,,euthydemus by ,plato ,translated by ,benjamin ,jowett ,,introduction4 ,the ,euthydemus1 though apt to be regarded by us only as an elaborate jest1 has also a very serious purpose4 ,it may fairly claim to be the oldest treatise on logic2 for that science originates in the misunderstandings which necessarily accompany the first efforts of speculation4 ,several of the fallacies which are satirized in it reappear in the ,sophistici ,elenchi of ,aristotle and are retained at the end of our manuals of logic4 ,but if the order of history were followed1 they should be placed not at the end but at the beginning of them2 for they belong to the age in which the human mind was first making the attempt to distinguish thought from sense1 and to separate the universal from the particular or individual4 ,how to put together words or ideas1 how to escape ambiguities in the meaning of terms or in the structure of propositions1 how to resist the fixed impression of an 'eternal being' or 'perpetual flux1' how to distinguish between words and things--these were problems not easy of solution in the infancy of philosophy4 ,they presented the same kind of difficulty to the half-educated man which spelling or arithmetic do to the mind of a child4 ,it was long before the new world of ideas which had been sought after with such passionate yearning was set in order and made ready for use4 ,to us the fallacies which arise in the pre-,socratic philosophy are trivial and obsolete because we are no longer liable to fall into the errors which are expressed by them4 ,the intellectual world has become better assured to us1 and we are less likely to be imposed upon by illusions of words4 ,the logic of ,aristotle is for the most part latent in the dialogues of ,plato4 ,the nature of definition is explained not by rules but by examples in the ,charmides1 ,lysis1 ,laches1 ,protagoras1 ,meno1 ,euthyphro1 ,theaetetus1 ,gorgias1 ,republic2 the nature of division is likewise illustrated by examples in the ,sophist and ,statesman2 a scheme of categories is found in the ,philebus2 the true doctrine of contradiction is taught1 and the fallacy of arguing in a circle is exposed in the ,republic2 the nature of synthesis and analysis is graphically described in the ,phaedrus2 the nature of words is analysed in the ,cratylus2 the form of the syllogism is indicated in the genealogical trees of the ,sophist and ,statesman2 a true doctrine of predication and an analysis of the sentence are given in the ,sophist2 the different meanings of one and being are worked out in the ,parmenides4 ,here we have most of the important elements of logic1 not yet systematized or reduced to an art or science1 but scattered up and down as they would naturally occur in ordinary discourse4 ,they are of little or no use or significance to us2 but because we have grown out of the need of them we should not therefore despise them4 ,they are still interesting and instructive for the light which they shed on the history of the human mind4 ,there are indeed many old fallacies which linger among us1 and new ones are constantly springing up4 ,but they are not of the kind to which ancient logic can be usefully applied4 ,the weapons of common sense1 not the analytics of ,aristotle1 are needed for their overthrow4 ,nor is the use of the ,aristotelian logic any longer natural to us4 ,we no longer put arguments into the form of syllogisms like the schoolmen2 the simple use of language has been1 happily1 restored to us4 ,neither do we discuss the nature of the proposition1 nor extract hidden truths from the copula1 nor dispute any longer about nominalism and realism4 ,we do not confuse the form with the matter of knowledge1 or invent laws of thought1 or imagine that any single science furnishes a principle of reasoning to all the rest4 ,neither do we require categories or heads of argument to be invented for our use4 ,those who have no knowledge of logic1 like some of our great physical philosophers1 seem to be quite as good reasoners as those who have4 ,most of the ancient puzzles have been settled on the basis of usage and common sense2 there is no need to reopen them4 ,no science should raise problems or invent forms of thought which add nothing to knowledge and are of no use in assisting the acquisition of it4 ,this seems to be the natural limit of logic and metaphysics2 if they give us a more comprehensive or a more definite view of the different spheres of knowledge they are to be studied2 if not1 not4 ,the better part of ancient logic appears hardly in our own day to have a separate existence2 it is absorbed in two other sciences3 7#a7 rhetoric1 if indeed this ancient art be not also fading away into literary criticism2 7#b7 the science of language1 under which all questions relating to words and propositions and the combinations of them may properly be included4 ,to continue dead or imaginary sciences1 which make no signs of progress and have no definite sphere1 tends to interfere with the prosecution of living ones4 ,the study of them is apt to blind the judgment and to render men incapable of seeing the value of evidence1 and even of appreciating the nature of truth4 ,nor should we allow the living science to become confused with the dead by an ambiguity of language4 ,the term logic has two different meanings1 an ancient and a modern one1 and we vainly try to bridge the gulf between them4 ,many perplexities are avoided by keeping them apart4 ,there might certainly be a new science of logic2 it would not however be built up out of the fragments of the old1 but would be distinct from them--relative to the state of knowledge which exists at the present time1 and based chiefly on the methods of ,modern ,inductive philosophy4 ,such a science might have two legitimate fields3 first1 the refutation and explanation of false philosophies still hovering in the air as they appear from the point of view of later experience or are comprehended in the history of the human mind1 as in a larger horizon3 secondly1 it might furnish new forms of thought more adequate to the expression of all the diversities and oppositions of knowledge which have grown up in these latter days2 it might also suggest new methods of enquiry derived from the comparison of the sciences4 ,few will deny that the introduction of the words 'subject' and 'object' and the ,hegelian reconciliation of opposites have been 'most gracious aids' to psychology1 or that the methods of ,bacon and ,mill have shed a light far and wide on the realms of knowledge4 ,these two great studies1 the one destructive and corrective of error1 the other conservative and constructive of truth1 might be a first and second part of logic4 ,ancient logic would be the propaedeutic or gate of approach to logical science1--nothing more4 ,but to pursue such speculations further1 though not irrelevant1 might lead us too far away from the argument of the dialogue4 ,the ,euthydemus is1 of all the ,dialogues of ,plato1 that in which he approaches most nearly to the comic poet4 ,the mirth is broader1 the irony more sustained1 the contrast between ,socrates and the two ,sophists1 although veiled1 penetrates deeper than in any other of his writings4 ,even ,thrasymachus1 in the ,republic1 is at last pacified1 and becomes a friendly and interested auditor of the great discourse4 ,but in the ,euthydemus the mask is never dropped2 the accustomed irony of ,socrates continues to the end444 ,socrates narrates to ,crito a remarkable scene in which he has himself taken part1 and in which the two brothers1 ,dionysodorus and ,euthydemus1 are the chief performers4 ,they are natives of ,chios1 who had settled at ,thurii1 but were driven out1 and in former days had been known at ,athens as professors of rhetoric and of the art of fighting in armour4 ,to this they have now added a new accomplishment--the art of ,eristic1 or fighting with words1 which they are likewise willing to teach 'for a consideration4' ,but they can also teach virtue in a very short time and in the very best manner4 ,socrates1 who is always on the look-out for teachers of virtue1 is interested in the youth ,cleinias1 the grandson of the great ,alcibiades1 and is desirous that he should have the benefit of their instructions4 ,he is ready to fall down and worship them2 although the greatness of their professions does arouse in his mind a temporary incredulity4 ,a circle gathers round them1 in the midst of which are ,socrates1 the two brothers1 the youth ,cleinias1 who is watched by the eager eyes of his lover ,ctesippus1 and others4 ,the performance begins2 and such a performance as might well seem to require an invocation of ,memory and the ,muses4 ,it is agreed that the brothers shall question ,cleinias4 ',cleinias1' says ,euthydemus1 'who learn1 the wise or the unwise8' ',the wise1' is the reply2 given with blushing and hesitation4 ',and yet when you learned you did not know and were not wise4' ,then ,dionysodorus takes up the ball3 ',who are they who learn dictation of the grammar-master2 the wise or the foolish boys8' ',the wise4' ',then1 after all1 the wise learn4' ',and do they learn1' said ,euthydemus1 'what they know or what they do not know8' ',the latter4' ',and dictation is a dictation of letters8' ',yes4' ',and you know letters8' ',yes4' ',then you learn what you know4' ',but1' retorts ,dionysodorus1 'is not learning acquiring knowledge8' ',yes4' ',and you acquire that which you have not got already8' ',yes4' ',then you learn that which you do not know4' ,socrates is afraid that the youth ,cleinias may be discouraged at these repeated overthrows4 ,he therefore explains to him the nature of the process to which he is being subjected4 ,the two strangers are not serious2 there are jests at the mysteries which precede the enthronement1 and he is being initiated into the mysteries of the sophistical ritual4 ,this is all a sort of horse-play1 which is now ended4 ,the exhortation to virtue will follow1 and ,socrates himself 7if the wise men will not laugh at him7 is desirous of showing the way in which such an exhortation should be carried on1 according to his own poor notion4 ,he proceeds to question ,cleinias4 ,the result of the investigation may be summed up as follows3-- ,all men desire good2 and good means the possession of goods1 such as wealth1 health1 beauty1 birth1 power1 honour2 not forgetting the virtues and wisdom4 ,and yet in this enumeration the greatest good of all is omitted4 ,what is that8 ,good fortune4 ,but what need is there of good fortune when we have wisdom already3--in every art and business are not the wise also the fortunate8 ,this is admitted4 ,and again1 the possession of goods is not enough2 there must also be a right use of them which can only be given by knowledge3 in themselves they are neither good nor evil--knowledge and wisdom are the only good1 and ignorance and folly the only evil4 ,the conclusion is that we must get 'wisdom4' ,but can wisdom be taught8 ',yes1' says ,cleinias4 ,the ingenuousness of the youth delights ,socrates1 who is at once relieved from the necessity of discussing one of his great puzzles4 ',since wisdom is the only good1 he must become a philosopher1 or lover of wisdom4' ',that ,i will1' says ,cleinias4 ,after ,socrates has given this specimen of his own mode of instruction1 the two brothers recommence their exhortation to virtue1 which is of quite another sort4 ',you want ,cleinias to be wise8' ',yes4' ',and he is not wise yet8' ',no4' ',then you want him to be what he is not1 and not to be what he is8--not to be--that is1 to perish4 ,pretty lovers and friends you must all be6' ,here ,ctesippus1 the lover of ,cleinias1 interposes in great excitement1 thinking that he will teach the two ,sophists a lesson of good manners4 ,but he is quickly entangled in the meshes of their sophistry2 and as a storm seems to be gathering ,socrates pacifies him with a joke1 and ,ctesippus then says that he is not reviling the two ,sophists1 he is only contradicting them4 ',but1' says ,dionysodorus1 'there is no such thing as contradiction4 ,when you and ,i describe the same thing1 or you describe one thing and ,i describe another1 how can there be a contradiction8' ,ctesippus is unable to reply4 ,socrates has already heard of the denial of contradiction1 and would like to be informed by the great master of the art1 ',what is the meaning of this paradox8 ,is there no such thing as error1 ignorance1 falsehood8 ,then what are they professing to teach8' ,the two ,sophists complain that ,socrates is ready to answer what they said a year ago1 but is 'non-plussed' at what they are saying now4 ',what does the word non-plussed mean8' ,socrates is informed1 in reply1 that words are lifeless things1 and lifeless things have no sense or meaning4 ,ctesippus again breaks out1 and again has to be pacified by ,socrates1 who renews the conversation with ,cleinias4 ,the two ,sophists are like ,proteus in the variety of their transformations1 and he1 like ,menelaus in the ,odyssey1 hopes to restore them to their natural form4 ,he had arrived at the conclusion that ,cleinias must become a philosopher4 ,and philosophy is the possession of knowledge2 and knowledge must be of a kind which is profitable and may be used4 ,what knowledge is there which has such a nature8 ,not the knowledge which is required in any particular art2 nor again the art of the composer of speeches1 who knows how to write them1 but cannot speak them1 although he too must be admitted to be a kind of enchanter of wild animals4 ,neither is the knowledge which we are seeking the knowledge of the general4 ,for the general makes over his prey to the statesman1 as the huntsman does to the cook1 or the taker of quails to the keeper of quails2 he has not the use of that which he acquires4 ,the two enquirers1 ,cleinias and ,socrates1 are described as wandering about in a wilderness1 vainly searching after the art of life and happiness4 ,at last they fix upon the kingly art1 as having the desired sort of knowledge4 ,but the kingly art only gives men those goods which are neither good nor evil3 and if we say further that it makes us wise1 in what does it make us wise8 ,not in special arts1 such as cobbling or carpentering1 but only in itself3 or say again that it makes us good1 there is no answer to the question1 'good in what8' ,at length in despair ,cleinias and ,socrates turn to the ',dioscuri' and request their aid4 ,euthydemus argues that ,socrates knows something2 and as he cannot know and not know1 he cannot know some things and not know others1 and therefore he knows all things3 he and ,dionysodorus and all other men know all things4 ',do they know shoemaking1 etc8' ',yes4' ,the sceptical ,ctesippus would like to have some evidence of this extraordinary statement3 he will believe if ,euthydemus will tell him how many teeth ,dionysodorus has1 and if ,dionysodorus will give him a like piece of information about ,euthydemus4 ,even ,socrates is incredulous1 and indulges in a little raillery at the expense of the brothers4 ,but he restrains himself1 remembering that if the men who are to be his teachers think him stupid they will take no pains with him4 ,another fallacy is produced which turns on the absoluteness of the verb 'to know4' ,and here ,dionysodorus is caught 'napping1' and is induced by ,socrates to confess that 'he does not know the good to be unjust4' ,socrates appeals to his brother ,euthydemus2 at the same time he acknowledges that he cannot1 like ,heracles1 fight against a ,hydra1 and even ,heracles1 on the approach of a second monster1 called upon his nephew ,iolaus to help4 ,dionysodorus rejoins that ,iolaus was no more the nephew of ,heracles than of ,socrates4 ,for a nephew is a nephew1 and a brother is a brother1 and a father is a father1 not of one man only1 but of all2 nor of men only1 but of dogs and sea-monsters4 ,ctesippus makes merry with the consequences which follow3 ',much good has your father got out of the wisdom of his puppies4' ',but1' says ,euthydemus1 unabashed1 'nobody wants much good4' ,medicine is a good1 arms are a good1 money is a good1 and yet there may be too much of them in wrong places4 ',no1' says ,ctesippus1 'there cannot be too much gold4' ,and would you be happy if you had three talents of gold in your belly1 a talent in your pate1 and a stater in either eye8' ,ctesippus1 imitating the new wisdom1 replies1 ',and do not the ,scythians reckon those to be the happiest of men who have their skulls gilded and see the inside of them8' ',do you see1' retorts ,euthydemus1 'what has the quality of vision or what has not the quality of vision8' ',what has the quality of vision4' ',and you see our garments8' ',yes4' ',then our garments have the quality of vision4' ,a similar play of words follows1 which is successfully retorted by ,ctesippus1 to the great delight of ,cleinias1 who is rebuked by ,socrates for laughing at such solemn and beautiful things4 ',but are there any beautiful things8 ,and if there are such1 are they the same or not the same as absolute beauty8' ,socrates replies that they are not the same1 but each of them has some beauty present with it4 ',and are you an ox because you have an ox present with you8' ,after a few more amphiboliae1 in which ,socrates1 like ,ctesippus1 in self-defence borrows the weapons of the brothers1 they both confess that the two heroes are invincible2 and the scene concludes with a grand chorus of shouting and laughing1 and a panegyrical oration from ,socrates3-- ,first1 he praises the indifference of ,dionysodorus and ,euthydemus to public opinion2 for most persons would rather be refuted by such arguments than use them in the refutation of others4 ,secondly1 he remarks upon their impartiality2 for they stop their own mouths1 as well as those of other people4 ,thirdly1 he notes their liberality1 which makes them give away their secret to all the world3 they should be more reserved1 and let no one be present at this exhibition who does not pay them a handsome fee2 or better still they might practise on one another only4 ,he concludes with a respectful request that they will receive him and ,cleinias among their disciples4 ,crito tells ,socrates that he has heard one of the audience criticise severely this wisdom1--not sparing ,socrates himself for countenancing such an exhibition4 ,socrates asks what manner of man was this censorious critic4 ',not an orator1 but a great composer of speeches4' ,socrates understands that he is an amphibious animal1 half philosopher1 half politician2 one of a class who have the highest opinion of themselves and a spite against philosophers1 whom they imagine to be their rivals4 ,they are a class who are very likely to get mauled by ,euthydemus and his friends1 and have a great notion of their own wisdom2 for they imagine themselves to have all the advantages and none of the drawbacks both of politics and of philosophy4 ,they do not understand the principles of combination1 and hence are ignorant that the union of two good things which have different ends produces a compound inferior to either of them taken separately4 ,crito is anxious about the education of his children1 one of whom is growing up4 ,the description of ,dionysodorus and ,euthydemus suggests to him the reflection that the professors of education are strange beings4 ,socrates consoles him with the remark that the good in all professions are few1 and recommends that 'he and his house' should continue to serve philosophy1 and not mind about its professors4 444 ,there is a stage in the history of philosophy in which the old is dying out1 and the new has not yet come into full life4 ,great philosophies like the ,eleatic or ,heraclitean1 which have enlarged the boundaries of the human mind1 begin to pass away in words4 ,they subsist only as forms which have rooted themselves in language--as troublesome elements of thought which cannot be either used or explained away4 ,the same absoluteness which was once attributed to abstractions is now attached to the words which are the signs of them4 ,the philosophy which in the first and second generation was a great and inspiring effort of reflection1 in the third becomes sophistical1 verbal1 eristic4 ,it is this stage of philosophy which ,plato satirises in the ,euthydemus4 ,the fallacies which are noted by him appear trifling to us now1 but they were not trifling in the age before logic1 in the decline of the earlier ,greek philosophies1 at a time when language was first beginning to perplex human thought4 ,besides he is caricaturing them2 they probably received more subtle forms at the hands of those who seriously maintained them4 ,they are patent to us in ,plato1 and we are inclined to wonder how any one could ever have been deceived by them2 but we must remember also that there was a time when the human mind was only with great difficulty disentangled from such fallacies4 ,to appreciate fully the drift of the ,euthydemus1 we should imagine a mental state in which not individuals only1 but whole schools during more than one generation1 were animated by the desire to exclude the conception of rest1 and therefore the very word 'this' 7,theaet47 from language2 in which the ideas of space1 time1 matter1 motion1 were proved to be contradictory and imaginary2 in which the nature of qualitative change was a puzzle1 and even differences of degree1 when applied to abstract notions1 were not understood2 in which there was no analysis of grammar1 and mere puns or plays of words received serious attention2 in which contradiction itself was denied1 and1 on the one hand1 every predicate was affirmed to be true of every subject1 and on the other1 it was held that no predicate was true of any subject1 and that nothing was1 or was known1 or could be spoken4 ,let us imagine disputes carried on with religious earnestness and more than scholastic subtlety1 in which the catchwords of philosophy are completely detached from their context4 7,compare ,theaet47 ,to such disputes the humour1 whether of ,plato in the ancient1 or of ,pope and ,swift in the modern world1 is the natural enemy4 ,nor must we forget that in modern times also there is no fallacy so gross1 no trick of language so transparent1 no abstraction so barren and unmeaning1 no form of thought so contradictory to experience1 which has not been found to satisfy the minds of philosophical enquirers at a certain stage1 or when regarded from a certain point of view only4 ,the peculiarity of the fallacies of our own age is that we live within them1 and are therefore generally unconscious of them4 ,aristotle has analysed several of the same fallacies in his book ',de ,sophisticis ,elenchis1' which ,plato1 with equal command of their true nature1 has preferred to bring to the test of ridicule4 ,at first we are only struck with the broad humour of this 'reductio ad absurdum3' gradually we perceive that some important questions begin to emerge4 ,here1 as everywhere else1 ,plato is making war against the philosophers who put words in the place of things1 who tear arguments to tatters1 who deny predication1 and thus make knowledge impossible1 to whom ideas and objects of sense have no fixedness1 but are in a state of perpetual oscillation and transition4 ,two great truths seem to be indirectly taught through these fallacies3 7#a7 ,the uncertainty of language1 which allows the same words to be used in different meanings1 or with different degrees of meaning3 7#b7 ,the necessary limitation or relative nature of all phenomena4 ,plato is aware that his own doctrine of ideas1 as well as the ,eleatic ,being and ,not-being1 alike admit of being regarded as verbal fallacies4 ,the sophism advanced in the ,meno1 'that you cannot enquire either into what you know or do not know1' is lightly touched upon at the commencement of the ,dialogue2 the thesis of ,protagoras1 that everything is true to him to whom it seems to be true1 is satirized4 ,in contrast with these fallacies is maintained the ,socratic doctrine that happiness is gained by knowledge4 ,the grammatical puzzles with which the ,dialogue concludes probably contain allusions to tricks of language which may have been practised by the disciples of ,prodicus or ,antisthenes4 ,they would have had more point1 if we were acquainted with the writings against which ,plato's humour is directed4 ,most of the jests appear to have a serious meaning2 but we have lost the clue to some of them1 and cannot determine whether1 as in the ,cratylus1 ,plato has or has not mixed up purely unmeaning fun with his satire4 ,the two discourses of ,socrates may be contrasted in several respects with the exhibition of the ,sophists3 7#a7 ,in their perfect relevancy to the subject of discussion1 whereas the ,sophistical discourses are wholly irrelevant3 7#b7 ,in their enquiring sympathetic tone1 which encourages the youth1 instead of 'knocking him down1' after the manner of the two ,sophists3 7#c7 ,in the absence of any definite conclusion--for while ,socrates and the youth are agreed that philosophy is to be studied1 they are not able to arrive at any certain result about the art which is to teach it4 ,this is a question which will hereafter be answered in the ,republic2 as the conception of the kingly art is more fully developed in the ,politicus1 and the caricature of rhetoric in the ,gorgias4 ,the characters of the ,dialogue are easily intelligible4 ,there is ,socrates once more in the character of an old man2 and his equal in years1 ,crito1 the father of ,critobulus1 like ,lysimachus in the ,laches1 his fellow demesman 7,apol471 to whom the scene is narrated1 and who once or twice interrupts with a remark after the manner of the interlocutor in the ,phaedo1 and adds his commentary at the end2 ,socrates makes a playful allusion to his money-getting habits4 ,there is the youth ,cleinias1 the grandson of ,alcibiades1 who may be compared with ,lysis1 ,charmides1 ,menexenus1 and other ingenuous youths out of whose mouths ,socrates draws his own lessons1 and to whom he always seems to stand in a kindly and sympathetic relation4 ,crito will not believe that ,socrates has not improved or perhaps invented the answers of ,cleinias 7compare ,phaedrus74 ,the name of the grandson of ,alcibiades1 who is described as long dead1 7,greek71 and who died at the age of forty-four1 in the year #djd ,b4,c41 suggests not only that the intended scene of the ,euthydemus could not have been earlier than #djd1 but that as a fact this ,dialogue could not have been composed before #cij at the soonest4 ,ctesippus1 who is the lover of ,cleinias1 has been already introduced to us in the ,lysis1 and seems there too to deserve the character which is here given him1 of a somewhat uproarious young man4 ,but the chief study of all is the picture of the two brothers1 who are unapproachable in their effrontery1 equally careless of what they say to others and of what is said to them1 and never at a loss4 ,they are ',arcades ambo et cantare pares et respondere parati4' ,some superior degree of wit or subtlety is attributed to ,euthydemus1 who sees the trap in which ,socrates catches ,dionysodorus4 ,the epilogue or conclusion of the ,dialogue has been criticised as inconsistent with the general scheme4 ,such a criticism is like similar criticisms on ,shakespeare1 and proceeds upon a narrow notion of the variety which the ,dialogue1 like the drama1 seems to admit4 ,plato in the abundance of his dramatic power has chosen to write a play upon a play1 just as he often gives us an argument within an argument4 ,at the same time he takes the opportunity of assailing another class of persons who are as alien from the spirit of philosophy as ,euthydemus and ,dionysodorus4 ,the ,eclectic1 the ,syncretist1 the ,doctrinaire1 have been apt to have a bad name both in ancient and modern times4 ,the persons whom ,plato ridicules in the epilogue to the ,euthydemus are of this class4 ,they occupy a border-ground between philosophy and politics2 they keep out of the dangers of politics1 and at the same time use philosophy as a means of serving their own interests4 ,plato quaintly describes them as making two good things1 philosophy and politics1 a little worse by perverting the objects of both4 ,men like ,antiphon or ,lysias would be types of the class4 ,out of a regard to the respectabilities of life1 they are disposed to censure the interest which ,socrates takes in the exhibition of the two brothers4 ,they do not understand1 any more than ,crito1 that he is pursuing his vocation of detecting the follies of mankind1 which he finds 'not unpleasant4' 7,compare ,apol47 ,education is the common subject of all ,plato's earlier ,dialogues4 ,the concluding remark of ,crito1 that he has a difficulty in educating his two sons1 and the advice of ,socrates to him that he should not give up philosophy because he has no faith