7,,( #b7999999 ,,hi/ory ,,( ,,engli% ,,hum\r ,) an ,introduction ^u ,anci5t ,hum\r4 by ,,! ,,rev4 ,a4 ,g4 ,l',,e/range1 ,au?or ( ,! ,life ( ! ,rev4 ,william ,h>ness1 ,f ! ,?ames to ! ,tam>1 ,etc4 ,9 ,two ,volumes4 ,vol4 ,i4 ,london3 ,hur/ & ,blackett1 ,publi%]s1 #ac1 ,great ,m>lbor\gh ,/reet4 #ahgh4 ,all rights res]v$4 ,,cont5ts ,,( ,,! ,,fir/ ,,volume4 ,,prelim9>y ,,obs]vations4 ,subjective ,"* ( ! ,ludicr\s--,! ,subject little ,/udi$--,ob/acles to ! ,inve/igation--,evanesc5ce--,m5tal ,"* ( ! ,ludicr\s--,di/9ction betwe5 ,hum\r & ! ,ludicr\s #a ,,introduction4 ,,"p ,i4 ,,orig9 ,,( ,,hum\r4 ,pleasure 9 ,hum\r--,:at is ,laught]8--,sympa?y--,fir/ ,phases--,gradual ,developm5t--,emotional ,phase--,laught] ( ,pleasure--,ho/ile ,laught]--,is !re any s5se ( ! ,ludicr\s 9 ! ,l[] ,animals8--,samson--,david--,solomon--,p rov]bs--,fables #ac ,,"p ,,ii4 ,,greek ,,hum\r4 ,bir? ( ,hum\r--,p]sonalities--,/ory ( ,hippocleides--,orig9 ( ,com$y--,ar*ilo*us--,hipponax--,democrit us1 ! ,laugh+ ,philosoph]--,ari/ophanes--,hum\r ( ! ,s5ses--,indelicacy--,enfeeblem5t ( ! ,drama--,humor\s ,games--,p>asites1 _! ,position & ,je/s--,philox5us--,diog5es--,c\rt ( ,hum\r--,riddles--,silli #eb ,,"p ,,iii4 ,,roman ,,hum\r4 ,roman ,com$y--,plautus--,ac]bity--,t]5ce--,sat ire--,lucilius--,horace --,hum\r ( ! ,cs> ,family--,cic]o--,augu/us--,p]sius--,pet ronius --,juv5al--,m>tial--,epigrammati/--,luci an--,apuleius--,julian ! ,apo/ate--,! ,misopogon--,symposius' ,enigmas--,macrobius--,hi]ocles & ,philagrius #ii ,,engli% ,,hum\r4 ,,*apt] ,i4 ,,middle ,,ages4 ,relapse ( ,civilization 9 ! ,middle ,ages--,/agnation ( ,m9d--,sc>city ( ,books--,"* ( reviv+ ,lit]ature--,religi\s ,writ+s--,fanta/ic ,leg5ds--,influ5ce ( ! ,crusades--,romances--,sir ,bevis ( ,hampt\n--,prom95ce ( ! ,l[] ,animals--,allegories #afa ,,*apt] ,,ii4 ,anglo-,saxon ,hum\r--,rhyme--,satires aga9/ ! ,*ur*--,! ,brunellus--,walt] ,mapes--,goli>di--,pi]s ! ,pl\ghman--,lett]s ( ,obscure ,m5--,erasmus--,! ,praise ( ,folly--,skelton--,! ,%ip ( ,fools--,doct\r ,d\bble ,ale--,! ,sak full ( ,nuez--,*ur* ,ornam5tation--,repres5tations ( ! ,devil #agi ,,*apt] ,,iii4 ,orig9 ( ,mod]n ,com$y--,ecclesia/ical ,buffoon]y--,j\gleurs & ,m9/rels--,c\rt ,fools--,monks' ,/ories--,! ,t\rnam5t ( ,tott5ham--,*auc]--,heywood--,roi/] ,doi/]--,gamm] ,gurton #baa ,,*apt] ,,iv4 ,rob]t ,gre5e--,fri> ,bacon's ,demons--,! ,look+ ,glasse--,na% & ,h>vey #bca ,,*apt] ,v4 ,donne--,hall--,full] #bdc ,,*apt] ,,vi4 ,%akespe>e--,b5 ,jonson--,beaumont & ,flet*]--,! ,wise ,m5 ( ,go?am #bej ,,*apt] ,,vii4 ,je/]s--,c\rt ( ,que5 ,elizabe?--,james ,i4--,! ,c\nt]bla/s to ,tobacco--,puritans--,*>les ,,ii4 --,ro*e/]--,buck+ham--,dryd5--,butl] #bga ,,*apt] ,,viii4 ,comic ,drama ( ! ,re/oration--,e!ridge--,wy*]ley #cjc ,,*apt] ,,ix4 ,tom ,br[n--,8 ,prose ,works--,poetry--,sir ,ri*>d ,blackmore--,d',urfey--,female ,humori/s--,c>ey #cab ,,*apt] ,x4 ,vanbrugh--,colley ,cibb]--,f>quh> #cdj ,,*apt] ,,xi4 ,congreve--,"l ,dorset #cee ,,hi/ory ,,( ,,engli% ,,hum\r4 ,,prelim9>y ,,obs]vations4 ,subjective ,"* ( ! ,ludicr\s--,! ,subject little ,/udi$--,ob/acles to ! ,inve/igation--,evanesc5ce--,m5tal ,"* ( ! ,ludicr\s--,di/9ction betwe5 ,hum\r & ! ,ludicr\s4 ,! ludicr\s is 9 its "* s elusive & protean1 & ! field ov] :i* x ext5ds is s va/1 t few h ev] und]tak5 ! task ( exam9+ x sy/ematically4 ,_m philosoph]s & lit]>y m5 h made pass+ obs]vations ^u x1 b mo/ writ]s are cont5t to set x d[n z "o ( ^? ?+s :i* _c be und]/ood1 & c>e n to /udy & grapple ) a subject :i* promises small results 9 return = consid]able toil4 ,moreov]1 ! inquiry does n seem suffici5tly important to w>rant ! exp5diture ( mu* "t ^u x1 & !re has always be5 a great t5d5cy among le>n$ m5 to und]rate ! emotional feel+s ( our nature4 ,?us x comes to pass t a mu* l>g] am\nt ( our lab\r has be5 exp5d$ ^u inquir+ into physical & intellectual con/itution ?an ^u ! inn] work+s ( our passions & s5tim5ts1 = our k ( :i*1 ?\gh affect+ our daily conduct1 we are mo/ly indebt$ to ! repres5tations ( poets & noveli/s4 ,beattie well obs]ves t no?+ is bel[ ! att5tion ( a philosoph] :i* ! ,au?or ( ,nature has be5 pleas$ to e/abli%4 ,inve/igations ( ?is k9d w\ld n be unrew>d$1 nor devoid ( a c]ta9 am\nt ( int]e/2 & ,i ?9k t 9 ! pres5t subject we c1 by p]sev]ance1 p5etrate a little di/ance into an almo/ untrodd5 & app>5tly b>r5 region1 & if we _c rea* ! s\rce f :5ce ! bright wat]s spr+1 c at lea/ obta9 "s m accurate in=mation ab\t ! surr\nd+ c\ntry4 ,not)/&+ all ! ob/ructions & disc\ragem5ts 9 ! way ( ?is inve/igation a few great m5 h giv5 x a c]ta9 am\nt ( att5tion4 ,ari/otle in=ms u 9 8 ,rhetoric t he has dealt fully ) ! subject 9 8 ,poetics1 & al?\gh ! treatise is un=tunately lo/1 "s annotations rema9 :i* %[ t x 0 ( a compreh5sive "*4 ,cic]o & ,qu9tilian 9 _! in/ructions 9 ,oratory1 made ! /udy ( hum\r a necess>y "p ( ! c\rse1 & 9 mod]n days _m +5i\s def9itions & descriptions ( x are f\nd among ! pages ( g5]al lit]ature4 ,mo/ philosoph]s h t\*$ ! subject timidly & p>tially1 unwill+ to devote mu* "t to x1 & h r /at$ :at !y ?\ght ought to be 9 accordance ) "s pet !ories ( _! own1 ?an drawn d$uctions f c>eful analysis4 ,!y g5]ally only look$ at "o phase ( ! ludicr\s1 at "o k9d ( hum\r1 & _h n a suffici5t numb] ( examples be=e !m--probably f ! difficulty ( recall+ slight turns ( ?\ght 9 widely scatt]$ subjects4 ,add to ?is1 t _m ( !m--con/antly imm]s$ 9 /udy--w\ld h _h "s little difficulty 9 decid+ :at did & did n des]ve ! "n ( hum\r4 ,mo/ ( _! def9itions are f> too wide1 & (t5 9 support+ a !ory !y make rem>ks :i* t5d to refute x4 ,! imp]fect treatm5t1 :i* ! subject _h receiv$1 l$ ,dugald ,/ew>t to obs]ve t x 0 f> f be+ exhau/$4 ,! two pr9cipal publications :i* h appe>$ on hum\r1 are ,flgel's ,ges*i*te d] ,komis*5 ,litt]atur 7#aghf71 & ,lon ,dumont's ,les ,causes du ,rire4 ,! =m] is volum9\s1 b sc>cely t\*es on philosophy1 )\t :i* su* a "w c h b little coh]5ce4 ,! latt] %[s consid]able psy*ological k1 b is writt5 to support a some:at n>r[ & incomplete view4 ,mr4 ,wright's excell5t book on ,! ,grotesque 9 ,lit]ature & ,art1 is1 z ! "n sugge/s1 pr9cipally conc]n$ ) broad hum\r1 & does n s mu* trace its s\rce z ! effects x has produc$ ^u mank9d4 ,mr4 ,c[d5 ,cl>k's contributions on ! subject to ! ,g5tleman's ,magaz9e1 are mo/ly int]e/+ f _! biographical notices4 ,to analyse & classify all ! vag>ies ( ! human imag9ation :i* may be compreh5d$ "u ! d5om9ation ( hum\r1 is no easy task1 & z x is multi=m we may /ray into devi\s pa?s 9 pursu+ x4 ,b va/ & v>i\s z ! subject seems to be1 !re _c be mu* d\bt t !re are "s laws :i* gov]n x1 & t x c be br\ght approximately "u c]ta9 heads4 ,x seems to be z g5]ally admitt$ t !re are diff]5t k9ds ( hum\r z t "s obs]vations possess none at all4 ,moreov]1 :5 rem>ks ( a c]ta9 k9d are made1 especially su* z %[ confusion or exagg]ation1 we (t5 seem to detect "s conditions ( hum\r1 & by a little *ange are able to make some?+1 :i* has m or less ! "* ( a je/4 ,!re is 9 ?is inve/igation a v =midable ,dwell] on ! ,?re%old4 ,we cont5d ) great disadvantages 9 any attempts to exam9e our m5tal con/itution4 ,:5 we turn ! m9d 9 ^u itself1 & make x our object1 ! v act ( e>ne/ reflection obscures ! idea1 or de/roys ! emotion we desire to contemplate4 ,?is is especially ! case 9 ! pres5t in/ance4 ,! ludicr\s1 :5 we attempt to grasp x1 %[s (f its gay & motley g>b1 & appe>s 9 grave attire4 ,x is only by ab/ract+ our m9d f ! inquiry1 & ?r[+ x into light] consid]ations1 t we c at all reta9 ! illusion4 ,a clev] sally appe>s brilliant :5 x breaks sudd5ly ^u ! m5tal vision1 b :5 x is br\ght =w>d = close exam9ation x loses half its lu/re1 & seems to melt into unsub/antial air4 ,hum\r may be comp>$ to a delicate sc5t1 :i* we only p]ceive at ! fir/ mom5t1 or to evanesc5t beauty-- ,= e t\* t woo$ its /ay ,has bru%$ its brighte/ hues away4 ,?is la/ simile is especially 9 po9t "h1 & ! quotations 9 ?is book w sc>cely be f\nd humor\s1 s long z !y are reg>d$ z m]e illu/rations ( ! nature ( hum\r4 ,we ne$ n--tak+ ^! matt]s into consid]ation--feel mu* surpris$ t "s p say ! ludicr\s _c be def9$2 z = in/ance1 ,buck+ham1 ,true wit is ev]la/+ l ! sun1 ,describ+ all m51 b describ$ by none2 & ,addison3--,x is mu* easi] to decide :at is n humor\s ?an :at is1 & v difficult to def9e x o!rwise ?an ,c[ley has done1 by negatives--! only mean+ ( :i* is t ! subject is surr\nd$ ) r m ?an ! usual difficulties att5d+ moral & psy*ological rese>*es4 ,simil> ob/acles w\ld be enc\nt]$ 9 answ]+ ! "q1 ,:at is poetry8 or ,:at is love8 ,we c only say t ev5 "h !re mu/ be "s surr\nd+s by :i* we c increase our k4 ,hum\r is ! (fspr+ ( man--x comes =? l ,m9]va fully arm$ f ! bra94 ,our s5se ( ! ludicr\s is produc$ by our peculi> m5tal con/itution1 & n by ext]nal objects1 9 :i* !re is no?+ ei!r absurd or s]i\s4 ,z :5 ! action ( our m9d is imp]ceptible--= in/ance1 9 he>+ & see+ ) our bodily s5ses--we ?9k :at we notice is some?+ 9 ! ext]nal _w1 al?\gh x is only s f> dep5d5t ^u x t x c\ld n exi/ )\t "s k9d ( out] influ5ce1 s ! result ( our n recognis+ ! amus+ action ( ! m9d 9 ! ludicr\s is t we reg>d x z a quality resid5t 9 ! p]sons & ?+s we contemplate4#a ,b x does n belong to ^! ?+s1 & is totally diff]5t f !m 9 k9d4 ,?us1 ! rose is =m$ ( c]ta9 comb9ations ( e>?1 air1 & wat]2 yet none ( ^! dull elem5ts possess ! fragrance or beauty ( ! fl[]4 ,^! prop]ties come f "s attractive & con/ructive p[]4 ,n only are !re no types or patt]ns 9 ?+s ( our emotions1 b !re are none ev5 ( our s5sations2 heat & cold1 r$ or blue1 are su* only = our con/itution4 ,?is tru? is beautifully set =? by ,addison 9 a passage 9 :i*1 z ,dugald ,/ew>t ju/ly rem>ks1 ,we are at a loss :e!r mo/ to admire ! au?or's dep? & ref9em5t ( ?\ght1 or ! s+ul> felicity ( fancy display$ 9 its illu/ration4 ,?+s1 he obs]ves1 w\ld make b a poor appe>ance to ! eye1 if we saw !m only 9 _! prop] figures & motions4 ,& :at reason c we assign = _! excit+ 9 u _m ( ^? ideas :i* are diff]5t f any?+ t exi/s 9 ! objects !mselves 7= su* are light & col\rs7 7 x n to add sup]num]>y ornam5ts to ! univ]se1 & make x m agreeable to ! imag9ation8 ,we are ev]y:]e ent]ta9$ ) pleas+ %[s & app>itions4 ,we discov] imag9>y glories 9 ! heav5s & on ! e>?1 & see "s ( ?is vision>y beauty p\r$ out ov] ! :ole creation4 ,b :at a r\gh1 unsightly sket* ( ,nature %\ld we be ent]ta9$ )1 did all h] col\r+ disappe>1 & ! sev]al di/9ctions ( light & %ade vani%6 ,9 %ort1 our s\ls are delightfully lo/ & bewild]$ 9 a pleas+ delusion1 & we walk ab\t l ! en*ant$ h]o ( a romance1 :o sees beautiful ca/les1 woods1 & mead[s1 & at ! same "t he>s ! w>bl+ ( birds & ! purl+ ( /reams2 b ^u ! f9i%+ ( "s secret spell1 ! fanta/ic sc5e breaks up1 & ! disconsolate knight f9ds himself on a b>r5 hea?1 or 9 a solit>y des]t4 ,i h introduc$ ^! consid]ations1 because x is v difficult = u to realize t :at we behold is m]ely ph5om5al1 t ,?+s are n :at !y seem2 b t we are look+ into ! mirror ( ,nature at our own lik5ess4 ,:5 we speak ( a ludicr\s occurr5ce1 we _c avoid ?9k+ t ! ext]nal ev5ts !mselves conta9 some?+ ( t "*4 ,?us1 ! ludicr\s has come 9 our ideas & language to be sep>at$ f ! s5se 9 :i* alone x exi/s1 & x is desirable t we %\ld cle>ly und]/& t ! di/9ction is only logical & n real4 ,:5 ! cause ( our laught]--be x m9d1 matt]1 or imag9>y circum/ance--is m]ely reg>d$ z some?+ incongru\s & amus+1 we "n x ! ludicr\s1 & a man is call$ ludicr\s z faulty or contemptible4 ,b :5 ! cause ( x is view$ z some?+ m ?an ?is1 z com+ f "s consci\s p[] or t5d5cy )9 u--a valuable gift & an elem5t 9 our m5tal con/itution--we call x hum\r1 a t]m appli$ only to human be+s & _! productions2 & a man is call$ humor\s z wor?y ( comm5dation4 ,bo? are 9 tru? feel+s--we might say "o feel+--& al?\gh we c conceive hum\r to exi/ ap>t f ! ludicr\s1 & to be a p[] )9 u creat+ x1 !re is a difficulty 9 foll[+ out ! di/9ction4 ,! diff]5ce betwe5 !m is 9 our reg>d4 ,z soon z 9 c\rse ( "t x became pla9ly evid5t t gay creations might emanate f man1 & n only f ! out] _w1 ! fact 0 m>k$ by ! =mation ( a di/9ctive "n1 & by degrees sev]al names--among :i* ! mo/ compreh5sive 9 ,engli% is ,hum\r4 ,?is k9d ( gift became gradually kn[n z m or less possess$ by all1 & :5 ! op]ations ( ! m9d came to be recognis$1 we 7 m enlight5$ on ! subject1 & ackn[l$g$ x to be a m5tal & creative p[]4 ,su* admissions w\ld n be made by m5 9 g5]al )\t "s v /rong evid5ce1 & !re=e a humor\s man 0 n m]ely "o :o _h an int]nal s5se ( ! ludicr\s1 b "o :o employ$ x = ! delectation ( o!rs4 ,h5ce1 also1 ?\gh !re is no consci\sness ( be+ amus+ 9 ! man :o is ludicr\s1 !re is 9 "o t is humor\s4 ,a wit mu/ always be pleasant int5tionally4 ,a man :o 9 sob] s]i\sness rec\nts some?+ :i* makes u laugh is n humor\s1 al?\gh 8 want ( discrim9ation may n be suffici5t to make him ludicr\s4 ,*ildr5 are n reg>d$ z humor\s1 =1 al?\gh !y enjoy su* simple hum\r z toys af=d1 !y v seldom notice :at is m]ely ludicr\s1 & d n reproduce x 9 any way2 & ! same may be said ( _m gr[n p]sons1 :o require to be f$ z x 71 & al?\gh !y c enjoy :at is embelli%$ by o!rs1 h no orig9al obs]vation4 ,?us1 al?\gh ,h]b]t ,mayo is sub/antially correct 9 say+ t hum\r is ! s5tim5t ( ! ludicr\s1 he might h add$ t !re is a diff]5ce betwe5 ! two 9 our k ( !m4 ,9 ! =m]1 ! creative m9d is m m>k$1 &1 a man ?\gh he laughs mu*1 if he be dull 9 words is only consid]$ to h mir?1 i4e41 joy\sness or a s5se ( ! ludicr\s1 n hum\r4 ,! gift c only be br\ght prom95tly =w>d 9 spee* or writ+1 & ?us hum\r comes to be (t5 reg>d$ z a k9d ( +r$i5t or season+ 9 a spee* or book1 if n actually synonym\s ) c]ta9 s5t5ces or expressions4 ,/ill we always conf9e ! "n to human productions1 z1 = in/ance1 ge/ures1 say+s1 writ+s1 pictures1 & plays4 ,! recognition ( ! m5tal "* ( hum\r did n necess>ily imply any k z to ! au?ority1 in/ability1 or con/ancy ( ! feel+--t c\ld only be acquir$ by philosophical inve/igation4 ,nor h we yet s f> asc]ta9$ its "* z to be able to =m humor\s fancies ^u any fix$ pr9ciple4 ,we are guid$ by "s s5se ( ! ludicr\s :i* we _c analyse2 or we introduce into new & simil> cases relation%ips 9 ?+s :i* we h obs]v$ to be amus+4 ,"s =ms are s g5]al t !y w produce a va/ numb] ( je/s1 & we ?us seem to h "s insight into ! influ5ces t awak5 hum\r1 b we see only approximately & sup]ficially1 & c m]ely produce good results occasionally--r by an accid5t ?an ) any c]ta9ty4 ,,introduction4 ,,"p ,i4 ,,orig9 ,,( ,,hum\r4 ,pleasure 9 ,hum\r--,:at is ,laught]8--,sympa?y--,fir/ ,phases--,gradual ,developm5t--,emotional ,phase--,laught] ( ,pleasure--,ho/ile ,laught]--,is !re any s5se ( ! ,ludicr\s 9 ! ,l[] ,animals8--,samson--,david--,solomon--,p rov]bs--,fables4 ,few ( ! bless+s we enjoy are ( great] value ?an ! gift ( hum\r4 ,! pleasure att5dant ^u x attracts u toge!r1 =ms an inc5tive1 & gives a *>m to social int]c\rse1 &1 unlike ! conc5trat+ p[] ( love1 scatt]s bright rays 9 e direction4 ,t hum\r is g5]ally associat$ ) enjoym5t might be conclud$ f ! fact t ! g5ial & good-natur$ are g5]ally ! mo/ mir?ful1 & we all h s mu* p]sonal exp]i5ce ( ! gratification x af=ds1 t x seems sup]flu\s to adduce any pro(s ^u ! subject4 ,glad is f ! ,greek ^w = laught]1 & ! ^w jocund comes f a ,lat9 t]m signify+ pleasant4 ,b we c trace ! results ( ?is connection 9 our daily obs]vation4 ,h[ comes x to pass t _m a man :o is ! life & s\l ( social ga!r+s1 & keeps 8 fri5ds 9 delight$ applause1 sits1 :5 alone 9 8 /udy1 grave & s$ate1 & seldom1 if ev]1 smiles 9 read+ or m$itation8 ,is x n because hum\r is a s\rce ( pleasure8 ,we are n joy\sly dispos$ :5 alone1 :]eas 9 society we are ready to give & receive :atev] is bright & *e]+4 ,! fir/ "q :i* n[ pres5ts itself is :at is laught]8 & our answ] mu/ be t x is a *ange ( c\nt5ance accompani$ by a spasmodic int]mitt5t s\nd--a modification ( ! voice--b t we _c trace its physical orig9 f>!r ?an to attribute x to "s effect produc$ ^u ! sympa!tic n]ve1 or r ! sy/em ( n]ves t]m$ respiratory4 ,^! communicate ) e organ affect$ 9 mir?1 b ! ultimate connection betwe5 m9d & body is hidd5 f our view4 ,9 all laught] !re is m or less pleasure1 except 9 t ( hy/]ia1 :5 by a sudd5 %ock ! c\rse ( ,nature is rev]s$1 & excessive grief w produce ! signs ( joy1 z extravagant delight w sometimes exhibit ^? ( sorr[4 ,we %\ld also exclude ! laught] caus$ by inhalation ( gas1 & t ( maniacs1 :i* aris+ f "s /range & unacc\ntable feel+ is abnormal & imp]fect1 & kn[n by a holl[ s\nd peculi> to itself4 ,none ( ^! k9ds ( laught] are prim>y1 !y are b imp]fect reflections ( our usual modes ( expression1 &1 except+ su* cases1 we may agree t ,m4 ,paffe is correct 9 obs]v+ t ,joy is an indisp5sable condition ( laught]4 ,dr4 ,d>w9 ref]s to ! laught] ( idiots to prove t x may be occasion$ by pleasure alone4 ,/rangely en\gh1 he quotes z an in/ance 9 po9t ! fact ( an idiot boy hav+ laugh$ at receiv+ a black eye4 ,proce$+ onw>ds1 we next come to inquire :y ! s5se ( hum\r is express$ by voice & c\nt5ance1 & does n m]ely af=d a sil5t & secret delight8 ,! answ] may be giv51 t "o object1 at lea/1 is to increase social communication & multiply pleasure4 ,! well-be+ ( ! animal _w l>gely dep5ds ^u ! p[] ( ea* memb] ( x to communicate ) o!rs ( ! same species4 ,!y all d s by s\nd & ge/ure1 probably to a l>g] ext5t ?an we g5]ally imag9e4 ,a celebrat$ physician lately obs]v$ to me t all animals h "s language4 ,h[ f> m]e signs des]ve s high a "n may be que/ion$4 ,b man has great p[]s ( int]c\rse1 & x is mu* ow+ to 8 sup]ior faculties 9 ?is respect t he holds 8 place s high above ! re/ ( creation4 ,orators1 :o make x _! /udy to be impressive1 give full importance to e k9d ( expression1 & say t a man %\ld be able to make 8 mean+ und]/ood1 ev5 :5 8 voice is inaudible4 ,x has be5 lately discov]$ t ! m]e movem5t ( ! lips alone1 )\t s\nd1 is suffici5t to convey in=mation4#b ,facial expression has be5 giv5 u z a means ( assi/+ communication1 & smiles & laught] h become ! di/9ctive manife/ations ( hum\r4 ,?us ! electric sp>k passes f "o to ano!r1 & ! fla%+ eye & wrea!d lip lights up ! _w4 ,pr(it also accrues--fe> ( be+ laugh$ at leads u to avoid num]\s small errors1 & by laugh+ at o!rs we are enabl$ to detect %ortcom+s 9 ourselves4 ,sympa!tic laught] does n arise f any contemplation ( ludicr\s circum/ances1 b is only a sort ( reflection ( ! feel+s ( o!rs4 ,!re seems to be little intellig5ce 9 x1 b some?+ almo/ physical1 j z yawn+ is infecti\s1 or z on see+ a p]son w\nd$ 9 a limb we in/9ctively %r9k ourselves 9 ! same "p ( ! body4 ,ev5 a picture ( a man laugh+ w h "s effect ^u u1 & s h ^? songs 9 :i* exub]ant mir? is imitat$4 ,?us we (t5 laugh )\t feel+ j cause1 z we (t5 feel cause )\t laugh+4 ,all exhibitions ( emotion are infecti\s4 ,we feel sad at see+ a man 9 grief1 al?\gh ! s\rce ( 8 sorr[ is unkn[n to u2 & we are incl9$ to be joy\s :5 surr\nd$ by ! vot>ies ( mir?4 ,n unfrequ5tly we f9d a numb] ( p]sons laugh+1 :5 ! great] "p ( !m h no idea :at is ! cause ( ! m]rim5t4 ,sometimes we _c entirely resi/ ! impulse1 ev5 :5 we ourselves are ! object ( x1 s mu* are we incl9$ to ent] into ! feel+s & views ( ^? :o surr\nd u4 ,9 ?is1 z well z 9 _m o!r cases1 ! sight & proximity ( o!rs ex]cise ov] u a great influ5ce1 & sometimes almo/ a fasc9ation4 ,to ?is sympa?y we are l>gely indebt$ = ! diffusion ( high spirits4 ,x is pleasant to laugh & see o!rs laugh+1 & ?us ! "o leads to ! o!r4 ,laugh & be fat1 is a prov]b1 & x has be5 well obs]v$ t we l ^? :o make u laugh1 because !y give u pleasure4 ,we may add t we l to see o!rs joy\s1 because we feel t we are surr\nd$ by k9dly natures4 ,a gallant writ] tells u t he hopes to be rew>d$ = 8 lab\rs 9 ! field ( lit]ature by ! sweete/ ( all s\nds 9 nature--! laught] ( fair wom54 ,macready1 speak+ ( ?is influ5ce1 says3 ,! words ( ,milman w\ld h appli$ well to ,mrs4 ,jordan1 ',oh1 ! words laugh$ on h] lips6' ,mrs4 ,nesbitt1 ! *>m+ actress ( a late day1 _h a fasc9at+ p[] 9 ! sweetly-r++ notes ( h] he>ty mir?2 b ,mrs4 ,jordan's laugh 0 s ri*1 s app>5tly irrepressible1 s delici\sly self-enjoy+1 z to be at all times irresi/ible4 ,! agreeable influ5ce ( smiles is s well kn[n t _m are tempt$ to c\nt]feit !m1 & assume an expression 9 :i* ! eye & lip are 9 unhappy conflict4#c ,on ! o!r h&1 pa9ful ?\ghts are inimical to mir?4 ,no sally ( hum\r w bright5 ! c\nt5ance ( a man :o has lately suff]$ a sev]e loss1 & ev5 m5tal reflection w ext+ui% e sp>kle4 ,b ! b$ ( sickness c (t5 be bett] *e]$ by "s gay effloresc5ce1 "s happy turn ( ?\ght1 ?an by expressions ( condol5ce4 ,gal5 says t sculapius wrote comic songs to promote circulation 9 8 pati5ts2 & ,hippocrates tells u t a physician %\ld h a c]ta9 ready hum\r1 = au/]ity is repulsive bo? to well & ill4 ,! late ,sir ,*>les ,cl>k recognis$ ?is s f> t "o ( 8 pati5ts told me t 8 visits 7 l a bottle ( ,*ampagne2 & ,sir ,john ,byles obs]ves1 ,*e]fulness em95tly conduces to heal? bo? ( body & m9d2 x is "o ( ! great physicians ( nature4 ,il y a trois mdec9s qui ne se tromp5t pas1 ,la gait1 le d\x ex]cice1 et le mode/e repas4 ,e h\r r$eem$ f despond5cy & melan*oly1 & ba!d 9 ! sun%9e ( *e]fulness1 is an h\r ( true life ga9$4 ,our views ) reg>d to ! fir/ appe>ance ( laught] dep5d on :e!r we consid] t man 0 gradually develop$ f ! primeval oy/]1 or t he came into ! _w mu* 9 ! same condition z t 9 :i* we f9d him n[4 ,if we adopt ! =m] op9ion1 we mu/ consid] t no outw>d expressions ( feel+ orig9ally exi/$2 if ! latt]1 t !y 7 f ! fir/ almo/ z p]fect z !y are at pres5t4 ,b ,i ?9k t we %all be on tol]ably safe gr\nd1 & h ! support ( probability & hi/ory1 if we say t1 9 8 e>lie/ condition1 ! m5tal end[m5ts ( man 7 ( ! v humble/ description1 b t he _h always a t5d5cy to progress & improve4 ,?is view obta9s "s little corroboration f ! fact t ! s\nds animals utt] 9 ! e>ly /ages ( _! lives are n fully develop$1 & t ! *ildr5 ( ! poor are grav] & m sil5t ?an ^? ( ! educat$ classes4 ,b a c]ta9 pr$isposition to laught] !re always 01 = :at animal has ev] produc$ any b its own *>act]i/ic s\nd8 ,has n ev]yone its own natural mode ( expression8 ,does n ! dog %[ its pleasure by wagg+ its tail1 & ! cat by purr+8 ,we nev] f9d "o animal adopt+ ! vocal s\nds ( ano!r--a bird nev] mews1 & a cat nev] s+s4 ,"s m5 h be5 call$ cynics f _! :elpi% ill-temp]1 b none ( !m h ev] adopt$ a real can9e sn>l1 ?\gh x might express _! feel+s bett] ?an human language4 ,laught]1 s f> z we c judge1 c\ld n h be5 obta9$ by any m]e m5tal ex]cise1 nor w\ld x h come f imitation1 = x is only f\nd 9 man1 ! yelp+ ( a hy5a be+ z diff]5t f x z ! b>k+ ( a dog1 or ! cackl+ ( a goose4 ,we may1 h[ev]1 suppose t ! fir/ s\nds utt]$ by man 7 demon/rative ( pa9 or pleasure1 m>k+ a great prim>y di/9ction1 :i* we make 9 common ) all animals4 ,b our next expression %[$ sup]ior s5sibility & organism3 x d5ot$ a v peculi> p]ception ( ! int]m+l+ ( pa9 & pleasure1 a comb9ation ( opposite feel+s n possess$ by o!r animals1 or n di/9ct en\gh 9 !m to h a specific utt]ance4 ,!re might seem to be some?+ almo/ physical 9 ! s5sation1 z x c be excit$ by tickl+1 or ! inhalation ( gas4 ,simil> results may be produc$ by o!r bodily causes4 ,hom] speaks ( ! *iefs laugh+ aft] a sumptu\s banquet1 & ( a man laugh+ sweetly :5 drunk4 ,bacon's t]m titillatio1 w\ld seem v appropriate 9 su* cases4 ,!re 0 an idea1 9 old5 times1 t laught] emanat$ f a p>ticul> "p ( ! body4 ,tasso1 9 ,j]usalem ,deliv]$1 describ+ ! dea? ( ,ardonio1 :o 0 sla9 by a lance1 says t x ,pi]c$ him ?r\gh ! ve9 ,:]e laught] has h] f\nta9 & h] seat1 ,s t 7a dreadful bane7 ,he laugh$ = pa91 & laugh$ himself to dea?4 ,?is idea probably arose f obs]v+ ! spasmodic p[] ( laught]1 :i* 0 great] =m]ly ?an n[1 & to ! same orig9 we may attribute ! /ories ( ! fatal consequ5ces x has1 at times1 produc$2 ( ,zeuxis1 ! pa9t]1 hav+ expir$ 9 a fit br\ght on by contemplat+ a c>icature he _h made ( an old woman1 & ( ,franciscus ,cosal9us1 a le>n$ logician1 hav+ ?us brok5 a blood-vessel1 :i* l$ to 8 dy+ ( consumption4 ,wolfius relates t a c\ntry bumpk91 call$ ,brunsellius1 by *ance see+ a woman asleep at a s]mon fall (f h] seat1 0 s tak5 t he laugh$ = ?ree days1 :i* weak5$ him s t he cont9u$ = a long "t aft]w>ds 9 an infirm /ate4 ,we mu/ suppose t laught] has always exi/$ 9 man1 at lea/ z long z he has be5 physically con/itut$ z he is n[1 = x might always h be5 produc$ by tickl+ ! papill ( ! n]ves1 :i* are said to be m expos$ 9 man ?an 9 o!r animals4 ,:5 we h /at$ ! possibility ( ?is pleasurable s5sation be+ awak5$ "u su* circum/ances1 we h1 9 fact1 ass]t$ t x 0 9 c\rse ( "t ?us call$ into exi/5ce4 ,b ! enjoym5t might h be5 limit$ to ?is l[ phase1 = ! m9d might h be5 s vacant1 s defici5t 9 emotion & intellig5ce t ! moral & intellectual conditions necess>y = a high] k9d ( laught] might h be5 want+4 ,?is seems to be ! case among "s savages at ! pres5t day1 su* z ! ,new ,zeal&]s & ,nor? ,am]ican ,indians4 ,! e>lie/ laught] did n arise f :at we call ! ludicr\s1 b f some?+ app>5tly physical--su* z t\*--?\gh x does n foll[ t x w\ld nev] o!rwise h exi/$ at all1 =1 z ! m9d m fully develop$ itself1 facial expressions w\ld fl[ f sup]ior & m num]\s causes4 ,nor c we consid] t :at is prop]ly call$ mir? 0 %[n 9 ?is primitive physical laught]1 :i* 0 su* z may be suppos$ to h exi/$ :5 d>kness 0 on ! face ( ! intellectual _w4 ,h[ great1 & ( :at cont9uance1 0 ?is primeval /agnation mu/ be = ev] unkn[n to u1 b x 0 n de/9$ to prevail4 ,light gradually dawn$ ^u ! m5tal wa/es1 & !y became productive ( beauty & ord]4 ,z great] s5sibility develop$ itself1 emotion began to be express$2 fir/1 probably at an adult p]iod ( life1 by ! s\nds belong+ to ! correspond+ feel+s 9 ! bodily con/itution4 ,te>s & cries betok5 m5tal z well z physical angui%1 & laught] d5ot$ a mix$ pleasurable feel+ ei!r 9 m9d or body4 ,!re is a rem>kable in/ance ( ?is transf]5ce f ! s5ses to ! emotional feel+s 9 ! case ( :at is call$ s>donic laught]1 9 :i* a simil> contortion ( c\nt5ance to t caus$ by ! pung5cy ( a ,s>d9ian h]b is consid]$ to d5ote a c]ta9 moral ac]bity4 ,"h !re is an analogy e/abli%$ betwe5 ! s5ses & emotions 9 _! outw>d manife/ation1 j z !re is 9 language 9 ! d\ble mean+ ( su* t]ms z bitt] & sweet4 ,:5 we consid] ! fact t matt] is t :i* gives1 & m9d t :i* receives impressions1 or t our p]ceptions d n tea* ! nature ( ext]nal ?+s1 b t ( our own con/itution1 we %all admit t !re is n su* a fundam5tal diff]5ce betwe5 feel+s d]iv$ f ! s5se ( t\*1 & ^? com+ ?r\gh our o!r s5ses4 ,b we mu/ obs]ve t !re is a great practical diff]5ce betwe5 !m1 inasmu* z ! "o s5se rema9s 9 its orig9al primitive /ate1 & is n cultivat$ z are ! o!rs4 ,physical laught] requires no previ\s exp]i5ce1 no ex]cise ( judgm5t1 & !re=e has no connection ) ! intellectual p[]s ( ! m9d4 ,! l[e/ boor may laugh on be+ tickl$1 b a man mu/ h intellig5ce to be amus$ by wit4 ,! s5ses :i* are ! lea/ discrim9at+ are ! lea/ productive ( hum\r1 little is d]iv$ f t ( smell or ( ta/e1 ?\gh we may talk sometimes ( an educat$ palate & an acquir$ ta/e4 ,! f9] organs ( sight & he>+ are ! *ief m$iums ( hum\r1 b ! s5se ( t\* might by education be r5d]$ exquisitely s5sitive1 & ,dick5s m5tions ! case ( a girl he met 9 ,switz]l& :o 0 bl9d1 deaf1 & dumb1 b :o 0 con/antly laugh+4 ,among infants1 also1 :]e v slight complication is requir$1 ! s5se ( hum\r c be excit$ by t\*4 ,?us nurses w s+1 ,br[ br9ky1 eye w9key1 nose noppy1 *eek *]ry1 m\? m]ry1 & greatly increase ! little "o's appreciation by1 at ! same "t1 t\*+ ! features nam$4 ,contact ) o!r bodies occasions a s5sation1 & might1 by degrees1 awak5 an emotion2 & we might ?us h su* a s5se ( ! ludicr\s z t obta9$ ?r\gh eye & e>1 :i* is sometimes almo/ intuitive1 & b slightly d]iv$ f reflection or exp]i5ce4 ,( ?is k9d is t ar\s$ by ! rapid *anges ( =m & col\r ( ! kaleidoscope1 & ^? pantomimic repres5tations :i* amuse ! "y & un$ucat$1 & o!rs :o live mo/ly 9 ! s5ses4 ,we h n[ arriv$ at ! emotional phase ( laught]1 t 9 :i* emotion f> exce$s intellectual action4 ,at ?is /age1 we h a k9d ( laught] :i* we may call t ( pleasure1 inasmu* z x is ! fir/ t des]ves a di/9ct "n4 ,?is laught] ( pleasure requir$ v little complication ( ?\ght1 conta9$ no unamiable feel+1 & express$ ! milde/ s5se ( ! ludicr\s4 ,at ! same "t1 x did n fl[ f any m]e con/itutional joy\sness1 b only arose ^u c]ta9 occasions1 9 consequ5ce ( "s rem>kable & unusual occurr5ce--su* z ! reception ( glad tid+s1 or ! sudd5 acquisition ( "s good =tune4 ,?is anci5t laught]1 n[ no long] exi/+1 is allud$ to 9 e>ly writ+s4 ,?us we read 9 ,g54 xxi4 #f1 t ,s>ah1 on ! bir? ( ,isaac1 said ,god ha? made me to laugh1 s t all t he> w laugh ) me1 & 9 ,ps4 cxxvi41 ,:5 ! ,"l turn$ aga9 ! captivity ( ,zion1 we 7 l !m t dream4 ,!n 0 our m\? fill$ ) laught]1 & our tongue ) s++4 ,& 9 ,prov]bs we f9d1 ,!re is a "t to weep1 & a "t to laugh1 contra/+ ! expression ( sorr[ ) t ( pleasure4 ,pass+ into ,greek lit]ature1 we f9d laught] con/antly t]m$ sweet4 ,9 ,iliad xxi1 ,saturn smil$ sweetly at see+ 8 daught]2 9 xxiii4 ,! *iefs arose to ?r[ ! %ield1 & ! ,greeks laugh$1 i4e41 ) joy4 ,9 ,odyssey1 xx4 #cij1 !y prep>e ! banquet ) laught]4 ,od4 xxii41 #edb1 ,p5elope laughs at ,telema*us sneez+1 :5 %e is talk+ ( ,ulysses' return2 %e takes x = a good om54 ,& 9 ! ,hom]ic ,hymns1 :i*1 al?\gh inf]ior 9 date to ! old ,b>d1 are /ill among ! e>lie/ specim5s ( lit]ature1 we f9d1 9 t to ,m]cury1 t ! god laughs on behold+ a tortoise1 ?9k+ t he w make a beautiful lyre out ( its %ell2 & a little fur!r on1 ,apollo laughs at he>+ ! s\nd ( ! lyre4 ,9 ! hymn to ,aphrodite1 ! laught]-lov+ ,v5us laugh$ sweetly :5 %e ?\ght ( m5 & mortals be+ int]m>ri$4 ,! fact t ?is & ! prec$+ k9ds ( laught] 7 n necess>ily reg>d$ z intellectual1 is evid5t f ! anci5t poets attribut+ !m to vegetable & inorganic life4 ,consid]able lic5ce 9 p]sonification mu/ no d\bt be conc$$ to ^? :o w5t s f> z to deify ! elem5ts1 & to imag9e a sort ( s\l 9 ! univ]se1 & no d\bt language z well z feel+ 0 n at ! "t /rictly limit$4 ,b x mu/ be rem>k$ t1 :ile !y r>ely attribute laught] to ! l[] animals1 !y also nev] ascribe any o!r sign ( emotion1 nor ev5 t 9 its high] k9ds1 to ins5sate matt]4 ,9 all ^! passages x is ( a physical1 or m]ely pleasurable description4 ,9 ,iliad xiv4 #cfb1 speak+ ( ! ,grecian ho/1 ,hom] says t ! gleam ( _! arm\r 0 reflect$ to heav51 & all ! e>? ar\nd laugh$ at ! braz5 refulg5ce4 ,9 ,hesiod's ,!ogony1 v4 #dj1 we read t :5 ! ,muses are s++ ! palace ( l\d-?und]+ ,jove laughs 7) delight7 at _! lily voice2 & 9 ! ,hymn to ,c]es we f9d ,pros]p9e behold+ a ,n>cissus1 f ! root ( :i* a hundr$ heads sprang =? & ! :ole heav5s 7 sc5t$ ) its fragrance1 & ! :ole e>? laugh$ & ! br9y wave ( ! sea4 ,!ognis writes t ,delos1 :5 ,apollo 0 born1 0 fill$ ) ! ambrosial od\r1 & ! huge e>? laugh$4 ,! poets seem$ sc>cely to h advanc$ beyond su* a bold similitude1 & we may conclude t :ile !y saw 9 laught] some?+ above ! p[]s ( ! brute creation1 !y did n consid] t x necess>ily express$ ! smalle/ ex]cise ( intellect4 ,?is laught] ( pleasure1 :i* *e]$ ! e>ly c5turies ( ! _w1 n[ no long] exi/s except p]haps 9 *ildhood4 ,x belongs to simpl] if n happi] natures ?an our own4 ,if a man 7 n[ to say t 8 fri5ds laugh$ on he>+ ( "s good =tune hav+ come to him1 we %\ld suppose t !y disbeliev$ x1 or ?\ght !re 0 some?+ ridicul\s 9 ! occurr5ce4 ,9 ^! less emotional ages1 9 :i* ! manife/ations ( joy & sorr[ are m subdu$1 x is mute1 & has subsid$ into a smile4 ,x is difficult to say :5 ! *ange took place1 b our f9d+ smiles m5tion$ 9 ,hom]1 ?\gh n 9 ,scripture1 might sugge/ _! ,greek orig91 if !y 7 at fir/ m]ely a modification ( ! e>ly laught] ( pleasure1 betok5+ little m ?an k9dly or joy\s emotions4 ,al?\gh n always n[ g5ial1 ! smile cont9ues to be us$ = ! symbol ( pleasure1 ev5 9 ref]5ce to inanimate ,nature1 z :]e ,milton writes ,old ,ocean smil$4 ,! smile may h prec$$ laught]1 z ! bud comes be=e ! blossom1 b x may1 on ! o!r h&1 h be5 a r$uction ( some?+ m demon/rative4 ,we h /ill a k9d ( laught] approa*+ v ne>ly to t ( pleasure1 :i* conta9s little reflection1 b _c be reg>d$ z simply physical4 ,?is description seems to be t allud$ to 9 ! ,book ( ,ecclesia/es1 ,i said ( laught]1 x is mad1 & ( mir?1 :at good doe? x8 ,( ! same nature is t to :i* "s excitable & joy\s p]sons are con/itutionally incl9$4 ,_! p]petual m]rim5t seems to u *ildi% & silly4 ,?us ,/eele obs]ves to an hil>i\s fri5d1 ,sir1 y nev] laugh$ 9 y\r life1 & f>!r on he rem>ks1 ,"s m5 laugh f m]e b5evol5ce4 ,! pleasure accompany+ ! p]ception ( ! ludicr\s has be5 by "s attribut$ to ! ex]cise ( c]ta9 muscles 9 ! face1 & by o!rs to ! acquisition ( new ideas4 ,b we may safely disc>d bo? !ories1 = ! =m] d]ives ! enjoym5t f physical in/ead ( m5tal s\rces1 & ! latt] gives u cr$it = too great a delight 9 k1 ev5 7 x ?us g5]ally obta9$4 ,! enjoym5t seems p>tly to arise f /imulation & activity ( m9d1 excitem5t be+ g5]ally agreeable1 :]eas inaction is monoton\s & we>isome4 ,b x seems also p>tly to be d]iv$ f s\rces :i* are1 or appe> to be1 collat]al4 ,?us1 9 ! e>ly laught] ( pleasure1 "s solid advantage or gratification1 pres5t or future1 0 always 9 view1 & f m5 be+ delight$ at _! own success1 :i* mu/ (t5 h be5 obta9$ at ! exp5se ( o!rs1 x 0 an easy transition to rejoice at ! failure ( rivals4 ,9 ^? primitive times1 :5 p felt !mselves insecure1 & "o tribe 0 con/antly at w> ) ano!r1 !re 0 no?+ t gave !m s mu* joy z ! mis=tunes ( _! enemies4 ,!y exhibit$ _! exultation by indulg+ 9 extravagant transports1 9 %\t+1 9 s++ & danc+1 & :5 !re appe>$ "s /rang5ess or peculi>ity1 some?+ sudd5 or unacc\ntable 9 su* disa/]s1 laught] broke =? ( t rude & ho/ile "* :i* we may occasionally /ill he> among ! un$ucat$ classes4 ,x accord$ ) ! age 9 :i* x prevail$--a p]iod :5 m5 7 highly emotional & passionate1 :ile _! intellectual p[]s 7 feeble & inactive4 ,! two e>ly phases ( ! ludicr\s--^? ( pleasure & ( ho/ility--conta9+ small complexity1 & a l>ge proportion ( emotion1 are to a c]ta9 ext5t felt by ! l[] animals4 ,dr4 ,d>w9 has obs]v$ an approximation to ! laught] ( pleasure 9 monkeys1 b he does n connect x ) intellig5ce1 & w\ld n1 ,i believe1 claim = !m any s5se ( ! ludicr\s4 ,i h1 h[ev]1 se5 a dog1 on sudd5ly meet+ a fri5d1 n only wag 8 tail1 b curl up ! corn]s ( 8 lips1 & %[ 8 tee?1 z if delight$ & amus$4 ,we may also h obs]v$ a v rogui% expression sometimes 9 ! face ( a small dog :5 he is b>k+ at a l>ge "o1 j z a cat evid5tly f9ds "s fun 9 torm5t+ & play+ ) a captur$ m\se4 ,i h ev5 he>d ( a monkey :o1 = 8 amusem5t1 put a live cat into a pot ( boil+ wat] on ! fire4 ,^! animals are ^? mo/ ne>ly alli$ to man1 b ! p]ception ( ! ludicr\s is n /rong en\gh 9 !m to occasion laught]4 ,! op9ion ( ,vives t animals d n laugh because ! muscles ( _! c\nt5ances d n all[ !m1 c sc>cely be reg>d$ z philosophical4 ,milton tells u t1 ,smiles f reason fl[1 ,to brutes d5i$2 a /atem5t :i* may be tak5 z g5]ally correct1 al?\gh we admit t !re may be "s approximation to smil+ among ! l[] animals1 & t x does n always necess>ily proce$ f reason4 ,! pleasure f\nd 9 ho/ile laught] soon l$ to practical jokes4 ,al?\gh n[ disc\nt5anc$1 !y 7 anci5tly v common1 & =m$ ! fir/ l9k betwe5 hum\r & ! ludicr\s4 ,!y 7 n imitative1 & did n %[ any actual p[] to inv5t :at 0 humor\s1 b a desire to amuse by do+ some?+ :i* might cause "s ludicr\s action or sc5e1 j z p unable to speak w\ld po9t to ?+s !y wi% to designate4 ,^! e>ly jokes _h sev]] objects c\pl$ ) amusem5t1 & 7 :at we %\ld call no joke at all4 ,! fir/ "* 9 ! records ( antiquity t seems to h _h any?+ qua9t or droll ab\t x is t ( ,samson4 ,/&+ out amid ! confusion ( leg5d>y times1 he gives u good specim5s ( ! fi]ce & wild k9d ( m]rim5t reli%$ 9 anci5t days2 & 0 fond ( mak+ v sangu9>y sport = ! ,phili/9es4 ,he 0 an exagg]ation ( a n v uncommon type ( man1 9 :i* brute /r5g? is jo9$ to loose morals & :imsical fancy4 ,p 7 m incl9$ to laugh at suff]+s =m]ly1 because !y 7 n ke5ly s5sitive to pa91 & also _h less feel+ & consid]ation = o!rs4 ,t ,samson f\nd "s malici\s k9d ( pleasure & div]sion 9 8 reprisals on 8 enemies1 & made _! mis=tunes m9i/] to 8 amusem5t1 is evid5t f ! /range "* ( 8 exploits4 ,he caught ?ree hundr$ foxes1 & took fire-br&s1 & turn$ tail to tail1 & put a fire-br& 9 ! mid/ betwe5 two tails1 & :5 he _h set ! br&s on fire1 he let !m g into ! /&+ corn ( ! ,phili/9es1 & burnt up bo? ! %ocks & also ! /&+ corn ( ! ,phili/9es1 ) ! v9ey>ds & olives4 ,on ano!r occasion he all[$ himself to be b\nd ) cords1 & ?us app>5tly deliv]$ p[]less into ! h&s ( 8 enemies2 he !n broke 8 bonds l flax t 0 burnt ) fire1 & tak+ ! jaw-bone ( an ass1 :i* he f\nd1 slew a ?\s& m5 ) x4 ,8 acc\nt ( ?is massacre %[s t he reg>d$ x 9 a humor\s light3 ,) ! jaw-bone ( an ass heaps ^u heaps1 ) ! jaw ( an ass ,i h sla9 a ?\s& m54 ,we might also ref] to 8 c>ry+ away ! gates ( ,gaza to ! top ( a hill t is be=e ,hebron1 & to 8 dup+ ,delilah ab\t ! sev5 gre5 )es4 ,9 ! above in/ances x w be obs]v$ t de/ruction or disappo9tm5t ( enemies 0 ! prim>y1 & amusem5t ! second>y object4 ,x mu/ be admitt$ t all su* jokes are ( a v poor & sev]e description4 ,!y h n ! undesign$ co9cid5ce ( ! ludicr\s nor ! fanciful inv5tion ( true hum\r4 ,samson 0 evid5tly reg>d$ z a droll fell[ 9 8 day1 b beyond 8 jokes ! only v5ture ( 8 on record is a riddle1 :i* %[$ v little +5uity1 & c n be reg>d$ z humor\s n[1 ev5 if x 7 s !n4 ,x w\ld1 p]haps1 be go+ too f> to ass]t t no laught] ( a bett] k9d exi/$ be=e ! age at :i* we are n[ arriv$2 "s m9ds are always 9 advance ( _! "t1 z o!rs are beh9d x1 b !y are few4 ,! only place 9 :i* !re is any approa* 9 e>ly times to :at may be call$ critical laught] is record$ :]e ,abraham & ,s>ah 7 in=m$ ( ! approa*+ bir? ( ,isaac4 ,p]haps ?is laught] 0 mo/ly t ( pleasure4 ,s>ah d5i$ t %e laugh$1 & ,abraham 0 n rebuk$ :5 guilty ( ! same levity4#d ,) ! exception ( ! above-m5tion$ riddle1 & r\gh pranks ( ,samson1 we h no trace ( hum\r until aft] ! comm5cem5t ( ! ,mon>*y4 ,! reigns ( ,david & ,solomon seem$ to h =m$ ! brighte/ p]iod 9 ! lit]>y hi/ory ( ! ,jews4 ,! sweet ,psalmi/ ( ,israel 0 p>tly ! pione] to deep] ?\ght1 p>tly ! repres5tative ( ! age 9 :i* he liv$4 ,x is ! *>m ( 8 poetry t x is v ri* & recondite--a m9e ( gold1 :i* ! f>!r x is work$1 ! m preci\s its yield becomes4 ,b x ev]y:]e be>s ! /amp ( passion & religi\s ard\r1 & does n bespeak ! critical incisiv5ess ( a highly civilis$ age4 ,argum5tative acum5 w\ld h be5 z mu* bel[ ! poetic m9d ( ,david 9 "o respect z x 0 above x 9 ano!r1 & :ile 8 raptur\s language ( admiration & fai? seems above ! range ( human g5ius2 8 bitt] d5unciations ( 8 enemies rem9d u ( 8 date1 & ! circum/ances by :i* he 0 surr\nd$4 ,su* immaturity w\ld be suffici5t to acc\nt = ! non-exi/5ce ( hum\r4 ,x may be urg$ t ,david _h no t5d5cy 9 t direction4 ,8 ?\ghts 7 turn$ t[>ds ! sublime1 & 8 religi\s "*1 8 royal e/ate1 & ! vicissitudes ( 8 e>ly life1 all incl9$ him to s]i\s reflection4 ,b we d n f9d t ,david 0 inv>iably grave & solemn4 ,he indulg$ 9 laught] at ! mis=tunes ( 8 adv]s>ies1 z we may conclude f a passage 9 ,psalm lii1 #f4 ,god %all likewise de/roy !e = ev]2 he %all take !e away & pluck !e out ( ?y dwell+-place1 & root !e out ( ! l& ( ! liv+4 ,selah4 ,! righte\s also %all see & fe>1 & %all laugh at him4 ,he also consid]$ t1 9 turn1 8 enemies w\ld d]ide him1 if he 7 unsuccessful4 ,psalm xxii1 #g--;,all !y t see me laugh me to scorn2 !y %oot out ! lip & %ake ! head1 say+1 ',he tru/$ 9 ! ,"l4' ,he evid5tly ?\ght !re 0 no?+ wrong 9 su* laught]1 = he ev5 consid]s x compatible ) ,div9e attributes1#e ,psalm ii1 #d1 ,he t sitte? 9 ,heav5 %all laugh2 ! ,"l %all h !m 9 d]ision2 & ,psalm xxxvii1 #ac1 ,! ,"l %all laugh at him1 = he see? t 8 day is com+4 ,no?+ c make x m c]ta9 ?an su* expressions t ! prophets int]pret$ ! intimations !y receiv$ f above by clo?+ !m ) _! own mundane similitudes4 ,on ! o!r h&1 al?\gh ,david laugh$ at 8 enemies1 he nev] seems to h done s at any?+ else4 ,he frequ5tly m5tions fools1 b always ) dete/ation4 ,to him ! t]m did n convey any idea ( frivolity or ecc5tricity1 b ( crime & wick$ness4 ,all ^! consid]ations t5d to conv9ce u t we c see 9 ! writ+s ( ,david a fairly good reflection ( ! mir? common 9 8 day4 ,add to ?is t !re is no trace 9 any contempor>y "w ( an attempt beyond ! emotional phases ( ! ludicr\s1 & we d n at ?is "t read ( any p]=mance ( ,jewi% plays1 or ( any k9d ( amus+ repres5tations4 ,a m advanc$1 b less fai?ful age is repres5t$ by ano!r man4 ,! soldi]-k+ pass$ away to make room = "o educat$ "u mild] influ5ces4 ,he inh]it$ n ! piety or w>like virtues ( 8 fa!r1 b turn$ ! same greatness ( m9d into a m luxuri\s & le>n$ *annel4 ,9 8 writ+s we f9d little t approa*es ! sublime1 b mu* t implies analytical dep? & complexity ( ?\ght4 ,8 tone bespeaks a settl$ & civiliz$ p]iod fav\rable to art & philosophy1 9 :i* subtlety 0 appreciat$1 :ile ! old feel+s ( ac]bity _h become greatly s(t5$4 ,9 ! intellectual & moral /ate at ?is date1 !re 7 _m conditions fav\rable to ! developm5t ( hum\r4 ,b we d n f9d x yet actually exi/+1 al?\gh we mu/ suppose t a m9d capable ( =m+ prov]bs c\ld n h be5 entirely ins5sible to x4 ,we may def9e a prov]b to be a moral /atem5t1 in/ructive 9 object1 & epigrammatically express$4 ,x is always some:at controv]sial1 & :5 x approa*es a truism sc>cely des]ves ! "n4 ,a great _m ( ,solomon's prov]bs may be reg>d$ 9 two lights1 & ,i ?9k a comp>ison betwe5 "s ( !m w %[ t he 0 aw>e ( ! fact1 & if s he c\ld sc>cely h avoid$ feel+ "s s5se ( ! ludicr\s1 & ev5 ( hav+ a slight idea ( hum\r 9 its high] phases4 ,i %all allude 9 illu/ration ( ?is to a prov]b (t5 quot$ ironically at ! pres5t day4 ,9 ! multitude ( c\nsellors !re is wisdom1 & :i* we h combat$ & answ]$ by a common dome/ic adage4 ,aga9 ,solomon is r h>d ^u ! fail+s ( ! ladies1 ,! cont5tions ( a wife1 he says1 are a cont9ual dropp+4 ,x is bett] to dwell 9 ! corn] ( a h\setop ?an ) a brawl+ woman 9 a wide h\se4 ,x is bett] to dwell 9 ! wild]ness ?an ) a cont5ti\s & angry woman4 ,! mean+ ( all ^! say+s mu/ be t wom5 are ( a v irritable & vexati\s "*4 ,b did ,solomon really believe 9 ! /rong t]ms he us$ t[>ds !m4 ,we %\ld say n to judge by 8 life1 = he _h sev5 hundr$ wives1 & ?ree hundr$ concub9es2 & al?\gh he says t1 z a jewel ( gold 9 a sw9e's sn\t1 s is a fair woman t is )\t discretion--a v /rong comp>ison--we may be sure t he _h a great _m ( ^! despicable creatures domicil$ 9 8 own palace4 ,solomon's /rictures ) reg>d to money may also be reg>d$ z ( some:at unc]ta9 value3--,h[ mu* bett] is x to get wisdom ?an gold1 s\nds v well1 al?\gh ,solomon mu/ h kn[n t _m m5 w\ld pref] ! latt]1 & hi/ory seems to say t he 0 n av]se f x himself4 ,he t is despis$ & ha? a s]vant is bett] ?an he t hon\re? himself1 & lacke? bread1 %[s at lea/ "s appreciation ( ! usefulness ( weal?4 ,ecclesia/es makes a m decid$ /atem5t4 ,money answ]e? all ?+s4 ,i %\ld imag9e ,solomon 0 z mu* alive to ! two sides ( ! "q1 z 0 ! ,greek :o on be+ ask$ sc(f+ly :y philosoph]s foll[$ ri* m51 b ri* m5 nev] foll[$ philosoph]s1 repli$1 ,because philosoph]s "k :at !y want1 b ri* m5 d n4 ,9 "o place ,solomon %[s 8 consci\sness t 8 prov]bs may be view$ z true or false4 ,he gives two opposite propositions--,answ] n a fool accord+ to 8 folly1 le/ ?\ also be l unto him1 &1 ,answ] a fool accord+ to 8 folly1 le/ he be wise 9 8 own conceit4 ,%ortly aft]w>ds1 he obs]ves1 z if ! idea ( p]v]t+ & turn+ prov]bs 0 9 8 m9d1 ,! legs ( a lame man are n equal1 s is a p>able 9 ! m\? ( fools4 ,!re 0 ano!r =m besides t ( ,prov]bs1 9 :i* dur+ e>li] ages moral & political tea*+s 7 express$4 ,"o ( ! fir/ comp>isons man le>n$ to draw 0 t betwe5 himself & ! l[] animals2 & ! sep>ation betwe5 reason & in/9ct w\ld n appe> to be at fir/ s cle>ly def9$ z x is at pres5t4 ,be=e ! gr[? ( cities1 & ! increas$ int]c\rse & accumulat$ exp]i5ce result+ f _! =mation1 ! m5tal developm5t ( man 0 s small z n to (f] any v /rong contra/ to ! sagacity ( o!r animals4 ,! greate/ m5 ( anci5t times 7 m]ely nomad *iefs liv+ on ! wild pa/ure pla9s1 (t5 t5d+ _! own flocks1 &1 no d\bt1 l ! ,arabs ( ! pres5t day1 mak+ companions ( _! camels & horses4 ,by ! riv]s & 9 ! jungles1 !y (t5 enc\nt]$ bea/s ( prey1 became famili> ) _! habits1 & =m$ a high] op9ion ( _! intellig5ce ?an we g5]ally hold4 ,at t "t1 :5 /r5g? 0 m e/eem$ ?an intellectual gifts1 !re 0 sometimes a t5d5cy to consid] !m z r above ?an bel[ ! human race4 ,! lion1 ! eagle1 & ! /ag possess$ qualities to :i* x 0 man's highe/ ambition to aspire1 &1 9 "s cases1 he ev5 w5t s f> z to wor%ip !m4 ,9 ! anci5t civilisation ( ,egypt we f9d ! mo/ num]\s traces ( ?is culture & feel+--gods1 k+s1 rul]s1 & disembodi$ spirits be+ repres5t$ entirely or p>tially "u ! =ms ( :at we call ! l[] animals4 ,! /range allegorical figures f\nd at ,n9eveh may also be consid]$ illu/rations 9 po9t4 ,!re 0 evid5tly no c>icature int5d$ 9 ^! repres5tations1 & x is wor?y ( notice t su* z are grotesque are n e>li] ?an ,roman times4 ,x is unnecess>y to recapitulate ! beautiful comp>isons ( ?is "* :i* are pr(usely scatt]$ ?r\gh ,holy ,writ1 b we %\ld especially notice ! bless+ giv5 by ,jacob to 8 sons on 8 dea?-b$2 9 :i* we seem almo/ to discov] ! fir/ orig9 ( h]aldry4 ,ano!r rem>kable comp>ison is t ( ,na?an1 aptly made1 & likely to s9k ) weight into ! he>t ( ! ,%eph]d-,k+4 ,! same respect = animals surviv$ 9 ! "t ( ! e>lie/ ,greek writ]s4 ,hom] 9 8 solemn epic has num]\s in/ances ( x3--,hector 9 ,iliad xi1 #big1 is sett+ ! ,trojans on l dogs at a wild bo> or lion4 ,9 xi1 #eeg1 ,ajax retreat+ sl[ly f ! ,trojans is comp>$ to an ass :o has gone to fe$ 9 a field1 & :om ! boys f9d great difficulty 9 driv+ out1 ?\gh !y belab\r him well ) cudgels4 ,agamemnon is comp>$ to a bull1 ,s>p$on & ,patroclus 9 deadly combat to two vultures1 & ,diom$ & ,ulysses pursue ,dolon z two fleet h\nds *ase a h>e4 ,all ^! 7 evid5tly int5d$ to be mo/ poetical1 if n elevat+ similes2 _! dignity w\ld h be5 lo/ c\ld !y possibly h be5 reg>d$ z humor\s4 ,simonides ( ,amorgos 9 ! sev5? c5tury ,b4,c41 is rem>kable = ?is k9d ( illu/ration4 ,aft] "s lam5tations ab\t human life1 he obs]ves t no?+ is bett] ?an a good wife1 or worse ?an a bad "o1 & he proce$s to comp>e wom5 to v>i\s animals4 ,he is also evid5tly v s]i\s ov] ! subject1 & reg>ds x z no joke at all4 ,p]haps !re 0 also some?+ to be said on ! o!r side1 = he rem>ks t a gadd+ wife _c be cur$1 ev5 if y knock out h] tee? ) a /one4 ,he lik5s !m to pigs & polecats1 horses & apes2 & only praises ! desc5dant ( ! bee4 ,9 a passage und\bt$ly ( e>ly date1 & attribut$ to ,x5ophanes1 ! f\nd] ( ! ,eleatic s*ool ( philosophy1 7#edj-ejj7 ! writ] enum]ates ! v>i\s ways1 9 :i* o!r animals are sup]ior to man4 ,if by ! w ( ,god !re 7 an equality & community 9 life1 s t ! h]ald ( ! ,olympian games %\ld n only call m5 to ! conte/1 b also bid all animals to come1 no man w\ld c>ry (f a prize2 = 9 ! long race ! horse w\ld be ! be/2 ! h>e w\ld w9 ! %ort race2 ! de] w\ld be be/ 9 ! d\ble race4 ,no man's fleetness w\ld c\nt = any?+1 & no "o s9ce ,h]cules w\ld seem to h be5 /rong] ?an ! elephant or lion2 ! bull w\ld c>ry (f ! cr[n 9 /rik+1 & ! ass 9 kick+1 & hi/ory w\ld record t an ass conqu]$ m5 9 wre/l+ & box+4 ,b ! light 9 :i* ! l[] animals 7 reg>d$1 produc$ o!r fanciful comb9ations4 ,n only 7 m5 giv5 ! attributes ( animals1 b animals 7 end[$ ) ! gifts peculi> to man4 ,all ?+s 7 !n possible4 ,/&+ z he seem$ 9 ! c5tre ( a pla9 ( indef9ite or int]m9able ext5t1 h[ c\ld any man limit ! productions or vag>ies ( ,nature1 ev5 if he possess$ f> m ?an ! n>r[ exp]i5ce ( ^? days8 ,moreov]1 ! b\nd>y l9es 7 vague betwe5 ! natural & sup]natural1 & ! latt] 0 suppos$ to be con/antly int]pos+ 9 ! ord9>y affairs ( life4 ,among o!r beliefs !n preval5t1 0 "o 9 ! exi/5ce ( a k9d ( half nature1 su* z t 9 ,c5taurs1 dragons1 & griff9s4 ,9 ! ,assyrian cunei=m inscriptions lately deciph]$1 we read1 ( "o ,heabani1 a semi-bov9e h]mit1 suppos$ to h liv$ #b1bjj ,b4,c4 ,?us ! acc\nts 9 ,scripture ( ! s]p5t acco/+ ,eve1 & ( ,balaam argu+ ) 8 ass1 w\ld n h seem$ s rem>kable !n z !y d to u4 ,9 an ,egyptian novel--! olde/ extant1 cir4 #a1djj ,b4,c4--a c[ tells ,bata t 8 eld] bro!r is /&+ be=e him ) 8 dagg] ready to kill him4 ,he und]/ood1 we are told1 ! language ( animals1 & 0 aft]w>ds trans=m$ into a bull4 ,greek tradition z record$ by ,plato1 ,x5ophon1 ,babrius1 & o!rs1 speaks ( an e>ly gold5 age 9 :i* m5 & animals held colloquies toge!r z 9 our fables2 :5ce we %\ld conclude ?is mu*--t !re 0 a "t :5 poets v commonly introduc$ !m z hold+ conv]sations1 & :5 philosoph]s illu/rat$ _! doctr9es f ! animal _w4 ,! fable1 we are told1 0 an inv5tion ( anci5t ,assyrian m5 9 ! days ( ,n9us & ,belus1 & 9 confirmation ( its ,ea/]n orig91 we may obs]ve t ! apologues ( ,lokman are ( ,indian d]ivation4 ,he is suppos$1 by ,arabian writ]s1 to h be5 ei!r a nephew ( ,abraham or ,job1 or a c\nsellor ( ,david or ,solomon4 ,! fir/ specim5 we h ( an ord9>y fable1 i4e41 ( "o 9 :i* ! int]locutors are l[] animals1 is f\nd 9 ,hesiod1 :o is plac$ ab\t a c5tury aft] ,hom]4 ,x runs ?us3-- ,n[ ,i w tell ! k+s a fable1 :i* !y w und]/& ( !mselves4 ,?us spake ! hawk to ! night+ale1 :om he 0 c>ry+ 9 8 talons high 9 air1 ',fooli% creature6 :y do/ ?\ cry out8 ,"o mu* /rong] ?an ?\ ha? seiz$ !e1 ?\gh ?\ art a song/]4 ,i c te> !e to pieces1 or let !e g at my pleasure4' ,b fables d n come fully "u our view until !y are connect$ ) ! "n ( sop1 :o is said to h introduc$ !m into ,greece4 ,9 g5]al 8 fables pret5d to no?+ m ?an an illu/ration ( prov]bial wisdom1 b 9 "s cases !y proce$ a /ep f>!r1 & %[ ! losses & disappo9tm5ts :i* result f a neglect ( prud5t consid]ations4 ,x _c be d5i$ t !re is some?