file which includes the original illustration4 ,see #aadje-;h4htm or #aadje-;h4zip3 7http3_/_/www4ibiblio4org_/gutenberg_/#a _/a_/d_/j_/aadje_/aadje-;h_/#aadje-;h4ht m7 or 7http3_/_/www4ibiblio4org_/gutenberg_/#a _/a_/d_/j_/aadje_/aadje-;h4zip7 ,,the ,,mirror ,,of ,,literature1 ,,amusement1 ,,and ,,instruction4 ,,vol4 #ab1 ,,no4 #cdb4 ,,saturday1 ,,november #bb1 #ahbh4 ,,price #b;d4 99 99 99 99 99 ,illustration3 ,,council ,,office1 c4 ,,whitehall4 ,,council ,,office1 c4 ,,whitehall4 ,from the ,druids' ,temple1 at ,abury1 7our last engraving17 to the ,council ,office1 at ,whitehall1 is a long stride in the march of time4 ,from grave to gay1 and lively to severe1 is nothing to it2 but variety is the public dictum2 and with more sincerity than the courtier in ,tom ,thumb1 we say to the public1 ,whate'er your majesty shall please to name1 ,long cut or short cut1 to us' tis all the same4 ,on the annexed page is represented the new splendid range of buildings1 including the ,council ,office1 ,board of ,trade1 c4 at ,whitehall4 ,the architect1 ,mr4 ,soane1 has adapted the faade from the ,temple of ,jupiter ,stator1 at ,rome4#a ,but ,mr4 ,soane's adaptation has been only partial1 and he has adhered merely to the details of the columns and entablature4 ,the faade1 it is well observed in an early ,number of the ,athenaeum1 enjoys one of the most favourable sites for the display of a public building which the metropolis affords2 no limit has been set to the expense2 the finest materials the country yields have been used in its construction2 the richest example of the richest order which antiquity has left us1 has been lavishly employed in its decoration2 and yet1 continues the critic1 is not the whole a failure8 ,he then describes the effect of it as poor1 or at best but pretty1 and attributes the absence of grandeur to the want of sufficient elevation4--,to the general elevation it may be objected1 that it has no prominent centre2 that1 composed of two wings and an intermediate space receding1 it has more the character of a flank than a front building2 and that the want of a central entrance derogates greatly from its dignity as a principal faade4 ,but we are mere amateurs in these matters1 and it will be as well to leave the remainder of this criticism to the more studious reader4 ,we have1 however1 glanced at the principal defects which the writer in the ,athenaeum points out1 and we are bound to admit the justice of his remarks4 ,the details which produce this effect would not be so generally interesting4 ,the order itself1 says he1 it must be admitted1 is well copied1 and excellently executed2 but ,mr4 ,soane's application of it is loudly censured--a ,roman temple being inappropriate for a ,british ,council ,office4 ,perhaps our critic would have preferred a faade like that of the ,palais de ,justice at ,paris1--a platform1 ascended by an immense flight of steps1 which serves as a basement for a projecting body of four ,doric columns2 with four large pedestals in front1 and statues of ,strength1 ,plenty1 ,justice1 and ,prudence1 as the cardinal virtues of ,english legislation and trade4 ,upon the whole1 we cannot help thinking some of the details of this new range extremely rich and pleasing1 although we assent to the above character of their general effect4 ,the columns1 of fluted ,corinthian1 and the cornice of the order1 are to us very beautiful2 but the upper windows are unsightly1 or1 as a wag would say1 purely attic2 and the entrances are too strictly official for the architecture of the building4 ,this brings us again to the inappropriateness of the adaptation1 which made these introductions unavoidable4#b ,the front of the building is not completed1 the northern wing having yet to be erected4 ,when this is finished1 the effect may be materially assisted4 ,while we are in this quarter1 and lest we may never come again1 it may be as well to thank our correspondent1 ,an ,architect1 for his letter on ,whitehall1 a very small portion of which has ever been completed4 ,what has been finished--the ,banqueting ,house--is one of the triumphs of ,inigo ,jones1 but like all human works1 is sadly dilapidated2 although this is attributable to the bad material1 rather than to the interval since its erection4 ,the whole was1 indeed1 a magnificent design4 #a ,the portion of this temple which is still standing in the ,campo ,vaccino1 and which consists of three marble columns1 with a fragment of entablature1 is universally acknowledged to be the finest specimen1 not only of the architecture of the ,augustan age1 but of the ,corinthian order1 not merely in ,rome1 but throughout the whole ancient world4 ,whether contemplated in the original1 or through the medium of drawings1 it inspires unequivocal admiration as a perfect model of the florid style3 and from the inferences deducible from the dimensions and relative position of the three columns and their entablature1 it is clear that the elegance and propriety of their arrangement1 as members of an entire edifice1 were equal to the grace of the proportions of the still existing parts1 and to the beauty1 however exquisite1 of their enrichments4 #b ,one of the most characteristic buildings recently erected in the metropolis1 was the ill-fated ,brunswick ,theatre1 the propriety of whose facade was universally acknowledged4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,cromlech4 7,to the ,editor of the ,mirror47 ,in ,no4 #cbh of the ,,mirror1 you mistake in spelling cromlech2 the last syllable is always written lech1 not leh2 neither is it derived from crom and leac1 the ,irish1 but from crom and llech1 the ,celtic1 of which the ,irish is the most corrupted1 and the present ,welsh the most pure dialect4 ,llech signifies a stone in ,welsh1 and is pronounced in a way peculiar to the ,welsh2 when simple it is llech1 when compounded lech4 ,,rupert ,c4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,garden ,,of ,,hyacinths ,,in ,,the ,,seraglio1 ,,constantinople4 7,for the ,mirror47 ,in this garden the sultan passes most of his leisure hours1 free from the outward parade attendant on his rank4 ,it is small1 but tastefully disposed in oblong beds1 edged with fine porcelain2 no plant is allowed to grow in it except the hyacinth2 whence the name of the garden and the apartment it contains4 ,nothing can be more beautiful than the interior2 three sides are formed by a divan1 the cushions and pillows of which were of black satin1 exquisitely embroidered4 ,the floor was covered with ,gobelin tapestry1 and the ceiling magnificently gilded and burnished4 ,opposite the windows of the chamber was a fire-place1 in the ,european manner2 and on each side a door1 covered with hangings of crimson cloth4 ,between each of these doors appeared a glass-case1 containing the sultan's private library2 every volume was in manuscript1 with the name written on the edges of the leaves4 ,opposite the doors and fire-place hung three gold cages1 containing artificial birds1 which sang by mechanism4 ,on one side was a raised bench1 on which was placed an embroidered towel1 a splendid vase1 and basin for washing the hands and beard2 upon the wall over it was suspended an embroidered portfolio1 worked with silver on yellow leather1 to contain the petitions presented to the sultan when he goes in procession to the mosque4 ,close to the door was placed a pair of yellow boots and slippers1 which are always at the entrance of every apartment frequented by the sultan4 ,groups of arms1 such as pistols1 sabres1 and poniards1 were displayed with great taste and effect on the compartments of the walls2 the handles were covered with diamonds and jewels of large size1 which1 as they glittered around1 gave an almost dazzling brilliancy to this sumptuous chamber1 thus characterizing the amusements of the man when divested of the ceremony and formality of the sultan4 ,,ina4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,needle-,,work ,,altar-,,piece4 7,for the ,mirror47 ,the town of ,welwyn1 ,hertfordshire1 was the last place of residence of ,dr4 ,young1 author of ,night ,thoughts1 where he was rector4 ,his pious lady employed her leisure hours with her needle1 in the completion of a most elegant altar-piece1 which now embellishes the sacramental table in the church2 and1 through the care of the parish clerk1 this specimen of the indefatigable mind of ,mrs4 ,young has been surprisingly preserved4 ,the words down the centre1 ,i ,,am ,,the ,,bread ,,of ,,life1 have the appearance of being the production of a most masterly pencil2 and the word life is in as fine a state of preservation as on the day when it was first presented by the benevolent artist2 every tint1 including the light and shade which surround the word1 having withstood the ravages of time1 and been ingeniously preserved by a kind of gauze covering4 ,w4,g4,c4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,locusts ,,and ,,wild ,,honey4 7,for the ,mirror47 ,it has not been till lately that any of the travellers into ,palestine have told what was meant