in philosophers1 seems to be a preparation for the more peremptory declaration of the ,meno that ',virtue cannot be taught because there are no teachers4' ,the reasons for placing the ,euthydemus early in the series are3 7#a7 the similarity in plan and style to the ,protagoras1 ,charmides1 and ,lysis2--the relation of ,socrates to the ,sophists is still that of humorous antagonism1 not1 as in the later ,dialogues of ,plato1 of embittered hatred2 and the places and persons have a considerable family likeness2 7#b7 the ,euthydemus belongs to the ,socratic period in which ,socrates is represented as willing to learn1 but unable to teach2 and in the spirit of ,xenophon's ,memorabilia1 philosophy is defined as 'the knowledge which will make us happy2' 7#c7 we seem to have passed the stage arrived at in the ,protagoras1 for ,socrates is no longer discussing whether virtue can be taught--from this question he is relieved by the ingenuous declaration of the youth ,cleinias2 and 7#d7 not yet to have reached the point at which he asserts 'that there are no teachers4' ,such grounds are precarious1 as arguments from style and plan are apt to be 7,greek74 ,but no arguments equally strong can be urged in favour of assigning to the ,euthydemus any other position in the series4 ,,euthydemus ,,persons ,,of ,,the ,,dialogue3 ,socrates1 who is the narrator of the ,dialogue4 ,crito1 ,cleinias1 ,euthydemus1 ,dionysodorus1 ,ctesippus4 ,,scene3 ,the ,lyceum4 ,,crito3 ,who was the person1 ,socrates1 with whom you were talking yesterday at the ,lyceum8 ,there was such a crowd around you that ,i could not get within hearing1 but ,i caught a sight of him over their heads1 and ,i made out1 as ,i thought1 that he was a stranger with whom you were talking3 who was he8 ,,socrates3 ,there were two1 ,crito2 which of them do you mean8 ,,crito3 ,the one whom ,i mean was seated second from you on the right-hand side4 ,in the middle was ,cleinias the young son of ,axiochus1 who has wonderfully grown2 he is only about the age of my own ,critobulus1 but he is much forwarder and very good-looking3 the other is thin and looks younger than he is4 ,,socrates3 ,he whom you mean1 ,crito1 is ,euthydemus2 and on my left hand there was his brother ,dionysodorus1 who also took part in the conversation4 ,,crito3 ,neither of them are known to me1 ,socrates2 they are a new importation of ,sophists1 as ,i should imagine4 ,of what country are they1 and what is their line of wisdom8 ,,socrates3 ,as to their origin1 ,i believe that they are natives of this part of the world1 and have migrated from ,chios to ,thurii2 they were driven out of ,thurii1 and have been living for many years past in these regions4 ,as to their wisdom1 about which you ask1 ,crito1 they are wonderful--consummate6 ,i never knew what the true pancratiast was before2 they are simply made up of fighting1 not like the two ,acarnanian brothers who fight with their bodies only1 but this pair of heroes1 besides being perfect in the use of their bodies1 are invincible in every sort of warfare2 for they are capital at fighting in armour1 and will teach the art to any one who pays them2 and also they are most skilful in legal warfare2 they will plead themselves and teach others to speak and to compose speeches which will have an effect upon the courts4 ,and this was only the beginning of their wisdom1 but they have at last carried out the pancratiastic art to the very end1 and have mastered the only mode of fighting which had been hitherto neglected by them2 and now no one dares even to stand up against them3 such is their skill in the war of words1 that they can refute any proposition whether true or false4 ,now ,i am thinking1 ,crito1 of placing myself in their hands2 for they say that in a short time they can impart their skill to any one4 ,,crito3 ,but1 ,socrates1 are you not too old8 there may be reason to fear that4 ,,socrates3 ,certainly not1 ,crito2 as ,i will prove to you1 for ,i have the consolation of knowing that they began this art of disputation which ,i covet1 quite1 as ,i may say1 in old age2 last year1 or the year before1 they had none of their new wisdom4 ,i am only apprehensive that ,i may bring the two strangers into disrepute1 as ,i have done ,connus the son of ,metrobius1 the harp-player1 who is still my music-master2 for when the boys who go to him see me going with them1 they laugh at me and call him grandpapa's master4 ,now ,i should not like the strangers to experience similar treatment2 the fear of ridicule may make them unwilling to receive me2 and therefore1 ,crito1 ,i shall try and persuade some old men to accompany me to them1 as ,i persuaded them to go with me to ,connus1 and ,i hope that you will make one3 and perhaps we had better take your sons as a bait2 they will want to have them as pupils1 and for the sake of them willing to receive us4 ,,crito3 ,i see no objection1 ,socrates1 if you like2 but first ,i wish that you would give me a description of their wisdom1 that ,i may know beforehand what we are going to learn4 ,,socrates3 ,in less than no time you shall hear2 for ,i cannot say that ,i did not attend--,i paid great attention to them1 and ,i remember and will endeavour to repeat the whole story4 ,providentially ,i was sitting alone in the dressing-room of the ,lyceum where you saw me1 and was about to depart2 when ,i was getting up ,i recognized the familiar divine sign3 so ,i sat down again1 and in a little while the two brothers ,euthydemus and ,dionysodorus came in1 and several others with them1 whom ,i believe to be their disciples1 and they walked about in the covered court2 they had not taken more than two or three turns when ,cleinias entered1 who1 as you truly say1 is very much improved3 he was followed by a host of lovers1 one of whom was ,ctesippus the ,paeanian1 a well-bred youth1 but also having the wildness of youth4 ,cleinias saw me from the entrance as ,i was sitting alone1 and at once came and sat down on the right hand of me1 as you describe2 and ,dionysodorus and ,euthydemus1 when they saw him1 at first stopped and talked with one another1 now and then glancing at us1 for ,i particularly watched them2 and then ,euthydemus came and sat down by the youth1 and the other by me on the left hand2 the rest anywhere4 ,i saluted the brothers1 whom ,i had not seen for a long time2 and then ,i said to ,cleinias3 ,here are two wise men1 ,euthydemus and ,dionysodorus1 ,cleinias1 wise not in a small but in a large way of wisdom1 for they know all about war1--all that a good general ought to know about the array and command of an army1 and the whole art of fighting in armour3 and they know about law too1 and can teach a man how to use the weapons of the courts when he is injured4 ,they heard me say this1 but only despised me4 ,i observed that they looked at one another1 and both of them laughed2 and then ,euthydemus said3 ,those1 ,socrates1 are matters which we no longer pursue seriously2 to us they are secondary occupations4 ,indeed1 ,i said1 if such occupations are regarded by you as secondary1 what must the principal one be2 tell me1 ,i beseech you1 what that noble study is8 ,the teaching of virtue1 ,socrates1 he replied1 is our principal occupation2 and we believe that we can impart it better and quicker than any man4 ,my ,god6 ,i said1 and where did you learn that8 ,i always thought1 as ,i was saying just now1 that your chief accomplishment was the art of fighting in armour2 and ,i used to say as much of you1 for ,i remember that you professed this when you were here before4 ,but now if you really have the other knowledge1 ,o forgive me3 ,i address you as ,i would superior beings1 and ask you to pardon the impiety of my former expressions4 ,but are you quite sure about this1 ,dionysodorus and ,euthydemus8 the promise is so vast1 that a feeling of incredulity steals over me4 ,you may take our word1 ,socrates1 for the fact4 ,then ,i think you happier in having such a treasure than the great king is in the possession of his kingdom4 ,and please to tell me whether you intend to exhibit your wisdom2 or what will you do8 ,that is why we have come hither1 ,socrates2 and our purpose is not only to exhibit1 but also to teach any one who likes to learn4 ,but ,i can promise you1 ,i said1 that every unvirtuous person will want to learn4 ,i shall be the first2 and there is the youth ,cleinias1 and ,ctesippus3 and here are several others1 ,i said1 pointing to the lovers of ,cleinias1 who were beginning to gather round us4 ,now ,ctesippus was sitting at some distance from ,cleinias2 and when ,euthydemus leaned forward in talking with me1 he was prevented from seeing ,cleinias1 who was between us2 and so1 partly because he wanted to look at his love1 and also because he was interested1 he jumped up and stood opposite to us3 and all the other admirers of ,cleinias1 as well as the disciples of ,euthydemus and ,dionysodorus1 followed his example4 ,and these were the persons whom ,i showed to ,euthydemus1 telling him that they were all eager to learn3 to which ,ctesippus and all of them with one voice vehemently assented1 and bid him exhibit the power of his wisdom4 ,then ,i said3 ,o ,euthydemus and ,dionysodorus1 ,i earnestly request you to do myself and the company the favour to exhibit4 ,there may be some trouble in giving the whole exhibition2 but tell me one thing1--can you make a good man of him only who is already convinced that he ought to learn of you1 or of him also who is not convinced1 either because he imagines that virtue is a thing which cannot be taught at all1 or that you are not the teachers of it8 ,has your art power to persuade him1 who is of the latter temper of mind1 that virtue can be taught2 and that you are the men from whom he will best learn it8 ,certainly1 ,socrates1 said ,dionysodorus2 our art will do both4 ,and you and your brother1 ,dionysodorus1 ,i said1 of all men who are now living are the most likely to stimulate him to philosophy and to the study of virtue8 ,yes1 ,socrates1 ,i rather think that we are4 ,then ,i wish that you would be so good as to defer the other part of the exhibition1 and only try to persuade the youth whom you see here that he ought to be a philosopher and study virtue4 ,exhibit that1 and you will confer a great favour on me and on every one present2 for the fact is ,i and all of us are extremely anxious that he should become truly good4 ,his name is ,cleinias1 and he is the son of ,axiochus1 and grandson of the old ,alcibiades1 cousin of the ,alcibiades that now is4 ,he is quite young1 and we are naturally afraid that some one may get the start of us1 and turn his mind in a wrong direction1 and he may be ruined4 ,your visit1 therefore1 is most happily timed2 and ,i hope that you will make a trial of the young man1 and converse with him in our presence1 if you have no objection4 ,these were pretty nearly the expressions which ,i used2 and ,euthydemus1 in a manly and at the same time encouraging tone1 replied3 ,there can be no objection1 ,socrates1 if the young man is only willing to answer questions4 ,he is quite accustomed to do so1 ,i replied2 for his friends often come and ask him questions and argue with him2 and therefore he is quite at home in answering4 ,what followed1 ,crito1 how can ,i rightly narrate8 ,for not slight is the task of rehearsing infinite wisdom1 and therefore1 like the poets1 ,i ought to commence my relation with an invocation to ,memory and the ,muses4 ,now ,euthydemus1 if ,i remember rightly1 began nearly as follows3 ,o ,cleinias1 are those who learn the wise or the ignorant8 ,the youth1 overpowered by the question blushed1 and in his perplexity looked at me for help2 and ,i1 knowing that he was disconcerted1 said3 ,take courage1 ,cleinias1 and answer like a man whichever you think2 for my belief is that you will derive the greatest benefit from their questions4 ,whichever he answers1 said ,dionysodorus1 leaning forward so as to catch my ear1 his face beaming with laughter1 ,i prophesy that he will be refuted1 ,socrates4 ,while he was speaking to me1 ,cleinias gave his answer3 and therefore ,i had no time to warn him of the predicament in which he was placed1 and he answered that those who learned were the wise4 ,euthydemus proceeded3 ,there are some whom you would call teachers1 are there not8 ,the boy assented4 ,and they are the teachers of those who learn--the grammar-master and the lyre-master used to teach you and other boys2 and you were the learners8 ,yes4 ,and when you were learners you did not as yet know the things which you were learning8 ,no1 he said4 ,and were you wise then8 ,no1 indeed1 he said4 ,but if you were not wise you were unlearned8 ,certainly4 ,you then1 learning what you did not know1 were unlearned when you were learning8 ,the youth nodded assent4 ,then the unlearned learn1 and not the wise1 ,cleinias1 as you imagine4 ,at these words the followers of ,euthydemus1 of whom ,i spoke1 like a chorus at the bidding of their director1 laughed and cheered4 ,then1 before the youth had time to recover his breath1 ,dionysodorus cleverly took him in hand1 and said3 ,yes1 ,cleinias2 and when the grammar-master dictated anything to you1 were they the wise boys or the unlearned who learned the dictation8 ,the wise1 replied ,cleinias4 ,then after all the wise are the learners and not the unlearned2 and your last answer to ,euthydemus was wrong4 ,then once more the admirers of the two heroes1 in an ecstasy at their wisdom1 gave vent to another peal of laughter1 while the rest of us were silent and amazed4 ,euthydemus1 observing this1 determined to persevere with the youth2 and in order to heighten the effect went on asking another similar question1 which might be compared to the double turn of an expert dancer4 ,do those1 said he1 who learn1 learn what they know1 or what they do not know8 ,again ,dionysodorus whispered to me3 ,that1 ,socrates1 is just another of the same sort4 ,good heavens1 ,i said2 and your last question was so good6 ,like all our other questions1 ,socrates1 he replied--inevitable4 ,i see the reason1 ,i said1 why you are in such reputation among your disciples4 ,meanwhile ,cleinias had answered ,euthydemus that those who learned learn what they do not know2 and he put him through a series of questions the same as before4 ,do you not know letters8 ,he assented4 ,all letters8 ,yes4 ,but when the teacher dictates to you1 does he not dictate letters8 ,to this also