+ fanciful & amus+ 9 ^! fables1 /ill !re is n mu* 9 !m to excite laught]--!y are n suffici5tly direct or pung5t = t4 ,! losses or disappo9tm5ts m5tion$1 or impli$1 give a c]ta9 ex]cise to ! feel+s ( opposition 9 ! human brea/1 & if !y are suppos$ to be su* z c\ld n easily h be5 =ese51 we %\ld reg>d ! n>ratives z humor\s4 ,b ?is is sc>cely ! case2 ! mi%aps arise simply & directly f ! situations1 & are relat$ ) a view to ! inculcation ( tru?1 r ?an ! exhibition ( error4 ,h5ce ! basis is diff]5t f t 9 g5u9e hum\r1 & ! complication is small4 ,/ill ! object evid5tly 0 to allure m5 into ! pa?s ( wisdom ?r\gh ! pleasure gr\nds ( imag9ation4 ,addison has ju/ly obs]v$ t fables 7 ! fir/ k9d ( hum\r4 ,z ! days ( ,a!nian civilization advanc$1 _! light *aff 0 ?\ght m ( ?an _! solid matt]4 ,two hundr$ ye>s ( progress 9 man caus$ ! animals to be truly consid]$ l[]1 natural di/9ctions 7 bett] appreciat$1 & !re seem$ to be some?+ absurd 9 ! idea ( _! ?9k+ or talk+4 ,h5ce sop's fables are spok5 ( by ,ari/ophanes z some?+ laughable1 & ! fabuli/ came to be reg>d$ z a humori/4 ,?is feel+ ga9$ gr\nd s mu* aft]w>ds t ,lucian makes sop act ! "p ( a buffoon 9 ,! ,isles ( ! ,bless$4 ,su* views no d\bt influ5c$ ! traditions ) reg>d to ! condition & *>act]i/ics ( _! compos]4 ,!re 0 ! m field = ?is1 inasmu* z ev5 ! fables 7 only h&$ d[n orally4 ,"s biograph]1 =m]ly suppos$ to h be5 ,planudes ! monk1 seems to h f]tiliz$ ) 8 own inv5tive g5ius _m tales :i* _h !mselves no bett] f\ndation ?an ! conjectures d]iv$ f ! tone & nature ( ! fables4 sop 0 repres5t$ z droll1 z a sort ( wit1 & by a developm5t ( ! connection 9 ! m9d betwe5 hum\r & ! ludicr\s1 !y gave him an infirm body1 hesitat+ spee*1 & s]vile condition4 ,improv+ ! /ory1 !y said 8 figure fright5$ ! s]vants ( ! m]*ant :o b\ght him4 ,at ! same "t _m clev] tricks & spee*es 7 attribut$ to him4 ,:at we really glean f su* /ories is1 t animal fables soon came to be reg>d$ z humor\s4 ,x is probable t "s fabuli/ ( ! "n ( sop at "o "t exi/$1 b we "k no?+ ) c]ta9ty ab\t 8 life1 & _m ( ! fables attribut$ to him 7 p]haps ( old] date4 ,! advance 9 ! direction ( hum\r1 :i* 0 manife/$ 9 sop's fictions1 0 also f\nd 9 ! opul5t ,ionian ,syb>is4 ,?is city1 situat$ on ! lovely ,bay ( ,t>5tum1 0 n[ at ! height ( its fame1 ! ackn[l$g$ c5tre ( ,greek luxury & civilization4 ,a reflection ( ori5tal spl5d\r seems to h be5 ca/ ^u x1 & we read ( all k9ds ( extravagant & curi\s arrangem5ts = ! indulg5ce ( ease & indol5ce4 ,amid all ?is luxury & leisure1 fancy 0 n unemploy$4 ,we f9d t1 l ! =m] lead]s ( fa%ion 9 ?is c\ntry1 !y kept a goodly tra9 ( monkeys1#f & anticipat$ our circus p]=mances by tea*+ _! horses to dance on _! h9d legs1 an advance above practical jok+ & bel[ pictorial c>icature4 ,moreov]1 intellectual ent]ta9m5t 0 requir$ at _! sumptu\s fea/s1 & g5ius 0 task$ to f9d some?+ light & racy1 maxims ( deep significance int]wov5 ) gay & fanciful creations4 ,!re 0 n suffici5t subtlety ab\t ^! inv5tions to entitle !m to ! "n ( hum\r 9 our mod]n s5se ( ! ^w2 mu* complication 0 n !n requir$1 nor mu* laught] expect$4 ,! fables ( ,syb>is seem to h be5 ( a simil>ly philosophical ca/ to ^? ( sop4 ,! foll[+ specim5 is giv5 9 ! ,vesp1 #adbg4 ,a man ( ,syb>is fell f a *>iot1 &1 z x happ5$1 _h 8 head brok5--= he 0 n well acqua9t$ ) driv+--& a fri5d :o /ood by1 said1 ',let e man practise ! craft1 :i* he und]/&s4' ,we obs]ve t ^! fables are n c>ri$ on ?r\gh ! assi/ance ( our f\r-foot$ fri5ds4 ,at ,syb>is1 conv]sation betwe5 m5 & ! l[] animals _h begun to appe> n only absurd1 b to be improv$ ^u & made ) ! evid5t int5tion ( be+ humor\s4 ,h5ce1 inanimate ?+s 7 sometimes made to speak1 & 9 succe$+ fictions birds & bea/s 7 giv5 su* special *>act]i/ics & requirem5ts ( m5 z c\ld lea/ h belong$ to !m4 ,z an example ( ?is1 we may ref] to ! ,batra*omyoma*ia--a production call$ ,hom]ic b prov$ by ! v l5g? ( its "n to belong to a lat] date4 ,x is ascrib$ by ,plut>* to ,pigres1 ! bro!r ( ! ,halic>nassian ,que51 ,artemisia1 contempor>y ) ! ,p]sian ,w>4 ,?is poem1 :i* is a p>ody on ,hom]1 rem9ds u1 9 its microscopic repres5tation ( human affairs1 ( ! travels ( ,gulliv] 9 ,lilliput4 ,a frog (f]s to give a m\se a ride across ! wat] on 8 back4 ,un=tunately1 a wat]-snake lifts up its head :5 !y are 9 ! middle passage1 & ! frog div+ to avoid ! dang]1 ! m\se is dr[n$4 ,f ?is trifl+ cause !re arises a mighty w> betwe5 ! frogs & ! mice4 ,! conte/ is c>ri$ on 9 true ,hom]ic /yle2 ! mice-w>riors are arm$ ) bean-pods = greaves1 lamp-bosses = %ields1 nut%ells = helmets1 & long ne$les = spe>s4 ,! frogs h leaves ( will[ on _! legs1 cabbage leaves = %ields1 cockle-%ells = helmets1 & bulru%es = spe>s4 ,_! names are sugge/ive1 z 9 a mod]n pantomime4 ,among ! mice we h ,crumb-/eal]1 ,*eese-scoop]1 & ,lick-di%2 among ! frogs1 ,puff-*eeks1 ,l\d-croak]1 ,muddyman1 ,lovem>%1 c4 ,,"p ,,ii4 ,,greek ,,hum\r4 ,bir? ( ,hum\r--,p]sonalities--,/ory ( ,hippocleides--,orig9 ( ,com$y--,ar*ilo*us--,hipponax--,democrit us1 ! ,laugh+ ,philosoph]--,ari/ophanes--,hum\r ( ! ,s5ses--,indelicacy--,enfeeblem5t ( ! ,drama--,humor\s ,games--,p>asites1 _! ,position & ,je/s--,philox5us--,diog5es--,c\rt ( ,hum\r--,riddles--,silli4 ,!re is e reason to suppose t a v consid]able p]iod elaps$ be=e any progress 0 made 9 advance ( ! ludicr\s1 b at l5g? by ^? :o appreciat$ x /rongly1 & saw x 9 ?+s 9 :i* x did n appe> to o!rs1 humor\s devices 7 inv5t$ f a gr[+ desire to multiply ! occasions = enjoym5t4 ,obs]vation & our p[] ( imitation provid$ ! means1 & m5 ( hum\r employ$ !mselves 9 reproduc+ "s ludicr\s situations2 & ?us1 in/ead ( ?+s d]id$ be+ z previ\sly :olly sep>ate f ^? :o d]id$ !m1 a man c\ld laugh1 & yet be ! cause ( laught] to o!rs4 ,?is discov]y 0 soon improv$ ^u1 & by aid ( imag9ation & memory1 z opportunities (f]$1 c]ta9 connections & appe>ances 7 repres5t$ "u a great v>iety ( =ms4 ,z ! m9d enl>g$1 ! excit+ causes ( laught] 7 n ma9ly physical or emotional1 b assum$ a high] & m rational "*4 ,at ! p]iod at :i* we h n[ arriv$1 we f9d hum\r dawn+ ?r\gh v>i\s *annels4 ,we h trac$ approximations t[>ds x 9 prov]bs & fables1 &1 9 a co>se =m1 9 practical jokes2 & z f hi/orical evid5ces we are ready to admit t civilization _h an ,ea/]n orig91 s we %all feel little difficulty 9 assign+ ,greece z ! bir?place ( hum\r4 ,a great] activity ( m9d n[ beg9s to prevail1 reflection has gradually giv5 di/9ctness to emotion1 & ! ludicr\s is n only recognis$ z a s\rce ( pleasure1 b int5tionally repres5t$ 9 lit]ature4 ,be=e ! "t ( sop1 ?\gh n p]haps ( 8 fables1 ,hom] relat$ a few laughable occurr5ces ( s simple a "* z to require little +5uity4 ,9 ?is respect he is n mu* bett] ?an a man :o rec\nts "s absurd incid5t he has witness$ )\t add+ suffici5t to x to %[ t he has a humor\s imag9ation4 ,8 mir?1 except :5 m]ely t ( pleasure1 is ( ! old ho/ile "*4 ,9 ,iliad1 xi1 #cgh1 ,p>is1 hav+ hit ,diom$1 f beh9d a pill> ) an arr[ 9 ! foot1 spr+s =? f 8 concealm5t & laughs at him1 say+ he wi%$ he _h kill$ him4 ,9 ,iliad1 xxi1 #djg1 :]e ! gods desc5d into ! battle1 ,m9]va laughs at ,m>s :5 %e has /ruck him ) a huge /one s t he fell1 8 hair 0 draggl$ 9 ! du/1 & 8 arm\r clang$ ar\nd him4 ,9 ! ,odyssey1 ,ulysses speaks ( 8 he>t laugh+ )9 him aft] he _h put out ,polyphemus' eye ) a burn+ /ick )\t be+ discov]$4 ,& 9 ,book xviii1 ,ulysses /rikes ,irus "u ! e> & breaks 8 head1 s t blood p\rs f 8 m\?1 & he falls gna%+ & /ruggl+ on ! gr\nd1 at :i*1 we are told1 ! suitors die ) laught]4 ,f ?is ho/ile phase ! transition 0 easy to ridicul+ p]sonal defects1 & s ,hom] tells u t :5 ! gods at _! banquet saw ,vulcan1 :o 0 act+ z butl]1 /ump+ ab\t on 8 lame leg1 !y fell into unext+ui%able laught]4 ,!rsites is describ$ z squ9t-ey$1 lame-legg$1 ) b5t %\ld]s p9*$ ov] 8 *e/1 a po9t$ head1 & v little hair on x4 ,hom] may m]ely h int5d$ to repres5t ! revil] ( k+s z odi\s & despicable1 b !re seems to be "s hum\r int5d$4 ,ridicule ( p]sonal defects mu/ always be ( an inf]ior k9d1 be+ a matt] ( sight1 & ( small complexity4 ,z ! fir/ advance ( ! ludicr\s 0 f ! ho/ile to ! p]sonal1 s ! beg9n+ ( hum\r seems to h be5 ! repres5tation ( p]sonal defects4#g ,9 accordance ) ?is1 we f9d t ! only m5tion ( laught] made by ,simonides ( ,amorgos is :]e he says t "s wom5 may be comp>$ to apes1 & !n gives a v rude description ( _! p]sons4 ,?is subs]vi5ce to ! eye c also be obs]v$ 9 ! appreciation ( monkeys & danc+ horses1 already m5tion$1 ! latt] =m+ a humor\s exhibition1 z ! animals 7 tra9$ ) a view to amuse4 ,we h m>ks ( ! same optical t5d5cies 9 ! appreciation ( antics & contortions ( ! body1 ei!r z repres5t+ p]sonal de=mity1 or z a k9d ( puzzl+ & disord]ly action4 ,a little contempor>y /ory relat$ by ,h]odotus %[s t ^! pantomimic p]=mances 7 n[ becom+ fa%ionable 9 ,a!ns4 ,clei/h5es1 tyrant ( ,sicyon1 0 ev5 at ?is date s mu* 9 fav\r ( competitive exam9ations1 t he det]m9$ to give 8 daught] to ! mo/ pr(ici5t & accompli%$ man4 ,on ! appo9t$ day ! suitors came to ! exam9ation f e qu>t]1 = ! fair ,ag>i/e 0 heiress to great possessions4 ,among !m 0 "o ,hippocleides1 an ,a!nian1 :o prov$ himself f> sup]ior to all ! re/ 9 music & diss]tation4 ,aft]w>ds1 :5 ! trial 0 ov]1 desir+ to indulge 8 feel+s ( triumph & %[ 8 skill1 he call$ = a pip]1 & !n = a table1 ^u :i* he danc$1 f9i%+ up by /&+ on 8 head & kick+ 8 legs ab\t4 ,clei/h5es1 :o 0 app>5tly "o ( ! old s*ool1 & did n appreciate ! mann]s & cu/oms ( "y ,a!ns1 0 mu* (f5d$ by ?is undignifi$ p]=mance ( 8 w\ld-be son-9-law1 & :5 he at la/ saw him /&+ on 8 head1 c\ld no long] conta9 himself1 b cri$ out1 ,son ( ,tis&]1 ?\ ha/ danc$ away ?y m>riage4 ,to :i* ! o!r repli$ ) *>act]i/ic unconc]n3 ,x's all ! same to ,hippocleides1--an expression :i* became prov]bial4 ,9 ?is /ory we see ! new conception ( hum\r1 ?\gh ( a rude k9d1 com+ into collision ) ! old philosophic conte/s ( +5uity1 :i* x 0 de/9$ to survive if n to sup]s$e4 ,we h ano!r curi\s in/ance ab\t ?is date ( an e>ne/-m9d$ man be+ above ! hum\r ( ! day1 7:i*1 no d\bt1 consi/$ pr9cipally ( ge/iculation71 & he 0 probably vot$ an unsociable1 old-fa%ion$ fell[4 ,ana*>sis1 ! great ,scy?ian philosoph]1 :5 je/]s 7 introduc$ into 8 company ma9ta9$ 8 gravity1 b :5 aft]w>ds a monkey 0 br\ght 91 he bur/ into a fit ( laught]1 & said1 ,n[ ?is is laughable by ,nature2 ! o!r by ,art4 ,t amusem5t %\ld be ?us excit$ by natural objects d5otes a v ecc5tric or primitive p]ception ( ! ludicr\s1 seldom n[ f\nd among mature p]sons1 b x is su* z ,diodorus1 quot+ no d\bt f e>li] hi/ories1 attribut$ to ,osiris--to :om1 he says1 :5 9 ,e?iopia1 !y br\ght ,satyrs1 7:o h hair on _! backs17 = he 0 fond ( :at 0 laughable4 ,b a fur!r developm5t ( hum\r 0 9 progress4 ,z p 7 at t "t easily induc$ to reg>d suff]+s z ludicr\s1 ! idea sugge/$ itself ( creat+ mir? by adm9i/]+ puni%m5t1 or by indulg+ 9 ?reats & gross asp]sions4 ,a v slight am\nt ( inv5tion or complexity 0 "h necess>y4 ,! orig9 ( ! comic drama furni%es an illu/ration ( ?is4 ,x comm5c$ 9 ! h>ve/ homes ( ,greece & ,sicily--9 ! fe/ivals ( ! grape-ga!r]s at ! completion ( ! v9tage4 ,!y p>ad$ ! villages1 cr[n$ ) v9e-leaves1 c>ry+ poles & bran*es1 & sme>$ ) ! juice ( grapes4 ,_! aim 0 to provoke g5]al m]rim5t by danc+1 s++1 & grotesque attitudes1 & by giv+ re9 to _! co>se & pugnaci\s prop5sities4 ,spectators & pass]s by 7 assail$ ) invectives1 pelt$ ) missiles1 & treat$ to all t ho/ile hum\r :i* is associat$ ) practical jok+4 ,s vile 0 _! language & conduct t com$y came to signify abuse & vilification4 ,z ! ta/e = music & rhy?m became g5]al 9 t sunny clime1 ev5 ^! riot]s adopt$ a k9d ( v]se1 by :i* ru/ic g5ius c\ld give additional po9t to scurrility4 ,?us arose ! ,iambic measure us$ at ! fe/ivals ( ,c]es & ,bac*us1 & aft]w>ds fabl$ to h be5 inv5t$ by ,iambe1 ! daught] ( ! ,k+ ( ,eleusis4 ,h5ce1 also1 came ! je/+ us$ 9 celebrat+ ! rites ( ,c]es 9 ,sicily1 & ! cu/om = p to po/ !mselves on ! bridge lead+ to ,eleusis 9 ,attica1 & to bant] & abuse ^? go+ to ! fe/ivals4 ,! /ory ( ,iambe only m>ks ! rural orig9 ( ! metre1 & its connection ) ,c]es1 ! ,goddess ( ,h>ve/4 ,eleusis 0 h] *os5 abode1 & next 9 h] fav\r 0 ,p>os2 & "h we accord+ly f9d ! fir/ improvem5t made ^u ^! unc\? & virul5t effusions4 ,ab\t ! comm5cem5t ( ! #g? c5tury1 ,ar*ilo*us1 a native ( ?is place1 h>ness$ 8 ribaldries bett]1 & put !m into a light horse gallop4 ,he rais$ ! ,iambic /yle & metre s z to obta9 ! un5viable notoriety ( hav+ be5 ! fir/ to dip 8 p5 9 vip]'s gall4 ,good cause _h he = 8 compla9ts1 = a "y lady's fa!r1 "o ,lycambes1 refus$ to give him 8 daught]'s h&4 ,!re 0 app>5tly "s difficulty ab\t ! m>riage gifts--! poet hav+ no?+ to give b himself4 ,reject$1 he took to writ+ defamatory v]ses on ,lycambes & 8 daught]s1 & compos$ !m ) s mu* skill & po9t t ! :ole family hang$ !mselves4 ,allusions1 :i* l$ to su* a cata/rophe1 c\ld n n[ be reg>d$ z pleasantries2 b at t "t he obta9$ a high reputation1 & p]haps ! suicide ( ! wret*$ ,lycambes 0 consid]$ ! be/ joke ( all4#h ,! fragm5ts :i* rema9 to u ( ,ar*ilo*us' productions seem melan*oly en\gh1 & ! only place :]e he speaks ( laught] is :]e he calls ,*>ilaus a ?+ to be laugh$ at1--an expression :i* w\ld seem to po9t to "s p]sonal de=mity--we are told1 h[ev]1 by lat] writ]s1 t he 0 a glutton4 ,9 ano!r rema9+ passage ,ar*ilo*us says t he is n fond ( a tall g5]al walk+ ) 8 legs ap>t1 ) 8 hair c>efully arrang$1 & 8 *9 well %av52 :]e we /ill detect ! same k9d ( c>icature1 & 9 default ( any adequate specim5 ( 8 gall1 we may p]haps be excus$ = borr[+ an illu/ration f ,alcu1 :o liv$ slightly lat]2 & :o1 speak+ ( 8 political oppon5t ,pittacus1 calls him a bloat$ paun*-belly1 & a fil?y splay-foot$1 crack-foot$1 night fell[4 ,ar*ilo*us liv$ 9 ! fable age1 & ! mo/ p]fect ( ! small fragm5ts rema9+ ( 8 works are ( t allegorical description4 ,b he may be reg>d$ z a repres5tative ( ! dull & bitt] hum\r ( 8 "t--a l>ge proportion ( :i*1 z 9 8 writ+s1 & ^? ( ,simonides & ,hesiod1 0 ungallantly direct$ aga9/ ! girls ( ! p]iod4#i ,b ,ar*ilo*us' hum\r1 ?\gh rude & simple1 op5$ a new m9e ( weal?1 & if x 0 n at fir/ v ri*1 x 0 en\gh to indicate ! gold5 treasure b5ea?4 ,sonor\s n>ratives ab\t h]oes & demi-gods 7 to be gradually supplant$ by ! bright contra/s ( real life4 ,ar*ilo*us' +5uity _h introduc$ light metres suit$ = flippant & po9t$ allusions4 ,! conceit 0 g5]ally approv$1 & ?\gh ! new =m c\ld n exactly be call$ humor\s1 x occurr$ to ,hipponax1 9 ! next c5tury1 t he c\ld make x s by a slight alt]ation4 ,p]haps ?is ,fa!r ( ,p>ody int5d$ to mimic ,ar*ilo*us2 at any rate1 by means ( a *ange 9 t]m9ation1 he manufactur$ limp+ ,iambics4 ,we mu/ suppose t he produc$ some?+ bett] ?an ?is1 b look 9 va9 into 8 l9es = any in/ances ( real pung5cy4 ,he 0 a sort ( ,greek ,samson1 8 be/ jokes seem to h be5 connect$ ) great /r5g?1 & to judge f :at rema9s ( 8 works1 we %\ld conclude t he 0 m ju/ly fam\s = toss+ an oil cruise ?an = produc+ any?+ :i* we %\ld call hum\r4 ,b1 7 we ask$ :e!r 9 t age 8 say+s w\ld h be5 amus+1 we may reply 9 ! affirmative2 !y c]ta9ly _h sev]ity1 = 8 figure hav+ be5 c>icatur$ by ! sculptors ( ,*ios1 ,bupalus & ,an!rmus1 he repaid !m s well 9 _! own co91 t !y also duly hang$ !mselves4 ,x mu/ be admitt$ t ! fact ( ! same k9d ( dea? hav+ be5 *os5 by !m1 & by ! objects ( ,ar*ilo*us' d]ision1 does n increase greatly ! cr$ibility ( ! /ories4 ,we n[ come to consid] :at we may call a s]i\s s\rce ( hum\r4 ,already we h notic$ ! t5d5cy 9 anci5t times to ex]cises ( +5uity 9 answ]+ h>d que/ions4 ,^! l$ to deep] ?\ght1 to ! aphori/ic wisdom ( ! sev5 wise m51 & ! speculations ( ^? :o 7 9 due "t to raise laught] at ! follies ( mank9d4 ,?is introduces ! era ( ! philosoph]s--a rem>kable class ( m51 :o grew up 9 ! m]curial atmosph]e ( ,greece4 ,"o ( ! mo/ di/+ui%$ ( !m 0 ,democritus1 born #dfj ,b4,c4 ,he came ( noble desc5t1 & belong$ to s weal?y a family ( ,abd]a t 8 fa!r 0 able to ent]ta9 ,x]xes on 8 return to ,asia4 ,! ,k+ left "s ,*aldean ,magi to in/ruct 8 son1 :o1 e>ly 9 life1 ev9c$ a great desire = ! acquisition ( k1 & aft] /udy+ "u ,leucippus1 travell$ to ,egypt1 ,p]sia1 & ,babylon4 ,he almo/ seem$ a comp\nd ( two diff]5t *>act]s1 unit+ ! intellectual en]gy ( ! sage ) ! social feel+s ( a man ( ! _w4 ,liv+ 9 ease & opul5ce1 he 0 n incl9$ to be c5sori\s or morose2 hav+ m+l$ mu* 9 society1 he 0 n v emotional or sympa!tic2 n tempt$ to ?9k life a melan*oly sc5e ( suff]+1 b call\s en\gh to f9d amusem5t 9 ! ills he c\ld n prev5t4 ,he reg>d$ man1 g5]ally1 z a curi\s /udy1 z rem>kable = n ex]cis+ ! intellect ) :i* he 0 end[$--n s mu* f c5surable causes z f "s obliquity 9 m5tal vision4 ,n t he reg>d$ him z unacc\ntable--a fool 9 ! ord9>y acceptation ( ! ^w1 is always a responsible be+1 & n synonym\s ) an idiot4 ,! hum\r ( ?is laugh+ sage1 gr\nd$ ^u deep philosophy1 0 s little und]/ood 9 8 day t none 7 able to jo9 9 8 m]rim5t1 nor did he expect t !y %\ld be2 if he 0 humor\s to himself1 he 0 n s1 & did n aim at be+ s1 to o!rs4 ,on ! contr>y1 he 0 ?\ght to be mad1 & ,hippocrates 0 direct$ to inquire into 8 disord]1 b ! le>n$ physician return$ answ] t n he1 b 8 oppon5ts 7 d]ang$4 ,:e!r ?is /ory be a fabrication or n1 we may reg>d x z a te/imony t wise m5 saw mu* tru? 9 8 philosophy4 ,montaigne1 9 8 ,essay on ,democritus & ,h]aclitus1 gives 8 pref]5ce to ! =m]1 ,because1 he obs]ves1 m5 are m to be laugh$ at ?an hat$1 %[+ t he reg>d$ him z imput+ folly to m5 r ?an vice4 ,ev5 ,socrates1 :om we are accu/om$ to reg>d z ! mo/ e>ne/ ( philosoph]s 0 by no means a melan*oly man4 ,fully aw>e ( ! influ5ce ex]cis$ by hum\r1 he (t5 put 8 tea*+s into an indirect =m1 & he seems to h fir/ ?us g5]ally attract$ att5tion4 ,he introduc$ :at is call$ irony#aj--! us+ expressions :i* lit]ally mean exactly ! opposite to :at is int5d$4 ,a man may be ei!r prais$ or blam$ 9 ?is way1 b ,socrates' int5tion 0 always s>ca/ic4 ,he put que/ions to m51 z if m]ely desir+ "s in=mation !y c\ld easily give him1 :ile he knew t 8 inquiries c\ld n be answ]$1 )\t ov]?r[+ ! !ories ( ^? he address$4 ,?us1 he gave in/ruction :il/ he seem$ to solicit x4 ,9 v>i\s o!r ways he enliv5$ & recomm5d$ 8 doctr9es by humor\s illu/ration4 ,x is said t he ev5 w5t to ! !atre to see himself c>icatur$1 laugh$ z he>tily z any1 & /ood up to %[ ! audi5ce h[ correctly 8 ill-fav\r$ c\nt5ance _h be5 reproduc$4 ,?is /ory may be que/ion$1 & x has be5 obs]v$ t he 0 n ins5sible to ridicule1 = he said %ortly be=e 8 dea? t no "o w\ld d]ide him any long]4 ,we are told t he sp5t "s ( 8 la/ days 9 v]sify+ ! fables ( sop4 ,we n[ return f !oretical to practical life1 f ! philosoph]s to ! public4 ,no?+ exhibits m =cibly ! v>iable "* ( hum\r ?an t1 :ile philosoph]s 9 _! ?9k+ %ops 7 laugh+ at ! follies ( ! _w1 ! populace 9 ! !atre 7 %ak+ _! sides at ! absurdities ( sages4 ,ord9>y m5 did n appreciate ab/ract views1 nor und]/& ab/ruse philosophic hum\r1 inde$ x di$ out almo/ z soon z x appe>$1 & 0 only contempor>y ) a c]ta9 epo* 9 ! m5tal hi/ory ( ,greece4 ,e popul> man is to a great ext5t a reflection ( ! age 9 :i* he lives1 a boat borne up by a bill[2 & :at1 9 ?is respect is true g5]ally1 is especially s ) reg>d to ! humori/1 :o seeks a pres5t rew>d1 & mu/ be 9 unison ) ! *>act]s ( ^? he has to amuse4 ,he dep5ds mu* on hitt+ ! curr5t fancies ( m5 by small & subtle allusions1 & he mu/ h a natural p]ception ( fitness1 ( ! direction 9 :i* he mu/ g1 & ! limits he mu/ n transgress4 ,! lit]ature ( an epo* exhibits ! ta/e ( ! read]s1 z well z t ( ! au?ors4 ,we %all ?us be prep>$ to f9d t ! m9d ( ,ari/ophanes1 al?\gh 8 views 7 ari/ocratic1 h>moniz$ 9 tone ) t ( ! p1 & t 8 hum\r be>s ! /amp ( ! anci5t era 9 :i* he liv$4 ,! illu/rations f ! animal _w 9 :i* he con/antly indulges rem9d u ( ! conceits ( old times1 :5 m>vell\s /ories 7 z mu* admir$ z ! mon/r\s figures ^u ! ,p]sian tape/ry4 ,w\ld any man at ! pres5t day produce com$ies ) su* names z ,! ,wasps1 ,! ,frogs1 & ,! ,birds4#aa ,b we "h meet ) our fea!r$ & f\r-foot$ companions at e corn]4 ,! build+ ( ! bird's city is a good illu/ration ( ?is4 ,?irty ?\s& cranes br\ght /ones = ! f\ndations f ,libya1 & t5 ?\s& /orks made bricks1 ! ducks ) aprons on c>ri$ ! bricks1 & ! swall[s flew ) tr[els beh9d !m l little boys1 & ) mort> 9 _! beaks4 ,we also notice 9 ,ari/ophanes a simple & rude =m ( ! ludicr\s1 sc>cely to be call$ hum\r1 mu* 9 fav\r ) 8 imm$iate pr$ecessors4 ,i ref] to ?r[+ fruits & sweatmeats among ! audi5ce4 ,trygu 7,v9tn]71 celebrat+ a joy\s c\ntry fe/ival 9 hon\r ( ! return ( peace & pl5ty1 takes occasion to ?r[ b>ley among ! spectators4 ,9 ano!r place ,dicpolis1 also ^u pacific de$s int5t1 e/abli%es a public treat1 & calls out1 ,let "s "o br+ 9 figs = ! little pigs4 ,h[ !y squeak6 w !y eat !m8 7?r[s "s7 ,bless me6 h[ !y d mun* !m6 f :at place d !y come8 ,i %\ld say f ,eaton4 ,9 ?is scrambl+ fun !re w\ld be good & bad =tune1 & mu* laught] w\ld be occasion$1 b mo/ly ( an emotional "*4 ,"s ( ! jokes ( ,hegemon1 :o fir/ introduc$ dramatic p>ody1 7 ( a simil> description1 b m unpleasant4 ,on "o occasion he came into ! !atre ) 8 robe full ( /ones1 & began to ?r[ !m into ! or*e/ra1 say+1 ,^! are /ones1 & let ^? :o w ?r[ !m4 ,ari/ophanes makes great use ( t hum\r :i* is dep5d5t ^u awak5+ ho/ile & combative feel+s4 ,p]sonal viol5ce & ?reats are ) him common /age devices4 ,we h "h z mu* fi/ sauce1 & %ak+ ( /icks1 & z _m pommell+s1 box+s ( e>s1 & ?reats ( assault & batt]y z 9 any mod]n h>lequ9ade4 ,next 9 ord]1 we come to consid] "s ( ! _m in/ances 9 ,ari/ophanes ( :at may be call$ optical hum\r--t 9 :i* ! po9t pr9cipally dep5ds ^u ! eye4 ,?us he makes ,h]cules say he _c re/ra9 8 laught] on see+ ,bac*us we>+ a lion's sk9 ov] a saffron robe4 ,a ,meg>ian r$uc$ to extremities1 det]m9es to sell 8 little daught]s z pigs1 & disguises !m accord+ly4#ab ,9 ! ,!smophoriazus1 !re is a %av+ sc5e1 9 :i* ! man p]=m$ ^u has 8 face cut1 & runs away1 look+ ridicul\s ) only "o side ( 8 face %av54 ,9 ano!r play :]e ! ladies h /ol5 ! g5tlem5's clo!s1 ! latt] come on ! /age 9 ! mo/ ludicr\s attire1 we>+ saffron-col\r$ robes1 k]*iefs1 & ,p]sian slipp]s4 ,9 ano!r1 ! *orus is compos$ ( m5 repres5t+ wasps1 ) wai/s p9*$ 91 bodies /rip$ ) black & yell[1 & long /+s beh9d4 ,! piece ends ) ?ree boys disguis$ z crabs1 danc+ a furi\s breakd[n1 :ile ! *orus enc\rages !m )1 ,come n[1 let u all make room = !m1 t !y may twirl !mselves ab\t4 ,come1 oh fam\s (fspr+s ( y\r br9y fa!r6--skip along ! s&y %ore ( ! b>r5 sea1 ye bro!rs ( %rimps4 ,twirl1 :irl r\nd y\r foot swiftly1 & fl+ up y\r heels 9 ! air l ,phrynicus1 until ! spectators %\t al\d6 ,sp9 l a top1 pass along 9 circle1 pun* y\rself 9 ! /oma*1 & fl+ y\r leg to ! sky1 = ! ,k+ himself1 :o rules ! sea1 approa*es1 delight$ ) 8 *ildr56 ,! great] ! optical elem5t 9 hum\r1 ! l[] & m simple x becomes1 ! complexity be+ m t ( ! s5ses ?an ( intellect4 ,x may be said !re is always "s appeal to bo?1 b n 9 any equal proportions1 & !re is manife/ly a great diff]5ce betwe5 ! hum\r ( a pl\gh-boy gr9n+ ?r\gh a horse-coll>1 & ( a sage obs]v+ t :5 ! poor man makes ! ri* a pres5t1 he is unk9d to him4 ,c>icature draw+s produce little effect ^u educat$ p1 unless assi/$ by a description on :i* ! hum\r l>gely dep5ds4 ,we c see 9 a picture t a man has a grotesque figure1 or is made to repres5t "s o!r animal2 by ge/iculation we c und]/& :5 a p]son is angry or pleas$1 or hungry or ?ir/y2 b :at we ga9 m]ely ?r\gh ! s5ses is n s v f> sup]ior to t :i* is obta9$ by savages or ev5 ! l[] animals1 except :]e !re has be5 special education4 ,next to optical hum\r may be plac$ ac\/ic--t ( s\nd--ano!r inf]ior k9d4 ,! e> gives less in=mation ?an ! eye4 ,9 music !re is n s mu* convey$ to ! m9d z 9 pa9t+1 & al?\gh x may be lively1 x _c 9 itself be humor\s4 ,we _c judge ( ! range ( he>+ by ! va/ /ore ( in=mation br\ght by words writt5 or spok51 because ^! are conv5tional signs1 & h no optical or ac\/ic connection ) ! ?+ signifi$4 ,we c und]/& ?is :5 we li/5 to a =eign language4 ,hipponax seems to h be5 ! fir/ man :o introduc$ ac\/ic hum\r by ! abrupt v>iation 9 8 metre4 ,exclamations & /range s\nds 7 f\nd v effective on ! /age1 & 7 n[ frequ5tly introduc$1 especially emanat+ f slaves to amuse ! audi5ce4 ,ari/ophanes comm5ces ! knights ) a h[l+ duet betwe5 two slaves :o h be5 flogg$1 ,oh1 oh--,oh1 oh--,oh1 oh--,oh1 oh-- ,9 ano!r play1 !re is a con/ant *orus ( frogs croak+ f ! inf]nal m>%es4 ,brekekekex1 coax1 coax1 brekekekex1 coax1 coax4 ,9 ,! ,birds1 ! song/]s ( ! woods are frequ5tly he>d trill+ _! lays4 ,z !y 7 only befea!r$ m51 ?is mu/ h be5 a some:at comic p]=mance4 ,! k+ ( birds1 trans=m$ f ,t]eus1 ,k+ ( ,?race1 twitt]s 9 ! foll[+ /yle4 ,epopopopopopopopopopoi6 io6 io6 come1 come1 come1 come1 come4 ,tio1 tio1 tio1 tio1 tio1 tio1 tio6 trioto1 trioto1 totobrix6 ,torotorotorotorolix6 ,ciccabau1 ciccabau6 ,torotorotorotorotililix4 ,rapidity ( utt]ance 0 also aim$ at 9 "s p>ts ( ! *oruses1 & sometimes v long words _h to be pron\nc$ )\t pause--su* z gre5-groc]y-m>ket-woman1 & g>lic-bread-sell+-ho/esses4 ,at ! end ( ! ,ecclesiazus1 !re is a ^w ( tw5ty-sev5 syllables--a receipt = a mixture--z multif>i\s 9 its cont5ts z a ,york%ire pie4 ,we may conclude t !re 0 a hum\r 9 tone z well z ( rhy?m 9 fa%ion be=e ! "t ( ,ari/ophanes1 & we read t !re 0 a c]ta9 v5triloqui/ nam$ ,eurycles2 b ,ari/ophanes mu/ be cont5t to be> ! reproa* ( hav+ be5 ! fir/ to introduce punn+4 ,he probably _h accomplices among 8 contempor>ies1 b !y h be5 lo/ 9 obscurity4 ,play+ ) words seems to h comm5c$ v e>ly4 ,! organs ( spee* are n able to produce any great numb] ( entirely diff]5t s\nds1 z is prov$ by ! paucity ( ! v[els & consonants we possess4 ,to increase ! vocabul>y1 syllables are gr\p$ toge!r by rapid utt]ance1 & di/9ctions ( "t 7 made4 ,simil>ities 9 ! l5g? & fl[ ( words began soon to be notic$1 & h5ce arose ! idea ( p>allelism1 t is ( poetry--a simil>ity ( measure4 ,a lik5ess 9 ! tone ( words1 9 ! v[el & consonant s\nds1 0 aft]w>ds obs]v$1 & became ! f\ndation ( punn+4 ,! diff]5ce betwe5 rhy?m & puns is p>tly t ( degree--& ! latt] 7 orig9ally reg>d$ z poetical4 ,simonides ( ,ceos call$ ,jupit] ,ari/>*us1 i4e41 ! be/ ( rul]s2 & s*ylus spoke ( ,hel5 z a hell1#ac b nei!r ( !m int5d$ to be faceti\s4 ,ari/otle rank$ su* conceits among ! ornam5ts ( /yle2 & we d n until mu* lat] times f9d !m reg>d$ z ludicr\s4 ,) ,ari/ophanes !y are humor\s1 & 8 +5uity 9 repres5t+ ?+s z ! same because _! names 7 s1 w\ld n h be5 unwor?y ( a mod]n burlesque writ]4 ,!y1 p]haps1 7 m appreciat$ at t "t f _! appe>+ less common & less easily made4 ,b !re is a worse direction ?an any above m5tion$1 9 :i* ,ari/ophanes truckl$ to ! l[ ta/e ( 8 day4 ,! mod]n read] is %ock$ & a/\nd$ at ! imm5se am\nt ( indelicacy conta9$ 9 8 works4 ,x ranges f ! mild impropriety ( say+ t a girl dances z nimbly z a flea 9 a %eepsk91 or ( nam+ ^? o!r indu/ri\s little creatures he euphemi/ically calls ,cor9?ians1 to a gr& exhibition ( ! bless+s ( ,peace "u ! =m ( a "y lady1 ! lib]al display ( ^: *>ms w\ld h petrifi$ a mod]n ,*amb]la94 ,9 "o place1 ,trygu is rid+ to heav5 on a dung-beetle1 & ( c\rse a l>ge fund ( amusem5t is obta9$ f ! lit]al & metaphorical manipulation ( its food4 ,socrates' disciples are discov]$ 9 a kneel+ po/ure1 ) _! heads on ! gr\nd4 ,:at are !y do+8 inquires ! visitor4 ,!y are 9 se>* ( ?+s bel[ ! e>?4 ,& :y are _! backs up 9 ! air8 ,) !m !y are /udy+ a/ronomy4 ,^! passages w give "s fa9t idea1 ?\gh n an adequate "o1 ( ! co>s5ess ( ,ari/ophanes' hum\r4 ,! primitive "* ( x is m>k$ by ! fact t ! great] portion has no ref]5ce to ! sexes4 ,x is a crumb ( com=t to "k t wom5 7 n g5]ally pres5t at p]=mances ( com$ies1 & ,ari/otle says t "y m5 %\ld n be all[$ to att5d !m until !y are old en\gh to sit at table & get drunk4 ,moreov]1 to be humor\s ! com$ian mu/ necess>ily h exce$$ ! b\nds ( ord9>y usage4 ,ari/ophanes occasionally deplores ! deg5]acy ( 8 times1--! y\? ( ! p]iod mak+ rude je/s1 b 8 own writ+s are ! pr9cipal evid5ce ( ?is depravity4 ,8 allusions are n excusable on ! gr\nd ( ignorance2 !y are int5tionally impure4 ,!re 0 once an age ( innoc5ce--/ill reflect$ 9 *ildhood1 & among "s unprogressive races--9 :i* a sort ( natural d>kness hung ov] ! ?\ghts & actions ( m51--b x 0 9 reality an age ( ignorance4 ,:5 light broke =? delicacy sprang up1 & :5 by degrees "o ?+ aft] ano!r _h be5 =bidd5 & veil$ f sight by ! common cons5t ( society1 !re 0 a l>ge bord]l& =m$ outside immorality ^u :i* ! trespass] c\ld ent] & sport2 & mu* c\ld be said :i* 0 objectionable )\t giv+ s]i\s (f5ce4 ,be=e ! days ( ,ari/ophanes & ! comic p]=mances = :i* he wrote1 v little g5ius or ent]prise 0 direct$ into ! pa?s ( hum\r1 b n[ e "p ( !m 0 explor$4 ,indelicacy w\ld "h af=d great assi/ance1 f ! attraction x possesses = _m p & ! ease ) :i* x is und]/ood4 ,some?+ p]haps is due to ! fact t ,greece _h n[ rea*$ ! highe/ po9t ( h] prosp]ity1 & t a c]ta9 am\nt ( lawlessness prevail$ z h] brilliancy began to tremble & fade4 ,f :atev] cause x arose1 ,ari/ophanes /&s be=e u z "o ( ! fir/ to introduce ?is base ornam5tation4 ,! mo/ rem>kable circum/ance connect$ ) x is t he assigns a l>ge "p ( 8 co>se language to wom54 ,8 object 0 to amuse a n v ref9$ audi5ce1 & "o t reli%$ some?+ prepo/]\s4 ,?us ,ari/ophanes l[]$ 8 /yle to ! level ( 8 audi5ce1 b 9 8 bright] mom5ts1 =gett+ 8 fail+s & exig5cies1 he dis[ns exp$i5ts unwor?y ( ! comic art4 ,he says he has n l ,phrynicus1 ,lycis1 & ,amisias introduc$ slaves groan+ b5ea? _! burd5s1 or yelp+ f _! /ripes2 he comes away1 a ye> old] f he>+ su* /age tricks4 ,x is n becom+1 he obs]ves 9 ano!r place = a dramatic poet to ?r[ figs & sweetmeats to ! spectators to =ce a laugh1 & we h n two slaves ?r[+ nuts f a basket4 ,9 8 plays ! old man does n belab\r ! p]son next him ) a /ick4 ,he claims t he has made 8 rivals give up sc(f+ at rags & lice1 & t he does n indulge 9 :at ,i h t]m$ optical hum\r4 ,he has n1 l "s ( 8 contempor>ies1 je]$ at ! bald head1 & n danc$ ! ,cordax4 ,he seems 9 ! foll[+ passage ev5 to despise animal illu/rations-- ,bdelycleon4 ,tell me no fables1 b dome/ic /ories ab\t m54 ,philocleon4 ,!n ,i "k t v dome/ic /ory1 ,once on a "t !re 0 a m\se & a weazel4 ,bdel4 ,oh1 ?\ lubb]ly & ignorant fell[1 z ,!og5es said :5 he 0 abus+ ! scav5g]4 ,are y go+ to tell a /ory ( mice & weazels among m58 ,l mo/ humori/s he blames 9 "o place :at he adopts 9 ano!r4 ,plato _h s high an op9ion ( ,ari/ophanes t1 9 reply to ,dionysius ( ,syracuse1 he s5t him a copy ( 8 plays z af=d+ ! be/ picture ( ! commonweal? ( ,a!ns4 ,?is philosoph] is also said to h introduc$ mimes--a sort ( m9or com$y--f ,sicily1 & to h e/eem$ _! compos] ,sophron s highly t he kept a copy ( 8 works "u 8 pill[4 ,plato appreciat$ hum\r1 0 fond ( writ+ little amatory c\plets1 & among ! epigrams attribut$ to him is ! foll[+ d$ication ( a mirror by a fad+ beauty1 ?us r5d]$ by ,prior3-- ,v5us1 take ?is votive glass1 ,s9ce ,i am n :at ,i 06 ,:at ,i %all h]eaft] be1 ,v5us1 let me nev] see6 ,plato object$ to viol5t laught] z indicative ( an impulsive & ill-regulat$ temp]1 obs]v+ t x is n suitable = m5 ( wor?1 mu* less = ! gods1 ! fir/ "p ( :i* rem>k %[s t he 0 n emotional1 & ! second t a great improvem5t 9 critical ta/e _h tak5 place s9ce ! e>ly c5turies ( ,hom] & ,david4 ,z y\? is romantic1 & old age humor\s1 s 9 hi/ory s5tim5t prec$es criticism & poetry atta9$ a high degree ( excell5ce1 :ile hum\r 0 9 its infancy4 ,com$y is said to h be5 produc$ fir/ 9 ,sicily by ,sus>ion 9 #efd ,b4,c41 b we h only two or ?ree l9es by :i* to judge ( 8 "w1 & !y are on ! old fav\rite topic4 ,a wife is an evil1 b y c't live 9 a h\se )\t "o4 ,z x is said 8 wife left him1 x mu/ be consid]$ d\btful :e!r ?is 0 n meant s]i\sly4 ,he 0 succe$$ by ,epi*>mus1 ^: hum\r seems to h be5 ( a v poor description4 ,8 subjects 7 mo/ly my?ological1 & he 0 fond ( repres5t+ ! gluttony ( ,h]cules1 & ,bac*us mak+ ,vulcan drunk4 ,9 ! m intellectual direction 8 ta/e 0 entirely philosophical1 s mu* s t ,plato adopt$ _m ( 8 views4 ,we may safely ass]t t no comic p]=mance wor?y ( ! "n took place until t[>ds ! end ( ! fif? c5tury1#ad ?\gh 9 ! meantime ! tragic drama _h rea*$ its highe/ po9t ( excell5ce4 ,"o ,satyric play1 s call$ because ! *orus 0 =m$ ( ,satyrs1 0 put on ! /age ) ?ree trag$ies by ^? compet+ = ! dramatic prize4 ,x seems to h be5 my?ological & grotesque r ?an comic1 b 9 ! ,cyclops ( ,euripides1 ! only specim5 extant1 we h fea/+ & w9e dr9k+1 ! *orus tells ,polyphemus he may swall[ any milk he pleases s t he does n swall[ !m--:i* ! ,cyclops says he w\ld n d because !y might be danc+ 9 8 /oma*--& ,sil5us recomm5ds ! ,cyclops to eat ,ulysses' tongue1 z x w make him a clev] talk]4 ,aft] ! "t ( ,ari/ophanes1 ! lit]>y1 &1 we may say1 ! social hum\r ( ,greece alt]$4 ,x grew less political z lib]ty became m re/rict$1 & m5's m9ds 7 gradually div]t$ by bus9ess & =eign trade f t philosophical & arti/ic indu/ry1 :i* _h made ,a!ns ! c5tre ( ! _w4 ,! bright] "p ( ! c\ntry's g5ius desc5d$ to effem9ate pursuits1 & employ$ itself 9 ! developm5t ( amor\s fancies4 ,9 ! com$ies :i* came into fav\r1 ! dramatis p]son repres5t$ a /range society ( opul5t old m51 sp5d?rift sons1 intrigu+ slaves1 & c\rtezans4 ,if we did n "k :at temptation !re is to make lit]>y capital out ( ! t5d] passion1 we might suppose t ! y\? ( t day 7 entirely occupi$ 9 cl&e/9e am\rs1 & 9 buy+ & sell+ wom5 z if !y 7 dogs & p>rots4 ,no wond] t to live l ! ,greeks became a by-^w & reproa*4 ,beyond ?is1 ! au?ors ?r[ ! :ole =ce ( _! g5ius into ! con/ruction ( ! plot1 ^u ! /r5g? & intricacy ( :i* _! success dep5ds2 & ! managem5t ( ! v>i\s ?reads ( ! /ory s z to meet toge!r 9 ! conclusion1 %[s a great improvem5t 9 art s9ce ! days ( ,ari/ophanes4 ,advanc+ "t seems also to h br\ght a great] ref9em5t 9 language4 ,! indelicacy we n[ meet ) is almo/ entirely ( an amatory "*1 & n q ( s l[ a description z t previ\sly 9 use4 ,b 9 quantity x 0 great]4 ,philemon1 :o is said to h di$ f a fit ( laught] caus$ by see+ an ass eat figs1 wrote mu* t 0 objectionable2 & ,diphilus 0 probably little bett]4 ,philemon f\nd co>s5ess answ]1 & 0 m (t5 cr[n$1 & a great] fav\rite ?an ,m5&]1 :o is report$ to h said to him1 ,d y n blu% to conqu] me8 b x may be d\bt$ :e!r ev5 ! latt] 0 z free f indelicacy z is g5]ally suppos$4 ,plautus & ,t]5ce bo? compla9 t !y _c f9d a really *a/e ,greek play4 ,! age ( ,greek fables1 t is ! p]iod :5 !y 7 9 common use 9 writ+ & conv]sation1 0 n[ draw+ to a close4 ,a few rema9 9 ,callima*us1 & ,suidas quotes "s ( p]haps ! same date4 ,at ?is "t ,demetrius ,phal>eus made a prose collection ( :at 7 call$ sop's ,fables--z we seek to p]petuate ! memory ( t :i* is pass+ away4 ,babrius1 also1 :o p]=m$ ! same *>itable (fice 9 halt+ iambics1 l ^? ( ,hipponax1 may be suppos$ to h fl\ri%$ ab\t ?is p]iod1 al?\gh x has be5 cont5d$ t he 0 a ,roman & liv$ 9 ! ,augu/an age4 ,h[ev] ?is may be1 fabul> illu/rations began to drop out ( fa%ion soon aft] ?is "t1 & by degrees 7 s f> disall[$1 t ! man1 :o w\ld h relat$ su* /ories1 w\ld h be5 reg>d$ z ludicr\s r ?an humor\s4 ,al?\gh ,phdrus ,romaniz$ sop's ,fables1 & gave !m a poetical mean+1 he nev] ga9$ any fame or popul>ity by !m4 ,m>tial calls him improbus1 i4e41 a rascal4 ,9 ^! & e>li] days1 besides ! hum\r exhibit$ 9 com$ies1 a consid]able am\nt 0 display$ at public fe/ivals & private ent]ta9m5ts4 ,9 ! ,hom]ic hymn to ,m]cury1 we read t ! god extemporiz$ a song1 j z :5 "y m5 at banquets slily twit ea* o!r4 ,:5 ! cups fl[$1 & ! conv]sation sp>kl$1 m5 indulg$ 9 rep>tee1 or capp$ ea* o!r 9 v]ses4 ,"o man1 = in/ance1 w\ld quote or compose a l9e beg9n+ & end+ ) a c]ta9 lett]1 & ano!r p]son 0 call$ ^u = a simil> "o to complete ! c\plet4 ,sometimes ! l9e comm5c$ ) ! fir/ syllable ( a ^w1 & end$ ) ! la/1 & a correspond+ conceit 0 to be =m$ to answ] x4 ,! successful competitors at ^! games 7 to be kiss$ & cr[n$ ) fl[]s2 ! unsuccessful to dr9k a b[l ( br9e4 ,^! v]bal devices 7 too simple & f>-fet*$ to be humor\s1 b 71 to a c]ta9 ext5t1 amus+1 & no d\bt ! =feits & rew>ds occasion$ "s m]rim5t4 ,a co>s] k9d ( hum\r orig9at$ 9 ! m>ket-place1 :]e pr(ess$ wags ( a l[ class 7 wont to congregate1 & amuse !mselves by *aff+ & insult+ pass]s-by4 ,su* m5 are m5tion$ c5turies aft]w>ds by ,/4 ,paul z lewd fell[s ( ! bas] sort1--an expression :i* w\ld be m prop]ly r5d]$ m5 ( ! m>ket-place4 ,su* c5tres ( trade d n seem to h be5 improv+ to ! mann]s1 = we read ( p rail+ l bread-wom51 & ( ! rude je/s ( ! "y m5 ( ! m>ket4#ae ,lysi/ratus 0 "o ( ^! fell[s 9 ,ari/ophanes' days1 & 8 condition seems to h be5 z mis]able z 8 hum\r1 = 8 g>m5t _h %$ its leaves1#af & he 0 %iv]+ & />v+ m ?an ?irty days 9 ! mon?4 ,by degrees1 z weal? increas$1 !re came a great] dem& = amusem5t4 ,je/]s obta9$ patrons1 & a di/9ct class ( m5 grew up1 :o1 hav+ m hum\r ?an means 7 glad to b>t] _! pleasantries = some?+ m sub/antial4 ,wit has z little t5d5cy to enri* its possessor z g5ius--! m9d be+ turn$ to gay & idle r ?an remun]ative pursuits1 & into a de/ructive r ?an a con/ructive *annel4 ,tal5t does n imply indu/ry1 & :]e ! /ock 9 trade consi/s ( luxuries ( small money value1 m5 make b a prec>i\s livelihood4 ,"o ( !m says t he w give z a =tune to 8 daught] six hundr$ bon mots--all pure ,attic1 :i* seems to sugge/ t !y 7 to be puns4 ,no d\bt x 0 ! dem& t l$ to ! supply1 = je/]s 7 9 reque/ at convivial meet+s1 & ! jeal\sy ( _! equally poor1 b less amus+ neighb\rs1 n improbably l$ to "s ( ! ill-natur$ reflections ^u !m4 ,society 0 to blame = enc\rag+ ! p>asite1 :o seems to h become an in/itution 9 ,greece4 ,he is n m5tion$ by ,ari/ophanes1 b figures con/antly 9 ! plays ( lat] writ]s1 :]e he is a smoo?-tongu$ witty v>let1 ^: aim is to make himself agreeable1 & :o is ready to submit to any humiliation 9 ord] to live at o!r p's exp5se4 ,?us ,gelasimus--s call$1 z he av]s1 because 8 "m 0 a droll--lam5ts ! *ang$ times4 ,he lik$ ! old =ms ( expression1 ,come to d9n]--make no excuse2 b n[ x is always1 ,i'd invite y1 only ,i'm engag$ myself4 ,9 ano!r place a p>asite's /oma* is call$ a bottomless pit1 & !y are said to live on _! juices :ile _! patrons are away 9 ! c\ntry4 ,_! s]vility 01 ( c\rse1 exagg]at$ 9 com$y to make humor\s capital1 b z !y 7 poor & ( inf]ior social /&+ to ^? ) :om !y consort$1 !y 7 sure occasionally to suff] indignities v>y+ 9 proportion to ! bad ta/e & insol5ce ( _! patrons4 ,?us we read t !y n only sat on b5*es at ! l[] end ( ! table1 b sometimes _h _! faces daub$ & _! e>s box$4 ,9 ! ambigu\s position !y occupi$1 !y 7 no d\bt expos$ to temptations1 b we are n to suppose t !y 7 g5]ally guilty ( su* %ort-sight$ trea*]y z t attribut$ to !m by ! dramati/s4 ,/ill1 !y c]ta9ly 7 9 bad repute 9 _! g5]ation1 & h5ce we are enabl$ to und]/& ,ari/otle's obs]vation t he :o is defici5t 9 hum\r is a boor1 b he :o is 9 culpable excess is a bomolo*os1 or ?or\gh sc\ndrel4 ,he w\ld connect ! idea ( great jocosity ) unpr9cipl$ designs4 ,philox5us1 _h a m indep5d5t _s ?an mo/ p>asites1 & ! hi/ory ( 8 soj\rn 9 ,syracuse gives u an amus+ insight into ! /ate ( ,c\rt life 9 ,sicily #djj ye>s ,b4,c4 ,he 0 an ,a!nian di?yrambic poet & musician2 & z ,dionysius affect$ lit]ature1 he 0 welcom$ at 8 palace1 :]e he wrote a poem entitl$ ,! ,banquet1 conta9+ an acc\nt ( ! luxuri\s /yle ( liv+ !re adopt$4 ,philox5us 0 probably ! lea/ e/eem$ gue/ at ^! fea/s1 ( :i*1 b = him no record w\ld survive4 ,he 0 a man ( hum\r1 & "s in/ances ( 8 qua9tness rema94 ,on "o occasion1 :5 supp+ ) ! tyrant1 a small mullet 0 plac$ be=e him1 & a l>ge "o be=e ,dionysius4 ,he !reupon took up 8 fi% & plac$ x to 8 e>4 ,dionysius ask$ him :y he did s1 to :i* he repli$ t he 0 writ+ a poem1 call$ ,galata1 & want$ to he> "s news f ! k+dom ( ,n]eus4 ,! fi% giv5 to him1 he add$1 knew no?+ ab\t x1 because x _h be5 caught s "y2 b no d\bt t set be=e ,dionysius w\ld "k ev]y?+4 ,! tyrant1 we are told1 laugh$ & s5t him 8 mullet4 ,z might h be5 anticipat$1 he soon greatly (f5d$ ,dionysius1 :o actually s5t him to "w 9 ! /one-qu>ries2 b ! cause ( 8 mis=tune is unc]ta94 ,a!nu attributes x to 8 fall+ 9 love ) a fav\rite flute-girl ( ,dionysius1 & says t 9 8 ,galata1 he c>icatur$ 8 rival z ! ,cyclops4 ,accord+ to ano!r acc\nt1 8 disgrace 0 ow+ to 8 hav+1 :5 ask$ to revise "o ( ,dionysius' poetical compositions1 cross$ out ! :ole ( x f beg9n+ to end4 ,he 01 h[ev]1 re/or$ to fav\r1 & seat$ once m at ! royal table2 b1 un=tunately1 ! tyrant _h aga9 be5 p]petrat+ poetry1 & recit$ "s ( 8 v]ses1 :i* 7 l\dly applaud$ by all ! c\rti]s4 ,philox5us 0 call$ ^u to jo9 9 ! comm5dation1 b in/ead ( comply+1 he cri$ out to ! gu>ds1 ,take me back to ! qu>ries4 ,dionysius1 took ! joke & p>don$ him4 ,he aft]w>ds left ! ,syracusan ,c\rt1 & w5t to 8 native place1 ,cy!ra2 & x 0 *>act]i/ic ( 8 bluntness & wit1 t1 on be+ invit$ by ! tyrant to return1 he repli$ by only "o lett] ( ! alphabet signify+ ,,no4 ,& n[ a mo/ grotesque figure /&s be=e u--x is t ( ,diog5es1 :o 0 a y\? at ! "t ( ,ari/ophanes' successes1 & 01 no d\bt by _m1 class$ ) ^? rude idl]s ( ! m>ket-place ( :om we h already spok54 ,"s p h que/ion$ 8 claim to be reg>d$ z a philosoph]4 ,he does n appe> to h be5 le>n$1 or deeply read2 b he 0 m$itative & obs]vant1 & t :i* 9 an an*orite1 or h]mit1 w\ld h be5 a m]e s5tim5t1 & 9 an ord9>y man a vague & occasional reflection1 exp&$ 9 8 m9d into a g5]al & practical view ( life4 ,obs]v+ t ! ?+s we covet are n only difficult ( atta9m5t1 b unsatisfactory 9 possession1 he ?\ght to solve ! problem ( life by sub/itut+ contempt = admiration4 ,he 01 probably1 some:at influ5c$ by 8 own condition 9 ?is va9 attempt to draw sweetness f s\r grapes4 ,he 0 poor1 & we f9d t ?is despis] ( ! goods ( ?is _w1 :o consid]$ money to be ! metropolis ( all evils--9 8 y\? co9$ false money1 & 0 bani%$ to ,s9ope 9 consequ5ce4 ,among 8 record$ say+s1 he expresses 8 surprise t ! slaves att5d+ at banquets c\ld keep _! h&s (f _! ma/]'s da9ties4 ,b we %\ld be do+ ,diog5es an inju/ice1 if we set him d[n z a m]e discont5t$ misan?rope4 ,9 giv+ due weight to unwor?y motives1 we h look$ only at "o side--& t ! wor/--( 8 "*4 ,8 m9d 0 ( an inquir+ speculative ca/1 & 9 y\? he aspir$ to jo9 ! disciples ( ,z5o4 ,s p]si/5t inde$ 0 he t ! /oic1 unwill+ to h su* a que/ionable pupil1 "o day =got 8 s]5e philosophy1 & set ^u him ) a cudgel4 ,su* argum5ts did n t5d to s(t5 ,diog5es' disposition1 & al?\gh he accus$ man ( folly r ?an malignity1 he w5t s f> to say t a man %\ld h reason or a rope4 ,he probably ?\ght x easi] ?an ,democritus to foll[ wisdom1 because he did n see q s f>4 ,/ill he %[$ t he took an int]e/ 9 social life1 & _h he be5 less ( a morali/1 he w\ld h _h bett] claims to be reg>d$ z a wit ?an any o!r "* 9 ,grecian hi/ory4 ,_m examples c\ld be adduc$ 9 :i* 8 pr9cipal object 0 evid5tly to be amus+3-- ,ent]+ a s*ool 9 :i* he saw _m /atues ( ! ,muses1 b few pupils1 ,y h _m s*ol>s among ! gods1 he said to ! ma/]4 ,on be+ ask$ at :at "t x 0 prop] to d9e1 ,if y are ri*1 :5 y w2 if poor1 :5 y c1 he repli$1 p]haps a little sadly2 & to ,:at w9e d y l to dr9k8 he quickly respond$ ,ano!r man's4 ,meet+ "o1 ,anaxim5es1 a v fat man1 he call$ out1 ,give u poor fell[s "s ( y\r /oma*2 x w be a great relief to y1 & an advantage to u4 ,t ,diog5es recognis$ hum\r z a means ( draw+ att5tion & impress+ ! memory1 is %[n by ! /ory t on "o occasion1 :5 he 0 speak+ s]i\sly & f\nd no "o att5d+1 he began to imitate ! s++ ( birds1 & :5 he _h ?us collect$ a cr[d1 told !m !y 7 ready to he> folly b n wisdom4 ,!re 0 also1 probably1 9 adopt+ ?is =m a desire to preclude ! possibility ( 8 be+ contradict$4 ,he 0 ?us pro( aga9/ criticism--if 8 /atem5ts 7 said to be false--well1 !y 7 int5d$ to be s2 :ile1 if !y rais$ a laugh1 !re 0 an admission t !y conta9$ "s se$s ( tru?4 ,! foll[+ are examples ( 8 disguis$ wisdom3-- ,on be+ ask$ :5 a man %\ld m>ry1 ,a "y man n yet2 an old man n at all1 he repli$4 ,:y m5 gave money to begg>s & n to philosoph]s8 ,because !y ?9k !y may !mselves become bl9d & lame1 b nev] philosoph]s4 ,:5 ,p]diccas ?reat5$ t unless he came to him he w\ld kill him1 ,y w\ld d no great ?+1 he repli$1 ev5 a beetle or a spid] c\ld d t4 ,we c sc>cely suppose t all ! say+s attribut$ to ,diog5es are g5u9e4 ,!re has always be5 a t5d5cy to attribute to great m5 obs]vations made 9 accordance ) _! mann]4 ,philosoph]s h g5]ally be5 to a c]ta9 ext5t de/ructive1 & seldom sp>$ ! religion ( _! times4 ,diog5es1 :o 0 call$ ,socrates gone mad1 0 no exception to ?is rule4 ,hum\r1 :i* is season$ ) pr(anity1 is mo/ tell+ :5 !re is n too l>ge an am\nt ei!r ( fai? or scepticism2 v few c\ld f9d any amusem5t 9 ! sne]s ( an utt] infidel4 ,diog5es 0 almo/ z defici5t 9 ord9>y religi\s belief z 9 mo/ o!r k9ds ( v5]ation4 ,sometimes he may h _h ! good effect ( *eck+ ! abuse ( sac]dotal p[]1 z :5 he obs]v$ to "s :o 7 admir+ ! ?ank (f]+s at ,samo?racia1 ,!re w\ld h be5 _m m1 _h ^? made !m1 :o _h n be5 cur$4 ,he also said t ! ,dionysian fe/ival 0 a great sight = fools1 & t :5 he he>d prophets & int]pret]s ( dreams1 he ?\ght no?+ 0 s silly z man4 ,8 blam+ m5 = mak+ pray]s1 because !y ask$ n t :i* 0 good1 b only :at seem$ desirable to !m1 may be tak5 9 a fav\rable s5se4 ,be=e ! end ( ,diog5es' life fanciful conceits became s mu* appreciat$ 9 ,greece1 t a regul> ,c\rt ( ,hum\r 0 held at ,h]acleum1 a village ne> ,a!ns1 & x is to be fe>$ t _m ( ! racy say+s attribut$ to em95t m51 orig9at$ 9 ! sessions ( ?is jocund assembly4 ,x 0 compos$ ( sixty memb]s1 & _! say+s came =? ) ! /amp ( ,! ,sixty ^u !m4 ,_! reputation became s great1 t ,philip ( ,mac$on gave !m a tal5t to write out _! jokes1 & s5d !m to him4 ,he 0 himself fond ( gaiety1 inv5t$ "s musical in/rum5ts1 & kept pr(ess$ je/]s4 ,soon aft] ?is "t1 we read ( amateur je/]s or r practical je/]s call$ planoi4 ,*rysippus1 :o 0 n only a philosoph]1 b a man ( hum\r--a union we are n surpris$ to f9d common at t date--& :o is said1 p]haps ) equal tru?1 to h di$ l ,philemon 9 a fit ( laught]1 on see+ an ass eat figs (f a silv] plate--m5tions a g5ius ( ?is k9d1 "o ,pantaleon1 :o1 :5 at ! po9t ( dea? told ea* ( 8 sons sep>ately t he confid$ to him alone ! place :]e he _h buri$ 8 gold4 ,:5 he 0 dead1 !y all betook !mselves to ! same spot1 :]e !y lab\r$ = "s "t1 be=e discov]+ t !y _h all be5 deceiv$4 ,f ?is p]iod we are mo/ly indebt$ to epigrams = any k ( ,greek hum\r4 ,!y orig9at$ 9 inscriptions or (f]+s 9 temples2 aft]w>ds came to be pr9cipally epitaphial or s>ca/ic2 & grew into a bran* ( lit]ature4 ,we c sc>cely und]/& "s ( ! fancies indulg$ 9 at ! "t1 :i* conta9 no salt at all--,sports1 ,heph/io calls !m4 ,( ^! devices may be m5tion$ ! ,w+s ( ,love by ,simmias1 a ,rhodian1 :o liv$ be=e #cjj ,b4,c4 ,! v]ses are graduat$ s z to =m a pair ( w+s4 ,! fir/ alt>1 writt5 by ,dosiadas ( ,rhodes1 is ! e>lie/ in/ance ( a ,greek acro/ic1 or ( any "o :i* =m$ words4 ,an acro/ic is a play ^u spell+1 z a pun is ^u s\nd2 & 9 bo? cases ! complication is too slight = real hum\r4 ,!y are r to be consid]$ z +5i\s works ( fancy4 ,! fir/ specim5s are ^? 9 ! ,psalms--twelve ( :i* h tw5ty-two v]ses beg9n+ ) ! tw5ty-two lett]s ( ! ,hebrew alphabet4 ,! #aai? ,psalm is a curi\s specim5 ( ?is conceit2 x is divid$ into tw5ty-two /anzas1 & a lett] ( ! alphabet 9 regul> ord] beg9s ea* ( !m4 ,! initial lett]s ( ,! ,fir/ ,alt> ( ,dosiadas ( ,rhodes1 =m f\r words1 & seem to be address$ to "s ,olympian1 :o1 ! d$icator hopes may live to (f] sacrifice = _m ye>s4 ,! alt> /ates t x is n /a9$ ) ! blood ( victims1 nor p]fum$ ) frank9c5se1 t x is n made ( gold & silv]2 b =m$ by ! h& ( ! ,graces & ! ,muses4 ,9 ! ,second ,alt>1 also usually attribut$ to ,dosiadas ( ,rhodes1 we f9d n only a fanciful outl9e =m$ by long & %ort v]ses1 b also a /udi\s avoidance ( prop] names4 ,n "o is m5tion$1 al?\gh ?irte5 p]sons are designat$4 ,x is evid5t t ?is ,alt> 0 a "w ( +5uity1 & int5d$ to be enigmatical4 ,probably ! sub/itutions 7 also consid]$ to be some:at playful & amus+1 z 9 ,antiphanes--a comic poet1 said to h di$ f an apple fall+ on 8 head--we read1 ,a4 ,%all ,i speak ( rosy sweat ,f ,bac*ic spr+8 ,b4 ,i'd r y'd say w9e4 ,a4 ,or %all ,i speak ( dusky dewy drops8 ,b4 ,no su* long p]iphrasis--say pla9ly wat]4 ,a4 ,or %all ,i praise ! cassia brea?+ fragrance ,t sc5ts ! air4 ,b4 ,no1 call x myrrh4 ,ano!r conceit 9 ! =m ( a ,sph9x or ,p&ean pipe has be5 attribut$ to ,!ocritus--p]haps )\t good f\ndation4 ,9 ! ,egg !re is n only ! =m ( ! l9es1 :i* gradually exp& & !n tap] d[nw>ds1 b !re is also a great am\nt ( similitude--! lit]>y egg be+ comp>$ to a real egg1 & ! poet to ! night+ale t laid x4 ,!re is also a rem>kable involution 9 =m--! la/ l9e succe$+ ! fir/1 & s on2 & ?is alt]nation ( ! v]ses is comp>$ to ! leap+ ( fawns4 ,! ,axe or ,hat*et is app>5tly a sort ( d\ble axe1 be+ ne>ly 9 ! =m ( w+s2 & is suppos$ to be a d$icatory inscription writt5 to ,m9]va on ! axe ( ,epeus1 :o made ! wood5 horse by :i* ,troy 0 tak54 ,! anci5t riddles seem to h be5 g5]ally ( a descriptive "*1 & n to h turn$ ^u quibbles ( words1 l ^? ( ! pres5t day4 ,!y m correspond$ to our enigmas--be+ emblematic--& 9 g5]al 7 small te/s ( +5uity1 "s be+ v simple1 o!rs obscure f requir+ special k or f be+ a m]e vague description ( ?+s4 ,( ! le>n$ k9d 7 d\btless ^? h>d que/ions ) :i* ! ,que5 ( ,%eba prov$ ,solomon1 & ^? ) :i*1 on ! au?ority ( ,dius & ,m5&]1 ,josephus /ates ,solomon to h cont5d$ ) ,hiram4 ,! riddle ( ,samson also requir$ special in=mation2 & ! same *>act]i/ics :i* m>k$ ! e>ly riddles ( ,asia1 :]e ! conceit seems to h orig9at$1 is also f\nd 9 ^? ( ,greece4 ,:o c\ld h guess$ ! foll[+ ,griphus f ,simonides ( ,ceos1 )\t local k1 or ) x1 c\ld h fail$1 ,i say t he :o does n l to w9 ,! gras%opp]'s prize1 w give a mighty fea/1 ,to ! ,panopeiadean ,epeus4 ,?is means1 we are told1 t :5 ,simonides 0 at ,c>!a he us$ to tra9 *oruses1 & !re 0 an ass to fet* wat] = !m4 ,he call$ ! ass ,epeus1 aft] ! wat]-c>ri] ( ! ,atridae2 & if any memb] ( ! *orus 0 n pres5t to s+1 i4e41 to w9 ! gras%opp]'s prize1 he 0 to give a *o5ix ( b>ley to ! ass4 ,well might ,cle>*us say ! inve/igation ( riddles is n unconnect$ ) philosophy1 = ! anci5ts us$ to display _! erudition 9 su* ?