,transcrib]'s ,note3 ! ,cont5ts & ,index 7 add$ to ?is e-book by ! transcrib] ,,toa/]',s ,,h&book ,,jokes1 ,,/ories1 ,,& ,,quotations ,compil$ by ,,peggy ,,edmund & ,,h>old ,,workman ,,williams ,introductions by ,,m>y ,,ka?>9e ,,reely #aiaf ,,cont5ts ,,preface ,,on ,,! ,,possession ,,( ,a ,,s5se ,,( ,,humor ,,toa/]s1 ,,toa/ma/]s ,,& ,,toa/s ,,toa/]',s ,,h&book ,,index ,,preface ,no?+ s fright5s a man z ! ann\ncem5t t he is expect$ to respond to a toa/ on "s appall+ly ne>-by occasion4 ,all ideas he may ev] h _h on ! subject melt away & l a dr[n+ man he clut*es furi\sly at ! ne>e/ solid object4 ,?is book is int5d$ = su* rescue purpose1 buoyant & tru/wor?y b1 x is to be hop$1 n heavy4 ,let ! fright5$ toa/] turn fir/ to ! key ^w ( 8 topic 9 ?is diction>y alphabet ( selections & p]*ance he may f9d toa/1 /ory1 def9ition or v]se t may felicit\sly introduce 8 rem>ks4 ,!n z he proce$s to outl9e 8 talk & to put x into s5t5ces1 he may f9d "u "o ( ! _m subject head+s a bit :i* w happily & sc9tillat+ly drive home ! ideas he is unfold+4 ,:ile ! l>g] "p ( ! cont5ts is humor\s1 !re are ins]t$ _m quotations ( a s]i\s nature :i* may s]ve z appropriate lit]>y balla/4 ,! jokes & quotes ga!r$ = ! toa/] h be5 plac$ "u ! subject head+s :]e x seem$ t !y might be mo/ useful1 ev5 at ! risk ( ! joke turn+ on ! compil]s4 ,to ext5d ! usefulness ( su* pseudo-catalog+1 cross ref]5ces1 simil> & dissimil> to ^? ( a libr>y c>d catalog1 h be5 includ$4 ,%\ld a l>ge numb] ( ! inclusions look famili>1 let u rem>k t ! fri5ds "o likes be/ are ^? :o h be5 already tri$ & tru/$ & are ! mo/ welcome 9 times ( ne$4 ,h[ev]1 !re are /ories ( a ris+ g5]ation1 ^: acqua9tance all may enjoy4 ,ne>ly all ^! new & old fri5ds h be=e ?is made _! b[ 9 pr9t & s9ce x r>ely 0 c]ta9 :]e !y fir/ appe>$1 little attempt has be5 made to cr$it any s\rce = !m4 ,! compil]s h]eby make a sweep+ ackn[l$gm5t to ! funny editors ( _m books & p]iodicals4 ,,on ,,! ,,possession ,,( ,a ,,s5se ,,( ,,humor ,man1 says ,hazlitt1 is ! only animal t laughs & weeps1 = he is ! only animal t is /ruck ) ! diff]5ce betwe5 :at ?+s are & :at !y ought to be4 ,! s\rces1 !n1 ( laught] & te>s come v close toge!r4 ,at ! diff]5ce betwe5 ?+s z !y are & z !y ought to be we laugh1 or we weep2 x w\ld dep5d1 x seems1 on ! po9t ( view1 or ! temp]am5t4 ,& if1 z ,horace ,walpole once said1 ,life is a com$y to ^? :o ?9k1 a trag$y to ^? :o feel1 x is ! ?9k+ half ( humanity t1 at ! sight ( life's incongruities1 is mov$ to laught]1 ! feel+ half to te>s4 ,a s5se ( humor1 !n1 is ! possession ( ! ?9k+ half1 & ! humori/s mu/ be classifi$ at once ) ! ?9k]s4 ,if "o 7 ask$ to g fur!r ?an ?is & to give (fh& a def9ition ( humor1 or ( t elusive quality1 a s5se ( humor1 he might f9d himself confront$ ) a difficulty4 ,yet c]ta9 ?+s ab\t x w\ld be pat5t at ! outset3 ,wom5 hav5't x2 ,engli%m5 hav5't x2 x is ! *iefe/ ( ! virtues1 = ?o a man speak ) ! tongues ( m5 & ( angels1 if he h n humor we w h none ( him4 ,wom5 may cont9ue to laugh ov] ^? innoc5t & innocu\s incid5ts :i* !y f9d amus+2 may cont9ue to write ! mo/ delightful ( /ories & essays--consid] ,jane ,au/5 & our own ,miss ,reppli]--ov] :i* appreciative read]s may cont9ue to *uckle2 ,engli%m5 may cont9ue1 z 9 ! pa/ to produce ! mo/ exquisite ( ! _w's humor\s lit]ature--?9k ( ,*>les ,lamb--yet ! fundam5tal fai? ( mank9d w rema9 un%ak53 wom5 h no s5se ( humor1 & an ,engli%man _c see a joke6 ,& ! ability to see a joke is ! infallible ,am]ican te/ ( ! s5se ( humor4 ,b tak+ ! matt] s]i\sly1 h[ w\ld "o def9e humor8 ,:5 9 d\bt1 consult ! diction>y1 is1 z always1 an excell5t motto1 &1 foll[+ x1 we f9d t our tru/wor?y fri5d1 ,noah ,web/]1 does n fail u4 ,"h is 8 def9ition ( humor1 ready to h&3 humor is ! m5tal faculty ( discov]+1 express+1 or appreciat+ ludicr\s or absurdly incongru\s elem5ts 9 ideas1 situations1 happ5+s1 or acts1 ) ! add$ in=mation t x is di/+ui%$ f wit z less purely intellectual & hav+ m k9dly sympa?y ) human nature1 & z (t5 bl5d$ ) pa?os4 ,a fri5dly rival 9 lexicography def9es ! same priz$ human attribute m lightly z a faceti\s turn ( ?\ght1 or m specifically 9 lit]ature1 z a sportive ex]cise ( ! imag9ation t is app>5t 9 ! *oice & treatm5t ( an idea or !me4 ,isn't !re some?+ ab\t t ^w sportive1 on ! lips ( s le>n$ an au?ority1 t tickles ! fancy--appeals to ! s5se ( humor8 ,yet if we p]use ! diction>y fur!r1 especially if we approa* t monum5t to ,engli% s*ol>%ip1 ! great ,murray1 we %all f9d t ! problem ( def9+ humor is n s simple z x might seem2 = ! ^w t we use s glibly1 ) s sure a confid5ce 9 its /ability1 has _h a long & v>i$ hi/ory & has answ]$ to _m aliases4 ,:5 ,%akespe>e call$ a man humor\s he meant t he 0 *angeable & caprici\s1 n t he 0 giv5 to a faceti\s turn ( ?\ght or to a sportive ex]cise ( ! imag9ation4 ,:5 he talks 9 ,! ,tam+ ( ! ,%rew ( h] mad & head-/rong humor he doesn't mean to imply t ,kate is a practical jok]4 ,x is int]e/+ to note 9 pass+ t ! old mean+ ( ! ^w /ill l+]s 9 ! v]b to humor4 ,a woman /ill humors h] spoil$ *ild & h] cantank]\s husb& :5 %e yields to _! caprici\sness4 ,by go+ hack a /ep fur!r 9 hi/ory1 to ! late f\rte5? c5tury1 we met ,*auc]'s physician :o knew ! cause ( ev]ye maladye1 & :]e eng5d]$ & ( :at hum\r & f9d t ,*auc] is n speak+ ( a m5tal /ate at all1 b is ref]r+ to ^? physiological hum\rs ( :i*1 accord+ to ,hippocrates1 ! human body conta9$ f\r3 blood1 phlegm1 bile1 & black bile1 & by :i* ! disposition 0 det]m9$4 ,we f9d1 too1 t at "o "t a hum\r meant any animal or plant fluid1 & aga9 any k9d ( moi/ure4 ,! skie hangs full ( hum\r1 & ,i ?9k we %all haue ra9e1 ran an anci5t wea!r prophet's pr$iction4 ,:i* might give rise to "s ?\ghts on ! p>adoxical subject ( dry humor4 ,n[ 9 "p ?is developm5t is easily trac$4 ,humor1 mean+ moi/ure ( any k9d1 came to h a biological significance & 0 appli$ only to plant & animal life4 ,x 0 re/rict$ lat] )9 purely physiological b\nd>ies & 0 appli$ only to ^? hum\rs ( ! human body t controll$ temp]am5t4 ,f ^! fluids1 det]m9+ m5tal /ates1 ! ^w took on a psy*ological color+1 b--by :at process ( evolution did humor rea* its pres5t /atus6 ,aft] all1 ! sci5tific me?od has its weaknesses6 ,we c1 if we wi%1 def9e humor 9 t]ms ( :at x is n4 ,we c draw l9es ar\nd x & di/+ui% x f its next ( k91 wit4 ,?is inde$ has be5 a favorite pa/ime ) ! juggl]s ( words 9 all ages4 ,& _m h be5 ! attempts to def9e humor1 to def9e wit1 to describe & diff]5tiate !m1 to build high f5ces to keep !m ap>t4 ,wit is abrupt1 d>t+1 scornful2 x tosses its analogies 9 y\r face2 humor is sl[ & %y1 ins9uat+ its fun into y\r he>t1 says ,e4 ,p4 ,:ipple4 ,wit is intellectual1 humor is emotional2 wit is p]ception ( resemblance1 humor ( contra/--( contra/ betwe5 ideal & fact1 !ory & practice1 promise & p]=mance1 writes ano!r au?ority4 ,:ile yet ano!r po9ts out t ,humor is feel+--feel+s c always be> repetition1 :ile wit1 be+ intellectual1 suff]s by repetition4 ,! tru? ( ?is is evid5t :5 we rememb] t we repeat a witty say+ t we may enjoy ! effect on o!rs1 :ile we retell a humor\s /ory l>gely = our own enjoym5t ( x4 ,yet x is q possible t humor ought n to be def9$4 ,x may be "o ( ^? intangible sub/ances1 l love & beauty1 t are indef9able4 ,x is q probable t humor %\ld n be expla9$4 ,x w\ld be di/ress+1 z "s "o po9t$ out1 to discov] t ,am]ican humor is bas$ on ,am]ican dyspepsia4 ,yet ! philosoph]s !mselves h endeavor$ to expla9 x4 ,hazlitt held t to und]/& ! ludicr\s1 we mu/ fir/ "k :at ! s]i\s is4 ,& to appreh5d ! s]i\s1 :at bett] c\rse c\ld be foll[$ ?an to contemplate ! s]i\s--yes & ludicr\s--f9d+s ( ! philosoph]s 9 _! attempts to def9e humor & to expla9 laught]4 ,consid] ,hobbes3 ,! passion ( laught] is no?+ else b sudd5 glory aris+ f ! sudd5 conception ( em95cy 9 ourselves by comp>ison ) ! inf]iority ( o!rs1 or ) our own =m]ly4 ,accord+ to ,pr(essor ,ba91 ,laught] results f ! degradation ( "s p]son or int]e/ possess+ dignity 9 circum/ances t excite no o!r /rong emotion4 ,ev5 ,kant1 desi/+ = a "t f 8 contemplation ( ,pure ,reason1 gave 8 att5tion to ! human ph5om5on ( laught] & expla9$ x away z ! result ( an expectation :i* ( a sudd5 ends 9 no?+4 ,"s mod]n cynic has compil$ a li/ ( ! situations on ! /age :i* are always humor\s4 ,"o ( !m1 ,i recall1 is ! situation 9 :i* ! cl[n-acrobat1 hav+ made mighty prep>ations = jump+ ov] a pile ( *airs1 sudd5ly *anges 8 m9d & walks (f )\t attempt+ x4 ,! laught] t inv>iably greets ?is funny maneuv] w\ld seem to h philosophical sanction4 ,b]gson1 too1 ! philosoph] ( creative evolution1 has consid]$ laught] to ! ext5t ( an entire volume4 ,a read+ ( x leaves "o a little di/urb$4 ,laught]1 s we le>n1 is n ! m]ry-he>t$1 jovial companion we _h ?\ght him4 ,laught] is a /]n m5tor1 *>act]iz$ by an abs5ce ( feel+4 ,laught]1 says ,m4 ,b]gson1 is above all a corrective1 x mu/ make a pa9ful impression on ! p]son aga9/ :om x is direct$4 ,by laught] society av5ges itself = ! lib]ties tak5 ) x4 ,x w\ld fail 9 its object if x bore ! /amp ( sympa?y or k9dness4 ,if ?is be laught]1 grant u occasionally ! sav+ grace ( te>s1 :i* may be te>s ( sympa?y1 &1 !re=e1 k9d6 ,b1 aft] all1 s9ce x is true t "o t\* ( humor makes ! :ole _w gr91 :at diff]5ce does x make :at t humor is2 :at diff]5ce :y or :]e=e we laugh1 s9ce someh[ or o!r1 9 a sorry _w1 we d laugh8 ,( ! te/ = a s5se ( humor1 x has already be5 said t x is ! ability to see a joke4 ,&1 z = a joke1 ! diction>y1 aga9 a pres5t help 9 "t ( tr\ble1 tells u at once t x is1 some?+ said or done = ! purpose ( excit+ a laugh4 ,b /ay6 ,suppose x does n excite ! laugh expect$8 ,:at ( ! joke t misses fire8 ,%all a joke be judg$ by its int5t or by its consequ5ces8 ,is a joke t does n produce a laugh a joke at all8 ,pragmatically consid]$ x is n4 ,agnes ,reppli]1 writ+ on ,humor1 speaks ( ^? belov$ writ]s :om we hold to be humori/s because !y h made u laugh4 ,we hold !m to be s--b !re seems to be a sugge/ion t we may be wrong4 ,is x possible t ! laugh is n ! te/ ( ! joke8 ,"h is a "q ov] :i* ! philosoph]s may wrangle4 ,is !re an ,absolute 9 ! realm ( humor1 or mu/ our jokes be judg$ solely by ! pragmatic te/8 ,congreve once told ,colly ,gibb] t !re 7 _m witty spee*es 9 "o ( ,colly's plays1 & _m t look$ witty1 yet 7 n really :at !y seem$ at fir/ sight6 ,s a joke is n to be recogniz$ ev5 by its appe>ance or by ! company x keeps4 ,p]haps !re might be e/abli%$ a te/ ( good usage4 ,a joke w\ld be t at :i* ! be/ p laugh4 ,somebody--0 x ,m>k ,twa98--once said t !re are elev5 orig9al jokes 9 ! _w--t ^! 7 kn[n 9 prehi/oric times1 & t all jokes s9ce h be5 b modifications & adaptations f ! orig9als4 ,miss ,reppli]1 h[ev]1 gives to mod]n times ! cr$it = "s inv5tiv5ess4 ,*ri/ianity1 %e says1 mu/ be ?ank$ = su* contributions z ! mission>y & cannibal joke1 & = ! int]m9able v>iations ( ,/4 ,pet] at ! gate4 ,max ,be]bohm once codifi$ all ! ,engli% comic pap]s & f\nd t ! foll[+ li/ compris$ all ! subjects discuss$3 ,mo!rs-9-law2 ,h5-peck$ husb&s2 ,tw9s2 ,old maids2 ,jews2 ,fr5*m5 & ,g]mans2 ,italians & ,nigg]s2 ,fatness2 ,?9ness2 ,long hair 79 m572 ,baldness2 ,sea sickness2 ,/utt]+2 ,bloom]s2 ,bad *eese2 ,r$ noses4 ,a l exam9ation ( ,am]ican newspap]s w\ld p]haps result 9 a slightly diff]5t li/4 ,we h1 ( c\rse1 our purely local jokes4 ,bo/on w always be a joke to ,*icago1 ! ea/ to ! we/4 ,! city girl 9 ! c\ntry (f]s a p]5nial s\rce ( amusem5t1 z does ! c\ntry man 9 ! city4 ,& ! =eign] we h always ) u1 to mix 8 ,y's & ,j's1 di/ort 8 ,h's1 & play havoc ) ! ,anglo-,saxon ,?4 ,inde$ our great ,am]ican s5se ( humor has be5 expla9$ z an outgr[? f ! va/ field ( incongruities (f]$ by a develop+ civilization4 ,x may be t ?is vaunt$ national s5se has be5 ov]-e/imat$--exagg]ation is a *>act]i/ic ( t humor1 anyway--b at lea/ x has "o ( ! ,*ri/ian virtues--x suff]e? long & is k9d4 ,miss ,reppli] says t x is because we are a humor\s r ?an a witty p t we laugh = ! mo/ "p )1 & n at our fell[ creatures4 ,?is1 ,i ?9k1 is some?+ t our fell[ creatures f o!r l&s d n always compreh5d4 ,i li/5$ once to a di/+ui%$ ,fr5*man z he address$ ! /ud5ts 9 a we/]n univ]sity *apel4 ,he 0 evid5tly a/\nd$ & emb>rass$ by ! outbur/s ( laught] t greet$ 8 mildly humor\s rem>ks4 ,he ev5 /opp$ to apologize = ! defici5cies ( 8 ,engli%1 deem+ !m ! cause1 & 0 fur!r my/ifi$ by ! little ripple ( laught] t met 8 explanation--a ripple t came f ! he>ts ( ! good-natur$ /ud5ts1 :o meant only to be appreciative & k9d4 ,=eign]s1 too1 unacqua9t$ ) ,am]ican slang (t5 f9d !mselves precipitat+ a laugh = :i* !y are unprep>$4 ,= a bit ( curr5t slang1 h[ev] & :5ev] us$1 is always humor\s4 ,! ,am]ican is n only a humor\s p]son1 he is a practical p]son4 ,s x is only natural t ! ,am]ican humor %\ld be put to practical uses4 ,x 0 once said t ! diff]5ce betwe5 a man ) tact & a man )\t 0 t ! man ) tact1 9 try+ to put a bit 9 a horse's m\?1 w\ld fir/ tell him a funny /ory1 :ile ! man )\t tact w\ld get an axe4 ,?is use ( ! funny /ory is ! ,am]ican way ( adapt+ x to practical ends4 ,a collection ( funny /ories us$ to be an important "p ( a drumm]'s /ock 9 trade4 ,x is by means ( ! good /ory t ! politician makes 8 way into (fice2 ! bus9ess man paves ! way = a big deal2 ! aft]-d9n] speak] gets a he>+2 ! ho/ess saves h] gue/s f bor$om4 ,su* a l>ge place does ! /ory hold 9 our national life t we h inv5t$ a social pa/ime t might be t]m$ a joke mat*4 ,don't tell a funny /ory1 ev5 if y "k "o1 0 ! advice ( ! ,at*ison ,globe man1 its n>ration w only rem9d y\r he>]s ( a bad "o4 ,true z ?is may be1 we /ill p]si/ 9 tell+ our funny /ory4 ,our he>]s are rem9d$ ( ano!r1 good or bad1 :i* aga9 rem9ds u--& s on4 ,a s5se ( humor1 z 0 intimat$ be=e1 is ! *iefe/ ( ! virtues4 ,x is m ?an ?is--x is "o ( ! ess5tials to success4 ,=1 z has also be5 po9t$ out1 we1 be+ a practical p1 put our humor to practical uses4 ,x is held up z "o ( ! pr]equisites = entrance to any pr(ession4 ,a lawy]1 says a memb] ( t ord]1 mu/ h su* & su* m5tal & moral qualities2 b be=e all else--& ?is impressively--he mu/ possess a s5se ( humor4 ,samuel ,mc,chord ,cro!rs says t 7 he on ! exam9+ bo>d = ! grant+ ( c]tificates to prospective tea*]s1 he w\ld place a copy ( ,lamb's essay on ,s*oolma/]s 9 ! h&s ( ea*1 & if ! light ( humor\s appreciation fail$ to dawn z ! read+ progress$1 ! c]tificate w\ld be )held4 ,=1 be=e all else1 a tea*] mu/ possess a s5se ( humor6 ,if x be true1 !n1 t ! s5se ( humor is s important 9 det]m9+ ! *oice ( a pr(ession1 h[ wise are ^? writ]s :o hold x an ess5tial = entrance into t mo/ exact+ ( pr(essions--matrimony6 ,incompatibility 9 humor1 ,george ,eliot held to be ! mo/ s]i\s cause ( div]sion4 ,& ,/ev5son1 always wise1 insi/s t husb& & wife mu/ he able to laugh ov] ! same jokes--h betwe5 !m _m a gr\se 9 ! gun-room /ory4 ,b !re mu/ always be exceptions if ! spice ( life is to be pres]v$1 & ,i recall "o c\ple ( my acqua9tance1 devot$ & loyal 9 spite ( ?is v incompatibility4 ,a man ) a highly :imsical s5se ( humor _h m>ri$ a woman ) none4 ,yet he told 8 be/ /ories ) an eye to _! effect on h]1 & :5 h] response came1 peaceful & placid & non-compreh5d+1 he w\ld look ab\t ! table ) delight1 z mu* z to say1 ,isn't %e a wond]8 ,d y "k h] equal8 ,humor may be ! greate/ ( ! virtues1 yet x is ! "o ( ^: possession we may boa/ ) impunity4 ,well1 t 0 too mu* = my s5se ( humor1 we say4 ,or1 ,y "k my s5se ( humor 0 always my /rong po9t4 ,imag9e ?us boa/+ ( "o's integrity1 or s5se ( honor6 ,& s is its lack ! "o vice ( :i* "o may n p]mit himself to be a trifle pr\d4 ,i admit t ,i h a hot temp]1 & ,i "k ,i'm extravagant1 are simple en\gh admissions4 ,b did any "o ev] op5ly make ! confession1 ,i "k ,i am lack+ 9 a s5se ( humor6 ,h[ev]1 to recognize ! lack "o w\ld fir/ h to possess ! s5se--:i* is manife/ly impossible4 ,to expla9 ! nature ( laught] & te>s is to acc\nt = ! condition ( human life1 says ,hazlitt1 & no philosophy has z yet succe$$ 9 acc\nt+ = ! condition ( human life4 ,man is a laugh+ animal1 wrote ,m]$i?1 & at ! end ( inf9ite se>* ! philosoph] f9ds himself cl++ to laught] z ! be/ ( human fruit1 purely human1 & sane1 & com=t+4 ,s :e!r x be ! corrective laught] ( ,b]gson1 ,jove laugh+ at lov]s' v[s1 ,love laugh+ at locksmi?s1 or ! *e]ful laught] ( ! fool t 0 l ! crackl+ ( ?orns to ,kohele?1 ! prea*]1 we recognize t x is good2 t )\t ?is sav+ grace ( humor life w\ld be an empty vaunt4 ,i l to recall t anci5t usage3 ,! skie hangs full ( hum\r1 & ,i ?9k we %all haue ra9e4 ,bless$ humor1 no less refre%+ today ?an 0 ! hum\r ( old to a p>*$ & ?ir/y e>?4 ,,toa/]s1 ,,toa/ma/]s ,,& ,,toa/s ,be=e mak+ any specific sugge/ions to ! prospective toa/] or toa/ma/]1 let u advise t he consid] well ! nature & _s ( ! occasion :i* calls = spee*es4 ,! toa/1 aft]-d9n] talk1 or address is always giv5 "u conditions t require ab\nd+ good humor1 & ! desire to make ev]ybody pleas$ & com=table z well z to furni% ent]ta9m5t %\ld be upp]mo/4 ,p]haps a consid]ation ( ! anci5t cu/om t gave rise to ! mod]n toa/ w help u to und]/& ! _s 9 :i* a toa/ %\ld be giv54 ,x orig9at$ ) ! pagan cu/om ( dr9k+ to gods & ! dead1 :i* 9 ,*ri/ian nations 0 modifi$1 ) ! accompany+ idea ( a wi% = heal? & happ9ess add$4 ,9 ,engl& dur+ ! sixte5? c5tury x 0 cu/om>y to put a toa/ 9 ! dr9k1 :i* 0 usually s]v$ hot4 ,?is toa/ 0 ! ord9>y piece ( bread scor*$ on bo? sides4 ,%akespe>e 9 ,! ,m]ry ,wives ( ,w9dsor has ,fal/aff say1 ,fet* me a qu>t ( sack & put a toa/ 9't4 ,lat] ! t]m came to be appli$ to ! lady 9 ^: honor ! company drank1 h] "n s]v+ to flavor ! bump] z ! toa/ flavor$ ! dr9k4 ,x 0 9 ?is way t ! act ( dr9k+ or ( propos+ a heal?1 or ! m]e act ( express+ good wi%es or fell[%ip at table came to be kn[n z toa/+4 ,s9ce an occasion1 !n1 at :i* toa/s are 9 ord] is "o int5d$ to promote good feel+1 x %\ld af=d no opportunity = ! exploitation ( any p]sonal or selfi% int]e/ or = any?+ controv]sial1 or antagoni/ic to any ( ! company pres5t4 ,! ef=t ( ! toa/ma/] %\ld be to promote ! be/ ( feel+ among all & especially betwe5 speak]s4 ,& speak]s %\ld coop]ate ) ! toa/ma/] & ) ea* o!r to t end4 ,! introductions ( ! toa/ma/] may1 ( c\rse1 conta9 "s good-natur$ bant]+1 toge!r ) complim5t1 b always )\t /+4 ,^? tak+ "p may get back at ! toa/ma/]1 b always 9 a mann] to leave no h>d feel+ any:]e4 ,! toa/ma/] %\ld /rive to make 8 speak]s feel at ease1 to give !m good /&+ ) _! he>]s )\t ov]prais+ !m & mak+ x h>d to live up to :at is expect$ ( !m4 ,9 %ort1 let ev]ybody boo/ good natur$ly = ev]ybody else4 ,! toa/ma/]1 & = t matt] ev]yone tak+ "p1 %\ld be c>efully prep>$4 ,x may be safely said t ^? :o are successful aft]-d9n] speak]s h le>n$ ! ne$ ( c>eful =e?\ght4 ,a practis$ speak] may appe> to speak extemporane\sly by putt+ toge!r on "o occasion ?\ghts & expressions previ\sly prep>$ = o!r occasions1 b ! neophyte may well consid] x necess>y to ?9k out c>efully ! matt] ( :at to say & h[ to say x4 ,cic]o said ( ,antonius1 ,all 8 spee*es 71 9 appe>ance1 ! unprem$itat$ effusion ( an hone/ he>t2 & yet1 9 reality1 !y 7 preconceiv$ ) s mu* skill t ! judges 7 n s well prep>$ z !y %\ld h be5 to )/& ! =ce ( !m6 ,aft] consid]+ ! nature ( ! occasion & gett+ himself 9 h>mony ) x1 ! speak] %\ld next consid] ! relation ( 8 p>ticul> subject to ! occasion & to ! subjects ( ! o!r speak]s4 ,he %\ld be c>eful to hold closely to ! subject allott$ to him s t he w n encroa* ^u ! gr\nd ( o!r speak]s4 ,he %\ld be c>eful1 too1 n to appropriate to himself any ( _! "t4 ,& he %\ld consid]1 )\t vanity & )\t humility1 8 own relative importance & gov]n himself accord+ly4 ,we h all _h ! pa9ful exp]i5ce ( wait+ 9 impati5ce = ! spee* ( ! ev5+ to beg9 :ile "s humble citiz5 made a few introductory rem>ks4 ,9 plann+ 8 spee* & 9 gett+ x into f9i%$ =m1 ! toa/] w d well to rememb] ^? ?ree ess5tials to all good composition ) :i* he /ruggl$ 9 s*ool & college days1 ,unity1 ,mass & ,coh]5ce4 ,! fir/ means t 8 talk mu/ h a c5tral ?\ght1 on :i* all 8 /ories1 anecdotes & jokes w h a be>+2 ! second t !re w be a prop] balance betwe5 ! p>ts1 t x w n be all introduction & conclusion2 ! ?ird1 t x w hang toge!r1 )\t awkw>d transitions4 ,a toa/ may consi/1 z ,l[ell said1 ( a platitude1 a quotation & an anecdote1 b ! toa/] mu/ ex]cise 8 +5uity 9 putt+ ^! toge!r4 ,9 deliv]+ ! toa/1 ! speak] mu/ ( c\rse be natural4 ,! aft]-d9n] spee* calls = a conv]sational tone1 n = oratory ( voice or mann]4 ,some?+ ( an air ( deta*m5t on ! "p ( ! speak] is advisable4 ,! humori/ :o c tell a /ory ) a /raight face adds to ! humor\s effect4 ,a ^w might be said to ^? :o plan ! program4 ,9 ! numb] ( speak]s x is bett] to err 9 hav+ too few ?an too _m4 ,especially is ?is true if !re is "o di/+ui%$ p]son :o is ! speak] ( ! occasion4 ,9 su* a case ! numb] ( less] lights may well be limit$ to two or ?ree4 ,! plac+ ( ! gue/ ( honor on ! program is a matt] ( importance4 ,logically he w\ld be expect$ to come la/1 z ! cr[n+ feature4 ,b if ! occasion is a l>ge semi-public affair--a political ga!r+1 = example--:]e /rict etiquet does n require t all rema9 ?ru ! entire program1 !re w always be ^? :o w leave e>ly1 ?us miss+ ! be/ "p ( ! ent]ta9m5t4 ,9 ?is case "s %ift+ ( speak]s1 ev5 at ! risk ( an anti-climax1 w\ld be advisable4 ,on ord9>y occasions1 :]e ! speak]s are ( mu* ! same rank1 ord] w be det]m9$ ma9ly by subject4 ,& if ! topics = discussion are directly relat$1 if !y are all compon5t p>ts ( a g5]al subject1 s mu* ! bett]4 ,n[ we are go+ to add a special p>agraph = ! absolutely inexp]i5c$ p]son--:o has nev] giv51 or he>d anyone else give1 a toa/4 ,x w\ld seem h>dly possible 9 ?is day ( banquets to f9d an individual :o has miss$ ^! occasions entirely--b he is to be f\nd4 ,especially is ?is true 9 a _w :]e toa/+ & aft]-d9n] speak+ are com+ to be m & m 9 dem& at social functions--! college _w4 ,"h ! "y man or woman1 com+ f a c\ntry t[n :]e ! =mal banquet is unkn[n1 :o has nev] he>d an aft]-d9n] spee*1 may be confront$ ) ! necessity ( respond+ to a toa/ on1 say ,ne$les & ,p9s4 ,su* a "o w\ld l to be told fir/ ( all :at an aft]-d9n] spee* is4 ,x is only a %ort1 in=mal talk1 usually witty1 at any rate k9dly1 ) "o c5tral idea & a c]ta9 am\nt ( illu/rative mat]ial 9 ! way ( anecdotes1 quotations & /ories4 ,! be/ advice to su* a speak] is3 ,make y\r fir/ ef=t simple4 ,don't be ov] ambiti\s4 ,if1 z 0 sugge/$ 9 ! example cit$ a mom5t ago1 ! subject is fanciful--z x is v apt to be at a college banquet--any int]pretation y *oose to put ^u x is all[able4 ,if ! int]pretation is +5i\s1 y\r case is already half won4 ,su* a subject is 9 effect a *all5ge4 ,n[1 let's see :at y c make ( ?is1 is :at x implies4 ,fir/ get an idea2 !n f9d some?+ 9 ! way ( illu/rative mat]ial4 ,speak simply & naturally & sit d[n & wat* h[ ! o!rs d x4 ,( c\rse ! subject on su* occasions is (t5 ( a m s]i\s nature--,our ,class2 ,! ,team2 ,our ,presid5t--9 :i* case a m s]i\s treatm5t is call$ =1 ) a t\* ( hone/ pride & s5tim5t4 ,to sum up :at has be5 said1 ) borr[+s f :at o!rs h said on ! subject1 ! foll[+ g5]al rules h be5 =mulat$3 ,prep>e c>efully4 ,self-confid5ce is a valuable possession1 b bew>e ( be+ too sure ( y\rself4 ,pride goes be=e a fall1 & ov]confid5ce 9 8 ability to improvise has be5 ! d[nfall ( _m a w\ld-be speak]4 ,! speak] %\ld /rive to give ! effect ( spontaneity1 b ?is c be done only ) practice4 ,! toa/ calls = ! art t conceals art4 ,let y\r spee* h unity4 ,z "s "o has po9t$ out1 ! aft]-d9n] spee* is a di/9ct =m ( expression1 j z is ! %ort /ory4 ,z su* x %\ld give a unity ( impression4 ,x be>s some?+ ( ! same relation to ! oration t ! %ort /ory does to ! novel4 ,let x h cont9uity4 ,james ,bryce says3 ,!re is a t5d5cy today to make aft]-d9n] speak+ a m]e /r+ ( anecdotes1 mo/ ( :i* may h little to d ) ! subject or ) "o ano!r4 ,ev5 ! be/ /ories lose _! *>m :5 !y are dragg$ 9 by ! head & %\ld]s1 hav+ no connection ) ! allott$ !me4 ,relevance z well z brevity is ! s\l ( wit4 ,d n gr[ emotional or s5tim5tal4 ,am]ican traditions are l>gely borr[$ f ,engl&4 ,we h ! ,anglo-,saxon retic5ce4 ,a p>ade ( emotion 9 public emb>rasses u4 ,a simple & s9c]e expression ( feel+ is (t5 desirable 9 a toa/--b don't ov]do x4 ,avoid trite say+s4 ,don't use quotations t are %opworn1 & avoid ! set =ms = toa/s--,our swee!>ts & wives--may !y nev] meet1 etc4 ,don't apologise4 ,don't say t y are n prep>$2 t y speak on v %ort notice2 t y are no orator z ,brutus is4 ,resolve to d y\r be/ & let y\r ef=t speak = itself4 ,avoid irony & satire4 ,x has already be5 said t occasions on :i* toa/s are giv5 call = fri5dl9ess & good humor4 ,yet ! temptation to use irony & satire may be /rong4 ,especially may ?is be true at political ga!r+s :]e !re is a *ance to gr[ witty at ! exp5se ( rivals4 ,irony & satire are ke5-edg$ tools2 !y h _! uses2 b !y are dang]\s4 ,pope1 :o knew h[ to use !m1 said3 ,satire's my weapon1 b ,i'm too discreet ,to run amuck & tilt at all ,i meet4 ,use p]sonal ref]5ces sp>+ly4 ,a c]ta9 am\nt ( good-natur$ *aff+ may be indulg$ 94 ,yet !re may be dang] 9 ev5 ! mo/ k9dly ( fun4 ,"o nev] kn[s h[ a je/ w be tak54 ,once 9 ! e>ly "p ( 8 c>e]1 ,m>k ,twa91 at a ,new ,engl& banquet1 grew funny at ! exp5se ( ,longfell[ & ,em]son1 !n 9 _! old age & look$ ^u almo/ z div9ities4 ,8 joke fell dead1 & to ! end ( 8 life he suff]$ humiliation at ! recollection4 ,be cle>4 ,:ile y mu/ n draw an obvi\s moral or expla9 ! po9t to y\r jokes1 be sure t ! po9t is !re & t x is put 9 su* a way t y\r he>]s _c miss x4 ,avoid flights ( rhetoric & d n lose y\r anecdotes 9 a sea ( words4 ,avoid didacticism4 ,d n try to in/ruct4 ,d n give /ati/ics & figures4 ,!y w n be rememb]$4 ,a hi/orical resume ( y\r subject f ! beg9n+ ( "t is n call$ =2 nei!r are well-kn[n facts ab\t ! greatness ( y\r city or /ate or ! prom95t p]son 9 ^: honor y may be speak+4 ,d n tell y\r he>]s ?+s !y already "k4 ,be brief4 ,an aft]-d9n] audi5ce is 9 a p>ticul>ly def5celess position4 ,x is s out 9 ! op54 ,!re is no opportunity = a quiet nod or two beh9d a newspap] or ! hat ( ! lady 9 front4 ,if y bore y\r he>]s by ov]/epp+ y\r "t polit5ess requires t !y sit /ill & look pleas$4 ,sp>e !m4 ,rememb] ,bacon's advice to ! speak]3 ,let him be sure to leave o!r m5 _! turns to speak4 ,b suppose y come late on ! program6 ,suppose ! o!r speak]s h n he$$ ,bacon8 ,:at are y go+ to d ab\t x8 ,"h is a /ory t ,james ,bryce tells ( ! mo/ successful aft]-d9n] spee* he rememb]s to h he>d4 ,! speak] 0 a fam\s eng9e]1 ! occasion a d9n] ( ! ,briti% ,association = ! ,advancem5t ( ,sci5ce4 ,he came la/2 & midnight _h arriv$4 ,8 toa/ 0 ,appli$ ,sci5ce1 & 8 spee* 0 z foll[s3 ',ladies & g5tlem51 at ?is late h\r ,i advise y to illu/rate ! ,applications ( ,sci5ce by apply+ a lucif] mat* to ! wick ( y\r b$room c&le4 ,let u all g to b$'4 ,if y are capable ( mak+ a simil> sacrifice by cutt+ %ort y\r own c>efully-prep>$1 wise1 witty & sp>kl+ rem>ks1 y\r audi5ce w ?ank y--& !y may ask y to speak aga94 ,,toa/]',s ,,h&book ,,ability ,pa1 said little ,joe1 ,i bet ,i c d some?+ y c't4 ,well1 :at is x8 dem&$ 8 pa4 ,gr[1 repli$ ! y\ng/] triumphantly4--,h4,e4 ,zimm]man4 ,,abolition ,he 0 a ,new ,york] visit+ 9 a ,s\? ,c>ol9a village & he saunt]$ up to a native sitt+ 9 front ( ! g5]al /ore1 & began a conv]sation4 ,h y he>d ab\t ! new mann] 9 :i* ! plant]s are go+ to pick _! cotton ?is season8 he inquir$4 ,don't believe ,i h1 answ]$ ! o!r4 ,well1 !y h decid$ to import a lot ( monkeys to d ! pick+1 rejo9$ ! ,new ,york]4 ,monkeys le>n readily4 ,!y are ?or\gh work]s1 & obvi\sly !y w save _! employ]s a small =tune o!rwise exp5d$ 9 wages4 ,yes1 ejaculat$ ! native1 & ab\t ! "t ?is monkey brigade is beg9n+ to "w smoo?ly1 a lot ( y fool nor!rn]s w come te>+ d[n "h & set 'em free4 ,,abs5t-,,m9d$ness ,,%e--,i consid]1 ,john1 t %eep are ! /upide/ creatures liv+4 ,,he--7abs5t-m9d$ly7--,yes1 my lamb4 ,,accid5ts ,! late ,dr4 ,h5ry ,?ay]1 f\nd] ( ,?ay]'s ,laboratory 9 ,cambridge1 0 walk+ along a /reet "o w9t] morn+4 ,! sidewalk 0 %eet$ ) ice & ! doctor 0 mak+ 8 way c>efully1 z 0 also a woman go+ 9 ! opposite direction4 ,9 seek+ to avoid ea* o!r1 bo? slipp$ & !y came d[n 9 a heap4 ,! polite doctor 0 ov]:elm$ & 8 emb>rassm5t p>alyz$ 8 spee*1 b ! woman 0 equal to ! occasion4 ,doctor1 if y w be k9d en\gh to rise & pick out y\r legs1 ,i w take :at rema9s1 %e said *e]fully4 ,help6 ,help6 cri$ an ,italian labor] ne> ! mud flats ( ! ,h>lem riv]4 ,:at's ! matt] !re8 came a voice f ! con/ruction %anty4 ,queek6 ,br+a da %ov'6 ,br+a da peek6 ,giovanni's /uck 9 da mud4 ,h[ f> 98 ,up to hees knees4 ,oh1 let him walk out4 ,no1 no6 ,he no canna walk6 ,he wronga end up6 ,!re once 0 a lady f ,guam1 ,:o said1 ,n[ ! sea is s calm ,i w swim1 = a l>k2 ,b %e met ) a %>k4 ,let u n[ s+ ! n9etie? psalm4 ,,bricklay] 7to mate1 :o _h j _h a hodful ( bricks fall on 8 feet7--,dropt 'em on y] toe6 ,t's no?9'4 ,:y1 ,i se5 a bloke get kill$ /one dead1 an' 'e nev] made su* a bloom9' fuss z y're do9'4 ,a prea*] _h ord]$ a load ( hay f "o ( 8 p>i%ion]s4 ,ab\t noon1 ! p>i%ion]'s little son came to ! h\se cry+ lu/ily4 ,on be+ ask$ :at ! matt] 01 he said t ! load ( hay _h tipp$ ov] 9 ! /reet4 ,! prea*]1 a k9dly man1 assur$ ! little fell[ t x 0 no?+ s]i\s1 & ask$ him 9 to d9n]4 ,pa w\ldn't l x1 said ! boy4 ,b ! prea*] assur$ him t he w\ld fix x all "r ) 8 fa!r1 & urg$ him to take d9n] be=e go+ = ! hay4 ,aft] d9n] ! boy 0 ask$ if he 7 n glad t he _h /ay$4 ,pa won't l x1 he p]si/$4 ,! prea*]1 unable to und]/&1 ask$ ! boy :at made him ?9k 8 fa!r w\ld object4 ,:y1 y see1 pa's "u ! hay1 expla9$ ! boy4 ,!re 0 an old ,miss f ,antrim1 ,:o look$ = ! leak ) a glim4 ,alack & alas6 ,! cause 0 ! gas4 ,we w n[ s+ ! fifty-f\r? hymn4 --,gilb]t ,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,!re 0 a "y lady nam$ ,hannah1 ,:o slipp$ on a peel ( banana4 ,m />s %e espi$ ,z %e lay on h] side ,?an are f\nd 9 ! ,/> ,spangl$ ,bann]4 ,a g5tleman sprang to assi/ h]2 ,he pick$ up h] glove & h] wri/]2 ,did y fall1 ,ma'am8 he cri$2 ,did y ?9k1 %e repli$1 ,i sat d[n = ! fun ( x1 ,mi/]8 ,at fir/ lay+ d[n1 z a fact fundam5tal1 ,t no?+ ) ,god c be accid5tal4 --,longfell[4 ,,act+ ,hopk9son ,smi? tells a *>act]i/ic /ory ( a s\!rn fri5d ( 81 an actor1 :o1 by ! way1 0 9 ! dramatization ( ,colonel ,c>t]4 ,on "o occasion ! actor 0 appe>+ 9 8 native t[n1 & rememb]$ an old negro & 8 wife1 :o _h be5 body s]vants 9 8 fa!r's h\sehold1 ) a c\ple ( seats 9 ! !atre4 ,z x happ5$1 he 0 play+ ! "p ( ! villa91 & 0 l>gely conc]n$ ) treasons1 /ratagems & spoils4 ,f "t to "t he caught a glimpse ( ! anci5t c\ple 9 ! gall]y1 & judg$ f _! fe>some c\nt5ance & popp+ eyes t !y 7 be+ duly impress$4 ,aft] ! play he ask$ !m to come & see him beh9d ! sc5es4 ,!y sat toge!r = a :ile 9 solemn sil5ce1 & !n ! mammy resolutely nudg$ h] husb&4 ,! old man ga!r$ himself toge!r ) an ef=t1 & said3 ,m>se ,*a'les1 mebbe x a9' = u po' nigg]s to tea* ouh "y mass] 'portm5t4 ,b we jes' got to tell yo' dat1 9 all de "t we b'long to de fambly1 none o' ouh folks a9' neveh befo' mix up 9 se*like deal9's1 an' we hope1 ,m>se ,*a'les1 dat yo' see de erroh ( yo' ways befo' yo' done %o' nuff disgrace u4 ,9 a ,nor? ( ,engl& t[n rec5tly a company ( local amateurs produc$ ,hamlet1 & ! foll[+ acc\nt ( ! proce$+s appe>$ 9 ! local pap] next morn+3 ,la/ night all ! fa%ionables & elite ( our t[n ga!r$ to witness a p]=mance ( ,hamlet at ! ,t[n ,hall4 ,!re has be5 consid]able discussion 9 ! press z to :e!r ! play 0 writt5 by ,%akespe>e or ,bacon4 ,all d\bt c be n[ set at re/4 ,let _! graves be op5$2 ! "o :o turn$ ov] la/ night is ! au?or4 ,suit ! action to ! ^w1 ! ^w to ! action1 ) ?is special obs]vance1 t y o'er/ep n ! mode/y ( nature4--,%akespe>e4 ,to wake ! s\l by t5d] /rokes ( art1 ,to raise ! g5ius1 & to m5d ! he>t2 ,to make mank9d1 9 consci\s virtue bold1 ,live o'er ea* sc5e1 & be :at !y behold-- ,= ?is ! tragic muse fir/ trod ! /age4 --,pope4 ,,actors ,,& ,,actresses ,an ,uncle ,tom's ,cab9 company 0 />t+ to p>ade 9 a small ,new ,engl& t[n :5 a big g&]1 f a f>my>d ne> at h& waddl$ to ! middle ( ! /reet & began to hiss4 ,"o ( ! d\ble-9-brass actors turn$ t[>d ! f[l & angrily exclaim$3 ,don't be s d]n quick to jump at conclusions4 ,wait till y see ! %[4--,k4,a4 ,bisbee4 ,:5 ,william ,h4 ,crane 0 y\ng] & less discreet he _h a vaunt+ ambition to play ,hamlet4 ,s ) 8 fir/ pr(its he organiz$ 8 own company & he w5t to an inl& we/]n t[n to give v5t to 8 ambition & try x on4 ,:5 he came back to ,new ,york a gr\p ( fri5ds notic$ t ! actor appe>$ to be mu* d[nca/4 ,:at's ! matt]1 ,crane8 ,didn't !y appreciate x8 ask$ "o ( 8 fri5ds4 ,!y didn't seem to1 laconically answ]$ ! actor4 ,well1 didn't !y give any enc\ragem5t8 ,didn't !y ask y to come be=e ! curta98 p]si/$ ! fri5d4 ,ask me8 answ]$ ,crane4 ,man1 !y d>$ me6 ,,lead+ ,,man ,,9 ,,travel+ ,,company--,we play ,hamlet to-night1 laddie1 d we n8 ,,sub-,,manag]--,yes1 ,mr4 ,montgom]y4 ,,lead+ ,,man--,!n ,i mu/ borr[ ! sum ( two-p5ce6 ,,sub-,,manag]--,:y8 ,,lead+ ,,man--,i h f\r days' gr[? ^u my *94 ,"o _c play ,hamlet 9 a be>d6 ,,sub-,,manag]--,um--well--we'll put on ,macbe?6 ,,he--,b :at reason h y = refus+ to m>ry me8 ,,%e--,papa objects4 ,he says y are an actor4 ,,he-,give my reg>ds to ! old boy & tell him ,i'm sorry he isn't a newspap] critic4 ,! h]o ( ! play1 aft] putt+ up a /iff fight ) ! villa91 _h di$ to sl[ music4 ,! audi5ce insi/$ on 8 com+ be=e ! curta94 ,he refus$ to appe>4 ,b ! audi5ce /ill insi/$4 ,!n ! manag]1 a g5tleman ) a /rong acc5t1 came to ! front4 ,ladies an' g9tlem51 he said1 ! c>pse ?anks ye k9dly1 b he says he's dead1 an' he's go9 to /ay dead4 ,mrs4 ,m9nie ,madd]n ,fiske1 ! actress1 0 hav+ h] hair dress$ by a "y woman at h] home4 ,! actress 0 v tir$ & quiet1 b a *ance rem>k f ! dress] made h] op5 h] eyes & sit up4 ,i %\ld h w5t on ! /age1 said ! "y woman complac5tly4 ,b1 return$ ,mrs4 ,fiske1 look at me--?9k h[ ,i h _h to "w & /udy to ga9 :at success ,i h1 & w9 su* fame z is n[ m9e6 ,oh1 yes1 repli$ ! "y woman calmly2 b !n ,i h tal5t4 ,orl&o ,day1 a f\r?-rate actor 9 ,london1 0 once call$1 9 a sudd5 em]g5cy1 to supply ! place ( ,all5 ,a9swor? at ! ,crit]ion ,!atre = a s+le night4 ,! call fill$ him ) joy4 ,"h 0 a *ance to %[ ! public h[ great a hi/rionic g5ius _h rema9$ unkn[n = lack ( an opportunity4 ,b 8 joy 0 sudd5ly damp5$ by ! dreadful ?\ght t1 z ! play 0 already 9 ! mid/ ( its run1 none ( ! dramatic critics might be !re to wat* 8 triumph4 ,a bright ?\ght /ruck him4 ,he w\ld ann\nce ! ev5t4 ,ru%+ to a telegraph (fice1 he s5t to "o ( ! lead+ critics ! foll[+ telegram3 ,orl&o ,day pres5ts ,all5 ,a9swor?'s "p to-night at ! ,crit]ion4 ,!n x occurr$ to him1 ,:y n tell !m all8 ,s he repeat$ ! message to a doz5 or m important p]sons4 ,at a late h\r ( ! same day1 9 ! ,g>rick ,club1 a l\ng+ g5tleman produc$ "o ( ! telegrams1 & read x to a gr\p ( fri5ds4 ,a *orus ( exclamations foll[$ ! read+3 ,:y1 ,i got precisely ! same message6 ,& s did ,i4 ,& ,i1 too4 ,:o is ,orl&o ,day8 ,:at bea/ly *eek6 ,did ! ass fancy t "o w\ld pay any att5tion to 8 wire8 ,j4 ,m4 ,b>rie1 ! fam\s au?or & playwright1 :o 0 pres5t1 0 ! only "o :o said no?+4 ,didn't he wire y too8 ask$ "o ( ! gr\p4 ,oh1 yes4 ,b ( c\rse y didn't answ]4 ,oh1 b x 0 only polite to s5d an answ] aft] he _h tak5 ! tr\ble to wire me4 ,s1 ( c\rse1 ,i answ]$ him4 ,y did6 ,:at did y say8 ,oh1 ,i j telegraph$ him3 ',?anks = timely w>n+4' ,tw9kle1 tw9kle1 lovely />6 ,h[ ,i wond] if y are ,:5 at home ! t5d] age ,y appe> :5 on ! /age4 --,m>y ,a4 ,fair*ild4 ,recipe = an actor3 ,to "o slice ( ham add assortm5t ( roles4 ,/eep ! head 9 ma% notes till x swells1 ,g>ni% ) onions1 tomatoes & beets1 ,or ) eggs--f af>--9 ! %ells4 --,life4 ,recipe = an +5ue3 ,a p\nd & ?ree-qu>t]s ( kitt51 ,?ree ounces ( fl\nces & sighs2 ,add wiggles & giggles & gurgles1 ,& r+lets & dimples & eyes4 --,life4 ,,adaptation ,i "k a nature-fak]1 said ,mr4 ,ba*e1 ! au?or1 :o claims t a h5 ( 8 la/ mon? hat*$1 f a sett+ ( sev5te5 eggs1 sev5te5 *icks t _h1 9 lieu ( fea!rs1 fur4 ,he claim$ t ^! fur-coat$ *icks 7 a pro( ( nature's adaptation ( all animals to _! environm5t1 ! sev5te5 eggs hav+ be5 ( ! cold-/orage v>iety4 ,,addresses ,9 a l>ge /ore a *ild1 po9t+ to a %opp] exclaim$1 ,oh1 "m1 t lady lives ! same place we d4 ,i j he>d h] say1 ',s5d x up ,c4,o4,d4' ,isn't t :]e we live8 ,an ,engli%man w5t into 8 local libr>y & ask$ = ,fr$]ic ,h>rison's ,george ,wa%+ton & o!r ,am]ican ,addresses4 ,9 a little :ile he br\ght back ! book to ! libr>ian & said3 ,?is book does n give me :at ,i require2 ,i want to f9d out ! addresses ( sev]al ,am]ican magnates2 ,i "k :]e ,george ,wa%+ton has gone to1 = he nev] told a lie4 ,,adv]tis+ ,n long ago a patron ( a caf 9 ,*icago summon$ 8 wait] & deliv]$ himself z foll[s3 ,i want to "k ! mean+ ( ?is4 ,look at ?is piece ( beef4 ,see its size4 ,la/ ev5+ ,i 0 s]v$ ) a portion m ?an twice ! size ( ?is4 ,:]e did y sit8 ask$ ! wait]4 ,:at has t to d ) x8 ,i believe ,i sat by ! w9d[4 ,9 t case1 smil$ ! wait]1 ! explanation is simple4 ,we always s]ve cu/om]s by ! w9d[ l>ge portions4 ,x's a good adv]tisem5t = ! place4 ,adv]tis+ co/s me a lot ( money4 ,:y ,i nev] saw y\r goods adv]tis$4 ,!y ar5't4 ,b my wife reads o!r p's ads4 ,:5 ,m>k ,twa91 9 8 e>ly days1 0 editor ( a ,miss\ri pap]1 a sup]/iti\s subscrib] wrote to him say+ t he _h f\nd a spid] 9 8 pap]1 & ask+ him :e!r t 0 a sign ( good luck or bad4 ,! humori/ wrote him ?is answ] & pr9t$ x3 ,old subscrib]3 ,f9d+ a spid] 9 y\r pap] 0 nei!r good luck nor bad luck = y4 ,! spid] 0 m]ely look+ ov] our pap] to see :i* m]*ant is n adv]tis+1 s t he c g to t /ore1 sp9 8 web across ! door & lead a life ( undi/urb$ peace ev] aft]w>d4 ,good ,heav5s1 man6 ,i saw y\r obitu>y 9 ?is morn+'s pap]6 ,yes1 ,i "k4 ,i put x 9 myself4 ,my op]a is to be produc$ to-night1 & ,i want good notices f ! critics4--,c4 ,hilton ,turvey4 ,pad]ewski arriv$ 9 a small we/]n t[n ab\t noon "o day & decid$ to take a walk 9 ! aft]noon4 ,:ile /roll+ l+ along he he>d a piano1 &1 foll[+ ! s\nd1 came to a h\se on :i* 0 a sign read+3 ,miss ,jones4 ,piano lessons #be c5ts an h\r4 ,paus+ to li/5 he he>d ! "y woman try+ to play "o ( ,*op9's nocturnes1 & n succe$+ v well4 ,pad]ewski walk$ up to ! h\se & knock$4 ,miss ,jones came to ! door & recogniz$ him at once4 ,delight$1 %e invit$ him 9 & he sat d[n & play$ ! nocturne z only ,pad]ewski c1 aft]w>d sp5d+ an h\r 9 correct+ h] mi/akes4 ,miss ,jones ?ank$ him & he dep>t$4 ,"s mon?s aft]w>d he return$ to ! t[n1 & aga9 took ! same walk4 ,he soon came to ! home ( ,miss ,jones1 &1 look+ at ! sign1 he read3 ,miss ,jones4 ,piano lessons #a4jj an h\r4 7,pupil ( ,pad]ewski47 ,%ortly aft] ,raymond ,hit*cock made 8 fir/ big hit 9 ,new ,york1 ,eddie ,foy1 :o 0 also play+ 9 t[n1 happ5$ to be pass+ ,daly's ,!atre1 & paus$ to look at ! pictures ( ,hit*cock & 8 company t adorn$ ! entrance4 ,ne> ! pictures 0 a billbo>d cov]$ ) laudatory extracts f newspap] criticisms ( ! %[4 ,:5 ,foy _h moodily read to ! bottom ( ! li/1 he turn$ to an unobtrusive "y man :o _h be5 wat*+ him out ( ! corn] ( 8 eye4 ,say1 h y se5 ?is %[8 he ask$4 ,sure1 repli$ ! "y man4 ,any good8 ,h['s ?is guy ,hit*cock1 anyh[8 ,any good8 repeat$ ! "y man pity+ly4 ,:y1 say1 he's ! be/ 9 ! bus9ess4 ,he's got all ^! o!r w\ld-be side-tickl]s la%$ to ! ma/4 ,he's a scream4 ,nev] laugh$ s mu* at any "o 9 all my life4 ,is he z good z ,foy8 v5tur$ ,foy hopefully4 ,z good z ,foy6 ,! "y man's scorn 0 sup]b4 ,:y1 ?is ,hit*cock has got t ,foy p]son look+ l a gloom4 ,!y're n 9 ! same class4 ,hit*cock's funny4 ,a man ) feel+s c't comp>e !m4 ,i'm sorry y ask$ me1 ,i feel s /rongly ab\t x4 ,eddie look$ at him v /]nly & !n1 9 ! holl[ tones ( a trag$ian1 he said3 ,i am ,foy4 ,i "k y are1 said ! "y man *e]fully4 ,i'm ,hit*cock6 ,adv]tisem5ts are ( great use to ! vulg>4 ,fir/ ( all1 z !y are in/rum5ts ( ambition4 ,a man t is by no means big en\gh = ! ,gazette1 may easily creep into ! adv]tisem5ts2 by :i* means we (t5 see an apo!c>y 9 ! same pap] ( news ) a pl5ipot5ti>y1 or a runn+ footman ) an ambassador4--,addison4 ,see also ,salesm5 & ,salesman%ip4 ,,advice ,h] exalt$ rank did n give ,que5 ,victoria immunity f ! trials ( a gr&mo!r4 ,"o ( h] gr&sons1 ^: recklessness 9 sp5d+ money provok$ h] /rong disapproval1 wrote to ! ,que5 rem9d+ h] ( 8 approa*+ bir?day & delicately sugge/+ t money w\ld be ! mo/ acceptable gift4 ,9 h] own h& %e answ]$1 /]nly reprov+ ! y\? = ! s9 ( extravagance & urg+ ^u him ! practise ( economy4 ,8 reply /agg]$ h]3 ,de> ,gr&ma1 x ran1 ?ank y = y\r k9d lett] ( advice4 ,i h sold ! same = five p\nds4 ,_m receive advice1 only ! wise pr(it by x4--,publius ,syrus4 ,,a]onautics ,a flea & a fly 9 a flue1 ,7 imprison$2 n[ :at c\ld !y d8 ,said ! fly1 let u flee4 ,let u fly1 said ! flea1 ,& !y flew ?r\gh a flaw 9 ! flue4 ,! impression t m5 w nev] fly l birds seems to be a]one\s4--,la ,t\*e ,hancock4 ,,a]oplanes ,"m1 may ,i g a]oplane8 ,yes1 my d>l+ ,m>y4 ,tie y\rself to an an*or *a9 ,& don't g ne> ! airy4 --,judge4 ,h>ry ,n4 ,atwood1 ! not$ aviator1 0 ! gue/ ( honor at a d9n] 9 ,new ,york1 & on ! occasion 8 eloqu5t reply to a toa/ on aviation t]m9at$ neatly ) ^! words3 ,! a]oplane has come at la/1 b x 0 a long "t com+4 ,we c imag9e ,necessity1 ! "m ( inv5tion1 look+ up at a sky all criss-cross$ ) fly+ ma*9es1 & !n say+1 ) a %ake ( h] old head & ) a cont5t$ smile3 ',( all my family1 ! a]oplane has be5 ! h>de/ to raise4' ,a g5ius :o once did aspire ,to inv5t an a]ial fly]1 ,:5 ask$1 ,does x g8 ,repli$1 ,i don't "k2 ,i'm await+ "s damphule to try 'er4 ,,aft] ,,d9n] ,,spee*es ,a ,fr5*man once rem>k$3 ,! table is ! only place :]e "o is n bor$ = ! fir/ h\r4 ,e rose has its ?orn ,!re's fuzz on all ! pea*es4 ,!re nev] 0 a d9n] yet ,)\t "s l5g?y spee*es4 ,joseph ,*amb]la9 0 ! gue/ ( honor at a d9n] 9 an important city4 ,! ,mayor presid$1 & :5 c(fee 0 be+ s]v$ ! ,mayor lean$ ov] & t\*$ ,mr4 ,*amb]la91 say+1 ,%all we let ! p enjoy !mselves a little long]1 or _h we bett] h y\r spee* n[8 ,fri5d1 said "o immigrant to ano!r1 ?is is a gr& c\ntry to settle 94 ,!y don't hang y "h = murd]4 ,:at d !y d to y8 ! o!r immigrant ask$4 ,!y kill y1 0 ! reply1 ) elocution4 ,:5 ,daniel got into ! lions' d5 & look$ ar\nd he ?\ght to himself1 ,:oev]'s got to d ! aft]-d9n] speak+1 x won't be me4 ,joseph ,h4 ,*oate & ,*auncey ,depew 7 invit$ to a d9n]4 ,mr4 ,*oate 0 to speak1 & x fell to ! lot ( ,mr4 ,depew to introduce him1 :i* he did ?us3 ,g5tlem51 p]mit me to introduce ,ambassador ,*oate1 ,am]ica's mo/ invet]ate aft]-d9n] speak]4 ,all y ne$ to d to get a spee* out ( ,mr4 ,*oate is to op5 8 m\?1 drop 9 a d9n] & up comes y\r spee*4 ,mr4 ,*oate ?ank$ ! ,s5ator = 8 complim5t1 & !n said3 ,mr4 ,depew says if y op5 my m\? & drop 9 a d9n] up w come a spee*1 b ,i w>n y t if y op5 y\r m\?s & drop 9 "o ( ,s5ator ,depew's spee*es up w come y\r d9n]s4 ,mr4 ,john ,c4 ,hackett rec5tly told ! foll[+ /ory3 ,i 0 up 9 ,rockl& ,c\nty la/ summ]1 & !re 0 a banquet giv5 at a c\ntry hotel4 ,all ! f>m]s 7 !re & all ! village *>act]s4 ,i 0 ask$ to make a spee*4 ',n[1' said ,i1 ) ! usual apologetic mann]1 'x is n fair to y t ! toa/ma/] %\ld ask me to speak4 ,i am notori\s z ! wor/ public speak] 9 ! ,/ate ( ,new ,york4 ,my reputation ext5ds f "o end ( ! /ate to ! o!r4 ,i h no rival :atev]1 :5 x comes--' ,i 0 int]rupt$ by a lanky1 ill-clad individual1 :o _h /uck too close to ! be] pit*]4 ',g5tlem51' said he1 ',i take 'ception to :at ?is "h man says4 ,he a9't ! wor/ public speak] 9 ! /ate4 ,i am4 ,y all "k x1 an' ,i want x made a matt] ( record t ,i took 'ception4' ',well1 my fri5d1' said ,i1 'suppose we leave x to ! gue/s4 ,y sit d[n :ile ,i say my piece1 & !n ,i'll sit d[n & let y give a demon/ration4' ,! fell[ agre$ & ,i w5t on4 ,i hadn't gone f> :5 he got up aga94 '',s all "r1' said he1 'y w92 ne$n't g no f>!r6' ,m>k ,twa9 & ,*auncey ,m4 ,depew once w5t abroad on ! same %ip4 ,:5 ! %ip 0 a few days out !y 7 bo? invit$ to a d9n]4 ,spee*-mak+ "t came4 ,m>k ,twa9 _h ! fir/ *ance4 ,he spoke tw5ty m9utes & made a great hit4 ,!n x 0 ,mr4 ,depew's turn4 ,mr4 ,toa/ma/] & ,ladies & ,g5tlem51 said ! fam\s raconteur z he arose1 ,be=e ?is d9n] ,m>k ,twa9 & myself made an agreem5t to trade spee*es4 ,he has j deliv]$ my spee*1 & ,i ?ank y = ! pleasant mann] 9 :i* y receiv$ x4 ,i regret to say t ,i h lo/ ! notes ( 8 spee* & _c rememb] any?+ he 0 to say4 ,!n he sat d[n4 ,!re 0 mu* laught]4 ,next day an ,engli%man :o _h be5 9 ! p>ty came across ,m>k ,twa9 9 ! smok+-room4 ,mr ,clem5s1 he said1 ,i consid] y 7 mu* impos$ ^u la/ night4 ,i h always he>d t ,mr4 ,depew is a clev] man1 b1 really1 t spee* ( 8 y made la/ night /ruck me z be+ ! mo/ inf]nal rot4 ,see also ,orators2 ,politicians2 ,public ,speak]s4 ,,age ,! good die "y4 ,"h's hop+ t y may live to a ripe old age4 ,h[ old are y1 ,tommy8 ask$ a call]4 ,well1 :5 ,i'm home ,i'm five1 :5 ,i'm 9 s*ool ,i'm six1 & :5 ,i'm on ! c>s ,i'm f\r4 ,h[ effusively sweet t ,mrs4 ,blondey is to y1 ,jonesy1 said ,)]ell4 ,:at's up8 ,any t5d] little romance !re8 ,no1 inde$--:y1 t woman hates me1 said ,jonesy4 ,%e doesn't %[ x1 said ,)]ell4 ,no2 b %e kn[s ,i "k h[ old %e is--we 7 bo? born on ! same day1 said ,jonesy1 & %e's afraid ,i'll tell somebody4 ,z e s\!rn] kn[s1 eld]ly color$ p r>ely "k h[ old !y are1 & almo/ inv>iably assume an age mu* great] ?an belongs to !m4 ,9 an ,atlanta family !re is employ$ an old *ap nam$ ,jo%ua ,bolton1 :o has be5 ) t family & ! previ\s g5]ation = m ye>s ?an !y c rememb]4 ,9 view1 !re=e1 ( 8 advanc$ age1 x 0 ) surprise t 8 employ] receiv$ "o day an application = a few days (f1 9 ord] t ! old fell[ might1 z he put x1 g up to de ole ,/ate ( ,virg9ny to see 8 aunt4 ,y\r aunt mu/ be pretty old1 0 ! employ]'s comm5t4 ,yassir1 said ,jo%ua4 ,%e's pretty ole n[4 ,i reckon %e's 'b\t a hundr$ an' t5 ye>s ole4 ,"o hundr$ & t56 ,b :at on e>? is %e do+ up 9 ,virg9ia8 ,i don't je/ "k1 expla9$ ,jo%ua1 b ,i und]/& %e's up d]e liv9' wif h] gr&mo!r4 ,:5 ,bob ,burdette 0 address+ ! graduat+ class ( a l>ge ea/]n college = wom51 he began 8 rem>ks ) ! usual salutation1 ,"y ladies ( '#ig4 ,!n 9 a horrifi$ aside he add$1 ,t's an awful age = a girl6 ,,! ,,p>son 7ab\t to improve ! gold5 h\r7--,:5 a man rea*es y\r age1 ,mr4 ,dodd1 he _c1 9 ! nature ( ?+s1 expect to live v mu* long]1 & ,i-- ,,! ,,nonag5>ian--,i dunno1 p>son4 ,i be /rong] on my legs ?an ,i 7 :5 ,i />t$6 ,a well-mean+ ,wa%+ton flori/ 0 ! cause ( mu* emb>rassm5t to a "y man :o 0 9 love ) a ri* & beautiful girl4 ,x appe>s t "o aft]noon %e in=m$ ! "y man t ! next day w\ld be h] bir?day1 :]eupon ! suitor rem>k$ t he w\ld ! next morn+ s5d h] "s roses1 "o rose = ea* ye>4 ,t night he wrote a note to 8 flori/1 ord]+ ! deliv]y ( tw5ty roses = ! "y woman4 ,! flori/ himself fill$ ! ord]1 &1 ?9k+ to improve on x1 said to 8 cl]k3 ,"h's an ord] f "y ,jones = tw5ty roses4 ,he's "o ( my be/ cu/om]s1 s ,i'll ?r[ 9 t5 m = good measure4--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,a small boy :o _h rec5tly pass$ 8 fif? bir?day 0 rid+ 9 a suburban c> ) 8 "m1 :5 !y 7 ask$ ! cu/om>y "q1 ,h[ old is ! boy8 ,aft] be+ told ! correct age1 :i* did n require a f>e1 ! conductor pass$ on to ! next p]son4 ,! boy sat q /ill z if pond]+ ov] "s "q1 & !n1 conclud+ t full in=mation _h n be5 giv51 call$ l\dly to ! conductor1 !n at ! o!r end ( ! c>3 ,& "m's ?irty-"o6 ,! late ,john ,bigel[1 ! patri>* ( diplomats & au?ors1 & ! no less di/+ui%$ physician & au?or1 ,dr4 ,s4 ,weir ,mit*ell1 7 toge!r1 sev]al ye>s ago1 at ,we/ ,po9t4 ,dr4 ,bigel[ 0 !n n9ety-two1 & ,dr4 ,mit*ell eighty4 ,! conv]sation turn$ to ! subject ( age4 ,i attribute my _m ye>s1 said ,dr4 ,bigel[1 to ! fact t ,i h be5 mo/ ab/emi\s4 ,i h eat5 sp>+ly1 & h n us$ tobacco1 & h tak5 little ex]cise4 ,x is j ! rev]se 9 my case1 expla9$ ,dr4 ,mit*ell4 ,i h eat5 j z mu* z ,i wi%$1 if ,i c\ld get x2 ,i h always us$ tobacco1 immod]ately at times2 & ,i h always tak5 a great deal ( ex]cise4 ,) t1 ,n9ety-,two-,ye>s %ook 8 head at ,eighty-,ye>s & said1 ,well1 y w nev] live to be an old man6--,s>ah ,ba*e ,hodge4 ,a wise man nev] puts away *ildi% ?+s4--,sidney ,d>k4 ,to ! old1 long life & treasure2 ,to ! "y1 all heal? & pleasure4 --,b5 ,jonson4 ,y\? is a blund]2 ,manhood a /ruggle2 ,old ,age a regret4--,disraeli4 ,we d n c\nt a man's ye>s1 until he has no?+ else to c\nt4--,em]son4 ,to be sev5ty ye>s "y is sometimes f> m *e]ful & hopeful ?an to be =ty ye>s old4--,o4,w4 ,holmes4 ,,ag5ts ,john1 :atev] induc$ y to buy a h\se 9 ?is =sak5 region8 ,"o ( ! be/ m5 9 ! bus9ess4--,life4 ,,agriculture ,a f>m]1 accord+ to ?is def9ition1 is a man :o makes 8 money on ! f>m & sp5ds x 9 t[n4 ,an agriculturi/ is a man :o makes 8 money 9 t[n & sp5ds x on ! f>m4 ,9 c]ta9 p>ts ( ! we/1 :]e )\t irrigation ! cultivators ( ! l& w\ld be 9 a bad way inde$1 ! light ra9s t dur+ ! gr[+ season fall f "t to "t1 are appreciat$ to a degree t is unkn[n 9 ! ea/4 ,la/ summ] a fruit gr[] :o owns fifty acres ( or*>ds 0 rejoic+ 9 "o ( ^! precipitations ( moi/ure1 :5 8 hir$ man came into ! h\se4 ,:y don't y /ay 9 out ( ! ra98 ask$ ! fruit-man4 ,i don't m9d a little dew l ?is1 said ! man4 ,i c "w along j ! same4 ,oh1 ,i'm n talk+ ab\t t1 exclaim$ ! fruit-man4 ,! next "t x ra9s1 y c come into ! h\se4 ,i want t wat] on ! l&4 ,!y us$ to h a f>m+ rule ,( =ty acres & a mule4 ,results 7 won by lat] m5 ,) =ty squ>e feet & a h54 ,& n[adays success we see ,) =ty in*es & a bee4 --,wasp4 ,bless$ be agriculture6 if "o does n h too mu* ( x4--,*>les ,dudley ,w>n]4 ,:5 tillage beg9s1 o!r arts foll[4 ,! f>m]s1 !re=e1 are ! f\nd]s ( human civilization4--,daniel ,web/]4 ,,al>m ,,clocks ,,mike 79 b$1 to al>m-clock z x goes (f7--,i fool$ yez t "t4 ,i 0 n aslape at all4 ,,al]tness ,al]t8 repeat$ a congressman1 :5 que/ion$ conc]n+ "o ( 8 political oppon5ts4 ,:y1 he's al]t z a ,provid5ce bridegroom ,i he>d ( ! o!r day4 ,y "k h[ bridegrooms />t+ (f on _! honeymoons sometimes =get all ab\t _! brides1 & buy tickets only = !mselves8 ,t is :at happ5$ to ! ,provid5ce "y man4 ,& :5 8 wife said to him1 ',:y1 ,tom1 y b\ght only "o ticket1' he answ]$ )\t a mom5t's hesitation1 ',by ,jove1 y're "r1 de>6 ,i'd =gott5 myself entirely6' ,,alibi ,a p>ty ( ,manila army wom5 7 return+ 9 an auto f a suburban excursion :5 ! driv] un=tunately collid$ ) ano!r vehicle4 ,:ile a policeman 0 tak+ d[n ! names ( ^? conc]n$ an ,engli%-speak+ ,filip9o law-/ud5t politely ask$ "o ( ! ladies h[ ! accid5t _h happ5$4 ,i'm sure ,i don't "k1 %e repli$2 ,i 0 asleep :5 x occurr$4 ,pr\d ( 8 k ( ! ,anglo-,saxon tongue1 ! y\? repli$3 ,ah1 madam1 !n y w be able to prove a lullaby4 ,,alimony ,:at is alimony1 ma8 ,x is a man's ca% surr5d] value4--,t[n ,topics ,! pro( ( ! w$d+ is 9 ! alimony4 ,,all[ances ,:y don't y give y\r wife an all[ance8 ,i did once1 & %e sp5t x be=e ,i c\ld borr[ x back4 ,,alt]natives ,see ,*oices4 ,,altruism ,,willie--,pa6 ,,pa--,yes4 ,,willie--,tea*] says we're "h to help o!rs4 ,,pa--,( c\rse we are4 ,,willie--,well1 :at are ! o!rs "h =8 ,!re 0 once a rem>kably k9d boy :o 0 a great angl]4 ,!re 0 a tr\t /ream 9 8 neighborhood t ran ?r\gh a ri* man's e/ate4 ,p]mits to fi% ! /ream c\ld n[ & !n be obta9$1 & ! boy 0 lucky en\gh to h a p]mit4 ,"o day he 0 fi%+ ) ano!r boy :5 a gamekeep] sudd5ly d>t$ =? f a ?icket4 ,! lad ) ! p]mit utt]$ a cry ( fright1 dropp$ 8 rod1 & ran (f at top spe$4 ,! gamekeep] pursu$4 ,= ab\t half a mile ! gamekeep] 0 l$ a swift & difficult *ase4 ,!n1 worn out1 ! boy halt$4 ,! man seiz$ him by ! arm & said betwe5 pants3 ,h y a p]mit to fi% on ?is e/ate8 ,yes to be sure1 said ! boy1 quietly4 ,y h8 ,!n %[ x to me4 ,! boy drew ! p]mit f 8 pocket4 ,! man exam9$ x & fr[n$ 9 p]plexity & ang]4 ,:y did y run :5 y _h ?is p]mit8 he ask$4 ,to let ! o!r boy get away1 0 ! reply4 ,he didn't h none6 ,,ambition ,oliv] ,h]=d sat next to a s\lful poetess at d9n] "o night1 & t dreamy "o turn$ h] sad eyes ^u him4 ,h y no o!r ambition1 ,mr4 ,h]=d1 %e dem&$1 ?an to =ce p to degrade !mselves by laught]8 ,yes1 ,h]=d _h an ambition4 ,a :ale ( an ambition4 ,"s day he hop$ to gratify x4 ,! woman re/$ h] elb[s on ! table & propp$ h] face 9 h] long1 sad h&s1 & gl[$ into ,mr4 ,h]=d's eyes4 ,oh1 ,mr4 ,h]=d1 %e said1 ,oliv]6 ,tell me ab\t x4 ,i want to ?r[ an egg into an electric fan1 said ,h]=d1 simply4 ,hubby1 said ! obs]vant wife1 ! janitor ( ^! flats is a ba*elor4 ,:at ( x8 ,i really ?9k he is becom+ int]e/$ 9 our olde/ daught]4 ,!re y g aga9 ) y\r pipe dreams6 ,la/ week x 0 a duke4 ,! *ief end ( a man 9 ,new ,york is dissipation2 9 ,bo/on1 conv]sation4 ,:5 y are aspir+ to ! highe/ place1 x is honorable to rea* ! second or ev5 ! ?ird rank4--,cic]o4 ,! man :o seeks "o ?+ 9 life1 & b "o1 ,may hope to a*ieve x be=e life be done2 ,b he :o seeks all ?+s1 :]ev] he goes1 ,only reaps f ! hopes :i* ar\nd him he s[s ,a h>ve/ ( b>r5 regrets4 --,ow5 ,m]$i? ,,am]ican ,,girl ,"h's to ! de>e/ ,( all ?+s on e>?4 7,de>e/ precisely-- ,& yet ( full wor?47 ,"o :o lays siege to ,susceptible he>ts4 7,pocket-books also-- ,t's "o ( h] arts67 ,dr9k to h]1 toa/ h]1 ,y\r bann] unfurl-- ,"h's to ! priceless ,am]ican ,girl6 --,walt] ,pulitz]4 ,,am]icans ,eug5e ,field 0 at a d9n] 9 ,london :5 ! conv]sation turn$ to ! subject ( lyn*+ 9 ! ,unit$ ,/ates4 ,x 0 ! g5]al op9ion t a l>ge p]c5tage ( ,am]icans met dea? at ! end ( a rope4 ,f9ally ! ho/ess turn$ to ,field & ask$3 ,y1 sir1 mu/ h (t5 se5 ^! affairs8 ,yes1 repli$ ,field1 hundr$s ( !m4 ,oh1 d tell u ab\t a lyn*+ y h se5 y\rself1 broke 9 half a doz5 voices at once4 ,well1 ! night be=e ,i sail$ = ,engl&1 said ,field1 ,i 0 giv+ a d9n] at a hotel to a p>ty ( intimate fri5ds :5 a color$ wait] spill$ a plate ( s\p ov] ! g[n ( a lady at an adjo9+ table4 ,! g[n 0 utt]ly ru9$1 & ! g5tlem5 ( h] p>ty at once seiz$ ! wait]1 ti$ a rope ar\nd 8 neck1 & at a signal f ! injur$ lady swung him into ! air4 ,horrible6 said ! ho/ess ) a %udd]4 ,& did y actually see ?is y\rself8 ,well1 no1 admitt$ ,field apologetically4 ,j at t mom5t ,i happ5$ to be d[n/airs kill+ ! *ef = putt+ mu/>d 9 ! blanc mange4 ,y c always tell ! ,engli%1 ,y c always tell ! ,dut*1 ,y c always tell ! ,yankees-- ,b y c't tell !m mu*6 ,,amusem5ts ,a newspap] ?us def9$ amusem5ts3 ,! ,fri5ds' picnic ?is ye> 0 n z well att5d$ z x has be5 = "s ye>s4 ,?is c be laid to ?ree causes1 viz43 ! *ange ( place 9 hold+ x1 dea?s 9 families1 & o!r amusem5ts4 ,i wi% t my room _h a floor2 ,i don't s mu* c>e = a door2 ,b ?is crawl+ ar\nd ,)\t t\*+ ! gr\nd ,is gett+ to be q a bore4 ,i am a great fri5d to public amusem5ts2 = !y keep p f vice4--,samuel ,johnson4 ,,anatomy ,,tommy--,my gran'pa wuz 9 ?' civil w>1 an' he lo/ a leg or a arm 9 e battle he fit 96 ,,johnny--,gee6 ,h[ _m battles 0 he 98 ,,tommy--,ab\t =ty4 ,!y ?\ght m ( ! ,legion ( ,honor 9 ! "t ( ! fir/ ,napoleon ?an !y d n[4 ,! emp]or "o day met an old "o-arm$ vet]an4 ,h[ did y lose y\r arm8 he ask$4 ,sire1 at ,au/]litz4 ,& 7 y n decorat$8 ,no1 sire4 ,!n "h is my own cross = y2 ,i make y *evali]4 ,y\r ,maje/y names me *evali] because ,i h lo/ "o arm4 ,:at w\ld y\r ,maje/y h done _h ,i lo/ bo? arms8 ,oh1 9 t case ,i %\ld h made y ,(fic] ( ! ,legion4 ,:]eupon ! old soldi] imm$iately drew 8 sword & cut (f 8 o!r arm4 ,!re is no p>ticul> reason to d\bt ?is /ory4 ,! only "q is1 h[ did he d x8 ,,ance/ry ,a we/]n buy] is inord9ately pr\d ( ! fact t "o ( 8 ance/ors affix$ 8 "n to ! ,decl>ation ( ,indep5d5ce4 ,at ! "t ! salesman call$1 ! buy] 0 sign+ a numb] ( *ecks & affix$ 8 signature ) _m a curve & fl\ri%4 ,! salesman's pati5ce becom+ exhau/$ 9 wait+ = ! buy] to recognize him1 he f9ally obs]v$3 ,y h a f9e signature1 ,mr4 ,s-&-,s4 ,yes1 admitt$ ! buy]1 ,i %\ld h4 ,"o ( my =efa!rs sign$ ! ,decl>ation ( ,indep5d5ce4 ,s8 said ! call]1 ) ris+ inflection4 ,& !n he add$3 ,vell1 y a9d't got nott+s on me4 ,"o ( my =efa!rs sign$ ! ,t5 ,comm&m5ts4 ,9 a spee* 9 ! ,s5ate on ,hawaiian affairs1 ,s5ator ,depew ( ,new ,york told ?is /ory3 ,:5 ,que5 ,liliuokalani 0 9 ,engl& dur+ ! ,engli% que5's jubilee1 %e 0 receiv$ at ,buck+ham ,palace4 ,9 ! c\rse ( ! rem>ks t pass$ betwe5 ! two que5s1 ! "o f ! ,s&wi* ,isl&s said t %e _h ,engli% blood 9 h] ve9s4 ,h[ s8 inquir$ ,victoria4 ,my ance/ors ate ,capta9 ,cook4 ,signor ,m>coni1 9 an int]view 9 ,wa%+ton1 prais$ ,am]ican democracy4 ,ov] "h1 he said1 y respect a man = :at he is himself--n = :at 8 family is--& ?us y rem9d me ( ! g>d5] 9 ,bologna :o help$ me ) my fir/ wireless app>atus4 ,z my "m's g>d5] & ,i 7 work+ on my app>atus toge!r a "y c\nt jo9$ u "o day1 & :ile he wat*$ u "w ! c\nt boa/$ ( 8 l9eage4 ,! g>d5]1 aft] li/5+ a long :ile1 smil$ & said3 ',if y come f an anci5t family1 x's s mu* ! worse = y sir2 =1 z we g>d5]s say1 ! old] ! se$ ! worse ! crop4' ,g]ald1 said ! "y wife1 notic+ h[ he>tily he 0 eat+1 d ,i cook z well z y\r "m did8 ,g]ald put up 8 monocle1 & />$ at h] ?r\gh x4 ,once & = all1 ,aga?a1 he said1 ,i beg y w rememb] t al?\gh ,i may seem to be 9 r$uc$ circum/ances n[1 ,i come ( an old & di/+ui%$ family4 ,my "m 0 n a cook4 ,my ance/ors came ov] 9 ! ',mayfl[]4' ,t's no?+2 my fa!r desc5d$ f an aroplane4--,life4 ,:5 9 ,engl&1 ,gov]nor ,foss1 ( ,massa*usetts1 _h lun*eon ) a prom95t ,engli%man not$ = boa/+ ( 8 ance/ry4 ,tak+ a co9 f 8 pocket1 ! ,engli%man said3 ,my great-great-gr&fa!r 0 made a "l by ! k+ ^: picture y see on ?is %ill+4 ,inde$6 repli$ ! gov]nor1 smil+1 z he produc$ ano!r co94 ,:at a co9cid5ce6 ,my great-great-gr&fa!r 0 made an angel by ! ,indian ^: picture y see on ?is c5t4 ,p w n look =w>d to po/]ity1 :o nev] look backw>d to _! ance/ors4--,burke4 ,f yon blue heav5s above u b5t1 ,! g>d5] ,adam & 8 wife ,smile at ! claims ( long desc5t4 --,t5nyson4 ,,ang] ,*>lie & ,nancy _h qu>rel$4 ,aft] _! supp] ,"m tri$ to re-e/abli% fri5dly relations4 ,%e told !m ( ! ,bible v]se1 ,let n ! sun g d[n ^u y\r wra?4 ,n[1 ,*>lie1 %e plead$1 are y go+ to let ! sun g d[n on y\r wra?8 ,*>lie squirm$ a little4 ,!n3 ,well1 h[ c ,i /op x8 ,:5 a husb& loses 8 temp] he usually f9ds 8 wife's4 ,x is easy en\gh to re/ra9 our wra? :5 ! o!r fell[ is ! bigg]4 ,,anniv]s>ies ,,mrs4 ,,jones--,does y\r husb& rememb] y\r w$d+ anniv]s>y8 ,,mrs4 ,,smi?--,no2 s ,i rem9d him ( x 9 ,janu>y & ,june1 & get two pres5ts4 ,,antidotes ,suppose1 ask$ ! pr(essor 9 *emi/ry1 t y 7 summon$ to ! side ( a pati5t :o _h accid5tally swall[$ a heavy dose ( oxalic acid1 :at w\ld y adm9i/]8 ,! /ud5t :o1 /udy+ = ! m9i/ry1 took *emi/ry because x 0 obligatory 9 ! c\rse1 repli$1 ,i w\ld adm9i/] ! sacram5t4 ,,appe>ances ,h[ fat & well y\r little boy looks4 ,ah1 y %\ld nev] judge f appe>ances4 ,he's got a gumboil on "o side ( 8 face & he has be5 /ung by a wasp on ! o!r4 ,,applause ,a c]ta9 !atrical tr\pe1 aft] a dre>y & unsuccessful t\r1 f9ally arriv$ 9 a small ,new ,j]sey t[n4 ,t night1 ?\gh !re 0 no furore or g5]al upris+ ( ! audi5ce1 !re 0 en\gh h&-clapp+ to ar\se ! tr\pe's deject$ spirits4 ,! lead+ man /epp$ to ! foot-lights aft] ! fir/ act & b[$ pr(\ndly4 ,/ill ! clapp+ cont9u$4 ,:5 he w5t beh9d ! sc5es he saw an ,iri% /ageh& laugh+ he>tily4 ,well1 :at d y ?9k ( t8 ask$ ! actor1 ?r[+ out 8 *e/4 ,:at d'ye mane8 repli$ ! ,iri%man4 ,:y1 ! h&-clapp+ out !re1 0 ! reply4 ,h&-clapp+8 ,yes1 said ! ,!spian1 !y are giv+ me en\gh applause to %[ !y appreciate me4 ,d'ye call ?ot applause8 inquir$ ! old fell[4 ,:oi1 ?ot's n applause4 ,?ot's ! audi5ce kill9' mosquitoes4 ,applause is ! spur ( noble m9ds1 ! end & aim ( weak ones4--,colton4 ,o ,popul> ,applause6 :at he>t ( man is pro( aga9/ ?y sweet1 s$uc+ *>ms8--,c[p]4 ,,arbitration ,,int]national ,a w> 0 go+ on1 & "o day1 ! pap]s be+ full ( ! grim details ( a bloody battle1 a woman said to h] husb&3 ,?is slaught] is %ock+4 ,x's fi5di%4 ,c no?+ he done to /op x8 ,i'm afraid n1 h] husb& answ]$4 ,:y don't bo? sides come toge!r & arbitrate8 %e cri$4 ,!y did1 said he4 ,!y did1 'way back 9 ,june4 ,t's h[ ! gol-durn$ ?+ />t$4 ,,ari?metic ,he seems to be v clev]4 ,yes1 inde$1 he c ev5 d ! problems t 8 *ildr5 h to "w out at s*ool4 ,,sonny--,aw1 pop1 ,i don't want] /udy ari?metic4 ,,pop--,:at6 a son ( m9e gr[ up & n he able to figure up baseball scores & batt+ av]ages8 ,nev]6 ,,tea*]--,n[1 ,johnny1 suppose ,i %\ld borr[ #ajj f y\r fa!r & %\ld pay him #aj a mon? = t5 mon?s1 h[ mu* w\ld ,i !n owe him8 ,,johnny--,ab\t #c int]e/4 ,see h[ ,i c c\nt1 mama1 said ,kitty4 ,!re's my "r foot4 ,t's "o4 ,!re's my left foot4 ,t's two4 ,two & "o make ?ree4 ,?ree feet make a y>d1 & ,i want to g out & play 9 x6 ,two old salts :o _h sp5t mo/ ( _! lives on fi%+ smacks _h an argum5t "o day z to :i* 0 ! bett] ma!matician1 said ,george ,c4 ,wi$5may] ! o!r day4 ,f9ally ! capta9 ( _! %ip propos$ ! foll[+ problem :i* ea* w\ld try to "w out3 ',if a fi%+ crew caught #ejj p\nds ( cod & br\ght _! cat* to port & sold x at #f c5ts a p\nd1 h[ mu* w\ld !y receive = ! fi%8' ,well1 ! two old fell[s got to "w1 b nei!r seem$ able to ma/] ! intricacies ( ! deal 9 fi%1 & !y 7 unable to get any answ]4 ,at la/ old ,bill turn$ to ! capta9 & ask$ him to repeat ! problem4 ,! capta9 />t$ (f3 ',if a fi%+ crew caught #ejj p\nds ( cod &--4' ',wait a mom5t1' said ,bill1 'is x codfi% !y caught8' ',yep1' said ! capta94 ',d>n x all1' said ,bill4 ',no wond] ,i c\ldn't get an answ]4 ,"h ,i've be5 figur+ on salmon all ! "t4' ,,armies ,a new volunte] at a national gu>d encampm5t :o _h n q le>n$ 8 bus9ess1 0 on s5try duty1 "o night1 :5 a fri5d br\ght a pie f ! cante54 ,z he sat on ! grass eat+ pie1 ! major saunt]$ up 9 undress uni=m4 ,! s5try1 n recogniz+ him1 did n salute1 & ! major /opp$ & said3 ,:at's t y h !re8 ,pie1 said ! s5try1 good-natur$ly4 ,apple pie4 ,h a bite8 ,! major fr[n$4 ,d y "k :o ,i am8 he ask$4 ,no1 said ! s5try1 unless y're ! major's groom4 ,! major %ook 8 head4 ,guess aga91 he gr[l$4 ,! b>b] f ! village8 ,no4 ,maybe--"h ! s5try laugh$--maybe y're ! major himself8 ,t's "r4 ,i am ! major1 0 ! /]n reply4 ,! s5try scrambl$ to 8 feet4 ,good graci\s6 he exclaim$4 ,hold ! pie1 w y1 :ile ,i pres5t arms6 ,! battle 0 go+ aga9/ him4 ,! comm&]-9-*ief1 himself rul] ( ! ,s\? ,am]ican republic1 s5t an aide to ! re>1 ord]+ ,g5]al ,blanco to br+ up 8 regim5t at once4 ,t5 m9utes pass$2 b x didn't come4 ,tw5ty1 ?irty1 & an h\r--/ill no regim5t4 ,! aide came te>+ back hatless1 brea?less4 ,my regim5t6 ,my regim5t6 ,:]e is x8 ,:]e is x8 %riek$ ! comm&]4 ,g5]al1 answ]$ ! excit$ aide1 ,blanco />t$ x all "r1 b !re are a c\ple ( drunk5 ,am]icans d[n ! road & !y won't let x g by4 ,an army (fic] decid$ to see = himself h[ 8 s5tries 7 do+ _! duty4 ,he 0 some:at surpris$ at ov]he>+ ! foll[+3 ,halt6 ,:o goes !re8 ,fri5d--) a bottle4 ,pass1 fri5d4 ,halt1 bottle4 ,a w> is a fe>ful ?+1 said ,mr4 ,dolan4 ,x is1 repli$ ,mr4 ,raff]ty4 ,:5 y see ! fi]c5ess ( memb]s ( ! army t[>d "o ano!r1 ! fate ( a common enemy mu/ be horrible4 ,see also ,milit>y ,discipl9e4 ,,army ,,rations ,! colonel ( a volunte] regim5t camp+ 9 ,virg9ia came across a private on ! outskirts ( ! camp1 pa9fully mun*+ on some?+4 ,8 face 0 wry & 8 lips seem$ to move only ) ! greate/ ef=t4 ,:at are y eat+8 dem&$ ! colonel4 ,p]simmons1 sir4 ,good ,heav5s6 ,hav5't y got any m s5se ?an to eat p]simmons at ?is "t ( ! ye>8 ,!y'll puck] ! v /oma* out ( y4 ,i "k1 sir4 ,t's :y ,i'm eat9' 'em4 ,i'm try9' to %r9k me /oma* to fit me rations4 ,on ! occasion ( ! annual encampm5t ( a we/]n militia1 "o ( ! soldi]s1 a cl]k :o liv$ well at home1 0 exp]i5c+ mu* difficulty 9 dispos+ ( 8 rations4 ,a fell[-suff]] ne>by 0 wat*+ ) no little amusem5t ! fir/ soldi]'s attempts to ,flet*]ize a piece ( meat4 ,any tr\ble1 ,tom8 ask$ ! second soldi] s>ca/ically4 ,none 9 p>ticul>1 0 ! response4 ,!n1 aft] a sull5 survey ( ! bit ( beef he held 9 8 h&1 ! amateur fight] obs]v$3 ,bill1 ,i n[ fully realize :at p mean :5 !y speak ( ! s9ews ( w>4--,h[>d ,morse4 ,,art ,!re 0 an old sculptor nam$ ,phidias1 ,^: k ( ,art 0 invidi\s4 ,he c>v$ ,aphrodite ,)\t any nightie-- ,:i* />tl$ ! purely fa/idi\s4 --,gilb]t ,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,! fri5d _h dropp$ 9 to see ,d',aub]1 ! great animal pa9t]1 put ! f9i%+ t\*es on 8 late/ pa9t+4 ,he 0 my/ifi$1 h[ev]1 :5 ,d',aub] took "s raw meat & rubb$ x vigor\sly ov] ! pa9t$ rabbit 9 ! =egr\nd4 ,:y on e>? did y d t8 he ask$4 ,:y y see1 expla9$ ,d',aub]1 ,mrs ,millions is com+ to see ?is picture today4 ,:5 %e sees h] pet poodle smell t rabbit1 & get excit$ ov] x1 %e'll buy x on ! spot4 ,a "y arti/ once p]suad$ ,:i/l] to come & view 8 late/ ef=t4 ,! two /ood be=e ! canvas = "s mom5ts 9 sil5ce4 ,f9ally ! "y man ask$ timidly1 ,don't y ?9k1 sir1 t ?is pa9t+ ( m9e is--well--er--tol]able8 ,:i/l]'s eyes tw9kl$ dang]\sly4 ,:at is y\r op9ion ( a tol]able egg8 he ask$4 ,! amateur arti/ 0 pa9t+ sunset1 r$ ) blue /reaks & gre5 dots4 ,! old ru/ic1 at a respectful di/ance1 0 wat*+4 ,ah1 said ! arti/ look+ up sudd5ly1 p]haps to y1 too1 ,nature has op5$ h] sky picture page by page6 ,h y se5 ! lamb5t flame ( dawn leap+ across ! livid ea/2 ! r$-/a9$1 sulphur\s islets float+ 9 ! lake ( fire 9 ! we/2 ! ragg$ cl\ds at midnight1 black z a rav5's w+1 blott+ out ! %udd]+ moon8 ,no1 repli$ ! ru/ic1 n s9ce ,i give up dr9k4 ,art is inde$ n ! bread b ! w9e ( life4--,jean ,paul ,ri*t]4 ,n[ nature is n at v>iance ) art1 nor art ) nature2 !y be+ bo? ! s]vants ( ,8 provid5ce4 ,art is ! p]fection ( nature4 ,7 ! _w n[ z x 0 ! six? day1 !re 7 yet a *aos4 ,nature ha? made "o _w1 & art ano!r4 ,9 brief1 all ?+s are artificial2 = nature is ! art ( ,god4--,sir ,?omas ,br[ne4 ,,arti/s ,,arti/--,i'd l to devote my la/ picture to a *>itable purpose4 ,,critic--,:y n give x to an in/itution = ! bl9d8 ,weal? has its p5alties4 said ! ready-made philosoph]4 ,yes1 repli$ ,mr4 ,cumrox4 ,i'd r be back at ! de> old factory ?an le>n+ to pron\nce ! names ( ! old ma/]s 9 my picture-gall]y4 ,,critic--,by ,george1 old *ap1 :5 ,i look at "o ( y\r pa9t+s ,i /& & wond]-- ,,arti/--,h[ ,i d x8 ,,critic ,no2 :y y d x4 ,he t seeks popul>ity 9 art closes ! door on 8 own g5ius3 z he mu/ ne$s pa9t = o!r m9ds1 & n = 8 own4--,mrs4 ,jameson4 ,,a?letes ,! call]'s eye _h caught ! photograph ( ,tommie ,billups1 /&+ on ! desk ( ,mr4 ,billups4 ,t y\r boy1 ,billups8 he ask$4 ,yes1 said ,billups1 he's a sophomore up at ,b9kton ,college4 ,looks intellectual r ?an a?letic1 said ! call]4 ,oh1 he's an a?lete all "r1 said ,billups4 ,:5 x comes to runn+ up acc\nts1 & jump+ 8 bo>d-bill1 & lift+ 8 voice1 & ?r[+ a ?irty-two p\nd bluff1 !re isn't a gladiator 9 creation t c give my boy ,tommie any k9d ( a h&icap4 ,he's j writt5 = an extra *eck4 ,& z a pr\d fa!r y are s5d+ x1 ,i don't d\bt1 smil$ ! call]4 ,yes1 gr9n$ ,billups2 ,i am s5d+ him a ra9-*eck ,i got at ! hall-game ye/]day4 ,z an a?lete1 he'll appreciate its value4--,j4,k4,b4 ,,att5tion ,! sup]visor ( a s*ool 0 try+ to prove t *ildr5 are lack+ 9 obs]vation4 ,to ! *ildr5 he said1 ,n[1 *ildr51 tell me a numb] to put on ! bo>d4 ,"s *ild said1 ,?irty-six4 ,! sup]visor wrote sixty-?ree4 ,he ask$ = ano!r numb]1 & sev5ty-six 0 giv54 ,he wrote sixty-sev54 ,:5 a ?ird numb] 0 ask$1 a *ild :o app>5tly _h paid no att5tion call$ out3 ,!v5ty-!v54 ,*ange t y ?uck]6 ,,au?ors ,! foll[+ is a recipe = an au?or3 ,take ! usual numb] ( f+]s1 ,add pap]1 manila or :ite1 ,a typewrit]1 pl5ty ( po/age ,& some?+ or o!r to write4 --,life4 ,osc> ,wilde1 ^u he>+ "o ( ,:i/l]'s bon mots exclaim$3 ,oh1 ,jimmy2 ,i wi% ,i _h said t6 ,nev] m9d1 de> ,osc>1 0 ! rejo9d]1 y w6 ,,! ,,au?or--,w\ld y advise me to get out a small edition8 ,,! ,,publi%]--,yes1 ! small] ! bett]4 ,! m sc>ce a book is at ! end ( f\r or five c5turies ! m money y realize f x4 ,,ambiti\s ,,au?or--,hurray6 ,five doll>s = my late/ /ory1 ',! ,call ( ! ,lure6' ,,fa/ ,,fri5d--,:o f8 ,,ambiti\s ,,au?or--,! express company4 ,!y lo/ x4 ,a lady :o _h arrang$ an au?ors' read+ at h] h\se succe$$ 9 p]suad+ h] reluctant husb& to /ay home t ev5+ to assi/ 9 receiv+ ! gue/s4 ,he /ood ! ent]ta9m5t z long z he c\ld--?ree au?ors1 to be exact--& !n made an excuse t he 0 go+ to op5 ! front door to let 9 "s fre% air4 ,9 ! hall he f\nd "o ( ! s]vants asleep on a settee4 ,wake up6 he comm&$1 %ak+ ! fell[ r\ghly4 ,:at does ?is mean1 y\r be+ asleep out "h8 ,y mu/ h be5 li/5+ at ! keyhole4 ,an ambiti\s "y man call$ ^u a publi%] & /at$ t he _h decid$ to write a book4 ,may ,i v5ture to inquire z to ! nature ( ! book y propose to write8 ask$ ! publi%]1 v politely4 ,oh1 came 9 an (fh& way f ! aspirant to lit]>y fame1 ,i ?9k ( do+ some?+ on ! l9e ( ',les ,mis]ables1' only liveli]1 y "k4 ,s y h _h a long siege ( n]v\s pro/ration8 we say to ! hagg>d au?or4 ,:at caus$ x8 ,ov]work8 ,9 a way1 yes1 he answ]s weakly4 ,i tri$ to d a novel ) a ,rob]t ,w4 ,*amb]s h]o & a ,m>y ,e4 ,wilk9s h]o9e4--,life4 ,m>k ,twa9 at a d9n] at ! ,au?ors' ,club said3 ,speak+ ( fre% eggs1 ,i am rem9d$ ( ! t[n ( ,squa%4 ,9 my e>ly lectur+ days ,i w5t to ,squa% to lecture 9 ,temp]ance ,hall1 arriv+ 9 ! aft]noon4 ,! t[n seem$ v poorly bill$4 ,i ?\ght ,i'd f9d out if ! p knew any?+ at all ab\t :at 0 9 /ore = !m4 ,s ,i turn$ 9 at ! g5]al /ore4 ',good aft]noon1 fri5d1' ,i said to ! g5]al /orekeep]4 ',any ent]ta9m5t "h tonight to help a /rang] :ile away 8 ev5+8' ,! g5]al /orekeep]1 :o 0 sort+ mack]els1 /raight5$ up1 wip$ 8 br9y h&s on 8 apron1 & said3 ',i expect !re's go9' to be a lecture4 ,i've be5 sell9' eggs all day4 ,an ,am]ican fri5d ( ,edmond ,ro/& says t ! great dramati/ once told him ( a curi\s enc\nt] he _h _h ) a local magi/rate 9 a t[n n f> f 8 own4 ,x appe>s t ,ro/& _h be5 ask$ to regi/] ! bir? ( a fri5d's newly arriv$ son4 ,! cl]k at ! regi/ry (fice 0 an (fici\s little *ap1 b5t on c>ry+ out ! lett] ( ! law4 ,! foll[+ dialogue ensu$3 ,y\r "n1 sir8 ,edmond ,ro/&4 ,vocation8 ,man ( lett]s1 & memb] ( ! ,fr5* ,academy4 ,v well1 sir4 ,y mu/ sign y\r "n4 ,c y write8 ,if n1 y may make a cross4--,h[>d ,morse4 ,george ,w4 ,cable1 ! s\!rn writ]1 0 visit+ a we/]n city :]e he 0 invit$ to inspect ! new free libr>y4 ,! libr>ian conduct$ ! fam\s writ] ?r\gh ! build+ until !y f9ally rea*$ ! dep>tm5t ( books devot$ to fiction4 ,we h all y\r books1 ,mr4 ,cable1 pr\dly said ! libr>ian4 ,y see !re !y are--all ( !m on ! %elves !re3 n "o miss+4 ,& ,mr4 ,cable's he>ty laugh 0 n = ! reason t ! libr>ian ?\ght6 ,brief ,hi/ory ( a ,successful ,au?or3 ,f ink-pots to fle%-pots--,r4,r4 ,kirk4 ,x took me ne>ly t5 ye>s to le>n t ,i c\ldn't write /ories4 ,i suppose y gave x up !n8 ,no1 no4 ,by t "t ,i _h a reputation4 ,i dream my /ories1 said ,hicks1 ! au?or4 ,h[ y mu/ dread go+ to b$6 exclaim$ ,cynicus4 ,! five-ye>-old son ( ,james ,opp5heim1 au?or ( ,! ,olympian1 0 rec5tly ask$ :at "w he 0 go+ to d :5 he became a man4 ,oh1 ,ralph repli$1 ,i'm n go+ to "w at all4 ,well1 :at are y go+ to d1 !n8 he 0 ask$4 ,:y1 he said s]i\sly1 ,i'm j go+ to write /ories1 l daddy4 ,william ,dean ,h[ells is ! k9dlie/ ( critics1 b n[ & !n "s popul> noveli/'s conceit w cause him to bri/le up a little4 ,y "k1 said "o1 fi%+ = complim5ts1 ,i get ri*] & ri*]1 b all ! same ,i ?9k my "w is fall+ (f4 ,my new "w is n s good z my old4 ,oh1 nons5se6 said ,mr4 ,h[ells4 ,y write j z well z y ev] did4 ,y\r ta/e is improv+1 t's all4 ,james ,oliv] ,curwood1 a noveli/1 tells ( a rec5t enc\nt] ) ! law4 ,! value ( a %ort /ory he 0 writ+ dep5d$ ^u a c]ta9 legal situation :i* he f\nd difficult to manage4 ,go+ to a lawy] ( 8 acqua9tance he told him ! plot & 0 %[n a way to ! desir$ end4 ,y've sav$ me j #ajj1 he exclaim$1 = t's :at ,i am go+ to get = ?is /ory4 ,a week lat] he receiv$ a bill f ! lawy] z foll[s3 ,= lit]>y advice1 #ajj4 ,he says he paid4 ,tri$ to sk9 me1 t scribbl] did6 ,:at did he want8 ,want$ to get out a book jo9tly1 he to write ! book & ,i to write ! adv]tisem5ts4 ,i turn$ him d[n4 ,i wasn't go+ to d all ! lit]>y "w4 ,at a ,london d9n] rec5tly ! conv]sation turn$ to ! v>i\s me?ods ( work+ employ$ by lit]>y g5iuses4 ,among ! examples cit$ 0 t ( a well-kn[n poet1 :o1 x is said1 0 wont to ar\se 8 wife ab\t f\r o'clock 9 ! morn+ & exclaim1 ,m>ia1 get up2 ,i've ?\ght ( a good ^w6 ,:]eupon ! poet's ob$i5t helpmate w\ld crawl out ( b$ & make a note ( ! ?\ght-( ^w4 ,ab\t an h\r lat]1 l z n1 a new inspiration w\ld seize ! b>d1 :]eupon he w\ld aga9 ar\se 8 wife1 say+1 ,m>ia1 ,m>ia1 get up6 ,i've ?\ght ( a bett] ^w6 ,! company 9 g5]al li/5$ to ! /ory ) admiration1 b a m]ry-ey$ ,am]ican girl rem>k$3 ,well1 if he'd be5 my husb& ,i %\ld h repli$1 ',alpheus1 get up y\rself2 ,i've ?\ght ( a bad ^w6' ,!re is probably no hell = au?ors 9 ! next _w--!y suff] s mu* f critics & publi%]s 9 ?is4--,bovee4 ,a ?\ght ^u my =ehead1 ,my h& up to my face2 ,i want to be an au?or1 ,an air ( /udi$ grace6 ,i want to be an au?or1 ,) g5ius on my br[2 ,i want to be an au?or1 ,& ,i want to be x n[6 --,ella ,hut*ison ,ellwang]4 ,t writ] does ! mo/1 :o gives 8 read] ! mo/ k1 & takes f him ! lea/ "t4--,c4,c4 ,colton4 ,habits ( close att5tion1 ?9k+ heads1 ,become m r>e z dissipation spreads1 ,till au?ors he> at l5g? "o g5]al cry ,tickle & ent]ta9 u1 or we die6 --,c[p]4 ,! au?or :o speaks ab\t 8 own books is almo/ z bad z a "m :o talks ab\t h] own *ildr54--,disraeli4 ,,automobiles ,,tea*]--,if a man saves #b a week1 h[ long w x take him to save a ?\s&8 ,,boy--,he nev] w\ld1 ma'am4 ,aft] he got #ijj he'd buy a c>4 ,h[ fa/ is y\r c>1 ,jimpson8 ask$ ,h>kaway4 ,well1 said ,jimpson1 x keeps ab\t six mon?s ahead ( my income g5]ally4 ,:at is ! "n ( y\r automobile8 ,i don't "k4 ,y don't "k8 ,:at d y\r folks call x8 ,oh1 z to t1 fa!r always says ',! ,mortgage'2 bro!r ,tom calls x ',! ,fake'2 "m1 ',my ,lim\s9e'2 si/]1 ',our ,c>'2 gr&ma1 ',t ,p]il'2 ! *auffeur1 ',"s ,freak1' & our neighbors1 ',! ,limit4'--,life4 ,:at little boy c tell me ! diff]5ce betwe5 ! 'quick' & ! 'dead8' ask$ ! ,sunday-s*ool tea*]4 ,willie wav$ 8 h& frantically4 ,well1 ,willie8 ,please1 ma'am1 ! 'quick' are ! ones t get out ( ! way ( automobiles2 ! ones t don't are ! 'dead4' ,d y h mu* tr\ble ) y\r automobile8 ,tr\ble6 ,say1 ,i c\ldn't h m if ,i 0 m>ri$ to ! blam$ ma*9e4 ,a little ,bru% *ugg$ pa9fully up to ! gate ( a race track4 ,! gate-keep]1 dem&+ ! usual fee = automobiles1 call$3 ,a doll> = ! c>6 ,! own] look$ up ) a pa!tic smile ( relief & said3 ,sold6 ,autos ru% 9 :]e mortgages h d>$ to tread4 ,see also ,=ds2 ,pr(anity4 ,,automobil+ ,sorry1 g5tlem51 said ! new con/able1 b ,i'll hev to run ye 94 ,we be5 keep9' tabs on ye s5ce ye left ,huckleb]ry ,corn]s4 ,:y1 t's nons5se6 said ,dubbleigh4 ,x's tak5 u f\r h\rs to come tw5ty miles1 ?anks to a flabby tire4 ,t's only five miles an h\r4 ,sure6 said ! new con/able1 b ! spe$ law r\nd ^! "h p>ts is t5 mile an h\r1 & by ,jehosophat ,i'm go9' to make y ott]mobile fell]s live up to x4 ,two /reet p$l]s 9 ,brad=d1 ,engl&1 b\ght a horse = #aa4be4 ,x 0 kill$ by a motor-c> "o day & ! own] ( ! c> paid !m #aae = ! loss4 ,!reupon a new indu/ry sprang up on ! roads ( ,engl&4 ,x 0 v romantic1 says ! fri5d4 ,he propos$ to h] 9 ! automobile4 ,yes8 we murmur1 enc\rag+ly4 ,& %e accept$ him 9 ! hospital4 ,:at y want to d is to h t mudhole 9 ! road fix$1 said ! visitor4 ,t goes to %[1 repli$ ,f>m] ,corntassel1 h[ little y re=m]s und]/& local conditions4 ,i've purty nigh paid (f a mortgage ) ! money ,i made haulm' automobiles out o' t mud-hole4 ,! old lady f ! c\ntry & h] small son 7 driv+ to t[n :5 a huge automobile bore d[n ^u !m4 ,! horse 0 badly fright5$ & began to prance1 :]eupon ! old lady leap$ d[n & wav$ wildly to ! *auffeur1 scream+ at ! top ( h] voice4 ,! *auffeur /opp$ ! c> & (f]$ to help get ! horse pa/4 ,t's all "r1 said ! boy1 :o rema9$ compos$ly 9 ! c>riage1 ,i c manage ! horse4 ,y j lead ,"m pa/4 ,:at makes y c>ry t horrible %riek ma*9e = an automobile signal8 ,= humane reasons4 repli$ ,mr4 ,*ugg+4 ,if ,i c p>alyze a p]son ) fe> he w keep /ill & ,i c run to "o side ( him4 ,9 c]ta9 sections ( ,we/ ,virg9ia !re is no lik+ = automobili/s1 z 0 evid5c$ 9 ! case ( a ,wa%+tonian :o 0 motor+ 9 a sp>sely settl$ region ( ! ,/ate4 ,?is g5tleman 0 hal$ be=e a local magi/rate ^u ! compla9t ( a con/able4 ,! magi/rate1 a good-natur$ man1 0 n1 h[ev]1 absolutely c]ta9 t ! ,wa%+tonian's c> _h be5 driv5 too fa/2 & ! own] /\tly insi/$ t he _h be5 progress+ at ! rate ( only six miles an h\r4 ,:y1 y\r ,honor1 he said1 my eng9e 0 out ( ord]1 & ,i 0 go+ v sl[ly because ,i 0 afraid x w\ld break d[n completely4 ,i give y my ^w1 sir1 y c\ld h walk$ z fa/ z ,i 0 runn+4 ,well1 said ! magi/rate1 aft] due reflection1 y don't appe> to h be5 exce$+ ! spe$ limit1 b at ! same "t y mu/ h be5 guilty ( some?+1 or y w\ldn't be "h4 ,i f9e y t5 doll>s = loit]+4--,f5imore ,m>t94 ,,aviation ,! aviator's wife 0 tak+ h] fir/ trip ) h] husb& 9 8 air%ip4 ,wait a m9ute1 ,george1 %e said4 ,i'm afraid we w h to g d[n aga94 ,:at's wrong8 ask$ h] husb&4 ,i believe ,i h dropp$ "o ( ! pe>l buttons (f my jacket4 ,i ?9k ,i c see x gli/5+ on ! gr\nd4 ,keep y\r seat1 my de>1 said ! aviator1 t's ,lake ,erie4 ,,aviator 7to "y assi/ant1 :o has begun to be fright5$7--,well1 :at d y want n[8 ,,assi/ant 7:imp]+7--,i want ! e>?4--,abbie ,c4 ,dixon4 ,:5 ,claude ,grahame-,:ite ! fam\s aviator1 au?or ( ,! ,a]oplane 9 ,w>1 0 9 ?is c\ntry n long ago1 he 0 sp5d+ a week-end at a c\ntry home4 ,he tells ! foll[+ /ory ( an incid5t t 0 v amus+ to him4 ,! fir/ night t ,i arriv$1 a d9n] p>ty 0 giv54 ,feel+ v en?usia/ic ov] ! rec5t flights1 ,i began to tell ! "y woman :o 0 my p>tn] at ! table ( "s ( ! details ( ! aviation sport4 ,x 0 n until ! dess]t 0 br\ght on t ,i realiz$ t ,i _h be5 do+ all ! talk+2 inde$1 ! "y woman seat$ next me _h n utt]$ a s+le ^w s9ce ,i fir/ began talk+ ab\t aviation4 ,p]haps %e 0 n int]e/$ 9 ! subject1 ,i ?\ght1 al?\gh to an en?usia/ l me x seem$ q incr$ible4 ',i am afraid ,i h be5 bor+ y ) ?is %op talk1 ,i said1 feel+ z if ,i %\ld apologize4 ',oh1 n at all1' %e murmur$1 9 v polite tones2 'b w\ld y m9d tell+ me1 :at is aviation8'--,m4,a4 ,hit*cock4 ,,aviators ,little drops 9 wat]-- ,little drops on l&-- ,make ! aviator1 ,jo9 ! heav5ly b&4 --,satire4 ,are y an exp]i5c$ aviator8 ,well1 sir1 ,i h be5 at x six weeks & ,i am all "h4--,life4 ,,babies ,see ,*ildr54 ,,baccalaureate ,,s]mons ,,pr\d ,,fa!r--,rick1 my boy1 if y live up to y\r oration y'll be an honor to ! family4 ,,val$ictorian-,i expect to d bett] ?an t1 fa!r4 ,i am go+ to try to live up to ! baccalaureate s]mon4 ,,bact]ia ,!re once 7 "s le>n$ ,m4,d4's1 ,:o captur$ "s g]ms ( disease1 ,& infect$ a tra9 ,:i*1 )\t caus+ pa91 ,all[$ "o to cat* x ) ease4 ,two doctors met 9 ! hall ( ! hospital4 ,well1 said ! fir/1 :at's new ?is morn+8 ,i've got a mo/ curi\s case4 ,woman1 cross-ey$2 9 fact1 s cross-ey$ t :5 %e cries ! te>s run d[n h] back4 ,:at are y do+ = h]8 ,j n[1 0 ! answ]1 we're treat+ h] = bact]ia4 ,,badges ,mrs4 ,philpots came pant+ d[n/airs on h] way to ! temp]ance society meet+4 ,%e 0 a %ort1 plump woman4 ,addie1 run up to my room & get my blue ribbon rosette1 ! temp]ance badge1 %e direct$ h] maid4 ,i h =gott5 x4 ,y w "k x1 ,addie--blue ribbon & gold lett]+4 ,yas'm1 ,i kn[s x "r well4 ,addie c\ld n read1 b %e knew a blue ribbon ) gold lett]+ :5 %e saw x1 & !re=e _h n tr\ble 9 f9d+ x & fa/5+ x prop]ly on ! dress ( h] mi/ress4 ,at ! meet+ ,mrs4 ,philpots 0 too busy greet+ h] fri5ds to note t !y smil$ :5 !y %ook h&s ) h]4 ,:5 %e rea*$ home supp] 0 s]v$1 s %e w5t directly to ! d9+-room1 :]e ! o!r memb]s ( ! family 7 seat$4 ,graci\s me1 ,"m6 exclaim$ h] son3 t blue ribbon--y hav5't be5 we>+ t at ! temp]ance meet+8 ,a l\d laugh w5t up on all sides4 ,:y1 :at is x1 ,h>ry8 ask$ ! good woman1 clut*+ at ! ribbon 9 surprise4 ,:y1 ,"m de>1 didn't y "k t 0 ! ribbon ,i won at ! %[8 ,! gold lett]+ on ! ribbon read3 ,,int]/ate ,,p\ltry ,,%[ ,fir/ ,prize ,bantam ,,baggage ,an ,ab]donian w5t to sp5d a few days 9 ,london ) 8 son1 :o _h done exceptionally well 9 ! great metropolis4 ,aft] _! fir/ greet+s at ,k+'s ,cross ,/ation1 ! "y fell[ rem>k$3 ,fey!r1 y are n look9' weel4 ,is !re any?+ ! matt]8 ,! old man repli$1 ,aye1 lad1 ,i h _h q an accid5t4 ,:at 0 t1 fey!r8 ,mon1 he said1 on ?is j\rney frae bonnie ,scotl& ,i lo/ my luggage4 ,de>1 de>1 t's too bad2 'oo did x happ58 ,aweel repli$ ! ,ab]donian1 ! cork cam' oot4 ,johnnie ,poe1 "o ( ! fam\s ,pr9ceton football family1 & incid5tally a great-nephew ( ,edg> ,allan ,poe1 0 a g5]al 9 ! army ( ,honduras 9 "o ( _! rec5t w>s4 ,f9ally1 :5 ?+s began to look black ) peace & ! ,am]ican g5]al discov]$ t 8 pr9cely pay :5 translat$ into ,unit$ ,/ates money 0 ab\t sixty c5ts a day1 he /ruck = ! coa/4 ,!re he f\nd a ,unit$ ,/ates w>%ip & ask$ transportation home4 ,sure1 ! comm&] told him4 ,we'll be glad to h y4 ,come abo>d :5ev] y l & br+ y\r luggage4 ,?anks1 said ,poe w>mly4 ,i'll sure d t4 ,i only h fifty-f\r pieces4 ,:at6 exclaim$ ! comm&]4 ,:at d y ?9k ,i'm runn+8 ,a freight]8 ,oh1 well1 y ne$n't get excit$ ab\t x1 purr$ ,poe4 ,my fifty-f\r pieces consi/ ( "o pair ( socks & a pack ( play+ c>ds4 ,,baldness ,"o "m :o /ill consid]s ,m>cel waves z ! mo/ fa%ionable way ( dress+ ! hair 0 at "w on ! job4 ,h] little eight-ye>-old girl 0 cr\*$ on h] fa!r's lap1 wat*+ h] "m4 ,e once 9 a :ile ! baby f+]s w\ld slide ov] ! smoo? & glossy pate :i* is ,fa!r's4 ,no waves = y1 ,fa!r1 rem>k$ ! little "o4 ,y're all bea*4 ,7 any ( y\r boyi% ambitions ev] realiz$8 ask$ ! s5tim5tali/4 ,yes1 repli$ ! practical p]son4 ,:5 my "m us$ to cut my hair ,i (t5 wi%$ ,i might be bald-head$4 ,congressman ,longwor? is n gift$ ) mu* hair1 8 head be+ ab\t z %9y z a billi>d ball4 ,"o day ex-presid5t ,taft1 !n ,secret>y ( ,w>1 & ,congressman ,longwor? salli$ into a b>b]%op4 ,hair cut8 ask$ ! b>b] ( ,longwor?4 ,yes1 answ]$ ! ,congressman4 ,oh1 no1 ,nick1 comm5t$ ! ,secret>y ( ,w> f ! next *air1 y don't want a hair cut2 y want a %9e4 ,o1 ,"m1 :y are ! m5 9 ! front baldhead$8 ,!y b\ght _! tickets f scalp]s1 my *ild4 ,! co/um] came =w>d to att5d to ! n]v\s old beau :o 0 mopp+ 8 bald & %9+ poll ) a big silk h&k]*ief4 ,& :at c ,i d = y8 he ask$4 ,i want a little help 9 ! way ( a sugge/ion1 said ! old fell[4 ,i int5d go+ to ! ,fr5* ,/ud5ts' masqu]ade ball to-night1 & ,i want a di/9ctly orig9al co/ume--some?+ ,i may be sure no "o else w we>4 ,:at w\ld y sugge/8 ,! co/um] look$ him ov] att5tively1 be/[+ special notice on ! gleam+ knob4 ,well1 ,i'll tell y1 he said !n1 ?