleep4 ,x half   
closes ! eyes ( ju/ice1 r5d]s ! foot+ ( 
physic unsure1 & lays pro/rate ! glory (
 8 c\ntry1 & ! pride ( w>4              
,illu/ration3 ,a ,,midnight ,,mod]n     
,,conv]sation4     ,,consultation ,,(   
,,physicians--,,! ,,und]tak]s' ,,arms4  
,?is plate is design$1 ) mu* hum\r1     
accord+ to ! rules ( h]aldry1 & is call$
 ,! ,und]tak]s' ,arms1 to %[ u !        
connexion betwe5 dea? & ! quack doctor1 
z are also ^? cross-bones on ! outside (
 ! escut*eon4 ,:5 an und]tak] is 9 want 
( bus9ess1 he _c bett] apply ?an to "s (
 ^? g5tlem5 ( ! faculty1 :o are1 = ! mo/
 "p1 s *>itably dispos$1 z to supply !  
necessities ( ^! sable dea?-hunt]s1 &   
keep !m f />v+ 9 a heal?y "t4 ,by ! t5\r
 ( ?is piece1 ,mr4 ,hog>? w\ld intimate 
! g5]al ignorance ( su* ( ! m$ical      

tribe1 & tea* u t !y possess little m k 
?an _! volum9\s wigs & gold5-head$      
canes4 ,!y are repres5t$ 9 deep         
consultation ^u ! cont5ts ( an ur9al4   
,our arti/'s own illu/ration ( ?is coat 
( arms1 z he calls x1 is z foll[s3 ,!   
company ( und]tak]s be>e?1 sable1 an    
ur9al1 prop] betwe5 twelve quack heads (
 ! second1 & twelve cane heads1 or1     
consultant4 ,on a *ief1 ,nebulae1 erm9e1
 "o complete doctor1 issuant1 *eckie1   
su/a9+ 9 8 "r h& a baton ( ! second4 ,on
 ! dext] & s9i/] sides1 two             
demi-doctors1 issuant ( ! second1 & two 
cane heads1 issuant ( ! ?ird2 ! fir/    
hav+ "o eye1 c\*ant1 t[>ds ! dext] side 
( ! escut*eon2 ! second fac$1 p] pale1  
prop]1 & gules gu>dant4 ,) ?is motto1   
,et plurima mortis imago4 ,! g5]al image
 ( dea?4  ,x has be5 said ( ! anci5ts1 t
 !y began by attempt+ to make physic a  
sci5ce1 & fail$2 ( ! mod]ns1 t !y began 
by attempt+ to make x a trade1 &        
succe$$4 ,?is company are mod]ns to a   
man1 &1 if we may judge ( _! capacities 

by _! c\nt5ances1 are inde$ a mo/ sapi5t
 society4 ,_! practice is v ext5sive1 & 
!y g ab\t1 tak+ gu9eas1      ,f> z !    
weekly bills c rea* ar\nd1     ,f       
,k5t-/reet end1 to fam'd ,/4 ,giles's   
p\nd4  ,_m ( !m are unque/ionably       
portraits1 b z ^! grave & sage          
desc5dants ( ,gal5 are long s9ce gone to
 t place :]e !y be=e s5t _! pati5ts1 we 
are unable to asc]ta9 any ( !m1 except !
 ?ree :o are1 = di/9ction1 plac$ 9 !    
*ief1 or mo/ hon\rable "p ( ! escut*eon4
 ,^? :o1 f _! exalt$ situation1 we may  
naturally conclude ! mo/ di/+ui%$ &     
sagaci\s lee*es ( _! day1 h m>ks too    
obtrusive to be mi/ak54 ,he t[>ds !     
dext] side ( ! escut*eon1 is det]m9$ by 
an eye 9 ! head ( 8 cane to be !        
all-accompli%$ ,*evali] ,taylor1 9 ^:   
m>vell\s & surpris+ hi/ory1 writt5 by 8 
own h&1 & publi%$ 9 #agfa1 is record$   
su* ev5ts relative to himself & o!rs1 z 
h excit$ m a/oni%m5t ?an t incomp>able  
romance1 ,don ,belianis ( ,greece1 !    
,arabian ,nights1 or ,sir ,john         

,m&eville's ,travels4  ,! c5tre figure1 
array$ 9 a h>lequ9 jacket1 ) a bone1 or 
:at ! pa9t] d5om9ates a baton1 9 ! "r   
h&1 is g5]ally consid]$ design$ = ,mrs4 
,mapp1 a mascul9e woman1 daught] to "o  
,wall91 a bone-sett] at ,h9don1 9       
,wilt%ire4 ,?is female ,?ale/ris1       
incompatible z x may seem ) h] sex1     
adopt$ h] fa!r's pr(ession1 travell$    
ab\t ! c\ntry1 call+ h]self ,crazy      
,sally2 &1 l ano!r ,h]cules1 did wond]s 
by /r5g? ( arm4  ,on ! s9i/] side is    
,dr4 ,w>d1 g5]ally call$ ,spot ,w>d1 f 8
 left *eek be+ m>k$ ) a cl>et col\r4    
,?is g5tleman 0 ( a respectable family1 
& ?\gh n highly educat$1 _h tal5ts v    
sup]ior to ei!r ( 8 coadjutors4  ,= !   
*ief1 ?is mu/ suffice2 z = ! twelve     
quack heads1 & twelve cane heads1 or1   
consultant1 unit$ ) ! cross bones at !  
corn]s1 !y h a mo/ mortu>y appe>ance1 & 
d inde$ convey a g5]al image ( dea?4  ,9
 ! "t ( ,lucian1 a philosoph] 0 di/+ui%$
 by ?ree ?+s1--8 av>ice1 8 impud5ce1 & 8
 be>d4 ,9 ! "t ( ,hog>?1 m$ic9e 0 a     

my/]y1 & !re 7 ?ree ?+s :i* di/+ui%$ !  
physician1--8 gravity1 8 cane-head1 & 8 
p]iwig4 ,) ^! lead+ requisites1 ?is     
v5]able p>ty are mo/ amply gift$4 ,to   
specify e "* is n necess>y2 b ! upp]    
figure on ! dext] side1 ) a wig l a     
weep+ will[1 %\ld n be ov]look$4 ,8     
lemon-l aspect mu/ curdle ! blood ( all 
8 pati5ts4 ,9 ! c\nt5ances ( 8 bre?r5   
!re is no want ( acids2 b1 h[ev] s\r1   
ea* individual 0 9 8 day1               
----------------a doctor ( r5[n1     ,to
 none b su* z ru/ 9 heal? unkn[n2       
,&1 save or slay1 ?is privilege !y      
claim1     ,or dea?1 or life1 ! bright  
rew>d's ! same4  ,illu/ration3          
,,consultation ,,( ,,physicians4        
,,daniel ,,lock1 ,,esq4 ,f4,a4,s4       
,daniel ,lock 0 an ar*itect ( "s em95ce4
 ,he retir$ f bus9ess ) an ample =tune1 
liv$ 9 ,surrey-/reet1 & 0 buri$ 9 !     
*apel ( ,tr9ity ,college1 ,cambridge4   
,?is portrait 0 orig9ally engrav$ by ,j4
 ,m',ardell f a pa9t+ by ,hog>?1 & is   
class$ among ! productions ( our arti/ t

 are ( unc]ta9 date4  ,illu/ration3     
,,daniel ,,lock1 ,,esq4 ,f4,a4,s4       
,,! ,,enrag$ ,,musician4      ,) ?und]+ 
noise ! azure vault !y te>1     ,& r5d1 
) savage ro>1 ! e*o+ air3     ,! s\nds  
t]rific he ) horror he>s2     ,8 fiddle 
?r[s aside1--& /ops 8 e>s4   ,we h se5  
display$ ! di/ress ( a poet2 9 ?is !    
arti/ has exhibit$ ! rage ( a musician4 
,our poor b>d bore 8 mis=tunes )        
pati5ce1 &1 ri* 9 8 ,muse1 did n mu*    
rep9e at 8 pov]ty4 ,n s ?is ma/] (      
h>mony1 ( heav5ly h>mony6 ,to ! evils ( 
pov]ty he is n[ a /rang]2 8 adagios &   
cantabiles h procur$ him ! protection ( 
nobles2 &1 contr>y to ! poor %irtless   
m5dicant ( ! ,muses t we left 9 a g>ret1
 he is array$ 9 a coat decorat$ ) frogs1
 a bag-wig1 solitaire1 & ruffl$ %irt4   
,wait+ 9 ! *amb] ( a man ( fa%ion1 :om  
he in/ructs 9 ! div9e sci5ce ( music1   
hav+ fir/ tun$ 8 in/rum5t1 he op5s 8    
crot*et-book1 %\ld]s 8 viol91 fl\ri%es 8
 fiddle-/ick1 &1      ,s(tly sweet1 9   
,lydian measure1     ,soon he soo!s 8   

s\l to pleasure4  ,rapt 9 ,elysium at ! 
div9e symphony1 he is awak5$ f 8        
beatific vision1 by noises t di/ract    
him4      ----------,an univ]sal hubbub 
wild1     ,( /unn+ s\nds1 & voices all  
confus'd1     ,assails 8 e>s ) l\de/    
vehem5ce4  ,conf\nd$ ) ! d91 & enrag$ by
 ! int]ruption1 our mod]n ,t]p&] />ts f 
8 seat1 & op5s ! w9d[4 ,?is op]ates z   
air to a k9dl+ fire2 & su* a comb9ation 
( noises bur/ ^u ! auricul> n]ve1 t he  
is compell$ to /op 8 e>s1--b to /op !   
torr5t is impossible6      ,a l\d] yet1 
& yet a l\d] /ra91     ,break 8 b&s (   
?\ght asund]6     ,& r\se him1 l a      
rattl+ peal ( ?und]2       ,at !        
horrible s\nd         ,he has rais'd up 
8 head1         ,z awak'd f ! dead1     
,& amaz$ he />es all ar\nd4  ,9 ?is     
situation he is del9eat$2 & ^? :o = a   
mom5t contemplate ! figures be=e him1 _c
 wond] at 8 rage4      ,a crew (        
hell-h\nds nev] ceas+ b>k1     ,) wide  
,c]b]ean m\?1 full l\d1 & r+     ,a     
hide\s peal4  ,( ! dramatis p]sonae :o  

p]=m ! vocal p>ts1 ! fir/ is a fell[1 9 
a tone t w\ld r5d hell's concave1 bawl+1
 ,du/1 ho6 du/1 ho6 du/6 ,next to him1  
an amphibi\s animal1 :o nightly pill[s 8
 head on ! s$gy bosom ( old ,?ames1 9 a 
voice t emulates ! ru% ( _m wat]s1 or ! 
ro>+ ( a cat>act1 is bell[+             
,fl\nda1a1a1ars6 ,a daught] ( ,may-day1 
:o disp5ses :at 9 ,london is call$ milk1
 & is consequ5tly a milk-maid1 9 a note 
pit*$ at ! v top ( h] voice1 is cry+1   
,be-l\w6 ,:ile a ballad-s+] dolefully   
drawls out ,! ,ladie's ,fall1 an infant 
9 h] arms jo9s its treble pipe 9 *orus )
 ! scream+ p>rot1 :i* is on a lamp-iron 
ov] h] head4 ,on ! ro( ( an opposite    
h\se are two cats1 p]=m+ :at an amateur 
( music might p]haps call a bravura     
duet2 ne> !m appe>s      ,a sweep1 %rill
 twitt]+ on ! *imney-top4  ,a little    
,fr5* drumm]1 s++ to 8 rub-a-dub1 & !   
agreeable yell ( a dog1 complete ! vocal
 p]=m]s4  ,( ! in/rum5tal1 a fell[ bl[+ 
a horn1 ) a viol5ce t w\ld h almo/ %ak5 
d[n ! walls ( ,j]i*o1 claims ! fir/     

notice2 next to him1 ! du/man rattles 8 
bell ) ceaseless clang\r1 until ! air   
rev]b]ates ! s\nd4  ,! int]vals are     
fill$ up by a pavi\r1 :o1 to e /roke ( 8
 ramm]1 adds a l\d1 di/9ct1 & e*o+1     
,haugh6 ,! p$e/rian cutl] is gr9d+ a    
but*]'s cleav] ) su* e>ne/ness & =ce1 t 
x elicits sp>ks ( fire4 ,?is1 add$ to ! 
agoniz+ h[ls ( 8 un=tunate dog1 mu/ af=d
 a p]fect specim5 ( ! anci5t *romatic4  
,! poor animal1 betwe5 a man & a monkey1
 pip+ h>% discords ^u a hautboy1 ! girl 
:irl+ h] crepitaculum1 or rattle1 & !   
boy beat+ 8 drum1 conclude ! catalogue (
 ?is h>moni\s b&4  ,?is del9eation      
orig9at$ 9 a /ory :i* 0 told to ,hog>?  
by ! late ,mr4 ,john ,fe/91 :o is ! h]o 
( ! pr9t4 ,he 0 em95t = 8 skill 9 play+ 
^u ! ,g]man flute & hautboy1 & mu*      
employ$ z a tea*] ( music4 ,to ea* ( 8  
s*ol>s he devot$ "o h\r ea* day4 ,at n9e
 o'clock 9 ! morn+1 said he1 ,i once    
wait$ ^u my "l ,sp5c]1 b 8 lord%ip be+  
out ( t[n1 f him ,i w5t to ,mr4 ,v----n4
 ,x 0 s e>ly t he 0 n aris54 ,i w5t into

 8 *amb]1 &1 op5+ a %utt]1 sat d[n 9 !  
w9d[-seat4 ,be=e ! rails 0 a fell[ play+
 ^u ! hautboy4 ,a man ) a b>r[ full (   
onions (f]$ ! pip] an onion if he w\ld  
play him a tune4 ,t end$1 he (f]$ a     
second onion = a second tune2 ! same = a
 ?ird1 & 0 go+ on3 b ?is 0 too mu*2 ,i  
c\ld n be> x2 x ang]$ my v              
s\l--',z\nds6' said ,i1 '/op "h6 ,?is   
fell[ is ridicul+ my pr(ession2 he is   
play+ on ! hautboy = onions6'  ,! :ole (
 ?is bravura sc5e is admirably          
repres5t$4 ,a p]son qua9tly en\gh       
obs]v$1 t x deaf5s "o to look at x4     
,illu/ration3 ,,! ,,enrag$ ,,musician4  
,,masqu]ades ,,& ,,op]as4  ,,burl+ton   
,,gate4   ,?is pr9t appe>$ 9 #agbc4 ,( !
 ?ree small figures 9 ! c5tre ! middle  
"o is ,"l ,burl+ton1 a man ( consid]able
 ta/e 9 pa9t+ & ar*itecture1 b :o rank$ 
,mr4 ,k5t1 an indiff]5t arti/1 above 8  
m]it4 ,on "o side ( ! pe] is ,mr4       
,campbell1 ! ar*itect2 on ! o!r1 8      
lord%ip's po/ilion4 ,on a %[-clo? 9 ?is 
plate is also suppos$ to be ! portrait (

 k+ ,george ,,ii4 :o gave #ajjjl4 t[>ds 
! ,masqu]ade2 toge!r ) t ( ! e>l (      
,pet]bor\gh1 :o (f]s ,cuzzoni1 !        
,italian s+]1 #hjjjl4 & %e spurns at    
him4 ,mr4 ,heidegg]1 ! regulator ( !    
,masqu]ade1 is also exhibit$1 look+ out 
( a w9d[1 ) ! lett] ,h "u him4  ,!      
sub/ance ( ! =ego+ rem>ks is tak5 f a   
collection lately belong+ to ,capta9    
,baillie1 :]e x is said t !y 7 furni%$  
by an em95t connoisseur4  ,a bo>d is    
likewise display$1 ) ! words1 ,long     
,room4 ,fawks's dext]ity ( h&4 ,x appe>s
 f ! foll[+ adv]tisem5t t ?is 0 a man ( 
great consequ5ce 9 8 pr(ession3 ,:]eas !
 t[n ha? be5 lately al>m$1 t ! fam\s    
,fawks 0 robb$ & murd]$1 return+ f p]=m+
 at ! du*ess ( ,buck+ham's h\se at      
,*elsea2 :i* report be+ rais$ & pr9t$ by
 a p]son to ga9 money to himself1 &     
prejudice ! above-m5tion$ ,mr4 ,fawks1  
^: unp>allel$ p]=mance has ga9$ him s   
mu* applause f ! greate/ ( quality1 &   
mo/ curi\s obs]v]s3 ,we ?9k1 bo? 9      
ju/ice to ! injur$ g5tleman1 & = !      