+s4 ,some:at ( ! same "* is f\nd 9 ! foll[+ f ,ari/ophanes4 ,p4 ,h[ is a trireme a dog fox8 ,sausage ,sell]4 ,because ! trireme & ! dog are swift4 ,p4 ,b :y fox8 ,sausage ,sell]4 ,! soldi]s are little foxes1 = !y eat up ! grapes 9 ! f>ms4 ,! simplicity ( "s ( ! anci5t riddles may be conjectur$ f ! fact t ! same ^w griphus includ$ su* conceits z v]ses beg9n+ & end+ ) a c]ta9 lett] or syllable4 ,an in/ance ( ! emblematic "* ( e>ly riddles is se5 9 t propos$ by ! ,sph9x to ,o,edipus4 ,:at is t :i* goes on f\r legs 9 ! morn+1 on two 9 ! middle ( ! day1 & on ?ree 9 ! ev5+8 ,& 9 ! riddle ( ,cleobulus1 "o ( ! sev5 wise m53 ,!re 0 a fa!r1 & he _h twelve daught]s2 ea* ( 8 daught]s _h ?irty *ildr52 "s 7 :ite & o!rs black1 & ?\gh immortal !y all ta/e ( dea?4 ,also 9 ! foll[+ griphi1 :i* are capable ( receiv+ m ?an "o answ]4 ,! fir/ two are respectively by ,eubulus & ,alexis--writ]s ( ! ,new ,com$y--:o fl\ri%$ 9 ! fir/ half ( ! #d? c5tury1 ,b4,c4 ,i "k a ?+1 :i* :ile x's "y is heavy1 ,b :5 x's old1 ?\gh void ( w+s1 c fly1 ,) lighte/ motion out ( sight ( e>?4 ,x is n mortal or immortal ei!r ,b z x 7 comp\nd$ ( ! two1 ,s t x nei!r lives ! life ( man ,nor yet ( god1 b is incessantly ,new born aga91 & !n aga9 ,( ?is its pres5t life invisible1 ,yet x is kn[n & recognis$ by all4 ,f ,h]mippus3-- ,!re are two si/]s1 "o ( :om br+s =?1 ,! o!r & 9 turn becomes h] daught]4 ,diphilus1 9 8 ,!seus1 says1 !re 7 once ?ree ,samian damsels1 :o on ! day ( ! fe/ival ( ,adonis delight$ !mselves ) riddles4 ,"o ( !m propos$1 ,:at is ! /ronge/ ( all ?+s8 ,ano!r answ]$1 ,iron1 because x is t ) :i* m5 dig & cut4 ,! ?ird said1 ,! blacksmi?1 = he b5ds & fa%ions ! iron4 ,b ! fir/ repli$1 ,love1 = x c subdue ! blacksmi? himself4 ,! foll[+ is f ,!adectes1 a pupil ( ,isocrates1 :o liv$ ab\t #cjj ,b4,c41 & wrote fifty trag$ies--none ( :i* survive4 ,no?+ :i* e>? or sea produces1 ,n\ght among mortals ha? s great increase4 ,9 its fir/ bir? ! l>ge/ x appe>s1 ,small 9 its prime1 & 9 old age aga91 ,9 =m & size x f> surpasses all4#ag ,to make a riddle1 t is a real te/ ( +5uity = all1 & :i* b "o answ] satisfies1 %[s an advanc$ /age ( ! art4 ,! anci5t riddles 7 almo/ inv>iably symbolical1 & ei!r too vague or too le>n$4 ,!y seem to u n to h suffici5t po9t to be humor\s1 b no d\bt !y 7 ?\ght s 9 _! day4 ,x may n be out ( place "h to adv]t to ^? light compositions call$ ,silli1 ab\t :i* we h no cle> in=mation1 ev5 ) reg>d to ! mean+ ( ! "n4 ,f ! fragm5ts ( !m extant1 we f9d t !y 7 writt5 9 v]se1 & conta9$ a consid]able am\nt ( poetical s5tim5t2 inde$1 all t has come d[n to u ( ,x5ophanes1 ! fir/ sillograph]1 is ( ?is "*4 ,we are told t he us$ p>ody1 b 8 pleasantry1 probably1 consi/$ mu* ( aft]-d9n] je/s & /ories1 = we f9d t al?\gh he praises wisdom1 & despises ! fa%ionable a?letic games1 he rejoic$ 9 sumptu\s banquets1 & said t ! wat] %\ld fir/ be p\r$ into ! cup1 !n ! w9e4 ,b ! mo/ celebrat$ sillograph] 0 ,timon ! ,phliasian--intimate ) ,antigonus & ,ptolemy ,philadelphus--:o wrote ?ree books ( ,silli1 two 9 dialogues1 & "o 9 cont9u\s n>rative4 ,he 0 a philosoph]1 & ! pr9cipal object ( 8 "w 0 to br+ o!r sects into ridicule & discr$it4 ,a few reflections ( g5]al application are scatt]$ ?r\gh x1 b !y are 9 g5]al q subsidi>y & sugge/$ by ! subject matt]4 ,,"p ,,iii4 ,,roman ,,hum\r4 ,roman ,com$y--,plautus--,ac]bity--,t]5ce--,sat ire--,lucilius--,horace--,hum\r ( ! ,cs> ,family--,cic]o--,augu/us--,p]sius--,pet ronius--,juv5al --,m>tial--,epigrammati/--,lucian--,apul eius--,julian ! ,apo/ate--,! ,misopogon--,symposius' ,enigmas--,macrobius--,hi]ocles & ,philagrius4 ,! light ( g5ius :i* %one 9 ,greece 0 to "s ext5t reflect$ ^u ,rome1 :]e !re 0 nev] an equal brilliancy4 ,z = hum\r1 su* z 0 indig5\s 9 ! c\ntry1 x 0 only repres5t$ by a few ,saturnian snat*es1 "s ,fesc5n9e bant]+s at w$d+s & h>ve/-homes1 & rude pantomimic p]=mances also orig9at+ 9 ,etruria4 ,intellectual pleasantry 0 unkn[n1 except z an exotic1 & fl\ri%$ almo/ exclusively among ^? :o 7 imbu$ ) ! lit]ature ( ,greece4 ,ab\t ! date at :i* we arriv$ at ! end ( ! la/ *apt]--! middle ( ! ?ird c5tury1 ,b4,c4--! fir/ regul> play 0 introduc$ at ,rome by ,livius ,&ronicus4 ,he 0 a ,greek slave1 hav+ be5 tak5 prison] at ! capture ( ,t>5tum4 ,sc>cely any?+ rema9s by :i* to judge ( 8 writ+s1 b we "k t he copi$ f ,greek orig9als4 ,8 plays 71 no d\bt1 mo/ly appreciat$ by ! bett] educat$ classes ( ! audi5ce4 ,he _h a rival 9 ,noevius1 a ,campanian by bir?1 :o also copi$ f ! ,greek1 b reta9$ some?+ ( ! ,fesc5n9e lic5ce1 or r1 we %\ld say1 _h mu* ( ! ho/ile hum\r common to ! e>li] p]iods ( ,greece & ,rome4 ,s viol5t 7 8 attacks ^u ! lead+ m5 ( ! day1 t he 0 imprison$1 & f9ally di$ 9 exile at ,utica4 ,?is e>ly connection ( com$y ) abuse & buffoon]y 0 probably "o cause ( pr(essional actors be+ held 9 contempt 9 ,rome4 ,we read t !y 7 frequ5tly slaves1 :o 7 :ipp$ if !y came late4 ,at ! same "t native scurrility 0 all[$4 ,freeborn ,romans might act = amusem5t 9 ! ,atellane plays1 :i* 7 consid]$ to be ,italian1 & 7 accompani$ by broad ,exodia or pantomimic int]ludes conta9+ regul> *>act]s su* z ,maccus ! cl[n1 ,buccones ! *att]]s1 ,pappus ! pantaloon1 & ,simus1 ! ape4 ,b ^! productions came f ,campania1 & x is probable t ! bett] p>ts ( !m 7 ,greek 9 _s1 ?\gh n 9 =m4 ,"s fifty ye>s lat] br+s u to ,plautus--! mo/ rem>kable ( ! ,roman comic writ]s4 ,little is kn[n ( 8 orig91 except t he 0 born 9 ,umbria4 ,!re is a /ory t at "o "t he 0 9 s humble a position t he 0 employ$ 9 gr9d+ corn = a bak]2 b1 if s1 he mu/ h possess$ extraord9>y ability & p]sev]ance to acquire su* a ?or\gh k ( ,greek & ,lat94 ,! fact ( 8 adopt+ ! /age z a pr(ession1 & act+ 9 8 own dramas1 proves t he 0 n encumb]$ ) rank or weal?4 ,8 plays 7 numb]$ among ! classics1 & 7 produc$ ^u ! /age till ! "t ( ,diocletian1 five hundr$ ye>s aft] 8 dea?2 he g5]ally copi$ f ! ,greek1 (t5 nam+ ! au?or to :om he 0 indebt$4 ,plautus is int]e/+1 n only z giv+ u an insight into ! ,greek mode ( life be=e 8 "t1 & pres]v+ _m ( ! works ( ,philemon1 ,diphilus1 & o!rs1 b z be+ ! only ,lat9 writ] ( 8 date ^: productions h surviv$4 ,he wrote "o hundr$ & ?irty plays1 ( :i* ?irty are extant1 & %[ an or?ography v diff]5t f t ( ! ,augu/an age4 ,8 /yle 0 =cible1 & l t ( all ! ,lat9 comic writ]s1 highly complex4 ,he sometimes co9s words1 7su* z ,trifurcifur1 gugga1#ah p>5ticida17 & he is con/antly giv+ new metaphorical s5ses to ^? already 9 use--z :5 he speaks ( a man be+ a hell ( elms1 i4e41 sev]ely flogg$ ) elm-rods--calls cooks bri>s1 because !y take fa/ hold ( ev]y?+ !y t\*1 & ?reat5s a slave ) memorials ( ox51 i4e41 a ?ra%+ t w make him rememb] ! ?ong4 ,we may possibly trace ! ,greek orig9al 9 a few ref]5ces to conv]sations ( animals--al?\gh no plays are n[ call$ aft] !m--& ! names1 places1 & money he introduces are g5]ally ,greek4 ,/ill1 we _c reg>d him z a m]e s]vile imitator--mu* ( 8 own g5ius is d\btless pres]v$ 9 ! plays4 ,9 "s1 we c cle>ly recognise 8 h&1 z :]e he alludes to ,roman cu/oms1 or indulges 9 puns4 ,= in/ance1 :]e a man speaks ( ! bless+ ( hav+ *ildr51 7lib]i17 ano!r obs]ves he w\ld r be free 7lib]74 ,9 ,! ,*url1 we read t x is bett] to fight ) m9 ?an ) m5aces1 & a lov] says t ,phronesium has expell$ h] own "n 7wisdom7 f 8 brea/4 ,an old man says he has begun to g to s*ool aga91 & le>n 8 lett]s4 ,i "k ?ree already1 he cont9ues1 ,:at ?ree8 is ask$1 ,a ,m ,o4 ,:ile we are glad to m>k an advancem5t 9 less pleasures be+ d]iv$ f p]sonal ?reats & conflicts on ! /age1 we are pa9$ to f9d su* an entire want ( sympa?y ) ! suff]+s ( ^? 9 a s]vile condition4 ,! sev]ity ) :i* slaves 7 treat$ 9 previ\s times 0 n mitigat$ "u ! ,roman rule1 & at ! pres5t day x is difficult to realise ! moral /ate ( ^? :o c\ld d]ive amusem5t f he>+ m5 ?reat5$ ) bull-hid+s1 & flogg$ on ! /age4 ,su* t]ms z :ip-knave became /ale f repetition1 & s _m jokes 7 made ev5 ab\t crucifixion1 t we might suppose x to be a v trifl+ puni%m5t4 ,*rysalus1 a slave1 faceti\sly obs]ves1 t :5 8 ma/] discov]s he has sp5t 8 gold1 he w make him cruscisalus i4e4 cross jump]4 ,9 ,! ,haunt$ ,h\se1 ,tranio1 :o1 c]ta9ly seems to h be5 a great scamp1 soliloquises z foll[s on he>+ ( 8 ma/]'s return3-- ,is !re any "o1 :o w\ld l to ga9 a little money1 :o c\ld endure ?is day to take my place 9 be+ tortur$8 ,:o are ^? fell[s h>d5$ to a flogg+1 :o we> out iron *a9s1 or ^? :o = ?ree didra*mas#ai w\ld get b5ea? besieg+ t[]s1 :]e !y might h _! bodies pi]c$ ) fifte5 spe>s8 ,i'll give a tal5t to t man :o %all be ! fir/ to run to ! cross = me1 b on condition t 8 feet & arms are d\bly fa/5$ !re4 ,:5 t is done1 !n ask ! money ( me4 ,ac\/ic hum\r appe>s n only 9 puns1 b "u ! =m ( long names ( :i* ,plautus 0 especially fond1 ,p]iplecom5us1 ,polyma*>oplagides1 & ,!sauro*rysonicocr are specim5s ( 8 inv5tive g5ius 9 ?is direction4 ,9 ! ,?ree ,co9s1 ,*>mides asks ! %>p]'s "n4 ,%4 ,y dem& an ardu\s task4 ,*>mides4 ,h[ s8 ,%4 ,because if y 7 to beg9 be=e daylight at ! fir/ "p ( my "n 'tw\ld be dead ( night be=e y c\ld rea* ! end ( x4 ,i h ano!r some:at less1 ab\t ! size ( a w9e cask4 ,9 ! ,p]sian1 ,toxilus gives 8 "n z foll[s1 ,vaniloquidorus ,virg9isv5donides ,nugipolyloquides ,arg5tiext]ebronides ,t$igniloquides ,nummorumexpalponides ,quodsemel>ripides ,nunquampo/e>$dides4 ,!re are a few o!r cases 9 :i* !re is a play+ ^u s\nd1 z :]e ,demipho rem>ks t if he _h su* a good-look+ girl z ,pasicompsa = a s]vant1 all ! p w\ld be />+1 gaz+1 nodd+1 w9k+1 hiss+1 twit*+1 cry+1 annoy+1 & s]5ad+4 ,! fail+s ( ! fair seems always to h be5 a fav\rite subject = m5's attack1 b reflections ( ?is k9d h decreas$ 9 numb] & ac]bity s9ce ! days ( ,ari/ophanes4 ,we f9d1 h[ev]1 "s 9 ,plautus1 su* z ! foll[+3-- ,love is a fawn+ flatt]]4 ,= he t is 9 love1 soon z ev] he has be5 smitt5 ) ! kisses ( ! object he loves1 =?) 8 sub/ance vani%es out ( doors1 & melts away4 ',give me ?is1 my honey1 if y love me4' ,& !n ,gudgeon says1 ',oh apple ( my eye1 bo? t & /ill m1 if y wi%4' ,he :o plunges into love p]i%es m dreadfully ?an if he leapt f a rock4 ,away ) y1 ,love1 if y please4 ,he is fully alive to ! p[] ( ?is de/ructive passion4 ,9 "o place ,philola*es half mad ) love & jeal\sy sees 8 mi/ress look+ into a mirror4 ,ah1 wret*$ me1 he exclaims passionately1 %e gave ! mirror a kiss4 ,i wi% ,i _h a /one to break ! head ( t mirror4#bj ,! love ( money has always be5 a /ock subject ) humori/s4 ,?is common weakness ( human nature c be play$ ^u ev5 by ^? :o c produce no o!r wit1 & _m worse jokes h be5 made on x ?an ! foll[+1-- ,calidorus asks 8 s]vant1 ,pseudolus1 to l5d him a dra*ma4 ,p4 ,:at =8 ,c4 ,to buy a rope to hang myself4 ,p4 ,:o !n w pay me back8 ,d y wi% to hang y\rself to *eat me out ( my dra*ma8 ,! ,conceal$ ,treasure turns on an old man hav+ f\nd a pot ( gold4 ,he conceals x1 & 8 n]v\sness le/ "s "o %\ld discov] x is br\ght out ) excell5t hum\r4 ,he drives ! cooks out ( ! place ) 8 /ick4 ,he has a battle-royal ) a dunghill cock1 :o1 he imag9es is try+ to scrat* = x1 !n ?9ks ,/robilus has /ol5 x1 & calls on him to %[ "o h&1 & ! o!r1 & !n ! ?ird4 ,we are ! m incl9$ to lam5t ! utt] de/ruction ( anci5t ,african lit]ature on f9d+ t ! mo/ ref9$ ,roman dramas 7 plac$ ^u ! /age by a ,c>?ag9ian1 :5 ,plautus1 ^: ent]prize & p]sev]ance _h giv5 ! great impetus to ,lat9 com$y1 0 approa*+ ! end ( 8 long life4 ,t]5ce 0 born ! la/1 & z "s ?9k ! greate/ ma/] 9 ?is bran* ( ,art4 ,he 0 at "o "t a slave1 b 8 lit]>y tal5t 0 s rem>kable t 8 ma/] set him free1 & he became ! fri5d ( di/+ui%$ m51 especially ( ,scipio ! y\ng]4 ,x mu/ seem /range t ?is brilliancy %\ld h fla%$ up = a mom5t1 & !n be5 = ev] qu5*$1 b x 0 d]iv$ f ,greece & n 9 its nature endur+4 ,! g5ius ( ,m5&] f$ ! flame ( ,t]5ce1 z t ( ,diphilus & o!rs gave p[] to ,plautus1 & x may well be suppos$ t m5 ( _! tal5t appropriat$ all t 0 mo/ excell5t1 & left _! successors to draw f inf]ior s\rces4 ,x may1 moreov]1 be d\bt$1 :e!r ! regul> drama 0 ev] popul> among ! l[] classes 9 ,rome1 :o pref]r$ ! m excit+ sc5es ( ! circus4 ,su* plays z 7 int5d$ = !m 7 co>s] & m s5sational4 ,t]5ce has n ! r\gh p[] & droll]y ( ,plautus2 8 :ole attraction lies 9 ! subtlety ( 8 amor\s intrigues4 ,/eele1 speak+ ( "o ( ! plays1 ,! ,self-,torm5tor1 obs]ves1 ,x is f ! beg9n+ to ! end a p]fect picture ( human life1 b ,i did n obs]ve 9 ! :ole "o passage t c\ld possibly raise a laugh4 ,x 0 = ?is reason1 no d\bt1 t ,cs> spoke ( him z only half a ,m5&]1 & z defici5t 9 comic =ce4 ,+5i\s complexity is s exclusively 8 aim1 t we h nei!r ! co>s5ess nor ! sp>kle ( e>li] writ]s4 ,he 0 ! fir/ to introduce ,com$ies1 :i* 7 n comic1 & :atev] hum\r he introduces is t ( situation4 ,we n[ come to consid] a k9d ( hum\r ( :i* ! ,romans claim to h be5 ! orig9ators1 & :i* !y c]ta9ly develop$ into a bran* ( lit]ature4 ,satire fir/ signifi$ a basket ( fir/ fruits (f]$ to ,c]es2 !n a hot*pot or olla podrida1 !n a m$ley2 & s ! "n 0 giv5 to poems writt5 )\t any def9ite design4 ,we might !re=e conclude t !y possess$ no uni=m "*1 b m]ely conta9$ a mixture ( miscellane\s matt]4 ,b we f9d 9 !m no allusions to politics or w>1 & b few to ! lit]ature & philosophy ( ! day--_! v>iety be+ due to _! social complexion4 ,"o feel+ & "* p]vades !m all--!y 7 call$ =? by a scornful indignation at ! deg5]acy ( ! age z repres5t$ by ! ri* & p[]ful1 or ev5 by c]ta9 lead+ individuals4 ,! appe>ance ( su* a k9d ( lit]ature d5ot$ great] activity 9 society1 an increase ( pr(ligacy among "s1 & ( moral s5sibility among o!rs4 ,satire 0 a social sc\rge4 ,x 0 n a philosophical inve/igation into ! nature & orig9 ( vice1 b a d5unciation ( x z inimical to ! int]e/s ( society4 ,x 0 practical n !oretical--& s\ght to br+ vice into contempt1 by mak+ x bo? odi\s & ridicul\s4 ,9 ! latt] attempt1 ! satiri/s may h _h m success ?an we cr$it !m )1 = 9 our day su* virul5t attacks w\ld be di/a/eful1 immorality be+ reg>d$ z ess5tially a matt] = grave & s]i\s condemnation4 ,satire diff]s f abuse1 n only 9 be+ declamatory1 b 9 be+ des]v$4 ,! amusem5t 9 x mo/ly dep5ds ^u ! de=mity ( ! s5sual1 ! failures ( ! wick$1 & ! exposure ( guilt 9 a k9d ( moral pillory4 ,x did n aim at m]e accid5tal losses or imp]fections1 & made no fanciful accusations m]ely to amuse1 b x 0 (t5 light5$ by metaphor1 by co9$ words1 & especially by exagg]ation4 ,! satire ( ,rome1 ?\gh 9 a c]ta9 s5se new1 seems to h be5 some:at d]iv$ f ,greece4 ,ennius1 :o comm5c$ x1 a man y\ng] ?an ,plautus & old] ?an ,t]5ce1 0 himself half a ,greek4 ,he wrote epic poems & com$ies1 & also introduc$ ?is comic lit]ature = private read+4 ,lucilius1 :o 0 ! fir/ em95t ,roman satiri/1 is said to h imitat$ ! old ,greek com$ies4 ,8 attacks are v sev]e & p]sonal1 rem9d+ u a little ( ,ar*ilo*us1 ?\gh app>5tly n writt5 to gratify any private sple54 ,! t5d5cy to p]sonalities m>k$ a "t :5 ! range ( society & ! tone ( ?\ght 7 equally n>r[4 ,moral depravity 0 consid]$ to be c5tr$ 9 a few individuals1 & 9 ! brok5 fragm5ts ( ,lucilius' rage1 :i* h desc5d$ to u1 we f9d a man /igmatis$ z an ulc]1 gangr5e1 a poison1 jibb]1 %uffl]1 a h>d-m\!d ob/9ate brute4 ,sometimes he ridicules ! bodily infirmities ( ! deprav$2 b ,lucilius' attacks seem less ill-natur$ & m ju/ly humor\s f be+ always direct$ aga9/ ! vici\s & demoralis$4 ,occasionally he indulges 9 su* uncomplim5t>y expressions z ,!re is no flumm]y-mak] equal to y1 :ile "s are hail$ ) ,long life to y1 glutton1 gorm&iz]1 & belly-god4 ,he might truly say 9 8 metaphorical language1 ,i seize 8 beak & sma% 8 lips1 ,zopyrus' fa%ion1 & knock out all 8 front tee?4 ,! satire ( ,horace 0 exceptionally mild2 ) him its social "* 0 mu* m m>k$ ?an its ac]bity4 ,9 _m places he %[s ,greek reflections1 = he _h receiv$ a lib]al education1 duly complet$ at ,a!ns4 ,b 8 philosophy did n consi/ ( dreamy !ories & arbitr>y rules--x 0 direct$ to practical ends1 to ! h>moniz+ ( ! feel+s1 & ! elevation ( society4 ,z a man ( ! _w1 he 0 n c>ri$ away by fancies1 nor giv5 to exagg]at$ views2 & z a companion ( ! great1 he 0 n incl9$ to inveigh bitt]ly aga9/ ! deg5]acy ( ! times4 ,on ! contr>y1 s k9dly 7 8 feel+s1 t he tells u t we %\ld ov]look ! vices ( our fri5ds4 ,8 tea*+1 bo? 9 _s & range1 0 broad] ?an t ( 8 pr$ecessors2 8 %afts 7 direct$ aga9/ classes r ?an individuals1 & :]ev] he is m po9t$1 8 object is n to gratify p]sonal spite1 b to make 8 w>n+ m =cible by illu/ration4 ,moreov]1 8 names are g5]ally unreal4 ,9 ?is way he attacks ,nasidi5us on ! excessive luxury ( ! table1 & 8 advice 0 applicable n only to ! ri* & great1 b to m ord9>y m54 ,?us1 he %[s ! bad t5d5cies ( av>ice & love-intrigues1 & ! meanness ( sycophantism & legacy-hunt+4 ,_m ( ! faults he condemns are r errors 9 ta/e ?an s]i\s moral del9qu5cies4 ,sometimes he criticises m]ely trivial matt]s1 su* z a co/ume or a sc5t4 ,rufillus smells all p]fumes1 ,gorgonius l a goat1 & ! mo/ humor\s ( 8 pieces is t 9 :i* he ridicules ! ignorance & impud5ce ( a manoeuvr+ *att]]4 ,b 9 ?is l9e he is n v successful1 & 8 conte/s ( rival je/]s are z mu* b5ea? ! notice ( any good writ] ( ! pres5t day1 z 8 acc\nt is ( ,porcius1 ! jack-pudd+ swall[+ cakes :ole4 ,horace says t m5 are m imp]vi\s to sla%+ reproa* ?an to f9e ridicule1 & he 0 unusually adroit 9 hitt+ foibles )\t inflict+ pa94 ,he 0 n a man :o held /rong op9ions on subjects4 ,?is is especially evid5t :]e he speaks ( 8 own fickl5ess2 & :ile he reit]ates 8 dislike ( ,rome1 ) its noise & bu/le1 he makes 8 slave say t ?is is b affectation1 & :5 an invitation comes f ,mecnas1 ,mulvius & ! 'scurr' are turn$ out1 f :i* we le>n t p>asites _h _! p>asites1 & t ,horace 9 ! c\ntry play$ ! patron to ! ru/ic wits4 ,al?\gh ! ,romans g5]ally h no claim to be call$ a humor\s p1 _m ( !m became celebrat$ = _! tal5t 9 rep>tee4 ,scipio ,africanus milianus above m5tion$1 0 rem>kable 9 ?is way1 z 0 ,crassus1 ,granius1 ,v>gula1 & o!rs4 ,!re 0 a good old joke t ,nasica hav+ call$ at ! h\se ( ! poet ,ennius1 & ! maid-s]vant hav+ told him t ,ennius 0 n at home1 he p]ceiv$ %e _h said s by h] ma/]'s ord]2 & :51 a few days aft]w>ds1 ,ennius call$ at ,nasica's h\se1 & inquir$ = him1 ,nasica cri$ out t he 0 n at home4 ,:at6 says ,ennius1 d ,i n "k y\r voice8 ,y are an impud5t fell[1 repli$ ,nasica1 ,i believ$ y\r s]vant :5 %e said y 7 n at home1 & y w n believe me4 ,a ve9 ( hum\r seems to h run ?r\gh ! ,cs> family4 ,caius ,julius ,cs> ,/rabo ,vopiscus 0 s not$ = ! gift t ,cic]o 9 8 "w on ,oratory makes him deliv] 8 obs]vations on ! subject4 ,julius ,cs> himself 0 z rem>kable = pleasantry z = clem5cy4 ,8 ,v5i1 vidi1 vici1 9 :i* 8 enemies saw s mu* arrogance1 0 no d\bt int5d$ & und]/ood by 8 fri5ds to be humor\s4 ,9 8 y\? he 0 accus$ ( effem9ate habits1 & :5 on 8 obta9+ ! entire comm& ( ,gaul1 he said t he w\ld n[ make 8 enemies 8 suppliants1 & a s5ator repli$ s>ca/ically1 ,t w n be an easy task = a woman4 ,he rejo9$ ) gaiety1 ,semiramis reign$ 9 ,assyria1 & ! ,amazons possess$ a great "p ( ,asia4 ,we h already se5 him lam5t+ ov] ! loss ( comic =ce 9 ,t]5ce z comp>$ ) ,m5&]1 & 9 ! triumphal games giv5 9 8 hon\r 9 ! ye> #de1 he comm&$ ,decimus ,lab]ius1 ?\gh a man ( sixty1 to appe> on ! /age 9 ! conte/ ( wit4 ,?is knight 0 a compos] ( mimes--a light k9d ( com$y1 some:at to be comp>$ to ! ent]ta9m5ts giv5 by humori/s at ! pres5t day4 ,julius ,cs> oblig$ him to p]=m 9 p]son--an act ( degradation--b aft]w>ds gave him #ejj1jjj se/]ces1 & re/or$ him to 8 rank4 ,?is act ( ,cs>'s has be5 reg>d$ z hav+ a political significance1 b x may m]ely h %[n 8 love ( hum\r4 ,he may h wi%$ to br+ out ! tal5t ( ! new mime1 ,publius1 a "y ,syrian1 :o _h acquir$ great celebrity bo? = beauty & wit4 ,x is said t :5 8 ma/] fir/ took ,publius to see 8 patron1 ! latt] obs]v$ "o ( 8 slaves1 :o 0 dropsical1 ly+ 9 ! sun%9e1 & ask+ him angrily :at he 0 do+ !re1 ,publius answ]$ = him ,w>m+ wat]4 ,on ! same visit1 9 je/+ aft] supp]1 ! "q 0 ask$1 ,:at is a disagreeable repose8 ,:5 _m _h attempt$ answ]s1 ,publius repli$1 ,t ( g\ty feet4 ,"s ( ! say+s ( ,publius1 h be5 pres]v$4 ,he receives a b5efit :o gives to a wor?y p]son4 ,he to :om m ?an is j is all[$1 wi%es = m ?an he gets4 ,a man :o talks well on ! road is z good z a c>riage4 ,he unju/ly accuses ,neptune :o is %ip-wreck$ twice4 ,by ov]look+ an old injury y invite a new "o4 ,^! say+s are ( a worldly-wise & prov]bial "*1 &1 !re=e1 z has be5 already obs]v$1 al?\gh n actually humor\s1 are easily capable ( be+ s reg>d$4 ,cs> aw>d$ ! prize to ,publius in/ead ( ,lab]ius1 because1 z x is suppos$1 ( "s reflections ! latt] made ^u him4 ,b x may h be5 t ,cs> 0 "r1 & ,publius' wit 0 ! mo/ sali5t4 ,sc>cely any specim5s rema9 ( ,lab]ius' tal5t4 ,aulus ,gellius says t he co9$ _m /range words1 & he seems to h made consid]able use ( allit]ation4 ,we may suppose t ! hum\r ( ,cic]o 0 some:at h]$it>y1 = he records a say+ ( 8 gr&fa!r t ! m5 ( our "t are l ,syrian slaves2 ! m ,greek !y "k1 ! great] knaves !y are6 ,x is =tunate ! gr&son inh]it$ ! old man's wit )\t 8 plebeian prejudices1 & became z celebrat$ = 8 culture z = 8 read9ess4 ,9 8 "w entitl$ ,! ,orator1 he comm5ds hum\r z a means ( ga9+ influ5ce1 & a vehicle = moral in/ruction4 ,orators1 he says1 joke ) an object1 n to appe> je/]s1 b to obta9 "s advantage4 ,b we may feel sure he did n keep ?is dry & pr(itable end always 9 view1 = he wrote a je/-book1 & 0 nick-nam$ by 8 enemies ,scurra ,consul>is1#ba ! consul> buffoon4 ,a man c sc>cely h a tal5t = hum\r )\t be+ consci\s ( its fasc9ation1 & be+ sometimes l$ away by x--z ,cic]o says1 x pleases ! li/5]s--b he ne$ n !re=e desc5d to buffoon]y4 ,we %\ld n be incl9$ to accuse a man ( t1 :o tells u t a reg>d to prop] times1 mod]ation & =be>ance 9 je/+1 & a limitation 9 ! numb] ( jokes1 w di/+ui% ! orator f ! buffoon2 :o says t indelicacy is a disgrace1 n only to ! =um1 b to any company ( well-br$ p1 & t nei!r great vice nor great mis]y is a subject = ridicule4 ,f all ?is we may ga!r t ,cic]o 0 full ( graceful & clev] jocosity1 b did n indulge 9 :at 0 vapid & objectionable4 ,bo? by precept & practice he approv$ good v]bal hum\r4 ,! bett] class ( puns 0 us$ 9 ! lit]ature ( ! "t1 z we f9d by ,/4 ,paul & o!rs1 n 9 levity1 b m]ely z embelli%m5ts4#bb ,cic]o repli$ to ,vibius ,curius1 :o 0 tell+ a falsehood ab\t 8 age3 ,!n :5 we declaim$ at ! s*ools toge!r1 y 7 n born2 & to ,fabia1 ,dolabella's wife1 :o said %e 0 ?irty1 ,no d\bt1 = ,i h he>d y say s tw5ty ye>s4 ,:5 he saw ,l5tulus1 8 c\s9--a little man girt ) a big sword3 ,:o1 he ask$1 has fa/5$ my c\s9 to t sword8 & on be+ %[n a colossal bu/ ( 8 bro!r1 :o 0 also small1 he exclaim$1 ,! half ( my bro!r is great] ?an ! :ole4 ,"o day ,cic]o _h supp$ ) ,damasippus1 & 8 ho/ _h said--putt+ "s inf]ior w9e be=e him--,dr9k ?is ,fal]nian1 x is =ty ye>s old6 ,x be>s its age well1 repli$ ,cic]o4 ,we h a mo/ int]e/+ collection ( good say+s 9 ,! ,orator1 :i* al?\gh n spok5 by ,cic]o himself1 7 ^? :i* he _h f "t to "t notic$1 & probably jott$ d[n4 ,"h is "o ( ,cs>'s 7,/rabo74 ,a ,sicilian1 :5 a fri5d made lam5tation to him t 8 wife _h hang$ h]self ^u a fig tree3 ,i besee* y1 he said1 give me "s %oots ( t tree t ,i may plant !m4 ,"s "o ask$ ,crassus :e!r he %\ld be tr\blesome if he came to him be=e x 0 light4 ,crassus said1 ,y w n4 ,! o!r rejo9$1 ,y w ord] y\rself to be awak5$ !n4 ,to :i* ,crassus repli$1 ,surely1 ,i said t y w\ld n be tr\blesome4 ,to return to ! ,cs>s4 ,! humor\s ve9 :i* we h trac$ 9 ! family desc5d$ to ,augu/us--! great nephew ( ,julius4 ,"s ( 8 say+s1 :i* h surviv$1 %[ him to h be5 z pleasant 9 8 wit z he 0 prov]bially happy 9 8 =tunes4 ,:5 ! inhabitants ( ,t>raco made him a fulsome spee*1 tell+ him t !y _h rais$ an alt> to him z _! presid+ deity1 & t1 m>vell\s to relate1 a spl5did palm tree _h gr[n up on x3 ,t %[s1 repli$ ! ,emp]or1 h[ (t5 y k9dle a fire !re4 ,to ,galba1 a hun*back orator1 :o 0 plead+ be=e him1 & frequ5tly say+1 ,set me "r1 if ,i am wrong1 he repli$1 ,i c easily correct y1 b ,i _c set y "r4 ,! foll[+ w give a slight idea ( ! v>iety ( 8 hum\r4 ,:5 he he>d t1 among ! *ildr5 "u two ye>s old :om ,h]od _h ord]$ to be sla91 8 own son _h be5 kill$1 he said1 ,x is bett] to be ,h]od's pig ?an 8 son4 ,be+ ent]ta9$ on "o occasion ) a v poor d9n]1 & )\t any c]emony1 z he 0 pass+ out he :isp]$ 9 ! e> ( 8 ho/1 ,i did n "k t ,i 0 su* a fri5d ( y\rs4 ,a ,roman knight hav+ di$ enorm\sly 9 debt1 ,augu/us ord]$ !m to buy him 8 b$-pill[ at ! auction1 obs]v+3 ,! pill[ ( a man :o c\ld sleep :5 he ow$ s mu* mu/ be truly soporific4 ,a man :o _h be5 remov$ f a cavalry comm& & ask$ = an all[ance1 n f any m]c5>y motive1 b t ,i may seem to h resign$ ^u obta9+ ! grant f y1 he dismiss$ ) ! words3 ,tell ev]ybody y h receiv$ x4 ,i w n d5y x4 ,augu/us kept a je/]1 ,gabba1 & patronis$ mimes1 & among o!r div]sions ) :i* he amus$ himself & 8 fri5ds1 0 t ( giv+ pres5ts by lott]y2 ea* drew a ticket ^u :i* some?+ 0 nam$1 b on apply+ = ! article a totally diff]5t ?+ 0 receiv$1 answ]+ to a second mean+ ( ! "n4 ,?is occasion$ great m]rim5t1 a man :o ?\ght he 0 to get a gr& pres5t 0 giv5 a little sponge1 or rake1 or a pair ( p9c]s2 ano!r :o seem$ to h no claim :atev]1 obta9$ some?+ v valuable4 ,! hum\r 0 n great1 b a little refre%+ di/raction 0 ?us obta9$ f ! c>es ( /ate4 ,!re is no loss 9 light lit]ature s mu* to be deplor$ z t ( ! correspond5ce betwe5 ,augu/us & ,mecnas4 ,! latt] prid$ himself ^u 8 skill 9 poetry & hum\r1 & we may be sure t he s5t "s ( 8 *oice/ productions to ,augu/us1 :o 9 turn ex]t$ himself to s5d some?+ wor?y ( ! eye ( s celebrat$ a critic4 ,x is n impossible t ! ,emp]or %[$ himself equal1 if n sup]ior to ! fri5d ( ,horace4 ,^? :o succe$$ to ! imp]ial purple prov$ v diff]5t f _! illu/ri\s pr$ecessor1 & 9 ,p]sius ! sev]ity ( ,roman satire re-appe>s4 ,we c\ld sc>cely expect a man :o liv$ "u ,n]o1 & aft] ! reigns ( ,tib]ius1 ,caligula1 & ,claudius to write ) ! mild placidity ( ! ,augu/an poet4 ,moreov]1 ! satires ( ,p]sius 7 writt5 at an e>ly age--tw5ty-eight1 & y\? always feels acutely1 & expresses /rongly4 ,"s ( 8 attacks are evid5tly aim$ at ,n]o1 b 8 pr9cipal object is to d5\nce ! vices ( ! times4 ,h5ce1 indol5ce & pruri5t lit]ature are /igmatis$4 ,he ridicules ! extremes ( extravagance1 & ( t p>simony by :i* x is usually accompani$4 ,am ,i on a fe/ive day to h a nettle dress$ = me1 & a smok$ pig's *eek ) a hole 9 its e>1 9 ord] t t gr&son ( y\rs may be surfeit$ ) goose liv]1 & indulge 9 patrician am\rs4 ,am ,i to be a liv+ anatomy t 8 pope's /oma* may %ake ) fat4#bc ,allud+ to ! absurdity ( ! pray]s g5]ally (f]$ up1 he uses language wor?y ( a ,*ri/ian4 ,y ask = vig\r1 b ri* di%es & fat sausages prev5t ! gods f grant+ y\r behe/4 ,y ask :at y\r fle%ly m9d sugge/s4 ,:at avails gold 9 sacrifice8 ,(f] ju/ice to ,god & man--g5]\s hon\r1 & a s\l free f pollution4 ,9 ,p]sius we miss ! light g5iality ( ,horace & ! pure language ( ! ,augu/an age1 b we m>k ! complexity & f9esse ( a lat] date1 a =m ( ?\ght bespeak+ a compreh5sive grasp1 & suitable to subtle m9ds4 ,b z reg>ds 8 hum\r x dep5ds mu* on exagg]ation1 & is proportionably weak1 & beyond ?is we h little b ! co9+ ( "s words1#bd ! us+ o!rs 9 unaccu/om$ s5ses1 & a l>ge season+ ( sev]ity4 ,he evid5tly aim$ r at be+ corrective ?an amus+1 & 8 cov]t attacks ^u ,n]o 71 no d\bt1 well und]/ood4 ,hum\r ( a poor k9d 0 evid5tly fa%ionable at ! day--! ,emp]or himself wrote ,satires & 0 s fond ( comic p]=mances t he fir/ enc\rag$ & rew>d$ a celebrat$ pantomimic actor nam$ ,p>is1 & !n put him to dea? = be+ 8 rival 9 ! mimetic art4 ,ev5 ,s5eca c\ld n resi/ ! example ( 8 contempor>ies1 & we f9d ! s$ate philosoph] attack+ 8 enemy ) sev]e ridicule4 ,claudius _h him s5t into exile = eight ye>s to ! picturesque b lonely ,isl& ( ,corsica2 & ,s5eca :o lik$ some?+ m social & luxuri\s1 held him up 9 a satire bord]+ ^u lampoon4 ,! fanciful production 0 call$ ! ,apolokokyntosis ( ,claudius2 t is 8 apo!osis1 except t1 in/ead ( ! ,emp]or be+ deifi$1 he is suppos$ to be g\rdifi$1 *ang$ n into a god1 b into a pumpk94 ,s5eca1 aft] d]id+ ,claudius' bodily defects1 accuses him ( committ+ _m atrocities1 & f9ally s5ds him d[n f heav5 to ! ne!r _w1 :]e a new puni%m5t is inv5t$ = him--he is to be always try+ to ?r[ dice out ( an empty box4 ,"o ( ! mo/ rem>kable *>act]s 9 ! reign ( ,n]o 0 ,titus ,petronius ,arbit]4 ,he 0 a great fav\rite ) ! ,emp]or1 & held "s (ficial appo9tm5t--! duties ( :i* he is said to h dis*>g$ ) ability4 ,9 8 writ+s he is suppos$ to condemn immorality1 b he enl>ges s mu* ^u :at he disapproves t we d\bt :e!r he does n promote ! vice he pret5ds to condemn4#be ,8 ,satyricon is n int5d$ to be a satire1 b an imitation ( "o ( ^? old ,greek com$ies :i* treat$ ( ! do+s ( ,satyrs & grotesque c\ntry deities4 ,x is ! fir/ comic prose "w1 = 9 e>ly times v]se 0 ?\ght z necess>y to hum\r z to poetry4 ,! :ole "w is envelop$ 9 a voluptu\s atmosph]e2 x is writt5 9 a gay roy/]+ /yle1 b al?\gh ! indelicacy is great ! hum\r is small4 ,occasionally x is int]e/+1 z giv+ an insight into private life 9 ! days ( ,n]o4 ,"h we f9d ,trimal*io1 a ri* man1 provid+ = ! amusem5t ( 8 gue/s1 z well z = _! sumptu\s ent]ta9m5t4 ,"o di% 0 a wild bo>1 :i* 0 plac$ on ! table ) a cap ( lib]ty on its head4 ,petronius ask$ ! mean+ ( ?is4 ,:y1 said he1 y\r s]vant c\ld expla9 t1 x is no riddle4 ,?is bo> escap$ f ye/]day's d9n] :]e x 0 dismiss$ by ! gue/s1 & he n[ returns to table z a fre$man4 ,aft]w>ds a mu* l>g] hog 0 br\ght 94 ,:at6 cri$ ,trimal*io1 look+ closely at x1 is n 8 inside tak5 out8 ,no6 x is n2 call ! cook1 call ! cook4 ,! cook be+ br\ght 91 excus$ himself say+ t he =got4 ,=got6 cri$ ,trimal*io1 :y1 he talks z if x 7 only a p9* ( pepp] omitt$4 ,/rip him4 ,9 a mom5t ! cook 0 /ripp$ to be flogg$4 ,all int]c$$ = him1 b ,petronius felt some:at indignant at su* an ov]sight1 & said he mu/ be a c>eless rascal to =get to disemb[el a hog4 ,trimal*io ) a pleasant look said1 ,come1 y ) ! %ort memory1 see if y c b[el him be=e u4 ,! cook sla%$ ) 8 knife1 & out tumbl$ a load ( pudd+s & sausages4 ,all ! s]vants rais$ a %\t1 & ! cook 0 pres5t$ ) a cup ( w9e1 & a silv] cr[n4 ,petronius %>$ ! fate ( ,s5eca4 ,he 0 suspect$ ( conspir+ aga9/ ! ,emp]or1 & 8 life be+ dem&$1 he pref]r$ to suff] by 8 own h& r ?an by t ( ! execution]4 ,he caus$ 8 ve9s to be op5$1 b /rangely :imsical to ! la/1 & wi%+ to die sl[ly1 he _h !m clos$ at int]vals4 ,9 8 dy+ /ate he 0 daily c>ri$ ab\t ! /reets ( ,cum1 & receiv$ 8 fri5ds1 made love v]ses & humor\s epigrams1 & endeav\r$ to )draw 8 ?\ghts f ! sad reality by indulg+ 9 all k9ds ( amus+ caprices4 ,at l5g? he expir$--ano!r di/+ui%$ victim ( ,n]o's cruelty4 ,juv5al1 :o wrote "u ,domitian1 a little lat] ?an ,p]sius1 equall$ him 9 sev]ity--due ei!r to 8 natural disposition or to ! spectacle pres5t$ by ! ev] increas+ demoralization ( ,rome4 ,l ,p]sius1 he makes use ( mu* metaphor & involution 9 8 works--%[+ ! lit]>y ta/e & intellectual acum5 ( a settl$ /ate ( society1 b an e>ly age is impress$ ^u 8 pages 9 ! indelicacy ) :i* he is frequ5tly *>geable4 ,8 depiction ( guilt 0 appreciat$ at t day1 b "u ! ,*ri/ian disp5sation vice is ?\ght too s9ful1 & 9 a highly civilis$ /ate too injuri\s to be laughable4 ,! views !n held 7 diff]5t1 & ,tacitus consid]$ x a m>k ( great sup]iority 9 ! ,g]mans t !y did n laugh at crimes4 ,juv5al tells u t ! ,romans je]$ at pov]ty4 ,!re 0 mu* 9 ! "* ( ?is satiri/ to raise him 9 ! e/imation ( "r-m9d$ m54 ,8 ta/es 7 simple1 he lov$ ! c\ntry & its homely f>e1 & al?\gh devoid ( ambition1 0 highly cultivat$4 ,no d\bt he 0 r au/]e ?an g5ial3 8 aim 0 to in/ruct & w>n r ?an amuse2 & :]e he approa*es hum\r x is m]ely f complexity ( /yle1 9 co9+ words & b>b>isms1 or 9 comp>isons mo/ly dep5d5t ^u exagg]ation4 ,! foll[+ is "o ( 8 be/ specim5s1 ?\gh ov]-weight$ ) sev]ity4 ,x gives an idea ( ! /ate ( ,rome at ! "t4 ,a drunk5 magnate & 8 ret9ue /op a citiz5 9 ! /reet1 & insol5tly dem&-- ,) ^: v9eg> & beans are y bl[n out8 ,:at cobbl] has be5 eat+ leeks & %eep%ead ) y8 ,answ]1 or be kick$4 ,?is1 says ,juv5al is a poor man's lib]ty4 ,:5 pummell$1 he begs t he may be all[$ to escape ) a few ( 8 tee? rema9+4 ,juv5al longs = ! sword ( ,lucilius1 & ! lamp ( ,horace1 t he may attack ! vices ( ,rome1 b he himself is m sev]e ?an ei!r4 ,=g]s1 gambl]s & pr(ligates are assail$1 & names are frequ5tly giv51 ?\gh we (t5 _c n[ decide :e!r !y belong$ to real p]sons4 ,laugh+ at ^? :o desire l5g? ( ye>s )\t rememb]+ ! concomitant infirmities ( age1 he says3 ,all k9ds ( disease dance ar\nd ! ag$ 9 a troop1 ( :i* if y 7 to ask ! names ,i c\ld soon] tell y h[ _m lov]s ,hippia _h1 h[ _m pati5ts ,!mison kill$ 9 "o autumn1 or h[ _m allies ,basilus & ,hirrus defraud$4 ,he condemns ! increas$ desire = luxury4 ,d n1 he w>ns1 long = a mullet1 :5 y h only a gudgeon 9 y\r purse4 ,! rule ( ! day 0 to pur*ase s5sual indulg5ce at any co/1 ,gre$9ess is s great t !y w n ev5 invite a p>asite4 ,excessive selfi%ness leads to e k9d ( di%one/y4 ,a man ( probity is z r>e z a mule's foal1 or z a %[] ( /ones f a cl\d4 ,:at day is s sacr$ t x fails to produce ?iev+1 p]fidy1 fraud1 ga9 s\ght ?r\gh e crime1 & money acquir$ by b[l & dagg]4 ,! good are s sc>ce t _! numb] is b>ely z great z t ( ! gates ( ,!bes1 or ! m\?s ( ! f]tiliz+ ,nile4 ,he attacks e k9d ( social abuse1 & does n ev5 sp>e ! ladies--"s are too fa/1 "s are le>n$ & p$antic1 "s cruel to _! slaves--ev5 sc\rg+ !m ) c[hides4 ,:at fault1 he asks1 has ! girl committ$1 if y\r own nose has displeas$ y8 ,z to religion1 t has disappe>$ altoge!r4 ,:at a laugh y\r simplicity w\ld raise 9 public1 if y 7 to require ( anyone t he %\ld n p]jure himself1 b believe t !re 0 "s deity 9 ! temple1 or at ! ensangu9$ alt>6 ,t ! s\ls ( ! dep>t$ are any?+1 & ! realms bel[1 & ! punt-pole & frogs ( ! ,/ygian pool1 & t s _m ?\s&s pass ov] 9 "o boat1 n ev5 ! boys believe1 except ^? :o are too "y to pay = _! ba?4 ,! language us$ 9 ! la/ passage is no d\bt an example ( ! pr(ane mann] 9 :i* "s m5 spoke at t day1 b 9 g5]al1 we mu/ rememb] t ^! pictures are humor\s & ov]drawn4 ,/ill1 "s ( ! (f5ces spok5 ( ) horror by ,juv5al 7 treat$ almo/ z lightly by contempor>y poets z !y _h be5 by ,ari/ophanes4 ,!re is a slightly =eign complexion ab\t ! productions ( ,m>tial1 :i* rem9ds u t he 0 a ,spani>d4 ,ev5 at ?is "t !re seems to h be5 a sp>kle & ri*ness 9 ! ?\ghts t budd$ 9 t sunny clime4 ,m>tial 0 a contempor>y ( ,juv5al1 & address$ two or ?ree ( 8 epigrams to him4 ,8 works consi/$ ( f\rte5 books1 conta9+ altoge!r m ?an fifte5 hundr$ ( ^! %ort poems4 ,! appe>ance ( su* works may be tak5 z indicative ( ! condition ( ,rome at ! "t4 ,! calls ( bus9ess _h become m urg5t f ! increase ( ! population & developm5t ( comm]ce1 :ile ! unsatisfactory /ate ( ! ,gov]nm5t & ( =eign affairs kept m5's m9ds 9 agitation & susp5se4 ,m>tial himself obs]ves t ^? 7 no times = poems ( any l5g?1 & t "s ( 8 fri5ds w\ld n ev5 read 8 long] pieces1 ?\gh !y nev] exce$$ ?irty l9es4 ,! p]iod dem&$ some?+ light & %ort--a book :i* c\ld be tak5 up & laid d[n )\t any int]ruption ( ! n>rative4 ,b ! swift] curr5t ( affairs _h also produc$ a ke5] or m active turn ( m9d1 s t x 0 necess>y n only to be %ort1 b also pi?y4 ,x 0 n necess>y to be humor\s1 b x 0 ess5tial to be concise & int]e/+1 & ?us ,m>tial gave to ! epigram t "* = po9t :i* x has s9ce ma9ta9$4 ,no?+ c\ld be m attractive ?an allusions to contempor>y m51 pass+ sc5es1 or novelties ( ! day1 & :5 we read 8 works we seem to be transport$ by magic into ! /reets & h\ses ( anci5t ,rome4 ,on "o page we h ! sangu9>y sc5es ( ! circus2 9 ano!r we see ! ladies wav+ _! purple fans1 & he> !m toa/$ 9 z _m glasses z !y h lett]s to _! names4 ,f ?is k9d ( gaiety ,m>tial graduates into ano!r--t ( pleasantry4 ,9 an epitaph on 8 b>b]1 he bids ! e>? lie light ^u him1 add+1 ,x c\ld n be light] ?an 8 arti/ic h&4 ,f 8 c5sure ( bad wit1 x is evid5t t he drew great di/9ctions betwe5 broad & subtle hum\r4 ,e man1 he says1 has n a nose1 i4e41 a ke5 p]ception--_c smell a fault4 ,he is v seldom guilty ( a pun1 & says 9 "o place t he has n adopt$ v]bal tricks1 imitat+ e*oes1 or mak+ l9es :i* c be read backw>ds or =w>ds4#bf ,nor has he any int5tion to indulge 9 bitt] reflections2 he says1-- ,my page injures n ^? x hates1 & no reputation obta9$ at ! exp5se ( ano!r is pleas+ to me4 ,"s v]sifi]s wi% publications :i* are b d>ts dipp$ 9 ! blood ( ,lycambus to be m9e1 & vomit =? ! poison ( vip]s "u my "n4 ,my sport is h>mless4 ,b he well saw t "s little sev]ity 0 necess>y = hum\r1 = he *ides a dull poet3 ,al?\gh ! epigrams :i* y write are always sweetness itself1 & m spotless ?an a :ite-lead$ sk91 & al?\gh !re is 9 !m nei!r an atom ( salt1 nor a drop ( bitt] gall1 yet y expect1 fooli% man1 t !y w be read4 ,:y1 n ev5 food is pleasant if :olly de/itute ( acid season+1 nor is a face pleas+ :i* %[s no dimples4 ,give *ildr5 y\r honey1 apples1 & lusci\s figs--! ,*ian fig1 :i* has %>pness1 pleases my ta/e4 ,foll[+ ?is view we f9d him (t5 s>ca/ic1 b n p]sonal1 ! names be+ fictiti\s1 or if n1 ^? ( well kn[n public m54 ,9 a few in/ances he is a little ill-natur$1 & writes1 ,laugh1 if ?\ art wise1 girl1 laugh1 said ,ovid1 b he did n say ?is to all girls1 n1 = in/ance1 to ,maxim9a1 :o has only ?ree tee?1 & ^? ! col\r ( pit* & boxwood4 ,avoid ! pantomimes ( ,phili/ion & gay fea/s4 ,x befits y to sit beside an afflict$ "m1 & a wife lam5t+ h] husb&4 ,weep1 if ?\ art wise1 girl1 weep4 ,m>tial (t5 uses ! figure call$ by ! ,greek gramm>ians contr>y to expectation4 ,! po9t ( ! :ole epigram lies 9 ! la/ ^w or l9e1 :i* *anges ! drift ( ! :ole4 ,8 fun]al pile 0 /rewn ) re$1 ,8 te>ful wife br\ght fragrant myrrh1 ,! bi]1 ! grave1 ! o9tm5t 7 prep>$1 ,he nam$ me z 8 heir1 & he--got well4 ,sorry is ,a!nagoras n to s5d ! gifts1 ,:i* 9 mid-w9t] he is wont to s5d2 ,:e!r he be sorry ,i %all %ortly see1 ,b sorry he has c]ta9ly made me4 ,y fea/ s (t5 )\t me1 ,lup]cus1 ,i've f\nd a way by :i* to pay y out1 ,i am inc5s$1 & if y %\ld invite me1 ,:at w\ld ,i d1 y ask me8 ,:y--,i'd come4 ,! gr[+ appreciation ( ?is k9d ( writ+ _h already l$ ,meleag]1 a cynic philosoph] ( ,gad>a1 to =m ! fir/ collection ( ,greek epigrams1 :i* he prettily t]m$ ! an?ology or b\quet4 ,m>tial has be5 comm5d$ at ! exp5se ( ! ,greeks1 b he borr[$ consid]ably f !m 9 =m & matt]4 ,8 epigrams 7 m uni=mly sugge/ive & conc5trat$ ?an ^? ( any previ\s writ]1 & he l>gely contribut$ to raise su* compositions f be+ m]ely inscriptive into a bran* ( lit]ature4 ,he op5$ a new field1 & ! l>g] portion ( ^! productions 9 ,greek 7 writt5 ab\t ?is "t4 ,!y are n g5]ally humor\s1 ) ! exception ( a few f ,philo & ,leonidas ( ,alex&ria :o liv$ ab\t #fj ,b4,c41 f ,ammianus 9 #abj ,b4,c41 & f ,lucilius1 a great compos] ( ?is k9d1 ( ^: hi/ory no?+ is kn[n b t he liv$ 9 ! reign ( ,n]o4 ,! foll[+ are f ! la/-m5tion$4 ,"s say1 ,nicylla1 t ?\ dye/ ?y hair1 :i* ?\ b\ghte/ mo/ black at ! m>ket4 ,all ! a/rolog]s prophesi$ t my uncle w\ld be long-liv$ except ,h]mocleides1 :o said he w\ld n be s4 ,?is1 h[ev]1 0 n until we 7 lam5t+ 8 dea?4 ,! foll[+ are free translations f ! same writ]4 ,poor ,cleon out ( envy di$1 ,8 bro!r ?ief to see ,nail$ ne> him to be crucifi$ ,^u a high] tree4 ,on a bad pa9t]4 ,y pa9t ,deucalion & ,phaeton1 ,& ask :at price = ea* y %\ld require2 ,i'll tell y :at !y're wor? be=e y've done1 ,"o des]ves wat]1 & ! o!r fire4 ,! works ( ,lucian are g5]ally reg>d$ z =m+ a "p ( ,roman lit]ature1 al?\gh !y 7 writt5 9 ,greek by a native ( ,samosata 9 ,syria4 ,9 !m we h an int]m+l+ ( ! w>m imag9ation ( ! ,ea/ ) ! cold sceptical philosophy ( ! ,we/4 ,lucian 0 orig9ally br\ght up to be a /one-cutt]1 b he _h an insatiable desire = le>n+1 & 9 8 ,dream he tells u h[ he seem$ to be c>ri$ al(t on ! w+s ( ,pegasus4 ,he became a plead] at ! b>1 b soon f\nd t deceit1 lies1 impud5ce1 & *ican]y 7 insep>able f t pr(ession4 ,9 disgu/ he betook himself to philosophy1 b c\ld n re/ra9 8 indignation :5 he f\nd s _m base m5 ?r[+ ! blame ( _! conduct on ,plato1 ,*rysippus1 ,py?agoras1 & o!r great m54 ,a fell[ :o tells y t ! wise man alone is ri*1 comes ! next mom5t & asks y = money--j z if a p]son 9 regal array %\ld g ab\t begg+4 ,he says !y pay no m att5tion to ! doctr9es !y tea* ?an if _! words 7 t5nis balls to play ) 9 s*ools4 ,!re is1 he cont9ues1 a /ory told ( a c]ta9 k+ ( ,egypt1 :o took a fancy to h apes taught to dance4 ,! apes1 z !y are apt to mimic human actions1 came on 9 _! lessons & improv$ v fa/1 & 7 soon fit to appe> on ! public /age1 & display _! skill1 dress$ 9 purple robes1 ) masks on _! faces4 ,! spectators 7 mu* pleas$ ) !m = a consid]able "t1 :5 a wag :o 0 pres5t1 hav+ br\ght ) him a quantity ( nuts1 ?rew a h&ful among/ !m4 ,! dance 0 imm$iately =gott51 & ! p]=m]s f pyrrhic danc]s1 relaps$ into apes1 :o w5t *att]+ & snapp+ at "o ano!r1 & fight+ = nuts2 s t 9 a few mom5ts ! masks 7 crumpl$1 ! clo!s torn to rags1 & ! ape dance1 :i* _h be5 s mu* extoll$1 t]m9at$ amid/ peals ( laught]4 ,su* is ! hi/ory ( mock philosoph]s4 ,! above /ory may s]ve to exhibit ,lucian's views1 & 8 love ( humor\s illu/ration4 ,he indulges 9 _m fancies1 su* z ! compla9t ( ! lett] ,s aga9/ ,t1 :i* _h 9 ,attic be5 sub/itut$ = x4 ,ano!r k9d ( pleasantry :i* he br+s =w>d is int]e/+1 inasmu* z aft] hav+ be5 9 fa%ion among ! gramm>ians1 & reviv+ among ! monks 9 ! middle ages x has n[ fall5 entirely out ( use4 ,x may be reg>d$ z be+ a k9d ( cont9uation ( ! philosophical h>d que/ions ( anci5t times1 orig9at$ ) ! ,sophi/s1 & 0 entirely conf9$ to logical subtleties af=d+ div]sion1 b n awak5+ any emotion suffici5t to cause laught]4 ,lucian makes a p>asite ask 8 ho/ aft] d9n] to solve su* riddles z ,! ,sorites & ! ,reap]1 & ! ,horn$ ,syllogism4 ,! latt] proposition 01 ,:at y h n lo/ t y /ill h4 ,y h n lo/ horns1 !re=e y h horns4 ,9 ,! ,sale ( ! ,philosoph]s1 9 :i* ,jupit] puts !m all up to auction to see :at w be bid = !m1 ,*rysippus gives "s simil> examples4 ,a /one is a sub/ance1 is x n8 ,c]ta9ly4 ,a liv+ be+ is also a sub/ance4 ,yes4 ,& y are a liv+ be+--!re=e y are a /one4 ,*rysippus !n (f]s to turn him back into a man4 ,is e sub/ance a liv+ be+8 ,no4 ,is a /one a liv+ be+8 ,no4 ,b y are a sub/ance8 ,yes4 ,& a liv+ be+2 !n1 al?\gh y are a sub/ance y are n a /one1 because y are a liv+ be+4 ,lucian's crusade aga9/ vice is ( s g5]al a k9d z to rem9d u m ( "s ( ! old philosoph]s ?an ( ! ,roman satiri/s4 ,at ! same "t he says he has only spok5 aga9/ impo/ors1 & is only ! enemy ( false pret5ce1 quack]y1 lies1 & puff+4 ,b we may suppose t he w\ld n be sp>+ ( 8 la% 9 any direction1 = 9 ! ,resuscitat$ ,philosoph]s1 he obs]ves1 ,philosophy says t ridicule c nev] make any?+ worse ?an x is 9 itself1 & :atev] is beautiful & good comes out ) m lu/re f x1 &1 l gold1 is r5d]$ spl5did by ! /rokes ( ! hamm]4 ,foll[+ ?is view1 he makes pretty sport ( ! p>asites1 :om he repres5ts z =m+ a l>ge & educat$ class4 ,patroclus he c\nts z ,a*illes' p>asite1 & includes sev]al philosoph]s1 :o1 he says1 spong$ ^u ,dionysius ( ,syracuse1 b ,plato fail$ 9 ! art4 ,he comm5ds !m 9 m]ry irony1 & describes ! p>asite z /\t & robu/--bold1 ) an eye full ( fire & _s4 ,:o c\ld v5ture a bet aga9/ a p>asite1 :e!r 9 je/+ or fea/+8 ,:o c\ld contribute m to ! div]sion ( ! company8 ,a p>asite is oblig$ to be /rict 9 8 conduct4 ,he has an annual sal>y1 b is always beat5 d[n 9 x4 ,he does n receive ! same food z ! *ief p1 & 9 travell+ he is put ) ! s]vants4 ,jokes are made at 8 exp5se by ! company1 & :5 he receives a pres5t ( 8 patron's old clo!s1 he has to fee ! s]vants = !m4 ,( philosoph]s1 "s are poison$1 "s are burn$ alive4 ,none ev] tell ( a p>asite :o came to su* an end--he dies g5tly & sweetly1 amid/ load$ di%es & fl[+ b[ls1 & %\ld "o ( !m come to a viol5t dea?1 x is m]ely f indige/ion4 ,! p>asite does hon\r to ! ri* man--n ! ri* man to ! p>asite4 ,lucian's ,true ,hi/ory des]ves especial notice z hav+ be5 ! fir/ extravagant /ory writt5 "u ! =m ( a circum/antial n>ration ( travels4 ,x 0 ! precursor ( ,! ,voyage to ! ,moon1 ,b>on ,mn*aus51 & v>i\s ,utopias4 ,we mu/ !re=e all[ x ! m]it ( orig9ality1 & x ev9ces tal5t1 = m]e exagg]ation w\ld n be ent]ta9+4 ,! int5tion 0 to ridicule ! m>vell\s travell]s' /ories !n curr5t4 ,mu* ( ?is hi/ory is m]ely florid1 & we may comp>e x to a wav+ l9e1 9 :i* ! fable is con/antly undulat+ betwe5 hum\r & poetry4 ,lucian says he is go+ to write ab\t :at nev] c be4 ,he sets sail on a voyage ( discov]y = ! ,we/]n ,ocean1 & rea*es a beautiful isl&4 ,!re !y f9d a riv] ( w9e1 navigable 9 _m places4 ,he c\ld n trace ! s\rce ( x1 b ne> ! place :]e x seem$ to rise1 7 sev]al v9es full ( grapes1 & at ! root ( e "o w9e fl[$ out4 ,!y f\nd fi% 9 ! /ream1 & aft] eat+ "s1 felt intoxicat$2 :5 !y cut !m up1 !y f\nd grape-/ones 9 !m4 ,pass+ ! riv]1 !y f\nd a mo/ wond]ful species ( v9e2 ! l[] p>ts1 :i* t\*$ ! gr\nd1 7 gre5 & ?ick1 ! upp] =m$ ! mo/ beautiful wom51 f ! top ( ^: f+]s bran*es sprang =? full ( grapes2 & on _! heads1 in/ead ( hair1 !y _h leaves & t5drils4 ,two ( 8 companions1 go+ up to embrace !m1 became s entangl$ t !y c\ld n aga9 dis5gage !mselves4 ,aft] ?is1 !y left ! isl&1 & 7 caught 9 su* a viol5t /orm t ! vessel 0 lift$ out ( ! wat]1 s high t x c\ld n come d[n aga94 ,!n !y came to ano!r isl&1 r\nd & %9+4 ,"h !y f\nd ,hippogypi1 m5 rid+ ^u vultures--birds s l>ge t ea* ( _! fea!rs 0 l ! ma/ ( a %ip4 ,! voyag]s jo9 ! ,hippogypi 9 a battle aga9/ ! inhabitants ( ! sun1 & h v>i\s allies--"s m\nt$ on fleas ab\t ! size ( twelve elephants1 & spid]s1 ea* z big z "o ( ! ,cyclades isl&s4 ,! travell]s 7 tak5 prison]s1 & convey$ to ! ,sun1 b he return$ to ! ,moon1 ( :i* he gives a description4 ,! inhabitants !re make use ( _! /oma*s--:i* are empty & l9$ ) hair--z bags or pockets to put away ?+s4 ,!y take _! eyes 9 & out1 & borr[ !m4 ,:oev] does n believe me1 _h bett] g & see4 ,return+ f ! air to ! e>? & sea1 !y saw sev]al enorm\s :ales1 "o ( :om swam up to !m ) its m\? wide op54 ,com+ ne> he swall[$ !m up--%ip & all4 ,x 0 d>k inside1 until he op5$ 8 m\? aga94 ,!re 0 a l>ge ext5t ( l& inside1 & hills & woods1 9 :i* birds 7 build+ ne/s4 ,f ?is la/ fancy1 we might conclude t ,lucian _h read ! ,book ( ,jonah1 & a description he aft]w>ds gives ( ! ,isles ( ! ,bless$1 seems to be writt5 9 imitation ( ! ,revelation4 ,! age 9 :i* ,lucian liv$ 0 m>k$ by !ological conte/s betwe5 ,pagans1 ,jews1 & ,*ri/ians1 & su* times h g5]ally caus$ an increase ( scepticism & pr(anity4 ,lucian 0 a foll[] ( ,democritus1 & 8 ,confabulations consi/ ( a succession ( squibs & satires on ! my?ological leg5ds ( ! gods & goddesses4 ,he laughs at cur+ diseases by *>ms & incantations4 ,p pret5d$ to fly1 walk on wat] & ?r\gh fire--!y are call$ ,babylonians & ,hyp]boreans4 ,a ,syrian f ,pale/9e pr(esses to drive devils out ( p 7p]haps allud+ to ! exorci/s ( ! e>ly *ur*47 ,he makes ,eucrates speak ( "o ,pancrates1 :o w\ld take a broom or ! pe/le ( a wood5 mort>1 & ^u say+ a c\ple ( magical words1 x appe>$ to become a man1 drew wat]1 & ord]$ food4 ,:5 ,pancrates _h no fur!r ne$ ( him1 he spoke a c\ple ( words1 & ! man 0 a pe/le aga94 ,eucrates tri$ ?is himself1 b hav+ made ! pe/le a man1 & told him to br+ wat]1 he =got h[ to *ange him back aga94 ,s he kept on br++ wat]4 ,eucrates !n split ! pe/le 9 two1 & bo? halves /ill cont9u$ to br+ wat]4 ,demonax1 ! fri5d ( ,lucian1 0 z rem>kable = 8 wit & rep>tee z = 8 k9dly nature4 ,a man :o ov]-rat$ 8 au/]ity1 express$ "o day 8 surprise at see+ him eat sweet-cakes4 ,d y ?9k1 he repli$1 t ! bees make _! honey only = fools8 ,he seems to h _h z little respect z ,lucian = ! idolatry ( 8 day1 = on "o ( 8 companions say+ to him ,let u g to ! ,temple ( sculapius to pray = my son1 he answ]$1 ,is ! god !n s deaf t he _c he> u :]e we are8 ,he liv$ & di$ a ba*elor1 & we are told t on be+ blam$ by ,epictetus1 ) :om he /udi$1 = n m>ry+ & hav+ a family z a philosoph] %\ld1 he repli$ ,v well1 give me "o ( y\r daught]s4 ,epictetus 0 an old ba*elor4 ,he c\nsell$ a bad orator to practise & ex]cise himself 9 ! art ( speak+1 & on 8 reply+1 ,i am always do+ s--to myself1 he add$1 ,x is !re=e n surpris+ y speak z y d--hav+ a fool = y\r audi5ce4 ,:5 ! sophi/ ,sidonius1 deliv]+ a long panegyric on himself1 said t he 0 acqua9t$ ) all ! t5ets ( ! philosoph]s3 ,if ,ari/otle calls me to ! ,lyceum1 ,i obey2 if ,plato to ! ,academy1 ,i come2 ,z5o to ! ,/oa1 ,i take up my abode !re2 if ,py?agoras calls1 ,i am sil5t3 ,demonax jump$ up 9 ! middle ( ! ,assembly & cri$ out1 ,py?agoras calls y4 ,8 hum\r 0 purely g5ial & jocose1 z :51 on ! po9t ( sett+ sail 9 w9t]1 he repli$ to a fri5d :o ask$ him :e!r he 0 n afraid he %\ld be %ip-wreck$ & g to fe$ ! fi%es1 ,%\ld ,i n be ungrateful 7 ,i unwill+ to be dev\r$ by fi%es1 :5 ,i h fea/$ on s _m myself8 ,b !re is "o spee* ( 8 :i* mu/ ev] make 8 memory de> to all good m54 ,:5 ! ,a!nians wi%$ to emulate ! ,cor9?ians by exhibit+ a gladiatorial combat1 he said1 ,d n vote ?is1 ,a!nians1 be=e ye h tak5 d[n ! ,alt> ( ,m]cy4 ,demonax liv$ to a ripe old age1 & we are told t he 0 s mu* belov$ 9 ,a!ns t1 z he pass$ ! bread-%ops1 ! bak]s w\ld run out to beg 8 acceptance ( a loaf1 & ?\ght x a good om5 if he compli$2 & t ! little *ildr5 call$ him fa!r1 & w\ld br+ him pres5ts ( fruit4 ,apuleius wrote 9 ,lat9 9 ! second c5tury4 ,he 0 a native ( ,c>?age--n ! celebrat$ ,c>?age ( ,t]5ce1 b t ( ,cyprian--a new city4 ,he travell$ l _m ( ! le>n$ m5 ( 8 "t to ,a!ns & ,alex&ria1 & ?us1 mo/ probably1 became acqua9t$ ) 8 contempor>y ,lucian4 ,at any rate1 8 ,gold5 ,ass seems tak5 f ! "w by t au?or4 ,bi%op ,w>burton has se5 9 8 production a subtle attack ^u ,*ri/ianity1 b we may take x z int5d$ to ridicule magical arts1 & ^? :o believ$ 9 !m4 ,he 0 likely to feel ke5ly on ?is subject1 = hav+ m>ri$ a ri* wid[1 ,pud5tilla1 h] relatives accus$ him ( hav+ obta9$ h] by wit*craft1 & ev5 dragg$ him into a c\rt ( ju/ice4 ,lucian ridicul$ ! religion ( 8 day1 ,apuleius its sup]/itions4 ,apuleius speaks ( 8 book ( je/s1 b x is lo/--! few l9es he gives out ( x are a some:at matt]-(-fact recomm5dation ( too?-p[d]4 ,8 enemies ?\ght t too?-p[d] 0 some?+ magical & unholy--at any rate1 !y made 8 m5tion ( x a *>ge aga9/ him4 ,9 reply1 he says t p]haps a man :o only op5s 8 m\? to revile ought n to h too?