he assented4 ,then if you know all letters1 he dictates that which you know8 ,this again was admitted by him4 ,then1 said the other1 you do not learn that which he dictates2 but he only who does not know letters learns8 ,nay1 said ,cleinias2 but ,i do learn4 ,then1 said he1 you learn what you know1 if you know all the letters8 ,he admitted that4 ,then1 he said1 you were wrong in your answer4 ,the word was hardly out of his mouth when ,dionysodorus took up the argument1 like a ball which he caught1 and had another throw at the youth4 ,cleinias1 he said1 ,euthydemus is deceiving you4 ,for tell me now1 is not learning acquiring knowledge of that which one learns8 ,cleinias assented4 ,and knowing is having knowledge at the time8 ,he agreed4 ,and not knowing is not having knowledge at the time8 ,he admitted that4 ,and are those who acquire those who have or have not a thing8 ,those who have not4 ,and have you not admitted that those who do not know are of the number of those who have not8 ,he nodded assent4 ,then those who learn are of the class of those who acquire1 and not of those who have8 ,he agreed4 ,then1 ,cleinias1 he said1 those who do not know learn1 and not those who know4 ,euthydemus was proceeding to give the youth a third fall2 but ,i knew that he was in deep water1 and therefore1 as ,i wanted to give him a respite lest he should be disheartened1 ,i said to him consolingly3 ,you must not be surprised1 ,cleinias1 at the singularity of their mode of speech3 this ,i say because you may not understand what the two strangers are doing with you2 they are only initiating you after the manner of the ,corybantes in the mysteries2 and this answers to the enthronement1 which1 if you have ever been initiated1 is1 as you will know1 accompanied by dancing and sport2 and now they are just prancing and dancing about you1 and will next proceed to initiate you2 imagine then that you have gone through the first part of the sophistical ritual1 which1 as ,prodicus says1 begins with initiation into the correct use of terms4 ,the two foreign gentlemen1 perceiving that you did not know1 wanted to explain to you that the word 'to learn' has two meanings1 and is used1 first1 in the sense of acquiring knowledge of some matter of which you previously have no knowledge1 and also1 when you have the knowledge1 in the sense of reviewing this matter1 whether something done or spoken by the light of this newly-acquired knowledge2 the latter is generally called 'knowing' rather than 'learning1' but the word 'learning' is also used2 and you did not see1 as they explained to you1 that the term is employed of two opposite sorts of men1 of those who know1 and of those who do not know4 ,there was a similar trick in the second question1 when they asked you whether men learn what they know or what they do not know4 ,these parts of learning are not serious1 and therefore ,i say that the gentlemen are not serious1 but are only playing with you4 ,for if a man had all that sort of knowledge that ever was1 he would not be at all the wiser2 he would only be able to play with men1 tripping them up and oversetting them with distinctions of words4 ,he would be like a person who pulls away a stool from some one when he is about to sit down1 and then laughs and makes merry at the sight of his friend overturned and laid on his back4 ,and you must regard all that has hitherto passed between you and them as merely play4 ,but in what is to follow ,i am certain that they will exhibit to you their serious purpose1 and keep their promise 7,i will show them how72 for they promised to give me a sample of the hortatory philosophy1 but ,i suppose that they wanted to have a game with you first4 ,and now1 ,euthydemus and ,dionysodorus1 ,i think that we have had enough of this4 ,will you let me see you explaining to the young man how he is to apply himself to the study of virtue and wisdom8 ,and ,i will first show you what ,i conceive to be the nature of the task1 and what sort of a discourse ,i desire to hear2 and if ,i do this in a very inartistic and ridiculous manner1 do not laugh at me1 for ,i only venture to improvise before you because ,i am eager to hear your wisdom3 and ,i must therefore ask you and your disciples to refrain from laughing4 ,and now1 ,o son of ,axiochus1 let me put a question to you3 ,do not all men desire happiness8 ,and yet1 perhaps1 this is one of those ridiculous questions which ,i am afraid to ask1 and which ought not to be asked by a sensible man3 for what human being is there who does not desire happiness8 ,there is no one1 said ,cleinias1 who does not4 ,well1 then1 ,i said1 since we all of us desire happiness1 how can we be happy8--that is the next question4 ,shall we not be happy if we have many good things8 ,and this1 perhaps1 is even a more simple question than the first1 for there can be no doubt of the answer4 ,he assented4 ,and what things do we esteem good8 ,no solemn sage is required to tell us this1 which may be easily answered2 for every one will say that wealth is a good4 ,certainly1 he said4 ,and are not health and beauty goods1 and other personal gifts8 ,he agreed4 ,can there be any doubt that good birth1 and power1 and honours in one's own land1 are goods8 ,he assented4 ,and what other goods are there8 ,i said4 ,what do you say of temperance1 justice1 courage3 do you not verily and indeed think1 ,cleinias1 that we shall be more right in ranking them as goods than in not ranking them as goods8 ,for a dispute might possibly arise about this4 ,what then do you say8 ,they are goods1 said ,cleinias4 ,very well1 ,i said2 and where in the company shall we find a place for wisdom--among the goods or not8 ,among the goods4 ,and now1 ,i said1 think whether we have left out any considerable goods4 ,i do not think that we have1 said ,cleinias4 ,upon recollection1 ,i said1 indeed ,i am afraid that we have left out the greatest of them all4 ,what is that8 he asked4 ,fortune1 ,cleinias1 ,i replied2 which all1 even the most foolish1 admit to be the greatest of goods4 ,true1 he said4 ,on second thoughts1 ,i added1 how narrowly1 ,o son of ,axiochus1 have you and ,i escaped making a laughing-stock of ourselves to the strangers4 ,why do you say so8 ,why1 because we have already spoken of good-fortune1 and are but repeating ourselves4 ,what do you mean8 ,i mean that there is something ridiculous in again putting forward good-fortune1 which has a place in the list already1 and saying the same thing twice over4 ,he asked what was the meaning of this1 and ,i replied3 ,surely wisdom is good-fortune2 even a child may know that4 ,the simple-minded youth was amazed2 and1 observing his surprise1 ,i said to him3 ,do you not know1 ,cleinias1 that flute-players are most fortunate and successful in performing on the flute8 ,he assented4 ,and are not the scribes most fortunate in writing and reading letters8 ,certainly4 ,amid the dangers of the sea1 again1 are any more fortunate on the whole than wise pilots8 ,none1 certainly4 ,and if you were engaged in war1 in whose company would you rather take the risk--in company with a wise general1 or with a foolish one8 ,with a wise one4 ,and if you were ill1 whom would you rather have as a companion in a dangerous illness--a wise physician1 or an ignorant one8 ,a wise one4 ,you think1 ,i said1 that to act with a wise man is more fortunate than to act with an ignorant one8 ,he assented4 ,then wisdom always makes men fortunate3 for by wisdom no man would ever err1 and therefore he must act rightly and succeed1 or his wisdom would be wisdom no longer4 ,we contrived at last1 somehow or other1 to agree in a general conclusion1 that he who had wisdom had no need of fortune4 ,i then recalled to his mind the previous state of the question4 ,you remember1 ,i said1 our making the admission that we should be happy and fortunate if many good things were present with us8 ,he assented4 ,and should we be happy by reason of the presence of good things1 if they profited us not1 or if they profited us8 ,if they profited us1 he said4 ,and would they profit us1 if we only had them and did not use them8 ,for example1 if we had a great deal of food and did not eat1 or a great deal of drink and did not drink1 should we be profited8 ,certainly not1 he said4 ,or would an artisan1 who had all the implements necessary for his work1 and did not use them1 be any the better for the possession of them8 ,for example1 would a carpenter be any the better for having all his tools and plenty of wood1 if he never worked8 ,certainly not1 he said4 ,and if a person had wealth and all the goods of which we were just now speaking1 and did not use them1 would he be happy because he possessed them8 ,no indeed1 ,socrates4 ,then1 ,i said1 a man who would be happy must not only have the good things1 but he must also use them2 there is no advantage in merely having them8 ,true4 ,well1 ,cleinias1 but if you have the use as well as the possession of good things1 is that sufficient to confer happiness8 ,yes1 in my opinion4 ,and may a person use them either rightly or wrongly8 ,he must use them rightly4 ,that is quite true1 ,i said4 ,and the wrong use of a thing is far worse than the non-use2 for the one is an evil1 and the other is neither a good nor an evil4 ,you admit that8 ,he assented4 ,now in the working and use of wood1 is not that which gives the right use simply the knowledge of the carpenter8 ,nothing else1 he said4 ,and surely1 in the manufacture of vessels1 knowledge is that which gives the right way of making them8 ,he agreed4 ,and in the use of the goods of which we spoke at first--wealth and health and beauty1 is not knowledge that which directs us to the right use of them1 and regulates our practice about them8 ,he assented4 ,then in every possession and every use of a thing1 knowledge is that which gives a man not only good-fortune but success8 ,he again assented4 ,and tell me1 ,i said1 ,o tell me1 what do possessions profit a man1 if he have neither good sense nor wisdom8 ,would a man be better off1 having and doing many things without wisdom1 or a few things with wisdom8 ,look at the matter thus3 ,if he did fewer things would he not make fewer mistakes8 if he made fewer mistakes would he not have fewer misfortunes8 and if he had fewer misfortunes would he not be less miserable8 ,certainly1 he said4 ,and who would do least--a poor man or a rich man8 ,a poor man4 ,a weak man or a strong man8 ,a weak man4 ,a noble man or a mean man8 ,a mean man4 ,and a coward would do less than a courageous and temperate man8 ,yes4 ,and an indolent man less than an active man8 ,he assented4 ,and a slow man less than a quick2 and one who had dull perceptions of seeing and hearing less than one who had keen ones8 ,all this was mutually allowed by us4 ,then1 ,i said1 ,cleinias1 the sum of the matter appears to be that the goods of which we spoke before are not to be regarded as goods in themselves1 but the degree of good and evil in them depends on whether they are or are not under the guidance of knowledge3 under the guidance of ignorance1 they are greater evils than their opposites1 inasmuch as they are more able to minister to the evil principle which rules them2 and when under the guidance of wisdom and prudence1 they are greater goods3 but in themselves they are nothing8 ,that1 he replied1 is obvious4 ,what then is the result of what has been said8 ,is not this the result--that other things are indifferent1 and that wisdom is the only good1 and ignorance the only evil8 ,he assented4 ,let us consider a further point1 ,i said3 ,seeing that all men desire happiness1 and happiness1 as has been shown1 is gained by a use1 and a right use1 of the things of life1 and the right use of them1 and good-fortune in the use of them1 is given by knowledge1--the inference is that everybody ought by all means to try and make himself as wise as he can8 ,yes1 he said4 ,and when a man thinks that he ought to obtain this treasure1 far more than money1 from a father or a guardian or a friend or a suitor1 whether citizen or stranger--the eager desire and prayer to them that they would impart wisdom to you1 is not at all dishonourable1 ,cleinias2 nor is any one to be blamed for doing any honourable service or ministration to any man1 whether a lover or not1 if his aim is to get wisdom4 ,do you agree8 ,i said4 ,yes1 he said1 ,i quite agree1 and think that you are right4 ,yes1 ,i said1 ,cleinias1 if only wisdom can be taught1 and does not come to man spontaneously2 for this is a point which has still to be considered1 and is not yet agreed upon by you and me-- ,but ,i think1 ,socrates1 that wisdom can be taught1 he said4 ,best of men1 ,i said1 ,i am delighted to hear you say so2 and ,i am also grateful to you for having saved me from a long and tiresome investigation as to whether wisdom can be taught or not4 ,but now1 as you think that wisdom can be taught1 and that wisdom only can make a man happy and fortunate1 will you not acknowledge that all of us ought to love wisdom1 and you individually will try to love her8 ,certainly1 ,socrates1 he said2 ,i will do my best4 ,i was pleased at hearing this2 and ,i turned to ,dionysodorus and ,euthydemus and said3 ,that is an example1 clumsy and tedious ,i admit1 of the sort of exhortations which ,i would have you give2 and ,i hope that one of you will set forth what ,i have been saying in a more artistic style3 or at least take up the enquiry where ,i left off1 and proceed to show the youth whether he should have all knowledge2 or whether there is one sort of knowledge only which will make him good and happy1 and what that is4 ,for1 as ,i was saying at first1 the improvement of this young man in virtue and wisdom is a matter which we have very much at heart4 ,thus ,i spoke1 ,crito1 and was all attention to what was coming4 ,i wanted to see how they would approach the question1 and where they would start in their exhortation to the young man that he should practise wisdom and virtue4 ,dionysodorus1 who was the elder1 spoke first4 ,everybody's eyes were directed towards him1 perceiving that something wonderful might shortly be expected4 ,and certainly they were not far wrong2 for the man1 ,crito1 began a remarkable discourse well worth hearing1 and wonderfully persuasive regarded as an exhortation to virtue4 ,tell me1 he said1 ,socrates and the rest of you who say that you want this young man to become wise1 are you in jest or in real earnest8 ,i was led by this to imagine that they fancied us to have been jesting when we asked them to converse with the youth1 and that this made them jest and play1 and being under this impression1 ,i was the more decided in saying that we were in profound earnest4 ,dionysodorus said3 ,reflect1 ,socrates2 you may have to deny your words4 ,i have reflected1 ,i said2 and ,i shall never deny my words4 ,well1 said he1 and so you say that you wish ,cleinias to become wise8 ,undoubtedly4 ,and he is not wise as yet8 ,at least his modesty will not allow him to say that he is4 ,you wish him1 he said1 to become wise and not1 to be ignorant8 ,that we do4 ,you wish him to be what he is not1 and no longer to be what he is8 ,i was thrown into consternation at this4 ,taking advantage of my consternation he added3 ,you wish him no longer to be what he is1 which can only mean that you wish him to perish4 ,pretty lovers and friends they must be who want their favourite not to be1 or to perish6 ,when ,ctesippus heard this he got very angry 7as a lover well might7 and said3 ,stranger of ,thurii--if politeness would allow me ,i should say1 ,a plague upon you6 ,what can make you tell such a lie about me and the others1 which ,i hardly like to repeat1 as that ,i wish ,cleinias to perish8 ,euthydemus replied3 ,and do you think1 ,ctesippus1 that it is possible to tell a lie8 ,yes1 said ,ctesippus2 ,i should be mad to say anything else4 ,and in telling a lie1 do you tell the thing of which you speak or not8 ,you tell the thing of which you speak4 ,and he who tells1 tells that thing which he tells1 and no other8 ,yes1 said ,ctesippus4 ,and that is a distinct thing apart from other things8 ,certainly4 ,and he who says that thing says that which is8 ,yes4 ,and he who says that which is1 says the truth4 ,and therefore ,dionysodorus1 if he says that which is1 says the truth of you and no lie4 ,yes1 ,euthydemus1 said ,ctesippus2 but in saying this1 he says what is not4 ,euthydemus answered3 ,and that which is not is not8 ,true4 ,and that which is not is nowhere8 ,nowhere4 ,and can any one do anything about that which has no existence1 or do to ,cleinias that which is not and is nowhere8 ,i think not1 said ,ctesippus4 ,well1 but do rhetoricians1 when they speak in the assembly1 do nothing8 ,nay1 he said1 they do something4 ,and doing is making8 ,yes4 ,and speaking is doing and making8 ,he agreed4 ,then no one says that which is not1 for in saying what is not he would be doing something2 and you have already acknowledged that no one can do what is not4 ,and therefore1 upon your own showing1 no one says what is false2 but if ,dionysodorus says anything1 he says what is true and what is4 ,yes1 ,euthydemus1 said ,ctesippus2 but he speaks of things in a certain way and manner1 and not as they really are4 ,why1 ,ctesippus1 said ,dionysodorus1 do you mean to say that any one speaks of things as they are8 ,yes1 he said--all gentlemen and truth-speaking persons4 ,and are not good things good1 and evil things evil8 ,he assented4 ,and you say that gentlemen speak of things as they are8 ,yes4 ,then the good speak evil of evil things1 if they speak of them as they are8 ,yes1 indeed1 he said2 and they speak evil of evil men4 ,and if ,i may give you a piece of advice1 you had better take care that they do not speak evil of you1 since ,i can tell you that the good speak evil of the evil4 ,and do they speak great things of the great1 rejoined ,euthydemus1 and warm things of the warm8 ,to be sure they do1 said ,ctesippus2 and they speak coldly of the insipid and cold dialectician4 ,you are abusive1 ,ctesippus1 said ,dionysodorus1 you are abusive6 ,indeed1 ,i am not1 ,dionysodorus1 he replied2 for ,i love you and am giving you friendly advice1 and1 if ,i could1 would persuade you not like a boor to say in my presence that ,i desire my beloved1 whom ,i value above all men1 to perish4 ,i saw that they were getting exasperated with one another1 so ,i made a joke with him and said3 ,o ,ctesippus1 ,i think that we must allow the strangers to use language in their own way1 and not quarrel with them about words1 but be thankful for what they give us4 ,if they know how to destroy men in such a way as to make good and sensible men out of bad and foolish ones--whether this is a discovery of their own1 or whether they have learned from some one else this new sort of death and destruction which enables them to get rid of a bad man and turn him into a good one--if they know this 7and they do know this--at any rate they said just now that this was the secret of their newly-discovered art7--let them1 in their phraseology1 destroy the youth and make him wise1 and all of us with him4 ,but if you young men do not like to trust yourselves with them1 then fiat experimentum in corpore senis2 ,i will be the ,carian on whom they shall operate4 ,and here ,i offer my old person to ,dionysodorus2 he may put me into the pot1 like ,medea the ,colchian1 kill me1 boil me1 if he will only make me good4 ,ctesippus said3 ,and ,i1 ,socrates1 am ready to commit myself to the strangers2 they may skin me alive1 if they please 7and ,i am pretty well skinned by them already71 if only my skin is made at last1 not like that of ,marsyas1 into a leathern bottle1 but into a piece of virtue4 ,and here is ,dionysodorus fancying that ,i am angry with him1 when really ,i am not angry at all2 ,i do but contradict him when ,i think that he is speaking improperly to me3 and you must not confound abuse and contradiction1 ,o illustrious ,dionysodorus2 for they are quite different things4 ,contradiction6 said ,dionysodorus2 why1 there never was such a thing4 ,certainly there is1 he replied2 there can be no question of that4 ,do you1 ,dionysodorus1 maintain that there is not8 ,you will never prove to me1 he said1 that you have heard any one contradicting any one else4 ,indeed1 said ,ctesippus2 then now you may hear me contradicting ,dionysodorus4 ,are you prepared to make that good8 ,certainly1 he said4 ,well1 have not all things words expressive of them8 ,yes4 ,of their existence or of their non-existence8 ,of their existence4 ,yes1 ,ctesippus1 and we just now proved1 as you may remember1 that no man could affirm a negative2 for no one could affirm that which is not4 ,and what does that signify8 said ,ctesippus2 you and ,i may contradict all the same for that4 ,but can we contradict one another1 said ,dionysodorus1 when both of us are describing the same thing8 ,then we must surely be speaking the same thing8 ,he assented4 ,or when neither of us is speaking of the same thing8 ,for then neither of us says a word about the thing at all8 ,he granted that proposition also4 ,but when ,i describe something and you describe another thing1 or ,i say something and you say nothing--is there any contradiction8 ,how can he who speaks contradict him who speaks not8 ,here ,ctesippus was silent2 and ,i in my astonishment said3 ,what do you mean1 ,dionysodorus8 ,i have often heard1 and have been amazed to hear1 this thesis of yours1 which is maintained and employed by the disciples of ,protagoras1 and others before them1 and which to me appears to be quite wonderful1 and suicidal as well as destructive1 and ,i think that ,i am most likely to hear the truth about it from you4 ,the dictum is that there is no such thing as falsehood2 a man must either say what is true or say nothing4 ,is not that your position8 ,he assented4 ,but if he cannot speak falsely1 may he not think falsely8 ,no1 he cannot1 he said4 ,then there is no such thing as false opinion8 ,no1 he said4 ,then there is no such thing as ignorance1 or men who are ignorant2 for is not ignorance1 if there be such a thing1 a mistake of fact8 ,certainly1 he said4 ,and that is impossible8 ,impossible1 he replied4 ,are you saying this as a paradox1 ,dionysodorus2 or do you seriously maintain no man to be ignorant8 ,refute me1 he said4 ,but how can ,i refute you1 if1 as you say1 to tell a falsehood is impossible8 ,very true1 said ,euthydemus4 ,neither did ,i tell you just now to refute me1 said ,dionysodorus2 for how can ,i tell you to do that which is not8 ,o ,euthydemus1 ,i said1 ,i have but a dull conception of these subtleties and excellent devices of wisdom2 ,i am afraid that ,i hardly understand them1 and you must forgive me therefore if ,i ask a very stupid question3 if there be no falsehood or false opinion or ignorance1 there can be no such thing as erroneous action1 for a man cannot fail of acting as he is acting--that is what you mean8 ,yes1 he replied4 ,and now1 ,i said1 ,i will ask my stupid question3 ,if there is no such thing as error in deed1 word1 or thought1 then what1 in the name of goodness1 do you come hither to teach8 ,and were you not just now saying that you could teach virtue best of all men1 to any one who was willing to learn8 ,and are you such an old fool1 ,socrates1 rejoined ,dionysodorus1 that you bring up now what ,i said at first--and if ,i had said anything last year1 ,i suppose that you would bring that up too--but are non-plussed at the words which ,i have just uttered8 ,why1 ,i said1 they are not easy to answer2 for they are the words of wise men3 and indeed ,i know not what to make of this word 'nonplussed1' which you used last3 what do you mean by it1 ,dionysodorus8 ,you must mean that ,i cannot refute your argument4 ,tell me if the words have any other sense4 ,no1 he replied1 they mean what you say4 ,and now answer4 ,what1 before you1 ,dionysodorus8 ,i said4 ,answer1 said he4 ,and is that fair8 ,yes1 quite fair1 he said4 ,upon what principle8 ,i said4 ,i can only suppose that you are a very wise man who comes to us in the character of a great logician1 and who knows when to answer and when not to answer--and now you will not open your mouth at all1 because you know that you ought not4 ,you prate1 he said1 instead of answering4 ,but if1 my good sir1 you admit that ,i am wise1 answer as ,i tell you4 ,i suppose that ,i must obey1 for you are master4 ,put the question4 ,are the things which have sense alive or lifeless8 ,they are alive4 ,and do you know of any word which is alive8 ,i cannot say that ,i do4 ,then why did you ask me what sense my words had8 ,why1 because ,i was stupid and made a mistake4 ,and yet1 perhaps1 ,i was right after all in saying that words have a sense2--what do you say1 wise man8 ,if ,i was not in error1 even you will not refute me1 and all your wisdom will be non-plussed2 but if ,i did fall into error1 then again you are wrong in saying that there is no error1--and this remark was made by you not quite a year ago4 ,i am inclined to think1 however1 ,dionysodorus and ,euthydemus1 that this argument lies where it was and is not very likely to advance3 even your skill in the subtleties of logic1 which is really amazing1 has not found out the way of throwing another and not falling yourself1 now any more than of old4 ,ctesippus said3 ,men of ,chios1 ,thurii1 or however and whatever you call yourselves1 ,i wonder at you1 for you seem to have no objection to talking nonsense4 ,fearing that there would be high words1 ,i again endeavoured to soothe ,ctesippus1 and said to him3 ,to you1 ,ctesippus1 ,i must repeat what ,i said before to ,cleinias--that you do not understand the ways of these philosophers from abroad4 ,they are not serious1 but1 like the ,egyptian wizard1 ,proteus1 they take different forms and deceive us by their enchantments3 and let us1 like ,menelaus1 refuse to let them go until they show themselves to us in earnest4 ,when they begin to be in earnest their full beauty will appear3 let us then beg and entreat and beseech them to shine forth4 ,and ,i think that ,i had better once more exhibit the form in which ,i pray to behold them2 it might be a guide to them4 ,i will go on therefore where ,i left off1 as well as ,i can1 in the hope that ,i may touch their hearts and move them to pity1 and that when they see me deeply serious and interested1 they also may be serious4 ,you1 ,cleinias1 ,i said1 shall remind me at what point we left off4 ,did we not agree that philosophy should be studied8 and was not that our conclusion8 ,yes1 he replied4 ,and philosophy is the acquisition of knowledge8 ,yes1 he said4 ,and what knowledge ought we to acquire8 ,may we not answer with absolute truth--,a knowledge which will do us good8 ,certainly1 he said4 ,and should we be any the better if we went about having a knowledge of the places where most gold was hidden in the earth8 ,perhaps we should1 he said4 ,but have we not already proved1 ,i said1 that we should be none the better off1 even if without trouble and digging all the gold which there is in the earth were ours8 ,and if we knew how to convert stones into gold1 the knowledge would be of no value to us1 unless we also knew how to use the gold8 ,do you not remember8 ,i said4 ,i quite remember1 he said4 ,nor would any other knowledge1 whether of money-making1 or of medicine1 or of any other art which knows only how to make a thing1 and not to use it when made1 be of any good to us4 ,am ,i not right8 ,he agreed4 ,and if there were a knowledge which was able to make men immortal1 without giving them the knowledge of the way to use the immortality1 neither would there be any use in that1 if we may argue from the analogy of the previous instances8 ,to all this he agreed4 ,then1 my dear boy1 ,i said1 the knowledge which we want is one that uses as well as makes8 ,true1 he said4 ,and our desire is not to be skilful lyre-makers1 or artists of that sort--far otherwise2 for with them the art which makes is one1 and the art which uses is another4 ,although they have to do with the same1 they are divided3 for the art which makes and the art which plays on the lyre differ widely from one another4 ,am ,i not right8 ,he agreed4 ,and clearly we do not want the art of the flute-maker2 this is only another of the same sort8 ,he assented4 ,but suppose1 ,i said1 that we were to learn the art of making speeches--would that be the art which would make us happy8 ,i should say1 no1 rejoined ,cleinias4 ,and why should you say so8 ,i asked4 ,i see1 he replied1 that there are some composers of speeches who do not know how to use the speeches which they make1 just as the makers of lyres do not know how to use the lyres2 and also some who are of themselves unable to compose speeches1 but are able to use the speeches which the others make for them2 and this proves that the art of making speeches is