satisfaction ( 8 admir]s1 t we _c please
 our read]s bett] ?an to acqua9t !m he  
is alive1 & w n only p]=m 8 usual       
surpris+ dext]ity ( h&1 po/ure-ma/]1 &  
musical clock3 b1 = ! great] div]sion ( 
! quality & g5try1 has agre$ ) ! fam\s  
,p[ell ( ! ,ba? = ! season1 :o has !    
l>ge/1 ri*e/1 & mo/ natural figures1 &  
f9e/ ma*9es 9 ,engl&1 & ^: =m] p]=mances
 9 ,cov5t ,g>d5 7 s engag+ to ! t[n1 z  
to ga9 ! approbation ( ! be/ judges1 to 
%[ 8 puppet-plays along ) him1 beg9n+ 9 
! ,*ri/mas holidays next1 at ! ,old     
,t5nis-c\rt1 9 ,james's-/reet1 ne> !    
,haym>ket2 :]e any incr$ul\s p]sons may 
be satisfi$ he is n left ?is _w1 if !y  
please to believe _! h&s1 ?\gh !y c't   
believe _! eyes4--,may #be1 inde$1      
#agca1 di$ ,mr4 ,fawks1 fam\s = 8       
dext]ity ( h&1 by :i* he _h hone/ly     
acquir$ a =tune ( #aj1jjjl4 be+ no m ?an
 he really des]v$ = 8 great +5uity1 by  
:i* he _h surpass$ all t ev] pret5d$ to 
t art4  ,?is satirical p]=mance (       
,hog>?1 h[ev]1 0 ?\ght to be inv5t$ &   

drawn at ! in/igation ( ,sir ,james     
,?ornhill1 out ( rev5ge1 because ,"l    
,burl+ton _h pref]r$ ,mr4 ,k5t be=e him 
to pa9t = ! k+ at 8 palace at ,k5s+ton4 
,dr4 ,fau/us 0 a pantomime p]=m$ to     
cr[d$ h\ses ?r\gh\t two seasons1 to !   
utt] neglect ( plays1 = :i* reason !y   
are cri$ ab\t 9 a :eel-b>r[4            
,illu/ration3 ,,masqu]ades ,,& ,,op]as1 
,,burl+ton ,,gate4     ,,morn+4         
,ke5 bl[s ! bla/1 & eag] is ! air2      
,) flakes ( fea!r'd sn[ ! gr\nd is      
spread2     ,to /ep1 ) m9c+ pace1 to    
e>ly pray]1       ,our clay-cold ve/al  
leaves h] d[ny b$4      ,& "h ! reel+   
sons ( riot see1     ,aft] a night (    
s5seless revelry4      ,poor1 trembl+1  
old1 h] suit ! begg> plies2     ,b froz5
 *a/ity ! little boon d5ies4   ,?is )]$ 
repres5tative ( ,miss ,bridget ,alwor?y1
 ) a %iv]+ foot-boy c>ry+ h] pray]-book1
 nev] fails 9 h] att5dance at morn+     
s]vice4 ,%e is a symbol ( ! season4--   
-------------,*a/e z ! icicle     ,t's  
curdl$ by ! fro/ f pure/ sn[1     ,&    

hangs on ,dian's temple  %e looks )     
sc[l+ eye1 & all ! consci\s pride (     
sev]e & /ubborn virg9ity1 on ! poor     
girls :o are suff]+ ! embraces ( two    
drunk5 beaux t are j /agg]$ out ( ,tom  
,k+'s ,c(fee-h\se4 ,"o ( !m1 f ! basket 
on h] arm1 ,i conjecture to be an orange
 girl3 %e %[s no displeasure at !       
boi/]\s salute ( h] ,hib]nian lov]4 ,t !
 h]o 9 a lac$ hat is f ! banks ( !      
,%annon1 is app>5t 9 8 c\nt5ance4 ,!    
female ^: face is p>tly conceal$1 & ^:  
neck has a m easy turn ?an we always see
 9 ! works ( ?is arti/1 is n =m$ ( ! mo/
 inflexible mat]ials4  ,an old woman1   
seat$ ^u a basket2 ! girl1 w>m+ h] h&s  
by a few )]$ /icks t are blaz+ on !     
gr\nd1 & a wret*$ m5dicant1#c wrapp$ 9 a
 tatt]$ & p>ti-col\r$ blanket1 entreat+ 
*>ity f ! rosy-f+]$ ve/al :o is go+ to  
*ur*1 complete ! gr\p4 ,beh9d !m1 at !  
door ( ,tom ,k+'s ,c(fee-h\se1 are a    
p>ty engag$ 9 a fray1 likely to create  
bus9ess = bo? surgeon & magi/rate3 we   
discov] swords & cudgels 9 ! combatants'

 h&s4  ,on ! opposite side ( ! pr9t are 
two little s*oolboys4 ,t !y h %9+ morn+ 
faces we _c positively ass]t1 b ea* has 
a sat*el at 8 back1 & accord+ ) !       
description giv5 by ! poet ( nature1 is 
,creep+1 l snail1 unwill+ly to s*ool4   
,! lant]n app5d$ to ! woman :o has a    
basket on h] head1 proves t ^! disp5s]s 
( ! ri*es ( ,pomona rise be=e ! sun1 & d
 "p ( _! bus9ess by an artificial light4
 ,ne> h]1 t imm$iate desc5dant (        
,p>acelsus1 ,dr4 ,rock1 is expatiat+ to 
an admir+ audi5ce1 on ! nev]-fail+      
virtues ( 8 wond]-work+ m$ic9es4 ,"o h& 
holds a bottle ( 8 miracul\s panacea1 & 
! o!r supports a bo>d1 on :i* is ! k+'s 
arms1 to indicate t 8 practice is       
sanction$ by royal lett]s pat5t4 ,two   
porr+]s & a spoon1 plac$ on ! bottom (  
an inv]t$ basket1 intimate t ! woman    
seat$ ne> !m1 is a v5d] ( rice-milk1 :i*
 0 at t "t br\ght into ! m>ket e morn+4 
,a fatigu$ port] leans on a rail2 & a   
bl9d begg> is go+ t[>ds ! *ur*3 b :e!r  
he w become "o ( ! congregation1 or take

 8 /& at ! door1 9 ! hope t religion may
 h w>m$ ! he>ts ( its vot>ies to ,pity !
 sorr[s ( a poor bl9d man1 is unc]ta94  
,sn[ on ! gr\nd1 & icicles hang+ f !    
p5?\se1 exhibit a v *ill+ prospect2 b1  
to dissipate ! cold1 !re is happily a   
%op :]e spiritu\s liquors are sold pro  
bono publico1 at a v little di/ance4 ,a 
l>ge pewt] measure is plac$ ^u a po/    
be=e ! door1 & ?ree ( a small] size hang
 ov] ! w9d[ ( ! h\se4  ,! "* ( !        
pr9cipal figure is admirably del9eat$4  
,%e is m>k$ ) t prim & awkw>d =mality   
:i* g5]ally accompanies h] ord]1 & is an
 exact type ( a h>d w9t]2 = e "p ( h]   
dress1 except ! fly+ lappets & apron1   
ruffl$ by ! w9d1 is z rigidly precise z 
if x 7 froz54 ,x has be5 said t ?is     
incomp>able figure 0 design$ z !        
repres5tative ( ei!r a p>ticul> fri5d1  
or a relation4 ,individual satire may be
 v gratify+ to ! public1 b is frequ5tly 
fatal to ! satiri/4 ,*ur*ill1 by ! l9es1
      ----------------,fam'd ,v9e-/reet1
     ,:]e ,heav51 ! k9de/ wi% ( man to  

grant1     ,gave me an old h\se1 & an   
old] aunt1  lo/ a consid]able legacy2 & 
x is relat$ t ,hog>?1 by ! introduction 
( ?is )]$ vot>y ( ,diana into ?is pr9t1 
induc$ h] to alt] a w :i* _h be5 made   
consid]ably 9 8 fav\r3 %e 0 at fir/ well
 en\gh satisfi$ ) h] resemblance1 b "s  
design+ p taught h] to be angry4        
,extreme cold is v well express$ 9 !    
slip-%od footboy1 & ! girl :o is w>m+ h]
 h&s4 ,! gr\p ( :i* %e is a "p1 is well 
=m$1 b n suffici5tly balanc$ on !       
opposite side4  ,! *ur* dial1 a few     
m9utes be=e sev52 m>ks ( little %oes &  
patt5s 9 ! sn[1 & v>i\s productions ( ! 
season 9 ! m>ket1 are an additional pro(
 ( t m9ute accuracy ) :i* ?is arti/     
inspect$ & repres5t$ objects1 :i* pa9t]s
 9 g5]al h neglect$4  ,gov5t ,g>d5 is ! 
sc5e1 b 9 ! pr9t e build+ is rev]s$4    
,?is 0 a common error ) ,hog>?2 n f 8   
be+ ignorant ( ! use ( ! mirror1 b f 8  
consid]+ x z a matt] ( little           
consequ5ce4  ,,footnote3  #c ,:at       
signifies1 says "s "o to ,dr4 ,johnson1 

giv+ halfp5ce to common begg>s8 !y only 
lay !m out 9 g9 or tobacco4 ,& :y1      
repli$ ! doctor1 %\ld !y be d5i$ su*    
sweet5]s ( _! exi/5ce8 ,x is surely v   
savage to %ut out f !m e possible av5ue 
to ^? pleasures reckon$ too co>se = our 
own acceptance4 ,life is a pill :i* none
 ( u c swall[ )\t gild+1 yet = ! poor we
 delight 9 /ripp+ x /ill m b>e1 & are n 
a%am$ to %[ ev5 visible m>ks (          
displeasure1 if ev5 ! bitt] ta/e is tak5
 f _! m\?s4  ,illu/ration3 ,,morn+4     
,,noon4      ,hail1 ,gallia's daught]s6 
easy1 brisk1 & free2     ,good hum\r'd1 
debonnaire1 & degagee3     ,?\gh /ill   
fanta/ic1 frivol\s1 & va91     ,let n _!
 airs & graces give u pa93     ,or fair1
 or br[n1 at toilet1 pray]1 or play1    
,_! motto speaks _! mann]s--,,t\j\rs    
,,gai4        ,b = t p[d]'d comp\nd (   
grimace1     ,t cap]+ he-%e ?+ ( fr+e & 
lace2     ,) sword & cane1 ) bag &      
solitaire1     ,va9 ( ! full-dress'd    
dw>f1 8 hopeful heir1     ,h[ does our  
sple5 & indignation rise1     ,:5 su* a 

t9sell'd coxcomb meets our eyes1        
,among ! figures :o are com+ out ( *ur*1
 an affect$1 flighty ,fr5*woman1 ) h]   
flutt]+ fop ( a husb&1 & a boy1 habit$  
a-la-mode de ,p>is1 claim our fir/      
att5tion4 ,9 dress1 air1 & mann]1 !y h a
 national "*4 ,! :ole congregation1 :e!r
 male or female1 old or "y1 c>ry ! air (
 _! c\ntry 9 c\nt5ance1 dress1 &        
deportm5t4 ,l ! ?ree pr9cipal figures1  
!y are all m>k$ ) "s affect$ peculi>ity4
 ,affectation1 9 a woman1 is supportable
 ^u no o!r gr\nd ?an t g5]al indulg5ce  
we pay to ! omnipot5ce ( beauty1 :i* 9 a
 degree sanctifies :atev] x adopts4 ,9 a
 boy1 :5 we consid] t ! poor fell[ is   
attempt+ to copy :at he has be5 taught  
to believe praisewor?y1 we laugh at x2 !
 l>ge/ portion ( ridicule falls ^u 8    
tutors2 b 9 a man1 x is contemptible6   
,! old fell[1 9 a black p]iwig1 has a   
mo/ v9eg>-l aspect1 & looks ) great     
contempt at ! fripp]y g5tlewoman        
imm$iately be=e him4 ,! woman1 ) a      
demure c\nt5ance1 seems v pi\sly        

consid]+ h[ %e c contrive to pick !     
embroid]$ beau's pocket4 ,two old sybils
 jo9+ _! )]$ lips 9 a *a/e salute1 is   
nause\s en\gh1 b1 be+ a national cu/om1 
mu/ be =giv54 ,! div9e seems to h resid$
 9 ?is k+dom long en\gh to acquire a    
roa/-beef c\nt5ance4 ,a little boy1 ^:  
wooll5 nightcap is press$ ov] a mo/     
v5]able fl[+ p]iwig1 & ! decrepit old   
man1 lean+ ^u a crut*-/ick1 :o is walk+ 
be=e him1 ,i once consid]$1 says ,mr4   
,irel&1 z two vile c>icatures1 out (    
nature1 & unwor?y ! arti/4 ,s9ce ,i h   
se5 ! peasantry ( ,fl&]s1 & ! plebeian  
y\? ( ,france1 ,i h 9 "s degree *ang$ my
 op9ion1 b /ill ?9k !m r outre4  ,"u a  
sign ( ! ,bapti/'s ,head is writt51     
,good ,eat+2 & on ea* side ( !          
inscription is a mutton *op4 ,9         
opposition to ?is head )\t a body1      
unacc\ntably display$ z a sign at an    
eat+-h\se1 !re is a body )\t a head1    
hang+ out z ! sign ( a di/ill]'s4 ,?is1 
by common cons5t1 has be5 qua9tly       
d5om9at$ ! good woman4 ,at a w9d[ above1

 "o ( ! s(t] sex proves h] indisputable 
"r to ! title by h] temp]ate conduct to 
h] husb&1 ) :om hav+ _h a little        
disagreem5t1 %e ?r[s _! ,sunday's d9n]  
into ! /reet4  ,a girl1 br++ a pie f !  
bakeh\se1 is /opp$ 9 h] c>e] by ! rude  
embraces ( a blackamoor1 :o eag]ly rubs 
8 sable visage aga9/ h] bloom+ *eek4    
,good eat+ is c>ri$ on to ! l[] "p ( !  
picture4 ,a boy1 plac+ a bak$ pudd+ ^u a
 po/1 ) r too viol5t an action1 ! di%   
breaks1 ! fragm5ts fall to ! gr\nd1 &   
:ile he is l\dly lam5t+ 8 mis=tune1 & ) 
te>s anticipat+ 8 puni%m5t1 ! smok+     
remnants are eag]ly snat*$ up by a poor 
girl4 ,n educat$ accord+ to ! sy/em (   
,jean ,jacques ,r\sseau1 %e feels no    
qualms ( consci5ce ab\t ! orig9al       
proprietor1 &1 de/itute ( t fa/idi\s    
delicacy :i* de/roys ! reli% ( _m a f9e 
lady1 eag]ly swall[s ! hot & delici\s   
morsels1 ) all ! concomitants4  ,! sc5e 
is laid at ! door ( a ,fr5* *apel 9     
,hog-lane2 a "p ( ! t[n at t "t almo/   
:olly peopl$ by ,fr5* refugees1 or _!   

desc5dants4  ,by ! dial ( ,/4 ,giles's  
*ur*1 9 ! di/ance1 we see t x is only   
half pa/ elev54 ,at ?is e>ly h\r1 9 ^?  
good times1 !re 0 z mu* good eat+ z !re 
is n[ at six o'clock 9 ! ev5+4 ,f tw5ty 
pewt] measures1 :i* are hung up be=e !  
h\ses ( diff]5t di/ill]s1 x seems t good
 dr9k+ 0 consid]$ z equally wor?y ( _!  
s]i\s att5tion4  ,! dead cat1 & *ok$    
k5nels1 m>k ! little att5tion %[n to !  
/reets by ! scav5g]s ( ,/4 ,giles's4 ,at
 t "t noxi\s effluvia 0 n peculi> to ?is
 p>i%4 ,! neighb\rhood ( ,fleet-dit*1 & 
_m o!r p>ts ( ! city1 7 equally pollut$4
  ,ev5 at ?is ref9$ p]iod1 !re w\ld be  
"s use 9 a m /rict att5tion to ! m$ical 
police ( a city s cr[d$ ) inhabitants4  
,we ridicule ! p ( ,p>is & ,ed9burgh =  
neglect+ s ess5tial & salut>y a bran* ( 
delicacy1 :ile ! k5nels ( a /reet 9 !   
vic9ity ( ,/4 ,paul's *ur* are float$ ) 
! blood ( slaught]$ animals e m>ket-day4
 ,moses w\ld h manag$ ^! ?+s bett]3 b 9 
^? days !re 0 no physician 9 ,israel6   
,illu/ration3 ,,noon4     ,,ev5+4       

,"o sultry ,sunday1 :5 no cool+ breeze  
,0 borne on zephyr's w+1 to fan ! trees2
     ,"o sultry ,sunday1 :5 ! torrid ray
     ,o'er nature beam'd intol]able day2
     ,:5 rag+ ,sirius w>n'd u n to roam1
     ,& ,gal5's sons prescrib'd cool    
draughts at home2     ,"o sultry        
,sunday1 ne> ^? fields ( fame     ,:]e  
weav]s dwell1 & ,spital is _! "n1     ,a
 sob] wight1 ( reputation high     ,=   
t9ts t emulate ! ,tyrian dye1     ,wi%+ 
to take 8 aft]noon's repose1     ,9 easy
 *air _h j began to doze1     ,:51 9 a  
voice t sleep's s(t slumb]s broke1      
,8 oily helpmate ?us h] wi%es spoke3    
,:y1 sp\se1 = %ame6 my />s1 :at's ?is   
ab\t8     ,y's ev] sleep+2 come1 we'll  
all g out2     ,at t !re g>d51 pr'y!e1 d
 n />e6     ,we'll take a m\?ful ( !    
c\ntry air2     ,9 ! yew b[] an h\r or  
two we'll kill2     ,!re y may smoke1 & 
dr9k :at pun* y w4     ,sophy & ,billy  
ea* %all walk ) me1     ,& y mu/ c>ry   
little ,emily4     ,v5y is sick1 &      
pants1 & loa!s h] food2     ,! grass w d

 ! pretty creature good4     ,hot rolls 
are ready z ! clock /rikes five--     ,&
 n[ 'tis aft] f\r1 z ,i'm alive6        
,! m&ate issu$1 see ! t\r begun1     ,& 
all ! flock set out = ,isl+ton4     ,n[ 
! broad sun1 refulg5t lamp ( day1       
,to re/ ) ,!tis1 slopes 8 we/]n way2    
,o'er e tree embr[n+ du/ is spread1     
,& tipt ) gold is ,hamp/ead's l(ty head4
       ,! passive husb&1 9 8 nature     
mild1     ,to wife consigns 8 hat1 &    
takes ! *ild2     ,b %e a day l ?is ha? 
nev] felt1     ,oh6 t ?is too1 too solid
 fle% w\ld melt1     ,?aw1 & resolve    
itself into a dew4     ,su* mon/r\s     
heat6 de> me6 %e nev] knew4     ,ad[n h]
 innoc5t & beaute\s face1     ,! big1   
r\nd1 pe>ly drops ea* o!r *ase2         
,!nce trickl+ to ^? hills1 er/ :ite z   
sn[1     ,t n[ l ,a,etna's mighty       
m\nta9s gl[1     ,!y hang l dewdrops on 
! full bl[n rose1     ,& to ! ambi5t air
 _! sweets disclose4     ,fev]'d )      
pleasure1 ?us %e drags along2     ,nor  
d>es h] antl]'d husb& say 'tis wrong4   

,! bloom+ (fspr+ ( ?is blissful pair1   
,9 all _! p>5ts' attic pleasures %>e4   
,sophy ! s(t1 ! "m's e>lie/ joy1        
,dem&s h] fr[>d bro!r's t9sell'd toy2   
,b he1 enrag'd1 d5ies ! glitt]+ prize1  
,& r5ds ! air ) l\d & pite\s cries4     
,?us f> we see ! p>ty on _! way--       
,:at dire disa/]s m>k'd ! close ( day1  
',tw]e t$i\s1 tiresome1 endless to      
obtrude2     ,imag9ation mu/ ! sc5e     
conclude4   ,x is n easy to imag9e      
fatigue bett] del9eat$ ?an 9 ! appe>ance
 ( ?is amiable pair4 ,9 a few ( ! e>lie/
 impressions1 ,mr4 ,hog>? pr9t$ ! h&s ( 
! man 9 blue1 to %[ t he 0 a dy]1 & !   
face & neck ( ! woman 9 r$1 to intimate 
h] extreme heat4 ,! lady's aspect lets u
 at once into h] "*2 we are c]ta9 t %e 0
 born to comm&4 ,z to h] husb&1 ,god    
made him1 & he mu/ pass = a man3 :at 8  
wife has made him1 is indicat$ by ! c['s
 horns2 :i* are s plac$ z to become 8   
own4 ,! hopes ( ! family1 ) a cockade 9 
8 hat1 & rid+ ^u papa's cane1 seems mu* 
dissatisfi$ ) female sway4 ,a face ) m (