-p[d]4 ,9 ! ,gold5 ,ass1 ,apuleius gravely supposes t trans=mations take place betwe5 m5 & ! l[] animals4 ,he makes ,ari/om5es tell a /ory 9 :i* a wit* appe>s1 able to drag d[n ! firmam5t1 to support ! _w on h] %\ld]s1 crumble m\nta9s1 raise ! dead1 de?rone gods1 ext+ui% ! />s1 & illum9ate hell4 ,%e *ang$ "o ( h] lov]s1 ( :om %e 0 jeal\s1 into a beav]1 & p]secut$ him ) hunt]s4 ,%e puni%$ ! wife ( ano!r ( !m1 :o 0 ab\t to increase h] family1 by condemn+ h] to rema9 9 t condition4 ,x is n[ eight ye>s s9ce %e has be5 gr[+ l>g] & l>g]1 & seems z ?\gh ab\t to produce an elephant4 ,lucius goes to ,!ssaly1 celebrat$ = its wit*es1 & a good /ory is told h[ return+ late f supp] he f9ds ?ree m5 batt]+ aga9/ 8 door4 ,tak+ !m = robb]s he draws 8 dagg]1 & /abs !m1 & ! gr\nd is cov]$ ) blood4 ,next day he is tri$ = murd]1 & ab\t to be crucifi$1 :5 ! corpses are br\ght into c\rt1 & are f\nd to be ?ree w9e-sk9s4 ,he is told t ?is 0 a trick play$ on him ^u ! day :5 !y usually celebrat$ ! fe/ival ( ! god ( laught]1 b x seems to h be5 really ow+ to an incantation4 ,he sees ,pamphile1 8 ho/ess1 *ange h]self into an owl1 ?9ks he also w trans=m himself into a bird1 & ano9ts himself ) "s ( ! wit*'s prep>ations4 ,by mi/ake1 tak+ ! wrong o9tm5t1 he trans=ms himself into a donkey4 ,he !n goes to look = 8 horse1 :o1 ?9k+ he is com+ to eat 8 food1 kicks him out1 & soon aft]w>ds he is well ?ra%$ by 8 s]vant boy4 ,he is told t eat+ fre% roses w re/ore him to 8 =m] self1 b = v>i\s reasons he _c get any4 ,be+ hungry he goes into a kit*5 g>d51 & makes a good meal ( ! vegetables1 = :i* transgression he is ne>ly kill$ by ! g>d5]4 ,to prev5t ?is he kicks ! man ov]1 :]eupon a g5]al outcry 0 rais$1 & great dogs ru% ^u him4 ,aft] ?is p]secution he is 9 dang] ( dy+ ( />vation--spid]s began to sp9 _! webs on 8 lips1 b becom+ in/rum5tal 9 sav+ a "y girl1 he receives bett] treatm5t4 ,he is !n b\ght by vagrants1 :o g ab\t play+ cymbals1 & c>ry+ an image ( ! ,syrian goddess4 ,he is accompani$ by a troop ( fanatical prie/s1 :o dance & sc\rge !mselves4 ,:ile ! prie/s are be+ royally ent]ta9$ by "o ( _! vot>ies1 a dog runs (f ) a haun* ( v5ison1 & ! cook1 n kn[+ :at to d1 conceives ! project ( kill+ ! ass1 & dress+ "o ( 8 haun*es in/ead4 ,to avoid ?is ! donkey breaks loose1 & gallops into ! supp] room4 ,aft] ! b& ( prie/s is disp]s$1 ow+ to _! ?iev+ prop5sities1 ! donkey is sold to a bak]1 & by him to a g>d5]1 & ne>ly dies ( cold & exposure4 ,!n he becomes ! prop]ty ( ! s]vants ( a v ri* man1 & is f\nd eat+ up ! rema9s ( _! supp]4 ,?is greatly amuses !m all1 & _! "l ord]s him to be br\ght to 8 table4 ,a buffoon1 or p>asite1 :o sat among ! gue/s1 exclaims ,give him a cup ( w9e1 & he 0 taught v>i\s tricks4 ,8 fame increases s t 8 ma/] only admits p to see him on paym5t4 ,f9ally be+ tak5 to ! circus1 & afraid t "s ( ! wild bea/s might eat him by mi/ake1 he slips away & gallops to ,c5*roea1 :]e he prays to ! goddess ,iris1 & is by h] re/or$ to 8 human =m4 ,! descriptions 9 ?is "w are (t5 v beautiful1 & ! hum\r 9 describ+ ! mis=tunes ( ! ass is excell5t4 ,9 contra/ to ! hum\r ( ,lucian & ,apuleius1 we may place t ( ! ,emp]or ,julian1 an ascetic & devotee1 :o 0 nephew ( ,con/ant9e ! ,great1 & br\ght up a ,*ri/ian4 ,julian's e>ly life 0 sp5t 9 t]ror1 = ,con/antius1 ,con/ant9e's son1 imprison$ him at ,milan1 aft] hav+ put 8 eld] bro!r to dea?4 ,p]haps ?is treatm5t at ! h&s ( a ,*ri/ian may h prejudic$ him aga9/ ! new religion1 or 8 mild disposition may h be5 sc&aliz$ at ! fi]c5ess ( !ological controv]sies1 or at ! lives ( _m ( ! conv]ts4 ,8 e>ly education & exp]i5ces ( life 7 m incl9$ to imbue him ) pr9ciples ( tol]ation ?an to make him a zeal\s ,*ri/ian1 &1 f9ally1 :5 he arriv$ at ! age ( tw5ty1 he det]m9$ to return back into ,paganism4 ,?is retrograde movem5t1 n altoge!r out ( keep+ ) 8 qua9t "* & love ( antiquity1 has /amp$ him ) ! opprobri\s title ( ! ,apo/ate1 b 9 moral excell5ce he 0 sup]ior to ! age 9 :i* he liv$4 ,_m ( 8 writ+s %[ a s5se ( hum\r1 su* z t he wrote 9 ,lutetia 7,p>is7 on ,b>ley w9e ! dr9k ( ! ,gauls4 ,:o & :5ce art ?\1 ,dionyse8 =1 by true ,bac*us ,i "k !e n1 b ,jove's great son alone1 ,he smells ( nect>1 ?\ ( goats1 truly ! ,celts ,= want ( grapes made !e ( e>s ( corn2 ,:]e=e ?\ %\ld/ be ,c]eal call$1 n ,bac*us1 ,pyrog5es & ,bromos1 n ,bromion4#bg ,julian's pr9cipal "w is on ! ,cs>s4 ,he comm5ces x by say+ t he is n addict$ to je/+1 b he w relate a sort ( fable 9 :i* all ! gods & ,cs>s are call$ to a great banquet4 ,accord+ly1 he introduces v>i\s *>act]s4 ,julius ,cs> seems 9 8 pride to wi% to dispute ! ?rone ev5 ) ,jupit]4 ,augu/us he comp>es to a *ameleon1 sometimes "o col\r1 sometimes ano!r2 "o mom5t a visage full ( sorr[1 ano!r smil+4 ,tib]ius has a fi]ce c\nt5ance1 & %[s ! m>ks ( intemp]ance & debau*]y4 ,take c>e he does n pull y\r e>1 says ,bac*us1 = ?us he treat$ a gramm>ian4 ,he _h bett]1 return$ ,sil5us1 bemoan himself 9 8 solit>y isl&1 & te> ! face ( "s mis]able fi%]man4#bh ,con/ant9e1 n f9d+ among ! gods any type ( 8 "*1 betook himself to ! goddess ( pleasure4 ,%e1 receiv+ him s(tly & embrac+ him1 trimm$ him up & adorn$ him1 dress$ him 9 a %9+ & _m-col\r$ woman's g[n1 & l$ him away to demoralization4 ,) h] he f\nd "o ( 8 sons1 :o l\dly proclaim$ to all1 ,:osoev] is a s$uc]1 a murd]]1 or %ameless1 let him advance boldly1 = by wa%+ him ) wat] ,i w imm$iately make him pure2 & if he %\ld be aga9 guilty ( su* ?+s1 ,i w grant him to be pure on /rik+ 8 brea/1 or beat+ 8 head4#bi ,at ! end ( ?is fable1 ! ,emp]ors are call$ ^u to speak 9 _! def5ce4 ,con/ant9e be+ ask$ :at object he _h 9 view1 repli$ to amass great ri*es & sp5d !m on myself & fri5ds4 ,sil5us bur/ into a fit ( laught]1 & retort$ ,y n[ wi% to pass = a bank]1 b h[ c y =get y\r liv+ l a cook1 or a hair-dress]8 allud+ to 8 luxuri\s fea/+s1 & 8 we>+ gold-fl[]$ /uffs1 & a diadem ( jewels4 ,gibbon calls ?is "w on ! ,cs>s "o ( ! mo/ agreeable & in/ructive productions ( anci5t wit4 ,julian prid$ himself on 8 primitive & sev]e life1 & made himself ridicul\s by we>+ a long unfa%ionable be>d--ei!r 9 imitation ( ! ,gauls1 or ( ! anci5t philosoph]s4 ,x is probable t he p]si/$ 9 ?is habit to disc\nt5ance ! effem9acy ( ! times4 ,he says t soon aft] he ent]$ ,con/ant9ople1 he _h occasion to s5d = a b>b]4 ,an (fic]1 magnific5tly dress$1 pres5t$ himself4 ,x is a b>b]1 said ! pr9ce1 t ,i want1 & n a m9i/] ( f9ance4 ,he que/ion$ ! man ab\t 8 pr(its1 & 0 in=m$ t besides a l>ge sal>y & "s valuable p]quisites1 he enjoy$ a daily all[ance ( tw5ty s]vants & z _m horses6 ,n only 0 ,julian /rongly oppos$ to luxury1 b he 01 z f> z 8 light w5t1 a religi\s man1 & 0 /rict 9 obs]v+ ! fea/s & fe/ivals ( ! hea!n deities4 ,all 8 antiquat$ peculi>ities are br\ght /rongly be=e u on ! occasion ( 8 visit to ,antio*4 ,/rabo tells u t ?is 0 "o ( ! l>ge/ cities 9 ! _w--little inf]ior 9 ext5t to ,alex&ria & ,seleucia4 ,x 0 not$ = its gaieties1 & seems n[ to h be5 ! c5tre ( fa%ion4 ,! new religion _h be51 at lea/ nom9ally1 adopt$1 & also ! new co/umes1 z well z e k9d ( luxury & dissipation4 ,*ryso/om be>s witness to ! same effect4 ,! t[n 0 full ( danc]s1 pip]s1 & play]s1 camels adorn$ l brides /alk$ ?r\gh ! porticos1 & fi% & p\ltry _h come to be consid]$ z necess>ies ( life4 ,!re 7 "h _m p ( leisure & cultivation1 fond ( light & fanciful pursuits1 & among o!rs ( =m+ v]bal conceits4 ,h5ce1 we f9d t ! disciples 7 fir/ call$ ,*ri/ians at ,antio*1 no d\bt1 d]isively1#cj & 9 ,julian's "t !y _h a cant say+ t !y _h suff]$ no?+ f ! ,x or ! ,k 7,*ri/ or ,con/antius74 ,a celebrat$ s*ool ( rhetoric 0 e/abli%$ "h1 & no d\bt "s ( ! effusions p5n$ at ?is "t1 ab\nd$ ) ri* & epigrammatic hum\r4 ,x mu/ h be5 a r>e sight = ^! poli%$ & satirical ,*ri/ians ( ,antio* to behold ,julian celebrat+ ! fe/ivals ( ! pagan gods4 ,to view ! procession ( ,v5us--a long l9e ( all ! dissolute wom5 9 ! t[n1 s++ loose songs--foll[$ by ! lean1 unc\? ,roman ,emp]or1 ) 8 %aggy be>d1 & t]m9at$ by a milit>y tra94 ,no wond] !y hoot$ him1 & wrote lampoons ^u him4 ,b ,julian ?\ght he 0 p]=m+ a solemn duty2 he by no means int5d$ to c\nt5ance immorality4 ,f> f u1 he says1 be all lic5ti\s je/s & scurril\s disc\rse--let no prie/ read ,ar*ilo*us or ,hipponax4 ,he gives an amus+ acc\nt ( 8 reception at ! celebrat$ grove ( ,daphn1 ne> ,antio*1 :i* he visit$ at ! "t ( ! annual fe/ival4 ,he expect$ to see a pr(usion ( weal? & spl5d\r4 ,he pictur$ to himself ! solemn pomp1 ! victims1 ! libations1 ! danc]s1 ! inc5se1 ! *ildr5 9 :ite robes4 ,:5 he ent]$ ! temple1 full ( su* elevat$ ?\ghts1 he f\nd !re nei!r inc5se1 cake1 nor victims4 ,mu* surpris$1 he c\ld only suppose t ! p 7 wait+ at ! gate1 by way ( respect1 = a signal f ! sov]eign ,pontiff4 ,he !re=e ask$ ! prie/ :at (f]+ ! city 0 ab\t to make on ?is great anniv]s>y2 to :i* he repli$1 ,! city has furni%$ no?+1 b ,i h br\ght ! god a goose f my own h\se4 ,julian says ! p ( ,antio* _h transfix$ him ) s>casms1 z ) arr[s4 ,9 accordance1 h[ev]1 ) 8 peaceful disposition1 he only retaliat$ by writ+ ! ,misopogon or ,be>d-hat]4 ,no law1 he says1 =bids me to satirise myself4 ,he beg9s ) 8 face & says1 ,al?\gh naturally good-look+1 moros5ess & bad mann]s h l$ me to we> a long be>d = no app>5t reason b t nature has n made x h&some4 ,!re=e1 ,i all[ lice to run ab\t 9 x l wild bea/s 9 a wood1 nor h ,i ! p[] ( eat+ or dr9k+ mu*1 = ,i mu/ be cauti\s1 le/ ,i eat hairs along ) bread4 ,ab\t be+ kiss$1 or kiss+1 ,i d n mu* c>e2 /ill a be>d has ?is inconv5i5ce among o!rs1 t x does n all[ u to jo9 pure lips to ^? t are pure1 &1 !re=e1 ! sweet]4 ,y say t ropes %\ld be twi/$ out ( x1 & ,i w\ld will+ly grant ?is1 if only y 7 able to draw out ! bri/les1 s t y\r s(t & delicate h&s %\ld n suff] f _! r\ghness4 ,he says t he nev] goes to ! !atre1 & hates horse-races4 ,z to dome/ic matt]s1 ,i pass sleepless nights ^u a b$ ( /raw1 & insuffici5t food makes my mann]s sev]e & (f5sive to a luxuri\s city4 ,d n ?9k t ,i d ?is on y\r acc\nt--a great & s5seless mi/ake has l$ me f my *ildhood to wage w> ) my /oma*4 ,he is n at all surpris$ t !y %\ld foll[ ! dissolute habits ( ! f\nd] ( _! city1 ,antio*us1 & t !y ?9k ( no?+ b dress+1 ba?+1 & love-mak+--*>ges :i* c\ld n be br\ght aga9/ himself4 ,he e/eems danc]s & play]s no m ?an ! frogs ( ! lakes1 & tells a /ory1 t :5 ,cato came into ! city ( ,antio*1 see+ all ! "y m5 "u arms1 & ! magi/rates 9 _! robes1 he ?\ght ! p>ade 0 9 8 hon\r4 ,he blam$ 8 fri5ds = hav+ told !m he 0 com+1 & advanc$ ) "s hesitation1 :5 ! ma/] ( ! c]emonies came up & ask$1 ,/rang]1 h[ f> (f is ,demetrius8 a man :o _h be5 a slave ( ,pompey1 b _h become imm5sely ri*4 ,cato made no reply1 b exclaim$1 ,o1 mis]able city6 & dep>t$4 ,! ,misopogon is unique z a mock disp>agem5t ( self4 ,al?\gh writt5 9 condemnation ( ! ,antio*ians1 a ve9 ( pleasantry runs ?r\gh x1 :i* %[s t ,julian 0 n v9dictive1 & _h a consid]able gift ( hum\r4 ,_h he liv$ to mature age1 he w\ld probably h left "s brilliant lit]>y "w4 ,b %ortly aft] 8 visit to ,antio*1 he l$ an exp$ition into ,p]sia1 & ) 8 usual disreg>d ( dang]1 ent]$ ! battle )\t 8 arm\r1 & 0 mortally w\nd$4 ,we read t ! ,roman girls 7 v fond ( amus+ !mselves 9 _! leisure h\rs by mak+ scirpi or riddles4 ,!y d n seem to h indulg$ mu* 9 puns1 or to h attempt$ any?+ v intricate1 b r to h aim$ at te/+ k & memory4 ,we h few specim5s rema9+ ( _! art1 b su* z we h are ( t e>ly k9d1 :i* dem& "s special in=mation = _! solutions4 ,aulus ,gellius has pres]v$ "o old by ,h]cules1 :i* turns on ! leg5d t :5 ,t>qu9ius ,sup]bus 0 in/all+ ,jupit] at ! ,capitol1 all ! o!r gods 7 ready to leave except ,t]m9us1 :o be+ by 8 "* immovable1 & hav+ no legs1 refus$ to dep>t4#ca ,two o!r specim5s are f\nd 9 ,virgil's bucolics3-- ,say 9 :at l&s gr[ fl[]s inscrib$ ) names ,( k+s--& ,phyllis %all be y\rs alone1 ref]r+ to ! hyac9?1 on ^: petals ! ^w ,ajax 0 suppos$ to be f\nd4 ,! respond+ c\plet runs3-- ,say1 & my great ,apollo ?\ %alt be1 ,:]e heav5's span ext5ds b ?ree ells wide2 ! answ] to :i* is n kn[n4 ,probably "s riddles ( an e>li] date may be incorporat$ 9 ! book ( ,symposius4 ,no?+ is kn[n ( ! life ( ?is au?or1 & x has be5 sugge/$ t ! ^w %\ld be ,symposium or ! ,banquet--^! enigmas be+ suppos$ to be deliv]$ aft] d9n]4 ,b mo/ au?orities consid] ,symposius to h liv$ 9 ! f\r? c5tury1 al?\gh an exam9ation ( 8 prosody might lead u to place him n e>li] ?an ! fif?4 ,v few ( ! riddles are really +5i\s2 among ! be/ we may reckon3-- ,lett]s su/a9 me--yet ,i "k !m n1 ,i live on books1 & yet ,i nev] read1 ,! ,muses ,i've dev\r$ & ga9$ no k4 ,?is is tol]ably self-evid5t1 b "s require special in=mation z3-- ,y c behold :at y c sc>ce believe ,!re is b "o eye1 yet a ?\s& heads1 ,:o sells :at he has1 :5ce %all he get :at he has n8 ,few w\ld ev] guess t ?is ref]r$ to a "o-ey$ man sell+ g>lic4 ,b ! great] numb] ( ^! conceits are m]ely emblematic descriptions ( well-kn[n ?+s1 & are m vague ?an epigrammatic1 z1 ,i am ! purple ( ! e>? suffus$ ) lovely t9ts & girt1 le/ ,i be wrong$ ) po9t$ spe>s4 ,happy inde$6 _h ,i b l5g? ( life4 ,!re's a new capture ( "s well-kn[n game1 t :at y cat* n1 y be> (f ) y4 ,ho>sely amid/ ! waves ,i raise my voice ,x s\nds ) praise ) :i* x lauds itself1 ,& ?\gh ,i ev] s+1 no "o applauds4 ,spontane\s com+1 ,i %[ v>i\s =ms1 ,i feign va9 fe>s1 :5 !re is no true conflict1 ,b no "o c see me till he %uts 8 eyes4 ,by art f\r equal si/]s run ,z if 9 conte/1 ?\gh ! lab\r's "o1 ,& bo? are ne>1 nor c ea* o!r t\*4#cb ,we "k little ( ,macrobius except t he 0 a ,greek1 & liv$ 9 ! fif? c5tury4 ,8 pr9cipal "w 0 8 ,saturnalia1 & he select$ = x ?is title & plan1 because1 z he tells u1 m5 7 9 8 day s mu* occupi$ ) bus9ess1 t x 0 only 9 ! annual fe/ival ( misrule t !y _h any "t = reflection or social int]c\rse4 ,! ,saturnalia1 occupi$ ! great] "p ( ,decemb]1 & ,macrobius repres5ts a company ( magnates & wits agree+ to meet daily to discuss 9 ! morn+ topics ( importance1 & to sp5d ! ev5+ 9 light & jocund conv]sation4 ,8 "w treats ( a/ronomy1 my?ology1 poetry & rhetoric1 b x is mo/ int]e/+ ) reg>d to our pres5t subject1 :]e he br+s be=e u "o ( ^? sc5es ( convivial m]rim5t ( :i* we h (t5 he>d4 ,! p>ty are to relate humor\s anecdotes 9 turn4 ,avi5us says t !y %\ld be intellectual n voluptu\s1 to :i* ! presid5t1 ,prtextatus1 replies1 t !y w n bani% pleasure z an enemy1 nor consid] x to be ! greate/ good4 ,aft] ^! sugge/ions !y comm5ce3-- ,prtextatus records a say+ ( ,hannibal4 ,antio*us1 to :om he _h fl$1 %[$ him 9 a pla9 a va/ army he _h collect$ to make w> ) ! ,romans2 ! m5 7 adorn$ ) gold & silv]1 !re 7 *>iots ) scy!s1 elephants ) t[]s1 cavalry %9+ ) ornam5tal bits & h\s+s4 ,!n turn+ to ,hannibal1 he ask$ him if he ?\ght !y w\ld be en\gh = ! ,romans4 ,! ,c>?ag9ian1 smil+ at ! weakness & c[>dice ( ! gaudily acc\tr$ ho/1 repli$1 ,c]ta9ly1 ,i ?9k !y w be en\gh = !m1 h[ev] gre$y !y may be4 ,furius ,alb9us says t aft] ! flight at ,mut9a1 on "s lady ask+ :at ,antony 0 do+1 "o ( 8 fri5ds repli$1 ,:at ! dogs d 9 ,egypt--dr9k & run6 ,x is well kn[n1 he adds1 t !re ! dogs run :ile !y dr9k1 = fe> ( ! crocodiles4 ,av5i5us says t ! si/] ( ,fau/us1 ! son ( ,sylla1 _h two lov]s--"o ( !m1 ,fulvius1 ! son ( a full]2 ! o!r ,pomponius1 nick-nam$ ,spot4 ,i wond]1 he said1 t my si/] %\ld h a spot1 :5 %e has a full]4 ,! rema9+ gue/s speak m at l5g?1 & _! disc\rses occupy a consid]able portion ( ! book4 ,! example set by ,m>tial gradually l$ to a consid]able developm5t ( epigrammatic lit]ature4 ,a humor\s epigram survives1 writt5 by ,trajan on a man ) a l>ge nose3 ,by plac+ y\r nose & gap+ m\? opposite ! sun ,y w tell wayf>]s ! h\r4 ,ju/9ian 9 ! six? c5tury is suppos$ to h assi/$ ,paul ! ,sil5ti>y--a sort ( ma/] ( ! c]emonies--9 8 compositions2 b x may be hop$ t ! ,emp]or 0 n an accomplice 9 produc+ ! impurities ) :i* !y are disfigur$4 ,"h & !re1 h[ev]1 a few sweet fl[]s are f\nd 9 8 poison\s g>l&4 ,we may hope t he (t5 receiv$ su* a cool welcome z t he commemorates 9 8 ,dr5*$ ,lov]4 ,hi]ocles & ,philagrius are suppos$ to h liv$ 9 ! fif? c5tury1 b ! je/s & /ories :i* be> _! names seem to be mu* lat]4 ,!y are bas$ ^u violations ( ! prim>y laws ( nature & m9d1 b h n ! subtlety ( ! syllogi/ic quibbles1 :i* 7 ! "w ( le>n$ gramm>ians or ! logicians ( a bett] p]iod4 ,be+ little m ?an ,bulls1 !y excite sc>cely any emotion & no laught]1 al?\gh ev9c+ a c]ta9 clev]ness4 ,! h]o is g5]ally a ,s*ola/ic1 :o is repres5t$ z a sort ( fool4 ,a fri5d ( ,s*ola/icus go+ abroad asks him to buy him "s books4 ,s*ola/icus =gets all ab\t x1 & :5 he meets 8 fri5d on 8 return1 says1 ,by ! way1 ,i nev] receiv$ t lett] y wrote ab\t ! books4 ,a man meet+ ,s*ola/icus says1 ,! slave y sold me di$4 ,did he8 ,by ! gods1 repli$ ! o!r1 he nev] play$ me t trick4 ,s*ola/icus meet+ a fri5d exclaims1 ,:y1 ,i he>d y 7 dead6 ,! o!r replies1 ,well1 ,i tell y t ,i'm alive4 ,yes1 p]si/s ,s*ola/icus1 b ! man :o told me s 0 m v]aci\s ?an y6 ,a promis+ son apo/rophizes 8 fa!r1 ,base v>let6 don't y see h[ y h wrong$ me8 ,if y _h nev] be5 born & /ood 9 ! way ,i %\ld h come into all my gr&fa!r's money4 ,! hum\r :i* has come to u f classic times1 br+s ! life ( anci5t ,greece & ,rome ne> to our own firesides4 ,x is n t ( a primitive or decay+ civilization1 b ( "o advanc$ & matur$1 resembl+ our own1 9 :i* d5sity ( population has br\ght a cla%+ ( int]e/s1 & enl>g$ k has produc$ a v>iety ( ?\ght ^u a great multiplicity ( home & =eign subjects4 ,we c ?us bridge ov] two ?\s& ye>s1 & obta91 z x 71 a grasp ( ! ,pa/1 9 :i* we f9d m5 s v l ourselves1 n only 9 _! /rong emotions1 b 9 _! little conceits & vanities1 & _! op9ions ( ea* o!r4 ,,engli% ,,hum\r4 ,,*apt] ,i4 ,,middle ,,ages4 ,relapse ( ,civilization 9 ! ,middle ,ages--,/agnation ( ,m9d--,sc>city ( ,books--,"* ( reviv+ ,lit]ature--,religi\s ,writ+s--,fanta/ic ,leg5ds--,influ5ce ( ! ,crusades--,romances--,sir ,bevis ( ,hampt\n--,prom95ce ( ! ,l[] ,animals--,allegories4 ,^? anci5t philosoph]s :o believ$ 9 a mundane ye> & a p]iodical repetition ( ! _w's hi/ory1 w\ld h f\nd a rem>kable corroboration ( _! !ory 9 ! retrogression ( le>n+ dur+ ! middle ages1 & its subsequ5t gradual revival4 ,?is re-bir? conta9$ all ! lead+ *>act]i/ics ( ! orig9al developm5t ( ?\ght1 al?\gh1 amid ! d>kness1 ! tor* h&$ d[n f ! pa/ af=d$ occasionally "s flick]+ light4 ,! great cause ( ! disappe>ance ( lit]ature & civilization 01 ( c\rse1 ! sword ( ! ,go?s1 :i* made ! ri* c\ntries ( ,s\!rn ,europe1 a wild]ness & desolation4 ,a less] cause 0 ! intol]ance ( ! ecclesia/ics1 :o1 9 _! dete/ation ( ,pagan sup]/ition & immorality endeav\r$ to de/roy all classical writ+s :i* t\*$ ^u my?ological subjects1 or conta9$ unseemly allusions4 ,b1 al?\gh we regret its action 9 ?is respect1 & ! intellectual /agnation ?us g5]ally produc$1 we mu/ admit t we are indebt$ to ! ,*ur* = ! pres]vation ( _m valuable works4 ,!re 7 _m m5 ( le>n+ 9 ! mona/]ies1 & "s ( suffici5t enlight5m5t to be able to v5]ate ! relics ( ,greek & ,lat9 lit]ature4 ,we f9d t 9 ! ,ea/ ! works ( ,ari/ophanes 7 s mu* admir$ by ,/4 ,*ryso/om t he slept ) !m "u 8 pill[4 ,p]haps ! ,sa9t enjoy$ ! reflections ( ! com$ian ^u ! sup]/itions ( 8 day1 or he may h _h a secret lik+ = ! drama1 & 9 "o place he obs]ves h[ mu* ! _w resembles a /age4 ,!re seems to h be5 a conflict 9 8 brea/1 z no d\bt !re 0 9 _m at ! "t1 betwe5 love ( ! classics & religi\s scruples2 he tells u t he dream$ "o night t he 0 be+ :ipp$ by ! devil = read+ ,cic]o4 ,we may obs]ve t ! ,ea/]n _w 0 n at ?is "t 9 su* a b5ight$ /ate4 ,!odosius ! y\ng] f\nd$ 9 ,a4,d4 #dbe1 an academy & libr>y at ,con/ant9ople1 :i*1 :5 x 0 de/roy$ by ! ,turks conta9$ #abj1jjj volumes4 ,no?+ br+s be=e u m =cibly ! /ate ( ignorance 9 :i* ! ,we/]n _w 0 n[ sunk ?an ! sc>city ( books4 ,! price ( !m 9 ! middle ages 0 s great t a man :o pres5t$ "o to a mona/]y1 ?\ght he m]it$ et]nal salvation4 ,docum5ts 7 drawn up & duly sign$ :5 a book pass$ f "o p]son to ano!r--& 9 ! eigh? c5tury a libr>y ( #aej volumes 0 reg>d$ z some?+ magnific5t4#cc ,! /ate ( ignorance among ! ,saxons may be imag9$ f ! fact t ,alfr$ 0 twelve ye>s old be=e he c\ld get a ma/] capable ( tea*+ him ! alphabet1 & ev5 aft] ! inv5tion ( pap] 9 ! elev5? c5tury books 7 v sc>ce4 ,! cause ( ! scanty supply ( lit]ature 0 n only ! g5]al de/ruction :i* _h tak5 place1 b also t !re 0 no dem& = x4 ,ar*bi%op ,lanfranc1 ) a view to improve education 9 ,engl&1 direct$ 9 #ajgb t a book %\ld be giv5 to ea* ( ! monks1 :o 7 to be all[$ a ye> to read x1 & :at foll[s gives u "s idea ( ! indol5ce ( ^! repres5tatives ( le>n+1 = x 0 ord]$ t if ! monk has n !n read x he is to pro/rate himself1 & ask p>don ( ! abbot4 ,! monks ( ,w9*e/] 7 probably n mu* tr\bl$ 9 ?is way1 = "s "t aft]w>ds ! libr>y ( ! bi%op ( t diocese only consi/$ ( sev5 books4 ,:at mu/ !n h be5 ! ignorance ( ! masses ( ! population6 ,we %\ld sc>cely believe t su* a relapse c\ld h tak5 place _h we n se5 ! c5tres ( civilization 9 ! _w successively succumb+1 & ! greate/ cities becom+ desolate1 & did we n reflect t1 b = su* vicissitudes1 mank9d mu/ h atta9$ a f> great] degree ( excell5ce ?an has be5 rea*$ at ! pres5t day4 ,! fir/ k9d ( composition attempt$ by ! m9d ( man is t :i* expresses religi\s feel+s1 & ! idea t !re exi/s a be+ great] ?an himself4 ,t dim se>*+ aft] some?+ beyond exp]i5ce c\ld seldom conf9e itself to its legitimate direction1 b by dreams & hopes1 & by ! love ( ! m>vell\s--t e>ly s\rce ( idealism--/ray$ into a v>iety ( fabul\s & leg5d>y mazes4 ,h5ce arose all ! /range & grotesque my?s ab\t hea!n gods & ,*ri/ian sa9ts :i* occupy ! %ad[y bord]s betwe5 *aos & hi/ory4 ,! /ories :i* 7 curr5t 9 ?is c\ntry 9 e>ly times spoke ( miracles work$ by ! ,virg91 repres5t$ ,/4 ,*ri/oph] z a giant tw5ty-f\r feet high1 & relat$ h[ ,seynt ,pat]yk bani%$ ! wormes f ,irel&2 or sometimes w\ld draw f ! ri* m9e ( ,rabb9ical tradition su* allegorical fictions z t1 :5 ,noah plant$ ! v9e1 ,satan 0 pres5t & sacrific$ a %eep1 a lion1 an ape1 & a s[1 repres5t+ ! diff]5t /ages ( inebriety4#cd ,b man's awak5+ ?\ghts turn n only to 8 ,protector above1 b also to 8 enemies bel[1 & ?us ! exploits ( w>like h]oes1 :o g5]ally comb9e ! religi\s ) ! milit>y "*1 easily became tempt+ !mes = ! ex]cise ( fancy4 ,!re is reason to believe t ! e>lie/ ,briti% leg5ds record$ ! glories ( ,k+ ,ar?ur--! def5d] ( ,*ri/ianity aga9/ ! wor%ipp]s ( ,od94 ,! orig9 ( ^! acc\nts h be5 trac$ by "s to ,sc&9avian1 by "s to ,arabian s\rces1 b we may suppose !m to h aris5 among ^? anci5t ,briti% p :o inhabit$ ,wales & ,cornwall1#ce & pass$ ov] 9 ! fif? & six? c5turies to ,brittany 7,armorica74 ,x matt]s little = our pres5t purpose :5ce !y came1 !y 7 full ( extravagant & sup]natural occurr5ces4 ,! names ( two %ad[y w>riors1 ,sir ,bevis & ,sir ,guy1 seem to h be5 h&$ d[n f ,saxon times1 probably by oral tradition2 ! =m] is said to h p]=m$ prodigies ( val\r 9 ! ,s\?1 & ! latt] 9 ! ,nor? ( ,engl&4 ,! lit]ature :i* has come d[n to u f ?is date 7) ! exception ( an ode ( triumph7 is purely ( a religi\s "*1 & adorn$ ) a v>iety ( miracul\s circum/ances--a consid]able "p ( x consi/s ( ! hymns ( ,cdmon1 an ignorant c[h]d1 :o 0 inspir$ to s+ by an angel appe>+ to him 9 a vision4 ,b$e's ,ecclesia/ical ,hi/ory is full ( /range /ories1 & al?\gh ,acca1 8 contempor>y1 adorn$ 8 ca!dral ( ,hexham 9 ,nor?umb]l& ) :at 0 !n consid]$ to be a magnific5t libr>y1 x 0 entirely compos$ ( hi/ories ( ! ,apo/les & m>tyrs to ^: relics he _h d$icat$ ! alt>s ( 8 *ur*4#cf ,mean:ile1 ! glorification ( ,*>lemagne & 8 palad9s1 ! great *ampions ( ,*ri/5dom1 ex]cis$ ! inv5tion ( ! m9/rels ( ,france4 ,b activity ( m9d increas+1 additional subjects = ent]ta9m5t 7 dem&$1 & ! old pagan k+s & h]oes appe>$ 9 entirely new *>act]s4 ,! m>vell\s & magnific5t c>e] ( ,alex&] ! ,great seem$ to invite a little additional ornam5tation1 & ! ,roman ,emp]ors 7 introduc$ 9 v fanta/ic habilim5ts4 ,x w\ld seem t traditional acc\nts ( ,roman times _h be5 pres]v$ 9 "s ( ! ,we/]n mona/]ies1 z well z portions ( ! old ,hom]ic & my?ological hi/ory 9 ,lat9 translations#cg--;,greek _h be5 fad+ out ( ,europe s9ce ! "t ( ,!odosius4 ,no d\bt !re 7 /ill "h & !re a few g5u9e classical books1 & we he> ( ,ari/otle be+ priz$--! obscurity & subtlety ( 8 works hav+ l$ to 8 be+ n[ reg>d$ z a magician4 ,! foll[+ w give "s idea ( ! k9d ( /ories !n appreciat$4 ,a beautiful pr9cess1 n\ri%$ ) poison1 0 s5t z a pres5t to ,alex&]4 ,ari/otle discov]$ ! dang]1 & a slave 0 ord]$ to kiss h]1 :o imm$iately fell d[n dead4 ,! gigantic body ( ,pallas1 ! son ( ,ev&]1 0 f\nd at ,rome4 ,x exce$$ 9 height ! walls ( ! city1 & _h rema9$ uncorrupt$1 & accompani$ ) a burn+ lamp = two hundr$ & =ty ye>s4 ,8 w\nd 0 fre%1 & we may suppose caus$ in/ant dea?1 = x 0 f\r feet & a half long4 ,magical r+s are (t5 m5tion$4 ,!re is "s pretty s5tim5t 9 ! /ory ( ,vespasian & a wife :om he _h m>ri$ 9 a di/ant c\ntry4 ,%e refuses to return home ) him1 & yet decl>es t %e w kill h]self if he leaves h]4 ,! ,emp]or ord]s two r+s to be made1 "o be>+ ! image ( ,oblivion1 ! o!r t ( ,memory4 ,! =m] he gives to ! ,empress1 ! latt] he we>s himself4 ,virgil1 :o is repres5t$ z an en*ant]1 places a magical image 9 ! c5tre ( ,rome1 :i* e day communicates to ! ,emp]or ,titus all ! secret (f5ces committ$ 9 ! city4 ,f su* fanciful s\rces1 & ) a discrim9ation su* z !y display1 ,ge(frey ( ,monm\? drew up 9 ! elev5? c5tury a fabul\s hi/ory ( ,engl&4 ,8 /ory ( ,gogmagog1 ! ,briti% giant1 suppos$ to h be5 de/roy$ by ,brutus1 ! great gr&son ( neas1 on 8 l&+ 9 ?is c\ntry1 is said to h be5 d]iv$ f t ( two ,arabian giants ,gog & ,magog4 ,! /ones :i* compose ,/oneh5ge1 ea* conta9+ "s m$ic9al virtue1 are fabl$ to h be5 transport$ by giants f ! des]ts ( ,africa to ,irel&1 & to h be5 c>ri$ !nce by ,m]l9's en*antm5t to =m a monum5t ov] ! ,briti% sla9 by ,h5gi/4 ,! /ate ( criticism exi/+ at ?is "t may be imag9$ f ! fact t ev5 aft]w>ds1 9 ! reign ( ,edw>d ,i41 ! desc5t ( ! ,britons f ! ,trojans ?r\gh ,brutus 0 solemnly alleg$ 9 a controv]sy ( great importance conc]n+ ! subjection ( ! cr[n ( ,engl& to t ( ,scotl&1 %[+ an am\nt ( cr$ulity :i* might almo/ h cr$it$ ! leg5d t ,/4 ,james1 m\nt$ on horseback1 l$ ! ,*ri/ian armies 9 ,spa9 9 _! battles aga9/ ! ,moors1 or t !re 0 9 t c\ntry a gold5 image ( ,mahomet z high z a bird c\ld fly1 9 :i* ! false prophet _h seal$ up a legion ( devils4 ,b ! imag9ative p[]s 7 soon to be develop$ ^u m attractive !mes4 ,w> & ,religion 7 ab\t to be bl5d$ 9 ! gr& drama ( ! ,crusades1 prompt$ alike by zeal = ! fai?1 by hatr$ ( ! ,moslem1 & by ?ir/ = milit>y glory4 ,! fir/ nobles ( ! ,we/ array$ !mselves 9 _! arm\r1 collect$ _! reta9]s1 & set out = ! l&s ( ! ris+ sun4 ,"h !y came into contact ) an ,ea/]n civilization1 ornate & dazzl+1 sup]ior to _! own1 b /ill 9 a /ate ( *ildhood1 & revell+ 9 ! fanciful creations :i* please ! infant9e m9d4#ch ,=emo/ among ! ,*ri/ian knights w5t ! ,b>ons ( ,prov5ce1 accompani$ by troops ( m9/rels--tr\bad\rs to s+ _! praises2 & we might well suppose t "s ( ! wond]s ( ! dream+ ,ea/ w\ld n[ f9d _! way into ,europe1 int]wov5 ) ! d\ghty de$s ( ! ,*ri/ian h]oes4 ,?is view is corroborat$ by ! fact t almo/ all our e>ly romances rec\nt "s great exploits p]=m$ aga9/ ! ,s>ac5s2 b ! m>vels !y relate1 f :atev] s\rce !y come1 7 9 accordance ) ! times 9 :i* !y 7 writt51 = z al*emy prec$$ *emi/ry1 s romance-writ+ 0 ! comm5cem5t ( lit]ature4 ,"s ( ! ,arabian /ories _h consid]able grace & beauty1 & are ev5 n[ attractive to ! "y4 ,b :e!r our poets borr[$ f ?is prolific s\rce or n1 x is c]ta9 t ab\t ?is "t !y became m ambiti\s1 & produc$ regul> tales ( consid]able l5g?1 9 :i* ! nor!rn gallantry t[>ds ! fair sex 0 comb9$ ) extravagances resembl+ ^? ( ,ea/]n inv5tion4 ,n until ?is "t 7 ! e>ly h]oic leg5ds ( ?is c\ntry develop$1 & committ$ to writ+1 & z !y appe>$ fir/ 9 ,fr5*1 "s writ]s--among :om is ,ritson--h conclud$ t !y 7 m]ely ! (fspr+ ( our neighb\rs' f]tile imag9ation4 ,b al?\gh ! poets :o rec\nt$ ^! /ories wrote 9 ,fr5*1 !y 7 9 att5dance at ! ,engli% ,c\rt1 9 :i*1 ev5 be=e ! ,conque/1 ,fr5* 0 ! language us$1 :ile ,lat9 0 t ( ! le>n$1 & ,saxon t ( ! c\ntry-p4 ,h5ry ! ,fir/1 ! great patron ( lett]s1 sometimes held 8 ,c\rt at ,ca51 s t ! ,norman poets :o 7 compet+ = 8 fav\r1 7 d\btless famili> ) ! leg5d>y hi/ory ( ,engl&4 ,! fir/ important works 9 ! ,fr5* language seem to h come f ,norm&y1 & x is n improbable t "s ( !m 7 writt5 9 ,engl&4 ,!y 7 call$ romances1 because !y 7 compos$ 9 "o ( ! languages ( ,s\!rn ,europe1 conta9+ a l>ge elem5t ( ! ,roman1 :i* we f9d 0 /ill us$ among ! soldi]y z late z ! sev5? c5tury4 ,x has be5 suppos$ t all our e>ly ,anglo-,norman romances 7 translations f ! ,fr5*1 except ! ,squyr ( ,l[e ,degre1 & ( "s ! orig9als are /ill extant4 ,^! productions1 f :atev] s\rce !y came1 7 ! k9d ( lit]ature mo/ acceptable at ! "t4 ,!re seem$ !n no?+ h>% or contemptibly pu]ile 9 /ories we %\ld n[ relegate to ! nurs]y1 & no d\bt p d]iv$ an amusem5t f !m1 = :i* t ( hum\r 0 aft]w>ds gradually sub/itut$4 ,examples ( su* /ories are f\nd 9 t ( ,rob]t1 ,k+ ( ,sicily1 :o = 8 pride 0 *ang$1 l ,nebu*adnezz>1 into "o ( ! l[] animals1 & 9 t ( ,ri*>d ,coeur de ,lion1 :o rode a horse possess$ by ! devil1 & ^: wife flew away l a bird4 ,9 ! romance ( ,sir ,bevis ( ,hamt\n1 7,e>l ( ,s\?ampton17 he is repres5t$ z a k9d ( infant ,h]cules1 :o1 :5 fifte51 kill$ sixty ,s>ac5 knights4 ,he aft]w>ds 0 imprison$ at ,damascus 9 a d5 ) two dragons1 b de/roy$ !m4 ,he 0 kept 9 a dungeon1 h[ev]1 & ,rats & mice1 & su* small de]1 ,0 8 meat t sev5 ye>4 ,dur+ ?is "t he 0 *e]$ by an angel visit+ him4 ,an adv]s>y %ortly appe>s 9 ,ascap>d3 ,?is geaunt 0 mighty & /rong1 ,& full ?irty foot 0 long1 ,he 0 bri/l$ l a s[2 ,a foot he _h betwe5 ea* br[4 ,8 lips 7 great1 & hung aside1 ,8 ey5 7 holl[1 8 m\? 0 wide1 ,lo?y he 0 to look on ?an1 ,& lik] a devil ?an a man4 ,he 0 ov]come1 & became page to ,sir ,bevis4 ,ascap>d is v useful1 z he is able to take ,bevis1 ,josyan1 & ev5 ! horse ,arundel "u 8 arm4 ,an attempt at hum\r is introduc$ "h1 :i* is said to h amus$ ! p ( ,cologne4 ,! bi%op prep>$ to *ri/5 ! giant1 ,= ,ascap>d 0 made a tun1 ,& :5 he %\ld !re9 be done1 ,he lept out ^u ! br5* 7br9k7 ,& said1 ',*url6 wilt ?\ me dr5*8 ,! devil ( hell mote fet*e !e6 ,i am too mu* 7big7 *ri/5$ to be6' ,we w f9i% ?is sket* ( ! romanc+ t5d5cies ( our e>ly lit]ature by a description ( a dragon f ,sir ,degor3 ,!re 0 a dragon great & grymme1 ,full ( fyre1 & also v5ymme1 ,wy? a wyde ?rote1 & tuskes grete1 ,uppon t knygte fa/ gan he bete1 ,& z a lyon !n 0 hys feete1 ,hys tayle 0 long1 & full unmeete2 ,betwe5 hys head & hys tayle ,0 xxii fote )\t5 fayle2 ,8 body 0 lyke a wyne tonne1 ,he %one ful bryght agayn/ ! sunne2 ,hys ey5 7 bryght z any glasse1 ,hys scales 7 h>d z any brasse3 ,& !reto he 0 neck$ lyke a horse1 ,he bore hys h$ up wy? grete =ce2 ,! bre? ( hys m\? t did n bl[ ,z yt _h be5 a fyre on l[e4 ,he 0 to loke on1 z ,i y telle ,z yt _h be5 a fi5de ( helle4 ,^! romances 7 (t5 call$ ,ge/es1 f ! great ,ge/a or exploits !y record$4 ,! au?or ( ,cursor ,mundi1 a book ( religi\s leg5ds1 says1 ,m5 lykyn je/is = to "h ,& romans r$e 9 div]s man]e ,( ,alex&re ! conqu]\r1 ,( ,julius ,cs> ! ,emp]\r1 c4 ,x may be d\bt$ :e!r su* tales z ! above 7 ev] reg>d$ z true1 b x 0 n until ?\ght became m active t ! falsity ( !m 0 fully appreciat$1 & je/s gradually acquir$ _! pres5t signification4 ,! ^w romance has also come to be us$ n only = a pleasant poetical n>rative1 b especially = some?+ utt]ly devoid ( tru?4 ,/ory is us$ 9 ! same s5se1 b n novel1 = 9 our pres5t works ( fiction !re is seldom s mu* improbability z to be (f5sive 9 our day1 ?\gh x may be s to our successors4 ,9 ! above extracts x may h be5 obs]v$ t !re is a prom95ce & importance giv5 to ! l[] animals :i* we %\ld n f9d 9 writ+s ( ! pres5t day4 ,z civilization fell back into b>b>ism1 fables re-appe>$1 & "s indiff]5t lit]ature ( ?is k9d 0 produc$ 9 ! f\r? c5tury by ,aph?onius 9 ,greek1 & aft]w>ds by ,flavius ,avianus 9 ,lat94 ,9 ! ,saxon ode on ! victory ( ,a!l/an1 a v p>ticul> acc\nt is giv5 ( ! bea/s ( prey pres5t at ! c>nage4 ,!odosius1 ! bl9d ,emp]or1 is said to h be5 re/or$ to sight by a s]p5t1 :om he _h b5efit$1 com+ 9 :ile he 0 asleep1 & plac+ a preci\s /one ^u 8 eyes4 ,9 "o ( ! e>ly romances ( ,m>ie1 a b>on is trans=m$ into a bisclav]et1#ci or wolf1 = ?ree days e week1 mu* to 8 wife's discom=t2 9 ano!r a falcon *anges into a knight1 :o is f9ally caught 9 a bird-trap2 9 ano!r a lady falls into a trance1 & is suppos$ to be dead1 until h] rival1 see+ a weasel re/ore ano!r "o by plac+ a v]milion fl[] 9 its m\?1 %e places x 9 ! lady's m\? & ?us awak5s h]4 ,! same elem5t is l>gely pres5t 9 ! o!r romances4 ,alex&] ,neckam1 :o liv$ 9 ! latt] "p ( ! twelf? c5tury1 %[s h[ fond our =efa!rs 7 ( animals1 & h[ !y kept !m 9 _! h\ses4 ,! ca/les 7 (t5 full ( !m1 "s rov+ ab\t1 o!rs necess>ily 9 conf9em5t4 ,monkeys 7 9 high fav\r4 ,"s ( !m 7 taught to fight z 9 a t\rnam5t1 :i* we are told caus$ great laught]4 ,9 m$ival times !re 0 a love ( all k9ds ( hybrid animals1 & !re 0 a c]ta9 am\nt ( belief t all sorts ( mon/]s came f ! ,ea/ or ,nor?4 ,giraldus ,cambr5sis tells u t !re 7 9 ,irel& su* mixtures z half ox & half man1 half dog & half monkey4 ,all ^! /ories rem9d u ( ! fabul> p]iod 9 old ,greek hi/ory1 & bespeak a "t1 :5 bo? ta/e & k 7 9 _! infancy2 b :51 at ! same "t1 ! rays ( ! ideal 7 break+ ^u ! m9d1 & m5 appe>$ z trees walk+4 ,alli$ to a love ( fabl+ 0 t ( allegory1 :i*1 z soon z lit]>y activity began to appe> 9 ! e>ly *ur*1 produc$ an abundant h>ve/4 ,?is t5d5cy exhibit$ itself 9 ! fir/ progress ( ?\ght 9 ,engl&4 ,philippe de ,?an1 "o ( ! mo/ anci5t ,anglo-,norman poets1 wrote a "w describ+ ! "* ( ea* bird & bea/1 ^u :i* he gr\nd$ moral reflections4 ,rob]t ,grossete/e1 ,bi%op ( ,l9coln1 :o di$ 9 #abec1 0 celebrat$ = a copi\s diss]tation on my/ical div9ity1 & a poem is extant ascrib$ to him1 call$ ! ,ca/le ( ,love by ,lel&1 9 :i* ! creation & r$emption are repres5t$ z an allegory--our ,"l be+ suppos$ to ent] a magnific5t ca/le1 ! body ( ! ,virg94 ,! ,ge/a ,romanorum /rongly exhibits ! want ( discrim9ation at ?is "t1 = al?\gh ! dramatis p]son are g5]ally ,roman ,emp]ors1 ! deepe/ ,*ri/ian my/]ies are suppos$ to be %ad[$ =? by _! actions4 ,"s ( ! /ories are evid5tly inv5t$ to en=ce religi\s tea*+4 ,we read ( an angel accompany+ a h]mit on 8 w&]+s1 ! angel robs or murd]s all :o receive him1 b expla9s aft]w>ds t x is = _! good4 ,he gives a gold5 goblet to a ri* man :o refuses to ent]ta9 !m1 to com=t him 9 ?is _w1 z he w g to hell 9 ! next4 ,v9c5t ( ,beauvais1 a le>n$ ,dom9ican ( ,france1 :o fl\ri%$ 9 ! ?irte5? c5tury1 obs]ves t x 0 a practice ( prea*]s to r\se _! congregation by relat+ a fable ( sop4 ,9 ! ,briti% ,museum !re is a collection ( two hundr$ & fifte5 /ories1 romantic1 allegorical1 & leg5d>y1 evid5tly compil$ = ! use ( mona/ic prea*]s4 ,my/ic similitudes 7 at ?is "t greatly affect$ 9 all bran*es ( le>n+4 ,9 ! ,romaunt ( ! ,rose1 ! difficulties ( a lov] are repres5t$ "u ! =m ( a man seek+ a rose 9 an inaccessible g>d54 ,?is fl[]1 al*emi/s consid]$ to be emblematic ( ! ,philosoph]'s ,/one1 :ile !ologians ref]r$ x to ! :ite rose ( ,j]i*o--a /ate ( grace into :i* ! wick$ c\ld n ent]4 ,,*apt] ,,ii4 ,anglo-,saxon ,hum\r--,rhyme--,satires aga9/ ! ,*ur*--,! ,brunellus--,walt] ,mapes--,goli>di--,pi]s ! ,pl\ghman--,lett]s ( ,obscure ,m5--,erasmus--,! ,praise ( ,folly--,skelton--,! ,%ip ( ,fools--,doct\r ,d\bble ,ale--,! ,sak full ( ,nuez--,*ur* ,ornam5tation--,repres5tations ( ! ,devil4 ,! rude "* ( ! ,anglo-,saxon hum\r may be ga!r$ f our hav+ d]iv$ f x ! ^w fun4 ,?is t]m :i* we (t5 apply to romp+ & boi/]\s games1 ref]s pr9cipally to ! s5se ( feel+1 & always implies "s l[ k9d ( amusem5t connect$ ) ! s5ses4 ,we also discov] among ! ,anglo-,saxons an unamiable t5d5cy to give nicknames to p f _! p]sonal peculi>ities4 ,b if we look = any?+ bett]1 we c f9d only a translation ( ! ,lat9 riddles ( ,symposius by ,aldhelm1 ,bi%op ( ,%irburn4 ,?is prelate1 :o 0 a relation ( ,ina1 ,k+ ( ! ,we/ ,saxons1 0 9 atta9m5ts f> sup]ior to 8 age4 ,he 0 celebrat$ z a h>p]1 poet1 & !ologian1 & wrote sev]al works1 especially "o 9 praise ( ,virg9ity4 ,8 translations f ,symposius 7 probably int5d$ = ! po/-pr&ial delectation ( ! monks4 ,ari/ophanes seems to h made ! fir/ approa* to rhym+1 = he introduc$ "s repetitions ( ! same ^w at ! end ( l9es4 ,he probably ?\ght ! device _h an absurd effect & us$ x z a k9d ( hum\r4 ,aulus ,gellius blames ,isocrates1 :o liv$ ab\t #djj ,b4,c41 = introduc+ j+les into 8 orations1 & z he also ref]s to ,lucilius' condemnation ( !m1 he w\ld probably h object$ to !m 9 poetry4 ,classic ,lat9 v]sification is suppos$ to h di$ out ) ,=tunatus1 ,bi%op ( ,poiti]s 9 ! six? c5tury1 b an advance 0 made t[>ds play+ ) words by ! introduction ( rhymes 9 ! *ur* hymns4 ,"s trace ( !m is f\nd 9 ! v]ses ( ,hil>y 9 ! f\r? c5tury1 b we f9d !m fir/ regul>ly adopt$ 9 a ,lat9 panegyric writt5 = ,clotaire ,,ii4 9 ,france at ! comm5cem5t ( ! sev5?4 ,"s suppose t ,leon9e v]ses 7 inv5t$ %ortly aft]w>ds by ,pope ,leo ,,ii4 ,z 9 ! days ( ,greece & ,rome1 ! developm5t ( poetry 0 accompani$ by a consid]able activity 9 ! fabrication ( metres4 ,?is did n limit itself to a di/i* or alt]nate rhyme call$ tail$ or int]lac$1 b includ$ ! horn$1 cre/$1 & squ>$ v]ses--! la/ =m+ d\ble acro/ics4 ,sometimes half a doz5 l9es 7 made to rhyme toge!r4 ,?is movem5t1 p$antic z x 01 %[$ an advance 9 f9d+ simil>ities 9 ?+s dissimil>1 a *ange 9 ! appreciation ( ! h>mony4 ,previ\sly rhymes 7 consid]$ ludicr\s1 z !y seem to u n[ 9 prose1 & ev5 9 ! ,fr5* drama4 ,! old ,wel% poetry dep5d$ m]ely ^u allit]ation--z 9 ! words ascrib$ to ! ,briti% ,que5-- ,ru9 seize !e1 ru?less k+4 ,& among our old prov]bs we h ,_m m5 ( _m m9ds4 ,fools build h\ses1 = wise m5 to live 94 ,fir/ come1 fir/ s]v$4 ,! motto ( ! ,duke ( ,a?ole runs ,fur? =tune & fill ! fett]s4 ,! ,exet] ,book1 pres5t$ to 8 ca!dral by ,le(ric1 fir/ ,bi%op ( ,exet] 9 #ajdf des]ves notice1 z indicative ( ! c\rse ( e>ly ,anglo-,saxon lit]ature4 ,"h we h fir/ religi\s m$itations & leg5ds ( ,sa9ts1 !n prov]bial1 or z !y are call$ gnomic v]ses1 next allegorical descriptions by means ( animals1 & f9ally riddles4 ,! la/ are v long1 & g5]ally consi/ ( emblematic descriptions4 ,x is a "p ( ! great sy/em ( comp5sation "u :i* we live1 t ^? :o are mo/ highly prais$ are mo/ expos$ to ! attacks ( ! envi\s1 & t ^? :o /& on an em95ce above o!rs %\ld h _! bad z well z _! good de$s record$4 ,& ?us we f9d t ! e>lie/ %afts ( c5sure 7 direct$ aga9/ pr9ces & prie/s1 & ! fir/ ,norman satires ( :i* we he> 7 "s songs call$ ,sirv5tois1 aga9/ ,arn\ld1 :o 0 *apla9 to ,rob]t ,c\r?ose 9 ! "t ( ,william ,rufus4 ,he 0 app>5tly an excell5t man1 e/abli%$ s*ools at ,ca51 & 0 aft]w>ds promot$ to be patri>* ( ,j]usalem4 ,! next attack ( :i* we h any record 0 t made by ,luc de la ,b>r aga9/ ,h5ry ,i4 ,! nature ( ! imputations x conta9$ may be conjectur$ f ! fact1 t ! k+ ord]$ ! writ]'s eyes to be put out4 ,ano!r satire 0 direct$ aga9/ ,ri*>d1 ,k+ ( ! ,romans1 :o 0 tak5 prison] at ,lewes4 ,x 0 writt5 to triumph ov] him1 & taunt him ) 8 defeat1 & ! ne>e/ approa* to hum\r 9 x is :]e x speaks ( 8 mak+ a ca/le ( a w9dmill1 :i* is suppos$ to ref] to 8 hav+ be5 captur$ 9 su* a build+4 ,! hum\r 9 ! satires ( ?is "t 0 almo/ entirely ( a ho/ile or optical "*4 ,we h two metrical ballads ( ! ?irte5? c5tury direct$ aga9/ ! ,scot* & ,fr5*1 b conta9+ little b animosity4 ,!re is also "o compla9+ ( heavy taxation 9 ! reign ( ,edw>d ,i41 b g5]ally ! *ur* 0 attack$1 z ! cl]gy =m$ a prom95t m>k 9 e p>i% 9 ! c\ntry1 & 7 saf] game ?an ! k+ or b>ons4 ,?us1 9 ! ,h>leian ,,mss41 !re is an anci5t ,fr5* poem pret5d+ to eulogise a new conv5tual ord] = bo? m5 & wom51 :o are to live toge!r 9 great luxury & be b\nd to p]petual idl5ess4 ,sev]al mona/]ies 9 ,engl& are m5tion$ z af=d+ in/ances ( su* a mode ( liv+4 ,! e>lie/ lit]>y assault we h on ! *ur* 9 ?is c\ntry 0 writt5 probably 9 ! ?irte5? c5tury--,w>ton says1 soon aft] ! conque/--9 a mixture ( ,saxon & ,norman4 ,a mona/]y1 compos$ ( v>i\s k9ds ( gems & delicacies1 repres5ts ! luxury ( ! monks-- ,fur 9 see1 bi we/ ,spayngne ,is a lond ihote ,cokaygne3 ,!r nis lond "u heu5-ri*e ,( wel ( godness hit ili*e4 ,!r is a wel fair abbei1 ,( :ite monkes & ( grei1 ,!r be? b[ris & halles ,al ( pa/eiis be? ! walles ,( fleis1 ( fisse1 & ri* met1 ,! likfulli/ t man mai et4 ,flur5 cakes be? ! s*+les#dj alle ,( *]*e1 cloi/]1 b\re1 & halle4 ,! p9nes#da be? fat pod+es ,ri* met to pr9cez & k+es4 ,an o!r abbei is !r bi ,= so? a gret fair nunn]ie2 ,vp a riu] ( sweet milke1 ,:> is gret pl5te ( silk4 ,he goes on to speak ( ! monks & nuns z danc+ toge!r 9 a v indecor\s mann]4 ,! cl]gy 7 (t5 humor\s !mselves--,nigellus ,wirek]1 a monk ( ,cant]bury1 :o is suppos$ to h liv$ 9 ! "t ( ,ri*>d ,i41 wrote a v amus+ attack on 8 bre?r54 ,x is 9 ,lat9 elegiac v]se1 & z be+ direct$ aga9/ ambition & discont5t may be comp>$ ) ! fir/ satire ( ,horace4 ,b he wrote 9 a less advanc$ /ate ( civilisation to t 9 :i* ! ,roman poet liv$1 & he c>ries on 8 disc\rse by means ( conv]sations ( animals4 ,! "w is call$ ! ,brunellus--! "n ( an ass4 ,! poem is direct$ aga9/ passion & av>ice--& especially aga9/ ! monks1 :o1 he says des]ve to be call$ pa/ors1 n a pasc5do b a posc5do4 ,b he takes s mu* int]e/ 9 ! animals he introduces1 t he seems to lose sight ( 8 moral object4 ,he delights 9 ! spee*es ( a cock & cr[1 b 8 ma9 /ory is t ! ass1 ,brunellus1 is dissatisfi$1 because1 hav+ long e>s he ?9ks he ought to h a long tail4 ,he betakes himself to ,gali5us to consult him1 :o endeav\rs to dissuade him f adopt+ any surgical or m$ical means1 & rem9ds him t if he has a %ort tail he has a v l>ge head4 ,he inculcates cont5tm5t by a /ory ( two c[s1 "o ( :i*1 ?r\gh impati5ce :5 h] tail has /uck 9 ! mud1 says x is n an hon\r b an onus1 & s pulls x (f1 & becomes a laugh+ /ock to ! _w4 ,! o!r c[ waits pati5tly1 & makes a long spee* conta9+ ref]5ces to ,cato & ! ,trojan w>4 ,prescription giv5 by ,gali5us to ! ass ,brunellus to make 8 tail gr[3 ,"s m>ble's fat & sev5 fold furnace %ade ,! (fspr+ ( a male & female mule1 ,a little ( ! milk ( goose & kite ,a pun*b[l's rac+1 & a wolf's al>ms2 ,( dogs & h>es alliance take a dra*m1 ,& kisses :i* ! l>k gives to h] hawk4 ,! ass begs ,gali5us to be/[ ^u him 8 bless+1 :i* he does ) mock gravity-- ,may ,jove to !e a ?\s& om5s give1 ,& to ?y tail t5 ?\s& om5s m2 ,may/ ?\ dr9k wat]1 & on ?i/les fe$1 ,be ?y b$ m>ble1 & ?y cov]+ dew4 ,may hail & sn[ & ra9 be ev] ne>1 ,ice & ho> fro/ ?y con/ant com=t be6 ,! ass1 ^: extraord9>y p]=mances are n>rat$1 is appo9t$ ! nuntius ( a bi%op4 ,! man :o %[$ at ?is "t ! greate/ judgm5t 9 hum\r & insight into its nature1 0 ,john ( ,salisbury4 ,8 ,polycraticus is wor?y ( a religi\s "*2 b he speaks 9 x ( ,c\rt ,trifles "u :i* he places dice1 music & dreams4 ,_m ( 8 obs]vations %[ a ta/e & k 9 advance ( 8 "t4 ,our age1 he says1 has fall5 back to fables1 & he speaks z ?\gh ! je/]s ( ! day indulg$ 9 v que/ionable jokes & p]=mances4 ,he notices ! =ce ( a je/ made by a man :o w\ld himself fall "u x1 z :5 a paup] laughs at pov]ty4 ,also he ref]s to ! effect ( accus+ a man ( ! faults to :i* 8 virtues may lead1 z ( tell+ a lib]al man he is a sp5d?rift4 ,s ,diog5es told ,anti/h5es1 8 ma/]1 t he _h made him a doctor in/ead ( a ri* man--a dwell] 9 a tub1 in/ead ( 9 a mansion4 ,well-tim$ pleasantries1 he says1 are ( use 9 oratory1 b convivial je/+ is dang]\s1 rem>ks or p]sonal defects are objectionable1 & z ,lycurgus ord]$1 all jokes %\ld be )\t bitt]ness4 ,b ,walt] ,mapes seems to h be5 ! fir/ man ( note1 :o reconcil$ div9ity & wit4 ,he 0 born on ! bord]s ( ,wales ab\t ! beg9n+ ( ! twelv? c5tury1 & hav+ /udi$ at ! ,univ]sity ( ,p>is became a fav\rite ( ,h5ry ,,ii41 & 0 made a ,canon ( ,/4 ,paul's1 & ,ar*deacon ( ,ox=d4 ,x may be wor? notice t 8 "n 0 really a monosyllable1 ,map1 a man's appellation be+ n always )\t influ5ce 9 det]m9+ 8 "* & conduct4 ,f be+ a man ( hum\r he obta9$ ! cr$it ( be+ a man ( pleasure1 b z f> z we c collect f ! writ+s1 :i* are ) c]ta9ty attribut$ to him1 he 0 /rongly imbu$ ) religi\s feel+s4 ,he delights to rec\nt ! miracles ( sa9ts4 ,pet] ( ,t>5taise exorcis$1 he tells u1 a devil f "o possess$1 & ! man prov$ 8 cure by exclaim+1 ,"m ( ,god1 h m]cy ^u me6 :]eupon ,john ! bi%op said ( ,pet]4 ,?is is ! only bi%op--! re/ ( u are dogs unable to b>k4 ,mapes also reflects ! cr$ulity ( ! age 9 :i* he liv$1 by n>rat+ extraord9>y /ories ( infidels walk+ ab\t aft] dea?1 & call+ p by "n1 :o always di$ %ortly aft]w>ds4 ,he gives u a collection ( ,wel% app>itions4 ,we mu/ suppose t ev5 at t day !re 0 some?+ peculi>ly fanciful 9 ! m9d ( ! man :o collect$ su* tales4 ,b1 al?\gh he comm5ds 8 fav\rite sa9ts z be+ jocund & pleasant m51 we are disappo9t$ :5 we look = 8 own wit4 ,x is ei!r v]bal or s5t5ti\s1 & does n rise high] ?an1 ,few ?+s are impossible to wom54 ,may ,god omnipot5t grant y n to be deceiv$ by woman omnipot5t4 ,! dog does n gnaw a dry bone1 nor ! lee* /ick to an empty ve94 ,8 ,mirror ( ! ,*ur* is full ( viol5t attacks ^u ! mona/ic ord]s1 especially ! ,ci/]cian1 evid5tly writt5 9 s]i\s indignation1 al?\gh he sometimes indulges 9 a play ^u words4 ,9 ?is he 0 unlike _m writ]s1 :o attack$ ! monks m]ely to amuse1 = :i* !re 0 a good op5+1 z ! bre?r51 ?\gh 9 "s cases weak1 7 g5]ally view$ ) respect1 & tales ab\t !m 7 easily reg>d$ z humor\s4 ,!re is a /ory ( ,walt] ,mapes hav+ be5 call$ to see a ,ci/]cian ,abbot1 :5 dang]\sly ill1 & ! ,ar*deacon recomm5d$ him to quit 8 ord]1 & give up av>ice & rapacity4 ,! ,abbot refus$1 & ev5 adm9i/]$ to ! ,ar*deacon ! rebuke1 ,get !e beh9d me1 ,satan4 ,%ortly aft]w>ds ,mapes 0 tak5 ill1 & ! ,abbot go+ to visit him1 /rongly recomm5d$ him to r5\nce 8 light je/+ habits1 to give up 8 pluralities1 & take refuge 9 ! bosom ( ! ,ci/]cian ord]--at ! same "t produc+ a g[n & c[l1 ) :i* he propos$ to inve/ him4 ,mapes1 ) *>act]i/ic hum\r call$ 8 s]vants1 & told !m t1 if ev] 9 a fit ( sickness he express$ a desire ( becom+ a monk1 !y 7 to consid] x a sign t he _h lo/ 8 s5ses1 & keep him 9 close conf9em5t4 ,! "* :i* ,mapes obta9$ = himself1 caus$ a l>ge am\nt ( poetry ( a some:at lat] date to be attribut$ to him4 ,x is call$ ,goli>dic1 z x gives ! views ( a class ( wild ecclesia/ical or ,univ]sity m51 :o sp5t _! "t 9 compos+ lampoons1 & 7 call$ ,goli>ds1 f _! suppos$ gluttony4 ,9 an epigram1 "o ( ^! m5 is repres5t$ com+ to a bi%op's palace1 & /at+ t he is all ready to d9e1 some:at 9 ! way ( ! old ,greek p>asites4 ,! bi%op tells him he does n want su* disreputable company1 b t z he has come1 he may h 8 food4 ,we may suppose1 h[ev]1 t he & 8 poor] bre?r5 did n occupy any dignifi$ position at ! repa/1 z "o ( !m compla9s ,abbas ire s$e sursum1 ,et prioris juxta ipsum1 ,ego semp] /avi dorsum ,int] rascalilia4 ,all ^! poems are 9 ,lat9 rhyme4 ,two ( !m are especially attribut$ to ,mapes4 ,"o is on n m>ry+2 ,golias "h sets =? a v appall+ catalogue ( ! mis]ies ( matrimony4 ,! husb& is a donkey :o is spurn$ by 8 wife4 ,h] tongue is a sword4 ,he ?anks heav5 he has escap$ f ! dang] he 0 once 9 f ! fasc9ations ( a beautiful lady4 ,! o!r piece is ! ,confessions ( ,golias1 :i* are v frank ) reg>d to v>i\s uncl]ical weaknesses4 ,"s ( ! /anzas may be translat$ z foll[s1 ,i purpose 9 a tav]n to die1 ,place to my dy+ lips ! fl[+ b[l1 ,may *oirs ( angels com+ f on high ,s+1 ',god be graci\s to ! top]'s s\l4'#db ,! race ( poets %un bo? dr9k & food1 ,avoid disputes1 )draw f public /rife1 ,& to make v]ses t %all long hold good ,o'ercome ) lab\r1 sacrifice _! life4 ,nature allots to ea* 8 prop] c\rse1 ,9 hung] ,i c\ld nev] use my ink1 ,! smalle/ boy !n equals me 9 =ce1 ,i hate z dea? ! want ( food & dr9k4 ,9 "o ( ^! poems1 ,golias calls d[n e k9d ( mis]y1 spiritual & temporal1 ^u ! man :o has /ol5 8 purse4 ,he hopes he may die ( fev] & madness1 & be jo9$ to ,judas 9 hell4 ,"o ( ! mo/ amus+ pieces is a consultation held among ! prie/s1 on acc\nt ( ! ,pope hav+ ord]$ !m to dismiss _! wom5-s]vants4 ,!y f9ally come to ! conclusion t p>i% prie/s %\ld be all[$ two wives1 monks & canons ?ree1 & deans & bi%ops f\r or five4 ,we are n surpris$ to he> t su* effusions z ^! call$ d[n ! displeasure ( ! heads ( ! ,*ur*1 & 9 #abhi1 a /atute 0 publi%$ t no cl]ks %\ld be joculatores1 goli>di seu bufones4 ,ab\t ! middle ( ! f\rte5? c5tury1 a ,fr5* monk1 ,rob]t ,langl&e1 wrote ! ,vision ( ,pi]s ,pl[man1 an acc\nt ( a dream he is suppos$ to h _h :5 among ! ,malv]n ,hills4 ,x is possible t ! sight ( ! gr& old abbey may h sugge/$ 8 !me1 = he inveighs n only aga9/ ! laity1 b especially aga9/ ! ecclesia/ics = _! neglect ( ! poor4 ,! poem is rem>kable = be+ )\t rhy?m1 b allit]ative1 su* z 0 common 9 ! neighb\r+ di/rict ( ,wales4 ,x some:at resembles "o ( ! old ,my/]ies1 introduc+ a v>iety ( allegorical *>act]s4 ,"s ( ! p]sonifications are v /range4 ,he says t1 ,d[el & ,dobet & ,dobe/ ! ?irde co? he ,arn ?re fair v]tues & b5 n f] to fynde4 ,dobe/ is above bo!1 & b]i? a bies*opis crois ,& is hokid on t on ende to halie m5 fro helle ,& a pike is 9 ! poynt to putte adon ! wyk$4 ,9 ano!r place1 ! effects ( />vation are describ$ bo? ! man's eiy5 wattr$1 & he lok$ l a lant]ne4 ,9 ano!r "w by ! same h&1 ,pi]s1 ! ,pl\ghman's cr$e1 ! au?or--a simple man--wi%es to "k h[ he is to foll[ ,*ri/1 & betakes himself to ! fri>s = in=mation4 ,b he f9ds t ea* ord] ?9ks ( little beyond rail+ aga9/ "s o!r4 ,! fri>s prea*]s are ?us describ$1 ,?an turn$ ,i ay5 :an ,i hadde al ytot$ ,& fond 9 a freit\re a fr]e on a b5*e ,a greet *orl & a grym1 gr[5 z a tonne1 ,) a face s fat1 z a ful bl$d]e ,bl[5 bretful ( bre?1 & z a bagge hong$4 ,all ! hum\r ( ,pi]s ! ,pl\ghman seems to be m or less ( ?is p]sonal k9d4 ,we mu/ "h notice ! humor\s ?\gh scurril\s attack made ^u ! ,roman cl]gy 9 ! ,lett]s ( ,obscure ,m51 publi%$ 9 ,g]many at ! comm5cem5t ( ! sixte5? c5tury4 ,!re 0 some?