\ghtfully3 :y don't y sug> y\r head & g z a pill8--,frank ,x4 ,f9negan4 ,unit$ ,/ates ,s5ator ,ollie ,james1 ( ,k5tucky1 is bald4 ,does be+ bald bo!r y mu*8 a c&id fri5d ask$ him once4 ,yes1 a little1 answ]$ ! tru?ful ,james4 ,i suppose y feel ! cold sev]ely 9 w9t]1 w5t on ! fri5d4 ,no2 x's n t s mu*1 said ! ,s5ator4 ,! ma9 bo!r is :5 ,i'm wa%+ myself--unless ,i keep my hat on ,i don't "k :]e my face /ops4 ,a ne>-sight$ old lady at a d9n]-p>ty1 "o ev5+1 _h = h] companion on ! left a v bald-head$ old g5tleman4 ,:ile talk+ to ! g5tleman at h] "r %e dropp$ h] napk9 unconsci\sly4 ,! bald-head$ g5tleman1 9 /oop+ to pick x up1 t\*$ h] arm4 ,! old lady turn$ ar\nd1 %ook h] head1 & v politely said3 ,no melon1 ?ank y4 ,,banks ,,& ,,bank+ ,dur+ a f9ancial panic1 a ,g]man f>m] w5t to a bank = "s money4 ,he 0 told t ! bank 0 n pay+ out money1 b 0 us+ ca%i]'s *ecks4 ,he c\ld n und]/& ?is1 & insi/$ on money4 ,! (fic]s took him 9 h&1 "o aft] ano!r1 ) little effect4 ,at la/ ! presid5t tri$ 8 h&1 & aft] long & m9ute explanation1 "s inkl+ ( ! situation seem$ to be dawn+ on ! f>m]'s m9d4 ,mu* enc\rag$1 ! presid5t said3 ,y und]/& n[ h[ x is1 don't y1 ,mr44 ,s*midt8 ,i t'ink ,i d1 admitt$ ,mr4 ,s*midt4 ,x's l dis1 a9dt x8 ,v5 my baby vakes up at night & vants "s milk1 ,i gif him a milk ticket4 ,%e advanc$ to ! pay+ tell]'s w9d[ &1 h&+ 9 a *eck = fifty doll>s1 /at$ t x 0 a bir?day pres5t f h] husb& & ask$ = paym5t4 ,! tell] in=m$ h] t %e mu/ fir/ endorse x4 ,i don't "k :at y mean1 %e said hesitat+ly4 ,:y1 y see1 he expla9$1 y mu/ write y\r "n on ! back1 s t :5 we return ! *eck to y\r husb&1 he w "k we h paid y ! money4 ,oh1 is t all8 %e said1 reliev$4444 ,"o m9ute elapses4 ,?us ! endorsem5t3 ,_m ?anks1 de>1 ,i've got ! money4 ,y\r lov+ wife1 ,evelyn4 ,,fri5d--,s y're go+ to make x hot = t fell[ :o held up ! bank1 %ot ! ca%i]1 & got away ) ! t5 ?\s&8 ,,bank]--,yes1 inde$4 ,he 0 entirely too fre%4 ,!re's a dec5t way to d t1 y "k4 ,if he want$ to get ! money1 :y didn't he come into ! bank & "w 8 way up ! way ! re/ ( u did8--,puck4 ,,baptism ,a revival 0 be+ held at a small color$ ,bapti/ *ur* 9 s\!rn ,georgia4 ,at "o ( ! meet+s ! evangeli/1 aft] an e>ne/ b fruitless exhortation1 reque/$ all ( ! congregation :o want$ _! s\ls wa%$ :ite z sn[ to /& up4 ,"o old d>ky rema9$ sitt+4 ,don' yo' want y' s\l wa%$ w'ite z sn[1 ,brudd] ,jones8 ,mah s\l done be5 wa%$ w'ite z sn[1 pahson4 ,:ah wuz yo' s\l wa%$ w'ite z sn[1 ,brudd] ,jones8 ,ov] y&] to ! ,me?odis' *u'* acro/ de railroad4 ,brudd] ,jones1 yo' s\l wa'n't wa%$--hit 7 dry-clean$4--,life4 ,,bapti/s ,an old color$ man fir/ jo9$ ! ,episcopal ,*ur*1 !n ! ,me?odi/ & next ! ,bapti/1 :]e he rema9$4 ,que/ion$ z to ! reason = 8 *ur* travels he respond$3 ,well1 suh1 hit's ?is way3 de ',piscopals is gemm51 suh1 b ,i c\ldn't keep up wid de answ]9' back 9 dey *ur*4 ,de ,me?odis'1 dey always hold9' inquiry meet9'1 & ,i don't l too mu* inquir9' into4 ,b de ,baptis'1 suh1 dey jes' dip & are done wid hit4 ,a ,me?odi/ negro exhort] %\t$3 ,come up en j9e de army ob de ,lohd4 ,i'se done j9$1 repli$ "o ( ! congregation4 ,:>'d yoh j9e8 ask$ ! exhort]4 ,9 de ,baptis' ,*u'*4 ,:y1 *ile1 said ! exhort]1 yoh a9't 9 ! army2 yoh's 9 de navy4 ,,b>ga9s ,,manag] 7five-&-t5-c5t /ore7--,:at did ! lady :o j w5t out want8 ,,%opgirl--,%e inquir$ if we _h a %oe dep>tm5t4 ,hades1 said ! lady :o loves to %op1 w\ld be a magnific5t & endless b>ga9 c\nt] & ,i look+ on )\t a c5t4 ,newell ,dwight ,hillis1 ! n[ fam\s ,new ,york prea*] & au?or1 "s ye>s ago took *>ge ( ! ,fir/ ,presbyt]ian ,*ur* ( ,evan/on1 ,ill9ois4 ,%ortly aft] go+ !re he requir$ ! s]vices ( a physician1 & on ! advice ( "o ( 8 p>i%ion]s call$ 9 a doctor not$ = 8 ability prop]ly to emphasize a good /ory1 b :o att5d$ *ur* v r>ely4 ,he prov$ v satisfactory to ! "y prea*]1 b = "s reason c\ld n be induc$ to r5d] a bill4 ,f9ally ,dr4 ,hillis1 becom+ al>m$ at ! inroads ! bill might make 9 8 mode/ /ip5d1 w5t to ! physician & said1 ,see "h1 ,doctor1 ,i mu/ "k h[ mu* ,i owe y4 ,aft] "s urg+1 ! physician repli$3 ,well1 ,i'll tell y :at ,i'll d ) y1 ,hillis4 ,!y say y're a pretty good prea*]1 & y seem to ?9k ,i am a fair doctor1 s ,i'll make ?is b>ga9 ) y4 ,i'll d all ,i c to keep y out ( heav5 if y d all y c to keep me out ( hell1 & x won't co/ ei!r ( u a c5t4 ,is x a g8 ,my wife & myself are try+ to get up a li/ ( club magaz9es4 ,by tak+ ?ree y get a disc\nt4 ,h[ are y mak+ out8 ,well1 we c get "o t ,i don't want1 & "o t %e doesn't want1 & "o t nei!r wants = #b4be4 ,,baseball ,a run 9 "t saves ! n9e4 ,kn[9' all 'b\t baseball is ji/ 'b\t z pr(itable z be9' a good :ittl]4--,abe ,m>t94 ,plague take t girl6 ,my fri5d1 t is ! mo/ beautiful girl 9 ?is t[n4 ,t may be4 ,b %e ob/ructs my view ( second base4 ,:5 ,miss ,*5ey1 "o ( ! popul> tea*]s 9 ! ,sw>?more s*ools1 _h to deal ) a boy :o play$ hookey1 %e fail$ to impress him ) ! evil ( 8 ways4 ,don't y "k :at becomes ( little boys :o /ay away f s*ool to play baseball8 ask$ ,miss ,*5ey4 ,yessum1 repli$ ! lad promptly4 ,"s ( 'em gets to be good play]s & pit* 9 ! big leagues4 ,,ba?s ,,& ,,ba?+ ,! only unoccupi$ room 9 ! hotel--"o ) a private ba? 9 connection ) x--0 giv5 to ! /rang] f ,kansas4 ,! next morn+ ! cl]k 0 approa*$ by ! gue/ :5 ! latt] 0 ready to *eck out4 ,well1 did y h a good night's re/8 ! cl]k ask$4 ,no1 ,i didn't1 repli$ ! ,kansan4 ,! room 0 all "r1 & ! b$ 0 pretty good1 b ,i c\ldn't sleep v mu* = ,i 0 afraid "s "o w\ld want to take a ba?1 & ! only door to x 0 ?r\gh my room4 ,,rural ,,con/able-,n[ !n1 come out o' t4 ,ba?+'s n all[$ 'ere aft] #h a4m4 ,,! ,,face ,,9 ,,! ,,wat]-,excuse me1 ,s]geant1 ,i'm n ba?+2 ,i'm only dr[n+4--,pun*4 ,a woman & h] bro!r liv$ alone 9 ! ,scot* ,highl&s4 ,%e knitt$ gloves & g>m5ts to sell 9 ! ,l[l& t[ns4 ,once :5 %e 0 />t+ out to m>ket h] w>es1 h] bro!r said he w\ld g ) h] & take a dip 9 ! ocean4 ,:ile ! woman 0 9 ! t[n sell+ h] "w1 ,s&y 0 sport+ 9 ! waves4 ,:5 8 si/] came d[n to jo9 him1 h[ev]1 he met h] ) a wry face4 ,oh1 ,kir/ie1 he said1 ,i've lo/ me weskit4 ,!y hunt$ high & l[1 b f9ally z night settl$ d[n decid$ t ! waves mu/ h c>ri$ x out to sea4 ,! next ye>1 at ab\t ! same season1 ! two aga9 visit$ ! t[n4 ,& :ile ,kir/ie sold h] wool 9 ! t[n1 ,s&y spla%$ ab\t 9 ! br9e4 ,:5 ,kir/ie jo9$ h] bro!r %e f\nd him ) a radiant face1 & he cri$ out to h]1 ,oh1 ,kir/ie1 ,i've f\nd me weskit4 ',twas "u me %irt4 ,9 "o ( ! less] ,indian hill w>s an ,engli% deta*m5t took an ,afghan prison]4 ,! ,afghan 0 v dirty4 ,accord+ly two privates 7 deput$ to /rip & wa% him4 ,! privates dragg$ ! man to a /ream ( runn+ wat]1 undress$ him1 plung$ him 91 & set ^u him lu/ily ) /iff bru%es & l>ge cakes ( :ite soap4 ,aft] a long "t "o ( ! privates came back to make a report4 ,he salut$ 8 (fic] & said disconsolately3 ,x's no use1 sir4 ,x's no use4 ,no use8 said ! (fic]4 ,:at d y mean8 ,hav5't y wa%$ t ,afghan yet8 ,x's no use1 sir1 ! private repeat$4 ,we've wa%$ him = two h\rs1 b x's no use4 ,h[ d y mean x's no use8 said ! (fic] angrily4 ,:y1 sir1 said ! private1 aft] rubb9' him & scrubb9' him till our arms a*$ ,i'll be hang$ if we didn't come to ano!r suit ( clo!s4 ,,baz>s ,once ^u a "t a deacon :o did n favor *ur* baz>s 0 go+ along a d>k /reet :5 a footpad sudd5ly appe>$1 &1 po9t+ 8 pi/ol1 began to relieve 8 victim ( 8 money4 ,! ?ief1 h[ev]1 app>5tly suff]$ "s pangs ( remorse4 ,x's pretty r\gh to be gone ?r\gh l ?is1 a9't x1 sir8 he inquir$4 ,oh1 t's all "r1 my man1 ! held-up "o answ]$ *e]fully4 ,i 0 on my way to a baz>4 ,y're fir/1 & !re's an end ( x4 ,,be>ds ,!re 0 an old man ) a be>d1 ,:o said1 ,x is j z ,i fe>$6-- ,two owls & a h51 ,f\r l>ks & a wr51 ,h all built _! ne/s 9 my be>d4 ,,beauty ,if eyes 7 made = see+1 ,!n beauty is its own excuse = be+4 --,em]son4 ,a ?+ ( beauty is a joy =ev]2 ,its lovel9ess increases2 x w nev] ,pass into no?+ness2 b /ill w keep ,a b[] quiet = u1 & a sleep ,full ( sweet dreams1 & heal?1 & quiet brea?+4 ,,beauty1 ,,p]sonal ,9 good looks ,i am n a />4 ,!re are o!rs m lovely by f>4 ,b my face--,i don't m9d x1 ,because ,i'm beh9d x-- ,x's ! p 9 front t ,i j>4 ,%9e y] boots1 sir8 ,no1 snapp$ ! man4 ,%9e 'em s's y] c see y] face 9 'em8 urg$ ! bootblack4 ,no1 ,i tell y6 ,c[>d1 hiss$ ! bootblack4 ,a f>m] return+ home late at night1 f\nd a man /&+ beside ! h\se ) a light$ lant]n 9 8 h&4 ,:at are y do+ "h8 he ask$1 savagely1 suspect+ he _h caught a crim9al4 ,= answ] came a *uckle1 &--,x's only mee1 zur4 ,! f>m] recogniz$ ,john1 8 %eph]d4 ,x's y1 ,john1 is x8 ,:at on e>? are y do+ "h ?is "t o' night8 ,ano!r *uckle4 ,i'm a-coort9' ,ann1 zur4 ,& s y've come c\rt+ ) a lant]n1 y fool4 ,:y ,i nev] took a lant]n :5 ,i c\rt$ y\r mi/ress4 ,no1 zur1 y didn't1 zur1 ,john *uckl$4 ,we c all zee y didn't1 zur4 ,! s5ator & ! major 7 walk+ up ! av5ue4 ,! s5ator 0 m ?an middle-ag$ & consid]ably m ?an fat1 &1 de>ly z ! major lov$ him1 he also lov$ 8 joke4 ,! s5ator turn$ ) a pleas$ expression on 8 b5ign c\nt5ance & said1 ,major1 did y see t pretty girl smile at me8 ,oh1 t's no?+1 repli$ 8 fri5d4 ,! fir/ "t ,i saw y ,i laugh$ out l\d6--,h>p]'s ,magaz9e4 ,pat1 ?9k+ to enliv5 ! p>ty1 /at$1 ) wat* 9 h&3 ,i'll pres9t a box ( c&y to ! loidy t makes ! homelie/ face )9 ! next ?ree m9utes4 ,! "t expir$1 ,pat ann\nc$3 ,ah1 ,mrs4 ,mc,guire1 y get ! prize4 ,b1 prote/$ ,mrs4 ,mc,guire1 g way wid ye6 ,i wasn't play9' at all4 ,,ar?ur--,!y say de>1 t p :o live toge!r get to look alike4 ,,kate--,!n y mu/ consid] my refusal z f9al4 ,9 ! negro c> ( a railway tra9 9 "o ( ! gulf /ates a bridal c\ple 7 rid+--a v light1 r good look+ color$ girl & a typical full blood$ negro ( possibly a rev]t$ type1 ) rec$+ =ehead1 protrud+ eyes1 broad1 flat nose v ?ick lips & almo/ no *94 ,he 0 positively & aggressively ugly4 ,!y _h be5 m>ri$ j be=e bo>d+ ! tra9 &1 l a good _m ( _! :ite bro!rs & si/]s1 7 v mu* int]e/$ 9 ea* o!r1 reg>dless ( ! amusem5t ( _! neighbors4 ,aft] v>i\s bill+s & coo+s ! man sank d[n 9 ! seat &1 re/+ 8 head on ! lady's %\ld]1 look$ s\lfully up into h] eyes4 ,%e look$ fondly d[n ^u him & aft] a few m9utes murmur$ g5tly1 ,laws1 honey1 a9't yo' %am$ to be s han'"s8 ,little dabs ( p[d]1 ,little specks ( pa9t1 ,make my lady's freckles ,look z if !y a9't4 --,m>y ,a4 ,fair*ild4 ,he kiss$ h] on ! *eek1 ,x seem$ a h>mless frolic2 ,he's be5 laid up a week ,!y say1 ) pa9t]'s colic4 --,! ,*ri/ian ,regi/]4 ,,"m 7to inquisitive *ild7--,/& aside4 ,don't y see ! g5tleman wants to take ! lady's picture8 ,:y does he want to8--,life4 ,"o day1 :ile walk+ ) a fri5d 9 ,san ,francisco1 a pr(essor & 8 companion became involv$ 9 an argum5t z to :i* 0 ! h&som] man ( ! two4 ,n be+ able to arrive at a settlem5t ( ! "q1 !y agre$1 9 a _s ( fun1 to leave x to ! decision ( a ,*9aman :o 0 se5 approa*+ !m4 ,! matt] be+ laid be=e him1 ! ,ori5tal consid]$ long & c>efully2 !n he ann\nc$ 9 a tone ( f9ality1 ,bo? are worse4 ,:at a homely woman6 ,sir1 t is my wife4 ,i'll h y und]/& x is a woman's privilege to be homely4 ,gee1 !n %e abus$ ! privilege4 ,beauty is worse ?an w9e2 x intoxicates bo? ! hold] & ! behold]4--,zimm]mann4 ,,b$s ,a we/]n politician tells ! foll[+ /ory z illu/rat+ ! inconv5i5ces atta*$ to campaign+ 9 c]ta9 sections ( ! c\ntry4 ,^u 8 arrival at "o ( ! small t[ns 9 ,s\? ,dakota1 :]e he 0 to make a spee* ! foll[+ day1 he f\nd t ! s-call$ hotel 0 cr[d$ to ! doors4 ,n hav+ telegraph$ = accommodations1 ! politician discov]$ t he w\ld h to make %ift z be/ he c\ld4 ,accord+ly1 he 0 oblig$ = t night to sleep on a wire cot :i* _h only "s blankets & a %eet on x4 ,z ! politician is an extremely fat man1 he f\nd 8 improvis$ b$ any?+ b com=table4 ,h[ did y sleep8 ask$ a fri5d 9 ! morn+4 ,fairly well1 answ]$ ! fat man1 b ,i look$ l a waffle :5 ,i got up4 ,,be] ,a man to :om illness 0 *ronic1 ,:5 told t he ne$$ a tonic1 ,said1 ,o ,doctor de>1 ,won't y please make x be]8 ,no1 no1 said ! ,doc41 t's ,teutonic4 ,,bees ,,tea*]--,tommy1 d y "k ',h[ ,do? ! ,little ,busy ,bee'8 ,,tommy--,no2 ,i only "k he do? x6 ,,beetles ,n[ do? ! frisky ,june ,bug ,br+ =? 8 a]oplane1 ,& try to make a record1 ,& bu/icate 8 bra96 ,he b+s aga9/ ! mirror1 ,he bangs aga9/ ! door1 ,he c>oms on ! ceil+1 ,& turtles on ! floor6 ,he so>s al(t1 erratic1 ,he l&s ^u my neck1 ,& makes me creep & %iv]1 ,a neura/h5ic wreck6 --,*>les ,irv9 ,junk94 ,,begg+ ,,! ,,angel 7ab\t to give a begg> a dime7--,poor man6 ,& are y m>ri$8 ,,begg>--,p>don me1 madam6 ,d'ye ?9k ,i'd be rely9' on total /rang]s = support if ,i _h a wife8 ,,man--,is !re any reason :y ,i %\ld give y five c5ts8 ,,boy--,well1 if ,i _h a nice high hat l y\rs ,i w\ldn't want x soak$ ) sn[balls4 ,,millionaire 7to ragg$ begg>7--,y ask alms & d n ev5 take y\r hat (f4 ,is t ! prop] way to beg8 ,,begg>--,p>don me1 sir4 ,a policeman is look+ at u f across ! /reet4 ,if ,i take my hat (f he'll arre/ me = begg+2 z x is1 he naturally takes u = old fri5ds4 ,once1 :ile ,bi%op ,talbot1 ! giant c[boy bi%op1 0 att5d+ a meet+ ( *ur* dignit>ies 9 ,/4 ,paul1 a tramp acco/$ a gr\p ( *ur*m5 9 ! hotel por* & ask$ = aid4 ,no1 "o ( !m told him1 ,i'm afraid we c't help y4 ,b y see t big man ov] !re8 po9t+ to ,bi%op ,talbot4 ,well1 he's ! y\nge/ bi%op ( u all1 & he's a v g5]\s man4 ,y might try him4 ,! tramp approa*$ ,bi%op ,talbot confid5tly4 ,! o!rs wat*$ ) int]e/4 ,!y saw a look ( surprise come ov] ! tramp's face4 ,! bi%op 0 talk+ eag]ly4 ,! tramp look$ tr\bl$4 ,& !n1 f9ally1 !y saw some?+ pass f "o h& to ! o!r4 ,! tramp tri$ to sl9k pa/ ! gr\p )\t speak+1 b "o ( !m call$ to him3 ,well1 did y get some?+ f our "y bro!r8 ,! tramp gr9n$ %eepi%ly4 ,no1 he admitt$1 ,i gave him a doll> = 8 damn$ new ca!dral at ,l>amie6 ,to get ?9e ends1 lay ba%fulnesse aside2 ,:o fe>es to aske1 do? tea* to be d5y'd4 --,h]rick4 ,well1 :iles ,i am a begg> ,i w rail ,& say1 !re is no s9 b to be ri*2 ,& be+ ri*1 my virtue !n %all be ,to say1 !re is no vice b begg>y4 --,%akespe>e4 ,see also ,flatt]y2 ,millionaires4 ,,bett+ ,! (fic]s' mess 0 discuss+ rifle %oot+4 ,i'll bet anyone "h1 said "o "y lieut5ant1 t ,i c fire tw5ty %ots at two hundr$ y>ds & call ea* %ot correctly )\t wait+ = ! m>k]4 ,i'll /ake a box ( cig>s t ,i c4 ,done6 cri$ a major4 ,! :ole mess 0 on h& e>ly next morn+ to see ! exp]im5t tri$4 ,! lieut5ant fir$4 ,miss1 he calmly ann\nc$4 ,a second %ot4 ,miss1 he repeat$4 ,a ?ird %ot4 ,miss4 ,"h1 !re6 ,hold on6 prote/$ ! major4 ,:at are y try+ to d8 ,y're n %oot+ = ! t>get at all4 ,( c\rse n1 admitt$ ! lieut5ant4 ,i'm fir+ = ^? cig>s4 ,& he got !m4 ,two old cronies w5t into a drug /ore 9 ! d[nt[n "p ( ,new ,york ,city1 &1 address+ ! proprietor by 8 fir/ "n1 "o ( !m said3 ,dr4 ,*>ley1 we h made a bet ( ! ice-cream sodas4 ,we w h !m n[ & :5 ! bet is decid$ ! los] w drop 9 & pay = !m4 ,z ! two old fell[s 7 dep>t+ aft] enjoy+ _! temp]ance bev]age1 ! druggi/ ask$ !m :at ! wag] 04 ,well1 said "o ( !m1 our fri5d ,george bets t :5 ! t[] ( ! ,s+] ,build+ falls1 x w topple ov] t[>d ! ,nor? ,riv]1 & ,i bet t x won't4 ,,bible ,,int]pretation ,miss ,jane1 did ,moses h ! same aft]-d9n] compla9t my papa's got8 ask$ ,p]cy ( 8 gov]ness4 ,graci\s me1 ,p]cy6 ,:atev] d y mean1 my de>8 ,well1 x says "h t ! ,"l gave ,moses two tablets4 ,mr4 ,prea*]1 said a :ite man to a color$ m9i/] :o 0 address+ 8 congregation1 y are talk+ ab\t ,ca91 & y say he got m>ri$ 9 ! l& ( ,nod1 aft] he kill$ ,abel4 ,b ! ,bible m5tions only ,adam & ,eve z be+ on e>? at t "t4 ,:o1 !n1 did ,ca9 m>ry8 ,! color$ prea*] snort$ ) unfeign$ contempt4 ,huh6 he said1 y he> dat1 br$]5 an' si/]s8 ,y he> dat fool "q ,i am ax$8 ,ca91 he w5t to de l& o' ,nod j z de ,good ,book tells u1 an' 9 de l& o' ,nod ,ca9 gits s lazy an' s %if'less dat he up an' m>ries a gal o' "o o' dem no' c\nt pore :ite tra% families dat de inspir$ apo/le didn't consid] fitt9' to m5tion 9 de ,holy ,^w4 ,,bigamy ,!re once 0 an old man ( ,lyme4 ,:o m>ri$ ?ree wives at a "t3 ,:5 ask$1 ,:y a ?ird8 ,he repli$1 ,"o's absurd6 ,& bigamy1 sir1 is a crime4 ,,bills ,! prov]b1 ,:]e !re's a w !re's a way is n[ revis$ to ,:5 !re's a bill we're away4 ,,"y ,,doctor--,:y d y always ask y\r pati5ts :at !y h = d9n]8 ,,old ,,doctor--,x's a mo/ important "q1 = accord+ to _! m5us ,i make out my bills4 ,f>m] ,gray kept summ] bo>d]s4 ,"o ( ^!1 a s*ooltea*]1 hir$ him to drive h] to ! v>i\s po9ts ( int]e/ ar\nd ! c\ntry4 ,he po9t$ out ?is "o & t1 at ! same "t giv+ su* items ( in=mation z he possess$4 ,! s*ool-tea*]1 purs+ h] lips1 rem>k$1 ,x w n be necess>y = y to talk4 ,:5 h] bill 0 pres5t$1 !re 0 a five-doll> *>ge m>k$ ,extra4 ,:at is ?is8 %e ask$1 po9t+ to ! item4 ,t1 repli$ ! f>m]1 is = sass4 ,i don't (t5 take x1 b :5 ,i d ,i *>ge = x4--,e4 ,egb]t4 ,,pati5t 7angrily7--,! size ( y\r bill makes my blood boil4 ,,doctor--,!n t w be #bj m = /]iliz+ y\r sy/em4 ,at ! b$side ( a pati5t :o 0 a not$ humori/1 five doctors 7 9 consultation z to ! be/ means ( produc+ a p]spiration4 ,! sick man ov]he>d ! discussion1 &1 aft] li/5+ = a few mom5ts1 he turn$ 8 head t[>d ! gr\p & :isp]$ ) a dry *uckle3 ,j s5d 9 y\r bills1 g5tlem52 t w br+ x on at once4 ,?ank ,heav51 ^? bills are got rid (1 said ,bilk9s1 f]v5tly1 z he tore up a bundle ( /atem5ts ( acc\nt dat$ ,octob] #a/4 ,all paid1 eh8 said ,mrs4 ,bilk9s4 ,oh1 no1 said ,bilk9s4 ,! duplicates dat$ ,novemb] #a/ h come 9 & ,i don't h to keep ^! any long]4 ,,bir?days ,:5 a man has a bir?day he takes a day (f1 b :5 a woman has a bir?day %e takes a ye> (f4 ,,bluff+ ,francis ,wilson1 ! com$ian1 says t _m ye>s ago :5 he 0 a memb] ( a company play+ ,%e ,/oops to ,conqu]1 a man )\t any money1 wi%+ to see ! %[1 /epp$ up to ! box-(fice 9 a small t[n & said3 ,pass me 91 please4 ,! box-(fice man gave a l\d1 h>% laugh4 ,pass y 98 ,:at =8 he ask$4 ,! applicant drew himself up & answ]$ haughtily3 ,:at =8 ,:y1 because ,i am ,oliv] ,goldsmi?1 au?or ( ! play4 ,oh1 ,i beg y\r p>don1 sir1 repli$ ! box-(fice man1 z he hurri$ly wrote out an ord] = a box4 ,,blund]s ,an e>ly morn+ cu/om] 9 an optician's %op 0 a "y woman ) a det]m9$ air4 ,%e address$ ! fir/ salesman %e saw4 ,i want to look at a pair ( eyeglasses1 sir1 ( extra magnify+ p[]4 ,yes1 ma'am1 repli$ ! salesman2 some?+ v /rong8 ,yes1 sir4 ,:ile visit+ 9 ! c\ntry ,i made a v pa9ful blund] :i* ,i nev] want to repeat4 ,inde$6 ,mi/ook a /rang] = an acqua9tance8 ,no1 n exactly t2 ,i mi/ook a bumblebee = a black-b]ry4 ,! %ip doctor ( an ,engli% l9] notifi$ ! dea? wat* /ew>d1 an ,iri%man1 t a man _h di$ 9 /at]oom #de4 ,! usual in/ructions to bury ! body 7 giv54 ,"s h\rs lat] ! doctor peek$ into ! room & f\nd t ! body 0 /ill !re4 ,he call$ ! ,iri%man's att5tion to ! matt] & ! latt] repli$3 ,i ?\ght y said room #df4 ,i w9t to t room & notic$ wan ( ?im 9 a bunk4 ',are ye dead8' says ,i4 ',no1' says he1 'b ,i'm pretty ne> dead4' ,s ,i buri$ him4 ,telephone girls sometimes glory 9 _! mi/akes if !re is a joke 9 consequ5ce4 ,! /ory is told by a telephone op]ator 9 "o ( ! ,bo/on ex*anges ab\t a man :o ask$ h] = ! numb] ( a local !at]4 ,he got ! wrong numb] &1 )\t ask+ to :om he 0 talk+1 he said1 ,c ,i get a box = two to-night8 ,a />tl$ voice answ]$ him at ! o!r end ( ! l9e1 ,we don't h boxes = two4 ,isn't ?is ! ---- ,!at]8 he call$ crossly4 ,:y1 no1 0 ! answ]1 ?is is an und]tak+ %op4 ,he cancel$ 8 ord] = a box = two4 ,a good ,sam>itan1 pass+ an ap>tm5t h\se 9 ! small h\rs ( ! morn+1 notic$ a man lean+ limply aga9/ ! doorway4 ,:at's ! matt]8 he ask$1 ,drunk8 ,yep4 ,d y live 9 ?is h\se8 ,yep4 ,d y want me to help y up/airs8 ,yep4 ,) mu* difficulty he half dragg$1 half c>ri$ ! droop+ figure up ! /airway to ! second floor4 ,:at floor d y live on8 he ask$4 ,is ?is x8 ,yep4 ,r ?an face an irate wife :o might1 p]haps1 take him = a companion m at fault ?an h] sp\se1 he op5$ ! fir/ door he came to & pu%$ ! limp figure 94 ,! good ,sam>itan grop$ 8 way d[n/airs aga94 ,z he 0 pass+ ?r\gh ! ve/ibule he 0 able to make out ! dim outl9es ( ano!r man1 app>5tly 9 worse condition ?an ! fir/ "o4 ,:at's ! matt]8 he ask$4 ,are y drunk1 too8 ,yep1 0 ! feeble reply4 ,d y live 9 ?is h\se1 too8 ,yep4 ,%all ,i help y up/airs8 ,yep4 ,! good ,sam>itan pu%$1 pull$1 & c>ri$ him to ! second floor1 :]e ?is man also said he liv$4 ,he op5$ ! same door & pu%$ him 94 ,z he rea*$ ! front door he disc]n$ ! %ad[ ( a ?ird man1 evid5tly worse (f ?an ei!r ( ! o!r two4 ,he 0 ab\t to approa* him :5 ! object ( 8 solicitude lur*$ out into ! /reet & ?rew himself into ! arms ( a pass+ policeman4 ,= ,heav5's sake1 (f'c]1 he gasp$1 protect me f t man4 ,he's done no?9' all night long b c>ry me up/airs 'n ?r[ me d[n ?' elevator %af4 ,!re 0 a "y man f ! city1 ,:o met :at he ?\ght 0 a kitty2 ,he gave x a pat1 ,& said1 ,nice little cat6 ,& !y buri$ 8 clo!s out ( pity4 ,,boa/+ ,maybe ! man :o boa/s t he doesn't owe a doll> 9 ! _w c\ldn't if he tri$4 ,:at sort ( *ap is he8 ,well1 aft] a begg> has t\*$ him = a dime he'll tell y he 'gave a little d9n] to an acqua9tance ( 84'--,r4,r4 ,kirk4 ,,willie--,all ! /ores clos$ on ! day my uncle di$4 ,,tommy--,t's no?+4 ,all ! banks clos$ = ?ree weeks ! day aft] my pa left t[n4--,puck4 ,two m5 7 boa/+ ab\t _! ri* k94 ,said "o3 ,my fa!r has a big f>m 9 ,connecticut4 ,x is s big t :5 he goes to ! b>n on ,monday morn+ to milk ! c[s he kisses u all good-by1 & he doesn't get back till ! foll[+ ,saturday4 ,:y does x take him s long8 ! o!r man ask$4 ,because ! b>n is s f> away f ! h\se4 ,well1 t may be a pretty big f>m1 b comp>$ to my fa!r's f>m 9 ,p5nsylvania y\r fa!r's f>m a9't no bigg] ?an a city lot6 ,:y1 h[ big is y\r fa!r's f>m8 ,well1 x's s big t my fa!r s5ds "y m>ri$ c\ples out to ! b>n to milk ! c[s1 & ! milk is br\ght back by _! gr&*ildr54 ,,bonanzas ,a c]ta9 ,congressman _h disa/r\s exp]i5ce 9 goldm9e speculations4 ,"o day a numb] ( colleagues 7 discuss+ ! subject ( 8 speculation1 :5 "o ( !m said to ?is ,we/]n memb]3 ,old *ap1 z an exp]t1 give u a def9ition ( ! t]m1 'bonanza4' ,a 'bonanza1' repli$ ! ,we/]n man ) emphasis1 is a hole 9 ! gr\nd own$ by a *ampion li>6 ,,bookkeep+ ,tommy1 f\rte5 ye>s old1 arriv$ home = ! holidays1 & at 8 fa!r's reque/ produc$ 8 acc\nt book1 duly kept at s*ool4 ,among ! items ,s4 ,p4 ,g4 figur$ l>gely & frequ5tly4 ,d>l+ boy1 fondly exclaim$ 8 dot+ mamma3 see h[ good he is--always giv+ to ! mission>ies4 ,b ,tommy's si/] knew him bett] ?an ev5 8 "m did1 & took ! fir/ opportunity ( privately inquir+ :at ^? my/ic lett]s /ood =4 ,nor 0 %e surpris$ ultimately to f9d t !y repres5t$1 n ! v5]able ,society = ! ,propagation ( ! ,gospel1 b ,sundries1 ,probably ,grub4 ,,books ,,& ,,read+ ,,lady ,,presid5t--,:at book has help$ y mo/8 ,,new ,,memb]--,my husb&'s *eck-book4--,m>?a ,"y4 ,y may s5d me up ! complete works ( ,%akespe>e1 ,goe! & ,em]son--also some?+ to read4 ,!re are ?ree classes ( bookbuy]s3 ,collectors1 wom5 & read]s4 ,! own] ( a l>ge libr>y solemnly w>n$ a fri5d aga9/ ! practice ( l5d+ books4 ,to punctuate 8 advice he %[$ 8 fri5d ! well-/ock$ %elves4 ,!re6 said he4 ,e "o ( ^? books 0 l5t me4 ,9 sci5ce1 read1 by pref]5ce1 ! newe/ works2 9 lit]ature1 ! olde/4--,bulw]-,lytton4 ,le>n+ ha? ga9$ mo/ by ^? books by :i* ! ,pr9t]s h lo/4--,full]4 ,books %\ld to "o ( ^! f\r ends conduce1 ,= wisdom1 piety1 delight1 or use4 --,sir ,john ,d5ham4 ,a d>ky meet+ ano!r com+ f ! libr>y ) a book acco/$ him z foll[s3 ,:at book y done got !re1 ,ra/us8 ',la/ ,days ( ,pompeii4' ,la/ days ( ,pompey8 ,is ,pompey dead8 ,i nev] he>d ab\t x4 ,n[ :at did ,pompey die (8 ,i don't 'xactly "k1 b x mu/ hab be5 "s k9d ( 'ruption4 ,i don't "k :at to give ,lizzie = a ,*ri/mas pres5t1 "o *orus girl is report$ to h said to h] mate :ile discuss+ ! gift to be made to a ?ird4 ,give h] a book1 sugge/$ ! o!r4 ,& ! fir/ "o repli$ m$itatively1 ,no1 %e's got a book4--,lit]>y ,dige/4 ,,booksell]s ,,& ,,booksell+ ,a booksell] reports ^! mi/akes ( cu/om]s 9 s5d+ ord]s3 ,,z ,,ord]$ ,,correct ,,title ,lame z a ,roble ,les ,misrables ,god's ,image 9 ,mud ,god's ,image 9 ,man ,pair ( ,sauc]s ,p>acelsus ,pi]re & ,8 ,poodle ,pi]re & ,8 ,p ,:5 a cu/om] 9 a ,bo/on dep>tm5t /ore ask$ a cl]k = ,hi*5s's ,bella ,donna1 ! reply 01 ,drug c\nt]1 ?ird aisle ov]4 ,x 0 a few days be=e ,*ri/mas 9 "o ( ,new ,york's l>ge book-/ores4 ,,cl]k--,:at is x1 please8 ,,cu/om]--,i w\ld l ,ibs5's ,a ,doll's ,h\se4 ,,cl]k--,to cut out8 ,,bookworms ,a book-worm1 said papa1 is a p]son :o w\ld r read ?an eat1 or x is a worm t w\ld r eat ?an read4 ,,boom]angs ,see ,rep>tee2 ,retaliation4 ,,bores ,:at k9d ( a look+ man is t *ap ,gabbleton y j m5tion$8 ,i don't believe ,i h met him4 ,well1 if y see two m5 (f 9 a corn] any:]e & "o ( !m looks bor$ to dea?1 ! o!r is ,gabbleton4--,puck4 ,a man :o 0 a well kn[n killjoy 0 describ$ z a great a?lete4 ,he c\ld ?r[ a wet blanket two hundr$ y>ds 9 any ga!r+4 ,see also ,conv]sation2 ,husb&s2 ,prea*+2 ,public speak]s2 ,re=m]s4 ,,borr[]s ,a well-kn[n b brok5-d[n ,detroit newspap] man1 :o _h be5 a p[] 9 8 day1 approa*$ an old fri5d ! o!r day 9 ! ,pont*>tra9 ,hotel & said3 ,:at d y ?9k8 ,i h j receiv$ ! prize insult ( my life4 ,a pap] d[n 9 ,muncie1 ,ind41 (f]$ me a job4 ,d y call t an insult8 ,n ! job1 b ! sal>y4 ,!y (f]$ me twelve doll>s a week4 ,well1 said ! fri5d1 twelve doll>s a week is bett] ?an no?+4 ,twelve a week--?und]6 exclaim$ ! old scribe4 ,i c borr[ m ?an t "r "h 9 ,detroit4--,detroit ,free ,press4 ,"o w9t] morn+ ,h5ry ,clay1 f9d+ himself 9 ne$ ( money1 w5t to ! ,riggs ,bank & ask$ = ! loan ( #bej on 8 p]sonal note4 ,he 0 told t :ile 8 cr$it 0 p]fectly good1 x 0 ! inflexible rule ( ! bank to require an indors]4 ,! great /atesman hunt$ up ,daniel ,web/] & ask$ him to indorse ! note4 ,) pleasure1 said ,web/]4 ,b ,i ne$ "s money myself4 ,:y n make y\r note = five hundr$1 & y & ,i w split x8 ,?is !y did4 ,& to-day ! note is 9 ! ,riggs ,bank--unpaid4 ,,bosses ,! insurance ag5t climb$ ! /eps & rang ! bell4 ,:om d y wi% to see8 ask$ ! c>eworn p]son :o came to ! door4 ,i want to see ! boss ( ! h\se1 repli$ ! insurance ag5t4 ,are y ! boss8 ,no1 meekly return$ ! man :o came to ! door2 ,i'm only ! husb& ( ! boss4 ,/ep 91 ,i'll call ! boss4 ,! insurance ag5t took a seat 9 ! hall1 & 9 a %ort "t a tall dignifi$ woman appe>$4 ,s y want to see ! boss8 repeat$ ! woman4 ,well1 j /ep into ! kit*54 ,?is way1 please4 ,bridget1 ?is g5tleman desires to see y4 ,me ?' boss6 exclaim$ ,bridget1 :5 ! insurance ag5t ask$ h] ! "q4 ,indade ,oi'm n6 ,sure "h comes ?' boss n[4 ,%e po9t$ to a small boy ( t5 ye>s :o 0 com+ t[>d ! h\se4 ,tell me1 plead$ ! insurance ag5t1 :5 ! lad came into ! kit*51 are y ! boss ( ! h\se8 ,want to see ! boss8 ask$ ! boy4 ,well1 y j come ) me4 ,we>ily ! insurance ag5t climb$ up ! /airs4 ,he 0 u%]$ into a room on ! second floor & guid$ to ! crib ( a sleep+ baby4 ,!re6 exclaim$ ! boy1 t's ! real boss ( ?is h\se4 ,,bo/on ,a t\ri/ f ! ea/1 visit+ an old prospector 9 8 lonely cab9 9 ! hills1 comm5t$3 ,& yet y seem s *e]ful & happy4 ,yes1 repli$ ! "o ( ! pick & %ovel4 ,i sp5t a week 9 ,bo/on once1 & no matt] :at happ5s to me n[1 x seems good luck 9 comp>ison4 ,a little ,bo/on girl ) exquisitely long gold5 curls & q an angelic appe>ance 9 g5]al1 came 9 f an aft]noon walk ) h] nurse & said to h] "m1 ,oh1 ,mamma1 a /range woman on ! /reet said to me1 ',my1 b a9't y got beautiful hair6' ,! "m smil$1 = ! complim5t 0 well m]it$1 b %e gasp$ z ! *ild innoc5tly cont9u$ h] acc\nt3 ,i said to h]1 ',i am v glad to h y l my hair1 b ,i am sorry to he> y use ! ^w a9't6'--,e4 ,r4 ,bick=d4 ,,nan--,t "y man f ,bo/on is an int]e/+ talk]1 s f> z y c und]/& :at he says2 b :at a que] dialect he uses4 ,,fan--,t isn't dialect2 x's vocabul>y4 ,c't y tell ! diff]5ce8 ,a ,bo/onian di$1 & :5 he arriv$ at ,/4 ,pet]'s gate he 0 ask$ ! usual que/ions3 ,:at is y\r "n1 & :]e are y f8 ,! answ] 01 ,mr4 ,s-&-,s1 f ,bo/on4 ,y may come 91 said ,pet]1 b ,i "k y won't l x4 ,!re 0 a "y lady f ,bo/on1 ,a two-horn$ dilemma 0 toss$ on1 ,z to :i* 0 ! be/1 ,to be ri* 9 ! we/ ,or poor & peculi> 9 ,bo/on4 ,,box+ ,john ,l4 ,sullivan 0 ask$ :y he _h nev] tak5 to giv+ box+ lessons4 ,well1 son1 ,i tri$ x once1 repli$ ,mr4 ,sullivan4 ,a husky "y man took "o lesson f me & w5t home a little ! worse = we>4 ,:5 he came ar\nd = 8 second lesson he said3 ',mr ,sullivan1 x 0 my idea to le>n en\gh ab\t box+ f y to be able to lick a c]ta9 "y g5tleman :at ,i've got x 9 =4 ,b ,i've *ang$ my m9d1' says he4 ',if x's all ! same to y1 ,mr4 ,sullivan1 ,i'll s5d ?is "y g5tleman d[n "h to take ! re/ ( my lessons = me4' ,,boys ,a c]ta9 isl& 9 ! ,we/ ,indies is liable to ! p]iodical adv5t ( e>?quakes4 ,"o ye> be=e ! season ( ^! t]re/rial di/urbances1 ,mr4 ,x41 :o liv$ 9 ! dang] zone1 s5t 8 two sons to ! home ( a bro!r 9 ,engl&1 to secure !m f ! imp5d+ havoc4 ,evid5tly ! quiet ( ! /aid ,engli% h\sehold 0 di/urb$ by ! irruption ( ! two ,we/ ,indians1 = ! return+ mail /eam] c>ri$ a message to ,mr4 ,x41 brief b emphatic3 ,take back y\r boys2 s5d me ! e>?quake4 ,aunt ,eliza came up ! walk & said to h] small nephew3 ,good morn+1 ,willie4 ,is y\r "m 98 ,sure %e's 91 repli$ ,willie trucul5tly4 ,d'y s'pose ,i'd be work9' 9 ! g>d5 on ,saturday morn+ if %e wasn't8 ,an iron hoop b\nd$ ?r\gh ! area rail+s ( a suburban h\se & play$ havoc ) ! kit*5 w9d[4 ,! woman wait$1 ang] 9 h] eyes1 = ! appe>ance ( ! hoop's own]4 ,pres5tly he came4 ,please1 ,i've brok5 y\r w9d[1 he said1 & "h's ,fa!r to m5d x4 ,&1 sure en\gh1 he 0 foll[$ by a /olid-look+ workman1 :o at once />t$ to "w1 :ile ! small boy took 8 hoop & ran (f4 ,t'll be f\r bits1 ma'am1 ann\nc$ ! glazi] :5 ! w9d[ 0 :ole once m4 ,f\r bits6 gasp$ ! woman4 ,b y\r little boy broke x--! little fell[ ) ! hoop1 y "k4 ,y're 8 fa!r1 ar5't y8 ,! /olid man %ook 8 head4 ,don't "k him f ,adam1 he said4 ,he came ar\nd to my place & told me 8 "m want$ h] w9d] fix$4 ,y're 8 "m1 ar5't y8 ,& ! woman %ook h] head also4--,ray ,trum ,na?an4 ,see also ,egotism2 ,employ]s & employees2 ,(fice boys4 ,,breakfa/ ,,foods ,ph>aoh _h j dream$ ( ! sev5 full & ! sev5 bla/$ e>s ( corn4 ,y are go+ to inv5t a new k9d ( breakfa/ food1 int]pret$ ,joseph4--,judge4 ,,brea? ,"o day a tea*] 0 hav+ a fir/-grade class 9 physiology4 ,%e ask$ !m if !y knew t !re 0 a burn+ fire 9 ! body all ( ! "t4 ,"o little girl spoke up & said3 ,yes'm1 :5 x is a cold day ,i c see ! smoke4 ,said ! bibul\s g5tleman :o _h be5 read+ bir? & dea? /ati/ics3 ,d y "k1 ,james1 e "t ,i brea! a man dies8 ,!n1 said ,james1 :y don't y *ew cloves8 ,,brevity ,an aft]-d9n] speak] 0 call$ on to speak on ,! ,antiquity ( ! ,microbe4 ,he arose & said1 ,adam _h 'em1 & !n sat d[n4 ,a negro s]vant1 on be+ ord]$ to ann\nce visitors to a d9n] p>ty1 0 direct$ to call out 9 a l\d1 di/9ct voice _! names4 ,! fir/ to arrive 0 ! ,fitzg]ald family1 numb]+ eight p]sons4 ,! negro ann\nc$ ,major ,fitzg]ald1 ,miss ,fitzg]ald1 ,ma/] ,fitzg]ald1 & s on4 ,?is s annoy$ ! ma/] t he w5t to ! negro & said1 ,don't ann\nce ea* p]son l t2 say some?+ %ort]4 ,! next to arrive 7 ,mr4 & ,mrs4 ,p5ny & _! daught]4 ,! negro solemnly op5$ ! door & call$ out1 ,?rup5ce6 ,dr4 ,ab]ne?y1 ! fam\s ,scot* surgeon1 0 a man ( few words1 b he once met 8 mat*--9 a woman4 ,%e call$ at 8 (fice 9 ,ed9burgh1 "o day1 ) a h& badly inflam$ & swoll54 ,! foll[+ dialogue1 op5$ by ! doctor1 took place4 ,burn8 ,bruise4 ,p\ltice4 ,! next day ! woman call$1 & ! dialogue 0 z foll[s3 ,bett]8 ,worse4 ,m p\ltice4 ,two days lat] ! woman made ano!r call4 ,bett]8 ,well4 ,fee8 ,no?+4 ,mo/ s5sible woman ,i ev] saw4 ,,brib]y ,a judge1 disgu/$ ) a jury t seem$ unable to rea* an agreem5t 9 a p]fectly evid5t case1 rose & said1 ,i dis*>ge ?is jury4 ,"o s5sitive talesman1 indignant at :at he consid]$ a rebuke1 ob/9ately fac$ ! judge4 ,y c't dis*>ge me1 he said 9 tones ( "o /&+ ^u 8 rights4 ,& :y n8 ask$ ! surpris$ judge4 ,because1 ann\nc$ ! juror1 po9t+ to ! lawy] = ! def5se1 ,i'm be+ hir$ by t man !re6 ,,brides ,my de>1 said ! "y husb& z he took ! bottle ( milk f ! dumb-wait] & held x up to ! light1 h y notic$ t !re's nev] cream on ?is milk8 ,i spoke to ! milkman ab\t x1 %e repli$1 & he expla9$ t ! company always fill _! bottles s full t !re's no room = cream on top4 ,d y ?9k only ( me8 murmur$ ! bride4 ,tell me t y ?9k only ( me4 ,x's ?is way1 expla9$ ! groom g5tly4 ,n[ & !n ,i h to ?9k ( ! furnace1 my de>4 ,,bridge ,,:i/ ,h[ ab\t ! s]mon8 ,! m9i/] prea*$ on ! s9fulness ( *eat+ at bridge4 ,y don't say6 ,did he m5tion any names8 ,,brooklyn ,at ! ,brooklyn ,bridge4--,madam1 d y want to g to ,brooklyn8 ,no1 ,i h to4--,life4 ,,bryan1 ,,william ,,j5n+s ,"s "t aft] ! presid5tial election ( #aijh1 "o ( ,*amp ,cl>k's fri5ds notic$ t he /ill wore "o ( ! ,bryan wat* fobs s popul> dur+ ! election4 ,on be+ ask$ ! reason = ?is1 ,*amp repli$3 ,oh1 t's to keep my wat* runn+4 ,,build+s ,pat _h gone back home to ,irel& & 0 tell+ ab\t ,new ,york4 ,h !y su* tall build+s 9 ,am]ica z !y say1 ,pat8 ask$ ! p>i% prie/4 ,tall build+s ye ask1 sur8 repli$ ,pat4 ,fai?1 sur1 ! la/ "o ,i work$ on we _h to lay on our /oma*s to let ! moon pass4 ,,burgl>s ,a burgl> 0 "o night engag$ 9 ! pleas+ occupation ( /[+ a good haul ( swag 9 8 bag :5 he 0 />tl$ by a t\* on ! %\ld]1 &1 turn+ 8 head1 he beheld a v5]able1 mild-ey$ cl]gyman gaz+ sadly at him4 ,oh1 my bro!r1 groan$ ! rev]5d g5tleman1 w\ld/ ?\ rob me8 ,turn1 ,i besee* !e--turn f ?y evil ways4 ,return ^? /ol5 goods & dep>t 9 peace1 = ,i am m]ciful & =give4 ,begone6 ,& ! burgl>1 only too ?ankful at n be+ giv5 into cu/ody ( ! police1 obey$ & slunk swiftly (f4 ,!n ! good old man c>efully & quietly pack$ ! swag into ano!r bag & walk$ s(tly 7s z n to di/urb ! slumb] ( ! inmates7 out ( ! h\se & away into ! sil5t night4 ,,bus9ess ,a ,bo/on lawy]1 :o br\ght 8 wit f 8 native ,dubl91 :ile cross-exam9+ ! pla9tiff 9 a divorce trial1 br\ght =? ! foll[+3 ,y wi% to divorce ?is woman because %e dr9ks8 ,yes1 sir4 ,d y dr9k y\rself8 ,t's my bus9ess6 angrily4 ,:]eupon ! unmov$ lawy] ask$3 ,h y any o!r bus9ess8 ,at ! ,bo/on ,immigration ,/ation "o blank 0 rec5tly fill$ out z foll[s3 ,"n--,abraham ,*]k[sky4 ,born--,yes4 ,bus9ess--,rott54 ,,bus9ess ,,ent]prise ,x happ5$ 9 ,topeka4 ,?ree clo?+ /ores 7 on ! same block4 ,"o morn+ ! middle proprietor saw to ! "r ( him a big sign--,bankrupt ,sale1 & to ! left--,clos+ ,out at ,co/4 ,tw5ty m9utes lat] !re appe>$ ov] 8 own door1 9 l>g] lett]s1 ,ma9 ,entrance4 ,9 a section ( ,wa%+ton :]e !re are a numb] ( hotels & *eap re/aurants1 "o ent]pris+ conc]n has display$ 9 great illum9at$ lett]s1 ,op5 ,all ,night4 ,next to x 0 a re/aurant be>+ ) equal prom95ce ! leg5d3 ,we ,nev] ,close4 ,?ird 9 ord] 0 a ,*9ese laundry 9 a little1 l[-fram$1 tumbl$[n hovel1 & ^u ! front ( ?is build+ 0 ! sign1 9 great1 scrawl+ lett]s3 ,me wakee1 too4 ,a boy look+ = some?+ to d saw ! sign ,boy ,want$ hang+ outside ( a /ore 9 ,new ,york4 ,he pick$ up ! sign & ent]$ ! /ore4 ,! proprietor met him4 ,:at did y br+ t sign 9 "h =8 ask$ ! /orekeep]4 ,y won't ne$ x any m1 said ! boy *e]fully4 ,i'm go+ to take ! job4 ,a ,*9aman f\nd 8 wife ly+ dead 9 a field "o morn+2 a tig] _h kill$ h]4 ,! ,*9aman w5t home1 procur$ "s ars5ic1 &1 return+ to ! field1 spr9kl$ x ov] ! corpse4 ,! next day ! tig]'s dead body lay beside ! woman's4 ,! ,*9aman sold ! tig]'s sk9 to a m&>91 & its body to a physician to make fe>-cure p[d]s1 & ) ! proce$s he 0 able to buy a y\ng] wife4 ,a r simple-look+ lad halt$ be=e a blacksmi?'s %op on 8 way home f s*ool & ey$ ! do+s ( ! proprietor ) mu* int]e/4 ,! brawny smi?1 dissatisfi$ ) ! boy's curiosity1 held a piece ( r$-hot iron sudd5ly "u ! y\ng/]'s nose1 hop+ to make him beat a ha/y retreat4 ,if y'll give me half a doll> ,i'll lick x1 said ! lad4 ,! smi? took f 8 pocket half a doll> & held x out4 ,! simple-look+ y\ng/] took ! co91 lick$ x1 dropp$ x 9 8 pocket & sl[ly walk$ away :i/l+4 ,d y "k :]e ,johnny ,locke lives1 my little boy8 ask$ a g5tle-voic$ old lady4 ,he a9t home1 b if y give me a p5ny ,i'll f9d him = y "r (f1 repli$ ! lad4 ,all "r1 y're a nice little boy4 ,n[ :]e is he8 ,?anks--,i'm him4 ,f ea* accord+ to 8 ability1 to ea* accord+ to 8 ne$1 w\ld seem to be ! pr9ciple ( ! ,*9ese /orekeep] :om a travel] tells ab\t4 ,! ,*9aman ask$ #b4ej = five p\nds ( tea1 :ile he dem&$ #g4ej = t5 p\nds ( ! same br&4 ,8 bus9ess philosophy 0 express$ 9 ^! words ( explanation3 ,m buy1 m ri*--m ri*1 m c pay6 ,9 a ,new ,york /reet a wagon load$ ) lamp globes collid$ ) a truck & _m ( ! globes 7 sma%$4 ,consid]able sympa?y 0 felt = ! driv] z he gaz$ ruefully at ! %att]$ fragm5ts4 ,a b5evol5t-look+ old g5tleman ey$ him compassionately4 ,my poor man1 he said1 ,i suppose y w h to make good ?is loss out ( y\r own pocket8 ,yep1 0 ! melan*oly reply4 ,well1 well1 said ! philan?ropic old g5tleman1 hold out y\r hat--"h's a qu>t] = y2 & ,i d>e say "s ( ^! o!r p w give y a help+ h& too4 ,! driv] held out 8 hat & sev]al p]sons ha/5$ to drop co9s 9 x4 ,at la/1 :5 ! contributions _h ceas$1 he empti$ ! cont5ts ( 8 hat into 8 pocket4 ,!n1 po9t+ to ! retreat+ figure ( ! philan?ropi/ :o _h />t$ ! collection1 he obs]v$3 ,say1 maybe he a9't ! wise guy6 ,t's me boss6 ,,bus9ess ,,e?ics ,johnny1 said 8 tea*]1 if coal is sell+ at #f a ton & y pay y\r deal] #bd h[ _m tons w he br+ y8 ,a little ov] ?ree tons1 ma'am1 said ,johnny promptly4 ,:y1 ,johnny1 t isn't "r1 said ! tea*]4 ,no1 ma'am1 ,i "k x a9't1 said ,johnny1 b !y all d x4 ,,bus9ess ,,wom5 ,want$--,a h\sekeep+ man by a bus9ess woman4 ,object matrimony4 ,,campaigns ,see ,c&idates2 ,public speak]s4 ,,camp+ ,camp life is j "o cann$ ?+ aft] ano!r4 ,,c&idates ,:5 ,i fir/ decid$ to all[ ! p ( ,tupelo to use my "n z a c&idate = ,congress1 ,i w5t out to a neighbor+ p>i% to speak1 said ,private ,john ,all5 rec5tly to "s fri5ds at ! old ,metropolitan ,hotel 9 ,wa%+ton4 ,an old d>ky came up to greet me aft] ! meet+4 ',m>se ,all51' he said1 ',i's p[]ful glad to see y4 ,i's kn[n ob y s5se y 0 a babby4 ,knew yoh pappy long befo' y-all wuz bohn1 too4 ,he us$ to hold de same (fice y got n[4 ,i 'memb]s h[ he held dat same (fice fo' ye>s an' ye>s4' ',:at (fice d y mean1 uncle8' ,i ask$1 z ,i nev] knew pop held any (fice4 ',:y1 de (fice ob c&idate1 ,m>se ,john2 yoh pappy 0 c&idate fo' _m ye>s4' ,a good /ory is told on ! lat] ,s5ator ,vance4 ,he 0 travel+ d[n 9 ,nor? ,c>ol9a1 :5 he met an old d>ky "o ,sunday morn+4 ,he _h kn[n ! old man = _m ye>s1 s he took ! lib]ty ( inquir+ :]e he 0 go+4 ,i am1 sah1 p$e/rian9' my appo9t$ way to de tab]nacle ( de ,"l4 ,are y an ,episcopalian8 inquir$ ,vance4 ,no1 sah1 ,i c't say dat ,i am an ,epispokapillian4 ,maybe y are a ,bapti/8 ,no1 sah1 ,i c't say dat ,i's ev] be5 buri$ wid de ,"l 9 de wat]s ( baptism4 ,oh1 ,i see y are a ,me?odi/4 ,no1 sah1 ,i c't say dat ,i's "o ( dose :o hold to argym5ts ( de fai? ( de ,m$odi/s4 ,:at are y1 !n1 uncle8 ,i's a ,presbyt]ian1 ,m>se ,zeb1 j de same z y is4 ,oh nons5se1 uncle1 y don't mean to say t y subscribe to all ! articles ( ! ,presbyt]ian fai?8 ',de$ ,i d sah4 ,d y believe 9 ! doctr9e ( election to be sav$8 ,yas1 sah1 ,i b'lieve 9 ! doctr9e ( 'lection mo/ firmly & un'quivact9'ly4 ,well !n tell me d y believe t ,i am elect$ to be sav$8 ,! old d>ky hesitat$4 ,!re 0 und\bt$ly a t]rific /ruggle go+ on 9 8 m9d betwe5 8 v]acity & 8 desire to be polite to ! ,s5ator4 ,f9ally he compromis$ by say+3 ,well1 ,i'll tell y h[ x is1 ,m>se ,zeb4 ,y see ,i's nev] he>d ( anybody be9' 'lect$ to any?+ = :at !y wasn't a c&idate4 ,has y1 sah8 ,a political (fice 9 a small t[n 0 vacant4 ,! (fice paid #bej a ye> & !re 0 ke5 competition = x4 ,"o ( ! c&idates1 ,ezekiel ,hicks1 0 a %rewd old fell[1 & a neat campaign fund 0 turn$ ov] to him4 ,to ! a/oni%m5t ( all1 h[ev]1 he 0 defeat$4 ,i c't acc\nt = x1 said "o ( ! lead]s ( ,hicks' p>ty1 gloomily4 ,) t money we %\ld h won4 ,h[ did y lay x out1 ,ezekiel4 ,well1 said ,ezekiel1 sl[ly pull+ 8 :isk]s1 y] see t (fice only pays #bej a ye> sal>y1 an' ,i didn't see no s5se 9 pay+ #ijj out to get ! (fice1 s ,i b\ght a little truck f>m in/ead4 ,! little daught] ( a ,democratic c&idate = a local (fice 9 ,s>atoga ,c\nty1 ,new ,york1 :5 told t h] fa!r _h got ! nom9ation1 cri$ out1 ,oh1 mama1 d !y ev] die ( x8 ,i am will+1 said ! c&idate1 aft] he _h hit ! table a t]rible bl[ ) 8 fi/1 to tru/ ! p4 ,gee6 yell$ a little man 9 ! audi5ce4 ,i wi% y'd op5 a groc]y4 ,n[1 ,mr4 ,blank1 said a temp]ance advocate to a c&idate = municipal honors1 ,i want to ask y a "q4 ,d y ev] take alcoholic dr9ks8 ,be=e ,i answ] ! "q1 respond$ ! w>y c&idate1 ,i want to "k :e!r x is put z an inquiry or z an invitation6 ,see also ,politicians4 ,,cann+ ,,& ,,pres]v+ ,a cann]1 exce$+ly canny1 ,"o morn+ rem>k$ to 8 granny1 ,a cann] c c ,any?+ t he c2 ,b a cann] c't c a c1 c he8 --,c>olyn ,wells4 ,,capitali/s ,( ! late ,bi%op ,*>les ,g4 ,grafton a ,fond du ,lac man said3 ,bi%op ,grafton 0 rem>kable = ! neatness & po9t ( 8 pulpit utt]ances4 ,once1 dur+ a disa/r\s /rike1 a capitali/ ( ,fond du ,lac arose 9 a *ur* meet+ & ask$ leave to speak4 ,! bi%op gave him ! floor1 & ! man deliv]$ himself ( a long panegyric ^u capta9s ( indu/ry1 ^u ! good !y d by giv+ m5 "w1 by boom+ ! c\ntry1 by r$uc+ ! co/ ( production1 & s =?4 ,:5 ! capitali/ _h f9i%$ 8 self-praise &1 flu%$ & satisfi$1 _h sat d[n aga91 ,bi%op ,grafton rose & said ) quiet significance3 ',is !re any o!r s9n] t w\ld l to say a ^w8' ,,c>efulness ,mi*ael ,dugan1 a j\rneyman plumb]1 0 s5t by 8 employ] to ! ,hight[] mansion to repair a gas-leak 9 ! draw+-room4 ,:5 ! butl] admitt$ him he said to ,dugan3 ,y are reque/$ to be c>eful ( ! floors4 ,!y h j be5 poli%$4 ,!y's no dang] iv me slipp9' on ?im1 repli$ ,dugan4 ,i hov spikes 9 me %oes4--,lipp9cott's4 ,,c>p5t]s ,:ile build+ a h\se1 ,s5ator ,platt ( ,connecticut _h occasion to employ a c>p5t]4 ,"o ( ! applicants 0 a pla9 ,connecticut ,yankee1 )\t any frills4 ,y ?or\ghly und]/& c>p5try8 ask$ ! s5ator4 ,yes1 sir4 ,y c make doors1 w9d[s1 & bl9ds8 ,oh1 yes sir6 ,h[ w\ld y make a ,v5etian bl9d8 ,! man scrat*$ 8 head & ?\ght deeply = a few seconds4 ,i %\ld ?9k1 sir1 he said f9ally1 ab\t ! be/ way w\ld be to pun* him 9 ! eye4 ,,c>v+ ,to ,our ,national ,birds--! ,eagle & ! ,turkey--7:ile ! ho/ is c>v+73 ,may "o give u peace 9 all our ,/ates1 ,& ! o!r a piece = all our plates4 ,,ca/e ,9 "s p>ts ( ! ,s\? ! d>kies are /ill addict$ to ! old /yle c\ntry dance 9 a big hall1 ) ! fiddl]s1 banjoi/s1 & o!r musicians on a plat=m at "o end4 ,at "o su* dance held n long ago 9 an ,alabama t[n1 :5 ! fiddl]s _h duly res9$ _! b[s & tak5 _! places on ! plat=m1 ! floor manag] rose4 ,git yo' p>tn]s fo' de nex' dance6 he yell$4 ,all y ladies an' g5nulm5s dat we>s %oes an' /ock9's1 take yo' places 9 de middle ( de room4 ,all y ladies an' g5nulm5s dat we>s %oes an' no /ock9's1 take yo' places immejitly behim' dem4 ,an' yo' b>foot$ cr[d1 y jes' jig x r\n' 9 de corn]s4--,taylor ,edw>ds4 ,,cats ,!re 0 a "y lady ^: dream ,0 to fe$ a black cat on :ipt cream1 ,b ! cat ) a b\nd ,spilt ! milk on ! gr\nd1 ,s %e f$ a :ipt cat on black cream4 ,!re once 7 two cats 9 ,kilk5ny1 ,& ea* cat ?\ght t !re 0 "o cat too _m1 ,& !y scrat*$ & !y fit & !y tore & !y bit1 ',til in/ead ( two cats--!re w]5't any4 ,,cause ,,& ,,effect ,ar*bi%op ,:ately 0 "o day ask$ if he rose e>ly4 ,he repli$ t once he did1 b he 0 s pr\d all ! morn+ & s sleepy all ! aft]noon t he det]m9$ nev] to d x aga94 ,a man :o has an (fice d[nt[n call$ 8 wife by telephone ! o!r morn+ & dur+ ! conv]sation ask$ :at ! baby 0 do+4 ,%e 0 cry+ h] eyes out1 repli$ ! "m4 ,:at ab\t8 ,i don't "k :e!r x is because %e has eat5 too _m /rawb]ries or because %e wants m1 repli$ ! disc\rag$ "m4 ,,banks--,i _h a new exp]i5ce ye/]day1 "o y might call unacc\ntable4 ,i ate a he>ty d9n]1 f9i%+ up ) a ,wel% rabbit1 a m9ce pie & "s lob/] la ,newburgh4 ,!n ,i w5t to a place ( amusem5t4 ,i _h h>dly ent]$ ! build+ be=e ev]y?+ swam be=e me4 ,,b9ks--,! ,wel% rabbit did x4 ,,bunks--,no2 x 0 ! lob/]4 ,,bonks--,i ?9k x 0 ! m9ce pie4 ,,banks--,no2 ,i h a simpl] explanation ?an t4 ,i nev] felt bett] 9 my life2 ,i 0 at ! ,aqu>ium4--,judge4 ,among a p>ty ( ,bo/onians :o sp5t "s "t 9 a hunt+-camp 9 ,ma9e 7 two college pr(essors4 ,no soon] _h ! le>n$ g5tlem5 arriv$ ?an _! att5tion 0 attract$ by ! unusual position ( ! /ove1 :i* 0 set on po/s ab\t f\r feet high4 ,?is circum/ance af=d$ "o ( ! pr(essors imm$iate opportunity to comm5t ^u ! k t woodsm5 ga9 by obs]vation4 ,n[1 said he1 ?is man has discov]$ t heat emanat+ f a /ove /rikes ! ro(1 & t ! circulation is s quick5$ t ! camp is w>m$ 9 mu* less "t ?an w\ld be requir$ 7 ! /ove 9 its regul> place on ! floor4 ,b ! o!r pr(essor v5tur$ ! op9ion t ! /ove 0 elevat$ to be above ! w9d[ 9 ord] t cool & pure air c\ld be _h at night4 ,! ho/1 be+ ( a practical turn1 ?\ght t ! /ove 0 set high 9 ord] t a good supply ( gre5 wood c\ld be plac$ "u x4 ,aft] mu* argum5t1 !y call$ ! guide & ask$ :y ! /ove 0 9 su* a position4 ,! man gr9n$4 ,well1 g5ts1 he expla9$1 :5 ,i br\ght ! /ove up ! riv] ,i lo/ mo/ ( ! /ove-pipe ov]bo>d2 s we _h to set ! /ove up t way s z to h ! pipe rea* ?r\gh ! ro(4 ,jack ,b>rymore1 son ( ,maurice ,b>rymore1 & himself an actor ( "s ability1 is n ov]-p>ticul> ab\t 8 p]sonal appe>ance & is a little lazy4 ,he 0 9 ,san ,francisco on ! morn+ ( ! e>?quake4 ,he 0 ?r[n out ( b$ by "o ( ! %ocks1 spun ar\nd on ! floor & left gasp+ 9 a corn]4 ,f9ally1 he got to 8 feet & ru%$ = a ba?tub1 :]e he /ay$ all t day4 ,next day he v5tur$ out4 ,a soldi]1 ) a bayonet on 8 gun1 captur$ ,b>rymore & compell$ him to pile bricks = two days4 ,b>rymore 0 tell+ 8 t]rible exp]i5ce 9 ! ,lambs' ,club 9 ,new ,york4 ,extraord9>y1 comm5t$ ,augu/us ,?omas1 ! playwright4 ,x took a convulsion ( nature to make ,jack take a ba?1 & ! ,unit$ ,/ates ,army to make him g to "w4 ,,caution ,m>%all ,field1 #crd1 accord+ to a /ory t 0 go+ ! r\nds sev]al ye>s ago1 bids fair to become a v cauti\s bus9ess man :5 he gr[s up4 ,approa*+ an old lady 9 a ,lakewood hotel1 he said3 ,c y crack nuts8 ,no1 de>1 ! old lady repli$4 ,i lo/ all my tee? ages ago4 ,!n1 reque/$ ,ma/] ,field1 ext5d+ two h&s full ( pecans1 please hold ^! :ile ,i g & get "s m4 ,,*ampagne ,,mr4 ,,hilton--,h y op5$ t bottle ( *ampagne1 ,bridget8 ,,bridget--,fai?1 ,i />t$ to op5 x1 an' x began to op5 itself4 ,sure1 ! mon t fill$ t bottle mu/ 'av' put 9 two qu>ts in/ead ( wan4 ,sir ,&rew ,cl>k 0 ,mr4 ,glad/one's physician1 & 0 kn[n to ! great /atesman z a temp]ance doctor :o v r>ely prescrib$ alcohol = 8 pati5ts4 ,on "o occasion he surpris$ ,mr4 ,glad/one by recomm5d+ him to take "s w9e4 ,9 answ] to 8 illu/ri\s pati5t's surprise he said3 ,oh1 w9e does sometimes help y get ?r\gh "w6 ,= in/ance1 ,i h (t5 tw5ty lett]s to answ] aft] d9n]1 & a p9t ( *ampagne is a great help4 ,inde$6 rem>k$ ,mr4 ,glad/one2 does a p9t ( *ampagne really help y to answ] ! tw5ty lett]s8 ,no1 ,sir ,&rew expla9$2 b :5 ,i've _h a p9t ( *ampagne ,i don't c>e a rap :e!r ,i answ] !m or n4 ,,"* ,! ,rev4 ,*>les ,h4 ,spurgeon 0 fond ( a joke & 8 ke5 wit 01 moreov]1 bas$ on /]l+ common s5se4 ,"o day he rem>k$ to "o ( 8 sons3 ,c y tell me ! reason :y ! lions didn't eat ,daniel8 ,no sir4 ,:y 0 x8 ,because ! mo/ ( him 0 backbone & ! re/ 0 grit4 ,!y 7 try+ an ,iri%man1 *>g$ ) a petty (f5se1 9 an ,oklahoma t[n1 :5 ! judge ask$3 ,h y any "o 9 c\rt :o w v\* = y\r good "*8 ,yis1 y\r honor1 quickly respond$ ! ,celt1 !re's ! %]iff !re4 ,:]eupon ! %]iff ev9c$ signs ( great amazem5t4 ,:y1 y\r honor1 decl>$ he1 ,i don't ev5 "k ! man4 ,obs]ve1 y\r honor1 said ! ,iri%man1 triumphantly1 obs]ve t ,i've liv$ 9 ! c\ntry = ov] twelve ye>s an' ! %]iff doesn't "k me yit6 ,a9't t a "* = ye8 ,we mu/ h a weak spot or two 9 a "* be=e we c love x mu*4 ,p t d n laugh or cry1 or take m ( any?+ ?an is good = !m1 or use any?+ b diction>y-words1 are admirable subjects = biographies4 ,b we don't c>e mo/ = ^? flat patt]n fl[]s t press be/ 9 ! h]b>ium4--,o4,w4 ,holmes4 ,,*>ity ,*>ity1 said ,rev4 ,b41 is a s5tim5t common to human nature4 ,a nev] sees ,b 9 di/ress )\t wi%+ ,c to relieve him4 ,dr4 ,c4,h4 ,p>khur/1 ! eloqu5t ,new ,york cl]gyman1 at a rec5t banquet said ( *>ity3 ,too _m ( u1 p]haps1 mis9t]pret ! mean+ ( *>ity z ! ma/] mis9t]pret$ ! ,scriptural text4 ,?is ma/]1 a pill> ( a we/]n *ur*1 ent]$ 9 8 j\rnal3 ',! ,scripture orda9s t1 if a man take away ?y coat1 let him h ?y cloak also4 ,to-day1 hav+ caught ! ho/l] /eal+ my potatoes1 ,i h giv5 him ! sack4' ,,! ,,lady--,well1 ,i'll give y a dime2 n because y des]ve x1 m9d1 b because x pleases me4 ,,! ,,tramp--,?ank y1 mum4 ,c\ldn't y] make x a qu>t] an' ?oroly enjoy y\rself8 ,port] ,em]son came into ! (fice ye/]day4 ,he _h be5 out 9 ! c\ntry = a week & 0 v *e]ful4 ,j z he 0 leav+1 he said3 ,did y he> ab\t t man :o di$ ! o!r day & left all he _h to ! orphanage8 ,no1 "s "o answ]$4 ,h[ mu* did he leave8 ,twelve *ildr54 ,i made a mi/ake1 said ,plodd+ ,pete4 ,i told t man up ! road ,i ne$$ a little help 'cause ,i 0 look9' = me family f :om ,i _h be5 sep>at$ fur ye>s4 ,didn't t make him come across8 ,he c\ldn't see x4 ,he said dat he didn't "k my family1 b he wasn't go9' to help 9 br++ any su* tr\ble on 'em4 ,x requires a va/ deal ( c\rage & *>ity to be philan?ropic1 rem>k$ ,sir ,?omas ,lipton1 apropos ( ,&rew ,c>negie's giv+4 ,i rememb] :5 ,i 0 j />t+ 9 bus9ess4 ,i 0 v poor & mak+ e sacrifice to enl>ge my little %op4 ,my only assi/ant 0 a boy ( f\rte51 fai?ful & will+ & hone/4 ,"o day ,i he>d him compla9+1 & ) ju/ice1 t 8 clo!s 7 s %abby t he 0 a%am$ to g to *apel4 ',!re's no *ance ( my gett+ a new suit ?is ye>1' he told me4 ',dad's out ( "w1 & x takes all ( my wages to pay ! r5t4' ,i ?\ght ! matt] ov]1 & !n took a sov]eign f my c>efully ho>d$ sav+s & b\ght ! boy a /\t w>m suit ( blue clo?4 ,he 0 s grateful t ,i felt repaid = my sacrifice4 ,b ! next day he didn't come to "w4 ,i met 8 "m on ! /reet & ask$ h] ! reason4 ',:y1 ,mr4 ,lipton1' %e said1 curtsy+1 ',jimmie looks s respectable1 ?anks to y1 sir1 t ,i ?\ght ,i w\ld s5d him ar\nd t[n today to see if he c\ldn't get a bett] job4' ,good morn+1 ma'am1 began ! temp]ance work]4 ,i'm collect+ = ! ,inebriates' ,home &-- ,:y1 me husb&'s out1 repli$ ,mrs4 ,mc,guire1 b if ye c f9d him any:]e's ye're welcome to him4 ,*>ity is a virtue ( ! he>t1 & n ( ! h&s4--,addison4 ,y f9d p ready en\gh to d ! ,sam>itan1 )\t ! oil & twop5ce4--,sydney ,smi?4 ,,*icago ,a we/]n booksell] wrote to a h\se 9 ,*icago ask+ t a doz5 copies ( ,canon ,f>r>'s ,seek]s aft] ,god be %ipp$ to him at once4 ,)9 two days he receiv$ ?is reply by telegraph3 ,no seek]s aft] ,god 9 ,*icago or ,new ,york4 ,try ,philadelphia4 ,,*ick5 ,,/eal+ ,s5ator ,money ( ,mississippi ask$ an old color$ man :at bre$ ( *ick5s he consid]$ be/1 & he repli$3 ,all k9ds has m]its4 ,de w'ite ones is de easie/ to f9d2 b de black ones is de easie/ to hide aftah y gits 'em4 ,ida ,black _h retir$ f ! mo/ select color$ circles = a brief space1 on acc\nt ( a slight difficulty connect$ ) a g5tleman's p\ltry-y>d4 ,h] "m 0 be+ consol$ by a :ite fri5d4 ,:y1 ,aunt ,ea/]1 ,i 0 mighty sorry to he> ab\t ,ida-- ,m>se ,john1 ,ida a9't nuvv] tuk dem *ick5s4 ,ida w\ldn't d si* a ?+6 ,ida w\ldn't demeange h]se'f to rob nobody's h5-roo/--&1 any way1 dem old *ick5s w>n't no?+'t all b fea!rs :5 we pick$ 'em4 ,does de :ite folks 9 y\ah neighborhood keep eny *ick5s1 ,br'er ,ra/us8 ,well1 ,br'er ,johns+1 mebbe dey does keep a few4 ,h5ry ,e4 ,dixey met a fri5d "o aft]noon on ,broadway4 ,well1 ,h5ry1 exclaim$ ! fri5d1 y are look+ f9e6 ,:at d !y fe$ y on8 ,*ick5 mo/ly1 repli$ ,dixey4 ,y see1 ,i am rehe>s+ 9 a play :]e ,i am to be a ?ief1 s1 j by way ( gett+ into tra9+ = ! "p ,i /eal "o ( my own *ick5s e morn+ & h ! cook broil x = me4 ,i h accompli%$ ! rem>kable feat ( eat+ ?irty *ick5s 9 ?irty consecutive days4 ,great ,scott6 exclaim$ ! fri5d4 ,d y /ill l !m8 ,yes1 ,i d1 repli$ ,dixey2 &1 :at is bett] /ill1 ! *ick5s l me4 ,:y !y h got s :5 ,i sneak into ! h5-h\se !y all beg9 to cackle1 ',i wi% ,i 0 9 ,dixey4'--,a4 ,s4 ,hit*cock4 ,a s\!rn]1 he>+ a great commotion 9 8 *ick5-h\se "o d>k night1 took 8 revolv] & w5t to inve/igate4 ,:o's !re8 he /]nly dem&$1 op5+ ! door4 ,no answ]4 ,:o's !re8 ,answ]1 or ,i'll %oot6 ,a trembl+ voice f ! f>!/ corn]3 ',de$1 sah1 dey a9't nobody hyah cept9' u *ick5s4 ,a color$ p>son1 call+ ^u "o ( 8 flock1 f\nd ! object ( 8 visit out 9 ! back y>d work+ among 8 h5-coops4 ,he notic$ ) surprise t !re 7 no *ick5s4 ,:y1 ,brudd] ,br[n1 he ask$1 :>'r all yo' *ick5s8 ,huh1 grunt$ ,bro!r ,br[n )\t look+ up1 "s fool niggah lef de d' op5 an' dey all w5t home4 ,,*ild ,,labor ,:at's up old man2 y look z happy z a l>k6 ,happy8 ,:y %\ldn't ,i look happy8 ,no m h>d1 we>y "w by y\rs truly4 ,i've got eight kids & ,i'm go+ to move to ,alabama4--,life4 ,,*ildr5 ,two we>y p>5ts once adv]tis$3 ,,want$1 ,,at ,,once--,two flu5t & well-le>n$ p]sons1 male or female1 to answ] ! que/ions ( a little girl ( ?ree & a boy ( f\r2 ea* to take f\r h\rs p] day & re/ ! p>5ts ( said *ildr54 ,ano!r c\ple adv]tis$3 ,,want$3 ,a gov]ness :o is good /5ograph]1 to take d[n ! clev] say+s ( our *ild4 ,a boy twelve ye>s old ) an air ( melan*oly resignation1 w5t to 8 tea*] & h&$ 9 ! foll[+ note f 8 "m be=e tak+ 8 seat3 ,de> ,sir3 ,please excuse ,james = n be+ pres5t ye/]day4 ,he play$ truant1 b y ne$n't :ip him = x1 z ! boy he play$ truant ) & him fell out1 & he lick$ ,james2 & a man !y ?rew /ones at caught him & lick$ him2 & ! driv] ( a c>t !y hung onto lick$ him2 & ! own] ( a cat !y *as$ lick$ him4 ,!n ,i lick$ him :5 he came home1 aft] :i* 8 fa!r lick$ him2 & ,i _h to give him ano!r = be+ impud5t to me = tell+ 8 fa!r4 ,s y ne$ n lick him until next "t4 ,he ?9ks he w att5d regul> 9 future4 ,,mrs4 ,,po/--,b :y adopt a baby :5 y h ?ree *ildr5 ( y\r own "u five ye>s old8 ,,mrs4 ,,p>k]--,my own are be+ br\ght up prop]ly4 ,! adopt$ "o is to enjoy4 ,! neighbors ( a c]ta9 woman 9 a ,new ,engl& t[n ma9ta9 t ?is lady ent]ta9s "s v peculi> notions t\*+ ! tra9+ ( *ildr54 ,local op9ion ascribes ^! oddities on h] "p to ! fact t %e att5d$ normal s*ool = "o ye> j be=e h] m>riage4 ,said "o neighbor3 ,%e does a lot ( funny ?+s4 ,:at d y suppose ,i he>d h] say to t boy ( h]s ?is aft]noon8 ,i dunno4 ,:at 0 x8 ,well1 y "k h] husb& cut 8 f+] badly ye/]day ) a hay-cutt]2 & ?is aft]noon z ,i 0 go9' by ! h\se ,i he>d h] say3 ',n[1 ,william1 y mu/ be a v good boy1 = y\r fa!r has injur$ 8 h&1 & if y are naughty he won't be able to :ip y4'--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,*ildhood has no =ebod+s2 b !n1 x is soo!d by no memories ( outliv$ sorr[4--,george ,eliot4 ,bett] to be driv5 out f among m5 ?an to be dislik$ ( *ildr54--,r4,h4 ,dana4 ,see also ,boys2 ,families4 ,,*oices ,william ,phillips1 our secret>y ( embassy at ,london1 tells ( an ,am]ican (fic] :o1 by ! k9d p]mission ( ! ,briti% ,gov]nm5t1 0 once enabl$ to make a week's cruise on "o ( ,8 ,maje/y's battle%ips4 ,among o!r ?+s t impress$ ! ,am]ican 0 ! vessel's ,sunday morn+ s]vice4 ,x 0 v well att5d$1 e sailor n on duty be+ !re4 ,at ! conclusion ( ! s]vice ! ,am]ican *anc$ to ask "o ( ! jackies3 ,are y oblig$ to att5d ^! ,sunday morn+ s]vices8 ,n exactly oblig$ to1 sir1 repli$ ! sailor-man1 b our grog w\ld be /opp$ if we didn't1 sir4--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,a well-kn[n furniture deal] ( a ,virg9ia t[n want$ to give 8 fai?ful negro driv] some?+ = ,*ri/mas 9 recognition ( 8 unfail+ good humor 9 tot+ out /oves1 b$s1 pianos1 etc4 ,dobson1 he said1 y h help$ me ?r\gh "s pretty tight places 9 ! la/ t5 ye>s1 & ,i want to give y some?+ z a ,*ri/mas pres5t t w be useful to y & t y w enjoy4 ,:i* d y pref]1 a ton ( coal or a gallon ( good :iskey8 ,boss1 ,dobson repli$1 ,ah burns wood4 ,a man hurri$ into a quick-lun* re/aurant rec5tly & call$ to ! wait]3 ,give me a ham s&wi*4 ,yes1 sir1 said ! wait]1 rea*+ = ! s&wi*2 w y eat x or take x ) y8 ,bo?1 0 ! unexpect$ b obvi\s reply4 ,,*oirs ,see ,s+]s4 ,,*ri/ian ,,sci5ti/s ,:ile wait+ = ! speak] at a public meet+ a pale little man 9 ! audi5ce seem$ v n]v\s4 ,he glanc$ ov] 8 %\ld] f "t to "t & squirm$ & %ift$ ab\t 9 8 seat4 ,at la/1 unable to /& x long]1 he arose & dem&$1 9 a high1 p5etrat+ voice1 ,is !re a ,*ri/ian ,sci5ti/ 9 ?is room8 ,a woman at ! o!r side ( ! hall got up & said1 ,i am a ,*ri/ian ,sci5ti/4 ,well1 !n1 madam1 reque/$ ! little man1 w\ld y m9d *ang+ seats ) me8 ,i'm sitt+ 9 a draft4 ,,*ri/ians ,at a d9n]1 :5 ! g5tlem5 retir$ to ! smok+ room & "o ( ! gue/s1 a ,japanese1 rema9$ ) ! ladies1 "o ask$ him3 ,ar5't y go+ to jo9 ! g5tlem51 ,mr4 ,nagasaki8 ,no4 ,i d n smoke1 ,i d n swe>1 ,i d n dr9k4 ,b !n1 ,i am n a ,*ri/ian4 ,a travel] :o believ$ himself to be sole survivor ( a %ipwreck ^u a cannibal isle hid = ?ree days1 9 t]ror ( 8 life4 ,driv5 out by hung]1 he discov]$ a ?9 wisp ( smoke ris+ f a clump ( bu%es inl&1 & crawl$ c>efully to /udy ! type ( savages ab\t x4 ,j z he rea*$ ! clump he he>d a voice say3 ,:y 9 hell did y play t c>d8 ,he dropp$ on 8 knees &1 dev\tly rais+ 8 h&s1 cri$3 ,?ank ,god !y are ,*ri/ians6 ,,*ri/mas ,,gifts ,z y don't seem to "k :at y'd l = ,*ri/mas1 ,fr$die1 said 8 "m1 "h's a pr9t$ li/ ( pres5ts = a good little boy4 ,fr$die read ov] ! li/1 & !n said3 ,"m1 hav5't y a li/ = a bad little boy8 ',twas ! mon? aft] ,*ri/mas1 ,& ,santa _h flit2 ,came !re tid+s = fa!r ,:i* read3 ,please remit6 --,r4,l4,f4 ,little six-ye>-old ,h>ry 0 ask$ by 8 ,sunday-s*ool tea*]3 ,&1 ,h>ry1 :at are y go+ to give y\r d>l+ little bro!r = ,*ri/mas ?is ye>8 ,i dunno1 said ,h>ry2 ,i gave him ! measles la/ ye>4 ,= little *ildr5 ev]y:]e ,a joy\s season /ill we make2 ,we br+ our preci\s gifts to !m1 ,ev5 = ! de> *ild ,jesus' sake4 --,phebe ,c>y4 ,i w1 if y w1 devote my ,*ri/mas giv+ to ! *ildr5 & ! ne$y1 res]v+ only ! privilege (1 once 9 a :ile1 giv+ to a de> fri5d a gift :i* !n w h ! old *>m ( be+ a g5u9e surprise4 ,i w1 if y w1 keep ! _s ( ,*ri/mas 9 my he>t1 &1 b>r+ out hurry1 worry1 & competition1 w consecrate ! bless$ season1 9 joy & love1 to ! ,"o ^: bir? we celebrate4 --,jane ,port] ,williams4 ,,*ronology ,,t\ri/--,!y h j dug up ! corn]-/one ( an anci5t libr>y 9 ,greece1 on :i* is inscrib$ '#djjj ,b4,c4' ,,engli%man--,be=e ,c>negie1 ,i presume4 ,,*ur* ,,att5dance ,trem5d\s cr[d up at our *ur* la/ night4 ,new m9i/]8 ,no x 0 burn$ d[n4 ,i und]/&1 said a "y woman to ano!r1 t at y\r *ur* y are hav+ su* small congregations4 ,is t s8 ,yes1 answ]$ ! o!r girl1 s small t e "t our rector says ',de>ly ,belov$' y feel z if y _h receiv$ a proposal6 ,are y a pill> ( ! *ur*8 ,no1 ,i'm a fly+ buttress--,i support x f ! outside4 ,,*ur* ,,discipl9e ,pius ! ,n9? 0 n )\t a c]ta9 s5se ( humor4 ,"o day1 :ile sitt+ = 8 portrait to ,healy1 ! pa9t]1 speak+ ( a monk :o _h left ! *ur* & m>ri$1 he obs]v$1 n )\t malice3 ,he has tak5 8 puni%m5t into 8 own h&s4 ,,circus ,a well-kn[n !atrical manag] repeats an in/ance ( :at ! late ,w4 ,c4 ,c\p1 ( circus fame1 once told him 0 "o ( ! mo/ amus+ features ( ! %[-bus9ess2 ! fak+ 9 ! side-%[4 ,c\p 0 ! own] ( a small circus t boa/$ among its pr9cipal attractions a man-eat+ ape1 alleg$ to be ! l>ge/ 9 captivity4 ,?is f]oci\s bea/ 0 exhibit$ *a9$ to ! dead trunk ( a tree 9 ! side-%[4 ,e>ly 9 ! day ( ! fir/ p]=mance ( ,c\p's ent]prise at a c]ta9 ,ohio t[n1 a c\ntryman h&$ ! man-eat+ ape a piece ( tobacco1 9 ! *ew+ ( :i* ! bea/ ev9c$ ! greate/ satisfaction4 ,! ^w 0 soon pass$ ar\nd t ! ape w\ld *ew tobacco2 & ! result 0 t sev]al plugs 7 ?r[n at him4 ,unhappily1 h[ev]1 "o ( ^! _h be5 fill$ ) cay5ne pepp]4 ,! man-eat+ ape bit x2 !n1 h[l+ ) indignation1 snapp$ ! *a9 t b\nd him to ! tree1 & made /raight = ! practical jok] :o _h s cruelly deceiv$ him4 ,lave me at 'im6 yell$ ! ape4 ,lave me at 'im1 ! dirty villa96 ,i'll h ! rube's loife1 or me "n a9't ,magillicuddy6 ,=tunately = ! c\ntryman & = ,magillicuddy1 too1 ! man-eat+ ape 0 re/ra9$ by ! by/&]s 9 "t to prev5t a kill+4 ,willie to ! circus w5t1 ,he ?\ght x 0 imm5se2 ,8 little he>t w5t pitt]-pat1 ,= ! excitem5t 0 9 t5ts4 --,h>v>d ,lampoon4 ,a *ild ( /rict p>5ts1 ^: greate/ joy _h hi!rto be5 ! weekly pray]-meet+1 0 tak5 by its nurse to ! circus = ! fir/ "t4 ,:5 he came home he exclaim$3 ,oh1 ,mama1 if y once w5t to ! circus y'd nev]1 nev] g to a pray]-meet+ aga9 9 all y\r life4 ,johnny1 :o _h be5 to ! circus1 0 tell+ 8 tea*] ab\t ! wond]ful ?+s he _h se54 ,an' tea*]1 he cri$1 !y _h "o big animal !y call$ ! hip--hip-- ,hippopotamus1 de>1 prompt$ ! tea*]4 ,i c't j say its "n1 exclaim$ ,johnny1 b x looks j l #i1jjj p\nds ( liv]4 ,,civilization ,an (fic] ( ! ,indian ,(fice at ,wa%+ton tells ( ! patroniz+ airs frequ5tly assum$ by visitors to ! gov]nm5t s*ools = ! r$sk9s4 ,on "o occasion a pomp\s little man 0 be+ %[n ?r\gh "o in/itution :5 he came ^u an ,indian lad ( sev5te5 ye>s4 ,! work] 0 engag$ 9 a bit ( c>p5try1 :i* ! visitor obs]v$ 9 sil5ce = "s m9utes4 ,!n1 ) ! utmo/ gravity1 he ask$ ! boy3 ,are y civiliz$8 ,! y\?ful r$sk9 lift$ 8 eyes f 8 "w1 calmly survey$ 8 que/ion]1 & !n repli$3 ,no1 are y8--,taylor ,edw>ds4 ,my de>1 li/5 to ?is1 exclaim$ ! eld]ly ,engli% lady to h] husb&1 on h] fir/ visit to ! ,/ates4 ,%e held ! hotel m5u almo/ at arm's l5g?1 & spoke 9 a tone ( horror3 ',bak$ ,indian pudd+6' ,c x be possible 9 a civiliz$ c\ntry8 ,! pa? ( civilization is pav$ ) t9 cans4--,! ,phili/9e4 ,,cleanl9ess ,among ! t5em5ts t lay )9 my jurisdiction :5 ,i fir/ took up mission "w on ! ,ea/ ,side4 says a ,new ,york "y woman1 0 "o to clean out :i* w\ld h call$ = ! be/ ef=ts ( ! r5ovator ( ! ,augean /ables4 ,& ! families 9 ?is t5em5t 7 almo/ z hopeless z ! t5em5t itself4 ,on "o occasion ,i felt di/9ctly enc\rag$1 h[ev]1 s9ce ,i obs]v$ t ! face ( "o y\ng/] 0 actually clean4 ',william1' said ,i1 'y\r face is fairly clean1 b h[ did y get su* dirty h&s8 ',wa%9' me face1' said ,william4 ,a woman 9 "o ( ! factory t[ns ( ,massa*usetts rec5tly agre$ to take *>ge ( a little girl :ile h] "m1 a seam/ress1 w5t to ano!r t[n = a day's "w4 ,! woman ) :om ! *ild _h be5 left endeavor$ to keep h] cont5t$1 & among o!r ?+s gave h] a c&y dog1 ) :i* %e play$ happily all day4 ,at night ! dog _h disappe>$1 & ! woman inquir$ :e!r x _h be5 lo/4 ,no1 x a9't lo/1 answ]$ ! little girl4 ,i kept x 'mo/ all day1 b x got s dirty t ,i 0 a%am$ to look at x2 s ,i et x4--,f5imore ,m>t94 ,h[ old are y8 once ask$ ,:i/l] ( a ,london newsboy4 ,sev51 0 ! reply4 ,:i/l] insi/$ t he mu/ be old] ?an t1 & turn+ to 8 fri5d he rem>k$3 ,i don't ?9k he c\ld get z dirty z t 9 sev5 ye>s1 d y8 ,if dirt 0 trumps1 :at h&s y w\ld hold6--,*>les ,lamb4 ,,cl]gy ,n[1 *ildr51 said ! visit+ m9i/] :o _h be5 ask$ to "q ! ,sunday-s*ool1 ) :at did ,samson arm himself to fight aga9/ ! ,phili/9es8 ,none ( ! *ildr5 c\ld tell him4 ,oh1 yes1 y "k6 he said1 & to help !m he tapp$ 8 jaw ) "o f+]4 ,:at is ?is8 he ask$4 ,?is jogg$ _! memories1 & ! class cri$ 9 *orus3 ,! jawbone ( an ass4 ,all "w & no plagi>ism makes a dull p>son4 ,bi%op ,doane ( ,albany 0 at "o "t rector ( an ,episcopal *ur* 9 ,h>t=d1 & ,m>k ,twa91 :o occasionally att5d$ 8 s]vices1 play$ a joke ^u him1 "o ,sunday4 ,dr4 ,doane1 he said at ! end ( ! s]vice1 ,i enjoy$ y\r s]mon ?is morn+4 ,i welcom$ x l on old fri5d4 ,i h1 y "k1 a book at home conta9+ e ^w ( x4 ,y h n1 said ,dr4 ,doane4 ,i h s4 ,well1 s5d t book to me4 ,i'd l to see x4 ,i'll s5d x1 ! humori/ repli$4 ,next morn+ he s5t an unabridg$ diction>y to ! rector4 ,! f\r-ye>-old daught] ( a cl]gyman 0 ail+ "o night & 0 put to b$ e>ly4 ,z h] "m 0 ab\t to leave h] %e call$ h] back4 ,mamma1 %e said1 ,i want to see my papa4 ,no1 de>1 h] "m repli$1 y\r papa is busy & mu/ n be di/urb$4 ,b1 mamma1 ! *ild p]si/$1 ,i want to see my papa4 ,z be=e1 ! "m repli$3 ,no1 y\r papa mu/ n be di/urb$4 ,b ! little "o came back ) a cl9*]3 ,mamma1 %e decl>$ solemnly1 ,i am a sick woman1 & ,i want to see my m9i/]4 ,,pr(essor--,n[1 ,mr4 ,jones1 assum+ y 7 call$ to att5d a pati5t :o _h swall[$ a co91 :at w\ld be y\r me?od ( proc$ure8 ,,"y ,,m$ico--,i'd s5d = a prea*]1 sir4 ,!y'll get money out ( anyone4 ,ar*bi%op ,ryan 0 once acco/$ on ! /reets ( ,baltimore by a man :o knew ! ar*bi%op's face1 b c\ld n q place x4 ,n[1 :]e 9 hell h ,i se5 y8 he ask$ p]plex$ly4 ,f :]e 9 hell d y come1 sir8 ,a ,dulu? pa/or makes x a po9t to welcome any /rang]s cordially1 & "o ev5+1 aft] ! completion ( ! s]vice1 he hurri$ d[n ! aisle to /ation himself at ! door4 ,he notic$ a ,sw$i% girl1 evid5tly a s]vant1 s he welcom$ h] to ! *ur*1 & express$ ! hope t %e w\ld be a regul> att5dant4 ,f9ally he said if %e w\ld be at home "s ev5+ dur+ ! week he w\ld call4 ,t'ank y1 %e murmur$ ba%fully1 b ay h a fella4 ,a m9i/] ( a fa%ionable *ur* 9 ,new>k _h always left ! greet+ ( /rang]s to be att5d$ to by ! u%]s1 until he read ! newspap] articles 9 ref]5ce to ! matt]4 ,suppose a report] %\ld visit our *ur*8 said 8 wife4 ,w\ldn't x be awful8 ,x w\ld1 ! m9i/] admitt$4 ,! foll[+ ,sunday ev5+ he notic$ a pla9ly dress$ woman 9 "o ( ! free pews4 ,%e sat alone & 0 cle>ly n a memb] ( ! flock4 ,aft] ! b5$iction ! m9i/] ha/5$ & int]cept$ h] at ! door4 ,h[ d y d8 he said1 (f]+ 8 h&1 ,i am v glad to h y ) u4 ,?ank y1 repli$ ! "y woman4 ,i hope we may see y (t5 9 our *ur* home1 he w5t on4 ,we are always glad to welcome new faces4 ,yes1 sir4 ,d y live 9 ?is p>i%8 he ask$4 ,! girl look$ blank4 ,if y w give me y\r address my wife & ,i w call on y "s ev5+4 ,y w\ldn't ne$ to g f>1 sir1 said ! "y woman1 ,i'm y\r cook6 ,bi%op ,goodsell1 ( ! ,me?odi/ ,episcopal *ur*1 weighs ov] two hundr$ p\nds4 ,x 0 ) m+l$ emotions1 !re=e t he read ! foll[+ 9 ,zion's ,h]ald "s "t ago3 ,! ann\ncem5t t our ,new ,engl& bi%op1 ,daniel ,a4 ,goodsell1 has promis$ to prea* at ! ,willimantic camp meet+1 w give great pleasure to ! ho/s ( ,israel :o are look+ =w>d to t fea/ ( fat ?+s4 ,x is a /&+ rule ( a company ^: boats ply ! ,great ,lakes t cl]gym5 & ,indians may travel on its boats = half-f>e4 ,a %ort "t ago an ag5t ( ! company 0 approa*$ by an ,indian prea*] f ,canada1 :o ask$ = free transportation on ! gr\nd t he 0 entitl$ to "o-half rebate because he 0 an ,indian1 & ! o!r half because he 0 a cl]gyman4--,elg9 ,burr\ghs4 ,book] ,wa%+ton1 z all ! _w kn[s1 believes t ! salvation ( 8 race lies 9 indu/ry4 ,?us1 if a "y man wants to be a cl]gyman1 he w meet ) b little enc\ragem5t f ! head ( ,tuskegee2 b if he wants to be a blacksmi? or a bricklay]1 8 welcome is w>m & he>ty4 ,dr4 ,wa%+ton1 9 a rec5t address 9 ,*icago1 said3 ,! _w is ov]full ( prea*]s & :5 an aspirant = ! pulpit comes to me1 ,i am incl9$ to tell him ab\t ! old uncle work+ 9 ! cotton field :o said3 ',de cotton am s grassy1 de "w am s h>d1 & de sun am s hot1 ,ah 'cl>e to goodness ,ah believe dis d>key am call$ to prea*4' ,on "o occasion ! m9i/] deliv]$ a s]mon ( b t5 m9utes' duration--a mo/ unusual ?+ = him4 ,^u ! conclusion ( 8 rem>ks he add$3 ,i regret to in=m y1 bre?r51 t my dog1 :o appe>s to be peculi>ly fond ( pap]1 ?is morn+ ate t portion ( my s]mon t ,i h n deliv]$4 ,let u pray4 ,aft] ! s]vice ! cl]gyman 0 met at ! door by a man :o z a rule1 att5d$ div9e s]vice 9 ano!r p>i%4 ,%ak+ ! good man by ! h& he said3 ,doctor1 ,i %\ld l to "k :e!r t dog ( y\rs has any pups4 ,if s ,i want to get "o to give to my m9i/]4 ,recipe = a p>son3 ,to a cupful ( negative goodness ,add ! pleasure ( giv+ advice4 ,sift 9 a peck ( dry s]mons1 ,& flavor ) brim/one or ice4 --,life4 ,a pomp\s ,bi%op ( ,ox=d 0 once /opp$ on a ,london /reet by a ragg$ ur*94 ,well1 my little man1 & :at c ,i d = y8 inquir$ ! *ur*man4 ,! "t o' day1 please1 y\r lord%ip4 ,) consid]able difficulty ! portly bi%op extract$ 8 timepiece4 ,x is exactly half pa/ five1 my lad4 ,well1 said ! boy1 sett+ 8 feet = a good />t1 at 'alf pa/ six y g to 'ell6--& he 0 (f l a fla% & ar\nd ! corn]4 ,! bi%op1 flu%$ & furi\s1 8 wat* dangl+ f its *a91 fl\nd]$ wildly aft] him4 ,b z he r\nd$ ! corn] he ran plump into ! out/ret*$ arms ( ! v5]able ,bi%op ( ,london4 ,ox=d1 ,ox=d1 remon/rat$ t surpris$ dignit>y1 :y ?is unseemly ha/e8 ,puff+1 bl[+1 splutt]+1 ! outrag$ ,bi%op gasp$ out3 ,t "y ragamuff9--,i told him x 0 half pa/ five--he--er--told me to g to hell at half pa/ six4 ,yes1 yes1 said ! ,bi%op ( ,london ) ! suspicion ( a tw9kle 9 8 k9dly old eyes1 b :y su* ha/e8 ,y've got almo/ an h\r4 ,skilful alike ) tongue & p51 ,he prea*$ to all m5 ev]y:]e ,! ,gospel ( ! ,gold5 ,rule1 ,! ,new ,comm&m5t giv5 to m51 ,?9k+ ! de$1 & n ! cre$1 ,w\ld help u 9 our utmo/ ne$4 --,longfell[4 ,see also ,burgl>s2 ,contribution box2 ,prea*+2 ,resignation4 ,,climate ,9 a c]ta9 t[n ! local =eca/] ( ! wea!r 0 s (t5 wrong t 8 pr$ictions became a /&+ joke1 to 8 no small annoyance1 = he 0 v s5sitive4 ,at l5g?1 9 despair ( liv+ d[n 8 reputation1 he ask$ headqu>t]s to transf] him to ano!r /ation4 ,a brief correspondance ensu$4 ,:y1 ask$ headqu>t]s1 d y wi% to be transf]r$8 ,because1 ! =eca/] promptly repli$1 ! climate doesn't agree ) me4 ,,clo?+ ,"o morn+ z ,m>k ,twa9 return$ f a neighborhood morn+ call1 sans necktie1 8 wife met him at ! door ) ! exclamation3 ,!re1 ,sam1 y h be5 ov] to ! ,/[es's aga9 )\t a necktie6 ,x's really disgraceful ! way y neglect y\r dress6 ,h] husb& said no?+1 b w5t up to 8 room4 ,a few m9utes lat] 8 neighbor--,mrs4 ,s4--0 summon$ to ! door by a mess5g]1 :o pres5t$ h] ) a small box neatly done up4 ,%e op5$ x & f\nd a black silk necktie1 accompani$ by ! foll[+ note3 ,"h is a necktie4 ,take x out & look at x4 ,i ?9k ,i /ay$ half an h\r ?is morn+4 ,at ! end ( t "t w y k9dly return x1 z x is ! only "o ,i h8--,m>k ,twa94 ,a man ^: tr\s]s bagg$ badly at ! knees 0 /&+ on a corn] wait+ = a c>4 ,a pass+ ,iri%man /opp$ & wat*$ him ) great int]e/ = two or ?ree m9utes2 at la/ he said3 ,well1 :y don't ye jump8 ,! ev5+ wore on1 cont9u$ ! man :o 0 tell+ ! /ory4 ,excuse me1 int]rupt$ ! w\ld-be-wit2 b c y tell u :at ! ev5+ wore on t occasion8 ,i don't "k t x is important1 repli$ ! /ory-tell]4 ,b if y mu/ "k1 ,i believe x 0 ! close ( a summ] day4 ,see t measur+ worm crawl+ up my skirt6 cri$ ,mrs4 ,bj5ks4 ,t's a sign ,i'm go+ to h a new dress4 ,well1 let him make x = y1 gr[l$ ,mr4 ,bj5ks4 ,& :ile he's ab\t x1 h him s5d a hookworm to d y up ! back4 ,i'm tir$ ( ! job4 ,dwell]s 9 huts & 9 m>ble halls-- ,f ,%eph]dess up to ,que5-- ,c>$ little = bonnets1 & less = %awls1 ,& no?+ = cr9ol9e4 ,b n[ simplicity's n ! rage1 ,& x's funny to ?9k h[ cold ,! dress !y wore 9 ! ,gold5 ,age ,w\ld seem 9 ! ,age ( ,gold4 --,h5ry ,s4 ,leigh4 ,co/ly ?y habit z ?y purse c buy1 ,b n express'd 9 fancy2 ri*1 n gaudy2 ,= ! app>el (t proclaims ! man4 --,%akespe>e4 ,,clubs ,belle & ,b5 _h j ann\nc$ _! engagem5t4 ,:5 we are m>ri$1 said ,belle1 ,i %all expect y to %ave e morn+4 ,x's "o ( ! rules ( ! club ,i belong to t none ( its memb]s %all m>ry a man :o won't %ave e morn+4 ,oh1 t's all "r1 repli$ ,b52 b :at ab\t ! morn+s ,i don't get home 9 "t8 ,i belong to a club1 too4--,m4,a4 ,hit*cock4 ,! gue/ l&+ at ! ya*t club float ) 8 ho/1 bo? ( !m we>+ oilsk9s & s\'-we/]s to protect !m f ! dr5*+ ra91 inquir$3 ,& :o are ^? g5tlem5 seat$ on ! v]&a1 look+ s spick & span 9 _! :ite duck ya*t+ caps & tr\s]s1 & keep+ ! wait]s runn+ all ! "t8 ,!y're ! rock+-*air memb]s4 ,!y nev] g outside1 & !y're wat]pro( inside4 ,"o aft]noon ?irty ladies met at ! home ( ,mrs4 ,lyons to =m a woman's club4 ,! ho/ess 0 unanim\sly elect$ presid5t4 ,! next day ! foll[+ ad appe>$ 9 ! newspap]3 ,want$--a reliable woman to take c>e ( a baby4 ,apply to ,mrs4 ,j4 ,w4 ,lyons4 ,,coal ,,deal]s ,9 a ,kansas t[n :]e two bro!rs are engag$ 9 ! retail coal bus9ess a revival 0 rec5tly held & ! eld] ( ! bro!rs 0 conv]t$4 ,= weeks he tri$ to p]suade 8 bro!r to jo9 ! *ur*4 ,"o day he ask$3 ,:y c't y jo9 ! *ur* l ,i did8 ,x's a f9e ?+ = y to belong to ! *ur*1 repli$ ! y\ng] bro!r1 ,if ,i jo9 ! *ur* :o'll weigh ! coal8 ,,co$ucation ,! speak] 0 wax+ eloqu5t1 & aft] 8 p]oration on woman's rights he said3 ,:5 !y take our girls1 z !y ?reat51 away f ! co$ucational colleges1 :at w foll[8 ,:at w foll[1 ,i repeat8 ,& a l\d1 mascul9e voice 9 ! audi5ce repli$3 ,i w6 ,,c(fee ,among ! c(fee-dr9k]s a high place mu/ be giv5 to ,bism>ck4 ,he lik$ c(fee unadult]at$4 ,:ile ) ! ,prussian ,army 9 ,france he "o day ent]$ a c\ntry inn & ask$ ! ho/ if he _h any *icory 9 ! h\se4 ,he _h4 ,bism>ck said--,well1 br+ x to me2 all y h4 ,! man obey$ & h&$ ,bism>ck a cani/] full ( *icory4 ,are y sure ?is is all y h8 dem&$ ! ,*ancellor4 ,yes1 my "l1 e gra94 ,!n1 said ,bism>ck1 keep+ ! cani/] by him1 g n[ & make me a pot ( c(fee4 ,,co9s ,he _h j return$ f ,p>is & said to 8 old aunt 9 ! c\ntry3 ,"h1 ,aunt1 is a silv] franc piece ,i br\ght y f ,p>is z a s\v5ir4 ,?anks1 ,h]man1 said ! old lady4 ,i wi% y'd ?\ght to h br\ght me home "o ( !m ,lat9 qu>t]s ,i read s mu* ab\t4 ,,collect+ ,,( ,,acc\nts ,an ent]pris+ firm adv]tis$3 ,all p]sons indebt$ to our /ore are reque/$ to call & settle4 ,all ^? indebt$ to our /ore & n kn[+ x are reque/$ to call & f9d out4 ,^? kn[+ !mselves indebt$ & n wi%+ to call1 are reque/$ to /ay 9 "o place long en\gh = u to cat* !m4 ,sir1 said ! haughty ,am]ican to 8 adhesive tailor1 ,i object to ?is boori% dunn+4 ,i w\ld h y "k t my great-great-gr&fa!r 0 "o ( ! e>ly settl]s4 ,& yet1 sigh$ ! anxi\s tradesman1 !re are p :o believe 9 h]$ity4 ,a retail deal] 9 buggies do+ bus9ess 9 "o ( ! l>ge t[ns 9 nor!rn ,indiana wrote to a firm 9 ! ea/ ord]+ a c>load ( buggies4 ,! firm wir$ him3 ,_c %ip buggies until y pay = y\r la/ consignm5t4 ,unable to wait s long1 wir$ back ! buggy deal]1 cancel ord]4 ,! sadde/ words ( tongue or p5 ,may be p]haps1 ,x might h be51 ,! sweete/ words we "k1 by heck1 ,are only ^! ,enclos$ f9d *eck6 --,m9ne-,ha-,ha4 ,,collectors ,,& ,,collect+ ,sir ,walt] ,raleigh _h call$ to take a cup ( tea ) ,que5 ,elizabe?4 ,x 0 v good ( y1 ,sir ,walt]1 said h] ,maje/y1 smil+ sweetly ^u ! gallant ,knight1 to ru9 y\r cloak ! o!r day s t my feet %\ld n be wet by t horrid puddle4 ,may ,i n in/ruct my ,"l ,high ,treasur] to reimburse y = x8 ,don't m5tion x1 y\r ,maje/y1 repli$ ,raleigh4 ,x only co/ two & six1 & ,i h already sold x to an ,am]ican collector = eight ?\s& p\nds4 ,,college ,,graduates ,c't ,i take y\r ord] = "o ( our encyclop$ias6 ask$ ! dapp] ag5t4 ,no ,i guess n1 said ! busy man4 ,i might be able to use x a few times1 b my son w be home f college 9 ,june4 ,,college ,,/ud5ts ,say1 dad1 rememb] t /ory y told me ab\t :5 y 7 expell$ f college8 ,yes4 ,well1 ,i 0 j ?9k+1 dad1 h[ true x is t hi/ory repeats itself4 ,,want$3 ,burly beauty-pro( individual to read met]s 9 sorority h\ses4 ,we hav5't made a nickel 9 two ye>s4 ,! ,gas ,co4--,mi*igan ,g>goyle4 ,,fre%man--,i h a sliv] 9 my f+]4 ,,sop--,be5 scrat*+ y\r head8 ,,/ude--,d y smoke1 pr(essor8 ,,pr(4--,:y1 yes1 ,i'm v fond ( a good cig>4 ,,/ude--,d y dr9k1 sir8 ,,pr(4--,yes1 inde$1 ,i enjoy no?+ bett] ?an a bottle ( w9e4 ,,/ude--,gee1 x's go+ to co/ me some?+ to pass ?is c\rse4--,cornell ,wid[4 ,?ree boys f ,yale1 ,pr9ceton & ,h>v>d 7 9 a room :5 a lady ent]$4 ,! ,yale boy ask$ languidly if "s fell[ ought n to give a *air to ! lady2 ! ,pr9ceton boy sl[ly br\ght "o1 & ! ,h>v>d boy delib]ately sat d[n 9 x4--,life4 ,a college pr(essor 0 "o day ne>+ ! close ( a hi/ory lecture & 0 indulg+ 9 "o ( ^? rhetorical climaxes 9 :i* he delight$ :5 ! h\r /ruck4 ,! /ud5ts imm$iately began to slam d[n ! movable arms ( _! lecture *airs & to prep>e to leave4 ,! pr(essor1 annoy$ at ! int]ruption ( 8 fl[ ( eloqu5ce1 held up 8 h&3 ,wait j "o m9ute1 g5tlem54 ,i h a few m pe>ls to ca/4 ,:5 ,ru!r=d ,b4 ,hayes 0 a /ud5t at college x 0 8 cu/om to take a walk be=e breakfa/4 ,"o morn+ two ( 8 /ud5t fri5ds w5t ) him4 ,aft] walk+ a %ort di/ance !y met an old man ) a long :ite be>d4 ,?9k+ t !y w\ld h a little fun at ! old man's exp5se1 ! fir/ "o b[$ to him v gracefully & said3 ,good morn+1 ,fa!r ,abraham4 ,! next "o made a l[ b[ & said3 ,good morn+1 ,fa!r ,isaac4 ,"y ,hayes !n made 8 b[ & said3 ,good morn+ ,fa!r ,jacob4 ,! old man look$ at !m a mom5t & !n said3 ,"y m51 ,i am nei!r ,abraham1 ,isaac nor ,jacob4 ,i am ,saul1 ! son ( ,ki%1 & ,i am out look+ = my fa!r's asses1 & lo1 ,i h f\nd !m4 ,a we/]n college boy amus$ himself by writ+ /ories & giv+ !m to pap]s = no?+4 ,8 fa!r object$ & wrote to ! boy t he 0 wa/+ 8 "t4 ,9 answ] ! college lad wrote3 ,s1 dad1 y ?9k ,i am wa/+ my "t 9 writ+ = ! local pap]s & cite ,johnson's say+ t ! man :o writes1 except = money1 is a fool4 ,i %all act ^u ,doctor ,johnson's sugge/ion & write = money4 ,s5d me fifty doll>s4 ,! presid5t ( an ea/]n univ]sity _h j ann\nc$ 9 *apel t ! fre%man class 0 ! l>ge/ enroll$ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! in/itution4 ,imm$iately he foll[$ ! ann\ncem5t by read+ ! text = ! morn+3 ,"l1 h[ are !y increas$ t tr\ble me6 ,,/ude4--,is x possible to confide a secret to y8 ,,fri5d--,c]ta9ly4 ,i w be z sil5t z ! grave4 ,,/ude--,well1 !n1 ,i h a press+ ne$ = two bucks4 ,,fri5d--,d n worry4 ,x is z if ,i _h he>d no?+4 ---,mi*igan ,g>goyle4 ,:y did y come to college1 anyway8 ,y are n /udy+1 said ! ,pr(essor4 ,well1 said ,willie1 ,i don't "k exactly myself4 ,"m says x is to fit me = ! ,presid5cy2 ,uncle ,bill1 to s[ my wild oats2 ,sis1 to get a *um = h] to m>ry1 & ,pa1 to bankrupt ! family4 ,a "y ,iri%man at college 9 want ( tw5ty-five doll>s wrote to 8 uncle z foll[s3 ,de> ,uncle4--,if y c\ld see h[ ,i blu% = %ame :ile ,i am writ+1 y w\ld pity me4 ,d y "k :y8 ,because ,i h to ask y = a few doll>s1 & d n "k h[ to express myself4 ,x is impossible = me to tell y4 ,i pref] to die4 ,i s5d y ?is by mess5g]1 :o w wait = an answ]4 ,believe me1 my de>e/ uncle1 y\r mo/ ob$i5t & affectionate nephew4 ,p4,s4--,ov]come ) %ame = :at ,i h writt51 ,i h be5 runn+ aft] ! mess5g] 9 ord] to take ! lett] f him1 b ,i _c cat* him4 ,heav5 grant t some?+ may happ5 to /op him1 or t ?is lett] may get lo/4 ,! uncle 0 naturally t\*$1 b 0 equal to ! em]g5cy4 ,he repli$ z foll[s3 ,my ,de> ,jack--,console y\rself & blu% no m4 ,provid5ce has he>d y\r pray]s4 ,! mess5g] lo/ y\r lett]4 ,y\r affectionate uncle4 ,! pr(essor 0 deliv]+ ! f9al lecture ( ! t]m4 ,he dwelt ) mu* emphasis on ! fact t ea* /ud5t %\ld devote all ! int]v5+ "t prep>+ = ! f9al exam9ations4 ,! exam9ation pap]s are n[ 9 ! h&s ( ! pr9t]4 ,are !re any que/ions to be ask$8 ,sil5ce prevail$4 ,sudd5ly a voice f ! re> inquir$3 ,:o's ! pr9t]8 ,x 0 ,comm5cem5t ,day at a well-kn[n woman's college1 & ! fa!r ( "o ( ! "y wom5 came to att5d ! graduation ex]cises4 ,he 0 pres5t$ to ! presid5t1 :o said1 ,i congratulate y1 sir1 ^u y\r extremely l>ge & affectionate family4 ,l>ge & affectionate8 he /amm]$ & look+ v mu* surpris$4 ,yes1 inde$1 said ! presid5t4 ,no less ?an twelve ( y\r daught]'s bro!rs h call$ frequ5tly dur+ ! w9t] to take h] driv+ & sleigh+1 :ile y\r elde/ son escort$ h] to ! !at] at lea/ twice a week4 ,unusually nice bro!rs !y are4 ,! _w's great m5 h n commonly be5 great s*ol>s1 nor its great s*ol>s great m54--,o4,w4 ,holmes4 ,see also ,h>v>d univ]sity2 ,s*ol>%ip4 ,,colleges ,,& ,,univ]sities ,! college is a coy maid-- ,%e has a habit qua9t ,( mak+ eyes at millionaires ,& w9k+ at ! ta9t4 --,judge4 ,:at is a 'faculty'8 ,a 'faculty' is a body ( m5 surr\nd$ by r$ tape4--,cornell ,wid[4 ,yale ,univ]sity is to h a ton ( fossils4 ,:e!r = ! faculty or = ! museums is n ann\nc$4--,! ,atlanta ,j\rnal4 ,,fir/ ,,tru/ee--,b ?is anci5t in/itution ( le>n+ w fail unless some?+ is done4 ,,second ,,tru/ee--,true2 b :at c we d8 ,we h already rais$ ! tuition until x is almo/ #a p] c5t ( ! frat]nity fees4--,puck4 ,! presid5t ( ! univ]sity _h d>k circles "u 8 eyes4 ,8 *eek 0 pallid2 8 lips 7 trembl+2 he wore a hunt$ expression4 ,y look ill1 said 8 wife4 ,:at is wrong1 de>8 ,no?+ mu*1 he repli$4 ,b--,i--,i _h a fe>ful dream la/ night1 & ,i feel ?is morn+ z if ,i--z if ,i-- ,x 0 evid5t t 8 n]v\s sy/em 0 %att]$4 ,:at 0 ! dream8 ask$ 8 wife4 ,i--,i--dream$ ! tru/ees requir$ t--t ,i %\ld--t ,i %\ld pass ! fre%man exam9ation =--admission6 sigh$ ! presid5t4 ,,common ,,s5se ,a my/]i\s build+ _h be5 erect$ on ! outskirts ( a small t[n4 ,x 0 %r\d$ 9 my/]y4 ,all t 0 kn[n ab\t x 0 t x 0 a *emical laboratory4 ,an old f>m]1 driv+ pa/ ! place aft] "w _h be5 />t$1 & see+ a man 9 ! doorway1 call$ to him3 ,:at be ye do9' 9 ?is place8 ,we are se>*+ = a univ]sal solv5t--some?+ t w dissolve all ?+s1 said ! *emi/4 ,:at good w !t be8 ,imag9e1 sir6 ,x w dissolve all ?+s4 ,if we want a solution ( iron1 glass1 gold--any?+1 all t we h to d is to drop x 9 ?is solution4 ,f9e1 said ! f>m]1 f9e6 ,:at be ye go9' to keep x 98 ,,commut]s ,,briggs--,is x true t y h brok5 (f y\r engagem5t to t girl :o lives 9 ! suburbs8 ,,griggs--,yes2 !y rais$ ! commutation rates on me & ,i h transf]r$ to a t[n girl4 ,i see y c>ry+ home a new k9d ( breakfa/ food1 rem>k$ ! fir/ commut]4 ,yes1 said ! second commut]1 ,i 0 miss+ too _m tra9s4 ,! old br& requir$ ?ree seconds to prep>e4 ,y c fix ?is new br& 9 a second & a half4 ,aft] ! s]mon on ,sunday morn+ ! rector welcom$ & %ook h&s ) a "y ,g]man4 ,& are y a regul> communicant8 said ! rector4 ,yes1 said ! ,g]man3 ,i take ! #g3de e morn+4--,m4,l4 ,hayw>d4 ,a suburban tra9 0 sl[ly work+ its way ?r\gh "o ( ! blizz>ds ( #ahid4 ,f9ally x came to a dead /op & all ef=ts to />t x aga9 7 futile4 ,9 ! wee1 small h\rs ( ! morn+ a we>y commut]1 numb f ! cold & ! cramp$ position 9 :i* he _h tri$ to sleep1 crawl$ out ( ! tra9 & fl\nd]$ ?r\gh ! heavy sn[-drifts to ! ne>e/ telegraph /ation4 ,?is is ! message he h&$ to ! op]ator3 ,w n be at (fice to-day4 ,n home ye/]day yet4 ,a n]v\s commut] on 8 d>k1 lonely way home f ! railroad /ation he>d foot/eps beh9d him4 ,he _h an uncom=table feel+ t he 0 be+ foll[$4 ,he increas$ 8 spe$4 ,! foot/eps quick5$ accord+ly4 ,! commut] d>t$ d[n a lane4 ,! foot/eps /ill pursu$ him4 ,9 desp]ation he vault$ ov] a f5ce &1 ru%+ into a *ur*y>d1 ?rew himself pant+ on "o ( ! graves4 ,if he foll[s me "h1 he ?\ght fe>fully1 !re c be no d\bt z to 8 int5tions4 ,! man beh9d 0 foll[+4 ,he c\ld he> him scrambl+ ov] ! f5ce4 ,visions ( highwaym51 maniacs1 g>rot]s & ! l fla%$ ?r\gh 8 bra94 ,quiv]+ ) fe>1 ! n]v\s "o arose & fac$ 8 pursu]4 ,:at d y want8 he dem&$4 ,:-:y are y foll[+ me8 ,say1 ask$ ! /rang]1 mopp+ 8 br[1 d y always g home l ?is8 ,i'm go+ up to ,mr4 ,br[n's & ! man at ! /ation told me to foll[ y1 z y liv$ next door4 ,excuse my ask+ y1 b is !re mu* m to d be=e we get !re8 ,,comp>isons ,a mill9] endeavor$ to sell to a color$ woman "o ( ! la/ season's hats at a v mod]ate price4 ,x 0 a big :ite picture-hat4 ,law1 no1 honey6 exclaim$ ! woman4 ,i c\ld nevah we> t4 ,i'd look jes' l a blueb]ry 9 a pan ( milk4 ,a well-kn[n au?or tells ( an ,engli% sp9/] :o said1 z %e wat*$ a great actress wri?+ ab\t ! floor z ,cleopatra3 ,h[ diff]5t f ! home life ( our late de> que56 ,d>l+1 :isp]$ ! ard5t suitor1 ,i lay my =tune at y\r feet4 ,y\r =tune8 %e repli$ 9 surprise4 ,i didn't "k y _h "o4 ,well1 x isn't mu* ( a =tune1 b x w look l>ge besides ^? t9y feet4 ,girls make me tir$1 said ! fre% "y man4 ,!y are always go+ to palmi/s to h _! h&s read4 ,inde$6 said %e sweetly2 is t any worse ?an m5 go+ into saloons to get _! noses r$8 ,a fri5d once wrote ,m>k ,twa9 a lett] say+ t he 0 9 v bad heal?1 & conclud+3 ,is !re any?