by the locusts mentioned by ,st4 ,matthew as part of the food of ,john the ,baptist4 ,dr4 ,clarke first related1 that a tree grows in the ,holy ,land1 which is called the locust tree1 and produces an eatable fruit2 but this fact was well known to many who had been in the ,mediterranean4 ,the tree grows in several of the countries which border that sea4 ,it has been found in much greater abundance in some parts of the ,east ,indies1 whence it has now become an article of export4 ,many thousands of its pods are annually imported by the ,east ,india ,company2 and1 either because the fruit is richer in more southern climates1 or for some other reason1 a great quantity of them are shipped for ,venice and ,trieste1 where there is distilled from them a liquor1 which is supposed to be an antidote to the plague1 or at least useful in curing it4 ,these pods are about twenty inches long1 and from half to three-quarters of an inch in diameter4 ,we call them pods for want of a term which would more accurately describe them2 but they are not flat1 neither have they that sort of hinge on one side1 and slight fastening on the other1 which plainly show how the shells of peas and beans are to be opened4 ,on the contrary1 these are round2 but there are two opposite lines along them1 where the colour alone would induce any one to suppose the skin to be1 as it is1 thinner than elsewhere4 ,having the fruit before us only in a dry state1 we can describe it in no other2 but at present a knife could scarcely be made to penetrate the thicker part1 and does not very easily make its way into the thinner4 ,the fruit1 which lies in little cells within1 is a pulp1 or paste1 somewhat like that of tamarinds1 but smoother1 and not so sweet4 ,there are pips in it nearly as hard1 and about half as large1 as those of a tamarind1 containing a kernel in each4 ,it should be added1 that in the stems of this locust tree wild bees still deposit their honey4 ,w4,g4,c4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,flowers4 7,to the ,editor of the ,mirror47 ,on reading the ,,mirror1 ,no4 #ccg1 my attention was attracted to one of your many pleasant and amusing extracts from the ,public ,journals1 bearing the title of ,flowers4 ,being myself a great admirer of that beautiful and delightful part of creation1 ,i was led to peruse the article with somewhat increased attention4 ,in all ages flowers have been regarded with peculiar sympathy2 they have been associated with the calm serenity of virtue2 they have been strewed around the altars of devotion2 have been made to accompany the lonely1 unobtrusive works of merit2 and hung around the grave of faded and departed innocence1 thus silently1 but powerfully1 depicting virtue1 the essence of felicity4 ,although ,i do not consider you to be accountable for statements contained in the articles extracted from other journals1 still ,i presume you would not knowingly make your work the vehicle of any matter which would lead your readers astray4 ,i have1 therefore1 ventured to call your attention to a particular part of the above article1 and to correct what ,i presume to be a misstatement4 ,in the article alluded to1 the writer states1 ,it has been said that flowers placed in bed-rooms are not wholesome2 that cannot1 he remarks1 be meant of such as are in a state of vegetation1 c4 ,now plants1 it is well known1 respire similarly to animals1 through the pores of their leaves4 ,by the agency of the sun1 during the day1 a quantity of pure gas1 called oxygen1 is given out2 but on the contrary1 during the night1 or absence of the sun1 gas of a most noxious and pernicious nature is emitted1 and at the same time a portion of the pure air 7oxygen gas7 is absorbed4 ,the greater part of the atmosphere must therefore be impregnated with this deleterious gas4 ,taking into consideration the confined state of a bed-chamber1 the great increase of perspiration of the body1 with the continual increase of carbonic gas from respiration1 and this in an apartment where every thing ought most sedulously to be avoided which in the least tends to deteriorate the atmosphere1 it must be evident the practice ought to be avoided1 if we are desirous of preserving health4 ,flowers in a state of vegetation are1 ,i consider1 more pernicious at night1 or during the absence of the sun1 than those plucked and put into water1 provided they be not immersed too long a time2 for immediately the stem is severed from the plant1 the vital action1 if it may be so termed1 ceases1 and decomposition commences2 but till the decomposition has been going on some time1 nothing of a pernicious nature need be apprehended4 ,in like manner1 directly the vital principle becomes extinct in animals1 decomposition ensues4 ,for the space of five or six days1 however1 no perceptible alteration of the fibres is visible2 but after that time a compound of gases begins to exhale from the body1 accompanied with a fetid odour1 till the parts are entirely decomposed4 ,the effluvium arising from the farina and petals is considered unwholesome1 however agreeable it may be to the senses1 whether the plant be in a state of vegetation or not1 it being too powerful for the olfactory nerve4 ,s4,s4,t4 ,our pages are always open to the correction of our readers1 and in this instance we thank ,s4,s4,t4 for the above1 although we think he has misconceived some portion of the article on ,flowers1 the writer adding to that passage quoted by our correspondent1 provided fresh air is frequently introduced2 of course1 he does not refer to the night-time1 although it would have been clearer1 had he suggested the removal of flowers from bed-rooms during the night4--,,ed4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,circular ,,temples4 7,for the ,mirror47 ,these structures are generally supposed to have been built with astronomical allusions1 especially the noble temple at ,stonehenge4 ,circular temples existed among the ,israelites4 ,in ,exodus1 c4 xxiv4 v4 #d1 it is written that ,moses rose up early in the morning1 and builded an altar under the hill1 and twelve pillars4 ,again in ,joshua1 iv4 #i1 ,joshua set up twelve stones2 and it is well worthy of remark1 that the twelve pillars of ,moses and ,joshua correspond with the number of stones of the inner circles at ,abury4 ,it is possible that these stones were plastered over1 and probably highly ornamented1 as in ,deuteronomy1 xxvii4 #b1 we read1 ,thou shalt set thee up great stones1 and plaster them with plaster2 and there is a large1 upright stone in ,ireland1 which1 according to the legend of the country1 was once covered over with gold4 ,on some of these pillars it is likewise probable that certain characters were traced1 as among the ,israelites words of the law were written upon similar obelisks or columns4 ,the earliest temples in ,greece were formed of obeliscal columns2 and in some parts of ,africa the custom obtains to this day4 ,hence the pillars of our present temples are the most ancient2 and subsequent builders of holy sanctuaries filled up the intercolumniations till the temples were constructed as we now see their ruins in ,athens and elsewhere4 ,but many of the early temples were round2 and it is a curious fact1 hitherto unnoticed1 ,i believe1 that the altar end1 the sanctum of our earliest ,saxon churches1 is circular4 ,,james ,,silvester4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,st4 ,,olave4--,a ,,manx ,,legend4 7,for the ,mirror47 ,magnus1 ,king of ,norway1 having committed sacrilege1 by opening the grave of ,st4 ,olave1 he was commanded by the spirit of the offended saint to perform the voluntary penance of quitting the kingdom in thirty days4 ,he obeyed this intimation1 and immediately left ,norway4 ,having conquered many of the ,western ,isles1 at length he established himself in the ,isle of ,man4 ,afterwards attempting the reduction of ,ireland1 he was surrounded by the natives and slain1 with the whole of his followers4 ,olave1 of rocky ,norway's saints1 the holiest and the best1 ,entomb'd in tumulus1 enjoys a calm and peerless rest2 ,by all of heav'ns votaries in saintly rank renown'd1 ,as high in blessedness1 and chief in holy missal crown'd4 ,the dead--in holy1 stilly peace1 the sacred dead repose1 ,afar from earth's turmoil and grief1 and all of sick'ning woes2 ,from racking pain1 and withering pride1 and avarice's care1 ,secure they rest in solitude1 unaw'd by sin or snare4 ,to sack the gloomy sepulchre of lately living clay1 ,from cheerful day and life remov'd1 by dreaded death away1 ,is crime indeed of blackest hue1 deserving exile's fate1 ,from native climes ordain'd to feel an outlaw's dreary state4 ,could ,norway's priest-despising chief1 deem sacrilege a crime ,fitting for absolution1--or dark penance of set time ,that daring such all dreaded sin1 he gazes on the grave1 ,and tramples o'er the hallow'd dust of canoniz'd ,olave4 ,lone sepulchre in holy earth--sure wickedness so dire1 ,of holy man1 and sacred place1 incenses heaven's ire2 ,can less than ever banishment from ,norway's ice