+ novel 9 ! idea ( a s]ies ( ironical lett]s1 & f _! appe>ance1 ! /eady progress ( ! ,re=mation may be dat$4 ,! great] "p ( !m seems to h be5 writt5 by ,ulri* von ,hutt51 & are address$ to ,ortu9 ,gratius1 a pr(essor ( ! ,univ]sity ( ,cologne1 :o _h attack$ ,reu*l91 a celebrat$ ,hebrai/4 ,! orig9al qu>rel 0 only ab\t "s translations ( ,rabb9ical works1 b x ext5d$ into a conte/ betwe5 ! ,*ur* p>ty1 repres5t$ by ,gratius1 & ^? desir\s ( re=mation4 ,doctr9e is sc>cely t\*$ ^u 9 ^! lett]s1 b accusations ( immorality ab\nd4 ,!re is great v>iety 9 ! plan ^u :i* ! irony & satire are conduct$4 ,= in/ance1 ! writ] says he has j he>d f ,gratius t he is s5d+ fl[]s & gifts to ano!r man's wife4 ,reu*l9 has writt5 a def5ce ( himself aga9/ ,gratius1 9 :i* he calls him an ass4 ,reu*l9 ought to be burnt ) 8 book4 ,"s p say ! monks are grossly di%one/--x is a horrible lie4 ,a prea*]1 aft] tak+ a little too mu* w9e1 has actually said t ! pr9cipals ( ! ,univ]sity are giv5 to dr9k & play4 ,"s pr(ane m5 say t ! coat ( our ,"l at ,treves is n g5u9e1 b only an old rag2 he does n believe !re is n[ any hair ( ! ,virg9 9 ! _w2 & ! prea*+ fri>s :o sell indulg5ces are only a set ( buffoons :o deceive old apple-wom54 ,ano!r fool says t ! prea*+ fri>s committ$ fe>ful abom9ations at ,b]ne1 & "o day put poison into ! consecrat$ elem5ts4 ,a great calamity has happ5$6 ,a ?ief has /ol5 ?ree hundr$ flor9s1 :i* ! prea*]s _h ga9$ by ! sale ( indulg5ces4 ,! p :o gave ! money are 9 sad tr\ble to "k :e!r !y /ill h absolution--!y ne$ n be al>m$1 !y h z mu* z !y _h be=e !y gave _! money to ! fri>s4 ,qu]y4 ,is x a s9 to play at dice 9 ord] to buy indulg5ces8 ,gratius1 9 a lett] to ano!r ,fa!r ( ! ,*ur*1 expresses 8 a/oni%m5t at he>+ t he ?9ks s mu* ab\t ! ladies4 ,su* ?\ghts come f ! devil2 :]ev] !y are sugge/$1 he mu/ make ! sign ( ! cross on 8 back1 & put a p9* ( bless$ salt on 8 tongue4 ,wom5 make him ill by employ+ *>ms & sorc]ies aga9/ him2 x is no wond]1 = he has grey hair & eyes1 a r$ face1 a l>ge nose1 & a corporation4 ,no man %\ld ev] make use ( necromancy to obta9 a woman's love1 = a /ud5t ( !ology once fell 9 love ) a bak]'s daught] at ,leipzig1 & ?rew an en*ant$ apple at h]1#dc :i* caus$ h] to fall viol5tly 9 love ) him1 & f9ally l$ to a sc&al 9 ! *ur*4 ,no "o enjoy$ ^! epi/les m ?or\ghly ?an ,erasmus1#dd :o1 p]haps1 f be+ himself a monk1 appreciat$ !m ! bett]4 ,he is said to h laugh$ s immod]ately ov] "s p>ts ( !m1 t he bur/ an abscess1 :i* might h prov$ fatal to him4 ,he 0 "o ( ^? few celebrat$ m5 :o comb9e bo? hum\r & le>n+1 & he seems to h imbib$ some:at ( ! _s ( ,lucian1 ^: works he translat$1 & :o also liv$ 9 an age ( religi\s controv]sy & transition4 ,!re 0 su* a love ( amusem5t1 & s little e>ne/ness 9 ,erasmus1 t he c\ld laugh on bo? sides ( ! "q1 ) ! ,re=m]s & aga9/ !m4 ,:5 ! monks told him t ,lu!r _h m>ri$ a nun1 & t ! (fspr+ ( su* an unholy alliance mu/ ne$s be ,anti*ri/1 he m]ely repli$3 ,already are !re _m ,anti*ri/s6 ,writ+ to a zeal\s ,ca?olic 9 ,london1 he says t he grudges ! h]etics _! due1 because t1 :]eas w9t] is approa*+1 x w raise ! price ( fagots4 ,9 ano!r place he attacks dignities3 ,no situation1 he says1 c\ld be m wret*$ ?an t ( ! viceg]5ts ( ,*ri/1 if !y endeav\r$ to foll[ ,*ri/'s life4 ,!re 0 sc>cely any?+ sacr$ or pr(ane :i* 0 safe f ! la% ( 8 ridicule1 & if1 z "s say1 he s[$ ! se$s ( ! ,re=mation1 x 0 mo/ly because he c\ld n resi/ ! temptation to laugh at ! cl]gy4 ,he wrote a v *>act]i/ic ,"w entitl$ ,! ,praise ( ,folly1 ,encomium ,mori 7a play on ! "n ( ,sir ,?omas ,m71 9 :i* he ma9ta9s a sort ( p>adox1 sett+ =? ! value & advantages ( folly1 i4e41 ( indulg+ ! light fancies & errors ( imag9ation4 ,) mu* humor\s illu/ration he enum]ates a great _m conceits1 & includes among !m je/s1 b 8 ma9 argum5t may be ?us cond5s$4#de ,:o kn[s n t man's *ildhood is by f> ! mo/ delightful p]iod ( 8 exi/5ce8 ,& :y8 ,because he is !n mo/ a fool4 ,& next to t 8 y\?1 9 :i* folly /ill prevails2 :ile 9 proportion z he retires f h] dom9ion1 & becomes possess$ ?r\gh discipl9e & exp]i5ce ( mature wisdom1 8 beauty loses its bloom1 8 /r5g? decl9es1 8 wit becomes less pung5t1 until at la/ we>y old age succe$s1 :i* w\ld be absolutely unbe>able1 unless folly1 9 pity = su* griev\s mis]ies1 gave relief by br++ on a second *ildhood4 ,nature h]self has k9dly provid$ = an abundant supply ( folly 9 ! human race1 = s9ce1 accord+ to ! ,/oic def9ition1 wisdom means only be+ guid$ by reason2 :]eas folly1 on ! o!r h&1 consi/s 9 submitt+ to ! gov]nm5t ( ! passions2 ,jupit] wi%+ to make life m]ry1 gave m5 f> m passion ?an reason1 bani%+ ! latt] into "o little corn] ( 8 p]son1 & leav+ all ! re/ ( ! body to ! sway ( ! =m]4 ,man1 h[ev]1 be+ design$ = ! arrangem5t ( affairs1 c\ld n d )\t a small quantity ( reason1 b 9 ord] to temp] ! evil ?us occasion$1 at ! sugge/ion ( folly woman 0 introduc$ into ! _w--a fooli%1 silly creature1 no d\bt1 b amus+1 agreeable1 & well adapt$ to mitigate ! gloom ( man's temp]4 ,woman owes all h] advantages to folly4 ,! great end ( h] exi/5ce is to please man1 & ?is %e c\ld n d )\t folly4 ,if any man d\bts x1 he has only to consid] h[ mu* nons5se he talks to a woman :5ev] he wi%es to enjoy ! pleasures ( female society4 ,erasmus wrote an ode 9 hon\r ( ,h5ry ,,vii4 & 8 *ildr51 & 9 x he recomm5ds him to keep ) him ,skelton1 ! "o light & ornam5t ( ,briti% lit]ature4 ,he says t no d\bt ! advice is unnecess>y1 z he he>s ! ,k+ is mo/ anxi\s to reta9 8 s]vices4 ,he 0 tutor to ! "y pr9ce--aft]w>ds ,h5ry ,,viii4 ,skelton 0 born ab\t #adfj4 ,_m ( 8 humor\s writ+s are lo/1 su* z ,! ,balade ( ! ,mu/>de ,t>te4 ,he became a poet laureate1 at t "t a degree 9 gramm>1 rhetoric & v]sification1 on tak+ :i*1 ! graduate 0 pres5t$ ) a laurel cr[n4 ,hav+ tak5 ord]s 9 #adih1 he 0 aft]w>ds susp5d$ = liv+ ) a lady :om he _h secretly m>ri$4 ,?is susp5sion 0 mu* ow+ to 8 hav+ incurr$ ! ang] ( ! ,dom9ican ,fri>s1 :om he _h attack$ 9 8 writ+s4 ,we are told t he 0 e/eem$ m fit = ! /age ?an ! pulpit4 ,! hum\r ( ,skelton consi/s pr9cipally ( sev]e p]sonal vitup]ation4 ,9 ,colyn ,cl\te he assail$ ! cl]gy g5]ally1 b he wrote p]sonal attacks on ,g>nes*e 7a c\rti]71 & on ,wolsey4 ,! ,c>d9al _h be5 8 patron at "o "t1 & ,skelton _h d$icat$ poems to him1 among !m ,a ,replycacion aga9/ ! foll[]s ( ,wickliffe & ,lu!r--( :i* pi\s effusion ! foll[+ l9es w give a specim53-- ,to ! hon\r ( our bless$ lady ,& h] mo/ bles$ baby1 ,i purpose = to reply ,agayn/ ?is horryble h]esy ,( ^! "y h]etics t ,/ynke unbr5t4 ,i say1 ?\ madde m>*e h>e1 ,i wondre h[ ye d>e ,op5 y\r ianglyng iawes1 ,to pre*e 9 any clawes ,lyke pratynge poppyng dawes4 ,i say1 ye braynless bee/es1 ,:y iangle y su* ie/es4 ,9 y\r diuynite ,( ,lu!r's affynite ,to ! p ( lay fee ,rayly+ 9 y\r rages ,to wor%yppe none ymages ,nor d pylgrymages4 ,! cause ( 8 qu>rel ) ,wolsey is n kn[n1 b he aft]w>ds wrote a sev]e p]sonal attack ^u him entitl$1 ,:y come ye n to ,c\rte8 ,! tone ( ?is effusion may be ga!r$ f su* expressions z3-- ,god save 8 noble grace ,& grant him a place ,endlesse to dwell1 ,) ! deuyll ( hell1 ,= & he 7 !re ,we n$e neu] fe]e1 ,( ! f5dys blake2 ,= ,i vnd]take ,he wolde s brag & crake1 ,t he wolde !n make ,! deuyls to quake1 ,to %udd] & to %ake4 ,ow+ to su* attacks1 he 0 oblig$ to flee & take sanctu>y at ,we/m9/]1 :]e he di$4 ,8 mo/ ent]ta9+ pieces are ,speke ,p>rot1 ,phyllyt ,sp>r[e1 & ,elyn\r ,rummynge4 ,9 ! fir/ a fair lady lam5ts ! dea? ( h] bird1 kill$ by ^? vylan\s false cattes4 ,%e s+s a requiescat = ! s\l ( h] de> bird1 & rec\nts all 8 pretty ways-- ,sometyme he wolde gaspe ,:5 he sawe a waspe2 ,a fly or a gnat ,he wolde flye at t2 ,& prytely he wold pant ,:5 he saw an ant2 ,"l1 h[ he wolde pry ,aft] ! butt]fly6 ,"l1 h[ he wolde hop ,aft] ! gressop1 ,& :an ,i said ,phypp1 ,phypp1 ,?an he wolde lepe & skyp1 ,& take ane by ! lyp4 ,alas x w me slo ,t ,phillyp is gone we fro6 ,%e gives a long li/ ( birds1 :o are to att5d at 8 fun]al1 f :i* our nurs]y /ory ( cock-rob9 may be tak54 ,skelton seems to h be5 fond & obs]vant ( birds4 ,9 ,speke ,p>rot1 he ?us describes ,) my beeke b5t1 my lyttyl wanton eye1 ,my f$d]s fre%e z is ! emrawde gr5e1 ,ab\t my neck a cyrculet lyke ! ry*e rubye ,my lyttyl leggys1 my feet bo? fete & cl5e1 ,i am a mynyon to wayt uppon a qu5e2 ,my prop] p>rot my lyttyl prety foole1 ,) ladyes ,i l]ne & g ) !m to scole4 ,x w be obs]v$ t ! hum\r 9 ! above pieces is little sep>at$ f poetry4 ,9 ,elyn\r ,rummynge h[ev]1 we h some?+ und\bt$ly jocose1 & proportionally ru/ic & unc\?4 ,skelton adopt$1 z we h se51 a quick1 %ort metre1 some:at analog\s to ! ,swift ,iambics1 ( ! ,greek humori/s4 ,sometimes also he alt]nat$ ,lat9 ) ,engli% 9 a conceit n v uncommon t[>ds ! end ( ! f\rte5? & 9 ! fifte5? c5tury z-- ,fre]es1 fre]es1 wo ye be6 ,m9i/ri malorum1 ,= _m a mannes s\l br+e ye1 ,ad po5as inf]norum4 ,no "w became m popul> ?an ! ,%ip ( ,fools by ,seba/ian ,br&t4 ,x 0 publi%$ 9 ,g]many 9 #adid1 & 0 spe$ily translat$ into ,lat9 & ,fr5*4 ,alex&] ,b>clay alt]$ x s consid]ably 9 ! r5d]+ z almo/ to make a new "w1 especially applicable to ! /ate ( ?+s exi/+ 9 ?is c\ntry4 ,ers* & ,grb] speak ( ,br&t's fools z contemptible & loa?some1 & say :at he calls follies might be bett] describ$ z s9s & vices4 ,b "h & !re we meet ) t\*es ( hum\r 9 ! mi%aps & absurd actions ( ^? he c5sures4 ,! :ole "w is r ( a moral & religi\s complexion1 z ! foll[+ head+ ( ! poem w sugge/-- ,( newe fassions & disgis$ g>m5tes4 ,( ,av>yce & prodygalyte4 ,( vnpr(ytable /ody4 ,( lepynges & dauncis & ,folys t pas !yr tyme 9 su*e vanyte4 ,( ,pluralitees1 ( flatt]]s1 & glos]s4 ,( ! vyce ( sl\?4 ,( ,usur]s & ok]]s4 ,( ! extorcion ( knyghtis4 ,( follisske1 cokes1 & buttel]s4 ,lit]ature increas$ greatly 9 ! fifte5? c5tury1 & began to take t g5]al =m x aft]w>ds bore4 ,"o ( ! satires on ! fa%ions ( ! p]iod1 :i* 9 e age seem to h af=d$ mat]ials = mir?1 beg9s z foll[s-- ,ye pr[d gallonttes h]tlesse ,) y\r hyghe cappis witlesse1 ,& y\re s*ort g[nys ?riftlesse1 ,h br\ght ?is londe 9 gret hevynesse4 ,) y\re longe pek$ s*one4 ,!r= y\r ?rifte is almo/ don1 ,& ) y\re long "h into y\r ey5 ,h br\ght ?is londe to gret pyne4 ,!re is a good satire writt5 on a prie/ ab\t ! "t ( ! ,re=mation1 %[+ consid]able hum\r bo? 9 matt]1 language & v]sification4 ,x is call$ ,doctor ,d\bble ,ale4 ,a little episode is giv5 aris+ f ! prie/'s ignorance-- ,8 le>n+ is exce$+ ,ye may "k by 8 read+1 ,yet c\lde a cobbl]'s boy him tell ,t he r$ a wrong gospell ,:]=e 9 d$e he s]v$ him well1 ,he turn$ himselfe z r\nd z a ball1 ,& ) l\d voyce began to call1 ',is !re no con/able among y all ,to take ?is knave t do? me troble8' ,) t all 0 on a hubble %ubble1 ,!re 0 draw+ & dragg+1 ,!re 0 lugg+ & lagg+1 ,& snit*+ & snat*+1 ,& ket*+ & cat*+1 ,& s ! pore ladde1 ,to ! c\nt] !y _h1 ,"s wolde he %\ld be hang$1 ,or else he %ulde be wrang$2 ,"s sayd x 7 a good turne ,su* an h]etyke to burn4 ,a great _m ( ! humor\s poems writt5 aga9/ ! *ur* 7 republi%$ at ! "t ( ! ,re=mation to %[ t = c5turies ! misdo+s ( ! cl]gy _h be5 a s\rce ( comm5t4 ,9 ! ,sak full ( ,nuez--a r>e book#df ref]r$ to 9 #aege1 conta9+ a collection ( humor\s pieces ( a r\gh & rude "*--we f9d sev]al hits at ! exp5se ( ! *ur*4 ,a fri> us$ to visit ! h\se ( an old woman1 :o1 :5 he 0 com+1 v prud5tly hid :atev] %e _h to eat4 ,"o day com+ ) "s fri5ds1 he ask$ h] if %e _h n "s meat4 ,& %e said1 ',nay4' ',well1' quo? ! fri>1 'h y n a :et/one8' ',yea1' quo? ! woman1 ':at w y d ) x8' ',m>ry1' quo? he1 ',i w\ld make meat !re(4' ,!n %e br\ght a :et/one4 ,he ask$ h] likewise if %e _h n a fry+-pan4 ',yea1' said %e1 'b :at ! divil w ye d !re)8' ',m>ry1' said ! fry]1 'y %all see by & by :at ,i w d ) x2' & :5 he _h ! pan1 he set x on ! fire1 & put ! :et/one !re94 ',cocks-body1' said ! woman1 'y w burn ! pan4' ',no1 no1' quo? ! fry]1 'if y w give me "s eggs1 x w n burn at all4' ,b %e w\ld h _h ! pan f him1 :5 t %e saw ! pan 0 9 dang]2 b he w\ld n let h]1 b /ill urg$ h] to fet* him "s eggs1 :i* %e did4 ',tu%1' said ! fry]1 '"h are n en[1 g fet* t5 or twelve4' ,s ! good wife 0 con/rayn$ to fet* m1 = fe>e t ! pan %\ld burn1 & :5 he _h !m he put !m 9 ! pan4 ',n[1' quo? he1 'if y h no butt]1 ! pan w burn & ! eggs too4' ,s ! good-wife1 be+ v lo? to h h] pan burnt1 & h] eggs lo/1 %e fet*t him a di% ( butt]1 ! :i* he put into ! pan & made good meat !re(1 & br\ght x to ! table1 say+1 ',mu* good may x d y1 my ho/ess1 n[ may y say y h eat5 ( a butt]$ :et/one4' ,ano!r /ory runs z foll[s3-- ,!re 0 a prie/ 9 ! c\ntry1 :i* _h *ri/5$ a *ild2 & :5 he _h *ri/5$ x1 he & ! cl]k 7 bidd5 to ! dr9k+ t %\ld be !re1 & be+ !re1 ! prie/ drank & made s m]ry t he 0 q fox$1 & ?\ght to g home be=e he laid him d[n to sleep2 b1 hav+ gone a little way1 he grew s dr\sie t he c\ld g no fur!r1 b laid him d[n by a dit*-side1 s t 8 feet did hang 9 ! wat]1 & ly+ on 8 back1 ! moon %9$ 9 8 face2 ?us he lay till ! re/ ( ! company came f dr9k+1 :o1 z !y came home1 f\nd ! prie/ ly+ z a=esaid1 & !y ?\ght to get him away1 b d :at !y c\ld1 he w\ld n rise1 b said1 ',d n m$dle ) me1 = ,i lie v well1 & w n /ir h5ce be=e morn+1 b ,i pray lay "s m cloa!s on my feet1 & bl[ out ! c&le4' ,at fir/ x occasions u no little surprise to f9d ! cl]gy ( ! e>ly c5turies s prone to attack & ridicule "o ano!r1 b we mu/ rememb] t !re 0 !n no read+ public1 & t ! few copies ( books 9 exi/5ce 7 mo/ly )9 ! walls ( ! mona/]ies4 ,?us1 ! object ( ^! writ]s w\ld be l t ( ,/4 ,j]ome 9 8 lett]s1 n s mu* to disgrace ! ,*ur* z to improve its discipl9e4 ,we c also1 p]haps1 und]/& h[ ! conflicts betwe5 ! p>i% prie/s & monks l$ !m sometimes to c>icature ea* o!r 9 ! grotesque heads ( corbels & g>goyles2 nor does x surprise u t ,lu!r1 indignant & rude1 %\ld portray ! ,pope to ! public "u ! =m ( a jackass4 ,b h[ c we acc\nt = ! /range & pr(ane c>icatures :i* are s num]\s 9 ! /one & wood c>v+s ( our ca!drals8 ,9 ! scriptural ornam5tation ( ! ?irte5? c5tury 9 ,/rasburg ,ca!dral1 !re 0 ! repres5tation ( a fun]al p]=m$ by animals--a h>e c>ri$ ! tap]1 a wolf ! cross1 & a be> ! holy wat]--:ile 9 ano!r place a /ag 0 celebrat+ mass1 & an ass read+ ! gospel4 ,we (t5 f9d c>v+s 9 :i* foxes are habit$ z ecclesia/ics1 sometimes accompani$ by geese1 :o repres5t _! flock1 & ?us we c und]/& ! significance ( ! design 9 ,%]borne ,m9/] & ,well+bor\gh1 :]e two geese are hang+ a fox4 ,9 ,/4 ,m>y's1 ,bev]ley1 are two foxes dress$ z ecclesia/ics1 ea* hold+ a pa/oral /aff1 :ile a goose's head is peep+ out ( 8 hood4 ,at ,bo/on ,*ur* we f9d a fox 9 a cope & episcopal ve/m5ts1 seat$ on a ?rone1 & hold+ a pa/oral /aff1 :ile on ! "r is an ass hold+ a book = ! bi%op to read4 ,! fact 0 t no means 7 left untri$ by ! ,*ur* to make conv]ts & to obta9 a hold on ! p4 ,!y wi%$ to r5d] religion z attractive z possible1 & p]haps to direct & control t5d5cies :i* !y c\ld n de/roy4 ,x 0 !n a fav\rite doctr9e t ! end ju/ifi$ ! means--! ,roman ,*ur* in/itut$ p]secutions1 adopt$ hea!n rites1 & orda9$ fa/s & fe/ivals to impress ! m9d4 ,x is record$ t ,!ophylact ( ,con/ant9ople introduc$ into ! ,*ur*1 9 ! t5? c5tury1 ! lic5ti\s ,fea/ ( ,fools1 to wean ! p f ! revels ( _! old religion1 & h we n until late ye>s celebrat$ ! ,nativity ( our ,"l1 n only by games & frolics1 b gluttony & drunk5ness1 & riot\s proce$+s1 "u pagan misletoe6 ,i believe t among ! masses ( ! p ! ,roman saturnalia /ill survive4 ,we ne$ n !n be surpris$ t ! e>ly ,*ri/ians tri$ to recomm5d religion by unsuitable ornam5tation4 ,!y adopt$ all k9ds ( floral designs1 !y repres5t$ fables & romances4 ,9 ! old *ur* ( ,budleigh1 9 ,devon%ire--:i* ,sir ,walt] ,raleigh att5d$1 & :]e 8 head is buri$--all k9ds ( devices are repres5t$ on ! pews1 f a pair ( scissors to a man-(-w>1 includ+ a cook hold+ a %eep by ! tail4 ,x 0 only a /ep f ?is to introduce hum\r1 & z m5's feel+s _h n !n be5 *a/5$ or br\ght into ord] by reflection1 !y probably ov]look$ ! l[]+ t5d5cies ( levity4 ,^? :o came to laugh1 might rema9 to pray1 & s a /range crop ( incongruities g]m9at$ ^u ! sacr$ soil4 ,?us1 9 ,bev]ley ,m9/]1 we h a monkey rid+ ^u a h>e--a b$ridd5 goat1 ) a monkey act+ z doctor2 & at ,w9*e/] a bo> is play+ on ! fiddle1 :ile a "y pig is danc+4#dg ,ev5 sc5es ( drunk5ness & immorality are n always exclud$4 ,b ! pr9cipal repres5tations attribut$ human actions to birds & bea/s--p :o c\ld laugh at /ories ( ?is k9d1 c\ld also at depictions ( !m4 ,x may be ma9ta9$ t m5 7 !n highly emotional1 & dem&$ b little complexity or tru? 9 hum\r1 s t !y c\ld see some?+ amus+ 9 a bo> play+ ^u ! bagpipes1 or 9 su* a device z a mon/] compos$ ( two birds1 ) ! head ( a lion1 or ano!r ) a human head on a lion's body6 ,b !re mu/ h be5 some?+ m ?an ?is--"s peculi> e/imation ( animals to acc\nt = su* num]\s repres5tations4 ,!y 7 common 9 ! secul> ornam5tation ( ! day1 = in/ance1 9 a ,,ms4 copy ( ,froiss>t ( ! fifte5? c5tury1 !re is a draw+ ( a pig walk+ ^u /ilts1 play+ ! h>p1 & we>+ "o ( ! tall head-dresses !n 9 fa%ion4 ,?is love ( ! comic seems to h be5 fo/]$ by ! leisure & ! lively turn ( "s ecclesia/ics4 ,9 ! injunctions giv5 to ! ,briti% ,*ur* 9 ! ye> #fhj1 no bi%op is to all[ tricks or jocosities 7ludos vel jocos7 to be exhibit$ be=e him1 & lat] we read ( two monks1 ne> ,ox=d1 receiv+ a man hospitably1 ?9k+ he 0 a j\gleur1 & c\ld p]=m tricks1 b kick+ him out on f9d+ !mselves mi/ak54 ,we f9d "s ( ! monks amus+ !mselves ) cloi/] hum\r1 consi/+ pr9cipally ( logical p>adoxes2 :ile o!rs indulg$ 9 v]bal curiosities1 su* z ^? ( ,tryphiodorus1 ! lipogrammati/1 :o wrote an ,odyssey 9 tw5ty-f\r books )\t once us+ ! lett] ,a4 ,"s 7 m fond ( pictorial designs1 & c>v$ great figures on ! *alk d[ns1 su* z ! ,giant ( ,c]ne ,abbas1 9 ,dorset%ire1 & ! ,long ,man ( ,wilm+ton1 9 ,sussex4 ,z we f\nd reason to believe t ! e>lie/ k9d ( laught] 0 t ( pleasure1 s 9 ?is revival ( civilization1 we (t5 see hum\r reg>d$ z hav+ no influ5ce beyond t ( m9i/]+ to amusem5t4 ,! m9d 0 sc>cely equal to reg>d+ ?+s 9 m ?an "o light4 ,a je/ 0 (t5 view$ z entirely unimportant1 its levity & depreciatory "* be+ altoge!r ov]look$4 ,to ?is & to ! ho/ile elem5t !n v prom95t1 we may attribute ! c>icatures ( ! devil1 =m]ly s common4 ,be=e ! t5? c5tury1 ! devil 0 ?\ght too dreadful to be portray$1 b aft]w>ds1 z ! ,*ur* made a lib]al exhibition ( ! torm5ts ( hell1 ! idea occurr$ ( det]r+ (f5d]s by repres5t+ evil spirits 9 z frightful a =m z possible4 ,"s ?9k t su* figures 7 sugge/$ by ! ,roman satyrs1 b !y may h come f ,jewi% or ,runic s\rces4 ,!re is a m$ival /ory ( a monk hav+ c>v$ an image ( ! devil s mu* m repulsive ?an he really 01 t ! sable g5tleman call$ ^u him "o night to expo/ulate4 ,! monk1 h[ev]1 0 inexorable4 ,b ! /ory says fur!r t1 al?\gh ! holy man 0 pro( aga9/ ! entreaties ( ! devil1 he 0 n s well arm$ aga9/ ! fasc9ations ( ! fair1 & ow+ to 8 suff]+ a defeat at ! h&s ( ! latt] came aft]w>ds to be %ut up 9 prison4 ,! orig9al ( 8 portrait aga9 call$ ^u him1 & ! monk agre$ t1 if he w\ld obta9 8 release1 he w\ld repres5t him z a h&some fell[4 ,z times advanc$1 p began to fe> ! devil less1 & to be amus$ at ^! /range c>v+s4 ,f reg>d+ !m z ludicr\s1 x 0 only a /ep to make humor\s c>icatures--& !re c\ld be little h>m 9 ridicul+ ! ,devil4 ,?us we frequ5tly f9d imps & demons br\ght 9 to p]=m ! comic p>ts 9 ! ,*ur* my/]ies4 ,x 0 a %ort advance f ! ludicr\s to ! humor\s1 & ?us we f9d ! devil a m]ry fell[1 play+ all k9ds ( practical jokes on mank9d4 ,su* repres5tations w\ld n[ appe> r ludicr\s ?an humor\s1 & are seldom se51 except to amuse *ildr5 on ,val5t9e's ,day4 ,,*apt] ,,iii4 ,orig9 ( ,mod]n ,com$y--,ecclesia/ical ,buffoon]y--,j\gleurs & ,m9/rels--,c\rt ,fools--,monks' ,/ories--,! ,t\rnam5t ( ,tott5ham--,*auc]--,heywood--,roi/] ,doi/]--,gamm] ,gurton4 ,z ! e>ly drama ( ,greece arose f ! celebration ( religi\s rites1 s t ( mod]n times orig9at$ 9 ! *ur*4 ,?is does n seem s /range :5 we rememb] t religion is 9 connection ) ab/ract ?\ght1 & ) an ex]cise ( ! repres5tative p[]s ( ! m9d4 ,& if we ask h[ com$y c\ld h be5 ?us introduc$1 ! reply mu/ be t ! ideal ( =m] ages 0 v diff]5t f our own4 ,9 ! days :5 ! m9d 0 dull & inactive1 /rik+ illu/rations 7 v necess>y to awak5 int]e/ 9 moral & spiritual tea*+4 ,!y *ang$ 9 accordance ) ! progress ( ! times & c\ntry--sometimes ! m$ium 0 fables or o!r su* impossible fictions1 sometimes x 0 similitudes f nature1 z p>ables1 & sometimes dramatic p]=mances4 ,:atev] drama ! ,jews _h 0 ( a religi\s "*4 ,x is suppos$ by "s t ! words--,:5 y\r *ildr5 %all say unto y1 ',:at mean ye by ?is s]vice1' ref]s to "s commemorative repres5tation4 ,h[ev] ?is may be1 we "k t ab\t ! ye> #ajj ,b4,c41 ,ezekiel1 an ,alex&rian ,jew1 wrote a play 9 ,greek on ! ,exodus1 :i* some:at resembl$ a my/]y4 ,lu!r ?\ght t ! books ( ,judi? & ,tobit 7 orig9ally 9 a dramatic =m2 &1 ev5 among ! ,jews1 a comic elem5t 0 sometimes introduc$--z 9 ! anci5t ,ahasu]us' play at ! fea/ ( ,purim--) a view ( attract+ att5tion at a "t :5 p _h little reflection1 & 7 n v p>ticul> ab\t ! int]m+l+ ( utt]ly incongru\s feel+s1 :e!r religion & cruelty1 or religion & hum\r4 ,we h trac$ ! gradual decl9e ( ! drama 9 ,rome1 until x consi/$ b ( buffoon]ies & mimes2 & s its revival 9 mod]n times comm5c$ ) p]=mances 9 dumb %[1 ! l[ intellectual "* ( ! age be+ reflect$ 9 popul> exhibitions4 ,! mimi 7 p :o p]=m$ b>efoot$1 clo!d 9 sk9s ( animals1 ) %av5 heads1 & faces sme>$ ) soot4 ,! ,italians gradually came to reli% no?+ b a sort ( pantomime1 & x seems to h occurr$ to ! ,roman ,*ur*1 always ent]pris+ & fond ( adaptation1 t !y might turn ?is ta/e ( ! p to "s acc\nt4 ,accord+ly1 we read ( religi\s mumm+s 9 ,spa9 z e>ly z ! six? c5tury1 & 9 #abfd ! ,bro!rhood ( ! ,gonfalone 0 f\nd$ 9 ,italy to repres5t ! suff]+s ( ,*ri/ 9 dumb %[ & processions4#dh ,9 ,france ! p]=mance ( holy plays1 t]m$ ,my/]ies1 dates f ! conclusion ( ! f\rte5? c5tury1 :5 a company ( pilgrims f ! ,holy ,l&1 ) _! g[ns hung ) scallop %ells & images1 assi/$ at ! m>riage ( ,*>les ,,vi4 & ,isabella ( ,bav>ia4 ,!y 7 incorporat$ z a ,society 9 ,p>is to give dramatic ent]ta9m5ts1 & 7 kn[n z ! ,frat]nity ( ! ,passion4 ,orig9ally ! int5tion 0 to repres5t sc5es 9 ,scripture hi/ory1 b gradually !y introduc$ ,moralities--fanciful pieces 9 :i* ,god1 ! ,devil1 ! ,virtues1 c41 7 ! dramatis p]son4 ,9 "o ( ^!1 = in/ance1 ! ,devil invites ! ,follies to a banquet on _! arrival 9 hell4 ,:5 !y sit d[n ! table seems hospitably spread1 b z soon z !y beg9 to t\* ! food x all bur/s into flame1 & ! piece concludes ) fireworks4 ,we c see t a comic elem5t might easily be introduc$ into su* p]=mances4 ,b ,*>les ,,vi41 :o seems to h be5 fond ( all mimetic exhibitions1 =m$ ano!r company nam$ ,l',in/itution ,joyeuse1 compos$ ( ! sons ( ! be/ families 9 ,p>is1 :o1 "u ! "n ( ! ,enfans sans ,s\ci1 & presid$ ov] by ! ,pr9ce des ,sots1 made ,france laugh at ! follies ( ! day1 p]sonal & political4 ,! above m5tion$ religi\s frat]nity jo9$ ^! gay p]=m]s )\t app>5tly see+ any?+ objectionable 9 su* a connection1 & "u ! "n ( ! ,cl]cs de la ,bazo*e1 or cl]ks ( ! revels1 act$ ) !m alt]nately4 ,ev5 9 ! ,my/]ies1 an occasional elem5t ( hum\r 0 evid5tly introduc$1 al?\gh _m ?+s :i* w\ld appe> ludicr\s to u did n s affect ! p ( t day4 ,a t+e ( buffoon]y 0 ?\ght desirable4 ,?us 9 ! ,massacre ( ! ,holy ,innoc5ts1 a good deal ( scuffl+ takes place on ! /age1 especially :]e ! wom5 attack ) _! di/affs a l[ fool1 :o has reque/$ ,h]od to knight him t he may jo9 9 ! gallant adv5ture4 ,9 ,france !re 0 ,! ,fea/ ( ,asses1 9 :i* ! prie/s 7 attir$ l ! ,anci5t ,prophets1 & accompani$ by ,virgil6 ,balaam1 arm$ ) a trem5d\s pair ( spurs1 rode a wood5 ass1 9 :i* a man 0 enclos$4 ,rob]t ,grossete/e1 ,bi%op ( ,l9coln1 =bade ! celebration 9 *ur*es ( ! ,fea/ ( ,fools1 9 :i* ! cl]gy danc$ & ge/iculat$ 9 masks4 ,! ,my/]ies seem sometimes to h be5 ( extraord9>y l5g?1 = !re 0 a play call$ ,! ,creation1 p]=m$ at ,cl]k5well :i* la/$ eight days4 ,pageantry z well z hum\r--devices appeal+ to ! s5ses--7 l>gely employ$ to enliv5 ! exhibitions ( e>ly times4 ,9 ! ,*ri/mas games 9 ! reign ( ,edw>d ,i41 we f9d !y made use ( eighty tunics ( buckram ( v>i\s col\rs1 =ty-two vizors1 f\rte5 faces ( wom51 f\rte5 ( m51 & ! same numb] ( angels1 z well z imitations ( dragons1 peacocks1 & swans4 ,! tak+ ( ,con/ant9ople 9 #adec scatt]$ ! m5 ( le>n+ ?r\gh\t ! ,we/1 & l$ to a revival ( lit]ature4 ,! drama recomm5c$ ) repres5tations ( ! old plays ( ,plautus4 ,!y 7 p]=m$ at ! ,univ]sities1 & on /ate occasions1 z 9 #aebh1 :5 ,h5ry ,,viii4 _h a /age erect$ 9 8 great hall at ,gre5wi*4 ,b ! fir/ developm5t seems to h be5 9 ,spa91 :]e ! old ,romans _h left _! impress1 & :]e ! cruel games ( ! circus /ill survive 9 ! =m ( bull-fights4 ,lopez de ,reuda1 ( ,seville1 fir/ br\ght com$y on ! /age1 b ,c]vantes tells u t !n ! :ole w>drobe ( an actor consi/$ ( f\r %eep-sk9s1 trimm$ ) gilt lea!r1 f\r be>ds1 f\r wigs1 & f\r %eph]ds' crooks4 ,nev]!less1 aft] ! classical p]iod1 ,spa9 became ! rep]tory = ! com$ians ( ,europe4 ,s f> we h trac$ ! orig9 ( com$y z to public p]=mance4 ,we n[ come to consid] :at t5d5cies ( disposition op5$ ! way = x1 & l$ to its becom+ a bran* ( lit]ature4 ,! love ( amusem5t1 :i* is s /rong 9 man1 induc$ ! patronage1 :i* 9 e>ly times 0 ext5d$ to ! v>i\s k9ds ( pr(essors ( light arts4 ,9 ! days ( ,greece1 z 9 ^? ( ,rome1 !re 7 ball-play]s1 & m\ntebanks1 & we may rememb] an occasion on :i* ,t]5ce compla9$ t a rope-danc] _h entic$ away 8 audi5ce4 ,9 ,sp>ta !re 7 m5 :o repres5t$ ! tricks ( ?ieves & impo/ors 9 dances1 & ^: ent]ta9m5ts1 ?\gh poor1 7 sup]ior to t ( m]e m\ntebanks4 ,! mimes 7 a /ill great] improvem5t1 9 :i* a c]ta9 am\nt ( amus+ n>rative 0 illu/rat$ by dances1 songs1 contortions1 & z ! "n implies by mimicry4 ,we h se5 ,plato introduc+ mimi f ,greece1 & ,julius ,cs> int]e/+ himself 9 su* p]=m]s4 ,our m$ival fool has be5 trac$ to ! ,roman mime1 :o cont9u$ to please ! c\ntry-p ) co>se & debas$ repres5tations aft] ,rome _h fall51 & com$y _h p]i%$4 ,"s h ev5 giv5 a classic orig9 to our pantomime1 consid]+ h>lequ9 to be ,m]cury1 ! cl[n ,momus1 pantaloon ,*>on1 & columb9e ,psy*e4 ,! ,roman ,sannio & ,m&ucus c]ta9ly some:at correspond$ to our fool & cl[n1 ! latt] especially 9 8 gorm&is+ prop5sities4 ,b x is sc>cely necess>y to travel s f> back1 = ! desire = amusem5t has 9 all c\ntries produc$ an indig5\s supply4 ,c\rt-je/]s are he>d ( z e>ly z ! reign ( ,philip ( ,mac$on1 b !y seem to h be5 at fir/ little m ?an p>asites ( inf]ior rank & education4 ,9 ,roman times !y 7 little m ?an buffoons1#di & n v diff]5t f ! m$ival fools4 ,!y seem to h receiv$ nicknames1 & ,petronius describes a v l[ buffoon p]=m+ antics 9 a myrtle robe ) a belt r\nd 8 wai/4 ,z 9 anci5t times we f9d ,a*illes s++ to 8 lyre1 s ! ,engli% musicians & /ory-tell]s 7 orig9ally amateurs ( high rank4 ,we read ( ,k+ ,alfr$ *>m+ ! ,danes ) 8 m9/relsy4 ,s also 9 ! ,ar?urian leg5ds ,sir ,kaye is repres5t$ z amus+ ! company2 b at ! "t ( ,hoel ,dha's ,wel% laws1 ! b>d 0 paid1 = we read t ! k+ 0 to all[ him a horse & a wooll5 g>m5t1 & ! que5 to give him a l95 robe2 ! prefect ( ! palace is privileg$ to sit ne> him on fe/ivals & to h& him 8 h>p4 ,canute seems to h treat$ 8 scalds ) less c]emony1 = he ?reat5$ to put "o ( !m to dea? because he rec\nt$ 8 exploits 9 too %ort a poem1 b ! man escap$ by produc+ ?irty /rophes on ! subject next day4 ,! ,saxon gleem5 7 g5]ally ( humble orig9 & n only p]=m$ music1 b exhibit$ tricks4 ,s also among ! ,normans we f9d ! b>ons orig9ally amus+ "o ano!r ) gabs1 i4e4 boa/ful & exagg]at$ acc\nts ( _! a*ievem5ts4 ,b soon a great] am\nt ( leisure & luxury l$ !m to pay = amusem5t2 pr(ess$ musicians & /ory-tell]s 7 introduc$1 & 7 class$ ) ! m9i/ri or s]vants1 :5ce came ! "n m9/rel1 :i* 0 soon conf9$ to !m alone4 ,we f9d ,tallief] go+ be=e ,william ! ,conqu]or at ! battle ( ,ha/+s *ant+ ! brave de$s ( ,*>lemagne & mak+ a display ( skill 9 toss+ & cat*+ 8 sword & spe>4 ,?is union ( tricks & music became s common t ! words m9/rel & j\gleur 7 soon synonym\s1 ?\gh !re 0 orig9ally a di/9ction betwe5 !m4 ,! ^w j\gleur1 sometimes by mi/ake writt5 jongleur1 is d]iv$ f ! lat9 joculator4 ,?is class ( p 7 conjur]s1 z _! "n sugge/s1 & (t5 w5t ab\t ! c\ntry ) p]=m+ animals1 especially be>s & monkeys4 ,!y gradually add$ songs to _! accompli%m5ts1 :i* m assimilat$ !m to ! m9/rels1 & !y became connect$ )1 & 7 sometimes call$ tr\bad\rs4 ,9 ^! m9/rels or j\gleurs1 ?\gh sometimes /roll+ indep5d5tly1 be+ (t5 atta*$ to great h\seholds1 we f9d an elem5t ( ! dome/ic1 or z he is call$1 c\rt fool1 & we f9d ano!r 9 _! p]=mances be+ ( t primitive "*1 :i* appeals *iefly to ! p]ception ( ! s5ses4 ,= al?\gh ! jocul> "p1 orig9ally subord9ate1 _h be5 increas$1 x took s rude a =m t ! ludicr\s 0 n always easily di/+ui%$ f ! humor\s4 ,! ,fool 0 a /range mixture ( bo?1 v>y+ f a m]e idiot & butt to a man ( g5ius1 f> sup]ior to 8 ma/]s4 ,he made %rewd rem>ks1 & p]=m$ s5seless antics1 ! city fool1 on ,"l ,mayor's day1 0 to jump clo!s & all into a l>ge b[l ( cu/>d4 ,to a c]ta9 ext5t he g5]ally correspond$ ) 8 "n 9 hav+ "s m5tal weakness or ecc5tricity1 & x 0 a recomm5dation if he 7 dw>fi% or de=m$4 ,he wore a motley suit ( discordant col\rs to make him ridicul\s1 & correspond ) ! incongruity ( 8 m9d & actions--a dress simil> to ! hundr$ pat*$ paniculus c5tunculus ( ! ,roman mimes4 ,sometimes he wore a petticoat or calf-sk9 to resemble an idiot4 ,f9ally1 he _h 8 head %av$ & wore a c[l to make him l a monk1 z 8 buffoon]ies w\ld ?us h a /rang] "*1 & ! nobles _h no great affection = ! *ur*4#ej ,! dome/ic fool 0 common 9 ! f\rte5? & fifte5? c5turies up to ! "t ( ,l\is ,,xiv42 b x is said t !re 7 su* m5 at ! ,c\rt ( ,l\is le ,dbonnaire4 ,giraldus ,cambr5ses writes t :5 he 0 prea*+ = ! ,crusades 9 ,s\? ,wales1 "o ,john ,spang :o by simulat+ fatuity1 & hav+ a quick tongue 0 wont to be a great com=t to ! c\rt1 said to ,resus1 ! k+3 ,y %\ld be greatly indebt$ to y\r relative ! ,ar*deacon = s5d+ a hundr$ ( y\r m5 to day to foll[ ,*ri/1 & if he _h spok5 ,wel% ,i d n believe t "o ( all y\r p w\ld rema9 to y4 ,?is 0 t[>ds ! end ( ! twelf? c5tury1 b x does n seem cle> t ,john ,spang 0 a c\rt je/]4 ,we may fairly consid] t ! in/itution ( ! dome/ic fools1 ! employm5t ( m51 :o pr(ess$ jocul>ity z a bran* ( art di/9ct f music & leg]dema9 increas$ m5tal activity1 & a gr[+ desire = hum\r4 ,b ! m5 :o made je/+ _! pr(ession 7 g5]ally reg>d$ ) contempt1 & an ,act ( ,p>liam5t 9 ! reign ( ,edw>d ,,iii4 ord]$ /roll]s ( ?is k9d to be :ipp$ out ( ! t[n4 ,an old satire writt5 at ! "t ( ! ,re=mation br+s toge!r actors1 du/m51 juggl]s1 conjur]s1 & sell]s ( indulg5ces4 ,b we want some?+ m ?an wits & droll]ies1 & ev5 public p]=mances1 to complete our idea ( ,com$y4 ,we mu/ h lit]>y composition & arti/ic con/ruction4 ,f songs ( w>like a*ievem5ts su* z 7 *ant$ by ! old scald]s to *e] _! *iefs ov] ! b[l1 !re arose by degrees fanciful tales ) :i* ! ,saxons & _! successors amus$ !mselves aft] _! d9n]1 & r\nd ! blaz+ he>?4 ,9 ! t5? c5tury ! cl]gy f\nd /ories to amuse ! po/-pr&ial h\r--extravagant1 indelicate1 or pr(ane--su* 7 ! times1 b m>k+ improv$ activity ( ?\ght4 ,?us !y enjoy$ su* a tale z t a prophet w5t to ,h]ig] 7,ar*bi%op ( ,may5ce ab\t #ibj7 & told him he _h be5 to ! ne!r _w1 a place1 he said1 surr\nd$ by woods4 ,! ,ar*bi%op repli$ t1 if t 0 ! case1 he w\ld s5d 8 lean sw9e !re to eat acorns4 ,! prophet add$ t aft]w>ds he w5t to heav51 & saw ,*ri/ & 8 sa9ts sitt+ at table & eat+2 ,john ! ,bapti/ 0 ! butl]1 & s]v$ ! w9e1 & ,/4 ,pet] 0 ! cook4 ,! ,ar*bi%op ask$ ! /rang] h[ he f>$ himself1 & on 8 say+ t he sat 9 ! corn] & /ole a piece ( liv]--,h]ig] in/ead ( prais+ 8 sanctity ord]$ him to be ti$ to a /ake1 & flogg$ = !ft4 ,! ,supp]1 z old z ! t5? c5tury1 is ano!r humor\s description4 ,a grave assembly ( scriptural *>act]s1 f ,adam & ,eve d[nw>ds1 are invit$1 ,ca9 sits on a pl\gh1 ,abel on a milk-pail c42 two1 ,paul & ,esau1 are oblig$ to /& = want ( room1 & ,job compla9s ( hav+ no?+ to sit on b a dunghill4 ,jonah is "h ! butl]4 ,samson br+s honey to ! dess]t1 & ,adam apples-- ,tunc ,adam poma m9i/rat1 ,samson favi dulcia4 ,david cy?>um p]cussit1 et ,m>ia tympana1 ,judi? *oreas ducebat et ,jubal psalt]ia ,asael metra canebat1 saltabat ,h]odias4#ea ,?us /ories1 by degrees1 began to be n only compos$1 b writt51 & al?\gh n int5d$ = act+1 to be dignifi$ ) ! old "n ( ,com$ies4 ,su* poems 7 writt5 by ,rob]t ,ba/on1 :o accompani$ ,edw>d ,,ii4 to ,scotl&4 ,! ,t\rnam5t ( ,tott5ham is a m]ry /ory ( ?is k9d1 writt5 9 ! reign ( ,h5ry ,,vi4 ,x is full ( a r\gh k9d ( ho/ile hum\r1 & %[s ! sort ( ?+s :i* amus$ at t "t4 ,"h we h a burlesque ^u ! de$s ( *ivalry4 ,a mock t\rnam5t is held1 ! prize is to be ! ,reve ( ,tott5ham's daught]1 a brood h51 a dun c[1 a grey m>e1 & a spott$ s[4 ,! combatants--cl[ns & ru/ics--provide !mselves ) flails1 & poles1 & %eep sk9s ,!y arm$ ?am 9 mattes2 ,!y set on !r nollys 7heads7 ,= to kape !r pollys1 ,gode blake bollys 7b[ls7 ,= t' batryng ( battes 7cudgels74 ,! fi]c5ess ( ! combat is describ$3 ,& fewe wordys spok51 ,!re 7 flayles al to-slat]$1 ,!r 7 s*eldys al to-flatr$1 ,bollys & dys*es al to-s*atr$1 ,& _m h$ys brokyn4 ,we f9d "s specim5 ( ! k9d ( tales call$ ,com$ies1 :i* prec$$ act$ ,com$y1 9 ! works ( ,*auc]1 :o di$ 9 #adjj4 ,sc>cely any "p ( ,*auc]'s writ+s w\ld raise a laugh at ! pres5t day1 ?\gh !y might a blu%4#eb ,b he 0 by no means a man :o revell$ 9 indelicacy4 ,we may suppose t he 0 mod]ate = ! "t 9 :i* he liv$1 & :5 he makes an (f5sive allusion1 he usually adds "s excuse = x4 ,! antiquat$ language 9 :i* 8 works are writt5 prev5ts our n[ appreciat+ mu* ( ! hum\r !y conta9$2 g5]ally1 !re is m ref9em5t & grace 9 8 writ+s4 ,no d\bt at ! "t he 0 ?\ght witty1 & 8 t5d5cy 9 ?is direction is %[n by 8 praise ( mir? 9 ! ,romaunt ( ! ,rose4 ,full faire 0 mir?1 full long & high1 ,a fair] man ,i nev] sigh3 ,z r\nd z apple 0 8 face1 ,full roddie & :ite 9 e place1 ,fetis he 0 & well besey1 ,) meetly m\? & ey5 gray1 ,8 nose by measure wr\ght full "r1 ,crispe 0 8 haire1 & eke full bright1 ,8 %\ld]es ( l>ge tr$e ,& smalli% 9 ! girdle/$e3 ,he seem$ l a purtreiture1 ,s noble 0 he ( 8 /ature1 ,s faire1 s jolly1 & s fetise ,) limmes wr\ght at po9t devise1 ,deliv] sm>t1 & ( great might2 ,ne saw ?\ nev] man s light ,( b]d unne? _h he no?+1 ,= x 0 9 ! fir/e spr+1 ,full "y he 0 & m]ry ( ?\ght1 ,& 9 samette ) birdes wr\ght ,& ) golde beat5 full fet\sly ,8 bodie 0 clad full ri*ely4 ,wr\ght 0 8 robe 9 /raunge gise ,& all slittt]$ = que9tise ,9 _m a place1 l[ & hie1 ,& %ode he 0 ) great mai/rie ,) %oone decop$ & ) lace1 ,by drurie & by solace ,8 leefe a ros5 *apelet ,_h made1 & on 8 head x set4 ,he speaks 9 equally high t]ms ( ,dame ,gladnesse4 ,we c appreciate ,*auc]'s address to 8 empty purse-- ,to y my purse1 & to none o!r wight ,compla9e ,i1 = ye be my lady d]e1 ,i am sorry n[ t ye be light1 ,= c]tes ye n[ make me heauy *]e ,me 7 z lefe laid vpon a b]e1 ,= :i* vnto y\r m]cy ?us ,i crie ,be heauy aga9e or els mote ,i die4 ,n[ v\*safe ?is day or x be night ,t ,i ( y ! blissful s[ne may "h1 ,or see y\r col\r l ! sunne bright ,t ( yel[ness _h neu] p]e2 ,ye be my life1 ye be my h]tes /]e ,que5 ( com=t1 & good companie ,be heauy aga9e1 or els mote ,i die4 ,n[ purse t art to me my liues delight ,& saui\r1 z d[ne 9 ?is _w "h1 ,out ( ?is t[ne helpe me by y\r might ,si? t y woll n be my treasure1 ,= ,i am %ave z n]e z any fr]e1 ,b ,i pray vnto y\r curtesie ,be heauy aga9e1 or els mote ,i die4 ,*auc] 0 v fond ( allegory4 ,?is is especially visible n only 9 ! ,romaunt ( ! ,rose1 b 9 ! ,c\rt ( ,love1 ,fl[] & ,leaf1 ! ,h\se ( ,fame1 & ! ,cuckoo & ,night+ale4 ,9 ! ,assembly ( ,f[ls we h a fable4 ,*auc] 0 atta*$ to ! s]vice ( ,john ( ,gaunt1 :i* may h l$ to 8 attack+ ! cl]gy1 b 9 8 y\? he 0 f9$ two %ill+s = beat+ a ,franciscan fri> 9 ,fleet ,/reet4 ,he fav\r$ ,wickliffe1 & 0 = ?is reason ev5tually oblig$ to flee ! c\ntry2 b he return$ & obta9$ remun]ative appo9tm5ts4 ,x is said t on 8 dea?-b$ he lam5t$ ! enc\ragem5t :i* vice might receive f 8 writ+s1 b _! indelicacy 0 n really great = ! age 9 :i* he liv$4 ,h5ry ,heywood has be5 call$ ! ,fa!r ( ,engli% ,com$y1 & he 0 c]ta9ly "o ( ! fir/ t wrote orig9al dramas1 repres5t+ ! ord9>y social life ( ?is c\ntry4 ,8 pieces1 :i* all appe>$ be=e #aeej1 7 %ort & simple1 & seem to u v defici5t 9 delicacy & hum\r4 ,b 9 8 day he 0 consid]$ a great wit1 & z a c\rt-je/] drew _m a lu/y laugh f old ,k+ ,hal1 & c\ld ev5 soo! ! rugg$ br[ ( ! fanatical ,m>y4 ,"o ( 8 be/ say+s 0 address$ to h]4 ,:5 ! ,que5 told ,heywood t ! prie/s mu/ =ego _! wives1 he answ]$4 ,!n y\r ,grace mu/ all[ !m lemans1 = ! cl]gy _c live )\t sauce4 ,he 0 call$ ! epigrammati/1 b ! great] "p ( 8 je/s seem to h little po9t4 ,"s ( !m h be5 attribut$ to ,sir ,?omas ,m4 ,"o ( ! e>lie/ ,engli% com$ies writt5 by ,ni*olas ,udall1 & f\nd ent]$ 9 ! books ( ! ,/ation]s' ,company 9 ! ye>1 #aeff1 is ,roy/] ,doi/]4 ,:i* aga9/ ! vayne glori\s do? invey ,^: hum\r ! roy/+ sort cont9ually do? fe$e4 ,! play turns on ,ralph ,roy/] ,doi/]--a conceit$ fool--?9k+ e woman mu/ fall 9 love ) him4 ,mu* ( ! hum\r is ac\/ic1 & dep5ds on repetitions-- ,!n twang ) our sonnets1 & twang ) our dumps1 ,& hey h\gh = our he>t1 z heavie z lead lumps4 ,!n to our record] ) toodle doodle poope1 ,z ! h[let out ( an yvie bu%e %\ld hoope ,anon to our gitt]ne1 ?rumpl$um1 ?rumpl$rum ?rum1 ,?rumpl$um1 ?rumpl$um1 ?rumpl$um1 ?rumpl$um1 ?rum4 ,roy/] is dup$ into s5d+ ,cu/ance a love-lett]1 tell+ h] t he seeks only h] =tune1 & t he w annoy h] 9 e way aft] m>riage4 ,on discov]+ ! deception1 he det]m9es to take v5geance on ! scribbl] :o wrote ! love-lett] = him3-- ,yes1 = al?\gh he _h z _m lives ,z a ?\s&e wid[es & a ?\s&e wives1 ,z a ?\s&e lyons & a ?\s&e rattes1 ,a ?\s&e wolves & a ?\s&e cattes1 ,a ?\s&e bulles1 & a ?\s&e calves ,& a ?\s&e legions divid$ 9 halves1 ,he %all nev] 'scape dea? on my sworde's po9t ,?\gh ,i %\lde be torne !re=e joynt by joynt4 ,:]e he prep>es to puni% ,cu/ance & h] fri5ds = refus+ him1 !re is a play on ! ^w /omacke--us$ = c\rage3 ,ralph ,roy/]4 ,yea1 !y %all "k1 & ?\ kn[e/ ,i h a /omacke4 ,m4,m4 ,a /omacke 7quod y7 y1 z good z ere man _h4 ,r4 ,roy/]4 ,i tr[e !y %all f9de & feele t ,i am a lad4 ,m4,m4 ,by ?is crosse ,i h se5e y eate y\r meat z well4 ,z any t ere ,i h se5e (1 or he>d tell1 ,a /omacke quod y8 he t w t d5ie1 ,i "k 0 nev] at dynn] 9 y\r companie4 ,r4 ,roy/]4 ,nay1 ! /omacke ( a man x is t ,i meane4 ,m4,m4 ,nay1 ! /omacke ( a horse or a dogge ,i we5e4 ,r4 ,roy/]4 ,nay1 a man's /omacke ) a weapon mean ,i4 ,m4,m4 ,t5 m5 c sc>ce mat* y ) a spoon 9 a pie4 ,gamm] ,gurton's ,ne$le 0 act$ 9 #aeeb4 ,x be>s m>ks ( an e>ly "t 9 its words be+ co>sely indelicate1 b n amatory4 ,! hum\r is t ( bl[s & insults & we may obs]ve ! great value !n atta*$ to ne$les4 ,x is a "r pi?y1 pleasant & m]ry com$y--a c\ntry /ory ( an old dame :o loses h] ne$le :5 sew+ a pat* on ! seat ( h] s]vant ,hodge's bree*es4 ,! cat's misdo+s int]rupt h]1 & h] ne$le is lo/4 ,! hunt = ! ne$le is amus+1 & ,gamm] ,gurton & ,dame ,*at1 :om %e suspects ( hav+ /ol5 x1 abuse & call ea* o!r wit*es4 ,hodge1 ! man ) ! pat*$ bree*es enc\rages ,gamm] ,gurton1 :o seems little to require x4 ,smite1 ,i say ,gamm]1 ,bite1 ,i say ,gamm]1 ,:]e be y\r nails8 ,claw h] by ! jawes ,pull me out bo? h] ey54 ,hoise h]1 s\se h]1 b\nce h]1 tr\nce h]1 ,pull out h] ?rott4 ,on "s "o giv+ ,hodge a good slap1 ! ne$le runs into him1 & is ?us happily f\nd4 ,at ! op5+ ( ! second act ( ,gamm] ,gurton !re is a dr9k+ song1 :i* des]ves notice z x 0 ! fir/ writt5 9 ,engli%1-- ,i _c eat b little meat ,my /omack is n good3 ,b sure ,i ?9k t ,i c dr9k ,) him t we>s a hood4 ,?\gh ,i g b>e1 take ye no c>e ,i no?+ am a colde2 ,i /uff my sk9 s full )9 ,( ioly good ale & olde4 ,backe & side g b>e1 g b>e1 ,boo? foot & h& g colde2 ,b belly1 ,god s5d !e good ale in\ghe1 ,:e!r x be new or olde2 ,i love no ro/1 b a nut br[ne to/e ,& a crab laid 9 ! fire2 ,a little bread %all d me /ead ,mo*e bread ,i noght desire4 ,no fro/1 no sn[1 no w9d ,i tr[e ,c hurt me if ,i wolde4 ,i am s wrapt & ?r[ly lapt ,( ioly good ale & olde4 ,backe & side1 c4 ,& ,tib my wife1 t z h] life ,love? well good ale to seeke1 ,full (t dr9kes %ee1 till ye may see ,! te>es run d[ne h] *eeke4 ,!n do? %e tr[le to me ! b[le ,ev5 z a mault-worm %olde1 ,& sai? 'sweet he>t ,i tooke my "p ,( ?is ioly good ale & olde4' ,backe & side1 c4 ,n[ let !m dr9ke1 till !y nod & w9ke1 ,ev5 z good fell[s %\ld d2 ,!y %all n misse to h ! blisse ,good ale do? br+ m5 to4 ,& al goode s[les t h sc\r$ b[les1 ,or h !m lu/ely trolde1 ,god save ! lives ( !m & _! wives ,:e!r !y be yong or olde4 ,backe & side1 c4 ,,*apt] ,,iv4 ,,rob]t ,,gre5e4 ,rob]t ,gre5e--,fri> ,bacon's ,demons--,! ,look+ ,glasse--,na% & ,h>vey4 ,"o ( ! pr9cipal humori/s at ?is "t 0 ,rob]t ,gre5e1 born at ,norwi* ab\t #aefj4 ,he 0 educat$ at ,cambridge1 & 0 g5]ally /yl$ ,rob]t ,gre5e1 ,mai/] ( ,artes4 ,e>ly 9 life he became1 z he tells u1 an au?or ( playes & a p5n] ( love pamphlets4 ,f ! titles ( "s ( !m1 & f 8 motto1 ,omne tulit punctum qui miscuit utile dulci1 x is evid5t t !y 7 int5d$ to be humor\s4 ,?us1 8 ,euphues pr(esses to conta9 ,mir? to purge ,melan*oly2 8 ,quips = an ,vp/>t ,c\rti] is ,a ,qua9t ,dispute betwe5 ,velvet-bree*es & ,clo?-bree*es1 & 8 ,notable ,discov]y ( ,coosnage has a delightfull disc\rse ( ! coosnage ( ,colli]s2 8 ,second & la/ "p ( conny-cat*+ has new additions conta9+ _m m]ry tales ( all lawes wor? ! read+1 because !y are wor?y to be rememb]$4 ,disc\rs+ /range cunn+ coosnage1 :i* if y reade )\t laugh+1 ,ile give y my cap = a ,noble4 ,b 9 all ^! works !re is b little hum\r1 & :at we le>n 9 read+ !m is1 t a v small am\nt ( x 0 !n ?\ght consid]able1 & t /ories1 :i* we %\ld ?9k slightly ent]ta9+1 appe>$ 9 t simple age to be v +5i\s & ev5 comic4 ,9 ! ,comicall ,hi/orie ( ,alphonsus1 ,k+ ( ,arragon1 we d n f9d any?+ t c\ld h possibly be5 humor\s1 unless ! speak+ ( a braz5 head1 & ! lett+ ,v5us d[n f ,heav5 & draw+ h] up aga91 c\ld h be5 s reg>d$4 ,gre5e is *>act]i/ic ( 8 "t 9 8 love ( introduc+ magic & en*ant]s1 & ( *>act]s f classic & scripture hi/ory4 ,9 ! ,look+-,glasse = ,london & ,engl&1 9 :i* our metropolis is comp>$ to ,n9eveh1 we h angels & magicians br\ght 94 ,a h& out ( a cl\d ?reat5e? a burn+ sword1 & ,jonas is ca/ out ( ! :ale's belly ^u ! /age4 ,gre5e is fond ( introduc+ devils4 ,9 ,! ,hon\rable ,hi/orie ( ,fri] ,bacon & ,fri] ,bongay1 ,ralph says1 ,:y1 ,sirrah ,n$ we'll ride to ,ox=d to ,fri> ,bacon4 ,o6 he is a brave s*ol>1 sirrah2 !y say he is a brave necromanc]1 t he c make wom5 ( devils1 & he c juggle cats into co/]-mong]s4 ,fur!r on 9 ! same play a devil & ,miles1 ,bacon's s]vant1 ent]4 ,miles4 ,a s*ol>1 quo? y2 m>ry1 ,sir1 ,i w\ld ,i _h be5 a bottle mak]1 :5 ,i 0 made a s*ol>1 = ,i c get nei!r to be a deacon1 read]1 nor s*oolma/]4 ,no1 n ! cl]k ( ! p>i%4 ,"s call me dunce1 ano!r sai? my head is full ( ,lat91 z an egg's full ( oatmeal3 ?us ,i am torm5t$ t ! devil & ,fri> ,bacon haunt me4 ,good ,"l1 "h's "o ( my ma/]'s devils6 ,i'll g speak to him4 ,:at ,ma/] ,plutus1 h[ *e] y8 ,d4 ,do/ "k me8 ,m4 ,"k y1 ,sir8 ,:y are n y "o ( my ma/]'s devils1 t 7 wont to come to my ma/]1 ,doctor ,bacon at ,braz5-,nose8 ,d4 ,yes1 m>ry am ,i4 ,m4 ,good ,"l1 ,ma/] ,plutus1 ,i h se5 y a ?\s& times at my ma/]'s2 & yet ,i _h nev] ! mann]s to make y dr9k4 ,b1 ,sir1 ,i am glad to see h[ com=mable y are to ! /atutes4 ,i w>rant y he's z yeomanly a man z y %all see2 m>k y1 ma/]s1 "h's a pla9 hone/ man )\t welt or gu>d4 ,b ,i pray y ,sir1 d y come lately f hell8 ,d4 ,ay1 m>ry1 h[ !n8 ,m4 ,fai?1 'tis a place ,i h desir$ long to see3 h y n good tippl+ h\ses !re8 ,may n a man h a lu/y fire !re1 a good pot ( ale1 a pair ( c>ds1 a sw++ piece ( *alk1 & a br[n toa/ t w clap a :ite wai/coat on a cup ( good dr9k4 ,d4 ,all ?is y may h !re4 ,m4 ,y are = me1 fri5d1 & ,i am = y4 ,b ,i pray y1 may ,i n h an (fice !re8 ,d4 ,yes1 a ?\s&2 :at w\ld/ ?\ be8 ,m4 ,by my tro?1 ,sir1 9 a place :]e ,i may pr(it myself4 ,i "k hell is a hot place1 & m5 are m>vell\s dry1 & mu* dr9k is sp5t !re4 ,i w\ld be a tap/]4 ,9 "o play ,gre5e introduces a c\rt-fool1 & he mixes ) ! /upidity & knav]y ( 8 cl[ns1 a sort ( artificial philosophy & argum5tative +5uity1 :i* sav\rs mu* ( ! old je/]s4 ,9 ,james ! ,f\r? ,slipp] says3-- ,o mi/ress1 mi/ress1 may ,i turn a ^w ^u y8 ,c\ntess4 ,fri5d1 :at wilt ?\8 ,slipp]4 ,o6 :at a happy g5tlewoman be y truly2 ! _w reports ?is ( y1 mi/ress1 t a man c no soon] come to y\r h\se1 b ! butl] comes ) a black-jack1 & says1 ,welcome1 fri5d1 "h's a cup ( ! be/ = y1 v]ily1 mi/ress1 y are said to h ! be/ ale 9 all ,scotl&4 ,c\ntess4 ,sirrah1 g fet* him dr9k an att5dant br+s dr9k4 ,h[ like/ ?\ ?is8 ,slip4 ,l x mi/ress6 :y ?is is qu9cy qu>ie1 pepp] de wat*et1 s+le goby1 ( all t ev] ,i ta/$4 ,i'll prove 9 ?is ale1 & toa/ ! compass ( ! :ole _w4 ,fir/1 ?is is ! e>?2 x ties 9 ! middle a fair br[n toa/1 a goodly c\ntry = hungry tee? to dwell ^u2 next ?is is ! sea1 a fair pool = a dry tongue to fi% 92 n[ come ,i1 & see+ ! _w is naught1 ,i divide x ?us3 & because ! sea _c /& )\t ! e>?1 z ,ari/otle sai?1 ,i put !m bo? into _! fir/ *aos1 :i* is my belly1 & s1 mi/ress1 y may see y\r ale is become a miracle4 ,fur!r on ,slipp] aga9 %[s 8 read9ess 9 dialogue-- ,sir ,b>tram4 ,ho1 fell[6 /ay & let me speak ) !e4 ,slip4 ,fell[6 fri5d ?\ do/ abuse me3 ,i am a g5tleman4 ,sir ,b4 ,a g5tleman6 h[ s8 ,slip4 ,:y1 ,i rub horses1 ,sir4 ,sir ,b4 ,& :at ( t8 ,slip4 ,o simple-witt$6 m>k my reason4 ,!y t d good s]vice 9 ! commonweal are g5tlem51 b su* z rub horses d good s]vice 9 ! commonweal1 ergo1 t>box1 ma/] c\rti]1 a horse-keep] is a g5tleman4 ,sir ,b4 ,"h is ov] mu* wit 9 good e>ne/4 ,b1 sirrah1 :]e is ?y ma/]8 ,slip4 ,nei!r above gr\nd nor "u gr\nd2 draw+ out r$ into :ite1 swall[+ t d[n )\t *aw+1 :i* 0 nev] made )\t tread+4 ,sir ,b4 ,:y1 :]e is he !n8 ,slip4 ,:y 9 8 cell>1 dr9k+ a cup ( neat & brisk cl>et 9 a b[l ( silv]4 ,oh1 ,sir1 ! w9e runs trillill d[n 8 ?roat1 :i* co/ ! poor v9tn] _m a /amp be=e x 0 made4 ,b ,i mu/ h5ce1 ,sir1 ,i h ha/e4 ,sir ,b]tram intimates t he wants 8 assi/ance1 & w pay him4 ,slip4 ,a good ^w1 ?\ ha/ won me2 ?is ^w is l a w>m caudle to a cold /oma*4 ,sir ,b4 ,sirrah1 wilt ?\ = money & rew>d ,convey me c]ta9 lett]s1 out ( h&1 ,f out ?y ma/]'s pocket8 ,slip4 ,w ,i1 ,sir8 ,:y 7 x to rob my fa!r1 hang my "m1 or any su* l trifles1 ,i am at y\r comm&m5t1 ,sir4 ,:at w y give me1 ,sir8 ,sir ,b4 ,a hundr$ p\nds4 ,slip4 ,i am y\r man2 give me e>ne/4 ,i am dead at a pocket1 ,sir2 :y ,i am a lift]1 ma/]1 by occupation4 ,sir ,b4 ,a lift]6 :at is t8 ,slip4 ,:y1 ,sir1 ,i c lift a pot z well z any man1 & pick a purse z soon z any ?ief 9 ! c\ntry4 ,^! humor\s *>act]s rem9d u a little ( ! slaves & p>asites 9 ,roman com$y1 ( :om1 no d\bt1 ,gre5e _h read4 ,8 amus+ fell[s are free liv]s1 & fond ( w9e l himself4 ,9 ! ,look+-,glasse above m5tion$1 ,n9eveh repres5ts ,london1 & a fa/ be+ proclaim$1 we f9d ,adam1 a smi?'s j\rneyman1 try+ to evade x4 7,ent] ,adam solus1 ) a bottle ( be] 9 "o slop 7tr\s]7 & a great piece ( beef 9 ! o!r47 ,adam4 ,well1 goodman ,jonas1 ,i w\ld y _h nev] come f ,jewry to ?is c\ntry2 y h made me look l a lean rib ( roa/ beef1 or l ! picture ( ,l5t1 pa9t$ ^u a r$-h]r+'s cob4 ,alas6 ma/]s1 we are comm&$ by ! proclamation to fa/ & pray6 ,by my tro?1 ,i c\ld prettily s1 s away ) pray+1 b = fa/+1 :y 'tis s contr>y to my nature1 t ,i _h r suff] a %ort hang+ ?an a long fa/+4 ,m>k me1 ! words be ^!3 ?\ %alt take no mann] ( food = s _m days4 ,i _h z lief he %\ld h said1 ?\ %alt hang ?yself = s _m days4 ,& yet1 9 fai?1 ,i ne$ n f9d fault ) ! proclamation1 = ,i h a butt]y & a pantry & a kit*5 ab\t me2 = pro(1 ecce signum6 ,?is "r slop is my pantry1 behold a man*et2 ?is place is my kit*51 = lo6 a piece ( beef4 ,o6 let me repeat t sweet ^w aga96--= lo6 a piece ( beef4 ,?is is my butt]y1 = see1 see1 my fri5ds1 to my great joy a bottle ( be]4 ,?us1 alas6 ,i make %ift to we> out ?is fa/+2 ,i drive away ! "t4 ,b !re g se>*]s ab\t to seek if any man breaks ! k+'s comm&4 ,o1 "h !y be2 9 ) y\r victuals1 ,adam4 7,ent] two ,se>*]s47 #a/ ,se>*]4 ,h[ duly ! m5 ( ,n9eveh keep ! proclamation6 h[ !y are arm$ to rep5tance6 ,we h se>*$ ?r\gh ! :ole city1 & h n z yet f\nd "o t breaks ! fa/4 #bnd ,se>4 ,! sign ( ! m grace2 b /ay1 !re sits "o1 me?9ks at 8 pray]s2 let u see :o x is4 #a/ ,se>4 ',tis ,adam1 ! smi?'s man4 ,h[1 n[1 ,adam8 ,adam4 ,tr\ble me n2 ?\ %alt take no mann] ( food1 b fa/ & pray4 #a/ ,se>4 ,h[ dev\tly he sits at 8 orisons6 ,b /ay1 me?9ks ,i feel a smell ( "s meat or bread ab\t him4 #bnd ,se>4 ,s ?9ks me too4 ,y1 ,sirrah1 :at victuals h y ab\t y8 ,adam4 ,victuals6 ,o horrible blasphemy6 ,h9d] me n ( my pray]1 nor drive me n into a *ol]4 ,victuals8 :y he>de/ ?\ n ! s5t5ce1 ?\ %alt take no food1 b fa/ & pray8 #bnd ,se>4 ,tro?1 s x %\ld be2 b1 me?9ks1 ,i smell meat ab\t !e4 ,adam4 ,ab\t me1 my fri5ds8 ^! words are actions 9 ! case4 ,ab\t me8 no6 no6 hang ^? gluttons t _c fa/ & pray4 #a/ ,se>4 ,well1 = all y\r words we mu/ se>* y4 ,adam4 ,se>* me8 take he$ :at y d6 my hose are my ca/les2 'tis burgl>y if y break ope a slop2 no (fic] mu/ lift up an iron hat*2 take he$1 my slops are iron4 #bnd ,se>4 ,o1 villa96 ,see h[ he ha? gott5 victuals--bread1 beef & be]1 :]e ! k+ comm&$ ^u pa9 ( dea? none %\ld eat = s _m days1 n ! suck+ infant4 ,adam4 ,alas6 ,sir1 ?is is no?+ b a modicum non nocet ut m$icus d>et2 :y1 ,sir1 a bit to com=t my /oma*4 #a/ ,se>4 ,villa96 ?\ %alt be hang$ = x4 ,adam4 ,^! are y\r words1 ,i %all be hang$ = x2 b fir/ answ] me ?is "q1 h[ _m days h we to fa/ /ill8 #bnd ,se>4 ,five days4 ,adam4 ,five days6 a long "t2 !n ,i mu/ be hang$4 #a/ ,se>4 ,ay1 m>ry mu/ ?\4 ,adam4 ,i am y\r man1 ,i am = y1 ,sir1 = ,i _h r be hang$ ?an abide s long a fa/4 ,:at6 five days6 ,come1 ,i'll untruss4 ,is y\r halt]1 & ! gall[s1 ! ladd]1 & all su* furniture 9 read9ess4 #a/ ,se>4 ,i w>rant !e ?\ %alt want none ( ^!4 ,adam4 ,b he> y1 mu/ ,i be hang$8 #a/ ,se>4 ,ay1 m>ry4 ,adam4 ,& = eat+ ( meat4 ,!n1 fri5ds1 "k ye by ^! pres5ts1 ,i w eat up all my meat1 & dr9k up all my dr9k1 = x %all nev] be said1 ,i 0 hang$ ) an empty /oma*4 ,x has be5 suppos$ t ,gre5e 0 v indelicate 9 8 language1 z well z reckless 9 8 life4 ,b we _c f9d 9 8 plays any?