 ! %rew 9 embryo ?an t ( ! girl1 x is   
sc>cely possible to conceive4 ,^u su* a 
"* ! mo/ casual obs]v] pron\nces ) !    
decision ( a ,lavat]4  ,no?+ c be bett] 
imag9$ ?an ! gr\p 9 ! aleh\se4 ,!y h    
tak5 a refre%+ walk into ! c\ntry1 &1   
be+ det]m9$ to h a cool+ pipe1 seat     
!mselves 9 a *air-lumb]$ closet1 ) a l[ 
ceil+2 :]e e man1 pull+ (f 8 wig1 & ?r[+
 a pocket-h&k]*ief ov] 8 head1 inhales !
 fumes ( hot pun*1 ! smoke ( half a doz5
 pipes1 & ! du/ f ! road4 ,if ?is is n  
rural felicity1 :at is8 ,! old g5tleman 
9 a black bag-wig1 & ! two wom5 ne> him1
 s5sibly en\gh1 take _! seats 9 ! op5   
air4  ,f a woman milk+ a c[1 we         
conjecture ! h\r to be ab\t five 9 !    
aft]noon3 &1 f ! same circum/ance1 ,i am
 incl9$ to ?9k ?is agreeable p>ty is go+
 to _! pa/oral b[]1 r ?an return+ f x4  
,! c[ & dog appe> z mu* inconv5i5c$ by  
heat z any ( ! p>ty3 ! =m] is :isk+ (f !
 flies2 & ! latt] creeps unwill+ly      
along1 & ca/s a long+ look at ! cry/al  
riv]1 9 :i* he sees 8 own %ad[4 ,a      

rem>kably hot summ] is intimat$ by !    
luxuriant /ate ( a v9e1 creep+ ov] an   
aleh\se w9d[4 ,on ! side ( ! ,new ,riv]1
 :]e ! sc5e is laid1 lies "o ( ! wood5  
pipes employ$ 9 ! wat]-works4 ,opposite 
,sadl]'s ,wells !re /ill rema9s ! sign (
 ,sir ,hugh ,middleton's head1 :i* is "h
 repres5t$2 b h[ *ang$ ! sc5e f :at is  
"h repres5t$6  ,illu/ration3 ,,ev5+4    
,,night4      ,n[ bur/ ! blaz+ bonfires 
on ! sight1       ,?r\gh ! wide air _!  
corruscations play2     ,! w9d[s beam ) 
artificial light1       ,& all ! region 
emulates ! day4      ,! mop+ mason1 f   
yon tav]n l$1       ,9 my/ic words do?  
to ! moon compla9     ,t uns\nd port    
di/racts 8 a*+ head1       ,& o'er !    
wait] waves 8 cl\d$ cane4   ,mr4        
,walpole v truly obs]ves1 t ?is pr9t is 
inf]ior to ! ?ree o!rs2 !re is1 h[ev]1  
broad hum\r 9 "s ( ! figures4  ,! w\nd$ 
free-mason1 :o1 9 zeal ( bro!rly love1  
has drank 8 bump]s to ! craft till he is
 unable to f9d 8 way home1 is "u !      
guidance ( a wait]4 ,?is has be5 g5]ally

 consid]$ z int5d$ = ,sir ,?omas de     
,veil1 &1 f an au!nticat$ portrait :i*  
,i h se51 ,i am1 says ,mr4 ,irel&1      
incl9$ to ?9k x is1 not)/&+ ,sir ,john  
,hawk9s ass]ts1 t he c\ld discov] no    
resemblance4 ,:5 ! knight saw him 9 8   
magi/]ial capacity1 he 0 probably sob] &
 s$ate2 "h he is repres5t$ a little     
disguis$4 ,! ,briti% ,xantippe %[]+ h]  
fav\rs f ! w9d[ ^u 8 head1 may h its    
s\rce 9 t respect :i* ! inmates ( su*   
h\ses z ! ,rumm] ,tav]n _h = a ju/ice ( 
peace4 ,on ! resignation ( ,mr4 ,horace 
,walpole1 9 ,febru>y1 #agch1 ,de ,veil 0
 appo9t$ inspector-g5]al ( ! imports &  
exports1 & 0 s sev]e aga9/ ! retail]s ( 
spiritu\s liquors1 t "o ,all5 head$ a   
gang ( riot]s = ! purpose ( pull+ d[n 8 
h\se1 & br++ to a summ>y puni%m5t two   
in=m]s :o 7 !re conceal$4 ,all5 0 tri$ =
 ?is (f5ce1 & acquitt$1 ^u ! jury's     
v]dict decl>+ him lunatic4  ,! wait] :o 
supports 8 wor%ip1 seems1 f ! pat* ^u 8 
=ehead1 to h be5 9 a rec5t affray2 b :at
 use he c h = a lant]n1 x is n easy to  

div9e1 unless he is conduct+ 8 *>ge to  
"s place :]e !re is nei!r moonlight nor 
illum9ation4  ,! ,salisbury fly+ coa*   
ov]sett+ & brok51 by pass+ ?r\gh !      
bonfire1 is said to be an int5d$        
burlesque ^u a "r hon\rable pe]1 :o 0   
accu/om$ to drive 8 own c>riage ov]     
h$ges1 dit*es1 & riv]s2 & has be5       
sometimes kn[n to drive ?ree or f\r ( 8 
maid s]vants into a deep wat]1 & !re    
leave !m 9 ! coa* to %ift = !mselves4   
,! but*]1 & little fell[1 :o are assi/+ 
! t]rifi$ pass5g]s1 are possibly free & 
accept$ masons4 ,"o ( !m seems to h a   
mop 9 8 h&2--! pail is out ( sight4  ,to
 cr[n ! joys ( ! populace1 a man ) a    
pipe 9 8 m\? is fill+ a capaci\s hog%ead
 ) ,briti% ,burgundy4  ,! jo9t op]ation 
( %av+ & ble$+1 p]=m$ by a drunk5       
'pr5tice on a greasy oilman1 does n se5 
a v natural exhibition on a rejoic+     
night4  ,! poor wret*es "u ! b>b]'s b5* 
display a prospect ( p5ury & wret*$ness1
 :i* x is to be hop$ is n s common n[1 z
 x 0 !n4  ,9 ! di/ance is a c>t lad5 )  

furniture1 :i* "s un=tunate t5ant is    
remov+ out ( ! rea* ( 8 l&lord's        
execution4  ,!re is hum\r 9 ! b>b]'s    
sign & inscription2 ,%av+1 ble$+1 & tee?
 drawn ) a t\*4 ,,ecce ,,signum6  ,by ! 
oak5 b\ghs on ! sign1 & ! oak leaves 9 !
 free-masons' hats1 x seems t ?is       
rejoic+ night is ! tw5ty-n9? ( ,may1 !  
anniv]s>y ( our second ,*>les's         
re/oration2 t happy day :51 accord+ to  
our old ballad1 ,! k+ enjoy$ 8 own aga94
 ,?is might be "o reason = ! arti/ *oos+
 a sc5e contigu\s to ! beautiful        
eque/rian /atue ( ,*>les ! ,fir/4  ,9 ! 
di/ance we see a h\se on fire2 an       
accid5t v likely to happ5 on su* a night
 z ?is4  ,on ?is spot once /ood ! cross 
erect$ by ,edw>d ! ,fir/1 z a memorial (
 affection = 8 belov$ que5 ,eleanor1 ^: 
rema9s 7 "h re/$ on _! way to ! place ( 
sepulture4 ,x 0 =m$ f a design by       
,caval9i1 & de/roy$ by ! religi\s fury (
 ! ,re=m]s4 ,9 its place1 9 ! ye> #afgh1
 0 erect$ ! animat$ eque/rian /atue :i* 
n[ rema9s4 ,x 0 ca/ 9 brass1 9 ! ye>    

#afcc1 by ,le ,soeur2 ,i ?9k by ord] ( t
 munific5t enc\rag] ( ! arts1 ,?omas    
,h[>d1 ,e>l ( ,arundel4 ,! p>liam5t     
ord]$ x to be sold1 & brok5 to pieces2 b
 ,john ,riv]1 ! brazi] :o pur*as$ x1    
hav+ m ta/e ?an 8 employ]s1 see+1 ) !   
prophetic eye ( good s5se1 t ! p[]s :i* 
7 w\ld n rema9 rul]s v long1 dug a hole 
9 8 g>d5 9 ,holborn1 & buri$ x          
unmutilat$4 ,to prove 8 ob$i5ce to _!   
ord]1 he produc$ to 8 ma/]s sev]al      
pieces ( brass1 :i* he told !m 7 p>ts ( 
! /atue4 ,m4 de ,ar*5holtz adds fur!r1 t
 ! brazi]1 ) ! true _s ( trade1 ca/ a   
great numb] ( h&les = knives & =ks1 &   
(f]$ !m = sale1 z compos$ ( ! brass :i* 
_h =m$ ! /atue4 ,!y 7 eag]ly s\ght =1 & 
pur*as$1--by ! loyali/s f affection to  
_! murd]$ mon>*1--by ! o!r p>ty1 z      
trophies ( triumph4  ,! orig9al pictures
 ( ,morn+ & ,noon 7 sold to ! ,duke (   
,anca/] = fifty-sev5 gu9eas2 ,ev5+ &    
,night to ,sir ,william ,hea?cote1 =    
sixty-f\r gu9eas4  ,illu/ration3        
,,night4     ,,sigismonda               

----------------,let ! picture ru/1     
,p]haps ,"t's price-enhanc+ du/1--      
,z /atues m\ld] into e>?1     ,:5 ,i'm  
no m1 may m>k its wor?2     ,& future   
connoisseurs may rise1     ,hone/ z     
ours1 & full z wise1     ,to puff !     
piece1 & pa9t] too1     ,& make me !n   
:at ,guido's n[4      ,,hog>?',s        
,,epi/le4   ,a competition ) ei!r       
,guido1 or ,fur9o1 w\ld to any mod]n    
pa9t] be an ent]prise ( dang]3 to ,hog>?
 x 0 m peculi>ly s1 f ! public ju/ly    
conceiv+ t ! repres5tation ( elevat$    
di/ress 0 n 8 =te1 & 8 be+ surr\nd$ by  
an ho/ ( foes1 :o ei!r dread$ satire1 or
 envi$ g5ius4 ,! connoisseurs1 consid]+ 
! *all5ge z too insol5t to be =giv51    
be=e 8 picture appe>$1 det]m9$ to decry 
x4 ,! pa9t]s rejoic$ 9 8 attempt+ :at 0 
likely to end 9 disgrace2 & to satisfy  
^? :o _h =m$ _! ideas ( ,sigismonda ^u !
 inspir$ page ( ,dryd51 0 no easy task4 
,! b>d has consecrat$ ! "*1 & 8 h]o9e   
glitt]s ) a brightness t _c be transf]r$
 to ! canvass4 ,mr4 ,walpole's          

description1 ?\gh equally radiant1 is   
too v>i\s1 = ! utmo/ p[]s ( ! p5cil4    
,hog>?'s ,sigismonda1 z ?is g5tleman    
poetically expresses x1 has none ( !    
sob] grief1 no dignity ( suppress$      
angui%1 no involunt>y te>1 no settl$    
m$itation on ! fate %e meant to meet1 no
 amor\s w>m? turn$ holy by despair2 9   
%ort1 all is want+ t %\ld h be5 !re1 all
 is !re t su* a /ory w\ld h bani%$ f a  
m9d capable ( conceiv+ su* complicat$   
woe2 woe s /]nly felt1 & yet s t5d]ly4  
,?is gl[+ picture pres5ts to ! m9d a be+
 ^: cont5d+ passions may be felt1 b 7 n 
del9eat$ ev5 by ,corregio4 ,_h 8 t9ts   
be5 aid$ by ! grace & greatness (       
,raphael1 !y mu/ h fail$4  ,! au?or ( ! 
,my/]i\s ,"m s\ght = sublimity1 :]e !   
arti/ /rictly copi$ nature1 :i* 0       
inv>iably 8 ar*etype1 b :i* ! pa9t]1 :o 
so>s into fancy's fairy regions1 mu/ 9 a
 degree des]t4 ,consid]$ ) ?is ref]5ce1 
?\gh ! picture has faults1 ,mr4         
,walpole's satire is surely too sev]e4  
,x is built ^u a comp>ison ) works pa9t$

 9 a language ( :i* ,hog>? knew n !     
idiom1--try+ him be=e a tribunal1 ^:    
au?ority he did n ackn[l$ge1 & f !      
picture hav+ be5 9 _m respects alt]$    
aft] ! critic saw x1 "s ( ! rem>ks      
become unfair4 ,to ! frequ5cy ( ^!      
alt]ations we may attribute _m ( !      
errors3 ! man :o has n confid5ce 9 8 own
 k ( ! lead+ pr9ciples on :i* 8 "w ought
 to be built1 w n r5d] x p]fect by      
foll[+ ! advice ( 8 fri5ds4 ,?\gh       
,messrs4 ,wilkes & ,*ur*ill dragg$ 8    
h]o9e to ! alt> ( politics1 & mangl$ h] 
) a b>b>ity t c h>dly be p>allel$1      
except 9 ! hi/ory ( h] husb&1--! arti/  
reta9$ 8 p>tiality2 :i* seems to h      
increas$ 9 exact proportion to _! abuse4
 ,! picture be+ ?us contemplat$ ?r\gh ! 
m$ium ( p>ty prejudice1 we _c wond] t   
all its imp]fections 7 exagg]at$4 ,!    
pa9t$ h>lot ( ,babylon _h n m opprobri\s
 epi!ts f ! fir/ race ( re=m]s ?an !    
pa9t$ ,sigismonda ( ,hog>? f ! la/ race 
( patriots4  ,:5 a fav\rite *ild is     
*a/is$ by 8 preceptor1 a p>tial "m      

r$\bles h] c>esses4 ,hog>?1 e/imat+ ?is 
picture by ! lab\r he _h be/[$ ^u x1 0  
c]ta9 t ! public 7 prejudic$1 & reque/$1
 if 8 wife surviv$ him1 %e w\ld n sell x
 = less ?an five hundr$ p\nds4 ,mrs4    
,hog>? act$ 9 con=mity to 8 wi%es1 b    
aft] h] dea? ! pa9t+ 0 pur*as$ by       
,messrs4 ,boydell1 & exhibit$ 9 !       
,%akspe>e ,gall]y4 ,! col\r+1 ?\gh n    
brilliant1 is h>moni\s & natural3 !     
attitude1 draw+1 etc4 may be g5]ally    
conceiv$ by ! pr9t4 ,i am mu* incl9$ to 
?9k1 t if "s ( ^? :o h be5 mo/ sev]e 9  
_! c5sures1 _h consult$ _! own feel+s1  
in/ead ( dep5d+ ^u connoisseurs1 poor   
,sigismonda w\ld h be5 9 high]          
e/imation4 ,x has be5 said t ! fir/     
sket* 0 made f ,mrs4 ,hog>?1 at ! "t %e 
0 weep+ ov] ! corse ( h] "m4  ,hog>?    
once int5d$ to h appeal$ f ! critics'   
fiat to ! _w's op9ion1 & employ$ ,mr4   
,basire to make an engrav+1 :i* 0 begun1
 b set aside = "s o!r "w1 & nev]        
complet$4  ,illu/ration3 ,,sigismonda1  
,,) ,,! ,,he>t ,,( ,,h] ,,husb&4        

,,m>t9 ,,folkes1 ,,esq4   ,m>t9 ,folkes 
0 a ma!matician & antiqu>y ( mu*        
celebrity 9 ! philosophical annals ( ?is
 c\ntry4 ,he 0 at ! e>ly age ( tw5ty-f\r
 admitt$ a memb] ( ! ,royal ,society1   
:]e he 0 greatly di/+ui%$4 ,two ye>s    
aft]w>ds he 0 *os5 "o ( ! c\ncil1 & 0   
nam$ by ,sir ,isaac ,newton himself z   
vice presid5t3 he 0 aft]w>ds elect$     
presid5t1 & held ?is high (fice till a  
%ort "t be=e 8 dea?1 :5 he resign$ x on 
acc\nt ( ill-heal?4 ,9 ! ,philosophical 
,transactions are num]\s memoirs ( ?is  
le>n$ man3 8 k 9 co9s1 anci5t & mod]n1 0
 v ext5sive3 & ! la/ "w he produc$ 0    
conc]n+ ! ,engli% ,silv] ,co9 f !       
,conque/ to 8 own "t4 ,he 0 presid5t ( !
 ,society ( ,antiqu>ies at ! "t ( 8     
dea?1 :i* happ5$ on ! #bh? ( ,june1     
#aged1 at ! age ( sixty-f\r4 ,a few days
 be=e 8 dea? he 0 /ruck ) a fit ( !     
palsy1 & nev] spoke aft] ?is attack4    
,illu/ration3 ,,portrait ,,( ,,m>t9     
,,folkes1 ,,esq4     ,,! ,,cockpit4   ,!
 sc5e is probably laid at ,newm>ket1 & 9

 ?is motley gr\p (                      
pe]s1--pick-pockets1--but*]s1--jockies1-
-rat-cat*]s1--g5tlem51 --gambl]s ( e    
d5om9ation1 ,"l ,albem>le ,b]tie1 be+ ! 
pr9cipal figure1 is entitl$ to prec$5ce4
 ,9 ! ,m>* to ,f9*ley1 we see him an    
att5dant at a box+ mat*2 & "h he is     
presid5t ( a mo/ respectable society    
assembl$ at a cockpit4 ,:at r5d]$ 8     
lord%ip's passion = amusem5ts ( ?is     
nature v s+ul>1 0 8 be+ totally bl9d4 ,9
 ?is place he is beset by sev5 /eady    
fri5ds1 five ( :om at ! same in/ant (f] 
to bet ) him on ! ev5t ( ! battle4 ,"o (
 !m1 a l9eal desc5dant ( ,fil*1 tak+    
advantage ( 8 bl9dness & neglig5ce1     
endeav\rs to convey a bank note1        
deposit$ 9 our dignifi$ gambl]'s hat1 to
 8 own pocket4 ,( ?is ung5tlemanlike    
attempt 8 lord%ip is appris$ by a ragg$ 
po/-boy1 & an hone/ but*]3 b he is s mu*
 engag$ 9 ! pronunciation ( ^? important
 words1 ,done6 ,done6 ,done6 ,done6 & ! 
arrangem5t ( 8 bets1 t he _c att5d to _!
 h9ts2 & x seems m ?an probable t ! /ock

 w be transf]r$1 & ! note negociat$ 9 a 
few seconds4  ,a v curi\s gr\p surr\nd !
 old nobleman1 :o is adorn$ ) a rib&1 a 
/>1 & a pair ( spectacles4 ,! :ole      
weight ( an ov]gr[n c>p5t] be+ laid ^u 8
 %\ld]1 =ces our illu/ri\s p]sonage ^u a
 man b5ea?2 :o be+ ?us driv5 d[nw>d1    
falls ^u a f\r?1 & ! f\r?1 by !         
accumulat$ pressure ( ?is pond]\s trio1 
compos$ ( ! upp] & l[] h\se1 loses 8    
balance1 & tumbl+ aga9/ ! edge ( !      
p>tition1 8 head is broke1 & 8 wig1 %ook
 f ! seat ( reason1 falls into !        
cockpit4  ,a man adjo9+ ent]s into ! _s 
( ! battle1--8 :ole s\l is engag$4 ,f 8 
di/ort$ c\nt5ance1 & clasp$ h&s1 we see 
t he feels e /roke giv5 to 8 fav\rite   
bird 9 8 he>t's core1--ay1 9 8 he>t (   
he>ts6 ,a p]son at ! old pe]'s left h&  
is likely to be a los]4 ,ill-hum\r1     
vexation1 & disappo9tm5t are pa9t$ 9 8  
c\nt5ance4 ,! *imney-sweep] above1 is ! 
v qu9tess5ce ( affectation4 ,he has all 
! airs & graces ( a bo>d+-s*ool miss4 ,!
 sanctifi$ quak] adjo9+1 & ! fell[      

b5ea?1 :o1 by ! way1 is a v simil>      
figure to ,capta9 ,/ab1 9 ! ,rake's     
,progress1 are f9ely contra/$4  ,a ,fr5*
 m>quis on ! o!r side1 a/oni%$ at ?is   
be+ call$ amusem5t1 is exclaim+         
,sauvages6 ,sauvages6                   
,sauvages6--,engross$ by ! sc5e1 & op5+ 
8 snuff-box r c>elessly1 its cont5ts    
fall into ! eyes ( a man bel[1 :o1      
sneez+ & swe>+ alt]nately1 imprecates   
bitt] curses on ?is devil's du/1 t      
extorts f 8 inflam$ eyes1 ,a sea ( melt+
 pe>ls1 :i* "s call te>s4  ,adjo9+ is an
 old cripple1 ) a trumpet at 8 e>1 & 9  
?is trumpet a p]son 9 a bag-wig ro>s 9 a
 mann] t _c mu* gratify ! auricul> n]ves
 ( 8 companions2 b z = ! object to :om !
 voice is direct$1 he seems totally     
ins5sible to s\nds1 & if judgm5t c be   
=m$ f appe>ances1 might v compos$ly /&  
close to ! clock ( ,/4 ,paul's ,ca!dral1
 :5 x 0 /rik+ twelve4  ,! figure ) a    
cock peep+ out ( a bag1 is said to be   
int5d$ = ,jackson1 a jockey2 ! gravity (
 ?is exp]i5c$ vet]an1 & ! cool s$at5ess 