bound land1 ,stay sure revenge--pursuing fate--and justice' awful hand8 ,away he sails--the foaming seas as ,corsair now he laves1 ,dauntless--heroic--daring winds1 and man-entombing waves1 ,to visit other lands afar1--to combat chiefs of fame2 ,in battle-field to spread around the dread of ,norway's name4 ,lone ,mona's sea-girt isle he dares with spear and flashing sword1 ,usurping regal rule and right by power of pirate horde2 ,yet vengeance drear1 and dark desert of direst actions1 crave ,a bloody death1 a justice clear1 and dark usurper's grave4 ,on ,erin's lovely land he falls--awarded darksome doom1 ,when1 ruffian-like1 he dared profane the saintly ,olave's tomb3 ,he leaves his conquests1 kingdoms1 crowns1 and all of earthly state1 ,to sleep in loneliness1 and fill his dark predicted fate4 ,kirk ,michael1 ,isle of ,man4 ,a ,b4,c4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,the ,,anecdote ,,gallery4 99 99 99 99 99 ,a ,,living ,,alchemist4 7,from ,sir ,r4 ,phillips's ,tour47 ,at ,luton1 ,beds4 ,sir ,richard hears of an ,,alchemist1 who lives at the village of ,lilley1 midway between ,luton and ,hitchen4 ,the whole of his interview with this eccentric personage1 will doubtless be interesting to our readers4 ,it was four miles out of my road1 but ,i thought a modern alchemist worthy of a visit1 particularly as several inhabitants of ,luton gravely assured me1 that he had succeeded in discovering the ,philosopher's ,stone1 and also the ,universal ,solvent4 ,the reports about him would have rendered it culpable not to have hazarded anything for a personal interview4 ,i learnt that he had been a man of fashion1 and at one time largely concerned in adventures on the turf1 but that for many years he had devoted himself to his present pursuits2 while for some time past1 he had been inaccessible and invisible to the world1 the house being shut and barricadoed1 and the walls of his grounds protected by hurdles1 with spring-guns so planted as to resist intrusion in every direction4 ,under these circumstances1 ,i had no encouragement to go to ,lilley1 but ,i thought that even the external inspection of such premises would repay me for the trouble4 ,at ,lilley1 ,i inquired for his house of various people1 and they looked ominous2 some smiled1 others shook their heads1 and all appeared surprised at the approach of an apparent visiter to ,mr4 ,kellerman4 ,the appearance of the premises did not belie vulgar report4 ,i could not help shuddering at seeing the high walls of respectable premises1 lined at the top with double tiers of hurdles1 and on driving my chaise to the front of the house1 ,i perceived the whole in a state of horrid dilapidation4 ,contrary1 however1 to my expectation1 ,i found a young man who appeared to belong to the out-buildings1 and he took charge of my card for his master1 and went to the back part of the house to deliver it4 ,the front windows on the ground-floor and upper stories were entirely closed by inside shutters1 much of the glass was broken1 and the premises appeared altogether as if deserted4 ,i was pleased at the words1 ,my master will be happy to see you1 and in a minute the front door was opened1 and ,mr4 ,kellerman presented himself4--,i lament that ,i have not the pencil of ,hogarth1 for a more original figure never was seen4 ,he was about six feet high1 and of athletic make2 on his head was a white night-cap1 and his dress consisted of a long great-coat once green1 and he had a sort of jockey waistcoat with three tiers of pockets4 ,his manner was extremely polite and graceful1 but my attention was chiefly absorbed by his singular physiognomy4 ,his complexion was deeply sallow1 and his eyes large1 black1 and rolling4 ,he conducted me into a very large parlour1 with a window looking backward1 and having locked the door1 and put the key in his pocket1 he desired me to be seated in one of two large arm chairs covered with sheepskins4 ,the room was a realization of the well-known picture of ,teniers' ,alchemist4 ,the floor was covered with retorts1 crucibles1 alembics1 jars1 bottles in various shapes1 intermingled with old books piled upon each other1 with a sufficient quantity of dust and cobwebs4 ,different shelves were filled in the same manner1 and on one side stood his bed4 ,in a corner somewhat shaded from the light1 ,i beheld two heads1 white1 with dark wigs on them2 ,i entertained no doubt therefore1 that among other fancies he was engaged in re-making the brazen speaking head of ,roger ,bacon and ,albertus4 ,many persons might have felt alarmed at the peculiarity of my situation1 but being accustomed to mingle with eccentric characters1 and having no fear from any pretensions of the black art1 ,i was infinitely gratified by all ,i saw4 ,having stated the reports which ,i had heard1 relative to his wonderful discoveries1 ,i told him frankly that mine was a visit of curiosity1 and stated that if what ,i had heard was matter of fact1 the researches of the ancient chemists had been unjustly derided4 ,he then gave me a history of his studies1 mentioned some men whom ,i had happened to know in ,london1 who he alleged had assured him that they had made gold4 ,that having in consequence examined the works of the ancient alchemists1 and discovered the key which they had studiously concealed from the multitude1 he had pursued their system under the influence of new lights2 and after suffering numerous disappointments1 owing to the ambiguity with which they described their processes1 he had1 at length1 happily succeeded2 had made gold1 and could make as much more as he pleased1 even to the extent of paying off the national debt in the coin of the realm4 ,i yielded to the declaration1 expressed my satisfaction at so extraordinary a discovery1 and asked him1 to oblige me so far1 as to show me some of the precious metal which he had made4 ,not so1 said he2 ,i will show it to no one4 ,i made ,lord ,liverpool the offer1 that if he would introduce me to the king1 ,i would show it to his majesty2 but ,lord ,liverpool insolently declined1 on the ground that there was no precedent2 and ,i am therefore determined1 that the secret shall die with me4 ,it is true that1 in order to avenge myself of such contempt1 ,i made a communication to the ,french ambassador1 ,prince ,polignac1 and offered to go to ,france1 and transfer to the ,french government1 the entire advantages of the discovery2 but after deluding me1 and shuffling for some time1 ,i found it necessary to treat him with the same contempt as the others4 ,i expressed my convictions in regard to the double dealing of men in office4 ,o1 said he1 as to that1 every court in ,europe well knows that ,i have made the discovery1 and they are all in confederacy against me2 lest by giving it to any one1 ,i should make that country master of all the rest--the world1 ,sir1 he exclaimed with great emotion1 is in my hands and my power4 ,satisfied with this announcement of the discovery of the philosopher's stone1 ,i now inquired about the sublime alkahest or universal solvent1 and whether he had succeeded in deciphering the enigmatical descriptions of the ancient writers on that most curious topic4 ,certainly1 he replied1 ,i succeeded in that several years ago4 ,then1 ,i proceeded1 have you effected the other great desideratum1 the fixing of mercury8 ,than that process1 said he1 there is nothing more easy2 at the same time it is proper ,i should inform you1 that there are a class of impostors1 who mistaking the ancient writers1 pretend it can be done by heat2 but ,i can assure you1 it can only be effected by water4 ,i then besought him to do me the favour1 to show me some of his fixed mercury1 having once seen some which had been fixed by cold4 ,this proposition1 however1 he declined1 because he said he had refused others4 ,that you may1 however1 be satisfied that ,i have made great discoveries1 here is a bottle of oil1 which ,i have purified1 and rendered as transparent as spring water4 ,i was offered #aj1jjj4 for this discovery2 but ,i am so neglected1 and so conspired against1 that ,i am determined it and all my other discoveries shall die with me4 ,i now inquired1 whether he had been alarmed by the ignorance of the people in the country1 so as to shut himself up in so unusual a manner4 ,no1 he replied1 not on their account wholly4 ,they are ignorant and insolent enough2 but it was to protect myself against the governments of ,europe1 who are determined to get possession of my secret by force4 ,i have been1 he exclaimed1 twice fired at in one day through that window1 and three times attempted to be poisoned4 ,they believed ,i had written a book containing my secrets1 and to get possession of this book has been their object4 ,to baffle them1 ,i burnt all that ,i had ever written1 and ,i have so guarded the windows with spring-guns1 and have such a collection of combustibles in the range of bottles which stand at your elbow1 that ,i could destroy a whole regiment of soldiers if sent against me4 ,he then related1 that as a further protection he lived