not the same as the art of using them4 ,yes1 ,i said2 and ,i take your words to be a sufficient proof that the art of making speeches is not one which will make a man happy4 ,and yet ,i did think that the art which we have so long been seeking might be discovered in that direction2 for the composers of speeches1 whenever ,i meet them1 always appear to me to be very extraordinary men1 ,cleinias1 and their art is lofty and divine1 and no wonder4 ,for their art is a part of the great art of enchantment1 and hardly1 if at all1 inferior to it3 and whereas the art of the enchanter is a mode of charming snakes and spiders and scorpions1 and other monsters and pests1 this art of their's acts upon dicasts and ecclesiasts and bodies of men1 for the charming and pacifying of them4 ,do you agree with me8 ,yes1 he said1 ,i think that you are quite right4 ,whither then shall we go1 ,i said1 and to what art shall we have recourse8 ,i do not see my way1 he said4 ,but ,i think that ,i do1 ,i replied4 ,and what is your notion8 asked ,cleinias4 ,i think that the art of the general is above all others the one of which the possession is most likely to make a man happy4 ,i do not think so1 he said4 ,why not8 ,i said4 ,the art of the general is surely an art of hunting mankind4 ,what of that8 ,i said4 ,why1 he said1 no art of hunting extends beyond hunting and capturing2 and when the prey is taken the huntsman or fisherman cannot use it2 but they hand it over to the cook1 and the geometricians and astronomers and calculators 7who all belong to the hunting class1 for they do not make their diagrams1 but only find out that which was previously contained in them7--they1 ,i say1 not being able to use but only to catch their prey1 hand over their inventions to the dialectician to be applied by him1 if they have any sense in them4 ,good1 ,i said1 fairest and wisest ,cleinias4 ,and is this true8 ,certainly1 he said2 just as a general when he takes a city or a camp hands over his new acquisition to the statesman1 for he does not know how to use them himself2 or as the quail-taker transfers the quails to the keeper of them4 ,if we are looking for the art which is to make us blessed1 and which is able to use that which it makes or takes1 the art of the general is not the one1 and some other must be found4 ,,crito3 ,and do you mean1 ,socrates1 that the youngster said all this8 ,,socrates3 ,are you incredulous1 ,crito8 ,,crito3 ,indeed1 ,i am2 for if he did say so1 then in my opinion he needs neither ,euthydemus nor any one else to be his instructor4 ,,socrates3 ,perhaps ,i may have forgotten1 and ,ctesippus was the real answerer4 ,,crito3 ,ctesippus6 nonsense4 ,,socrates3 ,all ,i know is that ,i heard these words1 and that they were not spoken either by ,euthydemus or ,dionysodorus4 ,i dare say1 my good ,crito1 that they may have been spoken by some superior person3 that ,i heard them ,i am certain4 ,,crito3 ,yes1 indeed1 ,socrates1 by some one a good deal superior1 as ,i should be disposed to think4 ,but did you carry the search any further1 and did you find the art which you were seeking8 ,,socrates3 ,find6 my dear sir1 no indeed4 ,and we cut a poor figure2 we were like children after larks1 always on the point of catching the art1 which was always getting away from us4 ,but why should ,i repeat the whole story8 ,at last we came to the kingly art1 and enquired whether that gave and caused happiness1 and then we got into a labyrinth1 and when we thought we were at the end1 came out again at the beginning1 having still to seek as much as ever4 ,,crito3 ,how did that happen1 ,socrates8 ,,socrates3 ,i will tell you2 the kingly art was identified by us with the political4 ,,crito3 ,well1 and what came of that8 ,,socrates3 ,to this royal or political art all the arts1 including the art of the general1 seemed to render up the supremacy1 that being the only one which knew how to use what they produce4 ,here obviously was the very art which we were seeking--the art which is the source of good government1 and which may be described1 in the language of ,aeschylus1 as alone sitting at the helm of the vessel of state1 piloting and governing all things1 and utilizing them4 ,,crito3 ,and were you not right1 ,socrates8 ,,socrates3 ,you shall judge1 ,crito1 if you are willing to hear what followed2 for we resumed the enquiry1 and a question of this sort was asked3 ,does the kingly art1 having this supreme authority1 do anything for us8 ,to be sure1 was the answer4 ,and would not you1 ,crito1 say the same8 ,,crito3 ,yes1 ,i should4 ,,socrates3 ,and what would you say that the kingly art does8 ,if medicine were supposed to have supreme authority over the subordinate arts1 and ,i were to ask you a similar question about that1 you would say--it produces health8 ,,crito3 ,i should4 ,,socrates3 ,and what of your own art of husbandry1 supposing that to have supreme authority over the subject arts--what does that do8 ,does it not supply us with the fruits of the earth8 ,,crito3 ,yes4 ,,socrates3 ,and what does the kingly art do when invested with supreme power8 ,perhaps you may not be ready with an answer8 ,,crito3 ,indeed ,i am not1 ,socrates4 ,,socrates3 ,no more were we1 ,crito4 ,but at any rate you know that if this is the art which we were seeking1 it ought to be useful4 ,,crito3 ,certainly4 ,,socrates3 ,and surely it ought to do us some good8 ,,crito3 ,certainly1 ,socrates4 ,,socrates3 ,and ,cleinias and ,i had arrived at the conclusion that knowledge of some kind is the only good4 ,,crito3 ,yes1 that was what you were saying4 ,,socrates3 ,all the other results of politics1 and they are many1 as for example1 wealth1 freedom1 tranquillity1 were neither good nor evil in themselves2 but the political science ought to make us wise1 and impart knowledge to us1 if that is the science which is likely to do us good1 and make us happy4 ,,crito3 ,yes2 that was the conclusion at which you had arrived1 according to your report of the conversation4 ,,socrates3 ,and does the kingly art make men wise and good8 ,,crito3 ,why not1 ,socrates8 ,,socrates3 ,what1 all men1 and in every respect8 and teach them all the arts1--carpentering1 and cobbling1 and the rest of them8 ,,crito3 ,i think not1 ,socrates4 ,,socrates3 ,but then what is this knowledge1 and what are we to do with it8 ,for it is not the source of any works which are neither good nor evil1 and gives no knowledge1 but the knowledge of itself2 what then can it be1 and what are we to do with it8 ,shall we say1 ,crito1 that it is the knowledge by which we are to make other men good8 ,,crito3 ,by all means4 ,,socrates3 ,and in what will they be good and useful8 ,shall we repeat that they will make others good1 and that these others will make others again1 without ever determining in what they are to be good2 for we have put aside the results of politics1 as they are called4 ,this is the old1 old song over again2 and we are just as far as ever1 if not farther1 from the knowledge of the art or science of happiness4 ,,crito3 ,indeed1 ,socrates1 you do appear to have got into a great perplexity4 ,,socrates3 ,thereupon1 ,crito1 seeing that ,i was on the point of shipwreck1 ,i lifted up my voice1 and earnestly entreated and called upon the strangers to save me and the youth from the whirlpool of the argument2 they were our ,castor and ,pollux1 ,i said1 and they should be serious1 and show us in sober earnest what that knowledge was which would enable us to pass the rest of our lives in happiness4 ,,crito3 ,and did ,euthydemus show you this knowledge8 ,,socrates3 ,yes1 indeed2 he proceeded in a lofty strain to the following effect3 ,would you rather1 ,socrates1 said he1 that ,i should show you this knowledge about which you have been doubting1 or shall ,i prove that you already have it8 ,what1 ,i said1 are you blessed with such a power as this8 ,indeed ,i am4 ,then ,i would much rather that you should prove me to have such a knowledge2 at my time of life that will be more agreeable than having to learn4 ,then tell me1 he said1 do you know anything8 ,yes1 ,i said1 ,i know many things1 but not anything of much importance4 ,that will do1 he said3 ,and would you admit that anything is what it is1 and at the same time is not what it is8 ,certainly not4 ,and did you not say that you knew something8 ,i did4 ,if you know1 you are knowing4 ,certainly1 of the knowledge which ,i have4 ,that makes no difference2--and must you not1 if you are knowing1 know all things8 ,certainly not1 ,i said1 for there are many other things which ,i do not know4 ,and if you do not know1 you are not knowing4 ,yes1 friend1 of that which ,i do not know4 ,still you are not knowing1 and you said just now that you were knowing2 and therefore you are and are not at the same time1 and in reference to the same things4 ,a pretty clatter1 as men say1 ,euthydemus1 this of yours6 and will you explain how ,i possess that knowledge for which we were seeking8 ,do you mean to say that the same thing cannot be and also not be2 and therefore1 since ,i know one thing1 that ,i know all1 for ,i cannot be knowing and not knowing at the same time1 and if ,i know all things1 then ,i must have the knowledge for which we are seeking--,may ,i assume this to be your ingenious notion8 ,out of your own mouth1 ,socrates1 you are convicted1 he said4 ,well1 but1 ,euthydemus1 ,i said1 has that never happened to you8 for if ,i am only in the same case with you and our beloved ,dionysodorus1 ,i cannot complain4 ,tell me1 then1 you two1 do you not know some things1 and not know others8 ,certainly not1 ,socrates1 said ,dionysodorus4 ,what do you mean1 ,i said2 do you know nothing8 ,nay1 he replied1 we do know something4 ,then1 ,i said1 you know all things1 if you know anything8 ,yes1 all things1 he said2 and that is as true of you as of us4 ,o1 indeed1 ,i said1 what a wonderful thing1 and what a great blessing6 ,and do all other men know all things or nothing8 ,certainly1 he replied2 they cannot know some things1 and not know others1 and be at the same time knowing and not knowing4 ,then what is the inference8 ,i said4 ,they all know all things1 he replied1 if they know one thing4 ,o heavens1 ,dionysodorus1 ,i said1 ,i see now that you are in earnest2 hardly have ,i got you to that point4 ,and do you really and truly know all things1 including carpentering and leather-cutting8 ,certainly1 he said4 ,and do you know stitching8 ,yes1 by the gods1 we do1 and cobbling1 too4 ,and do you know things such as the numbers of the stars and of the sand8 ,certainly2 did you think we should say ,no to that8 ,by ,zeus1 said ,ctesippus1 interrupting1 ,i only wish that you would give me some proof which would enable me to know whether you speak truly4 ,what proof shall ,i give you8 he said4 ,will you tell me how many teeth ,euthydemus has8 and ,euthydemus shall tell how many teeth you have4 ,will you not take our word that we know all things8 ,certainly not1 said ,ctesippus3 you must further tell us this one thing1 and then we shall know that you are speak the truth2 if you tell us the number1 and we count them1 and you are found to be right1 we will believe the rest4 ,they fancied that ,ctesippus was making game of them1 and they refused1 and they would only say in answer to each of his questions1 that they knew all things4 ,for at last ,ctesippus began to throw off all restraint2 no question in fact was too bad for him2 he would ask them if they knew the foulest things1 and they1 like wild boars1 came rushing on his blows1 and fearlessly replied that they did4 ,at last1 ,crito1 ,i too was carried away by my incredulity1 and asked ,euthydemus whether ,dionysodorus could dance4 ,certainly1 he replied4 ,and can he vault among swords1 and turn upon a wheel1 at his age8 has he got to such a height of skill as that8 ,he can do anything1 he said4 ,and did you always know this8 ,always1 he said4 ,when you were children1 and at your birth8 ,they both said that they did4 ,this we could not believe4 ,and ,euthydemus said3 ,you are incredulous1 ,socrates4 ,yes1 ,i said1 and ,i might well be incredulous1 if ,i did not know you to be wise men4 ,but if you will answer1 he said1 ,i will make you confess to similar marvels4 ,well1 ,i said1 there is nothing that ,i should like better than to be self-convicted of this1 for if ,i am really a wise man1 which ,i never knew before1 and you will prove to me that ,i know and have always known all things1 nothing in life would be a greater gain to me4 ,answer then1 he said4 ,ask1 ,i said1 and ,i will answer4 ,do you know something1 ,socrates1 or nothing8 ,something1 ,i said4 ,and do you know with what you know1 or with something else8 ,with what ,i know2 and ,i suppose that you mean with my soul8 ,are you not ashamed1 ,socrates1 of asking a question when you are asked one8 ,well1 ,i said2 but then what am ,i to do8 for ,i will do whatever you bid2 when ,i do not know what you are asking1 you tell me to answer nevertheless1 and not to ask again4 ,why1 you surely have some notion of my meaning1 he said4 ,yes1 ,i replied4 ,well1 then1 answer according to your notion of my meaning4 ,yes1 ,i said2 but if the question which you ask in one sense is understood and answered by me in another1 will that please you--if ,i answer what is not to the point8 ,that will please me very well2 but will not please you equally well1 as ,i imagine4 ,i certainly will not answer unless ,i understand you1 ,i said4 ,you will not answer1 he said1 according to your view of the meaning1 because you will be prating1 and are an ancient4 ,now ,i saw that he was getting angry with me for drawing distinctions1 when he wanted to catch me in his springes of words4 ,and ,i remembered that ,connus was always angry with me when ,i opposed him1 and then he neglected me1 because he thought that ,i was stupid2 and as ,i was intending to go to ,euthydemus as a pupil1 ,i reflected that ,i had better let him have his way1 as he might think me a blockhead1 and refuse to take me4 ,so ,i said3 ,you are a far better dialectician than myself1 ,euthydemus1 for ,i have never made a profession of the art1 and therefore do as you say2 ask your questions once more1 and ,i will answer4 ,answer then1 he said1 again1 whether you know what you know with something1 or with nothing4 ,yes1 ,i said2 ,i know with my soul4 ,the man will answer more than the question2 for ,i did not ask you1 he said1 with what you know1 but whether you know with