( a man regi/]+ ! wag]s1 are well oppos$
 by ! gr9n+ woman beh9d1 & ! heat$      
impetuosity ( a fell[1 /ripp$ to 8 %irt1
 ?r[+ 8 co9 ^u ! cockpit1 & (f]+ to back
 ,g+] aga9/ ,pye = a gu9ea4  ,on ! l[]  
side1 :]e !re is only "o ti] ( figures1 
a sort ( an apo!c>y1 & a jockey1 are    
/ret*+ out _! arms1 & /rik+ toge!r !    
h&les ( _! :ips1 9 tok5 ( a bet4 ,an    
hiccup+ vot>y ( ,bac*us1 display+ a     
half-empti$ purse1 is n likely to       
possess x long1 = an adroit pr(essor (  
leg]dema9 has tak5 aim ) a hook$ /ick1 &
 by "o slight j]k1 w convey x to 8 own  
pocket4 ,! pr(ession ( a g5tleman 9 a   
r\nd wig is det]m9$ by a gibbet *alk$ ^u
 8 coat4 ,an enrag$ b>b]1 :o lifts up 8 
/ick 9 ! corn]1 has probably be5 refus$ 
paym5t ( a wag]1 by ! man at :om he is  
/rik+4  ,a cl\d-capt philosoph] at ! top
 ( ! pr9t1 coolly smok+ 8 pipe1 unmov$  
by ?is cra% ( matt]1 & wreck ( prop]ty1 
mu/ n be ov]look$3 nei!r %\ld 8 dog be  
neglect$2 = ! dog1 gravely re/+ 8 =e    
paws ^u ! p>tition1 & contemplat+ !     

company1 seems m int]e/$ 9 ! ev5t ( !   
battle ?an 8 ma/]4  ,l ! trem5d\s ,gog1 
& t]rific ,magog1 ( ,guildhall1 /& ! two
 cock-fe$]s2 a foot ( ea* ( ^!          
consequ5tial purveyors is se5 at ! two  
extremities ( ! pit4  ,z to ! birds1 ^: 
attractive p[]s h drawn ?is admir+ ?rong
 toge!r1 !y des]v$ e>li] notice3        
,ea* h]o burns to conqu] or to die1     
,:at mighty he>ts 9 little bosoms lie6  
,hav+ dispos$ ( ! sub/ances1 let u n[   
att5d to ! %ad[ on ! cockpit1 & ?is x   
seems is ! reflection ( a man drawn up  
to ! ceil+ 9 a basket1 & !re susp5d$1 z 
a puni%m5t = hav+ bett$ m money ?an he c
 pay4 ,?\gh susp5d$1 he is n reclaim$2  
?\gh expos$1 n aba%$2 = 9 ?is degrad+   
situation he (f]s to /ake 8 wat* aga9/  
money1 9 ano!r wag] on 8 fav\rite       
*ampion4  ,! decorations ( ?is curi\s   
!atre are1 a portrait ( ,nan ,rawl9s1 & 
! ,k+'s arms4  ,9 ! m>g9 at ! bottom ( !
 pr9t is an oval1 ) a fight+ cock1      
inscrib$ ,,royal ,,sport4  ,( !         
*>act]i/ic di/9ctions 9 ?is het]og5e\s  

assembly1 x is n easy to speak )        
suffici5t praise4 ,! *imney-sweep]'s    
absurd affectation sets ! simil> airs ( 
! ,fr5*man 9 a mo/ ridicul\s po9t (     
view4 ,! old fell[ ) a trumpet at 8 e>1 
has a degree ( deafness t ,i nev] be=e  
saw del9eat$2 he might h liv$ 9 ! same  
ap>tm5t ) ,xantippe1 or slept com=tably 
9 ,alex&] ! copp]-smi?'s fir/ floor4 ,z 
to ! nobleman 9 ! c5tre1 9 ! language ( 
! turf1 he is a m]e pigeon2 & ! pe]1 ) a
 /> & g>t]1 9 ! language ( ,cambridge1  
we mu/ class z--a m]e quiz4 ,! man      
sneez+1--y absolutely he>2 & ! fell[    
/eal+ a bank note1--has all ! outw>d &  
visible m>ks ( a p]fect & accompli%$    
pick-pocket2 ,m]cury himself c\ld n d t 
bus9ess 9 a m ma/]ly /yle4  ,ty]s tells 
u t ,pope1 :ile liv+ ) 8 fa!r at        
,*iswick1 be=e he w5t to ,b9field1 took 
great delight 9 cock-fight+1 & laid out 
all 8 s*ool-boy money1 & little p]haps x
 01 9 buy+ fight+ cocks4 ,"l ,orr]y     
obs]ves1 ,if we may judge ( ,mr4 ,pope f
 8 works1 8 *ief aim 0 to be e/eem$ a   

man ( virtue4 ,:5 actions c be cle>ly   
asc]ta9$1 x is n necess>y to seek !     
m9d's con/ruction 9 ! writ+s3 & we mu/  
regret be+ compell$ to believe t "s (   
,mr4 ,pope's actions1 at ! same "t t !y 
prove him to be qu]ul\s & petulant1 lead
 u to suspect t he 0 also envi\s1       
malignant1 & cruel4 ,h[ f> ?is w t5d to 
confirm ! ass]tion1 t :5 a boy1 he 0 an 
amateur ( ?is royal sport1 ,i d1 says   
,mr4 ,irel&1 n pret5d to decide3 b 7 a  
*ild1 9 :om ,i _h any int]e/1 curs$ )   
su* a prop5sity1 my fir/ object w\ld be 
to correct x3 if t 7 impracticable1 & he
 reta9$ a fondness = ! cockpit1 & ! /ill
 m dete/able amusem5t ( ,%rove ,tuesday1
 ,i %\ld h>dly d>e to flatt] myself t he
 c\ld become a m]ciful man4--,! subject 
has c>ri$ me f>!r ?an ,i int5d$3 ,i w1  
h[ev]1 take ! fre$om ( propos+ "o qu]y  
to ! consid]ation ( ! cl]gy1--,might x n
 h a t5d5cy to *eck t b>b>\s _s1 :i* has
 m frequ5tly its s\rce 9 an e>ly acquir$
 habit1 aris+ f ! preval5ce ( example1  
?an 9 natural depravity1 if e div9e 9   

,great ,brita9 7 to prea* at lea/ "o    
s]mon e twelve mon?s1 on our univ]sal   
ins5sibility to ! suff]+s ( ! brute     
creation8      ,wilt ?\ draw ne> !      
nature ( ! ,gods1     ,draw ne> !m !n 9 
be+ m]ciful2     ,sweet m]cy is         
nobility's true badge4  ,illu/ration3   
,,! ,,cock ,,pit4     ,,capta9 ,,?omas  
,,coram4   ,capta9 ,coram 0 born 9 ! ye>
 #affh1 br$ to ! sea1 & pass$ ! fir/ "p 
( 8 life z ma/] ( a vessel trad+ to !   
colonies4 ,:ile he resid$ 9 ! vic9ity ( 
,ro!rhi!1 8 avocations oblig+ him to g  
e>ly into ! city & return late1 he      
frequ5tly saw des]t$ infants expos$ to !
 inclem5cies ( ! seasons1 & ?r\gh !     
indig5ce or cruelty ( _! p>5ts left to  
casual relief1 or untimely dea?4 ,?is   
naturally excit$ 8 compassion1 & l$ him 
to project ! e/abli%m5t ( an hospital = 
! reception ( expos$ & des]t$ "y *ildr52
 9 :i* humane design he lab\r$ m ?an    
sev5te5 ye>s1 & at la/1 by 8 unwe>i$    
application1 obta9$ ! royal *>t]1 be>+  
date ! #ag? ( ,octob]1 #agci1 = its     

incorporation4  ,he 0 highly in/rum5tal 
9 promot+ ano!r good design1 viz4 !     
procur+ a b\nty ^u naval /ores import$ f
 ! colonies to ,georgia & ,nova ,scotia4
 ,b ! *>itable plan :i* he liv$ to make 
"s progress 91 ?\gh n to complete1 0 a  
s*eme = unit+ ! ,indians 9 ,nor? ,am]ica
 m closely ) ! ,briti% ,gov]nm5t1 by an 
e/abli%m5t = ! education ( ,indian      
girls4 ,inde$ he sp5t a great "p ( 8    
life 9 s]v+ ! public1 & ) s total a     
disreg>d to 8 private int]e/1 t 9 8 old 
age he 0 himself support$ by a p5sion ( 
some:at m ?an a hundr$ p\nds a ye>1     
rais$ = him at ! solicitation ( ,sir    
,sampson ,gideon & ,dr4 ,brocklesby1 by 
! volunt>y subscriptions (              
public-spirit$ p]sons1 at ! head ( :om 0
 ! ,pr9ce ( ,wales4 ,on application be+ 
made to ?is v5]able & good old man1 to  
"k :e!r a subscription be+ op5$ = 8     
b5efit w\ld n (f5d him1 he gave ?is     
noble answ]3 ,i h n wa/$ ! little weal? 
( :i* ,i 0 =m]ly possess$ 9             
self-indulg5ce or va9 exp5ses1 & am n   

a%am$ to confess1 t 9 ?is my old age ,i 
am poor4  ,?is s+ul>ly humane1 p]sev]+1 
& memorable man di$ at 8 lodg+s ne>     
,leice/]-squ>e1 ,m>* #bi1 #agea1 & 0    
int]r$1 pursuant to 8 own desire1 9 !   
vault "u ! *apel ( ! ,f\ndl+ ,hospital1 
:]e an hi/oric epitaph records 8        
virtues1 z ,hog>?'s portrait has pres]v$
 8 hone/ c\nt5ance4  ,! portrait :i* ,i 
pa9t$ ) mo/ pleasure1 says ,hog>?1 & 9  
:i* ,i p>ticul>ly wi%$ to excel1 0 t (  
,capta9 ,coram = ! ,f\ndl+ ,hospital2 & 
if ,i am s wret*$ an arti/ z my enemies 
ass]t1 x is some:at /range t ?is1 :i* 0 
"o ( ! fir/ ,i pa9t$ ! size ( life1 %\ld
 /& ! te/ ( tw5ty ye>s' competition1 &  
be g5]ally ?\ght ! be/ portrait 9 !     
place1 not)/&+ ! fir/ pa9t]s 9 ! k+dom  
ex]t$ all _! tal5ts to vie ) x4  ,= !   
portrait ( ,mr4 ,g>rick 9 ,ri*>d ,,iii4 
,i 0 paid two hundr$ p\nds1 7:i* 0 m ?an
 any ,engli% arti/ ev] receiv$ = a s+le 
portrait17 & t too by ! sanction (      
sev]al pa9t]s :o _h be5 previ\sly       
consult$ ab\t ! price1 :i* 0 n giv5 )\t 

mature consid]ation4  ,not)/&+ all ?is1 
! curr5t rem>k 01 t portraits 7 n my    
prov9ce2 & ,i 0 tempt$ to ab&on ! only  
lucrative bran* ( my art1 = ! practice  
br\ght ! :ole ne/ ( phyzmong]s on my    
back1 :]e !y buzz$ l s _m hornets4 ,all 
^! p h _! fri5ds1 :om !y incessantly    
tea* to call my wom5 h>lots1 my ,essay  
on ,beauty borr[$1 & my composition &   
engrav+ contemptible4  ,?is s mu*       
disgu/$ me1 t ,i sometimes decl>$ ,i    
w\ld nev] pa9t ano!r portrait1 &        
frequ5tly refus$ :5 appli$ to2 = ,i f\nd
 by mortify+ exp]i5ce1 t :oev] w\ld     
succe$ 9 ?is bran*1 mu/ adopt ! mode    
recomm5d$ 9 "o ( ,gay's fables1 & make  
div9ities ( all :o sit to him4 ,:e!r or 
n ?is *ildi% affectation w ev] be done  
away is a d\btful "q2 none ( ^? :o h    
attempt$ to re=m x h yet succe$$2 nor1  
unless portrait pa9t]s 9 g5]al become m 
hone/1 & _! cu/om]s less va91 is !re mu*
 reason to expect !y ev] w4  ,?\gh ?us 9
 a /ate ( w>f>e ) 8 bro!r arti/s1 he 0  
occasionally gratifi$ by ! praise ( m5  

^: judgm5t 0 univ]sally ackn[l$g$1 & ^: 
sanction became a high] hon\r1 f its be+
 nei!r lightly nor indiscrim9ately giv54
  ,illu/ration3 ,,capta9 ,,?omas        
,,coram4     ,,! ,,c\ntry ,,inn ,,y>d2  
,,or1 ,,! ,,/age ,,coa*4        ,!      
poet's adage1 ,,all ,,! ,,_w',s ,a      
,,/age1     ,has /ood ! te/ ( ea*       
revolv+ age2     ,ano!r simile p]haps w 
be>1     ',tis a ,,/age ,,coa*1 :]e all 
mu/ pay ! f>e2     ,:]e ea* 8 entrance &
 8 exit makes1     ,& o'er life's rugg$ 
road 8 j\rney takes4       ,"s          
unprotect$ mu/ _! t\r p]=m1     ,& bide 
! pelt+ ( ! pitiless /orm2     ,:ile    
o!rs1 free f elem5tal j>s1     ,by =tune
 fav\r'd & propiti\s />s1     ,secure f 
/orms1 enjoy _! little h\r1     ,despise
 ! :irlw9d1 & defy ! %[]4       ,su* is 
our life--9 sun%9e or 9 %ade1     ,f    
evil %elt]'d1 or by woe assay'd3        
,:e!r we sit1 l ,niobe1 all te>s1       
,or calmly s9k into ! vale ( ye>s2      
,) h\seless1 nak$ ,edg> sleep on /raw1  
,or keep1 l ,caes>1 subject worlds 9    

awe--     ,to ! same port our devi\s    
j\rneys t5d1     ,:]e airy hopes &      
sick5+ sorr[s end2     ,sunk e eye1 &   
languid e brea/1     ,ea* we>i$ pilgrim 
sighs & s9ks to re/4      ,e4   ,among !
 writ]s ( ,engli% novels1 ,h5ry ,field+ 
holds ! fir/ rank2 he 0 ! noveli/ (     
nature1 & has describ$ "s sc5es :i* be> 
a /rong resemblance to t :i* is "h      
del9eat$4 ,! arti/1 l ! au?or1 has tak5 
tru? = 8 guide1 & giv5 su* *>act]s z are
 famili> to all our m9ds4 ,! sc5e is a  
c\ntry inn y>d1 at ! "t pass5g]s are    
gett+ into a /age-coa*1 & an election   
procession pass+ 9 ! back-gr\nd4 ,no?+ c
 be bett] describ$2 we become ( ! p>ty4 
,! vulg> ro> ( our l&lady is no less    
app>5t ?an ! grave1 ins9uat+1 impos+    
c\nt5ance ( m9e ho/4 ,boniface solemnly 
prote/s t a bill he is pres5t+ to an old
 g5tleman 9 a lac$ hat is extremely     
mod]ate4 ,?is does n satisfy ! payma/]1 
^: c\nt5ance %[s t he consid]s x z a    
palpable fraud1 ?\gh ! act aga9/ brib]y1
 :i* he c>ries 9 8 pocket1 designates   

him to be ( a pr(ession n v liable to   
suff] imposition4 ,!y are 9 g5]al less  
s9n$ aga9/ ?an s9n+4 ,an anci5t lady1   
gett+ into ! coa*1 is f h] bread? a v   
inconv5i5t companion 9 su* a vehicle2 b 
to atone = h] rotundity1 an old maid ( a
 sp>e appe>ance1 & 9 a mo/ grotesque    
habit1 is advanc+ t[>ds ! /eps4  ,a     
portly g5tleman1 ) a sword & cane 9 "o  
h&1 is deaf to ! entreaties ( a poor    
little de=m$ po/ilion1 :o solicits 8    
cu/om>y fee4 ,! old woman smok+ h] %ort 
pipe 9 ! basket1 pays v little att5tion 
to :at is pass+ ar\nd h]3 *e]$ by !     
fumes ( h] tube1 %e lets ! vanities ( ! 
_w g _! own way4 ,two pass5g]s on ! ro( 
( ! coa* af=d a good specim5 ( ,fr5* &  
,engli% mann]s4 ,b5 ,block1 ( !         
,c5turion1 surveys ! subject ( ,la ,gr&e
 ,mon>que ) ineffable contempt4  ,9 !   
w9d[ are a v curi\s pair2 "o ( !m bl[+ a
 ,fr5*-horn1 & ! o!r endeav\r+1 b )\t   
effect1 to smoke away a little sickness1
 :i* he feels f ! fumes ( 8 la/ night's 
pun*4 ,b5ea? !m is a travell] tak+ a    

t5d] f>ewell ( ! *amb]maid1 :o is n to  
be mov$ by ! clang\r ( ! great b> bell1 
or ! m ?und]+ s\nd ( h] mi/ress's voice4
  ,! back-gr\nd is cr[d$ ) a procession 
( active citiz5s2 !y h *air$ a figure ) 
a horn-book1 a bib1 & a rattle1 int5d$  
to repres5t ,*ild1 ,"l ,ca/lema91       
aft]w>ds ,"l ,tylney1 :o1 9 a viol5t    
conte/ = ! c\nty ( ,essex1 oppos$ ,sir  
,rob]t ,abdy & ,mr4 ,bram/on4 ,!        
horn-book1 bib1 & rattle are evid5tly   
display$ z punn+ly allusive to 8 "n4#d  
,"s pa9s h be5 tak5 to discov] 9 :at "p 
( ,essex ?is sc5e is laid2 b f ! _m     
alt]ations made by rebuild+1 removal1 c4
 x has n be5 positively asc]ta9$1 ?\gh x
 is probably ,*elms=d4  ,illu/ration3   
,,c\ntry ,,inn ,,y>d4  ,,footnote3  #d  
,at ?is election a man 0 plac$ on a     
bulk1 ) a figure repres5t+ a *ild 9 8   
arms3 z he :ipp$ x he exclaim$1 ,:at1 y 
little *ild1 mu/ y be a memb]8 ,?is     
election be+ disput$1 x appe>$ f !      
regi/]-book ( ! p>i% :]e ,"l ,ca/lema9 0
 born1 t he 0 b tw5ty ye>s ( age :5 he  