entirely in that room1 and permitted no one to come into the house2 while he had locked up every room except that with patent padlocks1 and sealed the key-holes4 ,it would be tedious and impossible to follow ,mr4 ,kellerman through a conversation of two or three hours1 in which he enlarged upon the merits of the ancient alchemists1 and on the blunders and impertinent assumptions of the modern chemists1 with whose writings and names it is fair to acknowledge he seemed well acquainted4 ,he quoted the authorities of ,roger and ,lord ,bacon1 ,paracelsus1 ,boyle1 ,boerhaave1 ,woolfe1 and others1 to justify his pursuits4 ,as to the term philosopher's stone1 he alleged that it was a mere figure1 to deceive the vulgar4 ,he appeared also to give full credit to the silly story about ,dee's assistant1 ,kelly1 finding some of the powder of projection in the tomb of ,roger ,bacon at ,glastonbury1 by means of which1 as was said1 ,kelly for a length of time supported himself in princely splendour4 ,i inquired whether he had discovered the blacker than black of ,apollonius ,tyaneus2 and this1 he assured me1 he had effected2 it was itself the powder of projection for producing gold4 ,amidst all this delusion and illusion on these subjects1 ,mr4 ,kellerman behaved in other respects with great propriety and politeness2 and having unlocked the door1 he took me to the doors of some of the other rooms1 to show me how safely they were padlocked2 and on taking leave1 directed me in my course towards ,bedford4 ,in a few minutes1 ,i overtook a man1 and on inquiring what the people thought of ,mr4 ,kellerman1 he told me that he had lived with him for seven years2 that he was one of eight assistants whom he kept for the purpose of superintending his crucibles1 two at a time relieving each other every six hours2 that he had exposed some preparations to intense heat for many months at a time1 but that all except one crucible had burst1 and that he called on him to observe1 that it contained the true blacker than black4 ,the man protested1 however1 that no gold had ever been made1 and that no mercury had ever been fixed2 for he was quite sure1 that if he had made any discovery1 he could not have concealed it from the assistants2 while1 on the contrary1 they witnessed his severe disappointments1 at the termination of his most elaborate experiments4 ,on my telling the man that ,i had been in his room1 he seemed much astonished at my boldness2 for he assured me1 that he carried a loaded pistol in every one of his six waistcoat pockets4 ,i learnt also from this man1 that he has or had considerable property in ,jamaica2 that he has lived in the premises at ,lilley about twenty-three years1 and during fourteen of them pursued his alchemical researches with unremitting ardour2 but for the last few years shut himself up as a close prisoner1 and lived in the manner ,i have described4 99 99 99 99 99 ,here lyeth wrapt in clay1 ,the body of ,william ,wray3 ,i have no more to say4 ,weever's ,epitaphs4 99 99 99 99 99 ,notes of a ,reader4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,court ,,of ,,charles ,,ii4 ,in the last ,no4 of the ,edinburgh ,review1 there is an admirably written article on ,hallam's ,constitutional ,history1 not a mere essay1 but somewhat more like a review than usual4 ,it contains an abundance of florid1 bold1 and vigorous writing1 extending through upwards of #gj pages4 ,among the most striking passages we notice a parallel between ,cromwell and ,napoleon1 drawn with considerable force4 ,but our extract is from the lighter portion1 as the following ludicrous sketches of some of the enormities of ,charles ,,ii4 ,towards the close of the ,protectorate1 many signs indicated that a time of license was at hand4 ,but the restoration of ,charles ,,ii rendered the change wonderfully rapid and violent4 ,a deep and general taint infected the morals of the most influential classes1 and spread itself through every province of letters4 ,poetry inflamed the passions2 philosophy undermined the principles2 divinity itself1 inculcating an abject reverence for the court1 gave additional effect to its licentious example4 444 ,the favourite duchess stamps about ,whitehall1 cursing and swearing4 ,the ministers employ their time at the council board in making mouths at each other1 and taking off each other's gestures for the amusement of the king4 ,the peers at a conference begin to pommel each other1 and to tear collars and periwigs4 ,a speaker in the ,house of ,commons gives offence to the court4 ,he is way-laid by a gang of bullies1 and his nose is cut to the bone4 444 ,the second generation of the statesmen of this reign1 were worthy of the schools in which they had been trained1 of the gaming table of ,grammont1 and the tiring room of ,nell ----4 ,this is but a small portion of the good set terms in which the reviewer illustrates the licentiousness of the times4 ,speaking of ,clarendon1 he says1 ,mr4 ,hallam scarcely makes sufficient allowance for the wear and tear which honesty almost necessarily sustains in the friction of political life1 and which in times so rough as those through which ,clarendon passed1 must be very considerable4 ,when these are fairly estimated1 we think that his integrity may be allowed to pass muster4 ,perhaps political honesty is like ,joseph ,surface's ,french plate1 or the tinsel spread over a pair of ,birmingham saleshop candlesticks1 whose tenderness will not withstand the wear and tear of conveyance in the purchaser's pocket4 ,but the oddity of the reviewer's comparisons even puts one in good humour with their virulence4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,street ,,sympathies4 ,during the season the veriest stranger who has an eye and ear1 and thoughts1 must find in ,london sufficient to occupy his attention2 true1 he may start and sigh1 to think that of the busy and enormous multitude around him1 not one would care1 if1 treading on yonder bit of orange peel1 he should slip off the flagway1 and falling beneath the wheel of that immense coal-wagon1 have his thigh crushed to atoms1 while you'd be saying ,jack ,robinson4 ,but if he do sigh1 the more fool he2 first1 because grieving's a folly1 as the old sea song hath it2 next because he is mistaken in supposing that no one would feel interested in his misfortune4 ,there are two upon the very flagway with him1 who would evince the greatest sympathy in his fate2 the one is a surgeon's apprentice1 who1 with anxious care1 would bear him off to his hospital1 that he might try his 'prentice hand to doctor him while living1 and dissect him when dead2 and the other is a running reporter to one of the morning papers1 who would with gentle and soothing accents inquire his name1 condition1 and abode1 to swell the paragraph1 and increase his pay4--,blackwood's ,magazine4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,lines ,,to ,,edward ,,lytton ,,bulwer1 ,,on ,,the ,,birth ,,of ,,his ,,child4 ,my heart is with you1 ,bulwer1 and portrays ,the blessings of your first paternal days2 ,to clasp the pledge of purest1 holiest faith1 ,to taste one's own and love-born infant's breath1 ,i know1 nor would for worlds forget the bliss4 ,i've felt that to a father's heart that kiss1 ,as o'er its little lips you smile and cling1 ,has fragrance which ,arabia could not bring4 ,such are the joys1 ill mock'd in ribald song1 ,in thought1 ev'n fresh'ning life our life-time long1 ,that give our souls on earth a heaven-drawn bloom2 ,without them we are weeds upon a tomb4 ,joy be to thee1 and her whose lot with thine1 ,propitious stars saw ,truth and ,passion twine6 ,joy be to her who in your rising name ,feels ,love's bower brighten'd by the beams of ,fame6 ,i lack'd a father's claim to her--but knew ,regard for her young years so pure and true1 ,that1 when she at the altar stood your bride1 ,a sire could scarce have felt more sire-like pride4 ,t4 ,campbell4 99 99 99 99 99 ,the ,duc de ,laval has the character of being a perfect fool4 ,it is said that on one occasion he talked of having received an anonymous letter1 signed by all the officers of his regiment2 that on another1 he ordered ottomans to be placed in the four corners of his octagon saloon6--,josephine's ,memoirs4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,cause ,,and ,,effect4 ,infinite are the consequences which follow from a single1 and often apparently a very insignificant circumstance4 ,paley himself narrowly escaped being a baker2 here was a decision upon which hung in one scale1 perhaps1 the immortal interests of thousands1 and1 in the other1 the gratification of the taste of the good people of ,giggleswick for hot rolls4 ,cromwell was near being strangled in his cradle by a monkey2 here was this wretched ape wielding in his paws the destinies of nations4 ,then1 again1 how different in their kind1 as well as in their magnitude1 are these consequences from anything that might have been priori expected4 ,henry ,,viii4 is smitten with the beauty of a girl of eighteen2 and ere long1 ,the ,reformation