something4 ,again ,i replied1 ,through ignorance ,i have answered too much1 but ,i hope that you will forgive me4 ,and now ,i will answer simply that ,i always know what ,i know with something4 ,and is that something1 he rejoined1 always the same1 or sometimes one thing1 and sometimes another thing8 ,always1 ,i replied1 when ,i know1 ,i know with this4 ,will you not cease adding to your answers8 ,my fear is that this word 'always' may get us into trouble4 ,you1 perhaps1 but certainly not us4 ,and now answer3 ,do you always know with this8 ,always2 since ,i am required to withdraw the words 'when ,i know4' ,you always know with this1 or1 always knowing1 do you know some things with this1 and some things with something else1 or do you know all things with this8 ,all that ,i know1 ,i replied1 ,i know with this4 ,there again1 ,socrates1 he said1 the addition is superfluous4 ,well1 then1 ,i said1 ,i will take away the words 'that ,i know4' ,nay1 take nothing away2 ,i desire no favours of you2 but let me ask3 ,would you be able to know all things1 if you did not know all things8 ,quite impossible4 ,and now1 he said1 you may add on whatever you like1 for you confess that you know all things4 ,i suppose that is true1 ,i said1 if my qualification implied in the words 'that ,i know' is not allowed to stand2 and so ,i do know all things4 ,and have you not admitted that you always know all things with that which you know1 whether you make the addition of 'when you know them' or not8 for you have acknowledged that you have always and at once known all things1 that is to say1 when you were a child1 and at your birth1 and when you were growing up1 and before you were born1 and before the heaven and earth existed1 you knew all things1 if you always know them2 and ,i swear that you shall always continue to know all things1 if ,i am of the mind to make you4 ,but ,i hope that you will be of that mind1 reverend ,euthydemus1 ,i said1 if you are really speaking the truth1 and yet ,i a little doubt your power to make good your words unless you have the help of your brother ,dionysodorus2 then you may do it4 ,tell me now1 both of you1 for although in the main ,i cannot doubt that ,i really do know all things1 when ,i am told so by men of your prodigious wisdom--how can ,i say that ,i know such things1 ,euthydemus1 as that the good are unjust2 come1 do ,i know that or not8 ,certainly1 you know that4 ,what do ,i know8 ,that the good are not unjust4 ,quite true1 ,i said2 and that ,i have always known2 but the question is1 where did ,i learn that the good are unjust8 ,nowhere1 said ,dionysodorus4 ,then1 ,i said1 ,i do not know this4 ,you are ruining the argument1 said ,euthydemus to ,dionysodorus2 he will be proved not to know1 and then after all he will be knowing and not knowing at the same time4 ,dionysodorus blushed4 ,i turned to the other1 and said1 ,what do you think1 ,euthydemus8 ,does not your omniscient brother appear to you to have made a mistake8 ,what1 replied ,dionysodorus in a moment2 am ,i the brother of ,euthydemus8 ,thereupon ,i said1 ,please not to interrupt1 my good friend1 or prevent ,euthydemus from proving to me that ,i know the good to be unjust2 such a lesson you might at least allow me to learn4 ,you are running away1 ,socrates1 said ,dionysodorus1 and refusing to answer4 ,no wonder1 ,i said1 for ,i am not a match for one of you1 and a fortiori ,i must run away from two4 ,i am no ,heracles2 and even ,heracles could not fight against the ,hydra1 who was a she-,sophist1 and had the wit to shoot up many new heads when one of them was cut off2 especially when he saw a second monster of a sea-crab1 who was also a ,sophist1 and appeared to have newly arrived from a sea-voyage1 bearing down upon him from the left1 opening his mouth and biting4 ,when the monster was growing troublesome he called ,iolaus1 his nephew1 to his help1 who ably succoured him2 but if my ,iolaus1 who is my brother ,patrocles 7the statuary71 were to come1 he would only make a bad business worse4 ,and now that you have delivered yourself of this strain1 said ,dionysodorus1 will you inform me whether ,iolaus was the nephew of ,heracles any more than he is yours8 ,i suppose that ,i had best answer you1 ,dionysodorus1 ,i said1 for you will insist on asking--that ,i pretty well know--out of envy1 in order to prevent me from learning the wisdom of ,euthydemus4 ,then answer me1 he said4 ,well then1 ,i said1 ,i can only reply that ,iolaus was not my nephew at all1 but the nephew of ,heracles2 and his father was not my brother ,patrocles1 but ,iphicles1 who has a name rather like his1 and was the brother of ,heracles4 ,and is ,patrocles1 he said1 your brother8 ,yes1 ,i said1 he is my half-brother1 the son of my mother1 but not of my father4 ,then he is and is not your brother4 ,not by the same father1 my good man1 ,i said1 for ,chaeredemus was his father1 and mine was ,sophroniscus4 ,and was ,sophroniscus a father1 and ,chaeredemus also8 ,yes1 ,i said2 the former was my father1 and the latter his4 ,then1 he said1 ,chaeredemus is not a father4 ,he is not my father1 ,i said4 ,but can a father be other than a father8 or are you the same as a stone8 ,i certainly do not think that ,i am a stone1 ,i said1 though ,i am afraid that you may prove me to be one4 ,are you not other than a stone8 ,i am4 ,and being other than a stone1 you are not a stone2 and being other than gold1 you are not gold8 ,very true4 ,and so ,chaeredemus1 he said1 being other than a father1 is not a father8 ,i suppose that he is not a father1 ,i replied4 ,for if1 said ,euthydemus1 taking up the argument1 ,chaeredemus is a father1 then ,sophroniscus1 being other than a father1 is not a father2 and you1 ,socrates1 are without a father4 ,ctesippus1 here taking up the argument1 said3 ,and is not your father in the same case1 for he is other than my father8 ,assuredly not1 said ,euthydemus4 ,then he is the same8 ,he is the same4 ,i cannot say that ,i like the connection2 but is he only my father1 ,euthydemus1 or is he the father of all other men8 ,of all other men1 he replied4 ,do you suppose the same person to be a father and not a father8 ,certainly1 ,i did so imagine1 said ,ctesippus4 ,and do you suppose that gold is not gold1 or that a man is not a man8 ,they are not 'in pari materia1' ,euthydemus1 said ,ctesippus1 and you had better take care1 for it is monstrous to suppose that your father is the father of all4 ,but he is1 he replied4 ,what1 of men only1 said ,ctesippus1 or of horses and of all other animals8 ,of all1 he said4 ,and your mother1 too1 is the mother of all8 ,yes1 our mother too4 ,yes2 and your mother has a progeny of sea-urchins then8 ,yes2 and yours1 he said4 ,and gudgeons and puppies and pigs are your brothers8 ,and yours too4 ,and your papa is a dog8 ,and so is yours1 he said4 ,if you will answer my questions1 said ,dionysodorus1 ,i will soon extract the same admissions from you1 ,ctesippus4 ,you say that you have a dog4 ,yes1 a villain of a one1 said ,ctesippus4 ,and he has puppies8 ,yes1 and they are very like himself4 ,and the dog is the father of them8 ,yes1 he said1 ,i certainly saw him and the mother of the puppies come together4 ,and is he not yours8 ,to be sure he is4 ,then he is a father1 and he is yours2 ergo1 he is your father1 and the puppies are your brothers4 ,let me ask you one little question more1 said ,dionysodorus1 quickly interposing1 in order that ,ctesippus might not get in his word3 ,you beat this dog8 ,ctesippus said1 laughing1 ,indeed ,i do2 and ,i only wish that ,i could beat you instead of him4 ,then you beat your father1 he said4 ,i should have far more reason to beat yours1 said ,ctesippus2 what could he have been thinking of when he begat such wise sons8 much good has this father of you and your brethren the puppies got out of this wisdom of yours4 ,but neither he nor you1 ,ctesippus1 have any need of much good4 ,and have you no need1 ,euthydemus8 he said4 ,neither ,i nor any other man2 for tell me now1 ,ctesippus1 if you think it good or evil for a man who is sick to drink medicine when he wants it2 or to go to war armed rather than unarmed4 ,good1 ,i say4 ,and yet ,i know that ,i am going to be caught in one of your charming puzzles4 ,that1 he replied1 you will discover1 if you answer2 since you admit medicine to be good for a man to drink1 when wanted1 must it not be good for him to drink as much as possible2 when he takes his medicine1 a cartload of hellebore will not be too much for him8 ,ctesippus said3 ,quite so1 ,euthydemus1 that is to say1 if he who drinks is as big as the statue of ,delphi4 ,and seeing that in war to have arms is a good thing1 he ought to have as many spears and shields as possible8 ,very true1 said ,ctesippus2 and do you think1 ,euthydemus1 that he ought to have one shield only1 and one spear8 ,i do4 ,and would you arm ,geryon and ,briareus in that way8 ,considering that you and your companion fight in armour1 ,i thought that you would have known better444,here ,euthydemus held his peace1 but ,dionysodorus returned to the previous answer of ,ctesippus and said3-- ,do you not think that the possession of gold is a good thing8 ,yes1 said ,ctesippus1 and the more the better4 ,and to have money everywhere and always is a good8 ,certainly1 a great good1 he said4 ,and you admit gold to be a good8 ,certainly1 he replied4 ,and ought not a man then to have gold everywhere and always1 and as much as possible in himself1 and may he not be deemed the happiest of men who has three talents of gold in his belly1 and a talent in his pate1 and a stater of gold in either eye8 ,yes1 ,euthydemus1 said ,ctesippus2 and the ,scythians reckon those who have gold in their own skulls to be the happiest and bravest of men 7that is only another instance of your manner of speaking about the dog and father71 and what is still more extraordinary1 they drink out of their own skulls gilt1 and see the inside of them1 and hold their own head in their hands4 ,and do the ,scythians and others see that which has the quality of vision1 or that which has not8 said ,euthydemus4 ,that which has the quality of vision clearly4 ,and you also see that which has the quality of vision8 he said4 ,note3 the ambiguity of 7,greek71 'things visible and able to see1' 7,greek71 'the speaking of the silent1' the silent denoting either the speaker or the subject of the speech1 cannot be perfectly rendered in ,english4 ,compare ,aristot4 ,soph4 ,elenchi 7,poste's translation73-- ',of ambiguous propositions the following are instances3-- ',i hope that you the enemy may slay4 ',whom one knows1 he knows4 ,either the person knowing or the person known is here affirmed to know4 ',what one sees1 that one sees3 one sees a pillar3 ergo1 that one pillar sees4 ',what you ,,are holding1 that you are3 you are holding a stone3 ergo1 a stone you are4 ',is a speaking of the silent possible8 ,the silent denotes either the speaker are the subject of speech4 ',there are three kinds of ambiguity of term or proposition4 ,the first is when there is an equal linguistic propriety in several interpretations2 the second when one is improper but customary2 the third when the ambiguity arises in the combination of elements that are in themselves unambiguous1 as in knowing letters4 ,knowing and letters are perhaps separately unambiguous1 but in combination may imply either that the letters are known1 or that they themselves have knowledge4 ,such are the modes in which propositions and terms may be ambiguous4' ,yes1 ,i do4 ,then do you see our garments8 ,yes4 ,then our garments have the quality of vision4 ,they can see to any extent1 said ,ctesippus4 ,what can they see8 ,nothing2 but you1 my sweet man1 may perhaps imagine that they do not see2 and certainly1 ,euthydemus1 you do seem to me to have been caught napping when you were not asleep1 and that if it be possible to speak and say nothing--you are doing so4 ,and may there not be a silence of the speaker8 said ,dionysodorus4 ,impossible1 said ,ctesippus4 ,or a speaking of the silent8 ,that is still more impossible1 he said4 ,but when you speak of stones1 wood1 iron bars1 do you not speak of the silent8 ,not when ,i pass a smithy2 for then the iron bars make a tremendous noise and outcry if they are touched3 so that here your wisdom is strangely mistaken2 please1 however1 to tell me how you can be silent when speaking 7,i thought that ,ctesippus was put upon his mettle because ,cleinias was present74 ,when you are silent1 said ,euthydemus1 is there not a silence of all things8 ,yes1 he said4 ,but if speaking things are included in all things1 then the speaking are silent4 ,what1 said ,ctesippus2 then all things are not silent8 ,certainly not1 said ,euthydemus4 ,then1 my good friend1 do they all speak8 ,yes2 those which speak4 ,nay1 said ,ctesippus1 but the question which ,i ask is whether all things are silent or speak8 ,neither and both1 said ,dionysodorus1 quickly interposing2 ,i am sure that you will be 'non-plussed' at that answer4 ,here ,ctesippus1 as his manner was1 burst into a roar of laughter2 he said1 ,that brother of yours1 ,euthydemus1 has got into a dilemma2 all is over with him4 ,this delighted ,cleinias1 whose laughter made ,ctesippus ten times as uproarious2 but ,i cannot help thinking that the rogue must have picked up this answer from them2 for there has been no wisdom like theirs in our time4 ,why do you laugh1 ,cleinias1 ,i said1 at such solemn and beautiful things8 ,why1 ,socrates1 said ,dionysodorus1 did you ever see a beautiful thing8 ,yes1 ,dionysodorus1 ,i replied1 ,i have seen many4 ,were they other than the beautiful1 or the same as the beautiful8 ,now ,i was in a great quandary at having to answer this question1 and ,i thought that ,i was rightly served for having opened my mouth at all3 ,i said however1 ,they are not the same as absolute beauty1 but they have beauty present with each of them4 ,and are you an ox because an ox is present with you1 or are you ,dionysodorus1 because ,dionysodorus is present with you8 ,god forbid1 ,i replied4 ,but how1 he said1 by reason of one thing being present with another1 will one thing be another8 ,is that your difficulty8 ,i said4 ,for ,i was beginning to imitate their skill1 on which my heart was set4 ,of course1 he replied1 ,i and all the world are in a difficulty about the non-existent4 ,what do you mean1 ,dionysodorus8 ,i said4 ,is not the honourable honourable and the base base8 ,that1 he said1 is as ,i please4 ,and do you please8 ,yes1 he said4 ,and you will admit that the same is the same1 and the other other2 for surely the other is not the same2 ,i should imagine that even a child will hardly deny the other to be other4 ,but ,i think1 ,dionysodorus1 that you must have intentionally missed the last question2 for in general you and your brother seem to me to be good workmen in your own department1 and to do the dialectician's business excellently well4 ,what1 said he1 is the business of a good workman8 tell me1 in the first place1 whose business is hammering8 ,the smith's4 ,and whose the making of pots8 ,the potter's4 ,and who has to kill and skin and mince and boil and roast8 ,the cook1 ,i said4 ,and if a man does his business he does rightly8 ,certainly4 ,and the business of the cook is to cut up and skin2 you have admitted that8 ,yes1 ,i have admitted that1 but you must not be too hard upon me4 ,then if some one were to kill1 mince1 boil1 roast the cook1 he would do his business1 and if he were to hammer the smith1 and make a pot of the potter1 he would do their business4 ,poseidon1 ,i said1 this is the crown of wisdom2 can ,i ever hope to have such wisdom of my own8 ,and would you be able1 ,socrates1 to recognize this wisdom when it has become your own8 ,certainly1 ,i said1 if you will allow me4 ,what1 he said1 do you think that you know what is your own8 ,yes1 ,i do1 subject to your correction2 for you are the bottom1 and ,euthydemus is the top1 of all my wisdom4 ,is not that which you would deem your own1 he said1 that which you have in your own power1 and which you are able to use as you would desire1 for example1 an ox or a sheep--would you not think that which you could sell and give and sacrifice to any god whom you pleased1 to be your own1 and that which you could not give or sell or sacrifice you would think not to be in your own power8 ,yes1 ,i said 7for ,i was certain that something good would come out of the questions1 which ,i was impatient to hear72 yes1 such things1 and such things only are mine4 ,yes1 he said1 and you would mean by animals living beings8 ,yes1 ,i said4 ,you agree then1 that those animals only are yours with which you have the power to do all these things which ,i was just naming8 ,i agree4 ,then1 after a pause1 in which he seemed to be lost in the contemplation of something great1 he said3 ,tell me1 ,socrates1 have you an ancestral ,zeus8 ,here1 anticipating the final move1 like a person caught in a net1 who gives a desperate twist that he may get away1 ,i said3 ,no1 ,dionysodorus1 ,i have not4 ,what a miserable man you must be then1 he said2 you are not an ,athenian at all if you have no ancestral gods or temples1 or any other mark of gentility4 ,nay1 ,dionysodorus1 ,i said1 do not be rough2 good words1 if you please2 in the way of religion ,i have altars and temples1 domestic and ancestral1 and all that other ,athenians have4 ,and have not other ,athenians1 he said1 an ancestral ,zeus8 ,that name1 ,i said1 is not to be found among the ,ionians1 whether colonists or citizens of ,athens2 an ancestral ,apollo there is1 who is the father of ,ion1 and a family ,zeus1 and a ,zeus guardian of the phratry1 and an ,athene guardian of the phratry4 ,but the name of ancestral ,zeus is unknown to us4 ,no matter1 said ,dionysodorus1 for you admit that you have ,apollo1 ,zeus1 and ,athene4 ,certainly1 ,i said4 ,and they are your gods1 he said4 ,yes1 ,i said1 my lords and ancestors4 ,at any rate they are yours1 he said1 did you not admit that8 ,i did1 ,i said2 what is going to happen to me8 ,and are not these gods animals8 for you admit that all things which have life are animals2 and have not these gods life8 ,they have life1 ,i said4 ,then are they not animals8 ,they are animals1 ,i said4 ,and you admitted that of animals those are yours which you could give away or sell or offer in sacrifice1 as you pleased8 ,i did admit that1 ,euthydemus1 and ,i have no way of escape4 ,well then1 said he1 if you admit that ,zeus and the other gods are yours1 can you sell them or give them away or do what you will with them1 as you would with other animals8 ,at this ,i was quite struck dumb1 ,crito1 and lay prostrate4 ,ctesippus came to the rescue4 ,bravo1 ,heracles1 brave words1 said he4 ,bravo ,heracles1 or is ,heracles a ,bravo8 said ,dionysodorus4 ,poseidon1 said ,ctesippus1 what awful distinctions4 ,i will have no more of them2 the pair are invincible4 ,then1 my dear ,crito1 there was universal applause of the speakers and their words1 and what with laughing and clapping of hands and rejoicings the two men were quite overpowered2 for hitherto their partisans only had cheered at each successive hit1 but now the whole company shouted with delight until the columns of the ,lyceum returned the sound1 seeming to sympathize in their joy4 ,to such a pitch was ,i affected myself1 that ,i made a speech1 in which ,i acknowledged that ,i had never seen the like of their wisdom2 ,i was their devoted servant1 and fell to praising and admiring of them4 ,what marvellous dexterity of wit1 ,i said1 enabled you to acquire this great perfection in such a short time8 ,there is much1 indeed1 to admire in your words1 ,euthydemus and ,dionysodorus1 but there is nothing that ,i admire more than your magnanimous disregard of any opinion--whether of the many1 or of the grave and reverend seigniors--you regard only those who are like yourselves4 ,and ,i do verily believe that there are few who are like you1 and who would approve of such arguments2 the majority of mankind are so ignorant of their value1 that they would be more ashamed of employing them in the refutation of others than of being refuted by them4 ,i must further express my approval of your kind and public-spirited denial of all differences1 whether of good and evil1 white or black1 or any other2 the result of which is that1 as you say1 every mouth is sewn up1 not excepting your own1 which graciously follows the example of others2 and thus all ground of offence is taken away4 ,but what appears to me to be more than all is1 that this art and invention of yours has been so admirably contrived by you1 that in a very short time it can be imparted to any one4 ,i observed that ,ctesippus learned to imitate you in no time4 ,now this quickness of attainment is an excellent thing2 but at the same time ,i would advise you not to have any more public entertainments2 there is a danger that men may undervalue an art which they have so easy an opportunity of acquiring2 the exhibition would be best of all1 if the discussion were confined to your two selves2 but if there must be an audience1 let him only be present who is willing to pay a handsome fee2--you should be careful of this2--and if you are wise1 you will also bid your disciples discourse with no man but you and themselves4 ,for only what is rare is valuable2 and 'water1' which1 as ,pindar says1 is the 'best of all things1' is also the cheapest4 ,and now ,i have only to request that you will receive ,cleinias and me among your pupils4 ,such was the discussion1 ,crito2 and after a few more words had passed between us we went away4 ,i hope that you will come to them with me1 since they say that they are able to teach any one who will give them money2 no age or want of capacity is an impediment4 ,and ,i must repeat one thing which they said1 for your especial benefit1--that the learning of their art did not at all interfere with the business of money-making4 ,,crito3 ,truly1 ,socrates1 though ,i am curious and ready to learn1 yet ,i fear that ,i am not like-minded with ,euthydemus1 but one of the other sort1 who1 as you were saying1 would rather be refuted by such arguments than use them in refutation of others4 ,and though ,i may appear ridiculous in venturing to advise you1 ,i think that you may as well hear what was said to me by a man of very considerable pretensions--he was a professor of legal oratory--who came away from you while ,i was walking up and down4 ',crito1' said he to me1 'are you giving no attention to these wise men8' ',no1 indeed1' ,i said to him2 ',i could not get within hearing of them--there was such a crowd4' ',you would have heard something worth hearing if you had4' ',what was that8' ,i said4 ',you would have heard the greatest masters of the art of rhetoric discoursing4' ',and what did you think of them8' ,i said4 ',what did ,i think of them8' he said3--'theirs was the sort of discourse which anybody might hear from men who were playing the fool1 and making much ado about nothing4' ,that was the expression which he used4 ',surely1' ,i said1 'philosophy is a charming thing4' ',charming6' he said2 'what simplicity6 philosophy is nought2 and ,i think that if you had been present you would have been ashamed of your friend--his conduct was so very strange in placing himself at the mercy of men who care not what they say1 and fasten upon every word4 ,and these1 as ,i was telling you1 are supposed to be the most eminent professors of their time4 ,but the truth is1 ,crito1 that the study itself and the men themselves are utterly mean and ridiculous4' ,now censure of the pursuit1 ,socrates1 whether coming from him or from others1 appears to me to be undeserved2 but as to the impropriety of holding a public discussion with such men1 there1 ,i confess that1 in my opinion1 he was in the right4 ,,socrates3 ,o ,crito1 they are marvellous men2 but what was ,i going to say8 ,first of all let me know2--,what manner of man was he who came up to you and censured philosophy2 was he an orator who himself practises in the courts1 or an instructor of orators1 who makes the speeches with which they do battle8 ,,crito3 ,he was certainly not an orator1 and ,i doubt whether he had ever been into court2 but they say that he knows the business1 and is a clever man1 and composes wonderful speeches4 ,,socrates3 ,now ,i understand1 ,crito2 he is one of an amphibious class1 whom ,i was on the point of mentioning--one of those whom ,prodicus describes as on the border-ground between philosophers and statesmen--they think that they are the wisest of all men1 and that they are generally esteemed the wisest2 nothing but the rivalry of the philosophers stands in their way2 and they are of the opinion that if they can prove the philosophers to be good for nothing1 no one will dispute their title to the palm of wisdom1 for that they are themselves really the wisest1 although they are apt to be mauled by ,euthydemus and his friends1 when they get hold of them in conversation4 ,this opinion which they entertain of their own wisdom is very natural2 for they have a certain amount of philosophy1 and a certain amount of political wisdom2 there is reason in what they say1 for they argue that they have just enough of both1 and so they keep out of the way of all risks and conflicts and reap the fruits of their wisdom4 ,,crito3 ,what do you say of them1 ,socrates8 ,there is certainly something specious in that notion of theirs4 ,,socrates3 ,yes1 ,crito1 there is more speciousness than truth2 they cannot be made to understand the nature of intermediates4 ,for all persons or things1 which are intermediate between two other things1 and participate in both of them--if one of these two things is good and the other evil1 are better than the one and worse than the other2 but if they are in a mean between two good things which do not tend to the same end1 they fall short of either of their component elements in the attainment of their ends4 ,only in the case when the two component elements which do not tend to the same end are evil is the participant better than either4 ,now1 if philosophy and political action are both good1 but tend to different ends1 and they participate in both1 and are in a mean between them1 then they are talking nonsense1 for they are worse than either2 or1 if the one be good and the other evil1 they are better than the one and worse than the other2 only on the supposition that they are both evil could there be any truth in what they say4 ,i do not think that they will admit that their two pursuits are either wholly or partly evil2 but the truth is1 that these philosopher-politicians who aim at both fall short of both in the attainment of their respective ends1 and are really third1 although they would like to stand first4 ,there is no need1 however1 to be angry at this ambition of theirs--which may be forgiven2 for every man ought to be loved who says and manfully pursues and works out anything which is at all like wisdom3 at the same time we shall do well to see them as they really are4 ,,crito3 ,i have often told you1 ,socrates1 that ,i am in a constant difficulty about my two sons4 ,what am ,i to do with them8 ,there is no hurry about the younger one1 who is only a child2 but the other1 ,critobulus1 is getting on1 and needs some one who will improve him4 ,i cannot help thinking1 when ,i hear you talk1 that there is a sort of madness in many of our anxieties about our children3--in the first place1 about marrying a wife of good family to be the mother of them1 and then about heaping up money for them--and yet taking no care about their education4 ,but then again1 when ,i contemplate any of those who pretend to educate others1 ,i am amazed4 ,to me1 if ,i am to confess the truth1 they all seem to be such outrageous beings3 so that ,i do not know how ,i can advise the youth to study philosophy4 ,,socrates3 ,dear ,crito1 do you not know that in every profession the inferior sort are numerous and good for nothing1 and the good are few and beyond all price3 for example1 are not gymnastic and rhetoric and money-making and the art of the general1 noble arts8 ,,crito3 ,certainly they are1 in my judgment4 ,,socrates3 ,well1 and do you not see that in each of these arts the many are ridiculous performers8 ,,crito3 ,yes1 indeed1 that is very true4 ,,socrates3 ,and will you on this account shun all these pursuits yourself and refuse to allow them to your son8 ,,crito3 ,that would not be reasonable1 ,socrates4 ,,socrates3 ,do you then be reasonable1 ,crito1 and do not mind whether the teachers of philosophy are good or bad1 but think only of philosophy herself4 ,try and examine her well and truly1 and if she be evil seek to turn away all men from her1 and not your sons only2 but if she be what ,i believe that she is1 then follow her and serve her1 you and your house1 as the saying is1 and be of good cheer4