+ v (f5sive1 consid]+ ! date at :i* he wrote1 & 9 ! tract call$ ,gre5e's ,fun]alls1 we read3-- ,8 gadd+ ,muse1 al?\gh x ran ( love1 ,yet did he sweetly morralize 8 song2 ,ne ev] gaue ! loos] cause to laugh ,ne m5 ( judgem5t = to be (f5d$4 ,gre5e di$ 9 mo/ woefull & rascall e/ate at ! h\se ( a poor %oemak] ne> ,d[gate4 ,he _h previ\sly writt5 8 ,groat's-wor? ( ,wit b\ght ) a ,million ( ,rep5tance2 9 :i* he w>ns 8 =m] companions & g5tlem5 :o sp5d _! wits 9 mak+ playes1 to take w>n+ by 8 fate4 ,he c\ld get none ( 8 fri5ds to visit him at ! la/ b ,mi/ress ,appleby1 & ! "m ( 8 base sonne ,in=tunatus ,gre5e4 ,he gave ! foll[+ note = 8 wife--:om he _h n se5 = six ye>s--to ! %oemak]3 ,doll1 ,i *>ge !e by ! love ( our y\?1 & by my s\le's re/1 t ?[ wilte see ?is man paide2 = if hee & 8 wife _h n succ\r$ me1 ,i _h di$ 9 ! /reetes4 ,,rob]t ,,gre5e4 ,gabriel ,h>vey writes1 ,my next bus9esse 0 to inquire aft] ! fam\s au?or :o 0 report$ to lye dang]\sly sicke 9 a %op ne]e ,d[gate1 n ( plague1 b ( a surfett ( pickle h]r+e & r5ni% w9e4 ,?omas ,na% 0 "o ( ,gre5e's jolly companions at ?is fatal banquet4 ,aft] ,gre5e's dea? ,h>vey repli$ to "s reflections made ^u him by ,gre5e1 & call$ him 9 accordance ) ! am5ities ( ! times1 a wilde head1 ful ( mad bra9e & a ?\s& crot*ets2 a s*oll]1 a disc\rs]1 a c\rti]1 a ruffian1 a game/]1 a lov]1 a s\ldi]1 a trauail]1 a m]*ant1 a brok]1 an artific]1 a bot*]1 a pettifogg]1 a play]1 a coos5]1 a rayl]1 a begg>1 an omnium-ga!rum1 a gay-no?+1 a /o>e-h\se ( bald & baggage /uffe1 unwor? ! answ]+ or read+1 a triuall & triobul> autor = knaves & fooles1 c41 c4 ,na%1 al?\gh he seems to h =sak5 ,gre5e 9 8 la/ di/ress1 became ! def5d] ( 8 "* aft] 8 dea?1 & answ]$ ?is vitup]ation by /ill co>s] abuse & invective1 say+1 ,_h hee liv$1 ,gabriel1 & ?\ %\lde/ vn>tifically & odi\sly libel aga9/ him z ?\ ha/ done1 he w\ld h made !e an example ( ignom9y to all ages t are to come1 & driv5 !e to eate ?y owne booke butt]$1 z ,i saw him make an ,app>it] once 9 a tav]n eate 8 ,citation1 waxe & all1 v h&somely s]v$ 'twixt two di%es4' ,f ?is he proce$s to c>icature ,gabriel's p]son4 ,t ^w complexion is dropt =? 9 good "t1 = to describe to y 8 complexion & composition entr$ ,i ) ?is tale by ! way4 ,x is ( an adu/ sw>? *oll]icke dye1 l re/ie bacon1 or a dri$ scate-fi%2 s leane & s meagre1 t y wold ?9ke 7) ! ,turks7 he obs]v$ #d ,l5ts 9 a y]e1 or take him = a g5tleman's man 9 ! c\rti]1 :o 0 s ?9-*eek$1 & gaunt1 & />v'd1 t z he 0 bl[+ ! fire ) 8 m\? ! smoke took him up l a light /rawe1 & c>ri$ him to ! top or funnell ( ! *imney1 :] he _h fl[ne out ,god kn[es :i!r if !re _h n be5 crosse b>res ov]?w>t t /ayde him2 8 sk9 riddl$ & crumpl$ l a piece ( burnt p>*m5t2 & m *annels & creases he ha? 9 8 face ?an !re be fairie circles on ,salsburie ,pla9e1 & wr9ckles & frets ( old age1 ?an *>act]s on ,*ri/'s sepul*] 9 ,m\nt ,calv>ie1 on :i* eu]ie "o t comes scrapes 8 "n1 & sets 8 m>ke to %ewe t hee ha? be5 !re2 s t :osoev] %all behold him ,esse putet ,bore tri/e fur5tis opus1 w swe>e on a book ,i h br\ght him l[e1 & %r[dly brok5 him2 :i* m to confirme1 look on 8 head1 & y %all f9d a gray haire = eu]y l9e ,i h writ aga9/ him2 & y %all h all 8 be>d :ite too1 by t "t he ha? read ov] ?is booke4 ,= 8 /ature1 he is su* ano!r pretie ,jacke-a-,l5t z boyes ?r[ at 9 ! /reete1 & lookes 9 8 blacke sute ( veluet1 l "o ( ^! jet-droppes :i* div]s we>e at _! e>es in/ead ( a iewell4 ,a smudge peice ( a h&some fell[ x ha? be5 9 8 dayes1 b n[ he is olde & pa/ 8 be/1 & fit = no?+ b to be a nobleman's port]1 or a knight ( ,w9dsor4 ,na% 0 s full ( invective & p]sonal abuse t he sc>cely des]v$ ! "n ( a satiri/1 & s great 0 ! animosity ) :i* ! qu>rel betwe5 him & ,gabriel ,h>vey 0 conduct$1 t ! ,ar*bi%op ( ,cant]bury & ,bi%op ( ,london issu$ an ord] 9 #aeii t all su* books be tak5 :]esoev] !y be f\nd1 & t none ( ! said books be ev] pr9t$ h]eaft]4 ,8 hum\r 0 rem>kable1 z x l>gely consi/$ ( co9+ long & almo/ un9telligible words4 ,?is he laid great /ore by1 & he speaks wra?fully ( "o :o translat$ 8 ,pi]s ,p5niless1 into :at he calls macc>onical language4 ,9 8 ,l5t5 ,/uffe or ,praise ( ! ,r$ ,h]r+1 i4e41 ( ,great ,y>m\?1 he calls ^? :o despis$ ,hom] 9 8 life-"t dull-pat$ p5nifa!rs1 & says t ^? grey-be>d huddle-duddles & cru/y cum-twangs 7 /rooke ) /++ remorse ( _! mis]able eu*onisme & sundg]y4 ,peele 0 "o ( ! gay play-writ]s to :om ,gre5e address$ 8 w>n+4 ,!y seem at ?is "t to h unit$ ! pr(essions ( dramati/ & actor1 & to h be5 infect$ ) t dissipation :i* has s9ce be5 attribut$ ) m or less ju/ice to ! /age4 ,peele is z fond z ,gre5e ( surprises & miracul\s int]v5tions4 ,9 ! ,arraignm5t ( ,p>is a gold5 tree gr[s up1 & 9 ! ,old ,wives ,tale1 ! mo/ humor\s ( 8 works1 ! head ( ,huanebango rises f a well4 ,he is fond ( deal+ 9 phonetic words ,lat9isms & b>b>isms2 9 "o place he makes ,corebus say3 ,o falsum ,lat9um ,! fair maid is m9um ,cum apurt9antibus gibletis & all4 ,peele 0 v popul> 9 8 day1 & 0 (t5 call$ ^u to write pieces = ! ,"l ,mayor & = royal receptions4 ,he sometimes us$ ,hexamet] l9es su* z3 ,dub1 dub-a-dub b\nce1 quo? ! guns ) a sulphur\s huff %uff4 ,gabriel ,h>vey fir/ introduc$ ?is metre into ,engli%1 & he tri$ to induce ,sp5s] to adopt x4 ,na% calls x t drunk5 /agg]+ k9d ( v]se :i* is all vp hill & d[ne hill1 l ! way betwixt ,/am=d & ,bee*feild1 & goes l a horse plung+ ?r\gh ! mire 9 ! deep ( w9t]1 n[ s\/ vp to ! saddle & /raight al(t on 8 tip-toes4 ,,*apt] ,v4 ,donne--,hall--,full]4 ,already we h se5 t "s ( our e>lie/ humori/s 7 ecclesia/ics1 & x w\ld be unfitt+ t we %\ld "h ov]look ?ree em95t m51 ,donne1 ,hall1 & ,full]4 ,pleasantry 0 ) !m little m ?an a vehicle ( in/ruction2 ! object 0 n to ent]ta91 b to en=ce & illu/rate _! moral s5tim5ts4 ,h5ce _! sob] qua9tness nev] raises a laugh1 mu* less does x bord] ^u ! pr(ane or indelicate4 ,donne 0 born 9 #aegc1 9 ,london1 & 0 educat$1 z 0 n !n uncommon1 fir/ at ,ox=d1 & !n at ,cambridge4 ,8 ability 9 *ur* controv]sy attract$ ! att5tion ( ,james1 & he 0 made *apla9 to ! ,k+4 ,he became prea*] at ,l9coln's ,inn1 & aft]w>ds 0 made ,dean ( ,/4 ,paul's4 ,he liv$ to be fifty-eight4 ,8 s]mons are full ( anti!ses & epigrammatic diction4 ,!re is an airy lightness 9 8 lett]s & poems1 b he sc>cely ev] actually rea*es hum\r4 ,! foll[+ poem1 an epi/le to ,sir ,edmund ,h]b]t at ,juli]s1 w give an idea ( 8 /yle4 ,man is a lump1 :]e all bea/s knead$ be1 ,wisdom makes him an ark :]e all agree2 ,! fool 9 :om ^! bea/s d live at j>1 ,is sport to o!rs1 & a !atre4 ,nor scapes he s1 b is himself _! prey1 ,all :i* 0 man 9 him is eat away1 ,& n[ 8 bea/s on "o ano!r fe$1 ,yet c\ple 9 ang]1 & new mon/]s bre$4 ,h[ happy's he1 :i* ha? due place assign$ ,to 8 bea/s1 & disa=e/$ 8 m9d6 ,empal$ himself to keep !m out1 n 91 ,c s[1 & d>es tru/ corn :]e !y've be52 ,c use 8 horse1 goat1 wolf1 & e bea/1 ,& is n ass himself to all ! re/4 ,bi%op ,hall 0 born 9 #aegd1 & comm5c$ 8 ext5sive lit]>y lab\rs by writ+ :5 tw5ty-?ree ye>s ( age1 at ,emmanuel ,college1 ,cambridge1 ?ree books ( satires call$ ,virgidemi4 ,^! books he calls ,too?less ,satyres1 poetical1 academical1 & moral1 & he attacks bad writ]s1 a/rolog]s1 drunk>ds1 gallants1 & o!rs4 ,allud+ to ! sup]abundance ( indiff]5t poetry 9 8 days1 he says3-- ,let !m1 t mean by booki% bus9ess ,to e>n _! bread1 or holp5 to pr(ess ,_! h>d-got skill1 let !m alone = me ,busy _! bra9s ) deep] book]y4 ,great ga9s %all bide y sure1 :5 ye h sp5t ,a ?\s& lamps1 & ?\s& reams h r5t ,( ne$less pap]s2 & a ?\s& nights ,h burn$ out ) co/ly c&le-lights4 ,9 ! foll[+ ye>1 he produc$ ?ree books ( ,byt+ ,satyres4 ,9 ^! he laughs at ! effem9acy ( ! times--! /range dresses & high heels4 ,:5 comely /ripl+s wi% x 7 _! *ance ,= ,cnis' di/aff to ex*ange _! lance1 ,& we> curl$ p]iwigs1 & *alk _! face ,& /ill are por+ on _! pocket-glass2 ,tir$ ) p9n$ ruffs & fans & p>tlet /rips ,& busks & v]d+ales ab\t _! hips2 ,& tread on cork$ /ilts1 a prison]'s pace1 ,& make _! napk9 = a spitt+ place1 ,& gripe _! wai/ )9 a n>r[ span1 ,fond ,cnis t w\ld/ wi% to be a man6 ,! mo/ sev]e is aga9/ ! ,pope3-- ,to see an old %orn lozel p]*$ high ,cross+ b5ea? a gold5 canopy2 ,! :iles a ?\s& hairless cr[ns cr\* l[ ,to kiss ! preci\s case ( 8 pr\d toe2 ,& = ! lordly fasces borne ( old ,to see two quiet cross$ keys ( gold2 ,b t he mo/ w\ld gaze & wond] at ,to ! horn$ mitre & ! bloody hat1 ,! crook$ /aff1 ! c[l's /range =m & /ore ,save t he saw ! same 9 hell be=e2 ,to see ! brok5 nuns1 ) new %orn heads ,9 a bl9d cloi/] toss _! idle heads4 ,al?\gh ,bi%op ,hall wrote le>n$ly & volum9\sly on !ological subjects1 ?is light m$ley is n[ m e/eem$ ?an 8 grav] works4 ,he claim$ ^u ! /r5g? ( x to be ! e>lie/ ,engli% satiri/1 & p]haps none ( our writ+s ( ?is k9d _h z yet be5 ( equal importance4 ,! "w 0 "o ( ^? condemn$ to ! flames by ,:itgift & ,bancr(t4 ,full] 0 born 9 ,nor?ampton%ire1 9 #afjh4 ,he became a di/+ui%$ man at ,cambridge1 :]e he obta9$ a fell[%ip at ,sidney ,sussex ,college4 ,he 0 also an em95t prea*] 9 ,london1 & a preb5d>y ( ,salisbury4 ,9 ! ,civil ,w>1 be+ a /an* ,royali/1 he 0 driv5 f place to place1 & held at "o "t ! int]e/+ po/ ( ,infant ,lady's ,*apla9 to ! ,pr9cess ,h5rietta4 ,9 8 ,wor?ies ( ,engl&1 ,full] n only enum]ates ! em95t m5 = :i* ea* c\ntry is di/+ui%$1 b gives an acc\nt ( its products & prov]bs4 ,a ,prov]b is mu* matt] decoct$ into few words4 ,six ess5tials are want+ to x--t x be %ort1 pla91 common1 figurative1 anci5t1 true4 ,! mo/ ord9>y subject is enliv5$ by 8 le>n$ & humor\s m9d4 ,?us1 9 ,b$=d%ire1 "u ! head ( ,l>ks1 he tells u1 ,! mo/ & be/ ( ^! are caught & well-dress$ ab\t ,dun/able 9 ?is %ire4 ,a h>mless bird :ile liv+1 n trespass+ on gra91 & :olesome :5 dead1 !n fill+ ! /oma* ) meat1 z =m]ly ! e> ) music4 ,9 w9t] !y fly 9 flocks1 probably ! reason :y ,alauda signifie? 9 ,lat9 bo? a l>k & a legion ( soldi]s2 except any w say a legion is s call$ because helmet$ on _! heads & cre/$ l a l>k1 !re=e also call$ 9 ,lat9 ,gal]ita4 ,if m5 w\ld imitate ! e>ly ris+ ( ?is bird1 x w\ld conduce mu* unto _! heal?fulness4 ,full] ab\nds ) figures & illu/rations 9 :i* le>n+ & hum\r are excell5tly int]m+l$4 ,!y t m>ry :]e !y d n love1 w love :]e !y d n m>ry4 ,he kn[s little1 :o w tell 8 wife all he kn[s4 ,speak+ ( *ildr51 he says t a man compla9$ t nev] fa!r _h s undutiful a *ild z he4 ,yes1 said ! son1 my gr&fa!r _h4 ,allud+ to s]vants1 & say+ t ! ,emp]or ,*>les ! ,fif? be+ caught 9 a tempe/ _h _m horses ?r[n ov]bo>d to save ! lives ( ! slaves--:i* 7 n ( s great m>ket-value--he asks1 ,are !re n _m t 9 su* a case _h r save ,jack ! horse ?an ,jockey ! keep]8 ,( wid[s' evil speak+ he obs]ves1 ,fooli% is _! project :o1 by rak+ up bad sav\rs aga9/ _! =m] husb&s1 ?9k !reby to p]fume _! b$ = a second m>riage4 ,( celibacy he says1 ,if ,*ri/ians be =c$ to run races = _! lives1 ! unm>ri$ h ! advantage ( be+ light] by _m ounces6 ,speak+ ( ! ,controv]sial ,div9e1 he says1 ,:at8 make ! ,muses1 yea ! ,graces scolds8 ,su* purul5t spittle argues exulc]at$ lungs4 ,:y %\ld !re be s mu* rail+ ab\t ! body ( ,*ri/1 :5 !re 0 none ab\t ! body ( ,moses 9 ! act kept betwixt ! devil & ,mi*ael1 ! ,ar*angel8 ,on s*oolma/]s he wrote1 ,t s*oolma/] des]ves to be beat5 himself1 :o beats ,nature 9 a boy = a fault4 ,& ,i "q :e!r all ! :ipp+ 9 ! _w c make _! p>ts1 t are naturally sluggi%1 rise "o m9ute be=e ! h\r ,nature ha? appo9t$4 ,! foll[+ are "s good say+s t h be5 select$ f 8 works by an em95t humori/3-- ,virtue 9 a %ort p]son4 ,8 s\l _h b a %ort diocese to visit1 & !re=e might ! bett] att5d ! effectual in=m+ !re(4 ,intellect 9 a v tall "o4 ,(t times su*1 :o are built f\r /oreys high1 are obs]v$ to h little 9 _! cock-l(t4 ,mr4 ,p]k9s1 ! ,div9e4 ,he w\ld pron\nce ! ^w ,damn ) su* an emphasis1 z left a doleful e*o 9 8 auditor's e>s a good :ile aft]4 ,memory4 ,philosoph]s place x 9 ! re> ( ! head2 & x seems ! m9e ( memory lies !re1 because m5 !re naturally dig = x1 scrat*+ x :5 !y are at a loss4 ,to ?is we may add some?+ f 8 ,holy ,/ate1--a pleasant & pr(itable "w1 9 :i* ,full] is happy 9 mak+ 8 hum\r subs]ve ! be/ ends3--,( ,! ,good ,wife1 he says1 ,%e nev] crosse? h] husb& 9 ! spr+-tide ( 8 ang]1 b /ays till x be ebb+-wat]4 ,& !n mildly %e argues ! matt]1 n s mu* to condemn him z to acquit h]self4 ,surely m51 contr>y to iron1 are wor/ to be wr\ght ^u :5 !y are hot1 & are f> m tractable 9 cold blood4 ,x is an obs]vation ( seam51 ',t if a s+le meteor or fire-ball falls on _! ma/1 x port5ds ill-luck2 b if two come toge!r 7:i* !y c\nt ,ca/or & ,pollux7 !y presage good success4' ,b sure 9 a family x bode? mo/ bad :5 two fire balls 7husb&'s & wife's ang]7 bo? come toge!r4 ,9 speak+ ( good p>5ts1 he says1 ,a fa!r t :ipt 8 son = swe>+1 & swore at him :ile he :ipt him1 did m h>m by 8 example ?an good by 8 correction4 ,,*apt] ,,vi4 ,%akespe>e--,b5 ,jonson--,beaumont & ,flet*]--,! ,wise ,m5 ( ,go?am4 ,gre5e1 9 8 admonition to 8 bro!r s9n]s ( ! /age1 tells !m t !re is an vp/>t cr[ beautifi$ ) our fea!rs an absolute ,johannes factotum1 9 8 own conceyt ! onely ,%ake-sc5e 9 a c\ntrey1 & 9 tru? ^! old5 writ]s are pr9cipally int]e/+ z hav+ laid ! f\ndations ^u :i* ,%akespe>e built "s ( 8 e>lie/ plays4 ,! g5ius ( our great dramati/ 0 ess5tially poetic1 & "s ( 8 plays1 :i* we n[ call com$ies1 7 orig9ally entitl$ hi/ories4 ,h[ seldom d we he> any ( 8 humor\s passages quot$1 or f9d !m reckon$ among our h\sehold words6 ,f "s ( 8 obs]vations we might ?9k he 0 altoge!r av]se f jocosity4 ,h5ry ,v4 says ,h[ ill gray hairs become a fool--a je/]6 ,9 ,mu* ado ab\t ,no?+1 ,beatrice speaks z foll[s-- ,:y1 he is ! ,pr9ce's je/]2 a v dull fool1 only 8 gift is 9 devis+ unpr(itable sl&]s2 none b lib]t9es delight 9 him1 & ! comm5dation is n 9 8 wit1 b 9 8 villany1 = he bo? pleases m5 & ang]s !m1 & !n !y laugh at him & beat him4 ,b not)/&+ all ?is condemnation ,beatrice is h]self ! livelie/ "* 9 ,%akespe>e1 & h] lady's wit is "s ( ! be/ he %[s-- ,beatrice4 ,= he> me1 ,h]o2 woo+1 w$d+1 & rep5t+ is z a ,scot* jig1 a measure & a c9que-pace2 ! fir/ suit is hot & ha/y1 l a ,scot* jig1 & full z fanta/ical2 ! w$d+ mann]ly-mode/1 z a measure full ( /ate & anci5try2 & !n comes rep5tance1 & ) 8 bad legs1 falls into ! c9que-pace fa/] & fa/]1 till he s9ks into 8 grave4 ,leonato4 ,c\s91 y appreh5d %rewdly4 ,beat4 ,i h a good eye1 uncle2 ,i c see a *ur*1 by daylight4 ,9 ! ,m]*ant ( ,v5ice ,lor5zo ?us answ]s ,launcelot-- ,h[ e fool c play ^u ! ^w4 ,i ?9k ! be/ grace ( wit w %ortly turn into sil5ce1 & disc\rse gr[ comm5dable 9 none b p>rots4 ,aga9 ,lor5zo-- ,oh1 de> discretion1 h[ 8 words are suit$1 ,! fool ha? plant$ 9 8 memory ,an army ( good words3 ,& ,i d "k ,a _m fools t /& 9 bett] place ,g>ni%$ l him1 t = a tricksie ^w ,defie ! matt]4 ,com$ians f ,ari/ophanes d[nw>ds h be5 wont to compla9 9 "o place ( t :i* !y adopt 9 ano!r--_! object n be+ to adopt fix$ pr9ciples s mu* z to %[ ! v>y+ %ades ( human ?\ght4 ,%akespe>e requir$ some?+ light to br+ 8 deep reflections into bold] relief1 & !re=e frequ5tly _h rec\rse to hum\r4 ,we are n surpris$ t he _h no v high e/imate ( x1 :5 we f9d him s mu* dep5dant ^u ! alms-basket ( words4 ,!re is s mu* ( ?is 9 8 plays1 t x is almo/ sup]flu\s to quote1 b a few in/ances may be tak5 at r&om4 ,fal/aff to ,po9s-- ,y are /raight en\gh 9 ! %\ld]s2 y c>e n :o sees y\r back--call y t back+ y\r fri5ds8 ,a plague ^u su* back+2 give me a man :o w face me4 ,fal/aff to ,pr9ce ,h5ry4 ,act ,i4 ,sc5e ,,ii4 ,i pry!e1 sweet wag1 :5 ?\ art k+1 z ,god save ?y grace--maje/y1 ,i %\ld say1 = grace ?\ wilt h none-- ,p4 ,h54 ,:at6 none8 ,fal4 ,no1 by my tro?2 n s mu* z w s]ve to be prologue to an egg & butt]4 ,9 ,love's ,lab\r ,lo/4 ,act ,i4 ,sc5e ,,ii4 ,armado4 ,com=t me1 boy4 ,:at great m5 h be5 9 love8 ,ino?4 ,h]cules1 ma/]4 ,arm4 ,mo/ sweet ,h]cules6 ,m au?ority1 de> boy1 "n m2 &1 sweet my *ild1 let !m be m5 ( good repute & c>riage4 ,ino?4 ,samson1 ma/]2 he 0 a man ( good c>riage1 = he rais$ ! t[n gates on 8 back l a port]1 & he 0 9 love4 ,9 ! musicians sc5e1 9 ,romeo & ,juliet1 ,act ,,iv4 ,sc5e ,v4 we f9d-- ,musician4 ,pray y put up y\r dagg]1 & put out y\r wit4 ,pet]4 ,!n h at y ) my wit4 ,i w dry beat y ) my iron wit1 & put up my iron dagg]4 ,answ] me l3 ,:5 grip+ grief ! he>t do? w\nd1 ,& doleful dumps ! m9d oppress1 ,!n music ) h] silv] s\nd-- ,:y silv] s\nd8 ,:y music ) h] silv] s\nd8 ,:at say y1 ,simon ,catl+8 ,fir/ ,m9s4 ,m>ry1 ,sir1 because silv] ha? a sweet s\nd4 ,pet]4 ,pretty4 ,:at say y1 ,hugh ,rebeck8 ,sec4 ,m9s4 ,i say silv] s\nd1 because musicians s\nd = silv]4 ,pet]4 ,pretty1 too6 ,:at say y1 ,james ,s\ndpo/8 ,?ird ,m9s4 ,fai?6 ,i "k n :at to say4 ,pet]4 ,o6 ,i cry = m]cy2 y are ! s+]2 ,i w say = y4 ,x is music ) h] silv] s\nd1 because musicians h no gold = s\nd+4 ,we may "h obs]ve t ! puns ( ,%akespe>e are nev] ( ! atroci\s class2 !re is always some?+ to back !m up1 & give !m a %ad[ ( probability4 ,! t\rnam5ts ( hum\r :i* he is fond ( introduc+1 al?\gh good 9 effect ^u ! /age1 are n fav\rable = any ke5 wit4 ,su* conflicts mu/ be kept up by artifice1 _c fl[ f natural sugge/ion1 & deg5]ate into a m]e spl9t]+ ( words4 ,"o cause ( ! abs5ce ( salt 9 8 writ+s is t he 0 n ( a c5sori\s or cynical _s2 ano!r 0 t 8 turn ( m9d 0 r s5tim5tal ?an gay4 ,%akespe>e evid5tly knew !re might be hum\r among m5 ( atta9m5ts1 = he writes1-- ,none are s surely caught1 :5 !y are cat*$1 ,z wit turn$ fool2 folly is wisdom hat*$1 ,ha? wisdom's w>rant & ! help ( s*ool ,& wits' own grace to grace a le>n$ fool4 ,b ) him1 ^? :o indulge 9 x are cl[ns1 simpletons1 & pr(ligates4 ,few ( 8 gr& *>act]s are witty4 ,p]haps he 0 consci\s ( ! great difficulty !re w\ld be 9 f9d+ suitable say+s = !m4 ,indelicacy & ho/ility w\ld h to be alike avoid$1 & ?us :5 ! sage ,gonzalo is to be amus+1 he sket*es a ,utopian /ate ( ?+s1 :i* he w\ld introduce 7 he ,k+ ( ! isl& on :i* !y are ca/4 ,he w\ld surpass ! gold5 age4 ,seba/ian & ,antonio laugh at him1 & cry ,god save ! ,k+1 ,alonzo replies ,pry!e1 no m1 ?\ do/ talk no?+ 7i4e4 nons5se7 to me4 ,gonzalo replies t he did s purposely to m9i/] occasion to ^? g5tlem51 :o are ( su* s5sible & nimble lungs t !y always use to laugh at no?+4 ,!y retort t !y 7 n laugh+ at 8 hum\r1 b at himself4 ,:o1 he replies1 9 ?is m]ry fool+ am no?+ to y mean+1 app>5tly1 t he is act+ ! fool int5tionally & out ( 8 real "*4 ,hamlet1 :5 8 m9d is di/raught1 l sweet bells jangl$1 is all[$ to indulge 9 a little punn+1 & ,biron is humor\s1 = :i* he is reproa*$ by ,rosal9d1 :o tells him t he is "o ,^: influ5ce is begot ( t loose grace ,:i* %all[ laugh+ he>]s give to fools2 t only silly ?\ghtless p admire wit1 & t ,a je/'s prosp]ity lies 9 ! e> ,( him t he>s x--nev] 9 ! tongue ,( him t makes x4 ,"h ! v>iable "* ( hum\r is recognis$1 b x is n to be suppos$ t ,rosal9d's argum5ts 7 int5d$ to be /rictly correct4 ,v mu* mu/ dep5d ^u ! =m 9 :i* a je/ is produc$1 & )\t ! tongue ( ! utt]]1 x _c exi/ ?\gh ! sympa?y ( ! li/5] is requir$ = its appreciation4 ,9 ,%akespe>e's plays1 & 9 mo/ com$ies we f9d hum\r 9 ! repres5tation ( ludicr\s *>act]s4 ,words1 :i* w\ld be dull en\gh 9 ord9>y cases1 become highly amus+ :5 com+ f m5 ( peculi> views4 ,sometimes p are repres5t$ z p]petually rid+ _! hobby1 or h>p+ on "o fav\rite subject4 ,we h an in/ance ( ?is 9 ,holoph]nes & 8 p$antry2 & ! conv]sation betwe5 ! two grav$igg]s 9 ,hamlet1 is l>gely indebt$ = its reli% to ! contra/ betwe5 ! language ( ! m5 & _! occupation4 ,9 ! same way1 ! ignorance & misrepres5tations ( ru/ics 9 play act+1 :i* ,%akespe>e _h probably (t5 obs]v$ 9 ! prov9ces--gives ze/ to ! exagg]at$ c>icature 9 ,midsumm] ,night's ,dream4-- ,bottom4 ,!re are ?+s 9 ?is com$y ( ,pyramus & ,?isbe t w nev] please4 ,fir/1 ,pyramus mu/ draw a sword to kill himself1 :i* ladies _c abide4 ,h[ answ] y t8 ,sn\t4 ,by'r lak9 a p>l\s fe>4 ,/>vel+4 ,i believe we mu/ leave ! kill+ out1 :5 all is done4 ,bottom4 ,n a :it4 ,i h a device to make all well4 ,write me a prologue1 & let ! prologue seem to say1 we w n d h>m ) our swords1 & t ,pyramus is n kill$ inde$2 & = ! m bett] assurance1 tell !m t ,i1 ,pyramus1 am n ,pyramus1 b ,bottom ! weav]2 ?is w put !m out ( fe>4 99 99 99 99 99 ,sn\t4 ,w n ! ladies be afe>d ( ! lion8 ,/a4 ,i fe> x1 ,i promise y4 ,bottom4 ,ma/]s1 y ought to consid] ) y\rselves to br+ 9--,god %ield u6 a lion among ladies is a mo/ dreadful ?+2 = !re is n a m fe>ful wildf[l ?an y\r lion liv+1 & we ought to look to x4 ,sn\t4 ,!re=e ano!r prologue mu/ tell1 he is n a lion4 ,bottom4 ,nay1 y mu/ "n 8 "n1 & half 8 face mu/ be se5 ?r\gh ! lion's neck2 & he mu/ himself speak ?r\gh1 say+ ?us1 or to ! same effect--,ladies1 or ,fair ladies1 ,i w\ld wi% y1 or ,i w\ld reque/ y1 or ,i w\ld entreat y n to fe>1 nor to tremble3 my life = y\rs4 ,if y ?9k ,i come hi!r z a lion1 x 7 pity ( my life3 no1 ,i am no su* ?+4 ,i am a man z o!r m5 are1 & !re !n let him "n 8 "n & tell !m pla9ly he is ,snug ! jo9]4 ,:5 ! play comes on = p]=mance & ,snug ! jo9] ro>s l any suck+ dove1 ! ,duke ,!seus rem>ks-- ,a v g5tle bea/1 & ( a good consci5ce4 ,demetrius4 ,! v be/ z a bea/1 my "l1 t e'er ,i saw4 ,lys&]4 ,?is lion is a v fox = 8 val\r4 ,!seus4 ,true1 & a goose = 8 discretion4 ,demetrius4 ,n s1 my "l1 = 8 val\r _c c>ry 8 discretion1 & ! fox c>ries ! goose4 ,!seus4 ,8 discretion1 ,i am sure1 _c c>ry 8 val\r1 = ! goose c>ries n ! fox4 ,! enigmas & logical quibbles1 :i* he occasionally int]m+les ) 8 v]bal conceits1 rem9d u ( ! old philosophic p>adoxes4 ,sometimes a riddle is attempt$2 ?us1 he asks--,:at 0 a mon? old at ,ca9's bir?1 t's n five weeks old n[8 ,answ]--,! ,moon4 ,tak5 g5]ally1 !re is su* a rem>kable uni=mity 9 ,%akespe>e's hum\r z mu/ acquit him ( all *>ge ( plagi>ism 9 ?is respect1 & may g "s way t[>ds prov+ ! g5]al orig9ality ( 8 plays4 ,c]ta9ly1 v]bal conceits 7 !n 9 high fav\r1 & ! "* ( ,%akespe>e's hum\r is only "o ( _m pro(s t pleasantry _h n at ?is "t rea*$ its highe/ excell5ce4 ,to ,%akespe>e's k9dness & discretion ,b5 ,jonson ow$ 8 fir/ introduction to dramatic fame4 ,! "y poet _h pres5t$ ,e ,man 9 8 ,hum\r1 to "o ( ! lead+ play]s ( ! company to :i* ,%akespe>e belong$1 & ! com$ian ^u read+ x1 det]m9$ to refuse x4 ,jonson's fate 0 trembl+ 9 ! balance2 he 0 a /ruggl+ man1 &1 _h he be5 unsuccessful1 might h ev5tually1 return$ to 8 bricklay]'s "w1 b he 0 de/9$ to be rais$ up = 8 own b5efit & t ( o!rs4 ,%akespe>e 0 pres5t :5 8 play 0 ab\t to be reject$1 ask$ to be all[$ to look ov] x1 &1 at once recognis+ ! poet's tal5t1 recomm5d$ x to 8 companions4 ,f t mom5t ,jonson's c>e] 0 secur$4 ,b he 0 nev] de/9$ to acquire ! la/+ fame ( ,%akespe>e4 ,) him ! /ream ( ,com$y 0 los+ its deep & /rong reflections1 & beg9n+ to fl[ 9 a swift] & %all[] curr5t1 me&]+ ?r\gh labyr9?s ( c\rt & city life4 ,p]haps1 also1 8 l>ge am\nt ( humor\s illu/ration1 :i* mu/ h be5 mo/ly ephem]al1 t5d$ to cut %ort 8 fame4 ,! be/ ( x is int]wov5 ) 8 sev]al designs & plots1 z :]e1 9 ,! ,al*emi/1 a g5tleman leaves 8 h\se 9 t[n1 & 8 h\sekeep] fills x ) =tune-tell]s vagabonds1 :o c>ry on _! trade !re2 & 9 ,! ,fox a ri* & *ildless man is c\rt$ by 8 fri5ds1 f :om he obta9s pres5ts "u ! pret5ce t he w leave !m 8 prop]ty4 ,9 ?is la/ play a p>asite is introduc$1 & 9 g5]al ^! plays ab\nd ) classical allusions1 sometimes v incongru\sly int]mix$ ) mod]n conc]ns4 ,an indiscrim9at+ admiration ( anci5t lit]ature & art 0 z mu* "o ( ! features ( ! day1 z 0 its crude hum\r--a clev]ness jo9$ to folly & attribut$ to boobies & simpletons4 ,mu* ( ?is jocosity sc>cely des]ves ! "n ( hum\r1 & we may rem>k t 9 ,jonson's "t x did n receive x4 ,) him hum\r is ?us def9$-- ,to be a quality ( air or wat]1 ,& 9 itself holds ^! two prop]ties1 ,moi/ure & fluxure4444 ,n[ ?us f> ,x may by metaphor apply itself ,unto ! g5]al disposition3 ,z :5 "s "o peculi> quality ,do? s possess a man1 t x do? draw ,all 8 affects1 8 spirits1 & 8 p[]4 ,! social peculi>ities ( ! day are frequ5tly allud$ to by ,jonson4 ,9 ,e ,man out ( 8 own ,hum\r1 we h complete directions = ! conduct ( a g5tleman ( ! "t4 ,smok+1 !n lately introduc$1 is especially m5tion$ z "o ( ! necessities ( fopp]y4 ,cob1 a wat]-be>] says1 ,ods me1 ,i m>le :at pleasure or felicity !y h 9 tak+ ?is rogui% tobacco4 ,x's good = no?+ b to *oke a man1 & fill him full ( smoke & emb]s3 !re 7 f\r di$ out ( "o h\se la/ week ) tak+ ( x1 & two m ! bell w5t = ye/]night2 "o ( !m !y say w nev] 'scape x3 he ca/ up a bu%el ( soot ye/]day4 ,9 ,cyn?ia's ,revels a c\rti] is ?us describ$-- ,he walks mo/ commonly ) a clove or too?pick 9 8 m\?3 he is ! v m9t ( complim5t1 all 8 behavi\rs are po9t$3 8 face is ano!r volume ( essays1 & 8 be>d is ,ari/>*us4 ,he speaks all cream skimm$1 & m affect$ ?an a doz5 wait+ wom54 ,! o!r gallant is 8 zany1 & do? mo/ ( ^! tricks aft] him1 sweats to imitate him 9 ev]y?+ to a hair1 except 8 be>d1 :i* is n yet extant4 ,b ! /amp ( ! age is especially prom95t 9 ! con/ant recurr5ce ( v]bal conceits4 ,jonson 0 fond ( co9+ words1 & ( us+ su* z are long & little kn[n4 ,he evid5tly f\nd ?is a successful k9d ( hum\r1 & may h p>tly imitat$ ,plautus-- ,lady ,politick ,w\ld-be1 to ,volpone1 suppos$ sick-- ,se$ pe>l 7 good n[1 boil$ ) syrup ( apples1 ,t9cture ( gold1 & coral1 citron pills1 ,y\r elicampane root1 myrobalanes-- ,volpone 7tir$ ) h] talk7 ,ah me6 ,i h ta'en a gras%opp] by ! w+4 ,9 ,! ,al*emi/ ,subtle says to ,face1 ,sirrah my v>let1 /& y =? & speak to him ,l a philosoph]3 answ] 9 ! language1 ,"n ! vexations & ! m>tyrizations ,( metals 9 ! "w4 ,face4 ,sir1 putrefaction1 ,solution1 ablution1 sublimation1 ,cohabation1 calc9ation1 c]ation & ,fixation4 ,f ,e ,man out ( 8 ,hum\r4 ,macil5te4 ,pork6 he>t6 :at do/ ?\ ) su* a greasy di%8 ,i ?9k ?\ do/ v>ni% ?y face ) ! fat on't1 x looks s l a glue-pot4 ,c>lo4 ,true1 my raw-bon$ rogue1 & if ?\ w\ld/ f>ce ?y lean ribs ) x too1 !y w\ld n l rugg$ la?s1 rub out s _m d\blets z !y d2 b ?\ kn[e/ n a good di% ?\4 ,no m>vel ?\gh1 t saucy /ubborn g5]ation1 ! ,jews1 7 =bidd5 x1 = :at w\ld !y h done1 well pamp]$ ) fat pork1 t dur/ murmur at _! ,mak] out ( g>lick & onions8 ',slight6 f$ ) x--! /rummel-pat*$1 goggle-ey$1 grumbl$ones w\ld h gigantoma*iz$4-- ,! foll[+ extracts w give a slight idea ( ,b5 ,jonson's v>i$ tal5t4 ,at ! conclusion ( a play direct$ aga9/ plagi>i/s & libell]s1 he sums up-- ,blu%1 folly1 blu%6 "h's none t fe>s ,! wagg+ ( an ass's e>s1 ,al?\gh a wolfi% case he we>s4 ,detraction is b bas5ess v>let ,& apes are apes1 ?\gh clo!d 9 sc>let4 ,f ,! ,al*emi/4 ,tribulation4 ,:at makes ! devil s devili%1 ,i w\ld ask y4 ,sa?an our common enemy1 b 8 be+ ,p]petually ab\t ! fire1 & boil+ ,brim/one & ars5ic8444 ,fa/idi\s4 ,h[ l y h] wit4 ,macil5te4 ,h] +5uity is excell5t1 ,sir4 ,fa/4 ,y see ! subject ( h] sweet f+]s !re 7! viol7 oh1 %e tickles x s t--%e makes x laugh mo/ div9ely--,i'll tell y a good je/ j n[1 & y\rself %all say x's a good "o4 ,i h wi%$ myself to be t in/rum5t1 ,i ?9k a ?\s& times1 & n s few by heav54 ,! two foll[+ are f ,b>?olomew ,fair4 ,littlewit4 ,i envy no man my delicates1 ,sir4 ,w9wife4 ,alas1 y h ! g>d5 :]e !y gr[ /ill4 ,a wife "h ) a /rawb]ry brea?1 *]ry lips1 apricot *eeks1 & a s(t velvet head l a melicotton4 ,lit4 ,good i' fai?6 n[ dulness ^u u1 t ,i _h n t be=e him1 t ,i %\ld n light on't z well z he6 ,velvet head6444 ,knockem4 ,sir1 ,i w take y\r c\nsel1 & cut my hair1 & leave vap\rs4 ,i see t tobacco & bottle ale1 & pig & :it1 & v ,ursula h]self is all vanity4 ,busy4 ,only pig 0 n compreh5d$ 9 my admonition--! re/ 73 = long hair1 x is an ensign ( pride1 a bann]3 & ! _w is full ( ^? bann]s--v full ( bann]s4 ,& bottle ale is a dr9k ( ,satan's1 a diet-dr9k ( ,satan's devis$ to puff u up1 & make u swell 9 ?is latt] age ( vanity2 z ! smoke ( tobacco to keep u 9 mi/ & error3 b ! fle%ly woman1 :i* y call ,ursula1 is above all to be avoid$1 hav+ ! m>ks ^u h] ( ! ?ree enemies ( man--! _w1 z be+ 9 ! ,fair1 ! ,devil1 z be+ 9 ! fire2#ec & ! fle% z be+ h]self4 ,b5 ,jonson has a /range1 & ,i believe orig9al conceit ( introduc+ p]sons to expla9 _! plays1 & make rem>ks on ! *>act]s4 ,sometimes _m int]ruptions ( ?is k9d occur 9 ! c\rse ( a drama1 af=d+ v>iety & amusem5t to ! audi5ce1 or ! read]4 ,9 ,midsumm]'s ,night's ,dream we h ! ins]tion ( a play )9 a play4 ,! foll[+ tak5 f ,jonson's epigrams h f9e complexity1 & %[ a c]ta9 t+e ( hum\r4 ,,! ,,h\r ,,glass4 ,consid] ?is small du/ "h 9 ! glass1 ,by atoms mov$3 ,c\ld y believe t ?is ! body 0 ,( "o t lov$2 ,& 9 8 mi/ress' flame1 play+ l a fly1 ,0 turn$ to c9d]s by h] eye3 ,yes2 & 9 dea? z l unble/1 ,to h't expre/1 ,ev'n a%es ( lov]s f9d no re/4 ,,my ,,picture4--,,left ,,9 ,,scotl&4 ,i n[ ?9k ,love is r deaf ?an bl9d1 ,= else x c\ld n be ,t %e1 ,:om ,i adore s mu*1 %\ld s slight me1 ,& ca/ my suit beh9d2 ,i'm sure my language to h] 0 z sweet1 ,& e close did meet ,9 s5t5ce ( z subtle feet1 ,z ha? ! y\nge/1 he1 ,t sits 9 %ad[ ( ,apollo's tree4 ,oh6 b my consci\s fe>s ,t fly my ?\ghts betwe5 ,tell me t %e ha? se5 ,my hundr$s ( gray hairs1 ,told sev5 & =ty ye>s1 ,read s mu* wa/e1 z %e _c embrace ,my m\nta9 belly1 & my rocky face1 ,& all ^! ?r\gh h] eyes h /opt h] e>s4 ,al?\gh fond ( indulg+ 9 /rong language1 ,jonson is sc>cely ev] guilty ( any really co>se allusion--he expresses 8 av]sion f any?+ ( ! k9d1 & ?is 9 ! age 9 :i* he liv$1 argu$ great ref9em5t ( feel+4 ,9 ,flet*] we m>k a progress 9 hum\r4 ,b5 ,jonson 0 s p]sonal t he made enemies1 & 0 suspect$ ( attack+ ,inigo ,jones & o!rs1 b ,flet*] 0 g5]al 9 8 ref]5ces1 & m]ely ridicul$ ! mann]s ( ! age4 ,! classic elem5t disappe>s1 & quibbl+ & play+ ) words--s fa%ionable 9 ,%akespe>e's "t--is n f\nd 9 ?is au?or1 ^: hum\r has m po9t1 & g5]ally m s>casm1 b ( a ref9$ "*4 ,! "n ( ,flet*] is inv>iably connect$ ) ,beaumont4 ,! two "y m5 liv$ toge!r 9 ! same h\se1 & x is ev5 said wore ea* o!r's clo!s4 ,b ,beaumont only liv$ to be tw5ty-n9e1 & has left little 9 comp>ison ) ! volum9\s works ( ,flet*]4 ,!y 7 bo? born 9 a good position1 &1 m+l+ 9 ! fa%ionable society ( _! day1 fill$ _! pages ) love intrigues1 9 col\rs n !n (f5sive4 ,flet*] nev] m>ri$1 & ^? :o look = contra/s betwe5 fa!rs & *ildr5 may le>n t 8 fa!r1 :o 0 ,bi%op ( ,london1 0 susp5d$ by ,elizabe? = tak+ a second wife4 ,our au?or is said to h be5 himself a com$y1 & 8 dea?1 if we c believe ! /ory1 0 consi/5t ) 8 gay life1 = we are told t1 ?r\gh wait+ 9 ,london = a new suit ( clo!s1 he di$ ( *ol]a1 :i* 0 rag+ !re at ! "t4 ,"h is a specim5 ( 8 sket*es--! "* ( a ri* usur]-- ,san*io4 ,?\'art v brave4 ,cacafogo4 ,i've reason2 ,i h money4 ,san4 ,is money reason8 ,cac4 ,yes1 & rhyme too1 capta94 ,if y've no money y're an ass4 ,san4 ,i ?ank y4 ,cac4 ,y've mann]s6 ev] ?ank him t has money4 ,san4 ,wilt ?\ l5d me any8 ,cac4 ,n a f>?+1 capta92 capta9s are casual ?+s4 ,san4 ,:y1 s are all m53 ,?\ %alt h my bond4 ,cac4 ,nor bonds1 nor fett]s1 capta93 ,my money is my own2 ,i make no d\bt on't4 ,juan4 ,:at do/ ?\ d ) x8 ,cac4 ,put x to pi\s uses-- ,buy w9e-- ,juan4 ,are y = ! w>s1 ,sir8 ,cac4 ,i am n poor en\gh to be a soldi]1 ,nor h ,i fai? en\gh to w>d a bullet2 ,?is is no liv+ = a tr5*1 ,i take x4 ,juan4 ,y h said wisely4 ,cac4 ,_h y b money ,y'd swe> x1 colonel4 ,i'd r drill at home ,a hundr$ ?\s& cr[ns1 & ) m hon\r1 ,?an ex]cise t5 ?\s& fools ) no?+2 ,a wise man safely fe$s1 fools cut _! f+]s4 ,! pruri5t co>s5ess ( ,flet*] is due to ! peculi> lic5ti\sness ( ! p]iod4 ,9 8 plays1 al?\gh kiss+ is sometimes provocative ( jeal\sy1 x is g5]ally reg>d$1 ev5 by p]sons ( rank1 z ( less importance ?an x is n[ by boys & girls1 :o play ,kiss 9 ! r+4 ,9 ,rule a wife & h a wife ,m>g>ita says to ! ,duke ,i may kiss a /rang]1 ,= y mu/ be s n[4 ,?is lady is desir\s ( obta9+ a v easy husb&1 :o w let h] d :atev] %e likes4 ,a fri5d says %e has f\nd "o = h] 9 ,leon1 :o is =?) introduc$4 ,m>g>ita puts "s que/ions to him to asc]ta9 8 docility1 & !n says-- ,let me try y\r kisses-- ,h[ ! fool %akes6--,i w n eat y1 ,sir4 ,be%rew my he>t1 he kisses wondr\s manly6 ,y mu/ n look to be my ma/]1 ,sir1 ,nor talk i' ?' h\se z ?\gh y wore ! bree*es1 ,no1 nor comm& 9 any?+4 4 4 ,y mu/ n be saucy1 ,no1 nor at any "t famili> ) me2 ,sc>ce "k me :5 ,i call n4 ,aft] try+ & approv+ 8 kisses aga91 %e tells him t he is n to />t or be (f5d$ if he sees h] kiss+ anyone else4 ,he is to keep 9 ! cell>1 :5 n want$4 ,! propos$ husb& promises to be mo/ ob$i5t & accommodat+ 9 ev]y?+1 b z soon z he is accept$ & ! c]emony p]=m$1 he appe>s 9 a totally diff]5t "*4 ,he in=ms 8 wife1 9 ^: magnific5t h\se he goes to live-- ,y've no?+ to d "h1 ,madam1 ,b z a s]vant to sweep clean ! lodg+s1 ,& at my f>!r w to d me s]vice4 ,m>g>ita 7to h] s]vants47 ,get me my coa*6 ,leon4 ,let me see :o d>e get x ,till ,i comm&2 ,i'll make him draw y\r coa* ,& eat y\r c\*1 7:i* w be h>d duty74 ,on ,cacafogo mak+ "s slight+ rem>k1 ?is g5tle individual exclaims-- ,peace6 dirt & dunghill6 ,i w n lose m9e ang] on a rascal2 ,provoke me m1--,i w beat ?y bl[n body ,till ?\ reb\nd'/ aga9 l a t5nis-ball4 ,9 ,monsieur ,?omas we h ! foll[+ jovial passage-- ,francisco4 ,:at ha/ ?\ !re8 a julep8 ,hylas4 ,he mu/ n t\* x2 ',tis pres5t dea?4 ,?omas4 ,y are an ass1 a twirepipe1 ,a ,jeff]y ,john ,bo-peep6 ,?\ m9i/]8 ,?\ m5d a left-h&$ pack-saddle8 ,out6 puppy6 ,my ,fri5d1 ,frank1 b a v fooli% fell[4 ,do/ ?\ see t bottle8 view x well4 ,fran4 ,i d1 ,tom4 ,?o4 ,!re be z _m lives 9 x z a cat c>ries2 ',tis ev]la/+ liquor4 ,fran4 ,:at8 ,?o4 ,old sack1 boy4 ,old rev]5d sack2 :i* = ought t ,i c read yet ,0 ! philosoph]'s /one ! wise ,k+ ,ptolomus ,did all 8 wond]s by4 ,fran4 ,i see no h>m1 ,tom4 ,dr9k ) a mod]ation4 ,?o4 ,dr9k ) sug>1 ,:i* ,i h ready "h1 & "h a glass1 boy4 99 99 99 99 99 ,hang up y\r juleps1 & y\r ,portugal possets1 ,y\r b>ley bro?s & sorrel s\ps2 !y are mangy ,& bre$ ! scrat*es only3 ,give me sack6 ,! devil n[ becomes a con/ant res\rce = hum\r4 ,9 ,! ,*ances ,antonio has lo/ 8 jewels4 ,8 s]vant sugge/s t ! ?ieves h tak5 t[>ds ! ports4 ,ant4 ,get me a conjur]1 ,"o t c raise a wat]-devil4 ,i'll port 'em4 ,play at duck & drake ) my money8 ,take he$1 fiddl]1 ,i'll dance ye by ?is h&3 y\r fiddle/ick ,i'll grease ( a new fa%ion1 = presum+ ,to m$dle ) my de-gambos6 get me a conjur]1 ,inquire me out a man t lets out devils4 ,beaumont & ,flet*] 7 great conv]sationali/s1 _! racy raill]y is said to h be5 z good z _! plays4 ,!y 7 memb]s ( ! celebrat$ ,m]maid ,club 9 ,fleet ,/reet1 a c5tre :]e ! wits ( ! day %>p5$ _! hum\r 9 fri5dly conflict4 ,9 8 epi/le to ,b5 ,jonson1 ,beaumont writes-- ,:at ?+s h we se5 ,done at ! ',m]maid6' he>d words t h be5 ,s nimble & s full ( subtle flame1 ,z if t e "o f :om !y came ,_h meant to put 8 :ole wit 9 a je/1 ,& _h resolv$ to live a fool ! re/ ,( 8 dull life4 ,"h x 0 t ,%akespe>e & ,jonson (t5 cont5d$1 ! =m] l a light ,engli% man-(-w> ! latt] l a high-built ,spani% galleon4 ,to "s portion ( ! sev5te5? c5tury1 we mu/ attribute ^? curi\s /ories call$ ,! ,m]ry tales ( ! ,wise ,m5 ( ,go?am al?\gh by "s !y h be5 attribut$ to ,&rew ,go?am1 a physician ( ,h5ry ,,viii4 ,!y are said to h be5 sugge/$ by a circum/ance :i* occurr$ 9 ! "t ( ,k+ ,john4 ,he int5d$ to pass ?r\gh ,go?am1 a village 9 ,nor?ampton%ire1 b ! inhabitants plac$ "s difficulties 9 8 way4 ,on 8 express+ 8 det]m9ation to c>ry out 8 project1 & s5d+ (fic]s to make inquiries ab\t ! opposition (f]$1 ! inhabitants 7 seiz$ ) a panic & pret5d$ to h lo/ _! s5ses4 ,?is 0 ! tradition ^u :i*1 9 aft]-times1 ^! tales 7 f\nd$1 & be+ unobjectionable !y are well adapt$ = ! nurs]y1 b be+ m]e ex]cises ( +5uity !y af=d b v slight pleasure to old] m9ds4 ,al?\gh aimless1 !re is some?+ clev] 9 !m4 ,! ,wise ,m5 det]m9e to h$ge r\nd a cuckoo to keep x 9 s t x %\ld s+ all ! ye>4 ,! bird see+ ! h$ge flies away4 ,a v5geance on h]1 say ! ,wise ,m51 we made n ! h$ge high en\gh4 ,!re is ! /ory ( ! "y man1 ^: "m told him to ?r[ %eep's eyes at 8 swee!>t1 & :o1 lit]ally1 p]=m$ h] bidd+4 ,"o ,good ,friday ! ,m5 ( ,go?am consult$ :at to d ) _! r$ h]r+s1 & o!r salt fi%1 & agre$ to c>t !m into a pond t ! numb] might increase next ye>4 ,at ! beg9n+ ( ! next summ] !y drag ! pond1 & only f9d a great eel4 ,a mis*ief on him1 !y say1 he ha? eat5 up our fi%4 ,"s propose to *op him 9 pieces1 b ! re/ ?9k x w\ld be be/ to dr[n him1 s !y ?r[ him into ano!r pond4 ,twelve m5 ( ,go?am g to fi%1 & "s /& on dry l&1 & "s 9 ! wat]4 ,& "o says ,we h v5tur$ wond]fully 9 wad+2 ,i pray t none ( u come home dr[n$4 ,s !y beg9 to c\nt1 & z ea* omits himself he c only c\nt elev51 & s !y g back to ! wat]1 & make great lam5tation4 ,a c\rti]1 :o meets !m1 conv9ces !m ( _! mi/ake by lay+ 8 :ip on ea* ( !m1 :o calls out 9 turn ,"h's "o1 until twelve are c\nt$4 ,! m9i/] ( ,go?am prea*es t m5 %\ld n dr9k 9 ,l5t4 ,a man1 :o comes = absolution1 & confesses to hav+ be5 drunk 9 ,l5t1 replies t fi% %\ld swim4 ,yes1 returns ! prie/1 b 9 wat]4 ,i _c enjo9 y\r pray]1 he adds1 = y _c say y\r ,pat]no/]4 ,x is folly to make y fa/ because y nev] get meat4 ,lab\r h>d1 & get a d9n] on ,sunday1 & ,i w come & d9e ) y4 ,,*apt] ,,vii4 ,je/]s--,c\rt ( ,que5 ,elizabe?--,james ,i4--,! ,c\nt]bla/s to ,tobacco--,puritans--,*>les ,,ii4--,ro*e/]--,buck+ham--,dryd5--,butl ]4 ,pr(ess$ fools seem to h be5 highly appreciat$ 9 ! "t ( ,%akespe>e4 ,!y d n correspond to our mod]n idea ( a fool1 because !re 0 int5tion 9 _! actions1 & yet we c\ld n h consid]$ !m to be really s5sible m54 ,nor _h !y great tal5t1 _! gifts be+ g5]ally l[] ?an ^? ( our pr(ess$ wits4 ,addison obs]ves t1 :5 a man ( wit makes u laugh1 x is by betray+ "s oddness or infirmity 9 8 own "*1 & at ! pres5t day1 n only d ^? :o indulge mu* 9 hum\r (t5 say ?+s approa*+ nons5se1 & make !mselves 9 o!r ways ridicul\s1 b _! object1 be+ entirely idle div]sion & pleasantry1 appe>s fooli% & pu]ile4 ,^? :o cultivate hum\r are n g5]ally to be complim5t$ on _! success1 & a popul> writ] has ?us classifi$ fools--,fir/1 ! ord9>y fool2 secondly ! fool :o is "o1 & does n "k x2 ?irdly1 ! fool :o is n satisfi$ ) be+ "o 9 reality1 b und]takes 9 addition to play ! fool4 ,?us1 to a c]ta9 ext5t we may always reg>d a pr(ess$ wit z a silly fell[1 b /ill at ! pres5t day ! acts or say+s ( an absolute idiot or lunatic1 w\ld be depress+ & (f5sive1 & c\ld af=d little amusem5t 9 any way except accid5tally4#ed ,!y w\ld resemble ! incongruities 9 dreams :i* al?\gh /range are n g5]ally laughable4 ,& if we are n amus$ ) a fool1 nei!r are we ) a man :o imitates him1 al?\gh ,cic]o says t hum\r consi/s 9 a man :o is n a fool1 speak+ z ?\gh he 7 "o4 ,"s mi/ake suppos$ to be made by an ord9>y man is :at amuses u1 & al?\gh humor\s say+s orig9at$ 9 an imitation ( ludicr\s ?+s1 & ,qu9tilian's obs]vation sometimes holds good t ! same ?+s1 :i* if !y drop f u un9t5tionally are fooli%1 if we imitate !m are humor\s2 /ill hum\r is n conf9$ to ?is2 !re is g5]ally no su* imitation1 & ! witty say+s ( ! pres5t day are seldom repres5tations ( su* ?+s z anyone w\ld utt] 9 e>ne/1 :e!r he 7 a fool or n4 ,we mu/ n confuse folly & wit1 ?\gh !y may exi/ 9 ! same p]son & 9 close relation%ip4 ,! latt] requires intellig5ce & int5tion4 ,if a humor\s man ev] purposely enacts ! dull>d1 ! imp]sonation is always modifi$--he is l ,snug1 ! jo9]1 :o does n fright ! ladies4 ,!re is always "s peculi> po9t 9 8 blund]s2 if he act$ ! fool to ! life we %\ld n laugh ) him4 ,we always see some?+ clev] & admirable 9 him1 & to be successful 9 ?is way1 a man %\ld possess consid]able m5tal gifts1 & be able to gauge ! feel+s ( o!rs4 ,/ill we c h>dly ass5t to ! proposition t x takes a wise man to make a fool4 ,a man may be witty )\t hav+ any con/ructive p[] ( m9d4 ,x is easi] to f9d fault ?an to be faultless1 to see a blemi% ?an to produce :at is p]fect--a pilot may po9t out rocks1 b n be able to /e] a safe c\rse4 ,at ! "t ( :i* we are n[ speak+1 ! d\ble "* ( ! c\rt fool correspond$ ) t e>ly & inf]ior hum\r :i* 0 always on ! v]ge ( ! ludicr\s4 ,! connection ?us e/abli%$1 long rema9$ & l$ to witty obs]vations be+ (t5 spok5 ( z fool]ie4 ,^u ?is conceit or confusion ,%akespe>e f\nd$ ! spee* ( ,jaques 9 ,z y l x4 ,act ,,ii4 ,sc5e ,,iv4 ,jaques4 ,a fool6 a fool6--,i met a fool i' ! =e/1 ,a motley fool3--a mis]able fool6-- ,z ,i d live by food1 ,i met a fool3 ,:o laid him d[n1 & bask$ him 9 ! sun1 ,& rail$ on ,lady ,=tune 9 good t]ms4 ,9 good set t]ms--& yet a motley fool4 ,good morr[1 fool1 quo? ,i4 ,no1 ,sir1 quo? he1 ,call me n fool till heav5 ha? s5t me =tune4 ,& !n he drew a dial f 8 poke1 ,& look+ on x ) lack lu/re eye1 ,says v wisely1 ,x is t5 o'clock2 ,?us we may see1 quo? he1 h[ ! _w wags2 ',tis b an h\r ago s9ce x 0 n9e1 ,& aft] "o h\r m t'w be elev51 ,& s f h\r to h\r we ripe & ripe1 ,& !n f h\r to h\r we rot & rot1 ,& !reby hangs a tale4 ,!re is no?+ v laughable 9 ! above reflections1 b !y conta9 a deep satire1 & af=d a beautiful example ( ,%akespe>ian complexity4 ,f ! mixture ( wisdom & folly comp\nd$ 9 ! fool ( ! day--:o 0 !n1 x mu/ be rememb]$1 ! monitor ( ! great--x is "h impli$ t 9 8 awkw>d way he sometimes arriv$ at tru? bett] ?an ! sage4 ,z supremely wise m5 are (t5 reg>d$ z fools1 s :at seems folly may be ! highe/ wisdom--motley's y\r only we>4 ,! fool is g5]ally repres5t$ 9 ,%akespe>e z say+ ?+s :i* h a c]ta9 wit & %rewdness4 ,cl[n4 ,god bless !e1 lady4 ,olivia4 ,take ! fool away4 ,clo4 ,d y n he>1 fell[s8 ,take away ! lady4 99 99 99 99 99 ,good ,madonna1 :y m\rne/ ?\8 ,oli4 ,good fool1 = my bro!r's dea?4 ,clo4 ,i ?9k 8 s\l is 9 hell1 ,madonna4 ,oli4 ,i "k 8 s\l is 9 heav51 fool4 ,clo4 ,! m fool1 ,madonna1 to m\rn = y\r bro!r's s\l be+ 9 heav54 ,take away ! fool1 g5tlem54 ,9 ,k+ ,le>4 ,fool4 ,do/ ?\ "k ! diff]5ce1 my boy1 betwe5 a bitt] fool & a sweet "o8 ,le>4 ,no1 lad1 tea* me4 ,fool4 ,t "l t c\nsell$ !e ,to give away ?y l&1 ,come place him "h by me-- ,d ?\ = him /&3 ,! sweet & bitt] fool ,w pres5tly appe>1 ,! "o 9 motley "h1 ,! o!r f\nd out !re4 ,le>4 ,do/ ?\ call me fool1 boy8 ,fool4 ,all ?y o!r titles ?\ ha/ giv5 away t ?\ wa/ born )4 ,k5t4 ,?is is n altoge!r a fool1 my "l4 ,! fact 0 t wit 0 n[ gradually improv+1 & 0 be+ wield$ by s call$ fools 9 su* a way t x c\ld n be conf\nd$ ) fatuity4 ,! "t 0 approa*+ :5 ! hum\r manufactur$ by pr(ess$ je/]s w\ld n be appreciat$4 ,some?+ high] & ke5]1 su* z ,%akespe>e has "h %ad[$ =? w\ld be requir$4 ,?is 0 n rea*$ 9 ,b5 ,jonson's "t1 b fools & _! artifices are by him disc>d$ = some?+ m natural1 = c\ntry bumpk9s & s]vants1 ludicr\s 9 _! /upidity1 knav]y & drunk5ness4 ,z civilization advanc$1 juggl]s & cl[ns 7 relegat$ to c\ntry fairs4 ,h5ry ! ,eigh?1 at ! comm5cem5t ( 8 reign 0 a great patron ( m5 ( wit & le>n+1 & probably ! hum\r ( ,m1 z well z 8 virtue1 recomm5d$ him to ! ,k+4 ,we read t at ,c>d9al ,morton's ent]ta9m5ts ( 8 ,*ri/mas company1 ! future ,*ancellor1 !n a boy1 w\ld (t5 m\nt ! /age & extemporize ) s mu* wit & tal5t z to surpass all ! pr(essional play]s4 ,dur+ 8 univ]sity c\rse1 & %ortly aft]w>ds1 he wrote _m neat ,lat9 epigrams ( :i* ! two foll[+ r\gh translations w give "s idea-- ,a ?ief ab\t to be accus$1 implor$ ,advice1 & s5t 8 c\nsel _m a p\nd1 ,! c\nsel1 :5 o'er mighty tomes he'd por$1 ,repli$1 ',if y'd escape1 y mu/ abscond4' ,once 9 ! lov+ cup1 a gue/ saw flies1 ,remov$ !m1 drank1 & !n put back a few4 ,&1 be+ que/ion$1 sagely ?us replies1 ',i l !m n--b _c speak = y4' ,he 0 to ! la/ fond ( pleasantry & kept a je/]4 ,! daught] ( ,h5ry ! ,eigh? & ,anne ,boleyn#ee c\ld sc>cely h be5 defici5t 9 mir?fulness1 & we f9d t ! dang]s ?r\gh :i* %e pass$ 9 h] y\? 7 n able to ext+ui% ,elizabe?'s love ( hum\r4 ,accord+ to ! cu/om ( ! day %e exhibit$ ?is n only 9 h] say+s1 b1 z com$ians 7 !n (t5 receiv$ 9 great h\ses1 %e ord]$ 9 #aehc t twelve ( !m %\ld be made grooms ( ! *amb]1 be sworn ! ,que5's s]vants1 & be array$ 9 h] liv]y4 ,! mo/ rem>kable ( ^! 0 ,t>lton4 ,he came ( humble orig94 ,full] says t1 :ile t5d+ 8 fa!r's sw9e1 a s]vant ( ,rob]t1 ,e>l ( ,leice/]1 pass+ by 0 s pleas$ ) 8 happy unhappy answ]s t he took him to c\rt4 ,b ,t>lton's hum\r 0 (t5 t ( ! common fool1 & dep5d$ g5]ally ^u action1 look1 & voice4 ,8 face 0 9 ?is respect 8 =tune1 = he _h a flat nose & squ9t+ eyes4 ,na% m5tions t on "o occasion he peept out 8 head1 probably ) a grimace1 at ! audi5ce1 :i* caus$ a bur/ ( laught]1 & l$ "o ( ! ju/ices1 :o did n und]/& ! fun1 to beat ! p on ! b>e pates1 inasmu* z !y1 be+ f>m]s & h9ds1 _h d>$ to laugh at ! ,que5's m54 ,he 0 celebrat$ = 8 jigs1 i4e4 extempore songs accompani$ ) tabor & pipe1 & sometimes ) danc+4 ,full] says he _h great influ5ce ) ,elizabe?1 & c\ld undumpi% h] at pleasure4 ,h] fav\rites 7 wont to g to him to prep>e _! access to h]1 & he told ! ,que5 m ( h] faults ?an mo/ ( h] *apla9s1 & cur$ h] melan*oly bett] ?an all h] physicians4 ,bohun says t1 at supp] %e w\ld div]t h]self ) h] fri5ds & att5dants1 & if !y made no answ] %e w\ld put !m ^u mir? & pleasant disc\rse ) great civility4 ,%e w\ld !n also admit ,t>lton1 a fam\s com$ian & pleasant talk]1 & o!r m5 to div]t h] ) /ories ( ! t[n1 & ! common je/s or accid5ts1 b s t !y kept )9 ! b\nds ( mode/y4 ,t>lton1 on "o occasion1 ca/ reflections ^u ,leice/]2 & said ( ,raleigh1 ! knave comm&s ! ,que51 at :i* %e 0 s mu* (f5d$ t %e =bade any ( h] je/]s to approa* h] table4 ,! je/s ( ,scogan1 or r ^? attribut$ to him1 7 v popul> 9 ,elizabe?'s "t4 ,?is man 0 c\rt-fool to ,h5ry ,,vii41 & is said to h be5 ( pleasant wit & b5t to m]rie devices4 ,he 0 fond ( practical jokes1 & (t5 attack$ ! cl]gy4 ,elizabe? seems to h _h a natural gift ( hum\r1 & we read ( _m ( h] witty say+s4 ,on "o occasion1 ^u an ar*bi%op f9d+ fault ) "s ( h] actions1 & quot+ ,scripture to prove %e _h act$ m z a politician ?an a ,*ri/ian4 ,i see1 my "l1 %e repli$1 t y h read ! scriptures1 b n ! book ( ,k+s4 ,%e 0 s well acqua9t$ ) prov]bs1 t on be+ pres5t$ ) a collection ( ,engli% aphorisms1 & told by ! au?or t x conta9$ !m all1 %e answ]$1 ,nay1 :]e is ',bate me an ace1 quo? ,bolton4' ,among ! say+s1 good = ! p]iod1 :i* h be5 attribut$ to h]1 we read t :5 ! ,ar*duke rais$ ! siege ( ,grave1 ! ,que5 :o he>d ( x be=e h] secret>y1 said to him1 ,wot y t ! ,ar*duke is ris5 f ! ,grave4 ,:5 at ,"l ,burleigh's %e promis$ to make sev5 knights1 & ! g5tlem5 to be s hon\r$ 7 plac$ 9 a l9e z ! ,que5 0 go+ out4 ,! lea/ wor?y ( !m1 h[ev]1 7 ?r\gh int]e/ ) ,"l ,burleigh plac$ fir/1 s t !y might h prec$5ce ( creation4 ,b ! ,que5 pass$ d[n ! r[ & took no notice ( !m2 b :5 %e _h rea*$ ! scre51 turn$1 & obs]v+1 ,i _h almo/ =gott5 my promise1 proce$$ to knight f ! l[] end4 ,on "o ( h] ,privy ,c\ncil say+ ,y\r ,maje/y 0 too politic = my ,"l ,burleigh1 %e repli$1 ,i h b foll[$ ! scripture--'! fir/ %all be la/ & ! la/ fir/4' ,! c>es ( sov]eignty1 & ! opposition ( h] ,roman ,ca?olic subjects l$ ,elizabe?'s hum\r to assume a some:at sev]e complexion4 ,h] ?\ghts gradually became m e>ne/1 & h] je/s cynical4 ,moreov]1 z se5 9 ,%akespe>e1 ! age 9 :i* %e liv$ 0 reflective1 & ! budd+ activity ( m9d 0 direct$ t[>ds great int]e/s4 ,!re 0 n t impression ( ! vanity ( all ?+s1 :i* gr[s up ) ! ext5sion & maturity ( society1 & attracts ! m9d to m fanciful & less grave consid]ations4 ,a good contra/ betwe5 ,elizabe?'s position1 & t ( ,james ,i4 may be se5 9 ! foll[+ occurr5ces4 ,:5 ,h5ry ,,iv4 _h giv5 ! ord] ( ,/4 ,mi*ael to ,nicolas ,clif=d & ,an?ony ,%irley1 %e comm&$ !m to return x4 ,i w n1 %e said1 h my %eep foll[ ! pipe ( a /range %eph]d2#ef b :5 ,james ,i4 0 told t sev]al noblem5 ( 8 c\rt & c\ncil1 receiv$ p5sions f ,spa91 ! ,k+ repli$ t he knew x well1 & only wi%$ ! ,k+ ( ,spa9 w\ld give !m t5 times z mu*1 z x w\ld r5d] him less able to make w> ^u him4 ,james 0 a man ( a v ecc5tric & grotesque fancy1 comb9$ ) a consid]able am\nt ( intellig5ce & le>n+4 ,he 0 p>ticul>ly fond ( religi\s controv]sy1 & wrote :at he consid]$ to be an important "w on ,demonologie4 ,f "o passage we might suppose t he ?\ght x s9ful to laugh1 z he says t man c only laugh1 because he c only s94 ,b he kept two cl[ns = 8 amusem5t1 & also appreciat$ ,b5 ,jonson1 to :om he gave ! direction ( ! ,c\rt ,masques4 ,he occasionally made "s cau/ic rem>ks1 :i* h come d[n to u1 su* z1 ,:o d5ys a ?+ he ev5 n[ spake1 is l him t looks 9 my face & picks my pocket4 ,a travell+ prea*] & a travell+ woman nev] come to any good at all4 ,sir ,h5ry ,wooton told him h[ ! ,pr9ce ( ,cond su$ = ! title ( ,altesse f ! ,synod ( ,v5ice4 ,! ,k+ repli$1 ,! ,pr9ce _h good reason to sue = x1 & t ! ,seigniory _h done ill to d5y x him1 consid]+ t ! _w knew h[ well he des]v$ x2 x be+ 8 cu/om to raise himself ^u e man's back1 & to make himself ! high] by e man's tail he c\ld get ^u4 ,& = t cause he hop$ to see him elevat$ by ! j ,ju/ice ( ,god to z high a dignity z ! gall[s at la/4 ,james ! ,fir/'s writ+s 7 mo/ly ( a religi\s "*1 & "s ( !m 7 suffici5tly ludicr\s4 ,b 9 8 ,c\nt]bla/e to ,tobacco1 8 indignation is (t5 mix$ ) hum\r4 ,he obs]ves t smok+ came f ! ,indians1 & cont9ues-- ,& n[1 good c\ntreym5 let vs 7,i pray y7 consid] :at hon\r or policy c move vs to imitate ! b>b>\s & bea/ly man]es ( ! wilde1 ,godlesse & slavi% ,indians1 especially 9 s vile & /9k+ a cu/ome8 ,%all wee t disda9e to imitate ! mann]s ( our neighb\r ,france4444 ,%all wee1 ,i say )\t blu%+ abase ourselves s f>re z to imitate ^! bea/ly ,indians1 slaves to ! ,spani>ds1 refuse to ! _w1 & z yet ali5s f ! ,holy ,cov5ant ( ,god8 ,:y doe wee n z well imitate !m 9 walk+ nak$ z !y doe8 9 pref]r+ glasses1 fea!rs1 & su* toyes to gold & preci\s /ones1 z !y doe8 ,yea1 :y d wee n d5y ,god1 & adore ! divel z !y doe8 ,he proce$s to combat ! !ory1 ,t ! bra9es ( all m5 bee+ naturally cold & wet1 all drie & hote ?