beams from ,bullen's eyes4 ,charles ,wesley refuses to go with his wealthy namesake to ,ireland1 and the inheritance1 which would have been his1 goes to build up the fortunes of a ,wellesley instead of a ,wesley2 and to this decision of a schoolboy 7as ,mr4 ,southey observes7 ,methodism may owe its existence1 and ,england its military--and1 we trust we may now add1 its civil and political--glory--,quarterly ,rev4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,servants4 ,a fund has lately been established at ,stockholm1 from which it is intended to reward good and faithful servants4 ,the king has contributed to it #a1jjj crowns2 the prince royal #ejj2 and the princess royal #cjj4 ,this has been suggested as an example worthy of our imitation2 many legacies1 c4 have from time to time been bequeathed for the encouragement of faithful servants in ,england2 some are claimed1 but the majority are shamefully misapplied by those to whom their distribution has been entrusted4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,london ,,luxuries4 ,a capital like ,london is a ,maelstrom--an immense whirlpool--whose gyrations sweep in whatever is peculiarly desirable from the most distant regions of the empire--so active becomes the love of gain when set in motion by the love of luxury4 ,we recollect once being on shipboard to the north of ,duncan's ,bay ,head1 and out of sight of land1 the nearest being the ,feroe ,islands3--we were walking the deck1 watching a whale which was gamboling at some distance1 throwing up his huge side to the sun1 and sending ever and anon a sheet of water and foam from his nostrils4 ,our thoughts were on ,hecla and on the icebergs of the ,pole1 on the ,scalds of ,iceland and the sea-kings of ,norway1 when a sail hove in sight3 we asked what craft it was--and were answered1 a ,gravesend brig dredging for lobsters4 ,never was enchantment so effectually broken--never stage-trick in pantomime more successfully played off4 ,scene changes from ,feroe and ,iceland to the ,albion in ,aldersgate-street--,exeunt ,scald1 champion1 and whale--,enter common councilman1 turbot1 and lobster-sauce4--,quarterly ,rev4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,the ,,beautiful4 ,to be convinced that1 at some period or another of their history1 the ,egyptians had conceived a beau-ideal superior to the beautiful which nature habitually produced in their country1 we have only to examine the young ,memnon1 at the ,british ,museum1 and the heads of many of the sphinxes which remain4--,weekly ,rev4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,algebra4 ,algebra ,i was charmed with1 and found so much pleasure in resolving its questions1 that ,i have often sat till morning at the engaging work1 without a notion of its being day till ,i opened the shutters of my closet4 ,i recommend this study in particular to young gentlemen1 and am satisfied1 if they would but take some pains at first to understand it1 they would have so great a relish for its operations1 as to prefer them many an evening to clamorous pleasures2 or1 at least1 not be uneasy for being alone now and then1 since their algebra was with them4--,life of ,john ,buncle4 99 99 99 99 99 ,a ,,lucky ,,match4 ,the late ,mr4 ,locke1 of ,norbury ,park1 commissioned one ,jenkins1 a dealer in pictures1 residing at ,rome1 to send him any piece of sculpture which might not exceed fifty guineas4 ,jenkins sent a head of ,minerva1 which ,mr4 ,locke1 not liking1 returned1 paying the carriage1 and all other expenses4 ,nollekens1 who was then also at ,rome1 having purchased a trunk of ,minerva for fifty pounds1 upon the return of this head1 found that its proportion and character accorded with his torso4 ,this discovery induced him to accept an offer made by ,jenkins of the head itself2 and #bbj guineas to share the profits4 ,after ,nollekens had joined the head and trunk1 or1 what is called restored it1 which he did at the expense of twenty guineas more for stone and labour1 it proved a most fortunate hit1 for they sold it for the enormous sum of #a1jjj guineas6 and it is now at ,newby1 in ,yorkshire4--,nollekens and his ,times4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,nelson4 ,we received the following little anecdote from a letter of a gentleman now at the head of the medical profession1 with which he favoured us shortly after perusing ,salmonia4 ,i was 7says our friend7 at the ,naval ,hospital1 at ,yarmouth1 on the morning when ,nelson1 after the battle of ,copenhagen 7having sent the wounded before him17 arrived at the ,roads1 and landed on the jutty4 ,the populace soon surrounded him1 and the military were drawn up in the market-place ready to receive him2 but making his way through the crowd1 and the dust1 and the clamour1 he went straight to the hospital4 ,i went round the wards with him1 and was much interested in observing his demeanour to the sailors2 he stopped at every bed1 and to every man he had something kind and cheering to say4 ,at length1 he stopped opposite a bed on which a sailor was lying who had lost his right arm close to the shoulder-joint1 and the following short dialogue passed between1 them3--,nelson4 ,well1 ,jack1 what's the matter with you8--,sailor4 ,lost my right arm1 your honour4--,nelson paused1 looked down at his own empty sleeve1 then at the sailor1 and said playfully1 ,well1 ,jack1 then you and ,i are spoiled for fishermen--cheer up1 my brave fellow4 ,and he passed briskly on to the next bed2 but these few words had a magical effect upon the poor fellow1 for ,i saw his eyes sparkle with delight as ,nelson turned away and pursued his course through the wards4 ,as this was the only occasion on which ,i saw ,nelson1 ,i may1 possibly1 overrate the value of the incident4--,q4 ,rev4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,the ,,british ,,almanac4 ,this work1 though only in its second year1 is too well known to be benefited by our recommendation4 ,as a compilation1 with occasional originality1 it is one of the best executed labours of the ,society from whom it emanates1 and who1 from the multiplicity of facts here assembled1 may be called ,the ,society for the ,condensation of ,useful ,knowledge4 ,in the ,almanac for #ahbi we notice several improvements upon that of last year4 ,the ,remarks on ,weather are valuable2 and the ,garden ,plants in ,flower in each month1 in themselves extremely interesting1 contrast the unchanging course of nature with the grand revolutions and events of the column of ,anniversaries4 ,thus1 what different emotions are produced by reading ,april #f1 ,first ,abdication of ,bonaparte1 #ahad1 and ,primrose ,peerless 7,narcissus biflorus7 in flower4 ,the ,useful ,remarks1 though not a new feature in an almanac1 are profitable helps to social duties1 especially when drawn from such a source as ,owen ,feltham's ,resolves--a golden treasury of world-knowledge1 which may serve as a text-book for every family4 ,among the useful facts we notice the following3--,by a parliamentary return of the year #ahbh we find that the stamp duty paid upon the almanacs of ,england amounts to #cj1acfl4 #cs4 #i;d4--which1 the duty being fifteen-pence upon each almanac1 exhibits a circulation of #dea1eic annually4 ,remarks on ,weather4 ,the mean temperature of ,london is about #b higher than that of the surrounding country2 the difference exists chiefly in the night1 and is greatest in winter and least in summer4 ,mr4 ,howard is of opinion1 from a careful comparison of a long series of observations1 that a wet spring is an indication of a dry time for the ensuing harvest4 ,the greatest depression of temperature in every month happens1 all other circumstances being the same1 a short time before sun-rise4 ,there are only two months1 namely1 ,july and ,august1 in which1 taking into consideration the power of radiation1 vegetation1 in certain situations1 is not exposed to a temperature of #cb4 ,the temperature of ,august is but little reduced1 owing to the prevalence of hot nights4 ,the action of the sun's rays is considerably assisted by the warm earth which radiates heat into the air2 while1 in spring1 it absorbs every day a proportion of the heat which the sun produces4 ,october--,now that the fruits of the earth are laid in store1 the increase of wet is attended by no injurious effects1 the remaining heat of the earth is preserved from needless expenditure1 and guarded from dissipation1 by an increasing canopy of clouds1 by which the effect of radiation is greatly reduced4 ,the comparative warmth of ,november is owing to the heat given out by the condensation of the vapour in the atmosphere into rain4 ,the mean temperature of the whole year is not found to vary1 in different years1 more than four degrees and a half4 99 99 99 99 99 ,such as hold superstition sweet to the soul1 and love to exercise their ingenuity in hieroglyphics1 the baseless grounds of tea1 and lucky dreams and omens1 will find little amusement in the ,british ,almanac2 but their absence is more than supplied by information which almost