+ worse ?an hav+ too?a*e & e>a*e at ! same "t8 ,! humori/ wrote back3 ,yes1 rheumatism & ,sa9t ,vitus's dance4 ,! ,rev4 ,dr4 ,william ,em]son1 ( ,bo/on1 son ( ,ralph ,waldo ,em]son1 rec5tly made a trip ?r\gh ! ,s\?1 & "o ,sunday att5d$ a meet+ 9 a color$ *ur*4 ,! prea*] 0 a :ite man1 h[ev]1 a :ite man ^: fir/ "n 0 ,george1 & evid5tly a prime favorite ) ! color$ bre?r54 ,:5 ! s]vice 0 ov] ,dr4 ,em]son walk$ home beh9d two memb]s ( ! congregation1 & ov]he>d ?is conv]sation3 ,massa ,george am a mos' p['ful prea*]4 ,he am dat4 ,he's mos's p['ful z ,abraham ,l9coln4 ,huh6 ,he's mo' p['ful dan ,l9coln4 ,he's mos' 's p['ful z ,george ,wa%9'ton4 ,huh6 ,he's mo' p['ful dan ,wa%9'ton4 ,massa ,george a9't q z p['ful z ,god4 ,n-n-o1 n q4 ,b he's a "y man yet4 ,is x possible y\r pragmatical wor%ip %\ld n "k t ! comp>isons made betwe5 wit & wit1 c\rage & c\rage1 beauty & beauty1 bir? & bir?1 are always odi\s & ill tak58--,c]vantes4 ,,comp5sation ,speak9' ( de law ( comp5sation1 said ,uncle ,eb51 an automobile goes fa/] dan a mule1 b at de same "t x hits h>d] & balks long]4 ,,competition ,a new baby arriv$ at a h\se4 ,a little girl--n[ fifte5--_h be5 ! pet ( ! family4 ,e "o made mu* ( h]1 b :5 !re 0 a new baby %e felt r neglect$4 ,h[ are y1 ,m>y8 a visitor ask$ ( h] "o aft]noon4 ,oh1 ,i'm all "r1 %e said1 except t ,i ?9k !re is too mu* competition 9 ?is _w4 ,a f>m] dur+ a long-cont9u$ dr\ght inv5t$ a ma*9e = wat]+ 8 fields4 ,! v fir/ day :ile he 0 try+ x !re sudd5ly came a d[np\r ( ra94 ,he put away 8 ma*9e4 ,x's no use1 he said2 y c d no?+ n[adays )\t competition4 ,,complim5ts ,supp] 0 9 progress1 & ! fa!r 0 tell+ ab\t a r[ :i* took place 9 front ( 8 /ore t morn+3 ,! fir/ ?+ ,i saw 0 "o man deal ! o!r a s\nd+ bl[1 & !n a cr[d ga!r$4 ,! man :o 0 /ruck ran & grabb$ a l>ge %ovel he _h be5 us+ on ! /reet1 & ru%$ back1 8 eyes blaz+ fi]cely4 ,i ?\ght he'd surely knock ! o!r man's bra9s out1 & ,i /epp$ "r 9 betwe5 !m4 ,! "y son ( ! family _h become s hugely int]e/$ 9 ! n>rative z x proce$$ t he _h /opp$ eat+ 8 pudd+4 ,s pr\d 0 he ( 8 fa!r's valor1 8 eyes fairly %one1 & he cri$3 ,he c\ldn't knock any bra9s out ( y1 c\ld he1 ,fa!r8 ,fa!r look$ at him long & e>ne/ly1 b ! lad's c\nt5ance 0 frank & op54 ,fa!r gasp$ slightly1 & resum$ 8 supp]4 ,see also ,tact4 ,,compos]s ,recipe = ! musical com$y compos]3 ,librettos ( all ( ! op]as1 ,"s %e>s & a bottle ( pa/e1 ,curry ! hits ( la/ season1 ,add tumpty-tee tra la to ta/e4 --,life4 ,,compromises ,boss--,!re's #aj gone f my ca% draw]1 ,johnny2 y & ,i 7 ! only p :o _h keys to t draw]4 ,(fice ,boy--,well1 s'pose we ea* pay #e & say no m ab\t x4 ,,confessions ,y say ,g>/on made a complete confession8 ,:at did he get--five ye>s8 ,no1 fifty doll>s4 ,he confess$ to ! magaz9es4--,puck4 ,little ,e!l _h be5 br\ght up ) a firm h& & 0 always taught to report misde$s promptly4 ,"o aft]noon %e came sobb+ p5it5tly to h] "m4 ,"m1 ,i--,i broke a brick 9 ! fireplace4 ,well1 x might be worse4 ,b h[ on e>? did y d x1 ,e!l8 ,i p\nd$ x ) y\r wat*4 ,confession is good = ! s\l4 ,yes1 b x's bad = ! reputation4 ,,congress ,congress is a national inquisitorial body = ! purpose ( acquir+ valuable in=mation & !n do+ no?+ ab\t x4--,life4 ,judg+ f ! /uff pr9t$ 9 ! newspap]s1 says a congressman1 we are a pretty bad lot4 ,almo/ 9 ! class a c]ta9 miss :om ,i "k unconsci\sly puts u 94 ,x 0 at a rec5t exam9ation at h] s*ool t ! "q 0 put1 ',:o makes ! laws ( our gov]nm5t8' ',congress1' 0 ! unit$ reply4 ',h[ is ,congress divid$8' 0 ! next qu]y4 ,my "y fri5d rais$ h] h&4 ',well1' said ! tea*]1 ':at d y say ! answ] is8' ,in/antly1 ) an air ( confid5ce z well z triumph1 ! ,miss repli$1 ',civiliz$1 half civiliz$1 & savage4' ,,congressm5 ,x 0 at a banquet 9 ,wa%+ton giv5 to a l>ge body ( congressm51 mo/ly f ! rural di/ricts4 ,! tables 7 elegant1 & x 0 a sc5e ( fairy spl5dor2 b on "o table !re 7 no decorations b palm leaves4 ,"h1 said a congressman to ! head wait]1 :y don't y put !m ?+s on our table too8 po9t+ to ! plants4 ,! head wait] didn't "k he 0 a congressman4 ,we ca9't d x1 boss1 he :isp]$ confid5tially2 dey's mo/ly congressm5 at 'dis table1 an' if we put pa'ms on de table dey take um = cel]y an' eat um all up %o4 ',de$ dey w\ld1 boss4 ,we kn[s 'em4 ,repres5tative ,x1 f ,nor? ,c>ol9a1 0 "o night awak5$ by 8 wife1 :o :isp]$1 ,john1 ,john1 get up6 ,!re are robb]s 9 ! h\se4 ,robb]s8 he said4 ,!re may be robb]s 9 ! ,s5ate1 ,m>y2 b n 9 ! ,h\se6 ,x's prepo/]\s6--,john ,n4 ,cole1 ,jr4 ,*amp ,cl>k loves to tell ( h[ 9 ! heat ( a debate ,congressman ,johnson ( ,indiana call$ an ,ill9ois repres5tative a jackass4 ,! expression 0 unp>liam5t>y1 & 9 retraction ,johnson said3 ,:ile ,i )draw ! un=tunate ^w1 ,mr4 ,speak]1 ,i mu/ insi/ t ! g5tleman f ,ill9ois is out ( ord]4 ,h[ am ,i out ( ord]8 yell$ ! man f ,ill9ois4 ,probably a vet]9>y surgeon c\ld tell y1 answ]$ ,johnson1 & t 0 p>liam5t>y en\gh to /ay on ! record4 ,a ,georgia ,congressman _h put up at an ,am]ican-plan hotel 9 ,new ,york4 ,:51 ^u sitt+ d[n at d9n] ! fir/ ev5+ ( 8 /ay1 ! wait] obsequi\sly h&$ him a bill ( f>e1 ! ,congressman toss$ x aside1 slipp$ ! wait] a doll> bill1 & said1 ,br+ me a good d9n]4 ,! d9n] prov+ satisfactory1 ! ,s\!rn memb] pursu$ ?is plan dur+ 8 entire /ay 9 ,new ,york4 ,z ! la/ tip 0 giv51 he m5tion$ t he 0 ab\t to return to ,wa%+ton4 ,:]eupon1 ! wait]1 ) an expression ( great e>ne/ness1 said3 ,well1 sir1 :5 y or any ( y\r fri5ds t c't read come to ,new ,york1 j ask = ,dick4 ,,consci5ce ,! moral ( ?is /ory may be t x is bett] to he$ ! w>n+s ( ! /ill small voice be=e x is driv5 to ! use ( ! telephone4 ,a ,new ,york lawy]1 gaz+ idly out ( 8 w9d[1 saw a sight 9 an (fice across ! /reet t made him rub 8 eyes & look aga94 ,yes1 !re 0 no d\bt ab\t x4 ,! pretty /5ograph] 0 sitt+ ^u ! g5tleman's lap4 ,! lawy] notic$ ! "n t 0 lett]$ on ! w9d[ & !n se>*$ 9 ! telephone book4 ,/ill keep+ 8 eye ^u ! sc5e across ! /reet1 he call$ ! g5tleman up4 ,9 a few mom5ts he saw him />t viol5tly & take d[n ! receiv]4 ,yes1 said ! lawy] ?r\gh ! telephone1 ,i %\ld ?9k y w\ld />t4 ,! victim :isk$ 8 arm f its =m] position & began to /amm] some?+4 ,yes1 cont9u$ ! lawy] sev]ely1 ,i ?9k y'd bett] take t arm away4 ,& :ile y're ab\t x1 z long z !re seems to be pl5ty ( *airs 9 ! room-- ,! victim bru%$ ! lady f 8 lap1 r r\ghly1 x is to be fe>$4 ,:o--:o ! devil is ?is1 anyh[8 he manag$ to splutt]4 ,i1 answ]$ ! lawy] 9 deep1 impressive tones1 am y\r consci5ce6 ,a quiet consci5ce makes "o s s]5e6 ,*ri/ians h burnt ea* o!r1 q p]suad$ ,t all ! ,apo/les w\ld h done z !y did4 --,byron4 ,oh1 ,consci5ce6 ,consci5ce6 man's mo/ fai?ful fri5d1 ,him can/ ?\ com=t1 ease1 relieve1 def5d2 ,b if he w ?y fri5dly *ecks =ego1 ,?\ art1 oh6 woe = me 8 deadlie/ foe6 --,crabbe4 ,,consequ5ces ,a tea*] ask$ h] class 9 spell+ to /ate ! diff]5ce betwe5 ! words results & consequ5ces4 ,a bright girl repli$1 ,results are :at y expect1 & consequ5ces are :at y get4 ,consequ5ces are unpity+4 ,our de$s c>ry _! t]rible consequ5ces1 q ap>t f any fluctuations t w5t be=e--consequ5ces t are h>dly ev] conf9$ to ourselves4--,george ,eliot4 ,,consid]ation ,! goose _h be5 c>v$ at ! ,*ri/mas d9n] & ev]ybody _h ta/$ x4 ,x 0 excell5t4 ,! negro m9i/]1 :o 0 ! gue/ ( honor1 c\ld n re/ra9 8 en?usiasm4 ,dat's z f9e a goose z ,i evah see1 ,bruddah ,williams1 he said to 8 ho/4 ,:> did y git su* a f9e goose8 ,well1 n[1 ,pahson1 repli$ ! c>v] ( ! goose1 exhibit+ great dignity & retic5ce1 :5 y prea*es a spe%ul good s]mon ,i nev] axes y :> y got x4 ,i hopes y w %[ me de same consid]a%ion4 ,a cl]gyman1 :o 0 summon$ 9 ha/e by a woman :o _h be5 tak5 sudd5ly ill1 answ]$ ! call ?\gh some:at puzzl$ by x1 = he knew t %e 0 n ( 8 p>i%1 & 01 moreov]1 kn[n to be a devot$ work] 9 ano!r *ur*4 ,:ile he 0 wait+ to be %[n to ! sick-room he fell to talk+ to ! little girl ( ! h\se4 ,x is v gratify+ to "k t y\r "m ?\ght ( me 9 h] illness1 said he1 ,is y\r m9i/] out ( t[n8 ,oh1 no1 answ]$ ! *ild1 9 a matt]-(-fact tone4 ,he's home2 only we ?\ght x might be some?+ contagi\s1 & we didn't want to take any risks4 ,,con/ancy ,a soldi] belong+ to a brigade 9 comm& ( a ,g5]al :o believ$ 9 a celibate army ask$ p]mission to m>ry1 z he _h two good-conduct badges & money 9 ! sav+s-bank4 ,well1 g-away1 said ! ,g5]al1 & if y come back to me a ye> f today 9 ! same frame ( m9d y %all m>ry4 ,i'll keep ! vacancy4 ,on ! anniv]s>y ! soldi] repeat$ 8 reque/4 ,b d y really1 aft] a ye>1 want to m>ry8 inquir$ ! ,g5]al 9 a surpris$ tone4 ,yes1 sir2 v mu*4 ,s]geant-,major1 take 8 "n d[n4 ,yes1 y may m>ry4 ,i nev] believ$ !re 0 s mu* con/ancy 9 man or woman4 ,"r face2 quick m>*6 ,z ! man left ! room1 turn+ 8 head1 he said1 ,?ank y1 sir2 b x isn't ! same woman4 ,,contribution ,,box ,! p>son looks x o'er & frets4 ,x puts him out ( sorts ,to see h[ _m times he gets ,a p5ny = 8 ?\ghts4 --,j4,j4 ,o',connell4 ,!re 7 introductions all ar\nd4 ,! big man />$ 9 a puzzl$ way at ! club gue/4 ,y look l a man ,i've se5 some:]e1 ,mr4 ,bl9k]1 he said4 ,y\r face seems famili>4 ,i fancy y h a d\ble4 ,& a funny ?+ ab\t x is t ,i rememb] ,i =m$ a /rong prejudice aga9/ ! man :o looks l y--al?\gh1 ,i'm q sure1 we nev] met4 ,! little gue/ s(tly laugh$4 ,i'm ! man1 he answ]$1 & ,i "k :y y =m$ ! prejudice4 ,i pass$ ! contribution plate = two ye>s 9 ! *ur* y att5d$4 ,! collections _h fall5 (f badly 9 ! color$ *ur* & ! pa/or made a %ort address be=e ! box 0 pass$4 ,i don' want any man to gib mo' dan 8 %>e1 br$]n1 he said g5tly1 b we mus' all gib ercord9' to :at we rightly hab4 ,i say 'rightly hab1 br$]n1 because we don't want no ta9t$ money 9 dis box4 ',squire ,jones tol' me dat he done miss "s *ick5s dis week4 ,n[ if any ( our br$]n hab fall5 by de wayside 9 connection wif dose *ick5s let him /ay 8 h& f de box4 ,n[1 ,deacon ,smiff1 please pass de box :ile ,i wat* de signs an' see if d]e's any "o 9 dis congregation dat ne$s me t] wra/le 9 pray] f] him4 ,a newly appo9t$ ,scot* m9i/] on 8 fir/ ,sunday ( (fice _h reason to compla9 ( ! poorness ( ! collection4 ,mon1 repli$ "o ( ! eld]s1 !y are close--v]a close4 ,b1 confid5tially1 ! auld me5i/] he put ?ree or f\r saxp5ses into ! plate hissel'1 j to gie !m a />t4 ,( c\rse he took ! saxp5ses awa' ) him aft]w>d4 ,! new m9i/] tri$ ! same plan1 b ! next ,sunday he aga9 _h to report a dismal failure4 ,! total collection 0 n only small1 b he 0 griev$ to f9d t 8 own sixp5ces 7 miss+4 ,ye may be a bett] prea*] ?an ! auld me5i/]1 exclaim$ ! eld]1 b if ye _h half ! k o' ! _w1 an' o' y] a9 flock 9 p>ticul>1 ye'd ha' done :at he did an' glu$ ! saxp5ses to ! plate4 ,,police ,,commission]--,if y 7 ord]$ to disp]se a mob1 :at w\ld y d8 ,,applicant--,pass ar\nd ! hat1 sir4 ,,police ,,commission]--,t'll d2 y're engag$4 ,i adv]tiz$ t ! poor 7 made welcome 9 ?is *ur*1 said ! vic> to 8 congregation1 & z ! (f]tory am\nts to n9ety-five c5ts1 ,i see t !y h come4 ,see also ,salvation4 ,,conundrums ,mose1 :at is ! diff]5ce betwe5 a bucket ( milk 9 a ra9 /orm & a conv]sation betwe5 two confid5ce m58 ,say1 boss1 dat nut am too h>d to crack2 ,i'se gw9e to give x up4 ,well1 ,mose1 "o is a ?9n+ s*eme & ! o!r is a sk9n+ !me4 ,,conv]sation ,my dog und]/&s e ^w ,i say4 ,um4 ,d y d\bt x8 ,no1 ,i d n d\bt ! brute's intellig5ce4 ,! scant att5tion he be/[s ^u y\r conv]sation w\ld indicate t he und]/&s x p]fectly4 ,,! ,,tall ,,& ,,aggressive ,,"o--,excuse me1 b ,i'm 9 a hurry6 ,y've _h t phone tw5ty m9utes & n said a ^w6 ,,! ,,%ort ,,& ,,meek ,,"o--,sir1 ,i'm talk+ to my wife4--,puck4 ,,hus 7dur+ a qu>rel7--,y talk l an idiot4 ,,wife--,i've got to talk s y c und]/& me4 ,irv+ ,ba*ell]1 x appe>s1 0 on a tramp+ t\r ?r\gh ,new ,engl&4 ,he discov]$ a *9-be>d$ patri>* on a roadside rock4 ,f9e corn1 said ,mr4 ,ba*ell]1 t5tatively1 us+ a hillside fill$ ) /raggl+ /alks z a means ( break+ ! conv]sational ice4 ,be/ 9 ,massa*usetts1 said ! sitt]4 ,h[ d y pl[ t field8 ask$ ,mr4 ,ba*ell]4 ,x is s v /eep4 ,don't pl[ x1 said ! sitt]4 ,:5 ! spr+ ?aws come1 ! rocks roll+ d[n hill te> x up s t we c plant corn4 ,& h[ d y plant x8 ask$ ,mr4 ,ba*ell]4 ,! sitt] said t he didn't plant x1 really4 ,he /ood 9 8 back door & %ot ! se$ 9 ) a %otgun4 ,is t ! tru?8 ask$ ,ba*ell]4 ,h--ll no1 said ! sitt]1 disgu/$4 ,t's conv]sation4 ,conv]sation is ! laboratory & work%op ( ! /ud5t4--,em]son4 ,a s+le conv]sation across ! table ) a wise man is bett] ?an t5 ye>s' /udy ( books4--,longfell[4 ,,cook]y ,john1 ,john1 :isp]$ an al>m$ wife1 pok+ h] sleep+ husb& 9 ! ribs4 ,wake up1 ,john2 !re are burgl>s 9 ! pantry & !y're eat+ all my pies4 ,well1 :at d we c>e1 mumbl$ ,john1 roll+ ov]1 s long z !y don't die 9 ! h\se8 ,?is is c]ta9ly a mod]n cook-book 9 e way4 ,h[ s8 ,x says3 ',aft] mix+ y\r bread1 y c wat* two reels at ! movies be=e putt+ x 9 ! ov54'--,puck4 ,!re 0 rec5tly pres5t$ to a newly-m>ri$ "y woman 9 ,baltimore su* a unique dome/ic proposition t %e felt call$ ^u to seek exp]t advice f ano!r woman1 :om %e knew to possess consid]able exp]i5ce 9 ! cook+ l9e4 ,mrs4 ,jones1 said ! fir/ m5tion$ "y woman1 z %e brea?lessly ent]$ ! ap>tm5t ( ! latt]1 ,i'm sorry to tr\ble y1 b ,i mu/ h y\r advice4 ,:at is ! tr\ble1 my de>8 ,:y1 ,i've j _h a 'phone message f ,h>ry1 say+ t he is go+ out ?is aft]noon to %oot clay pigeons4 ,n[1 he's b\nd to br+ a lot home1 & ,i hav5't ! remote/ idea h[ to cook !m4 ,won't y please tell me8--,taylor ,edw>ds4 ,heav5 s5ds u good meat1 b ! devil s5ds u cooks4--,david ,g>rick4 ,,cooks ,see ,s]vants4 ,,cornets ,spurgeon 0 once ask$ if ! man :o le>n$ to play a cornet on ,sunday w\ld g to heav54 ,! great prea*]'s reply 0 *>act]i/ic4 ,said he3 ,i don't see :y he %\ld n1 b--aft] a pause--,i d\bt :e!r ! man next door w4 ,,corns ,great a*es f little toe-corns gr[4 ,,corpul5ce ,! wife ( a prom95t ,judge 0 mak+ arrangem5ts ) ! color$ laundress ( ! village to take *>ge ( _! wa%+ = ! summ]4 ,n[1 ! ,judge 0 pomp\s & extremely fat4 ,he tipp$ ! scales at "s ?ree hundr$ p\nds4 ,missus1 said ! woman1 ,i'll d y\r wa%+1 b ,i'se gw9e t] *>ge y d\ble = y\r husb&'s %irts4 ,:y1 :at is y\r reason = t ,nancy1 que/ion$ ! mi/ress4 ,well1 said ! laundress1 ,i don't m9d wa%+ fur an ord9>y man1 b ,i draws de l9e on circus t5ts1 ,i %o' d4 ,an employee ( a roll+ mill 0 on 8 vacation :5 he fell 9 love ) a h&some ,g]man girl4 ,^u 8 return to ! works1 he w5t to ,mr4 ,c>negie & ann\nc$ t z he want$ to get m>ri$ he w\ld l a little fur!r "t (f4 ,mr4 ,c>negie appe>$ mu* int]e/$4 ,tell me ab\t h]1 he said4 ,is %e %ort or is %e tall1 sl5d]1 will[y8 ,well1 ,mr4 ,c>negie1 0 ! answ]1 all ,i c say is t if ,i'd _h ! roll+ ( h]1 ,i %\ld h giv5 h] two or ?ree m passes4 ,a v /\t old lady1 bu/l+ ?r\gh ! p>k on a swelt]+ hot day1 became aw>e t %e 0 be+ closely foll[$ by a r\gh-look+ tramp4 ,:at d y mean by foll[+ me 9 ?is mann]8 %e indignantly dem&$4 ,! tramp slunk back a little4 ,b :5 ! /\t lady resum$ h] walk he aga9 took up 8 position directly beh9d h]4 ,see "h1 %e exclaim$1 :eel+ angrily1 if y don't g away at once ,i %all call a policeman6 ,! un=tunate man look$ up at h] appeal+ly4 ,= ,heav5's sake1 k9d lady1 h m]cy an' don't call a policeman2 ye're ! only %ady spot 9 ! :ole p>k4 ,a jolly /eamboat capta9 ) m gir? ?an height 0 ask$ if he _h ev] _h any v n>r[ escapes4 ,yes1 he repli$1 8 eyes tw9kl+2 once ,i fell (f my boat at ! m\? ( ,be> ,creek1 &1 al?\gh ,i'm an exp]t swimm]1 ,i guess ,i'd be !re n[ if x hadn't be5 = my crew4 ,y see ! wat] 0 j deep en\gh s's to be ov] my head :5 ,i tri$ to wade out1 & j %all[ en\gh--he gave 8 body an explanatory pat--s t :5ev] ,i tri$ to swim out ,i dragg$ bottom4 ,a v l>ge lady ent]$ a /reet c> & a "y man ne> ! door rose & said3 ,i w be "o ( ?ree to give ! lady a seat4 ,to our ,fat ,fri5ds3 ,may _! %ad[s nev] gr[ less4 ,see also ,danc+4 ,,cosmopolitanism ,secret>y ( ,/ate ,lazansky refus$ to incorporate ! ,hell ,cafe ( ,new ,york4 ,new ,york's cafes are s+ul> en\gh1 said ,mr4 ,lazansky1 )\t ! addition ( su* a que]ly nam$ in/itution z ! ,hell4 ,he smil$ & add$3 ,is !re any?+ q s que]ly cosmopolitan z a ,new ,york cafe8 ,9 ! la/ "o ,i visit$1 ,i saw a ,portuguese1 a ,g]man & an ,italian1 dress$ 9 ,engli% clo!s & seat$ at a table ( ,spani% walnut1 lun*+ on ,russian cavi>1 ,fr5* rolls1 ,scot* salmon1 ,wel% rabbit1 ,swiss *eese1 ,dut* cake & ,malaga rais9s4 ,!y drank ,*9a tea & ,iri% :isky4 ,,co/ ,,( ,,liv+ ,did y puni% our son = ?r[+ a lump ( coal at ,willie ,smiggs8 ask$ ! c>eful "m4 ,i did1 repli$ ! busy fa!r4 ,i don't c>e s mu* = ! ,smiggs boy1 b ,i c't h anybody 9 ?is family ?r[+ coal ar\nd l t4 ,live )9 y\r income1 0 a maxim utt]$ by ,mr4 ,c>negie on 8 sev5ty-six? bir?day4 ,?is is easy2 ! difficulty is to live )\t x4--,satire4 ,y say y\r jewels 7 /ol5 :ile ! family 0 at d9n]8 ,no1 no6 ,?is is an important robb]y4 ,our d9n] 0 /ol5 :ile we 7 putt+ on our jewels4 ,a gr\*y but*]1 :o _h wat*$ ! price ( port]h\se /eak climb ! ladd] ( fame1 0 deep 9 ! ?roes ( an unusually bad gr\* :5 a w\ld-be cu/om]1 eight ye>s old1 approa*$ him & h&$ him a p5ny4 ,please1 mi/]1 ,i want a c5t's wor? ( sausage4 ,turn+ on ! y\ng/] ) a gr[l1 he let =? ?is bur/ ( good salesman%ip3 ,g smell o' ! hook6 ,,tom--,my pa is v religi\s4 ,he always b[s 8 head & says some?+ be=e meals4 ,,dick--,m9e always says some?+ :5 he sits d[n to eat1 b he don't b[ 8 head4 ,,tom--,:at does he say8 ,,dick--,g easy on ! butt]1 kids1 x's =ty c5ts a p\nd4 ,,c\ntry ,,life ,,bilt] 7at s]vants' ag5cy7--,h y got a cook :o w g to ! c\ntry8 ,,manag] 7call+ out to girls 9 next room7--,is !re any "o "h :o w\ld l to sp5d a day 9 ! c\ntry8--,life4 ,,visitor--,y h a f9e road lead+ f ! /ation4 ,,sububs--,t's ! pa? worn by s]vant-girls4 ,see also ,commut]s2 ,s]vants4 ,,c\rage ,,aunt ,,e!l--,well1 ,beatrice1 7 y v brave at ! d5ti/'s8 ,,beatrice--,yes1 auntie1 ,i 04 ,,aunt ,,e!l--,!n1 !re's ! half cr[n ,i promis$ y4 ,& n[ tell me :at he did to y4 ,,beatrice--,he pull$ out two ( ,willie's tee?6--,pun*4 ,he 0 ! small son ( a bi%op1 & 8 "m 0 tea*+ him ! mean+ ( c\rage4 ,suppos+1 %e said1 !re 7 twelve boys 9 "o b$room1 & elev5 got into b$ at once1 :ile ! o!r knelt d[n to say 8 pray]s1 t boy w\ld %[ true c\rage4 ,oh6 said ! "y hopeful4 ,i "k some?+ t w\ld be m c\rage\s ?an t6 ,suppos+ !re 7 twelve bi%ops 9 "o b$room1 & "o got into b$ )\t say+ 8 pray]s6 ,c\rage1 ! highe/ gift1 t scorns to b5d ,to mean devices = a sordid end4 ,c\rage--an indep5d5t sp>k f ,heav5's bright ?rone1 ,by :i* ! s\l /&s rais$1 triumphant1 high1 alone4 ,great 9 itself1 n praises ( ! cr[d1 ,above all vice1 x /oops n to be pr\d4 ,c\rage1 ! mighty attribute ( p[]s above1 ,by :i* ^? great 9 w>1 are great 9 love4 ,! spr+ ( all brave acts is seat$ "h1 ,z falsehoods draw _! sordid bir? f fe>4 --,f>quh>4 ,,c\rtesy ,! mayor ( a ,fr5* t[n _h1 9 accordance ) ! regulations1 to make out a passport = a ri* & highly respectable lady ( 8 acqua9tance1 :o1 9 spite ( a slight disfigurem5t1 0 v va9 ( h] p]sonal appe>ance4 ,8 native polit5ess prompt$ him to gloss ov] ! defect1 &1 aft] a mom5t's reflection1 he wrote among ! items ( p]sonal description3 ,eyes d>k1 beautiful1 t5d]1 expressive1 b "o ( !m miss+4 ,mrs4 ,taft1 at a diplomatic d9n]1 _h = a neighbor a di/+ui%$ ,fr5* travel] :o boa/$ a little unduly ( 8 nation's polit5ess4 ,we ,fr5*1 ! travel] decl>$1 are ! polite/ p 9 ! _w4 ,e "o ackn[l$ges x4 ,y ,am]icans are a rem>kable nation1 b ! ,fr5* excel y 9 polit5ess4 ,y admit x y\rself1 don't y8 ,mrs4 ,taft smil$ delicately4 ,yes1 %e said4 ,t is our polit5ess4 ,ju/ice ,moody 0 once rid+ on ! plat=m ( a ,bo/on /reet c> /&+ next to ! gate t protect$ pass5g]s f c>s com+ on ! o!r track4 ,a ,bo/on lady came to ! door ( ! c> &1 z x /opp$1 />t$ t[>d ! gate1 :i* 0 hidd5 f h] by ! man /&+ be=e x4 ,o!r side1 lady1 said ! conductor4 ,he 0 ignor$ z only a born-&-br$ ,bo/onian c ignore a man4 ,! lady took ano!r /ep t[>d ! gate4 ,y mu/ get (f ! o!r side1 said ! conductor4 ,i wi% to get (f on ?is side1 came ! answ]1 9 tones t congeal$ t (ficial4 ,be=e he c\ld expla9 or expo/ulate ,mr4 ,moody came to 8 assi/ance4 ,/& to "o side1 g5tlem51 he rem>k$ quietly4 ,! lady wi%es to climb ov] ! gate4 ,,c\rts ,"o day :5 old ,?addeus ,/ev5s 0 practic+ 9 ! c\rts he didn't l ! rul+ ( ! presid+ ,judge4 ,a second "t :5 ! ,judge rul$ aga9/ old ,?ad1 ! old man got up ) sc>let face & quiv]+ lips & comm5c$ ty+ up 8 pap]s z if to quit ! c\rtroom4 ,d ,i und]/&1 ,mr4 ,/ev5s1 ask$ ! ,judge1 ey+ old ,?ad indignantly1 t y wi% to %[ y\r contempt = ?is c\rt8 ,no1 sir2 no1 sir1 repli$ old ,?ad4 ,i don't want to %[ my contempt1 sir2 ,i'm try+ to conceal x4 ,x's all "r to f9e me1 ,judge1 laugh$ ,b>r[dale1 aft] ! proce$+s 7 ov]1 b j ! same y 7 ahead ( me 9 y\r c>1 & if ,i 0 guilty y 7 too4 ,ya'z1 ,i "k1 said ! judge ) a *uckle1 ,i f\nd myself guilty & hev je/ paid my f9e into ! treasury same ez y4 ,bully = y6 said ,b>r[dale4 ,by ! way1 d y put ^! f9es back into ! roads8 ,no1 said ! judge4 ,!y g to ! trial je/ice 9 loo o' sal'ry4 ,a /rang] came into an ,augu/a bank ! o!r day & pres5t$ a *eck = :i* he want$ ! equival5t 9 ca%4 ,h to be id5tifi$1 said ! cl]k4 ,! /rang] took a bun* ( lett]s f 8 pocket all address$ to ! same "n z t on ! *eck4 ,! cl]k %ook 8 head4 ,! man ?\ght a m9ute & pull$ out 8 wat*1 :i* bore ! "n on its inside cov]4 ,cl]k h>dly glanc$ at x4 ,! man dug into 8 pockets & f\nd "o ( ^? ,if-,i-%\ld-die-tonight-please-notify-my -wife c>ds1 & call$ ! cl]k's att5tion to ! description1 :i* fitt$ to a ,t4 ,b ! cl]k 0 /ill obdurate4 ,^? ?+s don't prove any?+1 he said4 ,we've got to h ! ^w ( a man t we "k4 ,b1 man1 ,i've giv5 y an id5tification t w\ld convict me ( murd] 9 any c\rt 9 ! l&4 ,t's probably v true1 respond$ ! cl]k1 pati5tly1 b 9 matt]s connect$ ) ! bank we h to be m c>eful4 ,see also ,jury2 ,witnesses4 ,,c\rt%ip ,d y ?9k a woman believes y :5 y tell h] %e is ! fir/ girl y ev] lov$8 ,yes1 if y're ! fir/ li> %e has ev] met4 ,augu/us ,fitzgibbons ,moran ,fell 9 love ) ,m>ia ,mc,cann4 ,) a yell & a :oop ,he cle>$ ! front /oop ,j ahead ( h] papa's brogan4 ,,spoonleigh--,does y\r si/] always look "u ! b$8 ,,h] ,,little ,,bro!r--,yes1 & :5 y come to see h] %e always looks "u ! s(a4--,j4,j4 ,o',connell4 ,!re 0 a "y man f ! ,we/1 ,:o lov$ a "y lady ) ze/2 ,s h>d did he press h] ,to make h] say1 ,yes1 sir1 ,t he broke ?ree cig>s 9 8 ve/4 ,i hope y\r fa!r does n object to my /ay+ s late1 said ,mr4 ,/ayput z ! clock /ruck twelve4 ,oh1 de>1 no1 repli$ ,miss ,dabbs1 ) difficulty suppress+ a yawn1 ,he says y save him ! exp5se ( a night-wat*man4 ,!re 0 an old monk ( ,sib]ia1 ,^: exi/5ce grew dre>i] & dre>i]2 ,he bur/ f 8 cell ,) a hell ( a yell1 ,& elop$ ) ! ,"m ,sup]ior4 ,x 0 sc>cely half-pa/ n9e :5 ! r fi]ce-look+ fa!r ( ! girl ent]$ ! p>lor :]e ! timid lov] 0 c\rt+ h]4 ,! fa!r _h 8 wat* 9 8 h&4 ,"y man1 he said brusquely1 d y "k :at "t x is8 ,y-y-yes sir1 /utt]$ ! fright5$ lov]1 z he scrambl$ out into ! hall2 ,i--,i 0 j go+ to leave6 ,aft] ! beau _h made a rapid exit1 ! fa!r turn$ to ! girl & said 9 a/oni%m5t3 ,:at 0 ! matt] ) t fell[8 ,my wat* has run d[n1 & ,i simply want$ to "k ! "t4 ,:at 7 y & ,mr4 ,smi? talk+ ab\t 9 ! p>lor8 ask$ h] "m4 ,oh1 we 7 discuss+ our ki? & k91 repli$ ! "y lady4 ,! "m look dubi\sly at h] daught]1 :]eupon h] little bro!r1 wi%+ to help 8 si/]1 said3 ,ye? !y wa?1 ,"m4 ,i he>d 'em4 ,mr4 ,?mi? ask$ h] = a ki? & %e ?aid1 ',y k94' ,dur+ a discussion ( ! fitness ( ?+s 9 g5]al "s "o ask$3 ,if a "y man takes 8 be/ girl to ! gr& op]a1 sp5ds #h on a supp] aft] ! p]=mance1 & !n takes h] home 9 a taxicab1 %\ld he kiss h] goodnight8 ,an old ba*elor :o 0 pres5t gr[l$3 ,i don't ?9k %e ought to expect x4 ,seems to me he has done en\gh = h]4 ,a "y woman :o 0 ab\t to w$ decid$ at ! la/ mom5t to te/ h] swee!>t4 ,s1 select+ ! prettie/ girl %e knew1 %e said to h]1 ?\gh %e knew x 0 a great risk4 ,i'll arrange = ,jack to take y out tonight--a walk on ! bea* 9 ! moonlight1 a lob/] supp] & all t sort ( ?+--& ,i want y1 9 ord] to put 8 fidelity to ! pro(1 to ask him = a kiss4 ,! o!r girl laugh$1 blu%$ & ass5t$4 ,! dang]\s plot 0 c>ri$ out4 ,!n ! next day ! girl 9 love visit$ ! pretty "o & said anxi\sly3 ,well1 did y ask him8 ,no1 de>4 ,no8 ,:y n8 ,i didn't get a *ance4 ,he ask$ me fir/4 ,uncle ,nehemiah1 ! proprietor ( a ram%ackle little hotel 9 ,mobile1 0 agha/ at f9d+ a newly arriv$ gue/ ) 8 arm ar\nd 8 daught]'s wai/4 ,m&y1 tell t niggah to take 8 arm f ar\nd yo' wais'1 he indignantly comm&$4 ,tell him y'self1 said ,am&a4 ,he's a puffect /rang] to me4 ,jack & ,i h p>t$ =ev]4 ,good graci\s6 ,:at does t mean8 ,means t ,i'll get a five-p\nd box ( c&y 9 ab\t an h\r4 ,"h's to solitaire ) a p>tn]1 ,! only game 9 :i* "o pair beats ?ree ( a k9d4 ,see also ,love2 ,proposals4 ,,c[>ds ,mrs4 ,hicks 0 tell+ "s ladies ab\t ! burgl> sc>e 9 h] h\se ! night be=e4 ,yes1 %e said1 ,i he>d a noise & got up1 & !re1 f "u ! b$1 ,i saw a man's legs /ick+ out4 ,m]cy6 exclaim$ a woman4 ,! burgl>'s legs8 ,no1 my de>2 my husb&'s legs4 ,he he>d ! noise1 too4 ,,mrs4 ,,peck--,h5ry1 :at w\ld y d if burgl>s broke into our h\se "s night8 ,,mr4 ,,peck 7valiantly7--,humph6 ,i %\ld keep p]fectly cool1 my de>4 ,& :51 a few nights lat]1 burgl>s did break 91 ,h5ry kept 8 promise3 he hid 9 ! ice-box4 ,johnny hasn't be5 to s*ool long1 b he already holds "s peculi> views reg>d+ ! adm9i/ration ( 8 p>ticul> room4 ,! o!r day he came home ) a s+ul>ly morose look on 8 usually smil+ face4 ,:y1 ,johnny1 said 8 "m1 :at's ! matt]8 ,i a9't go+ to t old s*ool no m1 he fi]cely ann\nc$4 ,:y1 ,johnny1 said 8 "m reproa*fully1 y mu/n't talk l t4 ,:at's wrong ) ! s*ool8 ,i a9't go9' !re no m1 ,johnny repli$2 an x's because all ?' boys 9 my room is blam$ old c[>ds6 ,:y1 ,johnny1 ,johnny6 ,yes1 !y are4 ,!re 0 a boy :isp]9' ?is morn9'1 an' tea*] saw him an' bump$ 8 head on ?' desk ev] an' ev] s _m times4 ,an' ^? big c[>ds sat !re an' didn't say quit nor no?9'4 ,!y let t old tea*] bang ?' head (f ?' poor little boy1 an' !y j sat !re an' se5 h] d x6 ,& :at did y d1 ,johnny8 ,i didn't d no?9'--,i 0 ! boy6--,clevel& ,pla9 ,deal]4 ,a negro came runn+ d[n ! lane z ?\gh ! ,old ,boy 7 aft] him4 ,:at are y runn+ =1 ,mose8 call$ ! colonel f ! b>n4 ,i a9't a-runn9' fo'1 %\t$ back ,mose4 ,i'se a-runn9' f6 ,,c[s ,little ,willie1 be+ a city boy1 _h nev] se5 a c[4 ,:ile on a visit to 8 gr&mo!r he walk$ out across ! fields ) 8 c\s9 ,john4 ,a c[ 0 graz+ !re1 & ,willie's curiosity 0 greatly excit$4 ,oh1 ,c\s9 ,john1 :at is t8 he ask$4 ,:y1 t is only a c[1 ,john repli$4 ,& :at are ^? ?+s on h] head8 ,horns1 answ]$ ,john4 ,be=e !y _h gone f> ! c[ moo$ long & l\d4 ,willie 0 a/\nd$4 ,look+ back1 he dem&$1 9 a v fev] ( int]e/3 ,:i* horn did %e bl[8 ,!re 0 an old man :o said1 ,h[ ,%all ,i flee f ?is horrible c[8 ,i w sit on ?is /ile ,& cont9ue to smile1 ,:i* may s(t5 ! he>t ( t c[4 ,,criticism ,,fir/ ,,music ,,critic--,i wa/$ a :ole ev5+ by go+ to t new piani/'s conc]t la/ night6 ,,second ,,music ,,critic--,:y8 ,,fir/ ,,music ,,critic--,8 play+ 0 above criticism6 ,z soon ,seek roses 9 ,decemb]--ice 9 ,june1 ,hope1 con/ancy 9 w9d1 or corn 9 *aff2 ,believe a woman or an epitaph1 ,or any o!r ?+ t's false1 be=e ,y tru/ 9 critics4 --,byron4 ,x is mu* easi] to be critical ?an to be correct4--,disraeli4 ,see also ,dramatic criticism4 ,,cruelty ,:y d y beat y\r little son8 ,x 0 ! cat t upset ! vase ( fl[]s4 ,i c't beat ! cat4 ,i belong to ! ,s4,p4,c4,a4 ,,cucumb]s ,consid] ! ways ( ! little gre5 cucumb]1 :i* nev] does its be/ fight+ till x's d[n4--,/an=d ,*ap>ral4 ,,culture ,see ,kultur4 ,,curfew ,a =m] resid5t ( ,m>%all1 ,mo41 0 ask+ ab\t ! old t[n4 ,i und]/& !y h a curfew law out !re n[1 he said4 ,no1 8 in=mant answ]$1 !y did h "o1 b !y ab&on$ x4 ,:at 0 ! matt]8 ,well1 ! bell rang at #i o'clock1 & almo/ ev]yone compla9$ t x woke !m up4 ,,curiosity ,! ,*ri/mas *ur* s]vices 7 proce$+ v successfully :5 a woman 9 ! gall]y got s int]e/$ t %e lean$ out too f> & fell ov] ! rail+4 ,h] dress caught 9 a *&eli]1 & %e 0 susp5d$ 9 mid-air4 ,! m9i/] notic$ h] undignifi$ position & ?und]$ at ! congregation3 ,any p]son 9 ?is congregation :o turns ar\nd w be /ruck /one-bl9d4 ,a man1 ^: curiosity 0 gett+ ! bett] ( him1 b :o dread$ ! cl]gyman's w>n+1 f9ally turn$ to 8 companion & said3 ,i'm go+ to risk "o eye4 ,a "o-arm$ man ent]$ a re/aurant at noon & seat$ himself next to a dapp] little o!r-p's-bus9ess man4 ,! latt] at once notic$ 8 neighbor's left sleeve hang+ loose & kept ey+ x 9 a h[-did-x-happ5 sort ( a way4 ,! "o-arm$ man paid no att5tion to him b kept on eat+ ) 8 "o h&4 ,f9ally ! inquisitive "o c\ld /& x no long]4 ,he *ang$ 8 position a little1 cle>$ 8 ?roat1 & said3 ,i beg p>don1 sir1 b ,i see y h lo/ an arm4 ,! "o-arm$ man pick$ up 8 sleeve ) 8 "r h& & pe]$ anxi\sly into x4 ,bless my s\l6 he exclaim$1 look+ up ) great surprise4 ,i d believe y're "r4 ,see also ,wives4 ,,cyclones ,see ,w9dfalls4 ,,da*%unds ,a little boy 0 ent]ta9+ ! m9i/] ! o!r day until 8 "m c\ld complete h] toilet4 ,! m9i/]1 to make cong5ial conv]sation1 inquir$3 ,h y a dog8 ,yes1 sir2 a da*%und1 respond$ ! lad4 ,:]e is he8 que/ion$ ! dom9ic1 kn[+ ! way to a boy's he>t4 ,fa!r s5ds him away = ! w9t]4 ,he says x takes him s long to g 9 & out ( ! door he cools ! :ole h\se (f4 ,,damages ,a ,*icago lawy] tells ( a visit he receiv$ f a ,mrs4 ,delehanty1 accompani$ by ,mr4 ,delehanty1 ! day aft] ,mrs4 ,delehanty & a ,mrs4 ,cassidy _h indulg$ 9 a little diff]5ce ( op9ion4 ,:5 he _h li/5$ to ! recital ( ,mrs4 ,delehanty's tr\bles1 ! lawy] said3 ,y want to get damages1 ,i suppose8 ,damages6 ,damages6 came 9 %rill tones f ,mrs4 ,delehanty4 ,hav5't ,i got damages en\gh already1 man8 ,:at ,i'm aft] is satisfaction4 ,a ,*icago man :o 0 a pass5g] on a tra9 t met ) an accid5t n f> f t city tells ( a curi\s incid5t t he witness$ 9 ! c> :]e9 he 0 sitt+4 ,j ahead ( him 7 a man & 8 wife4 ,sudd5ly ! tra9 0 d]ail$1 & w5t bump+ d[n a /eep hill4 ,! man ev9c$ signs ( ! greate/ t]ror2 & :5 ! c> came to a /op he c>efully exam9$ himself to le>n :e!r he _h receiv$ any injury4 ,aft] asc]ta9+ t he 0 unhurt1 he ?\ght ( 8 wife & damages4 ,are y hurt1 de>8 he ask$4 ,no1 ?ank ,heav56 0 ! grateful response4 ,look "h1 !n1 cont9u$ hubby1 ,i'll tell y :at we'll d4 ,y let me black y\r eye1 & we'll soak ! company good = damages6 ,x won't hurt y mu*4 ,i'll give y j "o good pun*4 --,h[>d ,morse4 ,up 9 ,m9nesota ,mr4 ,ols5 _h a c[ kill$ by a railroad tra94 ,9 due season ! claim ag5t = ! railroad call$4 ,we und]/&1 ( c\rse1 t ! deceas$ 0 a v docile & valuable animal1 said ! claim ag5t 9 8 mo/ p]suasive claim-ag5tlemanly mann] & we sympa?ize ) y & y\r family 9 y\r loss4 ,b1 ,mr4 ,ols51 y mu/ rememb] ?is3 ,y\r c[ _h no bus9ess be+ ^u our tracks4 ,^? tracks are our private prop]ty & :5 %e invad$ !m1 %e became a trespass]4 ,te*nically speak+1 y1 z h] own]1 became a trespass] also4 ,b we h no desire to c>ry ! issue into c\rt & possibly give y tr\ble4 ,n[ !n1 :at w\ld y reg>d z a fair settlem5t betwe5 y & ! railroad company8 ,vail1 said ,mr4 ,ols5 sl[ly1 ,ay bane poor ,sw$e f>m]1 b ,ay %all give y two doll>s4 ,,danc+ ,he 0 a rem>kably /\t g5tleman1 excessively fond ( danc+1 s 8 fri5ds ask$ him :y he _h /opp$1 & 0 x f9al8 ,oh1 no1 ,i hope n1 sigh$ ! old fell[4 ,i /ill love x1 & ,i've m]ely /opp$ until ,i c f9d a concave lady = a p>tn]4 ,george ,b]n>d ,%aw 0 rec5tly ent]ta9$ at a h\se p>ty4 ,:ile ! o!r gue/s 7 danc+1 "o ( ! onlook]s call$ ,mr4 ,%aw's att5tion to ! awkw>d danc+ ( a ,g]man pr(essor4 ,really horrid danc+1 isn't x1 ,mr4 ,%aw8 ,g4,b4,s4 0 n at a loss = ! true ,%avian response4 ,oh t's n danc+ he answ]$4 ,t's ! ,new ,e?ical ,movem5t6 ,on a j\rney ?r\gh ! ,s\? n long ago1 ,wu ,t+ ,fang 0 impress$ by ! prepond]ance ( negro labor 9 "o ( ! cities he visit$4 ,:]ev] ! ent]ta9m5t committee l$ him1 :e!r to factory1 /ore or suburban plantation1 all ! h>d "w seem$ to be borne by ! black m54 ,m9i/] ,wu made no comm5t at ! "t1 b 9 ! ev5+ :5 he 0 a spectator at a ball giv5 9 8 honor1 aft] wat*+ ! waltz+ & two-/epp+ = half an h\r1 he rem>k$ to 8 ho/3 ,:y don't y make ! negroes d t = y1 too8 ,if !y _h danc$ ! tango & ! trot ,9 days ( old1 !re is no d\bt we'd f9d ,! poet w\ld h writt5--w\ld he n8-- ,on ) ! dance1 let joy be unref9$6 --,j4,j4 ,o',connell4 ,,dead ,,beats ,see ,bills2 ,collect+ ( acc\nts4 ,,debts ,a tra9 travel+ ?r\gh ! ,we/ 0 held up by mask$ b&its4 ,two fri5ds1 :o 7 on _! way to ,cali=nia1 7 among ! pass5g]s4 ,"h's :]e we lose all our money1 "o said1 z a robb] ent]$ ! c>4 ,y don't ?9k !y'll take ev]y?+1 d y8 ! o!r ask$ n]v\sly4 ,c]ta9ly1 ! fir/ repli$4 ,^! fell[s nev] miss any?+4 ,t w be t]rible1 ! second fri5d said4 ,are y q sure !y won't leave u any money8 he p]si/$4 ,( c\rse1 0 ! reply4 ,:y d y ask8 ,! o!r 0 sil5t = a m9ute4 ,!n1 tak+ a fifty-doll> note f 8 pocket1 he h&$ x to 8 fri5d4 ,:at is ?is =8 ! fir/ ask$1 tak+ ! money4 ,t's ! fifty doll>s ,i owe y1 ! o!r answ]$4 ,n[ we're squ>e4--,w4 ,dayton ,wegef>?4 ,,willis--,he calls himself a dynamo4 ,,gillis--,no wond]2 ev]y?+ he has on is *>g$4--,judge4 ,anticipat$ r5ts1 & bills unpaid1 ,=ce _m a %9+ y\? into ! %ade1 ,n to r$eem 8 "t1 b 8 e/ate1 ,& play ! fool1 b at ! *eap] rate4 --,c[p]4 ,i hold e man a debtor to 8 pr(ession4--,bacon4 ,,de] ,! de]'s a mighty useful bea/ ,f ,pet]sburg to ,t5nyson ,= :ile he lives he lopes ar\nd ,& :5 he's dead he's v5ison4 --,ellis ,p>k] ,butl]4 ,,degrees ,a "y !ologian nam$ ,fiddle ,refus$ to accept 8 degree2 ,=1 said he1 'tis en\gh to be ,fiddle1 ,)\t be+ ,fiddle ,d4,d4 ,,democracy ,:y are y s vex$1 ,irma8 ,i am s exasp]at$6 ,i att5d$ ! meet+ ( ! ,social ,equality ,league1 & my p>lor-maid presid$1 & %e _h ! audacity to call me to ord] ?ree times4--,m4 ,l4 ,hayw>d4 ,see also ,ance/ry4 ,,democratic ,,p>ty ,,hospital ,,physician--,:i* w>d d y wi% to be tak5 to8 ,a pay w>d or a-- ,,maloney--,iny ( ?im1 ,doc1 ?ot's safely ,dimocratic4 ,,d5ti/ry ,our "y hopeful came runn+ into ! h\se4 ,8 suit 0 du/y1 & !re 0 a bump on 8 small br[4 ,b a gleam 0 9 8 eye1 & he held out a baby too?4 ,h[ did y pull x8 dem&$ 8 "m4 ,oh1 he said bravely1 x 0 easy en\gh4 ,i j fell d[n1 & ! :ole _w came up & pu%$ x out4 ,,d5ti/s ,! d5ti/ is "o :o pulls out ! tee? ( o!rs to obta9 employm5t = 8 own4 ,"o day little ,flora 0 tak5 to h an a*+ too? remov$4 ,t night1 :ile %e 0 say+ h] pray]s1 h] "m 0 surpris$ to he> h] say3 ,& =give u our debts z we =give our d5ti/s4--,ev]ybody's4 ,"o said a too? draw] 0 a k9d ( unconscionable trade1 because 8 trade 0 no?+ else b to take away ^? ?+s :]eby e man gets 8 liv+4--,haglitt4 ,,description ,a popul> soprano is said to h a voice ( f9e timbre1 a will[y figure1 *]ry lips1 *e/nut hair1 & hazel eyes4 ,%e mu/ h be5 rais$ 9 ! lumb] regions4--,ella ,hut*ison ,ellwang]4 ,,design1 ,,decorative ,h>old wat*$ 8 "m z %e fold$ up an intricate piece ( lace %e _h j cro*et$4 ,:]e did y get ! patt]n1 ,mamma8 he que/ion$4 ,out ( my head1 %e answ]$ lightly4 ,does y\r head feel bett] n[1 ,mamma8 he ask$ anxi\sly4--,c4 ,hilton ,turvey4 ,,de/9ation ,a ,wa%+ton c> conductor1 born 9 ,london & /ill a cockney1 has succe$$ 9 extract+ ?rills f ! alphabet--imp>t+ excitem5t to ! names ( ! national capitol's /reets4 ,on a rec5t ,sunday morn+ he 0 call+ ! /reets ?us3 ,hait*6 ,high6 ,jay6 ,kay6 ,hell6 ,at ?is po9t ?ree prim ladies pick$ up _! pray]-books & left ! c>4--,lipp9cott's ,magaz9e4 ,&rew ,lang once invit$ a fri5d to d9n] :5 he 0 /ay+ 9 ,m>l[e's road1 ,e>l's ,c\rt1 a /reet away at ! end ( t long ,cromwell road1 :i* seems to g on =ev]4 ,! gue/ 0 n v sure h[ to get !re1 s ,lang expla9$3 ,walk "r' along ,cromwell road1 he said1 till y drop dead & my h\se is j opposite6 ,,details ,*>les ,frohman 0 talk+ to a ,philadelphia report] ab\t ! importance ( detail4 ,^? :o "w = me1 he said1 foll[ my directions d[n to ! v smalle/ item4 ,to g wrong 9 detail1 y "k1 is (t5 to g altoge!r wrong--l ! dissipat$ husb&4 ,a dissipat$ husb& z he /ood be=e 8 h\se 9 ! small h\rs se>*+ = 8 lat*key1 mutt]$ to himself3 ',n[ :i* did my wife say--hic--h two :i%kies an' get home by #ab1 or--hic--h twelve :i%kies an' get home by #b8' ,,detectives ,:5 ,conan ,doyle arriv$ = ! fir/ "t 9 ,bo/on he 0 in/antly recogniz$ by ! cabman ^: vehicle he _h engag$4 ,:5 ! great lit]>y man (f]$ to pay 8 f>e ! cabman said q respectfully3 ,if y please1 sir1 ,i %\ld mu* pref] a ticket to y\r lecture4 ,if y %\ld h none ) y a visit+-c>d p5cil$ by y\rself w\ld d4 ,conan ,doyle laugh$4 ,tell me1 he said1 h[ did y "k :o ,i 01 & ,i w give y tickets = y\r :ole family4 ,?ank y sir1 0 ! reply4 ,:y1 we all knew--t is1 all ! memb]s ( ! ,cabm5's ,lit]>y ,guild knew--t y 7 com+ by ?is tra94 ,i happ5 to be ! only memb] on duty at ! /ation ?is morn+4 ,if y w excuse p]sonal rem>ks y\r coat lapels are badly twi/$ d[nw>d :]e !y h be5 grasp$ by ! p]t9aci\s ,new ,york report]s4 ,y\r hair has ! ,quak]i% cut ( a ,philadelphia b>b]1 & y\r hat1 batt]$ at ! brim 9 front1 %[s :]e y h tightly grasp$ x 9 ! /ruggle to /& y\r gr\nd at a ,*icago lit]>y lun*eon4 ,y\r "r ov]%oe has a l>ge block ( ,buffalo mud j "u ! in/ep1 ! odor ( a ,utica cig> hangs ab\t y\r clo?+1 & ! ov]coat itself %[s ! slov5ly bru%+ ( ! port]s ( ! ?r\gh sleep]s f ,albany1 & /5cil$ ^u ! v end ( ! ',well+ton' 9 fairly pla9 lett]+ is y\r "n1 ',conan ,doyle4' ,,det]m9ation ,aft] ! dea? ( ,&rew ,jackson ! foll[+ conv]sation is said to h occurr$ betwe5 an ,anti-,jackson brok] & a ,democratic m]*ant3 ,,m]*ant 7) a sigh7--,well1 ! old ,g5]al is dead4 ,,brok] 7) a %rug7--,yes1 he's gone at la/4 ,,m]*ant 7n appreciat+ ! %rug7--,well1 sir1 he 0 a good man4 ,,brok] 7) %rug m pron\nc$7--,i don't "k ab\t t4 ,,m]*ant 7en]getically7--,he 0 a good man1 sir4 ,if any man has gone to heav51 ,g5]al ,jackson has gone to heav54 ,,brok] 7dogg$ly7--,i don't "k ab\t t4 ,,m]*ant--,well1 sir1 ,i tell y t if ,&rew ,jackson _h made up 8 m9d to g to heav51 y may dep5d ^u x he's !re4 ,,diagnosis ,an epileptic dropp$ 9 a fit on ! /reets ( ,bo/on n long ago1 & 0 tak5 to a hospital4 ,^u remov+ 8 coat !re 0 f\nd p9n$ to 8 wai/coat a slip ( pap] on :i* 0 writt53 ,?is is to in=m ! h\se-surgeon t ?is is j a case ( pla9 fit3 n app5dicitis4 ,my app5dix has already be5 remov$ twice4 ,,diet ,eat1 dr9k1 & be m]ry1 = to-morr[ ye diet4--,william ,gilmore ,beym]4 ,!re 0 a "y lady nam$ ,p]k9s1 ,:o _h a great fondness = gh]k9s2 ,%e w5t to a tea ,& ate tw5ty-?ree1 ,:i* pickl$ h] int]nal work9's4 ,"m1 ask$ ! little "o1 on ! occasion ( a numb] ( gue/s be+ pres5t at d9n]1 w ! dess]t hurt me1 or is !re en\gh to g r\nd8 ,! doctor told him he ne$$ c>bohydrates1 proteids1 & above all1 some?+ nitrog5\s4 ,! doctor m5tion$ a long li/ ( foods = him to eat4 ,he /agg]$ out & wabbl$ into a ,p5n av5ue re/aurant4 ,h[ ab\t beef/eak8 he ask$ ! wait]4 ,is t nitrog5\s8 ,! wait] didn't "k4 ,are fri$ potatoes ri* 9 c>bohydrates or n8 ,! wait] c\ldn't say4 ,well1 ,i'll fix x1 decl>$ ! poor man 9 despair4 ,br+ me a l>ge plate ( ha%4 ,a ,colonel1 :o us$ to ass]t ,t naught 8 dige/ion c\ld hurt1 ,0 =c$ to admit ,t 8 weak po9t 0 hit ,:5 !y gave him hot %ot = dess]t4 ,to ab/a9 t we may enjoy is ! epicurianism ( reason4--,r\sseau4 ,!y are z sick t surfeit ) too mu*1 z !y t />ve ) no?+4--,%akespe>e4 ,,dilemmas ,a /ory t has done s]vice 9 political campaigns to illu/rate suppos$ dilemmas ( ! opposition w likely be reviv$ 9 e political heat$ t]m4 ,away back1 :5 h]ds ( buffalo graz$ along ! foo?ills ( ! we/]n m\nta9s1 two h>dy prospectors fell 9 ) a bull bison t seem$ to h be5 sep>at$ f 8 k9d & run amuck4 ,"o ( ! prospectors took to ! bran*es ( a tree & ! o!r div$ into a cave4 ,! buffalo bell[$ at ! entrance to ! cav]n & !n turn$ t[>d ! tree4 ,out came ! man f ! cave1 & ! buffalo took aft] him aga94 ,! man made ano!r dive = ! hole4 ,aft] ?is _h be5 repeat$ sev]al times1 ! man 9 ! tree call$ to 8 comrade1 :o 0 trembl+ at ! m\? ( ! cav]n3 ,/ay 9 ! cave1 y idiot6 ,y don't "k no?+ ab\t ?is hole1 bawl$ ! o!r4 ,!re's a be> 9 x6 ,,d9+ ,a twelve c\rse d9n] might be describ$ z a ga/ronomic m>a?on4--,john ,e4 ,ross]4 ,t 0 ! _s ( y\r uncle t made t table /&1 turn ov]1 & d su* que] /unts4 ,i am n surpris$2 he nev] did h good table mann]s4 ,*akey1 ,*akey1 call$ ! big si/] z %e /ood 9 ! doorway & look$ d[n ! /reet t[>d ! gr\p ( small boys3 ,*akey1 come 9 alreaty & eat y\seself4 ,maw %e's on ! table & ,paw he's half et4 ,!re 0 a "y lady ( ,cork1 ,^: ,pa made a =tune 9 pork2 ,he b\ght = 8 daught] ,a tutor :o taught h] ,to balance gre5 peas on h] =k4 ,an anecdote ab\t ,dr4 ,r&all ,davidson1 bi%op ( ,w9*e/]1 is t aft] an ecclesia/ical function1 z ! cl]gy 7 troop+ 9 to lun*eon1 an unctu\s ar*deacon obs]v$3 ,?is is ! "t to put a bridle on our appetites6 ,yes1 repli$ ! bi%op1 ?is is ! "t to put a bit 9 our m\?s6--,*ri/ian ,life4 ,!re 0 a "y lady nam$ ,maud1 ,a v deceptive "y fraud2 ,%e nev] 0 able ,to eat at ! table1 ,b out 9 ! pantry--,o ,"l6 ,fa!r's trip abroad did him s mu* good1 said ! self-made man's daught]4 ,he looks bett]1 feels bett]1 & z = appetite--hone/ly1 x w\ld j d y\r he>t good to he> him eat6 ,:i/l]1 ! arti/1 0 "o day invit$ to d9n] at a fri5d's h\se & arriv$ at 8 de/9ation two h\rs late4 ,h[ extraord9>y6 he exclaim$1 z he walk$ into ! d9+-room :]e ! company 0 seat$ at ! table2 really1 ,i %\ld ?9k y might h wait$ a bit--:y1 y're j l a lot ( pigs ) y\r eat+6 ,a mac>oon1 ,a cup ( tea1 ,an aft]noon1 ,is all t %e ,w eat2 ,%e's 9 society4 ,b let me take ,?is maid5 fair ,to "s caf1 ,&1 !n & !re1 ,%e'll eat ! :ole ,blame bill ( f>e4 --,! ,my/ic ,times4 ,! small daught] ( ! h\se 0 busily sett+ ! tables = expect$ company :5 h] "m call$ to h]3 ,put d[n ?ree =ks at ea* place1 de>4 ,hav+ made "s obs]vations on h] own acc\nt :5 ! expect$ gue/s _h d9$ ) h] "m be=e1 %e inquir$ ?\ghtfully3 ,%all ,i give ,uncle ,john ?ree knives8 ,= a man seldom ?9ks ) m e>ne/ness ( any?+ ?an he does ( 8 d9n]--,samuel ,johnson4 ,,diplomacy ,,wife--,please mat* ?is piece ( silk = me be=e y come home4 ,,husb&--,at ! c\nt] :]e ! sweet little blond works8 ,! "o ) ! s\lful eyes &-- ,,wife--,no4 ,y're too tir$ to %op = me :5 y\r day's "w is done1 de>4 ,on second ?\ght1 ,i won't bo!r y4 ,scripture tells u t a s(t answ] turne? away wra?4 ,a witty rep>tee sometimes helps "o imm5sely also4 ,:5 ,ri*>d ,olney 0 secret>y ( /ate he frequ5tly gave expression to ! op9ion t appo9tees to ! consul> s]vice %\ld speak ! language ( ! c\ntries to :i* !y 7 respectively accr$it$4 ,x is said t :5 a c]ta9 breezy & ent]pris+ we/]n politician :o 0 desir\s ( s]v+ ! ,clevel& adm9i/ration 9 ! capacity ( consul ( ! ,*9ese ports pres5t$ 8 pap]s to ,mr4 ,olney1 ! secret>y rem>k$3 ,are y aw>e1 ,mr4 ,blank1 t ,i nev] recomm5d to ! ,presid5t ! appo9tm5t ( a consul unless he speaks ! language ( ! c\ntry to :i* he desires to g8 ,n[1 ,i suppose y d n speak ,*9ese8 ,:]eupon ! we/]n] gr9n$ broadly4 ,if1 ,mr4 ,secret>y1 said he1 y w ask me a "q 9 ,*9ese1 ,i %all be happy to answ] x4 ,he got ! appo9tm5t4 ,miss de ,simpson1 said ! "y secret>y ( legation1 ,i h op5$ negotiations ) y\r fa!r ^u ! subject (--er--com+ to see y (t5]1 ) a view ultimately to =m+ an alliance1 & he has respond$ favorably4 ,may ,i ask if y w ratify ! arrangem5t1 z a modus viv5di8 ,mr4 von ,h>ris1 answ]$ ! daught] ( ! em95t diplomat1 don't y ?9k x w\ld h be5 a m graceful recognition ( my adm9i/rative entity if y _h ask$ me fir/8 ,i call'd ! devil & he came1 ,& ) wond] 8 =m did ,i closely scan2 ,he is n ugly1 & is n lame1 ,b really a h&some & *>m+ man4 ,a man 9 ! prime ( life is ! devil1 ,oblig+1 a man ( ! _w1 & civil2 ,a diplomati/ too1 well skill'd 9 debate1 ,he talks q glibly ( *ur* & /ate4 --,he9e4 ,,discipl9e ,see ,milit>y discipl9e2 ,p>5ts4 ,,disc\nts ,a tra9 9 ,arizona 0 bo>d$ by robb]s1 :o w5t ?r\gh ! pockets ( ! luckless pass5g]s4 ,"o ( !m happ5$ to be a travel+ salesman f ,new ,york1 :o1 :5 8 turn came1 fi%$ out #bjj1 b rapidly took #d f ! pile & plac$ x 9 8 ve/ pocket4 ,:at d y mean by t8 ask$ ! robb]1 z he toy$ ) 8 revolv]4 ,hurri$ly came ! answ]3 ,m9e fr5t1 y surely v\ld n refuse me two p] z5t disc\nt on a /rictly ca% transaction l dis8 ,,discretion ,:5 y c1 use discretion2 :5 y c't1 use a club4 ,,disposition ,"o ea/]n railroad has a regul> =m = report+ accid5ts to animals on its "r ( way4 ,rec5tly a track =eman _h ! kill+ ( a c[ to report4 ,9 answ] to ! "q1 ,disposition ( c>cass8 he wrote3 ,k9d & g5tle4 ,!re 0 "o man :o _h a reputation = be+ ev5 temp]$4 ,he 0 always cross4 ,,di/ances ,a regim5t ( regul>s 0 mak+ a long1 du/y m>* across ! roll+ prairie l& ( ,montana la/ summ]4 ,x 0 a hot1 bli/]+ day & ! m51 long+ = wat] & re/1 7 impati5t to rea* ! next t[n4 ,a ran*] rode pa/4 ,say1 fri5d1 call$ out "o ( ! m51 h[ f> is x to ! next t[n8 ,oh1 a matt] ( two miles or s1 ,i reckon1 call$ back ! ran*]4 ,ano!r long h\r dragg$ by1 & ano!r ran*] 0 enc\nt]$4 ,h[ f> to ! next t[n8 ! m5 ask$ him eag]ly4 ,oh1 a good two miles4 ,a we>y half-h\r long] ( m>*+1 & !n a ?ird ran*]4 ,hey1 h[ f>'s ! next t[n8 ,n f>1 0 ! enc\rag+ answ]4 ,only ab\t two miles4 ,well1 sigh$ an optimi/ic s]geant1 ?ank ,god1 we're hold9' our own1 anyh[6 ,,divorce ,:5 a woman m>ries & !n divorces h] husb& inside ( a week :at w\ld y call x8 ,tak+ 8 "n 9 va94--,pr9ceton ,tig]4 ,,dogs ,,lady 7to tramp :o _h be5 commission$ to f9d h] lo/ poodle7--,! poor little d>l+1 :]e did y f9d him8 ,,tramp--,oh1 a man 'ad 'im1 miss1 ti$ to a pole1 & 0 clean+ ! w9d[s wiv 'im6 ,a family mov$ f ! city to a suburban locality & 7 told t !y %\ld get a wat*dog to gu>d ! premises at night4 ,s !y b\ght ! l>ge/ dog t 0 = sale 9 ! k5nels ( a neighbor+ dog fanci]1 :o 0 a ,g]man4 ,%ortly aft]w>d ! h\se 0 ent]$ by burgl>s :o made a good haul1 :ile ! big dog slept4 ,! man w5t to ! dog fanci] & told him ab\t x4 ,veil1 vat y ne$ n[1 said ! dog m]*ant1 is a le$le dog to vake up ! big dog4 ,dogs is mighty useful bea/s ,!y might seem bad at fir/ ,!y might seem wors] "r along ,b :5 !y're dead ,!y're wur/4 --,ellis ,p>k] ,butl]4 ,my dog took fir/ prize at ! cat %[4 ,h[ 0 t8 ,he took ! cat4--,judge4 ,,fair ,,visitor--,:y are y giv+ ,fido's tee? su* a ?or\gh bru%+8 ,,fond ,,mi/ress--,oh6 ,! poor d>l+'s j bitt5 "s horrid p]son1 &1 really1 y "k1 "o c't be too c>eful4--,life4 ,d y "k t t bulldog ( y\rs kill$ my wife's little h>mless1 affectionate poodle8 ,well1 :at are y go+ to d ab\t x8 ,w\ld y be (f5d$ if ,i 0 to pres5t him ) a nice brass coll>8 ,fle%y ,miss ,muffet ,sat d[n on ,tuffet1 ,a v good dog 9 8 way2 ,:5 %e saw :at %e'd done1 ,%e />t$ to run-- ,& ,tuffet 0 buri$ next day4 --,l4,t4,h4 ,william ,j4 ,/ev5s1 = sev]al ye>s local /ation ag5t at ,swansea1 ,r4 ,i41 0 peacefully prom5ad+ 8 plat=m "o morn+ :5 a ra% dog v5tur$ to snap at "o ( ,william's plump legs4 ,/ev5s promptly kick$ ! animal halfway across ! tracks1 & 0 imm$iately confront$ by ! own]1 :o dem&$ an explanation 9 language m =cible ?an c\rte\s4 ,:y1 said ,/ev5s :5 ! o!r paus$ = brea?1 y\r dog's mad4 ,mad6 ,mad6 ,y d\ble-dy$ blankety-blank fool1 he a9't mad6 ,oh1 a9't he8 cut 9 ,/ev5s4 ,go%6 ,i %\ld be if any "o kick$ me l t6 ,"o w\ld h x t a collie is ! mo/ sagaci\s ( dogs1 :ile ! o!r /ood up = ! sett]4 ,i once own$ a sett]1 decl>$ ! latt]1 :i* 0 v intellig5t4 ,i _h him on ! /reet "o day1 & he act$ s que]ly ab\t a c]ta9 man we met t ,i ask$ ! man 8 "n1 &-- ,oh1 t's an old /ory6 ! collie's advocate broke 9 sne]+ly4 ,! man's "n 0 ,p>tridge1 ( c\rse1 & because ( t ! dog came to a set4 ,ho1 ho6 ,come aga96 ,y're mi/ak51 rejo9$ ! o!r suavely4 ,! dog didn't come q to a set1 ?\gh almo/4 ,z a matt] ( fact1 ! man's "n 0 ,quayle1 & ! dog hesitat$ on acc\nt ( ! spell+6--,p4 ,r4 ,b5son4 ,! m "o sees ( m5 ! m "o likes dogs4 ,see also ,da*%unds4 ,,dome/ic ,,f9ance ,talk ab\t ,napoleon6 ,t fell[ ,wombat is some?+ ( a /rategi/ himself4 ,z to h[8 ,got 8 sal>y rais$ six mon?s ago1 & 8 wife hasn't f\nd x out yet4--,wa%+ton ,h]ald4 ,a ,lakewood woman 0 rec5tly read+ to h] little boy ! /ory ( a "y lad ^: fa!r 0 tak5 ill & di$1 aft] :i* he set himself dilig5tly to "w to support himself & 8 "m4 ,:5 %e _h f9i%$ h] /ory %e said3 ,de> ,billy1 if y\r papa 7 to die1 w\ld y "w to support y\r de> mamma8 ,naw6 said ,billy unexpect$ly4 ,b :y n8 ,a9't we got a good h\se to live 98 ,yes1 de>ie1 b we c't eat ! h\se1 y "k4 ,a9't !re a lot o' /uff 9 ! pantry8 ,yes1 b t won't la/ =ev]4 ,x'll la/ till y git ano!r husb&1 won't x8 ,y're a pretty good look]1 ma6 ,mamma gave up "r !re4 ,i am s5d+ y a ?\s& kisses1 he wrote to 8 fair "y wife :o 0 sp5d+ h] fir/ mon? away f him4 ,two days lat] he receiv$ ! foll[+ telegram3 ,kisses receiv$4 ,l&lord refuses to accept any ( !m on acc\nt4 ,!n he woke up & =w>d$ a *eck4 ,see also ,tr\ble4 ,,dome/ic ,,relations ,!re 0 a "y man ( ,dunb>1 ,:o playfully poison$ 8 ,ma2 ,:5 he'd f9i%$ 8 "w1 ,he rem>k$ ) a smirk1 ,?is w cause q a family j>4 ,see also ,families2 ,m>riage4 ,,drama ,! av]age mod]n play calls 9 ! fir/ act = all our fai?1 9 ! second = all our hope1 & 9 ! la/ = all our *>ity4--,eug5e ,walt]4 ,! "y man 9 ! ?ird r[ ( seats look$ bor$4 ,he wasn't hav+ a good "t4 ,he c>$ no?+ = ! ,%akespe>ean drama4 ,:at's ! greate/ play y ev] saw8 ! "y woman ask$1 obs]v+ 8 ab/raction4 ,in/antly he bright5$4 ,t9k] t\*+ a man out betwe5 second & ?ird & gett+ ! ball ov] to ,*ance 9 "t to nab ! runn] to fir/6 he said4 ,,l>ry--,i l ,pr(essor ,:ati%isname 9 ,%akespe>e4 ,he br+s ?+s home to y t y nev] saw be=e4 ,,h>ry--,huh6 ,i've got a laundryman z good z t4 ,i ?9k ,i love & rev]5ce all arts equally1 only putt+ my own j above ! o!rs4444 ,to me x seems z if :5 ,god conceiv$ ! _w1 t 0 ,poetry2 ,he =m$ x1 & t 0 ,sculpture2 ,he color$ x1 & t 0 ,pa9t+2 ,he peopl$ x ) liv+ be+s1 & t 0 ! gr&1 div9e1 et]nal ,drama4--,*>lotte ,cu%man4 ,two wom5 7 leav+ ! !at] aft] a p]=mance ( ,! ,doll's ,h\se4 ,oh1 don't y love ,ibs58 ask$ "o1 ec/atically4 ,doesn't he j take all ! hope out ( life8 ,,dramatic ,,criticism ,!odore ,dreis]1 ! noveli/1 0 talk+ ab\t criticism4 ,i l po9t$ criticism1 he said1 criticism su* z ,i he>d 9 ! lobby ( a !at] ! o!r night at ! end ( ! play4 ,! critic 0 an old g5tleman4 ,8 criticism1 :i* 0 = 8 wife's e>s alone1 consi/$ ( ^! words3 ',well1 y w\ld come6' ,nat ,goodw91 ! ,am]ican com$ian1 :5 at ! ,%aftesbury ,!atre1 ,london1 told ( an exp]i5ce he once _h ) a juv5ile deadhead 9 a t[n 9 ,am]ica4 ,/&+ outside ! !at] a little "t be=e ! p]=mance 0 due to beg9 he obs]v$ a small boy ) an anxi\s1 =lorn look on 8 face & a we$y-look+ pup 9 8 arms4 ,goodw9 inquir$ :at 0 ! matt]1 & 0 told t ! boy wi%$ to sell ! dog s z to raise ! price ( a seat 9 ! gall]y4 ,! actor suspect$ at once a dodge to secure a pass on ! sympa?y racket1 b all[+ himself to be tak5 9 he gave ! boy a pass4 ,! dog 0 deposit$ 9 a safe place & ! boy 0 able to wat* ,goodw9 z ! ,gild$ ,fool f a good seat 9 ! gall]y4 ,next day ,goodw9 saw ! boy aga9 ne> ! !at]1 s he ask$3 ,well1 sonny1 h[ did y l ! %[8 ,i'm glad ,i didn't sell my dog1 0 ! reply4 ,,dramati/s ,i he> ,scribbl] f9ally got "o ( 8 plays on ! bo>ds4 ,yes1 ! prop]ty man tore up 8 manuscript & us$ x 9 ! sn[ /orm sc5e4 ,s y ?9k ! au?or ( ?is play w live1 d y8 rem>k$ ! t\ri/4 ,yes1 repli$ ! manag] ( ! ,froz5 ,dog ,op]a ,h\se4 ,he's got a five-mile />t & ,i don't ?9k ! boys k9 ket* him4--,life4 ,we all "k ! tr\bles ( a dramati/ are _m & v>i$4 ,"h's an adv]tisem5t tak5 f a morn+ pap] t %[s to :at a pass a g5ius may come 9 a great city3 ,want$--,a collaborator1 by a "y playwright4 ,! play is already writt52 collaborator to furni% bo>d & b$ until play is produc$4 ,,dressmak]s ,,wife--,wret*6 ,%[ me t lett]4 ,,husb&--,:at lett]8 ,,wife--,t "o 9 y\r h&4 ,x's f a woman1 ,i c see by ! writ+1 & y turn$ pale :5 y saw x4 ,,husb&--,yes4 ,"h x is4 ,x's y\r dressmak]'s bill4 ,,dr9k+ ,he :o goes to b$1 & goes to b$ sob]1 ,falls z ! leaves d1 & dies 9 ,octob]2 ,b he :o goes to b$1 & does s mell[1 ,lives z he ought to1 & dies a good fell[4 --,p>ody on ,flet*]4 ,i dr9k :5 ,i h occasion1 & sometimes :5 ,i h no occasion4--,c]vantes4 ,i h v poor & unhappy bra9s = dr9k+4 ,i c\ld wi% c\rtesy w\ld inv5t "s o!r cu/om ( ent]ta9m5t4--,%akespe>e4 ,! ,fr5*man loves 8 native w9e2 ,! ,g]man loves 8 be]2 ,! ,engli%man loves 8 'alf & 'alf1 ,because x br+s good *e]2 ,! ,iri%man loves 8 :iskey /raight1 ,because x gives him dizz9ess2 ,! ,am]ican has no *oice at all1 ,s he dr9ks ! :ole blam$ bus9ess4 ,a "y ,engli%man came to ,wa%+ton & devot$ 8 days & nights to an e>ne/ endeavor to dr9k all ! ,scot* :iskey !re 04 ,he c\ldn't d x1 & pres5tly w5t to a doctor1 compla9+ ( a disord]$ /oma*4 ,quit dr9k+6 ord]$ ! doctor4 ,b1 my de> sir1 ,i cawn't4 ,i get s ?ir/y4 ,well1 said ! doctor1 :5ev] y are ?ir/y eat an apple in/ead ( tak+ a dr9k4 ,! ,engli%man paid 8 fee & left4 ,he met a fri5d to :om he told 8 exp]i5ce4 ,bally rot6 he prote/$4 ,fawncy eat+ =ty apples a day6 ,if y are invit$ to dr9k at any man's h\se m ?an y ?9k is :olesome1 y may say y wi% y c\ld1 b s little makes y bo? drunk & sick2 t y %\ld only be bad company by do+ s4--,"l ,*e/]field4 ,!re is _m a cup 'twixt ! lip & ! slip4--,judge4 ,"o swall[ doesn't make a summ]1 b x breaks a ,new ,ye>'s resolution4--,life4 ,,doctor 7feel+ ,s&y's pulse 9 b$7--,:at d y dr9k4 ,,s&y 7) bright5+ face7--,oh1 ,i'm nae p>ticul>1 doctor6 ,any?+ y've got ) ye4 ,"h's to ! girls ( ! ,am]ican %ore1 ,i love b "o1 ,i love no m1 ,s9ce %e's n "h to dr9k h] "p1 ,i'll dr9k h] %>e ) all my he>t4 ,a well-kn[n ,scotti% ar*itect 0 travel+ 9 ,pale/9e rec5tly1 :5 news rea*$ him ( an addition to 8 family circle4 ,! happy fa!r imm$iately provid$ himself ) "s wat] f ! ,jordan to c>ry home = ! *ri/5+ ( ! infant1 & return$ to ,scotl&4 ,on ! ,sunday appo9t$ = ! c]emony he duly pres5t$ himself at ! *ur*1 & s\ght out ! beadle 9 ord] to h& ov] ! preci\s wat] to 8 c>e4 ,he pull$ ! flask f 8 pocket1 b ! beadle held up a w>n+ h&1 & came ne>] to :isp]3 ,no ! noo1 sir2 no ! noo6 ,maybe aft] ! kirk's oot6 ,:5 ,presid5t ,eliot ( ,h>v>d 0 9 active s]vice z head ( ! univ]sity1 reports came to him t "o ( 8 "y *>ges 0 9 ! habit ( absorb+ m liquor ?an 0 good = him1 & ,presid5t ,eliot det]m9$ to d 8 duty & look into ! matt]4 ,meet+ ! "y man "u suspicion 9 ! y>d %ortly aft] breakfa/ "o day ! presid5t m>*$ up to him & dem&$1 ,"y man1 d y dr9k8 ,:y1 :y1 :y1 /amm]$ ! "y man1 :y1 ,presid5t ,eliot1 n s e>ly 9 ! morn+1 ?ank y4 ,,wife 7on auto t\r7--,t fell[ back !re said !re is a road-h\se a few miles d[n ! road4 ,%all we /op !re8 ,,husb&--,did he :isp] x or say x out l\d8 ,a prie/ w5t to a b>b] %op conduct$ by "o ( 8 ,iri% p>i%ion]s to get a %ave4 ,he obs]v$ ! b>b] 0 suff]+ f a rec5t celebration1 b decid$ to take a *ance4 ,9 a few mom5ts ! b>b]'s razor _h nick$ ! fa!r's *eek4 ,!re1 ,pat1 y h cut me1 said ! prie/ z he rais$ 8 h& & c>ess$ ! w\nd4 ,yis1 y'r riv'rance1 answ]$ ! b>b]4 ,t %[s y1 cont9u$ ! prie/1 9 a tone ( c5sure1 :at ! use ( liquor w d4 ,yis1 y'r riv'rance1 repli$ ! b>b]1 humbly1 x makes ! sk9 t5d]4 ,ex-congressman ,a%] ,g4 ,c>u?1 ( ,k5tucky1 tells ?is /ory ( an exp]i5ce he once _h on a visit to a little ,ohio t[n4 ,i w5t up !re on legal bus9ess1 he says1 &1 kn[+ t ,i %\ld h to /ay all night1 ,i proce$$ directly to ! only hotel4 ,! l&lord /ood beh9d ! desk & reg>d$ me ) a k9dly air z ,i regi/]$4 ,x seems t he 0 a little h>d ( he>+1 a fact ( :i* ,i 0 n aw>e4 ,z ,i jabb$ ! p5 back into ! di% ( bird %ot1 ,i said3 ',c y direct me to ! bank8' ,he look$ at me blankly = a second1 !n sw++ ! regi/] ar\nd1 he glanc$ d[n swiftly1 caught ! ',l\isville' aft] my "n1 & an expression ( complete und]/&+ light+ up 8 c\nt5ance1 he said3 ',c]ta9ly1 sir4 ,y w f9d ! b> "r ?r\gh t door at ! left4' ,see also ,drunk>ds2 ,good fell[%ip2 ,temp]ance2 ,w9e4 ,,dr\ghts ,gov]nor ,glasscock ( ,we/ ,virg9ia1 :ile travel+ ?r\gh ,arizona1 notic$ ! dry1 du/y appe>ance ( ! c\ntry4 ,doesn't x ev] ra9 ar\nd "h8 he ask$ "o ( ! natives4 ,ra98 ,! native spat4 ,ra98 ,:y say p>dn]1 !re's bullfrogs 9 ?is y]e t[n ov] five ye>s old t ha9't le>n$ to swim yet6 ,,drunk>ds ,s+ a song ( sick g5ts1 ,pockets full ( rye1 ,f\r & tw5ty highballs1 ,we wi% t we might die4 ,two booze-fi5ds 7 ambl+ homew>d at an e>ly h\r1 aft] be+ out ne>ly all night4 ,don't y\r wife miss y on ^! occasions8 ask$ "o4 ,n (t51 repli$ ! o!r2 %e ?r[s pretty /raight4 ,:]e's old ,f\r-,f+]$ ,pete8 ask$ ,alkali ,ike4 ,i a9't se5 him ar\nd "h s9ce ,i got back4 ,pete8 said ! b>t5d]4 ,oh1 he w5t up to ,hy5a ,tongue & got jagg$4 ,w5t up to a hotel w9d]1 /uck 8 head 9 & holl]$ ',fire6' & ev]ybody did4 ,! ,iri% tal5t = rep>tee has an amus+ illu/ration 9 ,"l ,rossmore's rec5t book ,?+s ,i ,c ,tell4 ,:ile act+ z magi/rate at an ,iri% village1 ,"l ,rossmore said to an old (f5d] br\ght be=e him3 ,y "h aga98 ,yes1 y\r honor4 ,:at's br\ght y "h8 ,two policem51 y\r honor4 ,come1 come1 ,i "k t--drunk aga91 ,i suppose8 ,yes1 y\r honor1 bo? ( !m4 ,! colonel came d[n to breakfa/ ,new ,ye>'s morn+ ) a b&ag$ h&4 ,:y1 colonel1 :at's ! matt]8 !y ask$4 ,conf\nd x all6 ! colonel answ]$1 we _h a little p>ty la/ night1 & "o ( ! y\ng] m5 got intoxicat$ & /epp$ on my h&4 ,,magi/rate--,& :at 0 ! prison] do+8 ,,con/able--,e 7 'av9' a v 'eat$ argum5t ) a cab driv]1 y] wor%ip4 ,,magi/rate--,b t doesn't prove he 0 drunk4 ,,con/able--,ah1 b !re worn't no cab driv] !re1 y] wor%ip4 ,a ,scot* m9i/] & 8 s]vant1 :o 7 com+ home f a w$d+1 began to consid] ! /ate into :i* _! potations at ! w$d+ fea/ _h left !m4 ,s&y1 said ! m9i/]1 j /op a m9ute "h till ,i g ahead4 ,maybe ,i don't walk v /eady & ! good wife might rem>k some?+ n j "r4 ,he walk$ ahead ( ! s]vant = a %ort di/ance & !n ask$3 ,h[ is x8 ,am ,i walk+ /raight8 ,oh1 ay1 answ]$ ,s&y ?ickly1 ye're a' re*t--b :o's t :o's ) ye4 ,a man 9 a v deep /ate ( intoxication 0 %\t+ & kick+ mo/ vigor\sly at a lamp po/1 :5 ! noise attract$ a ne>-by policeman4 ,:at's ! matt]8 he ask$ ! en]getic "o4 ,oh1 nev] m9d1 mi%t]4 ,?a% all "r1 0 ! reply2 ,i "k %e'% home all "r--,i %ee a light up%tairs4 ,a pomp\s little man ) gold-rimm$ spectacles & a ?\ghtful br[ bo>d$ a ,new ,york elevat$ tra9 & took ! only unoccupi$ seat4 ,! man next him _h evid5tly be5 dr9k+4 ,= a :ile ! little man cont5t$ himself ) m]ely sniff+ contemptu\sly at 8 neighbor1 b f9ally he summon$ ! gu>d4 ,conductor1 he dem&$ indignantly1 d y p]mit drunk5 p to ride ^u ?is tra98 ,no1 sir1 repli$ ! gu>d 9 a confid5tial :isp]4 ,b don't say a ^w & /ay :]e y are1 sir4 ,if ye hadn't told me ,i'd nev] h notic$ ye4 ,a noisy bun* tack$ out ( _! club late "o night1 & up ! /reet4 ,!y /opp$ 9 front ( an impos+ resid5ce4 ,aft] consid]able discussion "o ( !m advanc$ & p\nd$ on ! door4 ,a woman /uck h] head out ( a second-/ory w9d[ & dem&$1 none too sweetly3 ,:at d y want8 ,i% ?i% ! resid5ce ( ,mr4 ,smi?8 inquir$ ! man on ! /eps1 ) an elaborate b[4 ,x is4 ,:at d y want8 ,i% x possible ,i h ! honor ( speak9' to ,mis%us ,smi?8 ,yes4 ,:at d y want8 ,de> ,mis%us ,smi?6 ,good ,mis%us ,smi?6 ,w y--hic--come d[n an' pick out ,mr4 ,smi?8 ,! re% ( u want to g home4 ,t clev] & brilliant g5ius1 ,mc,dougall1 :o repres5t$ ,cali=nia 9 ! ,unit$ ,/ates ,s5ate1 0 l _m o!rs ( 8 class some:at addict$ to fi]y /imulants1 & unable to battle long ) !m )\t %[+ ! effect ( ! /ruggle4 ,ev5 9 8 mo/ exhau/$ condition he 01 h[ev]1 brilliant at rep>tee2 b "o night1 at a supp] ( j\rnali/s giv5 to ! late ,george ,d4 ,pr5tice1 a g5ius ( ! same mold & ! same un=tunate habit1 he f\nd a foeman wor?y ( 8 /eel 9 ,g5]al ,john ,co*rane4 ,mc,dougall _h tak5 (f5se at "s anti-slav]y s5tim5ts :i* _h be5 utt]$--x 0 9 w> times--& late 9 ! ev5+ got on 8 legs = ! t5? "t to make a reply4 ,! _s did n move him to utt]ance1 h[ev]2 on ! contr>y1 x q depriv$ him ( ! p[] ( spee*2 & aft] an ineffectual attempt at spee* he sudd5ly conclud$3 ,^? are my s5tim5ts1 sir1 & my "n's ,mc,dougall4 ,i beg ! g5tleman's p>don1 said ,g5]al ,co*rane1 spr++ to 8 feet2 b :at 0 t la/ rem>k8 ,mc,dougall pron\nc$ x aga92 my "n's ,mc,dougall4 ,!re mu/ be "s error1 said ,co*rane1 gravely4 ,i h kn[n ,mr4 ,mc,dougall _m ye>s1 & !re nev] 0 a "t :5 z late z twelve o'clock at night he knew :at 8 "n 04 ,on a pleasant ,sunday aft]noon an old ,g]man & 8 y\nge/ son 7 seat$ 9 ! village inn4 ,! fa!r _h p>tak5 lib]ally ( ! home-brew$ be]1 & 0 w>n+ 8 son aga9/ ! evils ( intemp]ance4 ,nev] dr9k too mu*1 my son4 ,a g5tleman /ops :5 he has en\gh4 ,to be drunk is a disgrace4 ,yes1 ,fa!r1 b h[ c ,i tell :5 ,i h en\gh or am drunk8 ,! old man po9t$ ) 8 f+]4 ,d y see ^? two m5 sitt+ 9 ! corn]8 ,if y see f\r m5 !re1 y w\ld be drunk4 ,! boy look$ long & e>ne/ly4 ,yes1 ,fa!r1 b--b--!re is only "o man 9 t corn]4--,w4 ,k>l ,hilbri*4 ,william ,r4 ,he>/1 :o nev] t\*es liquor1 _h sev]al m5 9 important positions on 8 newspap]s :o 7 n /rang]s to intoxicants4 ,mr4 ,he>/ has a habit ( appe>+ at 8 (fice at unexpect$ times & summon+ 8 *iefs ( dep>tm5ts = in/ructions4 ,"o aft]noon he s5t = ,mr4 ,blank4 ,he hasn't come d[n yet1 sir1 report$ ! (fice boy4 ,please tell ,mr4 ,da% ,i want to see him4 ,he hasn't come d[n yet ei!r4 ,well1 f9d ,mr4 ,/> or ,mr4 ,sun or ,mr4 ,moon--anybody2 ,i want to see "o ( !m at once4 ,a9't none ( 'em "h yet1 sir4 ,y see !re 0 a celebration la/ night &-- ,mr4 ,he>/ sank back 9 8 *air & rem>k$ 9 8 quiet way3 ,= a man :o don't dr9k ,i ?9k ,i suff] m f ! effects ( x ?an anybody 9 ! _w4 ,:at is a drunk5 man l1 ,fool8 ,l a dr[n$ man1 a fool & a madman3 "o draught above heat makes him a fool2 ! second mads him2 & a ?ird dr[ns him4--,%akespe>e4 ,,dyspepsia ,ah1 %e sigh$ = _m ye>s ,i've suff]$ f dyspepsia4 ,& don't y take any?+ = x8 h] fri5d ask$4 ,y look heal?y en\gh4 ,oh1 %e repli$1 ,i hav5't indige/ion3 my husb& has4 ,,e*oes ,an ,am]ican & a ,scotsman 7 walk+ "o day ne> ! foot ( "o ( ! ,scot* m\nta9s4 ,! ,scotsman1 wi%+ to impress ! visitor1 produc$ a fam\s e*o to be he>d 9 t place4 ,:5 ! e*o return$ cle>ly aft] ne>ly f\r m9utes1 ! pr\d ,scotsman1 turn+ to ! ,yankee exclaim$3 ,!re1 mon1 ye canna %[ any?+ l t 9 y\r c\ntry4 ,oh1 ,i don't "k1 said ! ,am]ican1 ,i guess we c bett] t4 ,:y 9 my camp 9 ! ,rockies1 :5 ,i g to b$ ,i j lean out ( my w9d[ & call out1 ',"t to get up3 wake up6' & eight h\rs aft]w>d ! e*o comes back & wakes me4 ,,economy ,an economi/ is usually a man :o c save money by cutt+ d[n "s o!r p]son's exp5ses4 ,economy is go+ )\t some?+ y d want 9 case y %\ld1 "s day1 want some?+ :i* y probably won't want4--,an?ony ,hope4 ,economy is a way ( sp5d+ money )\t gett+ any fun out ( x4 ,!r's lots o' diff]5ce betwe5 ?rift an' try9' t' revive a la/ ye>'s /raw hat4--,abe ,m>t94 ,economy is a great rev5ue4--,cic]o4 ,see also ,dome/ic f9ance2 ,sav+2 ,?rift4 ,,editors ,recipe = an editor3 ,take a p]sonal hatr$ ( au?ors1 ,mix ?is ) a fi5di% delight ,9 refus+ all ef=ts ( g5ius ,& maim+ all poets on sight4 --,life4 ,! city editor ( a great ,new ,york daily 0 kn[n 9 ! newspap] _w z a m>t9et & sev]e discipl9>ian4 ,"s ( 8 cau/ic & bit+ criticisms are classics4 ,once1 h[ev]1 ! tables 7 turn$ ^u him 9 a way t left him spee*less = days4 ,a report] on ! pap] wrote an article t ! city editor did n approve (4 ,! morn+ ( publication ?is report] drift$ into ! (fice & enc\nt]$ 8 *ief1 :o 0 9 a :ite heat ( ang]4 ,c>efully suppress+ ! explosion1 h[ev]1 ! boss />t$ 9 ) om9\s & icy words3 ,mr4 ,blank1 ,i am n go+ to criticize y = :at y h writt54 ,on ! o!r h&1 ,i am pr(\ndly sorry = y4 ,i h wat*$ y\r "w rec5tly1 & x is my op9ion1 rea*$ aft] calm & dispassionate obs]vation1 t y are m5tally unbalanc$4 ,y are insane4 ,y\r m9d is a wreck4 ,y\r fri5ds %\ld take y 9 h&4 ,! v k9de/ sugge/ion ,i c make is t y visit an ali5i/ & place y\rself "u treatm5t4 ,s f> y h %[n no sign ( viol5ce1 b :at ! future holds = y no "o c tell4 ,i say ?is 9 all k9dness & frankness4 ,y are dis*>g$4 ,! report] walk$ out ( ! (fice & w&]$ up to ,bellevue ,hospital4 ,he visit$ ! insane pavilion1 & told ! resid5t surgeon t !re 0 a suspicion t he 0 n all "r m5tally & ask$ to be exam9$4 ,! doctor put him ?r\gh ! regul> r\t9e & !n said1 ,"r z a top4 ,sure8 ask$ ! report]4 ,w y give me a c]tificate to t effect8 ,! doctor said he w\ld & did4 ,clut*+ ! c]tificate tightly 9 8 h& ! report] ent]$ ! (fice an h\r lat]1 walk$ up to ! city editor1 h&$ x to him sil5tly1 & !n blurt$ out1 ,n[ y g get "o4 ,,education ,along 9 ! sixties ,pat ,casey pu%$ a :eelb>r[ across ! pla9s f ,/4 ,joseph1 ,mo41 to ,georget[n1 ,colo41 & %ortly aft] t he /ruck x ri*2 9 fact1 he 0 cr$it$ ) hav+ m weal? ?an any "o else 9 ,colorado4 ,a man ( great %rewdness & ability1 he 0 exce$+ly s5sitive ov] 8 inability to read or write4 ,"o day an old-tim] met him )3 ,h[ are y gett+ along1 ,pat8 ,g 'way f me n[1 said ,pat g5ially1 me head's bu/9' wid bus9ess4 ,x takes two lid-p9cils a day to d me wurruk4 ,a catalog ( f>m+ implem5ts s5t out by ! manufactur] f9ally f\nd its way to a di/ant m\nta9 village :]e x 0 evid5tly welcom$ ) int]e/4 ,! firm receiv$ a c>efully writt51 if some:at clumsily express$ lett] f a s\!rn crack] ask+ fur!r p>ticul>s ab\t "o ( ! li/$ articles4 ,to ?is1 9 ! usual c\rse ( bus9ess1 0 s5t a type-writt5 answ]4 ,almo/ by return mail came a reply3 ,y fell[s ne$ n ?9k y are s all-fir$ sm>t1 & y ne$ n pr9t y\r lett]s to me4 ,i c read writ+4 ,,effici5cy ,an ,am]ican motori/ w5t to ,g]many 9 8 c> to ! army maneuv]s4 ,he 0 especially impress$ ) ! ,g]man motor ambulances4 ,z ! t\ri/ wat*$ ! maneuv]s f a seat "u a tree1 ! axle ( "o ( ! motor ambulances broke4 ,in/antly ! man leap$ out1 ran into ! village1 return$ 9 a jiffy ) a new axle1 fix$ x 9 place ) wond]ful skill1 & teuff$-teuff$ (f aga9 almo/ z good z new4 ,!re's effici5cy = y1 said ! ,am]ican admirably4 ,!re's ,g]man effici5cy = y4 ,no matt] :at breaks1 !re's always a /ock at h& f :i* to supply ! ne$$ "p4 ,& prais+ ! rem>kable in/ance ( ,g]man effici5cy he _h j witness$1 ! t\ri/ return$ to ! village & ord]$ up 8 c>4 ,b he c\ldn't use x4 ,! axle 0 miss+4 ,a curi\s little man sat next an eld]ly1 prosp]\s look+ man 9 a smok+ c>4 ,h[ _m p "w 9 y\r (fice8 he ask$4 ,oh1 respond$ ! eld]ly man1 gett+ up & ?r[+ away 8 cig>1 ,i %\ld say1 at a r\gh guess1 ab\t two-?irds ( !m4 ,,egotism ,9 ! ,*icago s*ools a boy refus$ to sew1 ?9k+ x bel[ ! dignity ( a man ( t5 ye>s4 ,:y1 said ! tea*]1 ,george ,wa%+ton did 8 own sew+ 9 ! w>s1 & d y ?9k y are bett] ?an ,george ,wa%+ton8 ,i don't "k1 repli$ ! boy s]i\sly4 ,only "t c tell t4 ,john ,d4 ,rockefell] tells ?is /ory on himself3 ,golf+ "o bright w9t] day ,i _h = caddie a boy :o didn't "k me4 ,an un=tunate /roke l&$ me 9 clump ( high grass4 ',my1 my1' ,i said1 ':at am ,i to d n[8' ',see t !re tree8' said ! boy1 po9t+ to a tall tree a mile away4 ',well1 drive /raight = t4' ,i l(t$ vigor\sly1 &1 =tunately1 my ball so>$ up into ! air2 x l&$1 & x roll$ "r on to ! putt+ gre54 ',h['s t1 my boy8' ,i cri$4 ,! caddie />$ at me ) envi\s eyes4 ',gee1 boss1' he said1 'if ,i _h y\r /r5g? & y _h my bra9s :at a pair we'd make6' ,! late ,m>%all ,field _h a v small (fice-boy :o came to ! great m]*ant "o day ) a reque/ = an increase 9 wages4 ,huh6 said ,mr4 ,field1 look+ at him z if ?r\gh a magnify+-glass4 ,want a raise1 d y8 ,h[ mu* are y gett+8 ,?ree doll>s a week1 *irp$ ! little *ap4 ,?ree doll>s a week6 exclaim$ 8 employ]4 ,:y1 :5 ,i 0 y\r age ,i only got two doll>s4 ,oh1 well1 t's diff]5t1 pip$ ! y\ng/]4 ,i guess y w]5't wor? any m4 ,"h's to ! man :o is wise/ & be/1 ,"h's to ! man :o ) judgm5t is ble/4 ,"h's to ! man :o's z sm>t z c be-- ,i mean ! man :o agrees ) me4 ,,elections ,9 ,/4 ,l\is !re is "o w>d t is full ( brew]ies & ,g]mans4 ,9 a rec5t election a local option "q 0 up4 ,aft] ! election "s ,g]mans 7 c\nt+ ! votes4 ,"o ,g]man 0 call+ (f & ano!r tak+ d[n ! option votes4 ,! fir/ ,g]man1 runn+ rapidly ?r\gh ! ballots1 said3 ,vet1 vet1 vet1 vet1444 ,sudd5ly he /opp$4 ,me9 ,gott6 he cri$3 ,dry6 ,!n he w5t on--,vet1 vet1 vet1 vet1444 ,pres5tly he /opp$ aga9 & mopp$ 8 br[4 ,himmel6 he said4 ,d] son ( a gun repeat$6 ,,willis--,:at's ! election today =8 ,anybody happ5 to "k8 ,,gillis--,x is to det]m9e :e!r we %all h a conv5tion to nom9ate delegates :o w be vot$ on z to :e!r !y w att5d a caucus :i* w decide :e!r we %all h a prim>y to det]m9e :e!r ! p want to vote on ?is same "q aga9 next ye>4--,puck4 ,"o ye>1 :5 ! y\ng/]s ( a c]ta9 ,ill9ois village met = ! purpose ( elect+ a capta9 ( _! baseball team = ! com+ season1 x appe>$ t !re 7 an excessive numb] ( c&idates = ! po/1 ) m ?an ! usual wrangl+4 ,y\ng/] aft] y\ng/] pres5t$ 8 qualifications = ! po/2 & ! matt] 0 /ill undecid$ :5 ! son ( ! own] ( ! ball-field /ood up4 ,he 0 a small1 snub-nos$ lad1 ) a pl5tiful supply ( freckles1 b he glanc$ ab\t him ) a dignifi$ air ( controll+ ! situation4 ,i'm go+ to be capta9 ?is ye>1 he ann\nc$ conv9c+ly1 or else ,fa!r's old bull is go+ to be turn$ into ! field4 ,he 0 elect$ unanim\sly4--,f5imore ,m>t94 ,i consid] bi5nial elections z a security t ! sob] second ?\ght ( ! p %all be law4--,fi%] ,ames4 ,,electricity ,9 s*ool a boy 0 ask$ ?is "q 9 physics3 ,:at is ! diff]5ce betwe5 lightn+ & electricity8 ,& he answ]$3 ,well1 y don't h to pay = lightn+4 ,,emb>rass+ ,,situations ,a "y g5tleman 0 sp5d+ ! week-end at little ,willie's cottage at ,atlantic ,city1 & on ,sunday ev5+ aft] d9n]1 !re be+ a sc>city ( *airs on ! cr[d$ piazza1 ! "y g5tleman took ,willie on 8 lap4 ,!n1 dur+ a pause 9 ! conv]sation1 little ,willie look$ up at ! "y g5tleman & pip$3 ,am ,i z heavy z si/] ,mabel8 ,! late ,*>les ,coghlan 0 a man ( great wit & res\rce4 ,:5 he 0 liv+ 9 ,london1 8 wife />t$ = an out-(-t[n visit4 ,= "s reason %e f\nd x necess>y to return home1 & on h] way ?i!r %e saw h] husb& /ep out ( a cab & h& a lady f x4 ,mrs4 ,coghlan confront$ ! pair4 ,! actor 0 equal to ! situation4 ,my de>1 he said to 8 wife1 all[ me to pres5t ,miss ,blank4 ,mrs4 ,coghlan1 ,miss ,blank4 ,! two b[$ coldly :ile ,coghlan quickly add$3 ,i "k y ladies h ev] s _m ?+s y want to say to ea* o!r1 s ,i w ask to be excus$4 ,he lift$ 8 hat1 /epp$ into ! cab1 & 0 :irl$ away4 ,! ev5+ call]s 7 *att+ gaily ) ! ,k9t]bys :5 a patt] ( little feet 0 he>d f ! head ( ! /airs4 ,mrs4 ,k9t]by rais$ h] h&1 w>n+ ! o!rs to sil5ce4 ,hu%6 %e said1 s(tly4 ,! *ildr5 are go+ to deliv] _! 'good-night' message4 ,x always gives me a feel+ ( rev]5ce to he> !m--!y are s mu* ne>] ! ,creator ?an we are1 & !y speak ! love t is 9 _! little he>ts nev] s fully z :5 ! d>k has come4 ,li/56 ,!re 0 a mom5t ( t5se sil5ce4 ,!n--,mama1 came ! message 9 a %rill :isp]1 ,willy f\nd a b$bug6 ,i 0 9 an awkw>d pr$icam5t ye/]day morn+1 said a husb& to ano!r4 ,h[ 0 t8 ,:y1 ,i came home late1 & my wife he>d me & said1 ',john1 :at "t is x8' & ,i said1 ',only twelve1 my de>1' & j !n t cuckoo clock ( ours sang out ?ree times4 ,:at did y d8 ,:y1 ,i j _h to /& !re & cuckoo n9e times m4 ,y\r husb& w be all "r n[1 said an ,engli% doctor to a woman ^: husb& 0 dang]\sly ill4 ,:at d y mean8 dem&$ ! wife4 ,y told me 'e c\ldn't live a =tnight4 ,well1 ,i'm go+ to cure him1 aft] all1 said ! doctor4 ,surely y are glad8 ,! woman wr9kl$ h] br[s4 ,puts me 9 a bit ( an 'ole1 %e said4 ,i've b9 an' sold all 'is clo!s to pay = 'is fun]al4 ,,employ]s ,,& ,,employees ,y want m money8 ,:y1 my boy1 ,i work$ ?ree ye>s = #aa a mon? "r 9 ?is e/abli%m5t1 & n[ ,i'm own] ( x4 ,well1 y see :at happ5$ to y\r boss4 ,no man :o treats 8 help t way c hang on to 8 bus9ess4 ,,e>ne/ ,,"y ,,man--,h y any advice to a /ruggl+ "y employee8 ,,frank ,,old ,,g5tleman--,yes4 ,don't "w4 ,,e>ne/ ,,"y ,,man--,don't "w8 ,,frank ,,old ,,g5tleman--,no4 ,become an employ]4 ,g5]al ,b5jam9 ,f4 ,butl] built a h\se 9 ,wa%+ton on ! same plans z 8 home 9 ,l[ell1 ,mass41 & 8 /udies 7 furni%$ 9 exactly ! same way4 ,he & 8 secret>y1 ,m4 ,w4 ,clancy1 aft]w>d ,city ,cl]k ( ,wa%+ton = _m ye>s1 7 con/antly travel+ betwe5 ! two places4 ,"o day a s5ator call$ ^u ,g5]al ,butl] 9 ,l[ell & ! next day 9 ,wa%+ton to f9d him & 8 secret>y engag$ ^u ! same "w t _h occupi$ !m 9 ,massa*usetts4 ,heav5s1 ,clancy1 don't y ev] /op8 ,no1 int]pos$ ,g5]al ,butl]1 ',satan f9ds "s mi*ief /ill ,= idle h&s to d4' ,clancy arose & b[$1 say+3 ,g5]al1 ,i nev] 0 sure until n[ :at my employ] 04 ,i _h he>d ! rumor1 b ,i always discr$it$ x4 ,w4,j4 7,f+y7 ,conn]s1 ! ,new ,york politician1 :o is n precisely a ,*e/]field1 secur$ 8 fir/ great freight-h&l+ contract :5 he 0 a r\/ab\t on ! ,buffalo docks4 ,:5 ! job 0 ab\t to beg9 he call$ a ?\s& burly dock-wallop]s to ord]1 z n>rat$ by "o ( 8 bus9ess fri5ds3 ,n[1 ro>$ ,conn]s1 yez are to worruk = me1 & ,i want iv]y man "h to und]/& :at's :at4 ,i k9 lick anny man 9 ! gang4 ,n9e hundr$ & n9ety-n9e swall[$ ! insult1 b "o huge1 d\ble-fi/$ w>rior mov$ uneasily & /epp+ f ! l9e he said ,y c't lick me1 ,jim ,conn]s4 ,i c't1 c't ,i8 bell[$ ,f+y4 ,no1 y c't 0 ! det]m9$ response4 ,oh1 well1 ?91 g to ! (fice & git y\r money1 said ,f+y4 ,i'll h no man 9 me gang t ,i c't lick4 ,outside 8 own clev]ness !re is no?+ t s delights ,mr4 ,wigg9s z a game ( baseball1 & :5 he gets a *ance to exploit ! two1 bo? at ! same "t1 he may be said to be ! happie/ man 9 ! _w4 ,h5ce x 0 t ! o!r day1 :5 little r$ head$ ,willie ,mulligan1 8 (fice boy1 came sniff+ into 8 pres5ce to ask = ! aft]noon (f t he might att5d 8 gr&fa!r's fun]al1 ,wigg9s deem$ x a ma/]ly /roke to answ]3 ,:y1 c]ta9ly1 ,willie4 ,:at's m1 my boy1 if y'll wait = me ,i'll g ) y4 ,all "r1 sir1 sniff$ ,willie z he return$ to 8 desk & wait$ pati5tly4 ,&1 lo & behold1 poor little ,willie _h told ! tru?1 & :5 he & ,wigg9s />t$ out toge!r ! latt] n only lo/ "o ( ! be/ games ( ! season1 b _h to att5d ! obsequies ( an old lady 9 :om he _h no int]e/ :atev] z well4 ,,*ief ,,cl]k 7to (fice boy7--,:y on e>? don't y laugh :5 ! boss tells a joke8 ,,(fice ,,boy--,i don't h to2 ,i quit on ,saturday4--,satire4 ,james ,j4 ,hill1 ! ,railway ,k+1 told ! foll[+ amus+ incid5t t happ5$ on "o ( 8 roads3 ,"o ( our division sup]9t5d5ts _h receiv$ num]\s compla9ts t freight tra9s 7 9 ! habit ( /opp+ on a grade cross+ 9 a c]ta9 small t[n1 !reby block+ travel = long p]iods4 ,he issu$ ord]s1 b /ill ! compla9ts came 94 ,f9ally he decid$ to inve/igate p]sonally4 ,a %ort man 9 size & v excitable1 he w5t d[n to ! cross+1 &1 sure en\gh1 !re /ood1 9 defiance ( 8 ord]s1 a long freight tra91 an*or$ squ>ely across x4 ,a brakeman :o didn't "k him by sight sat complac5tly on ! top ( ! c>4 ',move t tra9 on6' sputt]$ ! little 'sup]4' ',get x (f ! cross+ s p c pass4 ,move on1 ,i say6' ,! brakeman survey$ ! tempe/u\s little man f head to foot4 ',y g to ! deuce1 y little %rimp1' he repli$4 ',y're small en\gh to crawl "u4' ,,enemies ,an old man :o _h l$ a s9ful life 0 dy+1 & 8 wife s5t = a ne>-by prea*] to pray ) him4 ,! prea*] sp5t "s "t pray+ & talk+1 & f9ally ! old man said3 ,:at d y want me to d1 ,p>son8 ,r5\nce ! ,devil1 r5\nce ! ,devil1 repli$ ! prea*]4 ,well1 b1 ,p>son1 prote/$ ! dy+ man1 ,i a9't 9 position to make any enemies4 ,x is bett] to decide a diff]5ce betwe5 enemies ?an fri5ds1 = "o ( our fri5ds w c]ta9ly become an enemy & "o ( our enemies a fri5d4--,bias4 ,! _w is l>ge :5 its we>y leagues two lov+ he>ts divide2 ,b ! _w is small :5 y\r enemy is loose on ! o!r side4 --,john ,boyle ,o',reilly4 ,,engl& ,see ,great ,brita94 ,,engli% ,,language ,a popul> hotel 9 ,rome has a sign 9 ! elevator read+3 ,please d n t\* ! ,lift at y\r own risk4 ,! class at ,heidelb]g 0 /udy+ ,engli% conjugations1 & ea* v]b consid]$ 0 us$ 9 a model s5t5ce1 s t ! /ud5ts w\ld ga9 ! b5efit ( pron\nc+ ! connect$ s]ies ( words1 z well z le>n+ ! v>y+ =ms ( ! v]b4 ,?is morn+ x 0 ! v]b to h 9 ! s5t5ce1 ,i h a gold m9e4 ,h]r ,s*mitz 0 call$ to 8 feet by ,pr(essor ,wulff4 ,conjugate 'd haff' 9 d] s5t5ce1 ',i haff a golt m9e1 ! pr(essor ord]$4 ,i haff a golt m9e1 du ha/ a golt de91 he hass a golt hiss4 ,ve1 y or dey haff a golt ours1 y\rs or deirs1 z de case may be4 ,language is ! expression ( ideas1 & if ! p ( "o c\ntry _c pres]ve an id5tity ( ideas1 !y _c reta9 an id5tity ( language4--,noah ,web/]4 ,,engli%m5 ,he :o laughs la/ is an ,engli%man4--,pr9ceton ,tig]4 ,nat ,goodwill 0 at ! club ) an ,engli% fri5d & became ! c5t] ( an appreciative gr\p4 ,a cig> man (f]$ ! com$ian a cig>1 say+ t x 0 a new production4 ,) ea* cig>1 y und]/&1 ! promot] said1 ,i w give a c\pon1 & :5 y h smok$ ?ree ?\s& ( !m y may br+ ! c\pons to me & ex*ange !m = a gr& piano4 ,nat sniff$ ! cig>1 p9*$ x g5tly1 & !n repli$3 ,if ,i smok$ ?ree ?\s& ( ^! cig>s ,i ?9k ,i w\ld ne$ a h>p in/ead ( a gr& piano4 ,!re 0 a bur/ ( laught] 9 :i* ! ,engli%man did n jo91 b pres5tly he explod$ ) m]rim5t4 ,i see ! po9t he exclaim$4 ,be+ an actor1 y h to travel ar\nd ! c\ntry a great deal & a h>p w\ld be s mu* m conv5i5t to c>ry4 ,,en?usiasm ,!odore ,watts1 says ,*>les ,r[ley 9 8 book ,fifty ,ye>s ( ,"w ,)\t ,wages1 tells a good /ory aga9/ himself4 ,a nature en?usia/1 he 0 climb+ ,sn[don1 & ov]took an old gypsy woman4 ,he began to dilate ^u ! sublimity ( ! sc5]y1 9 some:at gu%+ phrases4 ,! woman paid no att5tion to him4 ,provok$ by h] irresponsiv5ess1 he said1 ,y don't seem to c>e = ?is magnific5t sc5]y8 ,%e took ! pipe f h] m\? & deliv]$ ?is settl]3 ,i enjies x2 ,i don't jabb]4 ,,epitaphs ,,little ,,cl>5ce--,pa6 ,,8 ,,fa!r--,well1 my son8 ,,little ,,cl>5ce--,i took a walk ?r\gh ! cemet]y to-day & read ! inscriptions on ! tomb/ones4 ,,8 ,,fa!r--,& :at 7 y\r ?\ghts aft] y _h done s8 ,,little ,,cl>5ce--,:y1 pa1 ,i wond]$ :]e all ! wick$ p 7 buri$4--,judge4 ,! wid[] _h j tak5 8 f\r? wife & 0 %[+ h] ar\nd ! village4 ,among ! places visit$ 0 ! *ur*y>d1 & ! bride paus$ be=e a v elaborate tomb/one t _h be5 erect$ by ! bridegroom4 ,be+ a little ne>sight$ %e ask$ him to read ! inscription1 & 9 rev]5t tones he read3 ,"h lies ,susan1 belov$ wife ( ,john ,smi?2 also ,jane1 belov$ wife ( ,john ,smi?2 also ,m>y1 belov$ wife ( ,john ,smi?-- ,he paus$ abruptly1 & ! bride1 lean+ =w>d to see ! bottom l9e1 read1 to h] horror3 ,be ,ye ,also ,ready4 ,a man wi%$ to h some?+ orig9al on 8 wife's head/one & hit ^u1 ,"l1 %e 0 ,?9e4 ,he _h 8 own ideas ( ! size ( ! lett]s & ! space betwe5 words1 & gave in/ructions to ! /onemason4 ,! latt] c>ri$ !m out all "r1 except t he c\ld n get 9 ! ,e 9 ,?9e4 ,9 a cemet]y at ,middlebury1 ,vt41 is a /one1 erect$ by a wid[ to h] lov+ husb&1 be>+ ?is inscription3 ,re/ 9 peace--until we meet aga94 ,an epitaph 9 an old ,moravian cemet]y reads ?us3 ,rememb]1 fri5d1 z y pass by1 ,z y are n[1 s once 0 ,i2 ,z ,i am n[ ?us y mu/ be1 ,s be prep>$ to foll[ me4 ,!re _h be5 writt5 und]nea? 9 p5cil1 presumably by "s wag3 ,to foll[ y ,i'm n cont5t ,till ,i f9d out :i* way y w5t4 ,i expect$ x1 b ,i didn't expect x q s soon4--,life4 ,aft] ,life's sc>let fev] ,i sleep well4 ,"h lies ! body ( ,s>ah ,sexton1 ,:o nev] did aught to vex "o4 7,n l ! woman "u ! next /one47 ,z a g5]al ?+1 ! writ] ( epitaphs is a monum5tal li>4--,john ,e4 ,ross]4 ,m>ia ,br[n1 ,wife ( ,timo?y ,br[n1 ag$ #hj ye>s4 ,%e liv$ ) h] husb& fifty ye>s1 & di$ 9 ! confid5t hope ( a bett] life4 ,"h lies ! body ( ,eno* ,hold51 :o di$ sudd5ly & unexpect$ly by be+ kick$ to dea? by a c[4 ,well done1 good & fai?ful s]vant6 ,a b]eav$ husb& feel+ 8 loss v ke5ly f\nd x desirable to div]t 8 m9d by travel+ abroad4 ,be=e 8 dep>ture1 h[ev]1 he left ord]s = a tomb/one ) ! inscription3 ,! light ( my life has gone out4 ,travel br\ght unexpect$ & spe$y relief1 & be=e ! "t = 8 return he _h tak5 ano!r wife4 ,x 0 !n t he rememb]$ ! inscription1 & ?9k+ x w\ld n be pleas+ to 8 new wife1 he wrote to ! /one-cutt]1 ask+ t he ex]cise 8 +5uity 9 adapt+ x to ! new conditions4 ,aft] 8 return he took 8 new wife to see ! tomb/one & f\nd t ! inscription _h be5 made to read3 ,! light ( my life has gone out1 ,b ,i h /ruck ano!r mat*4 ,"h lies ,b]n>d ,lightfoot1 ,:o 0 accid5tally kill$ 9 ! =ty-fif? ye> ( 8 age4 ,?is monum5t 0 erect$ by 8 grateful family4 ,i ?\ght x mu%room :5 ,i f\nd ,x 9 ! woods1 =sak52 ,b s9ce ,i sleep b5ea? ?is m\nd1 ,i mu/ h be5 mi/ak54 ,on ! tomb/one ( a ,mr4 ,box appe>s ?is inscription3 ,"h lies "o ,box )9 ano!r4 ,! "o ( wood 0 v good1 ,we _c say s mu* = t'o!r4 ,nobles & h]alds by y\r leave1 ,"h lies :at once 0 ,mat!w ,prior2 ,! son ( ,adam & ( ,eve2 ,c ,b\rbon or ,nassau claim high]8 --,prior4 ,k9d read]6 take y\r *oice to cry or laugh2 ,"h ,h>old lies-b :]e's 8 ,epitaph8 ,if su* y seek1 try ,we/m9/]1 & view ,t5 ?\s&1 j z fit = him z y4 --,byron4 ,i conceive disgu/ at ^! imp]t95t & misbecom+ famili>ities inscrib$ ^u y\r ord9>y tomb/one4--,*>les ,lamb4 ,,epi!ts ,john ,fiske1 ! hi/orian1 0 once int]rupt$ by 8 wife1 :o compla9$ t _! son _h be5 v disrespectful to "s neighbors4 ,mr4 ,fiske call$ ! y\ng/] into 8 /udy4 ,my boy1 is x true t y call$ ,mrs4 ,jones a fool8 ,! boy hung 8 head4 ,yes1 fa!r4 ,& did y call ,mr4 ,jones a worse fool8 ,yes1 fa!r4 ,mr4 ,fiske fr[n$ & pond]$ = a m9ute4 ,!n he said3 ,well1 my son1 t is j ab\t ! di/9ction ,i %\ld make4 ,see t man ov] !re4 ,he is a bomba/ic mutt1 a w9djamm] non5tity1 a false al>m1 & an encumb]] ( ! e>?6 ,w\ld y m9d writ+ all t d[n = me8 ,:y 9 ! _w-- ,he's my husb&1 & ,i %\ld l to use x on him "s "t4 ,,equality ,z "o ( ! ,:ite ,/> /eam%ips came up ,new ,york h>bor ! o!r day1 a grimy coal b>ge float$ imm$iately 9 front ( h]4 ,cle> out ( ! way ) t old mud sc[6 %\t$ an (fic] on ! bridge4 ,a r\nd1 sun-br[n$ face appe>$ ov] ! cab9 hat*way4 ,are ye ! capta9 ( t vessel8 ,no1 answ]$ ! (fic]4 ,!n spake to y] equals4 ,i'm ! capta9 o' ?is6 came f ! b>ge4 ,,erm9e ,said an envi\s1 erudite erm9e3 ,!re's "o ?