(f]$ himself a c&idate4     ,,indu/ry   
,,& ,,idl5ess4   ,z our future welf>e   
dep5ds1 9 a great measure1 on our own   
conduct 9 ! outset ( life1 & z we d]ive 
our be/ expectations ( success f our own
 att5tion & ex]tion1 x may1 ) propriety1
 be ass]t$1 t ! good or ill-=tune (     
mank9d is *iefly attributable to _! own 
e>ly dilig5ce or slo?2 ei!r ( :i*       
becomes1 ?r\gh habit 9 ! e>ly "p ( life1
 bo? famili> & natural4 ,?is ,mr4 ,hog>?
 has made appe> 9 ! foll[+ hi/ory ( !   
two ,appr5tices1 by repres5t+ a s]ies ( 
su* sc5es z naturally result f a c\rse (
 ,indu/ry or ,idl5ess1 & :i* he has     
illu/rat$ ) su* texts ( scripture z tea*
 u _! analogy ) holy writ4 ,n[1 z       
example is f> m conv9c+ & p]suasive ?an 
precept1 ^! pr9ts are1 und\bt$ly1 an    
excell5t lesson to su* "y m5 z are      
br\ght up to bus9ess1 by lay+ be=e !m ! 
inevitable de/ruction t awaits !        
slo?ful1 & ! rew>d t g5]ally att5ds !   
dilig5t1 bo? appropriately exemplifi$ 9 
! conduct ( ^! two fell[-'pr5tices2 :]e 

! "o1 by tak+ good c\rses1 & pursu+ ^?  
purposes = :i* he 0 put appr5tice1      
becomes a valuable man1 & an ornam5t to 
8 c\ntry2 ! o!r1 by giv+ way to idl5ess1
 naturally falls into pov]ty1 & ends    
fatally1 z %[n 9 ! la/ ( ^! in/ructive  
pr9ts4  ,9 ! *amb] ( ! city ( ,london1  
:]e appr5tices are b\nd & enroll$1 !    
twelve pr9ts ( ?is s]ies are introduc$1 
&1 ) great propriety1 ornam5t ! room4   
,,plate ,i4  ,,! ,,fell[-',,pr5tices    
,,at ,,_! ,,looms4      ,! drunk>d %all 
come to pov]ty1 & dr[s9ess %all clo! a  
man ) rags4      ,prov]bs1 *ap4 xxiii4  
v]se #ba4      ,! h& ( ! dilig5t make?  
ri*4--,prov]bs1 *ap4 x4 v]se #d4   ,!   
fir/ pr9t pres5ts u ) a noble & /rik+   
contra/ 9 two appr5tices at ! looms ( _!
 ma/]1 a silk-weav] ( ,spitalfields3 9 !
 "o we obs]ve a s]5e & op5 c\nt5ance1 ! 
di/+ui%+ m>k ( innoc5ce2 & 9 ! o!r a    
sull51 d[n-ca/ look1 ! index ( a corrupt
 m9d & vici\s he>t4 ,! indu/ri\s y\? is 
dilig5tly employ$ at 8 "w1 & 8 ?\ghts   
tak5 up ) ! bus9ess he is ^u4 ,8 book1  

call$ ! ',pr5tice's ,guide1 suppos$ to  
be giv5 him = in/ruction1 lies op5      
beside him1 z if p]us$ ) c>e & att5tion4
 ,! employm5t ( ! day seems 8 con/ant   
/udy2 & ! int]e/ ( 8 ma/] 8 cont9ual    
reg>d4 ,we are giv5 to und]/&1 also1 by 
! ballads ( ! ,london ',pr5tice1        
,:itt+ham ! ,mayor1 c4 t hang beh9d him1
 t he lays out 8 p5ce on ?+s t may      
improve 8 m9d1 & enlight5 8 und]/&+4 ,on
 ! contr>y1 8 fell[-'pr5tice1 ) worn-out
 coat & uncomb$ hair1 ov]p[]$ ) be]1    
indicat$ by ! half-gallon pot be=e him1 
is fall5 asleep2 & f ! %uttle becom+ !  
play?+ ( ! wanton kitt51 we le>n h[ he  
slumb]s on1 inatt5tive alike to 8 own & 
8 ma/]'s int]e/4 ,! ballad ( ,moll      
,fl&]s1 on ! wall beh9d him1 %[s t ! b5t
 ( 8 m9d is t[>ds t :i* is bad2 & 8 book
 ( in/ructions ly+ torn & defac$ ^u !   
gr\nd1 manife/s h[ reg>dless he is ( any
 ?+ t5d+ to 8 future welf>e4            
,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  
,,plate #a4  ,,! ,,fell[ ',,pr5tices    
,,at ,,_! ,,looms4     ,,plate ,,ii4    

,,! ,,indu/ri\s ',,pr5tice ,,p]=m+ ,,!  
,,duty ,,( ,a ,,*ri/ian4      ,o h[ ,i  
love ?y law2 x is my m$itation all !    
day4--,psalm     cxix4 v]se #ig4   ,?is 
plate displays our indu/ri\s "y man     
att5d+ div9e s]vice 9 ! same pew ) 8    
ma/]'s daught]1 :]e he %[s e m>k ( dec5t
 & dev\t att5tion4  ,mr4 ,hog>?'s /rong 
bias to burlesque 0 n to be *eck$ by "t 
or place4 ,x is n easy to imag9e any ?+ 
m :imsically grotesque ?an ! female     
,fal/aff4 ,a fell[ ne> h]1 emulat+ !    
deep-ton$ organ1 & ! man b5ea?1 :o1 ?\gh
 asleep1 jo9s 8 sonor\s tones 9 melodi\s
 *orus ) ! admir]s ( ^? two pre-em95t   
poets1 ,hopk9s & ,/]nhold4 ,! pew-op5]  
is a v prom95t & pr9cipal figure2 two   
old wom5 adjo9+ ,miss ,we/'s seat are s 
mu* 9 %ad[1 t we are apt to ov]look !m3 
!y are1 h[ev]1 all ?ree mak+ ! dome r+ )
 _! ex]tions4      ,ah6 _h x be5 k+     
,david's fate     ,to he> !m s+----  ,! 
prea*]1 read]1 & cl]k1 ) _m ( ! small   
figures 9 ! gall]y & b5ea?1 are truly   
ludicr\s1 & we regret _! be+ on s r$uc$ 

a scale1 t !y are sc>ce p]ceptible to ! 
nak$ eye4 ,x 0 necess>y t ! arti/ %\ld  
exhibit a cr[d$ congregation2 b x mu/ be
 ackn[l$g$ he has neglect$ ! rules (    
p]spective4 ,! pr9t wants dep?4 ,9 !    
c\nt5ance ( ,miss ,we/ & h] lov] !re is 
a resemblance4 ,_! faces h n mu*        
expression2 b ?is is aton$ = by a       
natural & pleas+ simplicity4 ,"* 0 n    
necess>y4  ,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,&  
,,idl5ess4  ,,plate #b4  ,,! ,,indu/ri\s
 ',,pr5tice ,,p]=m+ ,,! ,,duty ,,( ,a   
,,*ri/ian4     ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4 
,,plate ,,iii4  ,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice   
,,at ,,play ,,9 ,,! ,,*ur*-,,y>d ,,dur+ 
,,div9e ,,s]vice4      ,judgm5ts are    
prep>$ = scorn]s1 & /ripes = ! back (   
fools4      ,prov]bs1 *ap4 xix4 v]se    
#bi4   ,z a contra/ to ! prec$+ plate1 (
 ! indu/ri\s "y man p]=m+ ! duties ( a  
,*ri/ian1 is ?is1 repres5t+ ! idle      
'pr5tice at play 9 ! *ur*-y>d dur+ div9e
 s]vice4 ,z an obs]vance ( religion is  
all[$ to be ! f\ndation ( virtue1 s a   
neglect ( religi\s duties has ev] be5   

ackn[l$g$ ! =]unn] ( e wick$ness2 !     
confession ( malefactors at ! place (   
execution be+ a melan*oly confirmation (
 ?is tru?4 ,"h we see him1 :ile o!rs are
 int5t on ! holy s]vice1 transgress+ !  
laws bo? ( ,god & man1 gambl+ on a      
tomb-/one ) ! (f-sc\r+ ( ! p1 ! meane/ (
 ! human species1 %oe-blacks1           
*imney-sweep]s1 c4 = none b su* w\ld    
deign to be 8 companions4 ,_! amusem5t  
seems to be ! fav\rite old ,engli% game 
( hu/le-cap1 & our idle & unpr9cipl$ y\?
 is endeav\r+ to *eat1 by conceal+ "s ( 
! half-p5ce "u ! broad brim ( 8 hat4    
,?is is p]ceiv$ by ! %oe-black1 & w>mly 
res5t$ by ! fell[ ) ! black pat* ov] 8  
eye1 :o l\dly insi/s on ! hat's be+     
fairly remov$4 ,! eag] anxiety :i* m>ks 
^! mean gambl]s1 is equal to t ( two    
pe]s play+ = an e/ate4 ,! latt] c\ld n h
 m solicitude = ! turn ( a die :i* 0 to 
det]m9e :o 0 ! proprietor ( t5 ?\s&     
acres1 ?an is display$ 9 ! c\nt5ance (  
"y ,idle4 ,inde$1 s call\s is 8 he>t1 s 
wilfully bl9d is he to e ?+ t5d+ to 8   

future welf>e1 t ! tombs1 ^? /&+        
monum5ts ( mortality1 _c move him3 ev5 !
 new-dug grave1 ! sculls & bones1 ^?    
lively & awak5+ monitors1 _c r\se him f 
8 s9ful le?>gy1 op5 8 eyes1 or pi]ce 8  
he>t ) ! lea/ reflection2 s h>d5$ is he 
) vice1 & s int5t on ! pursuit ( 8 evil 
c\rse4 ,! h& ( ! boy1 employ$ ^u 8 head1
 & t ( ! %oe-black1 9 8 bosom1 are      
expressive ( fil? & v]m92 & %[ t our h]o
 is )9 a /ep ( be+ ov]spread ) ! begg>ly
 contagion4 ,8 ob/9ate cont9uance 9 8   
c\rse1 until awak5$ by ! bl[s ( !       
wat*ful beadle1 po9t out to u1 t /ripes 
are prep>$ = ! backs ( fools2 t disgrace
 & infamy are ! natural att5dants ( !   
slo?ful & ! scorn]2 & t !re are b little
 hopes ( 8 alt]ation1 until he is       
ov]tak5 9 8 iniquity1 by ! av5g+ h& (   
,omnipot5ce1 & feels ) horror &         
amazem5t1 ! unexpect$ & inevitable      
approa* ( dea?4 ,?us d ! ob/9ate &      
incorrigible %ut _! e>s aga9/ ! al>m+   
calls ( ,provid5ce1 & s9 away ev5 !     
possibility ( salvation4  ,! figures 9  

?is pr9t are admirably gr\p$1 & !       
c\nt5ances ( ! gambl]s & beadle /rik+ly 
*>act]i/ic4  ,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,&
 ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate #c4  ,,! ,,idle    
',,pr5tice ,,at ,,play ,,9 ,,! ,,*ur*   
,,y>d4     ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4     
,,plate ,,iv4  ,,! ,,indu/ri\s          
',,pr5tice ,a ,,fav\rite ,,& ,,intru/$  
,,by ,,8 ,,ma/]4      ,well done1 ?\    
good & fai?ful s]vant2 ?\ ha/ be5       
fai?ful     ov] a few ?+s1 ,i w make !e 
rul] ov] _m ?+s4     ,mat!w1 *ap4 xxv4  
v]se #ba4   ,! indu/ri\s appr5tice1 by a
 discreet & /eady conduct1 attracts !   
notice ( 8 ma/]1 & becomes a fav\rite3  
accord+ly1 we behold him "h 7exquisitely
 cont9u$ f ! fir/ & second pr9ts7 9 !   
c\nt+-h\se 7) a di/ant view ( ! looms1 &
 ( ! quil/]s1 w9d+ quills = ! %uttles1 f
 :5ce he 0 remov$7 entru/$ ) ! books1   
receiv+ & giv+ ord]s1 7! g5]al rew>d (  
hone/y1 c>e1 & dilig5ce17 z appe>s f !  
deliv]y ( "s /uffs by a city port]1 f   
,blackwell-hall4 ,by ! keys 9 "o h& & ! 
bag 9 ! o!r1 we are %[n t he has behav$ 

himself ) s mu* prud5ce & discretion1 & 
giv5 su* pro(s ( fidelity1 z to become !
 keep] ( untold gold3 ! greate/ m>k (   
confid5ce he c\ld be fav\r$ )4 ,!       
integrity ( 8 he>t is visible 9 8 face4 
,! mode/y & tranquillity ( 8 c\nt5ance  
tell u1 t ?\gh ! great tru/ repos$ 9 him
 is an addition to 8 happ9ess1 yet1 t he
 dis*>ges 8 duty ) su* becom+ diffid5ce 
& c>e1 z n to betray any ( t pride :i*  
att5ds s great a promotion4 ,! famili>  
position ( 8 ma/]1 lean+ on 8 %\ld]1 is 
a fur!r pro( ( 8 e/eem1 decl>+ t he     
dwells1 z x 71 9 8 bosom1 & possesses ! 
utmo/ %>e ( 8 affection2 circum/ances t 
mu/ sweet5 ev5 a /ate ( s]vitude1 & make
 a pleasant & la/+ impression on ! m9d4 
,! head-piece to ! ,london ,almanack1   
repres5t+ ,indu/ry tak+ ,"t by !        
=e-lock1 is n ! lea/ ( ! beauties 9 ?is 
plate1 z x intimates ! dang] ( delay1 & 
advises u to make ! be/ use ( "t1 :il/  
we h x 9 our p[]2 nor w ! position ( !  
gloves1 on ! flap ( ! escritoire1 be    
unobs]v$ by a curi\s exam9]1 be+        

expressive ( t union t subsi/s betwe5 an
 indulg5t ma/] & an indu/ri\s appr5tice4
  ,! /rong-be] nose & pimpl$ face ( !   
port]1 ?\gh !y h no connexion ) ! moral 
( ! piece1 are a f9e c>icatura1 & %[ t  
our au?or let slip no opportunity (     
ridicul+ ! vices & follies ( ! age1 &   
p>ticul>ly "h1 9 lay+ be=e u ! /range   
infatuation ( ?is class ( p1 :o1 because
 a good deal ( lab\r requires "s        
extraord9>y refre%m5t1 w ev5 dr9k to !  
deprivation ( _! reason1 & ! de/ruction 
( _! heal?4 ,! surly ma/iff1 keep+ close
 to 8 ma/]1 & qu>rell+ ) ! h\se-cat =   
admittance1 ?\gh introduc$ to fill up ! 
piece1 repres5ts ! fai?fulness ( ^!     
animals 9 g5]al1 & is no mean emblem ( !
 hone/y & fidelity ( ! port]4   ,9 ?is  
pr9t1 nei!r ! cat1 dog1 nor ! port] are 
well drawn1 nor is mu* reg>d paid to    
p]spective2 b ! g5]al design is c>ri$ on
 by su* easy & natural gradations1 & !  
consequ5t success ( an att5tive conduct 
display$ 9 col\rs s pla9 & p]spicu\s1 t 
^! little errors 9 execution w readily  

be ov]look$4  ,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry   
,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate #d4  ,,!        
,,indu/ri\s ',,pr5tice ,a ,,fav\rite1   
,,& ,,entru/$ ,,by ,,8 ,,ma/]4          
,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate ,v4   
,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice ,,turn$ ,,away ,,&
 ,,s5t ,,to ,,sea4      ,a fooli% son is
 ! heav9ess ( 8 "m4 ,prov]bs1 *ap4 x4   
v]se #a4   ,corrupt$ by slo? &          
contam9at$ by evil company1 ! idle      
appr5tice1 hav+ tir$ ! pati5ce ( 8 ma/]1
 is s5t to sea1 9 ! hope t ! be+ remov$ 
f ! vices ( ! t[n1 & ! influ5ce ( 8     
wick$ companions1 jo9$ ) ! h>d%ips &    
p]ils ( a seaf>+ life1 might effect t   
re=mation ( :i* 8 fri5ds despair$ :ile  
he cont9u$ on %ore4 ,see him !n 9 !     
%ip's boat1 accompani$ by 8 afflict$ "m1
 mak+ t[>ds ! vessel 9 :i* he is to     
emb>k4 ,! disposition ( ! diff]5t       
figures 9 ! boat1 & ! expression ( _!   
c\nt5ances1 tell u pla9ly1 t 8 evil     
pursuits & incorrigible wick$ness are ! 
subjects ( _! disc\rse4 ,! wat]man      
significantly directs 8 att5tion to a   

figure on a gibbet1 z emblematical ( 8  
future fate1 %\ld he n turn f ! evil ( 8
 ways2 & ! boy %[s him a                
cat-o'-n9e-tails1 expressive ( !        
discipl9e t awaits him on bo>d ( %ip2 ^!
 admonitions1 h[ev]1 he notices only by 
! application ( 8 f+]s to 8 =ehead1 9 ! 
=m ( horns1 je/+ly tell+ !m to look at  
,cuckold's ,po9t1 :i* !y h j pass$2 he  
!n ?r[s 8 ind5tures into ! wat] ) an air
 ( contempt1 t proves h[ little he is   
affect$ by 8 pres5t condition1 & h[     
little he reg>ds ! p]suasions & te>s ( a
 fond "m1 ^: he>t seems ready to bur/ ) 
grief at ! fate ( h] d>l+ son1 & p]haps 
h] only /ay2 = h] dress seems to        
intimate t %e is a wid[4 ,well !n might 
,solomon say1 t a fooli% son is !       
heav9ess ( 8 "m2 = we "h behold h] :o _h
 (t5 rejoic$ 9 ! prospect ( h] *ild be+ 
a prop to h] 9 ! decl9e ( life1 lam5t+ 8
 depravity1 & anticipat+ ) horror !     
t]m9ation ( 8 evil c\rse4 ,"o w\ld      
naturally imag9e1 f ! common c\rse (    
?+s1 t ?is sc5e w\ld h awak5$ 8         