every man engaged in the world requires4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,the ,,sketch ,,book4 99 99 99 99 99 ,a ,,vision ,,of ,,purgatory4 ,by ,william ,maginn1 ,esq4 ,the churchyard of ,inistubber is as lonely a one as you would wish to see on a summer's day1 or avoid on a winter's night4 ,under the east window of the church is a mouldering vault of the ,de ,lacys1--a branch of a family descended from one of the conquerors of ,ireland2 and there they are buried1 when the allotted time calls them to the tomb4 ,sir ,theodore ,de ,lacy had lived a jolly1 thoughtless life1 rising early for the hunt1 and retiring late from the bottle4 ,a good-humoured bachelor who took no care about the management of his household1 provided that the hounds were in order for his going out1 and the table ready on his coming in4 ,as for the rest1--an easy landlord1 a quiet master1 a lenient magistrate 7except to poachers17 and a very excellent foreman of a grand jury4 ,he died one evening while laughing at a story which he had heard regularly thrice a week for the last fifteen years of his life1 and his spirit mingled with the claret4 ,in former times when the ,de ,lacys were buried1 there was a grand breakfast1 and all the party rode over to the church to see the last rites paid4 ,the keeners lamented2 the country people had a wake before the funeral1 and a dinner after it--and there was an end4 ,but with the march of mind comes trouble and vexation4 ,a man has now-a-days no certainty of quietness in his coffin--unless it be a patent one4 ,he is laid down in the grave1 and the next morning finds himself called upon to demonstrate an interesting fact6 ,no one1 ,i believe1 admires this ceremony1 and it is not to be wondered at that ,sir ,theodore ,de ,lacy held it in especial horror4 ,i'd like1 said he one evening1 to catch one of the thieves coming after me when ,i'm dead--,by the ,god of ,war1 ,i'd break every bone in his body2--but1 he added with a sigh1 as ,i suppose ,i'll not be able to take my own part then1 upon you ,i leave it1 ,larry ,sweeney1 to watch me three days and three nights after they plant me under the sod4 ,there's ,doctor ,dickenson there1 ,i see the fellow looking at me--fill your glass1 ,doctor--here's your health6 and shoot him1 ,larry1 do you hear1 shoot the ,doctor like a cock1 if he ever comes stirring up my poor old bones from their roost of ,inistubber4 ,why1 then1 ,larry answered1 accepting the glass which followed this command1 long life to both your honours2 and it's ,i that would like to be putting a bullet into ,doctor ,dickenson--heaven between him and harm--for hauling your honour away1 as if you was a horse's head1 to a bonfire4 ,there's nothing1 ,i 'shure you1 gintlemin1 poor as ,i am1 that would give me greater pleasure4 ,we feel obliged1 ,larry said ,sir ,theodore1 for your good wishes4 ,is it ,i pull you out of the grave1 indeed6 continued the whipper-in1 for such he was1 --,i'd let nobody pull your honour out of any place1 saving 'twas purgatory2 and out of that ,i'd pull you myself1 if ,i saw you going there4 ,i am of opinion1 ,larry1 said ,doctor ,dickenson1 you would turn tail if you saw ,sir ,theodore on that road4 ,you might go further1 and fare worse1 you know4 ,turn tail6 replied ,larry1 it is ,i that wouldn't--,i appale to ,st4 ,patrick himself over beyond--pointing to a picture of the ,prime ,saint of ,ireland1 which hung in gilt daubery behind his master's chair1 right opposite to him4 ,to ,larry's horror and astonishment1 the picture fixing its eyes upon him1 winked with the most knowing air1 as if acknowledging the appeal4 ,what makes you turn so white then at the very thought1 said the doctor1 interpreting the visible consternation of our hero in his own way4 ,nothing particular1 answered ,larry2 but a wakeness has come strong over me1 gintlemin1 and if you'd have no objection1 ,i'd like to go into the air for a bit4 ,leave was of course granted1 and ,larry retired amid the laughter of the guests--but as he retreated1 he could not avoid casting a glance on the awful picture--and again the ,saint winked1 with a most malicious smile4 ,it was impossible to endure the repeated infliction1 and ,larry rushed down the stairs in an agony of fright and amazement4 ,may be1 thought he1 it might be my own eyes that wasn't quite steady--or the flame of the candle4 ,but no--he winked at me as plain as ever ,i winked at ,judy ,donaghue of a ,may morning4 ,what he manes by it ,i can't say--but there's no use of thinking about it--no1 nor of talking neither1 for who' d believe me if ,i tould them of it8 ,the next evening ,sir ,theodore died1 as has been mentioned2 and in due time thereafter was buried according to the custom of the family1 by torch-light1 in the churchyard of ,inistubber4 ,all was fitly performed2 and although ,dickenson had no design upon the jovial knight--and if he had not1 there was nobody within fifteen miles that could be suspected of such an outrage1--yet ,larry ,sweeney was determined to make good his promise of watching his master4 ,i'd think little of telling a lie to him1 by the way of no harm when he was alive1 said he1 wiping his eyes1 as soon as the last of the train had departed1 leaving him with a single companion in the lonely cemetery2 but now that he's dead--,god rest his soul6--,i'd scorn it4 ,so ,jack ,kinaley1 as behoves my first cousin's son1 stay you with me here this blessed night1 for betune 7between7 you and ,i1 it an't lucky to stay by one's self in this ruinated old rookery1 where ghosts1 ,god help us1 is as thick as bottles in ,sir ,theodore's cellar6 ,never you mind that1 ,larry1 said ,kinaley1 a discharged soldier1 who had been through all the campaigns of the ,peninsula2 never mind1 ,i say1 such botherations4 ,han't ,i lain in bivouack on the field at ,salamanca1 and ,tallawara1 and the ,pyrumnees1 and many another place beside1 where there was dead corpses lying about in piles1 and there was no more ghosts than kneebuckles in a ridgemint of ,highlanders4 ,here1 let me prime them pieces1 and hand us over the bottle2 we'll stay snug under this east window1 for the wind's coming down the hill1 and ,i defy--,none of that bould talk1 ,jack1 said his cousin2 as for what ye saw in foreign parts1 of dead men killed afighting1 sure that's nothing to the dead--,god rest 'em6--that's here4 ,there you see1 they had company one with the other1 and being killed fresh-like that morning1 had no heart to stir2 but here1 faith6 'tis a horse of another colour4 ,may be it is1 said ,jack1 but the night's coming on2 so ,i'll turn in4 ,wake me if you sees any thing2 and after ,i've got my two hours' rest1 ,i'll relieve you4 ,with these words the soldier turned on his side1 under shelter of a grave1 and as his libations had been rather copious during the day1 it was not long before he gave audible testimony that the dread of supernatural visitants had had no effect in disturbing the even current of his fancy4 ,although ,larry had not opposed the proposition of his kinsman1 yet he felt by no means at ease4 ,he put in practice all the usually recommended nostrums for keeping away unpleasant thoughts3--all would not do4 ,if it was a common1 dacent1 quite 7quiet17 well-behaved churchyard a'self1 thought ,larry1 half-aloud--but when 'tis a place like this forsaken ould berrin'-ground1 which is noted for villiany--,for what1 ,larry8 said a gentleman1 stepping out of a niche which contained the only statue time had spared4 ,it was the figure of ,saint ,colman1 to whom the church was dedicated4 ,larry had been looking at the figure1 as it shone forth in ebon and ivory in the light and shadow of the now high-careering moon1 ,for what1 ,larry1 said the gentleman1--for what do you say the churchyard is noted8 ,for nothing at all1 plase your honour1 replied ,larry1 except the height of gentility4 ,the stranger was about four feet high1 dressed in what might be called flowing garments1--if1 in spite of their form1 their rigidity did not deprive them of all claim to such an appellation4 ,he wore an antique mitre upon his head2 his hands were folded upon his breast2 and over his right shoulder rested a pastoral crook4 ,there was a solemn expression in his countenance1 and his eye might truly be called stony4 ,his beard could not be well said to wave upon his bosom2 but it lay upon it in ample profusion1 stiffer than that of a ,jew on a frosty morning after mist4 ,in short1 as ,larry soon discovered to his horror1 on looking up at the niche1 it was no other than ,saint ,colman himself1 who had stept forth1 indignant 7in all probability7 at the stigma cast by the watcher of the dead on the churchyard of which his ,saintship was patron4 ,he smiled with a grisly solemnity--just such a smile as you might imagine would play round the lips of a milestone 7if it had any17 at the recantation so quickly volunteered by ,larry4 ,well1 said he1 ,lawrence ,sweeney--,how well the old rogue1 thought ,larry1 knows my name6 ,since you profess yourself such an admirer of the merits