+s %\ld be good = !m4 ,x is1 he says1 z if a man1 because ! liv] is hote1 & z x 7 an ov5 to ! /oma*e1 w\ld !re=e apply & we>e close ^u 8 liv] & /oma*e a cake ( lead2 he might )9 a %ort "t 7,i hope7 bee su/e9$ v *eape at an ,ord9>ie1 besides ! cle>+ ( 8 consci5ce f t dreadful s9ne ( gluttonie4 ,t[>ds ! end he gives "s m$ical te/imony-- ,surely smoke becomes a kit*9 f>re bett] ?an a d9+ *amb]1 & yet x makes a kit*9 also (t5times 9 ! inw>d p>ts ( m51 soyl+ & infect+ !m ) an vnctu\s & oily k9d ( soote1 z ha? be5 f\nd 9 "s great tobacco tak]s1 t aft] _! dea?1 7 op5$4 ,addison1 speak+ ( ,james' love ( je/+1 obs]ves3--,! age 9 :i* ! pun *iefly fl\ri%$ 0 9 ! reign ( ,k+ ,james ! ,fir/4 ,t le>n$ mon>* 0 himself a tol]able pun/]1 & made v few bi%ops or privy-c\ncillors t _h n sometime or o!r signaliz$ !mselves by a cl9* or a conundrum4 ,x 0 !re=e 9 ?is age t ! pun appe>$ ) pomp & dignity4 ,x _h be5 be=e admitt$ into m]ry spee*es & ludicr\s compositions1 b 0 n[ deliv]$ ) great gravity f ! pulpit1 or pron\nc$ 9 ! mo/ solemn mann] at ! c\ncil-table4 ,v]bal hum\r cont9u$ to be admir$ = its +5uity 9 ! reign ( ,*>les ,i4 ,! *ildi% ta/e ( ! "t 9 ?is respect is prom95tly exhibit$ 9 ! ,fames ,r\le1 writt5 by a ,mrs4 ,m>y ,fage1 9 hon\r ( ! royal family & pr9cipal pe]s ( ! realm4 ,x consi/s ( %ort poems1 & ea* "o =ms an acro/ic1 & comm5ces ) an anagram ( ! "n4 ,! foll[+ w give specim5s ( ?is ridicul\s composition3-- ,to ! high & mighty4 ,pr9cesse ,m>y1 ,elde/ ,daught] ( our ,sov]aigne ,"l ,k+ ,*>les4 ,,m>y ,,/v>te4 ,anagramma4 ,a ,,m]ry ,,/atv4 ,m ir? may ) ,pr9ces v well agree1 ,a ,m]ry ,/atv !n faire ,madam be2 ,r ightly 'twill fit y\r age1 y\r v]tues grace2 ,y eeld+ ,a ,m]ry ,/atv 9 y\r face4 ,s mile !n1 high ,lady1 :ile ( mir? write ,i1 ,t hat s my ,muse may ) alacrity1 ,u nto y\r ,highness s+ )\t all fe>e1 ,a nd a true ,/atv ( y\r v]tues re>e3 ,r ea*+ :]eto1 t %e may high] flee1 ,t hus humbly beg ,i on my b5d$ knee1 ,e v] ,a ,m]ry ,/atv be to me4 ,,george ,,mann]s4 ,anagramma4 ,,nor ,,z ,,gre5 ,,gem4 ,g reat hon\r$ ,pe]e1 & ,rutl&'s ,noble ,e>le1 ,e v5 9 v]tue %9+ l a ,pe>le ,o v] all ,europe1 add+ to y\r bir?1 ,r adiant bright beames ( y\r true hon\r$ wor?3 ,g em great & preci\s1 see y are rema9+ ,e v] ! rayes ( v]tue's beames reta9+4 ,m ak+ all ,europe /& amaz$ q1 ,a nd wond] mu* at ,rutl&'s glori\s light1 ,n or z a gre5 gem let y\r lu/re be1 ,n o1 gre5ness "h betok5s levity1 ,e v] m z a preci\s gem rema9 y1 ,r ed or "s ori5t col\r /ill reta9e y2 ,s o nor z gre5 gem1 w ! _w proclaime y4 ,! je/] /ill rema9$ 9 (fice 9 ,*>les ! ,fir/'s reign & ,ar*ee assum$ ! old pr]ogative ( ! motley 9 tell+ home tru?s to 8 ma/]4 ,on "o occasion he 0 ord]$ by ! ,k+ to say grace1 z ! *apla9 0 away1 ^u :i* ! je/] pron\nc$ x1 ,all glory be to ,god on high1 & little ,laud to ! devil4 ,at :i* all ! c\rti]s smil$1 because x reflect$ ^u ! ,ar*bi%op ( ,cant]bury1 :o 0 a little man4 ,! ,k+ said he w\ld tell ,laud1 & :at w\ld he d !n8 ,oh6 said ,ar*ee1 ,i w hide me :]e he w nev] f9d me4 ,:]e is t8 ask$ ! ,k+4 ,9 8 pulpit1 answ]$ ,ar*ee1 = ,i am sure he nev] goes !re4 ,! rebellion aga9/ ,*>les ! ,fir/ & ! success ( ! ,puritans l$ to a rem>kable developm5t ( religi\s feel+4 ,m5 seem$ = ! mom5t to ?9k m ( ! next _w ?an ( ! pres5t1 season$ _! language ) texts1 & f ,scripture adopt$ new names suitable to a new life4 ,_! usual tone ( conv]sation is ?us humor\sly describ$ by ,h>rison ,a9swor?4 ,capta9 ,/elfax pays ,colonel ,maunsel a domicili>y visit1 & an old ,royali/ reta9] tells ! r$\btable ,r\ndhead t he looks m l a roy/]+ ,cavali] ?an a ,puritan1 to :i* ! latt] replies-- ,g to1 knave1 & lik5 me n to a pr(ane foll[] ( ,jehoram4 ,take he$ t ?\ answ]e/ me tru?fully4 ,?\ art newly return$ f ! battle-field :]eat ! "y man ,*>les ,/u>t 0 utt]ly r\t$1 & :]e our g5]al1 l ,pekah ! son ( ,remaliah slew _m ?\s&s ( m5 9 "o day1 because !y _h =sak5 ! ,"l ,god ( _! fa!rs4 ,did/ ?\ be> arms 9 ! s]vice ( ,ahaz8 ,"o ,increase ,micklegift soon aft]w>ds fell into ! capta9's bad graces-- ,i beg9 to suspect x 0 by ?y in/rum5tality t he ha? escap$4 ,h[ c\ld t be see+ ,i 0 ) !e 9 ! closet4 ,micklegift rejo9$4 ,x might easily be1 s9ce x 0 by ?y devise t ,i 0 l$ into ! sn>e4 ,bitt]ly %alt ?\ rue x1 if ,i f9d !e leagu$ ) ! ,amalekites4 ,all ?is af=ds a good idea ( ! phraseology ( ^! m51 "s ( :om indulg$ 9 su* names z ,nehemiah1 ,lift-up-,h& & ,bett]-,late-?an-,nev]1 & x mu/ be rememb]$1 to _! cr$it1 t !re nev] 0 a m ord]ly army ?an t ( ,cromwell4 ,9 accordance ) ! s5tim5ts !n ent]ta9$ all !atrical exhibitions 7 prohibit$4 ,su* au/]ity & self-d5ial c\ld n be ( long cont9uance--x 0 kept up by an ef=t1 & l$ to an inevitable reaction1 & s we f9d t ! c\rt ( ! ,m]ry ,mon>* became notori\s 9 hi/ory = its dissipation4 ,hum\r proportionally *ang$ f :at x _h be5 "u ,*>les ,i41 & we read t t ! old ,e>l ( ,norwi*1 :o _h be5 e/eem$ ! greate/ wit1 0 n[ q out ( fa%ion4 ,b>b>\s nations h little idea ( delicacy ( any k9d2 & civilisation f9ds x h>d entirely to *ange nature1 s t :]e-ev] ! gr\nd is all[$ to lie fall[1 ! old we$s appe> 9 _! noisesome rankness4 ,h5ce f "t to "t we f9d indelicacy spr++ up1 & made to s]ve ! purposes ( ^? :o "k t ! evil plant is n radically extirpat$4 ,"o ( ! mo/ (f5sive m5 9 ?is respect 0 ,pet] ,aret9us1 an ,italian adv5tur]1 :o became a great fav\rite ) ! ,emp]or ,*>les ,v4 ,he is said to h di$ f fall+ back ov] 8 *air 9 a fit ( laught]1 on he>+ "s indelicate joke4 ,b modes ( dea? h (t5 be5 inv5t$ to accord ) ! lives ( ^? :o suff]$ !m1 j z di?yrambic ,anacreon is said to h be5 *ok$ by a grape /one4 ,l\is ,,xi4 0 also addict$ to ?is je/+ :i* is n conv5i5t4 ,we read t he told ,edw>d ,,iv4 9 a jocose way t he 0 "r glad to see him at ,p>is1 & t if he w\ld come & div]t himself ) ! gay ladies !re1 he w\ld assign = 8 confessor1 ! ,c>d9al ( ,b\rbon1 :o1 he knew1 w\ld grant him easy absolution = peccadilloes ( love & gallantry4 ,edw>d 0 mu* pleas$ ) ?is raill]y1 = he knew ! ,c>d9al 0 a gay man4 ,l\is 0 aft]w>ds 9 great al>m ^u ,edw>d's acceptance ( 8 invitation4 ,! hum\r ( ,*>les ,,ii4 & 8 c\rt consi/$ m ( jollity ?an wit4 ,! k+ 0 always ready to laugh outright1 ev5 9 *ur* at ! s]mon4 ,he enc\rag$ & l$ ! way 9 an indelicate k9d ( je/+1 :i* he seems to h le>n$ dur+ 8 travels 9 ,france4 ,on 8 tell+ ,"l ,%aftesbury1 ,i believe ,%aftesbury1 t ?\ art ! wick$e/ dog 9 ,engl&1 ! /atesman humbly repli$1 ,may x please y\r ,maje/y1 ( a subject1 ,i believe ,i am4 ,we %\ld n expect too mu* f ! son ( ,h5rietta ,m>ia4 ,x is relat$ t "o morn+ :5 at ,exet]1 press+ h] h& to h] head %e said to h] physician1 ,may]ne1 ,i am afraid ,i %all g mad "s day4 ,nay1 he repli$1 y\r ,maje/y ne$ n fe> go+ mad2 y h be5 s "s "t4 ,b ,*>les ow$ mu* to 8 gay & easy mann]4 ,not)/&+ 8 faults he 0 s pleasant a man t no "o c\ld be sorr[ful "u 8 gov]nm5t4 ,he sometimes d9$ at ! annual civic banquet1 & "o ( ! company pres5t on ! occasion :5 ,sir ,rob]t ,v9] 0 ,"l ,mayor1 ref]s to x z foll[s4 ,sir ,rob]t 0 a v loyal man1 & if y w all[ ! expression1 v fond ( 8 sov]eign1 b :at ) ! joy he felt at he>t = ! hon\r done him by 8 pr9ce & ?r\gh ! w>m? he 0 9 ) cont9ual toa/+ heal?s ( ! royal family1 8 lord%ip grew a little fond ( ,8 ,maje/y1 & ent]$ into a famili>ity n altoge!r s graceful 9 s public a place4 ,! k+ und]/ood v well h[ to extricate himself 9 all k9ds ( difficulties1 & ) a h9t to ! company to avoid c]emony1 /ole (f & made t[>ds 8 coa* :i* /ood ready = him 9 ,guildhall y>d4 ,b ! ,mayor lik$ 8 company s well1 & 0 gr[n s intimate1 t he pursu$ him ha/ily & cat*+ him fa/ by ! h&1 cri$ out ) a vehem5t oa? & acc5t1 ',sir1 y %all /ay & take t'o!r bottle4' ,! airy mon>* look$ k9dly at him ov] 8 %\ld]1 & ) a smile & graceful air 7= ,i saw him at ! "t & d n[7 repeat$ ?is l9e ( ! old song ',he t's drunk is z great z a ,k+1' & imm$iately turn$ back & compli$ ) 8 reque/4 ,tom ,killegrew 0 ! la/ ( 8 clo?2 =c$ & con/ant je/+ becom+ less & less appreciat$4 ,z ! je/]s approa*$ _! end1 !y _h m ( ! morali/ & politician 9 !m ?an ( ! m\ntebank4 ,we may judge ( ,killegrew's wit1 :5 we read t "o day on 8 appe>ance ,*>les said to 8 gay companions1 ,n[ we %all he> our faults4 ,no1 repli$ ! je/]1 ,i don't c>e to tr\ble my head ) t :i* all ! t[n talks (4#eg ,killegrew mu/ h _h f9e scope = 8 s>casm4 ,9 ^! times ! "* ( ! mon>* gave ! tone to society1 & 0 reflect$ 9 ! dramati/s4 ,?us we f9d ! e>ne/ness ( ,elizabe? 9 ,%akespe>e1 ! :imsicality ( ,james 9 ,jonson1 & ! lic5ti\sness ( ,*>les ,,ii4 9 ! poets ( ! ,re/oration4 ,! det]ioration ( m5 & ( hum\r 9 ! la/ reign is m>k$ by ! fact t ridicule 0 mo/ly direct$ n aga9/ vice z 9 ,roman satire1 b aga9/ undes]v$ mis=tunes4 ,ev5 virtue & le>n+ did n af=d immunity2 ,bi%op ,w>burton writes3 ,?is weapon 79 ! dissolute times ( ,*>les ,,ii47 complet$ ! ru9 ( ! be/ m9i/] ( t age4 ,! hi/orians tell u t ,*ancellor ,hyde 0 br\ght into 8 ,maje/y's contempt by ?is c\rt argum5t4 ,!y mimick$ 8 walk & ge/ure ) a fire-%ovel & bell[s = ! mace & purse4 ,! indelicacy ( :i* ,*>les & 8 companions 0 guilty1 0 n ( a primitive & ignorant k9d1 b always ( an amatory "*1 & at ! exp5se ( ! fair sex2 je/s =m]ly s common z to obta9 ! "n ( japes4 ,! writ]s ( t day are objectionable n m]ely = co>s5ess ( ?is k9d1 b = ! l>ge am\nt ( x1 z "o arti/e 9 complim5t>y attire might be tol]at$ :]e a cr[d ( sem9ude p]=m]s c\ld n4 ,! poems ( ,s$ley & ,ro*e/] are z abundant 9 indelicacy z !y are defici5t 9 hum\r4 ,! epigram ( ,s$ley to ,julius gives a m correct idea ( 8 "* ?an ( 8 usual dullness4 ,?\ swe>e/ ?\'ll dr9k no m2 k9d ,heav5 s5d ,me su* a cook or coa*man1 b no fri5d4 ,ro*e/] might h produc$ some?+ good4 ,8 v]ses h m traces ( poetry & hum\r ?an we %\ld expect f a man :o out ( ! ?irty-f\r ye>s ( 8 life1 0 = five ( !m cont9ually drunk4 ,he ne>ly always attunes 8 h>p to ! old subject1 s z to become hopelessly monoton\s4 ,incon/ancy has great *>ms = him1 & he consequ5tly imputes x also to ! ladies-- ,womank9d m joy discov]s ,mak+ fools1 ?an keep+ lov]s4 ,aga93 ,love l o!r little boys1 ,cries = he>ts z !y = toys1 ,:i* :5 ga9$1 9 *ildi% play1 ,wantonly are ?r[n away4 ,he seems to h be5 oppress$ by a disbelief 9 any k9d ( good 9 ! _w4 ,8 philosophy1 :5ev] he v5tur$ ^u any1 0 sceptical & irrev]5t4 ,8 be/ attempt 9 ?is direction 0 a poem ,^u ,no?+1 :i* comm5ces3 ,no?+6 ?\ eld] bro!r ev'n to %ade1 ,t _h'/ a be+ 'ere ! _w 0 made1 ,& 7well fixt7 art alone ( end+ n afraid4 ,ere ,"t & ,place 71 ,"t & ,place 7 n1 ,:5 primitive ,no?+1 ,some?+ /raight begot1 ,!n all proce$$ f ! great unit$--,:at8 ,sometimes he amus$ himself writ+ libels on ! k+1 & "s ( 8 satires conta9 m or less tru?1 z-- ,8 fa!r's foes he does rew>d1 ,pres]v+ ^? t cut (f's head1 ,old ,cavali]s1 ! cr[n's be/ gu>d1 ,he lets !m />ve = want ( bread4 ,nev] 0 a ,k+ endu$ ,) s mu* grace & gratitude4 ,buck+ham does n appe> to h agre$ ) ,ro*e/] ab\t ,*>les1 = he writes1 ,he 0 an illu/ri\s exception to all ! common rules ( physiognomy1 = ) a mo/ saturn9e & h>% sort ( c\nt5ance1 he 0 bo? ( a m]ry & m]ciful disposition4 ,buck+ham's hum\r 0 ( a v poor description1 b he wrote a ,com$y ,! ,rehe>sal1 :i* 0 highly approv$1 mo/ly1 h[ev]1 because aim$ at ,dryd51 & ! h]oic drama4 ,f "o passage 9 x1 we obs]ve t he notic$ ! diff]5ce betwe5 ! effect ( hum\r 9 ! plot1 & 9 ! dialogue ( ! play-- ,prettyman4 ,well1 ,tom1 ,i hope %ortly we %all h ano!r co9 = !e2 = n[ ! w>s are com+ on1 ,i %all gr[ to be a man ( metal4 ,bayes4 ,o1 y did n d t half en\gh4 ,johnson4 ,me?9ks he does x admirably4 ,bayes4 ,i1 pretty well1 b he does n hit me 9't1 he does n top 8 "p4 ,?imble4 ,t's ! way to be /amp$ y\rself1 ,sir1 ,i %all see y come home l an angel = ! k+'s evil1 ) a hole bor$ ?r\gh y4 ,bayes4 ,!re he has hit x up to ! hilt4 ,h[ d y l x n[1 g5tlem58 is n ?is pure wit8 ,smi?4 ',tis snip snap1 ,sir1 z y say1 b me?9ks n pleasant nor to ! purpose1 = ! play does n g on4 ,! plot /&s /ill4 ,bayes4 ,:y1 :at ! devil is ! plot good = b to br+ 9 f9e ?+s4 ,dryd5 c\ld sc>cely be expect$ to rema9 sil5t "u ! bl[ "h aim$ at 8 plays4 ,an opportunity = rev5ge soon pres5t$ itself1 :5 he und]took to compose a political satire ^u ,monm\? & 8 intrigues4 ,"s say t ?is rem>kable poem 0 writt5 at ! comm& ( ,*>les4 ,x _h a great success1 five editions be+ sold )9 ! ye>--"o cause ( its popul>ity be+ its novel "*4 ,! idea ( introduc+ ,scriptural imp]sonations into a poem 0 new or ne>ly s1 & v successful4 ,monm\? _h already be5 call$ ,absalom1 & z ! ,k+ 7,david7 0 v fond ( him1 x 0 desirable to place 8 %ortcom+s to ! acc\nt ( 8 advis]s1 repres5t$ by ,a*itophel4 ,! way 9 :i* ,dryd5 h&l$ 8 adv]s>ies may be und]/ood f su* passages z3-- ,levi1 ?\ art a load3 ,i'll lay !e d[n ,& %[ rebellion b>e1 )\t a g[n2 ,poor slaves 9 metre1 dull & addle-pat$ ,:o rhime bel[ e'en ,david's psalms translat$4 ,doeg is ano!r enemy3-- ',tw]e pity treason at 8 door to lay ,:o makes heav5's gate a lock to its own key4 ,let him rail on1 let 8 invective muse ,h f\r & tw5ty lett]s to abuse1 ,:i*1 if he jumbles to "o l9e ( s5se ,indict him ( a capital (f5ce4 ,?is satire l$ to "s replies1 :i* ,dryd5 cru%$ 9 8 ,mac ,flecnoe1 a poem nam$ aft] an ,iri% prie/--an inf]ior poet--:o1 b = ?is notice1 w\ld nev] h be5 kn[n to po/]ity4 ,%adwell 0 ! man really aim$ at2 ,mac ,flecnoe exclaims3-- ,%adwell alone1 ( all my sons1 is he ,:o /&s confirm$ 9 full /upidity1 ,! re/ to "s fa9t mean+ make pret5ce ,b ,%adwell nev] deviates into s5se4#eh ,aft] mu* 9 ! same /ra91 he f9i%es )3-- ,?y g5ius calls !e n to pur*ase fame ,9 ke5 iambics1 b mild anagram4 ,leave writ+ plays1 & *oose = ?y comm& ,"s peaceful prov9ce 9 acro/ic l&1 ,!re ?\ maye/ w+s display & alt>s raise1 ,& torture "o poor _w t5 ?\s& ways4 ,dryd5 calls ?is k9d ( satire ,v>ronian1 z he weaves a sort ( imag9>y /ory into :i* he introduces ! object ( 8 attack4 ,he 0 "u ! impression t ?is 0 ! fir/ piece ( ridicule writt5 9 h]oics1 & 8 claim seem$ correct z f> z ,engl& 0 conc]n$1 b ,boileau & ,tassoni _h prec$$ him4 ,willmot says1 ,dryd5 is want+ 9 ! graceful hum\r ( ,tassoni1 & exquisite p[] ( ,boileau4 ,8 wit has m weight ?an edge--x beat 9 arm\r1 b c\ld n cut gause4 ,! great] "p ( ,dryd5's satire c\ld n cut any?+1 nor be di/+ui%$ f elaborate vitup]ation4 ,he wrote an essay on ,satire1 9 :i* he %[s a mu* bett] k ( hi/ory ?an ( hum\r4 ,8 be/ passages are 9 ! ,spani% ,fri>s1 b !y are weak & ma9ly direct$ aga9/ ! pr(ligacy ( ! ,*ur*4 ,! s]vant says ( ! fri>1 ,!re's a huge1 fat religi\s g5tleman com+ up1 ,sir4 ,he says he's b a fri>1 b he's big en\gh to be a ,pope2 8 gills are z rosy z a turkey-cock's2 8 great belly walks 9 /ate be=e him l an h>b+]1 & 8 g\ty legs come limp+ aft] x4 ,nev] 0 su* a ton ( devotion se54 ,samuel ,butl] af=ds "o ( ! _m examples ( highly gift$ lit]>y m5 :o h di$ 9 great pov]ty4 ,8 works1 recomm5d$ by ,"l ,dorset1 7 read l>gely1 & ev5 by ! ,k+ himself2 b !re 0 !n no great dem& = books1 & au?ors _h to look to patrons1 & eat ! unc]ta9 bread ( dep5d5ce4 ,we may suppose1 h[ev]1 t he 0 an improvid5t man1 = dur+ 8 life he held sev]al (fices1 & 0 at "o "t /ew>d ( ,ludl[ ,ca/le4 ,butl] possess$ a real gift ( hum\r1 & an a/oni%+ f]tility ( inv5tion4 ,to u !re seems to be /ill too mu* indelicacy 9 8 writ+s1 ?\gh less ?an h]et(ore1 & !re is a consid]able am\nt ( be>-fight+1 bo? 9 ! lit]al & metaphorical s5se4 ,?is r\gh & cruel pa/ime 0 v common 9 t day4 ,we read ( be>-bait+ at ,k5ilwor? to amuse ,que5 ,elizabe?1 & ,alleyn1 ! munific5t f\nd] ( ,dulwi* ,college1 0 n only a dramatic au?or & manag]1 b ,ma/] ( ! be>s & dogs1 :i* seems to h be5 a po/ ( hon\r4 ,to ! pres5t day1 a r+ = su* sports is to be se5 outside ! pr9cipal gate ( ,battle ,abbey4 ,we h already obs]v$ t ! drama ( ,spa9 became ! model = t ( mod]n ,europe1 & we are n !re=e surpris$ to f9d t ! ma9 design 9 ,sir ,hudibras is to produce an ,engli% ,don ,quixote4 ,all ! accessories ( ! "w po9t to ?is imitation2 !re is a long acc\nt ( 8 arms1 8 ,squire1 & horse4 ,b beyond ?is1 he aim$ at sev]al well-kn[n rogues ( 8 day1 especially ^? pret5d+ to necromancy & prophetic p[]s1 :o seem to h be5 num]\s4#ei ,?is gave ! poem an int]e/ at t day :i* x _c h n[1 & x 0 increas$ by ! amus+ hits he makes at ! ,puritans1 :o _h lately convuls$ ! ,/ate1 & :om he _h be5 able to gauge :5 he 0 employ$ by ,sir ,samuel ,luke4#fj ,! l9es are well kn[n 9 :i* he speaks ( ! "t3-- ,:5 pulpit1 drum1 ecclesia/ic1 ,0 beat ) fi/1 in/ead ( a /ick2 & ! g5]al outcry aga9/ dignit>ies is ?us repres5t$3-- ,! oy/] wom5 lock$ _! fi% up ,& trudg$ away to cry ',no ,bi%op'2 ,bot*]s left old clo!s 9 ! lur*1 ,& fell to turn & pat* ! *ur*2 ,"s cry'd ! ,cov5ant1 in/ead ,( pudd+1 pies1 & g+]bread6 ,sir ,hudibras is a ,presbyt]ian true blue4 ,su* z d build _! fai? ^u ,! holy te/ ( pike & gun2 ,decide all controv]sies by ,infallible artill]y3 ,& prove _! doctr9e or?odox ,by apo/olic bl[s & knocks4 ,r ?an fail1 !y w defy ,t :i* !y love mo/ t5d]ly2 ,qu>rel ) m9c$ pies1 & disp>age4 ,_! be/ & de>e/ fri5d1 plum porridge2 ,fat pig & goose itself oppose1 ,& blaspheme cu/>d ?r\gh ! nose4 ,sir ,hudibras 0 le>n$ 9 controv]sy3-- ,= he a rope ( s& c\ld twi/ ,z t\gh z le>n$ ,sorboni/ ,& weave f9e cobwebs fit = skull ,t's empty :5 ! moon is full1 ,su* z take lodg+s 9 a head ,t's to be let unfurni%$4 ,he _h be5 at ! siege ( ,bull51 by ,h5ry ,,viii41 & 8 bree*es 7 l9$ ,) _m a piece ,( ammunition1 bread & *eese1 ,& fat black pudd+s1 prop] food ,= w>riors t delight 9 blood4 ,= z he said he always *ose ,to c>ry victual 9 8 hose1 ,t (t5 tempt$ rats & mice ,! ammunition to surprise4 ,hudibras speak+ ( m5 fight+ ) an unwor?y enemy1 says3-- ,s ?' ,emp]or ,caligula ,t triumph$ o'er ! ,briti% sea1 ,took crabs & oy/]s prison]s1 ,& lob/]s '/ead ( cuirassi]s2 ,engag$ 8 legions 9 fi]ce bu/les ,) p]iw9kles1 prawns1 & mussels1 ,& l$ 8 troops ) furi\s gallops ,to *>ge :ole regim5ts ( scallops2 ,n l _! anci5t way ( w>1 ,to wait on 8 triumphal c>2 ,b1 :5 he w5t to d9e or sup1 ,m bravely ate 8 captives up4 ,butl] beg9s "o canto ) ,ah me6 :at p]ils d environ ,! man t m$dles ) cold iron4 ,8 political views are se5 9 ! foll[+3 ,= z a fly t goes to b$ ,re/s ) its tail above its head1 ,s 9 ?is mongrel /ate ( ours ,! rabble are ! supreme p[]s4 ,t hors$ u on _! backs to %[ u ,a jadi% trick at la/1 & ?r[ u4 ,sev]al m9or poems h be5 attribut$ to ,butl]1 b mo/ ( !m h be5 consid]$ spuri\s4 ,"s1 h[ev]1 are admitt$--"o ( :i* is a humor\s skit aga9/ ! ,royal ,society1 :o 7 suppos$ at t day to be too m9utely subtle4 ,x is call$ ,an ,elephant 9 ! ,moon4 ,"s le>n$ a/ronom]s ?9k !y h made a great discov]y1 b x is really ow+ to a m\se & "s gnats hav+ got into _! telescope4 ,! light1 %ort metre 9 :i* ,butl] compos$ 8 comic n>rative 0 well suit$ to ! subject1 & correspond$ to ! swift iambics ( ,ar*ilo*us4 ,dryd5 says t d\ble rhymes are necess>y companions ( burlesque writ+4 ,addison1 h[ev]1 is ( op9ion t ,hudibras w\ld h made a mu* m agreeable figure 9 h]oics1 to :i* ,c[d5 ,cl>ke replies1 ,:y1 bless 8 head6 ! :ole & sole int5tion ( ! poem is mock h]oic1 & ! /ructure ( ! v]se is burlesque1 & he also tells u t ,butl]'s rhymes con/itute "o feature ( 8 wit4 ,c]ta9ly he _h "s /range t]m9ations to 8 l9es4 ,hudibras speak+ ( hang+ ,sidrophel & ,:ackum says3-- ,i'll make !m s]ve = p]p5dicl>s ,z true z e'er 7 us$ by bricklay]s4 ,"o ( ! be>-bait+ mob annoys ,rapho's /e$1 :o ,began to kick1 & fl+1 & w9ce1 ,z if he'd be5 beside 8 s5se1 ,/riv+ to dis5gage f ?i/le ,t gall'd him sorely "u 8 tail4 ,aga9 we h3-- ,an anci5t ca/le t comm&s ,?' adjac5t p>ts1 9 all ! fabric ,y %all n see "o /one1 nor a brick4 ,! a/rolog]s made an in/rum5t to exam9e ! moon to ,tell :at h] diamet] p] in* is2 ,& prove t %e's n made ( gre5 *eese4 ,by ! int]*ange :i* (t5 takes place betwe5 ! poetical & ludicr\s1 ?is r\ghness ( v]sification1 !n all[able1 appe>s n[ s *ildi%1 t ,lamb & ,c[d5 ,cl>k mi/ook x = hum\r4 ,b we might extract f ! writ]s ( t day _m ridicul\s rhymes1 evid5tly int5d$ to be s]i\s4 ,! hum\r ( ,butl] 0 9 8 "t m popul> ?an ! s5tim5t ( ,milton1 b he obta9$ no comm5surate remun]ation4 ,wy*]ley k9dly endeav\r$ to int]e/ ,buck+ham on 8 behalf1 & _h almo/ succe$$1 :5 two h&some wom5 pass$ by1 & ! ,duke left him 9 pursuit ( !m4 ,john ,wesley's fa!r has writt5 ,butl]'s epitaph 9 imp]i%able s>casm3-- ,see him :5 />v$ to dea? & turn$ to du/1 ,pres5t$ ) a monum5tal bu/2 ,! poet's fate is "h 9 emblem %[n1 ,he ask$ = bread1 & he receiv$--a /one4 ,,*apt] ,,viii4 ,comic ,drama ( ! ,re/oration--,e!rege--,wy*]ley4 ,! example set by ,beaumont & ,flet*] seems to h be5 mu* foll[$ by _! imm$iate successors4 ,deck] wrote conjo9tly ) ,web/] & ,middleton1 & x is sometimes difficult to di/+ui% 8 "w4 ,8 p[] ( invective 0 well kn[n2 & 9 8 hum\r !re is su* /ra9+ aft] /rong words & effective phrases1 z to seem q unnatural4 ,8 ,gull's ,hornbook is writt5 aga9/ coxcombs1 & he says _! v9eg> rail+s %all n qu5* 8 ,alp9e resolutions4 ,e!rege & ,wy*]ley u%]$ 9 ! comic drama ( ! ,re/oration4 ,!y 7 bo? c\rti]s1 & ! successful writ]s ( ?is p]iod took _! tone f t ( ! quality4 ,george1 7aft]w>ds ,sir ,george7 ,e!rege 0 born 9 #afcf4 ,he 0 kn[n z ,g5tle ,george or ,easy ,e!rege1 & x is said t he 0 himself a fop1 & pa9t$ ! "* ( ,dorimant 9 ,sir ,fopl+ ,flutt] f himself4 ,9 8 pr9cipal plays !re is v little hum\r1 ?\gh he gives "s amus+ sket*es ( ! affectations ( ! metropolis4 ,mi/ress ,loveit4 ,y are gr[n an e>ly ris]1 ,i he>4 ,bel9da4 ,d y n wond]1 my de>1 :at made me abroad s soon8 ,lov4 ,y d n use to d s4 ,bel4 ,! c\ntry g5tlewom5 ,i told y ( 7,"l6 !y h ! odde/ div]sions7 w\ld nev] let me re/ till ,i promis$ to g ) !m to ! m>kets ?is morn+1 to eat fruit & buy nosegays4 ,lov4 ,are !y s fond ( a fil?y nosegay8 ,bel4 ,!y compla9 ( ! /9ks ( ! t[n1 & are nev] well b :5 !y h _! noses 9 "o4 ,lov4 ,!re are ess5ces & sweet wat]s4 ,bel4 ,o1 !y cry out ^u p]fumes !y are un:olesome1 "o ( 'em 0 fall+ into a fit ) ! smell ( ^! ,n>olii4 ,lov4 ,me?9ks1 9 complaisance1 y %\ld h _h a nosegay too4 ,bel4 ,d y ?9k1 my de>1 ,i c\ld be s loa?some to trick myself up ) c>nations & /ock-gilly fl[]s8 ,i begg$ _! p>don1 & told !m ,i nev] wore any?+ b ,orange-fl[]s & ,tub]ose4 ,t :i* made me will+ to g 0 a /range desire ,i _h to eat "s fre% nect>9es4 ,wy*]ley 0 ! son ( a ,%rop%ire g5tleman :o be+ a ,royali/1 & n will+ to tru/ him to ! ,puritans1 s5t him to be educat$ 9 ,france4 ,he became a ,roman ,ca?olic1 b aft]w>ds recant$4 ,wy*]ley 0 rem>kable = 8 beauty1 & /alw>t proportions1 he 0 call$ manly or brawny ,wy*]ley2 & ! notori\s ,du*ess ( ,clevel& 0 s captivat$ by 8 appe>ance1 t %e made 8 acqua9tance :5 pass+ 9 h] c>riage by jocosely call+ out at him "s abusive epi!ts4 ,aft]w>ds1 we are told t %e (t5 visit$ ,wy*]ley at ! ,temple1 disguis$ z a c\ntry girl 9 a /raw hat1 ) patt5s on h] feet1 & a basket on h] arm4 ,lat]1 he _h ! mis=tune to make ! acqua9tance ( ! ,c\ntess ( ,drogh$a on ! ,pantiles at ,tunbridge ,wells1 & by secretly m>ry+ h] incurr$ ! ,k+'s displeasure4 ,he 0 f9ally r$uc$ to great di/ress1 b ,james ,,ii41 recognis+ 8 tal5t1 gave him a p5sion1 & sav$ him f de/itution 9 8 old age4 ,wy*]ley wrote 8 fir/ play 9 #affg4 ,9 comp>+ him ) ,%akespe>e we f9d ! same diff]5ce z exi/$ betwe5 ! old & new com$y 9 ,greece4 ,political *>act]s h disappe>$ toge!r ) ho/ility & combats on ! /age1 :ile amor\s intrigue is l>gely develop$4 ,!re is at ! same "t consid]able sprightl9ess 9 ! dialogue1 & ! tricks1 deceptions & misadv5tures ( lov]s fill ! pages ) mu* t is +5i\s & amus+4 ,9 ! ,g5tleman ,danc+ ,ma/]1 a "y sp>k pret5ds to a ri* fa!r t he is only visit+ 8 daught] to tea* h] to dance4 ,a rival lov]--a ,fr5*ifi$ puppy--is made unconsci\sly to co-op]ate 9 8 own discomfiture1 :ile ! dup$ fa!r jokes ) ! suppos$ danc+ ma/]1 & asks him :e!r he is n engag$ to "o ( 8 ri* pupils1 laugh+ he>tily at ! picture he draws to himself ( h] fa!r's indignation4 ,aga91 9 ,a ,c\ntry ,wife1 a jeal\s husb& obliges 8 sp\se to write a disda9ful lett] to a gallant1 b ! lady slyly sub/itutes "o ( q a diff]5t "*1 :i* ! husb& duly & pomp\sly deliv]s to him4 ,! hum\r ( ,wy*]ley is almo/ entirely ( ?is k9d4 ,"h are no v]bal quips1 no sallies ( pr(ess$ fools1 no /upidities ( c\ntry boobies4 ,^! h pass$ away f good com$y4 ,speak+ ( ! *ange1 he says t =m]ly !y 7 cont5t$ to make s]v+-m5 fools on ! /age1 b n[ y %all sc>cely see a fool on ! /age :o is n a knight4 ,! fact 0 t a high] k9d ( hum\r 0 requir$1 & accord+ly we n[1 = ! fir/ "t1 he> ( wits--m5 ( good bir? & position1 :o prid$ !mselves on _! tal5t4 ,!y 7 g5]ally rem>kable = _! mann]s & address1 & affect$ a sup]iority 9 acut5ess1 b n always 9 hum\r4 ,wy*]ley speaks ( wits n exactly 9 ! s5se ( humori/s1 b r z coxcombs1 endu$ ) a c]ta9 cunn+3 ,y\r c\rt wit is a fa%ionable1 ins9uat+1 flatt]+1 cr++1 grimac+ fell[1 & has wit en\gh to solicit a suit ( love2 & if he fail he has malice en\gh to ru9 ! woman ) a dull lampoon2 b he rails /ill at ! man t is abs5t1 = all wits rail2 & 8 wit prop]ly lies 9 comb+ p]ukes1 mat*+ ribbons1 & be+ sev]e1 z !y call x1 ^u o!r peoples' clo!s4 ,lydia4 ,n[1 :at is y\r c(fee wit8 ,dapp]wit4 ,he is a ly+1 c5sori\s1 gossip+1 quibbl+ wret*1 & sets p toge!r by ! e>s ov] t sob] dr9k--c(fee2 he is a wit z he is a comm5tator ^u ! ,gazette2 & he rails at ! pirates ( ,algi]s1 ! ,gr& ,signior ( ,con/ant9ople1 & ! ,*ri/ian ,gr& ,signior4 ,lydia4 ,:at k9d ( wit is y\r pollwit8 ,dap4 ,he is a fidgett+1 busy1 dogmatical1 hot-head$ fop1 t speaks always 9 s5t5ces & prov]bs1 & he rails p]petually aga9/ ! pres5t ,gov]nm5t4 ,8 wit lies 9 projects & monopolies1 & p5n+ spee*es = ,p>liam5t m5-- ,he goes on to speak ( ! scribble wit1 & judge wit or critic1 b 9 g5]al wits 7 reg>d$ z rakes & n long aft]w>ds we f9d x debat$ :e!r a woman c be witty & virtu\s4 ,wy*]ley did n aim mu* at faceti\sness1 nor introduce _m humor\s episodes1 b passages incid5tally occur :i* %[ he _h consid]able tal5t 9 t direction4 ,! fir/ f ,love 9 a ,wood1 is an ironical conflict betwe5 "o ,gripe1 a ri* b p>sim\s ,ald]man1 & a ,mrs4 ,joyn]1 a sly1 design+ old woman4 ,gripe4 ,i am full ( y\r praise1 & x w run ov]4 ,joyn]4 ,nay1 sweet ,sir1 y are---- ,gripe4 ,nay1 sweet ,mrs4 ,joyn]1 y are---- ,joy4 ,nay1 good y\r wor%ip1 y are---- 7,/ops h] m\? ) 8 h&k]*ief7 ,gripe4 ,i say y are---- ,joy4 ,i mu/ n be rude ) y\r wor%ip4 ,gripe4 ,y are a nurs+ "m to ! sa9ts2 ?r\gh y !y ga!r toge!r1 ?r\gh y !y fructify & increase1 & ?r\gh y ! *ild cries out ( ! h&-basket4 ,joy4 ,?r\gh y virg9s are m>ri$1 or provid$ = z well2 ?r\gh y ! reprobate's wife is made a sa9t2 & ?r\gh y ! wid[ is n disconsolate1 nor misses h] husb&4 ,gripe4 ,?r\gh y---- ,joy4 ,inde$ y w put me to ! blu%4 ,gripe4 ,blu%es are badges ( imp]fection--,sa9ts h no %ame4 ,y are ! fl[] ( matrons1 ,mrs4 ,joyn]4 ,joy4 ,y are ! p9k ( c\rte\s ,ald]m54 ,gripe4 ,y are ! muffl] ( secrecy4 ,joy4 ,y are ! head-b& ( ,ju/ice4 ,gripe4 ,?ank y1 sweet ,mrs4 ,joyn]2 d y ?9k s inde$8 ,y are--y are ! bonfire ( devotion4 ,joy4 ,y are ! bell[s ( zeal4 ,gripe4 ,y are ! cupbo>d ( *>ity4 ,joy4 ,y are ! fob ( lib]ality4 ,gripe4 ,y are ! rivet ( sanctifi$ love or w$lock4 ,joy4 ,y are ! pick-lock & d>k-lant]n ( policy2 & 9 a ^w a conv5ticle ( virtues4 ,gripe4 ,y\r s]vant1 y\r s]vant1 sweet ,mrs4 ,joyn]6 ,y h /opp$ my m\?4 ,joy4 ,y\r s]vant1 y\r s]vant1 sweet ,ald]man6 ,i h no?+ to say4 ,indelicacy 9 words has by ?is "t become v mu* r$uc$1 al?\gh "h & !re we f9d "s cant expressions ( ! day :i* %ock our s5sibilities4 ,mu* ref9em5t 9 ?is respect c\ld n be expect$ at a p]iod :]e a "y lady ( =tune c\ld be repres5t$ z call+ h] maid1 & aft]w>ds h]self1 a damn$ jade1 & a lady f ! c\ntry z say+ %e _h n yet _h h] bellyful ( sights 9 ,london4 ,! ,pla9 ,deal] is a naval capta9 9 ! "t ( ! ,dut* w>4 ,olivia says1 ,if he be return$1 !n %all ,i be pe/]$ aga9 ) 8 boi/]\s sea-love2 h my alcove smell l a cab91 my *amb] p]fum$ ) 8 t>paul9 ,br&5burgh1 & he> volleys ( br&y-sighs1 en\gh to make a fog 9 "o's room4 ,foh6 ,i hate a lov] t smells l ,?ames ,/reet4 ,! ,pla9 ,deal]1 i4e41 ! sea-capta9 ,manly1 meets ) a lawy]1 & !y conv]se 9 ?is way1 ,manly4 ,"h's a lawy] ,i "k ?reat5+ u ) ano!r greet+4 ,lawy]4 ,sir6 ,sir6 y\r v s]vant2 ,i 0 afraid y _h =gott5 me4 ,man4 ,i 0 n afraid y _h =gott5 me4 ,law4 ,no1 ,sir2 we lawy]s h pretty good memories4 ,man4 ,y ought to h by y\r wits4 ,law4 ,o1 y are a m]ry g5tleman1 ,sir2 ,i rememb] y 7 m]ry :5 ,i 0 la/ 9 y\r company4 ,man4 ,i 0 nev] m]ry 9 y\r company1 ,mr4 ,lawy]1 sure4 ,law4 ,:y ,i am sure y jok$ ^u me1 & %amm$ me all night long4 ,man4 ,%amm$6 pri!e :at b>b>\s law-t]m is t8 ,law4 ,%amm+6 :y1 don't y "k t8 'tis all our way ( wit1 ,sir4 ,man4 ,i am glad ,i don't "k x1 !n4 ,%amm+6 :at does he mean by x1 ,freeman8 ,free4 ,%amm+ is tell+ an insipid dull lie ) a dull face1 :i* ! sly wag1 ! au?or1 only laughs at himself2 & mak+ himself believe 'tis a good je/1 puts ! %am only ^u himself4 ,manly meets an ,ald]man4 ,man4 ,"h's a city-rogue w /ick z h>d ^u u z if ,i ow$ him money4 ,ald4 ,capta91 noble ,sir1 ,i am y\rs he>tily1 d'ye see2 :y %\ld y avoid y\r old fri5ds8 ,man4 ,& :y %\ld y foll[ me8 ,i owe y no?+4 ,ald4 ,out ( my he>ty respects to y2 = !re is n a man 9 ,engl&---- ,man4 ,?\ w\ld/ save f hang+ at ! exp5se ( a %ill+ only4 ,ald4 ,nay1 nay1 b ,capta91 y are l en\gh to tell me---- ,man4 ,tru?1 :i* y wont c>e to he>2 !re=e y _h bett] g talk ) somebody else4 ,ald4 ,no1 ,i "k nobody c in=m me bett] ( "s "y wit or sp5d?rift1 :o has a good dipp$ seat & e/ate 9 ,middlesex1 ,h]t=d%ire1 ,essex1 or ,k5t2 any ( ^! w\ld s]ve my turn2 n[ if y "k ( su* an "o1 & w\ld b help---- ,man4 ,y to f9i% 8 ru94 ,ald4 ,i' fai? y %\ld h a snip---- ,man4 ,( y\r nose1 y ?irty 9 ! hundr$ rascal2 w\ld y make me y\r squire-sett]8 7,takes him by ! nose47 ,two lov]s1 ,"l ,plausible & ,novel1 h ! foll[+ dialogue ab\t _! *ances ( success ) a c]ta9 lady :o is woo$ by bo?4 ,novel4 ,pri!e1 pri!e1 be n imp]t95t1 my "l2 "s ( y lords are su* conceit$1 well assur$ imp]t95t rogues4 ,plausible4 ,& y noble wits are s full ( %amm+ & droll]y1 "o kn[s n :]e to h y s]i\sly4 ,nov4 ,pri!e1 my "l1 be n an ass4 ,do/ ?\ ?9k to get h] f me8 ,i h _h su* enc\ragem5ts-- ,plau4 ,i h n be5 ?\ght unwor?y ( 'em4 ,nov4 ,:at8 n l m9e6 ,come to an claircissem5t1 z ,i said4 ,plau4 ,:y1 s]i\sly !n2 %e told me ,visc\ntess s\nd$ prettily4 ,nov4 ,& me1 t ,novel 0 a "n %e w\ld soon] *ange h]s =1 ?an any title 9 ,engl&4 ,plau4 ,%e has comm5d$ ! s(tness & respectfulness ( my behavi\r4 ,nov4 ,%e has prais$ ! briskness ( my raill]y 9 all ?+s1 man4 ,plau4 ,! sleep9ess ( my eyes %e lik$4 ,nov4 ,sleep9ess6 dulness1 dulness4 ,b ! fi]c5ess ( m9e %e ador$4 ,plau4 ,! brightness ( my hair %e lik$4 ,nov4 ,brightness6 no ! greas9ess1 ,i w>rant6 ,b ! blackness & lu/re ( m9e %e admires4 ,plau4 ,! g5tl5ess ( my smile4 ,nov4 ,! subtilty ( my le]4 ,plau4 ,! cle>ness ( my complexion4 ,nov4 ,! r$ness ( my lips4 ,plau4 ,! :it5ess ( my tee?4 ,nov4 ,my jaunty way ( pick+ !m4 ,plau4 ,! sweetness ( my brea?4 ,nov4 ,ha6 ha6 nay !re %e abus$ y1 'tis pla92 = y "k :at ,manly said3 ! sweetness ( y\r pulvillio %e might mean2 b = y\r brea?6 ha6 ha6 ha6 ,y\r brea? is su*1 man1 t no?+ b tobacco c p]fume2 & y\r complexion no?+ c\ld m5d b ! small-pox4 ,,*apt] ,,ix4 ,tom ,br[n--,8 ,prose ,works--,poetry--,sir ,ri*>d ,blackmore--,d',urfey--,female ,humori/s--,c>ey4 ,:e!r x 0 ow+ to ! commotions ( ! ,civil ,w> 9 :i* fe>s & jeal\sies _h s\r$ ! p's blood1 & politics & polemics _h almo/ driv5 mir? & good hum\r out ( ! nation1 or :e!r x 0 f a de>? ( em95t tal5t1 hum\r seems to h made little progress "u ! ,re/oration4 ,! gaiety ( ! ,m]ry ,mon>* & 8 companions _h no?+ intellectual 9 x1 & al?\gh ,tom ,br[n#fa tells u t x 0 dur+ ! reign ( ,*>les ,,ii4 t le>n+ 9 g5]al fl\ri%$1 & ! ,muses1 l o!r ladies1 met ) ! civile/ sort ( ent]ta9m5t1 8 own works %[ t ! be/ wits ( ! day c\ld n so> mu* above ! attempts ( ,s$ley & ,ro*e/]4 ,_h ,br[n n acquir$ 9 8 day ! "* ( a humori/1 we %\ld ?9k t he equally well des]v$ t ( a man ( le>n+1 = :]eas he %[s an acqua9tance ) ! classics & mod]n languages1 8 writ+s1 :i* are ( consid]able l5g?1 conta9 little ,attic salt4 ,he 0 born 9 #affc1 ! son ( a sub/antial ,%rop%ire f>m]1 & 0 s5t to ,*ri/ ,*ur*1 ,ox=d1 :]e he became z rem>kable = 8 quickness & pr(ici5cy1 z = ! irregul>ity ( 8 conduct4 ,on "o occasion1 ow+ to 8 hav+ be5 guilty ( "s objectionable frolic1 he 0 ab\t to be expell$1 :51 ^u 8 writ+ a p5it5tial lett]1 ! ,dean1 :o seems to h kn[n 8 tal5t1 promis$ to =give him on 8 translat+ extempore ! epigram ( ,m>tial4 ,non amo te1 ,zabidi1 nec possum dic]e qu>e2 ,hoc tantum possum dic]e non amo te4 ,! "y del9qu5t repli$ 9 words n[ bett] kn[n ?an ! orig9al1 ,i d n love y1 ,dr4 ,fell1 ,b :y ,i _c tell1 ,b ?is ,i "k full well1 ,i d n love y1 ,dr4 ,fell4 ,at ?is p]iod he occasionally indulg$ 9 su* silly effusions z ! ,adv]bial ,decl>ation1 :i* he fir/ wrote 9 ,lat91 on ,"m ,w>n]'s bell[s at ,ox=d4 ,br[n 0 f9ally oblig$ to leave ! ,univ]sity1 & w5t up to ,london to seek 8 =tune4 ,! unpromis+ & reckless _s 9 :i* he set out1 is probably reflect$ 9 "o ( 8 pieces entitl$ ,a ,dialogue betwe5 two ,ox=d s*ol>s4 ,a4 ,well1 ,i see ?\ art resolv$ to leave u4 ,i w n say1 ,g1 & be hang$1 b g & turn c\ntry p>son4 ,b4 ,t's almo/ z bad1 z ! _w goes n[4 ,b ?anks to my />s1 ,i "k a bett] trick ?an t4 ,a4 ,x may be ?\ art fall5 out ) mank9d1 & int5de/ to turn quack2 or z !y call x 9 ! c\ntry1 doctor4 ,b4 ,no su* matt]2 ! ,fr5* c kill m5 fa/ en\gh1 & = wom5 ?\ kn[e/ my k9dness4 ,a4 ,b "s ( !m h liv$ too long2 & !re are o!rs s mis]able1 t ev5 compassion w incl9e !e to help !m out ( ! _w4 ,i c assure !e 'tis a pr(itable call+2 = :e!r ?\ do/ kill or cure1 ?y fees w be put 9 ?y h&4 ,b4 ,yes1 :5 !y are f\nd4 ,b1 pri!e1 speak no m ( x1 = ,i am resolv$ aga9/ x4 ,a4 ,:at1 !n1 art ?\ resolv'd = ! law8 ,me?9ks ?\ %\ld'/ h too mu* ,univ]sity le>n+ & wit = t pr(ession-- ,b4 ,& too mu* hone/y4 ,b ,i'll sp>e !e ! pa9s ( guess+1 & tell !e 9 %ort :at my condition is1 & :at ,i design4 ,my portion is all sp5t--save fifty p\nds2 & ) t ,i am resolv$ = ,london or "s o!r weal?y place1 :]e conv5ticles ab\nd3 & z a man ( t5d] consci5ce & inf9itely dissatisfi$ ) sev]al ?+s 9 ! ,*ur* ( ,engl&1 ,i w endeav\r by "s means or o!r to =ce myself into an acqua9tance ) "s ( _! lead+ m51 & m especially ) "s ( ! mo/ zeal\s & wond]ful wom5 among !m2 & ?is po9t once ga9$1 ,i d\bt n1 b be=e my /ock is half sp5t1 ,i %all receive a call to be pa/or or hold]-=? 9 "s congregation or o!r--:y do/ smile8 ,a4 ,at my fri5d's design4 ,& ,i _c b admire h[ x came into ?y head4 ,?y ability to manage su* a design ,i "k v well2 b h[ ?\ wilt disp5se ) ! knav]y ( x1 ,i am yet to le>n4 ,b4 ,t's a small matt]4 ,z ! _w goes "o mu/ practise a little knav]y1 or resolve to leave ! _w4 ,do/ ?\ "k t religi\s *eats are lic5s$ by a law8 & %all ,i live & die )\t tak+ advantage ( x8 ,believe me1 fri5d1 ,nature has fitt$ me pretty well to be "o ( ^! godly m\ntebanks1 & a little art1 toge!r ) a few mon?s' conv]sation ) t sort ( p w supply all natural defects4 ,_c ,i put on1 :5 ,i please1 a grave & s]i\s c\nt5ance1 & ) head dep5d+ on "o %\ld] a little m ?an on ! o!r1 sigh = ! iniquities ( ! "t & corruptions ( ! ,*ur*8 ,_c ,i wipe m9e eyes ) ! fair pocket-clo?1 z if ,i wept = all y\r abom9ations8 ,_c ,i grieve 9 _s z if ready to bur/ ) grief & compassion4 ,& _c ,i likewise1 :5 "t s]ves1 & company is dispos$ to be k9dly affect$ ) x1 smile & fle] z tak+ly8 ,& :at hurt is !re 9 ?is8 ,sure ,i may use my own face z ,i please4 ,we ne$ sc>cely say t ,br[n fail$ 9 8 %rewd s*em+2 & he 0 soon fa9 to take ! humble position ( a s*oolma/] at ,k+/on ^u ,?ames1 = :i* 8 acquirem5ts qualifi$ him4 ,b 8 lit]>y ambition w\ld n all[ him to rema9 long at ?is drudg]y1 & we soon f9d him w&]+ up aga9 to t[n1 :]e he 0 aga9 un=tunate4 ,at ?is "t1 m5 ( lett]s expect$ little f ! sale ( books2 b (t5 obta9$ patrons :o conf]r$ valuable appo9tm5ts ^u !m4 ,br[n's temp] & position r5d]$ him ineligible = ?is sort ( promotion4 ,n be+ a g5tleman by bir?1 he _h no good introductions1 nor w\ld he h be5 v acceptable 9 ! h\ses ( ! great4 ,8 co>s5ess 9 writ+--excessive ev5 9 t day--0 probably reflect$ 9 8 mann]s & language1 & he _h s little prud5ce t he ridicul$ n only ! cl]gy1 b 0 always ready to lose a fri5d r ?an a joke4 ,m]e lit]>y tal5t w n procure success 9 society4 ,br[n wrote a v>iety ( essays1 g5]ally r admonitory ?an humor\s4 ,8 ,pocket-book ( ,common ,places resembles a collection ( ,prov]bs or good say+s4 ,x comm5ces1 ,to see ! numb] ( *ur*es & conv5ticles op5 e ,sunday1 a /rang] w\ld fancy ,london all religion4 ,b to see ! numb] ( tav]ns1 ale-h\ses1 c41 he w\ld imag9e ,bac*us 0 ! only ,god t is wor%ipp$ !re4 ,if no trades 7 p]mitt$ b ^? :i* 7 useful & necess>y1 ,lomb>d ,/reet1 ,*eapside1 & ! ,ex*ange might g a-begg+4 ,= m are f$ by our vanities & vices ?an by our virtues1 & ! necessities ( ,nature4 ,b 8 fav\rite & *>act]i/ic mode ( writ+ 0 "u ! =m ( lett]s4 ,we h ,lett]s ,s]i\s & ,comical1 ,div]t+ ,lett]s to ,g5tlem54 ,"o lett] is to f\r ladies ) :om ! au?or 0 9 love at ! same "t4 ,he probably took 8 idea ( ,lett]s f ! ,dead to ! ,liv+1 f ,lucian4 ,he nev] sp>es ,diss5t]s1 & comically makes a ,quak] relate 8 w>m reception 9 ! l[] _w3-- ,a p>cel ( black spiritual ,janiss>ies salut$ me z intimately z if ,i _h be5 resid5t 9 ^! p>ts dur+ ! t]m ( an appr5tice%ip2 at la/1 up comes a sw++1 lu/y1 ov]gr[n1 au/]e devil1 arm$ ) an ugly weapon l a c\ntry dung-=k1 look+ z %>p ab\t ! eyes z a ,wood ,/reet (fic]1 & seem$ to deport himself aft] su* a mann] t discov]$ he _h asc5dancy ov] ! re/ ( ! immortal negroes1 & z ,i imag9$1 s 'twas quickly evid5t2 = z soon z he espi$ me le]+ betwe5 ! dim9utive slabb]+-bib & ! ext5sive rims ( my coney-wood umbrella1 he *ucks me "u ! *9 ) 8 ugly toad-col\r$ paw1 t /unk z bad ( brim/one z a c>d-mat* new-light$1 say+1 ',h[ n[1 ,hone/ ,jones1 ,i am glad to see !e on ?is side ! riv] ,/yx1 pri!e1 hold up ?y head1 & don't be a%am$1 ?\ art n ! fir/ ,quak] by _m ?\s&s t has sworn allegiance to my gov]nm5t2 besides1 ?\ ha/ be5 "o ( my be/ b5efactors on e>?1 & n[ ?\ %alt see1 l a grateful devil1 ,i'll rew>d !e accord+ly4' ',i ?ank y\r excell5ce k9dly1' said ,i1 'pray1 :at is x y\r inf]nal protector%ip w be pleas$ to conf] ^u me8' ,to :i* 8 mighty ugl9ess repli$1 ',fri5d ,naylor1 ,i "k ?\ ha/ be5 v indu/ri\s to make _m p fools 9 ! upp] _w1 :i* has highly conduc$ to my int]e/4' ,!n turn+ to a pigmy arial1 :o att5d$ 8 comm&s z a runn+ footman1 ',ha/e1 ,numps1' says he1 '& fet* me ! pa9t$ coat1' :i* 0 no soon] br\ght1 b by ,lucif]'s comm& ,i 0 %ov$ into x1 neck & %\ld]s1 by half a doz5 sw>?y valets de *ambre1 & 9 a m9ute's "t f\nd myself trick$ up 9 a ra9b[-col\r$ coat1 l a m]ry-,&rew4 ',n[1 fri5d1' says ! ill-fav\r$ pr9ce ( all ! hell-born sc\ndrels1 '= ! _m fools y h made above1 ,i n[ orda9 y m9e bel[2' s all ! rew>d truly ( my great s]vices 0 to be made ,lucif]'s je/]1 or fool 9 ord9>y to ! devil2 a pretty po/1 ?\ght ,i1 = a man ( my pr9ciples1 t f a ,quak] 9 ! out] _w ,i %\ld be metamorphos$ into a jack-adam 9 ! l[] "o4 ,! occupation ( p 9 ! ,ne!r _w is describ$ aft] ,rabelais1 ?us3--,c>d9al ,maz>9 keeps a n9e-holes2 ,m>y ( ,m$icis foots /ock+s2 & ,ka?>9e ( ,sw$5 cries ',two bun*es a p5ny c>d-mat*es--two bun*es a p5ny6' ,h5ry ! ,f\r? ( ,france c>ries a r>ee-%[1 & ,mahomet sells mussels4 ,s5eca keeps a f5c+-s*ool1 & ,julius ,cs> a two-p5ny ord9>y4 ,at ! pres5t day x is r amus+ to read1 ,a ,comical ,view ( ,london & ,we/m9/]--a weekly prophecy int5d$ to ridicule ! increas+ use ( b>omet]s & o!r sci5tific in/rum5ts = pr$ict+ *anges ( wea!r4 ,w$nesday ,octob] #af?4 ,cl\dy1 foggy wea!r at ,g>raway's & ,jona?an's1 & at mo/ c(fee-h\ses at ab\t twelve4 ,cr[ds ( p ga!r at ! ,ex*ange by "o2 disp]se by ?ree4 ,aft]noon1 noisy & bloody at h] ,maje/y's be>-g>d5 at ,hockly-9-!-,hole4 ,night--sob] ) brok5 *apla9s & o!rs t h nei!r cr$it nor money4 ,?is week's transactions c5sur$ by ! virtuosos at ,*ild's f morn+ till night4 ,?ursday #ag?4 ,c(fee & wat]-gruel to be _h at ! ,ra9b[ & ,n&o's at f\r4 ,hot furmity at ,bride-bridge at sev54 ,ju/ice to be _h at ,doctor's ,commons1 :5 p c get x4 ,a lecture at ,p9n]'s hall at t54 ,excell5t pease-pottage & tripe 9 ,baldw9's ,g>d5s at twelve4 ,a con/able & two wat*m5 kill$1 or ne> be+ s 9 ,we/m9/]2 :e!r by a "l or "l's footman1 planets don't det]m9e4 ,friday4 ,damsels :ipp$ = _! good nature at ,bridewell ab\t t54 ,sev]al p put 9 fe> ( _! lives by _! god-fa!rs at ! ,old ,bailey at elev54 ,great de/ruction ( ,h]r+s at "o4 ,mu* swe>+ at ?ree among ! horse-c\rs]s at ,smi?field2 if ! oa?s 7 regi/]$ z well z ! horses1 good ,"l1 :at a volume 'tw\ld make6 ,sev]al tails turn$ up at ,/4 ,paul's ,s*ool1 ,m]*ant ,taylors1 c4 = _! repetition+4 ,night v drunk1 z ! two =m]4 ,saturday #ai?4 ,tw5ty but*]s' wives 9 ,lead5hall & ,newgate m>kets ov]tak5 ) %]ry & sug> by eight 9 ! morn+4 ,%op-keep]s walk out at n9e to c\nt ! trees 9 ,moorfields1 & avoid duns4 ,p's h\ses cleans$ 9 ! aft]noon1 b _! consci5ces we don't "k :54 ,ev5+ pretty sob]4 ,sunday4 ,begg>s take up _! po/s 9 ,l9coln's ,inn ,fields & o!r places by sev51 t !y may be able to praise ,god 9 capon & ,m>* be] at night4 ,great j+l+ ( bells all ov] ! city f eight to n9e4 ,p>i% cl]ks liquor _! ?roats pl5tifully at eight1 & *aunt out ,hopk9s mo/ melodi\sly ab\t t54 ,sextons1 m5 ( great au?ority mo/ "p ( ! day1 :ip dogs out ( ! *ur* = be+ ob/rep]\s4 ,great ?ump+ & du/+ ( ! cu%ion at ,salt]'s ,hall ab\t elev52 "o w\ld almo/ ?9k ! man 0 9 e>ne/ he lays s furi\sly ab\t him4 ,a mo/ refre%+ smell ( g>lic 9 ,spittlefield's & ,soho at twelve4 ,c\ntry fell[s />+ at ! two wood5 m5 at ,/4 ,dun/an's f "o to two1 to see h[ notably !y /rike ! qu>t]s4 ,! great po9t ( ,pr$e/9ation settl$ 9 ,russell-c\rt ab\t ?ree2 & ! p g home z wise z !y came4 ,aft]noon sleepy 9 mo/ *ur*es4 ,/ore ( h&k]*iefs /ol5 at ,/4 ,paul's4 ,night1 n s sob] z might be wi%$4444 ,! foll[+ are "s ( ! be/ specim5s ( ,br[n's poems--squibs on ! fa%ions & occurr5ces ( ! day-- ,! emblem ( ! nation1 s grave & precise1 ,on ! emblem ( wisdom has laid an excise2 ,pray tell me1 grave sp>ks1 & y\r answ] don't smo!r1 ,:y "o repres5tative taxes ano!r8 ,! ,commons on salt a new impo/ h laid ,to tax wisdom too1 !y mo/ humbly are pray'd2 ,= tell me ye patrons ( wooll5 & crape1 ,:y ! type %\ld be f9$ & ! sub/ance escape8 ,a song 9 ridicule ( a fam\s musician1 :o 0 caught s]5ad+ 8 mi/ress ) 8 bass-viol on a v fro/y night3-- ,look d[n1 fair g>rete] be/[ ,"o glance ^u y\r swa91 ,:o /&s bel[ 9 fro/ & sn[4 ,& %ak+ s+s 9 pa94 ,?aw ) y\r eyes ! froz5 /reet1 ,or cool my hot desire1 ,i burn )91 al?o' my feet ,are numb$ = want ( fire4 ,*orus4 ,?rum1 ?rum1 ?rum1 ?rum1 ,come1 come1 come1 come1 ,my de>e/ be n coy1 ,= if y are 7zit1 zan1 z\nds7 ,i ,mu/ )\t y\r fav\r die4 ,! s5tim5t 9 ! foll[+ is easily appreciat$1 b is !re n also "s slight ess5ce ( hum\r8 ,,on ,,fl[]s ,,9 ,a ,,lady',s ,,bosom4 ,behold ! promis$ l&1 :]e pleasures fl[6 ,see h[ ! milk-:ite hills d g5tly rise1 ,& beat ! silk5 skies6 ,behold ! valley spread ) fl[]s bel[6 ,! happy fl[]s1 h[ !y allure my s5se6 ,! fair] soil gives !m ! nobl] hue ,h] brea? p]fumes !m too3 ,root$ i' ?' he>t !y seem to spr+ f !nce1 ,tell1 tell me :y1 ?\ fruitful virg9 brea/1 ,:y %\ld s good a soil lie unposse/8 ,br[n's hum\r p>took ( ! co>s5ess ( mo/ ( ! writ]s ( 8 times1 & sc&aliz$ ! m religi\s & dec5t muse ( ,sir ,ri*>d ,blackmore1 :o endeav\r$ to correct ?is g5]al fail+ 9 8 ,satire ^u ,wit4 ,?is call$ =? _m s>ca/ic replies1 & critiques on ,blackmore's works2 su* z ,br[n's ,epigram occasion$ by ! news t ,sir ,r----d ,b----e's p>aphrase ^u ,job 0 9 ! ,press-- ,:5 ,job cont5d+ ) ! devil ,i saw ,x did my wond]1 n my pity draw2 ,= ,i conclud$ t )\t "s trick1 ,a sa9t at any "t c\ld mat* old ,nick4 ,next came a fi]c] fi5d ^u 8 back1 ,i mean 8 sp\se1 /unn+ him ) h] clack1 ,b /ill ,i c\ld n pity him1 z kn[+ ,a crab tree cudgel soon w\ld s5d h] go+4 ,b :5 ! quack engag$ ) ,job ,i spy'd1 ,! ,"l h m]cy on poor ,job ,i cry'd4 ,:at sp\se & ,satan did attempt 9 va9 ,! quack w compass ) 8 murd]+ p51 ,& on a dunghill leave poor ,job aga91 ,) impi\s doggrel he'll pollute 8 !me1 ,& make ! sa9t aga9/ 8 w blaspheme4 ,^u ! knight+ ( ,sir ,r----d ,b----e4 ,be n puff$ up ) knigh?ood1 fri5d ( m9e1 ,a m]ry pr9ce once knight$ a ,sir-lo91 ,& if to make comp>isons 7 safe ,an ox des]ves x bett] !n a calf4 ,?y pride & /ate ,i value n a ru% ,?\ t art n[ ,knight ,phyz1 wa/ once ,k+ ,u%4 ,blackmore1 :o 0 successively physician to ,william ,,iii4 & ,que5 ,anne1 _h be5 once a s*oolma/]4 ,tom ,br[n di$ at ! e>ly age ( =ty4 ,8 life 0 full ( mis=tunes1 b we c sc>cely say t he 0 unhappy1 = no?+ c\ld conqu] 8 buoyant _s4 ,at "o "t he 0 actually 9 prison1 = :at 0 deem$ a libell\s attack1 b we are told t he obta9$ 8 enl>gem5t f x1 ^u 8 writ+ ! foll[+ ,p9d>ic ,petition to ! ,lords 9 ,c\ncil4 ,%\ld y ord] ,?o' ,br[n ,to be :ipp$ ?ro' ! t[n ,= scurvy lampoon1 ,grave ,s\!rn & ,cr[n ,_! p5s w\'d lay d[n2 ,ev5 ,d',urfey himself1 & su* m]ry fell[s ,t put _! :ole tru/ 9 tunes & trangdillioes ,may hang up _! h>ps & !mselves on ! will[s2 ,= if poets are puni%$ = libell+ tra% ,john ,dryd51 ?o' sixty1 may yet fe> ! la%4 ,no p5sion1 no praise1 ,mu* bir* )\t bays1 ,^! are n "r ways ,our fancy to raise1 ,to ! writ+ ( plays ,& prologues s witty ,t jirk at ! city1 ,& n[ & !n hit ,"s sp>k 9 ! pit1 ,s h>d & s pat ,till he hides ) 8 hat ,8 mon/r\s cravat4 ,! pulpit alone ,c nev] prea* d[n ,! fops ( ! t[n ,!n p>don ,?o' ,br[n ,& let him write on2 ,b if y _h r conv]t ! poor s9n] ,8 f\l writ+ m\? may be /opp$ ) a d9n]4 ,give him clo!s to 8 back1 "s meat & "s dr9k ,!n clap him close prison] )\t p5 & ink ,& y\r petition] %all nei!r pray1 write1 or ?9k4 ,un=tunately 8 pecuni>y difficulties 7 n remov$1 b accompani$ him ?r\gh life4 ,:at a /range mixture ( gaiety1 le>n+ & de/itution is br\ght be=e u1 :5 on a clamorons dun v[+ %e w\ld n leave him until %e _h h] money1 he exclaim$ 9 an extempore v]sion ( two l9es ( ,m>tial-- ,sextus1 ?\ no?+ ow'/1 no?+ ,i say6 ,he some?+ owes1 t some?+ has to pay4 ,9 an imitation ( ano!r epigram ( ,m>tial he gives an acc\nt ( ! unpromis+ position ( 8 affairs3-- ,)\t =mal petition ,?us /&s my condition1 ,i am closely block$ up 9 a g>ret1 ,:]e ,i scribble & smoke1 ,& sadly invoke ,! p[]ful assi/ance ( cl>et4 ,f\r *ildr5 & a wife ',tis h>d on my life1 ,besides myself & a ,muse ,to be all clo!d & f$1 ,n[ ! times are s dead1 ,by my scribbl+ ( doggrel & news2 ,& :at ,i %all d1 ,i'm a wret* if ,i "k ,s h>d is ! fate ( a poet1 ,i mu/ ei!r turn rogue1 ,or :at's z bad--p$agogue1 ,& s drudge l a ?+ t has no wit4 ,h[ mu* are we indebt$ to ! pecuni>y emb>rassm5ts ( poets = ! int]e/ we take 9 !m4 ,:o c\ld read s5tim5t writt5 by a man f>+ sumptu\sly e day8 ,t[>ds ! end ( 8 life1 ,br[n became acqua9t$ ) ,"l ,dorset1 & we read ( 8 once d9+ ) t nobleman & f9d+ a note = fifty p\nds "u 8 plate4 ,tom ,br[n seems to h reg>d$ ) great contempt 8 contempor>y ,tom ,d',urfey--be/ kn[n z a compos] ( sonnets--words & music4 ,he addresses to him ^u 8 incomp>able ballads1 call$ by him ,p9d>ic ,odes1 ! foll[+ acrimoni\s l9es-- ,?\ cur1 half ,fr5* half ,engli% bre$1 ,?\ mongrel ( ,p>nassus1 ,to ?9k tall l9es1 run up to se$1 ,%\ld ev] tamely pass u4 ,?\ write ,p9d>icks & be damn$ ,write epigrams = cutl]s1 ,none ) ?y lyricks c be %amm$ ,b *amb]maids & butl]s4 ,9 t'o!r _w expect dry bl[s2 ,no te>s c wa% ?y /a9s out1 ,horace w pluck !e by ! nose ,& ,p9d> beat ?y bra9s out4 ,su* unwor?y attacks are n unfrequ5tly made by ill-natur$ lit]>y m54 ,br[n 0 no d\bt jeal\s ( 8 rival1 b ,addison's g5]\s he>t =m$ a v diff]5t e/imate ( ,d',urfey's tal5t4 ,he says t aft] hav+ made ! _w m]ry he hopes !y w make him easy 9 8 pecuni>y affairs1 = t al?\gh ,tom _h writt5 m ,odes ?an ,horace1 & f\r times z _m ,com$ies z ,t]5ce1 he 0 r$uc$ to great difficulties by a set ( m5 :o _h furni%$ him ) ! accommodations ( life1 & w\ld n1 z we say1 be paid ) a song4 ,z my fri5d1 he cont9ues1 aft] ! mann] ( all ! old lyrics1 accompanies 8 works ) 8 own voice1 he has be5 ! delight ( ! mo/ polite companies & conv]sations f ! beg9n+ ( ,k+ ,*>les ,,ii4's reign to our pres5t times4 ,_m an hone/ g5tleman has got a reputation 9 8 c\ntry by pret5d+ to h be5 9 company ) ,tom ,d',urfey4 ,i myself rememb] ,k+ ,*>les ,,ii4 lean+ on ,tom ,d',urfey's %\ld] m ?an once1 & humm+ ov] a song ) him4 ,x is c]ta9 t mon>* 0 n a little support$ by ',joy to great ,cs>1' :i* gave ! ,:igs su* a bl[ z !y 7 n able to recov] t :ole reign4 ,my fri5d aft]w>ds attack$ ,pop]y ) ! same success--he has made use ( ,italian tunes & ,sonatas = promot+ ! ,prote/ant int]e/1 & turn$ a consid]able "p ( ! ,pope's music aga9/ himself4 ,little ne$ be add$ to ?is eloqu5t comm5dation1 except t x 0 writt5 to obta9 patronage = a b5efit 9 behalf ( an ag$ poet & fri5d4 ,d',urfey wrote ?r\gh ! reigns ( ,*>les ,,ii41 ,james ,,ii41 ,william & ,anne1 into t ( ,george ,i4 ,8 plays1 :i* 7 ?\ght attractive at ! "t1 conta9$ mu* t 0 gross1 & 7 defici5t 9 hum\r & p[]4 ,?us1 !y 7 soon =gott51 & nei!r he nor 8 rival ,br[n 7 able to rea* a po9t1 :i* w\ld give !m a p]man5t position 9 lit]ature4 ,! foll[+ description w\ld h l$ u to expect some?+ bett] ( him1 at lea/ 9 f>cical tal5t#fb-- ,mr4 ,d',urfey g5]ally writes /ate-plays1 & is wond]fully useful to ! _w 9 su* repres5tations4 ,?is me?od is ! same t 0 us$ by ! old ,a!nians1 to laugh out ( c\nt5ance or promote op9ions among ! p4 ,my fri5d has !re=e aga9/ ?is play is act$ = 8 own b5efit1 made two dances :i* may be also ( an univ]sal b5efit4 ,9 ! fir/ he has repres5t$ absolute p[] 9 ! p]son ( a tall man ) a hat & fea!rs1 :o gives 8 fir/ m9i/] :o /&s j be=e him a huge kick2 ! m9i/] gives ! kick to ! next be=e2 & s to ! end ( ! /age4 ,9 ?is moral & practical je/ y are made to und]/& t !re is 9 an absolute gov]nm5t no gratification1 b giv+ ! kick y receive f "o above y to "o bel[ y4 ,?is is p]=m$ to a grave & melan*oly air2 b on a sudd5 ! tune moves quick]1 & ! :ole company fall into a circle & take h&s2 & !n1 at a c]ta9 %>p note1 !y move r\nd & kick z kick c4 ,?is latt] p]=mance he makes to be ! repres5tation ( a free /ate2 :]e1 if y all m9d y\r /eps1 y may g r\nd & r\nd v jollily1 ) a motion pleasant to y\rselves & !m y dance )3 nay1 if y put y\rselves out1 at ! wor/ y only kick & are kick$ by fri5ds & equals4 ,b ,d',urfey's %ort songs & poems 7 8 mo/ successful productions--sometimes he brea!d m>tial /ra9s 9 hon\r ( ,m>lbor\gh's victories1 sometimes =m$ adulatory addresses to memb]s ( ! ,royal ,family4 ,8 ,pills to purge ,melan*oly1 at times approa*$ hum\r4 ,! foll[+ is tak5 f ! ,banquet ( ! ,gods1 & ref]s to ,h]mes visit+ ! ,inf]nal regions-- ,fi]ce ,c]b]us1 :o ! gate did keep1 ,fir/ ) a sop he lays asleep1 ,!n =w>d goes to ?' room ( ,/ate1 ,:]e on a l(ty ?rone ( jet1 ,! grizly ,k+ ( ,t]rors sate1 ,disc\rs+ ) 8 ,pros]p9e ,on ?