reflection1 & be5 ! means ( s(t5+ !     
rugg$ness ( 8 disposition1--t "s t5d]   
ideas w\ld h cross$ 8 m9d & melt$ !     
obduracy ( 8 he>t2 b he cont9ues h>d5$ &
 call\s to e admonition4  ,! gr\p (     
figures compos+ ?is pr9t has be5 copi$  
by ! +5i\s ,lavat]2 ) ^: appropriate    
rem>ks we conclude our pres5t           
description4 ,obs]ve1 says ?is great    
analy/ ( ! human c\nt5ance1 9 ! annex$  
gr\p1 t unnatural wret*1 ) ! inf]nal    
visage1 insult+ 8 supplicat+ "m2 !      
pr$om9ant "* on ! ?ree o!r villa9-faces1
 ?\gh all disfigur$ by effront]y1 is    
cunn+ & ironical malignity4 ,e face is a
 seal ) ?is tru? engrav$ on x3 ',no?+   
makes a man s ugly z vice2 no?+ r5d]s ! 
c\nt5ance s hide\s z villa9y4'          
,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  
,,plate #e4  ,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice      
,,turn$ ,,away ,,& ,,s5t ,,to ,,sea4    
,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate ,,vi4 
,,! ,,indu/ri\s ',,pr5tice ,,out ,,( ,,8
 ,,"t1 ,,& ,,m>ri$ ,,to ,,8 ,,ma/]',s   
,,daught]4      ,! virtu\s woman is a   

cr[n to h] husb&4 ,prov]bs1 *ap4        
xiii4 v]se #d4   ,! rew>d ( indu/ry is  
success4 ,our prud5t & att5tive y\? is  
n[ become p>tn] ) 8 ma/]1 & m>ri$ to 8  
daught]4 ,! sign1 by :i* ?is circum/ance
 is intimat$1 0 at fir/ inscrib$        
,,good*ild & ,,we/4 ,"s ( ,mr4 ,hog>?'s 
city fri5ds in=m+ him t x 0 usual = !   
s5ior p>tn]'s "n to prec$e1 x 0 alt]$4  
,to %[ t pl5ty reigns 9 ?is mansion1 a  
s]vant di/ributes ! rema9s ( ! table to 
a poor woman1 & ! bridegroom pays "o ( !
 drumm]s1 :o1 accord+ to anci5t cu/om1  
att5d ) _! ?und]+ gratulations ! day    
aft] a w$d+4 ,a p]=m] on ! bass viol1 & 
a h]d ( but*]s arm$ ) m>r[-bones &      
cleav]s1 =m an ,engli% conc]t4 7,madame 
,pompad\r1 9 h] rem>ks on ! ,engli% ta/e
 = music1 says1 !y are inv>iably fond ( 
e ?+ t is full 9 ! m\?47 ,a cripple ) ! 
ballad ( ,jesse1 or ! ,happy ,pair1     
repres5ts a man kn[n by ! "n ( ,philip 9
 ! ,tub1 :o _h visit$ ,irel& & ! ,unit$ 
,prov9ces2 &1 9 ! memory ( "s p]sons n[ 
liv+1 0 a g5]al att5dant at w$d+s4 ,f ^?

 vot>ies ( ,hym5 :o 7 hon\r$ ) 8        
epi?alamiums1 he receiv$ a small rew>d4 
,to %[ t ,messrs4 ,we/ & ,good*ild's    
habitation is ne> ! monum5t1 ! base ( t 
/ately column appe>s 9 ! back-gr\nd4 ,! 
inscription :i* until lately grac$ ?is  
/ructure1 us$ to rem9d e read] ( ,pope's
 l9es1      ,:]e ,london's column1 po9t+
 to ! skies1     ,l a tall bully1 re>s  
its head1 & lies1 c4  ,! duke (         
,buck+ham's epigram on ?is magnific5t   
pill> is n s g5]ally kn[n3      ,"h /&  
,i1     ,! ,"l kn[s :y2     ,b if ,i    
fall--     ,h at ye all6  ,a footman &  
but*]1 at ! opposite corn]1 comp>$ ) !  
o!r figures1 are gigantic2 !y might s]ve
 = ! ,gog & ,magog ( ,guildhall4  ,x has
 be5 said t ! ?\ghts 9 ?is pr9t are     
trite1 & ! actions mean1 :i* mu/ be 9 "p
 ackn[l$g$1 b !y are natural1 &         
appropriate to ! rank & situation ( !   
p>ties1 & to ! fa%ions ( ! "t at :i* x 0
 publi%$4  ,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,&  
,,idl5ess4  ,,plate #f4  ,,! ,,indu/ri\s
 ',,pr5tice ,,out ,,( ,,8 ,,"t  ,,m>ri$ 

,,to ,,8 ,,ma/]',s ,,daught]4           
,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate ,,vii4
  ,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice ,,return$ ,,f   
,,sea1 ,,& ,,9 ,a ,,g>ret ,,) ,a        
,,common ,,pro/itute4      ,! s\nd ( a  
%ak5 leaf %all *ase him4 ,leviticus1    
*ap4 xxvi4     v]se #bf4   ,! idle      
appr5tice1 z appe>s by ?is pr9t1 is     
advanc+ ) rapid /rides t[>ds 8 fate4 ,we
 are to suppose him return$ f sea aft] a
 long voyage2 & to h met ) su*          
correction abroad = 8 ob/9acy1 dur+ 8   
abs5ce f ,engl&1 t ?\gh x 0 f\nd        
insuffici5t to alt] 8 disposition1 yet x
 det]m9$ him to pursue "s o!r way (     
life2 & :at he ent]$ on is "h b too     
evid5t 7f ! pi/ols by ! b$-side1 & !    
tr9kets 8 companion is exam9+1 9 ord] to
 /rip him (7 to be t ( ! highway4 ,he is
 repres5t$ 9 a g>ret1 ) a common        
pro/itute1 ! p>tak] ( 8 infamy1 awak+1  
aft] a night sp5t 9 robb]y & plund]1 f  
"o ( ^? brok5 slumb]s :i* are ev] !     
consequ5ces ( a life ( di%one/y &       
debau*]y4 ,?\gh ! designs ( ,provid5ce  

are visible 9 e ?+1 yet !y are nev] m   
conspicu\s ?an 9 ?is1--t :atev] ^!      
unhappy wret*es possess by wick$ &      
illegal means1 !y seldom com=tably      
enjoy4 ,9 ?is sc5e we h "o ( ! f9e/     
pictures imag9able ( ! horrors ( a      
guilty consci5ce4 ,?\gh ! door is fa/5$ 
9 ! /ronge/ mann] ) a lock & two bolts1 
& ) ! addition ( "s planks f ! floor+1 s
 z to make 8 retreat z secure z         
possible2 ?\gh he has attempt$ to drive 
away ?\ght by ! p[]ful effects (        
spiritu\s liquors1 pla9 f ! glass &     
bottle ^u ! floor1 /ill he is n able to 
brave out 8 guilt1 or /eel 8 brea/ aga9/
 reflection4 ,behold him r\s$ by !      
accid5tal circum/ance ( a cat's com+ d[n
 ! *imney1 & ! fall+ ( a few bricks1 :i*
 he believes to be ! noise ( 8 pursu]s6 
,obs]ve 8 />t+ up 9 b$1 & all ! tortures
 ( 8 m9d impr9t$ 9 8 face6 ,he fir/     
/iff5s into /one1 !n all 8 n]ves &      
muscles relax1 a cold sweat seizes him1 
8 hair /&s on end1 8 tee? *att]1 &      
dismay & horror /alk be=e 8 eyes4 ,h[   

diff]5t is ! c\nt5ance ( 8 wret*$       
b$-fell[6 9 :om unconc]n & indiff]5ce to
 e ?+ b ! plund] are pla9ly app>5t4 ,%e 
is look+ at an e>-r+1 :i*1 ) two wat*es1
 an etwee1 & a c\ple ( r+s1 are spread  
^u ! b$1 z "p ( la/ night's plund]4 ,!  
phials on ! mantel-piece %[ t sickness &
 disease are ev] att5dant on            
pro/itution2 & ! begg>ly appe>ance ( !  
room1 its wret*$ furniture1 ! hole by   
way ( w9d[1 7by ! light ( :i* %e is     
exam9+ h] valuable acquisition1 & aga9/ 
:i* %e _h hung h] old hoop-petticoat 9  
ord] to keep out ! cold17 & ! rat's     
runn+ across ! floor1 are j & suffici5t 
indications t mis]y & want are ! con/ant
 companions ( a guilty life4            
,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  
,,plate #g4  ,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice      
,,return$ ,,f ,,sea1 ,,& ,,9 ,,! ,a     
,,g>ret ,,) ,a ,,pro/itute4             
,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate       
,,viii4  ,,! ,,indu/ri\s ',,pr5tice     
,,gr[n ,,ri*1 ,,& ,,%]iff ,,( ,,london4 
',) all ?y gett+s get und]/&+4 ,exalt h]

 & %e %all     promote !e2 %e %all br+  
!e to hon\r1 :5 ?\ do/ embrace     h]4' 
,prov]bs1 *ap4 iv4 v]se #g1 #h4   ,f    
indu/ry become opul5t1 f integrity &    
punctuality respectable1 our "y m]*ant  
is n[ %]iff ( ,london1 & d9+ ) ! diff]5t
 companies 9 ,guildhall4 ,a gr\p on !   
left side are admirably *>act]i/ic2 _!  
:ole s\ls seem absorb$ 9 ! pleasures ( !
 table4 ,a div9e1 true to 8 clo?1       
swall[s 8 s\p ) ! highe/ g\t4 ,n less   
gratifi$ is ! g5tleman palat+ a glass ( 
w9e4 ,! man 9 a black wig is a positive 
repres5tative ( fam9e2 & ! portly & oily
 citiz51 ) a napk9 tuck$ 9 8            
button-hole1 has evid5tly burnt 8 m\? by
 extreme eag]ness4  ,! backs ( ^? 9 !   
di/ance1 behung ) bags1 major p]ukes1   
p9n]s1 c4 are mo/ laughably ludicr\s4 ,e
 p]son pres5t is s att5tive to bus9ess1 
t "o may fairly conclude !y live to eat1
 r ?an eat to live4  ,b ?\gh ?is mu/ be 
admitt$ to be ! case ) ?is p>ty1 !      
foll[+ in/ance ( city temp]ance proves t
 !re are "s exceptions4 ,:5 ! ,"l       

,mayor1 ,%]iffs1 ,ald]m51 ,*amb]la91 c4 
( ! city ( ,london 7 once seat$ r\nd !  
table at a public & spl5did d9n] at     
,guildhall1 ,mr4 ,*amb]la9 ,wilkes lisp$
 out1 ,mr4 ,ald]man ,b----1 %all ,i help
 y to a plate ( turtle1 or a slice ( !  
haun*1--,i am )9 rea* ( bo?1 sir8 ,nei!r
 "o nor t'o!r1 ,i ?ank y1 ,sir1 repli$ !
 ,ald]man1 ,i ?9k ,i %all d9e on ! beans
 & bacon :i* are at ?is end ( ! table4  
,mr4 ,ald]man ,a----1 cont9u$ !         
,*amb]la91 :i* w\ld y *oose1 sir8 ,sir1 
,i w n tr\ble y = ei!r1 = ,i believe ,i 
%all foll[ ! example ( my bro!r ,b----1 
& d9e on beans & bacon1 0 ! reply4 ,on  
?is second refusal ! old ,*amb]la9 rose 
f 8 seat1 &1 ) e m>k ( a/oni%m5t 9 8    
c\nt5ance1 curl$ up ! corn]s ( 8 m\?1   
ca/ 8 eyes r\nd ! table1 & 9 a voice z  
l\d & articulate z he 0 able1 call$     
,sil5ce6 :i* be+ obta9$1 he ?us address$
 ! pretorian magi/rate1 :o sat 9 !      
,*air3 ,my ,"l ,mayor1 ! wick$ h accus$ 
u ( intemp]ance1 & br&$ u ) ! imputation
 ( gluttony2 t !y may be put to op5     

%ame1 & _! pr(ane tongues be f ?is day  
utt]ly sil5c$1 ,i humbly move1 t y\r    
,lord%ip comm& ! prop] (fic] to record 9
 our annals1 t two ,ald]m5 ( ! city (   
,london pref] beans & bacon to ei!r     
turtle s\p or v5ison4  ,not)/&+ all ?is1
 !re are m51 :o1 look+ on ! d>k side1 & 
p]haps r5d]$ spl5etic1 & s\r$ by n be+  
invit$ to ^! sumptu\s ent]ta9m5ts1 h    
affect$ to fe>1 t _! frequ5t repetition 
w\ld h a t5d5cy to produce a fam9e1 or  
at lea/ to *eck ! increase1 if n        
extirpate ! species1 ( ^? birds1 bea/s1 
& fi%1 ) :i* ! tables ( ! ri* are n[ s  
pl5tifully suppli$4 ,b ^! half reason]s 
d n take into _! calculation ! numb] (  
g5tlem5 s laudably associat$ = enc\rag+ 
cattle be+ f$ s fat t !re is no lean    
left2 or t m anci5t association1        
sanction$ & support$ by sev]e acts (    
p>liam5t1 = ! pres]vation ( ! game4 ,f !
 ex]tions ( ^! & simil> societies1 we   
may reasonably hope !re is no occasion  
to dread any su* calamity tak+ place2   
?\gh ! ,guildhall tables (t5 groan+ "u  

su* hecatombs z are record$ 9 ! foll[+  
acc\nt1 may make a man ( weak n]ves &   
/rong dige/ion1 %ake 8 head1 & %udd] a  
little4 ,on ! #bi? ,octob]1 #agbg1 :5   
,george ,,ii4 & ,que5 ,c>ol9e hon\r$ !  
city ) _! pres5ce at ,guildhall1 !re 7  
#ai tables1 cov]$ ) #ajge di%es4 ,! :ole
 exp5se ( ?is ent]ta9m5t to ! city 0    
#dhhil4 #ds4  ,to return to ! pr9t2--a  
self-suffici5t & consequ5tial beadle1   
read+ ! direction ( a lett] to ,francis 
,good*ild1 ,esq4 ,%]iff ( ,london1 has  
all ! insol5ce ( (fice4 ,! important &  
ov]be>+ air ( ?is dignifi$ p]sonage is  
well contra/$ by ! humble simplicity ( !
 /raight-hair$ mess5g] beh9d ! b>4 ,!   
gall]y is well furni%$ ) musicians      
busily employ$ 9 _! vocation4           
,music ha? *>ms to soo? ! savage brea/1 
,& !re=e prop] at a %]iff's fea/4       
,besides a portrait ( ,william ! ,?ird1 
& a judge1 ! hall is ornam5t$ ) a full  
l5g? ( t illu/ri\s h]o ,sir ,william    
,walwor?1 9 commemoration ( ^: val\r !  
weapon ) :i* he slew ,wat ,tyl] 0       

introduc$ into ! city arms4             
,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  
,,plate #h4  ,,! ,,indu/ri\s ',,pr5tice 
,,gr[n ,,ri*1 ,,& ,,%]iff ,,( ,,london4 
,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate ,,ix4 
,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice ,,betray$ ,,by ,a 
,,pro/itute1 ,,& ,,tak5 ,,9 ,a ,,night  
,,cell> ,,) ,,8 ,,accomplice4      ,!   
adult]ess w hunt = preci\s life4        
,prov]bs1 *ap4 vi4     v]se #bf4   ,f ! 
picture ( ! rew>d ( dilig5ce1 we return 
to take a fur!r view ( ! progress ( slo?
 & infamy2 by foll[+ ! idle 'pr5tice a  
/ep ne>] to ! approa* ( 8 unhappy end4  
,we see him 9 ! ?ird plate h]d+ ) ! wor/
 ( ! human species1 ! v dregs ( ! p2 "o 
( 8 companions1 at t "t1 be+ a "o-ey$   
wret*1 :o seem$ hackney$ 9 ! ways (     
vice4 ,to break ?is vile connexion he 0 
s5t to sea2 b1 no soon] did he return1  
?an 8 wick$ disposition took its natural
 c\rse1 & e day he liv$ s]v$ only to    
habituate him to acts ( great]          
crim9ality4 ,he pres5tly discov]$ 8 old 
acqua9tance1 :o1 no d\bt1 rejoic$ to f9d

 him s ripe = mis*ief3 ) ?is wor?less1  
ab&on$ fell[1 he ent]s into engagem5ts (
 ! wor/ k9d1 ev5 ^? ( robb]y & murd]4   
,?us bl9dly w m5 sometimes run headlong 
to _! own de/ruction4  ,ab\t ! "t :5 ^! 
plates 7 fir/ publi%$1 :i* 0 9 ! ye>    
#agdg1 !re 0 a not$ h\se 9 ,*ick ,lane1 
,smi?field1 t w5t by ! "n ( !           
,blood-,b[l ,h\se1 s call$ f ! num]\s   
sc5es ( blood t 7 almo/ daily c>ri$ on  
!re2 x be+ a receptacle = pro/itutes &  
?ieves2 :]e e species ( del9qu5cy 0     
practis$2 & :]e1 inde$1 !re seldom pass$
 a mon? )\t ! commission ( "s act (     
murd]4 ,to ?is subt]rane\s abode (      
iniquity 7x be+ a cell>7 0 our h]o soon 
introduc$2 :]e he is n[ repres5t$ 9     
company ) 8 accomplice1 & o!rs ( ! same 
/amp1 hav+ j committ$ a mo/ horrid act (
 b>b>ity1 7t ( kill+ a pass]-by1 &      
convey+ him into a place "u gr\nd1      
contriv$ = ?is purpose17 divid+ among !m
 ! ill-gott5 booty1 :i* consi/s ( two   
wat*es1 a snuff-box1 & "s o!r tr9kets4  
,9 ! mid/ ( ?is wick$ness1 he is betray$

 by 8 /rumpet 7a pro( ( ! trea*]y ( su* 
wret*es7 into ! h&s ( ! high con/able & 
8 att5dants1 :o _h1 ) bett] success ?an 
h]et(ore1 trac$ him to ?is wret*$ haunt4
 ,! back-gr\nd ( ?is pr9t s]ves r z a   
repres5tation ( night-cell>s 9 g5]al1 ^?
 infam\s receptacles = ! dissolute &    
ab&on$ ( bo? sexes1 ?an a fur!r         
illu/ration ( our arti/'s *ief design2  
h[ev]1 z x 0 ,mr4 ,hog>?'s int5tion1 9 !
 hi/ory be=e u1 to enc\rage virtue &    
expose vice1 by plac+ ! "o 9 an amiable 
light1 & exhibit+ ! o!r 9 its mo/       
height5$ sc5es ( wick$ness & impiety1 9 
hopes ( det]r+ ! half-deprav$ y\? ( ?is 
metropolis1 f ev5 ! possibility ( !     
commission ( su* actions1 by fright5+ !m
 f ^! abodes ( wret*$ness2 z ?is 0      
manife/ly 8 int5tion1 x _c be deem$ a   
deviation f ! subject4 ,by ! skirmi%    
beh9d1 ! woman )\t a nose1 ! scatt]$    
c>ds ^u ! floor1 c4 we are %[n t        
drunk5ness & riot1 disease1 pro/itution1
 & ru9 are ! dreadful att5dants ( slo?1 
& ! g5]al =e-runn]s ( crimes ( ! deepe/ 