of the churchyard of ,inistubber1 get up and follow me1 till ,i show you the civilities of the place--for ,i am master here1 and must do the honours4 ,willingly would ,i go with your worship1 replied our friend2 but you see here ,i am engaged to ,sir ,theodore1 who1 though a good master1 was a mighty passionate man when every thing was not done as he ordered it2 and ,i am feared to stir4 ,sir ,theodore1 said the ,saint1 will not blame you for following me4 ,i assure you he will not4 ,but then1 said ,larry--,follow me6 cried the ,saint1 in a hollow voice1 and casting upon him his stony eye1 drew poor ,larry after him1 as the bridal guest was drawn by the lapidary glance of the ,ancient ,mariner2 or1 as ,larry himself afterwards expressed it1 as a jaw tooth is wrinched out of an ould woman with a pair of pinchers4 ,the ,saint strode before him in silence1 not in the least incommoded by the stones and rubbish1 which at every step sadly contributed to the discomfiture of ,larry's shins1 who followed his marble conductor into a low vault1 situated at the west end of the church4 ,the path lay through coffins piled up on each side of the way in various degrees of decomposition2 and1 excepting that the solid footsteps of the saintly guide1 as they smote heavily on the floor of stone1 broke the deadly silence1 all was still4 ,stumbling and staggering along1 directed only by the casual glimpses of light afforded by the moon1 where it broke through the dilapidated roof of the vault1 and served to discover only sights of woe1 ,larry followed4 ,he soon felt that he was descending1 and could not help wondering at the length of the journey4 ,he began to entertain the most unpleasant suspicions as to the character of his conductor2--but what could he do8 ,flight was out of the question1 and to think of resistance was absurd4 ,needs must1 they say1 thought he to himself1 when the devil drives4 ,i see it's much the same when a saint1 leads4 ,at last the dolorous march had an end2 and not a little to ,larry's amazement1 he found that his guide had brought him to the gate of a lofty hall1 before which a silver lamp1 filled with naphtha1 yielded light as from a sky4--,from within loud sounds of merriment were ringing2 and it was evident1 from the jocular harmony and the tinkling of glasses1 that some subterraneous catch-club were not idly employed over the bottle4 ,who's there8 said a porter1 roughly responding to the knock of ,saint ,colman4 ,be so good1 said the ,saint1 mildly1 my very good fellow1 as to open the door without further questions1 or ,i'll break your head4 ,i'm bringing a gentleman here on a visit1 whose business is pressing4 ,may be so1 thought ,larry1 but what that business may be1 is more than ,i can tell4 ,the porter sulkily complied with the order1 after having apparently communicated the intelligence that a stranger was at hand2 for a deep silence immediately followed the tipsy clamour2 and ,larry1 sticking close to his guide1 whom he now looked upon almost as a friend1 when compared with these underground revellers to whom he was about to be introduced1 followed him through a spacious vestibule1 which gradually sloped into a low-arched room1 where the company was assembled4 ,and a strange-looking company it was4 ,seated round a long table were three-and-twenty grave and venerable personages1 bearded1 mitred1 stoled1 and croziered1--all living statues of stone1 like the ,saint who had walked out of his niche4 ,on the drapery before them were figured the images of the sun1 moon1 and stars--the inexplicable bear--the mystic temple1 built by the hand of ,hiram--and other symbols1 of which the uninitiated knew nothing4 ,the square1 the line1 the trowel1 were not wanting1 and the hammer was lying in front of the chair4 ,labour1 however1 was over1 and the time for refreshment having arrived1 each of the stony brotherhood had a flagon before him2 and when we mention that the ,saints were ,irish1 and that ,st4 ,patrick in person was in the chair1 it is not to be wondered at that the mitres1 in some instances1 hung rather loosely on the side of the heads of some of the canonized compotators4 ,among the company were found ,st4 ,senanus of ,limerick1 ,st4 ,declan of ,ardmore1 ,st4 ,canice of ,kilkenny1 ,st4 ,finbar of ,cork1 ,st4 ,michan of ,dublin1 ,st4 ,brandon of ,kerry1 ,st4 ,fachnan of ,ross1 and others of that holy brotherhood2 a vacant place1 which completed the four-and-twentieth1 was left for ,st4 ,colman1 who1 as every body knows1 is of ,cloyne2 and he1 having taken his seat1 addressed the president1 to inform him that he had brought the man4 ,the man 7viz4 ,larry himself7 was awestruck with the company in which he so unexpectedly found himself2 and trembled all over when1 on the notice of his guide1 the eight-and-forty eyes of stone were turned directly upon himself4 ,you have just nicked the night to a shaving1 ,larry1 said ,st4 ,patrick3 this is our chapter-night1 and myself and brethren are here 'assembled on merry occasion4'--,you know who ,i am8 ,god bless your reverence1 said ,larry1 it's ,i that do well4 ,often did ,i see your picture hanging over the door of places where it is--lowering his voice--pleasanter to be than here1 buried under an ould church4 ,you may as well say it out1 ,larry1 said ,st4 ,patrick2 and don't think ,i'm going to be angry with you about it2 for ,i was once flesh and blood myself4 ,but you remember1 the other night1 saying that you would think nothing of pulling your master out of purgatory1 if you could get at him there1 and appealing to me to stand by your words4 ,y-e-e-s1 said ,larry1 most mournfully2 for he recollected the significant look he had received from the picture4 ,and1 continued ,st4 ,patrick1 you remember also that ,i gave you a wink1 which you know is as good1 any day1 as a nod--at least1 to a blind horse4 ,i'm sure1 your reverence1 said ,larry1 with a beating heart1 is too much of a gintleman to hould a poor man hard to every word he may say of an evening1 and therefore--,i was thinking so1 said the saint1 ,i guessed you'd prove a poltroon when put to the push4 ,what do you think1 my brethren1 ,i should do to this fellow8 ,a hollow sound burst from the bosoms of the unanimous assembly4 ,the verdict was short and decisive3--,knock out his brains6 ,and in order to suit the action to the word1 the whole four-and-twenty arose at once1 and with their immovable eyes fixed firmly on the face of our hero--who horror struck with the sight as he was1 could not close his--they began to glide slowly but regularly towards him1 bending their line into the form of a crescent1 so as to environ him on all sides4 ,in vain he fled to the door2 its massive folds resisted mortal might4 ,in vain he cast his eyes around in quest of a loophole of retreat--there was none4 ,closer and closer pressed on the slowly-moving phalanx1 and the uplifted croziers threatened soon to put their sentence into execution4 ,supplication was all that remained--and ,larry sunk upon his knees4 ,ah6 then1 said he1 gintlemin and ancient ould saints as you are1 don't kill the father of a large small family1 who never did hurt to you or yours4 ,sure1 if 'tis your will that ,i should go to--no matter who1 for there's no use in naming his name--might ,i not as well make up my mind to go there1 alive and well1 stout and hearty1 and able to face him1--as with my head knocked into bits1 as if ,i had been after a fair or a patthern8 ,you say right1 said ,st4 ,patrick1 checking with a motion of his crozier the advancing assailants1 who returned to their seats4 ,i am glad to see you coming to reason4 ,prepare for your journey4 ,and how1 plase your ,saintship1 am ,i to go8 asked ,larry4 ,why1 said ,st4 ,patrick1 as ,colman here has guided you so far1 he may guide you further4 ,but as the journey is into foreign parts1 where you arn't likely to be known1 you had better take this letter of introduction1 which may be of use to you4 ,and here1 also1 ,lawrence1 said a ,dublin ,saint--perhaps ,michan--take you this box also1 and make use of it as he to whom you speak shall suggest4 ,take a hold1 and a firm one1 said ,st4 ,colman1 ,lawrence1 of my cassock1 and we' ll start4 ,all right behind8 cried ,st4 ,patrick4 ,all right6 was the reply4 ,in an instant6--vault--table--saints--bell--ch urch1 faded into air2 a rustling hiss of wings was all that was heard2 and ,larry felt his cheek swept by a current1 as if a covey of birds of enormous size were passing him4 7,it was1 in all probability1 the flight of the saints returning to heaven1 but on that point nothing certain has reached us up to the present time of writing47 ,he had not a long time to wonder at the phenomenon1 for he himself soon began to soar1 dangling in mid sky at the skirt of the cassock of his sainted guide4 ,earth1 and all that appertains thereto1 speedily passed from his eyes1 and they were alone in the midst of circumfused ether1 glowing with a sunless light4 ,above1 in immense distance1 was fixed the firmament1 fastened up with bright stars1 fencing around