+s inf]nally div9e4 ,to him ! w+$ ,ambassador ,8 message tells1 !n adds to h] ,h[ mu* h] "m ,c]es m\rns ,9 ,sicily1 till %e returns2 ,t n[ %e hop$ 7! long half-ye> ,be+ end$7 %e w\ld see h] !re1 ,& t in/ead ( %rieks & h[ls1 ,! h>mony ( p>-boil$ s\ls1 ,%e'd n[ div]t ) tunes m gay1 ,& g ) h] to see a play4 ,d',urfey (t5 introduces fre% & pleas+ glimpses ( c\ntry life4 ,he is m happy 9 ?is direction ?an 9 8 hum\r1 :i* g5]ally drift$ away into maudl9 & indelicate love-mak+ betwe5 pseudo-,roman ,corydons & ,phyllises4 ,! foll[+ effusion is v *>act]i/ic ( ! times1-- ,"o ,april morn1 :5 f ! sea ,phoebus 0 j appe>+6 ,damon & ,celia "y & gay1 ,long settl$ ,love inde>+2 ,met 9 a grove to v5t _! sple51 ,on p>5ts unrel5t+2 ,he br$ ( ,tory race _h be51 ,%e ( ! tribe ,diss5t+4 ,celia1 ^: eyes out%one ! ,god1 ,newly ! hills adorn+1 ,told him mamma w\'d be />k mad1 ,%e miss+ pray]s t morn+2 ,damon1 8 arm ar\nd h] wai/1 ,swore ?o' n\ght %\ld 'em sund]1 ,%\'d my r\gh dad "k h[ ,i'm ble/1 ,t'w\ld make him ro> l ?und]4 ,great ones :om pr\d ambition bl9ds1 ,by faction /ill support x1 ,or :]e vile money ta9ts ! m9d1 ,!y = conv5i5ce c\rt x2 ,b mighty ,love1 t scorns to %[1 ,p>ty %\ld raise 8 glory2 ,swe>s he'll exalt a vassal true1 ,let x be ,:ig or ,tory4 ,! foll[+ is a song f ,! ,c\ntry ,miss & h] ,furbel[4 ,celladon1 :5 spr+ came on1 ,woo'd ,sylvia 9 a grove1 ,bo? gay & "y1 & /ill he sung ,! sweet ,delights ( ,love4 ,w$d$ joys 9 girls & boys1 ,& pretty *at ( ?is & t1 ,! honey kiss1 & *>m+ bliss ,t cr[ns ! m>riage b$2 ,he snat*$ h] h&1 %e blu%$ & fann$ ,& seem$ z if afraid1 ',=be>6' %e crys1 'y\re fawn+ lyes1 ,i've v[$ to die a maid4' ,celladon at t began ,to talk ( apes 9 hell1 ,& :at 0 worse1 ! odi\s curse ,( gr[+ old & /ale4 ,loss ( bloom1 :5 wr9kles come1 ,& (f]s k9d :5 none w m9d1 ,! rosie joy1 & sp>kl+ eye ,gr[n fad$ & decay$1 ,at :i*1 :5 kn[n1 %e *ang$ h] tone1 ,& to ! %eph]d said1 ',de> swa91 give o'er1 ,i'll ?9k once m1 ,be=e ,i'll die a maid4' ,d',urfey 0 a disciple ( ! g5tle art4 ,addison says ,i mu/ n omit t my fri5d angles = a tr\t1 ! be/ ( any man 9 ,engl&4 ,mayflies come 9 late ?is season1 or ,i myself %\ld h _h "o ( 8 hook+4 ,we c ?us und]/& 8 en?usia/ic comm5dation ( fi%+-- ,( all ! _w's enjoym5ts1 ,t ev] valu'd 71 ,!re's none ( our employm5ts1 ,) fi%+ c comp>e2 ,"s prea*1 "s write1 ,"s swe>1 "s fight1 ,all gold5 lucre c\rt+1 ,b fi%+ /ill be>s (f ! bell ,= pr(it or = sport+4 ,*orus4--,!n :o a jolly fi%]man1 a fi%]man w be8 ,8 ?roat mu/ wet1 ,j l 8 net1 ,to keep out cold at sea4 ,! c\ntry squire loves runn+ ,a pack ( well-m\!d h\nds1 ,ano!r fancies gunn+ ,= wild ducks 9 8 gr\nds2 ,?is hunts1 t f[ls1 ,?is hawks1 ,dick b[ls1 ,no great] pleasure wi%+1 ,b ,tom t tells :at sport excels1 ,gives all ! praise to fi%+4 ,!n :o1 c4 ,a good ,we/phalia gammon ,is c\nt$ da9ty f>e2 ,b :at is't to a salmon ,j tak5 f ! ,w>e2 ,:eat-e>s & quailes1 ,cocks1 snipes & rayles1 ,are priz$ :ile season's la/+1 ,b all mu/ /oop to crawfi% s\p1 ,or ,i've no skill 9 ca/+4 ,!n :o1 c4 ,& ?o' "s envi\s wrangl]s1 ,to je] u w make bold1 ,& laugh at pati5t angl]s1 ,:o /& s long i' ?' cold2 ,!y wait on ,miss1 ,we wait on ?is1 ,& ?9k x easie lab\r2 ,& if y "k1 fi% pr(its too1 ,consult our ,holl& neighb\r4 ,!n :o1 c4 ,d',urfey 0 a fav\rite ) ,que5 ,anne1 & _m ( 8 poems 7 writt5 at ,knole1 ,p5%ur/1 & o!r seats ( ! nobility4 ,up to ! "t we h n[ rea*$1 we h n _h ! opportunity ( enroll+ ! "n ( a lady among our humori/s4 ,al?\gh 9 society s _m ( ! fair sp>kle & ov]fl[ ) quick & graceful raill]y1 we f9d t :5 !y come to impress _! ?\ghts ^u pap] !y are inv>iably s5tim5tal4 ,au?ors are (t5 a contra/ to _! writ+s1 b no d\bt ! female m9d is g5]ally ( a poetical complexion4 ,?us1 9 ! e>ly "p ( ! la/ c5tury we meet ) only ?ree lady humori/s1 ,mrs4 ,manley1 mo/ly not$ = h] sc&al\s /ories3 ,mrs4 ,behn1 ^: hum\r 0 crude1 *iefly t ( r\gh h>lequ9ade & gross immorality1 & ,mrs4 ,c5tlivre4 ,e>ly opportunities ( /udy 7 af=d$ to ! la/ 9 a rem>kable way4 ,:5 fly+ f ! ang] ( h] /epmo!r1 %e met ,an?ony ,hammond1 !n at ,cambridge1 & w5t to live ) him at ! ,univ]sity1 disguis$ 9 boy's clo!s4 ,rem>kable = h] beauty1 %e m>ri$1 :5 only fifte51 a nephew ( ,sir ,/eph5 ,fox1 & ^u 8 dea? at sixte51 a ,capta9 ,c>rol1 :o 0 kill$ 9 a duel4 ,x 0 !n p>tly ow+ to pecuni>y emb>rassm5ts t %e w5t on ! /age & wrote plays--! fir/ ( h] dramas appe>+ 9 h] tw5tie? ye>4 ,s great 0 ! prejudice !n aga9/ lady writ]s1 t at h] publi%]'s sugge/ion h] fir/ production 0 anonym\s4 ,b ^?1 :o began by d]id+ h] pret5sions1 end$ by ackn[l$g+ h] m]it2 %e became a great fav\rite & con/ant writ] = ! /age1 & an intimate fri5d ( ,f>quh> & ,/eele4 ,!re is an abs5ce ( indelicacy 9 h] plays1 b n a little f>cical hum\r1 especially 9 ! "* ( ,m>plot 9 ,! ,busybody1 & ( ri* ,mrs4 ,d[dy ) h] vulg>ity & admir]s 9 ,! ,platonic ,lady4 ,%e (t5 adopts ! tone ( ! day 9 ridicul+ le>n$ ladies4 ,9 "o place %e speaks z if ev5 at t "t ! f\nd+ ( a college = ladies 0 9 contemplation-- ,lady ,revell]4 ,:y 9 su* ha/e1 ,c\s9 ,val]ia8 ,val]ia4 ,oh6 de> ,c\s91 don't /op me2 ,i %all lose ! f9e/ insect = dissection1 a huge fle% fly1 :i* ,mr4 ,lovely s5t me j n[1 & op5+ ! box to try ! exp]im5t1 away x flew4 ,lady4 ,i am glad ! poor fly escap$2 w y nev] be we>y ( ^! :imsies8 ,val4 ,:imsies6 ,natural ,philosophy a :imsy6 ,oh6 ! unle>n$ _w6 ,lady4 ,ridicul\s le>n+6 ,mrs4 ,alpiew4 ,ridicul\s inde$ = wom54 ,philosophy suits our sex z jack-boots w\ld d4 ,val4 ,cu/om w\ld br+ !m z mu* 9 fa%ion z furbel[s1 & practice w\ld make u z valiant z e'er a h]o ( !m all2 ! resolution is 9 ! m9d4 ,no?+ c enslave t4 ,lady4 ,my />s6 ,?is girl w be mad--t's c]ta94 ,val4 ,mad6 ,s ,n]o bani%$ philosoph]s f ,rome1 & ! fir/ discov]] ( ! ,antipodes 0 condemn$ = a h]etic4 ,lady4 ,9 my consci5ce1 ,alpiew1 ?is pretty creature's spoil$4 ,well1 c\s91 might ,i advise y %\ld be/[ y\r =tune 9 f\nd+ a college = ! /udy ( philosophy1 :]e none b wom5 %\ld be admitt$2 & to immortalize y\r "n1 !y %\ld be call$ ,val]ians2--ha6 ha6 ha6 ,val4 ,:at y make a je/ (1 ,i'd execute1 7 =tune 9 my p[]4 ,h] notices ( m>ri$ life are int]e/+1 z %e _h great exp]i5ce1 hav+ tak5 = h] ?ird husb& ,mr4 ,c5tlivre1 cook to ,que5 ,anne4 ,9 ,! ,wond]1 a ,woman keeps a ,secret1 we h ! foll[+ dialogue ^u ?is important subject3 ,col4 ,britton4 ',egad1 ,i ?9k ,i mu/ e'en m>ry1 & sacrifice my body = ! good ( my s\l2 wilt ?\ recomm5d me to a wife1 !n--"o t is will+ to ex*ange h] moydores = ,engli% ,lib]ty--ha fri5d8 ,fr$4 ,%e mu/ be v h&some1 ,i suppose8 ,col4 ,! h&som] ! bett]1 b be sure %e has a nose4 ,fr$4 ,ay6 ay6 & "s gold4 ,col4 ,oh1 v mu* gold4 ,i %all nev] be able to swall[ ! matrimonial pill1 if x be n well gild$4 ,fr$4 ,puh1 beauty w make x slide d[n nimbly4 ,col4 ,at fir/1 p]haps x may1 b ! second or ?ird dose w *oke me4 ,i confess1 ,fr$]ick1 wom5 are ! prettie/ play?+s 9 nature2 b gold1 sub/antial gold gives 'em ! air1 ! mi51 ! %ape1 ! grace & beauty ( a goddess4 ,fr$4 ,& has n gold ! same div9ity 9 _! eyes1 ,colonel8 ,col4 ,too (t5--money is ! v god ( m>riage1 ! poets dress him 9 a saffron robe by :i* !y figure out ! gold5 ,deity1 & 8 light$ tor* blazons ^? mighty *>ms1 :i* enc\rage u to li/ "u 8 bann]4 ,9 ,! ,artifice we h a matrimonial cont5tion3 ,lucy4 ,if y two are "o fle%1 h[ come y to h diff]5t m9ds1 pray1 ,sir8 ,wat*it4 ,because ! m9d has no?+ to d ) ! fle%4 ,mrs4 ,w4 ,t's y\r mi/ake1 ,sir2 ! body is gov]n$ by ! m9d4 ,s mu* philosophy ,i "k4 ,wat4 ,yes1 yes2 ,i believe y und]/& natural philosophy v well1 wife2 ,i d\bt n ! fle% has got ! bett] ( ! _s 9 y4 ,look ye1 madam6 e man's wife is 8 v9ey>d2 y are m9e1 !re=e ,i wall y 94 ,ods budik9s1 ne'er a coxcomb 9 ! k+dom %all plant z mu* z a primrose 9 my gr\nd4 ,mrs4 ,w4 ,i am sure y\r managem5t w produce no?+ b ?orns4 ,wat4 ,nay1 e wife is a ?orn 9 h] husb&'s side4 ,y\r :ole sex is a k9d ( sweet-bri>1 & he :o m$dles ) x is sure to prick 8 f+]s4 ,lucy4 ,t is :5 y h&le u too r\ghly4 ,mrs4 ,w4 ,y are a k9d ( rue3 nei!r good = smell nor ta/e4 ,wat4 ,b v :olesome1 wife4 ,mrs4 ,w4 ,ay1 s !y say ( all bitt]s1 yet ,i w\ld n be oblig$ to fe$ on g5tian & wormwood4 ,"s subjects are peculi>ly suitable = light female hum\r4 ,9 ,! ,beau's ,duel1 or a ,soldi] = ! ,ladies1 we h ! foll[+ soliloquy by ,sir ,william ,mode1 a fop1 z he /&s 9 8 night-g[n look+ into 8 glass3 ,?is ris+ e>ly is ! mo/ conf\nd$ ?+ on e>?1 no?+ s de/ructive to ! complexion4 ,bli/] me1 h[ ,i %all look 9 ! side box to-night1 wret*$ly ^u my s\l4 look+ 9 ! glass all ! :ile4 ,yet x adds some?+ ( a langui%+ air1 n altoge!r unbecom+1 & by c&le light may d mis*ief2 b ,i mu/ /ay at home to recov] "s col\r1 & t may be z well laid on too2 s 'tis resolv$ ,i w g4 ,oh 'tis unspeakable pleasure to be 9 ! side box1 or b['d to f ! /age1 & be di/+ui%$ by ! beaux ( quality1 to h a "l fly into "o's arms1 & kiss "o z amor\sly z a mi/ress4 ,!n tell me al\d1 t he d9$ ) 8 ,grace & t he & ! ladies 7 s fond ( me1 !y talk$ ( no?+ else4 ,!n says ,i1 ,my "l1 8 ,grace does me too mu* hon\r4 ,!n1 my "l1 ,?is play 'tis n wor? see+2 we havn't be5 se5 at t'o!r h\se to-night2 & ! ladies w be disappo9t$ n to receive a b[ f ,sir ,william4 ,he1 he1 he1 says ,i1 my "l1 ,i wait ^u y\r lord%ip4 ,!n1 says my "l1 lead ! way ,sir ,william4 ,o1 pray my "l1 ,i beg y\r lord%ip's p>don4 ,nay1 ,sir ,william4 ,pray my "l1 7,ent] ,la ,rivi]e1 ,sir ,w's valet74 ,pray ,sir ,william4 ,pray my "l4 7,z he says ?is sev]al times ,la ,rivi]e ent]s beh9d him1 b z he designs to pass by him1 is /ill prev5t$ by 8 turn+ f "o side to t'o!r1 z he acts himself = ! "l47 ,la ,riv4 ,hey6 ,:at ! devil is he conjur+ & talk+ ) invisible lords8 ,he's 9 8 airs1 "s pleas+ imag9ation hurries him out ( 8 s5ses4 ,b ,i mu/ to my cue4 ,hem6 hem6 ,sir1 d]e be "o two g5tlem5 bel[ come to wait ^u y dis morn+1 sal ,i %[ dem up8 ,sir4 ,w4 ,no1 my "l1 by no means1 ,i "k bett] ?+s-- ,la ,riv4 ,:at !n am ,i a "l8 ,egad ,i nev] knew my quality be=e4 7,aside47 ,sir ,w4 ,p%aw6 ?is blockhead has r\s'd me f ! prettie/ ent]ta9m5t 9 ! _w 7,aside74 ,well1 :at w\ld y1 ,sir8 ,la ,riv4 ,i voo'd tell y1 ,sir1 d]e be "o two g5tlem5 wait ^u y4 ,sir ,w4 ,& let 'em wait till ,i h done4 ,i _h a ?\s& f9e ?+s to say on t occasion1 b ?is rude fell[ has fright5$ 'em all out ( my head4 7,aside47 ,well1 s9ce my bett] div]sion is ov]1 %[ 'em up4 ,9 ,! ,wond] we h an amus+ sc5e betwe5 ,liss>do1 s]vant to ,felix1 & ,flora1 maid to ,violante4 ,! =m] _h be5 v sweet ^u ! latt]--tell+ h] t 8 *aps wat]$ = a kiss1 & t he w\ld rev5ge himself on h] lips2 b a *ange comes ov] him on 8 be+ pres5t$ by ,violante ) a r+ to be worn = 8 ma/]'s sake4 ,liss>do4 ,i %all1 ,madam1 7puts on ! r+47 ,me?9ks a diamond r+ is a va/ addition to ! little f+] ( a g5tleman4 7,admir+ 8 h&47 ,flora4 ,t r+ mu/ be m9e4 ,well1 ,liss>do1 :at ha/e y make to pay (f arre>s n[8 ,look h[ ! fell[ /&s6 ,liss4 ,egad6 me?9ks ,i h a v pretty h&--& v :ite--& ! %ape6 ,fai?6 ,i nev] m9d$ x s mu* be=e6 ,9 my op9ion x is a v f9e %ap$ h&1 & becomes a diamond r+ z well z ! fir/ gr&ee's 9 ,portugal4 ,flo4 ,! man's transport$6 ,is ?is y\r love8 ,?is y\r impati5ce8 ,liss4 7,takes snuff47 ,n[ 9 my m9d1 ,i take snuff ) a v jaunty air4 ,well1 ,i am p]suad$ ,i want no?+ b a coa* & a title to make me a v f9e g5tleman4 7,/ruts ab\t47 ,flo4 ,sweet ,mr4 ,liss>do1 7curtsey+17 if ,i may presume to speak to y1 )\t affront+ y\r little f+]-- ,liss4 ,d s1 ,madam1 ,i ask y\r p>don4 ,is x to me or to ! r+ y direct y\r disc\rse1 ,madam8 ,flo4 ,madam6 ,good lack6 h[ mu* a diamond r+ improves "o6 ,liss4 ,:y1 ?o' ,i say x1 ,i c c>ry myself z well z anybody4 ,b :at w]t ?\ go+ to say1 *ild8 ,flo4 ,:y1 ,i 0 go+ to say1 t ,i fancy y _h be/ let me keep t r+2 x w be a v pretty w$d+-r+4 ,liss4 ,w\ld x n8 ,humph6 ,ah6 ,b--b--b--,i believe ,i %an't m>ry yet a :ile4 ,flo4 ,y %an't1 y say2 v well6 ,i suppose y design t r+ = ,inis8 ,liss4 ,no1 no1 ,i nev] bribe an old acqua9tance4 ,p]haps ,i might let x sp>kle 9 ! eyes ( a /rang] a little1 till we come to a "r und]/&+4 ,b !n1 l all o!r mortal ?+s1 x w\ld return f :5ce x came4 ,flo4 ,insol5t6 ,is t y\r mann] ( deal+8 ,liss4 ,) all b !e--kiss me1 y little rogue1 y4 7,hugg+ h]47 ,flo4 ,little rogue6 ,pri!e1 fell[1 don't be s famili>1 7pu%+ him away17 if ,i mayn't keep y\r r+1 ,i c keep my kisses4 ,liss4 ,y c1 y say6 ,spoke ) ! air ( a *amb]maid4 ,flo4 ,reply'd ) ! _s ( a s]v+-man4 ,d',urfey is said to h be5 ! fir/1 & ,c>ey ! la/ ( ^? :o at ?is p]iod unit$ ! pr(essions ( musician1 dramati/ & song writ]4 ,! latt] 0 ! natural son ( ! ,m>quis ( ,halifax1 :o pres5t$ ! cr[n to ,william ,,iii4 ,he wrote ! popul> song ,sally 9 our ,alley1 & ridicul$ ,ambrose ,philips 9 a poem call$ ,namby ,pamby4 ,ov]come ei!r by emb>rass$ circum/ances1 or ! envy ( rivals1 he di$ by 8 own h& 9 #agdc4 ,he has mu* t is clev] m+l$ ) extravagant fancies4 ,mo/ ( 8 songs are amor\s1 ?\gh nev] indelicate4 ,"s are = dr9k+ b\ts4 ,come all ye jolly ,buc*anals ,t love to tope good w9e1 ,let's (f] up a hog%ead ,unto our ma/]'s %r9e1 ,come1 let u dr9k & nev] %r9k1 ,= ,i'll tell y ! reason :y1 ,x's a great s9 to leave a h\se till we've drunk ! cell> dry4 ,9 times ( old ,i 0 a fool1 ,i drank ! wat] cle>1 ,b ,bac*us took me f t rule1 ,he ?\ght 'twas too sev]e2 ,he fill$ a bump] to ! brim ,& bade me take a sup1 ,b _h x be5 a gallon pot1 ,by ,jove ,i'd toss$ x up4 ,& ev] s9ce t happy "t1 ,good w9e has be5 my *e]1 ,n[ no?+ puts me 9 a swoon ,b wat] or small be]4 ,!n let u tope ab\t1 my lads1 ,& nev] fl9* nor fly1 ,b fill our sk9s brimfull ( w9e1 ,& dra9 ! bottles dry4 ,_m ( 8 plays 7 burlesque op]as1 introduc+ songs4 ,9 "o ( !m ! ,dragon ( ,wantley1 we h-- ,z5o1 ,plato1 ,ari/otle1 ,all 7 lov]s ( ! bottle2 ,poets1 ,pa9t]s1 & ,musicians1 ,*ur*m51 ,lawy]s1 & ,physicians2 ,all admire a pretty lass1 ,all require a *e]ful glass1 ,e pleasure has its season1 ,love & dr9k+ are no treason4 ,he 0 fond ( jocose love-ditties1 su* z3 ,pigs %all n be ,s fond z we2 ,we w out-coo ! turtle-dove1 ,fondly toy+1 ,/ill enjoy+1 ,sport+ sp>r[s we'll outlove4 ,among 8 successful f>ces is ! well-kn[n ,*rononhoton?ologos writt5 to ridicule "s bomba/ic trag$ies ( ! day4 ,*rononhoton?ologos is k+ ( ,que]ummania1 ,bomb>d9ian is 8 g5]al1 :ile 8 c\rti]s are ,aldiborontiphoscophornio & ,rigdum ,funnidos4 ,! foll[+ gives a good specim5 ( 8 ballad /yle4 ,o6 ,london is a da9ty place1 ,a great & gallant city1 ,= all ! /reets are pav$ ) gold1 ,& all ! folks are witty4 ,& !re's y\r lords & ladies f9e1 ,t ride 9 coa*-&-six1 ,:o no?+ dr9k b cl>et w9e1 ,& talk ( politicks4 ,& !re's y\r beauxs ) p[d]$ clo!s1 ,b$aub$ f head to %92 ,_! pocket-holes adorn$ ) gold1 ,b n "o s\s )94 ,,*apt] ,x4 ,vanbrugh--,colley ,cibb]--,f>quh>4 ,vanbrugh--a man ( ,dut* extraction z 8 "n sugge/s--0 "o ( ! few :om lit]ature l$1 ?\gh indirectly1 to =tune4 ,he became fir/ kn[n z a playwrit]1 b also hav+ /udi$ ar*itecture conceiv$ ! idea ( comb9+ 8 two arts by ! con/ruction ( a gr& !atre on ! site ( ! pres5t ,haym>ket ,op]a ,h\se4 ,! ent]prise 0 doom$ to be "o ( ! _m failures f :i* t ill-/>r$ spot has become rem>kable1 & ,vanbrugh aft] va9ly attempt+ to support 8 und]tak+ by ! ex]tion ( all 8 dramatic p[]1 det]m9$ to quit lit]ature altoge!r1 & devot$ himself to ! m remun]ative pr(ession4 ,9 ?is he 0 successful--he built ,bl5heim1 ,ca/le ,h[>d1 & half-a-doz5 ( ! /ately halls ( ,engl&4 ,we may suppose t he acquir$ weal?1 = he built sev]al h\ses = himself1 & 9 !m seems to h exhibit$ 8 :imsical fancy4 ,"o :i* he built ne> ,:itehall 0 call$ by ,swift a ?+ l a goose pie1 & he call$ t :i* he built = himself1 ne> ,gre5wi*1 ! m9ce pie4 ,!re is a consid]able am\nt ( r\gh hum\r 9 ,vanbrugh1 & "s indelicacy1 m l t ( ,ari/ophanes ?an ( ,engli% writ]s4 ,we f9d "o g5tleman call+ ano!r ,old ,satan1 & fa%ionable ladies indulg+ freely 9 oa?s4 ,a nobleman tells a lady1 be=e h] husb&1 t he is desp]ately 9 love ) h]1 /rike me spee*less2 to :i* %e replies by giv+ him a box on ! e>1 & h] husb& by draw+ 8 sword4 ,ev]y?+ bespeaks a l[ & primitive /ate ( society2 b we mu/ also rememb] t :ile some?+ /rong 0 requir$1 x 0 n !n ?\ght objectionable t ! sc5es ( ! drama %\ld be v diff]5t f ^? ( real life4 ,! foll[+ are f ! ,relapse1 ! fir/ play t made ,vanbrugh kn[n1 & :i* we might !re=e expect to be "o ( 8 mo/ humor\s com$ies4 ,"h we h a good c>icature ( ! fops ( ! day4 ,9 ! fir/1 ,"l ,fopp+ton 9 8 fa%ionable twang1 gives u 8 views1 & sket*es 8 mode ( life4 ,am&a4 ,well ,i mu/ own ,i ?9k books ! be/ ent]ta9m5t 9 ! _w4 ,"l ,f4 ,i am s mu* ( y\r lady%ip's m9d1 madam1 t ,i h a private gall]y :]e ,i walk sometimes1 :i* is furni%$ ) no?+ b books & look+ glasses4 ,madam1 ,i h gild$ 'em s prettily1 be=e ,g--1 x is ! mo/ ent]ta9+ ?+ 9 ! _w to walk & look ^u 'em4 ,am&a4 ,nay1 ,i love a neat libr>y too1 b 'tis ,i ?9k ! inside ( a book %\ld recomm5d x mo/ to u4 ,"l ,f4 ,t1 ,i mu/ confess1 ,i am n altoge!r s fond (4 ,= to my m9d ! inside ( a book is to ent]ta9 oneself ) ! =c$ product ( ano!r man's bra94 ,n[1 ,i ?9k a man ( quality & bre$+ may be mu* bett] div]t$ ) ! natural spr\ts ( 8 own4 ,b to say ! tru?1 madam1 let a man love read+ nev] s well1 :5 once he comes to "k ?is t[n1 he f9ds s _m bett] ways ( pass+ away ! f\r-&-tw5ty h\rs t 'tw]e t5 ?\s& pities he %\ld consume 8 "t 9 t4 ,= example1 madam1 my life1 my life1 madam1 is a p]petual /ream ( pleasure t glides ?r\gh su* a v>iety ( ent]ta9m5ts1 ,i believe ! wise/ ( our ance/ors nev] _h ! lea/ conception ( any ( 'em4 ,i rise1 madam1 ab\t t5 o'clock4 ,i don't rise soon] because x is ! wor/ ?+ 9 ! _w = ! complexion1 n t ,i pret5d to be a beau1 b a man mu/ endeav\r to look :olesome1 le/ he make s nause\s a figure 9 ! side box1 ! ladies %\ld be compell$ to turn _! eyes ^u ! play4 ,s at t5 o'clock ,i say ,i rise4 ,n[1 if ,i f9d x a good day ,i resolve to take a turn 9 ! p>k1 & see ! f9e wom52 s huddle on my clo!s & get dress$ by "o4 ,if x be na/y wea!r ,i take a turn 9 ! *ocolate h\se1 :]e z y walk1 madam1 y h ! prettie/ prospect 9 ! _w2 y h look+ glasses all r\nd y4 ,b ,i'm afraid ,i tire ! company4 ,b]9?ia4 ,n at all2 pray g on4 ,"l ,f4 ,:y !n1 ladies1 f !nce ,i g to d9n] at ,lacket's1 :]e y are s nicely & delicately s]v$ t1 /ab my vitals6 !y %all compose y a di% no bigg] ?an a sauc]1 %all come to fifty %ill+s4 ,betwe5 eat+ my d9n] 7& wa%+ my m\?1 ladies7 ,i sp5d my "t till ,i g to ! play1 :5 till n9e o'clock ,i ent]ta9 myself ) look+ ^u ! company2 & usually dispose ( "o h\r m 9 lead+ !m out4 ,s !re's twelve ( ! f\r-&-tw5ty pretty well ov]4 ,! o!r twelve1 madam1 are dispos$ ( 9 two articles1 9 ! fir/ f\r ,i toa/ myself drunk1 & t'o!r eight ,i sleep myself sob] aga94 ,?us1 ladies1 y see my life is an et]nal r\nd ,o ( delight4 ,"l ,fopp+ton's int]view ) 8 ,c\rt arti/s is well describ$-- ,tom ,fa%ion4 ,!re's t fop n[1 has n by nature :]e)al to move a cook-maid1 & by t "t ^! fell[s h done ) him1 egad he %all melt d[n a c\ntess6 ,b n[ = my reception2 ,i'll engage x %all be z cold a "o z a c\rti]'s to 8 fri5d1 :o comes to put him 9 m9d ( 8 promise4 ,"l ,f4 7to 8 tailor47 ,dea? & et]nal tortures6 ,sir1 ,i say ! packet's too high by a foot4 ,tailor4 ,my "l1 if x _h be5 an in* l[] x w\ld n h held y\r lord%ip's packet-h&k]*ief4 ,"l ,f4 ,rat my packet-h&k]*ief6 h n ,i a page to c>ry x8 ,y may make him a packet up to 8 *9 a purpose = x2 b ,i w n h m9e come s ne> my face4 ,tailor4 ',tis n = me to dispute y\r lord%ip's fancy4 ,"l ,f4 ,look y1 ,sir1 ,i %all nev] be reconcil$ to ?is nause\s packet1 !re=e pray get me ano!r suit ) all mann] ( exp$ition1 = ?is is my et]nal salvation4 ,mrs4 ,calico1 are n y ( my m9d8 ,mrs4 ,cal4 ,o1 directly1 my "l6 ,x c nev] be too l[4 ,"l ,f4 ,y are positively 9 ! "r on't1 = ! packet becomes no "p ( ! body b ! knee4 7,exit tailor47 ,mrs4 ,cal4 ,i hope y\r lord%ip is pleas$ ) y\r /e5kirk4 ,"l ,f4 ,9 love ) x1 /ap my vitals6 br+ y\r bill1 y %all be paid to-morr[4 ,mrs4 ,c4 ,i humbly ?ank y\r hon\r4 7,exit47 ,"l ,f4 ,h>k !e1 %oemak]6 ^! %oes an't ugly b !y don't fit me4 ,%oemak]4 ,my "l1 me?9ks !y fit y v well4 ,"l ,f4 ,!y hurt me j bel[ ! in/ep4 ,%oe4 7feel+ 8 foot7 ,my "l1 !y don't hurt y !re4 ,"l ,f4 ,i tell !e !y p9* me execrably4 ,%oe4 ,my "l1 if !y p9* y ,i'll be b\nd to be hang$1 t's all4 ,"l ,f4 ,:y wilt ?\ und]take to p]suade me t ,i _c feel8 ,%oe4 ,y\r lord%ip may please to feel :at y ?9k fit2 b ! %oe does n hurt y4 ,i ?9k ,i und]/& my trade4 ,"l ,f4 ,n[ by all t's great & p[]ful ?\ art an incompreh5sible coxcomb6 b ?\ make/ good %oes & s ,i'll be> ) !e4 ,tom ,fa%ion p]sonates 8 bro!r1 ,"l ,fopp+ton1 & goes d[n to ! c\ntry seat ( ,sir ,tunbelly ,clumpsey1 9 hope ( m>ry+ 8 ri* daught]4 ,! old ,squire at fir/ turns out to meet him ) guns & pit*=ks1 b *anges to ! utmo/ s]vility on he>+ t he is a "l4 ,x is n[ ,tom's object to h ! m>riage c]emony p]=m$ be=e he is discov]$4 ,fa%ion4 ,y\r fa!r1 ,i suppose y "k1 has resolv$ to make me happy 9 be+ y\r husb&1 & ,i hope ,i may dep5d ^u y\r cons5t to p]=m :at he desires4 ,miss ,hoyd54 ,sir1 ,i nev] disobey my fa!r 9 any?+ b eat+ ( gre5 gooseb]ries4 ,fa%4 ,s good a daught] mu/ ne$s be an admirable wife2 ,i am !re=e impati5t till y are m9e1 & hope y w s f> consid] ! viol5ce ( my love z n to def] my happ9ess s long z y\r fa!r designs x4 ,miss ,h4 ,pray1 my "l1 h[ long is t8 ,fa%4 ,madam1 a ?\s& ye>s--a :ole week4 ,miss ,h4 ,a week6 :y ,i %all be an old woman by t "t4 ,fa%4 ,& ,i an old man4 ,miss ,h4 ,:y ,i ?\ght x 0 to-morr[ morn+ z soon z ,i 0 up1 ,i am sure nurse told me s4 ,fa%4 ,& x %all be to-morr[ morn+ /ill1 if y'll cons5t4 ,miss ,h4 ,if ,i'll cons5t6 ,:y ,i ?\ght ,i 0 to obey y z my husb&4 ,fa%4 ,t's :5 we're m>ri$1 till !n ,i am to obey y4 ,miss ,h4 ,:y !n if we are to take x by turns x's ! same ?+4 ,i'll obey y n[1 & :5 we are m>ri$ y %all obey me4 ,fa%4 ,) all my he>t2 b ,i d\bt we mu/ get nurse on our side1 or we %all h>dly prevail ) ! *apla94 ,miss ,h4 ,o ,"l1 ,i c tell y a way h[ to p]suade h] to any?+4 ,fa%4 ,h['s t8 ,miss ,h4 ,:y tell h] %e's a :olesome comely woman1 & give h] half-a-cr[n4 ,fa%4 ,nay1 if t w d1 %e %all h half a score ( !m4 ,miss ,h4 ,o gem9i6 = half t %e'd m>ry y h]self4 ,i'll run & call h]4 ,fa%4 ,s matt]s g swimm+ly4 ,?is is a r>e girl i' fai?4 ,i %all h a f9e "t on't ) h] 9 ,london1 ,i'm mu* mi/ak5 if %e don't prove a ,m>* h>e all ! ye> r\nd4 ,:at a scamp]+ *ase w %e on't1 :5 %e f9ds ! :ole k5nel ( beaux at h] tail6 hey to ! p>k1 & ! play1 & ! *ur* & ! devil2 %e'll %[ !m sport1 ,i'll w>rant 'em4 ,b no matt]1 %e br+s me an e/ate t w af=d me a sep>ate ma9t5ance4 ,! foll[+ f ,! ,provok$ ,husb&1 gives a good specim5 ( social hypocrisy4 ,s]vant4 ,madam1 "h's my ,lady ,fanciful to wait ^u y\r lady%ip4 ,lady ,brute4 ,%ield me1 k9d heav56 :at an inundation ( imp]t95ce is "h com+ ^u u6 ,at ! end ( ?is unwelcome visit1 we h ! foll[+ hit at ! c]emoni\s polit5ess !n fa%ionable4 ,lady ,b4 ,:at go+ already1 madam4 ,lady ,fan4 ,i mu/ beg y excuse me ?is once1 = really ,i h eighte5 visits to return ?is aft]noon4 ,s y see ,i am importun$ by ! wom5 z well z by ! m54 ,bel4 7aside74 ,& %e's quits ) 'em bo?4 ,lady ,f4 ,nay1 y %an't g "o /ep out ( ! room4 ,lady ,b4 ,inde$1 ,i'll wait ^u y d[n4 ,lady ,f4 ,no sweet1 ,lady ,brute1 y "k ,i swoon at c]emony4 ,lady ,b4 ,pray give me leave4 ,lady ,f4 ,y "k ,i wont4 ,lady ,b4 ,inde$ ,i mu/4 ,lady ,f4 ,inde$ y %an't4 ,lady ,b4 ,inde$ ,i w4 ,lady ,f4 ,inde$ y %an't4 ,lady ,b4 ,inde$ ,i w4 ,lady ,f4 ,inde$ y %an't1 inde$1 inde$1 inde$ y %an't4 7,exit runn+47 ,! av]sions & disputes ( husb&s & wives furni% ! subject ( "s ( 8 hum\r4 ,sir ,john ,brute says3-- ,sure if wom5 _h be5 ready creat$1 ! devil in/ead ( be+ kick$ d[n 9 hell _h be5 m>ri$4 ,lady ,brute4 ,are y afraid ( be+ 9 love1 ,sir8 ,he>tfree4 ,i %\ld if !re 7 any dang] ( x4 ,lady ,b4 ,pray1 :y s8 ,he>t4 ,because ,i always _h an av]sion to be+ us$ l a dog4 ,bel9da4 ,:y truly1 m5 9 love are seldom us$ mu* bett]4 ,lady ,b4 ,b 7 y nev] 9 love1 ,sir8 ,he>t4 ,no1 ,i ?ank heav51 madam4 ,bel4 ,pray1 :]e got y y\r le>n+ !n8 ,he>t4 ,f o!r p's exp5se4 ,bel4 ,t's be+ a spung]1 ,sir1 :i* is sc>ce hone/4 ,if y'd buy "s exp]i5ce ) y\r own money1 z 'tw\ld be fairli] got1 s 'tw\ld /ick long] by y4 99 99 99 99 99 ,b]9?ia4 ,ah1 ,am&a1 x's a delici\s ?+ to be a "y wid[6 ,aman4 ,y'll h>dly make me ?9k s4 ,b]4 ,phu6 because y are 9 love ) y\r husb&2 b t is n e woman's case4 ,aman4 ,i hope 'twas y\rs at lea/4 ,b]4 ,m9e1 say ye8 ,n[ ,i h a great m9d to tell y a lie1 b ,i %\ld d x s awkw>dly y'd f9d me out4 ,aman4 ,!n e'en speak ! tru?4 ,b]4 ,%all ,i8 ,!n aft] all1 ,i did love him1 ,am&a1 z a man does p5ance4 ,aman4 ,:y did y n refuse to m>ry him1 !n8 ,b]4 ,because my "m w\ld h :ipp$ me4 ,aman4 ,h[ did y live toge!r8 ,b]4 ,l man & wife--asund]4 ,he lov$ ! c\ntry1 ,i ! t[n4 ,he hawks & h\nds1 ,i coa*es & equipage4 ,he eat+ & dr9k+1 ,i c>d+ & play+4 ,he ! s\nd ( a horn1 ,i ! squeak ( a fiddle4 ,:5ev] we met we gave "o ano!r ! sple54 ,aman4 ,b tell me "o ?+ truly & s9c]ely4 ,b]4 ,:at's t8 ,aman4 ,not)/&+ all ^! j>s1 did n 8 dea? at la/ extremely tr\ble y8 ,b]4 ,o1 yes4 ,n t my pres5t pangs 7 s v viol5t1 b ! aft] pangs 7 intol]able4 ,i 0 =c$ to we> a bea/ly wid['s b& a twelvemon? = 't4 ,9 ! ,j\rney to ,london1 writt5 at ! end ( ,vanbrugh's life1 & n f9i%$1 !re is a v amus+ acc\nt ( ! mann] 9 :i* a c\ntry squire & family travell$ up to ,london 9 ! sev5te5? c5tury4 ,james4 ,!y h add$ two c>t-horses to ! f\r old m>es1 because my lady w h x said %e came to t[n 9 h] coa*-&-six2 & ha6 ha6 heavy ,george1 ! pl\ghman1 rides po/ilion6 ,uncle ,ri*>d4 ,v well2 ! j\rney beg9s z x %\ld d--,james6 ,james4 ,sir6 ,uncle ,r4 ,do/ "k :e!r !y br+ all ! *ildr5 ) !m8 ,james4 ,only ,squire ,humphry & ,miss ,betty1 ,sir2 ! o!r six are put to bo>d at half-a-cr[n a week a head ) ,joan ,gr[se1 at ,smoke-dunghill ,f>m4 ,uncle ,r4 ,! ,"l h m]cy ^u all good folks6 ,:at "w w ^! p make6 ,do/ "k :5 !y'll be "h8 ,james4 ,john says1 ,sir1 !y'd h be5 "h la/ night1 b t ! old :eezy-belly horse tir$1 & ! two =e-:eels came cra% d[n at once 9 ,waggon-rut ,lane4 ,sir1 !y 7 cruelly load51 z ,i und]/&4 ,my lady h]self1 he says1 laid on f\r mail trunks1 besides ! great deal-box1 :i* fat ,tom sat ^u beh9d4 ,uncle ,r4 ,s4 ,james4 ,!n )9 ! coa* !re 0 ,sir ,francis1 my lady1 ! great fat lap-dog1 ,squire ,humphry1 ,miss ,betty1 my lady's maid1 ,mrs4 ,h&y1 & ,doll ,tripe1 ! cook--b %e puk$ ) sitt+ backw>d1 s !y m\nt$ h] into ! coa*-box4 ,uncle ,r4 ,v well4 ,james4 ,!n1 ,sir1 = fe> ( a fam9e be=e !y %\ld get to ! bait+-place1 !re 0 su* baskets ( plum-cake1 ,dut* g+]bread1 ,*e%ire *eese1 ,naples biscuits1 macc>oons1 neats' tongues1 & cold boil$ beef2 & 9 case ( sickness1 su* bottles ( usquebaugh1 black-*]ry br&y1 c9namon wat]1 sack1 t5t1 & /rong be]1 z made ! old coa* crack aga94 ,uncle ,r4 ,well said6 ,james4 ,& = def5ce ( ?is good *e]1 & my lady's little pe>l necklace1 !re 0 ! family basket-hilt sword1 ! great ,turki% cimit]1 ! old blund]-buss1 a good bag ( bullets1 & a great horn ( gunp[d]4 ,uncle ,r4 ,admirable6 ,vanbrugh's fri5d1 ,colley ,cibb]1 0 also ( =eign orig94 ,8 fa!r 0 a native ( ,hol/e91 & com+ ov] to ,engl& be=e ! ,re/oration1 is kn[n z hav+ execut$ ! two figures ( lunatics1 = ! gates ( ,be?lehem ,hospital4 ,colley comm5c$ life z an actor & playwrit]1 & ,vanbrugh 0 s pleas$ ) 8 ,love's ,la/ ,%ift1 or ! ,fool ( ,fa%ion1 t he wrote an improv$ v]sion ( x 9 ,! ,relapse4 ,?us ,sir ,novelty ,fa%ion 0 develop$ into ,"l ,fopp+ton1 & ,vanbrugh1 :o patroniz$ ,cibb]1 employ$ him to act ! "*4 ,he 0 an exception to ! rule t a good playwrit] is n a good p]=m]4 ,9 ,cibb]1 we especially m>k ! ,spani% elem5t1 :i* !n t+$ ! drama1 & al?\gh some:at prosy & s5t5ti\s1 he is f]tile & ent]ta9+ 9 8 love intrigues4 ,( real hum\r1 he seems to h no gift--"s ( 8 be/ attempts ref]r+ to su* common failures z sometimes occur at hotels4 ,we h 9 ,%e w\'d1 & %e w\'d n1 ,ho/4 ,did y call1 g5tlem58 ,trapp>ti4 ,yes1 & bawl too1 ,sir4 ,"h ! g5tlem5 are almo/ fami%$1 & nobody comes ne> 'em4 ,:at h y 9 ! h\se n[ t w be ready pres5tly8 ,ho/4 ,y may h :at y please1 ,sir4 ,hypolita4 ,c y get u a p>tridge8 ,ho/4 ,we h no p>tridges2 b we'll get y :at y please 9 a mom5t4 ,we h a v good neck ( mutton1 ,sir1 if y please1 x %all be clapt d[n 9 a mom5t4 ,hyp4 ,h y any pigeons or *ick5s8 ,ho/4 ,truly1 ,sir1 we h no f[l 9 ! h\se at pres5t2 if y please1 y may h any?+ else 9 a mom5t4 ,hyp4 ,!n1 pri!e1 get u "s "y rabbits4 ,ho/4 ,^u my ^w1 ,sir1 rabbits are s sc>ce1 !y are n to be _h = money4 ,trap4 ,h y any fi%8 ,ho/4 ,fi%6 ,sir2 ,i dress$ ye/]day ! f9e/ di% t ev] came ^u a table2 ,i am sorry we h none1 ,sir2 b1 if y please1 y may h any?+ else 9 a mom5t4 ,trap4 ,ha/ ?\ no?+ b ,any?+ else 9 ! h\se8 ,ho/4 ,v good mutton1 ,sir4 ,hyp4 ,pri!e1 get u a brea/1 !n4 ,ho/4 ,brea/6 ,don't y love ! neck1 ,sir8 ,hyp4 ,ha' ye no?+ 9 ! h\se b ! neck8 ,ho/4 ,really1 ,sir1 we don't use to be s unprovid$1 b at pres5t we h no?+ else left4 ,trap4 ,fai?1 ,sir1 ,i don't "k b a ,no?+ else may be v good meat1 :5 ,any?+ else is n to be _h4 ,sometimes !re is a little sm>tness 9 ! dialogue1 & 9 ! ,c>eless ,husb&1 ,"l ,fopp+ton uses su* /range expletives z ,sun burn me1 ,/op my brea?1 ,set my blood4 ,b ! great] "p ( any amusem5t t !re is1 dep5ds1 z 9 ! ,roman ,com$y1 ^u ! tricks ( l[-m9d$ m]c5>y s]vants4 ,al?\gh nei!r ( ! two la/-nam$ writ]s 0 ,engli% by desc5t1 !y 7 bo? s by adoption1 & ! same may be said ( ! next au?or1 ,f>quh>1 :o 0 born at ,londond]ry 9 #afgh1 b ^: ,iri% *>act]s want ! *>m ( ! pure national comicality4 ,he 0 ! son ( a cl]gyman :o s5t him to ! ,univ]sity1 b 8 ta/e be+ av]se to ! prescrib$ c\rse ( /udy1 he left x1 & became an actor4 ,want ( voice soon exclud$ him f ! /age1 & he ent]$ ! army--a pr(ession :i* we might conclude1 f ! exp]i5ces ( ,wy*]ley & ,vanbrugh1 0 some:at fav\rable = ! cultivation ( dramatic tal5t4 ,! con/ant companion%ip ( m5 ( wild & fanciful dispositions1 ! leisure = obs]v+ _! tal5ts & peculi>ities1 & ! p]petual dem& = ! ex]cise ( light rep>tee1 w\ld all t5d to furni% effective mat]ials = ! /age4 ,f>quh> soon m>ri$1 & 8 pov]ty1 ) an increas+ family1 l$ to 8 produc+ a play ne>ly e ye> f #agjc to #agjg4 ,f9ally he sold out1 & 0 9 deep di/ress4 ,speak+ ( 8 condition ) 8 accu/om$ gaiety1 he says3-- ,i h v little e/ate1 b :at is "u ! circumf]5ce ( my hat1 & %\ld ,i by p]*ance come to lose my head1 ,i %\ld n be wor? a groat4 ,he ?us sket*es 8 m5tal peculi>ities3-- ,z to my m9d1 :i* 9 mo/ m5 we>s z _m *anges z _! body1 s 9 me 'tis g5]ally dre/ l my p]son1 9 black4 ,melan*oly is its e-day app>el2 & x has hi!rto f\nd few holidays to make x *ange its clo!s4 ,9 %ort1 my con/itution is v spl5etic & yet v amor\s1 bo? :i* ,i endeav\r to hide le/ ! =m] %\ld (f5d o!rs1 & t ! latt] might incommode myself2 & my reason is s vigilant 9 re/ra9+ ^! two fail+s1 t ,i am tak5 = an easy-natur$ man ) my own sex1 & an ill-natur$ cl[n by y\rs4 ,f>quh> 0 v fond ( je/+ ab\t 8 own mis=tunes1 & p]haps ! foll[+ f ,love 9 a ,bottle1 exhibits a sc5e 9 :i* he _h be5 himself an actor 9 real life4 ,wid[ ,bullf9*4 ,mr4 ,lyric1 :at d y mean by all ?is8 ,"h y h lodg$ two ye>s 9 my h\se1 promis$ me eighte5-p5ce a week = y\r lodg+1 & ,i h nev] receiv$ eighte5 f>?+s1 n ! value ( t1 ,mr4 ,lyric1 7snaps h] f+]s47 ,y always put me (f ) tell+ me ( y\r play1 y\r play6 ,sir1 y %all play no m ) me3 ,i'm 9 e>ne/4 ,lyric4 ,!re's m tr\ble 9 a play ?an y imag9e1 ,madam4 ,bull4 ,!re's m tr\ble ) a lodg] ?an y ?9k1 ,mr4 ,lyric4 ,lyric4 ,fir/ !re's ! decorum ( "t4 ,bull4 ,:i* y nev] obs]ve1 = y keep ! wor/ h\rs ( any lodg] 9 t[n4 ,lyric4 ,!n !re's ! exactness ( *>act]s4 ,bull4 ,& y h ! mo/ sc&al\s "o ,i ev] he>d4444 ,lyric4 7,aside7 ,0 ev] poor rogue s ridd54 ,if ev] ! ,muses _h a horse1 ,i am he4 7,al\d7 ,fai?6 ,madam1 poor ,pegasus is jad$4 ,bull4 ,come1 come1 ,sir2 he %an't slip 8 neck out ( coll> = all t4 ,money ,i w h1 & money ,i mu/ h4 ,! above is tak5 f ,f>quh>'s fir/ play1 & we g5]ally f9d ri*] hum\r 9 ! fir/ attempts ( g5ius ?an 9 _! lat] & m elaborate productions4 ,wid[ ,bullf9* says t ,*ampagne is a f9e liquor1 :i* all y\r beaux dr9k to make em' witty4 ,mockmode4 ,witty6 oh by ! univ]se ,i mu/ be witty6 ,i'll dr9k no?+ else4 ,i nev] 0 witty 9 all my life4 ,i love jokes de>ly4 ,"h1 ,club1 br+ u a bottle ( :at d'ye call x--! witty liquor4 ,bull4 ,b ,i ?\ght t all y t 7 br$ at ! ,univ]sity w\ld be wits naturally8 ,mock4 ,! q contr>y1 ,madam1 !re's no su* ?+ !re4 ,we d>e n h wit !re = fe> ( be+ c\nt$ rakes4 ,y\r solid philosophy is all read !re1 :i* is cle> ano!r ?+4 ,b n[ ,i w be a wit1 by ! univ]se4444 ,is t ! witty liquor8 ,come fill ! glasses4 ,n[ t ,i h f\nd my mi/ress1 ,i mu/ next f9d my wits4 ,club4 ,s y _h ne$1 ma/]1 = ^? t f9d a mi/ress are g5]ally out ( _! wits4 7,gives him a glass47 ,mock4 ,come1 fill = y\rself4 7,!y j+le & dr9k47 ,b :]e's ! wit n[1 ,club8 ,h y f\nd x8 ,club4 ,egad6 ma/]1 ,i ?9k 'tis a v good je/4 ,mock4 ,:at8 ,club4 ,:at8 :y dr9k+--y'll f9d1 ma/]1 t ?is same g5tleman 9 ! /raw d\blet1 ?is same w-i'-?'-wisp is a wit at ! bottom4 7,fills47 ,"h1 "h1 ma/]2 h[ x puns & quibbles 9 ! glass6 ,mock4 ,by ! univ]se1 n[ ,i h x6--! wit lies 9 ! j+l+4 ,all wit consi/s mo/ 9 j+l+2 he> h[ ! glasses rhyme to "o ano!r4 ,aga93-- ,mock4 ,c\ld ,i b dance well1 pu% well1#fc play ^u ! flute1 & swe> ! mo/ modi% oa?s1 ,i w\ld set up = quality ) e'er a "y nobleman ( 'em all4 ,pray :at are ! mo/ fa%ionable oa?s 9 t[n8 ,zoons1 ,i take x1 is a v becom+ "o4 ,rigadoon4 7a danc+-ma/]47 ,zoons is only us$ by ! disb&$ (fic]s & bullies1 b zauns is ! beaux pronunciation4 ,mock4 ,zauns6 ,rig4 ,yes1 ,sir2 we swe> z we dance2 smoo? & ) a cad5ce--,zauns6 ',tis h>moni\s1 & pleases ! ladies1 because x is s(t4 ,zauns1 ,madam1 is ! only complim5t our great beaux pass on a lady4 ,mock4 ,b suppose a lady speaks to me2 :at mu/ ,i say8 ,rig4 ,no?+1 ,sir2 y mu/ take snuff gr91 & make h] a humble cr+e--?us3 7,b[s foppi%ly & takes snuff2 ,mockmode imitates him awkw>dly1 & tak+ snuff1 sneezes47 ,o ,"l1 ,sir6 y mu/ nev] sneeze2 'tis z unbecom+ aft] orang]y z grace aft] meat4 ,mock4 ,i ?\ght p took x to cle> ! bra94 ,rig4 ,! beaux h no bra9s at all1 ,sir2 _! skull is a p]fect snuff-box2 & ,i he>d a physician swe>1 :o op5$ "o ( 'em1 t ! ?ree divisions ( 8 head 7 fill$ ) orang]y1 b]gamot1 & pla9 ,spani%4 ,mock4 ,zauns6 ,i mu/ sneeze1 7sneezes47 ,bless me6 ,rig4 ,oh1 fy6 ,mr4 ,mockmode6 :at a ru/ical expression t is6 ',bless me6' ,y %\ld ^u all su* occasions cry1 ,dem me6 ,y w\ld be z nause\s to ! ladies z "o ( ! old patri>*s1 if y us$ t obsolete expression4 ,sir ,h>ry ,wildair gives a good sket* ( a lady's wait+-woman ( ! "t4 ,colonel ,/&>d4 ,"h1 "h1 ,mrs4 ,p>ly2 :i!r s fa/8 ,p>ly4 ,oh ,"l6 my ma/]6 ,sir1 ,i 0 runn+ to ,mademoiselle ,furbel[1 ! ,fr5* mill9]1 = a new burgundy = my lady's head4 ,col4 ,s4 ,no1 *ild2 y're employ$ ab\t an old-fa%ion$ g>niture = y\r ma/]'s head1 if ,i mi/ake n y\r err&4 ,p>ly4 ,oh1 ,sir6 !re's ! prettie/ fa%ion lately come ov]6 s airy1 s ,fr5*1 & all t4 ,! p9n]s are d\ble ruffl$ ) twelve plaits ( a side1 & op5 all f ! face2 ! hair is frizzl$ all up r\nd ! head1 & /&s z /iff z a bodk94 ,!n ! fav\rites hang loose on ! temples1 ) a langui%+ lock 9 ! middle4 ,!n ! caul is extremely wide1 & ov] all is a coronet rais$ v high1 & all ! lappets beh9d4 ,?is lady on be+ que/ion$1 says t h] wages are t5 p\nds a ye>1 b %e makes two hundr$ a ye> ( h] mi/ress's old clo!s4 ,b ,f>quh> is be/ kn[n z ! au?or ( ! ,beaux ,/ratagem4 ,?\gh n s full ( hum\r1 z ,love 9 a ,bottle1 x _h m action & bold] s5sational incid5ts4 ,! play prov$ a great success1 b "o :i* w always h sad associations4 ,x came too late4 ,f>quh> di$ 9 de/itution1 :ile ! plaudits res\nd$ 9 8 e>s4 ,! foll[+ are specim5s f 8 la/ play3-- 7,aimwell 7a g5tleman ( brok5 =tune look+ = a ri* wife7 goes to *ur* 9 ! c\ntry to fur!r 8 designs47 ,aimwell4 ,! appe>ance ( a /rang] 9 a c\ntry *ur* draws z _m gaz]s z a blaz+ />2 no soon] he comes into ! ca!dral1 b a tra9 ( :isp]s runs buzz+ r\nd ! congregation 9 a mom5t3 ,:o is he8 ,:5ce comes he8 ,d y "k him8 ,!n ,i1 ,sir1 tips me ! v]g] ) half-a-cr[n2 he pockets ! simony1 & inducts me into ! be/ pew 9 ! *ur*2 ,i pull out my snuff-box1 turn myself r\nd1 b[ to ! bi%op1 or ! dean1 if he be ! comm&+ (fic]1 s+le out a beauty1 rivet bo? my eyes to h]s1 set my nose a ble$+ by ! /r5g? ( imag9ation1 & %[ ! :ole *ur* my conc]n--by my endeav\r+ to hide x2 aft] ! s]mon ! :ole t[n gives me to h] = a lov]1 & by p]suad+ ! lady t ,i am a-dy+ = h]1 ! tables are turn$1 & %e 9 good e>ne/ falls 9 love ) me4 ,ar*]4 ,!re's no?+ 9 ?is1 ,tom1 )\t a prec$5t2 b in/ead ( rivett+ y\r eyes to a beauty1 try to fix 'em ^u a =tune2 t's our bus9ess at pres5t4 ,aim4 ,p%a6 no woman c be a beauty )\t a =tune4 ,let me alone1 = ,i am a m>ksman4 ,talk+ aft]w>ds ( ,dor9da1 :om he obs]ves 9 *ur*1 he says1 ,aimwell4 ,call me ,oroondates1 ,ces>io1 ,amadis1 all t romance c 9 a lov] pa9t1 & !n ,i'll answ]3--,o1 ,ar*]6 ,i read h] ?\s&s 9 h] looks1 %e look$ l ,c]es 9 h] h>ve/2 corn1 w9e & oil1 milk & honey1 g>d5s1 groves1 & purl+ /reams play$ 9 h] pl5te\s face4 ,,*apt] ,,xi4 ,congreve--,"l ,dorset4 ,! bir?place ( ,congreve is unc]ta91 b he 0 born ab\t #afga1 & 0 educat$ 9 ,kilk5ny & ,dubl94 ,he is an in/ance ( t union ( ,iri% v]satility ) ,engli% reflection1 :i* has produc$ ! mo/ celebrat$ wits4 ,we also m>k 9 him a consid]able improvem5t 9 delicacy4 ,! ,old ,bat*elor 0 8 fir/ play1 ! success ( :i* 0 s great t ,"l ,halifax made him "o ( ! commission]s = lic5s+ hackney-coa*es2 he aft]w>ds gave him a place 9 ! ,pipe ,(fice & ,cu/om ,h\se4 ,belm\r beg9s v suitably by say+-- ,come come1 leave bus9ess to idl]s1 & wisdom to fools2 !y h ne$ ( 'em4 ,wit be my faculty1 & pleasure my occupation2 & let ,fa!r ,"t %ake 8 glass4 ,speak+ ( ,bel9da1 he says-- ,9 my consci5ce ,i believe ! baggage loves me1 = %e nev] speaks well ( me h]self1 nor suff]s anybody else to rail at me4 ,he>twell1 an old ba*elor1 says-- ,wom5's asses be> great burd5s2 are =c$ to und]go dress+1 danc+1 s++1 sigh+1 :9+1 rhym+1 flatt]y1 ly+1 gr9n+1 cr++1 & ! drudg]y ( lov+ to boot4444 ,e man plays ! fool once 9 8 life1 b to m>ry is to play ! fool all "o's life long4 ,9 ,bel9da we h a specim5 ( "o ( ! fa/ "y ladies ( ! p]iod1 :o c]ta9ly seems to h us$ /rong language4 ,%e cries1 ,oh1 t mo/ inhuman1 b>b>\s1 hackney-coa*6 ,i am jolt$ to a jelly1 am ,i n horridly t\z'd8 ,%e *ides ,belm\r1 ,pri!e hold ?y tongue6 ,"l6 he has s pe/]$ me ) fl[]s & /uff1 ,i ?9k ,i %an't endure ! sight ( a fire = a twelvemon?4 ,belm\r4 ,yet all c't melt t cruel froz5 he>t4 ,bel4 ,o1 gad6 ,i hate y\r hide\s fancy--y said t once be=e--if y mu/ talk imp]t95tly1 = ,heav5's sake let x be ) v>iety2 don't come always l ! devil wrapp$ 9 flames4 ,i'll n he> a s5t5ce m t beg9s )1 ,i burn1 or an ,i besee* y1 ,madam4 ,at la/ %e exclaims1 ,o6 my consci5ce6 ,i c\ld f9d 9 my he>t to m>ry !e1 purely to be rid ( !e4 ,!re is frequ5tly a conflict ( wit4 ,%>p] tells ,sir ,joseph ,willot t he lo/ _m p\nds1 :5 he 0 def5d+ him 9 a scuffle ! night be=e4 ,he hopes he w repay him4 ,money is b dirt1 ,sir ,joseph2 m]e dirt1 ,sir ,joseph4 ,sir ,joseph4 ,b ,i pr(ess 'tis a dirt ,i h wa%$ my h&s ( at pres5t4 ,"l ,fro? 9 ,! ,d\ble ,deal] says1 ,!re is no?+ m unbecom+ 9 a man ( gravity ?an to laugh1 to be pleas$ ) :at pleases ! cr[d4 ,:5 ,i laugh1 ,i always laugh alone4 ,brisk4 ,i suppose t's because y laugh at y\r own je/s4 ,sir ,paul ,plyant 9 great wro? expresses himself z foll[s3 ,! subjects ( ,congreve's ,com$ies w\ld (t5 be ?\ght objectionable at ! pres5t day4 ,! hum\r is n 9 ! plot1 b 9 ! g5]al dialogue4 ,9 ,love = ,love1 ,b5 ,leg5d1 a sailor1 speak+ ( lawy]s1 says-- ,lawy]1 ,i believe !re's _m a cranny & leak un/opt 9 y\r consci5ce4 ,if s be t "o _h a pump to y\r bosom1 ,i believe we %\ld disc]n a f\l hold4 ,!y say a wit* w sail 9 a sieve1 b ,i believe ! devil w\ld n v5ture abo>d y\r consci5ce4 ,! la/ play he wrote1 :i* fail$1 0 defici5t 9 wit1 b _h pl5ty ( inebriety 9 x4 ,aft] s++ a dr9k+ song1 ,sir ,wilful says 9 ,! ,way ( ! ,_w4 ,! sun's a good pimple1 an hone/ soak]1 he has a cell> at y\r ,antipodes4 ,if ,i travel1 ,aunt1 ,i t\* at y\r ,antipodes--y\r ,antipodes are a good rascally sort ( topsy-turvy fell[s4 ,if ,i _h a bump] ,i'd /& on my head1 & dr9k a heal? to !m4 99 99 99 99 99 ,sc&al4 ,yes1 m9e 7pictures7 are n 9 black & :ite1 & yet !re are "s set out 9 _! true col\rs1 bo? m5 & wom54 ,i c %[ y pride1 folly1 affectation1 wantonness1 incon/ancy1 covet\sness1 dissimulation1 malice & ignorance all 9 "o piece4 ,!n ,i c %[ y\r ly+1 fopp]y1 vanity1 c[>dice1 bragg+1 incont95ce1 & ugl9ess 9 ano!r piece1 & yet "o ( !m is a celebrat$ beauty1 & t'o!r a pr(ess$ beau4 ,i h pa9t+s1 too1 "s pleasant en\gh4 ,mrs4 ,frail4 ,come1 let's he> 'em4 ,scan4 ,:y1 ,i h a beau 9 a bagnio cupp+ = a complexion1 & sweat+ = a %ape4 ,mrs4 ,f4 ,s---- ,scan4 ,!n ,i h a lady burn+ br&y 9 a cell> ) a hackney coa*man4 ,mrs4 ,f4 ,oh6 well1 b t /ory is n true4 ,scan4 ,i h "s hi]oglyphics1 too2 ,i h a lawy] ) a hundr$ h&s1 two heads1 & b "o face2 a div9e ) two faces & "o head2 & ,i h a soldi] ) 8 bra9s 9 8 belly1 & 8 he>t :]e 8 head %\ld be4 ,x has be5 said t ,congreve retir$ on ! appe>ance ( ,mrs4 ,c5tlivre1 b s high 0 ! op9ion ent]ta9$ ( 8 g5ius t he 0 buri$ 9 ,we/m9/] ,abbey1 & 8 pall 0 support$ by noblem54 ,pope 0 "o ( 8 greate/ admir]s1 & d$icat$ 8 translation ( ,hom] to him4 ,dryd5 writes on ,congreve4 ,9 easy dialogue is ,flet*]'s praise1 ,he mov$ ! m9d1 b _h n p[] to raise1 ,great ,jonson did by /r5g? ( judgm5t please1 ,yet d\bl+ ,flet*]'s =ce1 he wants 8 ease4 ,9 diff]+ tal5ts bo? adorn$ _! age1 ,"o = ! /udy1 t'o!r = ! /age1 ,b bo? to ,congreve ju/ly %all submit1 ,"o mat*$ 9 judgm5t1 bo? ov]-mat*$ 9 wit4 ,macaulay says ! wit ( ,congreve f> out%9es t ( e comic writ]1 except ,%]idan1 :o has aris5 )9 ! la/ two c5turies4 ,"l ,dorset ( :om we h above spok5 des]ves "s pass+ notice4 ,he 0 high 9 ! fav\r ( ,*>les ,,ii41 ,james1 & ,william2 & 0 "o ( ! mo/ accompli%$ ( ! c\rti]s ( t day1 :o1 not)w/&+ _! dissipation1 7 m or less s*ol>s1 & wrote poetry4 ,:at 0 bett]1 he 0 a munific5t support] ( real lit]>y g5ius1 & patroniz$ ,dryd51 & to judge by _! comm5dations 0 n neglectful ( ,congreve & ,pope4 ,mo/ ( 8 poems are 9 ! pa/oral /ra91 b d n %[ any great tal5t4 ,two or ?ree ( !m h "s hum\r-- ,dor9da's sp>kl+ wit & eyes ,unit$1 ca/ too fi]ce a light1 ,:i* blazes high1 b quickly dies1 ,pa9s n ! he>t1 b hurts ! sight2 99 99 99 99 99 ,love is a calm]1 g5tl] joy1 ,smoo? are 8 looks1 & s(t 8 pace2 ,h] cupid is a blackgu>d boy ,t runs 8 l9k "r 9 y\r face4 ,"l ,dorset 0 at ! battle ( ,opdam :5 ! ,dut* ,admiral's fleet 0 de/roy$ 9 #affe4 ,! night be=e ! engagem5t he wrote ! well kn[n epi/le ,to all y ladies n[ on l&1 ,we m5 at sea indite1 ,& fir/ w\ld h y und]/& ,h[ h>d x is to write2 ,! ,muses n[ & ,neptune too1 ,we mu/ implore to write to y4 ,) a fa la la la la4 ,= ?\gh ! ,muses %\ld prove k9d1 ,& fill our empty bra91 ,yet if r\gh ,neptune raise ! w9d1 ,to wave ! azure ma91 ,our pap]1 p5 & ink1 & we1 ,roll up & d[n our %ips at sea4 ,) a fa1 la1 c4 ,%\ld foggy ,opdam *ance to ?r[ ,our sad & dismal /ory1 ,! ,dut* w\ld scorn s weak a foe1 ,& quit _! =t at ,goree2 ,= :at resi/ance c !y f9d ,f m5 :o've left _! he>ts beh9d8 ,) a fa1 la1 c4 ,9 ju/ice y _c refuse ,to ?9k ( our di/ress1 ,:5 we = hope ( hon\r lose ,our c]ta9 happ9ess2 ,all ^? designs are b to prove ,ourselves m wor?y ( y\r love4 ,) a fa1 la1 c4 ,& n[ we've told y all our loves1 ,& likewise all our fe>s1 ,9 hopes ?is decl>ation moves1 ,"s pity f y\r te>s2 ,let's he> ( no incon/ancy1 ,we h too mu* ( t at sea4 ,) a fa la la la la4 ,we c easily und]/& h[ ! above l9es 7 sugge/$1 = 9 ^? times ! same (fic]s s]v$ bo? 9 army & navy1 & _m ( ! "y sp>ks tak5 f ! gaieties ( ,london _h n yet acquir$ _! sea legs4 ,wy*]ley is said to h be5 pres5t at "s ( ! engagem5ts ) ! ,dut*4 ,,end ,,( ,,! ,,fir/ ,,volume4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,footnotes3 #a ,( c\rse ?is w sc>cely apply 9 ^? cases 9 :i*1 by ab/raction1 we ov]look ! creative action ( ! m9d1 & reg>d its humor\s productions z ludicr\s4 ,nor does x hold good :]e f long ex]cise ( +5uity a habit has be5 =m$ & amus+ fancies spr+ up1 z x 7 naturally1 & s involunt>ily t1 = ! mom5t1 we see !m only z ludicr\s4 ,?is view *anges almo/ in/antane\sly1 & b5ea? x we (t5 f9d ! be/ hum\r4 ,x may be said t su* cases %\ld be plac$ entirely "u ! head ( hum\r1 b c we ma9ta9 t a man is unaw>e :5 he is humor\s8 ,! mo/ tell+ effects are produc$ by ! ludicr\s1 & :]e ! creative action ( ! m9d is sc>cely disc]nible4 ,ef=ts to be humor\s are seldom cr[n$ ) success2 we require some?+ t appe>s to be real or orig9al1 ei!r z a close r5d]+ ( actual occurr5ces1 or a spontane\s effloresc5ce ( g5ius4 ,among ! latt] class we may reckon "s ( our mo/ exquisite & p]man5t say+s4 #b ,a /ory is told ( a ,mr4 ,crispe1 a m]*ant ( ,london1 :o al?\gh deaf1 :5 ,sir ,alex&] ,c>y made a spee* be=e 8 execution1 foll[$ ! motion ( 8 lips s z to be able to relate x to 8 fri5ds4 #c ,mrs4 ,b>bauld _h su* a p]petual smile t "o ( h] fri5ds said x made h] jaws a*e to look at h]4 #d ,/4 ,paul1 :o 0 br\ght up at ! feet ( ,gamaliel1 gives a diff]5t acc\nt 9 ,rom4 iv4 #ai4 ,see also ,heb4 xi4 #aa4 #e ,soame ,j5yns /rangely imag9$ t a portion ( ! happ9ess ( ,s]aphim & ( j m5 made p]fect w\ld be d]iv$ f an exquisite p]ception ( ! ludicr\s2 :ile ,addison m5tions t a le>n$ monk laid x d[n z a doctr9e t laught] 0 ! effect ( orig9al s91 & t ,adam c\ld n laugh be=e ! fall4 ,"s ( ! e>ly ,*ri/ians felt s /rongly ! incompatibility ( /rong human emotions ) ! div9e nature t !y expung$ ! words ,jesus wept4 #f ,p]haps ,solomon 0 amus$ by !m1 = 9 ! catalogue ( ! valuable ?+s br\ght 9 8 %ips are apes & peacocks4 #g ,i _c see 9 ,hom] any ( t philosophic satire on ! condition ( mortals1 :i* "s h f\nd 9 ^? passages :]e m5 are repres5t$ z be+ deceiv$ & trick$ by ! gods4 ,any?+ s deep w\ld be beyond hum\r4 ,he v probably conceiv$ t ! gods1 :om he repres5t$ z simil> to m51 7 sometimes n above play+ sev]e practical jokes on !m4 ,! s-call$ irony ( ,sophocles 9 l mann]1 is too philosophical & bitt] = hum\r4 #h ,tom ,br[n1 ! humori/1 says1 ,lycambes complim5t$ ! ,iambics ( ,ar*ilo*us ) ! mo/ conv9c+ pro( ( _! wit & goodness4 #i ,ar*ilo*us c\ld n h be5 call$ a satiri/ 9 ! correct s5se ( ! ^w4 ,8 obs]vations 7 mo/ly p]sonal or philosophical4 ,he _h evid5tly consid]able p[] 9 illu/rat+ ! moral by ! physical _w1 & "o ( 8 say+s ,speak n evil ( ! dead1 has become prov]bial4 #aj ,irony _h previ\sly be5 us$ 9 ,asia4 ,! only specim5s ( hum\r 9 ! ,old ,te/am5t are ( ?is "*1 z 9 ,job1 ,no d\bt b ye are ! p1 & wisdom %all die ) y2 :]e ,elijah says to ! prophets ( ,baal1 ,cry al\d1 = he is a god1 & ! *ildr5 call aft] ,eli%a1 ,g up1 ?\ bald-head4 #aa ,magnes & o!rs ( ! day us$ simil> titles4 ,we read t !re 7 once ?ree ,hom]ic hymns extant1 nam$ ,! ,monkeys1 ,! sev5-times-%orn ,goat1 & ,! ,song on ! ,?ru%es4 #ab ,aft] dispos+ ( 8 daught]s = a bun* ( g>lic & a little salt1 he exclaims1 ,oh1 ,m]cury1 ,god ( ,traffic1 grant t ,i may sell my wife z pr(itably1 & my "m too6 #ac ,s ! pun may be repres5t$4 #ad ,c]ta9ly n be=e #dfj ,b4,c4 #ae ,comp>e our ,bill+sgate4 #af ,we sometimes speak ( a se$y coat4 #ag ,! answ]s to ! above riddles are1 ?i/l$[n1 sleep1 night & day1 %ade4 #ah ,gugga seems to h correspond$ ) our ,nigg]4 #ai ,ab\t ?ree & n9e p5ce4 #bj ,roman mirrors made ( silv]4 #ba ,scurra orig9ally meant a neighb\r1 !n a gossip1 !n a pleasant fell[1 & f9ally a jocose1 & 9 ^? rude times a scurril\s man4 #bb ,!re is a /ory ( ,caligula hav+ _h an actor burnt alive = mak+ an (f5sive pun 9 an ,atellane play4 ,sometimes nicknames 7 ?us made4 ,placidus 0 ,acidus1 ,labi5us1 ,rabi5us2 ,claudius ,tib]ius ,n]o 0 ,caldius ,bib]ius ,m]o4 #bc ,i h be5 oblig$ to omit "s ( ! pung5t indelicacy ( ! orig9al4 ,! ,pope 0 ! sacrific+ prie/4 #bd ,we meet ) su* words z v]rucosus1 sanna1 a grimace1 & /loppus1 ! s\nd made by /rik+ ! inflat$ *eeks4 #be ,a satiri/ is always to be suspect$1 :o to make vice odi\s dwells ^u all its acts & m9ute/ circum/ances ) a sort ( reli% & retrospective fondness4--,lamb4 #bf ,pal9dromes1 su* z ,tibi subito motibus ibit4 ,we h "s 9 ,engli%1 z :]e our =efa!r addresses 8 wife ,madam1 ,i'm ,adam4 #bg ,pyrog5es has a d\ble mean+1 born ( corn1 & born ( fire1 allud+ to ,bac*us' "m hav+ be5 burnt4 ,bromos is a k9d ( c]eal1 ,bromion a "n = ,bac*us4 #bh ,a man ( ,capre1 hav+ caught an unusually l>ge b>bel1 pres5t$ x to ,tib]ius1 :o 0 s enrag$ at 8 be+ able to f9d him 9 8 retreat1 t he ord]$ 8 face to be scrubb$ ) ! fi%4 #bi ,"s ( ! pagans put (f ,*ri/ian baptism till ! la/ mom5t "u ?is idea4 #cj ,!re seems to me to be sev]al reasons = draw+ ?is conclusion4 #ca ,semel m9usne1 an bis m9us2 non sat scio1 ,an utrumque eorum1 ut quondam audivi dici] ,jovi ipsi regi noluit conc$]e4 #cb ,! answ]s to ^! enigmas are rose1 fleas1 sea-mew1 visions1 :eels4 #cc ,z late z ! f\rte5? c5tury !re 7 only f\r classical works 9 ! ,royal ,libr>y at ,p>is4 #cd ,ritson *>act]i/ically obs]ves1 ,!re is ?is di/9ction betwe5 ! hea!n deities & ,*ri/ian sa9ts1 t ! fables ( ! =m] 7 indebt$ = _! exi/5ce to ! fl[+ inspiration ( ! sublime poet1 & ! leg5ds ( ! latt] to ! gloomy fanaticism ( a lazy monk or a /9k+ prie/4 #ce ,sometimes anci5tly call$ ,we/ ,wales4 #cf ,k+ ,alfr$ advanc$ s f> z to make a translation ( a classical hi/ory writt5 by ,orosius 9 #daf2 b ! object ( ! 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