die2 & by ! halt] susp5d$ f ! ceil+1 ov]
 ! head ( ! sleep]1 we are to le>n two  
?+s--! indiff]5ce ( mank9d1 ev5 9 a /ate
 ( dang]1 & ! insecurity ( guilt 9 e    
situation4  ,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,& 
,,idl5ess4  ,,plate #i4  ,,! ,,idle     
',,pr5tice ,,betray$ ,,by ,a            
,,pro/itute4     ,,indu/ry ,,&          
,,idl5ess4  ,,plate ,x4  ,,! ,,indu/ri\s
 ',,pr5tice ,,ald]man ,,( ,,london2 ,,! 
,,idle ,,"o ,,br\ght ,,be=e ,,him1 ,,&  
,,impea*$ ,,by ,,8 ,,accomplice4        
,?\ %alt d no unrighte\sness 9 judgm5t4 
,leviticus1 *ap4     xix4 v]se #ae4     
,! wick$ is sn>$ 9 ! "w ( 8 own h&s4    
,psalms1 *ap4     ix4 v]se #af4         
,imag9e n[ ?is deprav$ & atroci\s y\?   
h&-cuff$1 & dragg$ f 8 wick$ haunt1     
?r\gh ! /reets to a place ( security1   
amid/ ! scorn & contempt ( a je]+       
populace2 & !nce br\ght be=e ! sitt+    
magi/rate1 7:o1 to height5 ! sc5e &     
support ! contra/1 is suppos$ to be 8   
fell[-'pr5tice1 n[ *os5 an ald]man17 9  
ord] to be dealt ) accord+ to law4 ,see 

him !n at la/ hav+ run 8 c\rse (        
iniquity1 fall5 into ! h&s ( ju/ice1 be+
 betray$ by 8 accomplice2 a fur!r pro( (
 ! p]fidy ( man1 :5 ev5 p>tn]s 9 vice   
are unfai?ful to ea* o!r4 ,?is is ! only
 pr9t among ! set1 except+ ! fir/1 :]e !
 two pr9cipal *>act]s are introduc$2 9  
:i* ,mr4 ,hog>? has %[n 8 great         
abilities1 z well 9 description1 z 9 a  
p>ticul> att5tion to ! uni=mity &       
connexion ( ! :ole4 ,he is n[ at ! b>1 )
 all ! m>ks ( guilt impr9t$ on 8 face4  
,h[1 if 8 fe> w p]mit him to reflect1   
mu/ he ?9k on ! happ9ess & exaltation ( 
8 fell[-'pr5tice on ! "o h&1 & ( 8 own  
mis]y & degradation on ! o!r6 at "o     
in/ant1 he condemns ! p]suasions ( 8    
wick$ companions2 at ano!r1 8 own       
idl5ess & ob/9acy3 h[ev]1 deeply smitt5 
) 8 crime1 he sues ! magi/rate1 ^u 8    
knees1 = m]cy1 & pleads 9 8 cause ! =m] 
acqua9tance t subsi/$ betwe5 !m1 :5 !y  
bo? dwelt b5ea? ! same ro(1 & s]v$ !    
same common ma/]3 b "h 0 no room =      
l5ity1 murd] 0 8 crime1 & dea? mu/ be 8 

puni%m5t2 ! pro(s are inconte/able1 & 8 
mittimus is ord]$1 :i* ! cl]k is draw+  
out4 ,let u next turn our ?\ghts ^u !   
ald]man1 9 ^: brea/ a /ruggle betwe5    
m]cy & ju/ice is beautifully display$4  
,:o c behold ! magi/rate1 "h1 )\t prais+
 ! man8 ,h[ f9e is ! pa9t]'s ?\ghts (   
recl9+ ! head on "o h&1 :ile ! o!r is   
ext5d$ to express ! pity & %ame he feels
 t human nature %\ld be s deprav$6 ,x is
 n ! gold5 *a9 or sc>let robe t         
con/itutes ! "*1 b ! feel+s ( ! he>t4   
,to %[ u t application = fav\r1 by !    
ignorant1 is (t5 idly made to ! s]vants 
( ju/ice1 :o take ^u !mselves on t      
acc\nt a c]ta9 /ate & consequ5ce1 n     
inf]ior to magi/racy1 ! "m ( our        
del9qu5t is repres5t$ 9 ! greate/       
di/ress1 z mak+ int]e/ ) ! corpul5t     
self-swoln con/able1 :o ) an unfeel+    
conc]n seems to say1 ,make y\rself easy1
 = he mu/ be hang$2 & to conv9ce u t    
brib]y w ev5 f9d its way into c\rts (   
judicature1 "h is a woman fee+ ! swe>+  
cl]k1 :o has /uck 8 p5 beh9d 8 e> t 8   

h&s might be bo? at lib]ty2 & h[ mu* m 8
 att5tion is engag$ to ! money he is    
tak+1 ?an to ! adm9i/ration ( ! oa?1 may
 be kn[n f ! ignorant1 trea*]\s witness 
be+ suff]$ to lay 8 left h& ^u ! book2  
/rongly expressive ( ! sacrifice1 ev5 ( 
sacr$ ?+s1 to ! inord9ate ?ir/ ( ga94   
,f ,newgate 7! prison to :i* he 0       
committ$2 :]e1 dur+ 8 cont9uance he lay 
*a9$ 9 a dismal cell1 depriv$ ( !       
*e]fulness ( light1 f$ ^u bread & wat]1 
& left )\t a b$ to re/ on7 ! prison] 0  
remov$ to ! b> ( judgm5t1 & condemn$ to 
die by ! laws ( 8 c\ntry4  ,illu/ration3
 ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate #aj4 
,,! ,,indu/ri\s ',,pr5tice ,,ald]man ,,(
 ,,london4 ,,! ,,idle ,,"o ,,impea*$    
,,be=e ,,him ,,by ,,8 ,,accomplice4     
,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate ,,xi4 
,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice ,,execut$ ,,at    
,,tyburn4      ,:5 fe> come? z          
desolation1 & _! de/ruction come? z a   
:irlw9d2 :5 di/ress come? ^u !m1 !n %all
 !y call ^u     ,god1 b he w n answ]4   
,prov]bs1 *apt] i4 v]se #g1 #h4   ,?us1 

aft] a life ( slo?1 wret*$ness1 & vice1 
does our del9qu5t t]m9ate 8 c>e]4       
,behold him1 on ! dreadful morn (       
execution1 drawn 9 a c>t 7att5d$ by !   
%]iff's (fic]s on horseback1 ) 8 c(f9   
beh9d him7 ?r\gh ! public /reets to     
,tyburn1 !re to receive ! j rew>d ( 8   
crimes1--a %ameful ignom9i\s dea?4 ,!   
gha/ly appe>ance ( 8 face1 & ! horror   
pa9t$ on 8 c\nt5ance1 pla9ly %[ !       
dreadful situation ( 8 m9d2 :i* we mu/  
imag9e to be agitat$ ) %ame1 remorse1   
confusion1 & t]ror4 ,! c>eless position 
( ! ,ord9>y at ! coa* w9d[ is int5d$ to 
%[ h[ inatt5tive ^? appo9t$ to t (fice  
are ( _! duty1 leav+ x to o!rs1 :i* is  
excell5tly express$ by ! it9]ant prea*] 
9 ! c>t1 in/ruct+ f a book ( ,wesley's4 
,mr4 ,hog>? has 9 ?is pr9t1 digress+ f !
 hi/ory & moral ( ! piece1 tak5 an      
opportunity ( giv+ u a humor\s          
repres5tation ( an execution1 or a      
,tyburn ,fair3 su* days be+ made        
holidays1 produce sc5es ( ! greate/     
riot1 disord]1 & upro>2 be+ g5]ally     

att5d$ by h>d5$ wret*es1 :o g !re1 n s  
mu* to reflect ^u _! own vices1 z to    
commit ^? crimes :i* mu/ 9 "t inevitably
 br+ !m to ! same %ameful end4 ,9       
confirmation ( ?is1 see h[ e>ne/ly "o   
boy wat*es ! motions ( ! man sell+ 8    
cakes1 :ile he is pick+ 8 pocket2 &     
ano!r wait+ to receive ! booty6 ,we h "h
 int]sp]s$ be=e u a deal ( l[ hum\r1 b  
su* z is common on occasions l ?is4 ,9  
"o place we obs]ve an old bawd turn+ up 
h] eyes & dr9k+ a glass ( g91 ! v       
picture ( hypocrisy2 & a man indec5tly  
help+ up a girl into ! same c>t2 9      
ano!r1 a soldi] sunk up to 8 knees 9 a  
bog1 & two boys laugh+ at him1 are well 
imag9$4 ,"h we see "o almo/ squeez$ to  
dea? among ! horses2 !re1 ano!r trampl$ 
on by ! mob4 ,9 "o "p is a girl te>+ !  
face ( a boy = ov]sett+ h] b>r[2 9      
ano!r1 a woman beat+ a fell[ = ?r[+ d[n 
h] *ild4 ,"h we see a man fl++ a dog    
among ! cr[d by ! tail2 !re a woman cry+
 ! dy+ spee* ( ,?omas ,idle1 pr9t$ ! day
 be=e 8 execution2 & _m o!r ?+s too     

m9ute to be po9t$ out3 two1 h[ev]1 we   
mu/ n omit tak+ notice (1 "o ( :i* is ! 
lett+ (f a pigeon1 br$ at ! gaol1 fly f 
! gall]y1 :i* ha/es directly home2 an   
old cu/om1 to give an e>ly notice to !  
keep] & o!rs1 ( ! turn+ (f or dea? ( !  
crim9al2 & t ( ! execution] smok+ 8 pipe
 at ! top ( ! gall[s1 ^: position (     
indiff]5ce betrays an unconc]n t no?+ c 
reconcile ) ! %ock+ spectacle1 b t ( use
 hav+ r5d]$ 8 wret*$ (fice famili> to   
him2 :il/ x decl>es a tru?1 :i* e "* 9  
?is plate seems to confirm1 t a sad &   
di/ressful object loses its p[] (       
affect+ by be+ frequ5tly se54           
,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4  
,,plate #aa4  ,,! ,,idle ',,pr5tice     
,,execut$ ,,at ,,tyburn4     ,,indu/ry  
,,& ,,idl5ess4  ,,plate ,,xii4  ,,!     
,,indu/ri\s ',,pr5tice ,,"l ,,mayor ,,( 
,,london4      ,l5g? ( days is 9 h] "r  
h&1 & 9 h] left h& ri*es     & hon\r4   
,prov]bs1 *ap4 iii4 v]4 #af4   ,hav+ se5
 ! ignom9i\s end ( ! idle appr5tice1    
no?+ rema9s b to repres5t ! completion (

 ! o!r's happ9ess2 :o is n[ exalt$ to ! 
highe/ hon\r1 t ( ,"l ,mayor ( ,london2 
! greate/ rew>d t anci5t & noble city c 
be/[ on dilig5ce & integrity4 ,our arti/
 has "h1 z 9 ! la/ plate1 giv5 a loose  
to 8 hum\r1 9 repres5t+ m ( ! l[ "p ( ! 
,"l ,mayor's %[ ?an ! magnific5t2 yet ! 
hon\r done ! city1 by ! pres5ce ( !     
,pr9ce & ,pr9cess ( ,wales1 is n =gott54
 ,! v>iety ( comic *>act]s 9 ?is pr9t   
s]ves to %[ :at g5]ally passes on su*   
public processions z ^!1 :5 ! p collect 
to gratify _! *ildi% curiosity1 &       
indulge _! wanton disposition1 or       
natural love ( riot4 ,! front ( ?is     
plate exhibits ! ov]sett+ ( a bo>d1 on  
:i* "s girls _h /ood1 & repres5ts !m    
sprawl+ ^u ! gr\nd2 on ! left1 at ! back
 ( ! scaffold1 is a fell[ salut+ a fair 
nymph1 & ano!r enjoy+ ! joke3 ne> him is
 a bl9d man /raggl$ 9 among ! cr[d1 &   
jo9+ 9 ! g5]al halloo3 be=e him is a    
militia-man1 s completely intoxicat$ z n
 to "k :at he is do+2 a figure ( inf9ite
 hum\r4 ,?\gh ,mr4 ,hog>? has "h m>k$   

out two or ?ree p>ticul> ?+s1 yet 8 *ief
 int5tion 0 to ridicule ! city militia1 
:i* 0 at ?is p]iod compos$ ( undiscipl9$
 m51 ( all ages1 sizes1 & height2 "s    
fat1 "s lean1 "s tall1 "s %ort1 "s      
crook$1 "s lame1 & 9 g5]al s unus$ to   
muskets1 t !y knew n h[ to c>ry !m4 ,"o1
 we obs]ve1 is fir+ 8 piece & turn+ 8   
head ano!r way1 at :om ! man above is   
laugh+1 & at :i* ! *ild is fright5$4 ,! 
boy on ! "r1 cry+1 ,a full & true acc\nt
 ( ! gho/ ( ,?omas ,idle1 :i* is suppos$
 to h appe>$ to ! ,mayor1 pres]ves !    
connexion ( ! :ole "w4 ,! mo/ obtrusive 
figure 9 8 ,lord%ip's coa* is ,mr4      
,swordbe>]1 9 a cap l a rev]s$ saucepan1
 :i* ?is great (fic] we>s on ^! gr&     
occasions4 ,! company ( j\rneym5 but*]s1
 ) _! m>r[-bones & cleav]s1 appe> to be 
! mo/ active1 & are by f> ! mo/ noisy ( 
any :o grace ?is solemnity4 ,numb]less  
spectators1 ^u e h\se & at e w9d[1 d>t  
_! desir+ eyes on ! procession2 s great 
inde$ 0 ! int]e/ tak5 by ! good citiz5s 
( ,london 9 ^! civic processions t1     

=m]ly1 x 0 usual 9 a ,london lease to   
ins]t a clause1 giv+ a "r to ! l&lord & 
8 fri5ds to /& 9 ! balcony1 dur+ ! "t ( 
! %[s or pa/imes1 ^u ! day commonly     
call$ ! ,"l ,mayor's ,day4  ,?us h we   
se51 by a s]ies ( ev5ts1 ! prosp]ity ( !
 "o & ! d[nfall ( ! o!r2 ! ri*es & hon\r
 t cr[n ! head ( indu/ry1 & ! ignom9y & 
de/ruction t await ! slo?ful4 ,aft] ?is 
x w\ld be unnecess>y to say :i* is ! mo/
 eligible pa? to tread4 ,lay ! roads b  
op5 to ! view1 & ! travell] w take ! "r 
( c\rse2 give b ! boy ?is hi/ory to     
p]use1 & 8 future welf>e is almo/ c]ta94
  ,illu/ration3 ,,indu/ry ,,& ,,idl5ess4
  ,,plate #ab4  ,,! ,,indu/ri\s         
',,pr5tice ,,"l ,,mayor ,,( ,,london4   
,,s\?w>k ,,fair4   ,! subject ( ! plate 
"u consid]ation is t ( ! ,bor\gh ,fair2 
a fair held "s "t s9ce 9 ! ,bor\gh (    
,s\?w>k1 ?\gh n[ suppress$4 ,?is fair 0 
att5d$1 g5]ally1 by ! inhabitants ( t[n 
& c\ntry1 &1 !re=e1 0 "o t af=d$ great  
v>iety2 especially z1 be=e its          
suppression1 x 0 devot$ to e ?+ loose & 

irregul>4 ,a view ( ! sc5e1 ( :i* !     
foll[+ pr9t is a fai?ful repres5tation1 
w affirm ?is tru?4  ,! pr9cipal view ^u 
! left repres5ts ! fall ( a scaffold1 on
 :i* 0 assembl$ a /roll+ company1 po9t$ 
out1 by ! pap] lant]n hang+ 9 front1 to 
be t belong+ to ,cibb] & ,bullock1 ready
 dress$ to exhibit ,! ,fall ( ,bajazet4 
,"h we see m]ry-&rews1 monkeys1 que5s & 
emp]ors1 s9k+ 9 "o g5]al confusion2 &1 t
 ! cra% may appe> ! great]1 ! /& b5ea?  
is humor\sly suppos$ to consi/ ( e>!nw>e
 & *9a4 ,not)/&+ ?is fatal ov]?r[1 few  
bel[ are se5 to notice x2 witness ! boys
 & woman gambl+ at ! box & dice1 !      
upright monkey1 & ! little bag-pip]     
danc+ 8 wood5 figures4 ,above ?is       
scaffold hangs a pa9t+1 ! subject ( :i* 
is ! /age mut9y2 ^: figures are z       
foll[3--,on "o side is ,pi/ol1 7/rutt+ &
 cry+ out1 ,pi/ol's alive17 ,fal/aff1   
,ju/ice ,%all[1 & _m o!r *>act]s (      
,%akspe>e4 ,on ! o!r1 ! manag] be>+ 9 8 
h& a pap]1 on :i* is writt51 x co/      
#fjjjl4 a sc5e-pa9t]1 :o has laid 8     

bru%es aside1 & tak5 up a cudgel2 & a   
woman hold+ an ensign1 be>+ ! words1    
,we'll />ve 'em out4 ,9 ! corn] is a    
man1 quiet & snug1 hugg+ a bag ( money1 
laugh+ at ! folly ( ! re/2 & beh9d1 a   
monkey1 p]*$ ^u a sign iron1 suppos$ to 
be t ( ! ,rose ,tav]n 9 ,drury-lane1    
squeak+ out1 ,i am a g5tleman4 ,^!      
pa9t+s are 9 g5]al design$ to %[ :at is 
exhibit$ )92 b ?is alludes to a dispute 
t arose at ! "t :5 ?is pr9t 0 publi%$1  
:i* 0 9 ! ye> #agcc1 betwe5 ! play]s & !
 pat5tee ( ,drury-lane ,!atre1 :5 "y    
,cibb]1 ! son ( ! ,laureate1 0 at ! head
 ( ! faction4 ,above1 on "o side1 is an 
equilibri/ sw++ on a slack rope2 & on ! 
o!r1 a man fly+ f ! t[] to ! gr\nd1 by  
means ( a groove fa/5$ to 8 brea/1      
slipp+ ov] a l9e /ra9$ f "o place to !  
o!r4 ,at ! back ( ?is plate is ,lee &   
,h>p]'s great boo?1 :]e1 by ! picture ( 
! wood5 horse1 we are told1 is repres5t$
 ,! ,siege ( ,troy4 ,! next pa9t+s      
consi/ ( ! fall ( ,adam & ,eve1 & a sc5e
 9 ,pun*'s op]a4 ,b5ea? is a m\ntebank1 

exalt$ on a /age1 eat+ fire to attract !
 public att5tion2 :ile 8 m]ry-&rew beh9d
 is di/ribut+ 8 m$ic9es4 ,fur!r back is 
a %ift & hat1 c>ri$ ^u poles1 design$ z 
prizes = ! be/ runn] or wre/l]4 ,9 front
 is a gr\p ( /roll]s p>ad+ ! fair1 9    
ord] to collect an audi5ce = _! next    
exhibition2 9 :i* is a female drumm]1 at
 t "t well kn[n1 & rem>k$ = h] beauty1  
:i* we obs]ve has caught ! eye ( two    
c\ntrym51 ! "o old1 ! o!r "y4 ,beh9d ^! 
m5 is a busk9$ h]o1 beset by a ,m>%alsea
 ,c\rt (fic] & 8 foll[]4 ,to ! "r is a  
,savoy>d exhibit+ h] f>?+ %[2 & beh9d1 a
 play] at back sword rid+ a bl9d horse  
r\nd ! fair triumphantly1 9 all ! boa/ (
 self-important h]oism1 affect+ t]ror 9 
8 c\nt5ance1 glory+ 9 8 sc>s1 & *all5g+ 
! _w to op5 combat3 a folly = :i* !     
,engli% 7 rem>kable4 ,to ?is man a fell[
 is direct+ ! att5tion ( a c\ntry       
g5tleman1 :ile he robs him ( 8 h&k]*ief4
 ,next him is an artful villa9 decoy+ a 
c\ple ( un?9k+ c\ntry girls to _! ru94  
,fur!r back is a man kiss+ a w5* 9 !    