the world with its azure wall4 ,they fled far1 before any distinguishable object met their eyes4 ,at length a long1 white streak1 shining like silver in the moonbeam1 was visible to their sight4 ,that1 said ,st4 ,colman1 is the ,limbo which adjoins the earth1 and is the highway for ghosts departing the world4 ,it is called in ,milton1 a book which ,i suppose1 ,larry1 you never have read--,and how could ,i1 plase your worship1 said ,larry1 seein' ,i don't know a ,b from a bull's foot6 ,well1 it is called in ,milton the ,paradise of ,fools3 and if it were indeed peopled by all of that tribe who leave the world1 it would contain the best company that ever figured on the earth4 ,to the north1 you see a bright speck8 ,i do4 ,that marks the upward path1--narrow and hard to find4 ,to the south you may see a darksome road--broad1 smooth1 and easy of descent2 that is the lower way4 ,it is thronged with the great ones of the world2 you may see their figures in the gloom4 ,those who are soaring upwards are wrapt in the flood of light flowing perpetually from that single spot1 and you cannot see them4 ,the silver path on which we enter is the ,limbo4 ,here ,i part with you4 ,you are to give your letter to the first person you meet4 ,do your best2--be courageous1 but observe particularly that you profane no holy name1 or ,i will not answer for the consequences4 ,his guide had scarcely vanished1 when ,larry heard the tinkling of a bell in the distance1 and turning his eyes in the quarter whence it proceeded1 he saw a grave-looking man in black1 with eyes of fire1 driving before him a flock of ghosts with a switch1 as you see turkeys driven on the western road1 at the approach of ,christmas4 ,they were on the highway to ,purgatory4 ,the ghosts were shivering in the thin air1 which pinched them severely1 now that they had lost the covering of their bodies4 ,among the group1 ,larry recognised his old master1 by the same means that ,ulysses1 ,aeneas1 and others1 recognised the bodiless forms of their friends in the regions of ,acheron4 ,what brings a living person1 said the man in black1 on this pathway8 ,i shall make legal capture of you1 ,larry ,sweeney1 for trespassing4 ,you have no business here4 ,i have come1 said ,larry1 plucking up courage1 to bring your honour's glory a letter from a company of gintlemin with whom ,i had the pleasure of spending the evening1 underneath the ould church of ,inistubber4 ,a letter1 said the man in black1 where is it8 ,here1 my lord1 said ,larry4 ,ho6 cried the black gentleman1 on opening it1 ,i know the handwriting4 ,it won't do1 however1 my lad1--,i see they want to throw dust in my eyes4 ,whew1 thought ,larry1 that's the very thing4 ',tis for that the ould ,dublin boy gave me the box4 ,i'd lay a tinpenny to a brass farthing that it's filled with ,lundy ,foot4 ,opening the box1 therefore1 he flung its contents right into the fiery eyes of the man in black1 while he was still occupied with reading the letter1--and the experiment was successful4 ,curses--tche-tche-tche1-- ,curses on it1 exclaimed he1 clapping his hand before his eyes1 and sneezing most lustily4--,run1 you villians1 run1 cried ,larry1 to the ghosts--run1 you villians1 now that his eyes are off of you--,o master1 master6 ,sir ,theodore1 jewel6 run to the right-hand side1 make for the bright speck1 and ,god give you luck4 ,he had forgotten his injunction4 ,the moment the word was uttered he felt the silvery ground sliding from under him2 and with the swiftness of thought he found himself on the flat of his back1 under the very niche of the old church wall whence he had started1 dizzy and confused with a measureless tumble4 ,the emancipated ghosts floated in all directions1 emitting their shrill and stridulous cries in the gleaming expanse4 ,some were again gathered by their old conductor2 some scudding about at random1 took the right hand path1 others the left4 ,into which of them ,sir ,theodore struck1 is not recorded2 but as he had heard the direction1 let us hope that he made the proper choice4 ,larry had not much time given him to recover from his fall1 for almost in an instant he heard an angry snorting rapidly approaching1 and looking up1 whom should he see but the gentleman in black1 with eyes gleaming more furiously than ever1 and his horns 7for1 in his haste1 he had let his hat fall7 relieved in strong shadow against the moon4 ,up started ,larry--away ran his pursuer after him4 ,the safest refuge was1 of course1 the church1--thither ran our hero--and after him--fiercer than the shark1 swifter than the hounds--fled the black gentleman4 ,the church is cleared2 the chancel entered2 and the hot breath of his pursuer glows upon the outstretched neck of ,larry4 ,escape is impossible--the extended talons of the fiend have clutched him by the hair4 ,you are mine1 cried the demon1--if ,i have lost any of my flock1 ,i have at last got you4 ,oh1 ,st4 ,patrick6 exclaimed our hero1 in horror1 --,oh1 ,st4 ,patrick have mercy upon me1 and save me6 ,i tell you what1 cousin ,larry1 said ,kinaley1 chucking him up from behind a gravestone1 where he had fallen--all the ,st4 ,patricks that ever were born would not have saved you from ould ,tom ,picton1 if he caught you sleeping on your post as ,i've caught you now4 ,by the word of an ould soldier1 he'd have had the provost-marshal upon you1 and ,i'd not give two-pence for the loan of your life4 ,and then1 too1 ,i see you have drunk every drop in the bottle4 ,what can you say for yourself8 ,nothing at all1 said ,larry1 scratching his head1--but it was an unlucky dream1 and ,i'm glad it's over4--,literary ,souvenir4 99 99 99 99 99 ,ancient ,roman ,festivals4 ,,november4 7,for the ,mirror47 ,the ,epulum ,jovis was a sumptuous feast offered to ,jupiter on the #acth of ,november4 ,the gods were formally invited1 and attended2 for the statues were brought in rich beds1 furnished with soft pillows1 called pulvinaria4 ,thus accommodated1 their godships were placed on their couches at the most honourable part of the table1 and served with the rich dainties1 as if they were able to eat2 but the epulones1 or ministers1 who had the care and management of the feast1 performed that function for them1 and no doubt did the part of gastronomic proxies with eclat4 ,the ,brumalia was a feast of ,bacchus1 celebrated among the ,romans during the space of thirty days1 commencing on the #bdth of ,november4 ,it was instituted by ,romulus1 who used1 during this time1 to entertain the senate4 ,during this feast indications were taken of the felicity of the remaining part of the winter4 ,p4,t4,w4 99 99 99 99 99 ,the ,gatherer4 ,a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles4 ,,shakspeare4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,innocent ,,confession4 ,a ,lady at confession1 amongst other heinous crimes1 accused herself of using rouge4 ,what is the use of it8 asked the confessor4 ,i do it to make myself handsomer4--,and does it produce that effect8 ,at least ,i think so1 father4--,the confessor on this took his penitent out of the confessional1 and having looked at her attentively in the light1 said1 ,well1 madam1 you may use rouge1 for you are ugly enough even with it4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,merchant ,,tailors4 ,a ,clergyman hearing a remark made on the humility of the ,merchant ,tailors' motto1 ,concordi parvae res crescunt replied1 ,yes1 that is to say1 nine tailors make a man4 99 99 99 99 99 ,,rabelais4 ,a ,,jeu ,d',,esprit4 ,in ,france they say ,lived ,,rabelais1 ,a witty wight1 and a right merry fellow4 ,who in good company was sometimes mellow3 ,and1 ,although he was a priest1 ,thought it no sacramental sin--to feast4 ,i can't say much for his morality3 ,but for his immortality1 ,good luck6 ,why he's bound in calf1 and squeezed in boards1 ,and scarcely a good library's shelf ,but boasts acquaintance with the elf4 ,but now ,i'll tell you what ,i should have told before1 ,a grievous illness brought him nigh ,death's door4 ,who1 bony wight1 ,enjoyed the sight-- ,and grinn'd as he thought of the fun there'd be ,when the jester had joined his company4 ,rab's friends1 good folk6 ,thought it no joke ,to the poor joker2 they therefore sent around ,for all the ,esculapians to be found2 ,and in a trice 7,for doctors always haste to give advice-- ,mind--don't mistake--,i mean when there's a fee7 ,they mustered two--to which add three4 ,now about the bed ,is seen each learned head4 ,the patient's pulse is felt--with graver air ,each ,m4,d4 seats him in a chair4 ,crosses his legs--leans on his stick1 mums--hahs--and hums ,pulls out his watch--takes snuff--and twirls his thumbs4 ,at length1 ,the awful stillness broke-- ,as if from silence gathering strength ,most lustily they all did croak1 ,their opinions mingling1 ,in discordant jingling-- ,a purge--a blister--shave his head ,senna and salts--a clyster--have him bled1 ,a pill at noon--another pill at night1 ,a warm-bath1 sure1 would set him right4 ,thus with purges and 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