+ ,i _c det]m9e3 ,:5 a man we>s my coat1 ,he's a p]son ( note1 ,:ile ,i'm b a species ( v]m96 ,,escapes ,!re 0 once a *ap :o w5t skat+ too e>ly & all ( a sudd5 t aft]noon l\d cries = help began to e*o among ! bleak hills t surr\nd$ ! skat+ pond4 ,a f>m]1 cobbl+ 8 boots be=e 8 kit*5 fire he>d ! %\ts & yells1 & ran to ! pond at break-neck spe$4 ,he saw a l>ge black hole 9 ! ice1 & a pale "y fell[ /ood ) *att]+ tee? %\ld]-deep 9 ! cold wat]4 ,! f>m] laid a bo>d on ! ?9 ice & crawl$ out on x to ! edge ( ! hole4 ,!n1 ext5d+ 8 h&1 he said3 ,"h1 come ov] ?is way1 & ,i'll lift y out4 ,no1 ,i c't swim1 0 ! impati5t reply4 ,?r[ a rope to me4 ,hurry up4 ,x's cold 9 "h4 ,i a9't got no rope1 said ! f>m]2 & he add$ angrily4 ,:at if y c't swim y c wade1 ,i guess6 ,! wat]'s only up to y\r %\ld]s4 ,up to my %\ld]s8 said ! "y fell[4 ,x's eight feet deep if x's an in*4 ,i'm /&+ on ! bla/$ fat man :o broke ! ice6 ,,e?ics ,my e?ical /ate1 ,7 ,i weal?y & great1 ,is a subject y wi% ,i'd reply on4 ,n[ :o c =esee ,:at 8 morals might be8 ,:at w\ld y\rs be if y 7 a lion8 --,m>tial2 tr4 by ,paul ,nixon4 ,,etiquet ,a ,bo/on girl ! o!r day said to a s\!rn fri5d :o 0 visit+ h]1 z two m5 rose 9 a c> to give !m seats3 ,oh1 ,i wi% !y w\ld n d x4 ,:y n8 ,i ?9k x is v nice ( !m1 said h] fri5d1 settl+ h]self com=tably4 ,yes1 b "o c't ?ank !m1 y "k1 & x is s awkw>d4 ,c't ?ank !m6 ,:y n8 ,:y1 y w\ld n speak to a /range man1 w\ld y8 said ! ,bo/on maid51 to ! a/oni%m5t ( h] s\!rn fri5d4 ,a little girl on ! tra9 to ,pittsburgh 0 *ew+ gum4 ,n only t1 b %e insi/$ on pull+ x out 9 long /r+s & lett+ x fall back into h] m\? aga94 ,mabel6 said h] "m 9 a horrifi$ :isp]4 ,mabel1 don't d t4 ,*ew y\r gum l a little lady4 ,,little ,,bro!r--,:at's etiquet8 ,,little ,,bigg] ,,bro!r--,x's say+ ',no1 ?ank y1' :5 y want to holl] ',gimme6'--,judge4 ,a ,lady !re 0 ( ,antigua1 ,:o said to h] sp\se1 ,:at a pig y are6 ,he answ]$1 ,my que51 ,is x mann]s y mean1 ,or d y ref] to my figure8 --,gilb]t ,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,!y 7 at d9n] & ! da9ties 7 on ! table4 ,w y take t>t or pudd+8 ask$ ,papa ( ,tommy4 ,t>t1 said ,tommy promptly4 ,8 fa!r sigh$ z he recall$ ! _m lessons on mann]s he _h giv5 ! boy4 ,t>t1 :at8 he qu]i$ k9dly4 ,b ,tommy's eyes 7 glu$ on ! pa/ry4 ,t>t1 :at8 ask$ ! fa!r aga91 %>ply ?is "t4 ,t>t1 fir/1 answ]$ ,tommy triumphantly4 ,,tommy',s ,,aunt--,won't y h ano!r piece ( cake1 ,tommy8 ,,tommy 7on a visit7--,no1 ,i ?ank y4 ,,tommy',s ,,aunt--,y seem to be suff]+ f loss ( appetite4 ,,tommy--,t a9't loss ( appetite4 ,:at ,i'm suff]9' f is polit5ess4 ,!re 0 a "y man s b5ight$1 ,he nev] knew :5 he 0 slight$2 ,he w\ld g to a p>ty1 ,& eat j z he>ty1 ,z if he'd be5 really invit$4 ,,european ,,w> ,,(fic] 7z ,private ,atk9s worms 8 way t[>d ! enemy7--,y fool6 ,come back at once6 ,,tommy--,no bally fe>1 sir6 ,!re's a hornet 9 ! tr5*4--,pun*4 ,y c tell an ,engli%man n[adays by ! way he holds 8 head up4 ,pride1 eh8 ,no1 ,zeppel9 neck4 ,,little ,,girl 7:o has be5 sitt+ v /ill ) a s]aphic expression7--,i wi% ,i 0 an angel1 "m6 ,,"m--,:at makes y say t1 d>l+8 ,,little ,,girl--,because !n ,i c\ld drop bombs on ! ,g]mans6--,pun*4 ,f a sailor's lett] to 8 wife3 ,de> ,jane1--,i am s5d+ y a po/al ord] = #ajs41 :i* ,i hope y may get--b y may n--z ?is lett] has to pass ! ,c5sor4 --,pun*4 ,two c\ntry d>kies li/5$1 awe-/ruck1 :ile "s plant]s discuss$ ! trem5d\s range ( ! new ,g]man guns4 ,d> n[1 exclaim$ "o negro1 :5 8 ma/] _h f9i%$ expatiat+ on ! hide\s havoc wr\ght by a =ty-two-c5timet] %ell1 jes' lak ,i b9 tell9' yo' niggehs all de "t6 ,don' le's h no guns lak dem r\n' heah6 ,:y1 u niggehs c\ld />t runn9' erway1 run all day1 git almos' home free1 an' d5 git kilt jus' befo' suppeh6 ,dat's de trufe1 ass5t$ 8 companion1 an' lemme tell yo' sump9' else1 ,bo4 ,all dem guns ne$s is jus' yo' ad-dress1 dat's all2 jes' giv' em de ad-dress an' !y'll git yo'4 ,see also ,w>4 ,,evid5ce ,f a cr[d ( rah-rah college boys celebrat+ a crew victory1 a policeman _h manag$ to extract two prison]s4 ,:at is ! *>ge aga9/ ^! "y m58 ask$ ! magi/rate be=e :om !y 7 arraign$4 ,di/urb9' ! peace1 y] honor1 said ! policeman4 ,!y 7 giv9' _! college yells 9 ! /reet an' mak9' tr\ble g5]ally4 ,:at is y\r "n8 ! judge ask$ "o ( ! prison]s4 ,ro-ro-rob]t ,ro-ro-roll9s1 /utt]$ ! y\?4 ,i ask$ = y\r "n1 sir1 n ! evid5ce4 ,maud ,mull]1 on a summ] night1 ,turn$ d[n ! only p>lor light4 ,! judge1 beside h]1 :isp]$ ?+s ,( w$d+ bells & diamond r+s4 ,he spoke 8 love 9 burn+ phrase1 ,& act$ fooli% =ty ways4 ,:5 he _h gone ,maud gave a laugh ,& !n turn$ (f ! dictagraph4 --,milwaukee ,s5t9el4 ,"o day a ho/ess ask$ a well kn[n ,p>isian judge3 ,y\r ,honor1 :i* d y pref]1 ,burgundy or ,bordeaux8 ,madame1 t is a case 9 :i* ,i h s mu* pleasure 9 tak+ ! evid5ce t ,i always po/pone judgm5t1 0 ! wily juri/'s reply4 ,see also ,c\rts2 ,witnesses4 ,,exam9ations ,an in/ructor 9 a *ur* s*ool :]e mu* att5tion 0 paid to sacr$ hi/ory1 dwelt p>ticul>ly on ! phrase ,& ,eno* 0 n1 = ,god took him4 ,s _m times 0 ?is repeat$ 9 connection ) ! dea? ( ,eno* t he ?\ght ev5 ! dulle/ pupil w\ld answ] correctly :5 ask$ 9 exam9ation3 ,/ate 9 ! exact language ( ! ,bible :at is said ( ,eno*'s dea?4 ,b ?is 0 ! answ] he got3 ,eno* 0 n :at ,god took him =4 ,a memb] ( ! faculty ( ! ,univ]sity ( ,wiscons9 tells ( "s amus+ replies made by a pupil und]go+ an exam9ation 9 ,engli%4 ,! c&idate _h be5 in/ruct$ to write out examples ( ! indicative1 ! subjunctive1 ! pot5tial & ! exclamatory moods4 ,8 ef=ts result$ z foll[s3 ,i am endeavor+ to pass an ,engli% exam9ation4 ,if ,i answ] tw5ty que/ions ,i %all pass4 ,if ,i answ] twelve que/ions ,i may pass4 ,god help me6 ,! foll[+ selection ( mi/akes 9 exam9ations may conv9ce almo/ any "o t !re are "s peaks ( ignorance :i* he has yet to climb3 ,magna ,*>ta said t ! ,k+ _h no "r to br+ soldi]s into a lady's h\se & tell h] to m9d !m4 ,panama is a t[n ( ,colombo1 :]e !y are try+ to make an i/hmus4 ,! ?ree highe/ m\nta9s 9 ,scotl& are ,b5 ,nevis1 ,b5 ,lomond & ,b5 ,jonson4 ,wolsey sav$ 8 life by dy+ on ! way f ,york to ,london4 ,bigamy is :5 a man tries to s]ve two ma/]s4 ,^? melodi\s bur/s t fill ! spaci\s days ( great ,elizabe? ref]s to ! songs t ,que5 ,elizabe? us$ to write 9 h] sp>e "t4 ,t5nyson wrote a poem call$ ,grave's ,en]gy4 ,! ,rump ,p>liam5t consi/$ entirely ( ,cromwell's /alactites4 ,! plural ( sp\se is spice4 ,que5 ,elizabe? rode a :ite horse f ,k5ilwor? ?r\gh ,cov5try ) no?+ on1 & ,raleigh (f]$ h] 8 cloak4 ,! law all[+ only "o wife is call$ monotony4 ,:5 ,engl& 0 plac$ "u an ,int]dict ! ,pope /opp$ all bir?s1 m>riages & dea?s = a ye>4 ,! ,pyramids are a range ( m\nta9s betwe5 ,france & ,spa94 ,! gods ( ! ,indians are *iefly ,mahomm$ & ,buddha1 & 9 _! sp>e "t !y d lots ( c>v+4 ,e "o ne$s a holiday f "o ye>'s end to ano!r4 ,! ,sev5 ,great ,p[]s ( ,europe are gravity1 electricity1 /eam1 gas1 fly-:eels1 & motors1 & ,mr4 ,lloyd ,george4 ,! hydra 0 m>ri$ to ,h5ry ,,viii4 ,:5 he cut (f h] head ano!r sprung up4 ,lib]ty ( consci5ce means do+ wrong & n worry+ ab\t x aft]w>d4 ,! ,habeas ,corpus act 0 t no "o ne$ /ay 9 prison long] ?an he lik$4 ,becket put on a camel-air %irt & 8 life at once became dang]\s4 ,! two races liv+ 9 ! nor? ( ,europe are ,esquimaux & ,ar*angels4 ,skeleton is :at y h left :5 y take a man's insides out & 8 outsides (f4 ,ellipsis is :5 y =get to kiss4 ,a bi%op )\t a diocese is call$ a suffragette4 ,artificial p]spiration is ! way to make a p]son alive :5 !y are only j dead4 ,a night wat*man is a man employ$ to sleep 9 ! op5 air4 ,! tides are caus$ by ! sun draw+ ! wat] out & ! moon draw+ x 9 aga94 ,! liv] is an inf]nal organ ( ! body4 ,a circle is a l9e :i* meets its o!r end )\t end+4 ,triangles are ( ?ree k9ds1 ! equilat]al or ?ree-sid$1 ! quadrilat]al or f\r-sid$1 & ! multilat]al or polyglot4 ,g5]al ,braddock 0 kill$ 9 ! ,revolution>y ,w>4 ,he _h ?ree horses %ot "u him & a f\r? w5t ?r\gh 8 clo!s4 ,a buttress is ! wife ( a butl]4 ,! "y ,pret5d] 0 s call$ because x 0 pret5d$ t he 0 born 9 a fry+-pan4 ,a v]b is a ^w :i* is us$ 9 ord] to make an ex]tion4 ,a ,passive ,v]b is :5 ! subject is ! suff]]1 e4g41 ,i am lov$4 ,"l ,raleigh 0 ! fir/ man to see ! invisible ,armada4 ,a s*oolma/] is call$ a p$igree4 ,! ,s\? ( ! ,u4 ,s4 ,a4 gr[s oranges1 figs1 melons & a great quantity ( pres]v$ fruits1 especially t9n$ meats4 ,! wife ( a ,prime ,m9i/] is call$ a ,primate4 ,! ,greeks 7 too ?ickly populat$ to be com=table4 ,! ,am]ican w> 0 />t$ because ! p w\ld p]si/ 9 s5d+ _! p>cels ?ru ! po/ )\t /amps4 ,pr9ce ,william 0 dr[n$ 9 a butt ( ,malmsey w9e2 he nev] laugh$ aga94 ,! he>t is locat$ on ! we/ side ( ! body4 ,ri*>d ,,ii is said to h be5 murd]$ by "s hi/orians2 8 real fate is unc]ta94 ,subjects h a "r to p>tition ! k+4 ,a kais] is a /ream ( hot wat] spr+9' up an' di/ub9' ! e>?4 ,he _h no?+ left to live = b to die4 ,frankl9's education 0 got by himself4 ,he work$ himself up to be a great lit]al man4 ,he 0 also able to inv5t electricity4 ,frankl9's fa!r 0 a tall[ *&eli]4 ,mona/]y is ! place = mon/]s4 ,sir ,walt] ,raleigh 0 put out once :5 8 s]vant f\nd him ) fire 9 8 head4 ,& "o day aft] !re _h be5 a lot ( ra91 he ?rew 8 cloak 9 a puddle & ! que5 /epp$ dryly ov]4 ,! ,greeks plant$ coloni/s = _! food supplies4 ,nicot9e is s deadly a poison t a drop on ! end ( a dog's tail w kill a man4 ,a mosquito is ! *ild ( black & :ite p>5ts4 ,an au?or is a que] animal because 8 tales 7tails7 come f 8 head4 ,w9d is air 9 a hurry4 ,! p t come to ,am]ica f\nd ,indians1 b no p4 ,%ad[s are rays ( d>kness4 ,l9coln wrote ! address :ile rid+ f ,wa%+ton to ,gettysburg on an envelope4 ,que5 ,elizabe? 0 tall & ?91 b %e 0 a /\t prote/ant4 ,an equ9ox is a man :o lives ne> ! nor? pole4 ,an ab/ract n\n is some?+ we c ?9k ( b _c feel--z a r$ hot pok]4 ,! population ( ,new ,engl& is too dry = f>m+4 ,anatomy is ! human body1 :i* consi/s ( ?ree p>ts1 ! head1 ! *i/1 & ! /ummick4 ,! head conta9s ! eyes & bra9s1 if any4 ,! *i/ conta9s ! lungs & a piece ( ! liv]4 ,! /ummick is devot$ to ! b[els1 ( :i* !re are five1 a1 e1 i1 o1 u1 & sometimes w & y4 ,filigree means a li/ ( y\r desc5dants4 ,! ,complete ,angl] 0 writt5 by ,euclid because he knew all ab\t angles4 ,! imp]fect t5se 9 ,fr5* is us$ to express a future action 9 pa/ "t :i* does n take place at all4 ,arabia has _m syphoons & v bad ones2 ,x gets into y\r hair ev5 ) y\r m\? %ut4 ,! mod]n "n = ,gaul is v9eg>4 ,"s ( ! ,we/ ,india ,isl&s are subject to torp$oes4 ,! ,crusad]s 7 a wild & savage p until ,pet] ! ,h]mit prea*$ to !m4 ,on ! l[ coa/ pla9s ( ,mexico yell[ fev] is v popul>4 ,l\is ,,xvi 0 gelat9$ dur+ ! ,fr5* ,revolution4 ,g5d] %[s :e!r a man is mascul9e1 fem99e1 or neut]4 ,an angle is a triangle ) only two sides4 ,geometry tea*es u h[ to bisex angels4 ,gravitation is t :i* if !re 7 none we %\ld all fly away4 ,a vacuum is a l>ge empty space :]e ! ,pope lives4 ,a deacon is ! l[e/ k9d ( ,*ri/ian4 ,vapor is dri$ wat]4 ,! ,salic law is t y mu/ take ev]y?+ ) a gra9 ( salt4 ,! ,zodiac is ! ,zoo ( ! sky1 :]e lions1 goats & o!r animals g aft] !y are dead4 ,! ,ph>isees 7 p :o l to %[ (f _! goodness by pray+ 9 synonyms4 ,an ab/ract n\n is some?+ y c't see :5 y are look+ at x4 ,,excuses ,! *ildr5 _h be5 rem9d$ t !y mu/ n appe> at s*ool ! foll[+ week )\t _! application blanks prop]ly fill$ out z to names ( p>5ts1 addresses1 dates & place ( bir?4 ,on ,monday morn+ ,katie ,b>nes arriv$1 ! te>s /ream+ d[n h] *eeks4 ,:at is ! tr\ble8 ,miss ,gre5 inquir$1 seek+ to com=t h]4 ,oh1 sobb$ ! little girl1 ,i =got my excuse = be+ born4 ,o4 ,h5ry always reta9$ ! :imsical s5se ( humor :i* made him quickly fam\s4 ,%ortly be=e 8 dea? he call$ on ! ca%i] ( a ,new ,york publi%+ h\se1 aft] va9ly writ+ sev]al times = a *eck :i* _h be5 promis$ z an advance on 8 royalties4 ,i'm sorry1 expla9$ ! ca%i]1 b ,mr4 ,blank1 :o signs ! *ecks1 is laid up ) a spra9$ ankle4 ,b1 my de> sir1 expo/ulat$ ! au?or1 does he sign !m ) 8 feet8 ,/roll+ along ! bo>dwalk at ,atlantic ,city1 ,mr4 ,mulligan1 ! weal?y retir$ contractor1 dropp$ a qu>t] ?r\gh a crack 9 ! plank+4 ,a fri5d came along a m9ute lat] & f\nd him squatt$ d[n1 indu/ri\sly pok+ a two doll> bill ?r\gh ! trea*]\s cranny ) 8 =ef+]4 ,mulligan1 :at ! divvil ar-re ye do9'8 inquir$ ! fri5d4 ,%-h1 said ,mr4 ,mulligan1 ,i'm try9' to make x wort' me :ile to te> up ?is bo>d4 ,a capta91 inspect+ 8 company "o morn+1 came to an ,iri%man :o evid5tly _h n %av$ = sev]al days4 ,doyle1 he ask$1 h[ is x t y hav5't %av$ ?is morn+8 ,b ,oi did1 sor4 ,h[ d>e y tell me t ) ! be>d y h on y\r face8 ,well1 ye see1 sor1 /amm]$ ,doyle1 !re wus n9e ( u to "o small bit uv a look9'-glass1 an' x mu/ be ?ot 9 ?' g9]al confusion ,oi %av$ "s o!r man's face4 ,is t y1 de>8 said a "y husb& ov] ! telephone4 ,i j call$ up to say t ,i'm afraid ,i won't be able to get home to d9n] to-night1 z ,i am deta9$ at ! (fice4 ,y poor de>1 answ]$ ! wife sympa!tically4 ,i don't wond]4 ,i don't see h[ y manage to get any?+ done at all ) t or*e/ra play+ 9 y\r (fice4 ,good-by4 ,:at is ! matt]1 de>e/8 ask$ ! "m ( a small girl :o _h be5 discov]$ cry+ 9 ! hall4 ,somf+ awful's happ5$1 ,"m4 ,well1 :at is x1 swee!>t8 ,my d'doll-baby got away f me & brok$ a plate 9 ! pantry4 ,a poor casual labor]1 work+ on a scaffold+1 fell five /ories to ! gr\nd4 ,z 8 horrifi$ mates ru%$ d[n pell-mell to 8 aid1 he pick$ himself up1 un9jur$1 f a great1 s(t pile ( s&4 ,say1 fell]s1 he murmur$ anxi\sly1 is ! boss mad8 ,tell him ,i _h to come d[n anyway = a ball ( tw9e4 ,cephas is a d>ky come up f ,m>yl& to a bord] t[n 9 ,p5nsylvania1 :]e he has e/abli%$ himself z a h&y man to d odd jobs4 ,he is a good work]1 & sob]1 b !re are c]ta9 proclivities ( 8 :i* necessitate a pretty close wat* on him4 ,n long ago he 0 caught ) a *ick5 "u 8 coat1 & 0 hal$ to c\rt to expla9 its pres5ce !re4 ,n[1 ,cephas1 said ! judge v k9dly1 y h got into a new place1 & y ought to h new habits4 ,we h be5 good to y & help$ y1 & :ile we l y z a sob] & indu/ri\s work]1 ?is o!r bus9ess _c be tol]at$4 ,:y did y take ,mrs4 ,gilkie's *ick58 ,cephas 0 /ump$1 & he /ood be=e ! maje/y ( ! law1 rubb+ 8 head & look+ a%am$ ( himself4 ,f9ally he answ]$3 ,de$1 ,i dunno1 ,j$ge1 he expla9$1 cept9' 't is dat *ick5s is *ick5s & nigg]s is nigg]s4 ,,gr&ma--,johnny1 ,i h discov]$ t y h tak5 m maple-sug> ?an ,i gave y4 ,,johnny--,yes1 ,gr&ma1 ,i've be5 mak+ believe !re 0 ano!r little boy sp5d+ ! day ) me4 ,mr4 ,x 0 a prom95t memb] ( ! ,b4,p4,o4,e4 ,at ! breakfa/ table ! o!r morn+ he 0 relat+ to 8 wife an incid5t t occurr$ at ! lodge ! previ\s night4 ,! presid5t ( ! ord] (f]$ a silk hat to ! bro!r :o c\ld /& up & tru?fully say t dur+ 8 m>ri$ life he _h nev] kiss$ any woman b 8 own wife4 ,&1 w\ld y believe x1 ,m>y8--n a "o /ood up4 ,george1 8 wife said1 :y didn't y /& up8 ,well1 he repli$1 ,i 0 go+ to1 b ,i "k ,i look l hell 9 a silk hat4 ,& (t5times excus+ ( a fault ,do? make ! fault ! worse by ! excuse1 ,z pat*es set ^u a little brea*1 ,discr$it m 9 hid+ ( ! fault ,?an did ! fault be=e x 0 s pat*$4 --,%akespe>e4 ,,exposure ,,tramp--,lady1 ,i'm dy+ f exposure4 ,,woman--,are y a tramp1 politician or f9anci]8--,judge4 ,,extortion ,see ,dressmak]s4 ,,extravagance ,!re 0 a "y girl nam$ ,o',neill1 ,:o w5t up 9 ! great ,f]ris :eel2 ,b :5 half way ar\nd ,%e look$ at ! gr\nd1 ,& x co/ h] an eighty-c5t meal4 ,ev]ybody knew t ,john ,polk9horn 0 ! c>elesse/ man 9 t[n1 b nobody ev] ?\ght he 0 c>eless en\gh to m>ry ,susan ,rank91 see+ t he _h kn[n h] = ye>s4 ,= a:ile !y got along fairly well b "o day aft] five ye>s ( x ,john hung himself 9 ! attic1 :]e ,susan us$ to dry ! wa% on ra9y days1 & a c>p5t]1 :o w5t up to ! ro( to d "s repairs1 f\nd him !re4 ,he told ,susan1 & ,susan hurri$ up to see ab\t x1 &1 sure en\gh1 ! c>p5t] 0 "r4 ,%e /ood look+ at h] late husb& = ab\t a m9ute--k9d ( daz$1 ! c>p5t] ?\ght--!n %e spoke4 ,well1 ,i decl>e6 %e exclaim$4 ,if he hasn't us$ my new clo!s-l9e1 & ! old w\ld h done e bit z well6 ,b1 ( c\rse1 t's j l ,john ,polk9horn4 ,! editor ( my pap]1 decl>$ ! newspap] bus9ess manag] to a little cot]ie ( fri5ds1 is a peculi> g5ius4 ,:y1 w\ld y believe x1 :5 he draws 8 weekly sal>y he keeps out only "o doll> = sp5d+ money & s5ds ! re/ to 8 wife 9 ,indianapolis6 ,8 li/5]s--) "o exception1 :o sat sil5t & reflective--gave v5t to l\d murmurs ( wond] & admiration4 ,n[1 x may s\nd ?91 add$ ! speak]1 b x is true1 nev]!less4 ,oh1 ,i don't d\bt x at all6 quickly rejo9$ ! quiet "o2 ,i 0 only wond]+ :at he does ) ! doll>6 ,an ,iri% soldi] 0 rec5tly giv5 leave ( abs5ce ! morn+ aft] pay day4 ,:5 8 leave expir$ he didn't appe>4 ,he 0 br\ght at la/ be=e ! comm&ant = s5t5ce1 & ! foll[+ dialogue is record$3 ,well1 ,murphy1 y look z if y _h _h a sev]e engagem5t4 ,yes1 sur4 ,h y any money left8 ,no1 sur4 ,y _h #ce :5 y left ! =t1 didn't y8 ,yes1 sur4 ,:at did y d ) x8 ,well1 sur1 ,i 0 walk+ along & ,i met a fri5d1 & we w5t into a place & sp9t #h4 ,?9 we came out & ,i met ano!r fri5d & we sp9t #h m1 & ?9 ,i come out & we met ano!r fri5d & we sp9t #h m1 & ?9 we come out & we met ano!r bun* ( fri5ds1 & ,i sp9t #h m--& ?9 ,i come home4 ,b1 ,murphy1 t makes only #cb4 ,:at did y d ) ! o!r #c8 ,murphy ?\ght4 ,!n he %ook 8 head sl[ly & said3 ,i dunno1 colonel1 ,i reckon ,i mu/ h squ&]$ t money fooli%ly4 ,,failures ,little ,ikey came up to 8 fa!r ) a v solemn face4 ,is x true1 fa!r1 he ask$1 t m>riage is a failure8 ,8 fa!r survey$ him ?\ghtfully = a mom5t4 ,well1 ,ikey1 he f9ally repli$1 ,if y get a ri* wife1 x's almo/ z good z a failure4 ,,fai? ,fai? is t quality :i* leads a man to expect t 8 fl[]s & g>d5 w resemble ! views %[n on ! se$ packets4--,c\ntry ,life 9 ,am]ica4 ,:at is fai?1 ,johnny8 asks ! ,sunday s*ool tea*]4 ,pa says1 answ]s ,johnny1 t x's read9' 9 ! pap]s t ! price o' ?+s has come d[n1 an expect9' to f9d x true :5 ! bills comes 94 ,fai? is believ+ ! d5ti/ :5 he says x isn't go+ to hurt4 ,z ,i und]/& x1 ,doctor1 if ,i believe ,i'm well1 ,i'll be well4 ,is t ! idea8 ,x is4 ,!n1 if y believe y are paid1 ,i suppose y'll be paid4 ,n necess>ily4 ,b :y %\ldn't fai? "w z well 9 "o case z 9 ! o!r8 ,:y1 y see1 !re is consid]able diff]5ce betwe5 hav+ fai? 9 ,provid5ce & hav+ fai? 9 y4--,horace ,zimm]man4 ,"m _h be5 hav+ consid]able argum5t ) h] infant daught] z to :e!r ! latt] 0 go+ to be left alone 9 a d>k room to g to sleep4 ,z a cl9*]1 ! "m said3 ,!re is no reason at all :y y %\ld be afraid4 ,rememb] t ,god is "h all ! "t1 &1 besides1 y h y\r dolly4 ,n[ g to sleep l a good little girl4 ,tw5ty m9utes lat] a wail came f up/airs1 & "m w5t to ! foot ( ! /airs to pacify h] daught]4 ,don't cry1 %e said2 rememb] :at ,i told y--,god is !re ) y & y h y\r dolly4 ,b ,i don't want !m1 wail$ ! baby2 ,i want y1 muvv]2 ,i want somebody "h t has got a sk9 face on !m4 ,fai? is a f9e inv5tion ,= g5tlem5 :o see2 ,b ,microscopes are prud5t ,9 an em]g5cy4 --,emily ,dick9son4 ,,fai?fulness ,a wiz5$ little ,iri%man appli$ = a job load+ a %ip4 ,at fir/ !y said he 0 too small1 b he f9ally p]suad$ !m to give him a trial4 ,he seem$ to be mak+ good1 & !y gradually increas$ ! size ( 8 load until on ! la/ trip he 0 c>ry+ a #cjj-p\nd anvil "u ea* arm4 ,:5 he 0 half-way across ! gangplank x broke & ! ,iri%man fell 94 ,) a great spla%+ & splutt]+ he came to ! surface4 ,t'r[ me a rope1 ,i say6 he %\t$ aga94 ,once m he sank4 ,a ?ird "t he rose /ruggl+4 ,say6 he splutt]$ angrily1 if "o uv y %palpe5s don't hurry up an' t'r[ me a rope ,i'm go9' to drop "o uv ^! damn t'+s6 ,,fame ,fame is ! feel+ t y are ! con/ant subject ( admiration on ! "p ( p :o are n ?9k+ ( y4 ,_m a man ?9ks he has become fam\s :5 he has m]ely happ5$ to meet an editor :o 0 h>d up = mat]ial4 ,7 n ?is desire ( fame v /rong1 ! difficulty ( obta9+ x1 & ! dang] ( los+ x :5 obta9$1 w\ld be suffici5t to det] a man f s va9 a pursuit4--,addison4 ,,families ,yes1 sir1 our h\sehold repres5ts ! ,unit$ ,k+dom ( ,great ,brita91 said ! pr\d fa!r ( numb] "o to ! rector4 ,i am ,engli%1 my wife's ,iri%1 ! nurse is ,scot* & ! baby wails4 ,mrs4 ,o',fl>ity is a scrub lady1 & %e _h be5 abs5t f h] duties = sev]al days4 ,^u h] return h] employ] ask$ h] ! reason = h] abs5ce4 ,sure1 ,i've be5 c>9' = wan ( me sick *ildr51 %e repli$4 ,& h[ _m *ildr5 h y1 ,mrs4 ,o',fl>ity8 he ask$4 ,siv5 9 all1 %e repli$4 ,f\r by ! ?ird wife ( me second husb&2 ?ree by ! second wife ( me fur/4 ,a man desc5d$ f an excursion tra9 & 0 we>ily mak+ 8 way to ! /reet-c>1 foll[$ by 8 wife & f\rte5 *ildr51 :5 a policeman t\*$ him on ! %\ld] & said3 ,come along wid me4 ,:at =8 ,blam$ if ,i "k2 b :5 ye're lock$ up ,i'll g back & f9d out :y t cr[d 0 foll[+ ye4 ,,f>ewells ,happy are we met1 ,happy h we be51 ,happy may we "p1 & ,happy meet aga94 ,a de> old citiz5 w5t to ! c>s ! o!r day to see 8 daught] (f on a j\rney4 ,secur+ h] a seat he pass$ out ( ! c> & w5t ar\nd to ! c> w9d[ to say a la/ p>t+ ^w4 ,:ile he 0 leav+ ! c> ! daught] cross$ ! aisle to speak to a fri5d1 & at ! same "t a grim old maid took ! seat & mov$ up to ! w9d[4 ,unaw>e ( ! *ange ! old g5tleman hurri$ly put 8 head up to ! w9d[ & said3 ,"o m kiss1 pet4 ,9 ano!r in/ant ! po9t ( a cotton umbrella 0 ?ru/ f ! w9d[1 foll[$ by ! wra?ful injunction3 ,scat1 y gray-head$ wret*6 ,i am go+ to make my f>ewell t\r 9 ,%akespe>e4 ,:at %all be ! play8 ,hamlet8 ,macbe?8 ,?is is y\r six? f>ewell t\r1 ,i believe4 ,well1 yes4 ,i w\ld sugge/ ',mu* ,adieu ,ab\t ,no?+'4 ,f>ewell6 ,= 9 t ^w--t fatal ^w--h[e'er ,we promise--hope--believe--!re brea!s despair4 --,byron4 ,,fa%ion ,!re are two k9ds ( wom53 ,! fa%ionable ones & ^? :o are com=table4--,tom ,p4 ,morgan4 ,!re _h be5 a dressmak] 9 ! h\se & ,m9nie _h li/5$ to long discussions ab\t ! v late/ fa%ions4 ,t night :5 %e said h] pray]s1 %e add$ a new petition1 utt]$ ) unwont$ f]v5cy3 ,&1 de> ,"l1 please make u all v /yli%4 ,no?+ is ?\ght r>e ,:i* is n new1 & foll['d2 yet we "k ,t :at 0 worn "s tw5ty ye>s ago ,comes into grace aga94 --,beaumont & ,flet*]4 ,z good be out ( ! ,_w z out ( ! ,fa%ion4--,colley ,cibb]4 ,,fate ,fate hit me v h>d "o day4 ,i cri$3 ,:at is my fault8 ,:at h ,i done8 ,:at causes1 pray1 ,?is unprovok$ assault8 ,%e paus$1 !n said3 ,d>n$ if ,i "k2 ,i really c't expla94 ,!n j be=e %e turn$ to g ,%e :ack$ me once aga96 --,la ,t\*e ,hancock4 ,s 9 ! ,libyan fable x is told ,t once an eagle /rick5 ) a d>t1 ,said1 :5 he saw ! fa%ion ( ! %aft1 ,) our own fea!rs1 n by o!rs' h&s1 ,are we n[ smitt54 --,aes*ylus4 ,,fa!rs ,a director ( "o ( ! great transcont95tal railroads 0 %[+ 8 ?ree-ye>-old daught] ! pictures 9 a "w on natural hi/ory4 ,po9t+ to a picture ( a zebra1 he ask$ ! baby to tell him :at x repres5t$4 ,baby answ]$ ,coty4 ,po9t+ to a picture ( a tig] 9 ! same way1 %e answ]$ ,kitty4 ,!n a lion1 & %e answ]$ ,doggy4 ,elat$ ) h] seem+ quick p]ception1 he !n turn$ to ! picture ( a ,*impanzee & said3 ,baby1 :at is ?is8 ,papa4 ,,faults ,wom5's faults are _m1 ,m5 h only two-- ,ev]y?+ !y say1 ,& ev]y?+ !y d4 --,le ,crabbe4 ,,fees ,see ,tips4 ,,feet ,,big ,,man 7) a gr\*7--,w y be s k9d z to get (f my feet8 ,,little ,,man 7) a bundle7--,i'll try1 sir4 ,is x mu* ( a walk8 ,,fight+ ,:o gave ye ?' black eye1 ,jim8 ,nobody give x t' me2 ,i _h t' fight f] x4--,life4 ,!re6 ,y h a black eye1 & y\r nose is bruis$1 & y\r coat is torn to bits1 said ,mamma1 z h] y\nge/ appe>$ at ! door4 ,h[ _m times h ,i told y n to play ) t bad ,j5k9s boy8 ,n[1 look "h1 ,"m1 said ,bobby1 d ,i look z if we'd be5 play+8 ,two ( ! lead+ attorneys ( ,memphis1 :o _h be5 w>m fri5ds = ye>s1 happ5$ to be oppos+ c\nsel 9 a case "s "t ago4 ,! old] ( ! two 0 a man ( magnific5t physique1 almo/ six feet f\r1 & built 9 proportion1 :ile ! y\ng] 0 b>ely five feet & weigh$ n m ?an n9ety p\nds4 ,9 ! c\rse ( 8 argum5t ! big man unwitt+ly made "s rem>k t ar\s$ ! ire ( 8 small adv]s>y4 ,a mom5t lat] he felt a great pull+ & tugg+ at 8 coat tails4 ,look+ d[n1 he 0 greatly a/oni%$ to see 8 oppon5t wildly ge/iculat+ & danc+ ar\nd him4 ,:at on e>? are y try+ to d !re1 ,dudley8 he ask$4 ,by ,gawd1 suh1 ,i'm fight9'1 suh6 ,an ,iri%man boa/$ t he c\ld lick any man 9 ,bo/on1 yes1 ,massa*usetts1 & f9ally he add$ ,new ,engl&4 ,:5 he came to1 he said3 ,i tri$ to cov] too mu* t]ritory4 ,dose ,iri% make me sick1 alvays talk+ ab\t vat gread fighd]s dey are1 said a ,teutonic resid5t ( ,hobok51 ) great contempt4 ,vhy1 at ,m9na's v$d+ d] odd] night dot drunk5 ,mike ,o',hooligan butt$ 91 und me und me9 brud]1 und me9 c\s9 ,fritz und me9 fri5t ,l\ie ,h>tmann--vhy1 we pretty ne> kick$ him oudt ( d] h\se6 ,,village ,,groc]--,:at are y runn+ =1 sonny8 ,,boy--,i'm try9' to keep two fell]s f fight9'4 ,,village ,,groc]--,:o are ! fell[s8 ,,boy--,bill ,p]k9s & me6--,puck4 ,an ag$1 gray-hair$ & v wr9kl$ old woman1 array$ 9 ! outl&i% calico co/ume ( ! m\nta9s1 0 summon$ z a witness 9 c\rt to tell :at %e knew ab\t a fight 9 h] h\se4 ,%e took ! witness-/& ) evid5ces ( backw>dness & prov]bial ,b\rbon v]dancy4 ,! ,judge ask$ h] 9 a k9dly voice :at took place4 ,%e insi/$ x did n am\nt to mu*1 b ! ,judge by 8 p]si/5cy f9ally got h] to tell ! /ory ( ! bloody fracas4 ,n[1 ,i tell ye1 ,j$ge1 x didn't am\nt to nu?n'4 ,! fu/ ,i kn[$ ab\t x 0 :5 ,bill ,saund] call$ ,tom ,smi? a li>1 en ,tom knock$ him d[n ) a /ick o' wood4 ,"o o' ,bill's fri5ds !n cut ,tom ) a knife1 slic9' a big *unk out o' him4 ,!n ,sam ,jones1 :o 0 a fri5d ( ,tom's1 %ot ! o!r fell] & two m %ot him1 en ?ree or f\r o!rs got cut "r sm>t by somebody4 ,t na*ly caus$ "s excitem5t1 ,j$ge1 en !n !y comm5c$ fight9'4 ,d y mean to say su* a physical wreck z he gave y t black eye8 ask$ ! magi/rate4 ,sure1 y\r honor1 he wasn't a physical wreck till aft] he gave me ! black eye1 repli$ ! compla9+ wife4--,london ,telegraph4 ,a pessimi/ic "y man d9+ alone 9 a re/aurant ord]$ broil$ live lob/]4 ,:5 ! wait] put x on ! table x 0 obvi\sly m9us "o claw4 ,! pessimi/ic "y man promptly kick$4 ,! wait] said x 0 unavoidable--!re _h be5 a fight 9 ! kit*5 betwe5 two lob/]s4 ,! o!r "o _h torn (f "o ( ! claws ( ?is lob/] & _h eat5 x4 ,! "y man pu%$ ! lob/] ov] t[>d ! wait]4 ,take x away1 he said we>ily1 & br+ me ! w9n]4 ,!re nev] 0 a good w> or a bad peace4--,b5jam9 ,frankl94 ,! ma/]-secret 9 fight+ is to /rike once1 b 9 ! "r place4--,john ,c4 ,snai?4 ,,f9ance ,willie _h a sav+s bank2 ',twas made ( pa9t$ t94 ,he pass$ x 'r\nd among ! boys1 ,:o put _! p5nies 94 ,!n ,willie wreck$ t bank & b\ght ,sweetmeats & *ew+ gum4 ,& to ! o!r envi\s lads ,he nev] (f]$ "s4 ,:at w we d8 8 "m said3 ,x is a sad mis*ance4 ,8 fa!r said3 ,we'll cultivate ,8 gift = high f9ance4 --,wa%+ton ,/>4 ,,hicks--,i've got to borr[ #bjj some:]e4 ,,wicks--,take my advice & borr[ #cjj :ile y are ab\t x4 ,b ,i only ne$ #bjj4 ,t doesn't make any diff]5ce4 ,borr[ #cjj & pay back #ajj ( x 9 two in/allm5ts at int]vals ( a mon? or s4 ,!n ! man t y borr[ f w ?9k he is go+ to get ! re/ ( x4 ,x is said ,j4 ,p4 ,morgan c\ld raise #aj1jjj1jjj on 8 *eck any m9ute2 b ! man :o is rais+ a l>ge family on #i a week is a great] f9anci] ?an ,morgan4 ,to mod]nize an old prophecy1 out ( ! m\?s ( babes %all come mu* worldly wisdom4 ,mr4 ,k4 has two boys :om he de>ly loves4 ,"o day he gave ea* a doll> to sp5d4 ,aft] mu* b>ga9+1 !y br\ght home a wond]ful f\r-:eel$ /eamboat & a beautiful tra9 ( c>s4 ,= a:ile ! transportation bus9ess fl\ri%$1 & all 0 well1 b "o day ,craig expla9$ to 8 fa!r t :ile bus9ess _h be5 good1 he c\ld d mu* bett] if he only _h ! capital to buy a tra9 ( c>s l ,joe's4 ,8 argum5ts mu/ h be5 good1 = ! money 0 =?com+4 ,soon aft]1 little ,toe1 ) probably less logic b m lov+1 became possess$ ( a doll> to buy a /eamboat l ,craig's4 ,b ,mr4 ,k41 :o _h furni%$ ! additional capital1 look$ 9 va9 = ! improv$ s]vice4 ,! new roll+ /ock 0 n 9 evid5ce1 & explanations 7 vague & unsatisfactory1 z is (t5 ! case 9 ! railroad game at :i* m5 play4 ,x took a /]n c\rt ( inquiry to develop ! fact t ! railroad & /eam%ip _h simply *ang$ h&s--& at a mutual pr(it ( "o hundr$ p] c5t4 ,& ,mr4 ,k41 z he told 8 neighbor1 said x 0 wor? t mu* to "k t 8 boys w\ld n ne$ mu* ( a legacy f him4--,p4,a4 ,k]%aw4 ,an old artisan :o prid$ himself on 8 ability to drive a close b>ga9 contract$ to pa9t a huge b>n 9 ! neighborhood = ! small sum ( twelve doll>s4 ,:y on e>? did y agree to d x = s little8 8 bro!r inquir$4 ,well1 said ! old pa9t]1 y see1 ! own] is a mighty unreliable man4 ,if ,i'd said ,i'd *>ge him tw5ty-five doll>s1 likely he'd h only paid me n9ete54 ,& if ,i *>ge him twelve doll>s1 he may n pay me b n9e4 ,s ,i ?\ght x ov]1 & decid$ to pa9t x = twelve doll>s1 s ,i w\ldn't lose s mu*4 ,,f+]-,,b[ls ,,mi/ress 7to new s]vant7--,:y1 ,bridget1 ?is is ! ?ird "t ,i've _h to tell y ab\t ! f+]-b[ls4 ,didn't ! lady y la/ work$ = h !m on ! table8 ,,bridget--,no1 mum2 h] fri5ds always wa%$ _! h&s be=e !y came4 ,,fire ,,dep>tm5ts ,clang1 clatt]1 bang6 ,d[n ! /reet came ! fire eng9es4 ,driv+ along ahead1 oblivi\s ( any dang]1 0 a f>m] 9 a ram%ackle old buggy4 ,a policeman yell$ at him3 ,hi !re1 look out6 ,! fire dep>tm5t's com+4 ,turn+ 9 by ! curb ! f>m] wat*$ ! hose c>t1 salvage wagon & eng9e :iz pa/4 ,!n he turn$ out into ! /reet aga9 & drove on4 ,b>ely _h he />t$ :5 ! hook & ladd] came te>+ along4 ,! re> :eel ( ! big truck slew$ into ! f>m]'s buggy1 sma%+ x to smi!re5s & s5d+ ! f>m] sprawl+ into ! gutt]4 ,! policeman ran to 8 assi/ance4 ,didn't ,i tell ye to keep out ( ! way8 he dem&$ crossly4 ,didn't ,i tell ye ! fire dep>tm5t 0 com98 ,wall1 cons>n ye1 said ! peev$ f>m]1 ,i did git out] ! way = ?' fire dep>tm5t4 ,b :at 9 t>nation 0 !m drunk5 pa9t]s 9 se* an all-fir$ hurry f]8 ,two ,iri%m5 fre% f ,irel& _h j l&$ 9 ,new ,york & engag$ a room 9 ! top /ory ( a hotel4 ,mike1 be+ v sleepy1 ?rew himself on ! b$ & 0 soon fa/ asleep4 ,! sights 7 s new & /range to ,pat t he sat at ! w9d[ look+ out4 ,soon an al>m ( fire 0 rung 9 & a fire-eng9e ru%$ by ?r[+ up sp>ks ( fire & cl\ds ( smoke4 ,?is greatly excit$ ,pat1 :o call$ to 8 comrade to get up & come to ! w9d[1 b ,mike 0 fa/ asleep4 ,ano!r eng9e soon foll[$ ! fir/1 sp\t+ smoke & fire l ! =m]4 ,?is 0 too mu* = poor ,pat1 :o ru%$ excit$ly to ! b$side1 & %ak+ 8 fri5d call$ l\dly3 ,mike1 ,mike1 wake up6 ,!y are mov+ ,hell1 & two loads h gone by already4 ,,fire ,,escapes ,fire escape3 ,a /eel /airway on ! ext]ior ( a build+1 erect$ aft] a ,,fire to ,,escape ! law4 ,,fires ,ikey1 ,i he> y _h a fire la/ ,?ursday4 ,%6 ,next ,?ursday4 ,,fir/ ,,aid ,,9 ,,illness ,,& ,,injury ,! fa!r ( ! family hurri$ to ! telephone & call$ up ! family physician4 ,our little boy is sick1 ,doctor1 he said1 s please come at once4 ,i c't get ov] mu* "u an h\r1 said ! doctor4 ,oh please d1 ,doctor4 ,y see1 my wife has a book on ',:at to ,d ,be=e ! ,doctor ,comes1' & ,i'm s afraid %e'll d x be=e y get "h6 ,,nurse ,,girl--,oh1 ma'am1 :at %all ,i d8 ,! tw9s h fall5 d[n ! well6 ,,fond ,,p>5t--,de> me6 h[ annoy+6 ,j g into ! libr>y & get ! la/ numb] ( ,! ,mod]n ,"m's ,magaz9e2 x conta9s an article on ',h[ to ,br+ ,up ,*ildr54' ,,surgeon ,,at ,,new ,,york ,,hospital--,:at br\ght y to ?is dreadful condition8 ,7 y run ov] by a /reet-c>8 ,,pati5t--,no1 sir2 ,i fa9t$1 & 0 br\ght to by a memb] ( ! ,society ( ,fir/ ,aid to ! ,injur$4--,life4 ,a prom95t physician 0 rec5tly call$ to 8 telephone by a color$ woman =m]ly 9 ! s]vice ( 8 wife4 ,9 great agitation ! woman advis$ ! physician t h] y\nge/ *ild 0 9 a bad way4 ,:at seems to be ! tr\ble8 ask$ ! doctor4 ,doc1 %e done swall]$ a bottle ( ink6 ,i'll be ov] !re 9 a %ort :ile to see h]1 said ! doctor4 ,h y done any?+ = h]8 ,i done give h] ?ree pieces o' blott9'-pap]1 ,doc1 said ! color$ woman d\btfully4 ,,fi% ,a man w5t into a re/aurant rec5tly & said1 ,give me a half doz5 fri$ oy/]s4 ,sorry1 sah1 answ]$ ! wait]1 b we's all out o' %ell fi%1 sah1 'cept9' eggs4 ,little ,elizabe? & h] "m 7 hav+ lun*eon toge!r1 & ! "m1 :o always tri$ to impress facts ^u h] "y daught]1 said3 ,^! little s>d9es1 ,elizabe?1 are sometimes eat5 by ! l>g] fi%4 ,elizabe? gaz$ at ! s>d9es 9 wond]1 & !n ask$3 ,b1 "m1 h[ d ! l>ge fi% get ! cans op58 ,,fi%]m5 ,at ! bir? ( ,presid5t ,clevel&'s second *ild no scales c\ld be f\nd to weigh ! baby4 ,f9ally ! scales t ! ,presid5t always us$ to weigh ! fi% he caught on 8 trips 7 br\ght up f ! cell>1 & ! *ild 0 f\nd to weigh tw5ty-five p\nds4 ,do9' any good8 ask$ ! curi\s individual on ! bridge4 ,any good8 answ]$ ! fi%]man1 9 ! creek bel[4 ,:y ,i caught =ty bass out o' "h ye/]day4 ,say1 d y "k :o ,i am8 ask$ ! man on ! bridge4 ,! fi%]man repli$ t he did n4 ,well1 ,i am ! c\nty fi% & game w>d54 ,! angl]1 aft] a mom5t's ?\ght1 exclaim$1 ,say1 d y "k :o ,i am8 ,no1 ! (fic] repli$4 ,well1 ,i'm ! bigge/ li> 9 ea/]n ,indiana1 said ! crafty angl]1 ) a gr94 ,a "y lady :o _h return$ f a t\r ?r\gh ,italy ) h] fa!r in=m$ a fri5d t he lik$ all ! ,italian cities1 b mo/ ( all he lov$ ,v5ice4 ,ah1 ,v5ice1 to be sure6 said ! fri5d4 ,i c readily und]/& t y\r fa!r w\ld l ,v5ice1 ) its gondolas1 & ,/4 ,m>kses & ,mi*elangelos4 ,oh1 no1 ! "y lady int]rupt$1 x wasn't t4 ,he lik$ x because he c\ld sit 9 ! hotel & fi% f ! w9d[4 ,smi? ! o!r day w5t fi%+4 ,he caught no?+1 s on 8 way back home he telephon$ to 8 provision deal] to s5d a doz5 ( bass ar\nd to 8 h\se4 ,he got home late himself4 ,8 wife said to him on 8 arrival3 ,well1 :at luck8 ,:y1 spl5did luck1 ( c\rse1 he repli$4 ,didn't ! boy br+ t doz5 bass ,i gave him8 ,mrs4 ,smi? />t$4 ,!n %e smil$4 ,well1 yes1 ,i suppose he did1 %e said4 ,!re !y are4 ,& %e %[$ poor ,smi? a doz5 bottles ( ,bass's ale4 ,y'll be a man l "o ( u "s day1 said ! patroniz+ sportsman to a lad :o 0 ?r[+ 8 l9e into ! same /ream4 ,yes1 sir1 he answ]$1 ,i s'pose ,i w "s day1 b ,i b'lieve ,i'd r /ay small & ket* a few fi%4 ,! m wor?less a man1 ! m fi% he c cat*4 ,z no man is born an arti/1 s no man is born an angl]4--,izaak ,walton4 ,,fi%+ ,a man 0 tell+ "s fri5ds ab\t a propos$ fi%+ trip to a lake 9 ,colorado :i* he _h 9 contemplation4 ,are !re any tr\t out !re8 ask$ "o fri5d4 ,?\s&s ( 'em1 repli$ ,mr4 ,:>ry4 ,w !y bite easily8 ask$ ano!r fri5d4 ,w !y8 said ,mr4 ,:>ry4 ,:y !y're absolutely vici\s4 ,a man has to hide beh9d a tree to bait a hook4 ,i got a bite--,i got a bite6 sang out a t9y girl memb] ( a fi%+ p>ty4 ,b :5 an old] bro!r hurri$ly drew 9 ! l9e !re 0 only a b>e hook4 ,:]e's ! fi%8 he ask$4 ,he unbit & div1 said ! *ild4 ,! late ,ju/ice ,brew] 0 ) a p>ty ( ,new ,york fri5ds on a fi%+ trip 9 ! ,adirondacks1 & ar\nd ! camp fire "o ev5+ ! talk naturally ran on big fi%4 ,:5 x came 8 turn ! juri/ began1 unc]ta9 z to h[ he 0 go+ to come out3 ,we 7 fi%+ "o "t on ! ,gr& ,banks =--er--=-- ,:ales1 somebody sugge/$4 ,no1 said ! ,ju/ice1 we 7 bait+ ) :ales4 ,lo1 ,jim6 ,fi%9'8 ,naw2 dr[n+ worms4 ,we may say ( angl+ z ,dr4 ,botel] said ( /rawb]ries3 ,d\btless ,god c\ld h made a bett] b]ry1 b d\btless ,god nev] did2 & s 7if ,i might be judge71 ,god nev] did make a m calm1 quiet1 innoc5t recreation ?an angl+4--,izaak ,walton4 ,,flats ,hello1 ,tom1 old man1 got y\r new flat fitt$ up yet8 ,n q1 answ]$ ! fri5d4 ,say1 d y "k :]e ,i c buy a fold+ too?bru%8 ,%e hadn't told h] "m yet ( _! fir/ qu>rel1 b %e took refuge 9 a flood ( te>s4 ,be=e we 7 m>ri$ y said y'd lay d[n y\r life = me1 %e sobb$4 ,i "k x1 he return$ solemnly2 b ?is conf\nd$ flat is s t9y t !re's no place to lay any?+ d[n4 ,,flatt]y ,) a sigh %e laid d[n ! magaz9e article ^u ,daniel ,o',connell4 ,! day ( great m51 %e said1 is gone =ev]4 ,b ! day ( beautiful wom5 is n1 he respond$4 ,%e smil$ & blu%$4 ,i 0 only jok+1 %e expla9$1 hurri$ly4 ,,magi/rate 7ab\t to commit = trial7--,y c]ta9ly effect$ ! robb]y 9 a rem>kably +5i\s way2 9 fact1 ) q exceptional cunn+4 ,,prison]--,n[1 y] honor1 no flatt]y1 please2 no flatt]y1 ,i begs y]4 ,,old ,,maid--,b :y %\ld a great /rong man l y be f\nd begg+8 ,,wayf>]--,de> lady1 x is ! only pr(ession ,i "k 9 :i* a g5tleman c address a beautiful woman )\t an introduction4 ,william ---- 0 said to be ! uglie/1 ?\gh ! mo/ lovable1 man 9 ,l\isiana4 ,on return+ to ! plantation aft] a %ort abs5ce1 8 bro!r said3 ,willie1 ,i met 9 ,new ,orleans a ,mrs4 ,=re/] :o is a great admir] ( y\rs4 ,%e said1 ?\gh1 t x wasn't s mu* ! brillancy ( y\r m5tal atta9m5ts z y\r m>vel\s physical & facial beauty :i* *>m$ & delight$ h]4 ,edmund1 cri$ ,william e>ne/ly1 t is a wick$ lie1 b tell x to me aga96 ,y seem to be an able-bodi$ man4 ,y ought to be /rong en\gh to "w4 ,i "k1 mum4 ,& y seem to be beautiful en\gh to g on ! /age1 b evid5tly y pref] ! simple life4 ,aft] t spee* he got a squ>e meal & no ref]5ce to ! woodpile4 ,o1 t m5's e>s %\ld be ,to c\nsel deaf1 b n to flatt]y6 --,%akespe>e4 ,,flies ,see ,pure food4 ,,flirtation ,x sometimes takes a girl a long "t to le>n t a flirtation is att5tion )\t int5tion4 ,!re's a belief t summ] girls are always fickle4 ,yes1 ,i got engag$ on t !ory1 b x looks z if ,i'm 9 = a w$d+ or a brea* ( promise suit4 ,a tea*] 9 "o ( ! prim>y grades ( ! public s*ool _h notic$ a /rik+ platonic fri5d%ip t exi/$ betwe5 ,tommy & little ,m>y1 two ( h] pupils4 ,tommy 0 a bright en\gh y\ng/]1 b he wasn't dispos$ to prosecute 8 /udies ) mu* en]gy1 & 8 tea*] said t unless he /irr$ himself be=e ! end ( ! ye> he w\ldn't be promot$4 ,y mu/ /udy h>d]1 %e told him1 or y won't pass4 ,h[ w\ld y l to /ay back 9 ?is class ano!r ye> & h little ,m>y g ahead ( y8 ,ah1 said ,tommy4 ,i guess !re'll be o!r little ,m>ys4 ,,fl[]s ,lulu 0 wat*+ h] "m work+ among ! fl[]s4 ,mama1 ,i "k :y fl[]s gr[1 %e said2 !y want to get out ( ! dirt4 ,,food ,a man w5t into a s\!rn re/aurant n long ago & ask$ = a piece ( old-fa%ion$ ,wa%+ton pie4 ,! wait]1 n und]/&+ & yet unwill+ to conc$e 8 lack ( k1 br\ght ! cu/om] a piece ( *ocolate cake4 ,no1 no1 my fri5d1 said ! smil+ man4 ,i meant ,george ,wa%+ton1 n ,book] ,wa%+ton4 ,"o day a pa/or 0 call+ ^u a de> old lady1 "o ( ! pill>s ( ! *ur* to :i* !y bo? belong$4 ,z he ?\ght ( h] long & useful life1 & look$ ^u h] sweet1 placid c\nt5ance be>+ b few tok5s ( h] n9ety-two ye>s ( e>?ly pilgrimage1 he 0 mov$ to ask h]1 ,my de> ,mrs4 ,s41 :at has be5 ! *ief s\rce ( y\r /r5g? & su/5ance dur+ all ^! ye>s8 ,:at has appeal$ to y z ! real basis ( y\r unusual vigor ( m9d & body1 & has be5 to y an unfail+ com=t ?r\gh joy & sorr[8 ,tell me1 t ,i may pass ! secret on to o!rs1 &1 if possible1 pr(it by x myself4 ,! old lady ?\ght a mom5t1 !n lift+ h] eyes1 dim ) age1 yet k9dl+ ) sweet memories ( ! pa/1 answ]$ briefly1 ,victuals4--,s>ah ,l4 ,t5ney4 ,a girl read+ 9 a pap] t fi% 0 excell5t bra9-food wrote to ! editor3 ,de> ,sir3 ,see+ z y say h[ fi% is good = ! bra9s1 :at k9d ( fi% %all ,i eat8 ,to ?is ! editor repli$3 ,de> ,miss3 ,judg+ f ! composition ( y\r lett] ,i %\ld advise y to eat a :ale4 ,a hungry cu/om] seat$ himself at a table 9 a quick-lun* re/aurant & ord]$ a *ick5 pie4 ,:5 x arriv$ he rais$ ! lid & sat gaz+ at ! cont5ts int5tly = a :ile4 ,f9ally he call$ ! wait]4 ,look "h1 ,sam1 he said1 :at did ,i ord]8 ,*ick5 pie1 sah4 ,& :at h y br\ght me8 ,*ick5 pie1 sah4 ,*ick5 pie1 y black rascal6 ! cu/om] repli$4 ,*ick5 pie8 ,:y1 !re's n a piece ( *ick5 9 x1 & nev] 04 ,dat's "r1 boss--dey a9't no *ick5 9 x4 ,!n :y d y call x *ick5 pie8 ,i nev] he>d ( su* a ?+4 ,dat's all "r1 boss4 ,dey don't h to be no *ick5 9 a *ick5 pie4 ,dey a9't no dog 9 a dog biscuit1 is dey8 ,see also ,d9+4 ,,football ,8 ,,si/]--,8 nose seems brok54 ,8 ,,fiancee--,& he's lo/ 8 front tee?4 ,8 ,,"m--,b he didn't drop ! ball6--,life4 ,,=ds ,a boy /ood ) "o foot on ! sidewalk & ! o!r on ! /ep ( a ,=d automobile4 ,a playmate pass$ him1 look$ at 8 position1 !n sang out3 ,hey1 ,bobbie1 h y lo/ y\r o!r skate8 ,a f>m] notic+ a man 9 automobile g>b /&+ 9 ! road & gaz+ upw>d1 ask$ him if he 7 wat*+ ! birds4 ,no1 he answ]$1 ,i 0 crank+ my ,=d c> & my h& slipp$ (f & ! ?+ got away & w5t /raight up 9 ! air4 ,,=eca/+ ,a lady 9 a s\!rn t[n 0 approa*$ by h] color$ maid4 ,well1 ,j5ny8 %e ask$1 see+ t some?+ 0 9 ! air4 ,please1 ,mis' ,m>y1 might ,i h ! aft'noon (f ?ree weeks frum ,w$nesday8 ,!n1 notic+ an undecid$ look 9 h] mi/ress's face1 %e add$ ha/ily--,i want to g to my f9ance's fun'ral4 ,goodness me1 answ]$ ! lady--,y\r f9ance's fun]al6 ,:y1 y don't "k t he's ev5 go+ to die1 let alone ! date ( 8 fun]al4 ,t is some?+ we c't any ( u be sure ab\t--:5 we are go+ to die4 ,yes'm1 said ! girl d\btfully4 ,!n1 ) a triumphant note 9 h] voice--,i'se sure ab\t him1 ,mis'1 'cos he's go9' to be hung6 ,,=esight ,!y tell me y're work+ 'ard night an' day1 ,s>ah8 h] bosom fri5d ,ann said4 ,yes1 return$ ,s>ah4 ,i'm "u bonds to keep ! peace = pull9' ! :isk]s out ( t old sc\ndrel ( a husban' ( m9e1 & ! ,magi/rate said t if ,i come a=e 'im ag'91 or laid me '&s on ! old man1 he'd f9e me =ty %ill9's6 ,& s y're work+ 'ard to keep out ( mis*ief8 ,n mu*2 ,i'm work9' 'ard to save up ! f9e6 ,mike1 ,i wi% ,i knew :]e ,i 0 go9' to die4 ,i'd give a ?\s& doll>s to "k ! place :]e ,i'm go9' to die4 ,well1 ,pat1 :at good w\ld x d if yez knew8 ,lots1 said ,pat4 ,%ure ,i'd nev] g ne> t place4 ,!re once 0 a pi\s "y prie/1 ,:o liv$ almo/ :olly on yea/2 ,=1 he said1 x is pla9 ,we mu/ all rise aga91 ,& ,i want to get />t$1 at lea/4 ,,=getfulness ,see ,memory4 ,,=tune ,,hunt]s ,,h] ,,fa!r--,s my daught] has cons5t$ to become y\r wife4 ,h y fix$ ! day ( ! w$d+8 ,,suitor--,i w leave t to my fiance4 ,h4,f4--,w y h a *ur* or a private w$d+8 ,s4--,h] "m c decide t1 sir4 ,h4,f4--,:at h y to live on8 ,s4--,i w leave t entirely to y1 sir4 ,! ,london consul ( a cont95tal k+dom 0 in=m$ by 8 gov]nm5t t "o ( 8 c\ntrywom51 suppos$ to be liv+ 9 ,great ,brita91 _h be5 left a l>ge =tune4 ,aft] adv]tis+ )\t result1 he appli$ to ! police1 & a sm>t "y detective 0 set to "w4 ,a few weeks lat] 8 *ief ask$ h[ he 0 gett+ on4 ,i've f\nd ! lady1 sir4 ,good6 ,:]e is %e8 ,at my place4 ,i m>ri$ h] ye/]day4 ,i w\ld die = y1 said ! ri* suitor4 ,h[ soon8 ask$ ! practical girl4 ,,he--,i'd l to meet ,miss ,bond4 ,,%e--,:y8 ,i he> %e has ?irty ?\s& a ye> & no incumbrance4 ,is %e look+ = "o8--,life4 ,,maude--,i've j he>d ( a case :]e a man m>ri$ a girl on 8 dea?b$ s %e c\ld h 8 millions :5 he 0 gone4 ,c\ld y love a girl l t8 ,,jack--,t's j ! k9d ( a girl ,i c\ld love4 ,:at's h] address8 ,yes1 said ! old man to 8 "y visitor1 ,i am pr\d ( my girls1 & w\ld l to see !m com=tably m>ri$1 & z ,i h made a little money !y w n g p5niless to _! husb&s4 ,!re is ,m>y1 tw5ty-five ye>s old1 & a really good girl4 ,i %all give h] #a1jjj :5 %e m>ries4 ,!n comes ,bet1 :o won't see ?irty-five aga91 & ,i %all give h] #c1jjj1 & ! man :o takes ,eliza1 :o is =ty1 w h #e1jjj ) h]4 ,! "y man reflect$ = a mom5t & !n inquir$3 ,y hav5't "o ab\t fifty1 h y8 ,,f\nta9 ,,p5s ,fu/ "t y've ev] milk$ a c[1 is x8 said ,uncle ,jo% to 8 visit+ nephew4 ,wal1 y' d x a durn sight bett]'n mo/ city fell]s d4 ,x seems to come natural someh[1 said ! y\?1 flu%+ ) pleasure4 ,i've _h a good deal ( practice ) a f\nta9 p54 ,p]cy asks if we "k any?+ :i* w *ange ! color ( ! f+]s :5 !y h become yell[ f cig>ette smok+4 ,he might try us+ "o ( ! inf]ior makes ( f\nta9 p5s4 ,,f\r? ,,( ,,july ,y are 9 favor ( a safe & sane ,f\r? ( ,july8 ,yes1 repli$ ,mr4 ,gr[*]4 ,we ought to h t k9d ( a day at lea/ once a ye>4 ,"o ,f\r? ( ,july night 9 ,london1 ! ,empire ,music ,hall adv]tis$ special attractions to ,am]ican visitors4 ,all ov] ! auditorium ! ,union ,jack & ,/>s & ,/ripes enfold$ "o ano!r1 & at ! int]ludes 7 he>d ,yankee ,doodle & ,hail ,columbia1 :ile a qu>tette sang ,d[n ^u ! ,swanee ,riv]4 ,x 0 an occasion to swell ! he>t ( an exil$ patriot4 ,f9ally came ! turn ( ! ,human ,encyclop$ia1 :o advanc$ to ! front ( ! /age & ann\nc$ himself ready to answ]1 sight unse51 all que/ions ! audi5ce might prop\nd4 ,a volley ( qu]ies 0 fir$ at him1 & ! ,encyclop$ia brea?lessly told ! di/ance ( ! e>? f ,m>s1 ! numb] ( bones 9 ! human skeleton1 ( squ>e miles 9 ! ,briti% ,empire1 & o!r equally important facts4 ,!re 0 a brief pause1 9 :i* an ,am]ican /ood up4 ,:at great ev5t took place ,july #d1 #aggf8 he prop\nd$ 9 a l\d glad voice4 ,! ,human ,encyclop$ia gl>$ at him4 ,?' h9cid5t y speak (1 sir1 0 a h9fam\s h\trage6 ,,freaks ,see ,husb&s4 ,,free ,,?\ght ,,tommy--,pop1 :at is a free?9k]8 ,,pop--,a free?9k]1 my son1 is any man :o isn't m>ri$4 ,,fr5* ,,language ,i und]/& y speak ,fr5* l a native4 ,no1 repli$ ! /ud5t2 ,i've got ! gramm> & ! acc5t d[n pretty f9e4 ,b x's h>d to le>n ! ge/ures4 ,9 ,p>is la/ summ] a s\!rn girl 0 he>d to drawl betwe5 ! acts ( ,*antecl]3 ,i ?9k x's mo' fun :5 y don't und]/& ,fr5*4 ,x s\nds mo' l *ick5s6--,life4 ,,fre%m5 ,see ,college ,/ud5ts4 ,,fri5ds ,! ,"l gives our relatives1 ,?ank ,god we c *oose our fri5ds4 ,fa!r4 ,well1 :at is x8 ,x says "h1 ',a man is kn[n by ! company he keeps4' ,is t s1 ,fa!r8 ,yes1 yes1 yes4 ,well1 ,fa!r1 if a good man keeps company ) a bad man1 is ! good man bad because he keeps company ) ! bad man1 & is ! bad man good because he keeps company ) ! good man8--,pun*4 ,"h's *ampagne to our real fri5ds4 ,& real pa9 to our %am fri5ds4 ,x's bett] to make fri5ds fa/ ,?an to make fa/ fri5ds4 ,"s fri5ds are a habit--"s a luxury4 ,a fri5d is "o :o ov]looks y\r virtues & appreciates y\r faults4 ,,fri5ds1 ,,society ,,( ,a visitor to ,philadelphia1 unfamili> ) ! g>b ( ! ,society ( ,fri5ds1 0 mu* int]e/$ 9 two demure & placid ,quak]esses :o took seats directly beh9d h] 9 ! ,broad ,/reet ,/ation4 ,aft] a few m9utes' sil5ce %e 0 some:at />tl$ to he> a g5tle voice inquire3 ,si/] ,kate1 w !e g to ! c\nt] & h a milk pun* on me8--,c>ol9a ,lockh>t4 ,,fri5d%ip ,fri5dly may we "p & quickly meet aga94 ,!re's fell[%ip ,9 e sip ,( fri5d%ip's brew4 ,may we all travel ?r\gh ! _w & s[ x ?ick ) fri5d%ip4 ,"h's to ! f\r h+es ( ,fri5d%ip-- ,swe>+1 ,ly+1 ,/eal+ & ,dr9k+4 ,:5 y swe>1 swe> by y\r c\ntry2 ,:5 y lie1 lie = a pretty woman1 ,:5 y /eal1 /eal away f bad company ,& :5 y dr9k1 dr9k ) me4 ,! tr\ble ) hav+ fri5ds is ! upkeep4 ,br[n volunte]$ to l5d me money4 ,did y take x8 ,no4 ,t sort ( fri5d%ip is too good to lose4 ,i let my h\se furni%$1 & !y've _h measles !re4 ,( c\rse we've _h ! place dis9fect$2 s ,i suppose x's q safe4 ,:at d y ?9k8 ,i fancy x w\ld be all "r1 de>2 b ,i ?9k1 p]haps1 x w\ld be saf] to l5d x to a fri5d fir/4--,pun*4 ,hoo is x1 ,jeemes1 t y mak' sic an enairm\s pr(it aff y] potatoes8 ,y] price is l[] ?an ony i!r 9 ! toon & ye mak' extra r$uctions = y] fre5ds4 ,weel1 ye see1 ,i knock aff twa %ill9's a ton beacuse a cu/om] is a fre5d o' m9e1 an' !n ,i ji/ tak' twa hund]t-weight aff ! ton because ,i'm a fre5d o' 84--,pun*4 ,! conductor ( a we/]n freight tra9 saw a tramp /eal+ a ride on "o ( ! =w>d c>s4 ,he told ! brakeman 9 ! caboose to g up & put ! man (f at ! next /op4 ,:5 ! brakeman approa*$ ! tramp1 ! latt] wav$ a big revolv] & told him to keep away4 ,did y get rid ( him8 ! conductor ask$ ! brakeman1 :5 ! tra9 0 "u motion aga94 ,i hadn't ! he>t1 0 ! reply4 ,he turn$ out to be an old s*ool fri5d ( m9e4 ,i'll take c>e ( him1 said ! conductor1 z he />t$ ov] ! tops ( ! c>s4 ,aft] ! tra9 _h made ano!r /op & gone on1 ! brakeman came into ! caboose & said to ! conductor3 ,well1 is he (f8 ,no2 he turn$ out to be an old s*ool fri5d ( m9e1 too4 ,if a man does n make new acqua9tances1 z he advances ?r\gh life1 he w soon f9d himself left alone4 ,a man1 ,sir1 %\ld keep 8 fri5d%ip 9 con/ant repair4--,samuel ,johnson4 ,!y say1 & ,i am glad !y say1 ,x is s2 & x may be s2 ,x may be j ! o!r way1 ,i _c tell1 b ?is ,i "k-- ,f quiet homes & fir/ beg9n+s ,out to ! undiscov]$ ends ,!re's no?+ wor? ! we> ( w9n+ ,save laught] & ! love ( fri5ds4 --,hilaire ,belloc4 ,,fun ,fun is l life insurance1 ?' old] y git ?' m x co/s4--,abe ,m>t94 ,see also ,amusem5ts4 ,,fun]als ,!re 0 an old man 9 a he>se1 ,:o murmur$1 ,?is might h be5 worse2 ,( c\rse ! exp5se ,is simply imm5se1 ,b x doesn't come out ( my purse4 ,,furniture ,,gue/--,t's a beautiful rug4 ,may ,i ask h[ mu* x co/ y8 ,,ho/--,five hundr$ doll>s4 ,a hundr$ & fifty = x & ! re/ = furniture to mat*4 ,,future ,,life ,a c]ta9 "y man's fri5ds ?\ght he 0 dead1 b he 0 only 9 a /ate ( coma4 ,:51 9 ample "t to avoid be+ buri$1 he %[$ signs ( life1 he 0 ask$ h[ x seem$ to be dead4 ,dead8 he exclaim$4 ,i wasn't dead4 ,i knew all t 0 go+ on4 ,& ,i knew ,i wasn't dead1 too1 because my feet 7 cold & ,i 0 hungry4 ,b h[ did t fact make y ?9k y 7 /ill alive8 ask$ "o ( ! curi\s4 ,well1 ?is way2 ,i knew t if ,i 7 9 heav5 ,i w\ldn't be hungry4 ,& if ,i 0 9 ! o!r place my feet w\ldn't be cold4 ,,fa!r 7impressively7--,suppose ,i %\ld be tak5 away sudd5ly1 :at w\ld become ( y1 my boy8 ,,irrev]5t ,,son--,i'd /ay "h4 ,! "q is1 ,:at w\ld become ( y8 ,look "h1 n[1 ,h>old1 said a fa!r to 8 little son1 :o 0 naughty1 if y don't say y\r pray]s y won't g to ,heav54 ,i don't want to g to ,heav51 sobb$ ! boy2 ,i want to g ) y & "m4 ,on a voyage across ! ocean an ,iri%man di$ & 0 ab\t to be buri$ at sea4 ,8 fri5d ,mike 0 ! *ief m\rn] at ! burial s]vice1 at ! conclusion ( :i* ^? 9 *>ge wrapp$ ! body 9 canvas prep>atory to dropp+ x ov]bo>d4 ,x is cu/om>y to place heavy %ot ) a body to insure its imm$iate s9k+1 b 9 ?is in/ance1 no?+ else be+ available1 a l>ge lump ( coal 0 sub/itut$4 ,mike's cup ( sorr[ ov]fl[$ 8 eyes1 & he te>fully exclaim$1 ,oh1 ,pat1 ,i knew y'd nev] get to heav51 b1 begorry1 ,i didn't ?9k y'd h to furni% y\r own fuel4 ,an ,iri%man told a man t he _h fall5 s l[ 9 ?is life t 9 ! next he w\ld h to climb up hill to get into hell4 ,:5 ,p4,t4 ,b>num 0 at ! head ( 8 great moral %[1 x 0 8 rule to s5d complim5t>y tickets to cl]gym51 & ! cu/om is cont9u$ to ?is day4 ,n long ago1 aft] ! ,rev]5d ,doctor ,walk] succe$$ to ! pa/orate ( ! ,rev]5d ,doctor ,hawks1 9 ,h>t=d1 !re came to ! p>sonage1 address$ to ,doctor ,hawks1 tickets = ! circus1 ) ! complim5ts ( ! fam\s %[man4 ,doctor ,walk] /udi$ ! tickets = a mom5t1 & !n rem>k$3 ,doctor ,hawks is dead & ,mr4 ,b>num is dead2 evid5tly !y hav5't met4 ,ar*bi%op ,ryan once att5d$ a d9n] giv5 him by ! citiz5s ( ,philadelphia & a brilliant company ( m5 0 pres5t4 ,among o!rs 7 ! presid5t ( ! ,p5nsylvania ,railroad2 ex-,attorney-,g5]al ,mac,veagh1 c\nsel = ! road1 & o!r prom95t railroad m54 ,mr4 ,mac,veagh1 9 talk+ to ! gue/ ( ! ev5+1 said3 ,y\r ,grace1 among o!rs y see "h a great _m railroad m54 ,!re is a peculi>ity ( railroad m5 t ev5 on social occasions y w f9d t !y always take _! lawy] ) !m4 ,t is :y ,i am "h4 ,!y nev] g any:]e )\t _! c\nsel4 ,n[ !y h ne>ly ev]y?+ t m5 want1 b ,i h a sugge/ion to make to y = an ex*ange ) u4 ,we c give free passes on all ! railroads ( ! c\ntry4 ,n[ if y w\ld only give u--say a free pass to ,p>adise by way ( ex*ange4 ,ah1 no1 said ,8 ,grace1 ) a m]ry tw9kle 9 8 eye1 t w\ld nev] d4 ,i w\ld n l to sep>ate !m f _! c\nsel4 ,,g>d5+ ,?' only "t "s fell]s ev] dig 9 ?' g>d5s is j be=e !y g a fi%9'4--,abe ,m>t94 ,i am go+ to />t a g>d51 ann\nc$ ,mr4 ,subbubs4 ,a few mon?s f n[ ,i won't be kick+ ab\t y\r prices4 ,no1 said ! groc]2 y'll be wond]+ h[ ,i c af=d to sell vegetables s *eap4 ,,gas ,,/oves ,a ,georgia woman :o mov$ to ,philadelphia f\nd %e c\ld n be cont5t$ )\t ! color$ mammy :o _h be5 h] s]vant = _m ye>s4 ,%e s5t = old mammy1 & ! s]vant arriv$ 9 due season4 ,x s happ5$ t ! ,georgia woman _h to leave t[n ! v day mammy arriv$4 ,be=e dep>t+ %e _h j "t to expla9 to mammy ! mod]n conv5i5ces ) :i* h] ap>tm5t 0 furni%$4 ,! gas /ove 0 ! contrivance :i* int]e/$ ! color$ woman mo/4 ,aft] ! mi/ress ( ! h\sehold _h light$ ! ov51 ! broil]1 & ! o!r burn]s & felt c]ta9 ! old s]vant und]/ood its op]ations1 ! mi/ress hurri$ = h] tra94 ,%e 0 abs5t = two weeks & "o ( h] fir/ que/ions to mammy 0 h[ %e _h worri$ along4 ,de f9es' ev]1 0 ! reply4 ,& dat air gas /ove--,o my6 ,:y d y "k1 ,miss ,flo'ence1 dat fire a9t gone out yit4 ,,g5]osity ,?is is a fo9e c\ntry1 ,bridget6 exclaim$ ,norah1 :o _h b rec5tly arriv$ 9 ! ,unit$ ,/ates4 ,sure1 x's g5]\s ev]ybody is4 ,i ask$ at ! po/-(fice ab\t s9d9' money to me mi!r1 & ! "y man tells me ,i c get a money ord] = #aj = #aj c5ts4 ,?9k ( t n[6 ,at "o ( ^! reunions ( ! ,blue & ! ,gray s happily common ( late1 a nor!rn vet]an1 :o _h lo/ bo? arms & bo? legs 9 ! s]vice1 caus$ himself to be po/$ 9 a conspicu\s place to receive alms4 ,! response to 8 appeal 0 g5]\s & 8 cup rapidly fill$4 ,nobody gave him m ?an a dime1 h[ev]1 except a grizzl$ w>rior ( ! lo/ cause1 :o plump$ 9 a doll>4 ,& n cont5t1 he pres5tly came t way aga9 & plump$ 9 ano!r doll>4 ,! cripple's gratitude did n q ext+ui% 8 curiosity4 ,:y1 he inquir$1 d y1 :o f\ght on ! o!r side1 give me s mu* m ?an any ( ^? :o 7 my comrades 9 arms8 ,! old rebel smil$ grimly4 ,because1 he repli$1 y're ! fir/ ,yank ,i ev] saw trimm$ up j to suit me4 ,at d9n] "o day1 x 0 notic$ t a small daught] ( ! m9i/] 0 putt+ aside all ! *oice pieces ( *ick5 & h] fa!r ask$ h] :y %e did t4 ,%e expla9$ t %e 0 sav+ !m = h] dog4 ,h] fa!r told h] !re 7 pl5ty ( bones ! dog c\ld h s %e cons5t$ to eat ! da9ty bits4 ,lat] %e collect$ ! bones & took !m to ! dog say+1 ,i meant to give a free w (f]+ b x is only a collection4 ,a little newsboy ) a cig>ette 9 8 m\? ent]$ a notion /ore & ask$ = a mat*4 ,we only sell mat*es1 said ! /orekeep]4 ,h[ mu* are !y8 ask$ ! future citiz54 ,p5ny a box1 0 ! answ]4 ,gimme a box1 said ! boy4 ,he took "o mat*1 lit ! cig>ette1 & h&$ ! box back ov] ! c\nt]1 say+1 ,"h1 take x & put x on de %elf1 & :5 anodd] sport comes & asks = a mat*1 give him "o on me4 ,little ,ralph belong$ to a family ( five4 ,"o morn+ he came into ! h\se c>ry+ five /ones :i* he br\ght to 8 "m1 say+3 ,look1 "m1 "h are tomb/ones = ea* "o ( u4 ,! "m1 c\nt+ !m1 said3 ,"h is "o = fa!r1 de>6 ,"h is "o = "m6 ,"h is bro!r's6 ,"h is ! baby's2 b !re is none = ,delia1 ! maid4 ,ralph 0 lo/ 9 ?\ght = a mom5t1 !n *e]fully cri$3 ,oh1 well1 nev] m9d1 "m2 ,delia c h m9e1 & ,i'll live6 ,%e 0 mak+ ! usual female se>* = h] purse :5 ! conductor came to collect ! f>es4 ,h] companion m$itat$ sil5tly = a mom5t1 !n1 address+ ! o!r1 said3 ,let u divide ?is ,mabel2 y fumble & ,i'll pay4 ,,g5tlem5 ,sadie1 :at is a g5tleman8 ,please1 ma'am1 %e answ]$1 a g5tleman's a man y don't "k v well4 ,two *>act]s 9 ,jeff]y ,f>nol's ,amateur ,g5tleman give ^! def9itions ( a g5tleman3 ,a g5tleman is a fell[ :o goes to a univ]sity1 b doesn't h to le>n any?+2 :o goes out into ! _w1 b doesn't h to "w at any?+2 & :o has nev] be5 black-ball$ at any ( ! clubs4 ,a g5tleman is 7,i take x7 "o born ) ! ,god-l capacity to ?9k & feel = o!rs1 irrespective ( _! rank or condition4444 ,"o :o possesses an ideal s l(ty1 a m9d s delicate1 t x lifts him above all ?+s ignoble & base1 yet /r5g!ns 8 h&s to raise ^? :o are fall5--no matt] h[ l[4 ,,g]mans ,! poet ,he9e & ,b>on ,james ,ro?s*ild 7 close fri5ds4 ,at ! d9n] table ( ! latt] ! f9anci] ask$ ! poet :y he 0 s sil5t1 :5 usually s gay & full ( witty rem>ks4 ,q "r1 respond$ ,he9e1 b to-night ,i h ex*ang$ views ) my ,g]man fri5ds & my head is fe>fully empty4 ,,gho/s ,i confess1 t ! subject ( psy*ical rese>* makes no great appeal to me1 ,sir ,william ,h5ry ,p]k91 ! inv5tor ( coal-t> dyes1 told "s fri5ds 9 ,new ,york rec5tly4 ,p]sonally1 9 ! c\rse ( a fairly long c>e]1 ,i h he>d at fir/ h& b "o gho/ /ory4 ,its h]o 0 a man :om ,i may z well call ,snooks4 ,snooks1 visit+ at a c\ntry h\se1 0 put 9 ! haunt$ *amb] = ! night4 ,he said t he did n feel ! slighte/ uneas9ess1 b nev]!less1 j z a matt] ( precaution1 he took to b$ ) him a revolv] ( ! late/ ,am]ican patt]n4 ,he slept peacefully en\gh until ! clock /ruck two1 :5 he awoke ) an unpleasant feel+ ( oppression4 ,he rais$ 8 head & pe]$ ab\t him4 ,! room 0 wanly illum9$ by ! full moon1 & 9 t weird1 blui% light he ?\ght he disc]n$ a small1 :ite h& clasp+ ! rail at ! foot ( ! b$4 ',:o's !re8' he ask$ tremul\sly4 ,!re 0 no reply4 ,! small :ite h& did n move4 ',:o's !re8' he repeat$4 ',answ] me or ,i'll %oot4' ,aga9 !re 0 no reply4 ,snooks cauti\sly rais$ himself1 took c>eful aim & fir$4 ,f t night on he's limp$4 ,%ot (f two ( 8 own toes4 ,,gifts ,:5 ,lawr5ce ,b>rett's daught] 0 m>ri$ ,/u>t ,robson s5t a *eck = #ejjj to ! bridegroom4 ,! com$ian's daught]1 ,felicia ,robson1 :o att5d$ ! w$d+ convey$ ! gift4 ,felicia1 said h] fa!r ^u h] return1 did y give him ! *eck8 ,yes1 ,fa!r1 answ]$ ! daught]4 ,:at did he say8 ask$ ,robson4 ,he didn't say any?+1 repli$ ,miss ,felicia1 b he %$ te>s4 ,h[ long did he cry8 ,:y ,fa!r1 ,i didn't "t him4 ,i %\ld say1 h[ev]1 t he wept fully a m9ute4 ,fully a m9ute1 mus$ ,robson4 ,:y1 ,daught]1 ,i cri$ an h\r aft] ,i sign$ x4 ,a *ur* h\se 9 a c]ta9 rural di/rict 0 sadly 9 ne$ ( repairs4 ,! (ficial bo>d _h call$ a meet+ ( ! p>i%ion]s to see :at c\ld be done t[>d rais+ ! necess>y funds4 ,"o ( ! weal?ie/ & /+ie/ ( ! adh]5ts ( t *ur* arose & said t he w\ld give five doll>s1 & sat d[n4 ,j !n a bit ( pla/]+ fell f ! ceil+ & hit him squ>ely ^u ! head4 ,:]eupon he jump$ up1 look$ confus$ & said3 ,i--er--,i meant ,i'll give fifty doll>s6 !n aga9 resum$ 8 seat4 ,aft] a brief sil5ce a voice 0 he>d to say3 ,o ,"l1 hit 'im aga96 ,he gives twice :o gives quickly because ! collectors come ar\nd lat] on & hit him = ano!r subscription4--,puck4 ,pres5ts1 ,i (t5 say1 ende> ,abs5ts4--,*>les ,lamb4 ,9 giv+1 a man receives m ?an he gives1 & ! m is 9 proportion to ! wor? ( ! ?+ giv54--,george ,mac,donald4 ,see also ,*ri/mas gifts4 ,,gluttony ,a cl]gyman 0 q ill z a result ( eat+ _m pieces ( m9ce pie4 ,a bro!r m9i/] visit$ him & ask$ him if he 0 afraid to die4 ,no1 ! sick man repli$1 ,b ,i %\ld be a%am$ to die f eat+ too mu*4 ,!re 0 a "y p]son nam$ ,n$1 ,:o d9$ be=e go+ to b$1 ,on lob/] & ham ,& salad & jam1 ,& :5 he awoke he 0 dead4 ,,golf ,two ,scot*m5 met & ex*ang$ ! small talk appropriate to ! h\r4 ,z !y 7 p>t+ to g supp]w>d ,s&y said to ,jock3 ,jock1 mon1 ,i'll g ye a roond on ! l9ks 9 ! morrn'4 ,! morrn'8 ,jock repeat$4 ,aye1 mon1 ! morrn'1 said ,s&y4 ,i'll g ye a roond on ! l9ks 9 ! morrn'4 ,aye1 weel1 said ,jock1 ,i'll g ye4 ,b ,i _h int5d$ to get m>riet 9 ! morrn'4 ,,golf] 7un/eadi$ by ,*ri/mas lun*eon7 to ,oppon5t-- ,sir1 ,i wi% y cle>ly to und]/& t ,i res5t y\r unw>rant--y\r int]f]5ce ) my game1 sir6 ,tilt ! gre5 once m1 sir1 & ,i *uck ! mat*4 ,doctor ,william ,s4 ,ra9s=d is an invet]ate golf play]4 ,:5 he 0 rector ( ,/4 ,george's ,*ur*1 9 ,new ,york ,city1 he 0 badly beat5 on ! l9ks by "o ( 8 ve/rym54 ,to console ! cl]gyman ! ve/ryman v5tur$ to say3 ,nev] m9d1 ,doctor1 y'll get satisfaction "s day :5 ,i pass away4 ,!n y'll read ! burial s]vice ov] me4 ,i don't see any satisfaction 9 t1 answ]$ ! cl]gy-man1 = y'll /ill be 9 ! hole4 ,,sunday ,,s*ool ,,tea*]--,willie1 d y "k :at beomes ( boys :o use bad language :5 !y're play+ m>bles8 ,,willie--,yes1 miss4 ,!y gr[ up & play golf4 ,! game ( golf1 z e humori/ kn[s1 is conducive to pr(anity4 ,x is also a t]rible /ra9 on v]acity1 e man be+ 8 own umpire4 ,f\r m5 7 play+ golf on a c\rse :]e ! haz>d on ! n9? hole 0 a deep rav9e4 ,!y drove (f4 ,?ree w5t into ! rav9e & "o manag$ to get 8 ball ov]4 ,! ?ree :o _h dropp$ into ! rav9e walk$ up to h a look4 ,two ( !m decid$ n to try to play _! balls out & gave up ! hole4 ,! ?ird said he w\ld g d[n & play out 8 ball4 ,he disappe>$ into ! deep crevasse4 ,pres5tly 8 ball came bobb+ out & aft] a "t he climb$ up4 ,h[ _m /rokes8 ask$ "o ( 8 oppon5ts4 ,?ree4 ,b ,i he>d six4 ,?ree ( !m 7 e*oes6 ,:5 ,m>k ,twa9 came to ,wa%+ton to try to get a dec5t copyright law pass$1 a repres5tative took him out to ,*evy ,*ase4 ,m>k ,twa9 refus$ to play golf himself1 b he cons5t$ to walk ov] ! c\rse & wat* ! repres5tative's /rokes4 ,! repres5tative 0 r a duff]4 ,tee+ (f1 he s5t cl\ds ( e>? fly+ 9 all directions4 ,!n1 to hide 8 confusion he said to 8 gue/3 ,:at d y ?9k ( our l9ks "h1 ,mr4 ,clem5s8 ,be/ ,i ev] ta/$1 said ,m>k ,twa91 z he wip$ ! dirt f 8 lips ) 8 h&k]*ief4 ,,good ,,fell[%ip ,a glass is good1 a lass is good1 ,& a pipe to smoke 9 cold wea!r1 ,! _w is good & ! p are good1 ,& we're all good fell[s toge!r4 ,may good humor preside :5 good fell[s meet1 ,& reason prescribe :5'tis "t to retreat4 ,"h's to u t are "h1 to y t are !re1 & ! re/ ( u ev]y:]e4 ,"h's to all ! _w1-- ,= fe> "s d>n fool may take (f5ce4 ,,gossip ,a gossip is a p]son :o syndicates 8 conv]sation4--,dick ,dick9son4 ,gossips are ! spies ( life4 ,h[ev] did y reconcile ,adele & ,m>y8 ,i gave !m a *oice bit ( gossip & ask$ !m n to repeat x to ea* o!r4 ,! sev5-ye>-old daught] ( a prom95t suburban resid5t is1 ! neighbors say1 a precoci\s y\ng/]2 at all ev5ts1 %e kn[s ! ways ( ! _w4 ,h] "m _h occasion to puni% h] "o day la/ week = a p>ticul>ly mis*iev\s prank1 & aft] %e _h talk$ x ov] v solemnly s5t ! little girl up to h] room4 ,an h\r lat] ! "m w5t up/airs4 ,! *ild 0 sitt+ complac5tly on ! w9d[ seat1 look+ out at ! o!r *ildr54 ,well1 little girl1 ! "m began1 did y tell ,god all ab\t h[ naughty y'd be58 ,! y\ng/] %ook h] head1 emphatically4 ,guess ,i didn't1 %e gurgl$2 :y1 x'd be all ov] heav5 9 no "t4 ,get a gossip w\nd up & %e w run somebody d[n4--,life4 ,papa1 mamma says t "o-half ! _w doesn't "k h[ ! o!r half lives4 ,well1 %e %\ldn't blame h]self1 de>1 x isn't h] fault4 ,x is only national hi/ory t repeats itself4 ,y\r private hi/ory is repeat$ by ! neighbors4 ,y're a t]rible sc&al-mong]1 ,l9kum1 said ,jorrocks4 ,:y 9 ?und] don't y make x a rule to tell only half :at y he>8 ,t's :at ,i d d1 said ,l9kum4 ,only ,i tell ! spicy half4 ,:at1 ask$ ! ,sunday-s*ool tea*]1 is meant by be>+ false witness aga9/ "o's neighbor8 ,x's tell+ falsehoods ab\t !m1 said ! "o small maid4 ,p>tly "r & p>tly wrong1 said ! tea*]4 ,i "k1 said ano!r little girl1 hold+ h] h& high 9 ! air4 ,x's :5 nobody did any?+ & somebody w5t & told ab\t x4--,h4,r4 ,b5nett4 ,,maud--,t /ory y told ab\t ,alice isn't wor? repeat+4 ,,kate--,x's "y yet2 give x "t4 ,,son--,:y d p say ',dame ,gossip'8 ,,fa!r--,because !y are too polite to leave (f ! 'e4' ,i _c tell h[ ! tru? may be2 ,i say ! tale z 'twas said to me4 ,nev] tell evil ( a man1 if y d n "k x = a c]ta9ty1 & if y d "k x = a c]ta9ty1 !n ask y\rself1 ,:y %\ld ,i tell x8--,lavat]4 ,,gov]nm5t ,,own]%ip ,don't y ?9k ! coal-m9es ought to be controll$ by ! gov]nm5t8 ,i might if ,i didn't "k :o controll$ ! gov]nm5t4--,life4 ,,gov]nors ,! gov]nor ( a we/]n /ate 0 d9+ ) ! family ( a ,repres5tative 9 ,congress f t /ate1 & opposite him at table sat ! little girl ( ! family1 ag$ t54 ,%e gaz$ at ! ,gov]nor solemnly ?r\gh\t ! repa/4 ,f9ally ! y\ng/] ask$1 ,are y really & truly a gov]nor8 ,yes1 repli$ ! great man laugh+ly2 ,i really & truly am4 ,i've always want$ to see a gov]nor1 cont9u$ ! *ild1 = ,i've he>d ,daddy speak ( 'em4 ,well1 rejo9$ ! ,gov]nor1 n[ t y h se5 "o1 are y satisfi$8 ,no1 sir1 answ]$ ! y\ng/]1 )\t ! slighte/ imp]t95ce1 b ) an air ( great conviction1 no1 sir2 ,i'm disappo9t$4 ,,graft ,:at is meant by graft8 said ! inquir+ =eign]4 ,graft1 said ! resid5t ( a great city1 is a sy/em :i* ultimately results 9 compell+ a l>ge portion ( ! population to apologize con/antly = n hav+ money1 & ! rema9d] to expla9 h[ !y got x4 ,,lady--,i guess y're gett9' a good ?+ out o' t5d+ ! ri* ,smi? boy1 a9't ye1 doctor8 ,,doctor--,well1 yes2 ,i get a pretty good fee4 ,:y8 ,,lady--,well1 ,i hope y won't =get t my ,willie ?rew ! brick t hit 'im6 ,e man has 8 price1 b "s hold b>ga9 sales4--,satire4 ,! ,democrats _h a cle> work+ majority 9 ----1 ,ill9ois1 = a numb] ( ye>s4 ,b :5 ! ,fifte5? ,am5dm5t w5t into effect x enfran*is$ s _m ( ! cull$ br$r5 z to make x app>5t to ! p>ty lead]s t unless a good _m black votes c\ld be b\ght up1 ! ,republicans w\ld c>ry ! city election4 ,accord+ly advances 7 made to ! ,rev4 ,bro!r ----1 ^: influ5ce x 0 ?\ght desirable to secure1 inasmu* z he 0 c]ta9 to control ! votes ( 8 entire *ur*4 ,he 0 f\nd op5 to conviction1 & arrangem5ts progress$ satisfactorily until x 0 ask$ h[ mu* money w\ld be necess>y to secure 8 vote & influ5ce4 ,) an air ( (f5d$ dignity1 ,bro!r ---- repli$3 ,n[1 gemm51 z a regul> awda9$ m9i/] ob de ,bapti/ ,*ur* dis t+ has gone jes z f> z my consci5ce w 'l[2 b1 gemm51 my son w call r\nd to see y 9 de morn9'4 ,a well-kn[n ,new ,york contractor w5t into ! tailor's1 donn$ 8 new suit1 & left 8 old "o = repairs4 ,!n he s\ght a caf & refre%$ ! inn] man2 b z he rea*$ 9 8 pocket = ! money to settle 8 *eck1 he realiz$ t he _h neglect$ to transf] bo? purse & wat* :5 he left 8 suit4 ,z he hesitat$1 some:at emb>rass$1 he saw a bill on ! floor at 8 feet4 ,seiz+ x ?ankfully1 he /epp$ to ! ca%i]'s desk & pres5t$ bo? *eck & money4 ,t 0 a two doll> bill1 he expla9$ :5 he c\nt$ 8 *ange4 ,i "k x1 said ! ca%i]1 ) a toss ( h] blond head4 ,i'm divid+ ) y4 ,i saw x fir/4 ,,gratitude ,aft] ,o',connell _h obta9$ ! acquittal ( a horse-/eal]1 ! ?ief1 9 ! ec/asy ( 8 gratitude1 cri$ out1 ,o*1 c\nsellor1 ,i've no way "h to ?ank y\r honor2 b ,i wi%'t ,i saw y knock$ d[n 9 me own p>i%--w\ldn't ,i br+ a faction to ! rescue8 ,"s p are nev] satisfi$4 ,= example1 ! prison] :o compla9$ ( ! lit]ature t ! prison angel gave him to read4 ,nutt'n b cont9u$ /ories1 he grumbl$4 ,an ,i'm to be hung next ,tuesday4 ,x 0 a v hot day & a picnic _h be5 arrang$ by ! ,unit$ ,society ( ,lady ,veget>ians4 ,!y 7 com=tably seat$1 & wait+ = ! kettle to boil1 :51 horror ( horrors6 a savage bull appe>$ on ! sc5e4 ,imm$iately a wild ru% 0 made = safety1 :ile ! rag+ creature p\nd$ aft] "o lady :o1 un=tunately1 _h a r$ p>asol4 ,by great good =tune %e nipp$ ov] ! /ile be=e x c\ld rea* h]4 ,!n1 rega9+ h] brea?1 %e turn$ r\nd4 ,oh1 y ungrateful creature6 %e exclaim$4 ,"h h ,i be5 a veget>ian all my life4 ,!re's gratitude = y6 ,miss ,,passay--,y h sav$ my life1 "y man4 ,h[ c ,i repay y8 ,h[ c ,i %[ my gratitude8 ,are y m>ri$8 ,,"y ,,man--,yes2 come & be a cook = u4 ,,great ,,brita9 ,"o ( ! /ories told by ,mr4 ,sp5c] ,leigh ,hughes 9 8 spee* 9 ! ,h\se ( ,commons "o night tickl$ ev]ybody4 ,x is ! /ory ( ! small boy :o 0 wat*+ ! ,speak]'s procession z x w5d$ its way ?r\gh ! lobby4 ,fir/ came ! ,speak]1 & !n ! *apla91 & next ! o!r (fic]s4 ,:o1 fa!r1 is t g5tleman8 said ! small boy1 po9t+ to ! *apla94 ,t1 my son1 said ! fa!r1 is ! *apla9 ( ! ,h\se4 ,does he pray = ! memb]s8 ask$ ! small boy4 ,! fa!r ?\ght a m9ute & !n said3 ,no1 my son2 :5 he goes into ! ,h\se he looks ar\nd & sees ! memb]s sitt+ !re & !n he prays = ! c\ntry4--,c>diff ,mail4 ,!re is a lad 9 ,bo/on1 ! son ( a well-kn[n writ] ( hi/ory1 :o has evid5tly pr(it$ by su* obs]vations z he may h ov]he>d 8 fa!r utt] t\*+ c]ta9 phases ( ,briti% empire-build+4 ,at any rate ! boy %[$ a %rewd notion ( ! op9ion n infrequ5tly express$ 9 reg>d to ! righte\sness ( ,briti% occupation4 ,x 0 he :o h&$ 9 ! foll[+ essay on ! mak+ ( a ,briti% colony3 ,africa is a ,briti% colony4 ,i w tell y h[ ,engl& does x4 ,fir/ %e gets a mission>y2 :5 ! mission>y has f\nd a specially beautiful & f]tile tract ( c\ntry1 he gets all 8 p r\nd him & says3 ',let u pray1' & :5 all ! eyes are %ut1 up goes ! ,briti% flag4 ,,grief ,jim1 :o work$ 9 a g>age1 _h j decl9$ ,mr4 ,smi?'s invitation to ride 9 8 new c>4 ,:at's ! matt]1 ,jim8 ask$ ,mr4 ,smi?4 ,are y sick8 ,no1 sah1 he repli$4 ,ta9't t--,i done los' #e1 sah1 an' ,i jes' na*]ly got tuh sit an' grieve4 ,,gu>antees ,,travel] 7on an ,engli% tra97--,%all ,i h "t to get a dr9k8 ,,gu>d--,yes1 sir4 ,,travel]--,c y give me a gu>antee t ! tra9 won't />t8 ,,gu>d--,yes1 ,i'll take "o ) y6 ,,gue/s ,look "h1 ,d9ah1 said ,b9ks1 z he op5$ a que/ionable egg at breakfa/1 is ?is ! fre%e/ egg y c f9d8 ,naw1 suh1 repli$ ,d9ah4 ,we done got a haff doz5 laid diss morn9'1 suh1 b de bi%op's com9' d[n hy> 9 ,augu/1 suh1 & we's sav9' all de fre% aigs = him1 suh4 ,"h's a heal? to !e & ?9e ,f ! he>ts ( me & m9e2 ,& :5 !e & ?9e ,come to see me & m9e1 ,may me & m9e make !e & ?9e ,z welcome z !e & ?9e ,h ev] made me & m9e4 ,,habit ,among ! new class :i* came to ! second-grade tea*]1 a "y timid girl1 0 "o ,tommy1 :o = naughty de$s _h be5 _m times spank$ by 8 fir/-grade tea*]4 ,s5d him to me any "t :5 y want him spank$1 sugge/$ ! latt]2 ,i c manage him4 ,"o morn+1 ab\t a week aft] ?is conv]sation1 ,tommy appe>$ at ! fir/-grade tea*]'s door4 ,%e dropp$ h] "w1 seiz$ him by ! arm1 dragg$ him to ! dress+-room1 turn$ him ov] h] knee & did h] duty4 ,:5 %e _h f9i%$ %e said3 ,well1 ,tommy1 :at h y to say8 ,please1 ,miss1 my tea*] wants ! scissors4 ,9 rew>d ( fai?ful political s]vice an ambiti\s saloon keep] 0 appo9t$ police magi/rate4 ,:at's ! *>ge ag'9 ?is man8 he inquir$ :5 ! fir/ case 0 call$4 ,drunk1 y] honor1 said ! policeman4 ,! newly made magi/rate fr[n$ ^u ! trembl+ def5dant4 ,guilty1 or n guilty8 he dem&$4 ,sure1 sir1 falt]$ ! accus$1 ,i nev] dr9k a drop4 ,h a cig>1 !n1 urg$ 8 honor p]suasively1 z he abs5tly poli%$ ! top ( ! judicial desk ) 8 pocket h&k]*ief4 ,we _h a f9e sunrise ?is morn+1 said "o ,new ,york] to ano!r4 ,did y see x8 ,sunrise8 said ! second man4 ,:y1 ,i'm always 9 b$ be=e sunrise4 ,a travel+ man :o 0 a cig>ette smok] rea*$ t[n on an e>ly tra94 ,he want$ a smoke1 b none ( ! /ores 7 op54 ,ne> ! /ation he saw a newsboy smok+1 & approa*$ him )3 ,say1 son1 got ano!r cig>ette8 ,no1 sir1 said ! boy1 b ,i've got ! mak+s4 ,all "r1 ! travel+ man said4 ,b ,i c't roll 'em v well4 ,w y fix "o = me8 ,! boy did4 ,don't believe ,i've got a mat*1 said ! man1 aft] a se>* ?r\gh 8 pockets4 ,! boy h&$ him a mat*4 ,say1 ,capta91 he said y a9't got any?+ b ! habit1 h y8 ,habit ) him 0 all ! te/ ( tru?2 ,x mu/ be "r3 ,i've done x f my y\?4 --,crabbe4 ,,hades ,see ,future life4 ,,happ9ess ,"l ,tank]ville1 9 ,new ,york1 said ( ! int]national s*ool "q3 ,! subject ( ! ,am]ican v]sus ! ,engli% s*ool has be5 too mu* discuss$4 ,! good got f a s*ool dep5ds1 aft] all1 on ! s*oolboy *iefly1 & ,i'm afraid ! av]age s*oolboy is well reflect$ 9 t classic s*oolboy lett] home :i* said3 ',de> p>5ts--,we are hav+ a good "t n[ at s*ool4 ,george ,jones broke 8 leg coa/+ & is 9 b$4 ,we w5t skat+ & ! ice broke & all got wet4 ,willie ,br[n 0 dr[n$4 ,mo/ ( ! boys "h are d[n ) influ5za4 ,! g>d5] fell into our cave & broke 8 rib1 b he c "w a little4 ,! aviator man at ! race c\rse kick$ u because we ?rew s& 9 8 motor1 & we are all black & blue4 ,i broke my front too? play+ football4 ,we are v happy4' ,mank9d are always happi] = hav+ be5 happy2 s t if y make !m happy n[1 y make !m happy tw5ty ye>s h5ce by ! memory ( x4--,sydney ,smi?4 ,,h>ness+ ,! /ory is told ( two ,tr5ton m5 :o hir$ a horse & trap = a little out+ n long ago4 ,^u rea*+ _! de/9ation1 ! horse 0 unh>ness$ & p]mitt$ peacefully to graze :ile ! m5 fi%$ = an h\r or two4 ,:5 !y 7 ready to g home1 a difficulty at once pres5t$ itself1 inasmu* z nei!r ( ! ,tr5tonians knew h[ to reh>ness ! horse4 ,e ef=t 9 ?is direction met ) dire failure1 & ! wor/ problem 0 prop]ly to adju/ ! bit4 ,! horse himself seem$ to res5t ! idea ( go+ into h>ness aga94 ,f9ally "o ( ! fri5ds1 9 great disgu/1 sat d[n 9 ! road4 ,!re's only "o ?+ we c d1 ,bill1 said he4 ,:at's t8 ask$ ,bill4 ,wait = ! fooli% bea/ to yawn6 ,,h>v>d ,,univ]sity ,well1 ,i'll tell y ?is1 said ! college man1 ,wellesley is a mat* factory4 ,t's q true1 ass5t$ ! girl4 ,at ,wellesley we make ! heads1 b we get ! /icks f ,h>v>d4--,c4 ,/ratton4 ,,ha% ,george1 said ! ,titian-hair$ s*ool m>m1 is !re any connect+ l9k betwe5 ! animal k+dom & ! vegetable k+dom8 ,ye?1 ma'am1 answ]$ ,george promptly4 ,ha%4 ,,ha/e ,! f]ry-dock 0 cr[d$ ) we>y home-go]s :5 ?r\gh ! cr[d ru%$ a man--hot1 excit$1 lad5 to ! *9 ) bundles ( e %ape & size4 ,he spr9t$ d[n ! pi]1 8 eyes fix$ on a f]ryboat only two or ?ree feet out f ! pi]4 ,he paus$ b an in/ant on ! /r+-piece1 & !n1 *e]$ on by ! amus$ cr[d1 he made a fly+ leap across ! int]v5+ /ret* ( wat] & l&$ safely on ! deck4 ,a fat man happ5$ to be /&+ on ! exact spot on :i* he /ruck1 & !y bo? w5t d[n ) a res\nd+ cra%4 ,:5 ! arriv+ man _h some:at recov]$ 8 brea? he apologiz$ to ! fat man4 ,i hope ,i didn't hurt y1 he said4 ,i am sorry4 ,b1 anyway ,i caught ! boat6 ,b y idiot1 said ! fat man1 ! boat 0 com+ 96 ,,heal? ,,resorts ,:]e've y be51 ,murray8 ,to a heal? resort4 ,f9e/ place ,i ev] /ruck4 ,x 0 simply great4 ,!n :y did y come away8 ,oh1 ,i got sick & _h to come home4 ,are y go+ back8 ,y bet4 ,j z soon z ,i get well en\gh4 ,,he>+ ,! ,ladies' ,aid ladies 7 talk+ ab\t a conv]sation !y _h ov]he>d be=e ! meet+1 betwe5 a man & 8 wife4 ,!y mu/ h be5 to ! ,zoo1 said ,mrs4 ,a41 because ,i he>d h] m5tion 'a tra9$ de]4' ,goodness me6 laugh$ ,mrs4 ,b4 ,:at que] he>+ y mu/ h6 ,!y 7 talk+ ab\t go+ away1 & %e said1 ',f9d out ab\t ! tra91 de>4' ,well did anybody ev]8 exclaim$ ,mrs4 ,c4 ,i am sure !y 7 talk+ ab\t musicians1 = %e said 'a tra9$ e>1' z di/9ctly z c\ld be4 ,! discussion began to w>m up1 & 9 ! mid/ ( x ! lady h]self appe>$4 ,!y c>ri$ _! case to h] promptly1 & ask$ = a settlem5t4 ,well1 well1 y d beat all6 %e exclaim$1 aft] he>+ ea* "o4 ,i'd be5 out to ! c\ntry ov]night1 & 0 ask+ my husb& if x ra9$ "h la/ night4 ,aft] :i* ! ?ree disputants retir$1 aba%$ & 9 sil5ce4--,w4,j4 ,lampton4 ,,heav5 ,tom1 said an ,indiana y\ng/] :o 0 digg+ 9 ! y>d1 don't y make t hole any deep]1 or y'll come to gas4 ,well1 :at if ,i d8 ,x won't hurt4 ,yes1 't w too4 ,if x sp\ts out1 we'll be bl[n cle> up to heav54 ,%ucks1 t w\ld be fun6 ,y an' me w\ld be ! only live ones up !re4--,i4,c4 ,curtis4 ,see also ,future life4 ,,heirlooms ,,he 7wond]+ if 8 rival has be5 accept$7--,are bo? y\r r+s heirlooms8 ,,%e 7conceal+ ! h&7--,oh1 de>1 yes4 ,"o has be5 9 ! family s9ce ! "t ( ,alfr$1 b ! o!r is new]--7blu%+7--x only dates f ! conque/4 ,my gr&fa!r 0 a capta9 ( indu/ry4 ,well8 ,he left no sword1 b we /ill treasure ! /ubs ( 8 *eck-books4 ,,hell ,see ,future life4 ,,h]$ity ,papa1 :at does h]$it>y mean8 ,some?+ :i* desc5ds f fa!r to son4 ,is a spank+ h]$it>y8 ,william _h j return$ f college1 respl5d5t 9 peg-top tr\s]s1 silk hosi]y1 a fancy wai/coat1 & a necktie t spoke = itself4 ,he ent]$ ! libr>y :]e 8 fa!r 0 read+4 ,! old g5tleman look$ up & survey$ 8 son4 ,! long] he look$1 ! m disgu/$ he became4 ,son1 he f9ally blurt$ out1 y look l a d--- fool6 ,lat]1 ! old ,major :o liv$ next door came 9 & greet$ ! boy he>tily4 ,william1 he said ) undisguis$ admiration1 y look exactly l y\r fa!r did tw5ty-five ye>s ago :5 he came back f s*ool6 ,yes1 repli$ ,william1 ) a smile1 s ,fa!r 0 j tell+ me4 ,!re seems to be a /range aff9ity betwe5 a d>ky & a *ick54 ,i wond] :y8 said ,jones4 ,naturally en\gh1 repli$ ,br[n4 ,"o is desc5d$ f ,ham & ! o!r f eggs4 ,s y h adopt$ a baby to raise8 we ask ( our fri5d4 ,well1 x may turn out all "r1 b don't y ?9k y are tak+ *ances8 ,n a *ance1 he answ]s4 ,no matt] h[ _m bad habits ! *ild may develop1 my wife c't say he inh]its any ( !m f my side ( ! h\se4 ,see also ,ance/ry4 ,,h]oes ,,! ,,pass]-,,by--,y took a great risk 9 rescu+ t boy2 y des]ve a ,c>negie m$al4 ,:at prompt$ y to d x8 ,,! ,,h]o--,he _h my skates on6--,puck4 ,,mr4 ,,h5peck--,are y ! man :o gave my wife a lot ( impud5ce8 ,,mr4 ,,scrap]--,i reckon ,i am4 ,,mr4 ,,h5peck--,%ake6 ,y're a h]o4 ,ea* man is a h]o & an oracle to somebody4--,em]son4,,high ,,co/ ,,( ,,liv+ ,see ,co/ ( liv+4 ,,h9t+ ,little ,james1 :ile at a neighbor's1 0 giv5 a piece ( bread & butt]1 & politely said1 ,?ank y4 ,t's "r1 ,james1 said ! lady4 ,i l to he> little boys say '?ank y4' ,well1 rejo9$ ,james1 ,if y want to he> me say x aga91 y might put "s jam on x4 ,,home ,home is a place :]e y c take (f y\r new %oes & put on y\r old mann]s4 ,:o ha? n met ) home-made bread1 ,a heavy comp\nd ( putty & lead-- ,& home-made w9es t rack ! head1 ,& home-made liquors & wat]s8 ,home-made pop t w n foam1 ,& home-made di%es t drive "o f home-- 99 99 99 99 99 99 ,home-made by ! homely daught]s4 --,hood4 ,,homel9ess ,see ,beauty1 ,p]sonal4 ,,home/eads ,mala*i1 said a prospective home/ead] to a lawy]1 y "k all ab\t ?is law4 ,tell me :at ,i am to d4 ,well1 said ! o!r1 ,i don't rememb] ! exact word+ ( ! law1 b ,i c give y ! mean+ ( x4 ,x's ?is3 ,! gov]nm5t is will9' to bet y "o hundr$ & sixty acres ( l& aga9/ f\rte5 doll>s t y c't live on x five ye>s )\t />v+ to dea?4--,f5imore ,m>t94 ,,hone/y ,he's an hone/ "y man said ! saloon keep]1 ) an approv+ smile4 ,he sold 8 vote to pay 8 :iskey bill4 ,,visitor--,& y always did y\r d>+ robb]ies s+le-h&$8 ,:y didn't y h a pal8 ,,prison]--,well1 sir1 ,i wuz afraid he might turn out to be di%one/4 ,ex-,di/rict ,attorney ,j]ome1 at a d9n] 9 ,new ,york1 told a /ory ab\t hone/y4 ,!re 0 a man1 he said1 :o appli$ = a position 9 a dry-goods h\se4 ,8 appe>ance wasn't prepossess+1 & ref]5ces 7 dem&$4 ,aft] "s hesitation1 he gave ! "n ( a driv] 9 ! firm's employ4 ,?is driv]1 he ?\ght1 w\ld v\* = him4 ,a cl]k s\ght out ! driv]1 & ask$ him if ! applicant 0 hone/4 ',hone/8' ! driv] said4 ',:y1 8 hone/y's be5 prov$ aga9 & aga94 ,to my c]ta9 k he's be5 arre/$ n9e times = /eal+ & e "t he 0 acquitt$4' ,h[ is x1 ,mr4 ,br[n1 said a mill] to a f>m]1 t :5 ,i came to measure ^? t5 b>rels ( apples ,i b\ght f y1 ,i f\nd !m ne>ly two b>rels %ort8 ,s+ul>1 v s+ul>2 = ,i s5t !m to y 9 t5 ( y\r own fl\r-b>rels4 ,ahem6 ,did1 eh8 said ! mill]4 ,well1 p]haps ,i made a mi/ake4 ,let's imbibe4 ,! /rang] laid d[n f\r aces & scoop$ 9 ! pot4 ,?is game a9't on ! level1 prote/$ ,sagebu% ,sam1 at ! same "t produc+ a gun to l5d =ce to 8 accusation4 ,t a9't ! h& ,i dealt ye6 ,a dumpy little woman ) solemn eyes1 hold+ by ! h& two dumpy little boys1 came to ! box-(fice ( a !at]4 ,h&+ 9 a qu>t]1 %e ask$ meekly = ! be/ seat %e c\ld get = t money4 ,^? boys mu/ h tickets if y take !m 91 said ! cl]k4 ,oh1 no1 mi/]1 %e said4 ,i nev] pay = !m4 ,i nev] c sp>e m ?an a qu>t]1 & ,i j love a %[4 ,we won't *eat y any1 mi/]1 = !y bo? g s\nd asleep j z soon z !y get into a seat1 & don't see a s+le bit ( x4 ,! argum5t conv9c$ ! ticket man1 & he all[$ ! two *ildr5 to pass 94 ,t[>d ! end ( ! second act an u%] came out ( ! auditorium & h&$ a tw5ty-five-c5t piece to ! ticket-sell]4 ,:at's ?is8 dem&$ ! latt]4 ,i don't "k1 said ! u%]4 ,a little *unk ( a woman beckon$ me cle> across ! h\se1 & said "o ( h] kids _h wak$ up & 0 look+ at ! %[1 & t ,i %\ld br+ y t qu>t]4 ,,honor ,9 ! smok+ comp>tm5t ( a ,pullman1 !re 7 six m5 smok+ & read+4 ,all ( a sudd5 a door bang$ & ! conductor's voice cri$3 ,all tickets1 please6 ,!n "o ( ! m5 9 ! comp>tm5t leap$ to 8 feet1 scann$ ! faces ( ! o!rs & said1 sl[ly & impressively3 ,g5tlem51 ,i tru/ to y\r honor4 ,& he div$ "u ! seat & rema9$ !re 9 a small1 sil5t knot till ! conductor 0 safely gone4 ,titles ( hon\r add n to 8 wor?1 ,:o is himself an hon\r to 8 titles4 --,john ,=d4 ,,hope ,,fr$--,my de> ,dora1 let ?is ?\ght console y = y\r lov]'s dea?4 ,rememb] t o!r & bett] m5 ?an he h gone ! same way4 ,,b]eav$ ,,"o--,!y hav5't all gone1 h !y8--,puck4 ,,horses ,a city man1 visit+ a small c\ntry t[n1 bo>d$ a /age ) two dilapidat$ horses1 & f\nd t he _h no o!r curr5cy ?an a five-doll> bill4 ,?is he pr(f]$ to ! driv]4 ,! latt] took x1 look$ x ov] = a mom5t or s1 & !n ask$3 ,:i* horse d y want8 ,a travel] 9 ,indiana notic$ t a f>m] 0 hav+ tr\ble ) 8 horse4 ,x w\ld />t1 g sl[ly = a %ort di/ance1 & !n /op aga94 ,!reupon ! f>m] w\ld h great difficulty 9 gett+ x />t$4 ,f9ally ! travel] approa*$ & ask$1 solicit\sly3 ,is y\r horse sick8 ,n z ,i kn[s (4 ,is he balky8 ,no4 ,b he is s dang$ 'fraid ,i'll say :oa & he won't he> me1 t he /ops e once 9 a :ile to li/54 ,a ,g]man f>m] 0 9 se>* ( a horse4 ,i've got j ! horse = y1 said ! liv]yman4 ,he's five ye>s old1 s\nd z a doll> & goes t5 miles )\t /opp+4 ,! ,g]man ?rew 8 h&s skyw>d4 ,n = me1 he said1 n = me4 ,i live eight miles f t[n1 und mit dot horse ,i haf to valk back two miles4 ,!re's a groc] :o is notori\s = 8 wret*$ horse fle%4 ,! groc]'s boy is r a reckless driv]4 ,he drove "o ( 8 ma/]'s wor/ nags a little too h>d "o day1 & ! animal fell ill & di$4 ,y've kill$ my horse1 curse y6 ! groc] said to ! boy ! next morn+4 ,i'm sorry1 boss1 ! lad falt]$4 ,sorry be durn$6 %\t$ ! groc]4 ,:o's go+ to pay me = my horse8 ,i'll make x all "r1 boss1 said ! boy soo?+ly4 ,y c take x out ( my next ,saturday's wages4 ,be=e ,abraham ,l9coln became ,presid5t he 0 call$ out ( t[n on important law bus9ess4 ,z he _h a long di/ance to travel he hir$ a horse f a liv]y /able4 ,:5 a few days lat] he return$ he took ! horse back to ! /able & ask$ ! man :o _h giv5 x to him3 ,keep ?is horse = fun]als8 ,no1 inde$1 answ]$ ! man indignantly4 ,glad to he> x1 said ,l9coln2 because if y did ! corpse w\ldn't get !re 9 "t = ! resurrection4 ,,hospitality ,night 0 approa*+ & x 0 ra9+ h>d4 ,! travel] dism\nt$ f 8 horse & rapp$ at ! door ( ! "o f>mh\se he _h /ruck 9 a five-mile /ret* ( travel+4 ,no "o came to ! door4 ,z he /ood on ! door/ep ! wat] f ! eaves trickl$ d[n 8 coll>4 ,he rapp$ aga94 ,/ill no answ]4 ,he c\ld feel ! /ream ( wat] c\rs+ d[n 8 back4 ,ano!r spell ( p\nd+1 & f9ally ! r$ head ( a lad ( twelve 0 /uck out ( ! second /ory w9d[4 ,wat*] want8 x ask$4 ,i want to "k if ,i c /ay "h ov] night1 ! travel] answ]$ te/ily4 ,! r$-head$ lad wat*$ ! man = a m9ute or two be=e answ]+4 ,ye k9 f] all ( me1 he f9ally answ]$1 & !n clos$ ! w9d[4 ,! old fri5ds _h _h ?ree days toge!r4 ,y h a pretty place "h1 ,john1 rem>k$ ! gue/ on ! morn+ ( 8 dep>ture4 ,b x looks a bit b>e yet4 ,oh1 t's because ! trees are s "y1 answ]$ ! ho/ com=tably4 ,i hope !y'll h gr[n to a good size be=e y come aga94 ,a y\ng/] ( ?ree 0 enjoy+ a /ory 8 "m 0 read+ al\d to him :5 a call] came4 ,9 a few m9utes 8 "m 0 call$ to ! telephone4 ,! boy turn$ to ! call] & said ,n[ y beat x home4 ,ollie ,james1 ! fam\s ,k5tucky ,congressman & raconteur1 hails f a little t[n 9 ! we/]n "p ( ! /ate1 b 8 patriotism is /ate-wide1 & :5 ,l\isville made a bid = ! la/ ,democratic national conv5tion %e _h no m en?usia/ic support] ?an ,james4 ,a ,d5v] support] 0 prote/+4 ,:y1 y "k1 ,colonel1 said he1 ,l\isville c\ldn't take c>e ( ! cr[ds4 ,ev5 by putt+ cots 9 ! halls1 p>lors1 & ! d9+-rooms ( ! hotels !re w\ldn't be b$s en\gh4 ,b$s6 e*o$ ! g5ial ,congressman1 :y1 sir1 ,l\isville w\ld make h] visitors h su* a ?und]+ good "t t no g5tleman w\ld ?9k ( go+ to b$6 ,,ho/s ,i ?ank y = y\r welcome :i* 0 cordial1 ,& y\r cordial :i* 0 welcome4 ,"h's to ! ho/ & ! ho/ess1 ,we're honor$ to be "h tonight2 ,may !y bo? live long & prosp]1 ,may _! /> ( hope ev] be bright4 ,,hotels ,9 a ,montana hotel !re is a notice :i* reads3 ,bo>d]s tak5 by ! day1 week or mon?4 ,^? :o d n pay promptly w be tak5 by ! neck4--,c\ntry ,life4 ,,hung] ,a man 0 tell+ ab\t an excit+ exp]i5ce 9 ,russia4 ,8 sleigh 0 pursu$ ov] ! froz5 wa/es by a pack ( at lea/ a doz5 fami%$ wolves4 ,he arose & %ot ! =emo/ "o1 & ! o!rs /opp$ to dev\r x4 ,b !y soon caught up ) him1 & he %ot ano!r1 :i* 0 9 turn dev\r$4 ,?is 0 repeat$ until ! la/ fami%$ wolf 0 almo/ ^u him ) ye>n+ jaws1 :5-- ,say1 p>tn]1 broke 9 "o ( ! li/5]s1 accord+ to y\r reckon+ t la/ fami%$ wolf mu/ h _h ! o!r 'lev5 inside ( him4 ,well1 come to ?9k x ov]1 said ! /ory tell]1 maybe he wasn't s d>n$ fami%$ aft] all4 ,,hunt+ ,a g5tleman f ,london 0 invit$ to g = a day's snipe-%oot+ 9 ! c\ntry4 ,! invitation 0 accept$1 & ho/ & gue/ %\ld]$ guns & salli$ =? 9 que/ ( game4 ,aft] a "t a solit>y snipe rose1 & promptly fell to ! visitor's fir/ b>rell4 ,! ho/'s face fell also4 ,we may z well return1 he rem>k$1 gloomily1 = t 0 ! only snipe 9 ! neighborhood4 ,! bird _h af=d$ excell5t sport to all 8 fri5ds = six weeks4 ,,hurry ,see ,ha/e4 ,,husb&s ,is %e mak+ him a good wife8 ,well1 n exactly2 b %e's mak+ him a good husb&4 ,a husb& & wife ran a freak %[ 9 a c]ta9 prov9cial t[n1 b un=tunately !y qu>rel$1 & ! exhibits 7 equally divid$ betwe5 !m4 ,! wife decid$ to cont9ue bus9ess z an exhibitor at ! old address1 b ! husb& w5t on a t\r4 ,aft] "s ye>s' w&]+ ! prodigal return$1 & a reconciliation took place1 z ! result ( :i* !y became bus9ess p>tn]s once m4 ,a few morn+s aft]w>d ! p ( ! neighborhood 7 s5t into fits ( laught] on read+ ! foll[+ notice 9 ! pap]s3 ,by ! return ( my husb& my /ock ( freaks has be5 p]man5tly increas$4 ,an em95t ,g]man sci5ti/ :o rec5tly visit$ ?is c\ntry ) a numb] ( 8 colleagues 0 d9+ at an ,am]ican h\se & tell+ h[ mu* he _h enjoy$ v>i\s phases ( 8 visit4 ,h[ did y l our railroad tra9s8 8 ho/ ask$ him4 ,a*1 dhey are woond]ful1 ! ,g]man g5tleman repli$2 s swift1 s safe *5]ally--und su* luxury 9 all dhe furni%+s und opp'indm5ds4 ,all is excell5t excebt "o ?