cr[d2 & above1 a juggl] p]=m+ "s        
dext]ity ( h&4 ,inde$ x w\ld be t$i\s to
 ent] into an enum]ation ( ! v>i\s matt]
 ( ?is plate2 x is suffici5t to rem>k t 
x pres5ts u ) an endless collection (   
spirit$ & laughable *>act]s1 9 :i* is   
/rik+ly portray$ ! "* ( ! times4        
,illu/ration3 ,,s\?w>k ,,fair4          
,,g>rick ,,9 ,,! ,,"* ,,( ,,ri*>d ,,iii4
      ,give me ano!r horse1--b9d up my  
w\nds1--     ,h m]cy1 ,jesu6--,s(t2 ,i  
did b dream4--     ,o c[>d consci5ce1 h[
 do/ ?\ afflict me6--     ,! lights burn
 blue6--is x n dead midnight8     ,cold1
 fe>ful drops hang on my trembl+ fle%4--
   ,su* is ! exclamation ( ,ri*>d1 & su*
 is ! disposition ( 8 m9d at ! mom5t (  
?is del9eation4 ,! lamp1 diffus+ a dim  
religi\s light ?r\gh ! t5t1 ! crucifix  
plac$ at 8 head1 ! cr[n1 & un%ea!d sword
 at 8 h&1 & ! arm\r ly+ on ! gr\nd1 are 
judici\s & appropriate accompanim5ts4   
,^? :o are acqua9t$ ) ?is pr9ce's       
hi/ory1 ne$ n be told t he 0 naturally  
bold1 c\rage\s1 & ent]pris+2 t :5       

bus9ess call$ him to ! field1 he %ook (f
 e degree ( indulg5ce1 & appli$ 8 m9d to
 ! managem5t ( 8 affairs4 ,?is may      
acc\nt = 8 be+ /ripp$ no o!rwise ?an ( 8
 arm\r1 hav+ retir$ to 8 t5t 9 ord] to  
repose himself ^u 8 b$1 & less5 !       
fatigues ( ! prec$+ day4 ,see him !n    
ha/ily ris+1 at dead ( night1 9 ! utmo/ 
horror f 8 own ?\ghts1 be+ t]rifi$ 9 8  
sleep by ! dreadful phantoms ( an       
affright$ imag9ation1 seiz+ on 8 sword1 
by way ( def5ce aga9/ ! foe 8 disord]$  
fancy pres5ts to him4 ,s great is 8     
agitation1 t e n]ve & muscle is 9       
action1 & ev5 ! r+ is =c$ f 8 f+]4 ,:5 !
 he>t is affect$1 h[ great is its       
influ5ce on ! human frame6--x           
communicates its s5sibility to ! extreme
 p>ts ( ! body1 f ! c5tre to !          
circumf]5ce2 z di/ant wat] is put 9     
motion by circles1 spread+ f ! place (  
its di/urbance4 ,! pap] on ! floor      
conta9+ ^! words1      ,jockey (        
,norfolk1 be n s bold1     ,= ,dick5 ?y 
ma/] is b\ght & is sold1  br\ght him by 

! ,duke ( ,norfolk1 say+ he f\nd x 9 8  
t5t1 & ly+ "h unatt5d$ to1 z a m>k (    
contempt1 pla9ly in=ms u t h[ev] a man  
may attempt to /eel himself aga9/ !     
arr[s ( consci5ce1 /ill !y w f9d a way  
to 8 brea/1 & %ake ! s9n] ev5 9 8       
greate/ security4 ,& inde$ we _c wond]1 
:5 we reflect on ! _m murd]s he 0 guilty
 (1 des]v+ ! sev]e/ puni%m5t2 =         
,provid5ce has wisely orda9$ t s9 %\ld  
be its own torm5tor1 o!rwise1 9 _m      
cases1 ! (f5d] w\ld1 9 ?is life1 escape 
unpuni%$1 & ! design ( heav5 be         
fru/rat$4 ,b ,ri*>d1 ?\gh he rea*$ a    
?rone1 & by t means 0 exempt f ! suff]+s
 ( ! subject1 yet c\ld n dive/ himself (
 8 nature1 b 0 =c$ to give way to !     
work+s ( ! he>t1 & be> ! tortures ( a   
di/ract$ m9d4 ,! expression 9 8 face is 
a ma/]-piece ( execution1 & 0 a great   
complim5t paid by ,mr4 ,hog>? to 8 fri5d
 ,g>rick2 yet n unm]it$1 z all t h se5  
him 9 ! "p mu/ ackn[l$ge ! greatness ( !
 actor4 ,! figures 9 ! di/ance1 two (   
:om1      ,l sacrifices by _! fires (   

wat*1     ,) pati5ce sit1 & inly rum9ate
     ,! morn+'s dang]1  are prop]ly     
introduc$1 & highly descriptive4  ,!    
t5ts ( ,ri*mond are s ne>      ,t !     
fix'd s5t9els almo/ receive     ,!      
secret :isp]s ( ea* o!r's wat*4         
,consid]$ z a :ole1 ! composition is    
simple1 /rik+1 & orig9al1 & ! figures   
well drawn4 ,! :ole moral t5\r ( ! piece
 in=ms u t consci5ce is arm$ ) a ?\s&   
/+s1 f :i* royalty itself is n secure2 t
 ( all torm5tors1 reflection is ! wor/2 
t cr[ns & sceptres are baubles1 comp>$ )
 self-approbation2 & t n\ght is         
productive ( solid happ9ess1 b inw>d    
peace & s]5ity ( m9d4  ,illu/ration3    
,,g>rick4  ,9 ! ,"* ( ,ri*>d ! ,?ird4   
,,! ,,invasion2 ,,or1 ,,france ,,&      
,,engl&4   ,9 ! two foll[+ designs1 ,mr4
 ,hog>? has display$ t p>tiality = 8 own
 c\ntry & contempt = ,france1 :i* =m$ a 
/rong trait 9 8 "*4 ,he nei!r =got nor  
=gave ! insults he suff]$ at ,calais1   
?\gh he did n recollect t ?is treatm5t  
orig9at$ 9 8 own ill hum\r1 :i* ?rew a  

sombre %ade ov] e object t pres5t$      
itself4 ,hav+ e>ly imbib$ ! vulg>       
prejudice t "o ,engli%man 0 a mat* = f\r
 ,fr5*m51 he ?\ght x w\ld be do+ 8      
c\ntry a s]vice to prove ! position4 ,h[
 f> x is ei!r useful or politic to      
depreciate ! p[]1 or degrade ! "* ( t p 
) :om we are to cont5d1 is a "q :i* does
 n come )9 ! plan ( ?is "w4 ,9 "s cases 
x may create confid5ce1 b 9 o!rs lead to
 ! indulg5ce ( t neglig5t security by   
:i* armies h be5 slaught]$1 prov9ces    
depopulat$1 & k+doms *ang$ _! rul]s4    
,,plate ,i4  ,,france4      ,) lant]n   
jaws & croak+ gut1     ,see h[ !        
half-/>'d ,fr5*m5 /rut1       ,& call u 
,engli% dogs3     ,b soon we'll tea* ^! 
bragg+ foes     ,t beef & be] give      
heavi] bl[s       ,?an s\p & roa/$      
frogs4      ,! prie/s1 inflam'd )       
righte\s hopes1     ,prep>e _! axes1    
:eels1 & ropes1       ,to b5d !         
/iff-neck'd s9n]2     ,b %\ld !y s9k 9  
com+ ov]1     ,old ,nick may fi% 'twixt 
,france & ,dov]1       ,& cat* a glori\s

 d9n]4   ,! sc5es ( all ,mr4 ,hog>?'s   
pr9ts1 except ,! ,gate ( ,calais1 & t n[
 "u consid]ation1 are laid 9 ,engl&4 ,9 
?is1 hav+ quitt$ 8 own c\ntry1 he seems 
to ?9k himself out ( ! rea* ( ! critics1
 &1 9 del9eat+ a ,fr5*man1 at lib]ty to 
dep>t f nature1 & sport 9 ! fairy       
regions ( c>icature4 ,7 ^! ,gallic      
soldi]s nak$1 ea* ( !m w\ld appe> l a   
=k$ radi%1 ) a head fanta/ically c>v$ ^u
 x ) a knife3 s =lorn6 t to any ?ick    
sight he w\ld be invisible4 ,to see ?is 
mis]able woe-begone refuse ( ! army1 :o 
look l a gr\p deta*$ f ! ma9 body & put 
on ! sick li/1 emb>k+ to conqu] a       
neighb\r+ k+dom1 is ridicul\s en\gh1 &  
at ! "t ( publication mu/ h _h great    
effect4 ,! arti/ seem$ s5sible t x 0    
necess>y to acc\nt = ! unsub/antial     
appe>ance ( ^! %ad[s ( m51 & has h9t$ at
 _! want ( solid food1 9 ! b>e bones (  
beef hung up 9 ! w9d[1 ! inscription on 
! aleh\se sign1 ,s\p maigre au ,sabot   
,royal1 & ! spid]-l (fic] roa/+ f\r     
frogs :i* he has impal$ ^u 8 sword4 ,su*

 light & airy diet is :imsically oppos$ 
by ! motto on ! /&>d1 :i* two ( ! mo/   
valor\s ( ?is gha/ly troop are hail+ )  
grim delight & l\d exultation4 ,x is1   
inde$1 an attractive motto1 & well      
calculat$ to inspire ?is fami%+ company 
) c\rage3--,v5geance1 avec la bonne     
,bi]e1 et bon boeuf d',anglet]re4 ,h[ev]
 meagre ! milit>y1 ! *ur* militant is 9 
no dang] ( />v+4 ,! portly fri> is nei!r
 emaciat$ by fa/+ nor weak5$ by p5ance4 
,anticipat+ ! glory ( extirpat+ h]esy1  
he is feel+ ! %>p edge ( an axe1 to be  
employ$ 9 ! decollation ( ! enemies to !
 true fai?4 ,a sl$ge is lad5 ) :ips1    
:eels1 ropes1 *a9s1 gibbets1 & o!r      
inquisitorial eng9es ( torture1 :i* are 
admirably calculat$ = ! propagation ( a 
religion t 0 e/abli%$ 9 meekness & m]cy1
 & inculcates univ]sal *>ity & =be>ance4
 ,on ! same sl$ge is an image ( ,/4     
,an?ony1 accompani$ by 8 pig1 & ! plan (
 a mona/]y to be built at ,black ,fri>s4
  ,9 ! back-gr\nd are a troop ( soldi]s 
s av]se to ?is ,engli% exp$ition1 t _!  

s]jeant is oblig$ to goad !m =w>d ) 8   
halb]d4 ,to intimate t agriculture      
suff]s by ! invasion hav+ engag$ !      
mascul9e inhabitants1 two wom51 pl\gh+ a
 /]ile promontory 9 ! di/ance1 complete 
?is catalogue ( wret*$ness1 mis]y1 &    
fam9e4  ,illu/ration3 ,,france4      ,,!
 ,,invasion4  ,,plate ,,ii4  ,,engl&4   
,see ,john ! ,soldi]1 ,jack ! ,t>1      
,) sword & pi/ol arm'd = w>1       ,%\ld
 ,m\nse] d>e come "h2     ,! hungry     
slaves h smelt our food1     ,!y long to
 ta/e our fle% & blood1       ,old      
,engl&'s beef & be]4      ,britons to   
arms6 & let 'em come1     ,be y b       
,britons /ill1 /rike home1       ,&1    
lion-l1 attack 'em1     ,no p[] c /& !  
deadly /roke     ,t's giv5 f h&s & he>ts
 ( oak1       ,) ,lib]ty to back 'em4   
,f ! unpropiti\s regions ( ,france our  
sc5e *anges to ! f]tile fields ( ,engl&4
      ,engl&6 b\nd 9 ) ! triumphant sea1
     ,^: rocky %ores beat back ! envi\s 
siege     ,( wat'ry ,neptune4  ,in/ead (
 ! =lorn & fami%$ p>ty :o 7 repres5t$ 9 

! la/ plate1 we "h see a company (      
well-f$ & high-spirit$ ,britons1 m>k$ ) 
all ! h>dihood ( anci5t times1 & eag] to
 def5d _! c\ntry4  ,9 ! fir/ gr\p a "y  
peasant1 :o aspires to a ni*e 9 ! temple
 ( ,fame1 pref]r+ ! s]vice ( ,m>s to t (
 ,c]es1 & ! dignifi$ appellation (      
soldi] to ! plebeian "n ( f>m]1 (f]s to 
enli/4 ,/&+ ) 8 back aga9/ ! halb]d to  
asc]ta9 8 height1 &1 f9d+ he is r "u !  
m>k1 he endeav\rs to rea* x by ris+ on  
tiptoe4 ,?is artifice1 to :i* he is     
impell$ by t[]+ ambition1 ! s]jeant     
seems dispos$ to connive at--& ! s]jeant
 is a h]o1 & a great man 9 8 way2 y\r   
h]o always mu/ be tall1 y "k4  ,to ev9ce
 t ! polite arts 7 !n 9 a fl\ri%+ /ate1 
& cultivat$ by m ?an ! imm$iate         
pr(essors1 a g5tleman arti/1 :o to      
common eyes mu/ pass = a gr5adi]1 is    
mak+ a c>icature ( le gr& mon>que1 ) a  
label f 8 m\? wor?y ! speak] & wor?y    
obs]vation1 ,y take a my f9e %ips2 y be 
de pirate2 y be de teef3 me s5d my gr&  
armies1 & hang y all4 ,! action is suit$

 to ! ^w1 = ) 8 left h& ?is mo/ ,*ri/ian
 pot5tate grasps 8 sword1 & 9 8 "r      
poises a gibbet4 ,! figure & motto unit$
 produce a ro> ( approbation f ! soldi] 
& sailor1 :o are criticis+ ! "w4 ,x is s
 natural t ! ,hel5 & ,briseis ( ! camp  
contemplate ! p]=mance ) app>5t delight1
 &1 :ile "o ( !m ) h] apron measures !  
bread? ( ?is h]culean pa9t]'s %\ld]s1 ! 
o!r1 to %[ t ! p]=mance has "s po9t1    
places h] =ef+] aga9/ ! prongs ( a =k4  
,! little fif]1 play+ t animat$ &       
inspir+ tune1 ,god save ! ,k+1 is an old
 acqua9tance3 we recollect him 9 ! ,m>* 
to ,f9*ley4 ,9 ! back-gr\nd is a        
s]jeant1 tea*+ a company ( "y recruits  
_! manual ex]cise4  ,?is milit>y meet+  
is held at ! sign ( ! ,gallant ,duke (  
,cumb]l&1 :o is m\nt$ ^u a pranc+ *>g]1 
,z if an angel dropp'd d[n f ! cl\ds1   
,to turn & wield a fi]y ,pegasus1     ,&
 wit* ! _w ) noble horseman%ip4         
,und]nea? is inscrib$ ,roa/ & ,boil$ e  
day1 :i*1 ) ! beef & bev]age ^u ! table1
 =ms a f9e contra/ to ! s\p maigre1 b>e 

bones1 & roa/$ frogs1 9 ! la/ pr9t4 ,!  
bottle pa9t$ on ! wall1 foam+ ) liquor1 
:i*1 impati5t ( imprisonm5t1 has bur/   
its c]em5ts1 mu/ be an irresi/ible      
invitation to a ?ir/y travell]4 ,!      
soldi]'s sword laid ^u ! r\nd ( beef1 & 
! sailor's pi/ol on ! vessel conta9+ !  
ale1 intimate t ^! great bulw>ks ( our  
isl& are z t5aci\s ( _! beef & be]1 z ( 
_! religion & lib]ty4  ,^! two plates 7 
publi%$ 9 #agef2 b 9 ! ,london ,*ronicle
 = ,octob] #bj1 #agei1 is ! foll[+      
adv]tisem5t3 ,?is day are republi%$1    
,two pr9ts design$ & et*$ by ,william   
,hog>?1 "o repres5t+ ! prep>ations on ! 
,fr5* coa/ = an int5d$ invasion2 ! o!r1 
a view ( ! prep>ations mak+ 9 ,engl& to 
oppose ! wick$ designs ( our enemies2   
prop] to be /uck up 9 public places1 bo?
 9 t[n & c\ntry1 at ?is juncture4  ,!   
v]ses :i* 7 ins]t$ "u ea* pr9t1 &       
subjo9$ to ?is acc\nt1 are1 x mu/ be    
ackn[l$g$1 co>se en\gh4 ,!y 71 h[ev]1   
writt5 by ,david ,g>rick4  ,illu/ration3
 ,,engl&4     ,transcrib]'s ,note4   ,! 

foll[+ words 7 inconsi/5tly hyph5at$ 9 !
 orig9al text3      d[n-ca/ _/ d[nca/   
footboy _/ foot-boy     =e-f+] _/ =ef+] 
half-p5ce _/ halfp5ce  ,! or?ography ( !
 orig9al text has be5 pres]v$4 ,9       
p>ticul> ! foll[+ words are z !y appe> 9
 ! orig9al3      anti*amb]     aukw>dly 
corruscations     corse     ,gov5t      
,m>t9 ,f[kes     negociat$     pannel   
plai/]+     p\rtray$     sculls         
/upifies     t5\r     v5d]  ,! foll[+   
words 7 inconsi/5tly acc5t$ 9 ! orig9al 
text3      a-la-mode _/ a-la-mode       
degagee _/ degagee