+--our wives d n l dhe upp] b]?s4 ,a c\ple ( old gr\*es at ! ,metropolitan ,club 9 ,wa%+ton 7 "o night speak+ ( an old fri5d :o1 ^u 8 m>riage1 took up 8 resid5ce 9 ano!r city4 ,"o ( ! gr\*es _h rec5tly visit$ ! old fri5d1 &1 naturally1 ! o!r gr\* want$ news ( ! ,b5$ict4 ,is x true t he is h5peck$8 ask$ ! second gr\*4 ,i w\ldn't say j t1 grimly respond$ ! fir/ gr\*1 b ,i'll tell y ( a little incid5t 9 _! h\sehold t came )9 my obs]vation4 ,! v fir/ morn+ ,i sp5t ) !m1 our old fri5d answ]$ ! lett] c>ri]'s :i/le4 ,z he return$ to u1 9 ! breakfa/ room1 he c>ri$ a lett] 9 8 h&4 ,turn+ to 8 wife1 he said3 ',a lett] = me1 de>4 ,may ,i op5 x8'--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,y\r husb& says he leads a dog's life1 said "o woman4 ,yes1 x's v simil>1 answ]$ ! o!r4 ,he comes 9 ) muddy feet1 makes himself com=table by ! fire1 & waits to be f$4 ,,neighbor--,i s'pose y\r ,bill's 'itt9' ! 'arp ) ! hangels n[8 ,,long-,,suff]+ ,,wid[--,n 'im4 ',itt9' ! hangels wiv ! 'arp's ne>] 'is m>k6 ,y say y are y\r wife's ?ird husb&8 said "o man to ano!r dur+ a talk4 ,no1 ,i am h] f\r? husb&1 0 ! reply4 ,heav5s1 man6 said ! fir/ man2 y are n a husb&--y're a habit4 ,,mr4 ,,h5peck--,is my wife go+ out1 ,jane8 ,,jane--,yessir4 ,,mr4 ,,h5peck--,d y "k if ,i am go+ ) h]8 ,a happily m>ri$ woman1 :o _h enjoy$ ?irty-?ree ye>s ( w$lock1 & :o 0 ! gr&mo!r ( f\r beautiful little *ildr51 _h an amus+ old color$ woman = a cook4 ,"o day :5 a box ( especially beautiful fl[]s 0 left = ! mi/ress1 ! cook happ5$ to be pres5t1 & %e said3 ,yo' husb& s5d y all ! pretty fl[]s y gits1 ,missy8 ,c]ta9ly1 my husb&1 ,mammy1 pr\dly answ]$ ! lady4 ,glory6 exclaim$ ! cook1 he sutt5ly am hold9' out well4 ,an abs5t-m9d$ man 0 int]rupt$ z he 0 f9i%+ a lett] to 8 wife1 9 ! (fice4 ,z a result1 ! signature read3 ,y\r lov+ husb&1 ,,hopk9s ,,bros4 ,w9ifr$ ,c4 ,bri/ol4 ,mrs4 ,mc,kinley us$ to tell ( a color$ wid[ ^: *ildr5 %e _h help$ educate4 ,! wid[1 r late 9 life1 m>ri$ aga94 ,h[ are y gett+ on8 ,mrs4 ,mc,kinley ask$ h] a few mon?s aft] h] m>riage4 ,f9e1 ?ank yo'1 ma'am1 ! bride answ]$4 ,& is y\r husb& a good provid]8 ',de$ he am a good providah1 ma'am1 0 ! en?usia/ic reply4 ,:y1 jes' dis las' week he got me five new places to wa% at4 ,i suff] s f insomnia ,i don't "k :at to d4 ,oh1 my de>1 if y c\ld only talk to my husb& a:ile4 ,did ,h>dlucke be> 8 mis=tune l a man8 ,exactly l "o4 ,he blam$ x all on 8 wife4--,judge4 ,a popul> society woman ann\nc$ a ,:ite ,elephant ,p>ty4 ,e gue/ 0 to br+ some?+ t %e c\ld n f9d any use =1 & yet too good to ?r[ away4 ,! p>ty w\ld h be5 a great success b = ! unlook$-= developm5t :i* broke x up4 ,elev5 ( ! n9ete5 wom5 br\ght _! husb&s4 ,a v man--n "o ( nature's clods-- ,) human fail+s1 :e!r sa9t or s9n]3 ,end[$ p]haps ) g5ius f ! gods ,b apt to take 8 temp] f 8 d9n]4 --,j4 ,g4 ,saxe4 ,a woman m\nt$ ! /eps ( ! elevat$ /ation c>ry+ an umbrella l a rev]s$ sab]4 ,an att5dant w>n$ h] t %e might put out ! eye ( ! man beh9d h]4 ,well1 he's my husb&6 %e snapp$4 ,,old ,,money 7dy+7--,i'm afraid ,i've be5 a brute to y sometimes1 de>4 ,,"y ,,wife--,oh1 nev] m9d t d>l+2 ,i'll always rememb] h[ v k9d y 7 :5 y left me4 ,an invet]ate pok] play]1 ^: wife always compla9$ ( 8 late h\rs1 /ay$ out ev5 lat] ?an usual "o night & tells 9 ! foll[+ way ( 8 attempt to get 9 unnotic$3 ,i slipp$ (f my %oes at ! front /eps1 pull$ (f my clo!s 9 ! hall1 slipp$ into ! b$room1 & began to slip into b$ ) ! ease ( exp]i5ce4 ,my wife has a blam$ f9e dog t on cold nights insi/s on jump+ 9 ! b$ ) u4 ,s :5 ,i began to slide "u ! cov]s %e /irr$ 9 h] sleep & pu%$ me on ! head4 ',get d[n1 ,fido1 get d[n6' %e said4 ,&1 g5tlem51 ,i j did h pres5ce ( m9d en\gh to lick h] h&1 & %e doz$ (f aga96 ,,mr4 ,,homebody--,i see y keep copies ( all ! lett]s y write to y\r wife4 ,d y d x to avoid repeat+ y\rself8 ,,mr4 ,,f>away--,no4 ,to avoid contradict+ myself4 ,!re is gladness 9 8 gladness1 :5 he's glad1 ,!re is sadness 9 8 sadness1 :5 he's sad2 ,b ! gladness 9 8 gladness1 ,nor ! sadness 9 8 sadness1 ,isn't a m>k] to 8 madness :5 he's mad4 ,see also ,c[>ds2 ,dome/ic f9ance4 ,,hybridization ,we us$ to ?9k t ! sm>te/ man ev] born 0 ! ,connecticut ,yankee :o graft$ :ite bir* on r$ maples & grew b>b] poles4 ,n[ we rank t g5tleman second4 ,fir/ place goes to an exp]im5t] atta*$ to ! ,b]l9 ,w> ,(fice1 :o has cross$ c>ri] pigeons ) p>rots1 s t ,wilhelm/rasse c n[ get v]bal messages ?r\gh ! enemy's l9es4--,w>wick ,james ,price4 ,,hyp]bole ,speak9' ( f]tile soil1 said ! ,kansan1 :5 ! o!rs _h _h _! say1 ,i nev] saw a place :]e melons gr[$ l !y us$ to out 9 my "p ( ! c\ntry4 ,! fir/ season ,i plant$ 'em ,i ?\ght my =tune 0 sure made4 ,h[ev]1 ,i didn't h>ve/ "o4 ,he wait$ = qu]ies1 b 8 fri5ds knew him1 & he 0 =c$ to cont9ue unurg$3 ,! v9es gr[$ s fa/ t !y wore out ! melons dragg9' 'em 'r\nd4 ,h[ev]1 ! second ye> my two little boys made up _! m9ds to get a ta/e ( "o anyh[1 s !y took turns1 c>ry9' "o along ) ! v9e &-- ,b 8 companions _h already />t$ t[>d ! b>room door4 ,news comes f ,s\!rn ,kansas t a boy climb$ a corn/alk to see h[ ! sky & cl\ds look$ & n[ ! /alk is gr[+ fa/] ?an ! boy c climb d[n4 ,! boy is cle> out ( sight4 ,?ree m5 h tak5 ! contract = cutt+ d[n ! /alk ) axes to save ! boy a horrible dea? by />v+1 b ! /alk gr[s s rapidly t !y c't hit twice 9 ! same place4 ,! boy is liv+ on gre5 corn alone & has already ?r[n d[n ov] f\r bu%els ( cobs4 ,ev5 if ! corn holds out !re is /ill dang] t ! boy w rea* a height :]e he w be froz5 to dea?4 ,!re is "s talk ( attempt+ 8 rescue ) a balloon4--,topeka ,capital4 ,,hypocrisy ,hypocrisy is all "r if we c pass x (f z polit5ess4 ,,tea*]-,n[1 ,tommy1 :at is a hypocrite8 ,,tommy-,a boy t comes to s*ool ) a smile on 8 face4--,graham ,*>t]is4 ,,ideals ,! fact t 8 two pet bantam h5s laid v small eggs tr\bl$ little ,johnny4 ,at la/ he 0 seiz$ ) an inspiration4 ,johnny's fa!r1 ^u go+ to ! f[l-run "o morn+1 0 surpris$ at see+ an o/ri* egg ti$ to "o ( ! beams1 ) ?is injunction *alk$ above x3 ,keep y\r eye on ?is & d y\r be/4 ,,illusions ,,& ,,halluc9ations ,a doctor came up to a pati5t 9 an insane asylum1 slapp$ him on ! back1 & said3 ,well1 old man1 y're all "r4 ,y c run along & write y\r folks t y'll be back home 9 two weeks z good z new4 ,! pati5t w5t (f gayly to write 8 lett]4 ,he _h x f9i%$ & seal$1 b :5 he 0 lick+ ! /amp x slipp$ ?r\gh 8 f+]s to ! floor1 light$ on ! back ( a cockroa* t 0 pass+1 & /uck4 ,! pati5t hadn't se5 ! cockroa*--:at he did see 0 8 escap$ po/age /amp zig-zagg+ aimlessly across ! floor to ! basebo>d1 wav]+ up ov] ! basebo>d1 & foll[+ a crook$ track up ! wall & across ! ceil+4 ,9 depress$ sil5ce he tore up ! lett] he _h j writt5 & dropp$ ! pieces on ! floor4 ,two weeks6 ,hell6 he said4 ,i won't be out ( "h 9 ?ree ye>s4 ,,imag9ation ,"o day a "m ov]he>d h] daught] argu+ ) a little boy ab\t _! respective ages4 ,i am old] ?an y1 he said1 'cause my bir?day comes fir/1 9 ,may1 & y\r's don't come till ,septemb]4 ,( c\rse y\r bir?day comes fir/1 %e sne]+ly retort$1 b t is 'cause y came d[n fir/4 ,i rememb] look+ at ! angels :5 !y 7 mak+ y4 ,! "m in/antly summon$ h] daught]4 ,x's break+ "m's he>t to he> y tell su* awful /ories1 %e said4 ,don't y rememb] :at happ5$ to ,ananias & ,sapphira8 ,oh1 yes1 mamma1 ,i "k2 !y 7 /ruck dead = ly+4 ,i saw !m c>ri$ into ! corn] drug /ore6 ,,imitation ,n long ago a company 0 rehe>s+ = an op5-air p]=mance ( ,z ,y ,l ,x ne> ,bo/on4 ,! g>d5 :]e9 !y 7 to play 0 ov]look$ by a ris+ brick edifice4 ,"o aft]noon1 dur+ a pause 9 ! rehe>sal1 a voice f ! build+ exclaim$ ) ! utmo/ gravity3 ,i pri!e1 malap]t1 pass me yon brick4 ,,infants ,a wife aft] ! divorce1 said to h] husb&3 ,i am will+ to let y h ! baby half ! "t4 ,good6 said he1 rubb+ 8 h&s4 ,spl5did6 ,yes1 %e resum$1 y may h him nights4 ,is ! baby /rong8 ,well1 r6 ,y "k :at a trem5d\s voice he has8 ,yes4 ,well1 he lifts t five or six times an h\r6--,comic ,cuts4 ,recipe = a baby3 ,clean & dress a wriggle1 add a p9t ( ne>ly milk1 ,smo!r ) a pill[ any sneeze2 ,ba/e ) talcum p[d] & m>k ^u its back-- ,don't =get t y 7 "o ( ^!4 --,life4 ,,inquisitiv5ess ,see ,wives4 ,,insanity ,see ,editors2 ,love4 ,,inspirations ,%e 0 f ,bo/on1 & he 0 n4 ,he _h sp5t a h>r[+ ev5+ discuss+ au?ors ( :om he knew no?+1 & _! books1 ( :i* he knew less4 ,pres5tly ! maid5 ask$ ar*ly3 ,( c\rse1 y've read ',romeo & ,juliet8' ,he fl\nd]$ helplessly = a mom5t & !n1 hav+ a brilliant ?\ght1 blurt$ out1 happily3 ,i've--,i've read ,romeo6 ,,in/alm5t ,,plan ,half ! _w doesn't "k h[ _m ?+s ! o!r half is pay+ in/alm5ts on4 ,,in/ructions ,a lively look+ port] /ood on ! re> plat=m ( a sleep+-c> 9 ! ,p5nsylvania /ation :5 a fussy & *ol]ic old man clamb]$ up ! /eps4 ,he /opp$ at ! door1 puff$ = a mom5t1 & !n turn$ to ! "y man 9 uni=m4 ,port]1 he said4 ,i'm go+ to ,/4 ,l\is1 to ! ,fair4 ,i want to be well tak5 c>e (4 ,i pay = x4 ,d y und]/&8 ,yes1 sir1 b-- ,nev] m9d any 'buts4' ,y li/5 to :at ,i say4 ,keep ! tra9 boys away f me4 ,du/ me (f :5ev] ,i want y to4 ,give me an extra blanket1 & if !re is any "o 9 ! b]? ov] me slide him into ano!r4 ,i want y to-- ,b1 say1 boss1 ,i-- ,"y man1 :5 ,i'm giv+ in/ructions ,i pref] to d ! talk+ myself4 ,y d z ,i say4 ,"h is a two-doll> bill4 ,i want to get ! good ( x4 ,n a ^w1 sir4 ,! tra9 0 />t+4 ,! port] pocket$ ! bill ) a gr9 & swung himself to ! gr\nd4 ,all "r1 boss6 he %\t$4 ,y c d ! talk+ if y want to4 ,i'm p[]ful sorry y w\ldn't let me tell y--b ,i a9't go+ out on t tra94 ,,insurance1 ,,life ,a man w5t to an insurance (fice to h 8 life insur$ ! o!r day4 ,d y cycle8 ! insurance ag5t ask$4 ,no1 said ! man4 ,d y motor8 ,no4 ,d y1 !n1 p]haps1 fly8 ,no1 no1 said ! applicant1 laugh+2 ,i h no dang]\s-- ,b ! ag5t int]rupt$ him curtly4 ,sorry1 sir1 he said1 b we no long] insure p$e/rians4 ,,insurance ,,blanks ,see ,iri% bulls4 ,,insurg5ts ,& :at1 ask$ a visitor to ! ,nor? ,dakota ,/ate ,fair1 d y call t k9d ( cucumb]8 ,t1 repli$ a ,f>go politician1 is ! ,insurg5t cucumb]4 ,x doesn't always agree ) a p>ty4 ,,int]views ,hav5't y\r op9ions on ?is subject und]gone a *ange8 ,no1 repli$ ,s5ator ,soghum4 ,b y\r views1 z y express$ !m "s "t ago8 ,^? 7 n my views4 ,^? 7 my int]views4 ,,invitations ,rec5tly1 says a ,ri*mond man1 ,i receiv$ an invitation to ! m>riage ( a "y color$ c\ple =m]ly 9 my employ4 ,i am q sure t all p]sons simil>ly favor$ 7 left 9 little d\bt z to ! attitude ( ! c\ple4 ,! invitation ran z foll[s3 ,y are invit$ to ! m>riage ( ,mr4 ,h5ry ,clay ,b>k] & ,miss ,joseph9e ,mortim] ,dixon at ! h\se ( ! bride's "m4 ,all :o _c come may s5d4--,h[>d ,morse4 ,"o day a ,*9ese poor man met ! head ( 8 family 9 ! /reet4 ,come & d9e ) u tonight1 ! m&>9 said graci\sly4 ,?ank y1 said ! poor relation4 ,b w\ldn't tomorr[ night d j z well8 ,yes1 c]ta9ly4 ,b :]e are y d9+ tonight8 ask$ ! m&>9 curi\sly4 ,at y\r h\se4 ,y see1 y\r e/imable wife 0 good en\gh to give me tonight's invitation4 ,,m>ion 7j f ! telephone7--,he want$ to "k if we w\ld g to ! !at] ) him1 & ,i said we w\ld4 ,,madel9e--,:o 0 speak+8 ,,m>ion--,oh1 graci\s6 ,i =got to ask4 ,little ,willie want$ a bir?day p>ty1 to :i* 8 "m cons5t$1 provid$ he ask 8 little fri5d ,tommy4 ,! boys _h _h tr\ble1 b1 r ?an n h ! p>ty1 ,willie promis$ 8 "m to invite ,tommy4 ,on ! ev5+ ( ! p>ty1 :5 all ! small gue/s _h arriv$ except ,tommy1 ! "m became suspici\s & s\ght h] son4 ,willie1 %e said1 did y invite ,tommy to y\r p>ty tonight8 ,yes1 ,"m4 ,& did he say he w\ld n come8 ,no1 expla9$ ,willie4 ,i invit$ him all "r1 b ,i d>$ him to come4 ,,iri% ,,bulls ,two ,iri%m5 7 among a class t 0 be+ drill$ 9 m>*+ tactics4 ,"o 0 new at ! bus9ess1 &1 turn+ to 8 companion1 ask$ him ! mean+ ( ! comm& ,halt6 ,:y1 said ,mike1 :5 he says ',halt1' y j br+ ! foot t's on ! gr\nd to ! side av ! foot t's 9 ! air1 an' rema9 motionless4 ,de> tea*]1 wrote little ,johnny's "m1 k9dly excuse ,john's abs5ce f s*ool ye/]day aft]noon1 z he fell 9 ! mud4 ,by do+ ! same y w greatly oblige 8 "m4 ,an ,iri%man once 0 m\nt$ on a mule :i* 0 kick+ its legs r freely4 ,! mule f9ally got its ho( caught 9 ! /irrup1 :5 ! ,iri%man excit$ly rem>k$3 ,well1 begorra1 if y're go9' to git on ,i'll git (f4 ,! doctor says if 'e la/s till mor+ 'e'll 'ave "s 'ope1 b if 'e don't1 ! doctor says 'e give 'im up4 ,= r5t--,a room = a g5tleman ) all conv5i5ces4 ,a s]vant ( an ,engli% nobleman di$ & h] relatives telegraph$ him3 ,jane di$ la/ night1 & wi%es to "k if y\r lord%ip w pay h] fun]al exp5ses4 ,a pretty s*ool tea*]1 notic+ "o ( h] little *>ges idle1 said %>ply3 ,john1 ! devil always f9ds some?+ = idle h&s to d4 ,come up "h & let me give y "s "w4 ,a college pr(essor1 not$ = /rict discipl9e1 ent]$ ! classroom "o day & notic$ a girl /ud5t sitt+ ) h] feet 9 ! aisle & *ew+ gum4 ,m>y1 exclaim$ ! indignant pr(essor1 take t gum out ( y\r m\? & put y\r feet 94 ,,magi/rate--,y admit y /ole ! pig8 ,,prison]--,i 'ave to4 ,,magi/rate--,v well1 !n4 ,!re has be5 a lot ( pig-/eal+ go+ on lately1 & ,i am go+ to make an example ( y1 or none ( u w be safe4--,m4,l4 ,hayw>d4 ,9 *oos+ 8 m51 said ! ,sabba?-s*ool sup]9t5d5t1 ,gideon did n select ^? :o laid aside _! arms & ?rew !mselves d[n to dr9k2 b he took ^? :o wat*$ ) "o eye & drank ) ! o!r4--,joe ,k+4 ,if y want to put t song ov] y mu/ s+ l\d]4 ,i'm s++ z l\d z ,i c4 ,:at m c ,i d8 ,be m en?usia/ic4 ,op5 y\r m\?1 & ?r[ y\rself into x4 ,a little old ,iri%man 0 try+ to see ! ,hudson-,fulton procession f ,grant's ,tomb4 ,he /ood up on a b5*1 b 0 j]k$ d[n by a policeman4 ,!n he tri$ ! /one balu/rade & be+ remov$ f t vantage po9t1 climb$ ! rail+ ( ,li ,hung ,*ang's g+ko-tree4 ,pull$ (f t1 he rem>k$3 ,ye c't look at anny?+ frum :]e ye c see x frum4 ,,mrs4 ,,j5k9s--,mrs4 ,smi?1 we %all be neighbors n[4 ,i h b\ght a h\se next y1 ) a wat] frontage4 ,,mrs4 ,,smi?--,s glad6 ,i hope y w drop 9 "s "t4 ,9 ! hall ( a ,philh>monic society ! foll[+ notice 0 po/$3 ,! seats 9 ?is hall are = ! use ( ! ladies4 ,g5tlem5 are reque/$ to make use ( !m only aft] ! =m] are seat$4 ,sir ,boyle ,ro*e is cr$it$ ) say+ t no man c be 9 two places at ! same "t1 b>r+ he is a bird4 ,a c]ta9 high-s*ool pr(essor1 :o at times is r blunt 9 spee*1 rem>k$ to 8 class ( boys at ! beg9n+ ( a lesson4 ,i don't "k :y x is--e "t ,i get up to speak1 "s fool talks4 ,!n he wond]$ :y ! boys bur/ out into a ro> ( laught]4--,grub ,s4 ,arts4 ,once1 at a crim9al c\rt1 a "y *ap f ,connem>a 0 be+ tri$ = an agr>ian murd]4 ,ne$less to say1 he _h ! gall]y on 8 side1 & ! m5 & wom5 began to express _! admiration by /amp+1 n l\dly1 b l muffl$ drums4 ,a big policeman came up to ! gall]y1 sc[l$ at ! di/urb]s !n1 :5 t _h no effect1 call$ out 9 a /age :isp]3 ,wud ye h[ld y] tongues !re6 ,h[ld y] tongues wid y] feet6 ,! ways 9 :i* application =ms = insurance are fill$ up are (t5 m amus+ ?an enlight5+1 z ,! ,briti% ,m$ical ,j\rnal %[s 9 ! foll[+ excell5t selection ( examples3 ,"m di$ 9 infancy4 ,fa!r w5t to b$ feel+ well1 & ! next morn+ woke up dead4 ,gr&mo!r di$ sudd5ly at ! age ( #ajc4 ,up to ?is "t %e bade fair to rea* a ripe old age4 ,applicant does n "k any?+ ab\t mat]nal po/]ity1 except t !y di$ at an advanc$ age4 ,applicant does n "k cause ( "m's dea?1 b /ates t %e fully recov]$ f h] la/ illness4 ,applicant has nev] be5 fatally sick4 ,applicant's bro!r :o 0 an infant di$ :5 he 0 a m]e *ild4 ,"m's la/ illness 0 caus$ f *ronic rheumatism1 b %e 0 cur$ be=e dea?4 ,,iri%m5 ,a ,peoria m]*ant deals 9 ,iri% confetti4 ,we take x t he runs a brick-y>d4--,*icago ,tribune4 ,"h are "s words1 conc]n+ ! ,hib]nian spok5 by a ,new ,engl& prea*]1 ,na?aniel ,w>d1 9 ! sob] ye> ( sixte5 hundr$--a sp>k ( humor /ruck f fl9t4 ,^! ,iri%1 anci5tly call$ ',an?ropophagi1' man-eat]s1 h a tradition among !m t :5 ! devil %[$ ,our ,savior all ! k+doms ( ! e>? & _! glory1 he w\ld n %[ ,him ,irel&1 b res]v$ x = himself2 x is probably true1 = he ha? kept x ev] s9ce = 8 own peculi>4 ,an ,iri%man once l9$ up 8 family ( sev5 giant-l sons & invit$ 8 call] to take a look at !m4 ,a9't !y f9e boys8 inquir$ ! fa!r4 ,!y are1 agre$ ! visitor4 ,! f9e/ 9 ! _w6 exclaim$ ! fa!r4 ,an' ,i nivv] laid viol5t h&s on any "o ( 'em except 9 silf-dif9ce4--,popul> ,magaz9e4 ,see also ,fight+2 ,iri% bulls4 ,,irrev]5ce ,!re 7 ?ree "y wom5 ( ,birm+ham1 ,& ,i "k a sad /ory conc]n+ 'em3 ,!y /uck ne$les & p9s ,9 ! rev]5d %9s ,( ! ,bi%op engag$ 9 confirm+ 'em4 --,gilb]t ,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,a few ye>s ago ,h5ry ,james review$ a new novel by ,g]trude ,a!rton4 ,aft] read+ ! review ,mrs4 ,a!rton wrote to ,mr4 ,james z foll[s3 ,de> ,mr4 ,james3 ,i h read ) mu* pleasure y\r review ( my novel4 ,w y k9dly let me "k :e!r y lik$ x or n8 ,s9c]ely1 ,,g]trude ,,a!rton4 ,,jewels ,! girl ) ! ruby lips we l1 ,! lass ) tee? ( pe>l1 ,! maid ) ! eyes l diamonds1 ,! *eek-l-coral girl2 ,! girl ) ! alaba/] br[1 ,! lass f ! ,em]ald ,isle4 ,all ^! we l1 b n ! jade ,) ! s>donyx smile4 ,,jews ,:at is ! diff]5ce betwe5 a banana & a ,jew8 ,y c sk9 ! banana4 ,he 0 q evid5tly f ! c\ntry & he 0 also q evid5tly a ,yankee1 & f beh9d 8 b[$ spectacles he pe]$ inquisitively at ! little oily ,jew :o occupi$ ! o!r half ( ! c> seat ) him4 ,! little ,jew look$ at him deprecat+ly4 ,nice day1 he began politely4 ,y're a ,jew1 a9't y8 qu]i$ ! ,yankee4 ,yes1 sir1 ,i'm a clo?+ salesman1 h&+ him a c>d4 ,b y're a ,jew8 ,yes1 yes1 ,i'm a ,jew1 came ! answ]4 ,well1 cont9u$ ! ,yankee1 ,i'm a ,yankee1 & 9 ! little village 9 ,ma9e :]e ,i come f ,i'm pr\d to say !re a9't a ,jew4 ,dot's :y x's a village1 repli$ ! little ,jew quietly4 ,! m5 7 argu+ z to :o 0 ! greate/ inv5tor4 ,"o said ,/eph5son1 :o inv5t$ ! locomotive4 ,ano!r decl>$ x 0 ! man :o inv5t$ ! compass4 ,ano!r cont5d$ = ,edison4 ,/ill ano!r = ! ,wrights1 ,f9ally "o ( !m turn$ to a little man :o _h rema9$ sil5t3 ,:o d y ?9k8 ,vell1 he said1 ) a hopeful smile1 ! man :o inv5t$ int]e/ 0 no sl\*4 ,lev9sky1 despair+ ( 8 life1 made an appo9tm5t ) a fam\s speciali/4 ,he 0 surpris$ to f9d fifte5 or tw5ty p 9 ! wait+-room4 ,aft] a few m9utes he lean$ ov] to a g5tleman ne> him & :isp]$1 ,say1 m9e fri5t1 ?is mu/ be a pretty goot doctor1 a9't he8 ,"o ( ! be/1 ! g5tleman told him4 ,lev9sky seem$ to be worry+ ov] some?+4 ,vell1 say1 he :isp]$ aga91 he mu/ be pretty exb5sive1 !n1 a9't he8 ,vat does he *>ge8 ,! /rang] 0 annoy$ by ,lev9sky's que/ions & answ]$ r %ortly3 ,fifty doll>s = ! fir/ consultation & tw5ty-five doll>s = ea* visit !reaft]4 ,m9e ,gott6 gasp$ ,lev9sky--,fifty toll>s ! fir/ "t und tw5ty-five toll>s ea* "t aft]w>ds6 ,= sev]al m9utes he seem$ undecid$ :e!r to g or to wait4 ,und tw5ty-five toll>s ea* "t aft]w>ds1 he kept mutt]+4 ,f9ally1 j z he 0 call$ into ! (fice1 he 0 seiz$ ) a brilliant inspiration4 ,he ru%$ t[>d ! doctor ) out/ret*$ h&s4 ,hello1 doctor1 he said effusively4 ,vell1 "h ,i am aga94 ,! ,jews are among ! ari/ocracy ( e l&2 if a lit]ature is call$ ri* 9 ! possession ( a few classic trag$ies :at %all we say to a national trag$y la/+ = fifte5 hundr$ ye>s1 9 :i* ! poets & ! actors 7 also ! h]oes4--,george ,eliot4 ,see also ,failures2 ,fires4 ,,jokes ,a nut & a joke are alike 9 t !y c bo? be crack$1 & diff]5t 9 t ! joke c be crack$ aga94--,william ,j4 ,burts*]4 ,,jokely--,i got a bat* ( a]oplane jokes ready & s5t !m out la/ week4 ,,boggs--,:at luck did y h ) !m8 ,,jokely--,oh1 !y all came fly+ back4--,w ,s4 ,gidley4 ,i ne'er =get a joke ,i h ,once he>d6 ,augu/us cri$4 ,& nei!r d y let y\r fri5ds ,=get x6 ,jane repli$4 --,*ilde ,h>old4 ,a negro bricklay] 9 ,macon1 ,georgia1 0 ly+ d[n dur+ ! noon h\r1 sleep+ 9 ! hot sun4 ,! clock /ruck "o1 ! "t to pick up 8 hod aga94 ,he rose1 /ret*$1 & grumbl$3 ,i wi% ,i wuz daid4 ',ta9' no?9' b wuk1 wuk f mawn9' tell night4 ,ano!r negro1 a /ory above1 he>d ! compla9t & dropp$ a brick on ! grumbl]'s head4 ,daz$ he look$ up & said3 ,de ,lawd c' /an' no jokes4 ,he jes' takes ev'y?+ 9 ye>ni/4 ,! late ,h4,c4 ,bunn]1 :5 editor ( ,puck1 once receiv$ a lett] accompany+ a numb] ( w\ld-be jokes 9 :i* ! writ] ask$3 ,:at w y give me = ^!8 ,t5 y>ds />t1 0 ,bunn]'s g5]\s (f]1 writt5 b5ea? ! qu]y4 ,,new ,,congressman--,:at c ,i d = y1 sir8 ,,salesman 7( ,/atesm5's ,anecdote ,manufactur+ ,company7--,i %all be delight$ if y'll place an ord] = a doz5 ( real1 live1 snappy1 humor\s anecdotes z told by y\rself1 sir4 ,jokes 7 fir/ import$ to ?is c\ntry sev]al hundr$ ye>s ago f ,egypt1 ,babylon & ,assyria1 & h s9ce !n gr[n & multipli$4 ,!y are 9 ext5sive use 9 all p>ts ( ! c\ntry & z an antidote = ?\ght are indisp5sable at all d9n] p>ties4 ,!re 7 orig9ally tw5ty-five jokes1 b :5 ?is c\ntry 0 =m$ !y add$ a con/itution1 :i* increas$ ! numb] to tw5ty-six4 ,^! jokes h m>ri$ & int]-m>ri$ among !mselves & _! *ildr5 travel f press to press4 ,frequ5tly 9 "o week a joke w travel f ,new ,york to ,san ,francisco4 ,! joke is no respect] ( p]sons4 ,%ameless & unconc]n$1 he tells ! /ory ( 8 life ov] & ov] aga94 ,outside ( ! ballot-box he is ! greate/ repeat] t we h4 ,jokes are ( ?ree k9ds--pla91 illu/rat$ & po9tless4 ,frequ5tly !y are all ?ree4 ,no joke is )\t honor1 except 9 its own c\ntry4 ,jokes =m "o ( our /aples & employ an army ( work]s :o toil night & day to turn out ! (t5 neatly f9i%$ product4 ,! importation ( jokes :ile consid]able is n z great z x might be1 z ! flavor is lo/ 9 transit4 ,jokes are us$ 9 ! h\sehold z an antiseptic4 ,z sc5ebreak]s !y h no equal4--,life4 ,"h's to ! joke1 ! good old joke1 ,! joke t our fa!rs told2 ,x is ready tonight & is jolly & bright ,z x 0 9 ! days ( old4 ,:5 ,adam 0 "y x 0 on 8 tongue1 ,& ,noah got 9 ! swim ,by tell+ ! je/ z ! brighte/ & be/ ,t ev] happ5$ to him4 ,s "h's to ! joke1 ! good old joke-- ,we'll he> x aga9 tonight4 ,x's heal? we w quaff2 t w help u to laugh1 ,& to treat x 9 mann] polite4 --,lew ,dock/ad]4 ,a je/'s prosp]ity lies 9 ! e> ,( him t he>s x1 nev] 9 ! tongue ,( him t makes x4 --,%akespe>e4 ,,j\rnalism ,a ,l\isville j\rnali/ 0 excessively pr\d ( 8 little boy4 ,turn+ to ! old black nurse1 ,aunty1 said he1 /rok+ ! little pate1 ?is boy seems to h a j\rnali/ic head4 ,oh1 cri$ ! untutor$ old aunty1 soo?+ly1 nev] y m9d 'b\t dat2 dat'll come "r 9 "t4 ,john ,r4 ,mc,lean1 own] ( ! ,c9c9nati ,enquir] & ! ,wa%+ton ,po/1 tells ?is /ory ( ! days :5 he 0 actively 9 *>ge ( ! ,c9c9nati newspap]3 ,an ,enquir] report] 0 s5t to a t[n 9 s\?we/]n ,ohio to get ! /ory ( a woman evangeli/ :o _h be5 greatly talk$ ab\t4 ,! report] att5d$ "o ( h] meet+s & occupi$ a front seat4 ,:5 ^? :o wi%$ to be sav$ 7 ask$ to arise1 he kept 8 seat & us$ 8 notebook4 ,! evangeli/ approa*$1 &1 tak+ him by ! h&1 said1 ,come to ,jesus4 ,madam1 said ! newspap] man1 ,i'm "h solely on bus9ess--to report y\r "w4 ,bro!r1 said %e1 !re is no bus9ess s important z ,god's4 ,well1 may be n1 said ! report]2 b y don't "k ,john ,r4 ,mc,lean4 ,a newspap] man nam$ ,fl+ ,c\ld make copy f any old ?+4 ,b ! copy he wrote ,( a five doll> note ,0 s good he is n[ 9 ,s+ ,s+4 --,columbia ,je/]4 ,come 91 call$ ! magaz9e editor4 ,sir1 ,i h call$ to see ab\t t article ( m9e t y b\ght two ye>s ago4 ,my "n is ,p5sn9k--,p]cival ,p]rhyn ,p5sn9k4 ,my composition 0 call$ ',! ,behavior ( ,*ipmunks 9 ,?und]/orms1' & ,i %\ld l to "k h[ mu* long] ,i mu/ wat* & wait be=e ,i %all see x 9 pr9t4 ,i rememb]1 ! editor repli$4 ,we are sav+ y\r little essay to use at ! "t ( y\r dea?4 ,:5 public att5tion is drawn to an au?or we l to h some?+ ( 8 on h&4 ,he>1 l& o' cakes1 & bri!r ,scots1 ,frae ,maid5kirk to ,johnny ,groat's2 ,if !re's a hole 9 a' y\r coats1 ,i r$e y t5t x3 ,a *iel's amang y tak+ notes1 ,&1 fai?1 he'll pr5t x4 --,burns4 ,see also ,newspap]s4 ,,judges ,a judge once _h a case 9 :i* ! accus$ man und]/ood only ,iri%4 ,an int]pret] 0 accord+ly sworn4 ,! prison] said some?+ to ! int]pret]4 ,:at does he say8 dem&$ 8 lord%ip4 ,no?+1 my "l1 0 ! reply4 ,h[ d>e y say t :5 we all he>d him8 ,come on1 sir1 :at 0 x8 ,my "l1 said ! int]pret] beg9n+ to tremble1 x _h no?+ to d ) ! case4 ,if y don't answ] ,i'll commit y1 sir6 ro>$ ! judge4 ,n[1 :at did he say8 ,well1 my "l1 y'll excuse me1 b he said1 ',:o's t old woman ) ! r$ b$ curta9 r\nd h]1 sitt+ up !re8 ,at :i* ! c\rt ro>$4 ,& :at did y say8 ask$ ! judge1 look+ a little uncom=table4 ,i said3 ',:i/1 ye spalpe56 ,t's ! ould boy t's go+ to hang y4 ,a g5tleman ( color :o 0 br\ght be=e a police judge1 on a *>ge ( /eal+ *ick5s1 plead$ guilty4 ,aft] s5t5c+ him1 ! judge ask$ h[ he _h manag$ to /eal ! *ick5s :5 ! coop 0 s ne> ! own]'s h\se & !re 0 a vici\s dog 9 ! y>d4 ,hit w\ldn't be ( no use1 ,judge1 answ]$ ! d>ky1 to try to 'spla9 dis y] ?+ to yo' 't all4 ,ef yo' 0 to try x1 l z n yo' w\ld get y] hide full o' %ot1 an' get no *ick51 nu!r4 ,ef yo' wants to engage 9 any rascality1 ,judge1 yo' bett] /ick to de b5* :> yo' am famili>4--,mrs4 ,l4,f4 ,cl>ke4 ,f\r ?+s belong to a judge3 to he> c\rte\sly1 to answ] wisely1 to consid] sob]ly1 & to decide imp>tially4--,socrates4 ,,judgm5t ,,husb&--,b y mu/ admit t m5 h bett] judgm5t ?an wom54 ,,wife--,oh1 yes--y m>ri$ me1 & ,i y4--,life4 ,,jury ,9 ! s\? ( ,irel& a judge he>d 8 u%] ( ! c\rt say1 ,g5tlem5 ( ! jury1 take y\r prop] places1 & 0 convuls$ ) laught] at see+ sev5 ( !m walk into ! dock4 ,!re 0 rec5tly hal$ into an ,alabama c\rt a little ,iri%man to :om ! ?+ 0 a new exp]i5ce4 ,he 01 h[ev]1 unaba%$1 & wore an air ( a man det]m9$ n to get ! wor/ ( x4 ,prison] at ! b>1 call$ out ! cl]k1 d y wi% to *all5ge any ( ! jury8 ,! ,celt look$ ! m5 9 ! box ov] v c>efully4 ,well1 ,i tell ye1 he f9ally repli$1 ,oi'm n exactly 9 tra99'1 b ,oi ?9k ,oi c\ld pull (f a r\nd or two ) ?ot fat old boy 9 ?' corn]4 ,,ju/ice ,!re are two sides to e "q-! wrong side & our side4 ,:at1 ,tommy1 9 ! jam aga91 & y :ipp$ = x only an h\r ago6 ,yes'm1 b ,i he>d y tell ,auntie t y ?\ght y :ipp$ me too h>d1 s ,i ?\ght ,i'd j ev5 up4 ,"o man's ^w is no man's ^w1 ,ju/ice is t bo? be he>d4 ,he :o decides a case )\t he>+ ! o!r side1 ?\gh he decide ju/ly _c be consid]$ j4--,s5eca4 ,,juv5ile ,,del9qu5cy ,a woman left h] baby 9 its c>riage at ! door ( a dep>tm5t-/ore4 ,a policeman f\nd x !re1 app>5tly ab&on$1 & :eel$ x to ! /ation4 ,z he pass$ d[n ! /reet a gam9 yell$3 ,:at's ! kid done8 ,,k5tucky ,k5tucky is ! /ate :]e !y h poor feud laws4 ,,k9dness ,k9dness goes a long ways lots o' times :5 x ought t' /ay at home4--,abe ,m>t94 ,an old c\ple came 9 f ! c\ntry1 ) a big basket ( lun*1 to see ! circus4 ,! lun* 0 heavy4 ,! old wife 0 c>ry+ x4 ,z !y cross$ a /reet1 ! husb& held out 8 h& & said1 ,gimme t basket1 ,hannah4 ,! poor old woman surr5d]$ ! basket ) a grateful look4 ,t's real k9d o' ye1 ,jo%ua1 %e quav]$4 ,k9d6 grunt$ ! old man4 ,i wuz afe>$ ye'd git lo/4 ,a fat woman ent]$ a cr[d$ /reet c> & seiz+ a /rap1 /ood directly 9 front ( a man seat$ 9 ! corn]4 ,z ! c> />t$ %e lung$ aga9/ 8 newspap] & at ! same "t trod heavily on 8 toes4 ,z soon z he c\ld extricate himself he rose & (f]$ h] 8 seat4 ,y are v k9d1 sir1 %e said1 pant+ = brea?4 ,n at all1 madam1 he repli$2 x's n k9dness2 x's simply self-def5se4 ,,k+s ,,& ,,rul]s ,i ?9k1 said ! heir app>5t1 t ,i w add music & danc+ to my accompli%m5ts4 ,ar5't !y r light8 ,!y may seem s to y1 b !y w be v h&y if a revolution occurs & ,i h to g into vaudeville4 ,! pres5t ,k+ ,george 9 8 y\ng] days visit$ ,canada 9 company ) ! ,duke ( ,cl>5ce4 ,"o night at a ball 9 ,quebec1 giv5 9 honor ( ! two royalties1 ! y\ng] ,pr9ce devot$ 8 "t exclusively to ! "y ladies1 pay+ little or no att5tion to ! eld]ly ones & *ap]ons4 ,8 bro!r reprim&$ him1 po9t+ out to him 8 social position & 8 duty z well4 ,t's all "r1 said ! "y ,pr9ce4 ,!re are two ( u4 ,y g & s+ ,god save y\r ,gr&mo!r1 :ile ,i dance ) ! girls4 ,& s we s+1 ,long live ! ,k+2 ,long live ! ,que5 & ,jack2 ,long live ! ,t5-spot & ! ,ace1 ,& also all ! pack4 --,eug5e ,field4 ,,fir/ ,,european ,,society ,,lady--,w\ldn't y l to be pres5t$ to our sov]eign8 ,,second ,e4,s4,l4--,no4 ,simply because ,i h to be gov]n$ by a man is no reason :y ,i %\ld condesc5d to meet him socially4 ,"o aft]noon ,kais] ,wilhelm cau/ically reprov$ old ,g5]al ,von ,me]s*eidt = "s small lapses4 ,if y\r ,maje/y ?9ks t ,i am too old = ! s]vice please p]mit me to resign1 said ! ,g5]al4 ,no2 y are too "y to resign1 said ! ,kais]4 ,9 ! ev5+ ( t same day1 at a c\rt ball1 ! ,kais] saw ! old ,g5]al talk+ to "s "y ladies1 & he said3 ,g5]al1 take a "y wife1 !n y\r excitable temp]am5t w vani%4 ,excuse me1 y\r ,maje/y1 repli$ ! ,g5]al4 ,x w\ld kill me to h bo? a "y wife & a "y ,emp]or4 ,dur+ ! w> ( #ahab1 a d9n] 0 giv5 9 ,canada1 at :i* bo? ,am]ican & ,briti% (fic]s 7 pres5t4 ,"o ( ! latt] (f]$ ! toa/3 ,to ,presid5t ,madison1 dead or alive6 ,an ,am]ican (f]$ ! response3 ,to ! ,pr9ce ,reg5t1 drunk or sob]6--,mrs4 ,g\v]neur4 ,a lady ( ,que5 ,victoria's c\rt once ask$ h] if %e did n ?9k t "o ( ! satisfactions ( ! future life w\ld be ! meet+ ) ! notable figures ( ! pa/1 su* z ,abraham1 ,isaac & ,k+ ,david4 ,aft] a mom5t's sil5ce1 ) p]fect dignity & decision ! great ,que5 made answ]3 ,i w n meet ,david6 ,t5 poor m5 sleep 9 peace on "o /raw heap1 z ,saadi s+s1 ,b ! imm5se/ empire is too n>r[ = two k+s4 --,william ,r4 ,alg]4 ,"h lies our sov]eign "l1 ! k+1 ,^: ^w no man relies on1 ,:o nev] said a fooli% ?+1 ,& nev] did a wise "o4 ,said by a c\rti] ( ,*>les1 ,,ii4 ,to :i* ! ,k+ repli$1 ,t is v true1 = my words are my own4 ,my actions are my m9i/]'s4 ,,kisses ,"h's to a kiss3 ,give me a kiss1 & to t kiss add a score1 ,!n to t tw5ty add a hundr$ m2 ,a ?\s& to t hundr$1 & s kiss on1 ,to make t ?\s& q a million1 ,treble t million1 & :5 t is done ,let's kiss afre% z ?\gh we'd j begun4 ,if ,i %\ld kiss y ,i suppose y'd g & tell y\r "m4 ,no2 my lawy]4 ,:at is he s angry ) y =8 ,i hav5't ! slighte/ idea4 ,we met 9 ! /reet1 & we 7 talk+ j z fri5dly z c\ld be1 :5 all ( a sudd5 he fl>$ up & tri$ to kick me4 ,& :at 7 y talk+ ab\t8 ,oh1 j ord9>y small talk4 ,i rememb] he said1 ',i always kiss my wife ?ree or f\r times e day4' ,& :at did y say8 ,i said1 ',i "k at lea/ a doz5 m5 :o d ! same1' & !n he _h a fit4 ,!re 0 an old maid5 f ,fife1 ,:o _h nev] be5 kiss$ 9 h] life2 ,along came a cat2 ,& %e said1 ,i'll kiss t6 ,b ! cat answ]$1 ,n on y\r life6 ,"h's to ! r$ ( ! holly b]ry1 ,& to its leaf s gre52 ,& "h's to ! lips t are j z r$1 ,& ! fell[ :o's n s gre54 ,!re 0 a "y sailor ( ,lyd1 ,:o lov$ a fair ,japanese kid2 ,:5 x came to good-bye1 ,!y 7 eag] b %y1 ,s !y put up a sun%ade &--did4 ,!re once 0 a maid5 ( ,siam1 ,:o said to h] lov]1 "y ,kiam1 ,if y kiss me1 ( c\rse ,y w h to use =ce1 ,b ,god kn[s y're /rong] ?an ,i am4 ,"l6 ,i wond] :at fool x 0 t fir/ inv5t$ kiss+4--,swift4 ,see also ,c\rt%ip2 ,s]vants4 ,,k ,a physician 0 driv+ ?r\gh a village :5 he saw a man amus+ a cr[d ) ! antics ( 8 trick dog4 ,! doctor pull$ up & said3 ,my de> man1 h[ d y manage to tra9 y\r dog t way8 ,i c't tea* m9e a s+le trick4 ,! man glanc$ up ) a simple ru/ic look & repli$3 ,well1 y see1 x's ?is way2 y h to "k m'n ! dog or y c't le>n him no?9'4 ,) k & love ! _w is made4--,anatole ,france4 ,,kultur ,,h]r ,,hamm]s*legel 7w9d+ up ! argum5t7--,i ?9k y iss a /upid fool6 ,,monsieur--,& ,i s9k y a polite g5tleman2 b possible1 is x1 we bo? mi/ak54--,life4 ,,labor ,,& ,,labor+ ,,classes ,a f>m] 9 great ne$ ( extra h&s at hay+ "t f9ally ask$ ,si ,w>r51 :o 0 acc\nt$ ! t[n fool1 if he c\ld help him out4 ,:at'll ye pay8 ask$ ,si4 ,i'll pay y :at y're wor?1 answ]$ ! f>m]4 ,si scrat*$ 8 head a m9ute1 !n answ]$ decisively3 ,i'll be durn$ if ,i'll "w = t6 ,,ladies ,see ,etiquet2 ,woman4 ,,l&lords ,an ,engli% t\ri/ 0 sightsee+ 9 ,irel& & ! guide _h po9t$ out ! ,devil's ,gap1 ! ,devil's ,peak1 & ! ,devil's ,leap to him4 ,pat1 he said1 ! devil seems to h a great deal ( prop]ty 9 ?is di/rict6 ,he has1 sir1 repli$ ! guide1 b1 sure1 he's l all ! l&lords--he lives 9 ,engl&6 ,,languages ,george ,ade1 ) a fell[ ,am]ican1 0 travel+ 9 ! ,ori5t1 & 8 companion "o day fell into a heat$ argum5t ) an old ,arab4 ,ade's fri5d compla9$ to him aft]w>d t al?\gh he _h sp5t ye>s 9 /udy+ ,arabic 9 prep>ation = ?is trip he c\ld n und]/& a ^w t ! native said4 ,nev] m9d1 repli$ ,ade consol+ly4 ,y see1 ! old duff] hasn't a too? 9 8 head1 & he 0 only talk+ gum-,arabic4 ,milton 0 "o day ask$ by a fri5d :e!r he w\ld in/ruct 8 daught]s 9 ! diff]5t languages4 ,no1 sir1 he said2 "o tongue is suffici5t = any woman4 ,pr9ce ,bism>ck 0 once press$ by a c]ta9 ,am]ican (ficial to recomm5d 8 son = a diplomatic po/4 ,he is a v rem>kable fell[1 said ! pr\d fa!r2 he speaks sev5 languages4 ,inde$6 said ,bism>ck1 :o did n hold a v high op9ion ( l+ui/ic acquirem5ts4 ,:at a wond]ful headwait] he w\ld make6 ,,laught] ,,tea*]--,fr$die1 y musn't laugh out l\d 9 ! s*oolroom4 ,,fr$die--,i didn't mean to d x4 ,i 0 smil+1 & ! smile bu/$4 ,laugh & ! _w laughs ) y1 ,weep1 & ! laugh's on y4 ,ab\t ! be/ & f9e/ ?+ 9 ?is _w is laught]4--,anna ,alice ,*ap94 ,,law ,see ,puni%m5t4 ,,lawy]s ,ignorance ( ! law does n prev5t ! los+ lawy] f collect+ 8 bill4--,puck4 ,george ,ade _h f9i%$ 8 spee* at a rec5t d9n]-p>ty1 & on seat+ himself a well-kn[n lawy] rose1 %ov$ 8 h&s deep into 8 tr\s]s' pockets1 z 0 8 habit & laugh+ly inquir$ ( ^? pres5t3 ,doesn't x /rike ! company z a little unusual t a pr(essional humori/ %\ld be funny8 ,:5 ! laugh _h subsid$1 ,ade drawl$ out3 ,doesn't x /rike ! company z a little unusual t a lawy] %\ld h 8 h&s 9 8 own pockets8 ,a man 0 *>g$ ) /eal+ a horse1 & aft] a long trial ! jury acquitt$ him4 ,lat] 9 ! day ! man came back & ask$ ! judge = a w>rant aga9/ ! lawy] :o _h successfully def5d$ him4 ,:at's ! *>ge8 inquir$ ! judge4 ,:y1 ,y\r ,honor1 repli$ ! man1 y see1 ,i didn't h ! money to pay him 8 fee1 s he took ! horse ,i /ole4--,j4,j4 ,o',connell4 ,an eld]ly d>ky 9 ,georgia1 *>g$ ) ! !ft ( "s *ick5s1 _h ! mis=tune to be def5d$ by a "y & inexp]i5c$ attorney1 al?\gh x is d\btful :e!r anyone c\ld h secur$ 8 acquittal1 ! commission ( ! crime hav+ be5 prov$ beyond all d\bt4 ,! d>ky receiv$ a pretty sev]e s5t5ce4 ,?ank y1 sah1 said he *e]fully1 address+ ! judge :5 ! s5t5ce _h be5 pron\nc$4 ,dat's mighty h>d1 sah1 b x a9't any:]e :at ,i 'spect$4 ,i ?\ght1 sah1 dat betwe5 my "* & dat spee* ( my lawy] dat y'd hang me1 %ore6 ,y h a pretty t\gh look+ lot ( cu/om]s to dispose ( ?is morn+1 hav5't y8 rem>k$ ! fri5d ( a magi/rate1 :o _h dropp$ 9 at ! police c\rt4 ,huh6 rejo9$ ! disp5s] ( ju/ice1 y are look+ at ! wrong bun*4 ,^? are ! lawy]s4 ,did y\se git anyt'+8 :isp]$ ! burgl> on gu>d z 8 pal em]g$ f ! w9d[4 ,naw1 de bloke wot lives "h is a lawy]1 repli$ ! o!r 9 disgu/4 ,dat's h>d luck1 said ! fir/2 did y\se lose anyt'+8 ,! dean ( ! ,law ,dep>tm5t 0 v busy & r cross4 ,! telephone rang4 ,well1 :at is x8 he snapp$4 ,is t ! city gas-works8 said a woman's s(t voice4 ,no1 madam1 ro>$ ! dean2 ?is is ! ,univ]sity ,law ,dep>tm5t4 ,ah1 %e answ]$ 9 ! sweete/ ( tones1 ,i didn't miss x s f>1 aft] all1 did ,i8--,c>l ,holliday4 ,a lawy] cross-exam9+ a witness1 ask$ him :]e he 0 on a p>ticul> day2 to :i* he repli$ t he _h be5 9 ! company ( two fri5ds4 ,fri5ds4' exclaim$ 8 torm5tor2 two ?ieves1 ,i suppose4 ,!y may be s1 repli$ ! witness1 dryly1 = !y are bo? lawy]s4 ,an impecuni\s "y lawy] rec5tly receiv$ ! foll[+ lett] f a tailor to :om he 0 indebt$3 ,de> ,sir3 ,k9dly advise me by return mail :5 ,i may expect a remittance f y 9 settlem5t ( my acc\nt4 ,y\rs truly1 ,j4 ,,snipp54 ,! foll[] ( ,black/one imm$iately repli$3 ,de> ,sir3 ,i h y\r reque/ = advice ( a rec5t date1 & beg leave to say t n hav+ receiv$ any reta9] f y ,i _c act 9 ! premises4 ,^u receipt ( y\r *eck = #bej ,i %all be v glad to look ! matt] up = y & to acqua9t y ) ! results ( my inve/igations4 ,i am1 sir1 ) great respect1 y\r mo/ ob$i5t s]vant1 ,,b>clay ,b4 ,,coke4 ,a prison] 0 br\ght be=e ! b> 9 ! crim9al c\rt1 b 0 n repres5t$ by a lawy]4 ,:]e is y\r lawy]8 ask$ ! judge :o presid$4 ,i h none1 sir1 repli$ ! prison]4 ,:y n8 qu]i$ ! judge4 ,because ,i h no money to pay "o4 ,d y want a lawy]8 ask$ ! judge4 ,yes1 sir4 ,well1 !re are ,mr4 ,?omas ,w4 ,wilson1 ,mr4 ,h5ry ,eddy1 & ,mr4 ,george ,rog]s1 said ! judge1 po9t+ to sev]al "y attorneys :o 7 sitt+ 9 ! room1 wait+ = some?+ to turn up1 & ,mr4 ,all5 is out 9 ! hall4 ,! prison] look$ at ! attorneys1 &1 aft] a critical survey1 he turn$ to ! judge & said3 ,if ,i c take my *oice1 sir1 ,i guess ,i'll take ,mr4 ,all54--,a4,s4 ,hit*cock4 ,:at is t little boy cry+ ab\t8 ask$ ! b5evol5t old lady ( ! ragg$ boy4 ,dat o!r kid swip$ 8 c&y1 0 ! response4 ,b h[ is x t y h ! c&y n[8 ,sure ,i got de c&y n[4 ,i'm de little kid's lawy]4 ,a man walk+ along ! /reet ( a village /epp$ into a hole 9 ! sidewalk & broke 8 leg4 ,he engag$ a fam\s lawy]1 br\ght suit aga9/ ! village = "o ?\s& doll>s & won ! case4 ,! city appeal$ to ! ,supreme ,c\rt1 b aga9 ! great lawy] won4 ,aft] ! claim 0 settl$ ! lawy] s5t = 8 cli5t & h&$ him "o doll>4 ,:at's ?is8 ask$ ! man4 ,t's y\r damages1 aft] tak+ out my fee1 ! co/ ( appeal & o!r exp5ses1 repli$ ! c\nsel4 ,! man look$ at ! doll>1 turn$ x ov] & c>efully scann$ ! o!r side4 ,!n look$ up at ! lawy] & said3 ,:at's ! matt] ) ?is doll>8 ,is x c\nt]feit8 ,deceive n ?y ,physician1 ,confessor nor ,lawy]4 ,a ,s]geant ( ! ,lawe1 w> & wys ,!r 0 also1 ful ri*e ( excell5ce4 ,discreet he 01 & ( greet rev]5ce3 ,he seem$ swi*1 8 wordes w]5 s wyse4 99 99 99 ,no-:] s bisy a man z he !r nas1 ,& yet he seem$ bisi] ?an he 04 --,*auc]4 ,,laz9ess ,a t\ri/ 9 ! m\nta9s ( ,t5nessee once _h d9n] ) a qu]ul\s old m\nta9e] :o y>n$ ab\t h>d times = fifte5 m9utes at a /ret*4 ,:y1 man1 said ! t\ri/1 y ought to be able to make lots ( money %ipp+ gre5 corn to ! nor!rn m>ket4 ,yes1 ,i ott]1 0 ! sull5 reply4 ,y h ! l&1 ,i suppose1 & c get ! se$4 ,yes1 ,i guess s4 ,!n :y don't y g into ! speculation8 ,no use1 /rang]1 sadly repli$ ! crack]1 ! old woman is too lazy to d ! pl[9' & plant9'4 ,:ile ! tra9 0 wait+ on a side track d[n 9 ,georgia1 "o ( ! pass5g]s walk$ ov] to a cab9 ne> ! track1 9 front ( :i* sat a crack] dog1 h[l+4 ,! pass5g] ask$ a native :y ! dog 0 h[l+4 ,hookworm1 said ! native4 ,he's lazy4 ,b1 said ! /rang]1 ,i 0 n aw>e t ! hookworm is pa9ful4 ',ta9t1 respond$ ! g>rul\s native4 ,:y1 !n1 ! /rang] qu]i$1 %\ld ! dog h[l8 ,lazy4 ,b :y does laz9ess make him h[l8 ,wal1 said ! ,georgian1 t blame fool dawg is sitt9' on a s&-bur1 an' he's too t>nation lazy to get (f1 s he jes' sets ?> an' h[ls 'cause x hurts4 ,h['s times8 inquir$ a t\ri/4 ,oh1 pretty tol]able1 respond$ ! old native :o 0 sitt+ on a /ump4 ,i _h "s trees to cut d[n1 b a cyclone come along & sav$ me ! tr\ble4 ,f9e4 ,yes1 & !n ! lightn+ set fire to ! bru% pile & sav$ me ! tr\ble ( burn9' x4 ,rem>kable4 ,b :at are y go+ to d n[8 ,oh1 no?9' mu*4 ,je/ wait9' = an e>?quake to come along & %ake ! potatoes out ( ! gr\nd4 ,a tramp1 aft] a day or two 9 ! hu/l+1 bu/l+ t[n ( ,d5v]1 %ook ! ,d5v] du/ f 8 boots ) a sn>l4 ,!y mu/ be durn lazy p 9 ?is t[n4 ,ev]y:]e y turn !y (f] y "w to d4 ,an ,atlanta man tells ( an amus+ exp]i5ce he _h 9 a m\nta9\s region 9 a s\?we/]n /ate1 :]e ! inhabitants are notori\sly %iftless4 ,arriv+ at a dilapidat$ %anty at ! noon h\r1 he inquir$ z to ! prospects = gett+ d9n]4 ,! head ( ! family1 :o _h be5 re/+ on a fall5 tree 9 front ( 8 dwell+1 made reply to ! effect t he guess$ ,ma'd hev su?9' on to ! table putty soon4 ,) ?is enc\ragem5t1 ! travel] dism\nt$4 ,to 8 *agr91 h[ev]1 he soon discov]$ t ! food set be=e him 0 su* t he c\ld n possibly make a meal4 ,he made su* excuses z he c\ld = 8 lack ( appetite1 & f9ally be?\ght himself ( a k9d ( n\ri%m5t :i* he might v5ture to take1 & :i* 0 sure to be f\nd 9 any locality4 ,he ask$ = "s milk4 ,don't h milk no m1 said ! head ( ! place4 ,! dawg's dead4 ,! dog6 cri$ ! /rang]4 ,:at on e>? has ! dog to d ) x8 ,well1 expla9$ ! ho/ m$itatively1 !m c[s don't seem to "k 'n\gh to come up & be milk$ !irselves4 ,! dog1 he us$ to g = 'em an' fet* 'em up4--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,"s temptations come to ! indu/ri\s1 b all temptations attack ! idle4--,spurgeon4 ,,leap ,,ye> ,a girl look$ calmly at a call] "o ev5+ & rem>k$3 ,george1 z x is leap ye>-- ,! call] turn$ pale4 ,z x is leap ye>1 %e cont9u$1 & y've be5 call+ regul>ly n[ f\r nights a week = a long1 long "t1 ,george1 ,i propose-- ,i'm n 9 a position to m>ry on my sal>y ,grace ,george int]rupt$ hurri$ly4 ,i "k t1 ,george1 ! girl pursu$1 & s1 z x is leap ye>1 ,i ?\ght ,i'd propose t y lay (f & give "s ( ! m eligible fell[s a *ance4--,l4,f4 ,cl>ke4 ,,legislators ,?omas ,b4 ,re$ 0 "o ( ! ,legislative ,committee s5t to inspect an insane asylum4 ,!re 0 a dance on ! night ! committee sp5t 9 ! inve/igation1 & ,mr4 ,re$ took = a p>tn] "o ( ! fair un=tunates to :om he 0 introduc$4 ,i don't rememb] hav+ se5 y "h be=e1 said %e2 h[ long h y be5 9 ! asylum8 ,oh1 ,i only came d[n ye/]day1 said ! g5tleman1 z "o ( ! ,legislative ,committee4 ,( c\rse1 return$ ! lady2 h[ /upid ,i am6 ,h[ev]1 ,i knew y 7 an inmate or a memb] ( ! ,legislature ! mom5t ,i look$ at y4 ,b h[ 0 ,i to "k8 ,x is s difficult to "k :i*4 ,,li>s ,!re are ?ree k9ds ( li>s3 #a4 ,! man :om o!rs c't believe4 ,he is h>mless4 ,let him alone4 #b4 ,! man :o c't believe o!rs4 ,he has probably made a c>eful /udy ( human nature4 ,if y don't put him 9 jail1 he w f9d out t y are a hypocrite4 #c4 ,! man :o c't believe himself4 ,he is a cauti\s individual4 ,enc\rage him4 ,two ,iri%m5 7 work+ on ! ro( ( a build+ "o day :5 "o made a mis/ep & fell to ! gr\nd4 ,! o!r lean$ ov] & call$3 ,are yez dead or alive1 ,mike8 ,oi'm alive1 said ,mike feebly4 ,sure y're su* a li> ,oi don't "k :e!r to belave yez or n4 ,well1 !n1 ,oi mu/ be dead1 said ,mike1 = yez w\ld nev] d>e to call me a li> if ,oi wor aloive4 ,,fa!r 7reprov+ly7--,d y "k :at happ5s to li>s :5 !y die8 ,,johnny--,yes1 sir2 !y lie /ill4 ,a private1 anxi\s to secure leave ( abs5ce1 s\ght 8 capta9 ) a mo/ conv9c+ tale ab\t a sick wife break+ h] he>t = 8 abs5ce4 ,! (fic]1 famili> ) ! soldi]'s ways1 repli$3 ,i am afraid y are n tell+ ! tru?4 ,i h j receiv$ a lett] f y\r wife urg+ me n to let y come home because y get drunk1 break ! furniture1 & mi/reat h] %amefully4 ,! private salut$ & />t$ to leave ! room4 ,he paus$ at ! door1 ask+3 ,sor1 may ,i speak to y1 n z an (fic]1 b z mon to mon8 ,yes2 :at is x8 ,well1 sor1 :at ,i'm aft] say9' is ?is1 approa*+ ! capta9 & l[]+ 8 voice4 ,y & ,i are two ( ! mo/ iligant li>s ! ,"l ev] made4 ,i'm n m>ri$ at all4 ,a conductor & a brakeman on a ,montana railroad diff] z to ! prop] pronunciation ( ! "n ,eurelia4 ,pass5g]s are (t5 />tl$ ^u arrival at 8 /ation to he> ! conductor yell3 ,y're a li>6 ,y're a li>6 ,& !n f ! brakeman at ! o!r end ( ! c>3 ,y really are6 ,y really are6 ,,"m--,oh1 ,bobby1 ,i'm a%am$ ( y4 ,i nev] told /ories :5 ,i 0 a little girl4 ,,bobby--,:5 did y beg91 !n1 ,mamma8--,horace ,zimm]man4 ,! sages ( ! g5]al /ore 7 discuss+ ! v]acity ( old ,si ,p]k9s :5 ,uncle ,bill ,abbott ambl$ 94 ,:at d y ?9k ab\t x1 ,uncle ,bill8 !y ask$ him4 ,w\ld y call ,si ,p]k9s a li>8 ,well1 answ]$ ,uncle ,bill sl[ly1 z he ?\ghtfully /udi$ ! ceil+1 ,i don't "k z ,i'd g s f> z to call him a li> exactly1 b ,i d "k ?is mu*3 :5 fe$9' "t comes1 9 ord] to get any response f 8 hogs1 he has to get somebody else to call 'em = him4 ,a lie is an abom9ation unto ! ,"l & an ev] pres5t help 9 "t ( tr\ble4 ,an ,idaho guide ^: s]vices 7 reta9$ by "s weal?y "y ea/]n]s desir\s ( hunt+ 9 ! ,nor?we/ evid5tly took !m to be ! gre5e/ ( t5d]foots1 s9ce he und]took to *aff !m ) a recital some?+ z foll[s3 ,x 0 my fir/ grizzly1 s ,i 0 mighty pr\d to kill him 9 a h&-to-h& /ruggle4 ,we />t$ to fight ab\t sunrise4 ,:5 he f9ally gave up ! gho/1 ! sun 0 go+ d[n4 ,at ?is po9t ! guide paus$ to note ! effect ( 8 /ory4 ,n a ^w 0 said by ! ea/]n]s1 s ! guide add$ v sl[ly1 = ! second "t4 ,i ga!r1 !n1 said "o "y g5tleman1 a dapp] little ,bo/onian1 t x requir$ a p]iod ( two days to enable y to dispose ( t grizzly4 ,two days & a night1 said ! guide1 ) a gr94 ,t grizzly di$ mighty h>d4 ,*ok$ to dea?8 ask$ ! ,bo/onian4 ,yes1 sir1 said ! guide4 ,p>don me1 cont9u$ ! ,hubbite1 b :at did y try to get him to swall[8 ,:5 by night ! frogs are croak+1 ,k9dle b a tor*'s fire2 ,ha6 h[ soon !y all are sil5t2 ,?us ,tru? sil5ces ! li>4 --,fri$ri* von ,logan4 ,see also ,epitaphs2 ,husb&s2 ,politicians2 ,real e/ate ag5ts2 ,regrets4 ,,lib]ty ,lib]ty is be+ free f ! ?+s we don't l 9 ord] to be slaves ( ! ?+s we d l4 ,a day1 an h\r1 ( virtu\s lib]ty ,is wor? a :ole et]nity 9 bondage4 --,addison4 ,:]e lib]ty dwells1 !re is my c\ntry4--,b5jam9 ,frankl94 ,,libr>ians ,a c\ntry newspap] pr9t$ ! foll[+ ann\ncem5t3 ,! ,public ,libr>y w close = two weeks1 beg9n+ ,augu/ #c1 = ! annual clean+ & vacation ( ! libr>ians4 ,! mod]n libr>ian is a g5ius4 ,all ! pro( ne$$ is ! /atem5t t ! reque/s = books ) que] titles are fill$ ) ones really want$4 ,! foll[+ are in/ances3 ,,z ,,ask$ ,,= ,,correct ,,title ,indec5t ,ord]s ,9 ,deacon's ,ord]s ,%e ,combe? ,n ,h] ,head ,%e ,come? ,n1 ,%e ,said ,trial ( a ,s]vant ,trail ( ! ,s]p5t ,essays ( a ,li> ,essays ( ,elia ,soap & ,tables sop's ,fables ,pocketbook's ,hill ,puck ( ,pook's ,hill ,d5ti/'s ,infirm>y ,dante's ,inf]no ,holy ,smoke ,div9e ,fire ,"o libr>ian has ! foll[+ entries 9 a c>d catalog3 ,lead ,poison+ ,d1 ,k9dly ,light4 ,a di/+ui%$ libr>ian is a good foll[] ( ,*e/]ton4 ,he says3 ,to my way ( ?9k+1 a great libr>ian mu/ h a cle> head1 a /rong h& &1 above all1 a great he>t4 ,su* %all be greate/ among libr>ians2 & :5 ,i look into ! future1 ,i am incl9$ to ?9k t mo/ ( ! m5 :o w a*ieve ?is greatness w be wom54 ,_m catalog]s app5d notes to ! ma9 entries ( _! catalogs4 ,"h are two3 ,an ,ideal ,husb&3 ,ess5tially a "w ( fiction1 & presumably writt5 by a woman 7unm>ri$74 ,aspects ( ,home ,rule3 ,political1 n dome/ic4 ,9 a bran* libr>y a read] ask$ = ,! ,girl ,he ,m>ri$ 7by ,james ,grant47 ,?is happ5$ to be out1 & ! assi/ant 0 reque/$ to select a simil> book4 ,presumably he 0 a b5$ict1 = he return$ triumphantly ) ,8 ,bett] ,half 7by ,george ,griffi?74 ,h y ,a ,joy ,=ev]8 inquir$ a lady borr[]4 ,no1 repli$ ! assi/ant libr>ian aft] ref]r+ to ! /ock4 ,de> me1 h[ tiresome1 said ! lady2 h y ,pra$8 ,yes1 madam1 b x isn't any good1 0 ! prompt reply4 ,,life ,life's an aquatic meet--"s swim1 "s dive1 "s back wat]1 "s float & ! re/--s9k4 ,i c\nt life j a /uff ,to try ! s\l's /r5g? on4 --,rob]t ,br[n+4 ,may y live z long z y l1 ,& h :at y l z long z y live4 ,live1 :ile y live1 ! epicure w\ld say1 ,& seize ! pleasures ( ! pres5t day2 ,live1 :ile y live1 ! sacr$ ,prea*] cries1 ,& give to ,god ea* mom5t z x flies4 ,"l1 9 my views let bo? unit$ be2 ,i live 9 pleasure1 :5 ,i live to ,!e4 --,philip ,doddridge4 ,?is _w t we're a-liv9' 9 ,is mighty h>d to beat1 ,= y get a ?orn ) e rose-- ,b a9't ! roses sweet6 ,do/ ?\ love life8 ,!n d n squ&] "t1 = t is ! /uff life is made (4--,b5jam9 ,frankl94 ,,lisp+ ,h y lo/ ano!r too?1 ,be!sda8 ask$ auntie1 :o notic$ an unusual lisp4 ,yes'm1 repli$ ! f\r-ye>-old1 & ,i limp n[ :5 ,i talk4 ,,lo/ ,,& ,,f\nd ,i a9't los+ any fai? 9 human nature1 said ,uncle ,eb51 b ,i ka9't he'p notic9' dat d]e's allus a heap mo' ahticles adv]tis$ ',lo/' dan d> is ',f\nd4' ,:at 7 y 9 =8 ask$ ! fri5d4 ,i f\nd a horse4 ,f\nd a horse8 ,nons5se6 ,!y w\ldn't jug y = f9d+ a horse4 ,well1 b y see ,i f\nd him be=e ! own] lo/ him4 ,p>ty t lo/ purse conta9+ tw5ty doll>s ne$ worry no long]--x has be5 f\nd4--,brooklyn ,life4 ,a lawy] hav+ (fices 9 a l>ge (fice build+ rec5tly lo/ a cuff-l9k1 "o ( a pair t he greatly priz$4 ,be+ absolutely c]ta9 t he _h dropp$ ! l9k some:]e 9 ! build+ he po/$ ?is notice3 ,lo/4 ,a gold cuff-l9k4 ,! own]1 ,william ,w>d1 w deeply appreciate its imm$iate return4 ,t aft]noon1 on pass+ ! door :]eon ?is notice 0 po/$1 :at 7 ! feel+s ( ! lawy] to obs]ve t app5d$ !reto 7 ^! l9es3 ,! f9d] ( ! miss+ cuff-l9k w\ld deem x a great favor if ! own] w\ld k9dly lose ! o!r l9k4 ,,*9aman--,y tellee me :]e railroad depot8 ,,citiz5--,:at's ! matt]1 ,john8 ,lo/8 ,,*9aman--,no6 me "h4 ,depot lo/4 ,,love ,love is an insane desire on ! "p ( a *ump to pay a woman's bo>d-bill = life4 ,,mr4 ,,slimpurse--,b :y d y insi/ t our daught] %\ld m>ry a man :om %e does n l8 ,y m>ri$ = love1 didn't y8 ,,mrs4 ,,slimpurse--,yes2 b t is no reason :y ,i %\ld let our daught] make ! same blund]4 ,,maude--,jack is tell+ ar\nd t y are wor? y\r weight 9 gold4 ,,e!l--,! fooli% boy4 ,:o is he tell+ x to8 ,,maude--,8 cr$itors4 ,,ri* ,,man--,w\ld y love my daught] j z mu* if %e _h no money8 ,,suitor--,:y1 c]ta9ly6 ,,ri* ,,man--,t's suffici5t4 ,i don't want any idiots 9 ?is family4 ',tis bett] to h liv$ & lov$ ,?an nev] to h liv$ at all4 --,judge4 ,may we h ^? 9 our arms t we love 9 our he>ts4 ,"h's to love1 ! only fire aga9/ :i* !re is no insurance4 ,"h's to ^? t ,i love2 ,"h's to ^? :o love me2 ,"h's to ^? :o love ^? t ,i love4 ,"h's to ^? :o love ^? :o love me4 ,x is be/ to love wisely1 no d\bt2 b to love fooli%ly is bett] ?an n to be able to love at all4--,?ack]ay4 ,my/]i\s love1 unc]ta9 treasure1 ,ha/ ?\ m ( pa9 or pleasure6 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 ,endless torm5ts dwell ab\t !e3 ,yet :o w\ld live1 & live )\t !e6 --,addison4 ,o1 love1 love1 love6 ,love is l a dizz9ess2 ,x w9na let a poor body ,gang ab\t 8 biz9ess6 --,hogg4 ,let ! man :o does n wi% to be idle1 fall 9 love4--,ovid4 ,,loyalty ,j5k9s1 a newly w$d$ suburbanite1 kiss$ 8 wife goodby ! o!r morn+1 &1 tell+ h] he w\ld be home at six o'clock t ev5+1 got into 8 auto & />t$ = t[n4 ,at six o'clock no hubby _h appe>$1 & ! little wife began to get n]v\s4 ,:5 ! h\r ( midnight arriv$ %e c\ld be> ! susp5se no long]1 s %e ar\s$ h] fa!r & s5t him (f to ! telegraph (fice ) six telegrams to z _m bro!r ,elks liv+ 9 t[n1 ask+ ea* if h] husb& 0 /opp+ ) him ov]night4 ,morn+ came1 & ! frantic wife _h receiv$ no intellig5ce ( ! miss+ man4 ,z dawn appe>$1 a f>m wagon conta9+ a f>m] & ! d]elict husb& drove up to ! h\se1 :ile beh9d ! wagon trail$ ! brok5-d[n auto4 ,almo/ simultane\sly came a mess5g] boy ) an answ] to "o ( ! telegrams1 foll[$ at int]vals by five o!rs4 ,all ( !m read3 ,yes1 ,john is sp5d+ ! night ) me4--,bu% ,phillips4 ,,boy--,come quick1 !re's a man be5 fight+ my fa!r m'n half an h\r4 ,,policeman--,:y didn't y tell me be=e8 ,,boy--',cause fa!r 0 gett+ ! be/ ( x till a few m9utes ago4 ,,luck ,"s p are s fond ( ill-luck t !y run half-way to meet x4--,d\glas ,j]rold4 ,o1 once 9 ea* man's life1 at lea/1 ,good luck knocks at 8 door2 ,& wit to seize ! flitt+ gue/ ,ne$ nev] hung] m4 ,b :ile ! loit]+ idl] waits ,good luck beside 8 fire1 ,! bold he>t /orms at =tunes gates1 ,& conqu]s its desire4 --,lewis ,j4 ,bates4 ,tommy1 said 8 bro!r1 y're a regul> little glutton4 ,h[ c y eat s mu*8 ,don't "k2 x's j good luck1 repli$ ! y\ng/]4 ,a negro :o 0 hav+ "o mis=tune aft] ano!r said he 0 hav+ z bad luck z ! man ) only a =k :5 x 0 ra9+ s\p4 ,see also ,w9dfalls4 ,,ma9e ,! ,gov]nor ( ,ma9e 0 at ! s*ool & 0 tell+ ! pupils :at ! p ( diff]5t /ates 7 call$4 ,n[1 he said1 ! p f ,indiana are call$ ',hoosi]s'2 ! p f ,nor? ,c>ol9a ',t> ,heels'2 ! p f ,mi*igan we "k z ',mi*ig&]s4' ,n[1 :at little boy or girl c tell me :at ! p ( ,ma9e are call$8 ,i "k1 said a little girl4 ,well1 :at are we call$8 ask$ ! ,gov]nor4 ,maniacs4 ,,mak+ ,,good ,:at's become ob dat little *ameleon ,m&y _h8 inquir$ ,rufus4 ,oh1 de fool *ile done lo/ him1 repli$ ,zeke4 ,%e wuz play9' wif him "o day1 putt9' him on r$ to see him turn r$1 an' on blue to see him turn blue1 an' on gre5 to see him turn gre51 an' s on4 ,d5 de fool gal1 n satisfi$ wif lett9' well en\gh alone1 w5t an' put him on a plaid1 an' de poor little ?+ w5t an' bu/ himself try9' to make good4 ,see also ,success4 ,,mal>ia ,! physician _h tak5 8 pati5t's pulse & temp]ature1 & proce$$ to ask ! usual que/ions4 ,x--er--seems1 said he1 reg>d+ ! un=tunate ) sci5tific int]e/1 t ! attacks ( fev] & ! *ills appe> on alt]nate days4 ,d y ?9k--is x y\r op9ion--t !y h1 s to speak1 decreas$ 9 viol5ce1 if ,i may use t ^w8 ,! pati5t smil$ feebly4 ,doc1 said he1 on fev] days my head's s hot ,i c't ?9k1 & on ague days ,i %ake s ,i c't hold an op9ion4 ,,m>ks7,,wo7,,man%ip ,an ,iri%man :o1 ) 8 wife1 is employ$ on a truck-f>m 9 ,new ,j]sey1 rec5tly f\nd himself 9 a bad pr$icam5t1 :51 9 attempt+ to evade ! onslaughts ( a savage dog1 assi/ance came 9 ! %ape ( 8 wife4 ,:5 ! woman came up1 ! dog _h fa/5$ 8 tee? 9 ! calf ( h] husb&'s leg & 0 hold+ on = de> life4 ,seiz+ a /one 9 ! road1 ! ,iri%man's wife 0 ab\t to hurl x1 :5 ! husb&1 ) wond]ful pres5ce ( m9d1 %\t$3 ,m>y6 ,m>y6 ,don't ?r[ ! /one at ! dog6 ?r[ x at me6 ,m>y _h a little lamb1 ,x's fleece 0 gone 9 spots1 ,= ,m>y fir$ h] fa!r's gun1 ,& lamby caught ! %ots6 --,columbia ,je/]4 ,,m>riage ,,mrs4 ,,quack5ness--,am yo' daught> happily m>'d1 ,si/ah ,sagg8 ,,mrs4 ,,sagg--,%e %o' is6 ,bless goodness %e's done got a husb& dat's ske]$ to dea? ( h]6 ,:]e am ,i8 ! invalid exclaim$1 wak+ f ! long delirium ( fev] & feel+ ! com=t t lov+ h&s _h suppli$4 ,:]e am ,i--9 heav58 ,no1 de>1 coo$ 8 wife2 ,i am /ill ) y4 ,ar*bi%op ,ryan 0 visit+ a small p>i% 9 a m9+ di/rict "o day = ! purpose ( adm9i/]+ confirmation1 & ask$ "o n]v\s little girl :at matrimony is4 ,x is a /ate ( t]rible torm5t :i* ^? :o ent] are compell$ to und]go = a "t to prep>e !m = a bright] & bett] _w1 %e said4 ,no1 no1 remon/rat$ h] rector2 t isn't matrimony3 t's ! def9ition ( purgatory4 ,leave h] alone1 said ! ,ar*bi%op2 maybe %e is "r4 ,:at d y & ,i "k ab\t x8 ,0 ,hel5's m>riage a success8 ,goodness1 yes4 ,:y1 %e is go+ to m>ry a nobleman on ! alimony4--,judge4 ,,j5nie--,:at makes ,george su* a pessimi/8 ,,jack--,well1 he's be5 m>ri$ ?ree times--once = love1 once = money & ! la/ "t = a home4 ,matrimony is ! root ( all evil4 ,"o day ,m>y1 ! *>woman1 report$ = s]vice ) a black eye4 ,:y1 ,m>y1 said h] sympa!tic mi/ress1 :at a bad eye y h6 ,yes'm4 ,well1 !re's "o consolation4 ,x might h be5 worse4 ,yes'm4 ,y might h _h bo? ( !m hurt4 ,yes'm4 ,or worse'n t3 ,i might n ha' be5 m>ri$ at all4 ,a wife plac$ ^u h] husb&'s tomb/one3 ,he _h be5 m>ri$ =ty ye>s & 0 prep>$ to die4 ,i c take a hundr$ words a m9ute1 said ! /5ograph]4 ,i (t5 take m ?an t1 said ! prospective employ]2 b !n ,i h to1 ,i'm m>ri$4 ,a man & 8 wife 7 air+ _! tr\bles on ! sidewalk "o ,saturday ev5+ :5 a good ,sam>itan int]v5$4 ,see "h1 my man1 he prote/$1 ?is sort ( ?+ won't d4 ,:at bus9ess is x ( y\rs1 ,i'd l to "k1 sn>l$ ! man1 turn+ f 8 wife4 ,x's only my bus9ess 9 s f> z ,i c be ( help 9 settl+ ?is dispute1 answ]$ ! ,sam>itan mildly4 ,?is a9't no dispute1 gr[l$ ! man4 ,no dispute6 ,b1 my de> fri5d-- ,i tell y x a9't no dispute1 insi/$ ! man4 ,%e--j]k+ 8 ?umb t[>d ! woman--?9ks %e a9't go9 to get my week's wages1 & ,i "k d>n well %e a9't4 ,:]e's ! dispute 9 t8 ,,8 ,,bett] ,,half--,i ?9k x's "t we got ,lizzie m>ri$ & settl$ d[n1 ,alfr$4 ,%e w be tw5ty-eight next week y "k4 ,,h] ,,less] ,,half--,oh1 don't hurry1 my de>4 ,bett] wait till ! "r sort ( man comes along4 ,,8 ,,bett] ,,half--,b :y wait8 ,i didn't6 ,o',flanagan came home "o night ) a deep b& ( black crape ar\nd 8 hat4 ,:y1 ,mike6 exclaim$ 8 wife4 ,:at are ye we>9' ?ot m\rnful ?+ =8 ,i'm we>9' x = y] fir/ husb&1 repli$ ,mike firmly4 ,i'm sorry he's dead4 ,:at a /rangely int]e/+ face y\r fri5d ! poet has1 gurgl$ ! maid5 ( =ty4 ,x seems to possess all ! elem5ts ( happ9ess & sorr[1 ea* /ruggl+ = supremacy4 ,yes1 he looks to me l a man :o 0 m>ri$ & didn't "k x1 gr[l$ ! ,cynical ,ba*elor4 ,! n especially sweet-temp]$ "y wife ( a ,kaslo ,b4,c41 man "o day approa*$ h] "l conc]n+ ! matt] ( "o hundr$ doll>s or s4 ,i'd l to let y h x1 my de>1 began ! husb&1 b ! fact is ,i hav5't t am\nt 9 ! bank ?is morn+--t is to say1 ,i hav5't t am\nt to sp>e1 inasmu* z ,i mu/ take up a note = two hundr$ doll>s ?is aft]noon4 ,oh1 v well1 ,james6 said ! wife1 ) an om9\s calmness1 ,if y ?9k ! man :o holds ! note c make ?+s any hott] = y ?an ,i c--:y1 d z y say1 ,james6 ,a "y lady ent]$ a book /ore & inquir$ ( ! g5tlemanly cl]k--a m>ri$ man1 by-!-way--if he _h a book suitable = an old g5tleman :o _h be5 m>ri$ fifty ye>s4 ,)\t ! lea/ hesitation ! cl]k rea*$ = a copy ( ,p>kman's ,a ,half ,c5tury ( ,conflict4 ,smi? & ,jones 7 discuss+ ! "q ( :o %\ld be head ( ! h\se--! man or ! woman4 ,i am ! head ( my e/abli%m5t1 said ,jones4 ,i am ! bread-w9n]4 ,:y %\ldn't ,i be8 ,well1 repli$ ,smi?1 be=e my wife & ,i 7 m>ri$ we made an agreem5t t ,i %\ld make ! rul+s 9 all major ?+s1 my wife 9 all ! m9or4 ,h[ has x work$8 qu]i$ ,jones4 ,smi? smil$4 ,s f>1 he repli$1 no major matt]s h come up4 ,a poor lady ! o!r day ha/5$ to ! nurs]y & said to h] little daught]3 ,m9nie1 :at d y mean by %\t+ & scream+8 ,play quietly1 l ,tommy4 ,see1 he doesn't make a s\nd4 ,( c\rse he doesn't1 said ! little girl4 ,t is our game4 ,he is papa com+ home late1 & ,i am y4 ,! /rang] advanc$ t[>d ! door4 ,mrs4 ,o',toole /ood 9 ! doorway ) a r\gh /ick 9 h] left h& & a fr[n on h] br[4 ,good morn+1 said ! /rang] politely4 ,i'm look+ = ,mr4 ,o',toole4 ,s'm ,i1 said ,mrs4 ,o',toole1 %ift+ h] club ov] to h] o!r h&4 ,,tim--,s>] ,smi? 7y "k 'er--,bill's missus71 %e ?r[$ h]self horf ! end uv ! :>f l>/ night4 ,,tom--,poor ,s>]6 ,,tim--,an' a cop fi%$ 'er out aga94 ,,tom--,poor ,bill6 ,! coo+ /ops ) ! honeymoon1 b ! bill+ goes on =ev]4 ,well1 old man1 h[ did y get along aft] ,i left y at midnight4 ,get home all "r8 ,no2 a conf\nd$ nosey policeman hal$ me to ! /ation1 :]e ,i sp5t ! re/ ( ! night4 ,lucky dog6 ,i rea*$ home4 ,,/rang]--,:at's ! fight ab\t8 ,,native--,! fell] on top is ,hank ,hill wot m>ri$ ! widd] ,/rong1 an' ?' o!r's ,joel ,j5ks1 wot int]dooc$ him to h]4--,life4 ,a color$ man _h be5 arre/$ on a *>ge ( beat+ & cruelly misus+ 8 wife4 ,aft] he>+ ! *>ge aga9/ ! prison]1 ! ju/ice turn$ to ! fir/ witness4 ,madam1 he said1 if ?is man 7 y\r husb& & _h giv5 y a beat+1 w\ld y call 9 ! police8 ,! woman address$1 a v]itable ,amazon 9 size & aggressiv5ess1 turn$ a smil+ c\nt5ance t[>ds ! ju/ice & answ]$3 ,no1 j$ge4 ,if he 0 mah husban'1 & he treat$ me lak he did 'is wife1 ,ah w\ldn't call no p'liceman4 ,no1 sah1 ,ah'd call de und]tak]4 ,we admire ! /rict imp>tiality ( ! judge :o rec5tly f9$ 8 wife tw5ty-five doll>s = contempt ( c\rt1 b we w\ld hate to h be5 9 ! judge's %oes :5 he got home t night4 ,h[ _m *ildr5 h y8 ask$ ! c5sus-tak]4 ,! man address$ remov$ ! pipe f 8 m\?1 scrat*$ 8 head1 ?\ght x ov] a mom5t1 & !n repli$3 ,five--f\r liv+ & "o m>ri$4 ,,%e--,h[ did !y ev] come to m>ry8 ,,he--,oh1 x's ! same old /ory4 ,/>t$ out to be good fri5ds1 y "k1 & lat] on *ang$ _! m9ds4--,puck4 ,nat ,goodw9 & a fri5d 7 walk+ along ,fif? ,av5ue "o aft]noon :5 !y /opp$ to look into a flori/'s w9d[1 9 :i* !re 0 an arti/ic arrangem5t ( exquisite roses4 ,:at wond]ful ,am]ican ,beauties ^? are1 ,nat6 said ! fri5d delight$ly4 ,!y are1 inde$1 repli$ ,nat4 ,y see1 ,i am v fond ( t fl[]1 cont9u$ ! fri5d4 ,9 fact1 ,i might say x is my favorite4 ,y "k1 ,nat1 ,i m>ri$ an ,am]ican beauty4 ,well1 said ,nat dryly1 y hav5't got any?+ on me4 ,i m>ri$ a clu/]4 ,are y q sure t 0 a m>riage lic5se y gave me la/ mon?8 ,( c\rse6 ,:at's ! matt]8 ,well1 ,i ?\ght !re might be "s mi/ake1 see+ t ,i've liv$ a dog's life ev] s9ce4 ,is n m>riage an op5 "q1 :5 x is alleg$1 f ! beg9n+ ( ! _w1 t su* z are 9 ! in/itution wi% to get out1 & su* z are out wi% to get 94--,em]son4 ,,h\sehold]--,"h1 drop t coat & cle> out6 ,,burgl>--,y be quiet1 or ,i'll wake y\r wife & give h] ?is lett] ,i f\nd 9 y\r pocket4 ,! reason :y s few m>riages are happy is because "y ladies sp5d _! "t 9 mak+ nets1 n 9 mak+ cages4--,swift4 ,see also ,*ur* discipl9e2 ,dome/ic f9ance2 ,tr\ble4 ,,m>riage ,,fees ,a poor c\ple :o w5t to ! prie/ to be w$d$ 7 met ) a dem& = ! m>riage fee4 ,x 0 n =?-com+4 ,bo? ! cons5t+ p>ties 7 ri* 9 love & 9 _! prospects1 b de/itute ( f9ancial res\rces4 ,! fa!r 0 obdurate4 ,no money1 no m>riage4 ,give me l'ave1 y\r riv]5ce1 said ! blu%+ bride1 to g & get ! money4 ,x 0 giv51 & %e sp$ =? on ! delicate mission ( rais+ a m>riage fee out ( pure no?+4 ,aft] a %ort int]val %e return$ ) ! sum ( money1 & ! c]emony 0 complet$ to ! satisfaction ( all4 ,:5 ! p>t+ 0 tak+ place ! newly-made wife seem$ a little uneasy4 ,any?+ on y\r m9d1 ,ca!r9e8 said ! fa!r4 ,well1 y\r riv]5ce1 ,i w\ld l to "k if ?is m>riage c\ld n be spoil$ n[4 ,c]ta9ly n1 ,ca!r9e4 ,no man c put y asund]4 ,c\ld y n d x y\rself1 fa!r8 ,c\ld y n spoil ! m>riage8 ,no1 no1 ,ca!r9e4 ,y are pa/ me n[4 ,i h no?+ m to d ) y\r m>riage4 ,t aises me m9d1 said ,ca!r9e1 & ,god bless y\r riv]5ce4 ,!re's ! ticket = y\r hat4 ,i pick$ x up 9 ! lobby & pawn$ x4 ,,m&y--,:at foh yo' be5 go9'to de po/-(fice s reg'l>8 ,are yo' correspond+ wif "s o!r female8 ,,ra/us--,nope2 b s9ce ah be5 a-read9' 9 de pap]s 'b\t dese 'consci5ce funds' ah k9d ( ?\ght ah might possibly git a lettah f dat m9i/ah :at m>ri$ u4--,life4 ,! knot 0 ti$2 ! pair 7 w$1 ,& !n ! smil+ bridegroom said ,unto ! prea*]1 ,%all ,i pay ,to y ! usual fee today4 ,or w\ld y h me wait a ye> ,& give y !n a hundr$ cle>1 ,if ,i %\ld f9d ! m>riage /ate ,z happy z ,i e/imate8 ,! prea*] lo/ no "t 9 ?\ght1 ,to 8 reply no /udy br\ght1 ,!re 7 no wr9kles on 8 br[3 ,said he1 ,i'll take ?ree doll>s n[4 ,,ma!matics ,see ,ari?metic4 ,,matrimony ,see ,m>riage4 ,,measur+ ,,in/rum5ts ,golly1 b ,i's tir$6 exclaim$ a tall & ?9 negro1 meet+ a %ort & /\t fri5d on ,wa%+ton ,/reet4 ,:at y be5 do9' to get tir$8 dem&$ ! o!r4 ,well1 expla9$ ! ?9 "o1 draw+ a deep brea?1 ov] to ,bro!r ,smi?'s dey are measur9' de h\se = "s new c>pets4 ,dey hav5't got no yawd/ick1 & ,i's j ezactly six feet tall4 ,s to oblige ,bro!r ,smi?1 ,i's be5 a-lay9' d[n & a-gett9' up all ov] deir h\se4 ,,m$ical ,,inspection ,,( ,,s*ools ,,pass]-,,by--,:at's ! fuss 9 ! s*ooly>d1 boy8 ,,! ,,boy--,:y1 ! doctor has j be5 ar\nd exam99' u an' "o ( ! defici5t boys is knock9' ?' ev]la/9' /uff9's out ( a p]fect kid4 ,,m$ic9e ,! f>m]'s mule _h j balk$ 9 ! road :5 ! c\ntry doctor came by4 ,! f>m] ask$ ! physician if he c\ld give him some?+ to />t ! mule4 ,! doctor said he c\ld1 &1 rea*+ d[n into 8 m$ic9e case1 gave ! animal "s p[d]s4 ,! mule swit*$ 8 tail1 toss$ 8 head & />t$ on a mad gallop d[n ! road4 ,! f>m] look$ fir/ at ! fly+ animal & !n at ! doctor4 ,h[ mu* did t m$ic9e co/1 ,doc8 he ask$4 ,oh1 ab\t fifte5 c5ts1 said ! physician4 ,well1 give me a qu>t]'s wor?1 quick6 ,& he swall[$ x4 ,i've got to cat* t mule4 ,i hope y are foll[+ my in/ructions c>efully1 ,s&y--! pills ?ree times a day & a drop ( :isky at b$time4 ,weeel1 sir1 ,i may be a wee bit beh9d wi' ! pills1 b ,i'm ab\t six weeks 9 front wi' ! :usky4 ,r>ely has a d\ble mean+ turn$ ) m deadly effect ^u an innoc5t p]petrator ?an 9 an adv]tisem5t lately appe>+ 9 a we/]n newspap]4 ,he wrote3 ,want$--a g5tleman to und]take ! sale ( a pat5t m$ic9e4 ,! adv]tis] gu>antees x w be pr(itable to ! und]tak]4 ,i firmly believe t if ! :ole mat]ia m$ico c\ld be sunk to ! bottom ( ! sea1 x w\ld be all ! bett] = mank9d & all ! worse = ! fi%es4--,o4,w4 ,holmes4 ,a man's own obs]vation1 :at he f9ds good (1 & :at he f9ds hurt (1 is ! be/ physic to pres]ve heal?4--,bacon4 ,,meekness ,"o ev5+ j be=e d9n] a wife1 :o _h be5 play+ bridge all ! aft]noon1 came 9 to f9d h] husb& & a /range man 7aft]w>d asc]ta9$ to be a lawy]7 engag$ 9 "s my/]i\s bus9ess ov] ! libr>y table1 ^u :i* 7 spread sev]al %eets ( pap]4 ,:at are y go+ to d ) all t pap]1 ,h5ry8 dem&$ ! wife4 ,i am mak+ a wi%1 meekly respond$ ! husb&4 ,a wi%8 ,yes1 my de>4 ,9 y\r pres5ce ,i %all n presume to call x a w4 ,,memorials ,two negroes 7 talk+ ab\t a rec5t fun]al ( a memb] ( _! race1 at :i* fun]al !re _h be5 a pr(usion ( floral tributes4 ,said ! cook3 ,dat's all v well1 ,m&y2 b :5 ,i dies ,i don't want no fl[]s on my grave4 ,jes' plant a good old wat]melon-v9e2 an' :5 %e gits ripe1 y come d>1 an' don't y eat x1 b jes' bus' x on de grave1 an' let de good old juice dribble d[n ?ro' de gr\nd6 ,t's r a h&some mantelpiece y h !re1 ,mr4 ,b9k/on1 said ! visitor4 ,yes1 repli$ ,mr4 ,b9k/on1 pr\dly4 ,t is a memorial to my wife4 ,:y--,i 0 n aw>e t ,mrs4 ,b9k/on _h pass$ away1 said ! visitor sympa!tically4 ,oh no1 inde$1 %e hasn't1 smil$ ,mr4 ,b9k/on4 ,%e is s]v+ h] ?irtie? soj\rn 9 jail4 ,t mantelpiece is built ( ! bricks %e 0 convict$ ( ?r[+4 ,,memory ,uncle ,mose1 said a drumm]1 address+ an old color$ man seat$ on a drygoods box 9 front ( ! village /ore1 !y tell me t y rememb] see+ ,george ,wa%+ton--am ,i mi/ak58 ,no1 sah1 said ,uncle ,mose4 ,i u/] 'memb] see9' him1 b ,i done fo'got s5ce ,i j9$ de *u'*4 ,a not$ college presid5t1 att5d+ a banquet 9 ,bo/on1 0 surpris$ to see t ! d>ky :o took ! hats at ! door gave no *ecks 9 return4 ,he has a mo/ wond]ful memory1 a fell[ d9] expla9$4 ,he's be5 do+ t = ye>s & prides himself ^u nev] hav+ made a mi/ake4 ,z ! college presid5t 0 leav+1 ! d>ky pass$ him 8 hat4 ,h[ d y "k t ?is "o is m9e8 ,i don't "k x1 suh1 admitt$ ! d>ky4 ,!n :y d y give x to me8 ',cause yo' gave x to me1 suh4 ,tommy1 said 8 "m reprov+ly1 :at did ,i say ,i'd d to y if ,i ev] caught y /eal+ jam aga98 ,tommy ?\ghtfully scrat*$ 8 head ) 8 /icky f+]s4 ,:y1 t's funny1 ma1 t y %\ld =get x1 too4 ,hang$ if ,i c rememb]4 ,smi? is a "y ,new ,york lawy]1 clev] 9 _m ways1 b v =getful4 ,he 0 rec5tly s5t to ,/4 ,l\is to int]view an important cli5t 9 reg>d to a case !n p5d+ 9 ! ,miss\ri c\rts4 ,lat] ! head ( 8 firm receiv$ ?is telegram f ,/4 ,l\is3 ,h =gott5 "n ( cli5t4 ,please wire at once4 ,?is 0 ! reply s5t f ,new ,york3 ,cli5t's "n ,j5k9s4 ,y\r "n ,smi?4 ,:5 "t :o /eals our ye>s away ,%all /eal our pleasures too1 ,! mem'ry ( ! pa/ w /ay ,& half our joys r5ew4 --,moore4 ,! he>t ha? its own memory1 l ! m9d1 ,& 9 x are en%r9$ ,! preci\s keepsakes1 into :i* is wr\ght ,! giv]'s lov+ ?\ght4 --,longfell[4 ,,m5 ,"h's to ! m56 ,god bless !m6 ,wor/ ( me s9s1 ,i confess !m6 ,9 lov+ !m all2 be !y great or small1 ,s "h's to ! boys6 ,god bless !m6 ,may all s+le m5 be m>ri$1 ,& all m>ri$ m5 be happy4 ,:at is y\r ideal man8 ,"o :o is clev] en\gh to make money & fooli% en\gh to sp5d x6 ,i h ?\ght "s ( ,nature's j\rneym5 _h made m5 & n made !m well1 !y imitat$ humanity s abom9ably4--,%akespe>e4 ,m5 are f\r3 ,he :o kn[s & kn[s n t he kn[s1-- ,he is asleep--wake him2 ,he :o kn[s n & kn[s n t he kn[s n1-- ,he is a fool--%un him2 ,he :o kn[s n & kn[s t he kn[s n1-- ,he is a *ild--tea* him2 ,he :o kn[s & kn[s t ,he kn[s1-- ,he is a k+--foll[ him4 ,see also ,dogs2 ,husb&s4 ,,messages ,h y ! r5t ready8 ,no1 sir2 "m's gone out wa%+ & =got to put x out = y4 ,did %e tell y %e'd =gott58 ,yes1 sir4 ,"o ( ! pass5g]s on a wreck 0 an exce$+ly n]v\s man1 :o1 :ile float+ 9 ! wat]1 imag9$ h[ 8 fri5ds w\ld acqua9t 8 wife ( 8 fate4 ,sav$ at la/1 he ru%$ to ! telegraph (fice & s5t ?is message3 ,de> ,pat1 ,i am sav$4 ,break x g5tly to my wife4 ,,metaphor ,x 0 a ,wa%+ton woman1 angry because ! au?orities _h clos$ ! woman's re/-room 9 ! ,s5ate (fice build+1 :o bur/ out3 ,x is almo/ z if ! ,s5ate _h hurl$ its glove into ! tee? ( ! advanc+ wave t is s\nd+ ! cl>ion ( equal rights4 ,a wat] consum] 9 ,los ,angeles1 ,cali=nia1 ^: supply _h be5 turn$ (f because he w\ldn't pay1 wrote to ! dep>tm5t z foll[s3 ,9 ! matt] ( %utt+ (f ! wat] on unpaid bills1 y\r company is fa/ becom+ a regul> cry/alliz$ ,russian bureaucracy1 runn+ 9 a groove & deaf to ! appeals ( re=m4 ,!re is no use ( y\r try+ to impugn ! v]ity ( ?is indictm5t by %ak+ y\r (ficial heads 9 ! tee? ( y\r own de$s4 ,if y w p]si/ 9 ?is k9d ( ?+1 a widespread conflagration ( ! populace w be s imm95t t x w require only a sp>k to let loose ! dogs ( w> 9 our mid/4 ,w y p]si/ 9 hurl+ ! corn] /one ( our p]sonal lib]ty to y\r wolfi% h\nds ( collectors1 ?ir/+ = its blood8 ,if y p]si/1 ! fir/ ?+ y "k y w h ! *>iot ( a ju/ly indignant revolution roll+ along 9 our mid/ & gna%+ its tee? z x rolls4 ,if y\r rascally collectors are p]mitt$ to cont9ue com+ to our doors ) unblu%+ foot/eps1 ) cloaks ( hypocritical compunction 9 _! m\?s1 & compel paym5t f y\r patrons1 ?is policy w result 9 cutt+ ! wool (f ! %eep t lays ! gold5 egg1 until y h pump$ x dry--& !n f>ewell1 a long f>ewell1 to our vaunt$ prosp]ity4 ,,mice ,:at's ! matt] ) ,briggs8 ,he 0 gett+ %av$ by a lady b>b] :5 a m\se ran across ! floor4--,life4 ,,middle ,,classes ,,willie--,paw1 :at is ! middle class8 ,,paw--,! middle class consi/s ( p :o are n poor en\gh to accept *>ity & n ri* en\gh to donate any?+4 ,,militants ,see ,suffragettes4 ,,milit>y ,,discipl9e ,murphy 0 a new recruit 9 ! cavalry4 ,he c\ld n ride at all1 & by ill luck 0 giv5 "o ( ! mo/ vici\s horses 9 ! troop4 ,rememb]1 said ! s]geant1 no "o is all[$ to dism\nt )\t ord]s4 ,murphy 0 no soon] 9 ! saddle ?an he 0 ?r[n to ! gr\nd4 ,murphy6 yell$ ! s]geant1 :5 he discov]$ him ly+ brea?less on ! gr\nd1 y dism\nt$6 ,i did4 ,did y h ord]s8 ,i did4 ,f headqu>t]s1 ,i suppose8 ,no1 sor2 f h9tqu>t]s4 ,h[ d>e y come on p>ade1 exclaim$ an ,iri% s]geant to a recruit1 be=e a respictible man loike mysilf smo!r$ f head to foot 9 graise an' poipe clay8 ,tell me n[--answ] me :5 ,i spake to yez6 ,! recruit 0 ab\t to excuse himself = 8 condition :5 ! s]geant /opp$ him4 ,d>e yez to answ] me :5 ,i puts a "q to yez8 he cri$4 ,h\ld y] ly9' tongue1 & op5 y\r face at y] p]il6 ,tell me n[1 :at h ye be5 do9' wid y] uni=m an' arms an' bills8 ,n a ^w1 or ,i'll clap yez 9 ! gu>droom4 ,:5 ,i axes yez any?+ an' yez spakes ,i'll h yez tri$ = insol5ce to y] sup]ior (fic]1 b if yez don't answ] :5 ,i que/ions yez1 ,i'll h yez puni%$ = disob$i5ce ( ord]s6 ,s1 yez see1 ,i h yez bo? ways6 ,mi/ake1 error1 is ! discipl9e ?r\gh :i* we advance4--,*ann+4 ,,mill9]s ,recipe = a mill9]3 ,to a pres5ce t's mu* m ?an que5ly1 ,add a mann] t's q ,v]e de ,v]e2 ,y feel l a worm 9 h] sight :5 %e says1 ,only #cjj1 my de>6 --,life4 ,,millionaires ,recipe = a multi-millionaire3 ,take a boy ) b>e feet z a />t] ,add ?rift & sobriety1 mix$-- ,flavor ) qu>ts ( religion1 ,& see t ! t>iff is fix$4 --,life4 ,,millionaire 7to a begg>7--,be (f ) y ?is m9ute6 ,,begg>--,look 'ere1 mi/]2 ! only diff]5ce betwe5 y & me is t y are mak9' y\r second million1 :ile ,i am /ill work9' at my fir/4 ,n[ t y h made #ej1jjj1jjj1 ,i suppose y are go+ to keep "r on = ! purpose ( try+ to get a hundr$ millions8 ,no1 sir4 ,y d me an inju/ice4 ,i'm go+ to put 9 ! re/ ( my "t try+ to get my consci5ce into a satisfactory condition4 ,:5 ,i 0 a "y man1 said ,mr4 ,cumrox1 ,i ?\ght no?+ ( work+ twelve or f\rte5 h\rs a day4 ,fa!r1 repli$ ! "y man ) sporty clo!s1 ,i wi% y w\ldn't m5tion x4 ,^? non-union s5tim5ts are liable to make y unpopul>4 ,no good man ev] became sudd5ly ri*4--,syrus4 ,& all to leave :at ) 8 toil he won1 ,to t unfea!r'd two-legg$ ?+1 a son4 --,dryd54 ,see also ,capitali/s4 ,,m9orities ,/epp+ out betwe5 ! acts at ! fir/ production ( "o ( 8 plays1 ,b]n>d ,%aw said to ! audi5ce3 ,:at d y ?9k ( x8 ,?is />tl$ ev]ybody = ! "t be+1 b pres5tly a man 9 ! pit assembl$ 8 scatt]$ wits & cri$3 ,rott56 ,%aw made a curtsey & melt$ ! h\se ) "o ( 8 ,iri% smiles4 ,my fri5d1 he said1 %rugg+ 8 %\ld]s & indicat+ ! cr[d 9 front1 ,i q agree ) y1 b :at are we two aga9/ s _m8 ,,mis]s ,!re 0 an old man ( ,nantucket ,:o kept all 8 ca% 9 a bucket2 ,b 8 daught]1 nam$ ,nan1 ,ran away ) a man-- ,& z = ! bucket1 ,nantucket4 ,a m]e madness1 to live l a wret*1 & die ri*4--,rob]t ,burton4 ,,mission>ies ,,%e--,poor c\s9 ,jack6 ,& to be eat5 by ^? wret*$ cannibals6 ,,he--,yes1 my de> *ild2 b he gave !m _! fir/ ta/e 9 religion6 ,at a meet+ ( ! ,wom5's ,=eign ,mission>y ,society 9 a l>ge city *ur* a discussion arose among ! memb]s pres5t z to ! race ( p t inhabit$ a f>-away l&4 ,"s insi/$ t !y 7 n a man-eat+ p2 o!rs t !y 7 kn[n to be cannibals4 ,h[ev]1 ! "q 0 f9ally decid$ by a m9i/]'s wid[1 :o said3 ,i beg p>don = int]rupt+1 ,mrs4 ,*airman1 b ,i c assure y t !y are cannibals4 ,my husb& 0 a mission>y !re & !y ate him4 ,,missions ,:at 9 ! _w are y up to1 ,hilda8 exclaim$ ,mrs4 ,bale1 z %e ent]$ ! nurs]y :]e h] six-ye>-old daught] 0 /uff+ brok5 toys1 headless dolls1 ragg$ clo!s & g5]al debris into an op5 box4 ,:y1 "m1 cri$ ,hilda1 c't y see8 ,i'm pack+ a mission>y box j ! way ! ladies d2 & x's all "r1 %e add$ reassur+ly1 ,i hav5't put 9 a s+le ?+ t's any good at all6 ,,mi/ak5 ,,id5tity ,!re 0 a "y fell[ nam$ ,paul1 ,:o w5t to a fancy dress ball2 ,!y say1 j = fun ,he dress$ up l a bun1 ,& 0 et by a dog 9 ! hall4 ,a ,scotti% woman1 :o 0 sp5d+ h] holidays 9 ,london1 ent]$ a bric-a-brac %op1 9 se>* ( some?+ odd to take home to ,scotl& ) h]4 ,aft] %e _h inspect$ sev]al articles1 b _h f\nd none to suit h]1 %e notic$ a qua9t figure1 ! head & %\ld]s ( :i* appe>$ above ! c\nt]4 ,:at is t ,japanese idol ov] !re wor?8 %e inquir$ ( ! salesman4 ,! salesman's reply 0 giv5 9 a subdu$ tone3 ,ab\t half a million1 madam4 ,t's ! proprietor6 ,! late ,james ,mc,neil ,:i/l] 0 /&+ b>ehead$ 9 a hat %op1 ! cl]k hav+ tak5 8 hat to ano!r "p ( ! %op = comp>ison4 ,a man ru%$ 9 ) 8 hat 9 8 h&1 &1 suppos+ ,:i/l] to be a cl]k angrily confront$ him4 ,see "h1 he said1 ?is hat doesn't fit4 ,:i/l] ey$ ! /rang] critically f head to foot1 & !n drawl$ out3 ,well1 nei!r does y\r coat4 ,:at's m1 if y'll p>don my say+ s1 ,i'll be hang$ if ,i c>e mu* = ! color ( y\r tr\s]s4 ,! /eam] 0 on ! po9t ( leav+1 & ! pass5g]s l\ng$ on ! deck & wait$ = ! />t4 ,at l5g? "o ( !m espi$ a cycli/ 9 ! f> di/ance1 & x soon became evid5t t he 0 do+ 8 level be/ to cat* ! boat4 ,already ! sailors' h&s 7 on ! gangways1 & ! cycli/'s *ance look$ small inde$4 ,!n a sportive pass5g] wag]$ a sov]eign to a %ill+ t he w\ld miss x4 ,! (f] 0 tak51 & at once ! deck became a sc5e ( wild excitem5t4 ,he'll miss x4 ,no2 he'll j d x4 ,come on6 ,he won't d x4 ,yes1 he w4 ,he's done x4 ,hurrah6 ,9 ! v nick ( "t ! cycli/ arriv$1 sprang (f 8 ma*9e1 & ran up ! "o gangway left4 ,ca/ (f6 he cri$4 ,x 0 ! capta94 ,mu* to ! curi\s little girl's disgu/1 h] eld] si/] & h] girl fri5ds _h quickly clos$ ! door ( ! back p>lor1 be=e %e c\ld w$ge h] small self 9 among !m4 ,%e wait$ uneasily = a little :ile1 !n %e knock$4 ,no response4 ,%e knock$ aga94 ,/ill no att5tion4 ,h] curiosity c\ld be controll$ no long]4 ,dodo6 %e call$ 9 /accato tones z %e knock$ once aga94 ',ta9't me6 ,x's ,mamma6 ,,mollycoddles ,tommy1 :y don't y play ) ,frank any m8 ask$ ,tommy's "m1 :o notic$ t he 0 cultivat+ ! acqua9tance ( a new boy on ! block4 ,i ?\ght y 7 su* good *ums4 ,we 01 repli$ ,tommy sup]cili\sly1 b he's a mollycoddle4 ,he paid t' git into ! ball-gr\nds4 ,,money ,9 "s ( ! college settlem5ts !re are p5ny sav+s banks = *ildr54 ,"o ,saturday a small boy arriv$ ) an important air & )drew #b c5ts f 8 acc\nt4 ,monday morn+ he promptly return$ ! money4 ,s y didn't sp5d y\r #b c5ts8 obs]v$ ! work] 9 *>ge4 ,oh1 no1 he repli$1 b a fell[ j likes to h a little ca% on h& ov] ,sunday4 ,see also ,dome/ic f9ance4 ,,moral ,,education ,two little boys1 f\r & five ye>s old respectively1 7 play+ quietly1 :5 ! "o ( f\r ye>s /ruck ! o!r on 8 *eek4 ,an int]e/$ by/&] /epp$ up & ask$ him :y he _h hit ! o!r :o _h done no?+4 ,well1 repli$ ! pugili/ic "o1 la/ ,sunday our lesson 9 ,sunday-s*ool 0 ab\t if a fell[ hit y on ! left *eek turn ! o!r & get ano!r crack1 & ,i j want$ to see if ,bobbie knew 8 lesson4 ,,mosquitoes ,s5ator ,gore1 ( ,oklahoma1 :ile address+ a conv5tion 9 ,oklahoma ,city rec5tly1 told ?is /ory1 illu/rat+ a po9t he made3 ,a nor!rn g5tleman 0 be+ ent]ta9$ by a s\!rn colonel on a fi%+-trip4 ,x 0 8 fir/ visit to ! ,s\?1 & ! mosquitoes 7 s bo!rsome t he 0 unable to sleep1 :ile at ! same "t he c\ld he> 8 fri5d snor+ audibly4 ,! next morn+ he approa*$ ! old d>ky :o 0 do+ ! cook+4 ',jim1' he said1 'h[ is x ! colonel is able to sleep s s\ndly ) s _m mosquitoes ar\nd8' ',i'll tell yo'1 boss1' ! d>ky repli$1 'de fu/ "p ( de night de k]nel is too full to pay any 't5%um to de skeet]s1 & de la/ "p ( de night de skeet]s is too full to pay any 't5%um to de k]nel4' ,see also ,applause2 ,new ,j]sey4 ,,mo!rs ,:ile reconnoit]+ 9 ,we/morel& ,c\nty1 ,virg9ia1 "o ( ,g5]al ,wa%+ton's (fic]s *anc$ ^u a f9e team ( horses driv5 be=e a pl[ by a burly slave4 ,f9] animals he _h nev] se54 ,:5 8 eyes _h fea/$ on _! beauty he cri$ to ! driv]3 ,hello good fell[6 ,i mu/ h ^? horses4 ,!y are j su* animals z ,i h be5 look+ =4 ,! black man gr9n$1 roll$ up ! :ites ( 8 eyes1 put ! la% to ! horses' flanks & turn$ up ano!r furr[ 9 ! ri* soil4 ,! (fic] wait$ until he _h f9i%$ ! r[2 !n ?r[+ back 8 cavali] cloak ! ensign ( ! rank dazzl$ ! slave's eyes4 ,bett] see missus6 ,bett] see missus6 he cri$ wav+ 8 h& to ! s\?1 :]e above ! c$> gr[? rose ! t[]s ( a f9e old ,virg9ia mansion4 ,! (fic] turn$ up ! c>riage road & soon 0 rapp+ ! great brass knock] ( ! front door4 ,quickly ! door swung ^u its pond]\s h+es & a grave1 maje/ic-look+ woman confront$ ! visitor ) an air ( inquiry4 ,madam1 said ! (fic] d(f+ 8 cap & ov]come by h] dignity1 ,i h come to claim y\r horses 9 ! "n ( ! ,gov]nm5t4 ,my horses8 said %e1 b5d+ ^u him a pair ( eyes born to comm&4 ,sir1 y _c h !m4 ,my crops are out & ,i ne$ my horses 9 ! field4 ,i am sorry1 said ! (fic]1 b ,i mu/ h !m1 madam4 ,su* are ! ord]s ( my *ief4 ,y\r *ief8 ,:o is y\r *ief1 pray8 %e dem&$ ) re/ra9$ w>m?4 ,! comm&] ( ! ,am]ican army1 ,g5]al ,george ,wa%+ton1 repli$ ! o!r1 squ>+ 8 %\ld]s & swell+ 8 pride4 ,a smile ( triumph s(t5$ ! /]nness ( ! woman's features4 ,y g & tell ,g5]al ,george ,wa%+ton = me1 said %e1 t 8 "m says he _c h h] horses4 ,! wagons ( ! greate/ %[ on e>? pass$ up ! av5ue at daybreak4 ,_! incessant rumbl+ soon awak5$ t5-ye>-old ,billie & five-ye>-old bro!r ,rob]t4 ,_! "m feign$ sleep z ! two :ite-rob$ figures crept pa/ h] b$ into ! hall1 on ! way to inve/igate4 ,rob]t /ruggl$ manfully ) ! unaccu/om$ task ( putt+ on 8 clo!s4 ,wait = me1 ,billie1 8 "m he>d him beg4 ,y'll get ahead ( me4 ,get "m to help y1 c\nsel$ ,billie1 :o 0 hav+ tr\bles ( 8 own4 ,"m />t$ to ! rescue1 & !n paus$ z %e he>d ! voice ( h] y\ng]1 gu>d$ b anxi\s & insi/5t4 ,y ask h]1 ,billie4 ,y've kn[n h] long] ?an ,i h4 ,a little girl1 be+ puni%$ by h] "m flew1 :ite ) rage1 to h] desk1 wrote on a piece ( pap]1 & !n go+ out 9 ! y>d %e dug a hole 9 ! gr\nd1 put ! pap] 9 x & cov]$ x ov]4 ,! "m1 be+ int]e/$ 9 h] *ild's do+s1 w5t out aft] ! little girl _h gone away1 dug up ! pap] & read3 ,de> ,devil3 ,please come & take my mamma away4 ,"o morn+ a little girl hung ab\t ! kit*5 bo!r+ ! busy cook to dea?4 ,! cook lo/ pati5ce f9ally4 ,cle> out o' "h1 ye sassy little brat6 %e %\t$1 ?ump+ ! table ) a roll+-p94 ,! little girl gave ! cook a haughty look4 ,i nev] all[ any "o b my "m to speak to me l t1 %e said4 ,! public-spirit$ lady met ! little boy on ! /reet4 ,some?+ ab\t 8 appe>ance halt$ h]4 ,%e />$ at him 9 h] ne>-sight$ way4 ,,! ,,lady--,little boy1 hav5't y any home8 ,,! ,,little ,,boy--,oh1 yes'm2 ,i've got a home4 ,,! ,,lady--,& lov+ p>5ts8 ,,! ,,little ,,boy--,yes'm4 ,,! ,,lady--,i'm afraid y d n "k :at love really is4 ,d y\r p>5ts look aft] y\r moral welf>e8 ,,! ,,little ,,boy--,yes'm4 ,,! ,,lady--,are !y br++ y up to be a good & helpful citiz58 ,,! ,,little ,,boy--,yes'm4 ,,! ,,lady--,w y ask y\r "m to come & he> me talk on ',:5 ,does a ,"m's ,duty to ,h] ,*ild ,beg98' next ,saturday aft]noon1 at ?ree o'clock1 at ,lyceum ,hall8 ,,! ,,little ,,boy 7explosively7--,:at's ?' matt] ) y ma6 ,don't y "k me8 ,i'm y\r little boy6 ,"h's to ! happie/ h\rs ( my life-- ,sp5t 9 ! arms ( ano!r man's wife3 ,my "m6 ,happy he ,) su* a "m6 fai? 9 womank9d ,beats ) 8 blood1 & tru/ 9 all ?+s high ,comes easy to him1 & ?\gh he trip & fall1 ,he %all n bl9d 8 s\l ) clay4 --,t5nyson4 ,wom5 "k ,! way to re> up *ildr5 7to be j72 ,!y "k a simple1 m]ry1 t5d] knack ,( ty+ sa%es1 fitt+ baby-%oes1 ,& /r++ pretty words t make no s5se1 ,& kiss+ full s5se into empty words2 ,:i* ?+s are corals to cut life ^u1 ,al?\gh su* trifles4 --,e4 ,b4 ,br[n+ ,,mo!rs-,,9-,,law ,ju/ice ,david ,j4 ,brew] 0 ask$ n long ago by a man4 ,w y please tell me1 sir1 :at is ! extreme p5alty = bigamy8 ,ju/ice ,brew] smil$ & answ]$3 ,two mo!rs-9-law4 ,,%e--,& s y are go+ to be my son-9-law8 ,,he--,by ,jove6 ,i hadn't ?\ght ( t4 ,,wait]--,h ano!r glass1 sir8 ,,husb& 7to 8 wife7--,%all ,i h ano!r glass1 ,h5rietta8 ,,wife 7to h] "m7--,%all he h ano!r1 "m8 ,a blackmail] wrote ! foll[+ to a weal?y bus9ess man3 ,s5d me #e1jjj or ,i w abduct y\r "m-9-law4 ,to :i* ! bus9ess man repli$3 ,sorry ,i am %ort ( funds1 b y\r proposition int]e/s me4 ,an und]tak] telegraph$ to a man t 8 "m-9-law _h di$ & ask$ :e!r he %\ld bury1 embalm or cremate h]4 ,! man repli$1 ,all ?ree1 take no *ances4 ,,motorcycles ,! automobile 0 a ?+ unhe>d ( to a m\nta9e] 9 "o community1 & he 0 v mu* a/oni%$ "o day :5 he saw "o g by )\t any visible means ( locomotion4 ,8 eyes bulg$1 h[ev]1 :5 a motorcycle foll[$ closely 9 its wake & disappe>$ l a fla% ar\nd a b5d 9 ! road4 ,gee :iz6 he said1 turn+ to 8 son1 :o'd 'a' s'pos$ t ?+ _h a colt8 ,,m\nta9s ,"s real-e/ate deal]s 9 ,briti% ,columbia 7 accus$ ( hav+ victimiz$ ,engli% & ,scot* settl]s by sell+ to !m 7at long range7 fruit ran*es :i* 7 situat$ on ! tops ( m\nta9s4 ,x is said t ! capta9 ( a /eamboat on ,koot5ay ,lake once he>d a great spla% 9 ! wat]4 ,look+ ov] ! rail1 he spi$ ! head ( a man :o 0 swimm+ t[>d 8 boat4 ,he hail$ him4 ,d y "k1 said ! swimm]1 ?is is ! ?ird "t to-day t ,i've fall5 (f t bally old ran* ( m9e8 ,,mov+ ,,pictures ,y\r soldi]s look fat & happy4 ,y mu/ h a w> *e/4 ,n exactly1 b ?+s are on a high] plane ?an !y us$ to be4 ,?is revolution is be+ f9anc$ by a mov+-picture conc]n4 ,,muck-,,rak+ ,! way ( ! transgressor is well writt5 up4 ,,mules ,g54 ,o4,o4 ,h[>d1 z is well kn[n1 is a man ( deep religi\s pr9ciples1 & 9 ! c\rse ( ! w> he divid$ 8 "t pretty equally betwe5 fight+ & evangelism4 ,h[>d's brigade 0 kn[n all ?r\gh ! army z ! ,*ri/ian brigade1 & he 0 v pr\d ( x4 ,!re 0 "o h>d5$ old s9n] 9 ! brigade1 h[ev]1 ^: e>s 7 deaf to all exhortation4 ,g5]al ,h[>d 0 p>ticul>ly anxi\s to conv]t ?is man1 & "o day he w5t d[n 9 ! team/]s' "p ( ! camp :]e ! man 0 on duty4 ,he talk$ ) him long & e>ne/ly ab\t religion & f9ally said3 ,i want to see y conv]t$4 ,won't y come to ! m\rn]s' b5* at ! next s]vice8 ,! err+ "o rubb$ 8 head ?\ghtfully = a mom5t & !n repli$3 ,g5]al1 ,i'm plumb will9' to be conv]t$1 b if ,i am1 see9' t ev]yone else has got religion1 :o 9 blue blazes is go9' to drive ! mules8 ,,municipal ,,gov]nm5t ,:at's ! tr\ble 9 ,plunkville8 ,we've tri$ a mayor & we've tri$ a commission4 ,well8 ,n[ we're ?9k+ ( (f]+ ! managem5t ( our city to "s good magaz9e4 ,,museums ,x _h be5 any?+ b an easy aft]noon = ! tea*] :o took six ( h] pupils ?r\gh ! ,museum ( ,natural ,hi/ory1 b _! en?usia/ic int]e/ 9 ! /uff$ animals & _! op5-ey$ wond] at ! prehi/oric fossils amply repaid h]4 ,well1 boys1 :]e h y be5 all aft]noon8 ask$ ! fa!r ( two ( ! p>ty t ev5+4 ,! answ] came back ) joy\s promptness3 ,oh1 pop6 ,tea*] took u to a dead circus4 ,two ,m>yl&]s1 :o 7 visit+ ! ,national ,museum at ,wa%+ton1 7 se5 /&+ 9 front ( an ,egyptian mummy1 ov] :i* hung a plac>d be>+ ! inscription4 ,b4,c4 #aahg4 ,bo? visitors 7 mu* my/ifi$ !reby4 ,said "o3 ,:at d y make ( t1 ,bill8 ,well1 said ,bill1 ,i dunno2 b maybe x 0 ! numb] ( ! motor-c> t kill$ him4--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,,music ,! musical "y woman :o dropp$ h] peekaboo wai/ 9 ! piano play] & turn$ out a ,bee?ov5 sonata1 has h] equal 9 ! lady :o /ood 9 front ( a five-b> f5ce & sang all ! dots on h] veil4 ,a ?ief broke into a ,madison av5ue mansion e>ly ! o!r morn+ & f\nd himself 9 ! music-room4 ,he>+ foot/eps approa*+1 he took refuge beh9d a scre54 ,f eight to n9e o'clock ! elde/ daught] _h a s++ lesson4 ,f n9e to t5 o'clock ! second daught] took a piano lesson4 ,f t5 to elev5 o'clock ! elde/ son _h a viol9 lesson4 ,f elev5 to twelve o'clock ! o!r son _h a lesson on ! flute4 ,at twelve-fifte5 all ! bro!rs & si/]s assembl$ & /udi$ an e>-splitt+ piece = voice1 piano1 viol9 & flute4 ,! ?ief /agg]$ out f beh9d ! scre5 at twelve-=ty-five1 & fall+ at _! feet1 cri$3 ,= ,heav5's sake1 h me arre/$6 ,a lady told ,sw9burne t %e w\ld r5d] on ! piano a v anci5t ,flor5t9e retornello :i* _h j be5 discov]$4 ,%e !n play$ ,?ree bl9d mice & ,sw9burne 0 en*ant$4 ,he f\nd t x reflect$ to p]fection ! cruel beauty ( ! ,m$icis--:i*1 p]haps1 x does4--,edmund ,gosse4 ,! accompli%$ & oblig+ piani/ _h r5d]$ sev]al selections1 :5 "o ( ! admir+ gr\p ( li/5]s 9 ! hotel p>lor sugge/$ ,moz>t's ,twelf? ,mass4 ,sev]al p e*o$ ! reque/1 b "o lady 0 p>ticul>ly desir\s ( he>+ ! piece1 expla9+ t h] husb& _h belong$ to t v regim5t4 ,d9n] 0 a little late4 ,a gue/ ask$ ! ho/ess to play some?+4 ,seat+ h]self at ! piano1 ! good woman execut$ a ,*op9 nocturne ) precision4 ,%e f9i%$1 & !re 0 /ill an int]val ( wait+ to be bridg$4 ,9 ! grim sil5ce %e turn$ to an old g5tleman on h] "r & said3 ,w\ld y l a sonata be=e go+ 9 to d9n]8 ,he gave a />t ( surprise & pleasure z he respond$ briskly3 ,:y1 yes1 ?anks6 ,i _h a c\ple on my way "h1 b ,i c\ld /& ano!r4 ,music is ! univ]sal language ( mank9d4--,longfell[4 ,i ev5 ?9k t1 s5tim5tally1 ,i am dispos$ to h>mony4 ,b organically ,i am incapable ( a tune4--,*>les ,lamb4 ,!re's music 9 ! sigh+ ( a re$2 ,!re's music 9 ! gu%+ ( a rill2 ,!re's music 9 all ?+s1 if m5 _h e>s3 ,_! e>? is b an e*o ( ! sph]es4 --,byron4 ,,musicians ,,fa!r--,well1 sonny1 did y take y\r dog to ! 'vet' next door to y\r h\se1 z ,i sugge/$8 ,,boy--,yes1 sir4 ,,fa!r-,& :at did he say8 ,,boy--',e said ,t[s] 0 suff]+ f n]ves1 s ,sis _h bett] give up play9' ! piann]4 ,! celebrat$ piani/e1 ,miss ,%>pe1 _h conclud$ h] recital4 ,z ! resultant applause 0 t]m9at+1 ,mrs4 ,ro*e/] obs]v$ ,colonel ,grayson wip+ 8 eyes4 ,! old g5tleman notic$ h] look1 &1 ?9k+ x "o ( inquiry1 began to expla9 ! cause ( 8 sadness4 ,! girl's play+1 he told ! lady1 rem9d$ me s mu* ( ! play+ ( h] fa!r4 ,he us$ to be a *um ( m9e 9 ! ,army ( ! ,potomac4 ,oh1 inde$6 coo$ ,mrs4 ,ro*e/]1 ) a conv5tional %[ ( int]e/4 ,i nev] knew h] fa!r 0 a piano-play]4 ,he wasn't1 repli$ ! ,colonel4 ,he 0 a drumm]4--,g4,t4 ,evans4 ,recipe = an or*e/ra lead]3 ,f\r hundr$ & tw5ty-two movem5ts-- ,emanuel1 ,sw$i% & ,swiss-- ,x's a wond] ! h& c keep play+1 ,y'd ?9k !y'd die laugh+ at ?is6 --,life4 ',tis ,god gives skill1 ,b n )\t m5's h&s3 ,he c\ld n make ,antonio ,/radiv>i's viol9s ,)\t ,antonio4 --,george ,eliot4 ,,names1 ,,p]sonal ,israel ,zangwill1 ! well-kn[n writ]1 signs himself ,i4 ,zangwill4 ,he 0 once approa*$ at a reception by a fussy old lady1 :o dem&$1 ,oh1 ,mr4 ,zangwill1 :at is y\r ,*ri/ian "n8 ,madame1 ,i h none1 he gravely assur$ h]4--,john ,pe>son4 ,,fri5d-,s y\r great ,russian actor 0 a total failure8 ,,manag]-,yes4 ,x took all our pr(its to pay = runn+ ! electric light sign ) 8 "n on x4--,puck4 ,a some:at unpatriotic little son ( ,italy1 twelve ye>s old1 came to 8 tea*] 9 ! public s*ool & ask$ if he c\ld n h 8 "n *ang$4 ,:y d y wi% to *ange y\r "n8 ! tea*] ask$4 ,i want to be an ,am]ican4 ,i live 9 ,am]ica n[4 ,i no long] want to be a ,dago4 ,:at ,am]ican "n w\ld y l to h8 ,i h x "h1 he said1 h&+ ! tea*] a dirty scrap ( pap] on :i* 0 writt5--,patrick ,d5nis ,mc,carty4 ,a %y "y man once said to a "y lady3 ,i wi% de>1 t we 7 on su* t]ms ( intimacy t y w\ld n m9d call+ me by my fir/ "n4 ,oh1 %e repli$1 y\r second "n is good en\gh = me4 ,an ,am]ican travell+ 9 ,europe engag$ a c\ri]4 ,arriv+ at an inn 9 ,au/ria1 ! man ask$ 8 s]vant to ent] 8 "n 9 accordance ) ! police regulations ( t c\ntry4 ,"s "t aft]1 ! man ask$ ! s]vant if he _h compli$ ) 8 ord]s4 ,yes1 sir1 0 ! reply4 ,h[ did y write my "n8 ask$ ! ma/]4 ,well1 sir1 ,i c't pron\nce x1 answ]$ ! s]vant1 b ,i copi$ x f y\r portmanteau1 sir4 ,:y1 my "n isn't !re4 ,br+ me ! book4 ,! regi/] 0 br\ght1 &1 in/ead ( ! pla9 ,am]ican "n ( two syllables1 ! foll[+ entry 0 reveal$3 ,monsieur ,w>rant$ ,solid ,lea!r4 --,m4,a4 ,hit*cock4 ,! /ory is told ( ,hel5 ,hunt1 ! fam\s au?or ( ,ramona1 t "o morn+ aft] *ur* s]vice %e f\nd a purse full ( money & told h] pa/or ab\t x4 ,v well1 he said1 y keep x1 & at ! ev5+ s]vice ,i w ann\nce x1 :i* he did 9 ?is wise3 ,?is morn+ !re 0 f\nd 9 ?is *ur* a purse fill$ ) money4 ,if ! own] is pres5t he or %e c g to ,hel5 ,hunt = x4 ,& ! m9i/] wond]$ :y ! congregation titt]$6 ,a /reet-c> ma%] tri$ 9 e way to attract ! att5tion ( ! pretty "y girl opposite him4 ,j z he _h ab\t giv5 up1 ! girl1 entirely unconsci\s ( :at _h be5 go+ on1 happ5$ to glance 9 8 direction4 ,! ma%] imm$iately took fre% c\rage4 ,x's cold out to-day1 isn't x8 he v5tur$4 ,! girl smil$ & nodd$ ass5t1 b _h no?+ to say4 ,my "n is ,specknoodle1 he volunte]$4 ,oh1 ,i am s sorry1 %e said sympa!tically1 z %e left ! c>4 ,! com$ian came on ) affect$ diffid5ce4 ,at our la/ /&1 quo? he1 ,i notic$ a man laugh+ :ile ,i 0 do+ my turn4 ,hone/1 n[6 ,my1 h[ he laugh$6 ,he laugh$ until he split4 ,till he split1 m9d y4 ,?9ks ,i to myself1 ,i'll j f9d out ab\t ! man & s1 :5 ! %[ 0 ov]1 ,i w5t up to him4 ,my fri5d1 says ,i1 ,i've he>d t !re's no?+ 9 a "n1 b are y n "o ( ! ,wood family8 ,i am1 says he1 & :at's m1 my gr&fa!r 0 a ,p9e6 ,no ,wood1 y "k1 splits any easi] ?an a ,p9e4--,ramsey ,b5son4 ,b ,eliza1 said ! mi/ress1 y\r little boy 0 *ri/5$ ,george ,wa%+ton4 ,:y d y call him ,izaak ,walton8 ,walton1 y "k1 0 ! fam\s fi%]man4 ,yes'm1 answ]$ ,eliza1 b dat *ile's repeta%un fo' tell+ de tro( made dat *ange imp]'tive4 ,! "m ( ! girl baby1 h]self nam$ ,ra*el1 frankly told h] husb& t %e 0 tir$ ( ! good old names borne by mo/ ( ! em95t memb]s ( ! family1 & %e w\ld l to give ! little girl a "n entirely diff]5t4 ,!n %e wrote on a slip ( pap] ,eugnie1 & ask$ h] husb& if he didn't ?9k t 0 a pretty "n4 ,! fa!r /udi$ ! "n = a mom5t & !n said3 ,vell1 call h] ,y\%e5ie1 b ,i don't see vat y ga9 by x4 ,!re 0 a great swell 9 ,japan1 ,^: "n on a ,tuesday began2 ,x la/$ ?r\gh ,sunday ,till twilight on ,monday1 ,& s\nd$ l /ones 9 a c4 ,he 0 a "y lawy] :o _h j />t$ practic+ 9 a small t[n & hung 8 sign outside ( 8 (fice door4 ,x read3 ,a4 ,sw9dl]4 ,a /rang] :o call$ to consult him saw ! sign & said3 ,my goodness1 man1 look at t sign6 ,don't y see h[ x reads8 ,put 9 y\r fir/ "n--,alex&]1 ,ambrose or :atev] x is4 ,oh1 yes ,i "k1 said ! lawy] resign$ly1 b ,i don't exactly l to d x4 ,:y n8 ask$ ! cli5t4 ,x looks mighty bad z x is4 ,:at is y\r fir/ "n8 ,adam4 ,:o ha? n own'd1 ) rapture-smitt5 frame1 ,! p[] ( grace1 ! magic ( a "n4 --,campbell4 ,,natives ,,fri5d 7admir+ ! prodigy7--,sev5? /&>d1 is %e8 ,plays ! plann] an' talks ,fr5* l a native1 ,i'll bet4 ,,fond ,,b ,,t\*y ,,p>5t--,i've no d\bt t's meant to be v funny1 ,bill ,smi?2 b z x 'app5s y're only expos9' y\r ignorance2 !y a9't natives 9 ,france--!y're z :ite z wot we are4--,sket*4 ,,nature ,,lov]s ,w\ld y m9d toot+ y\r factory :i/le a little8 ,:at =8 ,= my fa!r ov] yond] 9 ! p>k4 ,he's a trifle deaf & he hasn't he>d a rob9 ?is summ]4 ,,navigation ,! fog 0 d5se & ! boat _h /opp$ :5 ! old lady ask$ ! ,capta9 :y he didn't g on4 ,c't see up ! riv]1 madam4 ,b1 ,capta91 %e p]si/$1 ,i c see ! />s ov]head4 ,yes1 ma'am1 said ! ,capta91 b until ! boil]s bu/ we a9't go9' t way4 ,,neatness ,! neatness ( ! ,new ,engl& h\sekeep] is a matt] ( common rem>k1 & husb&s 9 t "p ( ! c\ntry are suppos$ to appreciate _! advantages4 ,a bit ( dialogue report$ z foll[s %[s t !re may be ano!r side to ! matt]4 ,m>?a1 h y wip$ ! s9k dry yet8 ask$ ! f>m]1 z he made f9al prep>ations = ! night4 ,yes1 ,josiah1 %e repli$4 ,:y d y ask8 ,well1 ,i did want a dr9k1 b ,i guess ,i c get along until morn+4 ,,negroes ,a color$ girl ask$ ! drug cl]k = t5 c5ts' wu? o' c\'t-pla/]4 ,:at color1 he ask$4 ,fle% cullah1 suh4 ,:]eupon ! cl]k pr(f]$ a box ( black c\rt pla/]4 ,! girl op5$ ! box ) a delib]ation t 0 om9\s1 b h] face 0 unruffl$ z %e not$ ! color ( ! cont5ts & said3 ,i a/ = fle% cullah1 an' y done give me sk9 cullah4 ,a c>t conta9+ a numb] ( negro field h&s 0 be+ drawn by a mule4 ,! driv]1 a d>ky ( ab\t tw5ty1 0 endeavor+ to induce ! mule to increase its spe$1 :5 sudd5ly ! animal let fly ) its heels & dealt him su* a kick on ! head t he 0 /ret*$ on ! gr\nd 9 a tw9kl+4 ,he lay rubb+ 8 woolly pate :]e ! mule _h kick$ him4 ,is he hurt8 ask$ a /rang] anxi\sly ( an old] negro :o _h jump$ f ! conveyance & 0 /&+ ov] ! pro/rate driv]4 ,no1 ,boss1 0 ! old] man's reply2 dat mule w probably walk k9d o' t5dah = a day or two1 b he a9't hurt4 ,9 c]ta9 p>ts ( ! ,we/ ,indies ! negroes speak ,engli% ) a broad brogue4 ,!y are probably desc5d$ f ! slaves ( ! ,iri% adv5tur]s :o accompani$ ! ,spani% settl]s4 ,a g5tleman f ,dubl9 ^u arriv+ at a ,we/ ,indian port 0 acco/$ by a burly negro fruit v5d] )1 ,?1 top uv ?' morn9' to ye1 an' w\ld ye be aft] want9' to buy a bit o' fruit1 sor8 ,! ,iri%man />$ at him 9 amazem5t4 ,an' h[ long h ye be5 "h8 he f9ally ask$4 ,go9' on ?ree mon?s1 y] ,honor1 said ! v5d]1 ?9k+ ( ! "t he _h left 8 inl& home4 ,?ree mon?s1 is x8 ,only ?ree mon?s an' z black z ?ot8 ,fai?1 ,i'll n l&6 ,d9ah1 cry+ bitt]ly1 0 com+ d[n ! /reet ) h] feet b&ag$4 ,:y1 :at on e>?'s ! matt]8 %e 0 ask$4 ,h[ did y hurt y\r feet1 ,d9ah8 ,dat good fo' no?9' nigg] sniffle done hit me on de haid wif a club :ile ,i 0 /&9' on de h>d /one pavem5t4 ',liza1 :at fo' yo' buy dat udd] box ( %oe-blackn9'8 ,g on1 ,nigga'1 dat a9't %oe-blackn9'1 dat's ma massage cream6 ,johnny1 said ! "m z %e vigor\sly scrubb$ ! small boy's face ) soap & wat]1 didn't ,i tell y nev] to black5 y\r face aga98 ,"h ,i've be5 scrubb+ = half an h\r & x won't come (f4 ,i--,i--ou*6 sputt]$ ! small boy2 ,i a9't y\r little boy4 ,i--ou*6 ,i'se ,mose1 de color$ lady's little boy4 ,! day be=e %e 0 to be m>ri$ an old negro s]vant came to h] mi/ress & intru/$ h] sav+s to h] keep+4 ,:y %\ld ,i keep y\r money = y8 ,i ?\ght y 7 go+ to be m>ri$8 said ! mi/ress4 ,s ,i is1 ,missus1 b d y 'spose ,i'd keep all dis y] money 9 de h\se wid dat /range nigg]8 ,a s\!rn colonel _h a color$ valet by ! "n ( ,george4 ,george receiv$ ne>ly all ! colonel's ca/-(f clo?+4 ,he _h 8 eyes on a c]ta9 pair ( light tr\s]s :i* 7 n we>+ out fa/ en\gh to suit him1 s he ?\ght he w\ld ha/5 matt]s some:at by rubb+ grease on "o knee4 ,:5 ! colonel saw ! spot1 he call$ ,george & ask$ if he _h notic$ x4 ,george said1 ,yes1 sah1 ,colonel1 ,i notic$ dat spot & tri$ mighty h>d to get x out1 b ,i c\ldn't4 ,h y tri$ gasol9e8 ! colonel ask$4 ,yes1 sah1 ,colonel1 b x didn't d no good4 ,h y tri$ br[n pap] & a hot iron8 ,yes1 sah1 ,colonel1 ,i'se done tri$ 'mos' ev]y?+ ,i kn[s (1 b dat spot w\ldn't come out4 ,well1 ,george1 h y tri$ ammonia8 ! colonel ask$ z a la/ resort4 ,no1 sah1 ,colonel1 ,i a9't tri$ 'em on yet1 b ,i kn[s dey'll fit4 ,a negro w5t into a h>dw>e %op & ask$ to be %[n "s razors1 & aft] critically exam9+ ^? submitt$ to him ! w\ld-be pur*as] 0 ask$ :y he did n try a safety1 to :i* he repli$3 ,i a9' look9' = t k9d4 ,i wants ?is = social purposes4 ,be=e a h\se :]e a color$ man _h di$1 a small d>key 0 /&+ erect at "o side ( ! door4 ,x 0 ab\t "t = ! s]vices to beg91 & ! p>son appe>$ f )9 & said to ! d>key3 ,de s]vices are ab\t to beg94 ,ar5't y a-gw9e 98 ,i'se w\ld if ,i'se c\ld1 p>son1 answ]$ ! little negro1 b yo' see ,i'se de crape4 ,see also ,*ick5 /eal+4 ,,neighbors ,,! ,,man ,,at ,,! ,,door--,madame1 ,i'm ! piano-tun]4 ,,! ,,woman--,i didn't s5d = a piano-tun]4 ,,! ,,man--,i "k x1 lady2 ! neighbors did4 ,,new ,,j]sey ,y mu/ h _h a t]rible exp]i5ce ) no food1 & mosquitoes sw>m+ ar\nd y1 ,i said to ! %ipwreck$ m>9] :o _h be5 ca/ ^u ! ,j]sey s&s4 ,y j bet ,i _h a t]rible exp]i5ce1 he ackn[l$g$4 ,my exp]i5ce 0 worse ?an t ( ! man :o wrote ',wat]1 wat] ev]y:]e1 b n a drop to dr9k4' ,) me x 0 bites1 bites ev]y:]e1 b n a bite to eat4 ,,new ,,york ,,city ,at a conv5tion ( ,me?odi/ ,bi%ops held 9 ,wa%+ton1 ! ,bi%op ( ,new ,york made a /irr+ address extoll+ ! p[]s & possibilities ( 8 /ate4 ,bi%op ,hamilton1 ( ,cali=nia1 l all good ,cali=nians1 is imbu$ ) ! conviction t x w\ld be h>d to equal a place he kn[s ( on ! ,pacific1 & foll[+ ! ,bi%op ( ,new ,york he gave a gl[+ picture ( ,cali=nia1 conclud+3 ,n only is x ! be/ place on e>? to live 91 b x has sup]ior advantages1 too1 z a place to die 92 = !re we h at our ?re%old ! beautiful ,gold5 ,gate1 :ile 9 ,new ,york !y only h--well1 y "k :i* gate x is ov] at ,new ,york6 ,"o night ,dave ,w>field 0 play+ at ,david ,belasco's new !atre1 support$ by "o ( ,mr4 ,belasco's new companies4 ,! p]=mance ran ) a smoo?ness ( a ,/&>d ,oil lawy] expla9+ rebates to a ,f$]al c\rt4 ,a wor?y p]son ( ! f>m+ classes1 sitt+ 9 ,g #ad1 0 pla9ly impress$4 ,9 an int]val betwe5 ! acts he turn$ to ! metropolitan :o _h ! seat next him4 ,:]e d all !m troop]s come f8 he inquir$4 ,i don't ?9k ,i und]/&1 said ! city-dwell]4 ,i mean !m actors up yond] on ! /age1 expla9$ ! man f af>4 ,0 !y br\ght on specially = ?is %[1 or d !y live "h8 ,i believe mo/ ( !m live "h 9 t[n1 said ! ,new ,york]4 ,well1 !y d purty blam$ well = home tal5t1 said ! /rang]4 ,a travel] 9 ,t5nessee came across an ag$ negro seat$ 9 front ( 8 cab9 door bask+ 9 ! sun%9e4 ,he c\ld h walk$ "r on ! /age = an ,uncle ,tom "p )\t a l9e ( makeup1 says ! travel]4 ,he mu/ h be5 eighty ye>s ( age4 ,good morn+1 uncle1 says ! /rang]4 ,morn9'1 sah6 ,morn9'1 said ! ag$ "o4 ,!n he add$1 ,be y ! g5tleman ov] yond] f ,new ,york8 ,be+ told t su* 0 ! case ! old d>ky said2 ,d y m9d tell+ me some?+ t has be5 bo!r9' my old haid8 ,i h got a gr&son--he runs on ! ,pullman cy>s--& he done tell me t up ?> 9 ,new ,york y-all burn up y\ah folks :5 !y die4 ,he is a poh]ful li>1 & ,i don't believe him4 ,yes1 repli$ ! o!r1 t is ! tru? 9 "s cases4 ,we call x cremation4 ,well1 y sutt5ly surprise me1 said ! negro & !n he paus$ z if 9 deep reflection4 ,f9ally he said3 ,y-all "k ,i am a ,bapti/4 ,i believe 9 ! resurrection & ! life ev]la/9' & ! com+ ( ! ,angel ,gabriel & ! bl[9' ( t great horn1 & ,lawdy me1 h[ am !y evah go9' to f9d !m folks on t great mawn9'8 ,x 0 too great a task = an (fh& answ]1 & ! sugge/ion 0 made t ! ag$ "o consult 8 m9i/]4 ,aga9 ! negro fell into a br[n /udy1 & !n he rais$ 8 head & 8 eyes tw9kl$ m]rily1 & he said 9 a s(t voice3 ,mean9' no (f5se1 sah1 b f :at ,ah h he>d ab\t ,new ,york ,i k9d] calc]late !y is a lot ( !m ,new ,york p t doan' want] be f\nd on t morn9'4 ,,news ,soon aft] ! in/allation ( ! telegraph 9 ,fr$]icksburg1 ,virg9ia1 a little d>ky1 ! son ( my fa!r's mammy1 saw a piece ( newspap] t _h bl[n up on ! telegraph wires & caught !re4 ,runn+ to my gr&mo!r 9 a great /ate ( excitem5t1 he cri$1 ,miss ,liza1 come quick6 ,dem wires done buss & done let all ! news out6--,sue ,m4,m4 ,halsey4 ,our :ole neighborhood has be5 /irr$ up1 said ! regul> read]4 ,! editor ( ! c\ntry weekly seiz$ 8 p54 ,tell me ab\t x1 he said4 ,:at we want is news4 ,:at /irr$ x up8 ,pl[+1 said ! f>m]4 ,!re is no?+ new except :at is =gott54--,mademoiselle ,b]l94 ,,newspap]s ,a k9d old g5tleman see+ a small boy :o 0 c>ry+ a lot ( newspap]s "u 8 arm said3 ,don't all ^? pap]s make y tir$1 my boy8 ,naw1 ,i don't read 'em1 repli$ ! lad4 ,,vox ,,populi--,d y ?9k y've boo/$ y\r circulation by giv+ a ye>'s subscription = ! bigge/ potato rais$ 9 ! c\nty8 ,,! ,,editor--,mebbe n2 b ,i got f\r b>rels ( samples4 ,,colonel ,,highfly]--,:at are y\r rates p] column8 ,,editor ,,( ,,swell ,,society--,= ins]tion or suppression8--,life4 ,,editor--,y wi% a position z a pro(read]8 ,,applicant--,yes1 sir4 ,d y und]/& ! requirem5ts ( t responsible position8 ,p]fectly1 sir4 ,:5ev] y make any mi/akes 9 ! pap]1 j blame 'em on me1 & ,i'll nev] say a ^w4 ,a prom95t ,montana newspap] man 0 mak+ ! r\nd ( ! insane asylum ( t /ate 9 an (ficial capacity z an inspector4 ,"o ( ! inmates mi/ook him = a rec5t arrival4 ,:at made y g crazy8 ,i 0 try+ to make money out ( ! newspap] bus9ess1 repli$ ! editor1 to humor ! dem5t$ "o4 ,rats1 y're n crazy2 y're j a pla9 d>n fool1 0 ! lunatic's comm5t4 ,did y write ?is report on my lecture1 ',! ,curse ( ,:iskey'8 ,yes1 madam4 ,!n k9dly expla9 :at y mean by say+1 ',! lectur] 0 evid5tly full ( h] subject6' ,we clip ! foll[+ = ! b5efit ( ^? :o d\bt ! p[] ( ! press3 ,ow+ to ! ov]cr[d$ condition ( our columns1 a numb] ( bir?s & dea?s are unavoidably po/pon$ ?is week4 ,b9ks has su$ u = libel1 ann\nc$ ! assi/ant editor ( ! s5sational pap]4 ,! manag+ editor's face bright5$4 ,tell him1 he said1 t if he w put up a /rong fight we'll *e]fully pay ! damages & *>ge !m up to ! adv]tis+ acc\nt4 ,boo? ,t>k+ton says t 9 no /ate h ! newspap]s m j\rnali/ic ent]prise ?an 9 8 native ,indiana4 ,:ile /opp+ at a little ,hoosi] hotel 9 ! c\rse ( a hunt+ trip ,mr4 ,t>k+ton lo/ "o ( 8 dogs4 ,h y a newspap] 9 t[n8 he ask$ ( ! l&lord4 ,"r across ! way1 !re1 back ( ! %oemak]'s1 ! l&lord told him4 ,! ,daily ,news--be/ little pap] ( its size 9 ! /ate4 ,! editor1 ! pr9t]1 & ! pr9t]'s devil 7 all busy do+ ju/ice to ,mr4 ,t>k+ton ) an 9-our-mid/ p>agraph :5 ! noveli/ arriv$4 ,i've j lo/ a dog1 ,t>k+ton expla9$ aft] he _h introduc$ himself1 & ,i'd l to h y ins]t ?is ad = me3 ',fifty doll>s rew>d = ! return ( a po9t] dog answ]+ to ! "n ( ,rex4 ,disappe>$ f ! y>d ( ! ,mansion ,h\se ,monday night4' ,:y1 we are j go+ to press1 sir1 ! editor said1 b we'll be only too glad to hold ! edition = y\r ad4 ,mr4 ,t>k+ton return$ to ! hotel4 ,aft] a few m9utes he decid$1 h[ev]1 t x might be well to add1 ,no que/ions ask$ to 8 adv]tisem5t1 & return$ to ! ,daily ,news (fice4 ,! place 0 des]t$1 save = ! sk9ny little freckle-fac$ devil1 :o sat p]*$ on a high /ool1 gaz+ wi/fully out ( ! w9d[4 ,:]e is ev]ybody8 ,t>k+ton ask$4 ,gawn to hunt = ?' dawg1 repli$ ! boy4 ,y are ! greate/ inv5tor 9 ! _w1 exclaim$ a newspap] man to ,alex&] ,graham ,bell4 ,oh1 no1 my fri5d1 ,i'm n1 said ,pr(essor ,bell4 ,i've nev] be5 a report]4 ,n long ago a city editor 9 ,ottumwa1 ,i[a1 0 told ov] ! telephone t a prom95t citiz5 _h j di$ sudd5ly4 ,he call$ a report] & told him to ru% out & get ! /ory4 ,tw5ty m9utes lat] ! report] return$1 sat d[n at 8 desk1 & began to rattle (f copy on 8 typewrit]4 ,well1 :at ab\t x8 ask$ ! city editor4 ,oh1 no?+ mu*1 repli$ ! report]1 )\t look+ up4 ,he 0 walk+ along ! /reet :5 he sudd5ly clasp$ 8 h&s to 8 he>t & said1 ',i'm go+ to die6' ,!n he lean$ up aga9/ a f5ce & made good4 ,enrag$ ov] some?+ ! local newspap] _h pr9t$ ab\t him1 a subscrib] bur/ into ! editor's (fice 9 se>* ( ! responsible report]4 ,:o are y8 he dem&$1 gl>+ at ! editor1 :o 0 also ! ma9 /ockhold]4 ,i'm ! newspap]1 0 ! calm reply4 ,& :o are y8 he next inquir$1 turn+ 8 res5tful gaze on ! *ocolate-color$ (fice-devil cle>+ out ! wa/e basket4 ,me8 rejo9$ ! d>ky1 gr9n+ f e> to e>4 ,ah guess ah's de cul'ud supplem5t4 ,f\r ho/ile newspap]s are m to be fe>$ ?an a ?\s& bayonets4--,napoleon ,i4 ,newspap]s always excite curiosity4 ,no "o ev] lays "o d[n )\t a feel+ ( disappo9tm5t4--,*>les ,lamb4 ,,obesity ,see ,corpul5ce4 ,,obitu>ies ,if y h frequ5t fa9t+ spells1 accompani$ by *ills1 cramps1 corns1 bunions1 *ilbla9s1 epilepsy & jaundice1 x is a sign t y are n well1 b liable to die any m9ute4 ,pay y\r subscription 9 advance & ?us make y\rself solid = a good obitu>y notice4--,m\nta9 ,e*o4 ,see also ,epitaphs4 ,,obs]vation ,9 8 daily half h\r confid5tial talk ) 8 boy an ambiti\s fa!r tri$ to give "s good advice4 ,be obs]v+1 my son1 said ! fa!r on "o occasion4 ,cultivate ! habit ( see+1 & y w be a successful man4 ,/udy ?+s & rememb] !m4 ,don't g ?r\gh ! _w bl9dly4 ,le>n to use y\r eyes4 ,boys :o are obs]v+ "k a great deal m ?an ^? :o are n4 ,willie li/5$ 9 sil5ce4 ,sev]al days lat] :5 ! entire family1 consi/+ ( 8 "m1 aunt & uncle1 7 pres5t1 8 fa!r said3 ,well1 ,willie1 h y kept us+ y\r eyes z ,i advis$ y to d8 ,willie nodd$1 & aft] a mom5t's hesitation said3 ,i've se5 a few ?+s "r ar\nd ! h\se4 ,uncle ,jim's got a bottle ( hair dye hid "u 8 trunk1 ,aunt ,j5nie's got an extra set ( tee? 9 h] dress]1 ,ma's got "s curls 9 h] hat1 & ,pa's got a deck ( c>ds & a box ( *ips beh9d ! books 9 ! secret>y4 ,,occupations ,mrs4 ,h5nessey1 :o 0 a late arrival 9 ! neighborhood1 0 ent]ta9+ a neighbor "o aft]noon1 :5 ! latt] inquir$3 ,an' :at does y\r old man d1 ,mrs4 ,h5nessey8 ,sure1 he's a di'mond-cuttt]4 ,ye don't mane x6 ,yis2 he cuts ?' grass (f ?' baseball gr\nds4--,l4,f4 ,cl>ke4 ,all bus9ess m5 are apt to use ! te*nical t]ms ( _! daily labors 9 situations outside ( work+ h\rs4 ,"o "t a railroad man 0 ent]ta9+ 8 pa/or at d9n] & 8 sons1 :o _h to wait until _! eld]s _h f9i%$ got into mis*ief4 ,at ! end ( ! meal1 _! fa!r excus$ himself = a mom5t say+ he _h to swit* "s empties4 ,pr(essor1 said ,miss ,skylight1 ,i want y to sugge/ a c\rse 9 life = me4 ,i h ?\ght ( j\rnalism-- ,:at are y\r own incl9ations8 ,oh1 my s\l ye>ns & ?robs & pulsates ) an ambition to give ! _w a life-"w t %all be m>vel\s 9 its scope1 & weirdly entranc+ 9 ! va/ness ( its /ructural beauty6 ,woman1 y're born to be a mill9]4 ,a woman1 :5 ask$ h] husb&'s occupation1 said he 0 a mixologi/4 ,! city directory call$ him a b>t5d]4 ,a good turkey d9n] & m9ce pie1 said a well-kn[n aft]-d9n] orator1 always puts u 9 a le?>gic mood--makes u feel1 9 fact1 l ! natives ( ,nola ,*ucky4 ,9 ,nola ,*ucky "o day ,i said to a man3 ',:at is ! pr9cipal occupation ( ?is t[n8' ',wall1 boss1' ! man answ]$1 yawn+1 '9 w9t] !y mo/ly sets on ! ea/ side ( ! h\se & foll]s ! sun ar\nd to ! we/1 & 9 summ] !y sets on ! we/ side & foll]s ! %ade ar\nd to ! ea/4' ,,jones--,h['d ?is happ58 ,! la/ "t ,i 0 "h y 7 runn+ a fi%-m>ket1 & n[ y've got a *eese-%op4 ,,smi?--,yes4 ,well1 y see ! doctor said ,i ne$$ a *ange ( air4 ,! uglie/ ( trades h _! mom5ts ( pleasure4 ,n[1 if ,i 7 a grave-digg]1 or ev5 a hangman1 !re are "s p ,i c\ld "w = ) a great deal ( enjoym5t--,d\glas ,j]rold4 ,,ocean ,a resid5t ( ,nahant tells ?is "o on a new s]vant 8 wife took d[n f ,bo/on4 ,did y sleep well1 ,m>y8 ! girl 0 ask$ ! foll[+ morn+4 ,sure1 ,i did n1 ma'am1 0 ! reply2 ! snor9' ( ! ocean kept me awake all night4 ,love ! sea8 ,i dote ^u x--f ! bea*4--,d\glas ,j]rold4 ,i nev] 0 on ! dull1 tame %ore1 ,b ,i lov$ ! great sea m & m4 --,b>ry ,cornwall4 ,,(fice ,,boys ,h y _h any exp]i5ce z an (fice-boy8 ,i %\ld say ,i _h1 mi/]2 :y1 ,i'm a dummy director 9 ?ree m9+-companies n[4 ,,(fice-,,seek]s ,a g5tleman1 n at all weal?y1 :o _h at "o "t repres5t$ 9 ,congress1 ?r\gh a c\ple ( t]ms a di/rict n f> f ! national capitol1 mov$ to ,cali=nia :]e 9 a ye> or s he rose to be suffici5tly prom95t to become a congressional subject1 & he 0 visit$ by ! c5tral committee ( 8 di/rict to be talk$ to4 ,we want y1 said ! spokesman1 to accept ! nom9ation = ,congress4 ,i c't d x1 g5tlem51 he respond$ promptly4 ,y mu/1 ! spokesman dem&$4 ,b ,i c't1 he insi/$4 ,i'm too poor4 ,oh1 t w be all "r2 we've got pl5ty ( money = ! campaign4 ,b t is no?+1 cont5d$ ! g5tleman2 x's ! exp5se 9 ,wa%+ton4 ,i've be5 !re1 & "k all ab\t x4 ,well y didn't lose by x1 & x doesn't co/ any m because y come f ,cali=nia4 ,! g5tleman became v e>ne/4 ,doesn't x8 he exclaim$ 9 a bus9ess-l tone4 ,:y my de> sirs1 ,i us$ to h to s5d home e mon? ab\t half a doz5 bu/$ (fice-seek] con/itu5ts1 & ! f>e 0 only #c apiece1 & ,i c\ld /& x1 b x w\ld co/ me ov] #ajj a head to s5d !m out "h1 & ,i'm no millionaire2 !re=e1 z mu* z ,i regret x1 ,i mu/ insi/ on decl9+4 ,on a trip to ,wa%+ton1 said ,col4 ,w4,f4 ,cody4 ,i _h = a companion ,s\sa1 ! b& lead]4 ,we _h b]?s opposite ea* o!r4 ,e>ly "o morn+ z we approa*$ ! capital ,i ?\ght ,i w\ld h a little fun4 ,i got a morn+ pap]1 &1 aft] ru/l+ x a few m9utes1 ,i said to ,s\sa3 ',t's ! greate/ ord] ,clevel& has j issu$6' ',:at's t8' came f ! opposite b]?4 ',:y he's ord]$ all ! (fice-seek]s r\nd$ up at ! depot & s5t home4' ,y %\ld h se5 ! g5]al con/]nation t ensu$4 ,f almo/ e b]? on ! c> a head came out f betwe5 ! curta9s1 & ) "o accord ne>ly e man %\t$3 ',:at's t8' ,,old ,,age ,see ,age4 ,,old ,,ma/]s ,see ,pa9t+s4 ,,onions ,c ! ,burbanks ( ! glori\s ,we/ ,ei!r make or buy or sell ,an onion ) an onion's ta/e ,b ) a violet's smell8 ,,%e--,!y say t an apple a day w keep ! doctor away4 ,,he--,:y /op !re8 ,an onion a day w keep ev]ybody away4 ,,op]a ,:i* d y consid] ! mo/ melodi\s ,wagn]ian op]a8 ask$ ,mrs4 ,cumrox4 ,!re are sev]al ,i hav5't he>d1 ar5't !re8 rejo9$ h] husb&4 ,yes4 ,!n ,i guess x's "o ( !m4 ,,opportunity ,_m a man creates 8 own lack ( opportunities4--,life4 ,:o seeks1 & w n take :5 once 'tis (f]'d1 ,%all nev] f9d x m4 --,%akespe>e4 ,9 life's small ?+s be resolute & great ,to keep ?y muscles tra9$2 "k'/ ?\ :5 fate ,?y measure takes8 or :5 %e'll say to !e1 ,i f9d !e wor?y1 d ?is ?+ = me6 --,em]son4 ,,optimism ,optimism is ,worry on a spree4--,judge4 ,an optimi/ is a man :o doesn't c>e :at happ5s j s is doesn't happ5 to him4 ,an optimi/ is ! fell[ :o doesn't "k :at's com+ to him4--,j4,j4 ,o',connell4 ,an optimi/ is a woman :o ?9ks t ev]y?+ is = ! be/1 & t %e is ! be/4-,judge4 ,a political optimi/ is a fell[ :o c make sweet1 p9k lemonade out ( ! bitt] yell[ fruit :i* 8 oppon5ts h& him4 ,mayor ,william ,s4 ,jordan1 at a ,democratic banquet 9 ,jacksonville1 said ( optimism3 ,let u cultivate optimism & hopefulness4 ,!re is no?+ l x4 ,! optimi/ic man c see a bright side to ev]y?+--ev]y?+4 ,a mission>y 9 a slum once laid 8 h& on a man's %\ld] & said3 ',fri5d1 d y he> ! solemn tick+ ( t clock8 ,tick-tack2 tick-tack4 ,& oh1 fri5d1 d y "k :at day x inexorably & rel5tlessly br+s ne>]8 ',yes-pay day1' ! o!r1 an hone/1 optimi/ic work+man1 repli$4 ,a ,scotsman :o has a ke5 appreciation ( ! /rong *>act]i/ics ( 8 c\ntrym5 delights 9 ! /ory ( a druggi/ kn[n bo? = 8 ?rift & 8 philosophy4 ,once he 0 ar\s$ f a deep sleep by ! r++ ( 8 night bell4 ,he w5t d[n to 8 little %op & sold a dose ( r nause\s m$ic9e to a di/ress$ cu/om]4 ,:at pr(it d y make out ( t8 grumbl$ 8 wife4 ,a ha'p5ny1 0 ! *e]ful answ]4 ,& = t bit ( money y'll lie awake maybe an h\r1 %e said impati5tly4 ,nev] grumble o'er t1 woman1 0 8 placid answ]4 ,! dose w keep him awake all night4 ,we mu/ ?ank heav5 we ha' ! pr(it & none o' ! pa9 o' ?is transaction4 ,a ,g]man %oemak] left ! gas turn$ on 9 8 %op "o night & ^u arriv+ 9 ! morn+ /ruck a mat* to light x4 ,!re 0 a t]rific explosion1 & ! %oemak] 0 bl[n out ?r\gh ! door almo/ to ! middle ( ! /reet4 ,a pass]-by ru%$ to 8 assi/ance1 &1 aft] help+ him to rise1 inquir$ if he 0 injur$4 ,! little ,g]man gaz$ at 8 place ( bus9ess1 :i* 0 n[ burn+ q briskly1 & said3 ,no1 ,i a9't hurt4 ,b ,i got out %u/ 9 "t1 eh8 ,my own hope is1 a sun w pi]ce ,! ?icke/ cl\d e>? ev] /ret*$2 ,t1 aft] ,la/1 returns ! ,fir/1 ,?o' a wide compass r\nd be fet*$2 ,t :at began be/1 c't prove wor/1 ,nor :at ,god bless$ once1 prove accurs$4 --,br[n+4 ,,orators ,x is n>rat$ t ,colonel ,breck5ridge1 meet+ ,majah ,buffo'd on ! /reets ( ,lex+ton "o day ask$3 ,:at's ! mean+1 suh1 ( ! conco's be=' ! co't h\se8 ,to :i* ! majah repli$3 ,g5]al ,buckneh is mak+ a spee*4 ,g5]al ,buckneh suh1 is a bo'n oratah4 ,:at d y mean by bo'n oratah8 ,if y or ,i1 suh1 7 ask$ h[ mu* two & two make1 we w\ld reply 'foh4' ,:5 ?is is ask$ ( a bo'n oratah1 he replies3 ',:5 9 ! co'se ( human ev5ts x becomes necess>y to take an integah ( ! second d5om9ation & add x1 suh1 to an integah ( ! same d5om9ation1 ! result1 suh--& ,i h ! sci5ce ( ma!matics to back me up 9 my judgm5t--! result1 suh1 & ,i say x )\t feah ( successful contradiction1 suh-! result is fo'' ,t's a bo'n oratah4 ,:5 ,demo/h5es 0 ask$ :at 0 ! fir/ "p ( ,oratory1 he answ]$1 ,action1 & :i* 0 ! second1 he repli$1 ,action1 & :i* 0 ! ?ird1 he /ill answ]$ ,action4--,plut>*4 ,,outdoor ,,life ,"o day1 9 ! spr+ ( '#gd1 ,cap ,smi?'s freight outfit pull$ into ,hel5a1 ,montana4 ,aft] unload+ ! freight1 ! mule-sk9n]s1 to a man1 repair$ to ! ,comb9ation ,gambl+ ,h\se & proce$$ to load !mselves4 ,late 9 ! aft]noon1 ,zeb ,:ite1 ,smi?'s olde/ sk9n]1 hav+ ex*ang$ all ( 8 h>d co9 = liquid refre%m5t1 zigzagg$ into ! corral1 crawl$ "u a wagon1 & w5t to sleep4 ,aft] supp]1 ,smi?1 mak+ 8 nightly r\nds1 happ5$ on ! sleep+ ,zeb4 ,k9d] *illy1 a9't x8 he ask$1 aft] e>ne/ly prodd+ ,zeb ) a conv5i5t /ick4 ,i reckon 'tis1 ,zeb dr[sily mumbl$4 ,a9't y] 'fraid ye'll freeze8 ',tis cold1 a9't x8 ,say1 ,cap1 je/ ?r[ on ano!r wagon1 w y]8 ,,pa9t+ ,see ,art4 ,,pa9t+s ,%e _h engag$ a maid rec5tly f ! c\ntry1 & 0 n[ employ$ 9 %[+ h] newly acquir$ treasure ov] ! h\se & enlight5+ h] 9 reg>d to v>i\s duties1 etc4 ,at la/ !y rea*$ ! be/ room4 ,^!1 said ! mi/ress ( ! h\se1 paus+ be=e an ext5sive r[ ( mascul9e portraits1 are v valuable1 & y mu/ be v c>eful :5 du/+4 ,!y are old ma/]s4 ,m>y's jaw dropp$1 & a look ( int5se wond] ov]spread h] rubicund face4 ,lor'1 mum1 %e gasp$1 gaz+ ) bulg+ eyes on ! face ( h] new employ]1 lor'1 mum1 :o'd ev] 'ave ?\ght y'd be5 m>ri$ all ^! times6 ,a picture is a poem )\t words4--,cornificus4 ,,panics ,"o night at a !atre "s sc5]y took fire1 & a v p]ceptible odor ( burn+ al>m$ ! spectators4 ,a panic seem$ to be imm95t1 :5 an actor appe>$ on ! /age4 ,ladies & g5tlem51 he said1 compose y\rselves4 ,!re is no dang]4 ,! audi5ce did n seem reassur$4 ,ladies & g5tlem51 cont9u$ ! com$ian1 ris+ to ! necessity ( ! occasion1 conf\nd x all--d y ?9k if !re 0 any dang] ,i'd be "h8 ,! panic collaps$4 ,,p>5ts ,william1 ag$ five1 _h be5 reprim&$ by 8 fa!r = int]rupt+ :ile 8 fa!r 0 tell+ 8 "m ab\t ! new telephone = _! h\se4 ,he sulk$ a:ile1 !n w5t to 8 "m1 &1 patt+ h] on ! *eeks1 said1 ,"m de>1 ,i love y4 ,don't y love me too8 ask$ 8 fa!r4 ,)\t glanc+ at him1 ,william said disda9fully1 ,! wire's busy4 ,:at does y\r "m say :5 y tell h] ^? dreadful lies8 ,%e says ,i take aft] fa!r4 ,a little lad 0 desp]ately ill1 b refus$ to take ! m$ic9e ! doctor _h left4 ,at la/ 8 "m gave him up4 ,oh1 my boy w die2 my boy w die1 %e sobb$4 ,b a voice spoke f ! b$1 ,don't cry1 "m4 ,fa!r'll be home soon & he'll make me take x4 ,mrs4 ,:ite 0 und\bt$ly ! discipl9>ian ( ! family4 ,! ma/] ( ! h\se1 a pr(essor1 & consequ5tly a v busy man1 0 reg>d$ by ! *ildr5 z "o ( !mselves1 subject to ! laws ( ,"m4 ,mrs4 ,:ite _h be5 ill = "s weeks & al?\gh ! fa!r felt t ! *ildr5 7 %[+ evid5ce ( runn+ wild1 he seem$ p[]less to correct ! fault4 ,"o ev5+ at d9n]1 h[ev]1 he felt oblig$ to reprim& ,m>ion sev]ely4 ,m>ion1 he said1 /]nly1 /op t at once1 or ,i %all take y f ! table & puni% y s\ndly4 ,he exp]i5c$ a feel+ ( pr(\nd satisfaction 9 be+ able to ?us reprove :5 x 0 necess>y & glanc$ across ! table expect+ to see a v demure little miss4 ,in/ead1 ,m>ion & h] little bro!r ex*ang$ glances & !n simultane\sly a gr9 ov]spread _! faces1 :ile ,m>ion said 9 a mir?ful tone3 ,oh1 ,francis1 he> fa!r try+ to talk l "m6 ,rob]t has lately acquir$ a /epmo!r4 ,hop+ to w9 8 affection ?is new p>5t has be5 v l5i5t ) him1 :ile 8 fa!r1 feel+ 8 responsibility1 has be5 unusually /rict4 ,! boys ( ! neighborhood1 :o _h tak5 pa9s to w>n ,rob]t ( ! t]rible "* ( /epmo!rs 9 g5]al1 rec5tly wait$ on him 9 a body1 & ! foll[+ conv]sation 0 ov]he>d3 ,h[ d y l y\r /epmo!r1 ,bob8 ,l h]6 ,:y fell]s1 ,i j love h]4 ,all ,i wi% is ,i _h a /epfa!r1 too4 ,well1 ,bobby1 :at d y want to be :5 y gr[ up8 ,,bobby 7rememb]+ private seance 9 ! wood-%$7--,a orphan4 ,little ,eleanor's "m 0 an ,am]ican1 :ile h] fa!r 0 a ,g]man4 ,"o day1 aft] ,eleanor _h be5 subject$ to r sev]e discipl9>y measures at ! h&s ( h] fa!r1 %e call$ h] "m into ano!r room1 clos$ ! door significantly1 & said3 ,"m1 ,i don't want to m$dle 9 y\r bus9ess1 b ,i wi% y'd s5d t husb& ( y\rs back to ,g]many4 ,! lawy] 0 sitt+ at 8 desk absorb$ 9 ! prep>ation ( a brief4 ,s b5t 0 he on 8 "w t he did n he> ! door z x 0 pu%$ g5tly op51 nor see ! curly head t 0 ?ru/ into 8 (fice4 ,a little sob attract$ 8 notice1 &1 turn+ he saw a face t 0 /reak$ ) te>s & told pla9ly t feel+s _h be5 hurt4 ,well1 my little man1 did y want to see me8 ,are y a lawy]8 ,yes4 ,:at d y want8 ,i want--& !re 0 resolute r+ 9 8 voice--,i want a divorce f my papa & mama4 ,,p>rots ,pat _h b a limit$ k ( ! bird k+dom4 ,"o day1 walk+ d[n ! /reet1 he notic$ a gre5 bird 9 a cage1 talk+ & s++4 ,?9k+ to pet x he /rok$ its head4 ,! bird turn$ quickly1 scream+1 ,hello6 ,:at d y want8 ,pat %i$ (f l a fright5$ horse1 lift+ 8 hat & b[+ politely z he /utt]$ out3 ,ex-excuse me s-sir1 ,i ?\ght y 0 a burrd6 ,,p>tn]%ip ,a ,we/ ,virg9ia d>ky1 a blacksmi?1 rec5tly ann\nc$ a *ange 9 8 bus9ess z foll[s3 ,notice--,de co-p>dn]%ip h]et(ore resi/+ betwe5 me & ,mose ,sk9n] is h]eby resolv$4 ,dem :at owe de firm w settle wid me1 & dem :at de firm owes w settle wid ,mose4 ,,passwords ,i want to *ange my password1 said ! man :o _h = two ye>s r5t$ a safety-deposit box4 ,v well1 repli$ ! man 9 *>ge4 ,:at is ! old "o8 ,gladys4 ,& :at d y wi% ! new "o to be8 ,mabel4 ,gladys has gone to ,r5o4 ,s5ator ,tillman n long ago pilot$ a pla9 f>m]-con/itu5t ar\nd ! ,capitol = a :ile1 & !n1 hav+ "s "w to d on ! floor1 conduct$ him to ! ,s5ate gall]y4 ,aft] an h\r or s ! visitor approa*$ a gall]y door-keep] & said3 ,my "n is ,swate4 ,i am a fri5d ( ,s5ator ,tillman4 ,he br\ght me "h & ,i want to g out & look ar\nd a bit4 ,i ?\gh ,i w\ld tell y s ,i c get back 94 ,t's all "r1 said ! doorkeep]1 b ,i may n be "h :5 y return4 ,9 ord] to prev5t any mi/ake ,i w give y ! password s y c get y\r seat aga94 ,swate's eyes r popp$ out at ?is4 ,:at's ! ^w8 he ask$4 ,idiosyncrasy4 ,:at8 ,idiosyncrasy4 ,i guess ,i'll /ay 91 said ,swate4 ,,pati5ce ,y\r husb& seems to be v impati5t lately4 ,yes1 he is1 v4 ,:at is ! matt] ) him8 ,he is gett+ tir$ wait+ = a *ance to get out :]e he c sit pati5tly h\r aft] h\r wait+ = a fi% to nibble at 8 bait4 ,,patriotism ,g5]al ,gordon1 ! ,conf$]ate comm&]1 us$ to tell ! foll[+ /ory3 ,he 0 sitt+ by ! roadside "o blaz+ hot day :5 a dilapidat$ soldi]1 8 clo?+ 9 rags1 a %oe lack+1 8 head b&ag$1 & 8 arm 9 a sl+1 pass$ him4 ,he 0 soliloquiz+ 9 ?is mann]3 ,i love my c\ntry4 ,i'd fight = my c\ntry4 ,i'd />ve & g ?ir/y = my c\ntry4 ,i'd die = my c\ntry4 ,b if ev] ?is damn w> is ov] ,i'll nev] love ano!r c\ntry6 ,a snobbi% "y ,engli%man visit+ ,wa%+ton's home at ,m\nt ,v]non 0 s patroniz+ z to ar\se ! wra? ( gu>ds & c>etak]s2 b x rema9$ = ,%ep ,wright1 an ag$ g>d5] & "o ( ! fir/ sc\ts ( ! ,conf$]ate army1 to settle ! g5tleman4 ,approa*+ ,%ep1 ! ,engli%man said3 ,ah--er--my man1 ! h$ge6 ,yes1 ,i see1 ,george got ?is h$ge f de> old ,engl&4 ,reckon he did1 repli$ ,%ep4 ,he got ?is :ole bloom+ c\ntry f ,engl&4 ,speak+ ( ! policy ( ! ,gov]nm5t ( ! ,unit$ ,/ates ) respect to its tr\blesome neighbors 9 ,c5tral & ,s\? ,am]ica1 ,uncle ,joe ,cannon told ( a ,miss\ri congressman :o is decid$ly oppos$ to any int]f]5ce 9 ?is reg>d by our c\ntry4 ,x seems t ?is spr+ ! ,miss\rian met an ,engli%man at ,wa%+ton ) :om he conv]s$ t\*+ affairs 9 ! localities m5tion$4 ,! we/]n] ass]t$ 8 usual views ) consid]able =cefulness1 w9d+ up ) ?is obs]vation3 ,! :ole tr\ble is t we ,am]icans ne$ a ---- good lick+6 ,y d1 inde$6 promptly ass]t$ ! ,briti%]1 z if pleas$ by ! admission4 ,b 8 exultation 0 ( brief duration1 = ! ,miss\ri man imm$iately conclud$ )3 ,b !re a9't nobody c d x6 ,a numb] ( ,conf$]ate prison]s1 dur+ ! ,civil ,w>1 7 deta9$ at "o ( ! we/]n milit>y po/s "u conditions mu* less unpleasant ?an ^? to be f\nd 9 ! ord9>y milit>y prison4 ,mo/ ( !m appreciat$ _! comp>atively good =tune4 ,"o "y fell[1 ?\gh1 c\ld n be reconcil$ to association ) ,yankees "u any circum/ances1 & took advantage ( e opportunity to express 8 feel+s4 ,he 0 cont9ually rubb+ x 9 ab\t ! battle ( ,*ickamauga1 :i* _h j be5 f\ght ) su* disa/r\s results = ! ,union =ces4 ,maybe we didn't eat y up at ,*ickamauga6 0 ! way he g5]ally greet$ a bluecoat4 ,! ,union m51 :5 !y c\ld /& x no long]1 report$ ! matt] to ,g5]al ,grant4 ,grant summon$ ! prison]4 ,see "h1 said ,grant1 ,i und]/& t y are cont9ually insult+ ! m5 "h ) ref]5ce to ! battle ( ,*ickamauga4 ,!y h borne ) y long en\gh1 & ,i'm go+ to give y y\r *oice ( two ?+s4 ,y w ei!r take ! oa? ( allegiance to ! ,unit$ ,/ates1 or be s5t to a ,nor!rn prison4 ,*oose4 ,! prison] 0 sil5t = "s "t4 ,well1 he said at la/1 9 a resign$ tone1 ,i reckon1 ,g5]al1 ,i'll take ! oa?4 ,! oa? 0 duly adm9i/]$4 ,turn+ to ,grant1 ! fell[ !n ask$1 v p5it5tly1 if he might speak4 ,yes1 said ! g5]al indiff]5tly4 ,:at is x8 ,:y1 ,i 0 j ?9k9'1 ,g5]al1 he drawl$1 !y c]ta9ly did give u hell at ,*ickamauga4 ,hi/orical controv]sies are creep+ into ! s*ools4 ,9 a ,new ,york public in/itution att5d$ by _m races1 dur+ an exam9ation 9 hi/ory ! tea*] ask$ a little *ap :o discov]$ ,am]ica4 ,he 0 evid5tly ?r[n into a panic & hesitat$1 mu* to ! tea*]'s surprise1 to make any reply4 ,oh1 please1 ma'am1 he f9ally /amm]$1 ask me some?9' else4 ,some?+ else1 ,jimmy8 ,:y %\ld ,i d t8 ,! fell]s 0 talk9' 'b\t x ye/]day1 repli$ ,jimmy1 ,pat ,mc,gee said x 0 discov]$ by an ,iri% sa9t4 ,olaf1 he said x 0 a sailor f ,norway1 & ,giovanni said x 0 ,columbus1 an' if y'd a-se5 :at happ5$ y w\ldn't ask a little fell] l me4 ,our c\ntry6 ,:5 "r to be kept "r2 :5 wrong to be put "r6--,c>l ,s*urz4 ,our c\ntry6 ,9 h] int]c\rse ) =eign nations1 may %e always be 9 ! "r2 b our c\ntry1 "r or wrong4--,/eph5 ,decatur4 ,!re are no po9ts ( ! compass on ! *>t ( true patriotism4--,rob]t ,c4 ,w9?rop4 ,patriotic ex]cises & flag wor%ip w avail no?+ unless ! /ates give to _! p ( ! k9d ( gov]nm5t t ar\ses patriotism4--,frankl9 ,pi]ce ,,ii4 ,,p5sions ,,willis--,i wond] if !re w ev] be univ]sal peace4 ,,gillis--,sure4 ,all !y've got to d is to get ! nations to agree t 9 case ( w> ! w9n] pays ! p5sions4--,puck4 ,:y 0 x y nev] m>ri$ aga91 ,aunt ,sallie8 inquir$ ,mrs4 ,mc,clane ( an old color$ woman 9 ,we/ ,virg9ia4 ',de$1 ,miss ,ellie1 repli$ ! old woman e>ne/ly1 dat daid nigg]'s wu? moah to me dan a live "o4 ,i gits a p5sion4--,edi? ,h[ell ,armor4 ,if ,engl& _h a sy/em ( p5sions l ours1 we %\ld see t all t 0 left ( ! ,noble ,six ,hundr$ 0 six ?\s& p5sion]s4 ,,pessimism ,a pessimi/ is a man :o lives ) an optimi/4--,francis ,wilson4 ,h[ happy are ! ,pessimi/s6 ,a bliss )\t alloy ,is !irs :5 !y h prov$ to u ,!re's no su* ?+ z joy6 --,h>old ,susman4 ,a pessimi/ is "o :o1 ( two evils1 *ooses !m bo?4 ,i _h a mighty que] surprise ?is morn+1 rem>k$ a local /ock brok]4 ,i put on my la/ summ]'s ?9 suit on acc\nt ( ?is extraord9>y hot wea!r1 & 9 "o ( ! tr\s]s pockets ,i f\nd a big roll ( bills :i* ,i _h entirely =gott54 ,7 any ( !m receipt$8 ask$ a pessimi/4 ,to tell m5 t !y _c help !mselves is to fl+ !m into recklessness & despair4--,fronde4 ,) e>?'s fir/ clay !y did ! la/ man knead1 ,& !re ( ! la/ h>ve/ s[$ ! se$3 ,& ! fir/ morn+ ( creation wrote ,:at ! la/ dawn ( reckon+ %all read4 ,ye/]day ?is day's madness did prep>e2 ,tomorr['s sil5ce1 triumph1 or despair4 ,dr9k6 ,= y "k n :5ce y came1 nor :y2 ,dr9k6 ,= y "k n :y y g1 nor :]e4 --,om> ,khayyam ,,philadelphia ,a ,/at5 ,isl& man1 :5 ! mosquitoes began to get busy 9 ! bor\gh across ! bay1 has be5 9 ! habit e summ] ( transplant+ 8 family to ! ,delaw>e ,wat] ,gap = a few weeks4 ,!y 7 discuss+ _! plans ! o!r day1 :5 ! olde/ boy1 ag$ eight1 look$ up f 8 geography & said3 ,pop1 ,philadelphia is on ! ,delaw>e ,riv]1 isn't x8 ,pop repli$ t su* 0 ! case4 ,i wond] if t's :at makes ! ,delaw>e ,wat] ,gap8 ins9uat$ ! y\ng/]4--,s4,s4 ,/9son4 ,among ! gue/s at an in=mal d9n] 9 ,new ,york 0 a bright ,philadelphia girl4 ,^! are snails1 said a g5tleman next to h]1 :5 ! da9ty 0 s]v$4 ,i suppose ,philadelphia p don't eat !m = fe> ( cannibalism4 ,oh1 no1 0 h] in/ant reply2 x isn't t4 ,we c\ldn't cat* !m4 ,,philan?ropi/s ,little gra9s ( %ort weight1 ,little crook$ twi/s1 ,fill ! l& ) magnates ,& philan?ropi/s4 ,see also ,*>ity4 ,,philosophy ,philosophy is f9d+ out h[ _m ?+s !re are 9 ! _w :i* y c't h if y want !m1 & don't want if y c h !m4--,puck4 ,,physicians ,,& ,,surgeons ,! eight-ye>-old son ( a ,baltimore physician1 toge!r ) a fri5d1 0 play+ 9 8 fa!r's (fice1 dur+ ! abs5ce ( ! doctor1 :5 sudd5ly ! fir/ lad ?rew op5 a closet door & disclos$ to ! t]rifi$ gaze ( 8 little fri5d an articulat$ skeleton4 ,:5 ! visitor _h suffici5tly recov]$ f 8 %ock to /& ! ann\ncem5t ! doctor's son expla9$ t 8 fa!r 0 extremely pr\d ( t skeleton4 ,is he8 ask$ ! o!r4 ,:y8 ,i don't "k1 0 ! answ]2 maybe x 0 8 fir/ pati5t4 ,! doctor /ood by ! b$side1 & look$ gravely d[n at ! sick man4 ,i c n hide f y ! fact t y are v ill1 he said4 ,is !re any "o y w\ld l to see8 ,yes1 said ! suff]] fa9tly4 ,:o is x8 ,ano!r doctor4--,judge4 ,doctor1 ,i want y to look aft] my (fice :ile ,i'm on my vacation4 ,b ,i've j graduat$1 doctor4 ,h _h no exp]i5ce4 ,t's all "r1 my boy4 ,my practice is /rictly fa%ionable4 ,tell ! m5 to play golf & %ip ! lady pati5ts (f to ,europe4 ,an old d>ky once lay s]i\sly ill ( fev] & 0 treat$ = a long "t by "o doctor1 & !n ano!r doctor1 = "s reason1 came & took ! fir/ "o's place4 ,! second physician made a ?or\gh exam9ation ( ! pati5t4 ,at ! end he said1 ,did ! o!r doctor take y\r temp]ature8 ,ah dunno1 sah1 ! pati5t answ]$4 ,ah ha9't miss$ nu?9' s f> b mah wat*4 ,!re _h be5 an epidemic ( colds 9 ! t[n1 & "o physician :o _h _h sc>cely any sleep = two days call$ ^u a pati5t--an ,iri%man--:o 0 suff]+ f pneumonia1 & z he lean$ ov] to he> ! pati5t's respiration he call$ ^u ,pat to c\nt4 ,! doctor 0 s fatigu$ t he fell asleep1 ) 8 e> on ! sick man's *e/4 ,x seem$ b a m9ute :5 he sudd5ly awoke to he> ,pat /ill c\nt+3 ,t9 ?\s& an' siv9ty-six1 t9 ?\s& an' siv9ty-siv9-- ,,fir/ ,,doctor--,i op]at$ on him = app5dicitis4 ,,second ,,doctor--,:at 0 ! matt] ) him8--,life4 ,,fussy ,,lady ,,pati5t--,i 0 suff]+ s mu*1 doctor1 t ,i want$ to die4 ,,doctor--,y did "r to call me 91 de> lady4 ,,m$ical ,,/ud5t--,:at did y op]ate on t man =8 ,,em95t ,,surgeon--,two hundr$ doll>s4 ,,m$ical ,,/ud5t--,i mean :at did he h8 ,,em95t ,,surgeon--,two hundr$ doll>s4 ,! ?ree degrees 9 m$ical treatm5t--,positive1 ill2 comp>ative1 pill2 sup]lative1 bill4 ,:at caus$ ! coolness betwe5 y & t "y doctor8 ,i ?\ght y 7 engag$4 ,8 writ+ is r illegible4 ,he s5t me a note call+ = #aj1jjj kisses4 ,well8 ,i ?\ght x 0 a prescription1 & took x to ! druggi/ to be fill$4 ,a t\ri/ :ile travel+ 9 ! nor? ( ,scotl&1 f> away f any:]e1 exclaim$ to "o ( ! natives3 ,:y1 :at d y d :5 any ( y are ill8 ,y c nev] get a doctor4 ,nae1 sir1 repli$ ,s&y4 ,we've ji/ to dee a naitural dea?4 ,:5 ! physician gives y m$ic9e & tells y to take x1 y take x4 ,y\rs n to reason :y2 y\rs b to d & die4 ,physicians1 ( all m51 are mo/ happy3 :atev] good success soev] !y h1 ! _w proclaime?2 & :at faults !y commit1 ! e>? cov]e?4--,qu>les4 ,?is is ! way t physicians m5d or end u1 ,secundum artem3 b al?\gh we sne] ,9 heal?--:5 ill1 we call !m to att5d u1 ,)\t ! lea/ prop5sity to je]4 --,byron4 ,see also ,bills4 ,,pickpockets ,see ,?ieves2 ,wives4 ,,p9s ,oh1 de>6 sigh$ ! wife z %e 0 dress+ = a d9n]-p>ty1 ,i c't f9d a p9 any:]e4 ,i wond] :]e all ! p9s g to1 anyway8 ,t's a difficult "q to answ]1 repli$ h] husb&1 because !y are always po9t$ 9 "o direction & head$ 9 ano!r4 ,,pittsburg ,h[ ab\t t air%ip8 ,x w5t up 9 smoke4 ,burn$1 eh8 ,oh1 no4 ,made an asc5sion at ,pittsburg4 ,,skyb\gh--,:y h y put t vacuum clean] 9 front ( y\r air%ip8 ,,kl\dleigh--,to cle> a pa?4 ,i h an engagem5t to sail ov] ,pittsburg4 ,a man j back f ,s\? ,am]ica 0 describ+ a volcanic di/urbance4 ,i 0 smok+ a cig> be=e ! door ( my hotel1 said he1 :5 ,i 0 />tl$ by a r viol5t e>?quake4 ,! next in/ant ! sun 0 obscur$ & d>kness settl$ ov] ! city4 ,look+ 9 ! direction ( ! di/ant volcano1 ,i saw heavy cl\ds ( smoke roll+ f x1 ) an occasional tongue ( flame fla%+ aga9/ ! d>k sky4 ,"s ( ! natives ab\t me 7 on _! knees pray+2 o!rs d>t$ aimlessly ab\t1 craz$ ) t]ror & %\t+ = m]cy4 ,! l&lord ( ! hotel ru%$ out & seiz$ me by ! arm4 ',to ! h>bor6' he cri$ 9 my e>4 ,toge!r we hurri$ d[n ! n>r[ /reet4 ,z we pant$ along1 ! d>k smoke :irl$ 9 our faces1 & a dang]\s %[] ( r$-hot c9d]s sizzl$ ab\t u4 ,d y "k1 ,i don't believe ,i 0 ev] s homesick 9 all my life6 ,homesick8 gasp$ ! li/5]4 ,homesick at a "t l t8 ,sure4 ,i live 9 ,pittsburg1 y "k4 ,,play ,! "m he>d a great commotion1 z ( cyclones mix$ up ) batt]+-rams1 & %e hurri$ up/airs to discov] :at 0 ! matt]4 ,!re %e f\nd ,tommie sitt+ 9 ! middle ( ! floor ) a broad smile on 8 face4 ,oh1 ,mama1 said he delight$ly1 ,i've lock$ ,gr&pa & ,uncle ,george 9 ! cupbo>d1 & :5 !y get a little angri] ,i am go+ to play ,daniel 9 ! lion's d54 ,,pleasure ,,billy--,huh6 ,i bet y didn't h a good "t at y\r bir?day p>ty ye/]day4 ,,willie--,i bet ,i did4 ,,billy--,!n :y a9't y sick today8 ,w9nie _h be5 v naughty1 & h] mamma said3 ,don't y "k y w nev] g to ,heav5 if y are s naughty8 ,aft] ?9k+ a mom5t %e said3 ,oh1 well1 ,i h be5 to ! circus once & ',uncle ,tom's ,cab9' twice4 ,i c't expect to g ev]y:]e4 ,9 ,concord1 ,new ,hamp%ire1 !y tell ( an old *ap :o made 8 wife keep a ca% acc\nt4 ,ea* week he w\ld g ov] x1 gr[l+ & grumbl+4 ,on "o su* occasion he deliv]$ himself ( ! foll[+3 ,look "h1 ,s>ah1 mu/>d-pla/]s1 fifty c5ts2 ?ree tee? extract$1 two doll>s6 ,!re's two doll>s & a half 9 "o week sp5t = y\r own private pleasure4 ,d y ?9k ,i am made ( money8 ,"h's to beauty1 wit & w9e & to a full /oma*1 a full purse & a light he>t4 ,a d9n]1 c(fee & cig>s1 ,( fri5ds1 a half a score4 ,ea* favorite v9tage 9 its turn1-- ,:at man c\ld wi% = m8 ,! roses ( pleasure seldom la/ long en\gh to adorn ! br[ ( him :o plucks !m2 = !y are ! only roses :i* d n reta9 _! sweetness aft] !y h lo/ _! beauty4--,hannah ,m4 ,see also ,amusem5ts4 ,,poetry ,poetry is a gift we are told1 b mo/ editors won't take x ev5 at t4 ,,poets ,,editor--,h y submitt$ ?is poem any:]e else8 ,,jokesmi?--,no1 sir4 ,,editor--,!n :]e did y get t black eye8--,satire4 ,:y is x1 ask$ ! p]si/5t poetess1 t y always insi/ t we write on "o side ( ! pap] only8 ,:y n on bo?8 ,9 t mom5t ! editor exp]i5c$ an access ( c\rage--c\rage to prote/ aga9/ ! accumulat$ wrongs ( 8 k9d4 ,"o side ( ! pap]1 madame1 he made answ]1 is 9 ! nature ( a compromise4 ,a compromise8 ,a compromise4 ,:at we really desire1 if we c\ld h our way1 is n "o1 or bo?1 b nei!r4 ,sir ,lewis ,morris 0 compla9+ to ,osc> ,wilde ab\t ! neglect ( 8 poems by ! press4 ,x is a complete conspiracy ( sil5ce aga9/ me1 a conspiracy ( sil5ce4 ,:at ought ,i to d1 ,osc>8 ,jo9 x1 repli$ ,wilde4 ,god's prophets ( ! ,beautiful1 ,^! ,poets 74 --,e4,b4 ,br[n+4 ,we call ^? poets :o are fir/ to m>k ,?r\gh e>?'s dull mi/ ! com+ ( ! dawn1-- ,:o see 9 twilight's gloom ! fir/ pale sp>k1 ,:ile o!rs only note t day is gone4 --,o4,w4 ,holmes4 ,,police ,a man :o 0 want$ 9 ,russia _h be5 photograph$ 9 six diff]5t positions1 & ! pictures duly circulat$ among ! police dep>tm5t4 ,a few days lat] ! *ief ( police wrote to headqu>t]s3 ,sir1 ,i h duly receiv$ ! portraits ( ! six miscreants4 ,i h arre/$ five ( !m1 & ! six? w be secur$ %ortly4 ,i _h a message f ! ,black ,h&1 said ! resid5t ( ,graftburg4 ,!y told me to leave #b1jjj 9 a vacant h\se 9 a c]ta9 /reet4 ,did y tell ! police8 ,"r away4 ,:at did !y d8 ,!y said t :ile ,i 0 ab\t x ,i might leave !m a c\ple ( ?\s& 9 ! same place4 ,recipe = a policeman3 ,to a qu>t ( boil+ temp] add a p9t ( ,iri% /ew ,toge!r ) crack$ nuts1 long beats & slugs2 ,s]ve hot ) mangl$ citiz5s :o ask ! "t ( day-- ,! receipt is mu* ! same = mak+ ?ugs4 --,life4 ,see also ,s]vants4 ,,polit5ess ,see ,c\rtesy2 ,etiquet4 ,,political ,,p>ties ,,zoo ,,sup]9t5d5t--,:at 0 all ! rumpus out !re ?is morn+8 ,,att5dant--,! bull moose & ! elephant 7 fight+ ov] _! fe$4 ,:at happ5$8 ,! donkey ate x4--,life4 ,,politicians ,politicians always belong to ! opposite p>ty4 ,! man :o goes into politics z a bus9ess has no bus9ess to g into politics4--,life4 ,a political orator1 evid5tly bett] acqua9t$ ) we/]n geography ?an ) ! language ( ! ,greeks1 rec5tly exclaim$ ) f]vor t 8 pr9ciples %\ld prevail f ,alpha to ,omaha4 ,,politician--,congratulate me1 my de>1 ,i've won ! nom9ation4 ,,8 ,,wife 79 surprise7--,hone/ly8 ,,politician--,n[ :at 9 ?und] did y want to br+ up t po9t =8 ,:at makes y ?9k ! baby is go+ to be a great politician8 ask$ ! "y "m1 anxi\sly4 ,i'll tell y1 answ]$ ! "y fa!r1 confid5tly2 he c say m ?+s t s\nd well & mean no?+ at all ?an any kid ,i ev] saw4 ,! m]e proposal to set ! politician to wat* ! capitali/ has be5 di/urb$ by ! r disconc]t+ discov]y t !y are bo? ! same man4 ,we are pa/ ! po9t :]e be+ a capitali/ is ! only way ( becom+ a politician1 & we are dang]\sly ne> ! po9t :]e be+ a politician is mu* ! quicke/ way ( becom+ a capitali/4--,g4,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,at a political meet+ ! speak]s & ! audi5ce 7 mu* annoy$ & di/urb$ by a man :o con/antly call$ out3 ,mr4 ,h5ry6 ,h5ry1 ,h5ry1 ,h5ry6 ,i call = ,mr4 ,h5ry6 ,aft] sev]al int]ruptions ( ?is k9d dur+ ea* spee*1 a "y man asc5d$ ! plat=m1 & began an eloqu5t & impassion$ spee* 9 :i* he h&l$ ! issues ( ! day ) easy famili>ity4 ,he 0 9 ! mid/ ( a gl[+ p]iod :5 sudd5ly ! old cry e*o$ ?r\gh ! hall3 ,mr4 ,h5ry6 ,h5ry1 ,h5ry1 ,h5ry6 ,i call = ,mr4 ,h5ry6 ,) a ^w to ! speak]1 ! *airman /epp$ to ! front ( ! plat=m & rem>k$ t x w\ld oblige ! audi5ce v mu* if ! g5tleman 9 ! re> ( ! hall w\ld refra9 f any fur!r calls = ,mr4 ,h5ry1 z t g5tleman 0 !n address+ ! meet+4 ,mr4 ,h5ry8 ,is t ,mr4 ,h5ry8 came 9 a/oni%$ tones f ! re>4 ,?und]6 t c't be him4 ,:y1 t's ! "y man t ask$ me to call = ,mr4 ,h5ry4 ,a political speak]1 :ile mak+ a spee*1 paus$ 9 ! mid/ ( x & exclaim$3 ,n[ g5tlem51 :at d y ?9k8 ,a man rose 9 ! assembly1 & ) "o eye p>tially clos$1 repli$ mode/ly1 ) a /rong ,scot* brogue3 ,i ?9k1 sir1 ,i d1 inde$1 sir--,i ?9k if y & ,i 7 to /ump ! c\ntry toge!r we c\ld tell m lies ?an any o!r two m5 9 ! c\ntry1 sir1 & ,i'd n say a ^w myself dur+ ! :ole "t1 sir4 ,! ,rev4 ,dr4 ,biddell tells a lively /ory ab\t a ,presbyt]ian m9i/] :o _h a "y son1 a lad ab\t t5 ye>s ( age4 ,he 0 endeavor+ to br+ him up 9 ! way he %\ld g1 & 0 "o day ask$ by a fri5d :at he int5d$ to make ( him4 ,9 reply he said3 ,i am wat*+ ! indications4 ,i h a plan :i* ,i propose try+ ) ! boy4 ,x is ?is3 ,i am go+ to place 9 my p>lor a ,bible1 an apple & a silv] doll>4 ,!n ,i am go+ to leave ! room & call 9 ! boy4 ,i am go+ to wat* him f "s conv5i5t place )\t lett+ him "k t he is se54 ,!n1 if he *ooses ! ,bible1 ,i %all make a prea*] ( him2 if he takes ! apple1 a f>m] he %all be2 b if he *ooses ! doll>1 ,i w make him a bus9ess man4 ,! plan 0 c>ri$ out4 ,! arrangem5ts 7 made & ! boy call$ 9 f 8 play4 ,aft] a little :ile ! prea*] & 8 wife s(tly ent]$ ! room4 ,!re 0 ! y\ng/]4 ,he 0 seat$ on ! ,bible1 9 "o h& 0 ! apple1 f :i* he 0 j tak+ a bite1 & 9 ! o!r he clasp$ ! silv] doll>4 ,! good man turn$ to 8 consort4 ,wife1 he said1 ! boy is a hog4 ,i %all make a politician ( him4 ,s5ator ,m>k ,hanna 0 walk+ ?r\gh 8 mill "o day :5 he he>d a boy say3 ,i wi% ,i _h ,hanna's money & he 0 9 ! poorh\se4 ,:5 he return$ to ! (fice ! s5ator s5t = ! lad1 :o 0 pla9ly my/ifi$ by ! summons4 ,s y wi% y _h my money & ,i 0 9 ! poorh\se1 said ! great man grimly4 ,n[ suppos+ y _h y\r wi%1 :at w\ld y d8 ,well1 said ! boy quickly1 8 droll gr9 %[+ 8 appreciation ( ! situation1 ,i guess ,i'd get y out ( ! poorh\se ! fir/ ?+4 ,mr4 ,hanna ro>$ ) laught] & dismiss$ ! y\?4 ,y might z well pu% t boy along1 he said to "o ( 8 assi/ants2 he's too good a politician to be kept d[n4 ,see also ,c&idates2 ,public ,speak]s4 ,,politics ,politics consi/s ( two sides & a f5ce4 ,if ,i 7 ask$ to def9e politics 9 relation to ! ,briti% public1 ,i %\ld def9e x z a spasm ( pa9 recurr+ once 9 e f\r or five ye>s4--,a4,e4,w4 ,mason4 ,,little ,,cl>5ce 7:o has an inquir+ m9d7--,papa1 ! ,=ty ,?ieves-- ,,mr4 ,,callip]s--,n[1 my son1 y are too "y to talk politics4--,puck4 ,_m a man1 rem>k$ ! milk toa/ philosoph]1 has gone into politics ) a f9e future1 & come out ) a t]rible pa/4 ,"l ,duff]9 deliv]$ an address be=e ! ,greek class ( ! ,mc,gill ,univ]sity ab\t :i* a report] wrote3 ,8 lord%ip spoke to ! class 9 ! pure/ anci5t ,greek1 )\t mispron\nc+ a ^w or mak+ ! slighte/ grammatical solecism4 ,good heav5s6 rem>k$ ,sir ,hector ,langev9 to ! late ,sir ,john ,a4 ,macdonald1 h[ did ! report] "k t6 ,i told him1 0 ! ,cons]vative /atesman's answ]4 ,b y don't "k ,greek4 ,true2 b ,i "k a little ab\t politics4 ,little ,millie's fa!r & gr&fa!r 7 ,republicans2 &1 z election drew ne>1 !y spoke ( _! oppon5ts ) increas+ w>m?1 nev] he$+ ,millie's att5tive e>s & wond]+ eyes4 ,"o night1 h[ev]1 z ! little maid 0 prep>+ = b$1 %e :isp]$ 9 a fright5$ voice3 ,oh1 mamma1 ,i don't d>e to g up/airs4 ,i'm afraid !re's a ,democrat "u ! b$4 ,! %orte/ aft]-d9n] spee* ,i ev] he>d1 said ,cy ,w>man1 ! poet1 0 at a d9n] 9 ,provid5ce4 ,a man 0 assign$ to ! topic1 ',! ,*ri/ian 9 ,politics4' ,:5 he 0 call$ ^u he arose1 b[$ & said3 ',mr4 ,*airman1 ladies & g5tlem53 ,! ,*ri/ian 9 ,politics--he a9't4' ,politics is b ! common pulse-beat ( :i* revolution is ! fev] spasm4--,w5dell ,phillips4 ,,pov]ty ,pov]ty is no disgrace1 b t's ab\t all t c be said 9 its favor4 ,a travel] pass+ ?r\gh ! ,broad ,top ,m\nta9 di/rict 9 nor!rn ,b$=d ,c\nty1 ,p5nsylvania1 la/ summ]1 came across a lad ( sixte5 cultivat+ a pat* ( mis]able potatoes4 ,he rem>k$ ^u _! unpromis+ appe>ance & express$ pity = anyone :o _h to dig a liv+ out ( su* soil4 ,i don't ne$ no pity1 said ! boy res5tfully4 ,! travel] ha/5$ to soo! 8 w\nd$ pride4 ,b 9 ! (f5d$ tone ( "o :o has be5 misjudg$ ! boy add$2 ,i a9't z poor z y ?9k4 ,i'm only work9' "h4 ,i don't own ?is place4 ,"o day an inspector ( a ,new ,york t5em5t-h\se f\nd f\r families liv+ 9 "o room1 *alk l9es be+ drawn across 9 su* mann] z to m>k out a qu>t] = ea* family4 ,h[ d y get along "h8 inquir$ ! inspector4 ,v well1 0 ! reply4 ,only ! man 9 ! f>!/ corn] keeps bo>d]s4 ,!re is no man s poor b t he c af=d to keep "o dog1 & ,i hev se5 !m s poor t !y c\ld af=d to keep ?ree4--,jo% ,bill+s4 ,may pov]ty be always a day's m>* beh9d u4 ,n he :o has little1 b he :o wi%es = m1 is poor4--,s5eca4 ,,praise ,,wife 7compla9+ly7--,y nev] praise me up to any "o4 ,,hub--,i don't1 eh6 ,y %\ld he> me describe y at ! intellig5ce (fice :5 ,i'm try+ to hire a cook4 ,:at sort ( a man is he8 ,well1 he's j :at ,i've be5 look+ =--a g5]\s s\l1 ) a lim\s9e body4--,life4 ,,pray] ,,meet+s ,a =eign] :o att5d$ a pray] meet+ 9 ,indiana 0 ask$ :at ! assi/ants did4 ,n v mu*1 he said1 only !y s9 & bray4 ,,pray]s ,dur+ ! w9t] ! village prea*] 0 tak5 sick1 & sev]al ( 8 *ildr5 7 also afflict$ ) ! mumps4 ,"o day a numb] ( ! dev\t *ur* memb]s call$ to pray = ! family4 ,:ile !y 7 ab\t x a boy1 ! son ( a memb] liv+ 9 ! c\ntry1 knock$ at ! prea*]'s door4 ,he _h 8 arms full ( ?+s4 ,:at h y !re8 a deacon ask$ him4 ,pa's pray]s = a happy ,?anksgiv+1 ! boy answ]$1 z he proce$$ to unload potatoes1 bacon1 fl\r & o!r provisions = ! afflict$ family4 ,a little girl 9 ,wa%+ton surpris$ h] "m ! o!r day by clos+ h] ev5+ pray]s 9 ^! words3 ,am52 good bye2 r+ (f4 ,,tea*]--,n[1 ,tommy1 suppose a man gave y #ajj to keep = him & !n di$1 :at w\ld y d8 ,w\ld y pray = him8 ,,tommy--,no1 sir2 b ,i w\ld pray = ano!r l him4 ,a well-kn[n revivali/ ^: "w has be5 pr9cipally among ! negroes ( a c]ta9 section ( ! ,s\? rememb]s "o s]vice conduct$ by him t 0 n entirely successful4 ,he _h _h v poor att5dance1 & sp5t mu* "t 9 que/ion+ ! d>kies z to _! reason = n att5d+4 ,:y 7 y n at our revival8 he ask$ "o old man1 :om he enc\nt]$ on ! road4 ,oh1 ,i dunno1 said ! backw>d "o4 ,don't y ev] pray8 dem&$ ! prea*]4 ,! old man %ook 8 head4 ,no1 said he2 ,i c>ries a rabbit's foot4--,taylor ,edw>ds4 ,a little girl att5d+ an ,episcopal *ur* = ! fir/ "t1 0 amaz$ to see all kneel sudd5ly4 ,%e ask$ h] "m :at !y 7 go+ to d4 ,h] "m repli$1 ,hu%1 !y're go+ to say _! pray]s4 ,:at ) all _! clo!s on8 ,! new m9i/] 9 a ,georgia *ur* 0 deliv]+ 8 fir/ s]mon4 ,! d>ky janitor 0 a critical li/5] f a back corn] ( ! *ur*4 ,! m9i/]'s s]mon 0 eloqu5t1 & 8 pray]s seem$ to cov] ! :ole category ( human wants4 ,aft] ! s]vices "o ( ! deacons ask$ ! old d>ky :at he ?\ght ( ! new m9i/]4 ,don't y ?9k he (f]s up a good pray]1 ,joe8 ,ah mos' suhta9ly does1 boss4 ,:y1 dat man ax$ de good ,"l fo' ?+s dat de odd] prea*] didn't ev5 "k ,he _h6 ,hilma 0 always glad to say h] pray]s1 b %e want$ to be sure t %e 0 he>d 9 ! heav5s above z well z on ! e>? b5ea?4 ,"o night1 aft] ! usual ,am51 %e dropp$ h] head ^u h] pill[ & clos$ h] eyes4 ,aft] a mom5t %e lift$ h] h& &1 wav+ x al(t1 said1 ,oh1 ,"l6 ?is pray] comes f #bjc ,seld5 ,av5ue4 ,willie's "m _h told him t if he w5t to ! riv] to play he %\ld g to b$4 ,"o day %e 0 away1 & on com+ home ab\t two o'clock 9 ! aft]noon f\nd ,willie 9 b$4 ,:at are y 9 b$ =8 ask$ 8 "m4 ,i w5t to ! riv] to play1 & ,i knew y w\ld put me 9 b$1 s ,i didn't wait = y to come4 ,did y say y\r pray]s be=e y w5t to b$8 ask$ 8 "m4 ,no1 said ,willie4 ,y don't suppose ,god w\ld be loaf+ ar\nd "h ?is "t ( day1 d y8 ,he's at ! (fice4 ,little ,polly1 com+ 9 f h] walk "o morn+1 in=m$ h] "m t %e _h se5 a lion 9 ! p>k4 ,no am\nt ( p]suasion or reason+ c\ld make h] v>y h] /atem5t "o hairbread?4 ,t night1 :5 %e slipp$ d[n on h] knees to say h] pray]s1 h] "m said1 ,polly1 ask ,god to =give y = t fib4 ,polly hid h] face = a mom5t4 ,!n %e look$ /raight into h] "m's eyes1 h] own eyes %9+ l />s1 & said1 ,i did ask him1 mamma1 de>e/1 & he said1 ',don't m5tion x1 ,miss ,polly2 t big yell[ dog has (t5 fool$ me4' ,pray] is ! _s speak+ tru? to ,tru?4--,bailey4 ,pray to be p]fect1 ?\gh mat]ial leav5 ,=bid ! _s s on e>? to be2 ,b if = any wi% ?\ d>e/ n pray1 ,!n pray to ,god to ca/ t wi% away4 --,h>tley ,col]idge4 ,see also ,c\rage4 ,,prea*+ ,! s]vices 9 ! *apel ( a c]ta9 we/]n univ]sity are f "t to "t conduct$ by em95t cl]gym5 ( _m d5om9ations & f _m cities4 ,on "o occasion1 :5 "o ( ^! visit+ div9es ask$ ! presid5t h[ long he %\ld speak1 t witty (fic] repli$3 ,!re is no limit1 ,doctor1 ^u ! "t y may prea*2 b ,i may tell y t !re is a tradition "h t ! mo/ s\ls are sav$ dur+ ! fir/ tw5ty-five m9utes4 ,"o ,sunday morn+ a c]ta9 "y pa/or 9 8 fir/ *>ge ann\nc$ n]v\sly3 ,i w take = my text ! words1 ',& !y f$ five m5 ) five ?\s& loaves ( bread & two ?\s& fi%es4' ,at ?is misquotation an old p>i%ion] f 8 seat 9 ! am5 corn] said audibly3 ,t's no miracle--,i c\ld d x myself4 ,! "y prea*] said no?+ at ! "t1 b ! next ,sunday he ann\nc$ ! same text aga94 ,?is "t he got x "r3 ,& !y f$ five ?\s& m5 on five loaves ( bread & two fi%es4 ,he wait$ a mom5t1 & !n1 lean+ ov] ! pulpit & look+ at ! am5 corn]1 he said3 ,& c\ld y d t1 too1 ,mr4 ,smi?8 ,( c\rse ,i c\ld1 ,mr4 ,smi? repli$4 ,& h[ w\ld y d x8 said ! prea*]4 ,) :at 0 left ov] f la/ ,sunday1 said ,mr4 ,smi?4 ,! late ,bi%op ,foss once visit$ a ,philadelphia physician = "s trifl+ ailm5t4 ,d y1 sir1 ! doctor ask$1 9 ! c\rse ( 8 exam9ation1 talk 9 y\r sleep8 ,no sir1 answ]$ ! bi%op4 ,i talk 9 o!r p's4 ,ar5't y aw>e t ,i am a div9e8 ,yes1 sir1 said ! irate man1 ,i got ev5 ) t cl]gyman4 ,i slurr$ him4 ,:y1 ,i hir$ "o hundr$ p to att5d 8 *ur* & g to sleep be=e he _h prea*$ five m9utes4 ,a not$ ea/]n ,judge :5 visit+ 9 ! we/ w5t to *ur* on ,sunday2 :i* isn't s rem>kable z ! fact t he knew be=eh& t ! prea*] 0 exce$+ly t$i\s & long w9d$ to ! la/ degree4 ,aft] ! s]vice ! prea*] met ! ,judge 9 ! ve/ibule & said3 ,well1 y\r ,honor1 h[ did y l ! s]mon8 ,oh1 mo/ wond]fully1 repli$ ! ,judge4 ,x 0 l ! peace ( ,god2 = x pass$ all und]/&+1 &1 l ,8 m]cy1 ,i ?\ght x w\ld h endur$ =ev]4 ,! prea*]'s ev5+ disc\rse 0 dry & long1 & ! congregation gradually melt$ away4 ,! sexton tipto$ up to ! pulpit & slipp$ a note "u "o corn] ( ! ,bible4 ,x read3 ,:5 y are ?r\gh1 w y please turn (f ! lights1 lock ! door1 & put ! key "u ! mat8 ,! new m9i/]'s fir/ s]mon 0 v t\*+ & creat$ mu* favorable comm5t among ! memb]s ( ! *ur*4 ,"o morn+1 a few days lat]1 8 n9e-ye>-old son happ5$ to be alone 9 ! pa/or's /udy & ) *ildi% curiosity />t$ to read ?r\gh "s pap]s on ! desk4 ,!y happ5$ to be ?is id5tical s]mon1 b he 0 mo/ int]e/$ 9 ! m>g9al notes4 ,9 "o place 9 ! m>g9 7 writt5 ! words1 ,cry a little4 ,fur!r on 9 ! disc\rse appe>$ ano!r m>g9al rem>k1 ,cry a little m4 ,on ! next to ! la/ %eet ! boy f\nd 8 good fa!r _h p5n$ ano!r rem>k1 ,cry l ?und]4 ,a "y prea*]1 :o 0 /ay+ at a cl]gy-h\se1 0 9 ! habit ( retir+ to 8 room = an h\r or m ea* day to practice pulpit oratory4 ,at su* times he fill$ ! h\se ) s\nds ( f]vor & pa?os1 & empti$ x ( almo/ ev]y?+ else4 ,phillips ,brooks *anc$ to be visit+ a fri5d 9 ?is h\se "o day :5 ! budd+ orator 0 hold+ =?4 ,graci\s me6 exclaim$ ! ,bi%op1 />t+ up 9 assum$ t]ror1 pray1 :at might t be8 ,sit d[n1 ,bi%op1 8 fri5d repli$4 ,t's only "y ,d---- practis+ :at he prea*es4 ,a di/+ui%$ !ologian 0 invit$ to make an address be=e a ,sunday-s*ool4 ,! div9e spoke = ov] an h\r & 8 rem>ks 7 ( too deep a "* = ! av]age juv5ile m9d to compreh5d4 ,at ! conclusion1 ! sup]9t5d5t1 accord+ to cu/om1 reque/$ "s "o 9 ! s*ool to "n an appropriate hymn to be sung4 ,s+ ',revive ,u ,aga91' %\t$ a boy 9 ! re> ( ! room4 ,a cl]gyman 0 once s5t = 9 ! middle ( ! night by "o ( 8 woman p>i%ion]s4 ,well1 my good woman1 said he1 s y are ill & require ! consolations ( religion8 ,:at c ,i d = y8 ,no1 repli$ ! old lady1 ,i am only n]v\s & c't sleep6 ,b h[ c ,i help t8 said ! p>son4 ,oh1 sir1 y always put me to sleep s nicely :5 ,i g to *ur* t ,i ?\ght if y w\ld only prea* a little = me6 ,i nev] see my rector's eyes2 ,he hides _! light div9e2 ,= :5 he prays1 he %uts 8 own1 ,& :5 he prea*es1 m9e4 ,a /rang] ent]$ ! *ur* 9 ! middle ( ! s]mon & seat$ himself 9 ! back pew4 ,aft] a :ile he began to fidget4 ,lean+ ov] to ! :ite-hair$ man at 8 side1 evid5tly an old memb] ( ! congregation1 he :isp]$3 ,h[ long has he be5 prea*+8 ,?irty or =ty ye>s1 ,i ?9k1 ! old man answ]$4 ,i'll /ay !n1 decid$ ! /rang]4 ,he mu/ be ne>ly done4 ,once ^u a "t !re 0 an ,indian nam$ ,big ,smoke1 employ$ z a mission>y to 8 fell[ ,smokes4 ,a :ite man enc\nt]+ ,big ,smoke1 ask$ him :at he did = a liv+4 ,umph6 said ,big ,smoke1 me prea*4 ,t s8 ,:at d y get = prea*+8 ,me get t5 doll>s a ye>4 ,well1 said ! :ite man1 t's damn poor pay4 ,umph6 said ,big ,smoke1 me damn poor prea*]4 ,see also ,cl]gy4 ,,prescriptions ,aft] a mon?'s "w 9 int5sely w>m wea!r a g>d5] 9 ! suburbs became ill1 & ! anxi\s little wife s5t = a doctor1 :o wrote a prescription aft] exam9+ ! pati5t4 ,! doctor1 ^u dep>t+1 said3 ,j let y\r husb& take t & y'll f9d he w be all "r 9 a %ort "t4 ,next day ! doctor call$ aga91 & ! wife op5$ ! door1 h] face beam+ ) smiles4 ,sure1 t 0 a wond]ful wee bit ( pap] y left ye/]day1 %e exclaim$4 ,william is bett] to-day4 ,i'm glad to he> t1 said ! mu*-pleas$ m$ical man4 ,n b :at ,i hadn't a big job to get him to swall[ x4 %e cont9u$1 b1 sure1 ,i j wrapp$ up ! wee bit ( pap] q small & put x 9 a spoonful ( jam & ,william swall[$ x unbekn[n/4 ,by night he 0 entirely bett]4 ,,pres5ce ,,( ,,m9d ,:at did y d :5 y met ! tra9-robb] face to face8 ,i expla9$ t ,i _h be5 int]view$ by ! ticket-sell]1 ! luggage-c>ri]s1 ! d9+-c> wait]s1 & ! sleep+-c> port]s & borr[$ a doll> f him4 ,,pr9t]s ,! ma/] ( all trades3 ,he beats ! f>m] ) 8 fa/ hoe1 ! c>p5t] ) 8 rule1 & ! mason 9 sett+ up tall columns2 & he surpasses ! lawy] & ! doctor 9 att5d+ to ! cases1 & beats ! p>son 9 ! managem5t ( ! devil4 ,,prisons ,a man arre/$ = /eal+ *ick5s 0 br\ght to trial4 ,! case 0 giv5 to ! jury1 :o br\ght him 9 guilty1 & ! judge s5t5c$ him to ?ree mon?s' imprisonm5t4 ,! jail] 0 a jovial man1 fond ( a smile1 & feel+ p>ticul>ly good on t p>ticul> day1 consid]$ himself insult$ :5 ! prison] look+ ar\nd ! cell told him x 0 dirty1 & n fit = a hog to be put 94 ,"o ^w br\ght on ano!r1 till f9ally ! jail] told ! prison] if he did n behave himself he w\ld put him out4 ,to :i* ! prison] repli$3 ,i w give y to und]/&1 sir1 ,i h z good a "r "h z y h6 ,,%]iff--,t fell[ :o j left jail is go+ to be arre/$ aga9 soon4 ,h[ d y "k8 ,,%]iff--,he *opp$ my wood1 c>ri$ ! wat]1 & m5d$ my socks4 ,i c't get along )\t him4 ,,prodigals ,:y did ! fa!r ( ! prodigal son fall on 8 neck & weep8 ,cos he _h t] kill ! fatt$ calf1 an' de son wasn't wort' x4 ,,pr(anity ,,! ,,rector--,x's t]rible = a man l y to make e o!r ^w an oa?4 ,,! ,,man--,oh1 well1 ,i swe> a good deal & y pray a good deal1 b we don't nei!r ( u mean nu?9' by x4 ,,fir/ ,,deaf ,,mute--,he wasn't s v angry1 0 he8 ,,second ,,deaf ,,mute--,he 0 s wild t ! words he us$ almo/ bli/]$ 8 f+]s4 ,! little daught] ( a cl]gyman /ubb$ h] toe & said1 ,d>n6 ,i'll give y t5 c5ts1 said fa!r1 if y'll nev] say t ^w aga94 ,a few days aft]w>d %e came to him & said3 ,papa1 ,i've got a ^w wor? half a doll>4 ,v frequ5tly ! w9t] highways ( ! ,yukon valley are m]e trails1 trav]s$ only by dog-sl$ges4 ,"o ( ! bi%ops 9 ,alaska1 :o 0 v fond ( t mode ( travel1 enc\nt]$ a m9] com+ out ) 8 dog-team1 & /opp$ to ask him :at k9d ( a road he _h come ov]4 ,! m9] respond$ ) a /ream ( =cible & picturesque pr(anity1 w9d+ up )3 ,& :at k9d o' trail did y h8 ,same z y\rs1 repli$ ! bi%op feel+ly4--,elg9 ,burr\ghs4 ,a scrupul\s prie/ ( ,kild>e1 ,us$ to pay a rude peasant to swe>1 ,:o w\ld pa9t ! air blue1 ,= an h\r or two1 ,:ile 8 rev]5ce wre/l$ 9 pray]4 ,donald & ,jeanie 7 putt+ d[n a c>pet4 ,donald slamm$ ! end ( 8 ?umb ) ! hamm] & began to p\r =? 8 s\l 9 language befitt+ ! occasion4 ,donald1 ,donald6 %riek$ ,jeanie1 horrifi$4 ,d9na swe> t way6 ,wummun6 vocif]at$ ,donald2 g9 ye "k ony bett] way1 n[ is ! "t to let me "k x6 ,x is n always necess>y to make a direct accusation1 said ! lawy] :o 0 ask+ damages because ins9uations _h be5 made aga9/ 8 cli5t's good "n4 ,y may h he>d ( ! woman :o call$ to ! hir$ girl1 ',m>y1 ,m>y4 come "h & take ! p>rot d[n/airs--! ma/] has dropp$ 8 coll> button6' ,little ,b>?olomew's "m ov]he>d him swe>+ l a mule-driv]4 ,he display$ a flu5cy t ov]:elm$ h]4 ,%e took him to task1 expla9+ ! wick$ness ( pr(anity z well z its vulg>ity4 ,%e ask$ :]e he _h le>n$ all ^? dreadful words4 ,b>?olomew ann\nc$ t ,cav]t1 "o ( 8 playmates1 _h taught him4 ,cav]t's "m 0 /raightway in=m$ & ,cav]t 0 br\ght to book4 ,he vigor\sly d5i$ hav+ in/ruct$ ,b>?olomew1 & nei!r ?reats nor te>s c\ld make him confess4 ,at la/ he bur/ out3 ,i didn't tell ,b>?olomew any cuss words4 ,:y %\ld ,i "k h[ to cuss any bett] ?an he does8 ,hasn't 8 fa!r got an automobile1 too8 ,!y 7 9 ,italy toge!r4 ,if y w\ld let me curse !m black & blue1 said ! groom1 we %\ldn't h to wait s long = ! trunks4 ,b1 d>l+1 please don't4 ,x w\ld di/ress me s1 murmur$ ! bride4 ,! groom w5t (f1 b quickly return$ ) ! port]s be=e him trundl+ ! trunks at a d\ble quick4 ,oh1 de>e/1 h[ did y d x8 ,y didn't--8 ,n at all4 ,i ?\ght ( some?+ t did q z well4 ,i said1 ',s-s-s-susquehanna1 ,r-r-r-rappahannock6'--,cornelia ,c4 ,w>d4 ,a s*ool girl 0 requir$ to write an essay ( two hundr$ & fifty words ab\t a motorc>4 ,%e submitt$ ! foll[+3 ,my uncle b\ght a motorc>4 ,he 0 rid+ 9 ! c\ntry :5 x bu/$ up a hill4 ,i guess ?is is ab\t fifty words4 ,! o!r two hundr$ are :at my uncle said :5 he 0 walk+ back to t[n1 b !y are n fit = publication4 ,! a%man 0 rais+ a c ( a%es above 8 head to dump ! cont5ts into 8 c>t1 :5 ! bottom ( ! c came out4 ,e!l saw x & ran 9 & told h] "m4 ,i hope y didn't li/5 to :at he said1 ! "m rem>k$4 ,he didn't say a ^w to me1 repli$ ! little girl2 he j walk$ "r (f by ! side ( 8 c>t1 talk+ to ,god4 ,a "y man ent]$ ! jewel]'s /ore & b\ght a r+1 :i* he ord]$ engrav$4 ,! jewel] ask$ :at "n4 ,george ,osborne to ,h>riet ,lewis1 b ,i pref] only ! initials1 ,g4,o4 to ,h4,l4 ,= x comes to pass (t t a t]rible oa?1 ) a swagg]+ acc5t %>ply twang$ (f1 gives manhood m approbation ?an ev] pro( itself w\ld h e>n$ him4--,%akespe>e4 ,,prohibition ,talk+ ab\t dry t[ns1 h y ev] be5 9 ,leav5wor?1 ,kansas8 ask$ ! comm]cial travel] 9 ! smok+-c>4 ,no8 ,well1 t's a dry t[n = y1 all "r4 ,!y c't sell liquor at all !re8 ask$ "o ( ! m54 ,only if y _h be5 bitt5 by a snake1 said ! drumm]4 ,!y h only "o snake 9 t[n1 & :5 ,i got to x ! o!r day aft] /&+ 9 l9e = ne>ly half a day x 0 too tir$ to bite4 ,x 0 prohibition c\ntry4 ,z soon z ! tra9 pull$ up1 a se$y little man ) a cov]$ basket on 8 arm hurri$ to ! op5 w9d[s ( ! smok] & exhibit$ a qu>t bottle fill$ ) ri*1 d>k fluid4 ,want to buy "s nice cold tea8 he ask$1 ) j ! suspicion ( a w9k4 ,two ?ir/y-look+ cattlem5 bright5$ visibly1 & ea* paid a doll> = a bottle4 ,wait until y get out] ! /ation be=e y take a dr9k1 ! little man caution$ !m4 ,i don't want] get 9 tr\ble4 ,he f\nd ?ree o!r cu/om]s be=e ! tra9 pull$ out1 9 ea* case repeat+ 8 w>n+4 ,y seem to be do+ a pretty good bus9ess1 rem>k$ a man :o _h wat*$ x all4 ,b ,i don't see :y y'd run any m risk ( gett+ 9 tr\ble if !y took a dr9k be=e ! tra9 />t$4 ,ye don't1 hey8 ,well1 :at !m bottles _h 9 'em1 p>dn]1 0 real cold tea4 ,,promot+ ,mr4 ,h>c\rt1 ! ,secret>y ( ,/ate = ! ,colonies1 at ! ,briti% ,nor? ,borneo d9n]1 said t a ,city fri5d ( 8 0 approa*$ ) a view to float+ a rubb] company4 ,8 fri5d 0 q ready4 ,h[ _m trees h y8 he ask$4 ,we h n got any trees1 0 ! answ]4 ,h[ mu* l& h y8 ,we h no l&4 ,:at !n h y got8 ,i h a bag ( se$s6 ,!re are _m tales ab\t ! caution ( ,russell ,sage & ! clev]ness ) :i* he outwitt$ ^? :o s\ght to get "s ( 8 money f him4 ,two brilliant promot]s w5t to him "o "t & pres5t$ a s*eme4 ,! f9anci] li/5$ = an h\r1 & :5 !y dep>t$ !y 7 told t ,mr4 ,sage's decision w\ld be mail$ to !m 9 a few days4 ,i ?9k we h got ,uncle ,russell1 said "o ( ! promot]s4 ,i really believe we h won 8 confid5ce4 ,i fe> n1 obs]v$ ! o!r d\btfully4 ,he is too suspici\s4 ,suspici\s8 ,i didn't obs]ve any sign ( x4 ,didn't y notice t he c\nt$ 8 f+]s aft] ,i _h %ak5 h&s ) him & we 7 com+ away8 ,,promotion ,promotion come? nei!r f ! ea/ nor ! we/1 b f ! cemet]y4--,edw>d ,san=d ,m>t94 ,,promptness ,are y fir/ 9 any?+ at s*ool1 ,e>lie8 ,fir/ out ( ! build+ :5 ! bell r+s4 ,! head ( a l>ge bus9ess h\se b\ght a numb] ( ^? ,d x n[ signs & hung !m up ar\nd 8 (fices4 ,:51 aft] ! fir/ few days ( ^? signs1 ! bus9ess man c\nt$ up ! results1 he f\nd t ! ca%i] _h skipp$ out ) #bj1jjj1 ! head bookkeep] _h elop$ ) ! /5ograph]1 ?ree cl]ks _h ask$ = a raise 9 sal>y1 & ! (fice boy _h lit out = ! we/ to become a highwayman4 ,are y wait+ = me1 de>8 %e said1 com+ d[n/airs at la/1 aft] sp5d+ half an h\r fix+ h] hat4 ,wait+1 exclaim$ ! impati5t man4 ,oh no1 n wait+--soj\rn+4 ,,pronunciation ,a tale is told ( a ,kansas m9i/]1 a great precisioni/ 9 ! use ( words1 ^: exactness sometimes de/roy$ ! =ce ( :at he 0 say+4 ,on "o occasion1 9 ! c\rse ( an eloqu5t pray]1 he plead$3 ,o ,"l6 wak5 ?y cause 9 ! he>ts ( ?is congregation & give !m new eyes to see & new impulse to d4 ,s5d d[n ,?y lev-er or lee-v]1 accord+ to ,web/]'s or ,worce/]'s diction>y1 :i*ev] ,?\ use/1 & pry !m into activity4 ,i'm at ! head ( my class1 pa1 said ,willie4 ,de> me1 son1 h[ did t happ58 cri$ 8 fa!r4 ,:y1 ! tea*] ask$ u ?is morn+ h[ to pron\nce ,c-h-i-h-u-a-h-u-a1 & nobody knew1 said ,willie1 b :5 %e got d[n to me ,i sneez$ & %e said t 0 "r4 ,see also ,li>s4 ,,proportion ,a middle-ag$ color$ woman 9 a ,georgia village1 he>+ a commotion 9 a neighbor's cab91 look$ 9 at ! door4 ,on ! floor lay a small boy wri?+ 9 great di/ress :ile 8 "m b5t solicit\sly ov] him4 ,:at-all's de matt] wif de *ile8 ask$ ! visitor sympa!tically4 ,i spec's hit's too mu* wat]million1 respond$ ! "m4 ,ho6 g 'long wif y1 prote/$ ! visitor scornfully4 ,dey cyan't nev] be too mu* wat]million4 ,hit mus' be dat d]e a9't en\gh boy4 ,,proposals ,a love-smitt5 y\? :o 0 /udy+ ! approv$ me?od ( proposal ask$ "o ( 8 ba*elor fri5ds if he ?\ght t a "y man %\ld propose to a girl on 8 knees4 ,if he doesn't1 repli$ 8 fri5d1 ! girl %\ld get (f4 ,a g5tleman :o _h be5 9 ,*icago only ?ree days1 b :o _h be5 pay+ att5tion to a prom95t ,*icago belle1 want$ to propose1 b 0 afraid he w\ld be ?\ght too ha/y4 ,he delicately broa*$ ! subject z foll[s3 ,if ,i 7 to speak to y ( m>riage1 aft] hav+ only made y\r acqua9tance ?ree days ago1 :at w\ld y say ( x8 ,well1 ,i %\ld say1 nev] put (f till tomorr[ t :i* %\ld h be5 done ! day be=e ye/]day4 ,!re 0 a "y man f ! ,we/1 ,:o propos$ to ! girl he lov$ be/1 ,b s closely he press$ h] ,to make h] say1 yes1 sir1 ,t he broke two cig>s 9 8 ve/4 --,! ,tobacconi/4 ,!y 7 d9+ on f[l 9 a re/aurant4 ,y see1 he expla9$1 z he %[$ h] ! wi%bone1 y take hold "h4 ,!n we mu/ bo? make a wi% & pull1 & :5 x breaks ! "o :o has ! bigg] "p ( x w h 8 or h] wi% grant$4 ,b ,i don't "k :at to wi% =1 %e prote/$4 ,oh6 y c ?9k ( some?+1 he said4 ,no1 ,i c't1 %e repli$2 ,i c't ?9k ( any?+ ,i want v mu*4 ,well1 ,i'll wi% = y1 he expla9$4 ,w y1 really8 %e ask$4 ,yes4 ,well1 !n !re's no use fool+ ) ! old wi%bone1 %e int]rupt$ ) a glad smile1 y c h me4 ,de> ,may1 wrote ! "y man1 p>don me1 b ,i'm gett+ s =getful4 ,i propos$ to y la/ night1 b really =get :e!r y said yes or no4 ,de> ,w1 %e repli$ by note1 s glad to he> f y4 ,i "k ,i said 'no' to "s "o la/ night1 b ,i _h =gott5 j :o x 04 ,! f\r ,g]ton girls 7 all good-look+2 inde$1 ! ?ree y\ng] ones 7 beautiful2 :ile ,annie1 ! olde/1 easily made up 9 capability & horse s5se :at %e lack$ 9 looks4 ,a "y *ap1 v eligible1 call$ on ! girls frequ5tly1 b seem$ unable to decide :i* to m>ry4 ,s ,annie put on h] ?9k+ cap1 &1 "o ev5+ :5 ! "y *ap call$1 %e appe>$ ) h] pretty arms b>e to ! elb[ & h] h&s :ite ) fl\r4 ,oh1 y mu/ excuse my appe>ance1 %e said4 ,i h be5 work+ 9 ! kit*5 all day4 ,i bak$ bread & pies & cake ?is morn+1 & aft]w>d1 z ! cook 0 ill1 ,i prep>$ d9n]4 ,miss ,annie1 is t s8 said ! "y man4 ,he look$ at h]1 deeply impress$4 ,!n1 aft] a mom5t's ?\ght1 he said3 ,miss ,annie1 !re is a "q ,i wi% to ask y1 & on y\r answ] w dep5d mu* ( my life's happ9ess4 ,yes8 %e said1 ) a blu%1 & %e drew a little ne>]4 ,yes8 ,:at is x8 ,miss ,annie1 said ! "y man1 9 deep e>ne/ tones1 ,i am ?9k+ ( propos+ to y\r si/] ,kate--w y make y\r home ) u8 ,x 0 at ,*ri/mas1 & he _h be5 call+ on h] twice a week = six mon?s1 b _h n propos$4 ,e!l1 he said1 ,i--er--am go+ to ask y an important "q4 ,oh1 ,george1 %e exclaim$1 ?is is s sudd56 ,:y1 ,i-- ,no1 excuse me1 he int]rupt$2 :at ,i want to ask is ?is3 ,:at date h y & y\r "m decid$ ^u = our w$d+8 ,a ,scot* beadle l$ ! maid5 ( 8 *oice to a *ur*y>d &1 po9t+ to ! v>i\s head/ones1 said3 ,my folks are all buri$ !re1 ,j5nie4 ,wad ye l to be buri$ !re too8 ,,impecuni\s ,,lov]--,be m9e1 ,am&a1 & y w be treat$ l an angel4 ,,weal?y ,,maid5--,yes1 ,i suppose s4 ,no?+ to eat1 & less to we>4 ,no1 ?ank y4 ,! sure/ way to hit a woman's he>t is to take aim kneel+4--,d\glas ,j]rold4 ,,propriety ,!re 0 a "y lady ( ,wilts1 ,:o walk$ up to ,scotl& on /ilts2 ,:5 !y said x 0 %ock+ ,to %[ s mu* /ock+1 ,%e answ]$3 ,!n :at ab\t kilts8 --,gilb]t ,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,,prosp]ity ,may bad =tune foll[ y all y\r days ,& nev] cat* up ) y4 ,,prote/ant ,,episcopal ,,*ur* ,"o ( our popul> ,new ,engl& lectur]s tells ?is amus+ /ory4 ,a /reet boy ( dim9utive /ature 0 try+ to sell "s v "y kitt5s to pass]s-by4 ,"o day he acco/$ ! late ,rev]5d ,phillips ,brooks1 ask+ him to pur*ase1 & recomm5d+ !m z good ,episcopal kitt5s4 ,dr4 ,brooks laugh+ly refus$1 ?9k+ !m too small to be tak5 f _! "m4 ,a few days lat] a ,presbyt]ian m9i/] :o _h witness$ ?is episode 0 ask$ by ! same boy to buy ! same kitt5s4 ,?is "t ! lad ann\nc$ t !y 7 fai?ful ,presbyt]ians4 ,didn't y tell ,dr4 ,brooks la/ week t !y 7 ,episcopal kitt5s8 ! m9i/] ask$ /]nly4 ,yes sir1 repli$ ! boy quickly1 b !y's _h _! eyes op5$ s9ce !n1 sir4 ,an ,episcopal cl]gyman :o 0 pass+ 8 vacation 9 a remote c\ntry di/rict met an old f>m] :o decl>$ t he 0 a ',piscopal4 ,to :at p>i% d y belong8 ask$ ! cl]gyman4 ,don't "k naw?9' 'b\t enny p>i%1 0 ! answ]4 ,:o confirm$ y1 !n8 0 ! next "q4 ,nobody1 answ]$ ! f>m]4 ,!n h[ are y an ,episcopalian8 ask$ ! cl]gyman4 ,well1 0 ! reply1 y see x's ?is way3 ,la/ w9t] ,i w5t to *ur*1 an' x 0 call$ ',piscopal1 an' ,i he]d !m say t !y left undone ! ?+s :at !y'd ought] done & !y'd done "s ?+s :at !y ought5t] done1 & ,i says to myself says ,i3 ',t's my fix exac'ly1' & ev] s5ce !n ,i've be5 a ',piscopalian4 ,,prote/ants ,a ,prote/ant mission meet+ _h be5 held 9 an ,iri% t[n & ?is 0 ! g>d5]'s contribution to ! controv]sy t ensu$3 ,prate/ants6 he said ) l(ty scorn1 ',twas mighty little ,/4 ,paul ?\ght ( ! ,prate/ants4 ,y've all he>d tell ( ! 'pi/le he wrote to ! ,romans1 b ,i'd ax ye ?is1 did any ( yez iv] he> ( 8 writ+ a 'pi/le to ! ,prate/ants8 ,,provid5ce ,:y did papa h app5dicitis & h to pay ! doctor a ?\s& doll>s1 ,mama8 ,x 0 ,god's w1 de>4 ,& 0 x because ,god 0 mad at papa or pleas$ ) ! doctor8--,life4 ,!re's a c]ta9 m9i/] ^: duties sometimes call him out ( ! city4 ,he has always arrang$ = "s "o ( 8 p>i%ion]s to keep company ) 8 wife & little daught] dur+ ^! abs5ces4 ,rec5tly1 h[ev]1 he 0 call$ away s sudd5ly t he _h no opportunity ( provid+ a gu>dian4 ,! wife 0 v brave dur+ ! e>ly ev5+1 b aft] d>k _h fall5 h] c\rage began to fail4 ,%e /ay$ up ) h] little girl till !re 0 no excuse = /ay+ any long] & !n took h] up/airs to b$4 ,n[ g to sleep1 ,de>ie1 %e said4 ,don't be afraid4 ,god w protect y4 ,yes1 ,"m1 answ]$ ! little girl1 t'll be all "r tonight1 b next "t let's make bett] arrangem5ts4 ,,prov9cialism ,"s "t ago an ,engli% fri5d ( ,colonel ,w4,j4 ,lampton's liv+ 9 ,new ,york & hav+ nev] visit$ ! ,s\?1 w5t to ,virg9ia to sp5d a mon? ) fri5ds4 ,aft] a =tnight ( x1 he wrote back3 ,oh1 ,i say1 old top1 y nev] told me t ! ,s\? 0 any?+ l ,i h f\nd x1 & s diff]5t to ! ,nor?4 ,:y1 man1 x's ,god's c\ntry4 ,! ,colonel1 :o gets 8 title f ,k5tucky1 answ]$ promptly by po/al4 ,( c\rse x is1 he wrote4 ,y didn't suppose ,god 0 a ,yankee1 did y8 ,a s\!rn]1 ) ! int5se love = 8 own di/rict1 att5d$ a banquet4 ,! next day a fri5d ask$ him :o 0 pres5t4 ,) a rem9isc5t smile he repli$3 ,an elegant g5tleman f ,virg9ia1 a g5tleman f ,k5tucky1 a man f ,ohio1 a b\nd] f ,*icago1 a fell[ f ,new ,york1 & a galoot f ,ma9e4 ,!y _h driv5 f\rte5 miles to ! lake1 & !n r[$ six miles across ! lake to get to ! railroad /ation1 :5 ! ,*icago man ask$3 ,h[ 9 ! _w d y get y\r mail & newspap]s "h 9 ! w9t] :5 ! /orms are on8 ,wa-al1 we don't sometimes4 ,i've se5 ?is lake ?ick up s t x 0 ?ree weeks be=e we got a ,*icago pap]1 answ]$ ! man f n[h]e4 ,well1 y 7 cut (f1 said ! ,*icago man4 ,ya-z1 we 7 s1 0 ! reply4 ,/ill1 ! ,*icago folks 7 j z badly (f4 ,h[ s8 ,wa-al1 drawl$ ! man1 we didn't "k :at 0 go+ on 9 ,*icago1 ( c\rse4 ,b !n1 nei!r did ,*icago folks "k :at 0 go+ on d[n "h4 ,,public ,,s]vice ,,corporations ,! attorney dem&$ to "k h[ _m secret societies ! witness belong$ to1 :]eupon ! witness object$ & appeal$ to ! c\rt4 ,! c\rt sees no h>m 9 ! "q1 answ]$ ! judge4 ,y may answ]4 ,well1 ,i belong to ?ree4 ,:at are !y8 ,! ,knights ( ,py?ias1 ! ,odd ,fell[s1 & ! gas company4 ,yes1 he _h "s r>e tr\ble ) 8 eyes1 said ! celebrat$ oculi/4 ,e "t he w5t to read he w\ld read d\ble4 ,poor fell[1 rem>k$ ! sympa!tic p]son4 ,i suppose t int]f]$ ) 8 hold+ a good position8 ,n at all4 ,! gas company gobbl$ him up & gave him a lucrative job read+ gas-met]s4 ,,public ,,speak]s ,,orator--,i ?\ght y\r pap] 0 fri5dly to me8 ,,editor--,s x is4 ,:at's ! matt]8 ,,orator--,i made a spee* at ! d9n] la/ night1 & y didn't pr9t a l9e ( x4 ,,editor--,well1 :at fur!r pro( d y want8 ,,travel+ ,,lectur] ,,= ,,society 7to ! rema9+ li/5]7--,i %\ld l to ?ank y1 sir1 = s att5tively he>+ me to ! end ( a r too long spee*4 ,,local ,,memb] ,,( ,,society--,n at all1 sir4 ,i'm ! second speak]4 ,ex-s5ator ,spoon] ( ,wiscons9 says ! be/ spee* ( introduction he ev] he>d 0 deliv]$ by ! ,g]man mayor ( a small t[n 9 ,wiscons91 :]e ,spoon] _h be5 engag$ to speak4 ,! mayor said3 ,ladies und %5tlem5s1 ,i haf be5 ask$ to indrotoose y to ! ,honorable ,s5ator ,spoon]1 :o vill make to y a spee*1 yes4 ,i haf n[ done s2 he vill n[ d s4 ,:5 ,i arose to speak1 relat$ a m>tyr$ /atesman1 "s "o hurl$ a base1 c[>dly egg at me & x /ruck me 9 ! *e/4 ,& :at k9d ( an egg might t be8 ask$ a fre% "y man4 ,a base1 c[>dly egg1 expla9$ ! /atesman1 is "o t hits y & !n runs4 ,uncle ,joe ,cannon has a way ( speak+ 8 m9d t is sometimes emb>rass+ to o!rs4 ,on "o occasion an inexp]i5c$ "y fell[ 0 call$ ^u to make a spee* at a banquet at :i* ex-speak] ,cannon 0 also pres5t4 ,g5tlem51 began ! "y fell[1 my op9ion is t ! g5]ality ( mank9d 9 g5]al is dispos$ to take advantage ( ! g5]ality (-- ,sit d[n1 son1 int]rupt$ ,uncle ,joe4 ,y are com+ out ( ! same hole y w5t 9 at4 ,a ,s\? ,african tribe has an effective me?od ( deal+ ) bores1 :i* might be adopt$ by ,we/]n peoples4 ,?is simple tribe consid]s long spee*es injuri\s to ! orator & 8 he>]s2 s to protect bo? !re is an unwritt5 law t e public orator mu/ /& on only "o leg :5 he is address+ an audi5ce4 ,z soon z he has to place ! o!r leg on ! gr\nd 8 oration is br\ght to a close1 by ma9 =ce1 if necess>y4 ,a r turgid orator1 not$ = 8 v]bosity & heav9ess1 0 once assign$ to d "s campaign+ 9 a m9+ camp 9 ! m\nta9s4 ,!re 7 ab\t fifty m9]s pres5t :5 he began2 b :51 at ! end ( a c\ple ( h\rs1 he gave no sign ( f9i%+1 8 li/5]s dropp$ away4 ,"s w5t back to "w1 b ! majority s\ght places to qu5* _! ?ir/1 :i* _h be5 aggravat$ by ! dryness ( ! disc\rse4 ,f9ally !re 0 only "o auditor left1 a dilapidat$1 we>y-look+ old fell[4 ,fix+ 8 gaze on him1 ! orator pull$ out a l>ge six-%oot] & laid x on ! table4 ,! old fell[ rose sl[ly & drawl$ out3 ,be y go+ to %oot if ,i g8 ,y bet ,i am1 repli$ ! speak]4 ,i'm b\nd to f9i% my spee*1 ev5 if ,i h to %oot to keep an audi5ce4 ,! old fell[ sigh$ 9 a tir$ mann]1 & edg$ sl[ly away1 say+ z he did s3 ,well1 %oot if y want to4 ,i may je/ z well be %ot z talk$ to dea?4 ,! self-made millionaire :o _h end[$ ! s*ool _h be5 invit$ to make ! op5+ spee* at ! comm5cem5t ex]cises4 ,he _h n (t5 _h a *ance ( speak+ be=e ! public & he 0 resolv$ to make ! mo/ ( x4 ,he dragg$ 8 address out mo/ tiresomely1 repeat+ ! same ?\ght ov] & ov]4 ,unable to /& x any long] a c\ple ( boys 9 ! re> ( ! room slipp$ out4 ,a coa*man :o 0 wait+ outside ask$ !m if ! millionaire _h f9i%$ 8 spee*4 ,gee1 yes6 repli$ ! boys1 b he won't /op4 ,m>k ,twa9 once told ?is /ory3 ,"s ye>s ago 9 ,h>t=d1 we all w5t to *ur* "o hot1 swelt]+ night to he> ! annual report ( ,mr4 ,hawley1 a city mission>y :o w5t ar\nd f9d+ p :o ne$$ help & didn't want to ask = x4 ,he told ( ! life 9 cell>s1 :]e pov]ty resid$2 he gave in/ances ( ! h]oism & devotion ( ! poor4 ,:5 a man ) millions gives1 he said1 we make a great deal ( noise4 ,x's a noise 9 ! wrong place1 = x's ! wid['s mite t c\nts4 ,well1 ,hawley work$ me up to a great pit*4 ,i c\ld h>dly wait = him to get ?r\gh4 ,i _h #djj 9 my pocket4 ,i want$ to give t & borr[ m to give4 ,y c\ld see gre5backs 9 e eye4 ,b in/ead ( pass+ ! plate !n1 he kept on talk+ & talk+ & talk+1 & z he talk$ x grew hott] & hott] & hott]1 & we grew sleepi] & sleepi] & sleepi]4 ,my en?usiasm w5t d[n1 d[n1 d[n1 d[n--#ajj at a clip--until f9ally1 :5 ! plate did come ar\nd1 ,i /ole t5 c5ts out ( x4 ,x all goes to %[ h[ a little ?+ l ?is c lead to crime4 ,see also ,aft] d9n] spee*es2 ,c&idates2 ,politicians4 ,,puni%m5t ,a p>5t :o evid5tly disapprov$ ( corporal puni%m5t wrote ! tea*]3 ,de> ,miss3 ,don't hit our ,johnnie4 ,we nev] d x at home except 9 self-def5se4 ,no1 sirree6 ejaculat$ ,bunk]ton4 ,!re wasn't any ( t nons5se 9 my family4 ,my fa!r nev] ?ra%$ me 9 all 8 life4 ,too bad1 too bad1 sigh$ ,hick5loop]4 ,ano!r wreck due to a misplac$ swit*4 ,james ! ,second1 :5 ,duke ( ,york1 made a visit to ,milton1 ! poet1 & ask$ him among o!r ?+s1 if he did n ?9k ! loss ( 8 sight a judgm5t ^u him = :at he _h writ5 aga9/ 8 fa!r1 ,*>les ! ,fir/4 ,milton answ]$3 ,if y\r ,highness ?9k my loss ( sight a judgm5t ^u me1 :at d y ?9k ( y\r fa!r's los+ 8 head4--,life4 ,a :ite man dur+ recon/ruction times 0 arraign$ be=e a color$ ju/ice ( ! peace = kill+ a man & /eal+ 8 mule4 ,x 0 9 ,arkansas1 ne> ! ,texas bord]1 & !re 0 "s rivalry betwe5 ! /ates1 b ! color$ ju/ice tri$ to pres]ve an imp>tial frame ( m9d4 ,we's got two k9ds ob law 9 dis y] co't1 he said3 ,texas law an' ,arkansas law4 ,:i* w y hab8 ,! prison] ?\ght a m9ute & !n guess$ t he w\ld take ! ,arkansas law4 ,d5 ,i dis*>ge y fo' /eal9' de mule1 an' hang y fo' kill9' de man4 ,hold on a m9ute1 ,judge1 said ! prison]4 ,bett] make t ,texas law4 ,all "r4 ,d5 ,i f9' y fo' kill9' de man1 an' hang y fo' /eal9' de mule4 ,a lawy] 0 def5d+ a man accus$ ( h\sebreak+1 & said to ! c\rt3 ,y\r ,honor1 ,i submit t my cli5t did n break into ! h\se at all4 ,he f\nd ! p>lor w9d[ op5 & m]ely ins]t$ 8 "r arm & remov$ a few trifl+ articles4 ,n[1 my cli5t's arm is n himself1 & ,i fail to see h[ y c puni% ! :ole individual = an (f5se committ$ by only "o ( 8 limbs4 ,t argum5t1 said ! judge1 is v well put4 ,foll[+ x logically1 ,i s5t5ce ! def5dant's arm to "o ye>'s imprisonm5t4 ,he c accompany x or n1 z he *ooses4 ,! def5dant smil$1 & ) 8 lawy]'s assi/ance unscrew$ 8 cork arm1 &1 leav+ x 9 ! dock1 walk$ out4 ,muriel1 a five-ye>-old subject ( ,k+ ,george1 has be5 ?\ght by h] p>5ts too "y to feel ! weight ( ! rod1 & has be5 rul$ by moral suasion alone4 ,b :51 ! o!r day1 %e a*iev$ disob$i5ce ?ree times 9 five m9utes1 m vigor\s measures 7 call$ =1 & h] "m took an ivory pap]-knife f ! table & /ruck h] sm>tly across h] little b>e legs4 ,muriel look$ a/\nd$4 ,h] "m expla9$ ! reason = ! bl[4 ,muriel ?\ght deeply = a mom5t4 ,!n1 turn+ t[>d ! door ) a grave & disapprov+ c\nt5ance1 %e ann\nc$ 9 h] cle> little ,engli% voice3 ,i'm go+ up-/airs to tell ,god ab\t t pap]-knife4 ,& !n ,i %all tell ,jesus4 ,& if t doesn't d1 ,i %all put flannel on my legs6 ,dur+ ! recon/ruction days ( ,virg9ia1 a negro 0 convict$ ( murd]+ 8 wife & s5t5c$ to be hang$4 ,on ! morn+ ( ! execution he m\nt$ ! scaffold ) reasonable calmness4 ,j be=e ! noose 0 to be plac$ ar\nd 8 neck ! %]iff ask$ him if he _h any?+ to say4 ,he /udi$ a mom5t & said3 ,no1 suh1 boss1 ?ankee1 suh1 'cept9' dis is %o gw9e to be a lesson to me4 ,:at puni%m5t did t default+ bank] get8 ,i und]/& 8 lawy] *>g$ him #dj1jjj4 ,an ,indian 9 ,wa%+ton ,c\nty once siz$ up ,ma9e's game laws ?us3 ,kill c[ moose1 pay #ajj2 kill man1 too bad6 ,,tea*]--,willie1 did y\r fa!r cane y = :at y did 9 s*ool ye/]day8 ,,pupil--,no1 ma'am2 he said ! lick+ w\ld hurt him m ?an x w\ld me4 ,,tea*]--,:at rot6 ,y\r fa!r is too sympa!tic4 ,,pupil--,no1 ma'am2 b he's got ! rheumatism 9 bo? arms4 ,boohoo6 ,boohoo6 wail$ little ,johnny4 ,:y1 :at's ! matt]1 de>8 8 "m ask$ com=t+ly4 ,boohoo--er--p-picture fell on papa's toes4 ,well1 de>1 t's too bad1 b y mu/n't cry ab\t x1 y "k4 ,i d-d-didn't4 ,i laugh$4 ,boohoo6 ,boohoo6 ,! fact t corporal puni%m5t is disc\rag$ 9 ! public s*ools ( ,*icago is :at l$ ,bobby's tea*] to address ?is note to ! boy's "m3 ,,de> ,,madam3--,i regret v mu* to h to tell y t y\r son1 ,rob]t1 idles away 8 "t1 is disob$i5t1 qu>relsome1 & di/urbs ! pupils :o are try+ to /udy _! lessons4 ,he ne$s a good :ipp+ & ,i /rongly recomm5d t y give him "o4 ,y\rs truly1 ,miss ,blank4 ,to ?is ,bobby's "m respond$ z foll[s3 ,de> ,miss ,blanks--,lick him y\rself4 ,i a9't mad at him4 ,y\rs truly1 ,mrs4 ,da%4 ,a little fell[ :o 0 be+ subject$ to a :ipp+ p9*$ 8 fa!r "u ! knee4 ,willie1 y bad boy6 ,h[ d>e y d t8 ask$ ! p>5t wra?fully4 ,a pause4 ,!n ,willie answ]$ betwe5 sobs3 ,well1 ,fa!r1 :o />t$ ?is w>1 anyway8 ,a little girl ab\t ?ree ye>s old 0 s5t up/airs & told to sit on a c]ta9 *air t 0 9 ! corn] ( h] room1 z a puni%m5t = some?+ %e _h done b a few m9utes be=e4 ,soon ! sil5ce 0 brok5 by ! little "o's "q3 ,"m1 may ,i come d[n n[8 ,no1 y sit "r :]e y are4 ,all "r1 'cause ,i'm sitt9' on y\r be/ hat4 ,x is less to suff] puni%m5t ?an to des]ve x4--,ovid4 ,if ,jupit] hurl$ 8 ?und]bolt z (t5 z m5 s9n$1 he w\ld soon be out ( ?und]bolts4--,ovid4 ,see also ,*ur* discipl9e2 ,future life2 ,m>riage4 ,,puns ,a fa!r once said to 8 son1 ,! next "t y make up a pun1 ,g out 9 ! y>d ,& kick y\rself h>d1 ,& ,i w beg9 :5 y've done4 ,,pure ,,food ,into a g5]al /ore ( a t[n 9 ,arkansas !re rec5tly came a d>ky compla9+ t a ham :i* he _h pur*as$ !re 0 n good4 ,! ham is all "r1 ,zeph1 insi/$ ! /orekeep]4 ,no1 x a9't1 boss1 insi/$ ! negro4 ,dat ham's %ore bad4 ,h[ c t be1 cont9u$ ! /orekeep]1 :5 x 0 cur$ only a week8 ,! d>ky scrat*$ 8 head reflectively1 & f9ally sugge/$3 ,d51 mebbe x's _h a relapse4 ,on a rec5t trip to ,g]many1 ,doctor ,h>vey ,wiley1 ! pure-food exp]t1 he>d an allegory ) ref]5ce to ! subject ( food adult]ation :i*1 he cont5ds1 %\ld cause ,am]icans to congratulate !mselves t ?+s are s well ord]$ 9 ?is respect 9 ! ,unit$ ,/ates4 ,! ,g]man allegory 0 sub/antially z foll[s3 ,f\r flies1 :i* _h made _! way into a c]ta9 pantry1 det]m9$ to h a fea/4 ,"o flew to ! sug> & ate he>tily2 b soon di$1 = ! sug> 0 full ( :ite lead4 ,! second *ose ! fl\r z 8 diet1 b he f>$ no bett]1 = ! fl\r 0 load$ ) pla/] ( ,p>is4 ,! ?ird sampl$ ! syrup1 b 8 six legs 7 pres5tly rais$ 9 ! air1 = ! syrup 0 color$ ) anil9e dyes4 ,! f\r? fly1 see+ all 8 fri5ds dead1 det]m9$ to end 8 life also1 & drank deeply ( ! fly-poison :i* he f\nd 9 a conv5i5t sauc]4 ,he is /ill alive & 9 good heal?4 ,t1 too1 0 adult]at$4 ,,qu>rels ,b :y did y leave y\r la/ place8 ! lady ask$ ( ! w\ld-be cook4 ,to tell ! tru?1 mum1 ,i j c\ldn't /& ! way ! ma/] an' ! missus us$ to qu>rel1 mum4 ,de> me6 ,d y mean to say t !y actually us$ to qu>rel8 ,yis1 mum1 all ! "t4 ,:5 x wasn't me an' him1 x 0 me an' h]4 ,i he> ye _h words ) ,casey4 ,we _h no words4 ,!n no?+ pass$ betwe5 ye8 ,no?+ b "o brick4 ,!re _h be5 a wordy fall+-out betwe5 ,mrs4 ,halloran & ,mrs4 ,donohue2 !re _h be5 words2 nay1 m1 !re _h be5 language4 ,mrs4 ,halloran _h gone to *ur* e>ly 9 ! morn+1 _h fulfill$ ! duties ( h] religion1 & 0 return+ primly home1 :5 ,mrs4 ,donohue spi$ h]1 &1 /ill sm\ld]+ ) volcanic fire1 s5t a broadside ( lava at ,mrs4 ,halloran4 ,! latt] he>d1 flu%$1 op5$ h] lips--& !n sudd5ly *eck$ h]self4 ,aft] a mom5t %e spoke3 ,mrs4 ,donohue1 ,i've j be5 to *ur*1 & ,i'm 9 a /ate ( grace4 ,b1 plaze ,hiv91 ! next "t ,i meet yez1 ,i won't be1 & ?9 ,i'll till yez :at ,i ?9k ( yez6 ,a qu>rel is quickly settl$ :5 des]t$ by "o p>ty3 !re is no battle unless !re be two4--,s5eca4 ,see also ,m>riage2 ,s]vants ,,que/ions ,! m que/ions a woman asks ! few] answ]s %e rememb]s4--,wasp4 ,x 0 a v hot day & ! fat drumm] :o want$ ! twelve-tw5ty tra9 got ?r\gh ! gate at j twelve-tw5ty-"o4 ,! ensu+ h&icap 0 wat*$ ) absorb$ int]e/ bo? f ! tra9 & ! /ation plat=m4 ,at its conclusion ! brea?less & p]spir+ knight ( ! road we>ily took ! back trail1 & a vacant-fac$ r$-cap came out to relieve him ( 8 grip4 ,mi/]1 he inquir$1 0 y try9' to ket* t ,p5nsylvania tra98 ,no1 my son1 repli$ ! pati5t man4 ,no2 ,i 0 m]ely *as+ x out ( ! y>d4 ,a p>ty ( "y m5 7 camp+1 & to av]t annoy+ que/ions !y made x a rule t ! "o :o ask$ a "q t he c\ld n answ] himself _h to d ! cook+4 ,"o ev5+1 :ile sitt+ ar\nd ! fire1 "o ( ! boys ask$3 ,:y is x t a gr\nd-squirrel nev] leaves any dirt at ! m\? ( its burr[8 ,!y all guess$ & miss$4 ,s he 0 ask$ to answ] x himself4 ,:y1 he said1 because x always beg9s to dig at ! o!r end ( ! hole4 ,b1 "o ask$1 h[ does x get to ! o!r end ( ! hole8 ,well1 0 ! reply1 t's y\r "q4 ,a br[beat+ lawy] 0 dem&+ t a witness answ] a c]ta9 "q ei!r 9 ! negative or affirmative4 ,i _c d x1 said ! witness4 ,!re are "s que/ions t _c be answ]$ by a 'yes' or a 'no1' z any "o kn[s4 ,i defy y to give an example to ! c\rt1 ?und]$ ! lawy]4 ,! retort came l a fla%3 ,are y /ill beat+ y\r wife8 ,(fic]s h a "r to ask que/ions 9 ! p]=mance ( _! duty1 b !re are occasions :5 x seems z if !y might curtail or =ego ! privilege4 ,n long ago an ,iri%man ^: h& _h be5 badly mangl$ 9 an accid5t ent]$ ! ,bo/on ,city ,hospital relief /ation 9 a great hurry4 ,he /epp$ up to ! man 9 *>ge & inquir$3 ,is ?is ! relief /ation1 sor8 ,yes4 ,:at is y\r "n8 ,patrick ,o',connor1 sor4 ,are y m>ri$8 que/ion$ ! (fic]4 ,yis1 sor1 b is ?is ! relief /ation8 ,he 0 nurs+ 8 h& 9 agony4 ,( c\rse x is4 ,h[ _m *ildr5 h y8 ,eight1 sor4 ,b sure1 ?is is ! relief /ation8 ,yes1 x is1 repli$ ! (fic]1 a little angry at ! man's p]si/5ce4 ,well1 said ,patrick1 sure1 an' ,i 0 beg9n+ to ?9k t x might be ! pump+ /ation4 ,! sages say1 ,dame ,tru? delights to dwell 7,/range ,mansion67 9 ! bottom ( a well3 ,que/ions are !n ! ,w9dlass & ! rope ,t pull ! grave old ,g5tlewoman up4 --,john ,wolcott4 ,see also ,curiosity4 ,,quotations ,/anley ,jordan1 ! well-kn[n ,episcopal m9i/]1 hav+ cause to be anxi\s ab\t 8 son's college exam9ations1 told him to telegraph ! result4 ,! boy s5t ! foll[+ message to 8 p>5t3 ,hymn #cdb1 fif? v]se1 la/ two l9es4 ,look+ x up ! fa!r f\nd ! words3 ,sorr[ vanqui%$1 labor end$1 ,jordan pass$4 ,,race ,,prejudices ,a negro prea*] 9 a s\!rn t[n 0 edifi$ on "o occasion by ! recital ( a dream _h by a memb] ( ! *ur*4 ,i 0 a-dream9' all dis "t1 said ! n>rator1 dat ,i 0 9 ole ,satan's dom9ions4 ,i tell y1 pahson1 dat 0 %ore a bad dream6 ,0 d]e any :ite m5 d]e8 ask$ ! dusky div9e4 ,%ore d]e 0--pl5ty ( 'em1 ! o!r ha/5$ to assure 8 m9i/] ,:at 0 dey a-do9'8 ,eb]y "o ( 'em1 0 ! answ]1 0 a-hold9' a cullud pusson betwe5 him an' de fire6 ,,race ,,pride ,sam ,jones1 ! evangeli/1 0 lead+ a revival meet+ 9 ,huntsville1 ,texas1 a numb] ( ye>s ago1 & at ! close ( "o ( ! s]vices an old negro woman pu%$ h] way up ?r\gh ! cr[d to ! edge ( ! pulpit plat=m4 ,sam took ! p]spir+ black h& t 0 held out to him1 & he>d ! old woman say3 ,brudd] ,jones1 y %o' is a f9e prea*]6 ,yes1 suh2 de ,"l bless y4 ,y's des ev]ybody's prea*]4 ,y's de :ite folks' prea*]1 & de nigg]s' prea*]1 & ev]ybody's prea*]4 ,brudd] ,jones1 yo' sk9's :ite1 b1 ?ank de ,"l1 yo' he>t's des z black z any nigg]'s6 ,an ,iri%man & a ,jew 7 discuss+ ! great m5 :o _h belong$ to ea* race &1 z may be expect$1 got into a heat$ argum5t4 ,f9ally ! ,iri%man said3 ,ikey1 li/54 ,= iv]y great ,jew ye c "n ye may pull out "o ( me :isk]s1 an' = iv]y great ,iri%man ,i c "n ,i'll pull "o ( y\rs4 ,is x a g8 ,!y cons5t$1 & ,pat rea*$ ov]1 got hold ( a :isk]1 said1 ,rob]t ,emmet1' & pull$4 ,moses6 said ! ,jew1 & pull$ "o ( ,pat's t5d]e/4 ,dan ,o',connell1 said ,pat & took ano!r4 ,abraham1 said ,ikey1 help+ himself aga94 ,patrick ,h5ry1 return$ ,pat ) a vici\s yank4 ,! ,twelve ,apo/les1 said ! ,jew1 tak+ a h&ful ( :isk]s4 ,pat emitt$ a ro> ( pa91 grasp$ ! ,jew's be>d ) bo? h&s1 & yell$1 ,! anci5t ,ord] ( ,hib]nians6 ,,race ,,suicide ,prison]1 :y did y assault ?is l&lord8 ,y\r ,honor1 because ,i h sev]al *ildr5 he refus$ to r5t me a flat4 ,well1 t is 8 privilege4 ,b1 y\r ,honor1 he calls 8 ap>tm5t h\se ',! ,roosevelt4' ,,races ,9 answ] to ! "q1 ,:at are ! five great races ( mank9d8 a ,*9ese /ud5t repli$1 ,! #ajj y>ds1 ! hurdles1 ! qu>t]mile1 ! mile1 & ! ?ree miles4 ,n[1 ,?omas1 said ! =eman ( ! con/ruction gang to a gre5 h& :o _h j be5 put on ! job1 keep y\r eyes op54 ,:5 y see a tra9 com+ ?r[ d[n y\r tools & jump (f ! track4 ,run l blazes4 ,sure6 said ,?omas1 & began to sw+ 8 pick4 ,9 a few mom5ts ! ,empire ,/ate ,express came :irl+ along4 ,?omas ?rew d[n 8 pick & />t$ up ! track ahead ( ! tra9 z fa/ z he c\ld run4 ,! tra9 ov]took him & toss$ him into a dit*4 ,badly %ak5 up he 0 tak5 to ! hospital1 :]e ! =eman visit$ him4 ,y bli!r+ idiot1 said ! =eman1 didn't ,i tell y to get out ( ! road8 ,didn't ,i tell y to take c>e & get out ( ! way8 ,:y didn't y run up ! side ( ! hill8 ,up ! soide ( ! hill is x1 sor8 said ,?omas ?r\gh ! b&ages on 8 face4 ,up ! soide ( ! hill8 ,be ! p[]s1 ,i c\ldn't bate x on ! level1 let alone runn9' uphill6 ,,railroads ,talk 'b\t railroads be9' a bless9'1 said ,bro!r ,dickey1 des look at de loads an' loads er wat]melons deys haul9' out de /ate1 t] dem folks 'way up ,nor? :at nev] done nu?9' t] des]ve si* a disp5sation6 ,on "o ( ! s\!rn railroads !re is a /ation-build+ t is commonly kn[n by travel]s z ! smalle/ railroad /ation 9 ,am]ica4 ,x is ( ?is /ation t ! /ory is told t an old f>m] 0 expect+ a *ick5-h\se to arrive !re1 & he s5t "o ( 8 h&s1 a new-com]1 to fet* x4 ,arriv+ !re ! man saw ! h\se1 load$ x on to 8 wagon & />t$ = home4 ,on ! way he met a man 9 uni=m ) ! words ,/ation ,ag5t on 8 cap4 ,say1 hold on4 ,:at h y got on t wagon8 he ask$4 ,my *ick5-h\se1 ( c\rse1 0 ! reply4 ,*ick5-h\se be jigg]$6 explod$ ! (ficial4 ,t's ! /ation6 ,i read ( ! t]rible v5geance inflict$ ^u "o ( _! memb]s by a b& ( robb]s 9 ,mississippi la/ week4 ,:at did !y d8 ,%oot him8 ,no2 !y ti$ him ^u ! railroad tracks4 ,awful6 ,& he 0 gr\nd to pieces1 ,i suppose8 ,no?+ l x4 ,! poor fell[ />v$ to dea? wait+ = ! next tra94--,w4 ,dayton ,wegef>?4 ,! report] :o _h accompani$ ! special tra9 to ! sc5e ( ! wreck1 hurri$ d[n ! embankm5t & f\nd a man :o _h "o arm 9 a sl+1 a b&age ov] "o eye1 8 front tee? gone1 & 8 nose knock$ f\r po9ts to />bo>d1 sitt+ on a piece ( ! locomotive & survey+ ! horrible ru9 all ab\t him4 ,c y give me "s p>ticul>s ( ?is accid5t8 ask$ ! report]1 tak+ out 8 notebook4 ,i hav5't he>d ( any accid5t1 "y man1 repli$ ! disfigur$ p>ty /iffly4 ,he 0 "o ( ! directors ( ! railroad4 ,! ,hon4 ,john ,%>p ,williams _h an engagem5t to speak 9 a small s\!rn t[n4 ,! tra9 he 0 travel+ on 0 n ( ! swifte/1 & he lo/ no opportunity ( keep+ ! conductor in=m$ z to 8 op9ions ( t p>ticul> road4 ,well1 if y] don't l x1 ! conductor f9ally blurt$ out1 :y 9 ?und] don't y] git out an' walk8 ,i w\ld1 ,mr4 ,williams bl&ly repli$1 b y see ! committee doesn't expect me until ?is tra9 gets 94 ,we 7 b\nd+ along1 said a rec5t travel] on a local ,s\? ,african s+le-l9e railway1 at ! rate ( ab\t sev5 miles an h\r1 & ! :ole tra9 0 %ak+ t]ribly4 ,i expect$ e mom5t to see my bones protrud+ ?r\gh my sk94 ,pass5g]s 7 roll+ f "o end ( ! c> to ! o!r4 ,i held on firmly to ! arms ( ! seat4 ,pres5tly we settl$ d[n a bit quiet]2 at lea/1 ,i c\ld keep my hat on1 & my tee? didn't *att]4 ,!re 0 a quiet look+ man opposite me4 ,i look$ up ) a gha/ly smile1 wi%+ to appe> *e]ful1 & said3 ',we are go+ a bit smoo!r1 ,i see4' ',yes1' he said1 'we're (f ! track n[4' ,?ree m5 7 talk+ 9 r a l>ge way z to ! excell5t tra9 s]vice ea* _h 9 8 special locality3 "o 0 f ! we/1 "o f ,new ,engl&1 & ! o!r f ,new ,york4 ,! =m] two _h told ( m>vel\s do+s ( tra9s1 & x is di/9ctly up to ! man f ,new ,york4 ,n[ 9 ,new ,york1 he said1 we n only run our tra9s fa/1 b we also />t !m fa/4 ,i rememb] ! case ( a fri5d ( m9e ^: wife w5t to see him (f = ! we/ on ! ,p5nsylvania at ,j]sey ,city4 ,z ! tra9 0 ab\t to />t my fri5d said 8 f9al good-by to 8 wife1 & lean$ d[n f ! c> plat=m to kiss h]4 ,! tra9 />t$1 &1 w\ld y believe x1 my fri5d f\nd himself kiss+ a /range woman on ! plat=m at ,tr5ton6 ,& ! o!r m5 gave x up4 ,say1 "y man1 ask$ an old lady at ! ticket-(fice1 :at "t does ! next tra9 pull 9 "h & h[ long does x /ay8 ,f two to two to two-two1 0 ! curt reply4 ,well1 ,i decl>e6 ,be y ! :i/le8 ,an express on ! ,long ,isl& ,railroad 0 te>+ away at a wild & awe-inspir+ rate ( six miles an h\r1 :5 all ( a sudd5 x /opp$ altoge!r4 ,mo/ ( ! pass5g]s did n notice ! diff]5ce2 b "o ( !m happ5$ to be some:at anxi\s to rea* 8 de/9ation be=e old age claim$ him = its own4 ,he put 8 head ?r\gh ! w9d[ to f9d t ! cause ( ! /op 0 a c[ on ! track4 ,aft] a :ile !y cont9u$ ! j\rney = half an h\r or s1 & !n--ano!r /op4 ,:at's wrong n[8 ask$ ! impati5t pass5g] ( ! conductor4 ,a c[ on ! track4 ,b ,i ?\ght y drove x (f4 ,s we did1 said ! conductor1 b we caught up ) x aga94 ,! presid5t ( "o great s\!rn railway pull$ into a s\!rn city 9 8 private c>4 ,x 0 also ! t]m9al ( a compet+ road1 & ! private c> ( ! presid5t ( ! o!r l9e 0 on a side track4 ,!re 0 great rivalry betwe5 ^! two l9es1 :i* ext5d$ f ! presid5t ( ea* d[n to ! mo/ humble employe4 ,9 ! ev5+ ! color$ cook f "o ( ! c>s w&]$ ov] to pass ! "t ( day ) ! cook on ! o!r c>4 ,"o ( ^! roads _h rec5tly _h an appall+ li/ ( accid5ts1 & ! dea?-toll 0 exceptionally high4 ,! cook f ?is road saunt]$ up to ! back plat=m ( ! private c>1 & aft] an int]*ange ( c\rtesies said3 ,well1 h[ am y\h ole j]kwatah railroad ^! days8 ,am y habb+ prosp]'s times8 ,man1 said ! o!r1 we-all am s prosp]\s t if we 0 any moah prosp]\s we j naturally c\ldn't /& hit4 ,h\gh6 said ! o!r1 we-all am moah prosp]\s ?an y-all4 ,man1 said ! o!r1 we dun c>ry moah'n a million pass5g]s la/ mon?4 ,foah de ,"l's sake6 ejaculat$ ! fir/ negro4 ,y-all c>ri$ moah'n a million pass5g]s8 ,g on ) y1 nigg]2 we dun kill moah pass5g]s ?an y c>ry4 ,x 0 on a little bran* railway 9 a s\!rn /ate t ! ,new ,engl& woman v5tur$ to ref] to ! high rates4 ,x seems to me five c5ts a mile is extortion1 %e said1 ) frankness1 to h] s\!rn c\s94 ,x's a big lot ( money to pay if y ?9k ( x by ! mile1 said ! s\!rn]1 9 h] s(t drawl2 b y j ?9k h[ *eap x is by ! h\r1 ,c\s9 ,annie--only ab\t ?irty-five c5ts4--,y\?'s ,companion4 ,,rapid ,,transit ,"o cold1 w9try morn+ a man ( tall & angul> build 0 walk+ d[n a /eep hill at a quick pace4 ,a trea*]\s piece ( ice "u ! sn[ caus$ him to lose control ( 8 feet2 he began to slide & 0 unable to /op4 ,at a cross-/reet half-way d[n ! decl9e he enc\nt]$ a l>ge1 heavy woman1 ) h] arms full ( bundles4 ,! meet+ 0 sudd51 & be=e ei!r realiz$ x a collision ensu$ & bo? 7 slid+ d[n hill1 a gr& ensemble--! ?9 man und]nea?1 ! fat woman & bundles on top4 ,:5 ! bottom 0 rea*$ & ! woman 0 try+ 9 va9 to recov] h] brea? & h] feet1 ^! fa9t words 7 borne to h] e>3 ,p>don me1 madam1 b y w h to get (f "h4 ,?is is z f> z ,i g4 ,,read+ ,see ,books & ,read+4 ,,real ,,e/ate ,,ag5ts ,little ,nelly told little ,anita :at %e t]m$ a little fib4 ,,anita--,a fib is ! same z a /ory1 & a /ory is ! same z a lie4 ,,nelly--,no1 x is n4 ,,anita--,yes1 x is1 because my fa!r said s1 & my fa!r is a pr(essor at ! univ]sity4 ,,nelly--,i don't c>e if he is4 ,my fa!r is a real e/ate man1 & he kn[s m ab\t ly+ ?an y\r fa!r does4 ,,realism ,! /orekeep] at ,y\nt1 ,idaho1 tells ! foll[+ tale ( ,ole ,olson1 :o lat] became ! little t[n's mayor4 ,"o night1 j be=e clos9' up "t1 ,ole1 hatless1 coatless1 & brea?less1 come ru%9' into ! /ore1 an' dropp9' on 8 knees yell$1 ',yon1 ,yon1 hide me1 hide me6 ,ye %]iff's aft] me6' ',i've no place to hide y "h1 ,ole1' said ,i4 ',y moo/1 y moo/6' scream$ ,ole4 ',crawl into t gunny-sack !n1' said ,i4 ,he'd no m'n gott5 hid :5 9 runs ! %]iff4 ',se5 ,ole8' said he4 ',don't see him "h1' said ,i1 )\t ly9'4 ,!n ! %]iff w5t a-nos9' r\nd an' pretty soon he spott$ ! gunny-sack ov] 9 ! corn]4 ',:at's 9 "h8' said he4 ',oh1 j "s old h>ness & sleigh-bells1' said ,i4 ,) t he gives x an awful boot4 ',y+le1 y+le1 y+le6' moan$ ,ole4 ,,"m--,tommy1 if y're pret5d+ to be an automobile1 ,i wi% y'd run ov] to ! /ore & get me "s butt]4 ,,tommy--,i'm awful sorry1 ,"m1 b ,i'm all out ( gasol9e4--,judge4 ,*ildr51 said ! tea*]1 in/ruct+ ! class 9 composition1 y %\ld n attempt any flights ( fancy2 simply be y\rselves & write :at is 9 y4 ,d n imitate any o!r p]son's writ+s or draw inspiration f outside s\rces4 ,z a result ( ?is advice ,tommy ,wise turn$ out ! foll[+ composition3 ,we %\ld n attempt any flights ( fancy1 b write :at is 9 u4 ,9 me !re is my /ummick1 lungs1 h>t1 liv]1 two apples1 "o piece ( pie1 "o /ick ( lemon c&y & my d9n]4 ,a great deal ( fun has be5 pok$ at ! reali/ic s*ool ( art1 says a ,new ,york arti/1 & x mu/ be confess$ t "s gr\nd has be5 giv5 to ! enemy4 ,:y1 !re rec5tly came to my notice a picture ( an ,assyrian ba?1 done by a ,*icago man1 & s c>eful 0 he ( all ! details t ! t[els hang+ up 7 all m>k$ ',nebu*adnezz>' 9 ! corn]1 9 cunei=m *>act]s4 ,,recall ,,sunday ,,s*ool ,,tea*]--,johnny1 :at is ! text f ,judges8 ,,johnny-,i don't believe 9 recall+ ! judici>y1 mum4 ,s5ator1 :y don't y unpack y\r trunk8 ,y'll be 9 ,wa%+ton = six ye>s4 ,i don't "k ab\t t4 ,my /ate has ! recall4 ,,recomm5dations ,a firm ( %ady outside ,london brok]s 0 prosecut$ = sw9dl+4 ,9 acquitt+ !m ! c\rt1 ) great sev]ity1 said3 ,!re is n suffici5t evid5ce to convict y1 b if anyone wi%es to "k my op9ion ( y ,i hope t !y w ref] to me4 ,next day ! firm's adv]tisem5t appe>$ 9 e available m$ium ) ! foll[+1 well display$3 ,ref]5ce z to probity1 by special p]mission1 ! ,"l ,*ief ,ju/ice ( ,engl&4 ,,mi/ress--,h y a ref]5ce8 ,,bridget--,fo9e2 ,oi held ! pok] ov] h] till ,oi got x4 ,!re is a /ory ( a ,scot* g5tleman :o _h to dismiss 8 g>d5] = di%one/y4 ,= ! sake ( ! man's wife & family1 h[ev]1 he gave him a "*1 & fram$ x 9 ?is way3 ,i h]eby c]tify t ,a4 ,b4 has be5 my g>d5] = ov] two ye>s1 & t dur+ t "t he got m out ( ! g>d5 ?an any man ,i ev] employ$4 ,! buxom maid _h be5 h9t+ t %e did n ?9k mu* ( work+ out1 & ?is 9 conjunction ) ! nightly appe>ance ( a r %eepi% "y man caus$ h] mi/ress mu* appreh5sion4 ,m>?a1 is x possible t y are ?9k+ ( gett+ m>ri$8 ,yes'm1 admitt$ ,m>?a1 blu%+4 ,n t "y fell[ :o has be5 call+ on y lately8 ,yes'm he's ! "o4 ,b y h only kn[n him a few days4 ,?ree weeks come ,?ursday1 correct$ ,m>?a4 ,d y ?9k t is long en\gh to "k a man be=e tak+ su* an important /ep8 ,well1 answ]$ ,m>?a ) _s1 'ta9't 's if he 0 "s new fell]4 ,he's well recomm5d$2 a p]fectly lovely girl ,i "k 0 engag$ to him = a long :ile4 ,an ,engli%man & an ,iri%man w5t to ! capta9 ( a %ip b\nd = ,am]ica & ask$ p]mission to "w _! passage ov]4 ,! capta9 cons5t$1 b ask$ ! ,iri%man = ref]5ces & let ! ,engli%man g on )\t !m4 ,?is made ! ,iri%man angry & he plann$ to get ev54 ,"o day :5 !y 7 wa%+ (f ! deck1 ! ,engli%man lean$ f> ov] ! rail1 dropp$ ! bucket1 & 0 j ab\t to haul x up :5 a huge wave came & pull$ him ov]bo>d4 ,! ,iri%man /opp$ scrubb+1 w5t ov] to ! rail &1 see+ ! ,engli%man _h disappe>$1 w5t to ! ,capta9 & said3 ,p]haps yez rememb] :9 ,i %ipp$ abo>d ?is vessel ye ask$ me = rif]5ces & let ! ,engli%man come on wid\t ?im8 ,! ,capta9 said3 ,yes1 ,i rememb]4 ,well1 ye've be5 decav$1 said ! ,iri%man2 he's gone (f wid y] pail6 ,,reconciliations ,yes1 ,i qu>rel$ ) my wife ab\t no?+4 ,:y don't y make up8 ,i'm go+ to4 ,all ,i'm worri$ ab\t n[ is ! indemnity4 ,,re=m]s ,,l\ise--,! man t ,edi? m>ri$ is a re=m]4 ,,julia--,h[ did he lose 8 money8--,judge4 ,he 0 e>ne/ly b prosily orat+ at ! audi5ce4 ,i want l& re=m1 he w\nd up1 ,i want h\s+ re=m1 ,i want educational re=m1 ,i want-- ,& said a bor$ voice 9 ! audi5ce3 ,*lor(orm4 ,! "y woman sat be=e h] glass & gaz$ long & e>ne/ly at ! reflection !re4 ,%e screw$ up h] face 9 _m ways4 ,%e fluff$ h] hair & !n smoo!d x d[n aga92 %e rais$ h] eyes & l[]$ !m2 %e %[$ h] tee? & %e press$ h] lips tightly toge!r4 ,at la/ %e got up1 ) a we>y sigh1 & said3 ,x's no use4 ,i'll be "s k9d ( re=m]4 ,,regrets ,a ,newport man :o 0 invit$ to a h\se p>ty at ,b> ,h>bor1 telegraph$ to ! ho/ess3 ,regret ,i c't come4 ,lie foll[s by po/4 ,aft] ! dea? ( ,"l ,h\ghton1 !re 0 f\nd 9 8 correspond5ce ! foll[+ reply to a d9n] invitation3 ,mrs4 ---- pres5ts h] complim5ts to ,"l ,h\ghton4 ,h] husb& di$ on ,tuesday1 o!rwise he w\ld h be5 delight$ to d9e ) ,"l ,h\ghton on ,?ursday next4 ,a "y woman prom95t 9 ! social set ( an ,ohio t[n tells ( a "y man !re :o _h n famili>iz$ himself ) ! =ms ( polite correspond5ce to ! fulle/ ext5t4 ,:51 on "o occasion1 he f\nd x necess>y to decl9e an invitation1 he did s 9 ! foll[+ t]ms3 ,mr4 ,h5ry ,blank decl9es ) pleasure ,mrs4 ,wood's invitation = ! n9ete5?1 & ?anks h] extremely = hav+ giv5 him ! opportunity ( do+ s4 ,,rehe>sals ,! fun]al procession 0 mov+ along ! village /reet :5 ,uncle ,abe /epp$ out ( a /ore4 ,he hadn't he>d ! news4 ,%o1 said ,uncle ,abe1 :o !y bury9' today8 ,pore old ,tite ,h>rison1 said ! /orekeep]4 ,%o1 said ,uncle ,abe4 ,tite ,h>rison1 hey8 ,is ,tite dead8 ,y don't ?9k we're rehe>s9' ) him1 d y8 snapp$ ! /orekeep]4 ,,relatives ,x is h>d1 inde$1 said ! melan*oly g5tleman1 to lose "o's relatives4 ,h>d8 snort$ ! g5tleman ( weal?4 ,h>d8 ,x is impossible6 ,,religions ,:5 ,bi%op ,phillips ,brooks sail$ f ,am]ica on 8 la/ trip to ,europe1 a fri5d jok+ly rem>k$ t :ile abroad he might discov] "s new religion to br+ home ) him4 ,b be c>eful ( x1 ,bi%op ,brooks1 rem>k$ a li/5+ fri5d2 x may be difficult to get y\r new religion ?r\gh ! ,cu/om ,h\se4 ,i guess n1 repli$ ! ,bi%op1 laugh+ly1 = we may take x = grant$ t any new religion popul> en\gh to import w h no duties atta*$ to x4 ,at a rec5t conf]5ce ( ,bapti/s1 ,me?odi/s1 & ,engli% ,fri5ds1 9 ! city ( ,*5gtu1 ,*9a1 two ,*9am5 7 he>d discuss+ ! ?ree d5om9ations4 ,"o ( !m said to ! o!r3 ,!y say ^! d5om9ations h diff]5t beliefs4 ,j :at is ! diff]5ce betwe5 !m8 ,oh1 said ! o!r1 ,n mu*6 ,big wa%ee1 little wa%ee1 no wa%ee1 t is all4 ,a rec5t book on ,russia relates ! /ory ( ! ang] ( ! ,apo/le ,john because a c]ta9 peasant burn$ no tap]s to 8 ikon1 b honor$1 in/ead1 ! ikon ( ,apo/le ,pet] 9 ,/4 ,john's own *ur*4 ,! two apo/les talk$ x ov] z !y walk$ ! fields ne> ,kieff1 & ,apo/le ,john decid$ to s5d a t]rible /orm to de/roy ! j ripe corn ( ! peasant4 ,8 decision 0 c>ri$ out1 & ! next day he met ,apo/le ,pet] & boa/$ ( 8 puni%+ wra?4 ,& ,apo/le ,pet] only laugh$4 ,ai1 yi1 yi1 ,apo/le ,john1 he said1 :at a mess y've made ( x4 ,i /epp$ ar\nd1 saw my fri5d1 & told him :at y 7 go+ to d1 s he sold 8 corn to ! prie/ ( y\r *ur*4 ,! prie/ ( a ,new ,york p>i% met "o ( 8 p>i%ion]s1 :o _h long be5 out ( "w1 & ask$ him :e!r he _h f\nd any?+ to d4 ,! man gr9n$ ) inf9ite satisfaction1 & repli$3 ,yiss indade1 ycr ,riv]9ce1 an' a fo9e job too6 ,oi'm gett9' ?ree doll>s a day fur pull9' d[n a ,prodesant *ur*6 ,a man addict$ to walk+ 9 8 sleep w5t to b$ all "r "o night1 b :5 he awoke he f\nd himself on ! /reet 9 ! grasp ( a policeman4 ,hold on1 he cri$1 y mu/n't arre/ me4 ,i'm a somnambuli/4 ,to :i* ! policeman repli$3 ,i don't c>e :at y\r religion is--y] c't walk ! /reets 9 y] night%irt4 ,! fri5d%ip exi/+ betwe5 ,fa!r ,kelly & ,rabbi ,levi is pro( aga9/ diff]5ces 9 race & religion4 ,ea* di/+ui%$ = 8 le>n+1 8 eloqu5ce & 8 wit2 & !y delight 9 *aff+ ea* o!r4 ,!y 7 seat$ opposite ea* o!r at a banquet :]e "s delici\s roa/ ham 0 s]v$ & ,fa!r ,kelly made comm5ts ^u its flavor4 ,pres5tly he lean$ =w>d & 9 a voice t c>ri$ f>1 he address$ 8 fri5d3 ,rabbi ,levi1 :5 are y go+ to become lib]al en\gh to eat ham8 ,at y\r w$d+1 ,fa!r ,kelly1 retort$ ! rabbi4 ,! broad-m9d$ see ! tru? 9 diff]5t religions2 ! n>r[-m9d$ see only _! diff]5ces4--,*9ese ,prov]b4 ,,rem$ies ,,mi/ress--,did ! mu/>d pla/] d y any good1 ,bridget8 ,,maid--,yes2 b1 begorry1 mum1 x d bite ! tongue6 ,,suff]]--,i h a t]rible too?a*e & want some?+ to cure x4 ,,fri5d--,n[1 y don't ne$ any m$ic9e4 ,i _h a too?a*e ye/]day & ,i w5t home & my lov+ wife kiss$ me & s consol$ me t ! pa9 soon pass$ away4 ,:y don't y try ! same8 ,,suff]]--,i ?9k ,i w4 ,is y\r wife at home n[8 ,= e ill b5ea? ! sun ,!re is "s rem$y or none2 ,if !re be "o1 resolve to f9d x2 ,if n1 submit1 & nev] m9d x4 ,,rem9d]s ,! wife ( an ov]work$ promot] said at breakfa/3 ,w y po/ ?is lett] = me1 de>8 ,x's to ! furri]1 c\nt]m&+ my ord] = t #ijj sable & erm9e /ole4 ,y'll be sure to rememb]8 ,! tir$ eyes ( ! h>ass$1 %abby promot] lit up ) joy4 ,he seiz$ a skipp+ rope t lay ) a heap ( dolls & toys 9 a corn]1 & go+ to 8 wife1 he said3 ,"h1 tie my "r h& to my left foot s ,i won't =get6 ,,rep>tee ,rep>tee is say+ on ! in/ant :at y didn't say until ! next morn+4 ,among ! memb]s ( a work+ gang on a c]ta9 railroad 0 an ,iri%man :o claim$ to be v good at figures4 ,! boss1 ?9k+ t he w\ld get ahead ( ,pat1 said3 ,say1 ,pat1 h[ _m %irts c y get out ( a y>d8 ,t dep5ds1 answ]$ ,pat1 on ^: y>d y get into4 ,a middle-ag$ f>m] acco/$ a s]i\s-fac$ y\? outside ! ,gr& ,c5tral ,/ation 9 ,new ,york ! o!r day4 ,"y man1 he said1 pluck+ 8 sleeve1 ,i want] g to ,c5tral ,p>k4 ,! y\? seem$ lo/ 9 consid]ation = a mom5t4 ,well1 he said f9ally1 y may j ?is once4 ,b ,i don't want y ev]1 ev] to ask me aga94 ,,se$y ,,visitor--,d y h _m wrecks ab\t "h1 boatman8 ,,boatman--,n v _m1 sir4 ,y're ! fir/ ,i've se5 ?is season4 ,,h] ,,dad--,no1 sir2 ,i won't h my daught] ti$ = life to a /upid fool4 ,,h] ,,suitor--,!n don't y ?9k y'd bett] let me take h] (f y\r h&s8 ,w5dell ,phillips 0 travel+ ?r\gh ,ohio once :5 he fell 9 ) a c> full ( m9i/]s return+ f a conv5tion4 ,"o ( ! m9i/]s1 a s\!rn] f ,k5tucky1 0 naturally n v cordial to ! op9ions ( ! great abolitioni/ & set out to emb>rass ,mr4 ,phillips4 ,s1 be=e ! gr\p ( m9i/]s1 he said3 ,y are ,w5dell ,phillips1 are y n8 ,yes1 answ]$ ! great abolitioni/4 ,& y are try+ to free ! nigg]s1 ar5't y8 ,yes1 sir2 ,i am4 ,well1 :y d y prea* y\r doctr9es up "h8 ,:y don't y g ov] into ,k5tucky8 ,excuse me1 are y a prea*]8 ,i am1 sir4 ,are y try+ to save s\ls f hell8 ,yes1 sir2 t is my bus9ess4 ,well1 :y don't y g !re !n8 ask$ ,mr4 ,phillips4 ,,solemn ,,s5ior--,s y\r ef=ts to get on ! team 7 fruitless1 7 !y8 ,,fooli% ,,fre%man--,oh1 no6 ,n at all4 ,!y gave me a lemon4--,h>v>d ,lampoon4 ,a b5evol5t p]son wat*$ a workman labori\sly w9dlass+ rock f a %aft :ile ! broil+ sun 0 beat+ d[n on 8 b>e head4 ,my de> man1 obs]v$ ! onlook]1 are y n afraid t y\r bra9 w be affect$ 9 ! hot sun8 ,! labor] contemplat$ him = a mom5t & !n repli$3 ,d y ?9k a man ) any bra9s w\ld be work+ at ?is k9d ( a job8 ,w9/on ,*ur*ill1 ! "y ,engli% /atesman1 rec5tly began to raise a mu/a*e1 & :ile x 0 /ill 9 ! budd+ /age he 0 ask$ at a d9n] p>ty to take 9 to d9n] an ,engli% girl :o _h decid$ oppos+ political views4 ,i am sorry1 said ,mr4 ,*ur*ill1 we _c agree on politics4 ,no1 we c't1 rejo9$ ! girl1 = to be frank ) y ,i l y\r politics ab\t z little z ,i d y\r mu/a*e4 ,well1 repli$ ,mr4 ,*ur*ill1 rememb] t y are n likely to come into contact ) ei!r4 ,/rickl& ,gillilan1 ! lectur] & ! man :o pole-vault$ into fame by 8 ,(f ,ag'91 ,on ,ag'91 ,f9nig9 v]ses1 0 ab\t to deliv] a lecture 9 a small ,miss\ri t[n4 ,he ask$ ! *airman ( ! committee :e!r he might h a small pit*] ( ice-wat] on ! plat=m table4 ,to dr9k8 qu]i$ ! committeeman4 ,no1 answ]$ ,gillilan4 ,i d a high-div+ act4 ,,travel]--,say1 boy1 y\r corn looks k9d ( yell[4 ,,boy--,yes1 sir4 ,t's ! k9d we plant$4 ,,travel]--,looks z ?\gh y w only h half a crop4 ,,boy--,don't expect any m4 ,! l&lord gets ! o!r half4 ,,travel] 7aft] a mom5t's ?\ght7--,say1 !re is n mu* diff]5ce betwe5 y & a fool4 ,,boy--,no1 sir4 ,only ! f5ce4 ,presid5t ,l9coln 0 busily engag$ 9 8 (fice :5 an att5dant1 a "y man ( sixte51 unc]emoni\sly ent]$ & gave him a c>d4 ,)\t ris+1 ! ,presid5t glanc$ at ! c>d4 ,p%aw4 ,%e "h aga98 ,i told h] la/ week t ,i c\ld n int]f]e 9 h] case4 ,i _c see h]1 he said impati5tly4 ,get rid ( h] any way y c4 ,tell h] ,i am asleep1 or any?+ y l4 ,quickly return+ to ! lady 9 an adjac5t room1 ?is exce$+ly bright boy said to h]1 ,! ,presid5t told me to tell y t he is asleep4 ,! lady's eyes sp>kl$ z %e respond$1 ,ah1 he says he is asleep1 eh8 ,well1 w y be k9d en\gh to return & ask him :5 he int5ds to wake up8 ,! g>rul\s old lady 9 ! /]n ( ! boat _h pe/]$ ! guide ) h] comm5ts & que/ions ev] s9ce !y _h />t$4 ,h] meek little husb&1 :o 0 hun*$ toad-l 9 ! b[1 fi%$ 9 sil5ce4 ,! old lady _h seem+ly exhau/$ e possible po9t 9 fi% & animal life1 woodcraft1 & p]sonal hi/ory :5 %e sudd5ly espi$ "o ( ^? curi\s pa?s ( oily1 unbrok5 wat] frequ5tly se5 on small lakes :i* are ruffl$ by a light breeze4 ,oh1 guide1 guide1 %e exclaim$1 :at makes t funny /reak 9 ! wat]--,no1 !re--,"r ov] !re6 ,! guide 0 busy re-bait+ ! old g5tleman's hook & m]ely mumbl$ ,u-m-mm4 ,guide1 repeat$ ! old lady 9 tones t 7 n to be d5i$1 look "r ov] !re :]e ,i'm po9t+ & tell me :at makes t funny /reak 9 ! wat]4 ,! guide look$ up f 8 bait+ ) a sigh4 ,t8 ,oh1 t's :]e ! road w5t across ! ice la/ w9t]4 ,no?+ m cle>ly expresses ! s5tim5ts ( ,h>v>d m5 9 seasons ( a?letic rivalry ?an ! "t-honor$ ,to hell ) ,yale6 ,once :5 ,dean ,briggs1 ( ,h>v>d1 & ,edw>d ,ev]ett ,hale 7 on _! way to a game at ,soldi]s' ,field a fri5d ask$3 ,:]e are y go+1 ,dean8 ,to yell ) ,hale1 answ]$ ,briggs ) a mean+ smile4 ,john ,k5drick ,bangs "o day call$ up 8 wife on ! telephone4 ,! maid at ! o!r end did n recognize h] ma/]'s voice1 & aft] ,bangs _h told h] :om he want$ ! maid ask$3 ,d y wi% to speak ) ,mrs4 ,bangs8 ,no1 inde$1 repli$ ! humori/2 ,i want to kiss h]4 ,a boy took a position 9 an (fice :]e two diff]5t telephones 7 in/all$4 ,y\r wife w\ld l to speak to y on ! 'phone1 sir1 he said to 8 employ]4 ,:i* "o8 inquir$ ! boss1 />t+ t[>d ! two boo?s4 ,please1 sir1 %e didn't say1 & ,i didn't "k t y _h m ?an "o4 ,an ,engli%man 0 be+ %[n ! sights along ! ,potomac4 ,"h1 rem>k$ ! ,am]ican1 is :]e ,george ,wa%+ton ?rew a doll> across ! riv]4 ,well1 repli$ ! ,engli%man1 t is n v rem>kable1 = a doll> w5t mu* fur!r 9 ^? days ?an x does n[4 ,! ,am]ican w\ld n be wor/$1 s1 aft] a %ort pause1 he said3 ,b ,wa%+ton accompli%$ a great] feat ?an t4 ,he once *uck$ a sov]eign across ! ,atlantic4 ,pat 0 busy on a road work+ ) 8 coat (f4 ,!re 7 two ,engli%m5 labor+ on ! same road1 s !y decid$ to h a joke ) ! ,iri%man4 ,!y pa9t$ a donkey's head on ! back ( ,pat's coat1 & wat*$ to see him put x on4 ,pat1 ( c\rse1 saw ! donkey's head on 8 coat1 &1 turn+ to ! ,engli%m51 said3 ,:i* ( yez wip$ y\r face on me coat8 ,a di/rict lead] w5t to ,sea ,girt1 9 #aiab1 to see ! ,democratic c&idate = ,presid5t4 ,9 ! c\rse ( an animat$ conv]sation1 ! lead]1 notic+ t ,gov]nor ,wilson's eyeglasses 7 p]*$ p]il\sly ne> ! tip ( 8 nose rem>k$3 ,y\r glasses1 ,gov]nor1 are almo/ on y\r m\?4 ,t's all "r1 0 ! quick response4 ,i want to see :at ,i'm talk+ ab\t4 ,accord+ to ! ,london ,globe two ,g]mans 7 halt$ at ! ,fr5* fronti] by ! cu/oms (fic]s4 ,we h ea* to decl>e ?ree bottles ( r$ w9e1 said "o ( ! ,g]mans to ! d\ani]s4 ,h[ mu* to pay8 ,:]e are ! bottles8 ask$ ! cu/oms man4 ,!y are )96 laugh$ ! ,teuton mak+ a ge/ure4 ,! ,fr5* d\ani]1 unruffl$1 took d[n 8 t>iff book & read1 or pret5d$ to read3 ,w9es import$ 9 bottles pay s mu*1 w9es import$ 9 b>rels pay s mu*1 & w9es en peaux d'ne pay no duty4 ,y c pass1 g5tlem54 ,a small boy 0 hoe+ corn 9 a /]ile field by ! roadside1 :5 a pass]-by /opp$ & said3 ',pe>s to me y\r corn is r small4 ,c]ta9ly1 said ! boy2 x's dw>f corn4 ,b x looks yall]4 ,c]ta9ly2 we plant$ ! yall] k9d4 ,b x looks z if y w\ldn't get m ?an half a crop4 ,( c\rse n2 we plant$ x on halves4 ,,report+ ,see ,j\rnalism2 ,newspap]s4 ,,republican ,,p>ty ,! morn+ aft] a banquet1 dur+ ! ,democratic conv5tion 9 ,baltimore1 a prom95t ,republican ?us greet$ an equally well-kn[n ,democrat3 ,i und]/& !re 7 "s ,republicans at ! banquet la/ night4 ,oh1 yes1 said ! ,democrat g5ially1 "o wait$ on me4 ,,reputation ,popul>ity is :5 p l y2 & reputation is :5 !y ought to1 b really c't4--,frank ,ri*>dson4 ,,resemblances ,s5ator ,blackburn is a ?or\gh ,k5tuckian1 & has all ! local pride ( "o born 9 ! blue-grass section ( 8 ,/ate4 ,he also has ! prejudice aga9/ be+ tak5 = an ,indianian :i* seems inh]5t 9 all native-born ,k5tuckians4 ,:ile com+ to ,congress1 sev]al sessions ago1 he 0 approa*$ 9 ! ,pullman coa* by a ,new ,york]1 :o1 aft] b[+ politely to him1 said3 ,is n ?is ,s5ator ,blackburn ( ,indiana8 ,! ,k5tuckian sprang f 8 seat1 & gl>+ at 8 int]locutor exclaim$ angrily3 ,no1 sir1 by ----4 ,! reason ,i look s bad is ,i h be5 sick6 ,e "t ! baby looks into my face he smiles1 said ,mr4 ,meek9s4 ,well1 answ]$ 8 wife1 x may n be exactly polite1 b x %[s he has a s5se ( humor4 ,m>k ,twa9 con/antly receiv$ lett]s & photographs f m5 :o _h be5 told t !y look$ l him4 ,"o 0 f ,florida1 & ! lik5ess1 z %[n by ! man's picture1 0 really rem>kable s rem>kable1 inde$1 t ,mr4 ,clem5s s5t ! foll[+ ackn[l$gm5t3 ,my ,de> ,sir3 ,i ?ank y v mu* = y\r lett] & ! photograph4 ,9 my op9ion y are c]ta9ly m l me ?an any o!r ( my d\bles4 ,9 fact1 ,i am sure t if y /ood be=e me 9 a mirrorless frame ,i c\ld %ave by y4 ,,neighbor3 ,johnny1 ,i ?9k 9 looks y favor y\r "m a great deal4 ,,johnny3 ,well4 ,i may look l h]1 b d y t9k dat's a favor8 ,,resignation ,!n y don't ?9k ,i practice :at ,i prea*1 eh8 qu]i$ ! m9i/] 9 talk+ ) "o ( ! deacons at a meet+4 ,no1 sir1 ,i don't1 repli$ ! deacon ,y've be5 prea*9' on ! subject ( resignation = two ye>s an' ye hav5't resign$ yet4 ,,respectability ,is he respectable8' ,em95tly s4 ,he's nev] be5 indict$ = any?+ less ?an /eal+ a railroad4--,wasp4 ,,re/ ,,cure ,a wea!r-beat5 damsel some:at ov] six feet 9 height & ) a pair ( %\ld]s proportionately broad appe>$ at a back door 9 ,wyom+ & ask$ = light h\sework4 ,%e said t h] "n 0 ,lizzie1 & expla9$ t %e _h be5 ill ) typhoid & 0 convalesc+4 ,:]e did y come f1 ,lizzie8 inquir$ ! woman ( ! h\se4 ,:]e h y be58 ,i've be5 work9' out on ,h[ell's ran*1 repli$ ,lizzie1 digg9' po/-holes :ile ,i 0 gitt9' my /r5g? back4 ,,retaliation ,y "k t fell[1 ,jim ,mc,groiarty1 ! lad t's always com9' up & ?ump9' ye on ! *e/ & yell9'1 ',h[ are ye8' ,i "k him4 ,i'll bet he's sma%$ tw9ty cig>s = me--"s ( !m cle> ,havanny--b ,i'll get ev5 ) him n[4 ,h[ w y d x8 ,i'll tell ye4 ,jim always hits me ov] ! ve/ pocket :]e ,i c>ry my cig>s4 ,he'll hit me j once m4 ,!re's no cig> 9 me ve/ pocket ?is morn9'4 ,in/ead ( x1 !re's a /ick ( dynamite1 d'ye m9d6 ,once :5 ,h5ry ,w>d ,bee*] 0 9 ! mid/ ( an eloqu5t political spee* "s wag 9 ! audi5ce cr[$ l a cock4 ,x 0 done to p]fection & ! audi5ce 0 convuls$ ) laught]4 ,! great orator's fri5ds felt uneasy z to 8 reception ( ! int]ruption4 ,b ,mr4 ,bee*] /ood p]fectly calm4 ,he /opp$ speak+1 li/5$ till ! cr[+ ceas$1 & :ile ! audi5ce 0 laugh+ he pull$ out 8 wat*4 ,!n he said3 ,t's /range4 ,my wat* says x is only t5 o'clock4 ,b !re c't be any mi/ake ab\t x4 ,x mu/ be morn+1 = ! in/9cts ( ! l[] animals are absolutely infallible4 ,an ,episcopal cl]gyman1 rector ( a fa%ionable *ur* 9 "o ( ,bo/on's mo/ exclusive suburbs1 s z n to be bo!r$ ) ! innum]able telephone calls t fall to "o 9 8 pr(ession1 _h 8 "n left out ( ! telephone book4 ,a prom95t m]*ant ( ! same "n1 liv+ 9 ! same suburb1 0 cont9ually annoy$ by reque/s to (ficiate at fun]als & baptisms4 ,he w5t to ! rector1 told 8 tr\bles 9 a k9dly way1 & ask$ ! p>son to h 8 "n put 9 ! directory4 ,b )\t success4 ,! m]*ant !n det]m9$ to compla9 to ! telephone company4 ,z he 0 writ+ ! lett]1 "o ,saturday ev5+1 ! telephone rang & ! timid voice ( a "y man ask$ if ! ,rev4 ,mr4 ,blank w\ld m>ry him at once4 ,a happy ?\ght came to ! m]*ant3 ,no1 ,i'm too damn busy writ+ my s]mon1 he repli$4 ,,revolutions ,haiti 0 9 ! mid/ ( a revolution4 ,z a phase ( x two arm$ bodies 7 approa*+ ea* o!r s t a ?ird 0 ab\t to be caught betwe5 !m4 ,! comm&] ( ! ?ird p>ty saw ! pr$icam5t4 ,on ! "r gov]nm5t troops1 on ! left insurg5ts4 ,g5]al1 :y d y n give ! ord] to fire8 ask$ an aide1 da%+ up on a lame mule4 ,i w\ld l to1 respond$ ! g5]al1 b1 ,great ,scott6 ,i c't rememb] :i* side we're fight+ =4 ,,rew>ds ,said a great ,congregational prea*] ,to a h51 ,y're a beautiful creature4 ,& ! h51 j = t1 ,laid an egg 9 8 hat1 ,& ?us did ! ,h5 rew>d ,bee*]4 ,,rheumatism ,,f>m] ,,b>nes--,i've b\ght a b>omet]1 ,hannah1 to tell :5 x's go+ to ra91 ye "k4 ,,mrs4 ,,b>nes--,to tell :5 x's go9' to ra96 ,:y1 ,i nev] he>d o' su* extravagance4 ,:at d ye s'pose ?' ,"l has giv5 ye ?' rheumatis =8--,tit-,bits4 ,,roads ,a ,yankee j return+ to ! /ates 0 d9+ ) an ,engli%man1 & ! latt] compla9$ ( ! mud 9 ,am]ica4 ,yes1 said ! ,am]ican1 b x's no?+ to ! mud ov] "h4 ,nons5se6 said ! ,engli%man4 ,fact1 ! ,am]ican repli$4 ,:y1 ?is aft]noon ,i _h a rem>kable adv5ture--came ne> gett+ into tr\ble ) an old g5tleman--all ?r\gh y\r conf\nd$ mud4 ,"s ( ! /reets are a little greasy at ?is season1 ,i admit1 said ! ,engli%man4 ,:at 0 y\r adv5ture1 ?\gh8 ,well1 said ! ,am]ican1 z ,i 0 walk+ along ,i notic$ t ! mud 0 v ?ick1 & pres5tly ,i saw a high hat afloat on a l>ge puddle ( v ri* ooze4 ,?9k+ to d "s "o a k9dness1 ,i gave ! hat a poke ) my /ick1 :5 an old g5tleman look$ up f b5ea?1 surpris$ & fr[n+4 ',hello6' ,i said4 ',y're 9 pretty deep6' ',deep] ?an y ?9k1' he said4 ',i'm on ! top ( an omnibus6' ,,roa/s ,z ,william ,fav]%am 0 hav+ 8 lun*eon 9 a ,birm+ham hotel he 0 mu* annoy$ by ano!r visitor1 :o1 dur+ ! :ole ( ! meal1 /ood ) 8 back to ! fire w>m+ himself & wat*+ ,fav]%am eat4 ,at l5g?1 unable to endure x any long]1 ,mr4 ,fav]%am rang ! bell & said3 ,wait]1 k9dly turn t g5tleman ar\nd4 ,i ?9k he is done on t side4 ,,roosevelt1 ,,!odore ,a delegation f ,kansas visit$ ,!odore ,roosevelt at ,oy/] ,bay "s ye>s ago1 :ile he 0 presid5t4 ,! ho/ met !m ) coat & coll> (f1 mopp+ 8 br[4 ,ah1 g5tlem51 he said1 dee-light$ to see y4 ,dee-light$4 ,b ,i'm v busy putt+ 9 my hay j n[4 ,come d[n to ! b>n ) me & we'll talk ?+s ov] :ile ,i "w4 ,d[n to ! b>n hu/l$ ,presid5t & delegation4 ,mr4 ,roosevelt seiz$ a pit*=k &--b :]e 0 ! hay8 ,john6 %\t$ ! ,presid5t4 ,john6 :]e's all ! hay8 ,sorry1 sir1 came ,john's voice f ! l(t1 b ,i a9't _h "t to ?r[ x back s9ce y ?rew x up = ye/]day's delegation4 ,,sal>ies ,a c\ntry s*ool-tea*] 0 ca%+ h] mon?ly *eck at ! bank4 ,! tell] apologiz$ = ! fil?y condition ( ! bills1 say+1 ,i hope y're n afraid ( microbes4 ,n a bit ( x1 ! s*oolma'am repli$4 ,i'm sure no microbe c\ld live on my sal>y6--,frances ,kirkl&4 ,,salesm5 ,,& ,,salesman%ip ,a d>ky fruit-deal] 9 ,georgia has a sign above 8 w>es t reads3 ,wat]melons ,our *oice #be c5ts4 ,y\r *oice #ce c5ts4 --,elg9 ,burr\ghs4 ,! quick wit ( a travel+ salesman :o has s9ce become a well-kn[n m]*ant 0 sev]ely te/$ "o day4 ,he s5t 9 8 c>d by ! (fice-boy to ! manag] ( a l>ge conc]n1 ^: inn] (fice 0 sep>at$ f ! wait+-room by a gr\nd-glass p>tition4 ,:5 ! boy h&$ 8 c>d to ! manag] ! salesman saw him impati5tly te> x 9 half & ?r[ x 9 ! wa/e-basket2 ! boy came out & told ! call] t he c\ld n see ! *ief4 ,! salesman told ! boy to g back & get him 8 c>d2 ! boy br\ght out five c5ts1 ) ! message t 8 c>d 0 torn up4 ,!n ! salesman took out ano!r c>d & s5t ! boy back1 say+3 ,tell y\r boss ,i sell two c>ds = five c5ts4 ,he got 8 int]view & sold a l>ge bill ( goods4 ,a "y man ent]$ a hat /ore & ask$ to see ! late/ /yles 9 d]bies4 ,he 0 evid5tly h>d to please1 = soon ! c\nt] 0 cov]$ ) hats t he _h tri$ on & f\nd want+4 ,at la/ ! salesman pick$ up a br[n d]by1 bru%$ x (f on 8 sleeve1 & ext5d$ x admir+ly4 ,^! are be+ v mu* worn ?is season1 sir1 he said4 ,won't y try x on8 ,! cu/om] put ! hat on & survey$ himself critically 9 ! mirror4 ,y're sure x's 9 /yle8 ,! mo/ fa%ionable ?+ we h 9 ! %op1 sir4 ,& x suits y to p]fection--if ! fit's "r4 ,yes1 x fits v well4 ,s y ?9k ,i _h bett] h x8 ,i don't ?9k y c\ld d bett]4 ,no1 ,i don't ?9k ,i c\ld4 ,s ,i guess ,i won't buy a new "o aft] all4 ,! salesman _h be5 boo/+ ! cu/om]'s old hat1 :i* _h become mix$ among ! _m new ones4 ,,visitor--,c ,i see t motori/ :o 0 br\ght "h an h\r ago8 ,,nurse--,he hasn't come to 8 s5ses yet4 ,,visitor--,oh1 t's all "r4 ,i only want to sell him ano!r c>4--,judge4 ,t fell[ is too slick = me4 ,sold me a lot t 0 two feet "u wat]4 ,i w5t ar\nd to dem& my money back4 ,get x8 ,get no?+6 ,!n he sold me a second-h& gasol9e laun* & a copy ( ',v5etian ,life1' by ,w4,d4 ,h[ells4 ,9 a small ,s\? ,c>ol9a t[n t 0 f9i%$ be=e ! w>1 two m5 7 play+ *eck]s 9 ! back ( a /ore4 ,a travel+ man :o 0 mak+ 8 fir/ trip to ! t[n 0 wat*+ ! game1 &1 n be+ acqua9t$ ) ! bus9ess me?ods ( ! citiz5s1 he call$ ! att5tion ( ! own] ( ! /ore to "s cu/om]s :o _h j ent]$ ! front door4 ,%6 ,%6 answ]$ ! /orekeep]1 mak+ ano!r move on ! *eck]bo>d4 ,keep p]fectly quiet & !y'll g out4 ,he :o f9ds he has some?+ to sell1 ,& goes & :isp]s x d[n a well1 ,is n s apt to coll> ! doll>s1 ,z he :o climbs a tree & holl]s4 --,! ,adv]tis] ,,saloons ,:]e c ,i get a dr9k 9 ?is t[n8 ask$ a travel+ man :o l&$ at a little t[n 9 ! oil region ( ,oklahoma1 ( ! 'bus driv]4 ,see t mill9]y %op ov] !re8 ask$ ! driv]1 po9t+ to a build+ ne> ! depot4 ,y don't mean to say !y sell :iskey 9 a mill9]y /ore8 exclaim$ ! drumm]4 ,no1 ,i mean t's ! only place "h !y don't sell x1 said ! 'bus man4 ,,salvation ,,willis--,"s ( ^! ri* fell[s seem to ?9k t !y c buy _! way into heav5 by leav+ a million doll>s to a *ur* :5 !y die4 ,,gillis--,i don't "k b t !y /& z mu* *ance z "s ( ^! o!r ri* fell[s :o are try+ to get 9 on ! in/alm5t plan ( t5 c5ts a ,sunday :ile !y're liv+4--,laur5 ,s4 ,hamilton4 ,an ,italian noble at *ur* "o day gave a prie/ :o begg$ = ! s\ls 9 purgatory1 a piece ( gold4 ,ah1 my "l1 said ! good fa!r1 y h n[ deliv]$ a s\l4 ,! c\nt ?rew ano!r piece ^u ! plate4 ,"h is ano!r s\l deliv]$1 said ! prie/4 ,are y positive ( x8 repli$ ! c\nt4 ,yes1 my "l1 repli$ ! prie/2 ,i am c]ta9 !y are n[ 9 heav54 ,!n1 said ! c\nt1 ,i'll take back my money1 = x signifies no?+ to y n[1 see+ ! s\ls h already got to heav54 ,an ,episcopal mission>y 9 ,wyom+ visit$ "o ( ! outly+ di/ricts 9 8 t]ritory = ! purpose ( conduct+ pray] 9 ! home ( a l>ge family n conspicu\s = its piety4 ,he made kn[n 8 int5tions to ! woman ( ! h\se1 & %e murmur$ vaguely t %e'd g out & see4 ,%e 0 long 9 return+1 & aft] a tiresome wait ! mission>y w5t to ! door & call$ ) "s impati5ce3 ,ar5't y com+ 98 ,don't y c>e any?+ ab\t y\r s\ls8 ,s\ls8 yell$ ! head ( ! family f ! or*>d4 ,we hav5't got "t to fool ) our s\ls :5 ! bees are sw>m9'4 ,edi? 0 light-he>t$ & m]ry ov] ev]y?+4 ,no?+ appeal$ to h] s]i\sly4 ,s1 "o day1 h] "m decid$ to invite a v s]i\s "y p>son to d9n]1 & he 0 plac$ next ! light-he>t$ girl4 ,ev]y?+ w5t well until %e ask$ him3 ,y speak ( ev]ybody hav+ a mission4 ,:at is y\rs8 ,my mission1 said ! p>son1 is to save "y m54 ,good1 repli$ ! girl1 ,i'm glad to meet y4 ,i wi% y'd save "o = me4 ,,sav+ ,take c>e ( ! p5nies & ! doll>s w be bl[n 9 by y\r heirs4--,puck4 ,d y save up money = a ra9y day1 de>8 ,oh1 no6 ,i nev] %op :5 x ra9s4 ,,johnny--,papa1 w\ld y be glad if ,i sav$ a doll> = y8 ,,papa--,c]ta9ly1 my son4 ,,johnny--,well1 ,i sav$ x = y1 all "r4 ,y said if ,i br\ght a fir/-class report f my tea*] ?is week y w\ld give me a doll>1 & ,i didn't br+ x4 ,accord+ to ! foll[+ /ory1 economy has its pa9s z well z its pleasures1 ev5 aft] ! sav+ is done4 ,"o spr+1 = "s reason1 old ,eli 0 go+ r\nd t[n ) ! face ( dissatisfaction1 &1 :5 que/ion$1 p\r$ =? 8 voluble tale ( woe ?us3 ,m>se ,geo'ge1 he come to me la/ fall an' he say1 ',eli1 dis gw9e t] be a h>d w9t]1 s yo' be ke]ful1 an' save yo' wages fas' an' tight4' ,an' ,i b'lieve ,m>se ,geo'ge1 yas1 sah1 ,i b'lieve him1 an' ,i save an' ,i save1 an' :5 de w9t] come x a9't got no h>d%ip1 an' d]e 0 ,i wid all dat money jes' fr[n on mah h&s6 ,rob]t de>1 said ! coy little maid5 to h] swee!>t1 ,i'm sure y love me2 b give me "s pro( ( x1 d>l+4 ,we c't m>ry on fifte5 doll>s a week1 y "k4 ,well1 :at d y want me to d8 said he1 ) a griev$ air4 ,:y1 save up a ?\s& doll>s1 & h x safe 9 ! bank1 & !n ,i'll m>ry y4 ,ab\t two mon?s lat] %e cuddl$ up close to him on ! s(a "o ev5+1 & said3 ,rob]t de>1 h y sav$ up t ?\s& yet8 ,:y1 no1 my love1 he repli$2 n all ( x4 ,h[ mu* h y sav$1 d>l+8 ,j two doll>s & ?irty-five c5ts1 de>4 ,oh1 well1 said ! sweet "y ?+ z %e snuggl$ a little clos]1 don't let's wait any long]1 d>l+4 ,i guess t'll d4--,r4,m4 ,w9ans4 ,see also ,economy2 ,?rift4 ,,sc&al ,an ill w9d t bl[s nobody good4 ,,s*ol>%ip ,!re is 9 ,wa%+ton an old gr\*' ^: son 0 graduat$ f ,yale4 ,:5 ! "y man came home at ! end ( 8 fir/ t]m1 he exult$ 9 ! fact t he /ood next to ! head ( 8 class4 ,b ! old g5tleman 0 n satisfi$4 ,next to ! head6 he exclaim$4 ,:at d y mean8 ,i'd l to "k :at y ?9k ,i'm s5d+ y to college =8 ,next to ! head6 ,:y ar5't y at ! head1 :]e y ought to be8 ,at ?is ! son 0 mu* cre/fall52 b ^u 8 return1 he w5t ab\t 8 "w ) su* ambition t at ! end ( ! t]m he f\nd himself 9 ! covet$ place4 ,:5 he w5t home t ye> he felt v pr\d4 ,x w\ld be great news = ! old man4 ,:5 ! ann\ncem5t 0 made1 ! fa!r contemplat$ 8 son = a few m9utes 9 sil5ce2 !n1 ) a %rug1 he rem>k$3 ,at ! head ( ! class1 eh8 ,well1 t's a f9e comm5t>y on ,yale ,univ]sity6--,h[>d ,morse4 ,well1 !re 7 only ?ree boys 9 s*ool to-day :o c\ld answ] "o "q t ! tea*] ask$ u1 said a pr\d boy ( eight4 ,& ,i hope my boy 0 "o ( ! ?ree1 said ! pr\d "m4 ,well1 ,i 01 answ]$ ,"y ,hopeful1 & ,sam ,h>ris & ,h>ry ,/one 7 ! o!r two4 ,i am v glad y prov$ y\rself s good a s*ol>1 my son2 x makes y\r "m pr\d ( y4 ,:at "q did ! tea*] ask1 ,johnnie8 ',:o broke ! glass 9 ! back w9d[8' ,sammy's "m 0 greatly di/ress$ because he _h su* poor m>ks 9 8 s*ool "w4 ,%e scold$1 coax$1 ev5 promis$ him a dime if he w\ld d bett]4 ,! next day he came runn+ home4 ,oh1 "m1 he %\t$1 ,i got a hundr$6 ,& :at did y get a hundr$ 98 ,9 two ?+s1 repli$ ,sammy )\t hesitation4 ,i got =ty 9 read9' & sixty 9 spell9'4 ,:o ceases to be a /ud5t has nev] be5 "o4--,george ,iles4 ,see also ,college /ud5ts4 ,,s*ools ,mamma1 compla9$ little ,elsie1 ,i don't feel v well4 ,t's too bad1 de>1 said "m sympa!tically4 ,:]e d y feel wor/8 ,9 s*ool1 mamma4 ,,sci5tific ,,managem5t ,! late ,sylvanus ,mill]1 civil eng9e]1 :o 0 engag$ 9 railroad ent]prise 9 ,c5tral ,am]ica1 0 seek+ local support = a road & attempt$ to give ! matt] po9t4 ,he ask$ a native3 ,h[ long does x take y to c>ry y\r goods to m>ket by muleback8 ,?ree days1 0 ! reply4 ,!re's ! po9t1 said ,mill]4 ,) our road 9 op]ation y c\ld take y\r goods to m>ket & be back home 9 "o day4 ,v good1 s5or1 answ]$ ! native4 ,b :at w\ld we d ) ! o!r two days8 ,a visitor f ,new ,york to ! suburbs said to 8 ho/ dur+ ! aft]noon3 ,by ! way1 y\r front gate ne$s repair+4 ,x 0 all ,i c\ld d to get x op54 ,y ought to h x trimm$ or greas$ or some?+4 ,oh1 no1 repli$ ! own] ,oh1 no1 t's all "r4 ,:y is x8 ask$ ! visitor4 ,because1 0 ! reply1 e "o :o comes ?r\gh t gate pumps two buckets ( wat] into ! tank on ! ro(4 ,,scot*1 ,,! ,a ,scotsman is "o :o prays on 8 knees on ,sunday & preys on 8 neighbors on week days4 ,x be+ ! s\!rn]'s turn1 he told ab\t a c\nty 9 ,miss\ri s divid$ 9 s5tim5t t ye> aft] ye> ! vote ( a s+le man prohibits ! sale ( liquor !re4 ,& :at1 he ask$1 d y suppose is ! "n ( ! *ap :o keeps a :ole c\nty dry8 ,nobody _h an idea4 ,mack9to%1 z ,i'm alive6 decl>$ ! s\!rn]4 ,ev]ybody laugh$ except ! ,engli%man4 ,x's j l a ,scotsman to be s ob/9ate6 he sniff$1 & 0 mu* a/oni%$ :5 ! re/ ( ! p>ty laugh$ m ?an ev]4 ,a ,scotti% m9i/]1 tak+ 8 walk e>ly 9 ! morn+1 f\nd "o ( 8 p>i%ion]s recumb5t 9 a dit*4 ,:]e hae y be5 ! ni*t1 ,&rew8 ask$ ! m9i/]4 ,weel1 ,i d9na ri*tly k51 answ]$ ! pro/rate "o1 :e!r x 0 a w$d+' or a fun]al1 b :i*ev] x 0 x 0 a mo/ extraord9>y success4 ,see also ,?rift4 ,,seasickness ,a ,philadelphian1 on 8 way to ,europe1 0 exp]i5c+ seasickness = ! fir/ "t4 ,call+ 8 wife to 8 b$side1 he said 9 a weak voice3 ,j5nie1 my w is 9 ! ,comm]cial ,tru/ ,company's c>e4 ,ev]y?+ is left to y1 de>4 ,my v>i\s /ocks y w f9d 9 my safe-deposit box4 ,!n he said f]v5tly3 ,&1 ,j5ny1 bury me on ! o!r side4 ,i c't /& ?is trip aga91 alive or dead4--,joe ,k+4 ,motto = ! d9+ saloon ( an ocean /eam%ip3 ,man wants b little "h bel[1 nor wants t little long4 ,on ! /eam] ! little bride 0 v mu* conc]n$ ab\t h] husb&1 :o 0 tr\bl$ ) dyspepsia4 ,my husb& is peculi>ly liable to seasickness1 ,capta91 rem>k$ ! bride4 ,c\ld y tell him :at to d 9 case ( an attack8 ,t won't be necess>y1 ,madam1 repli$ ! ,capta92 he'll d x4 ,a cl]gyman :o 0 hold+ a *ildr5's s]vice at a ,cont95tal w9t] resort _h occasion to cate*ize 8 he>]s on ! p>able1 ( ! unju/ /ew>d4 ,:at is a /ew>d8 he ask$4 ,a little boy :o _h arriv$ f ,engl& a few days be=e held up 8 h&4 ,he is a man1 sir1 he repli$1 ) a rem9isc5t look on 8 face1 :o br+s y a bas94 ,! fir/ day out 0 p]fectly lovely1 said ! "y lady j back f abroad4 ,! wat] 0 z smoo? z glass1 & x 0 simply gorge\s4 ,b ! second day 0 r\gh &--er--decid$ly disgorge\s4 ,! great ocean l9] roll$ & pit*$4 ,h5ry1 falt]$ ! "y bride1 d y /ill love me8 ,m ?an ev]1 d>l+6 0 ,h5ry's f]v5t answ]4 ,!n !re 0 an eloqu5t sil5ce4 ,h5ry1 %e gasp$1 turn+ h] pale1 gha/ly face away1 ,i ?\ght t w\ld make me feel bett]1 b x doesn't6 ,!re 0 a "y man f ,o/5d1 ,:o v[$ he'd hold out to ! end2 ,b :5 half way ov] ,f ,calais to ,dov]1 ,he did :at he didn't int5d4 ,,seasons ,!re 0 a "y fell[ nam$ ,hall1 ,:o fell 9 ! spr+ 9 ! fall2 ',tw\ld h be5 a sad ?+ ,if he'd di$ 9 ! spr+1 ,b he didn't--he di$ 9 ! fall4 ,,s5ators ,a ,s5ator is v (t5 a man :o has ris5 f obscurity to some?+ worse4 ,y h be5 conspicu\s 9 ! halls ( legislation1 h y n8 said ! "y woman :o asks all sorts ( que/ions4 ,yes1 miss1 answ]$ ,s5ator ,sorghum1 bl&ly2 ,i ?9k ,i h p>ticipat$ 9 "s ( ! ri*e/ hauls t legislation ev] made4 ,an aviator alight$ on a field & said to a r well-dress$ individual3 ,"h1 m9d my ma*9e a m9ute1 w y8 ,:at8 ! well-dress$ individual sn>l$4 ,me m9d y\r ma*9e8 ,:y1 ,i'm a ,unit$ ,/ates ,s5ator6 ,well1 :at ( x8 said ! aviator4 ,i'll tru/ y4 ,,s5se ,,( ,,humor ,:at ( 8 s5se ( humor8 ,well1 he has to see a joke twice be=e he sees x once4 --,ri*>d ,kirk4 ,a s5se ( humor is a help & a bless+ ?r\gh life1 says ,re> ,admiral ,buhl]4 ,b ev5 a s5se ( humor may exi/ 9 excess4 ,i h 9 m9d ! case ( a ,briti% soldi] :o 0 s5t5c$ to be flogg$4 ,dur+ ! flogg+ he laugh$ cont9ually4 ,! h>d] ! la% 0 laid on1 ! h>d] ! soldi] laugh$4 ',wot's s funny ab\t be9' flogg$8' dem&$ ! s]geant4 ',:y1' ! soldi] *uckl$1 ',i'm ! wrong man4' ,m>k ,twa9 once approa*$ a fri5d1 a bus9ess man1 & confid$ to him t he ne$$ ! assi/ance ( a /5ograph]4 ,i c s5d y "o1 a f9e "y fell[1 ! fri5d said1 ,he came to my (fice ye/]day 9 se>* ( a position1 b ,i didn't h an op5+4 ,has he a s5se ( humor8 ,m>k ask$ cauti\sly4 ,a s5se ( humor8 ,he has--9 fact1 he got (f "o or two pretty witty ?+s himself ye/]day1 ! fri5d ha/5$ to assure him4 ,sorry1 b he won't d1 !n1 ,m>k said4 ,won't d8 ,:y8 ,no1 said ,m>k4 ,i _h "o once be=e ) a s5se ( humor1 & x int]f]$ too mu* ) ! "w4 ,i _c af=d to pay a man two doll>s a day = laugh+4 ,! p]ception ( ! ludicr\s is a pl$ge ( sanity4--,em]son4 ,,s5tries ,see ,armies4 ,,s]mons ,see ,prea*+4 ,,s]vants ,,tommy--,pop1 :at is x t ! ,bible says is "h to-day & gone to-morr[8 ,,pop--,probably ! cook1 my son4 ,z usual1 !y began discuss+ ! play aft] ! !at]4 ,well1 h[ did y l ! piece1 my de>8 ask$ ! fond husb& :o _h always f\nd 8 wife a good critic4 ,v mu*4 ,!re's only "o improbable ?+ 9 x3 ! second act takes place two ye>s aft] ! fir/1 & !y h ! same s]vant4 ,,smi?--,we are c]ta9ly 9 luck ) our new cook--s\p1 meat1 vegetables & dess]t1 ev]y?+ p]fect6 ,,mrs4 ,s4--,yes1 b ! dess]t 0 made by h] successor4 ,,! ,,new ,,girl--,an' may me int5d$ visit me e ,sunday aft]noon1 ma'am8 ,,mi/ress--,:o is y\r int5d$1 ,delia8 ,,! ,,new ,,girl--,i don't "k yet1 ma'am4 ,i'm a /rang] 9 t[n4 ,& d y h to be call$ 9 ! morn+8 ask$ ! lady :o 0 ab\t to engage a new girl4 ,i don't has to be1 mum1 repli$ ! applicant1 unless y happ5s to ne$ me4 ,a maid dropp$ & broke a beautiful platt] at a d9n] rec5tly4 ,! ho/ did n p]mit a trifle l ?is to ruffle him 9 ! lea/4 ,^! little accid5ts happ5 'mo/ e day1 he said apologetically4 ,y see1 %e isn't a tra9$ waitress4 ,%e 0 a dairymaid orig9ally1 b %e _h to ab&on t occupation on acc\nt ( h] inability to h&le ! c[s )\t break+ _! horns4 ,"y h\sewives oblig$ to practice /rict economy w sympa?ize ) ! sad exp]i5ce ( a ,wa%+ton woman4 ,:5 h] husb& return$ home "o ev5+ he f\nd h] dissolv$ 9 te>s1 & c>eful que/ion+ elicit$ ! reason = h] grief4 ,dan1 said %e1 e day ?is week ,i h /opp$ to look at a p]fect love ( a hat 9 ,mme4 ,l\ise's w9d[4 ,su* a hat1 ,dan1 su* a beautiful hat6 ,b ! price--well1 ,i want$ x ! wor/ way1 b j c\ldn't af=d to buy x4 ,well1 de>1 began ! husb& recklessly1 we might manage to-- ,?ank y1 ,dan1 int]rupt$ ! wife1 b !re isn't any 'might' ab\t x4 ,i paid ! cook ?is noon1 & :at d y ?9k8 ,%e m>*$ "r d[n h]self & b\ght t hat6--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,x is probable t _m que5s ( ! kit*5 %>e ! s5tim5t good-natur$ly express$ by a ,sc&9avian s]vant1 rec5tly tak5 into ! s]vice ( a "y matron ( ,*icago4 ,! y\?ful assum] ( h\sehold c>es 0 dispos$ to be a trifle patroniz+4 ,n[1 ,l5a1 %e ask$ e>ne/ly1 are y a good cook8 ,ya-z1 'm1 ,i tank s1 said ! girl1 ) p]fect naivet1 if y vill n try to help me4--,elg9 ,burr\ghs4 ,h y a good cook n[8 ,i don't "k4 ,i hav5't be5 home s9ce breakfa/6 ,,mrs4 ,,littlet[n--,?is magaz9e looks r ! worse = we>4 ,,mrs4 ,,ne>t[n--,yes1 x's ! "o ,i sometimes l5d to ! s]vant on ,sundays4 ,,mrs4 ,,littlet[n--,doesn't %e get tir$ ( always read+ ! same "o8 ,,mrs4 ,,ne>t[n--,oh1 no4 ,y see1 x's ! same book1 b x's always a diff]5t s]vant4--,suburban ,life4 ,,mrs4 ,,h\s5 ,,hohm--,:at is y\r "n8 ,,applicant ,,= ,,cook%ip--,miss ,arl+ton4 ,,mrs4 ,,h\s5 ,,hohm--,d y expect to be call$ ,miss ,arl+ton8 ,,applicant---,no1 ma'am2 n if y h an al>m clock 9 my room4 ,,mi/ress--,nora1 ,i saw a policeman 9 ! p>k to-day kiss a baby4 ,i hope y w rememb] my objection to su* ?+s4 ,,nora--,sure1 ma'am1 no policeman w\ld ev] ?9k iv kiss9' y] baby :9 ,i'm ar\nd4 ,see also ,gratitude2 ,recomm5dations4 ,,%opp+ ,,cl]k--,c y let me (f to-morr[ aft]noon8 ,my wife wants me to g %opp+ ) h]4 ,,employ]--,c]ta9ly n4 ,we are mu* too busy4 ,,cl]k--,?ank y v mu*1 sir4 ,y are v k9d6 ,,%yness ,! late lan ,macl>5 7,dr4 ,john ,watson7 once told ?is /ory on himself to "s fri5ds3 ,i 0 com+ ov] on ! /eam] to ,am]ica1 :5 "o day ,i w5t into ! libr>y to d "s lit]>y "w4 ,i 0 v busy & look$ s1 ,i suppose4 ,i _h no soon] />t$ to write ?an a diffid5t-look+ "y man plump$ into ! *air opposite me1 began twirl+ 8 cap & />$ at me4 ,i let him sit !re4 ,an h\r or m pass$1 & he 0 /ill !re1 return+ my occasional & disc\rag+ glances at him ) a fooli%1 +ratiat+ smile4 ,i 0 incl9$ to be annoy$4 ,i _h a suspicion t he 0 a read] ( my books1 p]haps an admir]--or an autograph-hunt]4 ,he c\ld wait4 ,b at la/ he rose1 & /ill twirl+ 8 cap1 he spoke3 ',excuse me1 ,doctor ,watson2 ,i'm gett+ dea?ly sick 9 "h & ,i'm real sorry to di/urb y1 b ,i ?\ght y'd l to "k t j z soon z y left h] ,mrs4 ,watson fell d[n ! companionway /airs1 & ,i guess %e hurt h]self pretty badly4' ,,signs ,:5 ! late ,s5ator ,wolcott fir/ w5t to ,colorado he & 8 bro!r op5$ a law (fice at ,idaho ,spr+s "u ! firm "n ( ,ed4 ,wolcott ,bro4 ,lat] ! p>tn]%ip 0 dissolv$4 ,! future s5ator pack$ 8 few assets1 includ+ ! sign t _h hung outside ( 8 (fice1 ^u a burro & />t$ = ,georget[n1 a m9+ t[n f>!r up 9 ! hills4 ,^u 8 arrival he 0 greet$ by a cr[d ( m9]s :o critically survey$ him & 8 outfit4 ,"o ( !m1 look+ fir/ at ! sign t hung ov] ! pack1 !n at ,wolcott1 & f9ally at ! donkey1 v5tur$3 ,say1 /rang]1 :i* ( y is ,ed8 ,buck ,kilgore1 ( ,texas1 :o once kick$ op5 ! door ( ! ,h\se ( ,repres5tatives :5 ,speak] ,re$ _h all doors lock$ to prev5t ! m9ority f leav+ ! floor & ?us escap+ a vote1 0 not$ = 8 indiff]5ce to =ms & rules4 ,speak] ,re$1 annoy$ by memb]s br++ light$ cig>s ^u ! floor ( ! ,h\se j be=e op5+ "t1 _h signs conspicu\sly po/$ z foll[s3 ,no smok+ on ! floor ( ! ,h\se4 ,"o day j be=e conv5+ ! ,h\se 8 eagle eye detect$ ,kilgore non*alantly puff+ away at a fat cig>4 ,call+ a page1 he told him to give 8 complim5ts to ! g5tleman f ,texas & ask him if he _h n se5 ! signs4 ,aft] a :ile ! page return$ & seat$ himself )\t report+ to ! ,speak]1 & ,mr4 ,re$ 0 irritat$ to see ! g5tleman f ,texas cont9ue 8 smoke4 ,) a fr[n he summon$ ! page & ask$3 ,did y tell ! g5tleman f ,texas :at ,i said8 ,i did1 repli$ ! page4 ,:at did he say8 ask$ ,re$4 ,well--er1 /amm]$ ! page1 he said to give 8 complim5ts to y & tell y he did n believe 9 signs4 ,,sil5ce ,a conv]sation ) an ,engli%man4--,he9e4 ,,ball-,:at is sil5ce8 ,,hall-,! college yell ( ! s*ool ( exp]i5ce4 ,! o!r day ^u ! l9ks a di/+ui%$ cl]gyman 0 play+ a closely conte/$ game ( golf4 ,he c>efully te$ up 8 ball & address$ x ) ! mo/ aprov$ grace2 he rais$ 8 driv] & hit ! ball a trem5d\s clip1 b in/ead ( so>+ into ! azure x p]v]sely w5t ab\t twelve feet to ! "r & !n buzz$ ar\nd 9 a circle4 ,! cl]ical g5tleman fr[n$1 sc[l$1 purs$ up 8 m\? & bit 8 lips1 b said no?+1 & a fri5d :o /ood by him said3 ,doctor1 t is ! mo/ pr(ane sil5ce ,i ev] witness$4 ,,s9 ,man-l is x to fall into s91 ,fi5d-l is x to dwell !re91 ,*ri/-l is x = s9 to grieve1 ,god-l is x all s9 to leave4 --,fri$ri* von ,logan4 ,n[1 said ! cl]gyman to ! ,sunday-s*ool class1 c any ( y tell me :at are s9s ( omission8 ,yes1 sir1 said ! small boy4 ,!y are ! s9s we ought to h done & hav5't4 ,,s+]s ,z ! celebrat$ soprano began to s+1 little ,johnnie became greatly ex]cis$ ov] ! ge/iculations ( ! or*e/ra conductor4 ,:at's t man %ak+ 8 /ick at h] =8 he dem&$ indignantly4 ,%-h6 ,he's n %ak+ 8 /ick at h]4 ,b ,johnny 0 n conv9c$4 ,!n :at 9 ?und]'s %e holl]+ =8 ,a visit+ cl]gyman 0 occupy+ a pulpit 9 ,/4 ,l\is "o ,sunday :5 x 0 ! turn ( ! bass to s+ a solo1 :i* he did v badly1 to ! annoyance ( ! prea*]1 a lov] ( music4 ,:5 ! s+] fell back 9 8 seat1 r$ ( face & exhau/$1 ! cl]gyman arose1 plac$ 8 h&s on ! unop5$ ,bible1 delib]ately survey$ ! faces ( ! congregation1 & ann\nc$ ! text3 ,& ! w9d ceas$ & !re 0 a great calm4 ,x wasn't ! text he _h *os51 b x fitt$ 8 s]mon z well z ! occasion4 ,"o cold1 wet1 & w9dy night he came ^u a negro %iv]+ 9 ! doorway ( an ,atlanta /ore4 ,wond]+ :at ! d>ky c\ld be do+1 /&+ on a cold1 wet night 9 su* a draughty position1 ! proprietor ( ! %op said3 ,jim1 :at are y do+ "h8 ',s5se me1 sir1 said ,jim1 b ,i'm gw9e to s+ bass tomorr[ morn9' at *ur*1 an' ,i am try9' to ket* a cold4--,h[>d ,morse4 ,! man :o s+s all day at "w is a happy man4 ,yes1 b h[ ab\t ! man :o works & has to li/5 to him8 ,miss ,jeanette ,gild] 0 "o ( ! ard5t en?usia/s at ! debut ( ,tetrazz9i4 ,aft] ! fir/ act %e ru%$ to ! back ( ! h\se to greet "o ( h] fri5ds4 ,don't y ?9k %e is a wond]8 %e ask$ excit$ly4 ,%e is a great s+] unque/ionably1 respond$ h] m phlegmatic fri5d1 b ! regi/]s ( h] voice are n s ev5 z1 = in/ance1 ,melba's4 ,oh1 bo!r ,melba1 said ,miss ,gild]4 ,tetrazz9i gives inf9itely m heat f h] regi/]s4 ,at a c]ta9 ,scotti% d9n] x 0 f\nd t e "o _h contribut$ to ! ev5+'s ent]ta9m5t b a c]ta9 ,doctor ,mac,donald4 ,come1 come1 ,doctor ,mac,donald1 said ! *airman1 we _c let y escape4 ,! doctor prote/$ t he c\ld n s+4 ,my voice is altoge!r unmusical1 & resembles ! s\nd caus$ by ! act ( rubb+ a brick along ! panels ( a door4 ,! company attribut$ ?is to ! doctor's mode/y4 ,good s+]s1 he 0 rem9d$1 always ne$$ a lot ( press+4 ,v well1 said ! doctor1 if y c /& x ,i w s+4 ,long be=e he _h f9i%$ 8 audi5ce 0 uneasy4 ,!re 0 a pa9ful sil5ce z ! doctor sat d[n1 brok5 at l5g? by ! voice ( a braw ,scot at ! end ( ! table4 ,mon1 he exclaim$1 y\r s+9's no up to mu*1 b y\r v]acity's j awful4 ,y're ri*t aboot t brick4 ,%e smiles1 my d>l+ smiles1 & all ,! _w is fill$ ) light2 ,%e laughs--'tis l ! bird's sweet call1 ,9 mead[s fair & bright4 ,%e weeps--! _w is cold & gray1 ,ra9-cl\ds %ut out ! view2 ,%e s+s--,i s(tly /eal away ,& wait till %e gets ?r\gh4 ,god s5t 8 s+]s ^u e>? ,) songs ( gladness & ( mir?1 ,t !y might t\* ! he>ts ( m51 ,& br+ !m back to heav5 aga94 --,longfell[4 ,,skat+ ,a "y lady ent]$ a cr[d$ c> ) a pair ( skates slung ov] h] arm4 ,an eld]ly g5tleman arose to give h] 8 seat4 ,?ank y v mu*1 sir1 %e said1 b ,i've be5 skat+ all aft]noon1 & ,i'm tir$ ( sitt+ d[n4 ,,sky-,,scrap]s ,see ,build+s4 ,,sleep ,rec5tly a fri5d :o _h he>d t ,i sometimes suff] f insomnia told me ( a sure cure4 ,eat a p9t ( peanuts & dr9k two or ?ree glasses ( milk be=e go+ to b$1 said he1 & ,i'll w>rant y'll be asleep )9 half an h\r4 ,i did z he sugge/$1 & n[ = ! b5efit ( o!rs :o may be afflict$ ) insomnia1 ,i feel x my duty to report :at happ5$1 s f> z ,i am able to recall ! details4 ,fir/1 let me say my fri5d 0 "r4 ,i did g to sleep v soon aft] my retirem5t4 ,!n a fri5d ) 8 head "u 8 arm came along & ask$ me if ,i want$ to buy 8 feet4 ,i 0 negotiat+ ) him1 :5 ! dragon on :i* ,i 0 rid+ slipp$ out ( 8 sk9 & left me float+ 9 mid-air4 ,:ile ,i 0 consid]+ h[ ,i %\ld get d[n1 a bull ) two heads pe]$ ov] ! edge ( ! wall & said he w\ld haul me up if ,i w\ld fir/ climb up & rig a w9dlass = him4 ,s z ,i 0 slid+ d[n ! m\nta9side ! brakeman came 91 & ,i ask$ him :5 ! tra9 w\ld rea* my /ation4 ,we pass$ y\r /ation f\r hundr$ ye>s ago1 he said1 calmly fold+ ! tra9 up & slipp+ x into 8 ve/ pocket4 ,at ?is juncture ! cl[n b\nd$ into ! r+ & pull$ ! c5t]-pole out ( ! gr\nd1 lift+ ! t5t & all ! p 9 x up1 up1 :ile ,i /ood on ! e>? bel[ wat*+ myself g out ( sight among ! cl\ds above4 ,!n ,i awoke1 & f\nd ,i _h be5 asleep almo/ t5 m9utes4--,! ,good ,heal? ,cl9ic4 ,,smiles ,!re 0 a "y lady ( ,nig]1 ,:o w5t = a ride on a tig]2 ,!y return$ f ! ride ,) ! lady inside1 ,& a smile on ! face ( ! tig]4 --,gilb]t ,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,,smok+ ,a woman is only a woman1 b a good cig> is a smoke4--,rudy>d ,kipl+4 ,,aunt ,,m>y--7horrifi$7 ,good graci\s4 ,h>old1 :at w\ld y\r "m say if %e saw y smok+ cig>ets8 ,,h>old 7calmly7--,%e'd h a fit4 ,!y're h] cig>ets4 ,an ,iri% soldi] on s5try duty _h ord]s to all[ no "o to smoke ne> 8 po/4 ,an (fic] ) a light$ cig> approa*$ :]eupon ,pat boldly *all5g$ him & ord]$ him to put x out at once4 ,! (fic] ) a ge/ure ( disgu/ ?rew away 8 cig>1 b no soon] 0 8 back turn$ ?an ,pat pick$ x up & quietly retir$ to ! s5try box4 ,! (fic] happ5+ to look ar\nd1 obs]v$ a beautiful cl\d ( smoke issu+ f ! box4 ,he at once *all5g$ ,pat = smok+ on duty4 ,smok+1 is x1 sor8 ,b$ad1 & ,i'm only keep+ x lit to %[ ! corporal :5 he comes z evid5ce ag9 y4 ,,sneez+ ,:ile campaign+ 9 ,i[a ,speak] ,cannon 0 once inveigl$ into visit+ ! public s*ools ( a t[n :]e he 0 bill$ to speak4 ,9 "o ( ! l[] grades an ambiti\s tea*] call$ ^u a y\?ful ,demo/h5es to ent]ta9 ! di/+ui%$ visitor ) an exhibition ( amateur oratory4 ,! selection attempt$ 0 ,byron's ,battle ( ,wat]loo1 & j z ! boy rea*$ ! end ( ! fir/ p>agraph ,speak] ,cannon gave v5t to a viol5t sneeze4 ,b1 hu%6 h>k6 declaim$ ! y\ng/]2 a deep s\nd /rikes l a ris+ knell6 ,did ye n he> x8 ,! visitors smil$ & a mom5t lat] ! second sneeze--:i* ! ,speak] 0 va9ly try+ to hold back--came ) increas$ viol5ce4 ,b1 h>k6 bawl$ ! boy1 t heavy s\nd breaks 9 once m1 & ne>]1 cle>]1 deadli] ?an be=e6 ,arm6 arm6 x is--x is--! cannon's op5+ ro>6 ,?is 0 too mu*1 & ! laugh t broke f ! p>ty swell$ to a ro> :5 ,uncle ,joe *uckl$3 ,put up y\t weapons1 *ildr52 ,i won't %oot any m4 ,,snobb]y ,snobb]y is ! pride ( ^? :o are n sure ( _! position4 ,,snor+ ,snore--,an unfavorable report f headqu>t]s4--,fooli% ,diction>y4 ,,sociali/s ,among ! /ories told ( ! late ,b>on de ,ro?s*ild is "o :i* details h[ a *ange ( he>t once came to 8 valet--an excell5t fell[1 albeit a viol5t r$4 ,alphonse 0 z good a s]vant z "o w\ld wi% to employ1 & z 8 socialism nev] got f>!r ?an att5d+ a weekly meet+1 ! b>on nev] object$ to 8 political fai?4 ,aft] a few mon?s ( ^! p]missions to abs5t himself f duty1 8 employ] notic$ "o week t he did n ask to g4 ,! b>on ?\ght ,alphonse might h =gott5 ! night1 b :5 ! next week he /ay$ at home1 he inquir$ :at 0 up4 ,sir1 said ! valet1 ) ! utmo/ dignity1 "s ( my =m] colleagues h work$ out a calculation t if all ! weal? 9 ,france 7 divid$ equally p] capita1 ea* individual w\ld be ! possessor ( two ?\s& francs4 ,!n he /opp$ z if t told ! :ole /ory1 s said ! b>on1 ,:at ( t8 ,sir1 came back f ! enlight5$ ,alphonse1 ,i h five ?\s& francs n[4--,w>wick ,james ,price4 ,,society ,sm>t ,society is made up ( ! worldly1 ! fle%y1 & ! devili%4--,h>old ,melb\rne4 ,:at are h] days at home8 ,oh1 a society lead] has no days at home anymore4 ,n[adays %e has h] telephone h\rs4 ,society consi/s ( two classes1 ! upp] & ! l[]4 ,! latt] cultivates ! dignity ( labor1 ! =m] ! labor ( dignity4--,pun*4 ,!re 0 a "y p]son call$ ,sm>ty1 ,:o s5t out 8 c>ds = a p>ty2 ,s exclusive & few ,7 ! fri5ds t he knew ,t no "o 0 pres5t b ,sm>ty4 ,,solecisms ,a ,new ,york firm rec5tly hung ! foll[+ sign at ! entrance ( a l>ge build+3 ,want$3 ,sixty girls to sew buttons on ! six? floor4 ,report]s are oblig$ to write _! descriptions ( accid5ts ha/ily & (t5 f meag] data1 & 9 ! attempt to make !m vivid !y sometimes make !m ridicul\s2 = example1 a ,new ,york ,city pap] a few days ago1 9 describ+ a collision betwe5 a tra9 & a motor bus1 said3 ,! tra91 too1 0 fill$ ) pass5g]s4 ,_! %rieks m+l$ ) ! cries ( ! dead & ! dy+ ( ! bus6 ,,sons ,i ?\ght y\r fa!r look$ v h&some ) 8 gray hairs4 ,yes1 de> old *ap4 ,i gave him ^?4 ,,s\v5irs ,a fri5d ( m9e1 travel+ 9 ,irel&1 /opp$ = a dr9k ( milk at a :ite cottage ) a ?at*$ ro(1 &1 z he sipp$ 8 refre%m5t1 he not$1 on a c5t] table "u a glass dome1 a brick ) a fad$ rose ^u ! top ( x4 ',:y d y *]i% 9 ?is way1' my fri5d said to 8 ho/1 't common brick & t dead rose8' ',%ure1 sir1' 0 ! reply1 '!re's c]ta9 memories atta*9' to !m4 ,d ye see ?is big d5t 9 my head8 ,well1 x 0 made by t brick4' ',b ! rose8' said my fri5d4 ,8 ho/ smil$ quietly4 ',! rose1' he expla9$1 'is (f ! grave ( ! man t ?rew ! brick4' ,,speculation ,!re are two times 9 a man's life :5 he %\ld n speculate3 :5 he c't af=d x1 & :5 he c4--,m>k ,twa94 ,,spe$ ,i always said old ,cornelius ,husk 0 sl[1 said "o ,quag man to ano!r4 ,:y1 :at's he be5 do9' n[8 ! o!r ask$4 ,got himself run ov] by a he>se6 ,s y he>d ! bullet :iz pa/ y8 ask$ ! lawy] ( ! d>ky4 ,yes1 sah1 he>d x twict4 ,h['s t8 ,he>d x :iz :5 x pass$ me1 & he>d x aga9 :5 ,i pass$ x4 ,a ne> race riot happ5$ 9 a s\!rn t[n4 ,! negroes ga!r$ 9 "o cr[d & ! :ites 9 ano!r4 ,! :ites fir$ _! revolv]s into ! air1 & ! negroes took to _! heels4 ,next day a plantation own] said to "o ( 8 m53 ,sam1 7 y 9 t cr[d t ga!r$ la/ night8 ,yassir4 ,did y run l ! w9d1 ,sam8 ,no1 sir4 ,i didn't run l ! w9d1'de$ ,i didn't4 ,b ,i pass$ two nigg]s t 0 runn+ l ! w9d4 ,a gue/ 9 a ,c9c9nati hotel 0 %ot & kill$4 ,! negro port] :o he>d ! %oot+ 0 a witness at ! trial4 ,h[ _m %ots did y he>8 ask$ ! lawy]4 ,two %ots1 sah1 he repli$4 ,h[ f> ap>t 7 !y8 ',b\t l dis way1 expla9$ ! negro1 clapp+ 8 h&s ) an int]val ( ab\t a second betwe5 claps4 ,:]e 7 y :5 ! fir/ %ot 0 fir$8 ,%99' a gemman's %oe 9 ! basem5t ( de hotel4 ,:]e 7 y :5 ! second %ot 0 fir$8 ,ah 0 pass9' de ,big ,fo' depot4 ,,sp9/]s ,is !re anyone pres5t :o wi%es ! pray]s ( ! congregation = a relative or fri5d8 asks ! m9i/]4 ,i d1 says ! angul> lady aris+ f ! re> pew4 ,i want ! congregation to pray = my husb&4 ,:y1 si/] ,abigail6 replies ! m9i/]4 ,y h no husb& z yet4 ,yes1 b ,i want y all to pit* 9 an' pray = "o = me6 ,"s "t ago ! wife ( an assis/ant /ate (fic] gave a p>ty to a lot ( old maids ( h] t[n4 ,%e ask$ ea* "o to br+ a photograph ( ! man :o _h tri$ to woo & w$ h]4 ,ea* ( ! old maids br\ght a photograph & !y 7 all pictures ( ! same man1 ! ho/ess's husb&4 ,maude ,adams 0 "o day discuss+ ) h] old negro mammy ! approa*+ m>riage ( a fri5d4 ,:5 is y gw9e to git m>ri$1 ,miss ,maudie8 ask$ ! mammy1 :o took a deep int]e/ 9 h] tal5t$ "y mi/ress4 ,i don't "k1 mammy1 answ]$ ! />4 ,i don't ?9k ,i'll ev] get m>ri$4 ,well1 sigh$ mammy1 9 an attempt to be philosophical1 !y d say ole maids is ! happies' k9d aft] !y quits /ruggl9'4 ,"h's to ! ,ba*elor1 s lonely & gay1 ,= x's n 8 fault1 he 0 born t way2 ,& "h's to ! ,sp9/]1 s lonely & good2 ,= x's n h] fault1 %e ha? done :at %e c\ld4 ,an old maid on ! w9try side ( fifty1 he>+ ( ! m>riage ( a pretty "y lady1 h] fri5d1 obs]v$ ) a deep & s5tim5tal sigh3 ,well1 ,i suppose x is :at we mu/ all come to4 ,a fam\s sp9/]1 kn[n ?r\gh\t ! c\ntry = h] *>ities1 0 ent]ta9+ a numb] ( little girls f a *>itable in/itution4 ,aft] ! lun*eon1 ! *ildr5 7 %[n ?r\gh ! place1 9 ord] t !y might enjoy ! _m beautiful ?+s x conta9$4 ,?is1 said ! sp9/]1 indicat+ a /atue1 is ,m9]va4 ,0 ,m9]va m>ri$8 ask$ "o ( ! little girls4 ,no1 my *ild1 said ! sp9/]1 ) a smile2 ,m9]va 0 ! ,goddess ( ,wisdom4--,e4,t4 ,!re once 0 a lonesome1 lorn sp9/]1 ,& luck _h = ye>s be5 ag'in/ h]2 ,:5 a man came to burgle ,%e %riek$1 ) a gurgle1 ,/op ?ief1 :ile ,i call 9 a m9'/]6 ,,spite ,?9k twice be=e y speak1 & !n y may be able to say some?+ m aggravit+ ?an if y spoke "r out at once4 ,a man _h = ye>s employ$ a /eady ,g]man workman4 ,"o day ,jake came to him & ask$ to be excus$ f "w ! next day4 ,c]ta9ly1 ,jake1 beam$ ! employ]4 ,:at are y go+ to d8 ,vall1 said ,jake sl[ly4 ,i t9k ,i mu/ g by me9 wife's fun]al4 ,%e dies ye/]day4 ,aft] ! lapse ( a few weeks ,jake aga9 approa*$ 8 boss = a day (f4 ,all "r1 ,jake1 b :at are y go+ to d ?is "t8 ,ab]1 said ,jake1 ,i g to make me1 mit me9 frule91 a w$d+4 ,:at8 ,s soon8 ,:y1 x's only be5 ?ree weeks s9ce y buri$ y\r wife4 ,a*6 repli$ ,jake1 ,i don't hold spite long4 ,,spr+ ,9 ! spr+ ! h\semaid's fancy ,lightly turns f pot & pan ,to ! great] necromancy ,( a "y unm>ri$ man4 ,y c hold h] ?r\gh ! w9t]1 ,& %e'll "w ar\nd & s+1 ,b x's j z good z c]ta9 ,%e w m>ry 9 ! spr+4 ,x is easy en\gh to look pleasant1 ,:5 ! spr+ comes along ) a ru%2 ,b ! fell[ wor?-:ile ,is ! "o :o c smile ,:5 he slips & sits d[n 9 ! slu%4 --,leslie ,van ,e4 ,,/amm]+ ,"o ( ! u%]s approa*$ a man :o appe>$ to be annoy+ ^? ab\t him4 ,don't y l ! %[8 ,yes1 inde$6 ,!n :y d y p]si/ 9 hiss+ ! p]=m]s8 ,:y1 m-man alive1 ,i w-0-n't h-hiss+6 ,i w-0 s-s-im-ply s-s-s-say+ to ,s-s-s-sammie t ! s-s-s-s++ is s-s-s-sup]b4 ,a man :o /utt]$ badly w5t to a speciali/ & aft] t5 difficult lessons le>n$ to say q di/9ctly1 ,pet] ,pip] pick$ a peck ( pickl$ pepp]s4 ,8 fri5ds congratulat$ him ^u ?is spl5did a*ievem5t4 ,yes1 said ! man d\btfully1 b x's s-s-su* a d-d-deuc$ly d-d-d-difficult rem-m>k to w-w-"w into an ord9-n-n>y c-c-conv]s-s-sa-tion1 y' "k4 ,,/atesm5 ,a /atesman is a deal politician4--,mr4 ,dooley4 ,a /atesman is a man :o f9ds out :i* way ! cr[d is go+1 !n jumps 9 front & yells l blazes4 ,,/ati/ics ,an e>ne/ prea*] 9 ,georgia1 :o has a cu/om ( tell+ ! ,"l all ! news 9 8 pray]s1 rec5tly began a petition = help aga9/ ! progress ( wick$ness 9 8 t[n1 ) ! /atem5t3 ,oh1 ,?\ great ,jehovah1 crime is on ! increase4 ,x is becom+ m preval5t daily4 ,i c prove x to y by /ati/ics4 ,,pati5t--,tell me c&idly1 ,doc1 d y ?9k ,i'll pull ?r\gh8 ,,doctor--,oh1 y're b\nd to get well--y c't help y\rself4 ,! ,m$ical ,record %[s t out ( "o hundr$ cases l y\rs1 "o p] c5t inv>iably recov]s4 ,i've treat$ n9ety-n9e cases1 & e "o ( !m di$4 ,:y1 man alive1 y c't die if y try6 ,!re's no humbug 9 /ati/ics4 ,,/eak ,c ,i get a /eak "h & cat* ! "o o'clock tra98 ,x dep5ds on y\r tee?1 sir4 ,,/eam ,c y tell :at /eam is8 ask$ ! exam9]4 ,:y1 sure1 sir1 repli$ ,patrick confid5tly4 ,/eam is--,:y--er--x's wa!r ?os's gone crazy wid ! heat4 ,,/eam%ips ,,& ,,/eamboats ,t new /eam] !y're build+ is a :opp]1 says ! man ) ! %oe button nose4 ,yes1 agrees ! man ) ! recalcitrant hair1 b my uncle is go+ to build "o s long t :5 a pass5g] gets seasick 9 "o end ( x he c g to ! o!r end & be cle> away f ! /orm4 ,,/5ograph]s ,a beautiful /atuesque blond _h left ,new ,york to act z /5ograph] to a dignifi$ ,philadelphian ( ,quak] desc5t4 ,on ! morn+ ( h] fir/ appe>ance %e w5t /raight to ! desk ( h] employ]4 ,i presume1 %e rem>k$1 t y beg9 ! day ov] "h ! same z !y d 9 ,new ,york8 ,oh1 yes1 repli$ ! employ]1 )\t glanc+ up f a lett] he 0 read+4 ,well1 hurry up & kiss me1 !n1 0 ! />tl+ rejo9d]1 ,i want to get to "w4 ,,/ock ,,brok]s ,a gra9 brok] 9 ,new ,bo/on1 ,ma9e1 ,said1 ,t m>ket gives me a pa92 ,i c h>dly be> x1 ,to bull--,i don't d>e x1 ,= x's go+ aga9/ ! gra94 --,m9nesota ,m9ne-,ha-,ha4 ,,/rategy ,a bird dog belong+ to a man 9 ,mulvane disappe>$ la/ week4 ,! own] put ?is ad 9 ! pap] & insi/$ t x be pr9t$ exactly z he wrote x3 ,,lo/ ,,or ,,run ,,away--,"o livv] cul]$ burd dog call$ ,jim4 ,w %[ signs ( hyd]fobby 9 ab\t ?ree days4 ,! dog came home ! foll[+ day4 ,boy1 take ^! fl[]s to ,miss ,b]tie ,bohoo1 ,room #ab4 ,my1 sir1 y're ! f\r? g5tleman wot's s5t h] fl[]s to-day4 ,:at's t8 ,:at ! deuce8 ,w--:o s5t ! o!rs8 ,oh1 !y didn't s5d any names4 ,!y all said1 ',%e'll "k :]e !y come f4' ,well1 "h1 take my c>d1 & tell h] ^! are f ! same "o :o s5t ! o!r ?ree boxes4 ,! little girl 0 hav+ a great deal ( tr\ble pron\nc+ "s ( ! words %e met )4 ,v9eg> _h giv5 h] ! mo/ tr\ble1 & %e 0 duly griev$ to "k t ! village 0 be+ ent]ta9$ by h] ef=ts 9 ?is direction4 ,%e 0 s5t "o day to ! /ore ) ! v9eg>-jug1 to get x fill$1 & _h no int5tion ( amus+ ! p :o 7 ga!r$ 9 ! /ore4 ,s %e h&$ ! jug to ! cl]k )3 ,smell ! m\? ( x & give me a qu>t4 ,a "y c\ple _h be5 c\rt+ = sev]al ye>s1 & ! "y man seem$ to be 9 no hurry to m>ry4 ,f9ally1 "o day1 he said3 ,sall1 ,i canna m>ry !e4 ,h['s t8 ask$ %e4 ,i've *ang$ my m9d1 said he4 ,well1 ,i'll tell !e :at we'll d1 said %e4 ,if folks "k t x's !e z has giv5 me up ,i %anna be able to get ano!r *ap2 b if !y ?9k ,i've giv5 !e up !n ,i c get all ,i want4 ,s we'll h banns publi%$ & :5 ! w$d+ day comes ! p>son w say to !e1 ',wilt ?\ h ?is woman to be ?y w$d$ wife8' & ?\ mu/ say1 ',i w4' ,& :5 he says to me1 ',wilt ?\ h ?is man to be ?y w$d$ husb&8' ,i %all say1 ',i w9na4' ,! day came1 & :5 ! m9i/] ask$ ! important "q ! man answ]$3 ,i w4 ,!n ! p>son said to ! woman3 ,wilt ?\ h ?is man to be ?y w$d$ husb&8 & %e said3 ,i w4 ,:y1 said ! "y man furi\sly1 y said y w\ld say ',i w9na4' ,i "k t1 said ! "y woman1 b ,i've *ang$ my m9d s9ce4 ,*>les ,/u>t1 =m]ly s5ator f ,mi*igan1 0 travel+ by /age ?r\gh 8 own /ate4 ,! wea!r 0 bitt] cold1 ! sn[ deep1 & ! roads practically unbrok54 ,! /age 0 ne>ly an h\r late at ! d9n] /ation & ev]ybody 0 cross & hungry4 ,9 spite ( ! w>n+1 ,t5 m9utes only = refre%m5ts1 ,s5ator ,/u>t sat d[n to d9n] ) 8 usual delib]ation4 ,:5 he _h f9i%$ 8 fir/ cup ( c(fee ! o!r pass5g]s 7 leav+ ! table4 ,by ! "t 8 second cup arriv$ ! /age 0 at ! door4 ,all abo>d6 %\t$ ! driv]4 ,! s5ator l+]$ & call$ = a ?ird cup ( c(fee4 ,:ile ! h\sehold1 z 0 ! cu/om1 assembl$ at ! door to see ! /age (t1 ! s5ator calmly cont9u$ 8 meal4 ,sudd5ly1 j z ! /age 0 />t+1 he p\nd$ viol5tly on ! d9+-room table4 ,! l&lord hurri$ 94 ,! s5ator want$ a di% ( rice-pudd+4 ,:5 x came he call$ = a spoon4 ,!re wasn't a spoon to be f\nd4 ,t %ock-head$ fell[ took 'em6 exclaim$ ! l&lady4 ,i knew him = a ?ief ! m9ute ,i laid eyes on him4 ,! l&lord jump$ to ! same conclusion4 ,hu/le aft] t /age6 he %\t$ to ! %]iff1 :o 0 unty+ 8 horse f ! rail 9 front ( ! tav]n4 ,br+ 'em all back4 ,!y've tak5 ! silv]6 ,a few m9utes lat] ! /age1 9 *>ge ( ! %]iff1 swung ar\nd 9 front ( ! h\se4 ,! driv] 0 9 a fury4 ,se>* !m pass5g]s6 insi/$ ! l&lord4 ,b be=e ! (fic] c\ld move1 ! s5ator op5$ ! /age door1 /epp$ inside1 !n lean$ out1 t\*$ ! %]iff's arm & :isp]$3 ,tell ! l&lord he'll f9d 8 spoons 9 ! c(fee-pot4 ,,subways ,any "o :o has ev] travel$ on ! ,new ,york subway 9 ru% h\rs c easily appreciate ! foll[+3 ,a little man1 w$g$ into ! middle ( a c>1 sudd5ly ?\ght ( pickpockets1 & q z sudd5ly rememb]$ t he _h "s money 9 8 ov]coat4 ,he plung$ 8 h& into 8 pocket & 0 some:at %ock$ ^u enc\nt]+ ! fi/ ( a fat fell[-pass5g]4 ,aha6 snort$ ! latt]4 ,i caught y t "t6 ,leggo6 sn>l$ ! little man4 ,leggo my h&6 ,pickpocket6 hiss$ ! fat man4 ,sc\ndrel6 retort$ ! little "o4 ,j !n a tall man 9 _! vic9ity glanc$ up f 8 pap]4 ,i'd l to get (f "h1 he drawl$1 if y fell[s don't m9d tak+ y\r h&s out ( my pocket4 ,,success ,no?+ succe$s l excess4--,life4 ,no?+ succe$s l look+ successful4--,h5riette ,corkl&4 ,success 9 life (t5 consi/s 9 kn[+ j :5 to disagree ) "o's employ]4 ,a ,new ,orleans lawy] 0 ask$ to address ! boys ( a bus9ess s*ool4 ,he comm5c$3 ,my "y fri5ds1 z ,i approa*$ ! entrance to ?is room ,i notic$ on ! panel ( ! door a ^w em95tly appropriate to an in/itution ( ?is k9d4 ,x expresses ! "o ?+ mo/ useful to ! av]age man :5 he /eps into ! ar5a ( life4 ,x 0-- ,pull1 %\t$ ! boys1 9 a ro> ( laught]1 & ! lawy] felt t he _h tak5 8 text f ! wrong side ( ! door4 ,i'd r be a ,c\ld ,be ,if ,i c\ld n be an ,are2 ,= a ,c\ld ,be is a ,may ,be1 ,) a *ance ( t\*+ p>4 ,i'd r be a ,has ,be5 ,?an a ,might ,h ,be51 by f>2 ,= a ,might ,h ,be5 has nev] be51 ,b a ,has 0 once an ,are4 ',tis n 9 mortals to comm& success1 ,b we'll d m1 ,sempronius1-- ,we'll des]ve x4 --,addison4 ,!re are two ways ( ris+ 9 ! _w3 ei!r by "o's own indu/ry or pr(it+ by ! fooli%ness ( o!rs4--,la ,bruyre4 ,success is c\nt$ sweete/ ,by ^? :o ne'er succe$4 --,emily ,dick9son4 ,see also ,mak+ good4 ,,suffragettes ,:5 a m>ri$ woman goes out to look aft] h] rights1 h] husb& is usually left at home to look aft] 8 wrongs4--,*ild ,h>old4 ',ullo1 ,bill1 'ow's ?+s ) y]8 ,look9' up1 ,tom1 look9' up4 ,igh co/ o' liv9' n 'itt9' y]1 ,bill8 ,n s 'ard1 ,tom--n s 'ard4 ,! missus 'z w5t 'orf on a hung] /roike & me but*]'s bills is cut 9 arf6 ,i'd hate t' be m>ri$ t' a suffragette an' h t' eat ,battle ,creek breakfa/s4--,abe ,m>t94 ,,fir/ ,,engli%man--,:y d y all[ y\r wife to be a militant suffragette8 ,,second ,,engli%man--,:5 %e's busy wreck+ ?+s outside we h comp>ative peace at home4--,life4 ,recipe = a suffragette3 ,to ! p[] t already lies 9 h] h&s ,y add equal rights ) ! g5ts2 ,y'll f9d votes t us$ to br+ two or ?ree plunks1 ,m>k$ d[n to n9ety-eight c5ts4 ,:5 ,mrs4 ,pankhur/1 ! ,engli% suffragette1 0 9 ,am]ica %e met & became v mu* atta*$ to ,mrs4 ,lee ,pre/on1 a ,new ,york woman ( s+ul> clev]ness ( m9d & p]sonal attraction4 ,aft] ! acqua9tance _h rip5$ some:at ,mrs4 ,pankhur/ v5tur$ to say3 ,i d hope1 ,mrs4 ,pre/on1 t y are a suffragette4 ,oh1 de> no6 repli$ ,mrs4 ,pre/on2 y "k1 ,mrs4 ,pankhur/1 ,i am happily m>ri$4 ,,bill--,jake said he 0 go+ to break up ! suffragette meet+ ! o!r night4 ,7 8 plans c>ri$ out8 ,,dill--,no1 ,jake 04--,life4 ,,sla%]--,be5 9 a fight8 ,,ma%]--,no4 ,i tri$ to flirt ) a pretty suffragette4--,judge4 ,:at sort ( a ticket does y\r suffragette club favor8 ,well1 repli$ "y ,mrs4 ,tork9s1 if we own$ "r up1 ,i ?9k mo/ ( u w\ld pref] mat9e tickets4 ,see also ,woman suffrage4 ,,suicide ,! ,*9ese ,consul at ,san ,francisco1 at a rec5t d9n]1 discuss$ 8 c\ntry's cu/oms4 ,!re is "o cu/om1 said a "y girl1 t ,i c't und]/&--& t is ! ,*9ese cu/om ( committ+ suicide by eat+ gold-leaf4 ,i c't und]/& h[ gold-leaf c kill4 ,! p>tak]1 no d\bt1 smil$ ! ,consul1 succumbs f a consci\sness ( inw>d gilt4 ,,summ] ,,resorts ,,gabe--,:at are y go+ back to t place = ?is summ]8 ,:y1 la/ ye> x 0 all mosquitoes & no fi%+4 ,,/eve--,! own] tells me t he has cross$ ! mosquitoes ) ! fi%1 & gu>antees a bite e second4 ,i suppose1 said ! city man1 !re are "s que] *>act]s ar\nd an old village l ?is4 ,y'll f9d a good _m1 admitt$ ! native1 :5 ! hotels fill up4 ,,sunday ,alb]t 0 a solemn-ey$1 spiritual-look+ *ild4 ,nurse1 he said "o day1 leav+ 8 blocks & lay+ 8 h& on h] knee1 nurse1 is ?is ,god's day8 ,no1 de>1 said ! nurse1 ?is is n ,sunday2 x is ,?ursday4 ,i'm s sorry1 he said1 sadly1 & w5t back to 8 blocks4 ,! next day & ! next 9 8 s]i\s mann] he ask$ ! same "q1 & ! nurse te>fully said to ! cook3 ,t *ild is too good = ?is _w4 ,on ,sunday ! "q 0 repeat$1 & ! nurse1 ) a sob 9 h] voice1 said3 ,yes1 lambie1 ?is is ,god's day4 ,!n :]e is ! funny pap]8 he dem&$4 ,,tea*]-,good little boys d n skate on ,sunday1 ,corky4 ,don't y ?9k t is v nice ( !m8 ,,corky--,sure t'+6 ,,tea*]--,& :y is x nice ( !m1 ,corky8 ,,corky--,aw1 x leaves m room on de ice6 ,see8 ,( all ! days t's 9 ! week1 ,i de>ly love b "o day1 ,& t's ! day t comes betwixt ,a ,saturday & ,monday4 --,h5ry ,c>ey4 ,o day ( re/6 ,h[ beautiful1 h[ fair1 ,h[ welcome to ! we>y & ! old6 ,day ( ! ,"l6 & truce to e>?ly c>e6 ,day ( ! ,"l1 z all our days %\ld be6 --,longfell[4 ,,sunday ,,s*ools ,n[1 ,willie1 said ! sup]9t5d5t's little boy1 address+ ! blacksmi?'s little boy1 :o _h come ov] = a frolic1 we'll play ',sabba? ,s*ool4' ,y give me a nickel e ,sunday = six mon?s1 & !n at ,*ri/mas ,i'll give y a t5-c5t bag ( c&y4 ,:5 ,lottie return$ f h] fir/ visit to ,sunday-s*ool1 %e 0 ask$ :at %e _h le>n$4 ,god made ! _w 9 six days & 0 arre/$ on ! sev5? day1 0 h] v]sion ( ! lesson imp>t$4 ,! tea*] ask$3 ,:5 did ,moses live8 ,aft] ! sil5ce _h become pa9ful %e ord]$3 ,op5 y\r ,old ,te/am5ts4 ,:at does x say !re8 ,a boy answ]$3 ,moses1 #djjj4 ,n[1 said ! tea*]1 :y didn't y "k :5 ,moses liv$8 ,well1 repli$ ! boy1 ,i ?\ght x 0 8 telephone numb]1--,suburban ,life4 ,h[ _m ( y boys1 ask$ ! ,sunday-s*ool sup]9t5d5t1 c br+ two o!r boys next ,sunday8 ,!re 0 no response until a new recruit rais$ 8 h& hesitat+ly4 ,well1 ,william8 ,i c't br+ two1 b !re's "o little fell] ,i c lick1 & ,i'll d my damn$e/ to br+ him4 ,,sup]/ition ,sup]/ition is a premature explanation ov]/ay+ its "t4--,george ,iles4 ,,surprise ,:]e are y go9'1 ma8 ask$ ! y\nge/ ( five *ildr54 ,i'm go+ to a surprise p>ty1 my de>1 answ]$ ! "m4 ,are we all go9'1 too8 ,no1 de>4 ,y w]5't invit$4 ,aft] a few mom5ts' deep ?\ght3 ,say1 ma1 !n don't y ?9k !y'd be lots m surpris$ if y did take u all8 ,,swimm]s ,two negro r\/ab\ts at ,new ,orleans 7 cont9ually bragg+ ab\t _! ability z long di/ance swimm]s & a /eamboat man got up a mat*4 ,! man :o swam ! longe/ di/ance 0 to receive #e4 ,! ,alabama ,:ale imm$iately /ripp$ on ! dock1 b ! ,human ,/eamboat said he _h "s bus9ess & w\ld return 9 a few m9utes4 ,! ,:ale swam ! riv] f\r or five times = ex]cise & by t "t ! ,human ,/eamboat return$4 ,he wore a pair ( swimm+ trunks & _h a %eet iron cook /ove /rapp$ on 8 back4 ,ti$ ar\nd 8 neck 7 a doz5 packages conta9+ bread1 fl\r1 bacon & o!r eatables4 ,! ,:ale gaz$ at 8 oppon5t 9 amazem5t4 ,:> yo' vittles8 dem&$ ! ,human ,/eamboat4 ,vittles fo' :at8 ask$ ! ,:ale4 ,don't yo' ask me fo' no?9' on ! way ovah1 w>n$ ! ,/eamboat4 ,mah fu/ /op is ,new ,york an' mah next /op is ,london4 ,,sympa?y ,a sympa?iz] is a fell[ t's = y z long z x don't co/ any?+4 ,dwight ,l4 ,moody 0 rid+ 9 a c> "o day :5 x 0 hail$ by a man mu* ! worse = liquor1 :o pres5tly /agg]$ along ! c> betwe5 two r[s ( well-dress$ p1 reg>dless ( t5d] feet4 ,murmurs & compla9ts arose on all sides & dem&s 7 he>d t ! (f5d] %\ld be eject$ at once4 ,b amid ! /orm ( abuse "o fri5dly voice 0 rais$4 ,mr4 ,moody rose f 8 seat1 say+3 ,no1 no1 fri5ds6 ,let ! man sit d[n & be quiet4 ,! drunk5 "o turn$1 &1 seiz+ ! fam\s evangeli/ by ! h&1 exclaim$3 ,?ank ye1 sir--?ank ye6 ,i see y "k :at x is to be drunk4 ,! man ru%$ excit$ly into ! smok+ c>4 ,a lady has fa9t$ 9 ! next c>6 ,has anybody got any :iskey8 he ask$4 ,in/antly a half-doz5 flasks 7 ?ru/ out to him4 ,tak+ ! ne>e/ "o1 he turn$ ! bottle up & took a big dr9k1 !n1 h&+ ! flask back1 said1 ,?ank y4 ,x always did make me feel sick to see a lady fa9t4 ,a tramp w5t to a f>mh\se1 & sitt+ d[n 9 ! front y>d began to eat ! grass4 ,! h\sewife's he>t w5t out to him3 ,poor man1 y mu/ inde$ be hungry4 ,come ar\nd to ! back4 ,! tramp beam$ & w9k$ at ! hir$ man4 ,!re1 said ! h\sewife1 :5 ! tramp hove 9 sight1 po9t+ to a circle ( gre5 grass1 try t3 y w f9d t grass s mu* long]4 ,/r5g!n me by sympa?iz+ ) my /r5g?1 n my weakness4--,amos ,bronson ,alcott4 ,,synonyms ,i don't believe any two words 9 ! ,engli% language are synonym\s4 ,oh1 ,i don't "k4 ,:at's ! matt] ) 'raise' & 'lift'8 ,!re's a big diff]5ce4 ,i 'raise' *ick5s & h a neighbor :o has be5 kn[n to 'lift' !m4 ,,table ,,mann]s ,see ,d9+4 ,,tact ,x 0 at ! private !atricals1 & ! "y man wi%$ to complim5t 8 ho/ess1 say+3 ,madam1 y play$ y\r "p spl5didly4 ,x fits y to p]fection4 ,i'm afraid n4 ,a "y & pretty woman is ne$$ = t "p1 said ! smil+ ho/ess4 ,b1 madam1 y h positively prov$ ! contr>y4 ,,taft1 ,,william ,,h[>d ,:5 ,mr4 ,taft 0 on 8 campaign+ t\r 9 ! we/1 be=e he _h be5 elect$ ,presid5t1 he /opp$ at ! home ( an old fri5d4 ,x 0 a small h\se1 n well built1 & z he walk$ ab\t 9 8 room ! unsub/antial little h\se fairly %ook ) 8 tread4 ,:5 he got into b$ t receptacle1 unus$ to s mu* weight1 gave way1 precipitat+ ,taft on ! floor4 ,8 fri5d hurri$ to 8 door4 ,:at's ! matt]1 ,bill8 ,oh1 ,i'm all "r1 ,i guess1 ,taft call$ out to 8 fri5d good-natur$ly2 b say1 ,joe1 if y don't f9d me "h 9 ! morn+ look 9 ! cell>4 ,"o morn+ a few summ]s ago ,presid5t ,taft1 we>+ ! l>ge/ ba?+ suit kn[n to mod]n times1 ?rew 8 sub/antial =m into ! cool+ waves ( ,bev]ly ,bay4 ,%ortly aft]w>d "o neighbor said to ano!r3 ,let's g ba?+4 ,h[ c we8 0 ! response4 ,! ,presid5t is us+ ! ocean4 ,,tal5t ,see ,actors & actresses4 ,,talk]s ,"s ye>s ago1 ,m>k ,twa9 0 a gue/ ( honor at an op]a box-p>ty giv5 by a prom95t memb] ( ,new ,york society4 ,! ho/ess _h be5 p>ticul>ly talkative all dur+ ! p]=mance--to ,mr4 ,clem5s's increas+ irritation4 ,t[>d ! end ( ! op]a1 %e turn$ to him & said gu%+ly3 ,oh1 my de> ,mr4 ,clem5s1 ,i d s want y to be ) u next ,friday ev5+4 ,i'm c]ta9 y w l x ! op]a w be ',tosca4' ,*>m$1 ,i'm sure1 repli$ ,clem5s4 ,i've nev] he>d y 9 t4 ,x 0 a beautiful ev5+ & ,ole1 :o _h screw$ up c\rage to take ,m>y = a ride1 0 c>ri$ away by ! magic ( ! night4 ,m>y1 he ask$1 w y m>ry me8 ,yes1 ,ole1 %e answ]$ s(tly4 ,ole laps$ into a sil5ce t at la/ became pa9ful to 8 fiance4 ,ole1 %e said desp]ately1 :y don't y say some?+8 ,ay tank1 ,ole repli$1 !y bane too mu* said already4 ,sir1 said ! sleek-look+ ag5t1 approa*+ ! desk ( ! meek1 mea*+-look+ man & op5+ "o ( ^? fold+ ?+umjigs %[+ /yles ( b9d+1 ,i believe ,i c int]e/ y 9 ?is massive set ( books conta9+ ! spee*es ( ! _w's greate/ orators4 ,sev5ty volumes1 "o doll> d[n & "o doll> a mon? until ! price1 six hundr$ & eighty doll>s has be5 paid4 ,?is set ( books gives y ! mo/ celebrat$ spee*es ( ! greate/ talk]s ! _w has ev] kn[n &-- ,let me see ! index1 said ! meek man4 ,! ag5t h&$ x to him & he look$ ?r\gh x c>efully & me?odically1 runn+ 8 f+] along ! li/ ( names4 ,rea*+ ! end he h&$ ! index back to ! ag5t & said3 ,x isn't :at y claim x is4 ,i happ5 to "k ! greate/ talk] 9 ! _w1 & y hav5't h] 9 ! index4 ,a gue/ 0 expect$ = d9n] & ,bobby _h receiv$ five c5ts z ! price ( 8 sil5ce dur+ ! meal4 ,he 0 z quiet z a m\se until1 discov]+ t 8 favorite dess]t 0 be+ s]v$1 he c\ld no long] curb 8 en?usiasm4 ,he drew ! co9 f 8 pocket1 & roll+ x across ! table1 exclaim$3 ,"h's y\r nickel1 ,mamma4 ,i'd r talk4 ,a belat$ voyag] 9 se>* ( hil>ity /umbl$ home aft] "o o'clock & f\nd 8 wife wait+ = him4 ,! curta9 lecture t foll[$ 0 ( unusual virul5ce1 & 9 ! mid/ ( x he fell asleep4 ,awak5+ a few h\rs lat] he f\nd 8 wife /ill p\r+ =? a regul> cascade ( d5unciation4 ,eye+ h] sleepily he said curi\sly1 ,say1 are y talk+ yet or aga98 ,y mu/ n talk all ! "t1 ,e!l1 said ! "m :o _h be5 int]rupt$4 ,:5 w ,i be old en\gh to1 ,mama8 ask$ ! little girl4 ,:ile ! late ,ju/ice ,brew] 0 judge 9 a m9or c\rt he 0 presid+ at ! trial ( a wife's suit = sep>ation & alimony4 ,! def5dant ackn[l$g$ t he hadn't spok5 to 8 wife 9 five ye>s1 & ,judge ,brew] put 9 a "q4 ,:at explanation h y1 he ask$ sev]ely1 = n speak+ to y\r wife 9 five ye>s8 ,y\r ,honor1 repli$ ! husb&1 ,i didn't l to int]rupt ! lady4 ,%e 0 9 an imag9ative mood4 ,h5ry1 de>1 %e said aft] talk+ two h\rs )\t a recess1 ,i sometimes wi% ,i 7 a m]maid4 ,x w\ld be fatal1 snapp$ h] we>y hubby4 ,fatal6 ,9 :at way8 ,:y1 y c\ldn't keep y\r m\? clos$ long en\gh to keep f dr[n+4 ,& aft] t1 ,h5ry did n get any supp]4 ,"h comes ,bl9k]s4 ,he's got a new baby1 & he'll talk u to dea?4 ,well1 "h comes a neighbor ( m9e :o has a new sett] dog4 ,let's introduce !m & leave !m to _! fate4--,life4 ,a /reet-c> 0 gett+ "u way :5 two wom51 ru%+ f opposite sides ( ! /reet to greet ea* o!r1 met "r 9 ! middle ( ! c>-track & 9 front ( ! c>4 ,!re ! two /opp$ & began to talk4 ,! c> /opp$1 too1 b ! wom5 did n appe> to realize t x 0 !re4 ,c]ta9 ( ! pass5g]s1 ^: heads 7 imm$iately ?ru/ out ( ! w9d[s to asc]ta9 :at ! tr\ble 01 began to make s>ca/ic rem>ks1 b ! two wom5 he$$ !m n4 ,f9ally ! motorman %[$ t he _h a sav+ s5se ( humor4 ,lean+ ov] ! da%-bo>d1 he inquir$1 9 ! g5tle/ ( tones3 ,p>don me1 ladies1 b %all ,i get y a c\ple ( *airs8 ,a--,i us$ a ^w 9 speak+ to my wife :i* (f5d$ h] sorely a week ago4 ,%e has n spok5 a syllable to me s9ce4 ,b--,w\ld y m9d tell+ me :at x 08 ,9 g5]al ^? :o h no?+ to say ,contrive to sp5d ! longe/ "t 9 do+ x4--,l[ell4 ,see also ,wives4 ,,t>d9ess ,y'll be late = supp]1 sonny1 said ! m]*ant1 9 pass+ a small boy :o 0 c>ry+ a package4 ,no1 ,i won't1 0 ! reply4 ,i've dot de meat4--,mabel ,long4 ,h[ does x happ5 t y are five m9utes late at s*ool ?is morn+8 ! tea*] ask$ sev]ely4 ,please1 ma'am1 said ,e!l1 ,i mu/ h ov]wa%$ myself4 ,,t>iff ,:y n h an illum9at$ sign on ! /atue ( ,lib]ty say+1 ,am]ica expects e man to pay 8 duty8--,k5t ,pack>d4 ,,ta/e ,x isn't wise = a pa9t] to be too frank 9 8 criticisms1 said ,rob]t ,h5ri at a lun*eon4 ,i "k a v outspok5 pa9t] ^: little daught] call$ at a fri5d's h\se & said3 ',%[ me y\r new p>lor rug1 won't y1 please8' ,s1 ) great pride1 ! ho/ess l$ ! little girl into ! draw+-room1 & rais$ all ! bl9ds1 s t ! light might /ream 9 abundantly ^u ! gorge\s colors ( an exp5sive ,kirman%ah4 ,! little girl />$ d[n at ! rug 9 sil5ce4 ,!n1 z %e turn$ away1 %e said 9 a r disappo9t$ voice3 ',x doesn't make me sick6' ,,tea*]s ,a rural s*ool has a pretty girl z its tea*]1 b %e 0 mu* tr\bl$ because _m ( h] pupils 7 late e morn+4 ,at la/ %e made ! ann\ncem5t t %e w\ld kiss ! fir/ pupil to arrive at ! s*oolh\se ! next morn+4 ,at sunrise ! l>ge/ ?ree boys ( h] class 7 sitt+ on ! door/ep ( ! s*oolh\se1 & by six o'clock e boy 9 ! s*ool & f\r ( ! directors 7 wait+ = h] to arrive4 ,:y did y break y\r engagem5t ) t s*ool tea*]8 ,if ,i fail$ to %[ up at h] h\se e ev5+1 %e expect$ me to br+ a writt5 excuse sign$ by my "m4 ,among ! y\ng/]s belong+ to a colege settlem5t 9 a ,new ,engl& city 0 "o little girl :o return$ to h] humble home ) gl[+ acc\nts ( ! new tea*]4 ,%e's a p]fect lady1 exclaim$ ! en?usia/ic y\ng/]4 ,! *ild's "m gave h] a d\btful look4 ,h[ d y "k8 %e said4 ,y've only kn[n h] two days4 ,x's easy en\gh tell9'1 cont9u$ ! *ild4 ,i "k %e's a p]fect lady1 because %e makes y feel polite all ! "t4 ,,"m--,! tea*] compla9s y h n _h a correct lesson = a mon?2 :y is x8 ,,son--,%e always kisses me :5 ,i get !m "r4 ,!re 0 a meet+ ( ! new tea*]s & ! old4 ,x 0 a sort ( love fea/1 reception or :atev] y call x4 ,anyh[ all ! tea*]s got toge!r & pret5d$ !y didn't h a c>e 9 ! _w4 ,aft] ! eats 7 et ! symposi>* propos$ a toa/3 ,long ,live ,our ,tea*]s6 ,x 0 drunk en?usia/ically4 ,"o ( ! new tea*]s 0 call$ on to respond4 ,he mode/ly accept$4 ,8 answ] 03 ,:at ,on8 ,,tea*]--,n[1 ,willie1 :]e did y get t *ew+ gum8 ,i want ! tru?4 ,,willie--,y don't want ! tru?1 tea*]1 an' ,i'd ru!r n tell a lie4 ,,tea*]--,h[ d>e y say ,i don't want ! tru?6 ,tell me at once :]e y got t *ew+-gum4 ,,willie--,"u y\r desk4 ,grave is ! ,ma/]'s look2 8 =ehead we>s ,?ick r[s ( wr9kles1 pr9ts ( worry+ c>es3 ,uneasy lie ! heads ( all t rule1 ,8 wor/ ( all ^: k+dom is a s*ool4 --#j4,w4 ,holmes4 ,,te>s ,two ,iri%m5 :o _h j l&$ 7 eat+ _! d9n] 9 a hotel1 :5 ,pat spi$ a bottle ( hors]adi%4 ,n kn[+ :at x 0 he p>took ( a big m\?ful1 :i* br\ght te>s to 8 eyes4 ,mike1 see+ ,pat cry+1 exclaim$3 ,phat be ye cry9' f]8 ,pat1 wi%+ to h ,mike fool$ also1 exclaim$3 ,i'm cry+ f] me poor ould "m1 :o's dead way ov] 9 ,irel&4 ,by & by ,mike took "s ( ! radi%1 :]eupon te>s fill$ 8 eyes4 ,pat1 see+ !m1 ask$ 8 fri5d :at he 0 cry+ =4 ,mike repli$3 ,because ye didn't die at ! same "t y] poor ould "m did4 ,,tee? ,!re 0 an old man ( ,t>5tum1 ,:o gna%$ 8 false tee? till he b5t 'em3 ,& :5 ask$ = ! co/ ,( :at he _h lo/1 ,said1 ,i really c't tell = ,i r5t 'em6 --,gilb]t ,k4 ,*e/]ton4 ,pat came to ! (fice ) 8 jaw v mu* swoll5 f a too? he desir$ to h pull$4 ,b :5 ! suff]+ son ( ,er9 got into ! d5ti/'s *air & saw ! gleam+ pair ( =ceps approa*+ 8 face1 he positively refus$ to op5 8 m\?4 ,! d5ti/ quietly told 8 (fice boy to prick 8 pati5t ) a p91 & :5 ,pat op5$ 8 m\? to yell ! d5ti/ seiz$ ! too?1 & out x came4 ,x didn't hurt z mu* z y expect$ x w\ld1 did x8 ! d5ti/ ask$ smil+4 ,well1 no1 repli$ ,pat hesitat+ly1 z if d\bt+ ! tru?fulness ( 8 admission4 ,b1 he add$1 plac+ 8 h& on ! spot :]e ! boy jabb$ him ) ! p91 begorra1 little did ,i ?9k ! roots w\ld rea* d[n l t4 ,an ,iri%man ) "o side ( 8 face badly swoll5 /epp$ into ,dr4 ,wict5's (fice & inquir$ if ! d5ti/ 0 94 ,i am ! d5ti/1 said ! doctor4 ,well1 !n1 ,i want ye to see :at's ! matt] wid me too?4 ,! doctor exam9$ ! (f5d+ mol>1 & expla9$3 ,! n]ve is dead2 t's :at's ! matt]4 ,?91 be ! p[]s1 ! ,iri%man exclaim$1 ! o!r tee? mu/ be h\ld9' a wake ov] x6 ,= !re 0 nev] yet philosoph] ,t c\ld endure ! too?a*e pati5tly4 --,%akespe>e4 ,,telephone ,two girls 7 talk+ ov] ! wire4 ,bo? 7 discuss+ :at !y %\ld we> to ! ,*ri/mas p>ty4 ,9 ! mid/ ( ?is important conv]sation a mascul9e voice int]rupt$1 ask+ humbly = a numb]4 ,"o ( ! girls became indignant & scornfully ask$3 ,:at l9e d y ?9k y are on1 anyh[8 ,well1 said ! man1 ,i am n sure1 b1 judg+ f :at ,i h he>d1 ,i %\ld say ,i 0 on a clo!sl9e4 ,:5 ,grov] ,clevel&'s little girl 0 q "y h] fa!r once telephon$ to ! ,:ite ,h\se f ,*icago & ask$ ,mrs4 ,clevel& to br+ ! *ild to ! 'phone4 ,lift+ ! little "o up to ! in/rum5t1 ,mrs4 ,clevel& wat*$ h] expression *ange f bewild]m5t to wond] & !n to fe>4 ,x 0 surely h] fa!r's voice--yet %e look$ at ! telephone incr$ul\sly4 ,aft] exam9+ ! t9y op5+ 9 ! receiv] ! little girl bur/ into te>s4 ,oh1 ,mamma6 %e sobb$4 ,h[ c we ev] get ,papa out ( t little hole8 ,new ,york ,elks are hav+ a lot ( fun ) a memb] ( _! lodge1 a ,fifte5? ,/reet jewel]4 ,! o!r day 8 wife 0 9 ! jewelry /ore :5 ! 'phone rang4 ,%e answ]$ x4 ,i want to speak to ,mr4 ,h----1 said a woman's voice4 ,:o is ?is8' dem&$ ! jewel]'s wife4 ,elizabe?4 ,well1 ,elizabe?1 ?is is 8 wife4 ,n[1 madam1 :at d y want8 ,i want to talk to ,mr4 ,h----4 ,y'll talk to me4 ,please let me speak to ,mr4 ,h----4 ,! jewel]'s wife grew angry4 ,look "h1 "y lady1 %e said1 :o are y t calls my husb& & insi/s on talk+ to him8 ,i'm ! telephone op]ator at ,elizabe?1 ,n4,j41 came ! reply4 ,& n[ ! ,elks take turns call+ ! jewel] up & tell+ him x's ,elizabe?4 ,,op]ator--,numb]1 please4 ,,subscrib]--,i vas talk+ mit my husb& und n[ ,i don't he> him any m4 ,y mu/ ( pu%$ him (f de vire4 ,a ,g]man woman call$ up ,c5tral & in/ruct$ h] z foll[s3 ,i/ dis de mittle8 ,veil dis is ,l5a4 ,hang my hu/b& on dis l9e4 ,i vant to speak mit him4 ,9 ,*9a :5 ! subscrib] r+s up ex*ange ! op]ator may be expect$ to ask3 ,:at numb] does ! honorable son ( ! moon & />s desire8 ,hohi1 two-?ree4 ,sil5ce4 ,!n ! ex*ange resumes4 ,w ! honorable p]son graci\sly =give ! inadequacy ( ! insignificant s]vice & p]mit ?is humbl$ slave ( ! wire to in=m him t ! nev]-to-be-suffici5tly c5sur$ l9e is busy8 ,recipe = a telephone op]ator3 ,to fe>ful & wond]ful roll+ ( r's1 ,& a voice cold z ?irty bel[1 ,add a da% ( r$ pepp]1 "s g+] & sass ,if y leave out ! o 9 hello6 ,,temp] ,he>+ ! cra% ( *9a ,d9ah's mi/ress arriv$ 9 "t to see h] favorite c(fee-set 9 pieces4 ,! sight 0 too mu* = h] m]curial temp]4 ,d9ah1 %e said1 ,i _c /& x any long]4 ,i want y to g4 ,i want y to g soon1 ,i want y to g "r n[4 ,lawzee1 repli$ ,d9ah1 ?is surely am a co-in/5ce4 ,i 0 ?is v m9ute cogitat9' t same ?\ght 9 my own m9d--,i want to g1 ,i ?ank ! good ,lawd ,i k9 g1 & ,i pity y\r husb&1 ma'am1 t he c't g4 ,,temp]ance ,a ,bo/on deacon :o 0 a zeal\s advocate = ! cause ( temp]ance employ$ a c>p5t] to make "s alt]ations 9 8 home4 ,9 repair+ a corn] ne> ! fireplace1 x 0 f\nd necess>y to remove ! wa9scot1 :5 "s ?+s 7 br\ght to light :i* greatly a/oni%$ ! workman4 ,a brace ( decant]s1 sundry bottles conta9+ some?+ to take1 a pit*]1 & tumbl]s 7 cosily repos+ 9 _! snug qu>t]s4 ,! jo9] ran to ! proprietor ) ! intellig5ce4 ,well1 ,i decl>e6 exclaim$ ! deacon4 ,t is curi\s1 sure en\gh4 ,x mu/ be old ,capta9 ,bunce t left ^? ?+s !re :5 he occupi$ ! premises ?irty ye>s s9ce4 ,p]haps he did1 return$ ! discov]]1 b1 ,deacon1 t ice 9 ! pit*] mu/ h be5 well froz5 to rema9 solid4--,abbie ,c4 ,dixon4 ,"h's to a temp]ance supp]1 ,) wat] 9 glasses tall1 ,& c(fee & tea to end ) ,& me n !re at all4 ,! be/ prohibition /ory ( ! season comes f ,kansas :]e1 x is said1 a local c&idate /or$ a lot ( pr9t$ prohibition lit]ature 9 8 b>n1 b accid5tally left ! door op5 & a h]d ( mil* c[s came 9 & ate all ! pamphlets4 ,z a result e c[ 9 ! h]d w5t dry4--,adrian ,times4 ,a ,mi*igan citiz5 rec5tly receiv$ a lett] f a ,k5tucky :isky h\se1 reque/+ him to s5d !m ! names ( a doz5 or m p]sons :o w\ld l to get "s f9e :isky %ipp$ to !m at a v l[ price4 ,! lett] w\nd up by say+3 ,we w give y a commission on all ! ord]s s5t 9 by p>ties ^: names y s5d u4 ,! ,mi*igan man belong$ to a practical joke class1 & fill$ 9 ! names ( "s ( 8 prohibition fri5ds on ! blank spaces left = t purpose4 ,he _h =gott5 all ab\t 8 suppos$ practical joke :5 ,monday he receiv$ ano!r lett] f ! same h\se4 ,he suppos$ x 0 a reque/ = "s m names1 & 0 j ab\t to ?r[ ! communication 9 ! wa/e basket :5 x occurr$ to him to s5d ! "n ( ano!r old fri5d to ! :isky h\se4 ,he accord+ly tore op5 ! envelope1 & came ne> collaps+ :5 he f\nd a *eck = #d4hj1 repres5t+ 8 commission on ! sale ( :isky to ! p>ties ^: names he _h s5t 9 ab\t ?ree weeks be=e4 ,ab/95ce is z easy to me z temp]ance w\ld be difficult4--,samuel ,johnson4 ,,texas ,! bigness ( ,texas is evid5t f a cursory exam9ation ( ! map4 ,b its effect ^u ! p ( t /ate is n g5]ally kn[n4 ,x is ab\t six hundr$ miles f ,br[nsville1 at ! bottom ( ! map1 to ,dallas1 :i* is sev]al hundr$s ( miles f ! top ( ! map4 ,h5ce ! foll[+ conv]sation 9 ,br[nsville rec5tly betwe5 two ( ! old-"t resid5ts3 ,:]e h y be5 lately1 ,bob8 ,i a9't se5 mu* ( y4 ,be5 on a trip nor?4 ,:]e'd y g8 ,w5t to ,dallas4 ,h a good "t8 ,naw2 ,i nev] did l !m damn ,yankees1 anyway4 ,,texts ,9 ! ,t5nessee m\nta9s a m\nta9e] prea*]1 :o _h decl>$ colleges ! works ( ! devil1 0 prea*+ )\t previ\s m$itation an inspirational s]mon f ! text1 ,! voice ( ! turtle %all be he>d 9 ! l&4 ,n not+ t ! m>g9 read turtle-dove1 he proce$$ 9 ?is mann]3 ,?is text1 my he>]s1 /rikes me z "o ( ! mo/ peculi> texts 9 ! :ole book1 because we all "k t a turtle a9't got no voice4 ,b by ! inw>d enlight5m5t ,i beg9 to see ! mean+ & w expose x to y4 ,d[n 9 ! holl]s by ! /reams & ponds y h gone 9 ! spr+time1 my bre?r51 & obs]v$ ! little turtles1 a-sleep+ on ! logs4 ,b at ! s\nd ( ! approa* ( a human be+1 !y w5t k]flop-k]plunk1 d[n into ! wat]4 ,?is ,i say1 !n1 is ! mean+ ( ! prophet3 he1 speak++ figg]atively1 ref]r$ to ! k]flop ( ! turtle z ! voice ( ! turtle1 & h5ce we see t 9 ^? e>ly times ! prophet1 look+ d[n at ! ages to come1 cle>ly taught & prophesi$ ! doctr9e ,i h always prea*$ to ?is congregation--t imm]sion is ! only =m ( baptism4 ,john ,d4 ,rockefell]1 ,jr41 once ask$ a cl]gyman to give him an appropriate ,bible v]se on :i* to base an address :i* he 0 to make at ! latt]'s *ur*4 ,i 0 ?9k+1 said "y ,rockefell]1 t ,i w\ld take ! v]se f ! ,tw5ty-?ird ,psalm3 ',! ,"l is my %eph]d4' ,w\ld t seem appropriate8 ,q1 said ! cl]gyman2 b d y really want an appropriate v]se8 ,i c]ta9ly d1 0 ! reply4 ,well1 !n1 said ! cl]gyman1 ) a tw9kle 9 8 eye1 ,i w\ld select ! v]se 9 ! same ,psalm3 ',?\ ano9te/ my head ) oil2 my cup runne? ov]4' ,,!at] ,say1 old man1 *att]$ ! press-ag5t1 :o _h corn]$ a produc] ( motion-picture plays1 ,i've got a gr& idea = a film-drama4 ,li/5 to ! impromptu sc5>io3 ,sc5e "o1 ext]ior ( a ,broadway !at]1 ) ! ticket-speculators gett+ ! co9 9 h&fuls1 &-- ,y're out6 int]rupt$ ! produc]4 ,:y1 don't y "k t ! law don't p]mit u to %[ an actual robb]y on ! scre58--,p4,h4 ,c>ey4 ,:y don't wom5 h ! same s5se ( humor t m5 possess8 ask$ ,mr4 ,tork9s4 ,p]haps1 answ]$ 8 wife g5tly1 x's because we don't att5d ! same !at]s4 ,x appe>s t at ! rehe>sal ( a play1 a wond]ful climax _h be5 rea*$1 :i* 0 to be height5$ by ! effective use ( ! usual ?und] & lightn+4 ,! /age-c>p5t] 0 giv5 ! ord]4 ,! words 7 spok51 & in/antly a noise :i* resembl$ a succession ( pi/ol-%ots 0 he>d (f ! w+s4 ,:at on e>? are y do+1 man8 %\t$ ! manag]1 ru%+ beh9d ! sc5es4 ,d y call t ?und]8 ,x's n a bit l x4 ,awfully sorry1 sir1 respond$ ! c>p5t]2 b ! fact is1 sir1 ,i c\ldn't he> y because ( ! /orm4 ,t 0 real ?und]1 sir6 ,ev]ybody has 8 own !at]1 9 :i* he is manag]1 actor1 prompt]1 playwright1 sc5e%ift]1 boxkeep]1 doorkeep]1 all 9 "o1 & audi5ce into ! b>ga94--,j4,c4 & ,a4,w4 ,h>e4 ,,?ieves ,,georgia ,,lawy] 7to color$ prison]7--,well1 ,ras1 s y want me to def5d y4 ,h y any money8 ,,ra/us--,no2 b ,i'se got a mule1 & a few *ick5s1 & a hog or two4 ,,lawy]--,^? w d v nicely4 ,n[1 let's see2 :at d !y accuse y ( /eal+8 ,,ra/us--,oh1 a mule1 & a few *ick5s1 & a hog or two4 ,at a d9n] giv5 by ! prime m9i/] ( a little k+dom on ! ,balkan ,p59sula1 a di/+ui%$ diplomat compla9$ to 8 ho/ t ! m9i/] ( ju/ice1 :o _h be5 sitt+ on 8 left1 _h /ol5 8 wat*4 ,ah1 he %\ldn't h done t1 said ! prime m9i/]1 9 tones ( annoyance4 ,i w get x back = y4 ,sure en\gh1 t[>d ! end ( ! ev5+ ! wat* 0 return$ to its own]4 ,& :at did he say8 ask$ ! diplomat4 ,%-h1 caution$ ! ho/1 glanc+ anxi\sly ab\t him4 ,he doesn't "k t ,i h got x back4 ,s5ator ,bob ,taylor1 ( ,t5nessee1 tells a /ory ( h[1 :5 he 0 ,fiddl+ ,bob1 gov]nor ( t /ate1 an old negress came to him & said3 ,massa ,gov'na1 we's mighty po' ?is w9t]1 & ,ah wi% y w\ld p>don mah old man4 ,he is a fiddl] same z y is1 & he's 9 ! p5't5try4 ,:at 0 he put 9 =8 ask$ ! gov]nor4 ,/ead ( work9' fo' x t good-fo'-no?9' nigg] done /ole "s bacon4 ,if he is good = no?+ :at d y want him back =8 ,well1 yo' see1 we's all out ( bacon ag'91 said ! old negress innoc5tly4 ,did ye see z ,jim got t5 ye>s' p5al = /eal+ t 'oss8 ,s]ve 'im "r1 too4 ,:y didn't 'e buy ! 'oss & n pay = 'im l any o!r g5tleman8 ,"s "t ago a cr[d ( ,b[]y sports w5t ov] to ,philadelphia to see a prize fight4 ,"o wise guy1 :o1 among o!r ?+s1 is some?+ ( a pickpocket1 0 s sure ( ! result t he 0 will+ to bet on x4 ,! ,kid's go9' t' w94 ,x's a pipe1 he told a fri5d4 ,! fri5d express$ d\bts4 ,sure he'll w91 ! pickpocket p]si/$4 ,i'll bet y a gold wat* he w9s4 ,/ill ! fri5d d\bt$4 ,:y1 exclaim$ ! pickpocket1 ,i'm will9' to bet y a good gold wat* he w9s6 ,y' "k :at ,i'll d8 ,come ?r\gh ! tra9 ) me n[1 an' y' c pick out any old wat* y' l4 ,9 va9 we call old notions fudge ,& b5d our consci5ce to our deal+4 ,! ,t5 ,comm&m5ts w n budge ,& /eal+ w cont9ue /eal+4 --,motto ( ,am]ican ,copyright ,league4 ,suspicion always haunts ! guilty m9d2 ,! ?ief do? fe> ea* bu% an (fic]4 --,%akespe>e4 ,see also ,*ick5 /eal+2 ,lawy]s2 ,lo/ & f\nd4 ,,?9 ,,p ,!re 0 an old fell[ nam$ ,gre51 ,:o grew s abnormally lean1 ,& flat1 & compress$1 ,t 8 back t\*$ 8 *e/1 ,& sideways he c\ldn't be se54 ,!re 0 a "y lady ( ,lynn1 ,:o 0 s excessively ?91 ,t :5 %e essay$ ,to dr9k lemonade ,%e slipp$ ?r\gh ! /raw & fell 94 ,,?rift ,x 0 said ( a c]ta9 village innoc5t or fool 9 ,scotl& t if he 7 (f]$ a silv] sixp5ce or copp] p5ny he w\ld inv>iably *oose ! l>g] co9 ( small] value4 ,"o day a /rang] ask$ him3 ,:y d y always take ! p5ny8 ,don't y "k ! diff]5ce 9 value8 ,aye1 answ]$ ! fool1 ,i k5 ! diff]5ce 9 value4 ,b if ,i took ! saxp5ce !y w\ld nev] try me aga94 ,! ,mrs4 nev] misses ,any b>ga9 sale1 ,= ! female ( ! species ,is m ?rifty ?an ! male4 ,,mc&rews 7! *emi/1 at two ,a4,m47--,two p5n'or? ( bic>bonate ( soda = indige/ion at ?is "t o' night1 :5 a glass ( hot wat] does j z well6 ,,s&y 7ha/ily7--,well1 well6 ,?anks = ! advice4 ,i'll n bo!r ye1 aft] all4 ,gude ni*t6 ,! =eman & 8 crew ( bridgem5 7 /riv+ h>d to make an impression on ! select bo>d provid$ by ,mrs4 ,rooney at h] ,arkansas eat+ e/abli%m5t4 ,! old man sure made a funny deal d[n at ,p9ey ye/]day1 obs]v$ ! =eman1 ) a w9k at ! man to 8 "r4 ,:at'd he d8 ask$ ! new man at ! o!r end ( ! table4 ,well1 a ye> or s ago !re us$ to be a wat] tank !re1 b !y took d[n ! tub & br\ght x up to ,cab9 ,creek4 ,! well w5t dry & !y cov]$ x ov]4 ,x 0 f\r or five feet r\nd1 n9ety feet deep1 & plumb 9 ! "r ( way4 ,didn't "k :at to d ) x until along comes an old lollypop ye/]day & gives ! ,old ,man five doll>s = x4 ,five doll>s = :at8 ask$ ! new man4 ,well1 cont9u$ ! =eman1 ignor+ ! int]ruption1 t old lollypop borr[$ two jacks f ! trackm5 & jack$ h] up out ( !re & c>ri$ h] home on :eels4' ,:at'd he d ) x8 p]si/$ ! new man4 ,say t old lollypop mu/'ve be5 a ,yank4 ,nobody else c\ld h figur$ x out4 ,! gr\nd on 8 place is h>d & he ne$$ "s m f5ce4 ,s he calc'lat$ 'tw\ld be easi] & *eap] to saw t old well up into po/-holes ?an 'tw\ld be to dig 'em4 ,a c]ta9 workman1 notori\s = 8 spong+ proclivities1 met a fri5d "o morn+1 & op5$ ! conv]sation by say+3 ,c ye l5' u a mat*1 ,john8 ,john hav+ suppli$ him ) ! mat*1 ! fir/ speak] began to feel 8 pockets o/5tati\sly1 & !n rem>k$ dolefully1 ,man1 ,i seem to h left my tobacco p\* at hame4 ,john1 h[ev]1 0 equal to ! occasion1 & hold+ out 8 h&1 rem>k$3 ,aweel1 ye'll no be ne$9' t mat* !n4 ,a ,highl&] 0 summon$ to ! b$side ( 8 dy+ fa!r4 ,:5 he arriv$ ! old man 0 fa/ ne>+ 8 end4 ,= a :ile he rema9$ unconsci\s ( 8 son's pres5ce4 ,!n at la/ ! old man's eyes op5$1 & he began to murmur4 ,! son b5t eag]ly to li/54 ,dugald1 :isp]$ ! p>5t1 ,luckie ,simpson owes me five %ill+4 ,ay1 man1 ay1 said ! son eag]ly4 ,an ,dugal ,m owes me sev5 %ill9s4 ,ay1 ass5t$ ! son4 ,an' ,hami% ,mc,craw owes me t5 %ill9s4 ,s5sible tae ! la/1 mutt]$ ! delight$ heir4 ,s5sible tae ! la/4 ,once m ! voice f ! b$ took up ! tale4 ,an'1 ,dugald1 ,i owe ,calum ,beg two p\nds4 ,dugald %ook 8 head sadly4 ,w&]9' aga91 w&]9' aga91 he sigh$4 ,x's a peety4 ,! canny ,scot w&]$ into ! ph>macy4 ,i'm want+ ?reep5n'or? o' laudanum1 he ann\nc$4 ,:at =8 ask$ ! *emi/ suspici\sly4 ,= twop5ce1 respond$ ! ,scot at once4 ,a ,scotsman wi%+ to "k 8 fate at once1 telegraph$ a proposal ( m>riage to ! lady ( 8 *oice4 ,aft] sp5d+ ! entire day at ! telegraph (fice he 0 f9ally rew>d$ late 9 ! ev5+ by an affirmative answ]4 ,if ,i 7 y1 sugge/$ ! op]ator :5 he deliv]$ ! message1 ,i'd ?9k twice be=e ,i'd m>ry a girl t kept me wait+ all day = my answ]4 ,na1 na1 retort$ ! ,scot4 ,! lass :o waits = ! night rates is ! lass = me4 ,well1 yes1 said ,old ,uncle ,lazz5b]ry1 :o 0 intimately acqua9t$ ) mo/ ( ! happ5/ances ( ! village1 ,almira ,/ang has brok5 (f h] engagem5t ) ,*>les ,h5ry ,tootwil]4 ,!y'd be go9' toge!r = ab\t eight ye>s1 dur9' :i* "t %e _h be5 inculcat9' into him1 z y might call x1 ! beauties ( economy2 b :5 %e discov]$1 j lately1 t he _h le>nt 8 lesson s well t he _h sav$ up two hundr$ & sev5te5 pairs ( socks = h] to d>n imm$iately aft] ! w$d+1 %e 'pe>$ to conclude t he _h tak5 h] advice a little too lit]ally1 & broke (f ! mat*4--,puck4 ,!y sat ea* at an extreme end ( ! horsehair s(a4 ,!y _h be5 c\rt+ n[ = some?+ l two ye>s1 b ! wide gap betwe5 _h always be5 respectfully pres]v$4 ,a p5ny = y\r ?o*ts1 ,s&y1 murmur$ ,maggie1 aft] a sil5ce ( an h\r & a half4 ,weel1 repli$ ,s&y sl[ly1 ) surpris+ boldness1 tae tell ye ! tru?1 ,i 0 ji/ ?9k9' h[ f9e x wad be if ye 7 tae gie me a wee bit kissie4 ,i've nae objection1 simp]$ ,maggie1 sli!r+ ov]1 & kiss$ him plumply on ! tip ( 8 left e>4 ,s&y relaps$ into a br[n /udy once m1 & ! clock tick$ tw5ty-sev5 m9utes4 ,an' :at are ye ?9k9' ab\t noo--ani!r1 eh8 ,nae1 nae1 lassie2 x's mair s]i\s ! noo4 ,is x1 laddie8 ask$ ,maggie s(tly4 ,h] he>t 0 go+ pit-a-pat ) expectation4 ,an' :at mi*t x be8 ,i 0 ji/ ?9k9'1 answ]$ ,s&y1 t x 0 aboot "t ye 7 pay+ me t p5ny6 ,! c[>d calls himself cauti\s1 ! mis] ?rifty4--,syrus4 ,!re are b two ways ( pay+ debt3 increase ( indu/ry 9 rais+ income1 increase ( ?rift 9 lay+ out4--,c>lyle4 ,see also ,economy2 ,sav+4 ,,tides ,a ,kansan sat on ! bea* at ,atlantic ,city wat*+ a fair & v fat ba!r disport+ h]self 9 ! surf4 ,he knew no?+ ( tides1 & he did n notice t ea* succe$+ wave came a little clos] to 8 feet4 ,at la/ an extra big wave wa%$ ov] 8 %oe tops4 ,hey1 !re6 he yell$ at ! fair1 fat ba!r4 ,quit y] jump9' up & d[n6 ,d'ye want to dr[n me8 ,at a rec5t ,conf$]ate reunion 9 ,*>le/on1 ,s4,c41 two ,k5tuckians 7 view+ ! ,atlantic ,ocean = ! fir/ "t4 ,say1 cap'n1 said "o ( !m1 :at ought ,i to c>ry home to ! *ildr5 = a s\v5ir8 ,:y1 colonel1 x /rikes me t "s ( ?is "h ocean wat] w\ld be "r int]e/9'4 ,j ! ?+6 exclaim$ ! colonel delight$ly4 ,f a re> pocket he produc$ a flask1 &1 ) ! aid ( ! capta91 soon empti$ x4 ,!n1 pick+ 8 way d[n to ! wat]'s edge1 he fill$ x to ! neck & replac$ ! cork4 ,hi1 !re6 ,don't d t6 cri$ ! capta9 9 great al>m4 ,p\r out ab\t a ?ird ( t wat]4 ,if y don't1 :5 ! tide rises %e'll bu/ sure4 ,nae man c te!r "t or tide4--,burns4 ,,"t ,mrs4 ,hooligan 0 suff]+ f ! common compla9t ( hav+ m to d ?an !re 0 "t to d x 94 ,%e look$ up at ! clock & !n slapp$ ! iron %e _h lift$ f ! /ove back on ! lid ) a clatt]4 ,talk ab\t toime & toide wait9' f] no man1 %e mutt]$ z %e hurri$ into ! pantry2 !re's toimes !y waits1 an' toimes !y don't4 ,yi/h]day at ?is bless$ m9it 'twas b t9 o'clock an' to-day x's a qu>!r to twilve4 ,,mrs4 ,,murphy--,oi he> y] bro!r-9-law1 ,pat ,keegan1 is pretty bad (f4 ,,mrs4 ,,casey--,%ure1 he's good = a ye> yit4 ,,mrs4 ,,murphy--,z long z ?ot8 ,,mrs4 ,,casey--,yis2 he's _h f\r diff]5t doctors1 & ea* "o av ?im give him ?ree mon?s to live4--,puck4 ,a long-w9d$ attorney 0 argu+ a te*nical case be=e "o ( ! judges ( ! sup]ior c\rt 9 a we/]n /ate4 ,he _h rambl$ on 9 su* a desultory way t x became v difficult to foll[ 8 l9e ( ?\ght1 & ! judge _h j yawn$ v sugge/ively4 ,) j a trace ( s>casm 9 8 voice1 ! tiresome attorney v5tur$ to obs]ve3 ,i s9c]ely tru/ t ,i am n unduly trespass+ on ! "t ( ?is c\rt4 ,my fri5d1 return$ 8 honor1 !re is a consid]able diff]5ce betwe5 trespass+ on "t & encroa*+ ^u et]nity4--,edw9 ,t>risse4 ,a travel]1 f9d+ t he _h a c\ple ( h\rs 9 ,dubl91 call$ a cab & told ! driv] to drive him ar\nd = two h\rs4 ,at fir/ all w5t well1 b soon ! driv] began to :ip up 8 horse s t !y n>r[ly escap$ sev]al collisions4 ,:at's ! matt]8 dem&$ ! pass5g]4 ,:y are y driv+ s recklessly8 ,i'm 9 no hurry4 ,ah1 g'wan wid yez1 retort$ ! cabby4 ,d'ye ?9k ?ot ,i'm go9' to put 9 me :ole day driv9' ye ar\nd = two h\rs8 ,gitap6 ,frank comes into ! h\se 9 a sorry plight4 ,m]cy on u6 exclaims 8 fa!r4 ,h[ y look6 ,y are soak$4 ,please1 papa1 ,i fell into ! canal4 ,:at6 ) y\r new tr\s]s on8 ,yes1 papa1 ,i didn't h "t to take !m (f4 ,a well-kn[n ,bi%op1 :ile visit+ at a bride's new home = ! fir/ "t1 0 awak5$ q e>ly by ! s(t tones ( a soprano voice s++ ,ne>]1 ,my ,god1 to ,!e4 ,z ! ,bi%op lay 9 b$ he m$itat$ ^u ! piety :i* 8 "y ho/ess mu/ possess to enable h] to beg9 h] day's "w 9 su* a beautiful frame ( m9d4 ,at breakfa/ he spoke to h] ab\t x1 & told h] h[ pleas$ he 04 ,oh1 %e repli$1 t's ! hymn ,i boil ! eggs by2 ?ree v]ses = s(t & five = h>d4 ,!re 0 a "y woman nam$ ,sue1 ,:o want$ to cat* ! #b3jb2 ,said ! tra9man1 ,don't hurry ,or flurry or worry2 ,x's a m9ute or two to #b3jb4 ,,fa!r--,mildr$1 if y disobey aga9 ,i w surely spank y4 ,on fa!r's return home t ev5+1 ,mildr$ once m ackn[l$g$ t %e _h aga9 disobey$4 ,,fa!r 7firmly7--,y are go+ to be spank$4 ,y may *oose y\r own "t4 ,:5 %all x be8 ,,mildr$ 7five ye>s old1 ?\ghtfully7--,ye/]day4 ,a nor!rn] pass+ a rund[n look+ place 9 ! ,s\?1 /opp$ to *at ) ! f>m]4 ,he notic$ ! hogs runn+ wild & expla9$ t 9 ! ,nor? ! f>m]s fatt5$ _! hogs mu* fa/] by %utt+ !m 9 & fe$+ !m well4 ,hell6 repli$ ! s\!rn]1 ,:at's "t to a hog4 ,do/ ?\ love life8 ,!n wa/e n "t2 = "t is ! /uff t life is made (4--,b5jam9 ,frankl94 ,"t flee? on1 ,y\? soon is gone1 ,naught e>?ly may abide2 ,life seeme? fa/1 ,b may n la/ ,x runs z runs ! tide4 --,lel&4 ,see also ,sci5tific managem5t4 ,,tips ,am]ican travel]s 9 ,europe exp]i5ce a great deal ( tr\ble f ! omnipres5t ne$ ( tipp+ ^? f :om !y expect any s]vice1 h[ev] slight4 ,!y are v apt to c>ry x mu* too f>1 or else attempt to resi/ x altoge!r4 ,!re is a /ory told ( a weal?y & o/5tati\s ,am]ican 9 a ,p>isian re/aurant4 ,z ! wait] plac$ ! ord] be=e him he said 9 a l\d voice3 ,wait]1 :at is l>ge/ tip y ev] receiv$8 ,"o ?\s& francs1 monsieur4 ,eh bi56 ,b ,i w give y two ?\s&1 answ]$ ! uphold] ( ,am]ican honor2 & !n 9 a mom5t he add$3 ,may ,i ask :o gave y ! ?\s& francs8 ,x 0 y\rself1 monsieur1 said ! obsequi\s wait]4 ,( q an opposite mode ( ?\ght 0 ano!r ,am]ican visit+ ,london = ! fir/ "t4 ,goad$ to desp]ation by ! incessant necessity = tips1 he f9ally ent]$ ! wa%room ( 8 hotel1 only to be fac$ ) a l>ge sign :i* read3 ,please tip ! bas9 aft] us+4 ,i'm hang$ if ,i w6 said ! ,yankee1 turn+ on 8 heel1 ,i'll g dirty fir/6 ,grant ,ali5 relates t he 0 sitt+ "o day "u ! %ade ( ! ,sph9x1 turn+ = "s petty po9t ( detail to 8 ,ba$ek]4 ,a %eik look$ at him sadly1 & %ook 8 head4 ,murray good1 he said 9 a solemn voice ( w>n+2 ,ba$ek] no good4 ,:at = y see ,ba$ek]8 ,no1 no2 ,ba$ek] is be/1 answ]$ ,mr4 ,ali54 ,:y d y object to ,ba$ek]8 ,! %ick cross$ 8 h&s1 & look$ d[n at him ) ! pity+ eyes ( ,islam4 ,ba$ek] bad book1 he repeat$2 ,murray v1 v good4 ,murray say1 ',give ! %eik half a cr[n'2 ,ba$ek] say1 ',give ! %eik a %ill+4' ,:at d y consid] ! mo/ important ev5t 9 ! hi/ory ( ,p>is8 ,well1 repli$ ! t\ri/1 :o _h gr[n we>y ( di/ribut+ tips1 s f> z f9ancial prosp]ity is conc]n$1 ,i %\ld say ! discov]y ( ,am]ica 0 ! mak+ ( ?is t[n4 ,9 tell+ ?is "o1 ,miss ,glas] always /ates t %e does n want x und]/ood t %e consid]s ! ,scot* p at all /+y2 b !y are a v c>eful & ?rifty race4 ,an intimate fri5d ( h]'s 0 v anxi\s to h a well kn[n ,scot*man meet ,miss ,glas]1 & gave h] a lett] ( introduction to him4 ,miss ,glas]1 wi%+ to %[ him all ! att5tion possible1 invit$ him to a d9n] :i* %e 0 giv+ 9 ,london & aft] r an elaborate repa/ ! bill 0 paid1 ! wait] return+ five %ill+s4 ,%e let x lie1 int5d+1 ( c\rse1 to give x to ! wait]4 ,! ,scot*man glanc$ at ! money v frequ5tly1 & f9ally he said1 8 natural ?rift gett+ ! be/ ( him3 ,are y go+ to give all t to ! wait]8 ,9 a inimitable way1 ,miss ,glas] quietly repli$3 ,no1 take "s4 ,a tip is a small sum ( money y give to somebody because y're afraid he won't l n be+ paid = some?+ y hav5't ask$ him to d4--,! ,bailie1 ,glasg[4 ,,titles ,,( ,,honor ,,& ,,nobility ,an ,engli% "l 0 travel+ ?r\gh ?is c\ntry ) a small p>ty ( fri5ds4 ,at a f>mh\se ! own] invit$ ! p>ty 9 to supp]4 ,! good h\sewife1 :ile prep>+ ! table1 discov]+ %e 0 ent]ta9+ nobility1 0 ne>ly ov]come ) surprise & elation4 ,:ile seat$ at ! table sc>cely a mom5t's peace did %e grant h] di/+ui%$ gue/ 9 h] endeavor to s]ve & please him4 ,x 0 ,my ,"l1 w y h "s ( ?is8 & ,my ,"l1 d try t1 ,take a piece ( ?is1 my ,"l1 until ! meal 0 ne>ly f9i%$4 ,! little f\r-ye>-old son ( ! family1 h]et(ore unnotic$1 dur+ a mom5t ( supreme quiet saw 8 lord%ip try+ to rea* ! pickle-di%1 :i* 0 j out ( 8 rea*1 & turn+ to 8 "m said3 ,say1 ,ma1 ,god wants a pickle4 ,dean ,/anley 0 once visit+ a fri5d :o gave "o ( ! pages /rict ord]s t 9 ! morn+ he 0 to g & knock at ! ,dean's door1 & :5 ! ,dean inquir$ :o 0 knock+ he 0 to say3 ,! boy1 my ,"l4 ,accord+ to directions he knock$ & ! ,dean ask$3 ,:o is !re8 ,emb>rass$ by ! voice ( ! great man ! page answ]$3 ,! ,"l1 my boy4 ,h[ did he get 8 title ( colonel8 ,he got x to di/+ui% him f 8 wife's fir/ husb&1 :o 0 a capta91 & 8 wife's second husb&1 :o 0 a major4 ,= titles d n reflect honor on m51 b r m5 on _! titles4--,ma*iavelli4 ,i hope ,i %all always possess firmness & virtue en\gh to ma9ta9 :at ,i consid] ! mo/ enviable ( all titles1 ! "* ( an ,hone/ ,man4--,george ,wa%+ton4 ,,toa/s ,see ,dr9k+2 ,good fell[%ip2 ,woman4 ,,tobacco ,tobaccy wan/ sav$ my life1 said ,paddy ,blake1 an invet]ate smok]4 ,h[ 0 t8 inquir$ 8 companion4 ,ye see1 ,i 0 digg9' a well1 & came up = a good smoke1 & :ile ,i 0 up ! well cav$ 94 ,see also ,smok+4 ,,t\ri/s ,see ,li>s2 ,travel]s4 ,,trade ,,unions ,,*airman ,,( ,,! ,,committee--,is ?is ! place :]e y are happy all ! "t8 ,,/4 ,,pet] 7pr\dly7--,x is1 sir4 ,well1 ,i repres5t ! union1 & if we come 9 we c only agree to be happy eight h\rs a day4 ,,tramps ,,lady--,c't y f9d "w8 ,,tramp--,yessum2 b ev]yone wants a ref]5ce f my la/ employ]4 ,,lady--,& c't y get "o8 ,,tramp--,no1 mum4 ,y] see1 he's be5 dead tw5ty-eight ye>s4 ,,transmutation ,fr$ ,/one1 ( ,montgom]y & ,/one fame1 & ,eug5e ,wood1 ^: /ories & essays are well kn[n1 met on ,broadway rec5tly4 ,!y /opp$ = a mom5t to ex*ange a few *e]ful views1 :5 a woman 9 a p>ticul>ly noticeable %ea?-g[n pass$4 ,simultane\sly1 ,wood turn$ to ,/one2 ,/one turn$ to ,wood2 !n bo? turn$ to rubb]4 ,,travel]s ,an ,am]ican t\ri/1 :o 0 /opp+ 9 ,tokio _h visit$ e po9t ( int]e/ & _h se5 ev]y?+ to be se5 except a ,%9to fun]al4 ,f9ally %e appeal$ to ! ,japanese cl]k ( ! hotel1 ask+ him to in/ruct h] guide to take h] to "o4 ,! cl]k 0 polit5ess itself4 ,he b[$ gravely & repli$3 ,i am v sorry1 ,madam1 b ?is is n ! season = fun]als4 ,a g5tleman ^: travel-talks are kn[n ?r\gh\t ! _w tells ! foll[+ on himself3 ,i 0 book$ = a lecture "o night at a little place 9 ,scotl& f\r miles f a railway /ation4 ,! '*airman' ( ! occasion1 aft] introduc+ me z '! mon :a's coom "h tae broad5 oor intellects1' said t he felt a wee bit ( pray] w\ld n be out ( place4 ',o ,"l1' he cont9u$1 'put x intae ! he>t ( ?is mon tae speak ! tru?1 ! hale tru?1 & nae?+ b ! tru?1 & gie u grace tae und]/an' him4' ,!n1 ) a glance at me1 ! *airman said1 ',i've be5 a travel] meself6'--,f5imore ,m>l94 ,two "y ,am]icans t\r+ ,italy = ! fir/ "t /opp$ (f "o night at ,pisa1 :]e !y fell 9 ) a convivial p>ty at a cafe4 ,go+ hil>i\sly home "o pu%$ ! o!r aga9/ a build+ & held him !re4 ,great heav5s6 cri$ ! man next ! wall1 sudd5ly glanc+ up at ! /ructure above him4 ,see :at we're do+6 ,bo? roi/]]s fl$4 ,!y left t[n on an e>ly morn+ tra91 n ?9k+ x safe to /ay ov] & see ! fam\s lean+ t[]4 ,mr4 ,hiram ,jones _h j return$ f a p]sonally conduct$ t\r ( ,europe4 ,i suppose1 comm5t$ a fri5d1 t :5 y 7 9 ,engl& y did z ! ,engli% d & dropp$ y\r ,h's4 ,no1 moodily respond$ ! return$ travell]2 ,i didn't4 ,i did z ! ,am]icans d4 ,i dropp$ my ,v's & ,x's4 ,!n he sl[ly me&]$ d[n to ! bank to see if he c\ldn't get ! mortgage ext5d$4--,w4 ,hanny4 ,a numb] ( t\ri/s 7 rec5tly look+ d[n ! crat] ( ,vesuvius4 ,an ,am]ican g5tleman said to 8 companion4 ,t looks a good deal l ! inf]nal regions4 ,an ,engli% lady1 ov]he>+ ! rem>k1 said to ano!r3 ,good graci\s6 ,h[ ^! ,am]icans d travel4 ,an ,am]ican t\ri/ hail+ f ! we/ 0 out sight-see+ 9 ,london4 ,!y took him abo>d ! old battle-%ip ,victory1 :i* 0 ,"l ,nelson's flag%ip 9 sev]al ( 8 mo/ fam\s naval triumphs4 ,an ,engli% sailor escort$ ! ,am]ican ov] ! vessel1 & com+ to a rais$ brass tablet on ! deck he said1 z he rev]5tly remov$ 8 hat3 ',ere1 sir1 is ! spot :]e ,"l ,nelson fell4 ,oh1 is x8 repli$ ! ,am]ican1 blankly4 ,well1 t a9't no?9'4 ,i ne>ly tripp$ on ! blame ?+ myself4 ,on "o ( ! fam\s sc5ic r\tes ( ! we/ !re is a brakeman :o has lo/ ! =ef+] ( 8 "r h&4 ,8 pres5t assignm5t z re>-end brakeman on a pass5g] tra9 places him 9 ! obs]vation c>1 :]e he is ! t>get = an almo/ unceas+ fusillade ( que/ions f t\ri/s :o insi/ ^u hav+ ! "n1 &1 if possible1 ! hi/ory1 ( all ! m\nta9 caons & po9ts ( int]e/ along ! r\te4 ,"o especially en?usia/ic lady t\ri/ _h kept up h] ,gattl+ fire ( que/ions until %e _h ?or\ghly ma/]$ ! geography ( ! c\ntry4 ,!n %e v5tur$ to ask ! brakeman h[ he _h lo/ 8 f+]3 ,cut (f 9 mak+ a c\pl+ betwe5 c>s1 ,i suppose8 ,no1 madam2 ,i wore t f+] (f po9t+ out sc5]y to t\ri/s4 ,"k mo/ ( ! rooms ( ?y native c\ntry be=e ?\ goe/ ov] ! ?re%old !re(4--,full]4 ,:5 ,i 0 at home1 ,i 0 9 a bett] place2 b travel]s mu/ be cont5t4--,%akespe>e4 ,z ! ,spani% prov]b says1 ,he :o w\ld br+ home ! weal? ( ! ,indies mu/ c>ry ! weal? ( ! ,indies ) him4 ,s x is 9 travel+3 a man mu/ c>ry k ) him1 if he w\ld br+ home k4--,samuel ,johnson4 ,,treason ,x 0 dur+ ! ,p>nell agitation 9 ,irel& t an anti-,p>nellite1 criticis+ ! ways ( t5ants 9 treat+ abs5tee l&lords1 exclaim$ to ,ar*bi%op ,ryan ( ,philadelphia3 ,:y1 x looks v mu* l treason4 ,in/antly came ! answ] 9 ! ,ar*bi%op's be/ brogue3 ,sure1 treason is reason :5 !re's an abs5t 't'4 ,treason do? nev] prosp]3 :at's ! reason8 ,:y if x prosp]1 none d>e call x treason4 ,,trees ,,curi\s ,,*>ley--,d nuts gr[ on trees1 fa!r8 ,,fa!r--,!y d1 my son4 ,,curi\s ,,*>ley--,!n :at tree does ! d\ghnut gr[ on8 ,,fa!r--,! pantry1 my son4 ,,trigonometry ,a prison] 0 br\ght be=e a police magi/rate4 ,he look$ ar\nd & discov]$ t 8 cl]k 0 abs5t4 ,"h1 (fic]1 he said1 :at's ?is man *>g$ )8 ,bigotry1 y\r ,honor1 repli$ ! policeman4 ,he's got ?ree wives4 ,! magi/rate look$ at ! (fic] z ?\gh a/\nd$ at su* ignorance4 ,:y1 (fic]1 he said1 t's n bigotry--t's trigonometry4 ,,tr\ble ,:at is ! tr\ble1 wifey8 ,no?+4 ,yes1 !re is4 ,:at are y cry+ ab\t1 some?+ t happ5$ at home or some?+ t happ5$ 9 a novel8 ,x 0 m>ri$ m5's night at ! revival meet+4 ,let all y husb&s :o h tr\bles on y\r m9ds /& up6 %\t$ ! prea*] at ! height ( 8 spasm4 ,in/antly e man 9 ! *ur* arose except "o4 ,ah6 exclaim$ ! prea*]1 pe]+ out at ?is lone individual1 :o occupi$ a *air ne> ! door4 ,y are "o 9 a million4 ,x a9't t1 pip$ back ?is "o helplessly z ! re/ ( ! congregation gaz$ suspici\sly at him3 ,i c't get up--,i'm p>alyz$6 ,,judge--,y\r innoc5ce is prov$4 ,y are acquitt$4 ,,prison] 7to ! jury7--,v sorry1 inde$1 g5tlem51 to h giv5 y all ?is tr\ble = no?+4 ,a fri5d ( m9e1 return+ to 8 home 9 ,virg9ia aft] sev]al ye>s' abs5ce1 met "o ( ! old negroes1 a =m] s]vant ( 8 family4 ,uncle ,moses1 he said1 ,i he> y got m>ri$4 ,yes1 ,m>se ,tom1 ,i is1 & ,i's hav+ a m\ghty tr\blesome "t1 ,m>se ,tom1 m\ghty tr\blesome4 ,:at's ! tr\ble8 said my fri5d4 ,:y1 dat yall] woman1 ,m>se ,tom4 ,%e all de "t ax9' me f] money4 ,%e don't give me no peace4 ,h[ long h y be5 m>ri$1 ,uncle ,moses8 ,nigh on t] two ye>s1 come dis spr+4 ,& h[ mu* money h y giv5 h]8 ,well1 ,i a9't done g9 h] none yit4--,sue ,m4,m4 ,halsey4 ,if y want to =get all y\r o!r tr\bles1 we> tight %oes4 ,nev] be> m ?an "o k9d ( tr\ble at a "t4 ,"s p be> ?ree--all !y h _h1 all !y h n[1 & all !y expect to h4--,edw>d ,ev]ett ,hale4 ,,tru/s ,a tru/ is kn[n by ! companies x keeps4--,ellis ,o4 ,jones4 ,,tompk9s--,v5tley has receiv$ a million doll>s = 8 pat5t egg dat+ ma*9e4 ,y "k x is absolutely int]f]5ce-pro(1 & dates correctly & indelibly z ! egg is be+ laid4 ,,dewley--,is ! ma*9e on ! m>ket yet8 ,,tomk9s--,oh1 my no6 & x won't be on ! m>ket4 ,! pat5t 0 b\ght by ! ,cold ,/orage ,tru/4 ,,tru? ,!re 0 a "y lady nam$ ,ru?1 ,:o _h a great passion = tru?4 ,%e said %e w\ld die ,be=e %e w\ld lie1 ,& %e di$ 9 ! prime ( h] y\?4 ,wom5 d n really l to deceive _! husb&s1 b !y are too t5d]-he>t$ to make !m unhappy by tell+ !m ! tru?4 ,nature 444 has buri$ tru? deep 9 ! bottom ( ! sea4--,democritus4 ,tis /range--b true2 = tru? is always /range1 ,/rang] ?an fiction4--,byron4 ,,turkeys ,ah1 says ! ,*ri/mas gue/4 ,h[ ,i wi% ,i c\ld sit d[n to a ,*ri/mas d9n] ) "o ( ^? turkeys we rais$ on ! f>m1 :5 ,i 0 a boy1 z ! c5tral figure6 ,well1 says ! ho/1 y nev] c tell4 ,?is may be "o ( !m4--,life4 ,,tutors ,a tutor :o toot$ a flute ,tri$ to tea* two "y toot]s to toot4 ,said ! two to ! tutor1 ,is x h>d] to toot1 or ,to tutor two tutors to toot8 --,c>olyn ,wells4 ,,tw9s ,fai?1 ,mrs4 ,o',h>a1 h[ d' ye till ?im tw9s ap>rt8 ,aw1 't is aisy--,i /icks me f+] 9 ,d9nis's m\?1 an' if he bites ,i "k x's ,moike4--,h>v>d ,lampoon4 ,,umbrellas ,a man left 8 umbrella 9 ! /& 9 a hotel rec5tly1 ) a c>d be>+ ! foll[+ inscription atta*$ to x3 ,?is umbrella belongs to a man :o c deal a bl[ ( #bej p\nds weight4 ,i %all be back 9 t5 m9utes4 ,on return+ to seek 8 prop]ty he f\nd 9 its place a c>d ?us inscrib$3 ,?is c>d 0 left "h by a man :o c run twelve miles an h\r4 ,i %all n be back4 ,a reputable citiz5 _h left f\r umbrellas to be repair$4 ,at noon he _h lun*eon 9 a re/aurant1 & z he 0 dep>t+ he abs5t-m9d$ly />t$ to take an umbrella f a hook ne> 8 hat4 ,t's m9e1 sir1 said a woman at ! next table4 ,he apologiz$ & w5t out4 ,:5 he 0 go+ home 9 a /reet c> ) 8 f\r repair$ umbrellas1 ! woman he _h se5 9 ! re/aurant got 94 ,%e glanc$ f him to 8 umbrellas & said3 ,i see y _h a good day4 ,t's a swell umbrella y c>ry4 ,isn't x8 ,did y come by x hone/ly8 ,i hav5't q figur$ out4 ,x />t$ to ra9 ! o!r day & ,i /epp$ into a doorway to wait till x /opp$4 ,!n ,i saw a "y fell[ com+ along ) a nice l>ge umbrella1 & ,i ?\ght if he 0 go+ z f> z my h\se ,i w\ld beg ! %elt] ( 8 timb]%oot4 ,s ,i /epp$ out & ask$3 ',:]e are y go+ ) t umbrella1 "y fell[8' & he dropp$ ! umbrella & ran4 ,"o day a man exhibit$ a h&some umbrella4 ,x's wond]ful h[ ,i make ?+s la/1 he exclaim$4 ,look at ?is umbrella1 n[4 ,i b\ght x elev5 ye>s ago4 ,s9ce !n ,i _h x recov]$ twice4 ,i _h new ribs put 9 9 #aiaj1 & la/ mon? ,i ex*ang$ x = a new "o 9 a re/aurant4 ,& "h x is--z good z new4 ,,value ,! tr\ble ) fa!r1 said ! gild$ y\?1 is t he has no idea ( ! value ( money4 ,y don't mean to imply t he is a sp5d?rift8 ,n at all4 ,b he puts 8 money away & doesn't appe> to h any appreciation ( all ! ?+s he might buy ) x4 ,,vanity ,,mcgorry--,i'll buy yez no new hat1 d' yez mo9d ?ot8 ,ye are va9 en\gh ahlriddy4 ,,mrs4 ,,mcgorry--,me va98 ,oi'm n6 ,%ure1 ,oi don't t'ink mesilf half z good look9' z ,oi am4 ,( c\rse1 said a suffragette lectur]1 ,i admit t wom5 are va9 & m5 are n4 ,!re are a ?\s& pro(s t ?is is s4 ,:y1 ! necktie ( ! h&some/ man 9 ! room is ev5 n[ up ! back ( 8 coll>4 ,!re 7 six m5 pres5t & ea* ( !m put 8 h& g5tly beh9d 8 neck4 ,a ,new ,york woman ( great beauty call$ "o day ^u a fri5d1 br++ ) h] h] elev5-ye>-old daught]1 :o gives promise ( becom+ z great a beauty z h] "m4 ,x *anc$ t ! call]s 7 %[n into a room :]e ! fri5d _h be5 receiv+ a mill9]1 & !re 7 sev]al beautiful hats ly+ ab\t4 ,dur+ ! conv]sation ! little girl amus$ h]self by exam9+ ! mill9]'s creations4 ,( ! numb] t %e tri$ on1 %e seem$ p>ticul>ly pleas$ ) a l>ge black affair :i* set (f h] light hair *>m+ly4 ,turn+ to h] "m1 ! little girl said3 ,i look j l y n[1 ,"m1 don't ,i8 ,%6 caution$ ! "m1 ) uplift$ f+]4 ,don't be va91 de>4 ,t :i* makes ! vanity ( o!rs unbe>able to u is t :i* w\nds our own4--,la ,ro*ef\cauld4 ,,v]satility ,a cl]gyman :o adv]tis$ = an organi/ receiv$ ?is reply3 ,de> ,sir3 ,i notice y h a vacancy = an organi/ & music tea*]1 ei!r lady or g5tleman4 ,hav+ be5 bo? = sev]al ye>s ,i beg to apply = ! position4 ,,voice ,a lanky c\ntry y\? ent]$ ! crossroads g5]al /ore to ord] "s groc]ies4 ,he 0 sev5te5 ye>s old & 0 pass+ ?r\gh t /age ( adolesc5ce dur+ :i* a boy seems all h&s & feet1 & 8 vocal organs1 rapidly develop+1 are wont to cause 8 voice to und]go sudd5 & involunt>y *anges f high treble to l[ bass4 ,9 an au?oritative rumbl+ bass voice he dem&$ ( ! busy cl]k1 ,give me a c ( corn 7!n1 8 voice sudd5ly *ang+ to a %rill falsetto1 he cont9u$7 & a sack ( fl\r4 ,well1 don't be 9 a hurry4 ,i c't wait on bo? ( y at once1 snapp$ ! cl]k4 ,,aspir+ ,,vocali/--,pr(essor1 d y ?9k ,i w ev] be able to d any?+ ) my voice8 ,,p]spir+ ,,tea*]--,well x might come 9 h&y 9 case ( fire or %ipwreck4--,cornell ,wid[4 ,! devil ha? n1 9 all 8 quiv]'s *oice1 ,an arr[ = ! he>t l a sweet voice4 --,byron4 ,,wages ,me gotta da good job1 said ,pictro1 z he gave ! monkey a little m l9e aft] gr9d+ out on 8 organ a selection f ,santa ,lucia4 ,getta =ty doll> da mon? & eata myself2 ?irty da mon? if da boss eata me4 ,comm5t+ on ! comp>atively small sal>ies all[$ by ,congress = s]vices r5d]$ 9 ! executive bran* ( ! ,gov]nm5t & ! m lib]al pay ( "s ( ! (ficials1 a man 9 public life said3 ,x rem9ds me ( ! way a gang ( labor]s us$ to be paid d[n my way4 ,! money 0 ?r[n at a ladd]1 & :at /uck to ! rungs w5t to ! work]s1 :ile t :i* fell ?r\gh w5t to ! bosses4 ,a c]ta9 prom95t lawy] ( ,toronto is 9 ! habit ( lectur+ 8 (fice /aff f ! junior p>tn] d[n1 & ,tommy1 ! (fice boy1 comes 9 = 8 full %>e ( ! admonition4 ,t 8 words 7 appreciat$ 0 made evid5t to ! lawy] by a conv]sation betwe5 ,tommy & ano!r (fice boy on ! same floor :i* he rec5tly ov]he>d4 ,wot*] wages8 ask$ ! o!r boy4 ,t5 ?\s& a ye>1 repli$ ,tommy4 ,aw1 g'wan6 ,sure1 insi/$ ,tommy1 unaba%$4 ,f\r doll>s a week 9 ca%1 an' de re/ 9 legal advice4 ,:ile an ,iri%man 0 gaz+ 9 ! w9d[ ( a ,wa%+ton book/ore ! foll[+ sign caught 8 eye3 ,,dick5s' ,,works ,,all ,,?is ,,week ,,= ,,only #d4,,oo ,! divvle he does6 exclaim$ ,pat 9 disgu/4 ,! dirty scab6 ,! diff]5ce betwe5 wages & sal>y is--:5 y receive wages y save two doll>s a mon?1 :5 y receive sal>y y borr[ two doll>s a mon?4 ,he is well paid t is well satisfi$4--,%akespe>e4 ,! ideal social /ate is n t 9 :i* ea* gets an equal am\nt ( weal?1 b 9 :i* ea* gets 9 proportion to 8 contribution to ! g5]al /ock4--,h5ry ,george4 ,,wait]s ,recipe = a wait]3 ,/uff a hir$ dress-suit case ) an ef=t to please1 ,add a half-doz5 /umbles & trips2 ,remove 8 "r ?umb f ! cranb]ry sauce1 ,roll 9 crumbs1 melt$ butt] & tips4 --,life4 ,,w> ,flag ( truce1 ,excell5cy4 ,well1 :at d ! revolutioni/s want8 ,!y w\ld l to ex*ange a c\ple ( ,g5]als = a c ( cond5s$ milk4 ,if y favor w>1 dig a tr5* 9 y\r backy>d1 fill x half full ( wat]1 crawl into x1 & /ay !re = a day or two )\t any?+ to eat1 get a lunatic to %oot at y ) a brace ( revolv]s & a ma*9e gun1 & y w h some?+ j z good1 & y w save y\r c\ntry a great deal ( exp5se4 ,:o are ^? p :o are *e]+8 ask$ ! recruit z ! soldi]s m>*$ to ! tra94 ,^?1 repli$ ! vet]an1 are ! p :o are n go+4--,puck4 ,he :o did well 9 w>1 j e>ns ! "r ,to beg9 do+ well 9 peace4 --,rob]t ,br[n+4 ,a great & la/+ w> c nev] be support$ on ?is pr9ciple patriotism alone4 ,x mu/ be aid$ by a prospect ( int]e/1 or "s rew>d4--,george ,wa%+ton4 ,see also ,arbitration1 ,int]national2 ,european ,w>4 ,,w>n+s ,pietro _h drift$ d[n to ,florida & 0 work+ ) a gang at railroad con/ruction4 ,he _h be5 told to bew>e ( rattlesnakes1 b assur$ t !y w\ld always give ! w>n+ rattle be=e /rik+4 ,"o hot day he 0 eat+ 8 noon lun*eon on a p9e log :5 he saw a big rattl] coil$ a few feet 9 front ( him4 ,he ey$ ! s]p5t & began to lift 8 legs ov] ! log4 ,he _h b>ely got !m out ( ! way :5 ! snake's fangs hit ! b>k b5ea? him4 ,son ( a guna6 yell$ ,pietro4 ,:y y no r+a da bell8 ,,wa%+ton1 ,,george ,a ,b>negat s*oolma'am _h be5 tell+ h] pupils some?+ ab\t ,george ,wa%+ton1 & f9ally %e ask$3 ,c any "o n[ tell me :i* ,wa%+ton 0--a great g5]al or a great admiral8 ,! small son ( a fi%]man rais$ 8 h&1 & %e signal$ him to speak4 ,he 0 a great g5]al1 said ! boy4 ,i se5 a picture ( him cross+ ! ,delaw>e1 & no great admiral w\ld put out f %ore /&+ up 9 a skiff4 ,a ,scotsman visit+ ,am]ica /ood gaz+ at a f9e /atue ( ,george ,wa%+ton1 :5 an ,am]ican approa*$4 ,t 0 a great & good man1 ,s&y1 said ! ,am]ican2 a lie nev] pass$ 8 lips4 ,weel1 said ! ,scot1 ,i praysume he talk$ ?r\gh 8 nose l ! re/ ( ye4 ,,wasps ,! wasp _c speak1 b :5 he says ,drop x1 9 8 own inimitable way1 nei!r boy nor man %[s any rem>kable desire to hold on4 ,,wa/e ,! automobile ru%$ d[n ! road--huge1 gigantic1 sublime4 ,ov] ! f5ce hung ! woman :o works h>d & long-h] husb& is at ! cafe & %e has ?irte5 little ones4 7,an unlucky numb]47 ,sudd5ly ^u ! ?irte5? came ! auto1 unsee+1 slew him1 & humm$ on1 unkn[+4 ,! woman :o works h>d & long ru%$ =w>d ) h&s1 h&s made r\gh by toil1 uprais$4 ,%e paus$ & /ood in>ticulate--a goddess1 a giantess4 ,!n %e hurl$ =? ^! words ( d]ision1 ( despair3 ,mon ,dieu6 ,& ,i'd j wa%$ him6--,lit]ally translat$ f ,le ,sport ( ,p>is4 ,a ,bo/on physician tells ( ! case ( a t5-ye>-old boy1 :o1 by reason ( an attack ( fev]1 became deaf4 ,! physician c\ld af=d ! lad b little relief1 s ! boy appli$ himself to ! task ( le>n+ ! deaf-&-dumb alphabet4 ,! o!r memb]s ( 8 family1 too1 acquir$ a work+ k ( ! alphabet1 9 ord] t !y might conv]se ) ! un=tunate y\ng/]4 ,dur+ ! c\rse ( ! next few mon?s1 h[ev]1 ,tommy's he>+ sudd5ly return$ to him1 assi/$ no d\bt by a slight op]ation p]=m$ by ! physician4 ,e "o 01 ( c\rse1 delight$1 p>ticul>ly ! boy's "m1 :o "o day exclaim$3 ,oh1 ,tommy1 isn't x delightful to talk to & he> u aga98 ,yes1 ass5t$ ,tommy1 b ) a degree ( hesitation2 b "h we've all le>n$ ! sign language1 & we c't f9d any m use = x6 ,,weal? ,if y want to make a liv+ y h to "w = x1 :ile if y want to get ri* y mu/ g ab\t x 9 "s o!r way4 ,! traditional fool & 8 money are lucky ev] to h got toge!r 9 ! fir/ place4--,puck4 ,he t is pr\d ( ri*es is a fool4 ,= if he be exalt$ above 8 neighbors because he ha? m gold1 h[ mu* inf]ior is he to a gold m9e6--,j]emy ,taylor4 ,,wea!r ,h[ did y f9d ! wea!r 9 ,london8 ask$ ! fri5d ( ! return$ travel]4 ,y don't h to f9d ! wea!r 9 ,london1 repli$ ! travel]4 ,x bumps into y at e corn]4 ,an ,am]ican & a ,scotsman 7 discuss+ ! cold exp]i5c$ 9 w9t] 9 ! ,nor? ( ,scotl&4 ,:y1 x's no?+ at all comp>$ to ! cold we h 9 ! ,/ates1 said ! ,am]ican4 ,i c recollect "o w9t] :5 a %eep1 jump+ f a hillock into a field1 became sudd5ly froz5 on ! way1 & /uck 9 ! air l a mass ( ice4 ,b1 man1 exclaim$ ! ,scotsman1 ! law ( gravity w\ldn't all[ t4 ,i "k t1 repli$ ! tale-pit*]4 ,b ! law ( gravity 0 froz51 too6 ,two comm]cial travel]s1 "o f ,london & "o f ,new ,york1 7 discuss+ ! wea!r 9 _! respective c\ntries4 ,! ,engli%man said t ,engli% wea!r _h "o great fault--its sudd5 *anges4 ,a p]son may take a walk "o day1 he said1 attir$ 9 a light summ] suit1 & /ill feel q w>m4 ,next day he ne$s an ov]coat4 ,t's no?+1 said ! ,am]ican4 ,my two fri5ds1 ,johnson & ,jones1 7 once hav+ an argum5t4 ,!re 7 eight or n9e in*es ( sn[ on ! gr\nd4 ,! argum5t got heat$1 & ,johnson pick$ up a sn[ball & ?rew x at ,jones f a di/ance ( n m ?an five y>ds4 ,dur+ ! transit ( t sn[ball1 believe me or n1 z y l1 ! wea!r *ang$ & became hot & summ] l1 & ,jones1 in/ead ( be+ hit ) a sn[ball1 0--er--scald$ ) hot wat]6 ,ex-,presid5t ,taft on "o ( 8 trips 0 play+ golf on a we/]n l9ks :5 he notic$ t he _h a p>ticul>ly good caddie1 an old man ( "s sixty ye>s1 z !y h on ! ,scotti% l9ks4 ,& :at d y d 9 w9t]8 ask$ ! ,presid5t4 ,su* odd jobs z ,i c pick up1 sir1 repli$ ! man4 ,n mu* *ance = caddy+ !n1 ,i suppose8 ask$ ! ,presid5t4 ,no1 sir1 !re is n1 repli$ ! man ) a great deal ( w>m?4 ,:5 !re's no fro/ !re's sure to be sn[1 & :5 !re's no sn[ !re's fro/1 & :5 !re's nei!r !re's sure to be ra94 ,& ! few days :5 x's f9e !y're always ,sundays4 ,on ! way to ! (fice ( 8 publi%]s "o crisp fall morn+1 ,james ,:itcomb ,riley met an unusually l>ge numb] ( acqua9tances :o comm5t$ conv5tionally ^u ! f9e wea!r4 ,?is unremitt+ applause amus$ him4 ,:5 greet$ at ! (fice ) ,nice day1 ,mr4 ,riley1 he smil$ broadly4 ,yes1 he agre$4 ,yes1 ,i've he>d x v highly spok5 (4 ,! d>ky 9 "q _h simm]$ 9 ! heat ( ,/4 ,augu/9e all 8 life1 & 0 decoy$ by ! report t color$ m5 c\ld make z mu* z #d a day 9 ,dulu?4 ,he head$ ,nor? 9 a se]suck] suit & into a h>d w9t]4 ,at ,*icago1 :ile wait+ = a tra91 he %iv]$ 9 an eng9e room1 & on ! way to ,dulu? sp$ by miles ( sn[ fields4 ,on arriv+ he f\nd ! m]cury at #ah bel[ & promptly lo/ ! use ( 8 h&s4 ,!n 8 feet /iff5$ & he lo/ all s5sation4 ,!y pick$ him up & took him to a crematory = unkn[n dead4 ,aft] he _h be5 9 ! ov5 = a:ile somebody op5$ ! door = inspection4 ,ra/us came to & %\t$3 ,%ut dat d' & close dat draff6 ,!re 0 a small boy 9 ,quebec1 ,:o 0 buri$ 9 sn[ to 8 neck2 ,:5 !y said1 ,are y friz8 ,he repli$1 ,yes1 ,i is-- ,b we don't call ?is cold 9 ,quebec4 --,rudy>d ,kipl+4 ,sun%9e is delici\s1 ra9 is refre%+1 w9d braces up1 sn[ is exhil>at+2 !re is really no su* ?+ z bad wea!r1 only diff]5t k9ds ( good wea!r4--,rusk94 ,,w$d+ ,,anniv]s>ies ,uncle ,ephraim _h put on a clean coll> & 8 be/ coat1 & 0 walk+ maje/ically up & d[n ! /reet4 ,ar5't y work+ to-day1 ,uncle8 ask$ somebody4 ,no1 suh4 ,i'se celebrat+' mah gold5 w$d9' suh4 ,y 7 m>ri$ fifty ye>s ago to-day1 !n6 ,yes1 suh4 ,well1 :y isn't y\r wife help+ y to celebrate8 ,mah pres5t wife1 suh1 repli$ ,uncle ,ephraim ) dignity1 a9't got no?9' to d ) x4 ,,w$d+ ,,pres5ts ,among ! pres5ts lately %[]$ ^u a dusky bride 9 a rural section ( ,virg9ia1 0 "o t 0 a gift ( an old woman ) :om bo? bride & groom 7 great favorites4 ,"s "t ago1 x appe>s1 ! old woman accumulat$ a supply ( c>dbo>d mottoes1 :i* %e work$ & _h fram$ z occasion arose4 ,s x happ5$ t 9 a neat comb9ation ( blues & r$s1 susp5d$ by a cord ( orange1 !re hung ov] ! table :]eon ! o!r pres5ts 7 display$ = ! delectation ( ! w$d+ gue/s1 ?is motto3 ,,fight ,,on2 ,,fight ,,ev]4 ,,w$d+s ,an actor :o 0 m>ri$ rec5tly = ! ?ird "t1 & ^: bride _h be5 m>ri$ once be=e1 wrote across ! bottom ( ! w$d+ invitations3 ,be sure & come2 ?is is no amateur p]=mance4 ,a weal?y "y woman f ! we/ 0 rec5tly w$d$ to a memb] ( ! nobility ( ,engl&1 & ! c]emony occurr$ 9 ! mo/ fa%ionable ( ,london *ur*es--,/4 ,george's4 ,among ! gue/s 0 a c\s9 ( ! bride1 z /urdy an ,am]ican z c be imag9$4 ,he gave an int]e/+ summ>y ( ! w$d+ :5 ask$ by a girl fri5d :e!r ! m>riage 0 a happy "o4 ,happy8 ,i %\ld say x 01 said ! c\s94 ,! bride 0 happy1 h] "m 0 ov]joy$1 ,"l ,/ickleigh1 ! groom1 0 9 ec/asies1 & 8 cr$itors1 ,i und]/&1 7 9 a /ate ( absolute bliss4--,edwun ,t>risse4 ,! be/ man notic$ t "o ( ! w$d+ gue/s1 a gloomy-look+ "y man1 did n seem to be enjoy+ himself4 ,he 0 w&]+ ab\t z ?\gh he _h lo/ 8 la/ fri5d4 ,! be/ man took x ^u himself to *e] him up4 ,er--h y kiss$ ! bride8 he ask$ by way ( introduction4 ,n lately1 repli$ ! gloomy "o ) a f>-away expression4 ,! curate ( a l>ge & fa%ionable *ur* 0 endeavor+ to tea* ! significance ( :ite to a ,sunday-s*ool class4 ,:y1 said he1 does a bride inv>iably desire to be clo!d 9 :ite at h] m>riage8 ,z no "o answ]$1 he expla9$4 ,:ite1 said he1 /&s = joy1 & ! w$d+-day is ! mo/ joy\s occasion ( a woman's life4 ,a small boy qu]i$1 ,:y d ! m5 all we> black8--,m4,j4 ,moor4 ,lilly ,may came to h] mi/ress4 ,ah w\ld l a week's vacation1 ,miss ,annie1 %e said1 9 h] s(t negro acc5t2 ,ah wants to be m>ri$4 ,lillie _h be5 a good girl1 s h] mi/ress gave h] ! week's vacation1 a :ite dress1 a veil & a plum-cake4 ,promptly at ! end ( ! week ,lillie return$1 radiant4 ,oh1 ,miss ,annie6 %e exclaim$1 ,ah 0 ! mos' lovely bride6 ,ma dress 0 pcrfec'1 ma veil mos' lovely1 ! cake mos' good6 ,an' oh1 ! danc9' an' ! eat9'6 ,well1 ,lillie1 ?is s\nds delightful1 said h] mi/ress1 b y h left out ! po9t ( y\r /ory--,i hope y h a good husb&4 ,lillie's tone *ang$ to indignation3 ,n[1 ,miss ,annie1 :at yo' ?9k8 ,?a' d>n nigg] nebb] turn up6 ,!re is liv+ 9 ,ill9ois a solemn man :o is (t5 funny )\t mean+ to be4 ,at ! "t ( 8 w$d+1 he liv$ 9 a t[n "s di/ance f ! home ( ! bride4 ,! w$d+ 0 to be at h] h\se4 ,on ! ev5tful day ! solemn man />t$ = ! /ation1 b on ! way met ! village groc]1 :o talk$ s ent]ta9+ly t ! bridegroom miss$ 8 tra94 ,naturally he 0 9 a /ate4 ,some?+ mu/ be done1 & done quickly4 ,s he s5t ! foll[+ telegram3 ,don't m>ry till ,i come4--,,h5ry4 --,h[>d1 ,morse4 ,9 all ! w$d+ cake1 hope is ! sweete/ ( ! plums4--,d\glas ,j]rold4 ,,weights ,,& ,,measures ,didn't ,i tell ye to fe$ t cat a p\nd ( meat e day until ye _h h] fat8 dem&$ an ,iri% %opkeep]1 nodd+ t[>d a sickly1 emaciat$ cat t 0 sl9k+ ?r\gh ! /ore4 ,ye did ?ot1 repli$ ! assi/ant1 an ,i've j be5 aft] fe$9' h] a p\nd ( meat ?is v m9ute4 ,fai?1 an' ,i don't believe ye4 ,br+ me ! scales4 ,! poor cat 0 lift$ into ! scales4 ,?y balancd at exactly "o p\nd4 ,!re6 exclaim$ ! assi/ant triumphantly4 ,didn't ,i tell ye %e'd _h h] p\nd ( meat8 ,t's "r1 admitt$ ! boss1 scrat*+ 8 head4 ,t's y] p\nd ( meat all "r4 ,b--sudd5ly look+ up--:]e ! divvil is ! cat8 ,,welcomes ,:5 ,ex-,presid5t ,taft 0 on 8 transcont95tal t\r1 ,am]ican flags & ,taft pictures 7 9 evid5ce ev]y:]e4 ,usually ! ,taft pictures conta9$ a ^w ( welcome "u !m4 ,^? :o he>d ! ,presid5t's laugh r+ out w n soon =get ! we/]n city :i*1 directly "u ! b>r$ w9d[ ( ! city lockup1 display$ a ,taft picture ) ! leg5d ,welcome on x4--,hugh ,mori/4 ,come 9 ! ev5+1 or come 9 ! morn+1 ,come :5 y're look$ =1 or come )\t w>n+1 ,kisses & welcome y'll f9d "h be=e y1 ,& ! (t5] y come "h ! m ,i'll adore y4 --,?omas ,o4 ,davis4 ,,we/1 ,,! ,,ea/]n ,,lady 7travel+ 9 ,montana7--,! idea ( call+ ?is ! ',wild-,we/'6 ,:y1 ,i nev] saw su* polit5ess any:]e4 ,,c[boy--,we're all]s p]lite to ladies1 ma'am4 ,,ea/]n ,,lady--,oh1 z = t1 !re is pl5ty ( polit5ess ev]y:]e4 ,b ,i ref] to ! m54 ,:y1 9 ,new ,york ! m5 behave horribly t[>ds "o ano!r2 b "h !y treat "o ano!r z delicately z g5tlem5 9 a draw+-room4 ,,c[boy--,yes1 ma'am2 x's saf]4--,abbie ,c4 ,dixon4 ,,:isky ,?is is f an ,iri% prie/'s s]mon1 z quot$ 9 ,samuel ,m4 ,hussey's ,rem9isc5ces ( an ,iri% ,l& ,ag5t3 ',x's :isky makes y bate y\r wives2 x's :isky makes y\r homes desolate2 x's :isky makes y %oot y\r l&lords1 &'--) emphasis1 z he ?ump$ ! pulpit--'x's :isky makes y miss !m4' ,9 a rec5t trial ( a bootlegg] 9 we/]n ,k5tucky a witness te/ifi$ t he _h pur*as$ "s squirrel :isky f ! def5dant4 ,squirrel :isky8 que/ion$ ! c\rt4 ,yes1 y "k3 ! k9d t makes y talk nutty & want to climb trees4 ,g5]al ,c>t]1 :o w5t to ,texas 9 comm& ( ! regul>s s5t s\? = maneuv]s along ! ,mexican bord]1 tells ?is /ory ( an old ,iri% soldi]3 ,! m>* _h be5 a long & tiresome "o1 & z ! biv\ac 0 be+ made = ! night1 ! capta9 notic$ t ,pat 0 look+ v mu* fatigu$4 ,?9k+ t a small drop ( :isky might d him good1 ! capta9 call$ ,pat aside & said1 ,pat1 w y h a wee dr9k ( :isky8 ,pat made no answ]1 b fold$ 8 arms 9 a rev]5tial mann] & gaz$ upw>d4 ,! capta9 repeat$ ! "q sev]al times1 b no answ] f ,pat1 :o /ood sil5t & motionless1 gaz+ dev\tly into ! sky4 ,f9ally ! capta91 tak+ him by ! %\ld] & giv+ him a vigor\s %ake said3 ,pat1 :y don't y answ]8 ,i said1 ',pat1 w y h a dr9k ( :isky8' ,aft] look+ ar\nd 9 consid]able a/oni%m5t ,pat repli$3 ,& is x yez1 capta98 ,begorrah & ,i ?\ght x 0 an angel spak9' to me4 ,see also ,dr9k+4 ,,:isky ,,brea? ,see ,brea?4 ,,wid[s ,dur+ ! c\rse ( conv]sation betwe5 two ladies 9 a hotel p>lor "o said to ! o!r3 ,are y m>ri$8 ,no1 ,i am n1 repli$ ! o!r4 ,are y8 ,no1 0 ! reply1 ,i1 too1 am on ! s+le li/1 add+3 ,/range t two su* e/imable wom5 z ourselves %\ld h be5 ov]look$ 9 ! great matrimonial m>ket6 ,n[ t lady1 po9t+ to ano!r :o 0 pass+1 has be5 wid[$ f\r times1 two ( h] husb&s hav+ be5 cremat$4 ,! woman1 %e cont9u$1 is pla9 & un9t]e/+1 & yet %e has !m to burn4 ,,w9d ,,visitor--,:at became ( t o!r w9dmill t 0 "h la/ ye>8 ,,native--,!re 0 only en\gh w9d = "o1 s we took x d[n4 ,:i*ev] way ! w9d do? bl[ ,"s he>t is glad to h x s2 ,!n bl[ x ea/1 or bl[ x we/1 ,! w9d t bl[s1 t w9d is be/4 --,c>ol9e ,a4 ,mason4 ,,w9dfalls ,a ,nebraska man 0 c>ri$ =ty miles by a cyclone & dropp$ 9 a wid['s front y>d4 ,he m>ri$ ! wid[ & return$ home wor? ab\t #cj1jjj m ?an :5 he />t$4 ,,w9e ,:5 our ?ir/y s\ls we /eep1 ,e sorr['s lull'd to sleep4 ,talk ( mon>*s6 we are !n ,ri*e/1 happie/1 fir/ ( m54 ,:5 ,i dr9k1 my he>t ref9es ,& rises z ! cup decl9es2 ,rises 9 ! g5ial fl[1 ,t none b social spirits "k4 ,to-day we'll ha/e to quaff our w9e1 ,z if to-morr[ ne'er %\ld %9e2 ,b if to-morr[ comes1 :y !n-- ,we'll ha/e to quaff our w9e aga94 ,let me1 oh1 my budd+ v9e1 ,spill no o!r blood ?an ?9e4 ,yond] brimm+ goblet see1 ,t alone %all vanqui% me4 ,i pray !e1 by ! gods above1 ,give me ! mighty h[l ,i love1 ,& let me s+1 9 wild delight4 ,i w--,i w be mad to-night6 ,:5 ,fa!r ,"t sw+s r\nd 8 scy!1 ,intomb me 'nea? ! b\nte\s v9e1 ,s t its juices r$ & bly!1 ,may *e] ^! ?ir/y bones ( m9e4 --,eug5e ,field4 ,see also ,dr9k+4 ,,wi%es ,george ,wa%+ton drew a long sigh & said3 ,ah wi% ,ah _h a hundr$ wat]millions4 ,dixie's eyes light$4 ,hum6 ,dat w\ld sutt5ly be f9e6 ,an' ef yo' _h a hundr$ wat]millions w\ld yo' gib me fifty8 ,no1 ,ah w\ldn't4 ,w\ldn't yo' give me tw5ty-five8 ,no1 ,ah w\ldn't gib yo' no tw5ty-five4 ,dixie gax$ ) reproa*ful eyes at 8 close-fi/$ fri5d4 ,seems to me1 y's p[ahful /+y1 ,george ,wa%+ton1 he said1 & !n cont9u$ 9 a he>tbrok5 voice4 ,w\ldn't yo' gib me "o8 ,no1 ,ah w\ldn't gib yo' "o4 ,look a' heah1 nigg]6 ,are yo' s good = nuff5 lazy dat yo' cahn't wi% fo' yo' own wat]millions8 ,man wants b little "h bel[ ,nor wants t little long1 ',tis n ) me exactly s2 ,b'tis s 9 ! song4 ,my wants are _m1 &1 if told1 ,w\ld mu/] _m a score2 ,& 7 ea* a m9t ( gold1 ,i /ill %\ld long = m4 --,john ,qu9cy ,adams4 ,,witnesses ,! tr\ble is1 said ,wilk9s z he talk$ ! matt] ov] ) 8 c\nsel1 t 9 ! excitem5t ( ! mom5t ,i admitt$ t ,i _h be5 go+ too fa/1 & wasn't pay+ any att5tion to ! road j be=e ! collision4 ,i'm afraid t admission is go+ to prove co/ly4 ,don't wory ab\t t1 said 8 lawy]4 ,i'll br+ sev5 witnesses to te/ify t !y w\ldn't believe y "u oa?4 ,on 8 eighty-f\r? bir?day1 ,paul ,smi?1 ! vet]an ,adirondock hotel-keep]1 :o />t$ life z a guide & di$ own+ a million doll>s' wor? ( =e/ l&1 0 talk+ ab\t b\nd>y disputes ) an old fri5d4 ,didn't y he> ( ! lawsuit ov] a title t ,i _h ) ,jones d[n 9 ,malone la/ summ]8 ask$ ,paul4 ,! fri5d _h n he>d4 ,well1 said ,paul1 x 0 ?is way4 ,i sat 9 ! c\rt room be=e ! case op5$ ) my witnesses ar\nd me4 ,jones bu/$ 91 /opp$1 look$ my witnesses ov] c>efully1 & said3 ',paul1 are ^? y\r witnesses8' ',!y are1' said ,i4 ',!n y w91' said he4 ',i've _h !m witnesses twice myself4' ,,wives ,fa!r1 said a little boy1 _h ,solomon sev5 hundr$ wives8 ,i believe s1 my son1 said ! fa!r4 ,well1 fa!r1 0 he ! man :o said1 ',give me lib]ty or give me dea?8'--,t[n ,topics4 ,a *>itable lady 0 read+ ! ,old ,te/am5t to an ag$ woman :o liv$ at ! home = old p1 & *anc$ ^u ! passage conc]n+ ,solomon's h\sehold4 ,_h ,solomon really sev5 hundr$ wives8 inquir$ ! old woman1 aft] reflection4 ,oh1 yes1 ,m>y6 ,x is s /at$ 9 ! ,bible4 ,lor'1 mum6 0 ! comm5t4 ,:at privileges !m e>ly ,*ri/ians _h6 ,,casey--,n[1 phwat wu'u'd ye d 9 a case loike ?ot8 ,,clancy--,loike phwat8 ,,casey--,?' walk9' diligate tils me to /roike1 an' me ould woman ord]s me to ke-ape on wurrk9'4 ,gov]nor ,v>daman1 ( ,mississippi1 0 tak5 to task because he _h made a c]ta9 appo9tm5t1 a fri5d ma9ta9+ t ano!r man %\ld h receiv$ ! place4 ,! gov]nor li/5$ quietly & !n said3 ,did ,i ev] tell y ab\t ,mose ,williams8 ,"o day ,mose s\ght 8 employ]1 an acqua9tance ( m9e1 & inquir$3 ',say1 boss1 is yo' gw9e to t[n t'morr]8' ',i ?9k s4 ,:y8' ',well1 hit's di%away4 ,me an' ,ea/] ,johnson's gw9e to git mahr$1 an' ,ah 'l[$ to ax yo' t] git a pair ( lic5ses fo' me4 ,i %all be delight$ to oblige y1 ,mose1 & ,i hope y w be v happy4 ,! next day :5 ! g5tleman rode up to 8 h\se ! old man 0 wait+ = him4 ',did y git 'em1 boss8 he inquir$ eag]ly4 ',yes1 "h !y are4' ,mose look$ at !m ruefully1 %ak+ 8 head4 ',ah'm po'ful sorry yo' got 'em1 boss6' ',:ats ! matt]8 ,has ,ea/] gone back on y8' ',x a9't dat1 boss4 ,ah done *ang$ mah m94' ,ah'm gw9e to mahry ,sophie ,coleman1 dat freckl$-fac$ yall] girl :at works up to ,mis' ,mason's1 = %e %oly c cook6' ,well1 ,i'll try & h ! "n *ang$ = y1 b x w co/ y fifty c5ts m4' ,mose ass5t$1 some:at dubi\sly1 & ! g5tleman _h ! *ange made4 ,aga9 he f\nd ,mose wait+ = him4 ',w\ldn't *ange hit1 boss1 w\ld he8' ',c]ta9ly he *ang$ x4 ,i simply _h to pay him ! fifty c5ts4' ',ah 0 hop9' he w\ldn't d x4 ,mah m9's made up to mahry ,ea/] ,johnson aft] all4' ',y crazy nigg]1 y don't "k :at y d want4 ,:at made y *ange y\r m9d aga98' ',well1 boss1 ,ah be5 ?9k9' x ov] an' ,ah jes' 'l[$ d> wasn't fifty c5ts wu? ob diff'runce 9 dem two nigg]s4' ,a wife is a woman :o is expect$ to pur*ase )\t means1 & sew on buttons be=e !y come (f4 ,:at are y cutt+ out ( ! pap]8 ,ab\t a ,cali=nia man secur+ a divorce because 8 wife w5t ?r\gh 8 pockets4 ,:at are y go+ to d ) x8 ,put x 9 my pocket4 ,a woman mission>y 9 ,*9a 0 tak+ tea ) a m&>9's eight wives4 ,! ,*9ese ladies exam9$ h] clo?+1 h] hair1 h] tee?1 & s on1 b h] feet especially amaz$ !m4 ,:y1 cri$ "o1 y c walk or run z well z a man6 ,yes1 to be sure1 said ! mission>y4 ,c y ride a horse & swim1 too8 ,yes4 ,!n y mu/ be z /rong z a man6 ,i am4 ,& y w\ldn't let a man beat y--n ev5 if he 0 y\r husb&--w\ld y8 ,inde$ ,i w\ldn't1 ! mission>y said4 ,! m&>9's eight wives look$ at "o ano!r1 nodd+ _! heads4 ,!n ! olde/ said s(tly3 ,n[ ,i und]/& :y ! =eign devil nev] has m ?an "o wife4 ,he is afraid6--,we/]n ,*ri/ian ,advocate4 ,,pat--,i he> y\r woife is sick1 ,moike4 ,,mike--,%e is ?ot4 ,,pat--,is x dang]\s %e is8 ,,mike--,divil a bit4 ,%e's too weak to be dang]\s any m6 ,,son--,say1 mama1 fa!r broke ?is vase be=e he w5t out4 ,,"m--,my beautiful majolica vase6 ,wait till he comes back1 t's all4 ,,son--,may ,i /ay up till he does8 ,because a fell[ has six talk+ ma*9es1 said ! bo>d] :o wants to be an end man1 x doesn't foll[ t he is a ,mormon4 ,x 0 a wiz5$ little man :o appe>$ be=e ! judge & *>g$ 8 wife ) cruel & abusive treatm5t4 ,8 bett] half 0 a big1 squ>e-jaw$ woman ) a det]m9$ eye4 ,9 ! fir/ place1 :]e did y meet ?is woman :o1 accord+ to y\r /ory1 has treat$ y s dreadfully8 ask$ ! judge4 ,well1 repli$ ! little man1 mak+ a brave attempt to gl>e defiantly at 8 wife1 ,i nev] did meet h]4 ,%e j k9d ( ov]took me4 ,h>ry1 love1 exclaim$ ,mrs4 ,kn[all to h] husb&1 on 8 return "o ev5+ f ! (fice1 ,i h b-be5 d-dreadfully insult$6 ,insult$8 exclaim$ ,h>ry1 love4 ,by :om8 ,b-by y\r m-"m1 answ]$ ! "y wife1 bur/+ into te>s4 ,my "m1 ,flora8 ,nons5se6 ,%e's miles away6 ,flora dri$ h] te>s4 ,i'll tell y all ab\t x1 ,h>ry1 love1 %e said4 ,a lett] came to y ?is morn+1 address$ 9 y\r "m's writ+1 s1 ( c\rse1 ,i--,i op5$ x4 ,( c\rse1 repeat$ ,h>ry1 love1 dryly4 ,x--x 0 writt5 to y all ! way ?r\gh4 ,d y und]/&8 ,i und]/&4 ,b :]e does ! insult to y come 98 ,x--x came 9 ! p-p-po/script1 cri$ ! wife1 bur/+ into fre% floods ( br9y4 ,x s-said3 ',p-,p-,p4 ,s4--,d-de> ,flora1 d-don't f-fail to give ?is l-lett] to ,h>ry4 ,i w-want him to h x4' ',did y git 'em1 boss8 he inquir$ eag]ly4 ',yes1 "h !y are4' ,mose look$ at !m ruefully1 %ak+ 8 head4 ',ah'm po'ful sorry yo' got 'em1 boss6' ',:ats ! matt]8 ,has ,ea/] gone back on y8' ',x a9't dat1 boss4 ,ah done *ang$ mah m94' ,ah'm gw9e to mahry ,sophie ,coleman1 dat freckl$-fac$ yall] girl :at works up to ,mis' ,mason's1 = %e %oly c cook6' ,well1 ,i'll try & h ! "n *ang$ = y1 b x w co/ y fifty c5ts m4' ,mose ass5t$1 some:at dubi\sly1 & ! g5tleman _h ! *ange made4 ,aga9 he f\nd ,mose wait+ = him4 ',w\ldn't *ange hit1 boss1 w\ld he8' ',c]ta9ly he *ang$ x4 ,i simply _h to pay him ! fifty c5ts4' ',ah 0 hop9' he w\ldn't d x4 ,mah m9's made up to mahry ,ea/] ,johnson aft] all4' ',y crazy nigg]1 y don't "k :at y d want4 ,:at made y *ange y\r m9d aga98' ',well1 boss1 ,ah be5 ?9k9' x ov] an' ,ah jes' 'l[$ d> wasn't fifty c5ts wu? ob diff'runce 9 dem two nigg]s4' ,a wife is a woman :o is expect$ to pur*ase )\t means1 & sew on buttons be=e !y come (f4 ,:at are y cutt+ out ( ! pap]8 ,ab\t a ,cali=nia man secur+ a divorce because 8 wife w5t ?r\gh 8 pockets4 ,:at are y go+ to d ) x8 ,put x 9 my pocket4 ,a woman mission>y 9 ,*9a 0 tak+ tea ) a m&>9's eight wives4 ,! ,*9ese ladies exam9$ h] clo?+1 h] hair1 h] tee?1 & s on1 b h] feet especially amaz$ !m4 ,:y1 cri$ "o1 y c walk or run z well z a man6 ,yes1 to be sure1 said ! mission>y4 ,c y ride a horse & swim1 too8 ,yes4 ,!n y mu/ be z /rong z a man6 ,i am4 ,& y w\ldn't let a man beat y--n ev5 if he 0 y\r husb&--w\ld y8 ,inde$ ,i w\ldn't1 ! mission>y said4 ,! m&>9's eight wives look$ at "o ano!r1 nodd+ _! heads4 ,!n ! olde/ said s(tly3 ,n[ ,i und]/& :y ! =eign devil nev] has m ?an "o wife4 ,he is afraid6--,we/]n ,*ri/ian ,advocate4 ,,pat--,i he> y\r woife is sick1 ,moike4 ,,mike--,%e is ?ot4 ,,pat--,is x dang]\s %e is8 ,,mike--,divil a bit4 ,%e's too weak to be dang]\s any m6 ,,son--,say1 mama1 fa!r broke ?is vase be=e he w5t out4 ,,"m--,my beautiful majolica vase6 ,wait till he comes back1 t's all4 ,,son--,may ,i /ay up till he does8 ,because a fell[ has six talk+ ma*9es1 said ! bo>d] :o wants to be an end man1 x doesn't foll[ t he is a ,mormon4 ,x 0 a wiz5$ little man :o appe>$ be=e ! judge & *>g$ 8 wife ) cruel & abusive treatm5t4 ,8 bett] half 0 a big1 squ>e-jaw$ woman ) a det]m9$ eye4 ,9 ! fir/ place1 :]e did y meet ?is woman :o1 accord+ to y\r /ory1 has treat$ y s dreadfully8 ask$ ! judge4 ,well1 repli$ ! little man1 mak+ a brave attempt to gl>e defiantly at 8 wife1 ,i nev] did meet h]4 ,%e j k9d ( ov]took me4 ,h>ry1 love1 exclaim$ ,mrs4 ,kn[all to h] husb&1 on 8 return "o ev5+ f ! (fice1 ,i h b-be5 d-dreadfully insult$6 ,insult$8 exclaim$ ,h>ry1 love4 ,by :om8 ,b-by y\r m-"m1 answ]$ ! "y wife1 bur/+ into te>s4 ,my "m1 ,flora8 ,nons5se6 ,%e's miles away6 ,flora dri$ h] te>s4 ,i'll tell y all ab\t x1 ,h>ry1 love1 %e said4 ,a lett] came to y ?is morn+1 address$ 9 y\r "m's writ+1 s1 ( c\rse1 ,i--,i op5$ x4 ,( c\rse1 repeat$ ,h>ry1 love1 dryly4 ,x--x 0 writt5 to y all ! way ?r\gh4 ,d y und]/&8 ,i und]/&4 ,b :]e does ! insult to y come 98 ,x--x came 9 ! p-p-po/script1 cri$ ! wife1 bur/+ into fre% floods ( br9y4 ,x s-said3 ',p-,p-,p4 ,s4--,d-de> ,flora1 d-don't f-fail to give ?is l-lett] to ,h>ry4 ,i w-want him to h x4' ,by jove1 ,i left my purse "u ! pill[6 ,oh1 well1 y\r s]vant is hone/1 isn't %e8 ,t's j x4 ,%e'll take x to my wife4 ,!re swims no goose s gray1 b soon or late ,%e f9ds "s hone/ g&] = h] mate4 --,pope4 ,a cl]k %[$ =ty patt]ns ( g+hams to a man ^: wife _h s5t him to buy "s = h] = ,*ri/mas1 & at e patt]n ! man said3 ,my wife said %e didn't want any?+ l t4 ,! cl]k put ! la/ piece back on ! %elf4 ,sir1 he said1 y don't want g+ham4 ,:at y want is a divorce4 ,maids are ,may :5 !y are maids1 b ! sky *anges :5 !y are wives4--,%akespe>e4 ,9 ! election ( a wife1 z 9 ,a project ( w>1 to err b once is ,to be undone =ev]4 --,?omas ,middleton4 ,( e>?ly goods1 ! be/ is a good wife2 ,a bad1 ! bitt]e/ curse ( human life4 --,simonides4 ,see also ,dome/ic f9ance2 ,suffragettes2 ,talk]s2 ,temp]2 ,woman suffrage4 ,,woman ,woman--! only sex :i* atta*es m importance to :at's on its head ?an to :at's 9 x4 ,h[ v few /atues !re are ( real wom54 ,yes6 x's h>d to get !m to look "r4 ,h[ s8 ,a woman rema9+ /ill & say+ no?+ doesn't seem true to life4 ,oh1 woman6 9 our h\rs ( ease ,unc]ta91 coy1 & h>d to please-- ,s wrote ,sir ,walt] long ago4 ,b h[1 pray1 c\ld he really "k8 ,if woman fair he /rove to please1 ,:]e did he get 8 h\rs ( ease8 --,george ,b4 ,morewood4 ,,miss ,,scribble-,! h]o9e ( my next /ory is to be "o ( ^? mod]n advanc$ girls :o h ideas ( _! own & don't want to get m>ri$4 ,,! ,,colonel 7politely7-,ah1 inde$1 ,i don't ?9k ,i ev] met t type4--,life4 ,y are a de>1 sweet girl1 ,god bless y & keep y-- ,wi% ,i c\ld af=d to d s4 ,"h's to man--he c af=d any?+ he c get4 ,"h's to woman--%e c af=d any?+ t %e c get a man to get = h]4--,george ,ade4 ,"h's to ! soldi] & 8 arms1 ,fall 91 m51 fall 92 ,"h's to woman & h] arms1 ,fall 91 m51 fall 96 ,mo/ ,s\!rn]s are gallant4 ,an exception is ! ,georgian :o gave 8 son ?is advice3 ,my boy1 nev] run aft] a woman or a /reet c>--!re w be ano!r "o along 9 a m9ute or two4 ,"h's to ! maid ( ba%ful fifte52 ,"h's to ! wid[ ( fifty2 ,"h's to ! flaunt+1 extravagant que52 ,& "h's to ! h\sewife t's ?rifty4 ,*orus3 ,let ! toa/ pass1-- ,dr9k to ! lass1 ,i'll w>rant %e'll prove an excuse = ! glass4 --,%]idan4 ,"h's to ! ladies1 ! good1 "y ladies2 ,b n too good1 = ! good die "y1 ,& we want no dead ones4 ,& "h's to ! good old ladies1 ,b n too old1 = we want no dy$ ones4 ,:5 a woman repulses1 bew>e4 ,:5 a woman beckons1 bew>]4--,h5riette ,corkl&4 ,! "y woman _h sp5t a busy day4 ,%e _h br[beat5 f\rte5 salespeople1 bullyragg$ a floor-walk]1 argu$ victori\sly ) a mill9]1 laid d[n ! law to a modi/e1 nipp$ 9 ! bud a taxi *auffeur's attempt to ov]*>ge h]1 made a /reet c> conductor /op ! c> 9 ! middle ( a block = h]1 dis*>g$ h] maid & engag$ ano!r1 & o!rwise refus$ to all[ h]self to be impos$ ^u4 ,yet %e did n smile t ev5+ :5 a "y man begg$3 ,let me be y\r protector ?r\gh life6 ,i am v fond ( ! company ( ladies4 ,i l _! beauty1 ,i l _! delicacy1 ,i l _! vivacity1 & ,i l _! sil5ce4--,samuel ,johnson4 ,auld ,nature swe>s1 ! lovely de>s ,h] noble/ "w %e classes1 ,o3 ,h] 'pr5tice h& %e tri$ on man1 ,an' !n %e made ! lasses1 ,o4 --,burns4 ,n f 8 head 0 woman took1 ,z made h] husb& to o'erlook2 ,n f 8 feet1 z "o design$ ,! foot/ool ( ! /rong] k9d2 ,b fa%ion$ = himself1 a bride2 ,an equal1 tak5 f 8 side4 --,*>les ,wesley4 ,see also ,mice2 ,mo!rs2 ,smok+2 ,suffragettes2 ,wives2 ,woman suffrage4 ,,woman ,,suffrage ,,woman ,,vot]--,n[1 ,i may z well be frank ) y4 ,i absolutely refuse to vote ! same ticket z t horrid ,jones woman4 ,kate ,d\glas ,wigg9 0 ask$ rec5tly h[ %e /ood on ! vote = wom5 "q4 ,%e repli$ %e didn't /& at all1 & told a /ory ab\t a ,new ,engl& f>m]'s wife :o _h no v romantic ideas ab\t ! opposite sex1 & :o1 hurry+ f *urn to s9k1 f s9k to %$1 & back to ! kit*5 /ove1 0 ask$ if %e want$ to vote4 ,no1 ,i c]ta9ly don't6 ,i say if !re's "o little ?+ t ! m5 folks c d alone1 = goodness sakes let 'em d x6 %e repli$4 ,,mr4 ,e4,n4 ,,quire--,:at are ^? wom5 maul+ t man =8 ,,mrs4 ,,h5ballot--,he insult$ u by say+ t ! suffrage movem5t de/roy$ our naturally timid sweetness & robb$ u ( all our g5tl5ess4 ,did y ca/ y\r vote1 ,aunty8 ,oh1 yes6 ,isn't x gr&8 ,a real nice g5tleman ) a beautiful m\/a*e & yell[ spats m>k$ my ballot = me4 ,i "k ,i %\ld h m>k$ x myself1 b x seem$ to please him greatly4 ,does y\r wife want to vote8 ,no4 ,%e wants a l>g] t[n h\se1 a villa on ! sea coa/ & a new lim\s9e c> e six mon?s4 ,i'd be pleas$ mo/ to dea? if %e c\ld fix h] att5tion on a small] matt] l ! vote4 ,:at y want1 ,i suppose1 is to vote1 j l ! m5 d4 ,c]ta9ly n1 repli$ ,mrs4 ,b>+-,bann]s4 ,if we c\ldn't d any bett] ?an t !re w\ld be no use ( our vot+4 ,!re's only "o ?+ ,i c ?9k ( to head (f ?is suffrage movem5t1 said ! m]e man4 ,:at is t8 ask$ 8 wife4 ,make ! legal age = vot+ ?irty-five in/ead ( tw5ty-"o4--,ca?olic ,univ]se4 ,,mamie--,i believe 9 woman's rights4 ,,g]tie--,!n y ?9k e woman %\ld h a vote8 ,,mamie--,no2 b ,i ?9k e woman %\ld h a vot]4--,! ,woman's ,j\rnal4 ,dur+ ! ,presid5tial campaign ! "q ( woman suffrage 0 mu* discuss$ among wom5 pro & con1 & at an aft]noon tea ! conv]sation turn$ t way betwe5 ! wom5 gue/s4 ,are y a woman suffragi/8 ask$ ! "o :o 0 mo/ int]e/$4 ,inde$1 ,i am n1 repli$ ! o!r mo/ emphatically4 ,oh1 t's too bad1 b j suppos+ y 71 :om w\ld y support 9 ! pres5t campaign8 ,! same man ,i've always support$1 ( c\rse1 0 ! apt reply--my husb&4 ,see also ,suffragettes4 ,,wom5',s ,,clubs ,see ,clubs4 ,,words ,see ,au?ors4 ,,"w ,all "w & no play ,makes ,jack surreptiti\sly gay4 ,wot *e]1 ,alf8 ,y] look9' sick2 wot is x8 ,"w6 nuff9k b "w1 "w1 "w1 f morn9' till night6 ',ow long 'ave y] be5 at x8 ,/>t tomorr[4--,pun*4 ,sev]al m5 7 discuss+ ! relative importance & difficulty ( m5tal & physical "w1 & "o ( !m told ! foll[+ exp]i5ce3 ,sev]al ye>s ago1 a tramp1 "o ( ! f9e/ specim5s ( physical manhood t ,i h ev] se51 dropp$ into my y>d & ask$ me = "w4 ,! fir/ day ,i put him to "w help+ to move "s heavy rocks1 & he easily did z mu* "w z any two o!r m51 & yet 0 z fre% z c\ld be at ! end ( ! day4 ,! next morn+1 hav+ no fur!r use = him1 ,i told him he c\ld g2 b he begg$ s h>d to rema9 t ,i let him g into ! cell> & empty "s apple b>rels1 putt+ ! good apples into "o b>rel & ?r[+ away ! rott5 ones--ab\t a half h\r's "w4 ,at ! end ( two h\rs he 0 /ill 9 ! cell>1 & ,i w5t d[n to see :at ! tr\ble 04 ,i f\nd him only half ?r\gh1 b almo/ exhau/$1 beads ( p]spiration on 8 br[4 ',:at's ! matt]8' ,i ask$4 ',surely t "w isn't h>d4' ',no n h>d1' he repli$4 ',b ! /ra9 on ! judgm5t is awful4' ,see also ,re/ cure4 ,,worms ,a c\ntry girl 0 home f college = ! ,*ri/mas holidays & ! old folks 7 hav+ a reception 9 h] honor4 ,dur+ ! ev5t %e br\ght out "s ( h] new g[ns to %[ to ! gue/s4 ,pick+ up a beautiful silk creation %e held x up be=e ! admir+ cr[d4 ,isn't ?is p]fectly gorge\s6 %e exclaim$4 ,j ?9k1 x came f a poor little insignificant worm6 ,h] h>d-work+ fa!r look$ a mom5t1 !n he turn$ & said3 ,yes1 d>n x1 an' ,i'm t worm6 ,,yale ,,univ]sity ,! new cook1 :o _h come into ! h\sehold dur+ ! holidays1 ask$ h] mi/ress3 ,:]e ban y\r son8 ,i n see+ him r\nd no m4 ,my son1 repli$ ! mi/ress pridefully4 ,oh1 he has gone back to ,yale4 ,he c\ld only get away long en\gh to /ay until ,new ,ye>'s day1 y see4 ,i miss him dreadfully1 ?o4 ,yas1 ,i kn[+ yoo/ h[ y feel4 ,my brod]1 he ban 9 yail sax times s9ce ,tanksgiv+4 ,,yonk]s ,an ,am]ican took an ,engli%man to a !at]4 ,an actor 9 ! f>ce1 ab\t to die1 exclaim$3 ,please1 de> wife1 don't bury me 9 ,yonk]s6 ,! ,engli%man turn$ to 8 fri5d & said3 ,i say1 old *ap1 :at are yonk]s8 ,,y ,"h's to ! _w1 ! m]ry old _w1 ,to its days bo? 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